Transcript of TCB Classic: Brad Van BusStation
Episode#709: Bryan is nursing a cold, like the big baby he is! So, we get a TCB Classic. On this TCB Classic Bryan & Krissy review a Love Connection episode staring Brad Van BusStation! Watch episode #708 on Youtube The oldest dog in the world is 31! Bryan’s history of strange neighbors (and parrots) Don’t stick your fingers near the birds! Birds of a feather flock together… Love Connection (for hot girl summer) Show a little knee Dancewear Sales This guy is a wild one I’m ugly, I’m a virgin, and I love the camera! Animated Brad Old birks or restaurant shoes? Vicki is so slay “The nights still in diapers, babe” The bus station and the temple, a perfect date We’re doing a full investigative report on this date! Bryan’s going down the rabbit hole for this one It’s a TCB TBD Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 54:25
- 160 views
- Published 7 months ago
Transcript of The Great Wolf Mayhem!
Episode 708: Listener Betty calls in to share her experience working at The Great Wolf Lodge! From dropping a deuce behind the ski-ball machine to teenage hotel mayhem, Betty brings the Tea. Plus, Ask TCB anything and John Mayer is a wonderland, wonder-man. Is listener appreciation day! Catching up on Ask TCB Listeners have questions for Bryan & Krissy John Mayer is from Atlanta (Don't ask how we ended up on this topic!) A new TCB milestone: a listener calls in! Great Wolf Lodge insider info Cleaning standards for AFRs The christian boys There is faith in humanity Best to you Betty!!! Watch episode #708 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 01:09:46
- 160 views
- Published 7 months ago
Transcript of TCB Coloidal Colada Coolers
Episode #707: Bryan watched the Oscars, Krissy did not! The Oscars continue to be a snooze fest despite Conan's best efforts. Adrian Brody best his own persona record for longest (and worst) acceptance speech in history. While the producers of the Oscars forgot to make it interesting. Then, Bryan and Krissy decide to get into the drink business with TCB Coolers. Finally, Bryan has a run in with a few ornery tree guys and he runs away. Rev down everyone. Rev down! Watch episode #707 on Youtube Listen to this week's TCB Infomercial Guest, Kelsey Cook! KELSEY'S LINKS: Follow Kelsey on Instagram Kelsey's Tour dates Watch “Mark Your Territory” on Youtube Listen to “Pretend Problems Podcast” with Kelsey Cook & Chad Daniels Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 57:28
- 150 views
- Published 7 months ago
Transcript of TCB Infomercial: Kelsey Cook Returns!
Episode#706: Kelsey Cook is back! Love is Blind: Season 8 is full of dirt! Checking off bucket list items Taylor Tomlison & Nikki Glaser Figuring out a balance between being a comedian and having a normal life Life in Minnesota The jealousy switch Youtube and its cesspool of comments The place Kelsey won't go back with her tour A shift in the nature of comedy specials The social media impact A true Justin Timberlake fan Watch episode #706 on Youtube KELSEY'S LINKS: Follow Kelsey on Instagram Kelsey's Tour dates Watch “Mark Your Territory” on Youtube Listen to “Pretend Problems Podcast” with Kelsey Cook & Chad Daniels Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 57:49
- 200 views
- Published 8 months ago
Transcript of Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera!
Episode#705: Bryan managed to find the single most boring PUA in the whole internet universe! And now we all have to suffer as B&K breakdown his extremely poor power point skills, his droning presentation style and never ending "Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera!" Plus, the gang discusses the yr24 asteroid that DID have a chance of hitting earth and now, suspiciously, does not. Hmmm... Watch episode #705 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 01:01:44
- 160 views
- Published 8 months ago
Transcript of Just Fyre TCB!
Episode#704: Bryan & Krissy recall a person claiming to be connected to Fyre Fest 2 trying to get some money from the show. Bryan wondered why ANYONE would consider attending this Sh*t Show part 2. Also, Mads on Love Is Blind is a man-eater, The Pitt has Bryan singing a new tune about medical dramas and "one time at band camp" Bryan didn't go to band camp. Watch episode #704 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 56:01
- 160 views
- Published 8 months ago
Transcript of Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Episode#703: Bryan & Krissy discuss a viral trend claiming to "hack" the bar pick-up scene by staring annoyingly at a potential mate until they submit to your will. Will it work? Of course not! Hacks are just bad ideas to get views or secret cleaning tips your grandma used years ago. Plus, Bryan finds out he could use some cleaning hacks after one of kids pukes all over his shower time. Watch episode #703 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 59:24
- 160 views
- Published 8 months ago
Transcript of I Would Rather Not!
Episode#702: Bryan asks his new friend "Chatty PT" to review TCB and create a good ole fashion game of Would You Rather? GPT takes the job seriously and knows it's subject matter, calling Bryan angry and Krissy drunk! Plus, B&K try to decide who should be inducted into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. Watch episode #702 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 01:00:29
- 150 views
- Published 8 months ago
Transcript of Just A Boy and His Stories...
Episode#701: Bryan tells a story about telling stories to potential lover while visiting a cabin in North Georgia. The party gets a little naked, but Bryan can't get out of his own way and unfortunately he puts himself in the friend zone by talking all night! But that won't stop him from telling more stories about his storytelling. Y Bryan 3000 commercial Bryan’s storytime: A cabin in North Georgia with friends White water rafting Bryan makes up sh*t everywhere The friendzone TV Shows update: Severance & Paradise TLC’s #1 fan Baylen Out Loud, 90 Days Fiance & 7 Little Johnstons A police officer making ends meet Watch episode #701 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 52:18
- 190 views
- Published 8 months ago
Transcript of The 700 Club!
Episode #700: It's a rare accomplishment that podcast makes it to 100 eps, let alone 500. But 700 episodes of TCB? Who would have imagined the most mediocre podcast in all the land would make it this far. TCB joins a very exclusive club of podcasters who are too delusional to let it go. Bryan & Krissy are living proof you can make by "falling upward"! We did it! 700 episodes!! TCB... Always looking for the next high! Coca leaves A breakup in Machu Picchu The evolution of TCB IYKYK -Love, Astrid Bryan rants… again. The 700 Club Watch episode #700 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 01:07:40
- 170 views
- Published 8 months ago
Transcript of 12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Merry Christmas to the podcast universe! We love you! Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA, the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence, and Disabled Americans Veterans. Merry Christmas! Rotten Tomatoes’ best Christmas Movies 8-Bit Christmas We’re back to Frankie B! Lifesyle Frankie, give us more videos! I really need him to hold the steering wheel and maybe not vlog while driving Women having opinions: it’s a trap! “Beautyness” Frankie needs his Dunkies Vacation season is coming Narcissists, according to Frankie The fear of god! Grievances from his last relationship (again) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 59:48
- 250 views
- Published 10 months ago
Transcript of 12 Days Of TCB: A Gift For You...
Episode #665: This Christmas Eve, we wanted to bring you the very best of TCB, and that means we are talking about Frankie B! We’re pulling from the archives and giving you a two-parter of Frankie B’s Dating Traps. Merry Christmas! Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, ASPCA and It’s Christmas Eve! Christmas Eve/Christmas Day traditions Squiggly tits The triple decker festive pizza Bryan’s Little Caesar’s job Frankie B’s Dating Traps Women famously can’t handle the Frankie B heat! Bear with it! Having an opinion is a TRAP! “They know no better” Women who THINK! Toe hair Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 54:39
- 240 views
- Published 10 months ago
Transcript of 12 Days Of TCB: Spirits, Enter Me!
Episode #664: Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence The Bluey Movie Pokémon & Pastors Righteous Gemstones The spiral famously stands for male fertility Duck bill drama Hook 'em Satan horns Wizards of the coast Murderous rage A 10-12 year long DND game The ghoul! Spirits, enter me Pikachu’s devilish tail Ass Catchem Pokémon fanfic Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 55:50
- 250 views
- Published 10 months ago
Transcript of 12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Episode #663: It was all fun and games until country western came around...Then my arm was bruised and I couldn't read poems to my date. Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence Temp check! Cruising The well liquor of the cruise industry The Love Connection Why do they look so old? The nicest guy in Love Connection history The pro-disco social life Bryan’s Escape Women got standards, what the hell! A poem i wrote for my last lover A tasteful male nude Time for you know what John the Hell Cat Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 55:51
- 250 views
- Published 10 months ago
Transcript of 12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Episode #662: Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence Megan and Harry A polo docuseries When your family doesn’t like your SO Parental Control, from MTV This is definitely not scripted A set up Watching your girlfriend go on a date with another guy Thirsty thirsty family Bryan’s Escape! OTS ankle massage Who does she choose! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 01:01:55
- 240 views
- Published 10 months ago
Transcript of 12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
Episode #661: We finally reminded Bryan enough that he remembered to get the follow-up video to our last Mountain Monsters episode! It’s a Christmas miracle! Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence Leather diapers Our old Dr. Phil advertisement Bhad Babie (catch me outside) We’re back again with Mountain Monsters in their hunt for the Cherokee Devil War music An elite group Buck is having a mental breakdown They must find Huck Mr. Tumnus Huck is buck ass naked, covered in mud, and humping a totem pole Head of Security Aliens or drones Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 55:44
- 250 views
- Published 10 months ago
Transcript of 12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Episode #660: I really can’t stay…but, Baby, we’re doing a cold reading with Theresa Caputo! Bryan & Krissy bring back a controversial fav, and she gets even more controversial. Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence 12 Days of TCB continues Prostate exams A “live prostate retreat” The jingle bells and the bell ringing Theresa Caputo The hair ear piece controversy Theresa spins her bullshit once more! Windy City Live! The hosts of this show don’t want her here either Theresa gets racist Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 59:55
- 250 views
- Published 10 months ago
Transcript of 12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Episode #659: We’re going through holiday favorites and least favorite…and also birds. Donate to the ASPCA The 12 (13) days of TCB continues The French Hen A pervert wrote the 12 fays of Christmas song Traditional Christmas songs Bryan’s rendition of Last Christmas The worst present you’ve ever received A pasta pizza hut Christmas We’re all just doing our best The worst Christmas presents…according to whale.ca? The dollar store Rehab for Christmas Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 53:11
- 240 views
- Published 10 months ago
Transcript of Big Corporate Baby Oil
Episode #647: Big Baby Oil simply must be in cahoots with Big Accutane and Big Tanning Beds, right? Strange foods A live baby octopus Bryan went bold Meat talk The cartoon pizza man’s pizza Jamie Foxx was poisoned by Diddy? A terrible trailer! Bryan issues his apologies Chapped lips! Bryan’s Accutane journey The inner child! Bad tanning habits! Skin cancer Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 01:04:25
- 270 views
- Published 11 months ago
Transcript of TCB Infomercial: Fortune Feimster
Episode #646: Fortune Feimster (icon, legend) joins Bryan & Krissy to discuss her journey, current projects, and, of course, her name! FUBAR Fortune’s 100 city tour Tell us about your terrible holiday! How Fortune got started Finding your voice Storytelling Going from acting to stand up to series to now! Arnold Schwarzenegger The name Fortune The universe! Creating meaning for others Special Guest: Fortune Feimster Special: Crushing It Podcast: Handsome Fortune’s Tour Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- 01:06:43
- 280 views
- Published 11 months ago
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