Greg Cote Catchphrase Thief Clark Connors Joins the Show | Hour 1
"Have you ever had thousands of people line up to see your toenail encased in glass?" We are painstakingly close to the start of college football, and predictions are rolling in, including one that has the Miami Hurricanes winning the whole thing. Is this a good sign for Miami or is this rat poison? The SEC has made a ruling on players returning to college from the pros, and it is bad news for LSU. Plus, AEW wrestler and the man we believe is stealing Greg Cote's catchphrases, Corey Connors, joins the show for an extremely weird interview as we attempt to get to the bottom of what is happening over there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
RIP Dolly Parton | Local Hour
"If the owner is spending less than $200 on a prostitute, it's okay to leave trash in the stadium." The legendary Dolly Parton passed away yesterday at 80 years old after an incredible life. Greg Cote is here to discuss the impact she had on all of our lives and what made her such an icon. We also discuss Klay Thompson signing with the Miami HEAT further after he was introduced to the Miami media and traffic yesterday. Plus, Trysta says something about an NBA player that none of our other cast members could say about a WNBA player, Greg Cote almost steps in it, and Mike poses an important question, which is more intense: Handmaid's Tale or The Bear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Top 5 People in Sports Whose Haircuts Glowed Them Up | Postgame Show
"Whenever my hair go, Beijing look me up." JuJu tells us why you have to play within the rules, and in the rules of human life, you can get a hair transplant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Enes Kanter's Place on the Mount Rushmore of Sports Losers | Hour 3
"These poor people of New York have been through so much." ESPN senior writer David Dennis Jr. joins us to break down the Deshaun Watson situation in Cleveland further. He tells us why there is no logical reason for Watson to start and how things would be different if he were playing at a high level. He sticks around for a discussion of Lanterns, the Marvel movies, and why Enes Kanter is one of the biggest losers in sports history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Who Is Better: James Harden or Tracy McGrady? | Hour 2
"You look like you're bout that gas." Zaslow tells us a story from the early days of fantasy football that reminds us 9/11 took place in 2001. Trysta also tells us about a fantasy league she is in that was founded in 1976 and sounds awful. Chris tells us everything that everybody knows about Zaslow, Mike Ryan eats one meal a day, Zaslow tells us where he would meet with sex workers if he were a billionaire, and we break down video of two police officers using Uber to catch a criminal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Is LSU the University That is Most Committed to Winning Outside the Lines? | Hour 1
"The lion, the b***h, and the wardrobe." Lane Kiffin has spoken as it seems his LSU Tigers are bringing in multiple players who have been on NFL rosters during the preseason. Do we believe anything he says? Deshaun Watson apologized to Cleveland Browns fans for his press conference Saturday after being named the Browns' starter. Do we believe anything he says? Plus, Chris is doing a slow fantasy draft, the best college backfields of all time, and Trysta and JuJu tell us why Angel Reese is a good basketball player. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Trysta Krick Calls the Miami Heat a Play-In Team | Local Hour
"And then he called me a wench." Zaslow keeps fending off Mike Ryan's attempts to force Weezer on him and reveals he doesn't want to listen to new music. Trysta has joined us in studio, and she and JuJu weigh in on the Miami Heat signing Klay Thompson with two VERY different predictions for Miami's season. Plus, we actually talk about the Miami Marlins! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
JuJu's Top 5 Worst Hair in Sports History | Postgame Show
"The song that also Pitbull did in Aquaman." Zaslow refuses to let Mike Ryan get him excited for the new Weezer album and claims that the song 'Africa' by Toto sucks. JuJu tells us about the worst hair in sports history, and Chris describes what his hair looks like when wet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Amin's 'The Odyssey' Observations | Hour 3
"That's the picture of Cabo Verde fans y'all got?!" Tony is a thrill seeker and has the latest story from his adventures, this time with no nestling. Amin is here with his weekend observations, including his takeaways after he finally saw 'The Odyssey', his story of stepping in shit at an airport, and his explanation of why Enes Kanter is a bum in every sense of the word. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Is Deshaun Watson SURPRISED He Was Named The Browns' Starter? | Hour 2
"I give out five stars a little bit willy-nilly." We keep reacting to the news that the Cleveland Browns named Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback. Zas is upset about a clip from the most recent episode of Rich Paul and Max Kellerman's podcast, which leads us to monitor the Nikola Jokic situation. We are also monitoring the Luka Doncic, Anthony Edwards, and Steph Curry situations. Plus, Zaslow is fired up about Green Lantern, Masters of the Universe is the most-streamed piece of content in history, and we fix field goal kicking in the National Football League. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Deshaun Watson Named Starting QB for the Cleveland Browns | Hour 1
"We were brought here as strangers, but this star will make us brothers." Following one of the most stunning press conferences in NFL history, the gang discusses how the Cleveland Browns could name Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback, and in typical Browns fashion, we interrupt the conversation with the breaking news that the Cleveland Browns have named Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback. Speaking of weird things, Dae'Quan Wright is going to be an LSU Tiger if he clears waivers after being cut by the Cleveland Browns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Klay Thompson Signs With The Miami Heat | Local Hour
"I'd prefer Kadyn Proctor not to suck. Copyright." ZASLOW WENT TO THE SHOW! Who the hell is arriving somewhere at 11:00 pm? The Miami Heat have signed Klay Thompson and our guys break down what it means for Miami, and Zas tells us why he thinks the Heat are going to be really good this year. The Miami Dolphins looked terrible over the weekend while Reuben Bain looked really good, so we once again get mad that the Dolphins passed on him. Will we talk about it every day for the rest of his career? Does Inter Miami suck? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
MetLife Realism, August Fluff & Superhero Fandoms with Dan Hanzus
Heed the Call's Dan Hanzus brings the view from New York! He explains why the Jets' Outlook at MetLife isn't as grim as advertised, truth-squads the biggest training camp storylines, and helps us figure out which sports teams fictional New Yorkers like Peter Parker would actually support. Stick around to the end when Tony Calatayud stops by to drop the spiciest take of the season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Epic Mister Lister Duel | Hour 2
"I lost touch with everything." Jeremy had a no-good, very-bad day. Fernando Mendoza might be the kindest QB ever. And it's time for a Mister Lister showdown: NFL teams projected with double-digit win totals, Jets QBs to win a playoff game, and John Travolta movies after 1990. Amin also shares details of his drunk spelling bee and yet another NBA sale. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Let's Have a MTV VJ Competition | Hour 1
"We're here at the MTV beach house and big bad voodoo daddy." Is Jeremy Tache the modern-day Tabitha Soren? Was Mike Ryan born to introduce 98 Degrees videos? Plus, the Top 5 Opening Movie Scenes of All Time and what Malik Willis will have to do for Dolphins fans to be okay with the team NOT drafting a QB next year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Are Fantasy Football Punishments Overplayed? | Local Hour
"48 of those fricken' things." Zaslow IS going to the concert tomorrow as a special guest, Jeremy learns a new Yiddish word, Amin explains the embarrassment of the first time he met Michael Schur, the crew takes out Fantasy Football punishments, Dave questions a city's color scheme, Roy dishes Miami Vice facts, and Chris describes disco balls. Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
#BecauseMiami: Get Off My Wife
Ben McKenzie is an actor, an author, and now a documentarian as Ben explores the dark world of cryptocurrency in Everyone Is Lying To You For Money. Ben joins Billy Corben to talk about what he found. Billy as assaulted in a public commission meeting that involved Miguel Gabela. Frank Alverado of the Florida Bulldog and The Miamian comes on to talk to Billy about what sparked the bruhaha. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
PCA or Shohei Ohtani: Who Should Win NL MVP? (ft. Daniel Álvarez) | Pitch Clock
Daniel Álvarez of El Extrabase joins Jeremy this week to answer the question that is sweeping the baseball world right now: Who should win the NL MVP, Pete Crow-Armstrong or Shohei Ohtani? He also weighs in on the developing situation between Ketel Marte and the Arizona Diamondbacks. In this week's game, Chris and Jeremy face off in another edition of Statpad. Will we ever know the score between these two on the season? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
JuJu Makes His Pick for WNBA MVP | Postgame Show
"When you took your hat off earlier, I was like, 'Oh, that's Mr Clean's son right there.' JuJu provides his Thursday Thunder picks, then weighs in on whether Olivia Miles or Kelsey Mitchell should win WNBA MVP and if picking Azzi Fudd first overall was a disaster for the Dallas Wings. Plus, he shares his Top 5 celebrity children who look most like their parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Pablo Pledgescobar and Snow Paterno | Hour 3
"Tony, who's your friend?" USA Flag Football QB and friend of Tony Calatayud, Nico Caseres, joins us in the studio to discuss Team USA's recent triumph at the World Championships. Which country is the worst at Flag Football? Is he a better QB than Deshaun Watson? Greg Cote takes Jayden Daniels' side in the controversy over his number at LSU, the Denver Nuggets and Cleveland Cavaliers swung a trade, and there is a cocaine scandal at Penn State University. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices