Jessica Critiques Dan's Dog Behavior | Hour 3
"Baron de Dios!" Jessica has some thoughts on how Dan let his dog escape through the elevator, and she also shares some insight on eating steak nude, the Kyle Shanahan mistake by WGN, her Cubbies, and the Cleveland Sirens. Plus, Tony heads over to the nude restaurant and delivers his Top 5 Whoppers and Top 5 Things His Dad Will Call You If He Doesn't Remember Your Name. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Nude Restaurant and The Boner-In Ribeye | Hour 2
"May contain errors." The crew has learned about a steakhouse in Hollywood, Florida, and it offers a monthly night for dining nude. No, seriously. You eat steak. In the nude. Naked. In front of other people. At a restaurant. Naked. Amin has a Top 5 Foods He'd Like to Eat While Nude and Top 5 He'd Like to Feed Someone Else While Nude. Because there's a restaurant with a night where you can dine nude. In real life. Naked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dan Directly Asks, "ESPN Is Dead?" | Hour 1 (feat. Nick Wright)
"You wanna give up numbies?" Dan is furious with our social media team for doing exactly what we just did with this podcast title, but we'll get to that later. Nick Wright is here wearing his Fake News hat to talk Kevin Durant DMs, Tarik Skubal to the Dodgers, LeBron to the Sixers, and NFL Films music. Plus, Dan gets so frustrated about our social team's framing of his conversation about ESPN yesterday that he kicks Jeremy out for a reason he should kick anyone BUT Jeremy out for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hard Knocks: The Best Reality TV Show of All-Time? | Local Hour
"Ewic." Is Greg Cote on the 14th hole of life? Did Amin outclass Zaslow while wearing socks with flip-flops? Does a gaudy, giant championship ring actually devalue the championship ring? What is the best reality TV show of all-time? Does Google AI suck? Is 'Brothers of Destruction' a good nickname for a NBA duo? Is saying 'the sensual Jason Jackson' redundant? Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Greg Makes a Cleveland Mistake | Postgame Show
"Poll." It's time for another edition of Against the Spread before we learn of an extortion story from Davante Adams, Greg's take on Tony Romo's DUI, and how the results poured in on today's Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Ernie "Schnoz" Lombardi Takes The Show By Storm | Hour 3
"Cha-cha-Charles Johnson." Greg and Roy have competing Top 5 Catcher Names of All-time, and it sends us down a delightful road back to the 1920s and 1930s. Also, Amin is stressed because he can't share the details of what he describes as a "Top 5 Holy Shit" in the history of Pablo Torre Finds Out, Baker Mayfield is making a tiny mess, and Greg looks like a famous movie scene that, of course, he doesn't know about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jason Benetti's Top 5 TV Theme Songs | Hour 2
"Even if I'm at a restaurant, I'm at a hotel." Jason Benetti tells us about his life living amongst the hotel people, his new feud with John Oliver, Tony Romo's DUI, fatty meat, and TV theme songs. Also, Amin has his Top 5 Sports Comeuppance Moments thanks to Gianni Infantino. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
ASMR With Greg Cote | Hour 1
"Right on." Greg Cote is ready for some ASWM, but he doesn't quite know what it is, and his son CERTAINLY isn't gettin' off to it. He also has an update on his final two phrases from the Greg Cote Catchphrase Countdown before we get to the Top 10. Also, what's the responsibility of a television network when someone like Aaron Rodgers joins their show to crush Anthony Fauci? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Did The Miami Marlins Trade Ground Beef For Ham? | Local Hour
"I thought we were just hangin' out." The Marlins traded Liam Hicks to Dan's Tampa Bay Rays, and while Greg and Jeremy have differing opinions on that deal amongst the other three, they both have reasons why the Marlins were winners yesterday. That said, did they trade ham for ground beef? What's the worst quality meat? Is chicken meat? Are sardines? And why is Dan so emotional about all of it? Also, the Miami Hurricanes have extended Mario Cristobal's contract after reaching the National Championship Game last season, and the crew breaks down why it made sense to do it right now. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Amin (eventually), Chris, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dan Creates Some Terrible Optics | Postgame Show
"Salute to you, Fido." JuJu joins the show, and whether he wants to be or not, Dan makes sure he's up in arms. He has some thoughts on today's show and updates a wild day of Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Spider-Man Sets Box Office Records | Hour 3
"Thank you for nothing." Amin is here for his weekend observations, including some direct shots at the Los Angeles Dodgers and Dan Le Batard. He's up in arms the entire time. Plus, will Harrison Bader ride a scooter ever again? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dan Experienced The Purest Form of Panic | Hour 2
"What, is the McRib back?" Dan's dog escaped from his home through the elevator in the foyer (a super relatable story for the Shipping Container and audience), and he went on a wild chase through the streets of Miami that all of us wish we could've watched. Plus, is Gianni Infantino the most mafia-sounding name in the history of sports? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chris Cote's Sprint For Chicken Sausage | Hour 1
"What's goin' on in there?" Chris details exactly why he left the room in the first part of the show, but he also has to attempt to pass the sobriety test that Tony Romo faced recently. Dan questions why Romo gets paid as much as he does to broadcast, why the other broadcasters are paid similarly, and what CBS is doing by suspending him for the time being. Also, have you seen Kirk Cousins try to run? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
How Should We Feel About The Tarik Skubal Trade? | Local Hour
"I haven't had any sausages yet." The MLB Trade Deadline is later today. That said, the Tarik Skubal trade from over the weekend seemed to break the spirit of sports fans across the country, and Dan has never seen anything like it. What should we feel? Also, what will the Marlins do today as they compete for a Wild Card spot? And why did Chris sprint out of the room right before we started the show? Today's cast: Dan, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tony Romo Goes on Leave, Checking in With the Buffalo Bills & Building the No Playoffs For You List
Tony Calatayud is in the studio to talk a little ball with the boys on a Friday. Dave, Tony, Gino, and Ethan discuss the Buffalo Bills and their chances of eclipsing their predicted win total this season, as well as which teams we know for sure will NOT make the playoffs. Plus, Tony and Ethan go head-to-head in another edition of Mister Lister, and this battle is juicy. Then, Ben Axelrod of Front Office Sports joins Dave to discuss the news that Tony Romo is stepping down at CBS, the media's responsibility in covering the Kyle Shanahan situation, and who will start under center for Ben's Cleveland Browns come Week 1. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Are We Going to Heaven? | Hour 2
"Hey Peter! We got a man of science out front!" Everything seems to suggest we're heading towards a normal Friday hour until Dave asks whether the crew believes they are going to heaven. After a lengthy discussion about the topic, Zaslow asks the crew whether they've heard of Yeet. Chris tells about watching a movie for the first time last night. We introduce the new segment, AI or Not AI, and cap it off with Big Game or Not a Big Game. Come to think of it, this was a perfectly normal Friday hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NFL! + 5 NBA Stars That Could Be On The Move Next | Hour 1
"Wait, the running back's white? Come on, everybody." We debut a new segment on the show we like to call "NFL!" We cover some of the big-time topics around the league as every team is now officially in training camp, including QB battles in Las Vegas and Cleveland, Baker Mayfield's contract situation in Tampa Bay, and Chris Olave getting a massive extension from the New Orleans Saints. Plus, Amin gives a toast to the babies and tells us about five NBA stars who could be the next guys on the move. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What is the Objective for the 2026 Miami Dolphins? | Local Hour
"Have you ever rolled down the window and addressed someone as f***face?" Zaslow nearly got into an accident this morning and Chris witnessed some disgusting behavior on the highway, but no need to fret because neither got mooned. Dave hurt his big toe while sleeping and also can't sleep on red eyes. Jeff Hafley is a big tough guy that doesn't believe in 7on7 drills in Training Camp, and former Miami Heat guard Norris Cole seems to have taken a shot at Rich Paul. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
#BecauseMiami: Neanderthal in City Hall
Listener discretion is advised: this episode contains sworn testimony from the Fabian Basabe trial that describes details of rape. If you or someone you know is affected by this topics, you can access confidential support 24/7 through the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673. Because Miami makes its return with Bal Harbour councilperson Buzzy Sklar explaining to Billy Corben why he pulled his endorsement of Fabian Basabe. Plus, Billy and Thomas Kennedy of the Florida Immigrant Coalition discuss Miguel Gabela's time as Miami's District 1 commissioner thus far. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Pete Crow-Armstrong is Making a Legit Case for NL MVP | Pitch Clock
Jeremy is away this week, and we almost had an entire episode without him, but he does participate in this week's game, where he and Chris try to build a lineup with the highest possible single-season fWAR. Since Jeremy is out, Chris leads the interview this week, and Adnan Virk joins him to talk about the upcoming deadline, Pete Crow-Armstrong's MVP case, whether the Nationals' stunning season can last, and picks his Star of the Week among CJ Abrams, Dillon Dingler, and Jeremy Peña. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices