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This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show mixes a playful Pitch Clock tiebreaker staged at Tamiami Park with a longer debate about the Sixers and Celtics game. The hosts replay the Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum pregame moment, in which Brown appeared not to acknowledge Tatum, and discuss the postgame explanations offered by Brown and others.

Listeners will hear differing views on whether athletes should show more openness in rivalries and how the matchup might bear on the playoffs. The show then turns to NASCAR, previewing the championship race at Homestead with former driver Jimmy Johnson's visit and a fan-style challenge in the paddock.

The conversation is largely opinion-driven and light in tone.

In this episode Dan Le Batard, Jeremy Taché, Mike Ryan

This episode's transcript was made with HappyScribe's automatic meeting notes technology, the same speech tools used to transcribe a lively sports talk show about Jaylen Brown and NASCAR.

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Dan Le Batard00:00:16

All right. Good job so far with the training, Tony. You're doing all right.

Jeremy Taché00:00:19

Is it really training when you know what you're doing, or—

Dan Le Batard00:00:21

Okay.

Jeremy Taché00:00:21

Just kind of like—

Dan Le Batard00:00:22

Just doing it.

Jeremy Taché00:00:23

The Alex Dano Show, dude.

Dan Le Batard00:00:25

Thank you.

Jeremy Taché00:00:25

Six to the ground.

Dan Le Batard00:00:26

Six to 10.

Speaker 100:00:27

It's training. Keep it on training just in case you mess up. You dig it?

Jeremy Taché00:00:30

Yeah.

Speaker 100:00:30

Because now they're going to expect something from you.

Jeremy Taché00:00:32

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:00:33

Wasn't aware of your credentials.

Jeremy Taché00:00:34

I told you at the beginning. Alex Dano Show, six to 10.

Dan Le Batard00:00:36

All right. Very good. All right.

Speaker 100:00:39

Very good.

Dan Le Batard00:00:39

So has the time come, are we going to check in with the boys out in Tamiami Park? It is the Pitch Clock Competition to break the tie from this year's trivia. We have Jeremy Tasche pitching to Chris Cody. There they are. If you want, pull up. All right. Tamiami Park. They're out there on the baseball field, which, by the way, looks like a flat mound. Now, Jeremy's pitching from the regular rubber. He's, you know, regular length, but that's a flat mound.

Jeremy Taché00:01:12

Another excuse.

Dan Le Batard00:01:12

It's not.

Jeremy Taché00:01:13

Flat mound.

Dan Le Batard00:01:14

All right.

Jeremy Taché00:01:14

Someone yelled, "No, it's not."

Dan Le Batard00:01:15

Not a flat mound.

Jeremy Taché00:01:16

That's Chris.

Dan Le Batard00:01:17

It looks—well, yeah, Chris is trying to say that it's not flat. It looks pretty flat.

Jeremy Taché00:01:20

Jeremy just bounced one.

Dan Le Batard00:01:21

It's not. It's just not.

Jeremy Taché00:01:23

I'm going to make a request. Can we get a little tighter on the shot?

Dan Le Batard00:01:26

It's like, heck, sheesh.

Jeremy Taché00:01:27

We need some space in this shot right here.

Mike Ryan00:01:30

Go a little further. We need the batter's eye angle.

Dan Le Batard00:01:33

Yeah. All right. So the guys are mic'd up. They could hear us as well. Jeremy, as you're warming up now, Chris is getting ready. He's got the helmet on. Ethan is catching. He's got the full catcher's mask with the tag still on. Okay. We'll make sure we're—

Jeremy Taché00:01:48

He's taking that guy back.

Dan Le Batard00:01:49

—get the money back afterward. All right. Got the tag.

Jeremy Taché00:01:52

The tag's stealing.

Dan Le Batard00:01:52

Dangling from the side of his face there.

Jeremy Taché00:01:54

Where's the totally impartial umpire? I don't see any umpire there.

Dan Le Batard00:01:58

Yeah, there's going to be an umpire too, which is Jeremy's brother, right? Yeah, look, he's back there. He's—

Jeremy Taché00:02:03

No relation.

Dan Le Batard00:02:03

Yeah. Jeremy, so three at-bats here. Obviously, if you strike him out, you win that at-bat. If he walks, he wins that at-bat.

Jeremy Taché00:02:12

Correct.

Dan Le Batard00:02:13

But what constitutes a hit?

Jeremy Taché00:02:16

I mean, if it looks like a hit.

Dan Le Batard00:02:18

Okay. All right. So just if it looks like a—

Jeremy Taché00:02:19

Ground ball or stop. A ground ball to third. Yeah. I mean, Chris basically wants this judged like porn, if you know it when you see it.

Dan Le Batard00:02:25

Okay.

Speaker 100:02:25

Okay.

Jeremy Taché00:02:27

And to me, you know, just keep in mind a weak ground ball is a weak ground ball.

Dan Le Batard00:02:31

Okay. Now, Jeremy—

Jeremy Taché00:02:32

A flyout is a flyout.

Dan Le Batard00:02:33

We gave our votes here, essentially. Who—

Jeremy Taché00:02:38

Yeah, I heard you. You all chose Chris. Every single person.

Dan Le Batard00:02:41

Yes. Seven nothing.

Jeremy Taché00:02:43

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:02:44

Clean sweep.

Jeremy Taché00:02:46

It's fine. Doubt me. Just don't doubt the three and two road trip.

Dan Le Batard00:02:49

I mean, maybe we're just trying to inspire you here. Like, if you wind up winning this here, you could credit us for lighting a fire under you.

Jeremy Taché00:02:58

The reverse jinx. I already had a fire lit. And I do want to make one clarification. Not complaining about my groin. Complaining about my glute, which only happens if you do not have a flat ass.

Dan Le Batard00:03:09

Nah, we saw that tush, man. There's not a whole lot going on there. So, all right. So, Chris, are you good to go? Are you ready?

Jeremy Taché00:03:17

Yeah. Today's not really about Jeremy and I. It's about me and old Betty getting to dance again.

Dan Le Batard00:03:22

Now, how long has it been since you've taken legit swings?

Jeremy Taché00:03:29

Like, baseball league, about 10 years ago.

Dan Le Batard00:03:32

Greg, that's a long time.

Jeremy Taché00:03:34

What about men's softball, though? Yeah. I mean, that was a few years ago, but that's totally different.

Dan Le Batard00:03:40

Chris, you got a strategy here?

Jeremy Taché00:03:43

Seeball, hit ball. I mean, Jeremy's been struggling to throw strikes here. So I'm going to try to be aggressive. I heard you guys talking before. I do not want to walk. Like, if it's close, I want little—if it's close, I'm swinging.

Dan Le Batard00:03:54

Now, I'm a little bit concerned about balls and strikes here. Is Jeremy's brother behind the fence?

Jeremy Taché00:04:01

Yeah. Jeremy's brother—his brother is behind.

Dan Le Batard00:04:03

That's correct.

Jeremy Taché00:04:03

—Jord Tarrison is behind the fence. We do have Ethan. And we've told Ethan that if something is egregious back there, he can overrule. That's called the EBS. But yeah, we've got him. We're doing our best. I think Chris and I both know what a ball and a strike is.

Dan Le Batard00:04:20

All right. Let's get after it.

Jeremy Taché00:04:22

All right. Let's do it.

Dan Le Batard00:04:24

Oh boy.

Jeremy Taché00:04:24

So Zaz, you got to do play by play.

Dan Le Batard00:04:25

Yeah. All right. The batter's in the box now.

Jeremy Taché00:04:28

Oh no, Greg. Greg, do play by play because you've done it before. You were an announcer.

Dan Le Batard00:04:33

And here comes the pitch.

Jeremy Taché00:04:34

Strike one.

Dan Le Batard00:04:35

Looking low and in, right?

Jeremy Taché00:04:36

Low curveball, first pitch. I told him I was taking one.

Dan Le Batard00:04:39

It's obvious strike.

Jeremy Taché00:04:39

That was low.

Dan Le Batard00:04:40

That was low and in, right?

Jeremy Taché00:04:41

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:04:41

Guys, guys, guys.

Jeremy Taché00:04:42

That's a strike. No, that's a strike.

Dan Le Batard00:04:43

That's a strike.

Jeremy Taché00:04:44

That's a strike.

Dan Le Batard00:04:44

Chris called it a strike.

Jeremy Taché00:04:45

All right.

Dan Le Batard00:04:45

Don't judge.

Jeremy Taché00:04:46

Keep your head in the game, kid.

Dan Le Batard00:04:47

Don't judge where Ethan is catching the ball.

Jeremy Taché00:04:50

All right. 0-1 count. Try and frame the pitch a little better, Ethan. All right. Here's the second pitch. Little hive. They're going strike two.

Speaker 100:04:58

Both of those were strikes.

Jeremy Taché00:04:59

Wow. Chris just standing up there, watching. Hey, Chris, get the bat off your shoulder. 0-2.

Dan Le Batard00:05:05

I thought that's—

Jeremy Taché00:05:06

I think it's 1-1, but we'll play.

Dan Le Batard00:05:08

You want to call it 1-1?

Jeremy Taché00:05:09

No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 100:05:10

It is 1-1.

Dan Le Batard00:05:13

All right. Here comes the pitch from Jeremy. Here's the wind. Here's the pitch.

Jeremy Taché00:05:17

Strike three. Right down the middle.

Dan Le Batard00:05:18

Wow.

Jeremy Taché00:05:18

Strike three.

Dan Le Batard00:05:19

Wow. Even though the catcher did not hold on to strike three.

Jeremy Taché00:05:23

Catch it.

Dan Le Batard00:05:23

They're calling that a strikeout.

Jeremy Taché00:05:25

You're not going to sit here and complain. That's an obvious strike.

Dan Le Batard00:05:27

Well, Chris has to run to first.

Jeremy Taché00:05:29

Okay.

Dan Le Batard00:05:29

Okay. Wow. I did not see this going controversially at all.

Jeremy Taché00:05:33

That was right down the middle, but Ethan had to reach for it. I mean, guys.

Dan Le Batard00:05:37

That sounds like out number one.

Jeremy Taché00:05:38

We could—okay. Fine. How about this? 1-2.

Speaker 100:05:42

I mean, when the umpire's set up in the parking lot, it's hard to call strikes.

Jeremy Taché00:05:46

We're evening it out.

Dan Le Batard00:05:47

Have you ever heard the umpire give a hee-haul three and then take it back?

Jeremy Taché00:05:53

Ground out.

Dan Le Batard00:05:54

That's a chopper, a short.

Jeremy Taché00:05:56

I know. I know when I see it.

Dan Le Batard00:05:57

That's out, right? That's an out. All right. That's out number one.

Jeremy Taché00:06:00

We need more from his brother, man.

Dan Le Batard00:06:03

All right. Out number one. Okay. Now, hang on a second. Hang on a second. Chris, how you feeling? Like, is the ball coming in a little faster than you thought it was going to? How you feeling?

Jeremy Taché00:06:11

Nah, I mean, that first at-bat was always going to be the toughest. I got to see it. I'm ready.

Dan Le Batard00:06:15

And Jeremy, how about you? Do you feel like your control is—you happy?

Jeremy Taché00:06:20

That's a chop out. I feel like it's certainly better than I thought it would be during my warm-ups.

Dan Le Batard00:06:25

Tell Ethan to stop talking.

Jeremy Taché00:06:26

I just want to keep Chris off balance.

Dan Le Batard00:06:27

Yeah.

Jeremy Taché00:06:28

Now, if they were playing—now, if they were playing me to pull, would that have gotten up the middle? Possibly, but we don't have to go there. That's hilarious.

Dan Le Batard00:06:35

You had the shift on?

Mike Ryan00:06:36

Now, real quick. Quick question, actually, for Ethan. Ethan, is your dog running around in the outfield somewhere?

Jeremy Taché00:06:42

Is your dog here? Percy is not running around in the outfield.

Mike Ryan00:06:47

No.

Speaker 100:06:47

You know, now that I think about it.

Jeremy Taché00:06:48

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Dan Le Batard00:06:49

All right. Here comes the second at-bat. Here's Jeremy with the wind. The pitch.

Jeremy Taché00:06:55

Outside. Is that right down the middle too? That's like where he had to reach before.

Dan Le Batard00:06:58

Way outside.

Jeremy Taché00:06:59

He caught that one.

Speaker 100:07:00

Strike as far as outside.

Dan Le Batard00:07:02

1-0. Way outside.

Jeremy Taché00:07:03

Greg, stop being a homer.

Mike Ryan00:07:04

It's the first ball Jeremy's throwing, according to the umpire there.

Jeremy Taché00:07:08

I am so worried about rows.

Dan Le Batard00:07:10

All right. Here comes the second pitch. Here's the wind.

Jeremy Taché00:07:15

All right. We're locked in.

Dan Le Batard00:07:16

That's tight.

Jeremy Taché00:07:17

We're locked in, folks. I see it now.

Dan Le Batard00:07:19

Is it a ball?

Mike Ryan00:07:19

He's got the timing down, though.

Jeremy Taché00:07:21

Yeah, it's a ball.

Dan Le Batard00:07:22

It's timed him.

Jeremy Taché00:07:22

2-0. 2-0.

Dan Le Batard00:07:23

We're locked in.

Mike Ryan00:07:24

The glute must be acting up.

Dan Le Batard00:07:27

All right. Hitter's count. 2-0. Here's the pitch. Outside. Ball three.

Mike Ryan00:07:33

Ball three. No, he doesn't want none of that.

Dan Le Batard00:07:34

Chris, you can't take a walk. Come on.

Mike Ryan00:07:36

I'm sure I don't want none of that.

Jeremy Taché00:07:38

He could take a walk.

Dan Le Batard00:07:38

Come on.

Jeremy Taché00:07:39

Green light. Green light.

Dan Le Batard00:07:43

All right, Jeremy. Give him something to hit here.

Jeremy Taché00:07:48

Basic right there. All right. I'll give him a single.

Dan Le Batard00:07:50

Oh, look at that.

Jeremy Taché00:07:51

Oppo. Oppo.

Speaker 100:07:52

Oppo.

Dan Le Batard00:07:53

Oppo field.

Jeremy Taché00:07:54

Oppo field.

Dan Le Batard00:07:55

Coming down to the third at-bat.

Jeremy Taché00:07:56

I'll give him a single.

Dan Le Batard00:07:57

Shallow right. Oppo field.

Speaker 100:08:00

Tell Ethan don't sweat too much in that.

Jeremy Taché00:08:02

In that mask. Tell him to take the mask off between rounds so the dandruff don't get in the return.

Dan Le Batard00:08:11

Jeremy, how you feeling? Are you going to change anything up here with the rubber at-bat?

Jeremy Taché00:08:18

No, I mean, I feel pretty good about how things are going here. You know, I got down early in that count. I tried to work my way back with a breaking ball. I think now it's just about getting ahead. 0-1 is the best pitch. And I can keep Chris off balance. That was weak contact. And you know, if your second baseman's playing back toward the grass, that is an out. But I'm giving him a line drive base hit, and I'm okay with that.

Dan Le Batard00:08:41

Chris, the pitcher's talking shit. How you feel about that?

Jeremy Taché00:08:45

Yeah. That would have been—if that first one was a definite ground out, then that one's a definite hit.

Dan Le Batard00:08:48

Sure.

Jeremy Taché00:08:49

That's just how I'm doing this. There's no defense. What do you want from this?

Dan Le Batard00:08:51

All right. Let's do it.

Mike Ryan00:08:52

Right there.

Dan Le Batard00:08:52

At-bat number three. It's for all the marbles now.

Jeremy Taché00:08:55

All right. I'm feeling it now. Feeling it now, boys.

Mike Ryan00:08:57

Little Sheffield.

Dan Le Batard00:08:59

Here's the wind. The pitch.

Jeremy Taché00:09:02

Foul ball.

Dan Le Batard00:09:02

That is a ground ball foul down the third base line. Greg, how you feeling right now?

Jeremy Taché00:09:06

Throw that curveball.

Mike Ryan00:09:07

I'm a little nervous.

Jeremy Taché00:09:08

Please throw that curveball again.

Mike Ryan00:09:10

Please throw that curveball again.

Jeremy Taché00:09:11

Please throw that curveball again. Okay.

Mike Ryan00:09:12

Oh, okay.

Dan Le Batard00:09:12

I think there should be more of this in baseball, where the pitcher and the batter talk during the at-bat.

Mike Ryan00:09:17

To one another.

Dan Le Batard00:09:18

Yeah.

Speaker 100:09:18

Can we keep the cameras like this and don't switch it when the pitch comes?

Dan Le Batard00:09:22

All right. Here's the pitch.

Jeremy Taché00:09:23

Strike.

Dan Le Batard00:09:24

That was so far outside, and Chris still swung.

Jeremy Taché00:09:27

He swung.

Dan Le Batard00:09:28

Chris, what are you doing?

Jeremy Taché00:09:29

I want to be aggressive again. Try to be aggressive. I want a hit.

Dan Le Batard00:09:32

Wow.

Jeremy Taché00:09:34

Throwing shit to the backstop.

Dan Le Batard00:09:35

Wow. 0-2. Brutal. Brutal swing.

Jeremy Taché00:09:38

That wasn't good. That wasn't good. That wasn't good.

Dan Le Batard00:09:40

Come on.

Speaker 100:09:41

Come on, kid.

Dan Le Batard00:09:42

Now, Jeremy, are you trying to throw him something that he's going to chase, or do you want to throw him like the high heat and get him swinging hard, you know?

Jeremy Taché00:09:48

Let's go. Challenge me.

Dan Le Batard00:09:50

He's shaking off Ethan.

Jeremy Taché00:09:51

You'll see.

Dan Le Batard00:09:52

What the hell is Ethan calling for? Here's the pitch. That is high.

Jeremy Taché00:09:56

Trying to drop down, guys.

Dan Le Batard00:09:57

That's ball number one.

Jeremy Taché00:09:58

Back in the day, I could do that.

Dan Le Batard00:10:00

All right.

Jeremy Taché00:10:01

All right.

Dan Le Batard00:10:02

Chris, you're protecting the plate here. What's the approach?

Jeremy Taché00:10:07

Choke and poke. I want something to hit here. I want to hit a line drive right back at him.

Dan Le Batard00:10:10

Wow.

Jeremy Taché00:10:10

All right.

Dan Le Batard00:10:12

All right. 1-2 count. Jeremy's shaking Ethan off again. I don't know what the hell he's doing. Here's the pitch.

Jeremy Taché00:10:18

Oh. I saw that one.

Dan Le Batard00:10:20

Fouled back.

Jeremy Taché00:10:21

Right down the middle.

Mike Ryan00:10:22

That was juicy.

Jeremy Taché00:10:23

That was that right down the middle.

Dan Le Batard00:10:24

Greg, your son's staying alive here.

Jeremy Taché00:10:26

I know. I'm nervous, though. Two-strike count. That was the pitch to hit. That was it.

Dan Le Batard00:10:31

All right. Why are you got an open stance?

Jeremy Taché00:10:32

That was the pitch for him to hit. Should I bring it in a little?

Mike Ryan00:10:36

Greg, with the constructive thinking.

Jeremy Taché00:10:37

I'll bring it in a little.

Mike Ryan00:10:39

20 years ago, that's gone.

Jeremy Taché00:10:41

It's a good note. Good note.

Dan Le Batard00:10:42

All right. Jeremy, throw him some heat here. Reach back. Come on.

Speaker 100:10:48

His glute's his glute.

Dan Le Batard00:10:48

Here's the pitch. 1-2 count. That's low. 2-2.

Mike Ryan00:10:53

Oh boy.

Dan Le Batard00:10:54

Losing that command.

Jeremy Taché00:10:55

Glute, man.

Dan Le Batard00:10:57

Better warming someone up.

Mike Ryan00:10:59

Manager's going to come out and have a conversation with him.

Speaker 100:11:01

Oh, your glute.

Jeremy Taché00:11:02

That's right. This is a good time for a mound visit.

Mike Ryan00:11:05

I am not a crook.

Jeremy Taché00:11:07

All right. I'm breathing so hard right now.

Mike Ryan00:11:09

I don't want to approach this.

Jeremy Taché00:11:10

He's doing the Ethan running pitch show.

Dan Le Batard00:11:11

He's doing the Ethan show. 2-2 count.

Mike Ryan00:11:16

Nixon has to do it.

Dan Le Batard00:11:16

Pitch is starting to look a little fatigued. Here's the pitch. That is outside.

Mike Ryan00:11:24

He's doing as Mel Clark.

Dan Le Batard00:11:25

Oh boy. The count is full. You got to age him with you right now. The pitcher looks like he's losing control.

Mike Ryan00:11:32

Oh boy.

Speaker 100:11:34

Lock in, Jeremy. Lock in. Remember, they don't want to see you win.

Dan Le Batard00:11:37

It will be very anti-climactic if this ends on a walk.

Mike Ryan00:11:40

Kids, he's an angel.

Jeremy Taché00:11:41

I'm going to keep going. I'm going to keep going if he walks me. I don't want to stop that way.

Dan Le Batard00:11:46

Here we go. Count is full. The pitch. That is high.

Jeremy Taché00:11:52

That's ball four.

Dan Le Batard00:11:53

Full count again.

Jeremy Taché00:11:53

Full count at-bats then? Full count again.

Dan Le Batard00:11:55

You want five at-bats? It's ball four, but the count remains full.

Jeremy Taché00:12:00

You want five at-bats? Oh, now he's offering me five at-bats.

Dan Le Batard00:12:04

That was a walk.

Mike Ryan00:12:05

You should actually rotate it.

Jeremy Taché00:12:06

That's right.

Dan Le Batard00:12:07

So then he's up 2-1. Then he's up 2-1. It's up to you.

Jeremy Taché00:12:10

All right.

Dan Le Batard00:12:10

You want to call it?

Jeremy Taché00:12:11

Jeremy's taking his best at it five.

Dan Le Batard00:12:13

Staying on 2-1.

Jeremy Taché00:12:14

2-1.

Dan Le Batard00:12:14

That's what Jeremy wants.

Jeremy Taché00:12:15

I'm cool with that.

Dan Le Batard00:12:16

All right. It's best at it five now.

Jeremy Taché00:12:18

Base hit here, it's over. Base hit, it's over.

Dan Le Batard00:12:22

Here's the pitch. Swing and a miss. Well, that was some heat right there, Jeremy.

Jeremy Taché00:12:28

Ooh, the whiff.

Dan Le Batard00:12:29

All right.

Mike Ryan00:12:30

Waiting with the quick pitch.

Jeremy Taché00:12:31

Got to lock in.

Dan Le Batard00:12:32

All right. Less from the catcher.

Jeremy Taché00:12:33

I don't like losing.

Mike Ryan00:12:36

Come on, Mel.

Dan Le Batard00:12:37

0-1 count. Here's the wind. The pitch. Another swing and a miss. 0-2.

Mike Ryan00:12:44

That was a Stanton.

Dan Le Batard00:12:46

The whiffer.

Mike Ryan00:12:47

He couldn't lay off. He couldn't lay off. Low and outside. He couldn't lay off.

Dan Le Batard00:12:52

All right. Now the pitcher's feeling it. Here's the wind again. He's in a good rhythm now.

Jeremy Taché00:12:57

Ground out to short.

Dan Le Batard00:12:58

And that is a weak ground out to short.

Jeremy Taché00:13:00

Weak.

Dan Le Batard00:13:01

So.

Jeremy Taché00:13:01

Weak. No strike out. Need a ball.

Dan Le Batard00:13:03

2-2 now.

Jeremy Taché00:13:04

All right. 2-2. Rubber at-bat.

Dan Le Batard00:13:08

There's some heavy, heavy breathing going on right now.

Jeremy Taché00:13:11

Yeah, that's on me.

Dan Le Batard00:13:12

Podcasters.

Jeremy Taché00:13:13

It's on me.

Dan Le Batard00:13:13

How's this going?

Jeremy Taché00:13:15

It's feeling good. Look, guys, the curveball's moving. The fastball's there. I didn't have my timing right.

Dan Le Batard00:13:22

Thank you, Jason.

Jeremy Taché00:13:23

In getting ball up near my ear at the right time. Separation.

Dan Le Batard00:13:27

How's the crowd there? Did anyone show up?

Jeremy Taché00:13:29

A little more in sync. I mean, the crowd's great.

Dan Le Batard00:13:31

It's Jeremy's brother.

Jeremy Taché00:13:32

There's no one here, but.

Dan Le Batard00:13:35

It's all right.

Jeremy Taché00:13:36

Jason's doing well.

Dan Le Batard00:13:37

Rose is in a dangerous spot too.

Jeremy Taché00:13:39

All right.

Dan Le Batard00:13:39

All right. Here we go. The fifth and final at-bat as we are tied at two. Here's Jeremy. First pitch, the wind.

Jeremy Taché00:13:47

Up, up.

Dan Le Batard00:13:48

That's up.

Jeremy Taché00:13:49

Up, I guess.

Dan Le Batard00:13:49

Chris wanted to swing.

Jeremy Taché00:13:50

Up, up, and over.

Dan Le Batard00:13:51

He held that.

Jeremy Taché00:13:51

I had a catcher. I want to swing every pitch.

Mike Ryan00:13:55

Tony Danza dies in six months, by the way.

Jeremy Taché00:13:58

All right. Yeah, that's true.

Dan Le Batard00:14:02

Oh, Mel Clark.

Jeremy Taché00:14:03

Great to work me in, Jeremy. I'm really looking more for Chet Steadman here.

Dan Le Batard00:14:06

All right. 1-0.

Mike Ryan00:14:08

Float it.

Dan Le Batard00:14:08

Here's the pitch.

Jeremy Taché00:14:11

Damn.

Dan Le Batard00:14:11

That is low.

Mike Ryan00:14:12

Rosenberger.

Jeremy Taché00:14:13

2-0.

Mike Ryan00:14:13

You may actually want to float it.

Jeremy Taché00:14:15

Dirt ball.

Mike Ryan00:14:15

Throw an Ethan's pitch.

Dan Le Batard00:14:16

2-0.

Jeremy Taché00:14:17

2-0.

Speaker 100:14:18

Jeremy, get him off the plate.

Dan Le Batard00:14:19

All right. Hitter's pitch.

Mike Ryan00:14:21

Gyro ball.

Jeremy Taché00:14:21

It's all right. I got him. That's what I'm saying, Juju. That's what I'm saying, Juju.

Dan Le Batard00:14:24

Buzz the tower. 2-1. Oy. All right. Here's the pitch. 2-0 count.

Jeremy Taché00:14:33

Strike.

Dan Le Batard00:14:33

That's a strike.

Jeremy Taché00:14:34

Right over the middle, guys.

Dan Le Batard00:14:35

That's a strike.

Jeremy Taché00:14:37

All right. Playing that little wide there.

Dan Le Batard00:14:39

2-1.

Jeremy Taché00:14:40

Wide plate.

Mike Ryan00:14:41

I would give it 2-1.

Dan Le Batard00:14:42

2-1 count here.

Jeremy Taché00:14:44

Ethan gave it to me.

Mike Ryan00:14:45

He started a little outside by the time I hit it.

Dan Le Batard00:14:48

There you go.

Jeremy Taché00:14:48

Less from the catcher. Less from the catcher.

Speaker 100:14:50

You and I call like that. You and I call at the end of the game in South Bend.

Dan Le Batard00:14:54

All right. Here comes the pitch. It's a 2-1 count.

Mike Ryan00:14:56

With signs and everything.

Jeremy Taché00:14:58

Goddamn.

Dan Le Batard00:14:59

That is way outside. Hits the back.

Jeremy Taché00:15:02

All right.

Mike Ryan00:15:02

Almost hit the umpire.

Jeremy Taché00:15:03

Yeah, I know.

Mike Ryan00:15:04

Went through the chain link fence and hit the umpire.

Jeremy Taché00:15:06

I know. The grunt is not something I'm happy about.

Mike Ryan00:15:08

You're calling about a grunt?

Jeremy Taché00:15:09

The grunt is not something I'm happy about.

Dan Le Batard00:15:11

It's 3-1.

Mike Ryan00:15:12

Need a super cut.

Dan Le Batard00:15:13

Ah, lighter over here.

Speaker 100:15:14

3-1. Potential 2-1.

Jeremy Taché00:15:16

Sorry. Pitching me like I'm Barry Bonds.

Dan Le Batard00:15:19

Here we go.

Speaker 100:15:20

Not like Steffi Graf.

Dan Le Batard00:15:21

Throw him some chin music.

Jeremy Taché00:15:22

Damn.

Dan Le Batard00:15:23

Oy.

Jeremy Taché00:15:23

Eyes over.

Dan Le Batard00:15:24

Four pitch.

Jeremy Taché00:15:25

Four.

Dan Le Batard00:15:26

Wow.

Jeremy Taché00:15:27

And it is one more pitch. This is it. One more pitch.

Dan Le Batard00:15:30

You want one more pitch?

Jeremy Taché00:15:31

One more pitch.

Mike Ryan00:15:32

We need a result.

Dan Le Batard00:15:32

Okay.

Mike Ryan00:15:34

We can go to a judge.

Jeremy Taché00:15:34

3-2. I don't even care.

Mike Ryan00:15:35

We got plenty of results.

Jeremy Taché00:15:36

He calls it 3-2.

Dan Le Batard00:15:37

Don't try that.

Jeremy Taché00:15:38

I know. One more pitch. One more pitch. I know. I know. One more pitch.

Speaker 100:15:41

Don't try not to grunt, Jeremy. Give it all you got.

Mike Ryan00:15:42

Yeah. Give it to us.

Jeremy Taché00:15:44

Shaplonka. Ground ball to short. Oh, I hit Rose.

Mike Ryan00:15:49

I hit Rose.

Jeremy Taché00:15:49

All right. That'll do it.

Mike Ryan00:15:50

We finally did it. We did it, everybody. We hit Rose. Yeah. All right. Rose.

Dan Le Batard00:15:55

The camera's upside down.

Mike Ryan00:15:57

Did she hear her yell?

Dan Le Batard00:15:58

Yeah, she yelled. She got hit.

Speaker 100:16:01

The camera's on the ground.

Dan Le Batard00:16:02

The camera's upside down.

Speaker 100:16:04

Poor camera. MVP, man. Rose.

Dan Le Batard00:16:07

Oh.

Jeremy Taché00:16:09

Rose.

Dan Le Batard00:16:09

Would you like to speak to the microphone?

Jeremy Taché00:16:11

I think that was through the hole. It shortened between short and third. What do you guys think?

Dan Le Batard00:16:14

Look at Rose. She's doubled over.

Jeremy Taché00:16:16

You fell off and knocked the double through.

Dan Le Batard00:16:17

All right.

Jeremy Taché00:16:19

Hit her right in the shin.

Speaker 100:16:20

Yes, I am all right.

Jeremy Taché00:16:21

I'm so sorry.

Dan Le Batard00:16:22

All right, guys.

Jeremy Taché00:16:22

My defense, they put her right at the shortstop.

Dan Le Batard00:16:26

That went about as expected. Both of us looked bad. I'm assuming you guys will go 7-0 the other way.

Mike Ryan00:16:31

Jeremy, in fact, the entire contest was a blowout because we were taking some inventory here in the studio, and we realized you didn't wear your football pads and helmet. And a deal's a deal.

Jeremy Taché00:16:45

Oh boy.

Dan Le Batard00:16:45

I'm out of here.

Mike Ryan00:16:46

Yeah. We're tacking on an additional day.

Jeremy Taché00:16:49

Yes, sir.

Dan Le Batard00:16:51

Damn.

Jeremy Taché00:16:51

I'll be in to wear that later. Don't you worry.

Dan Le Batard00:16:53

No strike out. I'm not hurt. I think Jeremy pulled his ass, but other than that, I think we're good to go here. Who wants? Who wants?

Mike Ryan00:17:00

Who wants?

Jeremy Taché00:17:00

They don't want to say you.

Dan Le Batard00:17:03

Despite you making no hard contact, they'll say you.

Jeremy Taché00:17:05

No hard contact.

Dan Le Batard00:17:06

No hard contact. That's okay. I'm okay with that. He didn't square anything up.

Jeremy Taché00:17:09

There was as much hard contact as strikes.

Dan Le Batard00:17:11

No football pads.

Jeremy Taché00:17:12

No, I mean, there was not any hard contact. At least there were.

Mike Ryan00:17:14

No helmet.

Jeremy Taché00:17:15

And that's okay.

Mike Ryan00:17:16

No contest.

Jeremy Taché00:17:16

I'm okay without the football pads and the helmet, Mike. I understand.

Dan Le Batard00:17:20

Gentlemen, you said it all.

Jeremy Taché00:17:24

Yeah. Good stuff. I know.

Dan Le Batard00:17:26

So who won?

Jeremy Taché00:17:27

Really impressive. So are you going to pick a winner, or are we both lose?

Speaker 100:17:29

It's pretty obvious.

Mike Ryan00:17:30

Chris won by a lot.

Dan Le Batard00:17:32

Yeah.

Jeremy Taché00:17:32

Yeah. For you, Greg. Thanks for being a homer.

Speaker 100:17:34

No problem. Me and the umpire. Jeremy, I'm proud of you, brother. You look great out there.

Jeremy Taché00:17:39

Thank you, Juju.

Speaker 100:17:39

You did your thing, bro.

Jeremy Taché00:17:40

Did my best.

Dan Le Batard00:17:42

Yeah. It's pretty clear that Chris.

Jeremy Taché00:17:44

Pretty clear Chris won.

Dan Le Batard00:17:48

Cool. See you guys.

Mike Ryan00:17:50

All right. There you go.

Dan Le Batard00:17:52

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Jeremy Taché00:19:59

Can I tell you something? I don't know. It was maybe like a month ago. And I decided to watch Pitch Clock. And I told Jeremy.

Dan Le Batard00:20:06

Jonathan Sassolo.

Jeremy Taché00:20:07

This is a good show you're doing.

Dan Le Batard00:20:09

This is the Dan Le Batard Show. I mean, that I thought. That was a losing effort on both sides.

Jeremy Taché00:20:30

I'm a little disappointed with Chris. I got to be honest.

Dan Le Batard00:20:34

Why? He walked twice.

Jeremy Taché00:20:35

He won.

Dan Le Batard00:20:36

Yeah, but.

Jeremy Taché00:20:37

Jeremy couldn't hit the broad side of a ball.

Dan Le Batard00:20:38

But the pitches that he did make contact with, like the Oppofield hit, that was good. Although I would have liked him to power one maybe down left field.

Jeremy Taché00:20:47

I thought he was going to get good wood on the ball, and he really didn't.

Dan Le Batard00:20:50

But the other balls that he put in play were just weak bouncers. I thought he would get a hold of one.

Speaker 100:20:55

Yeah, that last one was a don't strike out contact, where you just want to get wood on the ball.

Dan Le Batard00:21:01

All right.

Jeremy Taché00:21:02

Oh well.

Dan Le Batard00:21:02

It's a metal bat.

Jeremy Taché00:21:03

Was it?

Dan Le Batard00:21:04

Yeah.

Jeremy Taché00:21:04

Okay. Should have been wood.

Dan Le Batard00:21:07

So last night, we had the drama. I'm watching last night. I got the Panther game on the big TV in the Zaslo Mansion family room. And on the smaller TV, I got the Celtics and the Sixers. That's right. And luckily, I think it was actually I think it was intermission at the Panther game, so I was able to switch the TVs at the start of the game. And I had to rewind. We're all waiting, right? We're all waiting for the start of the game. This is going to set the tone for the night. Are they going to say hello to each other at the start of the game, Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum?

And I had to hit the rewind button while watching it because I couldn't tell what happened. They were doing like NBC did like a weird split screen kind of deal where I then said out loud to myself, hold on, did he just completely ignore him? And I rewound it. Juju, you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 100:22:01

Absolutely. I had the same feeling. I was like, nah, don't do it like that, Jaylen. I know that what you just did, bro.

Dan Le Batard00:22:06

It was weird. I didn't know what happened. And you could see here, Greg, on the video, Jayson Tatum walks up to him, gives him a couple pats on the chest, gives him a pat on the ass, and Jaylen Brown is just standing there spinning the ball on his toe.

Speaker 100:22:21

No eye contact at all.

Dan Le Batard00:22:23

None. None. And Jayson Tatum made his rounds. He said hello to other Sixer players.

Speaker 100:22:31

He and LeBron hugged.

Dan Le Batard00:22:32

And he said hello to all the players around the center. And when he went up to Jaylen Brown, Jaylen was just and Jaylen said hello, by the way, to other guys too. And Jaylen is just spinning the ball on his finger, not looking at looking in the direction, but not looking at Jayson Tatum. Tatum goes up, clearly tries to say hello, and Brown straight up ignores him.

Mike Ryan00:22:55

Well, guys, I have clarification here from the postgame comments from Jaylen Brown. He was asked about whether the emotions got to him, and he said, "I didn't have any emotion. I was locked in. I was focused. I was ready to go." So there you have it. He's just locked in. That's all.

Dan Le Batard00:23:10

Well, let me give you Jaylen Brown now. He was asked postgame by the media on the exchange.

Jaylen Brown00:23:17

I'm just focused on doing what's best for my team. Everything else was just to be honest, I wouldn't even get into it. But credit to Jayson for playing well today. Credit to the Celtics that executed. They shot the hell out of the ball, and they were the better team than I.

Mike Ryan00:23:34

That makes all the sense in the world. You want him to be focused for his team. He can't afford to say hello to anybody.

Speaker 100:23:40

As a Jaylen Brown guy, you feel me? I'm embarrassed by that. You feel me? I feel like at least dap each other. I'll give each other good salutations because you got a history.

Mike Ryan00:23:50

Every time before the finals, I'm like, what are you doing? Why are you a high five? Really?

Dan Le Batard00:23:55

With these stakes. So he said that, to be honest, I didn't notice him. I wasn't paying attention. Jaylen, Jaylen. The days leading up to the game, everyone knows there's going to be a moment before the game where the two of you are going to say hello to each other. Jaylen, you noticed everybody else to say hello to them. You didn't notice Jayson Tatum. Greg, let me ask you something. When somebody comes up to you, pats you on the chest twice and then on the ass, do you not notice them?

Speaker 100:24:25

Yeah, I tend to notice that. Yeah, I tend to notice that. Why can't in a postgame press conference, why can't you just admit, yeah, it was a little bit awkward? A little bit of an awkward moment.

Dan Le Batard00:24:35

Right, bro.

Speaker 100:24:36

That's all.

Dan Le Batard00:24:36

That's why I don't like some of these things. It's okay to be real at the postgame. You be like, boy, I dropped the ball tonight, boy. I was ass, and I didn't dap him off. Shame on me.

Jeremy Taché00:24:46

I mean, to be honest, I wasn't paying attention. Jaylen, to be honest, that's cap. That's cap. It's a blue cap. Jaylen Brown came off childish to me. He did. You played with that guy for a decade. Have a human interaction.

Dan Le Batard00:25:09

Right.

Mike Ryan00:25:10

This is what I'm going to say. You can do all that. You can actually behave the way you do. What you cannot do is follow up with a very ass game, where every time he touched it, he tried to force it. He's falling everywhere. The ball's splurting out everywhere. He's going up contested against six dudes, getting blocked. I'm like, what are you doing, dude? You are clearly trying too hard as opposed to playing within the flow of the game. You know who had a return revenge game and played within the flow of the game and played great? Podcast P. Podcast P.

He did his thing. I was like, damn, he's the best player on the floor tonight.

Dan Le Batard00:25:45

Shaq and Kobe hated each other when they broke up. Hated each other.

Mike Ryan00:25:50

No, Shaq will say it was just marketing.

Dan Le Batard00:25:52

Hated each other when they broke up. And Shaq definitely wanted nothing to do with Kobe. That Christmas Day game where they played each other for the first time, Heat and Lakers. But yet, be a human being. Where Kobe came up to him. Shaq didn't look at him because he doesn't like him. But at least pat on the back, keep the F moving. Have to have a human interaction.

Speaker 100:26:15

Well, the other thing is, if you're Jaylen Brown, and you got that vibe from Tatum. If you're Jaylen Brown, this is symbolically the opportunity to start a new chapter in the relationship, to leave all the vitriol behind.

Dan Le Batard00:26:29

Now the next matchup, we're doing this again. Instead of it ending last night, we're still going to do it next game now. Ooh, are they going to say hello this time now?

Speaker 100:26:39

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:26:40

It was a poor choice by Jaylen Brown last night.

Speaker 100:26:42

Yeah, just be a little just be the minimal cordial.

Dan Le Batard00:26:45

Yeah, right.

Speaker 100:26:46

The minimal cordial.

Dan Le Batard00:26:47

Totally.

Speaker 100:26:47

And then the controversy goes away. Then after the next meeting, nobody's saying, "So, how's it going to be at the beginning of the you could have gotten rid of all that baggage and you didn't."

Dan Le Batard00:26:56

And I think that played into what you said to me, him playing like ass. Because you trying to be something that you're not necessarily are, man. Trying to be tough and mean to this brother. And you out there trying to keep that facade up. And it showed in your game, man.

Mike Ryan00:27:09

Juju, you know what it popped out for me was when that first time he went up against Tatum. And Tatum poked the ball out of bounds, and they called it out of bounds. And then Brown, for playing a few minutes into the first quarter, complained about that call nonstop.

Dan Le Batard00:27:27

What are you doing? He had his arm around me. What are you looking at? What are you doing?

Mike Ryan00:27:32

He just kept doing it. I'm like, buddy, play the game, play the game. Then he started guarding him too hard, face-guarding him.

Dan Le Batard00:27:37

Quick fouls.

Mike Ryan00:27:38

Lost him on a quick foul and then lost him on a backdoor cut because he was too fixated. And next, he was like, am I switching? Am I not switching? It's like everything about it was this game clearly means the world to you. And I'll be honest, I thought Tatum kind of just did I ridiculed him before the game because he said, well, Brad Stevens says it's just another game. And we're like, yeah, it ain't just another game. But he literally played like it was just another game and let Paul George be the star of the night. And Peyton Pritchard also, it was just everything was obvious that this was such a huge deal for Jaylen Brown.

And as a result, it took him completely out of his game.

Dan Le Batard00:28:13

Let's hear from Joe Mazzulla after the game on the way Tatum handled everything.

Joe Mazzulla00:28:17

To me, he doesn't get enough credit for his emotional stability, his emotional intelligence, and his maturity. I mean, he just has an innate ability to stay focused on the things that he can control and the things that matters most. And I think it's unfair to him because sometimes his quietness comes off as if he's aloof or doesn't pay attention or doesn't care. But it's the opposite. He's just highly emotionally intelligent and has an innate ability to focus on the things you can control and the things you can't. And he cares about being a great teammate, and he cares about winning.

And so it's easy for him to handle stuff like this because that's just who he is.

Mike Ryan00:28:53

Shocking to see Joe Mazzulla be kind of normal.

Dan Le Batard00:28:55

Right. Right. Who was that last night?

Mike Ryan00:28:57

Who was that guy?

Dan Le Batard00:28:58

Yeah. Jaylen Brown will be the one who doesn't act like a human being. And Joe Mazzulla acts like a human being.

Mike Ryan00:29:04

To be fair, if you roll the clip a couple more seconds after he just ended right there, he does the Will Ferrell. I blacked out what just happened.

Dan Le Batard00:29:11

Oh, yeah. Dan Le Batard.

Speaker 800:29:14

This is the quickest it goes. Hey, this is the quickest it goes.

Dan Le Batard00:29:18

Greg Coty.

Speaker 800:29:19

Everybody, this is the quickest it goes. Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:29:23

This is the Dan Le Batard Show. Jayson Tatum was great last night.

Speaker 100:29:37

Yes.

Dan Le Batard00:29:37

He was great. And just the whole thing leading up to the game last night with Jaylen Brown from Jayson Tatum, Jaylen Brown told him, stay ready. Tatum looked ready. Jaylen Brown didn't look ready. And Jaylen Brown saying there's no beef. I don't know. You completely ignore someone when that guy goes up to say hello to you. It kind of feels like there's a little bit of beef.

Speaker 100:30:00

A little bit of major beef.

Dan Le Batard00:30:01

Especially. Especially when you're the person saying all this. If anything, I feel like Jayson Tatum could have came out and not dapped you off because you've been talking. He was big enough to be like, you know what? What's up, bro? And you still showed him the cold shoulder. That was lame.

Speaker 100:30:16

Why can't athletes admit that it's not just another game? OK, there are special it'd be like if Mensah and Barkate tried to say, this is just another game. Just because we're playing Duke, the team that we left, it's just another game. Why can't Brown say, no, it's not just another game. There's some weird shit going around this game, and we're going to get through it, and everything's going to be fine.

Mike Ryan00:30:38

Well, Greg Coty, yesterday I interviewed Cedric Corbredd Maxwell, and he said exactly that. He said, it's not just another game. I said, has it ever been just another game for you? He's like, nope. Every time we played his words, the Fakers, every time, he said, they knew this was going to be a big deal. I'm going to try and tweet through this, by the way. He said they would walk by the Lakers locker room, and ML Carr would be like, just talking shit. Guys, come on out and get this ass open. This is for a regular season matchup. So yeah, there are guys out there.

I wonder now, and nowadays, I don't want to be the old guy, but are these guys so because they're so anti-confrontational? They avoid kind of aggressive, aggressive behavior?

Dan Le Batard00:31:19

Maybe.

Mike Ryan00:31:19

They like a lot of passive, aggressive behavior. I wonder if we'll ever get that.

Dan Le Batard00:31:23

Well, and that's why I love last night. I love last night, and I love the build-up to last night. I love that they clearly don't like each other.

Speaker 100:31:31

Yeah, we love the drama.

Dan Le Batard00:31:33

I love the drama.

Speaker 100:31:33

It's great for sports.

Dan Le Batard00:31:35

The NBA to me for years now is too much hugging and kissing. And I like that this is a rivalry now. It's OK to not like the guy on the other team. I loved what Jaylen Brown said a couple days ago when they asked him, are you going to talk to him? He said, there's nothing to say. He plays on that side. I play on this side. I want more of that. Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 100:31:54

You know what was funny about that video we showed? After Brown gave Tatum the obvious cold shoulder, no eye contact even, that's when LeBron and Tatum hugged each other. And LeBron was kind of smiling, almost laughing. I guarantee it was because of how Brown had reacted.

Dan Le Batard00:32:12

I think that Steele, Tudow, the game, it shows this is proof of why the Celtics lose in the playoffs, though. Because they fell in love with them threes. They was falling. They was falling. And in the playoffs, I don't think them threes going to fall like that.

Jeremy Taché00:32:28

I mean.

Dan Le Batard00:32:28

That's interesting that you say that. From a Celtics perspective, OK. But to me, last night from the Sixers, I feel like we saw a little bit of why it's not going to work in the playoffs.

Mike Ryan00:32:36

For sure.

Jeremy Taché00:32:36

They can't shoot.

Mike Ryan00:32:37

They can't shoot. I said, Dean Wade, not a shooter.

Dan Le Batard00:32:39

Can't shoot. And LeBron for the first time this year, and we're only in game number like 11, LeBron for the first time this year looked old last night. And Embiid, you got to be kidding me. I mean, he can't jump anymore. He can't jump over a piece of paint.

Mike Ryan00:32:54

He just want to land under the basket when Edgecombe dunked it.

Dan Le Batard00:32:56

Well, he misses a he tries to finger roll, and it hits the front of the rim. And so Embiid says, OK, let me lie on the ground now and pretend that I'm hurt. And VJ Edgecombe's like, yeah, I'm just going to jump over you and dunk.

Speaker 100:33:07

The only way that's going to work is if they get another bit, man. Because you can't rely on Embiid. Mike said it a couple when I first said I like the Sixers, he was like, ooh, boy, you going to hate Embiid. Look, I think we got to get that brother some help. Because them Sketchers, them low top Sketchers, they are doomed to fail.

Dan Le Batard00:33:25

Great night for the Celtics and the Celtic fan. Bad night for Jaylen Brown and the Sixers. Mike, yesterday, you missed it. Jimmy Johnson, not football Jimmy Johnson.

Mike Ryan00:33:37

How about them?

Dan Le Batard00:33:37

Oh. Jimmy Johnson, NASCAR Jimmy Johnson. He was in studio with us.

Mike Ryan00:33:41

He's a good looking man.

Speaker 100:33:42

He is a good looking man.

Dan Le Batard00:33:43

He was great yesterday.

Mike Ryan00:33:44

Yeah. Yeah, he's a fantastic talker and incredible driver. Most successful NASCAR driver maybe ever. You can make the argument, him and Richard Petty, right? Yeah, Homs said the championship race was down here, finally back where it belongs. And I took Jeremy with me for a real fish out of water story. Here's the video package.

Jeremy Taché00:34:04

Hey, Jeremy.

Dan Le Batard00:34:04

Hey, Mike.

Jeremy Taché00:34:05

Jeremy. Why?

Dan Le Batard00:34:07

It's too much.

Jeremy Taché00:34:07

I wanted to dress the part.

Dan Le Batard00:34:09

It's a championship race.

Jeremy Taché00:34:10

Yes.

Dan Le Batard00:34:10

We're over here at Homestead Miami Speedway, beautifully renovated.

Jeremy Taché00:34:13

Right.

Dan Le Batard00:34:14

We're going left all day.

Jeremy Taché00:34:15

Let's go.

Dan Le Batard00:34:16

All right. Jeremy, it's a rite of passage. Making the world's fastest margarita, banging our shins, and having a general amazing time.

Jeremy Taché00:34:24

Let's do it.

Dan Le Batard00:34:25

What am I trying to get to? I'm just going as fast as I can. I don't feel like this is part of the challenge anymore.

Jeremy Taché00:34:30

It's good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm just going to stay here for a minute.

Dan Le Batard00:34:33

I'm in third.

Jeremy Taché00:34:34

There was no first or second competitor, but that's OK.

Dan Le Batard00:34:37

We're going to have some unfiltered fun thanks to our friends over at Cuervo. Remember, for every lap, keep it fun. Keep it Cuervo. Oh, we got the Cuervo challenge. And the first challenge we have is the championship cheers.

Jeremy Taché00:34:49

Ooh.

Dan Le Batard00:34:49

Kick off the day with an impromptu celebratory toast at the Cuervo party pit. Let's toast.

Jeremy Taché00:34:57

Ready for the toast.

Dan Le Batard00:34:58

Woo!

Jeremy Taché00:35:00

It's a Homestead.

Dan Le Batard00:35:01

It's great to have Homestead back as a championship race. The renovations look beautiful. What has you most excited about the brand new Homestead?

Jeremy Taché00:35:09

Now it's seen this. We spent a lot of time preparing for it. It's like building a train set. Now we got to watch it run.

Dan Le Batard00:35:16

Championship cheers to you.

Jeremy Taché00:35:18

Thank you so much.

Dan Le Batard00:35:18

Now it is time for our next challenge, the $100 NASCAR makeover by the most outrageous race day outfit. I think I'm just going to pocket the $100 here Jeremy.

Jeremy Taché00:35:30

I can't.

Dan Le Batard00:35:31

All right. Let's spend some money.

Jeremy Taché00:35:33

All right. Looking for as many colors as I can find.

Dan Le Batard00:35:37

Do we have the same idea here?

Jeremy Taché00:35:39

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:35:40

Damn. You look great, dude.

Jeremy Taché00:35:42

All right. These challenges have been really working out for us.

Dan Le Batard00:35:44

Yeah, I'm pretty happy about this.

Jeremy Taché00:35:45

You know, we could have went overboard and made the other person look like a you already handled that on your own.

Dan Le Batard00:35:50

Thank you. I appreciate it.

Jeremy Taché00:35:53

Oh, this is awesome.

Dan Le Batard00:35:55

Oh, man. Thank you so much.

Jeremy Taché00:35:57

Truly.

Dan Le Batard00:35:57

2311, guys. Choice, pick a championship driver to root for based on an unconventional reason.

Jeremy Taché00:36:02

Michael Jordan.

Dan Le Batard00:36:05

No?

Jeremy Taché00:36:05

Let's just go with Denny Hamlin.

Dan Le Batard00:36:06

Denny Hamlin.

Jeremy Taché00:36:07

I have a hat.

Dan Le Batard00:36:09

All right. What's your say?

Jeremy Taché00:36:10

Jeremy's wild card. Get an autograph on a hat or a shirt from a driver.

Dan Le Batard00:36:16

All right.

Jeremy Taché00:36:16

OK.

Dan Le Batard00:36:17

Find the most outlandish food snack available to eat.

Jeremy Taché00:36:20

All right.

Dan Le Batard00:36:23

Yeah.

Jeremy Taché00:36:23

This is more difficult.

Dan Le Batard00:36:24

I think I found some.

Jeremy Taché00:36:26

Driver?

Dan Le Batard00:36:26

Jeremy, it's not a driver.

Jeremy Taché00:36:29

It's not?

Dan Le Batard00:36:29

It's not a driver.

Jeremy Taché00:36:30

OK.

Dan Le Batard00:36:31

That guy's not a driver either.

Jeremy Taché00:36:32

This guy?

Dan Le Batard00:36:33

That guy's not a driver either.

Jeremy Taché00:36:35

But everybody here?

Dan Le Batard00:36:36

Not a driver.

Jeremy Taché00:36:37

But look at them. They look like drivers.

Dan Le Batard00:36:38

All right. I got the cubano hot dog, which is basically a Cuban sandwich on a hot dog. And you got a vice dog.

Jeremy Taché00:36:46

Yeah, the vice dog. It has guava.

Dan Le Batard00:36:48

Yeah, there's guava barbecue sauce on here.

Jeremy Taché00:36:50

All right.

Dan Le Batard00:36:50

Looks delicious. Cheers.

Jeremy Taché00:36:51

The skill is taking the maneuver aircraft inside, carrying thousands of pounds of cargo.

Dan Le Batard00:36:57

It's a good challenge.

Jeremy Taché00:36:58

Good challenge.

Dan Le Batard00:36:59

Good, good.

Jeremy Taché00:37:00

Exactly where it needs to be.

Dan Le Batard00:37:01

You will get this.

Jeremy Taché00:37:02

Think I found the drivers.

Dan Le Batard00:37:03

They're a little far from war autographs, though.

Jeremy Taché00:37:06

Oh my god, drivers.

Dan Le Batard00:37:07

Drivers, drivers, drivers.

Jeremy Taché00:37:09

All happen.

Dan Le Batard00:37:10

Can you sign this, please?

Jeremy Taché00:37:11

Thank you so much.

Dan Le Batard00:37:14

I just got a signature from my favorite driver. I think it was Denny Hamlin. OK, so I looked it up. Not Denny Hamlin. That, after many Google searches, I figured out, is Austin Dillon, my favorite driver.

Jeremy Taché00:37:26

All right.

Dan Le Batard00:37:27

I get to sign the wall.

Jeremy Taché00:37:29

This is like about as religious of an experience as I could have as a NASCAR fan.

Dan Le Batard00:37:35

I heart NASCAR.

Jeremy Taché00:37:39

This is what I was born to do.

Dan Le Batard00:37:42

Oh.

Jeremy Taché00:37:43

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Dan Le Batard00:37:46

It's time for our unfiltered finish to capture the most unforgettable moment of the championship race. If it wasn't the pace choppers.

Jeremy Taché00:37:52

How about it's green flag right now?

Dan Le Batard00:37:54

Green flag. Let's go. An exciting race off the pits to kind of determine how this race shaped up. Ryan Blaney, you're winner of the Homestead Series finale. But also, Kyle Larson is a back-to-back champion. And while there wasn't much drama in the chase today, there was plenty of drama a couple weeks ago in Talladega. Going from 11th to first, that's really a championship winning move. But it was a sellout crowd. The facelift has done wonders for Homestead. And I think we got a brand new fan in Jeremy Tasheng.

Jeremy Taché00:38:25

That's right. There were two winners out there and two winners right here, me and Mike Ryan.

Dan Le Batard00:38:30

Friends over racing now.

Jeremy Taché00:38:32

Friends over race.

Dan Le Batard00:38:35

Thank you so much, Cuervo, for all your support throughout the NASCAR season. They've sent us to Talladega, Daytona, and the championship race at Homestead. Really glad to be partnered with them. Remember, for every lap, keep it fun, keep it Cuervo.

Jeremy Taché00:38:49

All right. How about that? I enjoyed Jimmy Johnson here yesterday.

Speaker 100:38:52

He was great.

Jeremy Taché00:38:53

You know? He was very good.

Speaker 100:38:55

Yeah.

Mike Ryan00:38:56

And then he ended it with he ended it great. He said, next time, come with better questions. Because we asked him a lot of shenanigans, Mike. I don't know if you saw.

Dan Le Batard00:39:03

Yeah, I wanted to ask him about the chase.

Jeremy Taché00:39:04

I mean, Mike, haven't you always wondered how realistic Mario Kart is?

Dan Le Batard00:39:09

Did you ask him if he peed his pants during a race?

Jeremy Taché00:39:11

We did.

Dan Le Batard00:39:11

We did.

Jeremy Taché00:39:11

He said never.

Dan Le Batard00:39:12

All right.

Jeremy Taché00:39:12

He said never.

Dan Le Batard00:39:13

Sick.

Jeremy Taché00:39:13

He's a liar.

Speaker 100:39:14

Yeah, I did.

Dan Le Batard00:39:15

Really?

Jeremy Taché00:39:15

Yeah.

Speaker 100:39:16

We should have asked him, did he poop? Different answer.

Jeremy Taché00:39:19

Could have been.

Dan Le Batard00:39:20

Yeah. Good idea, Juju.

Speaker 100:39:21

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:39:21

What could have been?

Mike Ryan00:39:23

We can come back for Southeast sessions at some point. And then we can ask all those questions.

Jeremy Taché00:39:28

Real missed opportunity there. All right. So you and Jeremy now, like race car buddies.

Dan Le Batard00:39:35

I mean, there is something. You can hate on the sport all you want. Many of you don't choose to not watch it at all. But when that green flag drops, and those cars start maxing out, and they go by you, and you feel it in your chest, I just love it when they go fast.

Mike Ryan00:39:49

It's one of the most fun sporting events I've ever been to in person. I went to Phoenix International Raceway. This was years and years ago. But I was like, man, this thing is fun. This is exciting. I'm like, Jeremy, I'm like, driver, driver. I love that. It's like, imagine going to a football game. So you got to get an autograph from one of the Cowboys. All right. Football? Football player? Football player? Oh, there it is. There's the autograph.

Dan Le Batard00:40:10

Yeah, from Austin Dillon. Jeremy was super pumped to find out what plane he flew on the week before.

Mike Ryan00:40:17

Was it 737?

Dan Le Batard00:40:20

Qatars!

Episode description

“Please throw that curveball again.”

The Pitch Clock tiebreaker plays out at Tamiami Park, with Jeremy Taché on the mound, Chris Cote at the plate, and a lot of opinions from the studio. Then the crew breaks down what did (or didn’t) happen between Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum before Sixers vs. Celtics. Then, Mike Ryan and Jeremy take on the NASCAR championship race at Homestead.
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