Transcript of The Blackest Shipping Container in Show History | Postgame Show

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This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show's postgame segment opens with a sponsor read and then moves into a loose, joking discussion among the hosts and guests. The group picks a player for a points, rebounds and assists prop, debates the most deflating penalty calls in NFL games, and argues over whether NHL goalies rest in a way that counts as load management.

They also talk about upcoming Tuesday night sports matchups, a tribute video planned for a former player, and listener poll results on football, pants fashion and the show's schedule. Listeners get a lighthearted look at how the hosts react to rule debates and sports storylines, with the banter shifting quickly between topics.

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Dan Le Batard00:00:42

That's right. So the points, rebounds, and assist leader for tonight, you may want to call him, I mean, the king of the court. I'm the king here. All right. You may want to call the point, rebound, and assist leader tonight the king of the court. So you know what we're going to do tonight?

Speaker 200:00:58

What we're going to do.

Dan Le Batard00:01:00

We're going with my boy who has been slandered by Doc Rivers. We're going to go with Giannis Antetokounmpo.

Speaker 200:01:08

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:01:08

To have a huge night, the final night of what could be a, you know, for all the talk around the Miami Heat, what could be a winning Western Conference road trip if they win tonight.

Speaker 200:01:17

It's a tournament.

Dan Le Batard00:01:19

So you know what? We're going to go with Giannis Antetokounmpo to be tonight's points, rebound, and assist leader. How you load that?

Speaker 200:01:28

Hear here, king. I love that. What's happening? What? The seating arrangement. What happened here?

Dan Le Batard00:01:34

What do you mean what happened?

Speaker 200:01:36

Where'd I sit?

Speaker 300:01:37

I'll tell you what happened. We making history in the shipping container. Never in the history of the shipping container has it been four brothers and four brothers only holding down the ship.

Dan Le Batard00:01:47

All right.

Speaker 200:01:47

Yeah, we overcame. We have overcame.

Dan Le Batard00:01:50

Wow. How about that?

Speaker 200:01:52

Dan leaves and we segregate the show.

Dan Le Batard00:01:54

All right.

Speaker 200:01:55

I don't know why we're in the the A studio. I don't know why you put all the black people in a shipping container.

Dan Le Batard00:01:59

Oh, look at that, Chris.

Speaker 200:02:01

Very problematic, this company.

Speaker 400:02:02

I don't know what you're trying to do, man.

Dan Le Batard00:02:03

I don't know what you're blaming here, Zaz.

Speaker 200:02:05

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:02:06

So, Juju, you have top five for today, which I think comes off of the, you know, terrible call by the officials on Saturday night. The Kane's games really got screwed. You have a top five for us?

Speaker 300:02:19

Yes, sir, man. Top five most deflating calls in an NFL game.

Dan Le Batard00:02:25

Yep.

Speaker 300:02:25

I'm talking about your team is rolling, just made a big play, and here come the referee punk ass. Number five, prior to the pass, holding on number two.

Dan Le Batard00:02:36

Sexy.

Speaker 300:02:37

After you just shut them down for the whole series.

Dan Le Batard00:02:40

You know, Sexy, there is one that I am just hoping to hear. I'm so excited for this list.

Speaker 300:02:44

Number four, guess what? You had a big fourth down stand.

Dan Le Batard00:02:49

Uh-huh.

Speaker 300:02:50

Incomplete pass. But wait, there's a flag in the backfield. Roughing the passer.

Dan Le Batard00:02:55

Oh, brutal.

Speaker 200:02:56

Sexy.

Dan Le Batard00:02:57

Oh my God.

Speaker 300:02:58

I hate them. Number three, guess what? Josh Allen made a long touchdown pass, a 120-yard touchdown pass.

Speaker 200:03:06

That's crazy. CFL. CFL. CFL.

Speaker 300:03:09

You feel me? Here come the referee punk ass. Ineligible man downfield.

Dan Le Batard00:03:13

Mm.

Speaker 300:03:15

That was it.

Dan Le Batard00:03:15

That was it.

Speaker 300:03:15

Zayard penalty.

Dan Le Batard00:03:16

My ass.

Speaker 200:03:17

Sexy.

Dan Le Batard00:03:17

They should be able to.

Speaker 200:03:18

Can we start here?

Dan Le Batard00:03:19

Lyman should be able to go out for passes. Cover him.

Speaker 200:03:22

No.

Dan Le Batard00:03:22

Why?

Speaker 200:03:22

That's a terrible idea.

Dan Le Batard00:03:24

No.

Speaker 200:03:24

Terrible. Absolutely bad. That's hor

Speaker 400:03:26

I mean, there would be so much congestion.

Dan Le Batard00:03:28

It'd be chaos.

Speaker 400:03:29

Yeah.

Speaker 200:03:29

It'd be ridiculous. It'd look like recess.

Dan Le Batard00:03:32

All these rushers just blindly rushing. What if he had to worry about, "Oh, is he going out?"

Speaker 200:03:37

Right.

Speaker 400:03:37

It's called tight ends.

Speaker 300:03:38

Another one. Big fourth down stop for your defense. We stopped them. We stuffed them. They didn't get it. But guess what?

Dan Le Batard00:03:46

What?

Speaker 300:03:46

Defender lined up in the neutral zone. Five yards.

Dan Le Batard00:03:49

Oh.

Speaker 300:03:49

This way.

Speaker 200:03:50

That's bad.

Speaker 400:03:50

Sexy.

Dan Le Batard00:03:51

Hawk, there must have been a point where when football was first created, when American football was first created.

Speaker 200:03:55

Uh-huh.

Dan Le Batard00:03:56

Where the linemen are going out for passes and they were catching passes and somebody just stepped up one. They're like, "This shit's crazy."

Speaker 200:04:03

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:04:04

You're not allowed to do this anymore, right?

Speaker 400:04:06

Nobody is having fun watching this. I think it was like 1910.

Dan Le Batard00:04:10

Yeah.

Speaker 400:04:11

They were like, "All right, we got to change it."

Dan Le Batard00:04:12

You are.

Speaker 400:04:13

This is never going to break.

Dan Le Batard00:04:14

Ineligible.

Speaker 300:04:15

And the number one most aggravating play call, penalty call in the world, your team just scored the winning touchdown with zero seconds left on the clock.

Dan Le Batard00:04:29

Oh, my God.

Speaker 300:04:30

But guess what? There's laundry in the backfield holding your man's 10-yard penalty replay. Fourth down.

Speaker 200:04:39

Sexy.

Speaker 400:04:39

Ten-second runoff.

Dan Le Batard00:04:41

Ten second. Oh, my damn.

Speaker 200:04:43

So deflating. So deflating.

Dan Le Batard00:04:45

There's a lot of drama tonight, actually. You know, if you're looking for stuff to watch this evening, it's Tuesday night, you know? Between you got the NBA I'm not even talking about from a local perspective, Greg, because you got the NBA where I think the casual fan is going to tune into the potential drama in Philadelphia with Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown. And the casual hockey fan, you're going to take a look at what's going on in Winnipeg tonight with the Devils and the Jets and Connor Hellebuyck, who apparently is not playing. This is a good drama sports night. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 400:05:14

Is that normal? Or has he been out? Like, what's happening? Why?

Dan Le Batard00:05:17

No. He's played every game since he's been trained there. I think they're undefeated with him in that.

Speaker 200:05:21

They're spotted off.

Dan Le Batard00:05:22

Right before the 5-0?

Speaker 400:05:23

So he's ducking the smoke.

Dan Le Batard00:05:24

No. And it's not even a back-to-back, all right? The Devils are sitting him because they believe that five games in nine days, I guess it is.

Speaker 200:05:37

There's four in 12.

Dan Le Batard00:05:38

Okay. Yeah. Like, he needs a break.

Speaker 200:05:40

Oh, please.

Dan Le Batard00:05:41

What? It's crazy.

Speaker 400:05:42

You got to blame it on a fake injury, right? You can't just say, "He needs rest." You got to say he's got a mild ankle sprain.

Dan Le Batard00:05:48

Well, and the goalie, Hellebuyck, has been adamant that he wants to play. And the Devils are not letting him play at his old team tonight.

Speaker 400:05:55

I was told by a certain someone who's not here with us today that load management doesn't happen in hockey because they're warriors, and they go out and they earn their checks. And that's why hockey has like 10% of NBA ratings.

Dan Le Batard00:06:08

Well, no. You're like, goalies can't play every game.

Speaker 200:06:12

It's the thing with goalies.

Dan Le Batard00:06:13

Like, you.

Speaker 200:06:13

So they do load manage.

Dan Le Batard00:06:14

Goalies.

Speaker 200:06:14

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:06:15

No, it's not load manage. It's goalies.

Speaker 200:06:17

Load manage.

Dan Le Batard00:06:17

They do need to rest.

Speaker 200:06:18

No, no.

Dan Le Batard00:06:18

It's a different position.

Speaker 200:06:20

No.

Speaker 400:06:20

Sounds like load management.

Speaker 200:06:21

Sounds like load management to me.

Speaker 400:06:22

They play all 82 games?

Dan Le Batard00:06:24

No, they don't.

Speaker 400:06:25

Okay.

Speaker 200:06:25

It's 84 now, by the way.

Dan Le Batard00:06:26

84.

Speaker 400:06:27

They play all 84 games?

Dan Le Batard00:06:28

No. Goalies will not. No.

Speaker 400:06:29

Then load managing, then.

Dan Le Batard00:06:30

Okay. You can call it whatever you want, but that's normal.

Speaker 400:06:32

You call it load management.

Speaker 200:06:32

The starters are playing two-thirds of the season.

Dan Le Batard00:06:34

It's.

Speaker 400:06:35

Except for the goalie.

Speaker 200:06:36

Thank you, Roy.

Dan Le Batard00:06:36

It's a good drama night.

Speaker 200:06:37

The goalies.

Dan Le Batard00:06:38

That's what he's talking about.

Speaker 200:06:39

Yes.

Dan Le Batard00:06:39

It's a good drama night. Like, I'm keeping it. Obviously, we got the Panthers on the main TV in the Zaz Lamanchin family room, Greg. You know this.

Speaker 200:06:46

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:06:46

But on the smaller TV, we'll have Sixers/Celtics, and we'll keep an eye on Jets and Devils because I think we keep our fingers crossed, right? Right, Roy? Like, you got to hope you don't want anyone getting injured. You never hope for injuries. But if somehow the goalie that the Devils put out there, maybe he, you know, gets hurt in the middle of the game and Hellebuyck has to come out in between the pipes. I think we root for that, right, Roy?

Speaker 200:07:12

No, that's going to be another situation, Zaz. They're going to do a tribute video.

Dan Le Batard00:07:15

Yeah.

Speaker 200:07:16

For Connor Hellebuyck.

Speaker 400:07:17

No, they're not.

Dan Le Batard00:07:17

They're going to.

Speaker 200:07:18

That's what they usually do to be classy.

Dan Le Batard00:07:20

You can't do a tribute video to a guy who demands to be traded and tanks your season and never won with you.

Speaker 400:07:26

Also, can you play a tribute video when everyone's going to be booing it?

Dan Le Batard00:07:31

Well, that's.

Speaker 400:07:32

Well, that happened with the Panthers.

Dan Le Batard00:07:33

That's why they're going to do it.

Speaker 200:07:34

They're doing it like, "Oh, you're going to get booed." That's why they're going to do the video. It's just what you do and not do.

Speaker 400:07:39

Oh, this is to ensure that he hears the boo.

Speaker 200:07:41

They're fine with the booing, but they're just like, "We have to do this video."

Speaker 400:07:44

Because he's not playing. It's like the only way he can get booed now is if we play this video.

Speaker 200:07:49

Mm.

Dan Le Batard00:07:49

I like it.

Speaker 200:07:50

Yeah. Like he said, the senators just did that with Brady Kachuk.

Dan Le Batard00:07:53

Yeah. It was ugly. It was ugly, and it'll be ugly tonight.

Speaker 400:07:56

Did he play in that game?

Dan Le Batard00:07:57

Brady?

Speaker 200:07:58

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:07:58

Of course. Every time he touched a puck, they booed him.

Speaker 200:08:00

Yeah.

Dan Le Batard00:08:00

And he loved it.

Speaker 200:08:01

He loved it.

Dan Le Batard00:08:02

Loved it because he's a villain.

Speaker 200:08:03

And also because he doesn't load manage.

Speaker 400:08:05

Scored the first goal in the game.

Dan Le Batard00:08:07

Juju, we got some polls to catch up on?

Speaker 300:08:09

Yes, sir, man. And before I read the polls, I'd like to wish a happy birthday to one of our listeners. Happy belated birthday to Cisco Rubio. Salute, bit. I like that name.

Dan Le Batard00:08:20

Happy birthday.

Speaker 200:08:21

Unleash the dragon.

Dan Le Batard00:08:22

To him. I don't care. Good luck.

Speaker 300:08:27

Come on, man. First poll. With the game checkers, draw the crowd that football does if it was violent.

Speaker 200:08:35

That's a good question.

Speaker 300:08:37

67% of the audience says, "Yes, it would."

Dan Le Batard00:08:41

Hang a lane.

Speaker 300:08:46

Also, I'd like to remind the audience to go listen to the Greg Cody Podcast featuring Greg Cody.

Dan Le Batard00:08:51

Yeah.

Speaker 200:08:51

With.

Speaker 300:08:52

With. Thank you, Juju.

Dan Le Batard00:08:53

Right.

Speaker 300:08:53

Down now and the Zaz Low Show 2.0, man. Come on, man. Cinephobe, wherever you get your podcasts, man. Hawk is everywhere. Just turn on your damn TV. Dan Le Batard Show, Tuesdays.

Dan Le Batard00:09:05

Come on, man.

Speaker 300:09:06

9:00 to 12:00 Eastern.

Dan Le Batard00:09:07

NFL Live.

Speaker 300:09:08

You got to know, man. And my boy Chris Pitch Clock coming up next. Not this time, but coming up soon.

Dan Le Batard00:09:13

There you go.

Speaker 300:09:13

You got to know, man. And last poll. Oh, but speaking of that, no, I got a breaking news.

Dan Le Batard00:09:18

What's that?

Speaker 300:09:19

The Alley Oot returns this Thursday.

Dan Le Batard00:09:22

Oh, yeah.

Speaker 300:09:23

You got to know me and Trista Criek, and we got some co-hosts. Salute. Last poll. Whatever happened to cuffs on pants?

Dan Le Batard00:09:30

Hmm.

Speaker 300:09:31

56% of the audience says yes.

Dan Le Batard00:09:34

Wow.

Speaker 300:09:34

And those are your polls.

Speaker 200:09:36

Can you ding a lane?

Speaker 300:09:37

Bye-bye.

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"Yo Zaslow, you lookin all regal."

Is there any penalty more deflating than an ineligible man downfield?
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