Transcript of Roy Gets Blamed For The Lack of Polls | Postgame Show

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In this Postgame Show episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, the hosts open with Thursday Thunder betting picks for the upcoming Sunday night games, then turn to the Cyclones and the possibility that the team will be sold after its five-year run. They joke about a college scoreboard that displayed extra field goal posts during a kick, and about a sports joke involving a hit-and-run incident with someone's toes.

The conversation closes with a running gag about the show's lack of polls, which one host jokingly takes the blame for. Listeners get a loose, humorous look at how the hosts handle sports talk and their own show.

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This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, covering Thursday Thunder picks and the Cyclones sale talk, was made with the tool HappyScribe built to transcribe audio to text.

Advertisement00:00:06

That's right, that's right. It's Thursday Thunder, as presented by DraftKings Sports. DraftKings, the crown is yours, Juju.

Speaker 200:00:12

Yes, Sersgeit, Thursday Thunder. We got a good one this week, y'all. First leg: Bengals versus Steelers. The Steelers have started to run that ball a little more, so I'm going with Rico Dowdle for over 7.5 rush attempts this Sunday night. Second leg, that same game. I'm going with Jamar Chase to get over 7.5 receptions this Sunday night from Joe Burrow.

And last leg: Kurt Cobain's is back. That means Justin Jettaz will get at least 5.5 catches this Sunday. Lock it in. This one I feel good about.

Speaker 100:01:05

Sound like some winners to me. Tyler, I want a game yet this season.

Speaker 300:01:09

The Cyclones finally won their first match of the fall season this week. Yes, we did. It's a big cause to celebrate. It's been a very disappointing season.

Speaker 100:01:21

Our head's going to roll.

Speaker 300:01:22

By any metric. Well, the sport is going to change a lot. So come on out on Friday. It's going to be a little bittersweet because this is our last Friday game of highlight in the fall season. But the sport is going to change a lot going forward. There are big, exciting changes coming to the world of highlight. And I'm sad to say, this probably is going to be our last game as owners of the Cyclones. I think the franchise is going to get sold. And Chris and I are very excited to recoup millions of dollars on our investment.

So be happy for us. Now, I'm hopeful, and there are things cooking up, that some things will allow us to stay with this tremendous sport and our beloved Cyclones. It's exciting. It's a little out of our comfort zone. But more on that as it develops. But please, come on out on Friday to celebrate this incredible five years that we've had with this Cyclones brand and these amazing players. And let's try to end the season playing our best ball and being the hottest team in the leagues and being able to say to other teams, "You're lucky we didn't get in."

Speaker 200:02:29

Yes, sir, man.

Speaker 100:02:30

All right. All right. This Friday night, then. Come check the guys out. Juju, any flowers we can give out today? Was anyone good on the show today?

Speaker 200:02:38

Yes, sir, man. I got some flowers. Everybody was good on the show. But a couple of days ago, the Miami Ohio scoreboard operator, I suppose, have given you some flowers for trying. I don't know if you've seen it, but during the field goal kick, the screen behind them, they put up a bunch of field goal posts.

Speaker 100:02:59

Yeah, that's bullshit. Like, they deserve to get flagged. I mean, come on.

Speaker 200:03:03

They got 15 yards to the referee in the most I've never heard this call before. The referee said 15 yards on the scoreboard, brother.

Speaker 100:03:10

Yeah.

Speaker 200:03:11

But I'm going to give you flowers because that was a good try.

Speaker 100:03:15

They put, like, six field goal posts up there behind the actual field goal on the scoreboard. That is confusing.

Speaker 200:03:22

Yes, sir.

Speaker 100:03:23

And of course, was it Pablo that uncovered it with Belichick, with the Patriots, right, where they'd been doing it for years?

Speaker 300:03:30

It wasn't Pablo that uncovered it. I can understand. That's really good for his brand, that any kind of investigative journalism, you're like, "That must have been Pablo."

Speaker 100:03:36

Pablo figured that out.

Speaker 300:03:37

No, it was I forget who, though. That's unfortunate. They need to have a podcast and a GQ spread.

Speaker 100:03:43

Any other flowers?

Speaker 200:03:44

No more flowers, but I do have a joker of the day.

Speaker 100:03:47

Oh, all right.

Speaker 200:03:48

You can't come out talking about people and talking to people in certain ways when you are a hit-and-run artist, sir. Rex Ryan, this joker of the day is for you for running over them people's toes and driving off, stopping, took in front of them, and then driving off again. That's unacceptable. Lock that brother up.

Speaker 100:04:10

Yeah, he turned himself in yesterday. He ran over someone's feet that he got into an argument with.

Speaker 300:04:17

Yeah, they could not help putting feet in that headline. If it were anybody else, they might have omitted that. But they had to put feet in the headline.

Speaker 200:04:24

So he's in prison now.

Speaker 100:04:26

Yep.

Speaker 200:04:26

Down the road.

Speaker 100:04:27

It's very sad.

Speaker 300:04:28

We'll never see him again.

Speaker 100:04:29

Very sad. He spent the rest of his life in the hole.

Speaker 300:04:33

Yeah. I want to see Ashton Genty's locker room availability. Set ether to it.

Speaker 100:04:42

All right. That's going to no polls today?

Speaker 200:04:45

No polls again.

Speaker 100:04:46

I'm bad at doing polls, man. Like, I got to get better at that. That's on me. I know some people think that, like, that's Roy's fault. It's not your fault, Roy. It's on me.

Speaker 300:04:54

What? What?

Speaker 100:04:55

I'm just saying, man. That's on me.

Speaker 300:04:56

Some people think it.

Speaker 100:04:58

I heard people say, "Why doesn't Roy do any polls?" Like, it's not on Roy.

Speaker 300:05:00

I heard you say.

Speaker 100:05:01

That's on me. I'll take the blame for that. All right.

Speaker 200:05:03

Bye-bye.

Episode description

"They had to include feet in the headline."

There's a Thursday Thunder. There are flowers. There are jokers. There are no polls. And, for that, Zaslow falls on the sword.
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