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Yeah, proud to be American today. America.
Much like Cynthia Areva, I didn't know that was happening. Everybody knew that there was a game of significance.
Like a historical game, a history-changing game that's going to change the diplomacy of the globe. Everyone knew and nobody told us. I know. And it's...
You guys, I'm literally always begging to be a part of stuff. I would have woken up early and put on an outfit. I had no idea that was happening. I didn't even know about the lore, the Jewish players, the Jewish brothers. I blame everyone listening to the show for not telling me about Are you fucking serious? I agree.
I could just feel if you guys were in the comments, you guys have to pay attention to the Jewish brothers on the USA team.
No, I would have because I've been watching everything. The bar is in hell for me. Sorry, I was watching women's hockey. I watch everything. I watch Curling. I didn't know that was happening.
I didn't know that it was happening. I didn't know the Olympics were over. So last night, I was like, I saw all day men's US team won gold. So I was like, they're going to air it in primetime. I'll watch it tonight and I'll be a part of it. I'll pretend I don't know the outcome.
I feel like they don't even air it in primetime because it's like, Bitch, you weren't So I turned on my Peacock, but it was the closing ceremony.
I'm like, I didn't know this was happening either. It's over. The Olympics are over. And America, I don't know the full medal count, but it seems like there was only one. No offense to everyone else who participated and dedicated their lives to these games. To the sport, yeah. But it seems like there was only one game.
Metal worth getting.
And it was men's hockey. Yeah. I feel like it's always men's hockey, but because we rarely win it, because it's not our dominant sport, we just act like it's not a deal. And like, oh, hockey is for the Canadians and the Russians.
And like, when we win- You guys can have it.
When we win, it's like, oh, we've always been a boot dad.
No, not only that, it's your sport and we beat you at it. Yeah. Yikes. So we won. Love it. I'm proud to be an American. I love those brothers, those little cues brothers. They're Jewish. Yeah, their mom is a hockey legend. She actually advises the women's hockey team now. She raised three players who were all in the NHL. Only two made the Olympic team. So that's just awkward. I didn't even know about the third.
The third probably has inner peace. Work-life balance.
No. He plays on the same team as Jack.
They're both on the New Jersey Devils. And what about the other one?
So he was on the Vancouver- When? Yeah. He was on the Vancouver Viper, I want to say. Fooher-knaux. Fooher-knaux for many years. And then he actually just recently got traded to Minnesota, and he's really made a franchise out of them because they were weaning before. And so he probably has FOMO from not being on the team with his brothers. But that other one probably has even more FOMO that his brothers went to the Olympics without him.
And Jack Jack just has no FOMO, but he's probably like, he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Jack is also the middle child, which is, as we know, its own struggle.
He's really bussed out of the stereotype. Yeah.
And so obviously, I heard that there was a Jewish hockey player. My first thought was, how do I set him up with my sister? Come to find out he's dating Tate McCray. A shicks of a goddess, of course.
And what's funny is we actually did speak about him when she did her commercial for Peacock being like, apparently she's dating a hockey player. And even then, like, nobody sounded the alarm bells.
And I'm not just saying this because I think he I'm not going to be dating my sister. I just don't feel like they're a good match. She's not good enough for him. He's like, It's not a good match. Obviously, I would prefer him with a Jew-S, but I'm not going to hold that against Ms. Mccre. I don't know. I don't feel like it's a match. I'm holding out Hope. Margot Hughes.
He's a little younger.
Yeah, he is.
Maybe the older brother. I'll take any of them. I heard he's 24. So much misinformation surrounding the- A. I. So much. He's 24. Perfect. What about the older brother?
Maybe let's say 26. Okay. She's 26.
She could be 26.
She was 26.
She knows how to be 26.
Because she was at one point. Yeah. That's beautiful. They have so much in common. He's 26.
And also what's exciting is that hockey is an amazing sport because you can still have success outside of the Olympics. A lot of Olympic sports, it's like the Olympics are it.
Yeah. There's no league.
Right. So it's like we could keep up with all of these people in the NHL if we want to. I don't. If we have the hockey itch.
I don't.
I feel like it could set off a hockey mania in this country.
Hockey mania already started with Heated Rivalry. It started with the books. Everybody read Icebreaker. I read it. Hockey has been a very niche smut category.
Wait, the book is called Icebreaker, but the show is Heated Rivalry. No, no, no.
Heated Rivalry is also based off of a book, sorry. But there is a genre of smut novels, mostly heterosexual, around hockey. People are obsessed with hockey players, and the big one is called Icebreaker. She's a figure skater. He's a hockey player. They go to college together. It's literally telling me lies. But not toxic at all. I'm like, way more sex. And so hockey smut is a huge huge category in literary category.
I understand. I meant for youngsters playing hockey. No. And did you see that viral? The tweet, it's from 2011, and it was someone being like, 2026 Olympics is going to pop off. Over 100,000 kids just signed up for hockey. There's been a trend of more kids playing hockey in this country, and that person in 2011 predicted that we would win the hockey gold in 2026.
I just feel like hockey not being mainstream has nothing to do with lack of participation. It's just It's really hard to see the puck. I can only get involved in a sport so much. You can't even show me the ball. In football, I can see the ball. In basketball, of course, I can see the ball. Baseball, it's a little hard. That's why baseball is worrying. I literally can't see the puck. And then remember when that guy took his blade and stepped on the neck of the other guy and he died? Remember when...
Did he step on the neck or he kicked him in the neck? Same thing. That was hard. But I think about that all the time.
I think about it all the time. The sport was just very off-putting for me at that moment, so that's why I never personally got involved.
Then Do you go to jail?
There was a case. I forget what happened. I know neck guards are optional. That's where sports loses me when you guys are going to be stupid. Okay, neck guards are optional, but somebody literally died from a kick in the neck. So just wear the neck guard. Same with Guardian Caps in football. It's a consider- You love...
Yes. Cardia Caps have no fans. Okay, fine. Claudia is dead. Guilty as charged. Check on me. I miss my sister.
Everybody complains about CTE, all these things. And there's literally a thing that you can wear that makes it a lot better, and it's considered lame.
I I've heard that it doesn't work.
No, people don't wear it because it's considered losery. Imagine safety being losery. This is where sports becomes out of my... I'm a reasonable person, and I like to deal frequently with reasonable people, and I don't feel like there's a lot of reasonable people.
I feel like they hit each other's heads so much. Whenever someone does a good job, you get a hit in their head on your... And if they stop doing all of that, that might also make it better. I wouldn't want to score a countdown because everyone's going to be slapping my helmet.
It's so true. Or my Tushy.
Oh, that's fine. Honestly, saw my tissue just stopping my head when I didn't even get in a tackle.
So all that to say, I agree that hockey is definitely the new frontier, as Tracy Turmblood would say. It's going to take a lot for me to really care beyond this.
Also, we haven't won since 1980 Miracle on the Ice. And I imagine after that, which was also a historic win and had so many political ramifications. I imagine after that, hockey had a big surge, and I feel like we're on the precipice of a hockey surge. I don't I know. And we have boys like, Are we putting them in hockey now? No. Maybe it's hockey.
No, it's going to be fencing for mine. For your king? Yeah. I just feel like it's a sport. The safest sport. Yeah, I'm all about safe day. I'm all about safe day.
Rough and tumble. Yeah.
Something major. Golf. Golf. Oh, yeah. Very low impact sport. We're a golf family. And that works for me because I can have lunch and lay by the pool.
Yeah. Golf work. I want to be a golf mama.
Golf mama is where you at.
Golf mama greater than soccer mom.
Or a football mom.
You just sit on the course. All day. And there's food service.
I don't even think you need to go to the course. You can wait at the clubhouse.
And you go in a golf car.
And you wear a cute outfit.
Golf Mom, stay winning.
I did something crazy this weekend.
Crack?
Crazier. Meth? Crazier. I watched Marty Supreme. I took one thing off my content plate. I didn't finish it. I did not like it. I thought it was bad. I thought Timothée was great. There was a scene in there that bothered me. Actually, there were two scenes that I found so emotionally disturbing, and I'm surprised nobody's talking about them.
Is it a true story, Marty Supreme?
I actually don't know or care.
Is Martin a real person?
Yes. Marty Mouser is his real name. I actually never got to the point in the movie where they started calling him the Supreme. I didn't like it. I saw two scenes that put me off so much. I had to turn it off. The first was the Auschwitz scene. I felt like that was so unnecessary. It's about Jewish people living in America after the Holocaust. So of course, they talk about the Holocaust. One of them has a tattoo. And then they did one flashback scene, and it was so upsetting and borderline sexual. It was so disgusting. I never want to see the movie ever again. And then there was a scene with a dog getting hurt. That was also so fucking unnecessary. So I really didn't like it. Sorry. And I don't like that Odessa Azayon girl. I don't like her. I don't like her. So when I saw she was in it- I don't think that surprises me. Yeah. She's so Ben Platt. I just really don't like her. Except Kevin O'Leary was such a fucking star.
Put him in everything. Give him the Oscar.
Actually, he should have been nominated. I love this character. Does he have a big role?
Yeah. He's acting now?
He's Gwyneth Paltrow's husband in the movie. He's like this- Of late.
Ship.
Yeah, for sure. He's this billionaire. He's like one of the wealthiest men in the world because he owns the biggest pen company.
And who does Gwyneth Paltrow play?
This washed up movie star who's married to a billionaire.
And having an affair with Timothy. No, spoiler alert. We also have the pictures of him kissing, like paparazzi pictures. Yeah.
And Timothée had a sex scene in the movie.
Because I haven't seen the movie, so I couldn't possibly give you a spoiler. Skip it.
Timothy had a sex scene with Odessa in a back room of a shoes store, taking it from the back, which was just wrong. Honestly, I didn't need to see Timothy having sex.
That's disrespectful to Kylie. I wouldn't watch that.
And then Gwendith also had a very... It wasn't sexy. She sat on his lap, took her bra off, and then we were supposed to understand that they continued to have sex. I don't know if it's the mama in or just growing older. I really don't need sex scenes. No. It's really yucky. Like, cool. I can infer that you got pregnant because you had sex. I know how it works. I feel like it's cheap. I feel like it's using filler words in an essay. Unless it's the most beautiful... Okay. When I say this, there are a few exceptions, of course.
Like the notebook.
Breaking Dawn part 2, or is it part one when they have sex on their honeymoon? No, but I'm sorry.
The sex is your main to the story. How is a vampire and a human going to have sex without him killing her?
Even if it wasn't germane, I would have allowed it. It was so romantic. It brought a tear to my eye. It was so beautiful. And it's like, Sorry, I waited five movies. I need to see them go down. When there's anticipation built, I just feel like these days it's like, Oh, we don't know what to do next. Of course. And that wasn't even a sex scene, was it?
It was a sexy scene.
We saw her back arching. There's just beautiful ways to do it.
No, they love doing it in a non-beautiful way.
Yeah, it's not beautiful. So they lost me. I'm sorry. I hated the movie. Sorry, Kylie. I hated it.
That's okay. I don't think I'll get around to watching it. I did a couple crazy things this weekend. One, caught up on Southern Charm. Okay, that's good. I'm all the way caught up. So much so, and I was shocked that I didn't have any more episodes left because I'm like, What is everyone talking about so far? Everyone like, Hating Craig. And he's done like one or two things that I'm like, Craig, not your best. But as far as him being the villain of the season, I don't see it. Everyone is obsessed with him in a negative way. Like, what's Craig doing what's Craig saying. It's really weird. I guess it's because outside of the show, he has a very big name for himself. I feel like that dynamic is playing into the show. They went to this boys dinner, Whitney, Shep, Craig and Austin, the OGs. Whitney. Okay, but Whitney is fine now. He's fine. And ever since I've learned to appreciate Patricia, and I love her, I'm fine with Whitney. He keeps himself out of the show as much as possible. And it's weird the things of himself that he chooses to put in.
I'm like, why?
Why now?
Why didn't you cut that out? You're the executive or whatever. The four boys went to dinner. They're the O'G's, and it was so fun at first. And even though Austin and Craig have had drama all season, they're compartmentalizing, and they're just having fun. I'm laughing. I'm like, this is... Oh, bring Thomas back. It was just really sweet. And then him, Austin and Craig get into a really big fight. It seems like part of their issue is Austin just starts talking about you've made nothing of yourself over the last five years. You have nothing to show for the last five years. Then Austin's like, Craig says that to Austin. Then Austin is like, I know my beer didn't do what I wanted it to do. I'm like, Wait, since when are we talking about this? First, we're talking about relationships, and then now they're talking about what you do outside the show. It feels like Austin's very stifled in his life. I feel like they're not showing us everything because the conversations are jumping. But I do feel like Craig being very successful has really affected the dynamics of the show. Everybody's just coming for Craig all the time.
And he is reactive. That's why I can't watch the show. That's my friend. He says some things that are too harsh. The last thing he said to the Vanita in the last episode was really mean. But she started with it. She went on to watch what happens live and said, I'm team Page.
Yeah, that'll do it.
Why is that? That's not your friend. A hundred %. Then he literally said to her, and they don't talk all season. It's the one big fight that no one's even addressing. Then he says to her, she starts taking swipes at him, and this group trip in Mexico, and he's like, Vanita, stop. You don't even exist in my world. Fuck off. It was just so hard. Chilling. Yeah, it was really, really harsh. I think now everyone's going to get mad at Craig again. He needs to apologize. But why? Stop. It starts with me, you can't finish. Right. She's poking him. She started with team... If you're team page, we're not friends.
Yeah, agreed.
It's been crazy. Madison just had her baby. Madison, my queen. I love her.
I had this similar experience where you get caught up on something and you're like, Wait, that's it? Yeah. Because I'm all caught up on Love Story.
Oh, wait. I also want to say I watched two episodes of Love Story.
There's only four.
Okay. I watched two last night. What do you think? I really like it. I didn't expect to like it so much. The only The other part of acting that's confusing to me, which you touched on, is was this the way Caroline moved? She's always laying over the table.
She's Carrie Bradshaw, with her hair.
Sexy. They're really using her hair as a way to show she used to be curly and wild.
Then she goes to dinner at Caroline's house and it's straight.
Yeah, no. A year later, it's a little wavy here. It's less curly. Then when they get on the plane, it's like, stick straight. They're using the hair to show her journey.
Becoming like a Kennedy woman.
This is very basic. But so I'm just like, she just seems like very flirty, very sexy.
And again, I know nothing about her. I just like no pictures of her about her historically. She seemed like so buttoned up, but maybe that was like post Kennedy, like when she had to start acting right.
Yeah. Then What's the nature of her relationship with Calvin?
That whole thing is weird that she was like, plucked from the mall. And then by episode four, she's running the whole company.
Right. And Kelly Klein, the one who wrote the Pools book, is Calvin's wife? Yes.
Always talking- So spoiler alert, Calvin Klein is not gay.
I thought he was. Okay, it feels like she's alluding to the fact and that Calvin wants to sleep with Carolyn. I feel like Kelly is always making comments. They're a weird couple for sure. I would have had no idea until I saw the cover of the book Kelly Klein. I had no idea. I thought maybe it was a daughter.
Right, right, right.
I didn't understand that.
I feel like there's just parts of the show that are poorly cast and poorly acted, and it takes me out of it really quickly.
And I want to say justice for Naomi Watts because I've only seen negative things about her portrayal. But I think Jacky O is an impossible to play, and I actually didn't notice it. And I don't know, it was to me, really, really good.
It's reminding me of the Crown, where every time an episode ends, I Google the thing. The episode last night, it's on the cover of Page 6 that they are a couple, and it's these photos of them on a boat. And I was like, Well, now I need to go find the real photos. And they look exactly like the show. It's really very crown. It's good. I think that the time and the people is so interesting that the show couldn't have been bad. And it's funny, we've beat to death certain cultural moments. There was a million shows about OJ, and we've done them all. And this is a blind spot. There haven't been a lot of TV shows or movies or podcasts that have become really mainstream about them when you would think that people would be obsessed with them already.
It's just like, it's at a weird spot in time, like the '90s, where it's history, technically, but very recent. And we're only just now getting around because it's been 30 years. We're getting around to retelling it. So I am I'm into it.
Me too. Now we have to wait weekly. The next one comes out on Thursday or whatever.
I said two more episodes.
Take it slow.
Take it slow. Okay, I will. But no, I liked it. I didn't expect to like it because remember when those first pictures came out?
Of course. It was giving an end to the us.
No, it was giving community theater.
It is community theater.
I'm not even having that experience.
Because I can see community theater. Everyone is blind.
No, I have such a sensitivity.
No, not as as I knew. I'm so community theater. I have such a sensitivity, and I think that everyone's really being blinded by just the sheer fabulousness of it organically.
I couldn't be blinded.
I'm telling you, you're being blinded. You don't know the propaganda is rushing over you.
I'm sitting and ready to hate the thing. But I don't hate it. It's just- I like it. I want to say I like it.
It's him. He's getting so much worse as an actor. I like him. You'll see he's getting so bad.
Also, justice for George.
Who's George?
The magazine.
Oh my God. Okay. The magazine. And you said he's giving loser because he couldn't pass the bar.
And yes, when you look at his life, it's like... But I mean, the expectations he has to live up to are impossible.
Yes, but he's giving loser not only because of the bar, but because he's aimless in his romantic life, in his work life. And he just continues to spiral until something happens that sets him on a course. Oh, was that Jackie? He's this grown loser man playing football in the park with his friends, and his friends are losers, too. And you'll see.
Okay. Okay.
He's a loser. I don't know if he was at the time and did people... No, America adored him. They didn't think he was this aimless loser. But Ryan Murphy obviously hates him because he's a loser.
Oh, I'm getting Cutie vibe still.
Darryl- He's pushing 40 at one point. You have to keep remembering that.
Okay, but in the first episode, he's 31. For a man to be just getting serious, then it's like, okay. It's fine.
But he then starts pushing 40. Okay. And he's just a loser.
Darryl Hannah, actress.
Sweet girl.
Actress crush. He needs to also play Sonia Morgan in the life story of Sonia Morgan. Totally. And she looks like, I don't know Darryl Hannah that well, but that's what I think Darryl Hannah looks like.
I looked up Darryl Hannah. It's quite remarkable how similar they do look.
Yeah. Yeah, but she wasn't right for him.
Oh, and you're going to freak. There's one random scene where we meet Caroline Misset's mom. She comes to her apartment. Do you know who plays her? I seriously was like, What?
Eew.
Constance Zimmer, Dana Gordon from Entourage. And then Unreal, the-Yeah, I know who that is.
Aren't they the same age?
Who?
That actress and Caroline?
Yeah, no, I know. She's wearing a full fake wig and like, it's so random. They refuse to cast an old person. That's weird. Yeah, it's very weird. I was like, Wait, what?
Was she a young mom when she had Carolyn?
We didn't get Caroline's backstory yet.
Oh, okay.
In the book- And still no Carol Radswell sightings.
In the fake... What about a mention? Like, Caroline and I had dinner. No.
Okay. I'm telling you, Anthony, you've seen him, right? Yeah. And he only gets more.
I wouldn't know who that was if you hadn't said the Carol thing.
Yeah. And then something happens, should we call aunt Lee? So that's Anthony's mom, Lee Radswell.
Lee and Jackie are sisters.
Yes. Yeah. And then- There's so many names because it's Kennedy, but it's also Schlossberg. Schlossberg.
It's also- Who's Schlossberg?
Caroline. Caroline gets married.
Okay. And who's her husband?
Schlossberg.
And he's older?
Yeah, he's like an old man. Yeah.
And was that Jackie's last husband that was in the hospital them in the episode where she fell in the course?
No, no. Jackie's husband is not in the show. I think at this point, she's like a single man. Maybe it was Schlossberg again.
Like a lawyer.
Yes, it is. Caroline's husband is 100 years old. And I just want to say that actress who plays Caroline is Meryl Streep's daughter. Perfect casting, pure perfection. Yeah.
Like, nothing to do with Meryl Streep's daughter. I actually wouldn't have realized until Zack told me. Yeah. Oh, wow. He was like, Is that? And I was like, I guess it is. It is. But it's not the guilted age one.
No, no, no.
But is it the Mark Ronson one?
Yes, yes.
That's Mark Ronson's wife. Yeah. So weird. So much. Honestly, my brain, it's like...
The Kennedy charts are confusing because it's like Onassis. And that's the crazy thing about Jackie O, the woman. When she was The Gal, the It Gal. She was the first lady. She was Jackie Kennedy. So we call her Jackie O, but her heyday was Jackie Kennedy.
Not her heyday, but the thing...
But the pill box hat. She was just Jackie. Yeah. And so was he, by the way. I didn't even put that together. Jfk is Jack. Jack. They were Jack and Jackie.
That's really cute. Okay, so I will continue on my journey.
I do recommend the show. I know I talk like shit, but it's very good.
Ben's obsessed with it. I recommend it. I really liked it, considering I don't know why I just thought it went. I feel like the last couple of Ryan Murphy things I tried to watch, I was like, this isn't good for me. Yeah, no.
He has a very wide range, Ryan Murphy, and it doesn't include me in all of them. Yeah. Especially the horror.
I mean, I like the politician, but in hindsight.
I love the I'm not a politician. I know. But I have a blind spot because that's what I said. It's difficult being Ben Platt's number one hater. He is so talented.
Yeah, but I actually didn't like the last seasons.
They lost the plot.
High school was where it was at.
They lost the plot, but the beginning was so good. It was. It really was. It was a moment in time. It should have been one season.
Yeah, I agree. Let's get into the story, shall we? We shall. Without further a do dot do dot do, here are the fast five stories that you dot do need to know.
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Our first story, The BAFTAs, were last night. Oh, dear. Lots of news out of the BAFTAs.
Yeah, let's start with the good because I... Yeah, let's start with the good. The good.
William and Kate were there.
William is tall. Do you feel like he was wearing lifts? No, he's tall. I know, but for the first time ever, he actually looked hot and tall to me. So I was like, something must be different.
He's always been tall.
I don't know. I feel like he's wearing lifts.
No. Maybe she was wearing lower shoes.
She also looked like she wasn't. Not to be a theorist, just something to plant in your minds, guys.
Why would he wear lifts now when he's been photographed in public? Everyone knows his exact height.
Maybe he thinks people notice. If he's going to start making changes, I do recommend plugs, of course. It's too far gone. He's buzzed his head.
It would be weird if he did plugs.
He definitely missed the boat, but he's also fully bald now. I think he... I don't know if he buzzed it. For a while, he just had the Larry David ring, but last night, he looked like...
He still has a ring, but it's shorter.
It's buzzed.
Yeah.
Also, Paul Mezcal and, what's her name? Grissy Abrams walk the carpet together.
I saw they were very touchy. He was grabbing your tush. Yeah.
They don't do it for me.
But for someone seeing that was when I saw Kylie and Timothy on the carpet for the first time.
No, it's everything. I do feel like debuting at the BAFTAs is very elegant. Kind of how like, Kylie and Timothée debuted at that random Parisian award show.
Like the David Awards.
The Something Award.
I think they were the Davids.
I don't even want to know what they were called. Do you know what I mean? Because it's better not to know.
It was definitely the Davids. I wanted to say thank you to David.
I think it was a first and last name, the David Romanoff Awards.
It was like the David Palazzo Awards. It was Italian.
The David Vinici Awards. Vinici and David.
I want to watch those awards every year.
Just to I Love the magic.
Yeah.
And then, of course, something so horrible happened. Yes. I actually don't have words. I don't know what people... Who's or who's right. I just feel like as an empath and just a human with eyes, watching- So here's what happened, if anyone wants to know.
Sorry. While Michael B. Jordan was presenting with Delroy Lindo, they're both Sinners. They were presenting the best award for best visual effects to Avatar: Fire and Ash.
And they're both Black?
Yes. Simultaneously, there was a person in attendance who started a movie called I Swear, which is about Tourette. Tourette.
He's the subject of the film and his struggle, and it's apparently amazing movie. So obviously he was there.
His name is John Davidson, and he has Tourettes, and he was in the audience. And as the two of them were presenting, his Tourette compelled him to shout the N-word.
And you hear it on the stream?
They heard it presenting They recovered and just kept going and did their presentation, but had to hear that. It was incredibly- Oh, my God.
It was... My heart broke. The look on Michael B. Jordan's face of just like, disbelief, shock, but then also showmanship. The show must go on. It was so devastating. And then you learn Alan Cummings, who hosted the show, then came out and said- Yeah, he came out and he said, You may have noticed some strong language in the background there.
This can be part of how Tourette syndrome shows up for some people as the film explores that experience.
Right. It wasn't just like a rando racist in the crowd. And the fact that it can be explained, great, but it was so horrifying to watch. And I think people are also criticizing the BAFTAs because the BAFTAs is a prerecorded event.
Yeah, it was on a delay, and they could have cut it out.
And I guess them not cutting it out was even more powerful for the film and the struggles of having Tourette's.
Sure. But even if they had cut it out, which I guess would have helped everyone else who watched it and not had to feel... It still happened.
Yeah. No, it happened to Michael B. Jordan. Yeah.
They still had to experience it. They couldn't cut it out in real-time. I don't know.
I'm curious on what their take is.
Now I'm knowing.
Yeah, of course. Now we know they weren't actually being called a slur by a racist person. It was this involuntary tick that just came out at the worst possible time. And I've seen varying takes online. I don't... Some of the takes being like, well, if you know that that's a possibility, you should leave.
You shouldn't be in a...
Right. And then other people being like, well, that's ableist. If he can't be in the same room as everyone else. Sure. I don't know. All I know is that what I saw was so devastating and heartbreaking. And I just wanted to give Michael B. Jordan a hug. I don't know what the right way to handle it is. It's just awful.
Yeah. I had also seen that he had said one or two, shouted one or two other things throughout the ceremony. Inappropriate. Yeah. He's like, Fuck off.
I mean, that's so different than the end word.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But it wasn't just one random tick. It's terrible. It is, like barn on one of the worst clips I've seen. It's It made me so sad.
And I feel like everyone is like...
Because it's like, well, you can't have an opinion on this because then you're ableist or racist.
It's like who- Everyone's paralyzed in like where to go.
But all I know is like, I just- That shouldn't have happened. I agree. It was so terrible. And It clouded the whole night. No, that's the only thing anyone's talking about from the path does.
Yeah. It probably wouldn't have been a story otherwise. William, Kate, it's nice to see them. Sure. Kylie and Timothée were there. But at this point, they do everything together. Like pizza. They got pizza. They got pizza. They told us about the IMAX. Honestly, keeping your hands. He told us about the IMAX. Timothée did an interview with Matthew McConaher, his dad in Interstellar. Okay, I think I need to watch Interstellar.
I had no idea Timothée Chalamet was in Interstellar.
He is in front of a truck saying bye to his dad at one point. I think It's like his first credit. And so they did an interview in support of Marty Supreme, where Matthew McConaher interviewed him. Matthew McConaher was like, Didn't your girlfriend tell him what your girlfriend did? And he rented out... Kylie rented out an IMAX for him to see It's his favorite movie.
That he's also in?
That he's also in, but he has a very small role. But it's like, Timothy thinks it's the greatest movie of all time. That's so sweet. So I think I'll watch it.
You should.
One day.
You're like the new Club Chalame. Because you know she retired. She moved on to No, but I- She chose another actor.
Club Chalame and I are at two different sites of the extreme.
Because you're extreme like Kylie Chalame, and she's just Timothy. Yeah.
If we could put our minds together, I think we could create something beautiful. Yeah.
A coalition of sorts.
Yeah. But I come at it from the Kylie aspect, and she's obviously team Timothy. Yeah. So, Timothy did not win the BAFTA for his movie. Okay. That's interesting. Actually, Marty Supreme is now at a record high of losses for BAFTAs. For BAFTAs?
Okay.
Yeah, but neither did Leo. I don't know who won that award.
Oh. Yeah, the guy with Tourette's. I saw his speech.
Did he make his- Like an apology? Did he make his speech? How did he have the speech?
I just saw him say he couldn't believe he was nominated in the same category as Leo. I don't know if he apologized or maybe it was before.
No, but best actor wouldn't come before best visual.
Right. Because he absolutely should have used a platform to apologize. Yeah. No, it was, he did apologize?
He won. Yeah. Yeah. Oof. Yikes.
Yeah. Just a yikes. Big yikes.
So that's the BAFTAs.
In a nutshell.
Are you ready for our next story? Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus. Thank God. Spotted filming Hannah Montana special for the first time. So she was seen in Malibu with the Hannah wig in a convertible. And let me tell you, I was transported. Was this 2026 or 2006?
It's insane how All it takes is the wig.
No, but everything about her face is clear. It's the same plus the sunglasses.
Well, not the teeth.
Okay. In these far away pictures, her mouth is supposed to- I hope she wears the snaggletooth. Because these pictures look like they could have been taken 20 years ago.
And I saw a clip of her wearing the wig on stage in a full costume concert.
Let's get crazy.
So it looks like, get up and... It looks like the description they released for the celebration, 20 years, whatever. Everything I have seen visually negates it. I haven't seen her sitting down in an interview style.
Yeah, well, we haven't seen that because it'd be on a sound stage.
Yeah, but they would normally release pictures and stuff.
Well, maybe these are paparazzi pictures.
Yeah, but I haven't I've seen anything that looks boring. Everything I've seen looks good. It's just what I heard, the description.
Yeah, but I'm hoping onto those notes.
Let's get crazy. What's your favorite Hannah Montana song?
Oh, not Miley.
Not Miley.
Not Me, Miley Cyrus.
No, not Can't be Tamed, era.
No, but even from Hannah Maltana, Me, Miley, Cyres. Like Seven Things? Yeah. No. No.
No. No. Just Hannah. Just Hannah.
Okay. I love Nobody's Perfect. I really do.
It's a perfect song.
I love This is the Life. The Climb is a fusion.
Yeah, I would consider that a Miley song, actually.
It's a fusion of my Girls. And you'll always find your way back home.
Okay. Honor, I mentioned, you'll always find your way back home.
I think that might be my number one, but it's not the era I'm talking about.
Written by Taylor Swift.
No, it's the first two albums.
Okay, so my favorite Hannah song is probably not from that era, but it's a Hannah song. He could be the one.
Okay. No, but that's season three. That counts. Yeah.
And would you consider Butterfly Fly Away?
No, she's not wearing the wig.
Yeah, because you know that's a song that was playing when Ruby was born. So love that song. But yeah, she's not wearing the wig when she sings it. She's in the gazebo and it's raining and she's just being Miley.
Yeah. She's just being Miley.
The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself. My heart can't rest till then. That's harmony. Yeah.
That's what she does in like, Oh my God, it's a beauty. I can't wait to see you again.
That song was a cultural reset.
You know what's my favorite trend right now?
What?
People harmonizing with Wide Awake.
Thunder Rumbling.
Yeah. I didn't know that was happening. Why is that happening?
I love it. I don't know, but I'm so happy for Katie Perry. She just needed this.
I need- Very neutral, positive trend. I want her to come out with a version that I can listen to on Spotify. Take the best creator who's doing it and put out a duet so I can listen on Spotify because I'm really enjoying.
It's a nice trend.
Thunder rumbling, castles crumbling.
I am trying to hold on, I'm wide awake. God knows that I tried seeing the bright- That's a good song. Yeah. So much has happened to Katie Perry, that cloud, the fact that a lot of her music is amazing.
I'm falling from I'm cloud nine.
This is the part of me. That's one of the best songs ever made.
You think so?
That you're never going to ever take away from me. You think so? Yeah. It's like a perfect pop song. I think Charlie Pooth would agree.
Oh, we need to get Charlie Pooth on the show.
I agree. And ask him what he thinks about a hundred songs.
Let's see when Charlie Pooth is going to be in New York or Florida, and let's get him on the show. I agree. I want to have him on the show.
I want to harmonize with him.
I want to have a show where we only interview Charlie's. We do a deep dive.
Maybe that's a passion project for you with the red heads.
No.
Fine. Can you interview Charlie Hope? I love her. Who's that? You know her because you played her song the other day. She makes music for kids. That's not annoying as fuck. She has a very Mumford & Suns type of voice. Over in the Meadow where the sun and the sun. I lived a little metal turtle and a little turtle dove. Beep said the lion. Beep, beep. Yeah, she has so many bops. And then, of course, The green grass grew all around, all around, and the green grass grew all around. She's a great Charlie you could interview on your Charlie series.
And also Charlie, who's on the season of Southern Charm, I'd love to speak to.
Of course. The King. Charlie, the King.
Who's Charlie the King? Who's Charlie the King?
You'll get there.
King Charles. Yeah. That will be like, we can end the Yeah, of course. When she comes in. It will be a mini-series. Yes.
That only ends. You have to keep going until King Charlie.
Yeah, but do I have to have CharlieXDx on my podcast? No.
She doesn't have an E at the end, so she's exempt.
No, but there's all different spellings of Charlie. I have to Charlie, who was unceremoniously booted from Love Island.
Charlie. Yeah. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
I think it could be really great.
I can't wait to tune in.
We should do another podcast where we only interview people who have the same names as our children. That would be really... Because everyone's looking for an angle, right?
Ruben Studdard. Here we come. I actually would love to fucking talk to Ruben Studdard. Right? Like, he raised a generation of- Harry Jauzy. I mean, you would create the podcast just so you could interview Harry Jauzy because I know you're obsessed with him in secret.
I think we had him on the show. No, we had him on our- Spotify audio canceled show. Breaking bread.
Yeah.
I think everyone's looking for an angle. Everyone interviews celebrity He's on their podcast. How can we make it different? We found our angle.
Here's how. So I guess I'll have to name my next child Taylor.
1,000 %. And you could do it for a boy or a girl.
Love that.
Crushing it. Yeah.
What was the story?
Miley spotted.
Oh, okay. So faith, a bissel restored.
Yeah, I'm excited. We got the party with us. Oh, people were also saying Jonas Brothers. She invented them.
We got the party with us. Like,.
No, but they are a big part of the Hannah family.
The lore. Yeah.
And so I wonder if they'll have anything to do with this.
I wonder if David Archileta will join. What's their song? Come on. What's the song? It's like...
Oh, it's like...
It's like the worst song. Yeah. Hold on.
Let me look it up. Let me just go to that season three.
It's like, it's like, it's like, right, you know? Like, I want to know where, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to know where, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to find out what you know. And maybe someday down the road, I'll sit back and say to myself, Yeah, I thought so. The worst song. That's probably my least favorite Hannah Montana song.
Oh, that's funny. We could also do least favorites.
No, I just did it. So.
Make some noise is good. Oh, so many good ones. One in a Million. Life's What You Make It. Oh, I can't do this right now. Chilling. I'll do this in my car on the way. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?
What number three?
Number three. Yeah. Vanity Fair has put an article forth talking about the new talk show hosts. So Bowen, Yang, Brittany, Brosky, and eight other hosts who are shattering the talk show format. So they are putting forth their thesis that these creators are the new late night, so to speak, talk show.
It's interesting. I don't disagree in the sense that this is where people come to promote projects. Late night was a lot of things. Yes, it was that. It was also like a center of comedy. I don't think that... I don't know. It's an imperfect thesis, but it's not wrong in the sense that podcasts are the new frontier. And if a celebrity has to go promote something and they say, You can either do Jimmy Fallon or Call Her Daddy, they would do Call Her Daddy. Although the Alex Cooper erasure in this Batman Bear article is weird because you have to give her credit. She really did, maybe not invent this template, but she is the biggest.
She's the first stop. Yeah, that's what Call Her Daddy is now.
Even though I do think Jake is giving her a run for her money.
Yeah, but he's included in the article. Here's who they share. They share Quinlyn Blackwell.
Quin. Sorry, Quin. I feel like she's so many things, but an interviewer is not one of them. I know she has a series, but For the statement that they're trying to make about celebrity interview late nights, I don't know.
Do celebrities go on her platform?
I don't feel like they do.
Brittany Brosky?
Same with that. I know she has a podcast, and I feel like it's very, very funny, and it's satirical about herself, but I don't know that she interviews a lot of people. She doesn't.
Yeah. Is Chicken Chop on here?
Yeah, she wasn't there.
Julian Shapiro Barnum. What a name. What a name.
E. T. Son?
I literally- Shapiro Barnum. Recess Therapy. I'm sorry, but if you don't know who that person is, I think we have a- Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young children about everything from the love of corn.
Wait, what?
From the love of corn.
How does somebody have 8 million followers, and I don't know You should go on that podcast. Was a quarantine podcast. He was in a quarantine podcast with family. When he decided to create an online talk show, then he hit on the idea of Recess Therapy, in which he and celebrities like Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young kids about everything from love of corn to the life of Shakespeare. This year, Shapiro Barnum is embarking on an ambitious new project, Outside Tonight, a late night show shot in front of a live audience in the streets of New York City. He's excited to spend time. Well, that's cool. I haven't heard of it, but that doesn't mean anything. I just want to say.
Well, if they're talking about people who love corn, you should go on.
You I love corn.
That was a very meaty sentence, you know?
Yeah. To their love of Shakespeare. And then Brittany Brosky, Brosky Nation. She started something called Royal Court. Mid-evil sleepover vibes. I haven't seen it, just want to say.
Mid-evil Sleepover Vibes.
Yes, I know. Okay, so Quinn Blackwell has a... It's like a cooking show. I've seen the Addison Ray one. Guests like Addison Ray and Lil Nas X.
Okay. Fun.
I don't feel like that's replacing Late Night, just not to be like a bitch.
Keep going to the ones that I know.
Oh, Kareem Rahma. I know him. Subway Takes. Have you seen? He interviews people on the subway and they give their hottest takes. Yes. Yeah, he's very interesting, and Yeah, that's the stuff that people do when they're promoting stuff.
Now they go on like, you know where- He has major people. Man on the street type stuff.
He has major people. I agree. Same with Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers. They are They're like press- A stop. They are a stop. Press jump. Same with Amelia Demaldenberg, who's Chicken Shop Girl. She's like the interviewer. She gets everyone. Yes. Zeeway, absolutely. A press stop for people. Sean Evans, who created Hot Wings. Yes. The chicken Hot Wings thing. Yeah, absolutely. Jake Shane, absolutely. Okay, that was it. I feel like they got a lot of the people that I agree. I feel like some people didn't want to be a part of this, and then they threw in a couple of randos.
But Alex Huber really should be there. Yeah.
I don't feel like they left her out. I feel like she very much stands alone. I could see her not wanting to be a part of an ensemble where really not everyone is doing the same thing that she is. I could see her saying no, honestly. Who else do I feel like they're missing? Oh, well, I'm a chair expert.
Oh, yeah, but then it's just podcast. Yeah, I can understand. Then it's just like, then name every podcast.
It's not podcast. It's people who are shadowing the talk show format. Good hang. She should have been on here.
I just want to say. Yeah, but then it's just like, yeah, that is shattering the talk show format. But then it's just a list of podcasts. Which I love a list of podcasts.
So this is just hosts who are shattering the talk show format. That is Amy Schumer. I just want to say. Not Amy Schumer, excuse me. Amy Poler. The new late night is lo-fi and unpredictable. And live from your phone all the time. As broadcast television recedes, we present a cast of digital creators who boldly go where no Jimmy has gone before. That's funny. Okay, so they're saying digital creators. Fine. So I guess that's not Amy Poler.
Yeah. And things that are more than just talk Like, Chicken Shop is really the new carpool.
Yes, it's a very new format. It's very cool. Nobody's doing it. Agreed.
Cool beans.
And they have people on there like Brittany Brosky and Quinn, who I think have the format, but I don't know that they have the guests yet. So we'll see. Maybe they're giving them the Vanity Fair stamp of approval. I like that. I feel like the late show format is so old, and some of them are doing everything they can to hang on, and Jimmy Fallon is doing a great job.
I also want to say this is stating the obvious.
Well, of course, this is not an original.
The late show format has been felt old for... People have been doing this for a couple of years now. So thanks for letting us know it was happening. We did know. Unlike Cynthia Reveal, we did know it was happening.
We did know that this was happening. But good for you. For stating it. For joining us up here.
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Our next story, speaking of the youngsters.
What are they doing now?
Braxton Olivia Jade were spotted flirting with each other at Palm tree Music Festival. So there's a lot going on because Jumois received a tip that Braxton Olivia Jade were spending quite a bit of time together at the Palm tree Festival this weekend. According to the person who sent in the tip, they were flirting all night.
Yeah, and then we saw a picture.
We saw a picture of them talking. Let's say talking. I don't want to put my editorial spin on it. And we also saw a picture of Olivia Jade and Alex Earle taking a selfie at the music festival.
And then Alex Earle reshared it to her stories.
So So is that what you would do with a girl who's slurting with your ex-mans?
I just want to say there's no way in hell that Olivia Jade is even entertaining Braxton. For a million reasons, I just want to say I feel like I know Olivia Jade probably better than anyone in this world. Probably better than her own mother. I'm being dead serious. I just know her. I'm sorry. She's on a different level in terms of... She was just dating Jacob Laurier. Sorry, she's not slumming with Braxton. And I don't think it's out of a loyalty or anything to Alex or I don't think they're best friends. I'm telling you, they're not compatible. Maybe he's interested, she's not.
What about love? What is she just about?
I'm so sick of you saying that.
It seems like everybody loves Braxton.
That's actually not true. I just know. Sofia Copp is vomiting from this.
Why is it not true that everybody loves Braxton?
I think two people loved Braxton. Maybe, actually, a lot of people love Braxton, like his family and stuff.
No, but like, girls. It seems he seems like a really nice guy. He's got something. Aside from the Sofia Koppel murkyness, she doesn't have good things to say about him. Yeah. But I saw, and I don't know what happened between the two of them, but it seems like they had a good relationship and they were relationing. Alex and Braxton as well. I feel like he's a lover boy, as the kids say.
Yeah, he's like a serial dater.
He's just looking for a good woman.
Well, look elsewhere because leave Olivia Jade out of this.
Would you rather her be with Jacob Alorty or Braxton? I don't think it's so clear.
Oh, my God. They're They're on different levels. They're on different planets.
Or Austin Butler. Did she date him?
No, she just operates in the same circle.
It's next.
She just dated Jacob Alorty, who dated Kygerber, who dated Austin Butler.
Would you rather her date Austin Butler or Braxton? Braxton.
That's more interesting to me.
We are aligned.
But I don't think she's dating either of them. I don't know who she's going to date next, but one thing about Olivia Jade.
Our new man.
Oh, thank you for reminding me. I'm sure if you're watching on YouTube, you've noticed. We have a new businessman. We've got a new businessman in our businessman. We should hire an artist to paint BMOTW on this, just so people know what the frame is for. This is Axel Dumont, the CEO of Hermès. In this photo, he's standing in front of a Birkin, which feels right. He's also got a, I want to say an iPad in his hands. It's leather bound. He obviously had a custom case made at the factory because it has a little A and a G on it. Very Hermès.
Abusing the facilities.
And as you know, he's a CEO of Hermès, and he also is one of the few successful CEOs who turned down Jeffrey Epstein for a visit, thus crowning him businessman of the week. See, it's not that hard. It's It's literally not that hard. Just don't be a pedophile.
You'll be a businessman of the week. And don't hang out with them. Yeah.
Don't consort. And actively avoid them.
Yeah. And don't give us any reason to think that you might be a pedophile. That's really it.
The bar is in hell, my friends, my fellow businessmen.
Yet some people can't meet it. It's okay. You know who's my businessman of the week? And if we ever are running low.
Ourselves.
Kevin O'Leary.
Oh, actually, love that.
So just always keep him. He's waiting in the way.
We can always start a shark in there.
Oh, no, but just Kevin.
Well, yeah, I'm glad to hear you say that and not your boyfriend, Robert Herjavec, because he'll never be my businessman of the week.
I think he could be man of the week. But as far as business, I don't love him because of his business savvy.
And I know this is crazy to say because he is a shark and a billionaire many times over, but I actually don't think he's a good businessman. I think he just got lucky.
That's really funny.
And I really believe that. Well, he was like- But I don't believe that Olivia Jade is dating Braxton or even entertaining it. You're allowed to talk.
And you're allowed to flirt at a music festival. Not everything is a binding The photo of them is for Mary Lou's in Palm Beach, so it's a really small space.
They're just talking closely, which is what you do in a crowded facility. There's no... I mean, this is probably famous last words. There's no way.
Famous last words. You know they have Majang Night there. Do they? Yeah. I think you sent it to me. Oh. I think we got it up.
I'm always sending things. So don't ever reference something I sent.
I know because sometimes Zack, I'll be in the room sending shit on Instagram, and he goes- Just like, I'm firing it off. Firing off to my travel. Yeah, of course.
I have my Jewish things, my Mahjong things, my funny things, my relationship things.
And then I walk out of the room and he's on the couch and he's like, Oh, that was so interesting. You sent me, why did you send me that? I'm like, what?
You're going to have to be more specific. When I'm breastfeeding, well, I don't breastfeed anymore. When I was breastfeeding, I would fire off. I get in modes where don't ask me what I'm talking about because I don't know. Which one are you referring to?
That can't be held responsible.
Even though if you send me something that I've sent you, I, bitch, I sent that. I was aware.
I don't think I've ever sent you something that-Oh my God, it literally happened yesterday. That you sent me. No, you might have already seen it. No. You didn't send it. No, I did send it. Oh, unless you send it in a text.
No, I don't send in a text.
Sometimes I send a text if I want to send to the whole family. Like, Hey, guys, check this out.
You're going to love this.
And I'm a big sender. When you're on my distro-I I would say I'm probably number one on your distro.
You are number one on my distro. You're number one on mine, too.
Oh, thank you. You could have been consultant. You could have like... No, no.
I wouldn't lie. You are.
Once you're on my distro, you better turn notifications up. Yeah.
It's coming. It's going down. They made it too easy on reels to send things to someone. Yeah. Because on TikTok, I have to download or send a link. They make it really hard. On Instagram, you just press share. They don't even send you message sent. I just know that it made it there. Yeah, yeah.
They've got it down over Sure. And then sometimes I want to send somebody to you and Ben, but I don't want to send it to a group chat. Send separately. I send separately. It's very different.
I love that button.
It's very different.
Or you can send separately or create group.
But it's not a group vibe. Some things are group vibe, but most of the time we need to have individual discussions.
I agree.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is for you, which is for your two favorite topics?
Okay. Hairspray is coming back, and Matthew Marci is playing Corny Collins?
Similar. Okay. Bonnie Blue is pregnant.
Okay, so what are my two favorite things? Babies.
Motherhood and Bonnie Blue.
Okay. The Whore is pregnant.
Somebody might need to retake sex ed because Adult Content Creator, Bonnie Blue, says she's pregnant after having unprotected sex with about 400 men, and she seems genuinely caught off guard.
Didn't she already say...
Didn't she do this once?
Yeah, and it was like a prank.
Yeah. Well, so in this video, she takes a pregnancy test, which ends up being positive. She said, Guys, I am definitely pregnant, like fully pregnant, so I'm going to have to chat GPT what to do next because I'm actually not quite sure. I don't know. Later, she went to a technician for an ultrasound which confirmed the pregnancy. She asked, Oh, is that a baby? That's actually crazy. It's actually not that crazy.
Like, that's what happens when you have However, in 2025, she told us weekly she wish she could get pregnant.
However, she's not in a position where she can fall pregnant naturally. Well, that's a very vague statement. She could have had an IUD in. She's not in a position where she could fall pregnant naturally.
Or she's infertile.
Right. No, but it also could just be because she's on birth control.
This story just feels like a trap. I don't really know what to say. Obviously, a baby is a blessing.
I don't think it's true. And if it is true, maybe it will be just the thing to set her on the right path. You know, motherhood changes a person. Of course.
But then you're also just subjecting somebody to being the child of Bonnie Blue. Like, she's going to get bullied or hate. For sure. Bonnie would need to change her name, live anonymously, move to seriously Indonesia.
I think she went there and things got crazy.
Had sex with a thousand Indonesians?
Yeah.
That does sound like something she would do. So Bonnie. I can't stand her. I hate to even choose this as a story. I think that she's all that's wrong with the world.
Beyond that, it's like, I don't think there's anyone that's like, This is really great for women. We feel really empowered.
It's bad for everyone.
We feel empowered by this.
And the men. Let's interview a man who has had sex with her. How big of a loser are you?
Oh, yeah. You lined up with 400 other guys.
I don't know who's a bigger loser, her or them.
I think the men.
Yeah, it's really discussed. And also a little gay.
She's making money.
But don't you think it's also a little gay to have sex with somebody? Like, literally while the other guy's penis is still out?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's gross. I think she's so foul.
What man does these things? That's a whole other question.
I hate her.
Yeah. I don't think it's... I don't want to really have to consider if it is true, and I just don't think it is true. I think it's another ruse, another Bonnie ruse. That we fell for. Because I really think when she She's having sex with 400 men. She has to be taking every step. She's not doing it during the ovulation window, I would hope.
And are they...
It's unprotected. What? In this one, it was unprotected sex.
She had 400 unprotected?
That's what it said. Usually, they do use condoms.
Yes, but also my question was actually not if they were using it. Do they ejaculate? Thank you.
Yeah, I think so. Otherwise, it's like, is that- Does it count? I don't think it counts.
I think it does count, but okay.
It's not like a one pump. I guess that's how she did like a thousand in one day. It was a couple of pumps. It was like a pump or two. I guess however much they paid for it. And they paying? I don't think so.
I think she paid then. No, because then it's prostitution.
I think just the subscribers pay to watch.
Yeah, of course.
But no. Yeah, you're right.
Foule. Foule. I seriously like... I will pray for you in a meaningful way. I will pray for you.
Those are the fast five stories.
Not so fast. I can't thank for choosing that one.
Oh, I know you love to talk about her, but it just got too real.
My role model. Okay. Well, that's her show.
We did TV recap at the beginning.
Sure. Slay the house down boots.
Yeah, that's bad on that.
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