Transcript of The Good Gals of Turtlandia: Wednesday, February 11th, 2026 New

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It's Jackson Claude, and we're your hosts.

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We'll start your day off swirly, It's The Toast. They sound amazing.

Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Wednesday. It should be further in the week. I think we all agree. Yeah, it really should be. And I didn't even work on Monday.

True. It's a short week for you.

It's not giving short week at all.

No, it's not. But it is giving Olympic gold winning athlete from Turtlandia, we have Turtie Lou.

It's been amazing to represent my country, Turtlandia. We're a small but strong nation.

Yeah. And you do Excel at winter sports.

And being on a global stage has just been so amazing for really the young kids in my country. They look up to me as- And they see turd self. Yeah, in turdlandia.

Yeah. Yeah. I got something caught in my throat. So that was as far as my sentence could go without stumbling over myself.

Well, You continue to choke. Let me just say, I hear you. I'm listening. I'm learning. I'm sorry. I called it mariachi. It's salsa. I knew I was saying the wrong word, but I wanted to say a word. It's how the show continues to go on.

You took a leap of faith because I actually- So let's make fun of the girl who put herself out there creatively. I actually didn't take that leap on Monday. I wanted to say what music it was, but I wasn't certain. So I just said music. Musica. Right.

I'm really sorry. I will never do it again.

It was salsa, though. And thank you for that because, yes, now I know die with a smile does not pair nicely with salsa. Maybe try mariachi.

And honestly, the more I learned, I think it was intentional.

Explain.

So when Bad Bunny, before Lady Gaga performed, he was talking to the camera about how he's here because he never stopped believing in himself. You got to believe in yourself. And then he said, Is this what you wanted? And he gives Lady Gaga almost like a rebuttal to some of the backlash.

Oh, but I don't think he would set her up like that.

I think she was in on it. I don't know. People are interpreting the performance, how they see to interpret it. And so that was just one interpretation.

I think they intended for it to be good.

You think they tried to make Die with a Smile salsa version good?

Yes. And I think it's a great idea. And The execution just didn't execute. And that was unfortunate for the little monsters.

And just know I will never, ever in my life say the word mariachi, even if it applies. I'll never say the word again. I hear you guys. Salsa. I actually had salsa last night. I had tacos.

Oh, yeah. I had hamburgers.

Oh, I did an egg retrieval last night. I had twelve eggs in the hard boil, and I got three. So we had three hard boiled embryos after my- How come none of them made it to the stage? Well, that's what I wanted to talk about, because I know you guys talked about on Monday that we went to the Farmer's Okay. And so I've nailed down the perfect hard boiled egg recipe. Olivia taught me, you have to do... You boil the water on high. Once it comes to a boil, put it on medium, 15 minutes in, immediately five minutes in an ice bath, and then peel Immediately after five minutes. It works perfectly. So I hardboiled some of the eggs from the farmer market, but also some of my O. G. Supermarket eggs. The supermarket eggs, I had three left. Those came out perfectly. Yeah.

The farm ones were too fresh. First of all, like When you make hardboiled eggs, you shouldn't use eggs from the store that day. They are better if they are a little bit older in general. And supermarket eggs are already older. They took a while to come from wherever the heck they came from. Your farm fresh eggs are so fresh, they're actually too fresh to be hardboiled eggs.

Great. I'm feeling like I prefer old eggs. The trouble of having farm-fresh eggs for breakfast is too much. I was getting so fucking frustrated, banging the eggs against the counter.

If the intention was to hard-boil them, yes.

So you can't hard-boil farm-fresh eggs, or it's just a different recipe.

No, no, no. Wait more days until they're less fresh.

Like, the eggs don't run me. I run the eggs. When I want eggs, I want to have hard boiled eggs.

Well, then you should also have supermarket eggs on hand.

Don't worry. I bought.

Yeah. And also, I guess hard boiling farm fresh eggs is a travesty. And I know- Because you don't even eat the oak. The joke is where the freshness is.

And I know that the beauty of farm fresh eggs is that they're all different sizes, colors, and shapes. But it was giving me the ick. I'm like, Why are you blue?

It was just- Blue, blue, greater than. Blue eggs, greater than. Heritage eggs, greater than.

Vital Farms. I know they have a big scandal about greenwashing or whatever it's called. I don't give a fuck. I like Vital Arms, proteins, whatever they're called.

Happy eggs are the best eggs.

That's true because they are supermarket.

And they're happy hens. And they're literally- It's like a- Wait, I will make a batch of eggs for myself using five eggs, only one with oak, the rest egg YTS. And they are still yellow because of that one oak being so vibrant.

Yeah. And this is the stimulating conversation that you can come to find here at the toast. Like the difference between Farm Fresh... Do you see ballerina Farm scandal?

There's no scandal. I know. She shut that shit down.

So I wish she spoke a little bit sooner because I just saw so many things. I'm like, Oh, she had a raw milk, something. I don't know. It was killing people or whatever. And then she came on yesterday and made a video. I was like, No, it didn't. We haven't sold raw milk in eight months. No, no, more. August 2025. What's that? Over a year? What month is it?

It's February 2026.

Thank you. It's seven months. So I don't know where that drama came from, but I wish she spoke on it sooner.

Well, I just don't think you need to take time out of your day to talk about lies.

Well, the lies even got to me and I was like, oh.

I saw that people were trashing her. I didn't give it a second thought.

She didn't have anything to say about her face on the cover of New York magazine, though. But you know who did I hear? I did hear from yesterday. Rach. Rach Parsal.

What'd she say?

She was like, I have no idea why they chose that photo, but thank you for pointing it out. It was very hurtful.

Yeah. And it's like, were they trying to be hurtful? I felt like they were just being negligent. That's what I felt like.

I don't know. With the cover, I feel like you can't be negligent. Maybe you can be negligent on page 35.

But the cover- They just don't know the real Rach, because if they did, they wouldn't have chosen that photo. Yeah. So negligent. Because if you don't know the real reach, why are you talking about her?

She thought maybe that they chose it because that's what they perceive as the height of her career. But she's like, That wasn't even the height. That was before. Yeah. So she didn't know. She didn't have any answers, and she was just feeling grateful for us speaking out on these important issues.

I am grateful to us as well. I wouldn't even give the ballerina far. I wouldn't even give it any air.

I'm sorry for even giving it air.

It's fake news.

It was fake news.

It was fake news. Keep on farming, ballerina.

Keep on milking.

Yeah.

Last night was a big night for TV for people that aren't us because Jackie did not watch anything. She went to bed at eight o'clock a week.

You guys, I went to bed at eight o'clock. I respect mama's timeline. Which I never do. I literally got Max sleeping, gave him to to transfer him, and I just... Drifted. Slept on myself. I never, ever do that. And let me tell you, I feel the exact same shit, like how I always do. Oh, okay. So you might as well go to bed. I didn't even get to watch my programs. I didn't get to have my sweet treats. I didn't I'm going to get to have a little me time.

You are looking extra skinny today, so maybe you should keep going to bed at eight o'clock.

Actually, I did have a couple of sweet treats, so maybe I'm just so skinny.

Well, I watched Tell Me Lies, and it wasn't like an episode that we have to recap. Okay. And I I did not watch Summerhouse. I'm feeling like the first episode wasn't compelling enough. I'm not going to lie, I didn't even watch the last 10 minutes.

Last night, as I was going to sleep, I'm like, I know we have two shows on Tuesday. I know that Tell Me Lies airs. And I remember last week, I watched two things on Tuesday. What is the other show? And it couldn't for the life of me, remember. Yeah.

I'm just feeling like, I think maybe it'll get to a place where everyone's talking about it, and then I'll catch back up. But it's not feeling like it's something I must watch TV this season.

I'm going to endeavor to keep up. Last night, I took a little me time, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to watch Summer House. I'm going to give it a shot.

I heard that the Traitor's videos drop on Wednesday mornings.

You sent a Traitor's video of Colton.

Oh, he was on a podcast talking about he was on to Rob when Rob told everybody about the double Dagger, and all the comments were like, okay. And he's really over explaining himself on the podcast clip being like, it was a real tell that was gamified. He was really trying to sell. It's not up yet. So fucking annoying. Making us wait a week is actually annoying. I understand that they need to give space for people to catch up. But in this day and age, if you're not watching the show in the first 48 hours, I feel like you have to be susceptible.

You're not serious about it.

You're not serious about spoilers.

Yeah. And it's like, if you haven't watched Game of Thrones yet, let me just tell you.

Yeah.

I don't- Bran takes the phone. If you are watching right now, you probably think I'm joking.

That means nothing to you. Or you're catching up right now. Yeah.

Sorry.

Yeah. I just feel like the statue of limitations on spoilers. The internet cannot be a spoiler-free zone. Yeah. And if you're currently watching a show, it's on you to protect yourself. When I was watching something for the first time, I forget. I do not go on Twitter. I do not look at the people's Instagrams. I do not search anything until that final episode airs.

I mean, I avoided spoilers about Monica on Salt Lake City for the last three years.

Because you really care.

If I can do that as a person who works in pop culture, you can do anything you set your mind to.

You sound like Bad Bunny. You never stop believing in yourself, and that's why you are where you are.

And that's why I was able to enjoy the season spoiler-free. Correct. Much like Bad Bunny. Correct.

Now, we've got lots stories today. Anything else you wanted to chat about? What's going on with you? Let's do a new mama check-in. Oh my god, me. How was baby sleeping?

Still, we're still at waking up often to eat throughout the night, but it's brief. It's eating, then right back to sleep. That's good. Yeah. It's not like, oh, an hour of rocking. It's just right back to sleep. So that's okay. I think we're going through a spurt, I believe, a long spurt. So that's okay. The other night, though, it was the morning when you weren't here, I was telling the studio we got a really big stretch. Yeah. So everyone was really excited for me. That's huge. Yeah. The first week up was like, 4: 00 AM. All in the crib. Huge. All in the crib.

Huge. Yeah.

That's great. Oh, and new mama check in. I believe, especially I hope that my hair is falling out right now because I'm losing a lot of hair. So I hope this is it. Yeah. Not like a... Morse to come. Not something unrelated. Right. Oh, yeah. So, yeah, I believe my hair is beginning to fall out and I'm doing everything in my power to keep it at bay. I don't expect to not have any hair loss, hair shedding, but I'm just going to try and keep as strong as possible. So I'm doing all the things and I'll see you guys on the other side. Yeah. The thing is- Like, when I blew up my hair this morning- On the floor. It was all over my legs.

I know. That's the worst feeling, but you know what? You should... Let's just try and be positive, right? Yeah. No. Thank God you have a lot of hair. People who get postpartum hair loss and don't have a ton of hair to start with, I think it's a little bit more obvious. Thankfully, you have luscious locks. It doesn't look like you're losing your hair.

No. And The hair loss isn't even the worst part. It's the regroup. When it comes back in and it's just like little spikies that don't fit anywhere. So I'm not really looking forward to that journey, but that's a whole part of the process. And I feel like the first time around, it hit me like a ton of bricks. Because I also felt like, okay, you lose your hair. I'm going to lose my hair, whatever it is, what it is. I'm not going to do anything to try and prevent it. That will make it more sad if I'm working actively against it and failing. Then the second time, I was like, you know what? We could do the serums. I could take a couple of supplements, just nourish mama. I feel like it was much more manageable. I'm doing the same things this time around. I don't expect that it's not going to happen at all, but to have it be a bit measured, tampered, that would be great.

Okay, well, we're rooting for you.

Thank you so much.

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What's going on with me?

What's going on with you? Let me kick it back to you, new mama update.

Not much.

Not much. House Solids.

I actually don't want to talk about it.

I don't want to talk about it. You're not a baby lead weaner, are you?

Oh, fuck that. Okay. And I really need to stop watching TikToks and stuff because what works for someone doesn't work for me. And sorry, all these bitches are dumb. Every time I try something that I saw on the internet, I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? This is a real life human, not like some pet. Okay. So I need to stop watching TikTok. What did you see? Just people who are doing three full meals a day. And then I actually had a pediatrician appointment, like a telehealth with our pediatrician yesterday, and she was like, milk. We're still milk. I was just doing so many solids. It was like, calm down. And I'm so not doing baby lead weaning. I don't have the stomach for it, except when we do to try, you have to introduce allergens, and Jewish mama's no Bamba. And I do like the Bamba. That's the only baby lead weaning we do. But it's purees until... We don't even have teeth, okay?

Puree all day.

You ever think about me? We don't have teeth.

Yeah.

And then I do see a tiny bit of tooth coming in, and I'm so excited about it. And I was all excited until I saw TikTok last night being like, my baby's tooth I'm excited, but then I realized this is the last I'll see his gummy smile. And it's like, oh, now I'm upset. I fucking hate TikTok. That's what it is.

Well, I agree with that. Yeah. The last time on TikTok is the best. The better. I'll endorse.

1,000 %. But that's on me. I need to...

And also, you need to trick your phone into serving you other content, have other interests. I get a lot of Majong stuff now.

You know what?

I get tips and tricks. Majong, Majong, Majong.

I love playing Majong with my friends. My favorite game is Majang, the National Majang League. Oh, my Majang, Bam, Crack, Dragon, Dot.

Charleston.

Flour, Charleston. Rollor. Rollor.

We love Rollor. Rollor, Greater than Taylor. Sometimes. No, I'm kidding. I love it. It's not coming to you.

No, no, no.

She definitely loves Majang. And if she doesn't, she's about to.

She actually doesn't because I think that we would know. She shares her hobbies with us.

We know she's really into Sourdo. And she'll write a song like, I love that Bam, crack, dot.

No, I got it. Your love was crack like the tile, then you crack me wide open. Yeah, you'd love to dig me down like those green, green dragons. Yeah, she's always... She's sexy now. So crack, I'm thinking of the tile, but she's obviously thinking of- Is he like her crack? His love was the key that opened my thighs, cracked her wide open. That opened her crack. His love That's the key that opened my crack. That's the next song when Taylor gets into Majong.

That's wrong.

Yeah. I'm excited for that.

We're Majing today.

And then she's going to have like, majeon games. The way all the girls keep leaving restaurants or whatever with her sourdough. There's only going to be three people because it's a four person game. So it's like, who's in the crew? That's how we'll know who's keeping up with Taylor. Yeah.

That is so funny.

We've got great stories today. I'm ready to dive in. I don't have much to share on the personal front.

Agreed. I think we've shared a lot on the personal front. I think we've dilly dolly for 15 minutes, which is pretty much the extent of dillying and dollying.

But in fact, about us filming in Florida is we have a clock, and we don't have a clock when we film remote. And how do you feel about the clock?

I feel good. It's great to know. Wow, we spoke for 15 minutes. I would have thought it was seven. So we're actually like, overdue for the fast five right now.

And maybe if we were at home, we would have thought it was short.

And we would have continued. And we would have kept going back to the end.

What color the yoke is. That was dark.

No, I think it's good for me. We're just two girls sharing what's true. We eat breakfast, yeah. And that's how your morning went. You hardboiled some eggs and it didn't work out for you. We want to know what's going on with your itself. Yeah. Don't censor yourself. You don't know who out there needed to learn, don't boil the eggs from the farmer's market. Don't. You don't know who needed to know that.

Don't do it. Don't do it.

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So a lot has happened in the last 48 hours for one Ms. Jill Zarin.

She must be devastated.

Yeah. So during the Super Bowl, she was like, real-time posting her thoughts on the halftime show, and she posted a video saying it was the worst halftime show ever. She really didn't like it.

Why wasn't it in English? He's grabbing It was crotch, all the elements.

It was inappropriate. It was in Spanish. Lady Gaga looks like she had a facelift. Who even is that? And it was just ranting against she didn't like the halftime show. A lot of people found it to be offensive. And the day after, she wound up deleting it. Then the new E show, The Golden Life, dropped her from the show, which I think is so absurd.

I think it's so... First of all, I'm seeing this from Jill's perspective. Jill has been really wanting to be back on TV, and I don't think she would just have taken any opportunity. I do think she was actually a big part in getting the group together, not necessarily as a producer, but just a big catalyst for the show.

Making things happen. Philanomorgan is not producing television.

No, but Jill's very organized. She's friends with a lot of the girls. She's friends with Kelly. So I do feel like the show Getting Sold was a big feet for Jil. And the fact that she's not going to be on it. I imagine she's sitting in a dark room, pitch black, completely devastated, like morning. I think she's devastated.

I think she is, too. I think she has every right to be. I think this is such an overreaction. I think that people are allowed to not like the halftime show. I happen to like it, but I think it's okay if people didn't like it, too. That's like with any halftime show. You're allowed to not like it. It doesn't have to be this big crazy thing. And then people can discuss and write hate in her comments and be like, You're this and that. But the fact that they dropped her from the show- Is really crazy, especially when this show is supposed to be like- Celebrating the women for who they are. They got taken off of TV five years ago because it was like, We're done with this woman, and we're bringing in a different woman. And now it's like people still want them back. Just let them be who they are. And I feel like if this show is already trying to stifle them, center them, Oh, you can't be this way. It's not the show that I thought it was.

Well, also, the show is about women in their 50s and 60s who moved to Florida from New York. And that woman doesn't like the halftime show. I don't know what people expected. So I agree. It's shocking that so swiftly. I was following it. I didn't know that it had gotten to this big of a point, but like, Zara, it did. No, no.

It got... People were talking about it, but I think to be dropped from a show that hasn't even started yet, this would have blown over in days. It's really not a big deal that Jil Zara did not like the halftime show. That's not big news.

It's so crazy. How far it's gone. Like the Zara Fabric's website, at the top of their website, put up a banner, We are not associated with Jil Zara, and we have not been associated with Jil Zara in 17 years or whenever they sold the website. Oh, since Bobby's death, they literally wrote that on the website.

That's an insane for a company to post. I'm glad to know that because I would have went to Zara and Fabric's because I got-I happened to know. I knew that. Now, I don't want a Zara Fabrics drug. Who are you then? It's not part of Jil.

Don't you feel like the halftime show has become April Fool's? No. Follow me. In recent years, it became a thing where female celebrities would say that they were pregnant on April Fool, and very swiftly, there was backlash. It became a thing like, you just knew not to do it anymore because every year, there's someone who's going to do it, and going to get canceled for it. And it's become almost like a trope now. We wait every year to see which female celebrity. And now in recent years, it's like, if you don't like the halftime show and you post about it on social media, it's like a hole you fall in. Last year, who did it? Do you remember? Tyler Cameron? And he was like, Worst halftime show ever for Kendrick Lamar. Canceled. Racist. It's almost like a rite of passage now. It's reminding me a lot of- So if you don't like the halftime show, you can't say that? That's what it's becoming.

I don't like that.

Me neither. You're allowed to not like things.

You're allowed to not like things. It's really not that big of a deal. It's a 12-minute entertainment show. The point of it is to spark conversation. I think it's so overblown. If this is what the new show is about, I thought the show was like, Let's pick up these women. We love who they are, who they've been, and let them do their thing. They're already censoring them and trying to fit them into some- Bravo mold. I'm not watching the show. If the women If they were smart, they would rally around Jill and say, Well, none of us are doing the show. And not even because they care so much what Jill said. All of them are marking themselves safe. I loved it.

I loved it. Okay, well, we have to talk about the social media activity of all the women.

If they were smart, they would say, We're not doing this without Jill, because then the network can't do that to any of them. It's just like, drop them because they did something wrong. And Ramona is next. Trust me, they're going to do something wrong. Lou-anne in her costume? Even when they're well-intentioned, they're going to mess up because that's just who they are, and that's why we love them. And it would be smart of them to say, Well, then there's show without Gill, because that will protect them all in the long run. If they start doing this, every time you mess up, you get knocked out, there will be no show. A hundred %. If the show does move forward without Gill, I'm not watching it. I thought this was going to be like, Let's let these women let it rip. For It's better for worse, you might not like everything I say, but it will be interesting, and they'll be themselves. If it's this watered down, bravo. No, thank you.

Well, you're 100 % right about the women really not being a smart decision. I'm sure they were all like, okay, as long as it's me. And while that might serve them in the next six months, it sets a really bad tone for the show because these are all women, of course, thank you for reminding me about the costume, Lou-Anne's costume. Ramona has a sordid history. So it's just a matter of time before one of the other women is where Jil is at. And so it's really not smart, but it was very interesting. And I saw it all happening in real-time. The social media activity of all the women, I don't think any of them were going to say anything about the halftime show. I doubt any of them watched it. I don't think they go to Super Bowl parties. They're not keeping up on current events. I don't think they gave a fuck. Then they started to see the backlash to Jil.

Now it's like, Well, how do you feel about the Super Bowl?

Before anyone even asked, Sonia was out there posing pictures with her Latino friend saying, I love my Latino family. Kelly Klorin, Ben Simone posted a lot of quote cards.

Oh, about inclusion and love.

Yes. Just like, Leave me alone. You know what I mean? Like a shield. And while maybe that works for them today, it sets a really dangerous precedent. And if they all did say, just leave Jill alone, it would have protected themselves from future cancelations. So it does feel like that maybe wasn't a smart move.

No, it's not a smart move. I think this was so crazy.

I was shocked, and I just know she's crushed.

Yeah.

Because beyond her being excited to be back on TV, this back-end-wise was a lot of her doing.

I also thought we were past this. As a society. As a culture. As a culture. This is like classic cancel culture.

I mean, culted is on TV.

You can't hold an opinion that differs from the group think, or else you will lose your spot on the television show that hasn't even already aird. And you're getting it because of who you are. It's not like you're a nobody and, Oh, you fucked up before. But everyone knows who you are, what you're about, and you can't be yourself. I was so shocked by this. It's true. That we're still in this vicious cycle. It's so stupid. It serves nobody. You're allowed to not like the halftime show. A thousand %. You don't have to lose your job.

And Colton's on traitors.

Colton's on traitors.

You know what? That's where I'm actually for cancel culture. Like, yeah, the man who's talked to his ex-girlfriend and put a tracker on his car. I could sunset you. But it's really crazy.

And plenty of people say hateful, stupid things. Nothing. She didn't like the halftime. It's insane. It's really crazy.

I know that when she posted that, she had no idea. It was like this.

I think she thought it was probably a hot take, but I think that she thought, that's what they want from us. That's why we're back on TV. That's why people are so excited about the show. That's why people missed us because everybody else is so watered down and scared, and we're going to be the brazen O'gees. I think she thought she was giving people what they want, even if it's not what they thought themselves. But it's just like, it's a hot take. It's very hot.

Too hot. Did you also see the Roni, new women also marking themselves, their social media? Oh my God. Yeah. It was really being I can't believe how much hate I'm getting from liking the Bad Bunny show.

Oh, that's what the influencers are doing. They said something nice about Bad Bunny, then they find one comment of someone being like, I can't believe you liked it.

And they're like, The hate I'm getting is not okay, you guys. It's so crazy. But I'm telling you, the halftime show is now a thing.

Well, I just want you guys to know, when I see a halftime show, if I like it, I'm going to tell you, and if I don't like it, I'm going to tell you.

Yeah. And it really has no bearing on anything else other than I'm here sat looking for an entertainer.

Was I entertained? Something else that she said about the halftime show, which I felt a little bit, but I just feel like that's just everything now is the inappropriateness of the grinding and stuff. Yeah.

We didn't watch it with the kids.

It's not family friendly, but I think everything is like that now.

Yes, that's not a Bad Bunny thing. No, he didn't invent that. No. I think the bar for what's considered family friendly has sufficiently been lowered.

Let's bring it back up.

Yes, I agree.

Because that's why I I didn't watch it until Monday morning. Because it wasn't even on YouTube until Monday morning. All Sunday night, I was looking to watch it, but because we forgot to record it, as I explained in our episode. On YouTube TV. Yeah, maybe a little more family friendliness, I would appreciate. That would just be convenient for me, but I guess nobody else cares. That's also a standard in practices. We're also so far gone, Chaperone showing up with her nipple.

Yeah, it's true.

That actually Bad Bunny's performance was PG.

No, right. So that's what I'm saying.

I didn't see a nipple.

Right. And that's what I'm saying. Our consideration is considerably lower, but that doesn't mean that I would let my kid watch it. Right. So, yeah, we waited.

So, yeah, let's see what...

I mean, I don't- I don't think they're going to undo it. I think for the most part, but because the halftime show has been such a polarizing topic of conversation. For the most part, people are glad that Jil, there isn't like this... Nobody is saying that this is crazy. They're like, Yeah, serves her right.

Well, because everybody's scared. Yeah. Maybe I should be more scared.

I am scared.

I think it's so clear that this is so wrong. And I feel like we always talk about how sometimes when people are getting canceled, you do want to be like- Nobody wants to defend the person getting canceled. And then jump on the sinking ship. You just are like, Okay, it has nothing to do with me. This is not my play. This is not my problem. But I don't know. If we're going to talk about this story, as a person with a conscience, I feel that this is wrong, and she's allowed to not like a halftime show. And I think this bodes ill for this next show that I no longer am interested in watching. Not even because of... I I love Jill so much, and I don't like the other women. I just think then this is not the show I thought. Such a bad tone. This is not the show I thought it was. Such a bad tone. This is not the show I thought it was.

I thought it was our crazy gals. You guys, they're literally six-year-old women who used to live in New York, and they moved to Florida. What did you expect?

Right.

So I thought that, yes, when they picked up the show, it was like, we're leaning in 100 %. And then the first sign of struggle, you're out. It's very...

Lame.

Weak.

Lame. Are you ready for our next story? A little Olympics news. Olympian Sterle Home Lagride holds back tears as he admits to an affair in live television interview after his medal win. So a Norwegian biathlete won the Bronze medal at the Winter Olympics, but he admitted to fumbling a gold medal woman during an emotional interview after his victory.

He also fumbled a gold medal because Bronze is not gold.

Right. So during his post-game interview, he became mournful and tearfully admitted to cheating on his romantic partner. He said, There is someone I wanted to share this with who might not be watching today. He said he met the love of his life six months prior, and then three months ago made the biggest mistake of his life and was unfaithful. All of this in an interview.

She's getting choked up.

Yeah. He said that he came out about his infidelity about a week ago, so it's dicey where things stand with his lady love.

Yeah, they're very much in the figuring it out phase, and he thought this grand gesture might help. I think it would help. Well, she said, No, please excuse me from this narrative, one in which I never asked to be a part of. I don't think she's enjoying, seriously being embarrassed on a world stage.

Yeah, but I think this is him taking accountability on the world stage.

No, but now everyone knows if they end up together, that he cheated on her.

Okay, but people have been through that. Look at Jolly Roll and his wife.

Did he cheat on her? Yeah.

How do you know that? That's a part of their story. Okay. I think we were part of it like mere weeks ago.

And it clearly stuck with you. And not with you. No, not at all. The part of their story that stuck with me is What I'll say, though, of them. Yeah, I don't even want to get into it. Okay.

What I'll say about this, though, is like they were dating for three months before he cheated on her. That's really, really bad.

Isn't it? Isn't it worse to cheat on someone you've been with for three years?

I feel like by then you could be like, we were roommates. When you're in three months, it's like the honey.

In three months, it's like, well, I didn't know if we were still exclusive.

Oh, I guess. I guess.

I just feel like this relationship is a wash and we should just start over. It's only three months of your life.

I just want to say, looking on the bright side, even though I think cheating after three months, you stand no chance of being in a- No, and also keep lying for half of it because it was a six month relationship.

He cheated three months in and it just came to a head.

Yeah. No, it's bad. This feels like your toaster. This is also love bomby to then make this grand gesture. On the other hand, I do feel like he's taking accountability in the biggest way he possibly can by owning out his mistakes on the world's largest stage.

I just know that interviewer felt so weird, so awkward. I didn't know where the conversation was going. Nobody asked. Yeah. And it's not like they're this famous couple. Nobody knows her, nobody knows him. It's just really awkward. I feel awkward for everyone, but mostly the girl who was, I don't know who was, a man or a woman, interviewing the athlete.

I feel bad for the person who got cheated on. Of course. Then embarrassed. Embarrassed. Maybe had to tell her family, but not all her friends. She was just like, it didn't work out. And they were like, oh.

Slava. Yes.

Sterlome Lagrade.

Oh, he cheated on her, Sterlome. Crazy. What a weirdo. I did not. I think there are people who might have found this grand gesture or romantic ick for me. Like, yucky.

I don't know. You know what? I need to know about Sterla's past.

I just want to say it might have given me less of an ick if he won gold. For sure. And we don't talk enough about how- I don't think he could have won gold with all of this on his mind, though. I don't think we talk enough about. And this is someone coming from someone who's quite literally never won any athletic challenge in her entire life. It is really where the Olympics, you get an award for losing because in any other sport, you come in second, it's called being a loser. Whereas you're coming in third and you get a medal. It's really crazy.

Yeah. No, I mean, Third best in the world.

Yeah.

Very good.

For all we know, I could be eighth best.

I just need Sterla. I need to know more about Sterla. Does he have... What's his dating history, cheating history? Is this a pattern? Did he make... Did he seriously make a mistake? And this lady is the love of his life, and he's going to do everything to win her back.

You need all this information. I need no more. I want no part of this. I feel deeply uncomfortable. I'm sorry that that happened, and wishing you all the best.

I'm team Sterla.

I'm team USA. I'm team Utah. I'm team Ilia.

Ilia? Yeah. I'm team Utah Jake. I'm team Utah Jake. Are you ready for our next story? Some exciting biz music news for Brittany Spears.

She is selling- Okay, really quickly. Do we not have Nancy got three updates?

Oh, sorry. I meant to choose the nest, the doorbell.

And then they also took someone into custody last night. They took someone into custody, yes. And the guy this morning did an interview being like, I have no idea who these people are. They brought me in. They didn't even ask me questions, and then let me go. It's giving performance.

Well, apparently, he was in some way tied to the Bitcoin address that was in the ransom.

So he's a delivery driver. He seemed like a really nice guy. I actually felt really bad for him.

No, he didn't even know who Savannah Guthrie was. He said he had a bunch of news.

And he's like, out here giving interviews. I don't believe he's involved.

It seems like this investigation is up. They have nothing. And I feel- Or it's being purposely derailed because I did fall down a rabbit hole. Oh, please share anything remotely hopeful.

So you know, Savannah Guthrie was the person to interview Virginia. I want to say her name is Virginia Wolf, but that's the...

That's the old timey author.

Yeah, but the Epstein victim who really blew the case- Guffre.

Guffre. Guffre. Virginia.

Virginia. Okay. The Epstein victim who really blew the case wide open. Now, if you're on Epstein talk, which I unfortunately am. It was this breakthrough interview. I think Savannah maybe continued her correspondence with Virginia. Virginia has since passed, of course, very suspicious. And perhaps this has something to do with that. Now, if you're in on the Epstein files, of course, this has Epstein written all over it. If you're not in the Epstein files, you sound like a crazy conspiracy there. It's like everything is Epstein.

Everything is everything. Everything is Epstein. What they were doing was worse than you even think it was.

It could have possibly imagined. And when you hear things about what's in the Epstein files, you're like, well, you're obviously all crazy conspiracy theories.

It's not. No, it's not.

So this could be Epstein coded. And I just want to say, if I go missing, anything happens to me, I have no plans to take my own life. I'm happy, I'm healthy, and not suffering from any mental illnesses.

So they just think her association to Virginia makes her a target for these people.

Maybe she knows something. Maybe she was actively working on a report. She is an investigative journalist. Yeah. So that's what the Epstein talk people think.

It's like back to Epstein.

Well, because this is giving just gross incompetence. You're arresting some randos. Yeah, but also- You have nothing. The thing you release to the public is a man in a ski mask?

Yeah. And so they did release surveillance footage, which I was saying, since they had it, I was like, oh, maybe they know something and they don't want to share how much they know. But now they're like, pleading to the public if you know anything about this individual.

This masked individual. We literally have eyebrows to go off of.

Yeah.

And the delivery driver had totally different eyebrows.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's giving me to have nothing.

It's not a lot.

And Savannah's Instagram just like, I thought there was like, so the FBI is involved, like the local police. So you would think that there's a lot going on. Now I'm of the mind that they know nothing.

I thought there was a moment where it was like on the press. Being kept close to the best. The video that she made, we would like to celebrate her.

It felt like they knew something. They knew something.

Nothing. I don't know.

And Joey Kamasas said it best, Where the hell is Nancy?

Yeah.

Where the hell is Nancy? It's not funny anymore.

It was never funny. It was never funny. But like, vanished without a Race.

So freaky.

Yeah. And every major law enforcement is on this, the whole country.

I was watching the Olympics, and they stopped the Olympics broadcast with an NBC breaking news alert.

And what was the alert?

And I was like, Oh, my God. They found Nancy. Because it said Nancy got three, so I knew they were about to say the thing. Man has been taken into custody. And we have the ring footage. That was it.

And it was nothing.

Nothing.

That's not good. Brittany Spears. Yeah, sorry.

Back.

Back, yeah. No, I'm glad that you brought it up, though, because I meant to discuss it, because yesterday was the most news we've had in a few days. Brittany Spears has sold her music rights to Primary Wave. Brittany Spears has sold off some of her rights tied to her catalog of music to Company Primary Wave, sources confirmed to the Hollywood reporter. With the deal, she sells off a stake in one of the most iconic catalogs in modern pop music. Currently unknown is how much they spent on the rights, though TMZ, which first reported news of the sale, suggested it was comparable to Justin Bieber's $200 million sale in 2023.

I'm really relieved because I know people worry about Brittany in a lot of different aspects. I worry about her financially. This is a person who was really run dry by the people in her life, like lawyers, her father, her family, everyone. The conservatorship was just a scam for people to take her money. And it's my belief that while she was free from her conservatorship, she had very little money. And I think her book deal was a huge thing, helped her live for a little bit. But I think she lives a big lifestyle. So I worry about her financially, amongst other things. So I do think 200 million is desperately needed, and I'm glad for that. Although I hope this isn't a decision that she would come to regret because I don't believe she's in a very sound state of mind.

I don't think she would come to read it as long as they paid top And if she got around 200 million, I just hope that she has some advisor, business manager, so she's not just spending it on crystals or whatever Hollywood people burn their money on, and that it will be spent wisely.

On rent.

And I think this is also great for the culture because I don't think she'll be doing much in the way of-New music. Putting out anything, using her old music. But now we could get a Britney Spears movie. It could be in commercials. It will just be back in the zeitgeist. So I think it's a win for everyone. And hopefully, they use her music well, and she uses the money well. She needs money, we need music. That for me.

This might be a crazy question. Do you think her music is worth more, less than Justin Bieber's? I think more.

Yeah, actually. Yeah. But she didn't sell her whole steak.

So what? She sold a portion of it or just some of the music?

Yeah, a couple of songs or 50% of each song. Right. I feel like it's 50% of each song.

Great. So that hopefully they can put it in commercials and movies and she can continue to have passive income. I think she doesn't have a lot of revenue streams. No. So if there's someone out here owning half of her music and putting it on random commercials in China and she gets a mailbox money, I think that's great.

Yeah. In addition to 200 mil.

Oh, in addition to a lump sum. Always take the lump sum.

But there needs to be an advisor. Yeah.

There needs to be systems in place so that she doesn't end up where she was last time. Because when you are in a vulnerable normal mental state, people in Hollywood, they circle like vultures. Yeah.

Plus she likes to go on vacation.

She lives well, that Brittany Spears, that Brittany S. Pierce.

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That's nanit. Com. Code thetoast. Are you ready for our next story? Ancil Elgord is a new papa.

I forgot about Ancil Elgord.

Right. But he's been- As we should, you know. Becoming a father. So Ancil Elgord- With who? With the ballerina?

No, no. The ballerina came across my TikTok quite recently. She tours all over the world with this fancy Russian troupe. She was Russian, and she's a serious ballerina, the type of ballerina they made center stage about. Violetta, right?

What did I call No, I was just trying to recall her name. Violeta.

Yeah, she's gorgeous, gorgeous girl. I don't believe that they're still together. Can we just double check that?

She left with a whisper.

Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you if your long term boyfriend was accused of what?

He was accused? No, for Sure. But it was with a whisper, not with a bang.

Well, let's see. Who's the mother of this child?

Oh, I guess we don't know, but he took to- It's not Violeta.

It's not just close to the other- It's not just close. But I'm fairly certain that they're not together.

Okay. So he posted a beautiful shot of him with a baby saying, Fatherhood is exhilarating, exhausting. It's everything and more.

Can I see?

The present feels more present and the future feels brighter. He wakes up all night, and yet I've never felt stronger during the day. He goes from crying- Such a dad thing to say.

Totally. I'm up all night, but I'm so tough during the day. I mean, when I sleep through the night.

He goes from crying to laughing, expressing everything he feels, and it's freed me to do the same. I wanted to keep it sacred just for us, but now I want to share this story with you as it's the brightest, happiest thing I've ever I hope it brings you happiness, too. So much love, Anselm.

Well, that's great. Just don't rape, you know? Oh, that's great.

That's great.

Don't rape. That's my advice. And that's all good and well. Congrats. And I like what we've done as a society. I feel the #MeToo movement was a grossly performative movement where no real change in Hollywood was enacted. It was just a way for society to their celebrities to feel good about themselves. There are still so many predators in place, and it's really not a safe place for young women. But the #MeToo movement ate down with Anselm Elgort, although I don't feel like that was the institutional Hollywood. It was the internet.

It was the audience because he was still in West Side Story, right? But then no one went to see it. And then it was like, Oh, maybe we can't keep putting Anselm in our movies because no one will see them.

Yeah. Rapists don't make good actors, actually.

The audience has spoken. Yeah.

Loved that. The community ate down with that. I literally forgot about him.

No, same. But people were so shocked that he reappeared yesterday as a father. Mazel tov.

Simontow.

Mazel tov.

Moving on.

Moving on to our fifth and final story. Oh, it actually shouldn't have been fifth and final. Obviously, didn't org the stories this morning. Tom braided grabbed a fistful of licks. So did she. At Super Bowl licks.

I just want to say it wasn't a fistful. There are ways to grab asses.

Tom braided graze the licks.

I want to say the word is a caress.

Tom braided caressed the licks at Super Bowl licks.

Love that.

It was a bit of a caress. It was honestly so middle school. When it's like- Really?

Middle schoolers are not that smooth.

I thought it was very smooth. I was about to put my hand on your waist. He went like this. I touched your moody. Yeah. He did the yawn.

Yeah. No. And shout out to the person who was standing within 6 inches of them and didn't give a fuck. Right. Like, literally, phoned up, not even trying to be sly. So these two are obviously like, this isn't the second time they've seen each other. They've definitely hung out between- In between New Year's and Super Bowl. Yeah. I was so... It's so shocking. It's so great for Alex Zerl. I couldn't think higher of her if I wanted to. Every time I set a goal for her, she just out goals me. The way this makes me think so gross of Tom braided, he has kids close in age to Alex or all. It's just so funny how the mind works.

You know?

Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you had told me about the toosh grab.

And then you saw it, and what feelings came to mind?

It was definitely intimate, and it's definitely real. Yes. You know?

This was also at an unofficial Super Bowl party. It was a private event. It wasn't a branded event. So they were just really behind closed doors, feeling safe. They didn't know there was a paparazzi right behind them.

I just can't believe he's going forward with this despite the reaction.

Which was overwhelmingly negative for him.

Which was why I said to Olivia, maybe he really likes her so much that he doesn't care what people think because it's not going to stop him from following his heart.

I feel like that could definitely be the case because what's not to like? She's amazing. I love her. I have a crush on her. She's so everything. And as Olivia said, they're both goats their field.

Right. They have a lot in common.

With just being the greatest.

The greatest athletes of Turdlandia.

Yeah. Gold-winning Olympic athletes representing the land of Turdlandia. I had no idea. I honestly just couldn't believe what I was seeing when I saw the two of you. She's so little. He's so big. It's really a dream. It's what a smut novel is made of.

Yeah. It's been a while since we've had such a shocking couple.

Yeah. Who comes to mind?

Like Taylor and Travis. Oh, yeah. When you see it, it's like, no. Like, Pete and Kim. Yeah.

You hear about it, but then you see it.

And I'm like, that can't be. But it is. And I'm still in that phase of that can't be.

Yeah. No, I've settled a little bit. I understand what Alex is doing better than Alex does. This is obviously not the great love of her life. They will not be having children together. He's merely a stepping stone for her.

Well, now that you've said that, they will.

Yeah. Because I'm low key a terrible predictor.

Same.

Yeah. But that's just because I'm just a girl. People who are obsessed with like, I predicted that. Like, okay, good for you. The internet is obsessed with predictability culture. I predicted that this was going to happen. It's like, well, yeah, obviously. It's also so obvious what they Yeah, but they'll be like, I called it that so and so was pregnant.

They've been married for a number of years. This is what married people to. And have expressed a desire to have children. Right. Okay. Yeah. And what did you get for that?

I'm just obsessed. Okay, look, I feel like I'm the antidote to predictable culture. I got it wrong.

Your prediction. Yeah. Yeah.

Although I did predict.

What did I predict? You're predicting, Kelsey Balerini is going to have a baby this year.

Oh. It's not going well. Did I say that? You did. We didn't talk about how they broke up. They broke up and clearly- Because they broke up, it was News Monday, but Olivia was here and I wasn't going to do that to her. And also, they broke up in a matter of 12 hours. Sunday, she was at the Grammys on the red carpet, talking about her renaissance with Chase and being like, I just believe in love and whatever. I know this is messy. We're keeping it off the internet. I'm sorry. I was like, okay. That night, she's with Madelyne Klein. They're posting pictures. Her and Madelyne Klein both unfollow him that night. And then that Monday morning, it's reported. It literally happened.

What do you think happened? I have no fucking idea. Maybe her and Madelyne compared notes of an overlap. Maybe Madelyne had some information that Kelsey didn't know about.

Or maybe he reached out to Madelyne in a sexy type of way. And of course, Madelyne being the girl's girl that she is.

No, or Madelyne saw him with another girl on set and was like, Oh, I thought you guys were broken up, but it was this day. And she was like, Wait, no, we were together that day. He was telling me this, that, and this. I like that. Yeah, 100 % it's that.

So I take back my prediction that Kelsey Valer is going to have a baby this year. My bad. No, but I did correctly. Remember we just made that video of things I predicted?

Oh, Tom and Alex Earle.

So I am right when it counts, okay?

Yeah, the big one. Yeah.

But also it's only February. Kelsey Valarie still could have a... Or not have a baby, sorry, pregnant.

Okay.

I'm taking that one back.

Yeah.

That was contingent on her and Chase working it out.

And I don't want to especulate for her.

It's an annoying thing to say, I'm sorry, I take it back. Yeah.

That's weird that we said that in 2026. I would think we're so evolved.

I'm not. Hey, I'm not. I am not evolved past certain things.

No, but you are.

I wish... Yeah, I'm toxic. I want Taylor and Travis to have a baby. Taylor, I think that that's something she wants for her life. I'm not putting pressure on her. I just think it's something she wants. Yeah.

But I think we put a little pressure on Kelsey.

And I don't even know why I said that. Sometimes I just say stuff, you guys, like mariachi. And I said I would never say that word again. So starting now.

You can say mariachi all you want. Just don't say that Lady Gaga did mariachi. Yeah. But you could do Mariachi.

And I just want to say, I know that mariachi is exclusively Mexican. And it was a Latin performance, and people think, oh, you only think Mexican people are Latin. No, I'm not fucking stupid. I just said the wrong word. It happens all the time.

It's not that deep. It's not that deep.

I've been saying the word precarious. It's a lot.

You've been saying precocious when you mean precarious. Yes, thank you. See, again, you did it again.

But it is quite precarious, you know?

Precarious.

But it's also precarious.

Well, it depends what we're talking about.

And I feel as though when we're speaking of it, it's in an extremely precocious nature.

Well, that means we're being very erudite in the manner in which we're speaking.

We're being erudite. I couldn't have said it better myself. What is What does erudite mean?

Precocious.

And let me say, this is how we spell erudite. This is how I think you spell erudite.

Having or showing great knowledge or learning.

Tell me what it starts with, E or A. E. Okay. E-u?

No. Oh, fuck.

E-r? Mm-hmm. I?

No.

Y? No. E? No. E? No. Eriudite. O?

No.

R?

Eruodite. Eruedite.

You? Yeah. Eruedite? Yeah. Oh, erudite.

And precocious.

Oh, I know how to spell precocious. P-r-e?

No, I was going to give you the meaning.

Precautius. C-a-u-t-i-o-u-s. Was that right?

Sorry, I wasn't listening. P-r-e.

C-a-u-t-i-o-u-s. No. Precautious? No.

No? That's precautious. Say it a different word? If it's a word, P-R-E-C-O-C-I-O-U-S. Precautious. Wait. It's having to do with a child. It's having to do with a child. C-o-c-i-o-u-s.

That's wrong.

It's having to do with a child being indicative of early development, certain abilities earlier Eight to the age than usual.

I really actually feel like I don't need to know what precocious means because to me it means precocious.

Yeah.

I love it. Did you ever have a spelling bee?

I don't think so. Just in my dreams. Yeah, I had a spelling bee once, and The way I remember what word I got out on- Warrante? No.

I hate the word so much because of it. Don't ever use it. Benevolent.

You don't feel benevolence towards the word?

B-e-n-e-v-o-l-e. E-n-t. Benevolent. I think I did like, Volunt, V-A. It was so fucking.

It's fine. That wasn't your destiny, was to be a spelling bee champion.

Certainly not. But I did watch a lot of Akira and the Bee growing up, so I understood the importance of knowing how to spell.

Yeah. I'm not an amazing speller.

You don't need to be.

Not in this day and age with technology and all the rest. Right.

Like the same way that you don't need to be amazing at math because everyone has a calculator. Yeah. You don't need to be a good speller. There's auto check.

What's it called? Yeah. You just have to be still a good talker. You just have to be a good person. A good thinker.

Not even. You just have to be a good person.

That's so hard for these bitches.

I'm not telling me.

They're not us.

No, we're the good gals.

I love that.

Thanks so much, you guys. What a great show. I've had an amazing time being here with you all today. Thank you so much for listening to this. I'm going to show you to the best of my story. You give so much easy. I guess we found this on Spotify, on this show. I guess we found this on Spotify, on this show.

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