Releasing With Joy: Friday, October 9th, 2026
1. Taylor Swift to Perform at Academy Museum Gala (Variety) (21:16) 2. Meghan Markle enjoys girls’ night out with Malala Yousafzai in first London outing since UK return (Page Six) (33:45) 3. Joe Rogan Renews Nine-Figure Spotify Deal (Variety) (37:26) 4. Crazy Rich Asians returning for HBO sequel series with original stars (Entertainment Weekly) (46:34) 5. Karen Read Series Starring and Executive Produced by Elizabeth Banks Ordered at Amazon (The Hollywood Reporter) (50:59) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (53:50) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Can I Get A Hug?: Thursday, October 8th, 2026
1. Joe Manganiello Reveals 7-Year Battle with Mysterious Autoimmune Disease That He Says Nearly Killed Him (PEOPLE) (16:23) 2. Dave Portnoy posts ‘Tea By The Sea’ video about "beef" with Summer House's Bailey Taylor (Instagram) (26:24) 3. Bobby Bones details how DWTS allegedly decides performance order: ‘Network would kill me for sharing’ (Entertainment Weekly) (39:42) 4. Alix Earle likes Braxton Berrios' recent Instagram post, though fans previously believed she didn't follow him anymore (Instagram) (55:25) 5. Disney+ will stream the Super Bowl for the first time in 2027 (ABC 10) (59:52) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jackson Mahomes and The Bananathon: Wednesday, October 7th, 2026
1. Dancing with the Stars Recap: Carrie Ann Inaba Gets Booed, 1 Couple Goes Home and Another Cries During Mariah Carey Night (PEOPLE) (28:43) 2. ‘Virtual Reali-Tea’ Awards 2026: Full list of winners and nominees (Page Six) (53:17) 3. Emmy Awards exit broadcast television for Amazon’s Prime Video (NBC News) (1:02:08) 4. Jessica Biel to Play Hugh Hefner’s Wife in ‘Playmates’ Movie for Searchlight (Variety) (1:05:21) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We Dreamed A Dream: Tuesday, October 6th, 2026
1. Kylie Jenner Bachelorette Weekend Thriller Getting Hulu Series Order From Kim Kardashian, Lauren Oliver & Kapital Entertainment (Deadline) (23:30) 2. Influencer Mikayla Nogueira Reveals Reason She Divorced Husband Cody Hawken in Shocking New Interview (PEOPLE) (32:17) 3. Best Podcasts Eligible for the 84th Golden Globes® Revealed (Golden Globes) (45:03) 4. Summer House Star Bailey Taylor Blasts Barstool Sports and Dave Portnoy for Allegedly Copying Her “It Girl” Brand (Taste of Reality) (1:01:10) 5. Southern Charm Season 12 Trailer: A Secret Love Child Rumor Shocks the Cast (PEOPLE) (1:08:25) - Dear Toaters Advice Segment (1:10:43) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Justice for GG Crackers: Monday, October 5th, 2026
1. Taylor Swift Crashes Dakota Johnson’s ‘SNL’ Monologue as Her Breakup Therapist, Shows Travis Kelce Love with Cleveland Shoutout (Variety) (20:03) 2. Kim Kardashian: ‘I was single for five years. I needed to heal’ (The Times) (30:12) 3. Rihanna claps back at EJ Johnson’s Paris Fashion Week shade with epic 1-word response (Page Six) (34:53) 4. New Name of Paramount-Warner Bros. Unveiled: Skydance (Variety) (50:41) 5. How Tanya Zuckerbrot lost her $40M diet empire to one troll, and the six year fight for justice (NY Post) (55:12) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Felonious Gypsy: Friday, October 2nd, 2026
1. Ken Urker, Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s Partner and Father of Her Daughter, Dies on His 34th Birthday (PEOPLE) (19:24) 2. Alix Earle spotted dating Madison Beer’s ex on Justin Herbert’s home turf (NY Post) (28:18) 3. Ashley Tisdale’s husband Christopher French breaks silence on ‘toxic mom group’ drama (Page Six) (31:54) 4. Guillermo Rodriguez’s Salsa Brand Launches Nationwide After Selling Over 1 Million Tubs (PEOPLE) (36:46) 5. Kelly Clarkson Loves AI, But Says AI Artists Shouldn’t Be “Competing With Humans” on Music Charts (The Hollywood Reporter) (46:45) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (56:46) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Pete Davidson Audit: Thursday, October 1st, 2026
1. Israel-bound plane pilot stabbed by co-pilot, causing jet to plunge 18K feet: They ‘tried to do 9/11’ (NY Post) (15:09) 2. Pete Davidson mocks social media influencers who “do nothing” and make “$40 million a year” (Variety) (21:43) 3. ‘Dancing With the Stars’ pro confirms romance with co-star in PDA-packed debut (Page Six) (30:55) 4. Ariana Madix To Star In ‘Future Housewives’ Drama In The Works At Peacock From Brannon Braga & Seth MacFarlane (Deadline) (43:49) 5. Sia Sells Half of Her Music Catalog for Nearly $200 Million – But She May Have to Pay Her Ex-Husband (Just Jared) (49:10) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dancing 4 The People: Wednesday, September 30th, 2026
1. Travis and Jason Kelce Give Their Candid Reaction to Taylor Swift’s New Song ‘Cleveland!’ (PEOPLE) (18:51) 2. ‘Verity’ New York premiere red carpet: Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson, more (Page Six) (27:02) 3. Dove Cameron and Måneskin Frontman Damiano David Celebrate 2nd Wedding in Tuscany After Intimate Civil Ceremony (PEOPLE) (30:34) 4. RHOBH’s Mauricio Umansky Reveals He’s Considering Running for L.A. Mayor as an Independent (Reality Blurb) (37:32) 5. Dancing with the Stars Recap: 1 ‘90s Star Goes Home on Yacht Rock Night as a Leading Couple Draws Blood on the Dance Floor (PEOPLE) (46:44) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Caroline Rhea-adjacent: Tuesday, September 29th, 2026
1. Teresa Giudice claims daughter Milania had fentanyl in her system in airport clash bodycam, breaks silence on Milania’s airport breakdown (Page Six) (22:03) 2. ‘The One About Matthew Perry’ Trailer: Late ‘Friends’ Star’s Career, $7 Million Sobriety Journey and More Explored in Netflix Doc (Variety) (33:53) 3. Jessi Draper Allegedly Purchases A Home With Marciano Brunette (Instagram) (37:41) 4. Watch Michael Bublé and Drew Scott’s Junior Hockey Team Fight For Its First Championship in 19 Years in Raw Look at ‘Hometown Giants’ Series (PEOPLE) (43:51) 5. Sabrina the Teenage Witch Cast Announce 30th Anniversary Reunion Tour (PEOPLE) (57:28) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:02:45) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Taylor Swift Music Awards: Monday, September 28th, 2026
1. Taylor Swift and MTV VMAs 2026 Recap (31:30) 2. Margaret Qualley and Sabrina Carpenter Join Tom Holland in Fred Astaire Biopic as Adele Astaire, Ginger Rogers (Variety) (47:47) 3. Jay-Z Rape Accuser Recants Allegations and Claims She ‘Never Met’ the Rapper (PEOPLE) (50:54) 4. Justin Verlander Greeted by His Daughter, 7, for Emotional Hug as He Leaves the Pitching Mound for the Final Time (PEOPLE) (1:02:16) 5. The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century (NY Times) (1:07:01) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Sleep or Die: This product is not suitable for women who are pregnant and breastfeeding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Encore with Margo Oshry: Friday, September 25th, 2026
1. Taylor Swift Sings About Escaping a Toxic Relationship as She Drops New Single ‘Patient Zero’ (PEOPLE) (24:29) 2. Milania Giudice had ‘suicidal thoughts, mental breakdown’ during airport clash with Teresa, Gia (Page Six) (37:49) 3. Dove Cameron and Måneskin Frontman Damiano David Marry in Italy Wedding Ceremony (PEOPLE) (42:04) 4. ‘Off Campus’ Star Belmont Cameli Joins Sydney Sweeney In Sony’s ‘Hollow’ (Deadline) (46:32) 5. First-ever Hanukkah Barbie sparks both outrage and excitement with ‘beautiful’ big nose: ‘She deserved better (NY Post) (1:00:47) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:05:31) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Margo Oshry (@margoshry) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Podcast is Pregnant: Thursday, September 24th, 2026
1. Country Stars Ella Langley and Tucker Wetmore Are Dating (PEOPLE) (29:07) 2. Taylor Swift Drops New 13-Second ‘Patient Zero’ Music Video Tease Featuring Dakota Johnson and Colin Farrell (PEOPLE) (35:12) 3. Ryan Murphy Says He ‘Just Finished the Script’ for a ‘Glee’ Reboot and Has Spoken to the Original Cast: ‘They All Were Very Enthusiastic’ (Variety) (39:34) 4. Taylor Lautner and Wife Tay Welcome First Baby and Her Name Pays Homage to Her Parents (PEOPLE) (45:23) 5. Can These Celebrities Keep a Million Dollar Secret? West Wilson, Christine Quinn, David Arquette, and more are joining the competition for a new season. (Netflix) (55:24) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:02:56) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Package With The Stars: Wednesday, September 23rd, 2026
1. Taylor Swift Announces ‘The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore’ Album With Four New Songs (Variety) (21:04) 2. Ella Langley’s ‘Choosin’ Texas’ Breaks All-Time Hot 100 Record With 23rd Week at No. 1 (Billboard) (34:01) 3. Meghan Markle spotted in UK for first time since move as she mingles with fellow A-list transplant (Page Six) (40:41) 4. Law Roach Says Kim Kardashian Is His Latest Client (PEOPLE) (43:58) 5. ‘Dancing With the Stars’ eliminates another couple during ‘Viral Hits Night’ (Page Six) (52:35) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
None Ya Bidness: Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026
1. Presley Gerber, Only Son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, Dies at 27 (PEOPLE) (28:30) 2. The Traitors Season 6 Cast Revealed: Whitney Leavitt, Joey Graziadei, Craig Conover and More to Compete (PEOPLE) (32:27) 3. Channing Tatum insists he is not behind burner Instagram account trashing Zoë Kravitz and Harry Styles (Page Six) (49:13) 4. Travis Kelce Praises Taylor Swift’s ‘Hot’ Look from Her Law & Order: SVU Cameo (PEOPLE) (1:02:27) 5. Taylor Frankie Paul Steps Away From ‘The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ After Allegedly Failing Court-Ordered Drug Test, Citing ‘Disgusting’ Bullying From Castmates (Variety) (1:07:49) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
La Vie En Rose Bean: Friday, September 18th, 2026
1. Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky Welcomed a Baby Girl, and Her Name Has a Special Musical Connection (PEOPLE) (25:06) 2. Millie Bobby Brown Welcomes Baby No. 2 with Husband Jake Bongiovi (PEOPLE) (27:26) 3. Mikayla Matthews Announces She’s Donating a Portion of Her The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Salary After Sudden Departure (PEOPLE) (28:42), The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Star Layla Taylor Reveals Title, Release Date for Upcoming Memoir (PEOPLE) (35:46) 4. Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo’s ‘Giggly Squad’ Moves to SiriusXM in Multiyear Deal (The Hollywood Reporter) (39:24) 5. ‘The Kardashians’ Sets Season 8 Release Date, Unveils Trailer Which Reveals Kim In A Hospital Bed & More (Deadline) (51:13) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (56:47) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dancing With The Semi-Stars: Thursday, September 17th, 2026
1. Olivia Jade pokes fun at college admissions scandal with cheeky new Reformation campaign (Page Six) (27:35) 2. Travis Kelce Named as Victim in Multi-Million-Dollar Fraud Scheme by Prosecutors (PEOPLE) (36:39) 3. SLOMW Star Taylor Frankie Paul Allegedly Failed Multiple Drug Tests, Custody Time With Kids is Reduced (Reality Blurb) (44:24) 4. Sofia Franklyn Spills the Tea on Alex Cooper on Hulu’s ‘Get Real’ (Instagram) (57:17) 5. ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Recap: Season 35 Kick Off Continues With Ladies Night & Another Elimination (Deadline) (1:04:08) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dakota's Ricotta: Wednesday, September 16th, 2026
1. Ed Sheeran addresses Macklemore’s firing from tour over ‘Free Palestine’ speech backlash: ‘I am not complicit’ (Page Six) (24:09) 2. Melissa McCarthy and Clive Owen are spitting image of JonBenét Ramsey’s parents in first photo from new Netflix drama (Page Six) (38:42) 3. Why Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly escaped to Taylor Swift’s NYC apartment on date night: ‘They hit it off’ (Page Six) (45:37) 4. Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski Split After 9 Years of Marriage (PEOPLE) (1:00:55) 5. ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Season 35 Premiere Recap: The Men Take The Lead In First Of Two-Night Kick Off & Someone Goes Home Already (Deadline) (1:05:43) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mariska Incorporated: Tuesday, September 15th, 2026
1. Taylor Swift Chats with Tom Cruise as They Cheer on Travis Kelce at First Chiefs Game of the Season (PEOPLE) (23:48) 2. Breaking down every Easter egg in Taylor Swift’s surprise Emmys 2026 cameo as album rumors swirl (Page Six) (32:19) 3. Mikayla Matthews Announces Shocking Exit from Mormon Wives After Hearing Recent News That Went ‘Against My Morals’ (PEOPLE) (40:17) 4. Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran Tour After ‘Free Palestine’ Speech (Variety) (51:44) 5. Stagecoach 2027 Lineup: Garth Brooks, Riley Green, Zach Top to Headline (Variety) (1:00:56) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:13:01) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sinister Guys with Mormon Wives: Monday, September 14th, 2026
1. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 5 Recap (30:06) 2. Videos of KJ Biermann, 15, having sex with underage family member found on phone, prosecutor claims (Page Six) (58:38) 3. Lady Gaga welcomes first baby with fiancé Michael Polansky (Page Six) (1:04:51) 4. Meghan Markle Shares First Video Since Returning to the U.K. with Prince Harry, and Archie Has an Accent! (PEOPLE) (1:11:33) 5. ‘The Family Stone’ Sequel Set At Searchlight With Claire Danes, Rachel McAdams, Sarah Jessica Parker & Many More Returning (Deadline) (1:18:04) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Time is On Our Side: Friday, September 11th, 2026
1. Aaron Rodgers claims ex-fiancée Shailene Woodley asked to sleep with someone else post-proposal (Page Six) (28:29) 2. Taylor Swift Confirms She’ll Be Attending the CMA Awards 2026 After 10-Year Absence: ‘I HAVEN’T YEE’D MY LAST HAW’ (PEOPLE) (41:17) 3. Paige and Tommy Paul Open Up Their Connecticut Estate, Complete With a Chicken Coop and a Tennis Court (Naturally!) (Architectural Digest) (45:58) 4. Brooks Nader Defends Going Topless in Front of Her Dad in Viral Photos, Says ‘He Didn’t Even Notice’ (PEOPLE) (55:41) 5. Sophie Cunningham Seemingly Drops Podcast Cohost West Wilson After Trans Athlete Debate (1:01:21) (US Weekly) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:07:18) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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