Bye Bye Bachelorette: Friday, March 20th, 2026
1. ABC cancels Taylor Frankie Paul’s season of ‘The Bachelorette’ in wake of horrifying abuse video (Page Six) (13:48) 2. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Star Jessi Ngatikaura's Husband Jordan Files for Divorce (PEOPLE) (32:03) 3. Usher and Justin Bieber Have Heated Exchange At Beyoncé's Oscars After-Party (TMZ) (42:50) 4. Demi Lovato sets record straight on viral ‘Heart Attack’ performance at American Heart Association event (Page Six) (47:37) 5. ‘SNL’ Launches Short-Form Series ‘The Rundown’; Colin Jost Picks a Favorite Cold Open in First Episode (Variety) (51:25) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (52:05) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Love Your Calls, Claudia: Thursday, March 19th, 2026
1. Dakota Mortensen Breaks Silence on Domestic Assault Investigation with Ex Taylor Frankie Paul (PEOPLE) (14:09) 2. Miley Cyrus Says Selena Gomez Will Appear in Hannah Montana Anniversary Special Thanks to Alex Cooper (PEOPLE) (38:50) 3. Bravo Hits Pause on ‘The Real Housewives of Miami’ Amid Low Ratings (Variety) (39:49) 4. Brooks Nader, Livvy Dunne and more stars make their red swimsuit debuts on set of the ‘Baywatch’ reboot (Page Six) (45:15) 5. ‘The Masked Singer’ Reveals Identities of 14 Karat Carrot and Stingray: Here Are the Celebrities Under the Costumes (Variety) (47:08) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Auntie Body For Auntie Anne's: Wednesday, March 18th, 2026
1. Taylor Frankie Paul Breaks Silence After Domestic Violence Investigation News: 'It's a Heavy Time' (PEOPLE) (26:23) 2. Miley Cyrus Sings ‘Best of Both Worlds’ and ‘The Climb’ as Hannah Montana and Has Emotional Reunion With Parents in 20th Anniversary Special Trailer (Variety) (45:22) 3. Alix Earle poses in pearl-covered bikini for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (Page Six) (48:49) 4. ‘White Lotus’ Season 4 Casts Max Greenfield, Kumail Nanjiani, Chloe Bennet, Charlie Hall, Jarrad Paul (Variety) (54:16) 5. Zendaya Addresses Tom Holland Marriage Rumors, Shares Spoof Wedding Video to ‘Clear the Confusion’ (PEOPLE) (59:44) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:02:32) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Baby Mama Trauma: Tuesday, March 17th, 2026
1. 'Mormon Wives' Production Paused Over Domestic Incident, Psych Eval Ordered For Taylor and Dakota (TMZ) (20:35), Whitney Leavitt hints at ‘Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ exit (Page Six) (33:28) 2. Huda Mustafa Threatened BF Louis Russell's Kid, His Baby Mama Claims (TMZ) (40:14) 3. Donna Kelce Window Installers on Scene to Replace Windows (TMZ) (48:58) 4. Joe Burrow Parties With Alix Earle, Stassie Karanikolaou & Tate McRae After Oscars (TMZ) (54:11) 5. HR exec at center of Coldplay kiss cam controversy defends ‘very close’ CEO relationship in Oprah Winfrey interview (NY Post) (58:00) 6. Lizzo Announces New Kids Book — And It Includes an Original Song! (PEOPLE) (59:00) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Turnt Lives of Mormon Wives: Monday, March 16th, 2026
1. Oscars 2026 Recap (18:55) 2. ‘Access Hollywood’ Canceled Along With ‘Karamo’ and ‘Steve Wilkos’ as NBCU Ends Syndicated Production (Hollywood Reporter) (42:13) 3. Harry Styles hits back at ‘queerbaiting’ claims — by kissing male comedian during ‘SNL’ monologue (Page Six) (51:56) 4. Elle Fanning Reveals She Created an OnlyFans Account to Prep for Her Latest Role (PEOPLE) (58:27) 5. ‘Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ Production Paused Amid Taylor & Baby Daddy Drama (TMZ) (1:02:06) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Head to dearmedia.com/events for tickets and more info. The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bombshell Besties: Friday, March 13th, 2026
1. Doja Cat Takes Back Timothée Chalamet Criticism and Says ‘I’ve Never Been to a Ballet’ or Opera: My Outrage Was ‘Virtue Signaling… a Way to Garner Clicks, Likes, Approval’ (Variety) (18:36) 2. Travis Kelce Officially Joins Six Flags as Brand Ambassador (PEOPLE) (27:58) 3. Livvy Dunne's New Acting Career to Begin with Baywatch Reboot Role (PEOPLE) (33:16) 4. RHOBH Stars Attend Opera to Test If They 'Have Any Culture,' One Admits to Falling Asleep (PEOPLE) (39:14) 5. Mormon Wives Star Mikayla Matthews Splits from Husband Jace Terry amid Their Intimacy Issues, Dakota Mortensen Claims He Slept with Taylor Frankie Paul the Night Before She Left for Bachelorette Filming (PEOPLE) (52:10) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:05:53) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Heroes Need Heroes: Thursday, March 12th, 2026
1. Meghan Markle slammed for sky-high price of luxury retreat in Australia (Page Six) (16:33) 2. Alex Warren Opens Up About 'Horrifying' Tech Malfunction During His 2026 Grammys Performance: 'It Was Really Bad' (PEOPLE) (27:44) 3. Karla Sofía Gascón trolls Timothée Chalamet over ballet comment: ‘Best of luck with the awards’ (Page Six) (39:58) 4. Kacey Musgraves announces new album with Texas roots, May 1 release (USA Today) (50:41) 5. ‘The Masked Singer’ Reveals the Identity of High Voltage: Here Is the Celebrity Under the Costume (Variety) (58:09) - Southern Charm Recap (1:00:17) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Very Berry Wednesderry: Wednesday, March 11th, 2026
1. Braxton Berrios Debunks Spotting With Sophia Culpo (Instagram) (17:52) 2. Travis Kelce Weighs in on Mom Donna's 'Massive' Home Renovations: 'She Could've Called Me' (PEOPLE) (26:56) 3. Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir Reportedly in Line to Take Over Kelly Clarkson’s Daytime TV Time Slot (InTouch Weekly) (31:28) 4. Bon Jovi Music Biopic in the Works at Universal (Variety) (36:07) 5. DWTS Duo Whitney Leavitt and Mark Ballas Will Reunite on Broadway for Run in Chicago (PEOPLE) (43:12) 6. Kylie Supreme! A Makeup Mogul Enters Her Hollywood Era (Vanity Fair) (48:07) - Summer House Recap (54:37) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Shop Spritz Society x Kiehls Ultra Berry Sparkling Refresher before it’s gone! Link to shop: spritzsociety.com/ultraberry The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Eating Potatoes and Doody: Tuesday, March 10th, 2026
1. Brooks Nader Joins ‘Baywatch’ Reboot, Noah Beck Joins ‘Baywatch’ Reboot as Rookie Lifeguard (Variety) (19:33) 2. Chappell Roan Turns Camera on Paparazzi Hounding Her on the Street, on Video (TMZ) (28:11) 3. Dakota Johnson poses topless in Calvin Klein underwear as she bares all in her raciest shoot to date (Daily Mail) (32:19) 4. Meghan Markle shuts down As Ever rumors after Netflix debacle (Page Six) (38:07) 5. Dak Prescott and Sarah Jane Ramos Are 'Heartbroken' After Calling Off Engagement 5 Weeks Before Wedding in Italy (PEOPLE) (51:50) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (53:54) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Five F's: Monday, March 9th, 2026
1. Timothée Chalamet Faces Backlash From Ballet and Opera Communities After Viral ‘No One Cares’ Comment (Variety) (23:53) 2. Travis & Jason Kelce’s Mom Donna Remodeling Her Modest Florida Home (TMZ) (32:49) 3. Rachel Zoe's Los Angeles Home Broken Into (TMZ) (35:56), Rihanna’s Beverly Hills mansion hit by gunfire while singer was at home (Page Six) (38:55) 4. Kevin Costner and Brooks Nader Get Close While Chatting at Las Vegas Casino (TMZ) (45:27) 5. Alix Earle Teases Tough Conversations with Stepmom Ashley Dupré in New Reality Show (PEOPLE) (48:26) 6. Dave Portnoy Responds To Sofia Franklyn By Announcing New Book 'Cancel Me if You Can' (Instagram) (54:22) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Just A Bunch of Hooey: Friday, March 6th, 2026
1. Britney Spears 911 dispatch describes star swerving ‘in and out’ of lanes before DUI arrest (Page Six) (19:30) 2. Daisy Edgar-Jones Starring in ‘Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow’ Movie Adaptation at Paramount (Variety) (22:27) 3. Daryl Hannah Breaks Her Decades-Long Silence on JFK Jr. in Scathing Essay Blasting Love Story as 'Appalling' (PEOPLE) (29:32) 4. Travis Kelce Is ‘Coming Back’ to the Kansas City Chiefs Next Season, Per Insider (US Weekly) (35:45) 5. Morgan Evans Claps Back At Chase Stokes (Instagram) (41:53) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (44:24) - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap (48:37) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cream Queens: Thursday, March 5th, 2026
1. ‘Traitors’ winner Rob Rausch gifts Maura Higgins Burgundy Hermès Birkin on ‘WWHL’ (Page Six) (21:01) 2. Chase Stokes Slams Morgan Evans’ ‘Masculinity’ Over His Remarks About Kelsea Ballerini Divorce (US Weekly) (31:47) 3. Khloé Kardashian Addresses Speculation About a Change in Her Current Role at Her Brand Good American, Reveals She Has 'a Few More' Frozen Embryos and Has Contemplated Having Another Baby on Her Own (PEOPLE) (38:36) 4. Britney Spears Arrested for DUI (Page Six) (50:26) 5. ‘The Masked Singer’ Reveals the Identity of Eggplant: Here Is the Celebrity Under the Costume (Variety) (52:22) - Southern Charm Recap (55:41) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Say Less Bestie: Wednesday, March 4th, 2026
1. Playing Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy Has Changed Sarah Pidgeon for Life (Vogue) (20:29) 2. The Traitors' Eric Nam Gets His Revenge Against Winner Rob Rausch in His New Music Video (PEOPLE) (29:52) 3. ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Producer Alex Baskin’s 32 Flavors Boards Season 2 Of ‘Love Thy Nader’ (Deadline) (32:38) 4. Lamar Odom Says He Experienced ‘The Afterlife’ After 2015 Overdose in Trailer for Netflix's 'Untold' (PEOPLE) (38:28) 5. ‘Squid Game: The VIP Challenge’ Season 1 Cast Set At Netflix: Mel B, Dylan Efron, Kim Zolciak, Tristan Thompson & More (Deadline) (46:01) - Summer House Recap (53:19) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Decades Long Troll: Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
1. RHONY Season 16 Cast Revealed: 3 New Ladies Join Sai De Silva, Erin Lichy and Jessel Taank (PEOPLE) (17:33) 2. Alix Earle sobs over Taylor Swift song after seeing Braxton Berrios for first time since their breakup (Page Six) (31:57) 3. Dax Shepard Reveals New Memoir Will Cover Childhood Sexual Abuse: ‘Weight Is Off My Shoulders’ (PEOPLE) (36:48) 4. Harry Styles Concert Coming To Netflix (Deadline) (42:47) 5. Justin Timberlake sues ritzy Long Island town over DWI arrest in desperate plea to save reputation (Page Six) (52:06) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (56:52) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
90s Blind Spots: Monday, March 2nd, 2026
1. Actor Awards 2026 Snubs and Surprises: Michael B. Jordan Triumphs, Michelle Williams Celebrated and Rhea Seehorn Left Cold (Variety) (22:58) 2. Harry Styles Brings Disco to the BRIT Awards With First-Ever Performance of ‘Aperture’ (Variety) (38:27) 3. Tom Holland and Zendaya Are Married, Says Her Stylist Law Roach (Variety) (45:02) 4. NBC Taking 'Hard Look' at Pink to Replace Kelly Clarkson on Daytime Talk Show (TMZ) (52:14) 5. Shanna Moakler Feels 'Lines Were Crossed' When It Came to Co-Parenting with Kourtney Kardashian and Ex Travis Barker (PEOPLE) (1:02:17) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You're A TRAY-OR: Friday, February 27th, 2026
1. Netflix Backs Out of Warner Bros. Bidding, Paramount Set to Win (Hollywood Reporter) (20:15) 2. Pink Denies Carey Hart Breakup in New Video (E! Online) (26:12) 3. Rihanna Teases New Music in Studio & Fans Can’t Keep Calm (Reality Tea) (31:25) 4. Lana Del Rey’s Ex-Fiancé Revealed as a Contestant in Taylor Frankie Paul’s Upcoming Season of The Bachelorette (PEOPLE) (36:32) 5. The Traitors' Explosive Finale: Find Out Who Won and Walked Away with the $220,800 Prize (PEOPLE) (45:59) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:02:09) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Juuust Had A Baby: Thursday, February 26th, 2026
1. ‘RHOSLC’ star Mary Cosby’s son, Robert Jr., dead at 23 (Page Six) (19:48) 2. Hilary Duff Says She 'Still Could Cry' Thinking About Breastfeeding Struggles, Hilary Duff Admits She Intentionally Crashed the Freaky Friday Premiere of 'Childhood Nemesis' Lindsay Lohan (PEOPLE) (23:29) 3. Emma Roberts To Star In ‘Bride Wars’ Movie Reimagination For TV In Development At Peacock (Deadline) (29:50) 4. Ballerina Farm's Hannah Neeleman Reveals She Is Pregnant with Baby No. 9 (PEOPLE) (35:00) 5. Bill Gates confesses to cheating on ex-wife Melinda with 2 women during their 27-year marriage (Page Six) (43:16) - The Masked Singer Recap (47:55) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Memoirs Of A Daddy: Wednesday, February 25th, 2026
1. Sofia Franklyn Is Writing a Memoir About the ‘Call Her Daddy’ Fallout (Rolling Stone) (33:44) 2. Lil Dicky and Benny Blanco Have a New Podcast — and Some Thoughts About This Headline (Hollywood Reporter) (47:47) 3. Kim Kardashian Joins Energy Drink Brand Update as Cofounder (WWD) (52:10) 4. Rock & Roll Hall of Fame’s 17 Nominees for 2026 Include Shakira, Lauryn Hill, Pink, Jeff Buckley, Phil Collins, New Edition and Wu Tang Clan (Variety) (59:07) 5. ‘Summer House’ Franchise Is About To Get Even Bigger As Truly Original Plots Next Steps (Deadline) (1:04:20) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Some Good Grift: Tuesday, February 24th, 2026
1. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 22 Cast: Meet Taylor Frankie Paul’s Suitors (Variety) (19:12) 2. Lily Collins to Play Audrey Hepburn in Movie About Making of ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ (Variety) (30:49) 3. Tom Hanks Will Play His Distant Relative Abraham Lincoln in Upcoming Movie (PEOPLE) (38:07) 4. Harry Styles Set as ‘SNL’ Host and Musical Guest in March After New Album Release (Variety) (47:31) 5. Lisa Rinna fears she was drugged at ‘Traitors’ premiere party (Page Six) (54:21) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:01:05) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
HUGHE-S-A: Monday, February 23rd, 2026
1. BAFTAs Host Alan Cumming Asks for ‘Understanding’ as Tourette Syndrome Campaigner John Davidson Shouts ‘Strong Language’ and Slurs at Winners and Presenters (Variety) (27:25) 2. Miley Cyrus Spotted Filming 'Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special' in Malibu (TMZ) (35:00) 3. Bowen Yang, Brittany Broski, and the 8 Other Hosts Who Are Shattering the Talk Show Format (Vanity Fair) (42:27) 4. Braxton Berrios and Olivia Jade Were Spotted ”Flirting’ With Each Other at a Concert (Cosmopolitan) (52:54) 5. Bonnie Blue Says She's Pregnant After Having Unprotected Sex With 400 Men (TMZ) (59:20) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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