Transcript of Dancing With The Toast: Friday, October 30th, 2026

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This episode of The Toast mixes a mock dance-competition segment with a rundown of the week's entertainment and business headlines. The hosts discuss a public spat on Instagram in which Kyle Cooke commented on his ex Amanda Batula's life after West Wilson posted a photo of the pair, and they debate whether the fallout has affected her career.

They then turn to Kim Kardashian's reported surgery after an esophagitis diagnosis, a health story shared on her series. Next comes DoorDash's reported deal to buy Instacart for about $17 billion, with the hosts weighing grocery delivery frustrations.

The episode closes with reactions to Savannah Chrisley's pregnancy and secret wedding.

In this episode Ben Soffer, Claudia Oshry, Jackie Oshry

This Toast episode's transcript, covering a celebrity esophagitis story and a $17 billion grocery delivery deal, was made with HappyScribe technology built to transcribe audio to text.

Speaker 100:00:20

Live from Hollywood, this is "Dancing With The Stars." Please welcome your host.

Jackie Oshry00:00:25

Thanks, Alfonso. Welcome back to "Dancing With The Toast." I am your host, Julianne Huff, joined by my brother, my dear brother.

Speaker 300:00:32

Brother, life partner, and borderline inappropriate dance partner. Hi, everyone. I'm Derek Huff.

Jackie Oshry00:00:38

Brava. It's good to see you.

Speaker 300:00:40

Brava. It's me, Derek Huff.

Jackie Oshry00:00:42

And my brother.

Speaker 300:00:43

Sorry, wait. It's me, Derek Huff.

Jackie Oshry00:00:45

Oh, Derek. Looking good, Derek.

Speaker 300:00:51

Yeah.

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Jackie Oshry00:00:51

My brother and I are joined by the one and only dear friend of the family, Carrie Ananaba. Thank you so much, Carrie.

Speaker 400:00:57

Oh, it's me, Carrie Ann. Oh, thank you for having me here.

Speaker 300:01:02

Carrie Ann, you look good.

Jackie Oshry00:01:05

Never looked better, Carrie Ann.

Speaker 300:01:06

Yes. I did shave.

Speaker 400:01:08

Yes, I'm it's me, Carrie Ann.

Jackie Oshry00:01:14

Where did you shave, Carrie?

Speaker 300:01:16

I shaved my face.

Jackie Oshry00:01:18

You did?

Speaker 300:01:18

You did? I trimmed. You did? I trimmed.

Jackie Oshry00:01:22

OK. OK. It looks great.

Speaker 300:01:23

You look beautiful, Carrie.

Speaker 400:01:25

Thank you.

Speaker 300:01:25

Carrie, really. And I just want to say, this wig is like what I want my hair to look like. It's like the most gorgeous wig I've ever seen in my life.

Jackie Oshry00:01:31

It is quite gorgeous.

Speaker 300:01:32

It feels.

Jackie Oshry00:01:33

Tell us your secrets.

Speaker 300:01:34

It feels tight. I'm not going to lie. You know what? I'm going to give that hair 10 out of 10.

Jackie Oshry00:01:40

What are you going to give it?

Speaker 300:01:43

I'm going to give it a 7.

Jackie Oshry00:01:45

Oh, 7.

Speaker 300:01:46

7 out of 10.

Jackie Oshry00:01:48

Carrie.

Speaker 300:01:49

And if anyone's wondering, Carrie Ann's lip combo, Cherry by MAC. You look good. You look good. You know what? I feel good. I feel good. I was just giving you back that bored wig. Yeah, we've got our paddles.

Jackie Oshry00:01:59

I'm not a judge, but maybe one day. Dream big.

Speaker 300:02:02

Dream big. And let's talk about your hosting, Julianne.

Jackie Oshry00:02:05

Let's talk about it. Brother, dear brother.

Speaker 300:02:07

You've come under major scrutiny for inappropriate questioning, a line of questioning that people find to be downright offensive at times. And what do you have to say for yourself, Julianne?

Jackie Oshry00:02:15

I would say that I'm the voice of the people.

Speaker 300:02:17

I agree.

Jackie Oshry00:02:18

Right? And we're just having a great time on a great show. And everybody loves us. What can I say?

Speaker 300:02:24

Thanks, Alfonso.

Jackie Oshry00:02:26

Thanks, Derek.

Speaker 300:02:28

And you know what? Both of your footwork's looking just like a little flat. And I want you to rotate that frame. You're ending up a little bit hunched. Relax those arms.

Jackie Oshry00:02:37

Not me. Never me, right, Derek? Never me.

Speaker 300:02:40

Are you talking to me?

Jackie Oshry00:02:41

Not your sister. Not your dear sister.

Speaker 300:02:43

Let's talk about ourselves.

Speaker 400:02:44

It sounded like you were describing fibula.

Speaker 300:02:46

Oh, wow. Not fibula getting straight bullets.

Speaker 400:02:50

Yeah, fibula, just he just can't cut it. He just can't cut it.

Jackie Oshry00:02:54

Actually, I heard Derek that you said in the press that you think fibula is going to make top four.

Speaker 300:02:59

Listen, I'm Derek.

Speaker 400:03:00

Not if I have something to say about it.

Speaker 300:03:02

7. I'm Derek Huff. Like, I say shit, you know? And I don't even know what I say sometimes. I don't think anybody knows what I say. But all I know is that I love to dance.

Jackie Oshry00:03:13

Yes. Well, how has the season been for you, Derek, considering that you also once danced with.

Speaker 300:03:19

Amber Riley.

Jackie Oshry00:03:20

And someone also has a prosthetic.

Speaker 300:03:23

Yes. Let's find out her name before we continue. Amber?

Jackie Oshry00:03:27

Amy.

Speaker 300:03:27

No. Amy. Amy. Yes, when I danced with Amy, who had two prosthetics, which obviously Daniela Carragh knows nothing about because two is much more than one, I really learned a lot about the human spirit and how we can adjust those movements, those techniques to really fit and tell a beautiful story. And the story that we told was so beautiful. And I really see that every time I see Azra. Obviously, not as good as when I did it, but.

Jackie Oshry00:03:51

But pretty good, brother. Pretty good.

Speaker 300:03:53

Thanks, Alfonso.

Speaker 400:03:54

I wouldn't say great. That story was a 7.

Speaker 300:03:57

OK. That's just hurtful.

Jackie Oshry00:03:59

Carrie Ann, tell us about your childhood.

Speaker 400:04:02

It was bleak. It was bleak. I come from my mother's actually Scottish. That's why randomly you'll hear, ooh, I'm Carrie Ann. Ooh, Carrie Ann. Ooh.

Jackie Oshry00:04:14

Hey, Derek. What you doing? Derek.

Speaker 400:04:16

Hey, Derek. What's going on over there?

Speaker 500:04:18

What are you doing?

Jackie Oshry00:04:20

Oh, Derek. I love your pot of boureh. Remember when we used to pot of boureh, Derek?

Speaker 500:04:26

That's what stuck up at your sister.

Jackie Oshry00:04:28

Oh, Derek isn't mic'd anymore. A nightmare for Derek.

Speaker 400:04:35

Derek, I'm not going to lie to you. Ooh, Derek. That was a 7.

Jackie Oshry00:04:39

I think.

Speaker 300:04:40

Thanks, Yuvajanaya.

Jackie Oshry00:04:42

I think it was a 10.

Speaker 300:04:43

You guys, we did not think through.

Jackie Oshry00:04:45

Nobody dances like my brother.

Speaker 300:04:47

You guys, we didn't think through the dance, not having a microphone.

Jackie Oshry00:04:50

Well, let's turn on.

Speaker 300:04:51

Let's turn on this one.

Jackie Oshry00:04:51

Mic over there. We'll push it over. It's a dream for Derek now.

Speaker 300:04:55

I'm sweating through the adhesive of my moustache. It's going to fall off.

Speaker 400:05:00

You look so good.

Jackie Oshry00:05:02

I think you look great with or without these.

Speaker 400:05:04

Oh, I mean, you look so average.

Speaker 300:05:07

I shouldn't have given you that battle. I didn't know you were going to use that as a weapon against me.

Jackie Oshry00:05:11

Carrie Ann, who do you have to take the whole season?

Speaker 400:05:14

Ooh, I think I think Azra. I think Azra's going to take it. He's so eloquent.

Speaker 300:05:20

I think Sarah Jane Nader is going to take it.

Speaker 400:05:22

He's so fantastic. And I just love the way that he moves. And I like Azra.

Speaker 300:05:29

That's beautiful.

Jackie Oshry00:05:30

Azra's great.

Speaker 400:05:31

Azra will win.

Jackie Oshry00:05:32

We all love Azra.

Speaker 300:05:33

I'm really trying to think who you look like because you obviously don't look like Carrie Ann and who I look like.

Speaker 400:05:40

I think you look like Derek Huff.

Speaker 300:05:42

No, of course. But I really look like someone else. Who is it?

Speaker 400:05:45

I mean.

Speaker 300:05:46

And you look like one of the actresses from "Bombshell." Right?

Jackie Oshry00:05:52

Yeah.

Speaker 300:05:52

Yeah.

Jackie Oshry00:05:52

For sure.

Speaker 300:05:53

For sure.

Jackie Oshry00:05:54

For sure.

Speaker 300:05:54

You look like someone.

Jackie Oshry00:05:58

You do.

Speaker 300:05:59

Can't quite put my finger on the toaster.

Speaker 400:06:00

I feel like I kind of look like never mind.

Jackie Oshry00:06:02

The toasters will identify it, honestly.

Speaker 300:06:05

No.

Speaker 400:06:06

You don't think so?

Jackie Oshry00:06:07

No. You can say that. But I don't.

Speaker 400:06:09

No, I don't want to like I don't want anybody to like.

Jackie Oshry00:06:11

Feel bad.

Speaker 400:06:11

Feel bad.

Jackie Oshry00:06:12

Oh, Carrie, that's so sweet.

Speaker 400:06:13

Oh, actually, I do. 7.

Speaker 300:06:15

Fibula.

Jackie Oshry00:06:19

I see Carrie Ann as a sweet lady.

Speaker 400:06:21

Well, you're wrong.

Speaker 300:06:22

I see her as a misunderstood woman. Like, she's just doing her job.

Jackie Oshry00:06:26

She's just like trying to give a bit of critique. Carrie, you're so misunderstood.

Speaker 400:06:29

Yeah, but she's giving a bit.

Jackie Oshry00:06:30

Does that come from your childhood?

Speaker 400:06:31

Oh, yeah. I forgot. I'm her. I'm misunderstood. I'm just I'm out here. These people are dancing. I spent my entire life studying ballet.

Speaker 300:06:39

No, you didn't. Not ballet.

Jackie Oshry00:06:41

Hip hop.

Speaker 300:06:42

Not hip hop.

Jackie Oshry00:06:44

Hip hop, I heard.

Speaker 300:06:44

Oh. You want to get up and show us some of your moves?

Speaker 400:06:47

I spent my entire life studying ballroom technique.

Jackie Oshry00:06:52

Hip hop.

Speaker 300:06:52

And hip hop.

Speaker 400:06:53

Ooh, ballroom.

Speaker 300:06:54

And hip hop to the bus stop.

Speaker 400:06:56

And hip hop, you don't stop.

Speaker 300:06:57

Make a wicked cup of cocoa. And then these people come in, and they're terrible. And I try to give them honest critiques to make them better dancers. And you know, it's been a real honor to have the first exclusive interview with you after your big scandal with Val. How are you feeling about the tension in the ballroom?

Jackie Oshry00:07:15

How did that make you feel?

Speaker 400:07:16

I mean, he's a rat bastard. So that's how I feel. That's that on that.

Jackie Oshry00:07:20

Can you find any forgiveness in your heart for this rat bastard?

Speaker 400:07:24

No. I can't.

Jackie Oshry00:07:25

You can't. And you won't?

Speaker 400:07:28

I can't. And I won't until next week.

Jackie Oshry00:07:30

Does that come from your childhood, the lack of forgiveness?

Speaker 400:07:33

It does. It does. And I do think should Val.

Speaker 300:07:37

OK, I know you're trying to be Julianne Huff, but you're giving Alex Cooper. Does that come from your childhood?

Jackie Oshry00:07:41

Talking about your childhood trauma.

Speaker 400:07:42

Should Val win, I will forgive him. Because I want to be on the right side of the winner. But if he loses, this is going deeper.

Speaker 300:07:51

Your tits look nice in that dress.

Speaker 400:07:53

They feel hairy.

Speaker 300:07:56

Ben, oh, and another shout-out to our iconic businessman of the week.

Jackie Oshry00:08:00

Shelby Silverstein.

Speaker 300:08:01

Ben's dress from Amazon did not arrive in time, AKA I forgot to order it. That's my bad. And literally, 9:00 p.m., Instacart from Spirit Halloween.

Jackie Oshry00:08:09

Thank you, Steven Silverstein.

Speaker 300:08:11

Thank you, Shel Silverberg.

Jackie Oshry00:08:13

Back to you, Carrie Ann.

Speaker 300:08:14

Tell us about your childhood.

Speaker 400:08:16

It was a 7.

Speaker 300:08:19

Let's give it a taste. Let's give it a dance.

Speaker 400:08:22

Let's give it a dance.

Jackie Oshry00:08:24

Carrie Ann, we heard you wrote a new cookbook.

Speaker 400:08:25

I did. It's called "Let's Give It a Taste."

Jackie Oshry00:08:28

How was your lunch day? Not pub day.

Speaker 400:08:30

Yesterday was.

Jackie Oshry00:08:31

Your order day.

Speaker 400:08:32

Yesterday was crazy. I don't know if you looked this morning, but and this is fleeting.

Speaker 300:08:35

Ben's number 19 on the Amazon charts of all books.

Speaker 400:08:38

I'm number 2 next to Ina in cookbooks.

Jackie Oshry00:08:40

In cookbooks. Amazing.

Speaker 400:08:42

In cookbooks. It's me and Miss Val.

Speaker 300:08:42

I think we should do a celebratory dance.

Speaker 400:08:44

Me and the queen. Me and the queen. Yeah, it was just.

Jackie Oshry00:08:47

Brother, would you do a contemporary dance to embody the spirit of reaching number 19 on books and number 2 on cookbooks?

Speaker 300:08:54

This dance is a reflection of what it feels like in a contemporary manner to become number 19 on books and number 2 on cookbooks.

Speaker 400:08:59

I give it a 7.

Jackie Oshry00:09:05

Nobody dances like my brother. 10, 10.

Speaker 400:09:26

7. But that is just the only thing written on my board.

Speaker 300:09:29

There's a dry erase marker. You can update your board.

Speaker 400:09:31

I'll give it.

Jackie Oshry00:09:32

Give my brother a 10 or I'll kill you.

Speaker 400:09:34

A 7.

Speaker 300:09:36

Oh, my god.

Speaker 400:09:36

No, that was a wonderful dance. Really, a 10.

Speaker 300:09:38

I really actually was working on my samba a lot in the bathroom this morning.

Speaker 400:09:41

That's very good.

Jackie Oshry00:09:42

What's your favorite style of dance, Derek?

Speaker 300:09:45

Whatever I do with you, Julianne. And that dance reminded me of when I danced with Amy.

Jackie Oshry00:10:02

Tell us about that, brother.

Speaker 400:10:03

Does that make you sad thinking back on those times?

Speaker 300:10:06

No. It was such a feat, you know? And I think that Amy and I walked so Azra and Daniela could run. And I just think back on that time with Amy a lot, how historic it was and the precedent that we've sended for people like Azra and Daniela to thrive.

Jackie Oshry00:10:19

They couldn't have done it without you, brother.

Speaker 300:10:21

I agree.

Jackie Oshry00:10:22

That's for sure.

Speaker 300:10:23

Thanks, Alfonso.

Speaker 400:10:24

So, Julianne, who is your favorite contestant this season?

Speaker 300:10:29

You know what? Who cares about that? Julianne, let's talk about Ryan Seacrest. Let's talk about the Ryan Seacrest years.

Jackie Oshry00:10:35

OK.

Speaker 300:10:37

What was that like?

Jackie Oshry00:10:40

YOLO.

Speaker 300:10:42

YOLO.

Jackie Oshry00:10:43

That's all I have to say about him.

Speaker 400:10:44

Was he on the show?

Jackie Oshry00:10:45

YOLO.

Speaker 300:10:45

They did it for like 10 years.

Jackie Oshry00:10:46

And all I have to say to him is, thanks, Ryan.

Speaker 300:10:48

Literally, thank you.

Speaker 400:10:49

Yeah, they did it.

Speaker 300:10:51

Yeah, she was like his they did it for a really long time.

Speaker 400:10:53

You know how much money he's making doing "Wheel of Fortune"?

Jackie Oshry00:10:56

Time flies when you're Julianne Huff.

Speaker 300:10:57

Maybe five years. Maybe five.

Jackie Oshry00:10:58

Oh, OK.

Speaker 400:10:58

Do you know how much money he's making doing "Wheel of Fortune"?

Jackie Oshry00:11:01

I don't.

Speaker 300:11:02

We did look up his salary when we were watching it before.

Speaker 400:11:04

30 million a year.

Speaker 300:11:06

It's not insane.

Jackie Oshry00:11:06

Yeah. But that's like one small that's a side hustle of his.

Speaker 400:11:09

It's also such a demanding job, lowkey. It's every night.

Jackie Oshry00:11:12

And then he does every morning.

Speaker 300:11:14

On the radio.

Jackie Oshry00:11:15

On the radio.

Speaker 300:11:15

Remember when he was doing live with Kelly?

Jackie Oshry00:11:17

Yeah.

Speaker 300:11:17

How did you guys ever find time to be intimate?

Jackie Oshry00:11:19

That was a tough time for us.

Speaker 300:11:21

And that's the only reason.

Jackie Oshry00:11:23

But I never gave up.

Speaker 300:11:23

And that's the only reason.

Jackie Oshry00:11:24

And I never do give up.

Speaker 300:11:25

And that's the only reason you two had a hard time being intimate.

Jackie Oshry00:11:29

Brother.

Speaker 300:11:31

Brother.

Jackie Oshry00:11:32

Brother.

Speaker 300:11:33

Brother.

Jackie Oshry00:11:33

Yeah. I won't discuss such things.

Speaker 300:11:36

Of course not.

Jackie Oshry00:11:36

You know that.

Speaker 300:11:37

Of course not. Having a beard is so itchy. I guess this is not what a real beard feels like.

Jackie Oshry00:11:44

I'm sorry you're going through that, brother.

Speaker 300:11:46

Thank you.

Jackie Oshry00:11:47

Thank you, Derek.

Speaker 300:11:47

And let's talk about your looks. Actually, you've been heavily criticized for having atrocious fashion this season and seasons beyond. What do you have to say to your fashion haters?

Speaker 400:11:55

Ooh, I'm for Catherine O'Hara.

Jackie Oshry00:11:56

Thank you so much. It's a great.

Speaker 400:11:59

You look like Moira.

Speaker 300:12:00

You look like Schitt's Creek, Moira.

Jackie Oshry00:12:00

Well, let me tell you an interesting fact that I'm sure everyone would love to know. So to my haters, I say, this is Gucci.

Speaker 400:12:06

Wow.

Jackie Oshry00:12:07

You could go tell.

Speaker 300:12:08

Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes.

Jackie Oshry00:12:09

You could go tell to Tom Ford for Gucci. And fun fact is that when I dressed up as Moira Rose, I wore this dress.

Speaker 300:12:16

That makes sense. You are giving Moira.

Jackie Oshry00:12:19

This is like my most used dress. And it's this is Jackie speaking.

Speaker 300:12:22

Do you ever wear the dress not as a costume?

Jackie Oshry00:12:24

Yes. I've worn it to a couple of events. But it always comes in handy when I have to be an extravagant, stylish woman.

Speaker 300:12:30

Woman, yeah.

Jackie Oshry00:12:31

And it's very short, the dress. So I don't wear it out as much anymore. I probably wouldn't wear it like now as a mom. So it's really just like my costume dress. But it is Gucci. So why don't you fuck off.

Speaker 300:12:42

Do you think.

Jackie Oshry00:12:43

That's what Julianne has to say to the haters. Official comment, fuck off.

Speaker 400:12:46

Do you think I should save this? Do you think I'll need this dress again as a young father?

Speaker 300:12:50

That's a good question.

Jackie Oshry00:12:51

Yes.

Speaker 300:12:51

We did buy it in two colors. So we also have it in black.

Speaker 400:12:55

Do you have anybody that is an XL women's in black?

Speaker 300:12:59

No.

Speaker 400:12:59

Long, tall.

Speaker 300:13:00

No, I don't know anyone who's an XL woman.

Jackie Oshry00:13:03

Big and tall.

Speaker 400:13:04

Tall, tall, very tall.

Speaker 300:13:06

I don't know anyone who would fit that dress.

Jackie Oshry00:13:08

I would never wear that size.

Speaker 300:13:10

So funny. I was texting our group chat last night, being like, oh, my god, I forgot to order Ben's dress. Like, where on earth am I going to find like a huge, sparkly dress? And I was like, oh, my closet.

Jackie Oshry00:13:21

Did you find anything?

Speaker 300:13:22

I didn't look. It was too upsetting. Like, for real. If I would have found something, I also would have had to find a gun to kill myself. So no, I didn't.

Jackie Oshry00:13:28

Did you ever did you give away those Reformation dresses from back in the day?

Speaker 300:13:31

Oh, you know what? You kept writing Reformation dresses in the chat. You mean what's that? It's not Reformation.

Jackie Oshry00:13:37

Retardation.

Speaker 300:13:39

What was it called?

Jackie Oshry00:13:41

Retrofit.

Speaker 300:13:41

Retrofit. No, I still have them. I could see a future where I wear them. And I don't really want Ben ruining them.

Jackie Oshry00:13:47

Yeah, like, you'll never be able to unsee it.

Speaker 300:13:49

They're not.

Speaker 400:13:50

They wouldn't fit me.

Speaker 300:13:50

I have a few from my skinny era and a few from my big era. I don't even think the big ones would fit you, no offense.

Speaker 400:13:55

By the way.

Speaker 300:13:56

Oh, I know who Ben looks like. Jackie's not going to get this reference.

Speaker 400:13:59

Will I?

Speaker 300:14:00

I'm so chronically online. Ben looks like Ash Trevino if you know, you know.

Speaker 400:14:06

I don't know who that is.

Jackie Oshry00:14:07

Is that offensive to Ash Trevino?

Speaker 400:14:09

Is it offensive to me?

Jackie Oshry00:14:11

Great question.

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Speaker 300:14:11

I don't think anyone's going to take the comparison well.

Jackie Oshry00:14:13

She's pretty woman. Leave that to me. But great question.

Speaker 400:14:15

Is she a pretty woman?

Speaker 300:14:15

I'm showing you as a picture.

Jackie Oshry00:14:16

Is she a woman?

Speaker 300:14:18

She is a woman.

Speaker 400:14:18

That's the first question. No, I what are you even talking about?

Speaker 300:14:23

No, wait. That's a bad picture.

Speaker 400:14:24

By the way, that is offensive to me.

Speaker 300:14:26

No, it's what she looks like.

Jackie Oshry00:14:29

Find like her profile.

Speaker 400:14:30

I look nothing like Ash.

Speaker 300:14:32

But here's her mug shot.

Speaker 400:14:32

Trevino.

Speaker 300:14:33

You look like Ash Trevino.

Jackie Oshry00:14:35

The hair is.

Speaker 400:14:36

I see it in the mug shot.

Jackie Oshry00:14:37

You see it in the mug shot.

Speaker 400:14:38

I see it more in the mug shot.

Jackie Oshry00:14:39

Because Carrie Ann is a criminal.

Speaker 400:14:40

I see it more in the mug shot. Yes, yes.

Jackie Oshry00:14:42

She has the heart of a criminal.

Speaker 300:14:43

Obsessed.

Speaker 400:14:45

She does.

Speaker 300:14:47

10 out of 10 comparison, honestly.

Jackie Oshry00:14:49

Yeah.

Speaker 300:14:49

I figured it out.

Speaker 400:14:50

You did.

Speaker 300:14:52

We do have stories today. But like, today's not really about.

Jackie Oshry00:14:55

The stories. It's about us.

Speaker 300:14:57

Yeah. And we kind of are the stories always. You just know Derek and Julianne are going to see this, by the way.

Jackie Oshry00:15:02

Of course.

Speaker 300:15:03

So like, we have to be mindful of what we clip.

Jackie Oshry00:15:04

I just need to say, I love Julianne Huff. Like, and I think my portrayal has been, you know, a loving portrayal, a girl who loves her brother, who takes fashion seriously, and who says thank you a lot.

Speaker 300:15:16

She's very grateful.

Jackie Oshry00:15:17

She's well-mannered.

Speaker 300:15:19

She's a grateful queen.

Speaker 400:15:20

And I love Carrie Ann in Abbo. I do. I love Abbo.

Speaker 300:15:24

Not Abbo.

Speaker 400:15:24

Even though I've been calling her Carrie Ann Conway all week.

Speaker 300:15:29

That is funny.

Speaker 400:15:30

But I love Carrie Ann in Abbo.

Jackie Oshry00:15:32

And what?

Speaker 300:15:33

In Abbo.

Jackie Oshry00:15:33

When you think of Carrie Ann, what do you think of?

Speaker 300:15:36

Your childhood?

Speaker 400:15:37

I think. I when I think of Carrie Ann, I think of a polished, well-read, distinct woman.

Speaker 300:15:52

I love that.

Jackie Oshry00:15:54

I actually agree.

Speaker 300:15:54

Who can.

Jackie Oshry00:15:55

I agree.

Speaker 300:15:55

On a real level.

Speaker 400:15:56

Who is.

Jackie Oshry00:15:57

This show is a Carrie Ann stanchion.

Speaker 300:16:00

We're always defending her.

Speaker 400:16:01

She's just a little bit too good for the show.

Jackie Oshry00:16:05

I agree. And I think a part of Carrie Ann that people miss is her sensitivity. I think she's very sensitive.

Speaker 400:16:11

She's just a girl.

Jackie Oshry00:16:12

And that's the Carrie Ann that I know.

Speaker 300:16:13

Yeah. And when you guys like, you go to her trailer and stuff, and you guys talk.

Jackie Oshry00:16:16

Yes, of course we do. Us girls.

Speaker 400:16:18

We sticky.

Jackie Oshry00:16:18

Our girls got to stick together.

Speaker 400:16:20

We sticky.

Speaker 300:16:20

Yeah, we do.

Jackie Oshry00:16:21

Because the other girls on the show, they come and go. But Carrie's one of the only ones I can relate to.

Speaker 400:16:28

We kick it.

Jackie Oshry00:16:29

As high-level, you know, employee of "Dancing With The Stars."

Speaker 300:16:31

Now let me ask a question. It feels sort of like a fait accompli that at some point, Julianne, you will take Carrie Ann's seat as a judge, obviously not anytime soon. But does that sort of fracture your friendship?

Speaker 400:16:43

It definitely makes me.

Speaker 300:16:45

Worried.

Speaker 400:16:46

Think about her moves.

Speaker 300:16:47

Yeah.

Speaker 400:16:47

Are they earnest?

Speaker 300:16:49

Don't get into a car with her.

Speaker 400:16:50

Are they self-centered? But then I think about all of the great times that we've had in our trailer, geeking.

Jackie Oshry00:16:57

It's true.

Speaker 400:16:57

And I know that.

Speaker 300:16:58

What the hell is going down in that trailer?

Jackie Oshry00:17:00

Girl things. You wouldn't understand. Brother.

Speaker 300:17:02

Yes, I would.

Speaker 400:17:02

And I know that she would never do anything to me like that. Right, Alfonso?

Jackie Oshry00:17:08

Right, Alfonso.

Speaker 300:17:08

We need Alfonso.

Speaker 400:17:09

I know.

Speaker 300:17:10

He's also the best.

Jackie Oshry00:17:11

He's also the best.

Speaker 300:17:12

Let's put her on FaceTime.

Speaker 400:17:14

Thanks, Alfonso.

Jackie Oshry00:17:15

Alfonso is the best. And I've loved working with him. And to answer these accusations of me trying to serve Carrie Ann, I would never. I love my job. I love this show. And I wouldn't change a hair on its head.

Speaker 300:17:26

OK. OK.

Jackie Oshry00:17:30

Plus, that panel only has room for one Huff, considering it's so unnoticed. Carrie, show us some of those hip-hop moves.

Speaker 300:17:59

Oh, God, those hips.

Speaker 400:18:17

Twirl there. OK.

Speaker 300:18:32

I just want to say, this is the most.

Speaker 400:18:34

Oh.

Speaker 300:18:36

Carrie Ann.

Jackie Oshry00:18:38

Carrie Ann, this is a family-friendly show. Some people watch in the car with their kids.

Speaker 300:18:43

This is the most physical activity I have had in almost a year.

Jackie Oshry00:18:46

I just got up one time, and I'm not pregnant.

Speaker 300:18:49

And I'm wearing a fake mustache. It's seriously falling off.

Jackie Oshry00:18:52

That was really that was hard, strangely.

Speaker 300:19:06

Let's give it a taste.

Speaker 400:19:11

Let's give it a taste. Let's give it a taste. Let's give it a 7.

Jackie Oshry00:19:15

Carrie Ann, if you could taste anything, what would it be?

Speaker 400:19:19

Ooh.

Jackie Oshry00:19:20

Something from your childhood.

Speaker 400:19:21

No, probably a strand of a strand of Ezra's hair, I think.

Jackie Oshry00:19:25

A strand of his hair.

Speaker 400:19:26

I would love to taste Ezra's hair.

Speaker 300:19:28

Another question. Carrie Ann, any on-set romances?

Jackie Oshry00:19:33

Yes.

Speaker 300:19:33

You and Bruno, perhaps?

Speaker 400:19:34

Yes. I mean, besides the glaring one.

Speaker 300:19:39

Julianne?

Jackie Oshry00:19:41

Me?

Speaker 400:19:42

Julianne and.

Speaker 300:19:43

No, I'm talking about you.

Speaker 400:19:44

Oh, with me?

Speaker 300:19:45

You have a love.

Speaker 400:19:45

Oh, am I a love interest?

Speaker 300:19:46

Do you have a love in your life? Have you ever dated or hooked up with any of the contestants?

Speaker 400:19:50

I have, yes. But he recently went home. So I can't I can't speak about it.

Speaker 300:19:53

Who was it?

Jackie Oshry00:19:54

Tyler Cameron.

Speaker 300:19:56

You heard it here first.

Speaker 400:19:57

You heard it here first.

Speaker 300:19:58

Carrie Ann Cameron.

Speaker 400:20:00

Carrie Ann Cameron.

Speaker 300:20:01

Tada! It's Kate. What do you have to say about that?

Speaker 400:20:03

It happened on a plane.

Speaker 300:20:04

Where were you guys going?

Speaker 400:20:06

The Knicks game.

Jackie Oshry00:20:07

Oh.

Speaker 300:20:08

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Jackie Oshry00:20:10

You and Tyler.

Speaker 300:20:11

Special night in Cleveland.

Jackie Oshry00:20:12

Well, what about the rumors about you and Val and that your feud was just to cover up from a torrid love affair?

Speaker 400:20:18

Val is happily married, loves his wife. And I would never, ever want to get in the middle of that.

Speaker 300:20:25

Is Carrie Ann married? Like, what do we even know about her personal life?

Jackie Oshry00:20:28

What do we know about her childhood?

Speaker 300:20:30

Oh, good question.

Speaker 400:20:31

Am I married?

Speaker 300:20:34

She dated Ardum.

Speaker 400:20:35

She dated Ardum?

Speaker 300:20:36

An old pro.

Jackie Oshry00:20:37

Former pro.

Speaker 400:20:38

Oh, wow. Oh, so I'm like.

Speaker 300:20:39

You're getting down.

Speaker 400:20:40

I'm down to dance.

Speaker 300:20:41

It sounds like you're eating where you're shitting.

Jackie Oshry00:20:43

And then he married Nikki Bella.

Speaker 300:20:45

Of the Bella twins.

Speaker 400:20:46

Of the Bella twins.

Jackie Oshry00:20:47

And then she got a restraining order.

Speaker 300:20:48

I feel like that's the craziest thing I've ever heard, that he used to she used to date Ardum.

Jackie Oshry00:20:53

She's not married, but she's been engaged twice.

Speaker 300:20:54

Why do you call out the engagements? That's so.

Jackie Oshry00:20:57

That's so you.

Speaker 300:20:57

10 out of 10.

Speaker 400:20:58

You know, because I'm married to dance. And the idea of marrying anybody other than my craft, it would make me a worse judge. And my whole life is this fucking show. And if you if you only knew what it was like for one second to be me.

Speaker 300:21:15

Yeah.

Speaker 400:21:15

You would understand why I I can't hold down a man.

Jackie Oshry00:21:19

Hi, are you struggling?

Speaker 300:21:21

Broke my heart.

Speaker 400:21:22

I am.

Jackie Oshry00:21:22

Come to my trailer after the show.

Speaker 400:21:23

I am struggling. I've been coming.

Speaker 300:21:25

Your story is so inspiring.

Speaker 400:21:27

I've been coming.

Speaker 300:21:27

The way you told that story, it's it's brought something out in me that just makes me want to dance.

Jackie Oshry00:21:35

By?

Speaker 400:21:36

Oh, the book.

Jackie Oshry00:21:37

My brother will be dancing a samba to represent the loneliness Carrie Ann feels as a judge on the show who does not have a work-life balance. Derek, that was beautiful. Nobody nobody does storytelling like you.

Speaker 400:22:03

Fix the book.

Speaker 300:22:04

I am actually.

Speaker 400:22:05

Fix the book.

Speaker 300:22:06

Going to have to go to the bathroom. Like, OK, I got it. I got it.

Speaker 400:22:09

Oh, Carrie, you feel like dancing? Show us a little hip-hop. OK.

Speaker 300:22:15

Show us what you're known for.

Speaker 400:22:17

Oh, yeah. Show us how to pop and lock and jam and break.

Speaker 300:22:20

And then I promise we could start the stories.

Jackie Oshry00:22:22

Carrie will be dancing a hip-hop that represents the love between my brother and I.

Speaker 300:22:27

Oh, it's a very sensual dance then. All right, now samba for us.

Speaker 400:22:32

Is that this? I would be great on this show.

Speaker 300:22:36

OK, if you say so.

Jackie Oshry00:22:38

Would you ever do Ben, would you ever do "Dancing With The Stars"? You can't be underpaid if you're not paid.

Speaker 400:22:45

That's all right.

Speaker 300:22:46

So true.

Speaker 400:22:47

I would do the opening of an envelope.

Speaker 300:22:49

Yeah, I love that about you.

Jackie Oshry00:22:50

That would be.

Speaker 400:22:51

It's fun. You'd make it fun. I'd make it fun. Sure.

Speaker 300:22:53

Yeah.

Jackie Oshry00:22:54

You would do it.

Speaker 400:22:54

That said.

Jackie Oshry00:22:54

Do you think you would be any good? Can you dance?

Speaker 400:22:56

I don't think I can dance.

Speaker 300:22:58

Ben can dance like rhythmically at a wedding. Ben cannot do technique.

Jackie Oshry00:23:01

That's the first step, by the way.

Speaker 300:23:02

You can't do pas de bris.

Jackie Oshry00:23:03

Some people can't dance at a wedding.

Speaker 400:23:04

But did you know this about me? Look at my feet.

Speaker 300:23:08

Oh, move back. People can't see. Yeah, Ben can get into the he's very like.

Jackie Oshry00:23:12

My, Carrie Ann, what big feet you have.

Speaker 400:23:15

Look, look, Ben. What is this?

Speaker 300:23:18

You know, Ben's in first position when your heels touch.

Jackie Oshry00:23:20

He lives in first position, yeah?

Speaker 400:23:22

Yeah, I do.

Speaker 300:23:24

You do have, like, exceptional foot flexibility.

Jackie Oshry00:23:26

I wonder if that would help you in the competition or harm you.

Speaker 400:23:31

I think it can only help. I think it can only help. What was the what's his Harry?

Jackie Oshry00:23:36

Shawn?

Speaker 300:23:36

Shawn Jr.

Speaker 400:23:37

Shawn. Amazing dancer. I did think it was funny in some of the early episodes when he implied that his dance background wouldn't help him in this show.

Jackie Oshry00:23:44

Oh, of course. It would actually hurt him to be such a good dancer.

Speaker 400:23:47

I will say that my flexibility would help me in this show. There's no way that being foot flexible could hurt.

Jackie Oshry00:23:52

Yeah.

Speaker 400:23:52

Right? And I have strong.

Jackie Oshry00:23:54

I don't know. Maybe your feet, like, rotate too much. And as Derek would say, like.

Speaker 300:23:57

Over-rotation.

Speaker 400:23:58

But then I need.

Speaker 300:23:59

Classic in the dance world.

Speaker 400:24:00

But then I need to do dances that rely on over-rotation.

Speaker 300:24:03

Well, you have to do.

Jackie Oshry00:24:03

There's a pot for every kettle.

Speaker 300:24:04

We tell you to do.

Speaker 400:24:05

No, you.

Speaker 300:24:06

OK, hair flip.

Speaker 400:24:07

No, I need to do it based on inspired by your recommendations.

Speaker 300:24:11

I don't even know what we're talking about anymore.

Jackie Oshry00:24:13

We're talking about Ben on "Dancing With The Stars."

Speaker 300:24:15

And I just want to say, I love the idea. Because, you know, I'm very much like in my trophy wife era now. Ben's doing all the work.

Jackie Oshry00:24:21

He launched the book.

Speaker 300:24:22

Ever since he launched his book, like, I don't want to work anymore. So like, I'll go you've, like, supported me in my crazy endeavors, the masked singer. Yeah, like, let's go to LA so you can be on "Dancing With The Stars." I would love that.

Jackie Oshry00:24:31

So maybe me and Ben do it together instead of me and you.

Speaker 300:24:33

Oh, I didn't know you were coming too. If you're coming, Julianne.

Jackie Oshry00:24:35

Well, you have to come.

Speaker 300:24:36

Yeah, then I am.

Jackie Oshry00:24:37

Brothers.

Speaker 300:24:38

Then I'm.

Jackie Oshry00:24:39

I don't think I could do it because, obviously, I'm an expert.

Speaker 300:24:42

Obviously. But that hasn't stopped.

Jackie Oshry00:24:44

That hasn't stopped anyone, has it?

Speaker 300:24:47

What are the stories today? Like.

Jackie Oshry00:24:49

I don't know. I really don't know, honestly. Thanks, Alfonso. These terrible stories.

Speaker 300:24:54

I mean, I didn't like, you're blaming me.

Jackie Oshry00:24:56

You're not Alfonso. I'm sorry to tell you, Derek, but you are not Alfonso. And you will never be Alfonso.

Speaker 300:25:03

And this is a conversation that we have in private that we really shouldn't be airing out in public. Julianne.

Jackie Oshry00:25:07

I just think it's quite obvious that you are not Alfonso.

Speaker 400:25:10

I would agree that.

Speaker 300:25:11

Why is it so obvious?

Speaker 400:25:12

It's obvious.

Speaker 300:25:13

Why?

Jackie Oshry00:25:13

It's pretty obvious, Derek, because you are Derek.

Speaker 300:25:17

And why isn't Derek Alfonso?

Jackie Oshry00:25:19

Why isn't Alfonso Derek?

Speaker 300:25:21

You tell me that.

Speaker 400:25:22

Why aren't I Alfonso?

Speaker 300:25:24

Alfonso's a man.

Jackie Oshry00:25:26

And you are a woman, Carrie.

Speaker 400:25:27

True, true, true.

Jackie Oshry00:25:28

Clearly.

Speaker 400:25:28

Clearly.

Jackie Oshry00:25:29

Clearly.

Speaker 400:25:30

True.

Jackie Oshry00:25:33

We have some Summer House news. We have some.

Speaker 400:25:36

Oh, I saw that.

Jackie Oshry00:25:37

Kardashian news.

Speaker 400:25:38

Kyle's deleted comment. Is that what we're talking about?

Jackie Oshry00:25:40

Yes.

Speaker 300:25:40

OK, Carrie Ann. Carrie Ann, do you watch Bravo? You were pretty harsh to Sierra.

Speaker 400:25:43

I saw that. I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 300:25:44

You saw it?

Speaker 400:25:45

I saw it. And it was I have a lot of things to say. You want to.

Speaker 300:25:49

So do I. I'm kind of switching sides.

Jackie Oshry00:25:51

To.

Speaker 400:25:52

I'm on Team Amanda.

Speaker 300:25:53

I'm kind of on Team Amanda too. Like, in the whole scheme and evolve thing, I'm obviously look, when we're including Sierra in the equation, I'm obviously Team Sierra and Kyle, I guess. But just like West, Kyle, and Amanda going at each other, like, I'm Team West and Amanda.

Jackie Oshry00:26:07

Wow, Derek.

Speaker 300:26:08

Yeah.

Jackie Oshry00:26:08

A2, Derek.

Speaker 400:26:09

No, it's just like.

Speaker 300:26:10

It reminds me of this dance I once danced.

Jackie Oshry00:26:12

About a scoring lover.

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Speaker 300:26:14

Exactly.

Jackie Oshry00:26:15

That was a beautiful one. I remember every step.

Speaker 300:26:17

I know you do, sister. I know you do.

Speaker 400:26:20

Like, shouldn't everybody just move on? He's the only one not moving on.

Speaker 300:26:24

Oh, Kyle?

Speaker 400:26:25

Yeah. They moved on.

Speaker 300:26:26

That's true.

Speaker 400:26:27

It's over. It's over. And then.

Speaker 300:26:28

Sierra's moved on.

Speaker 400:26:29

And I read.

Speaker 300:26:29

She's doing her opportunities.

Speaker 400:26:30

And I read something, which was that he wanted to reignite this fire because she said no to "In the City."

Speaker 300:26:36

That's what we're going to talk about today.

Speaker 400:26:37

Yes, to "In the City."

Jackie Oshry00:26:39

OK, so let's talk about it, Carrie.

Speaker 400:26:41

Let's talk about it.

Speaker 300:26:41

Let's give it a taste.

Jackie Oshry00:26:43

Without further adoo-doo-doo-doo-doo, it is time for the fast-five stories that you do need to know.

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Jackie Oshry00:33:00

So Kyle Cook has taken aim at.

Speaker 300:33:04

Take aim?

Jackie Oshry00:33:05

Taking aim.

Speaker 300:33:06

OK, Julianne.

Jackie Oshry00:33:08

Derek, don't start with me.

Speaker 300:33:09

You know, another critique.

Jackie Oshry00:33:10

Last guy called our mother. Not mother.

Speaker 300:33:13

We've never heard about their parents because they, like, lived with Shirley Valez their whole life. Don't make me call Shirley.

Jackie Oshry00:33:18

You don't make me.

Speaker 300:33:19

Yeah.

Jackie Oshry00:33:19

Yeah, they, like, trained they moved to live with her in, like, train.

Speaker 300:33:22

In the UK or something.

Jackie Oshry00:33:23

Yeah, because she's, like, such a great dancer, and they were very promising young dancers.

Speaker 300:33:26

Wow.

Jackie Oshry00:33:26

Yeah, who would have thought? Like, there's so much lore.

Speaker 300:33:29

Wow.

Jackie Oshry00:33:29

We have a lot of lore.

Speaker 300:33:30

I'm still stuck on Artem dating Carrie Anne.

Speaker 400:33:31

So deep.

Jackie Oshry00:33:33

Yes. So Kyle raised concerns about his ex Amanda's well-being as he broke his silence after West Wilson did. So Kyle sort of, like, went rogue.

Speaker 300:33:44

On the Instagram comments.

Jackie Oshry00:33:45

On Instagram. He West shared a photo of him and Amanda attending a Chiefs football game, and he captioned it, "What the heck?" And then Kyle commented, "More like you a cokehead that blew my ex's life and career up."

Speaker 300:34:01

So it's such a weird comment. Like, one, to call someone a cokehead in public is just, like, a crazy accusation. But also, like, why so, like, Amanda's completely innocent in all of this, and it's just West the villain? It's, like, such a weird.

Jackie Oshry00:34:12

No, and, like, that comment made me sad because if that's true, like, her life like, she was, like yeah, her life and her career has been blown up. Then she posted a series of.

Speaker 300:34:22

Comments.

Jackie Oshry00:34:23

Instagrams of just, like, life lately. And I think she captioned.

Speaker 300:34:27

She loves to dump.

Jackie Oshry00:34:28

She loves to dump. She captioned it, "Y'all mind if I post?" She keeps doing that. Like, every comment is so self-aware. Just, like, move on if you want to move on. And it's a bunch of random photos of, like, her and West, her and friends, of course, the dogs. There are a couple of, like, memes in there. Oh, wait. Yeah. One said, "You've made your bed. Now lie in it." And then, OK, that's actually my favorite thing to do.

Speaker 300:34:49

That's funny.

Jackie Oshry00:34:50

Which means she's happy in her life.

Speaker 300:34:51

Yeah, by the way, I don't see it. I think, yes, her career is obviously blown up. I don't think West blew it up. I think she, like, made a choice and.

Jackie Oshry00:34:58

She made her choice, but no, like, West.

Speaker 400:35:00

But what was her career? Like, what am I.

Speaker 300:35:02

Being a reality star, being a very popular influencer.

Speaker 400:35:05

And you're saying that Kyle has now stopped that from happening.

Speaker 300:35:08

No, they're saying West has stopped that from happening.

Jackie Oshry00:35:10

Because she ended a relationship with West. She's one of the most hated people, and she doesn't get brand deals, and now she's not on either show.

Speaker 300:35:15

But why is that only West's fault?

Speaker 400:35:17

No, but it's also why why is that true? Like, what Tom Sandoval is still on the show.

Speaker 300:35:22

No, he's not.

Speaker 400:35:23

Oh, he's off?

Jackie Oshry00:35:23

Well, there's no show for him.

Speaker 300:35:25

There's no show, but his life was also derailed.

Jackie Oshry00:35:27

Yeah.

Speaker 300:35:27

But he was hated before, and he's, like, a narcissist who thrives on being hated. Amanda's life, she's not on Summer House anymore. She did decide not to film In the City. She doesn't get brand deals. She doesn't go to events.

Speaker 400:35:35

Then maybe she's happy.

Speaker 300:35:36

Maybe.

Speaker 400:35:37

I'm saying, like.

Jackie Oshry00:35:37

I think that's what she's saying.

Speaker 400:35:39

A career derailed, like, it's only derailed if he liked where it was, and clearly she didn't like where it was. And the choice to not be on TV, it was her choice. That's what he implied.

Speaker 300:35:48

She also had another comment defending her reasoning for not wanting to return, just basically what we thought it was. Like, the trolling and the hate is so immense.

Speaker 400:35:56

Sure it is.

Speaker 300:35:56

Like, why would I put myself in that? And it's like, yeah.

Jackie Oshry00:35:59

For anything less than a huge payday is why not.

Speaker 300:36:01

And they weren't willing to buck up.

Jackie Oshry00:36:03

Yes. Then he posted again. He said, "There's already enough negativity online, and the last thing I want to do is add to it. So I want to be clear, and then I'm leaving this alone. Despite our differences, I will always care about Amanda. And when it comes to people I care about, I fight hard, sometimes too hard." What about when you were married?

Speaker 300:36:20

Yep, no.

Jackie Oshry00:36:21

It's been an emotional and frustrating situation. I have let those feelings get the better of me at times, but it doesn't mean my concerns aren't valid.

Speaker 300:36:27

West also left a comment being, like, "Dude, what are you talking about? You called your wife a dumbass bitch." Like.

Jackie Oshry00:36:31

Right.

Speaker 300:36:32

It's the revision I said this once, and I'm sure everyone started hearing it. The revisionist history of Kyle Cook. Like, this is not a good man. This is not a good husband. This is not a protective partner. This is, like, borderline an abusive partner. So, like, the rewriting of me, like, I'm just trying to protect Amanda. Like, you've never been meaner to her in your whole life.

Jackie Oshry00:36:45

No, but you were her number one op when you guys were married.

Speaker 300:36:47

Hater.

Jackie Oshry00:36:47

And then Amanda.

Speaker 300:36:48

You need protection from you.

Speaker 400:36:49

It has to be all about me, but.

Speaker 300:36:50

Of course.

Speaker 400:36:51

He was mean to me.

Speaker 300:36:52

Yes, he was.

Speaker 400:36:53

And he and he or sorry, he was mean to my my dear, close and personal friend, author of Let's Give It a Taste Bend's author.

Speaker 300:36:58

Oh, right.

Speaker 400:36:59

And and he never apologized for that.

Speaker 300:37:01

And then Amanda Bettula responded to a tweet.

Jackie Oshry00:37:06

Mm.

Speaker 300:37:08

Cool. It was not real Amanda Bettula. Oh, is it? No, it was real Amanda Bettula.

Jackie Oshry00:37:14

OK.

Speaker 300:37:14

She hasn't tweeted since 2023, and she literally came on.

Speaker 400:37:17

Seven.

Speaker 300:37:18

She came on Twitter to respond to this tweet. Kyle realized that when Amanda declined to film the upcoming season of In the City, he could no longer control or manipulate her anymore and thus melted down in West's Instagram comments.

Speaker 400:37:28

I saw that too.

Speaker 300:37:29

She then replied, tweeted it with, like, the target emoji, like, nailed it.

Jackie Oshry00:37:32

Yeah.

Speaker 300:37:34

And I'm pretty sure this is her Twitter. It's not verified. It's AmandaBettula_. But it says creative director, graphic designer, and Summer House cast member on BravoTV.

Jackie Oshry00:37:43

But she's not.

Speaker 400:37:43

I was going to say pretty easy to.

Jackie Oshry00:37:44

Why don't you look if she has, like, a verified one? Just.

Speaker 300:37:47

There wasn't. This is all I found.

Jackie Oshry00:37:48

OK, so.

Speaker 400:37:48

How many followers does she have?

Speaker 300:37:50

30,000?

Speaker 400:37:51

Hmm. It's possible.

Jackie Oshry00:37:52

Yeah.

Speaker 300:37:53

Is this her?

Jackie Oshry00:37:55

Also, like, I imagine, like, in the aftermath of West's mandeval, like, she blew up her life, and he felt bad for his ex-wife and just, like, wants to be there for her because she doesn't know what she's doing, or so he thought. But it's almost six months later.

Speaker 300:38:06

Yeah.

Jackie Oshry00:38:06

She's in a long-term relationship at this point, I would say. West has committed to her. If he was cheating on her or.

Speaker 300:38:12

We would know.

Jackie Oshry00:38:13

Everyone would know.

Speaker 300:38:14

Uh-huh.

Jackie Oshry00:38:15

So now she seems to be in a happy relationship. Whether it's one that anybody would want or that people approve of is one thing, but, like, it's not like she blew all of this up for no relationship at all. And he's not abandoned her.

Speaker 300:38:27

And that's.

Speaker 400:38:27

And he's also just lost relevancy. Like.

Speaker 300:38:29

Why don't you talk into the microphone? That might help.

Speaker 400:38:30

He's also just lost relevancy. Like, I feel like.

Speaker 300:38:32

To Kyle?

Speaker 400:38:33

Yeah, I feel like everybody around him is, like, doing other big things. I think he picked his big thing as lover boy. That's what he chose. We just saw that clip of him and Craig where he was talking about how lover boys.

Speaker 300:38:44

On the brink of bigger every day.

Speaker 400:38:45

And I can say that it's very, very difficult to own and run a beverage company. That's a very hard but he picked it. That was the thing that he picked. Everybody else seems to have picked other things.

Jackie Oshry00:38:52

I feel like he's DJing.

Speaker 300:38:53

Yeah.

Speaker 400:38:53

OK, well, that's a terrible thing to pick.

Speaker 300:38:55

I agree.

Speaker 400:38:55

Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 300:38:56

That's definitely not.

Speaker 400:38:57

Where's longevity in DJing?

Jackie Oshry00:38:58

No, but it's, like, there's less money up front. He just makes money. He doesn't have to spend money.

Speaker 300:39:04

Yeah.

Speaker 400:39:04

Ooh.

Speaker 300:39:05

I don't even think it's so much the.

Jackie Oshry00:39:06

You just pay Alexa paycheck as opposed to running a business and buying inventory and paying employees.

Speaker 300:39:09

No, the thing is with the.

Speaker 400:39:10

Oh, you're saying DJing over.

Jackie Oshry00:39:12

DJing makes more money for him than a lover boy.

Speaker 300:39:13

Yeah, definitely. No question. I don't even think it's a relevance thing. I think that if Amanda and West are not on the season of In the City, like, what is Kyle's.

Speaker 400:39:21

Nothing. He's alone.

Speaker 300:39:22

Storyline? Like, he gets to be the hero still. I'm, like, the victim. Look, my mean ex-wife ran away with my friend. And if they're not there, like, what are you? You're just the guy we know, an asshole.

Speaker 400:39:31

Yeah.

Speaker 300:39:31

Who used to yell at his wife and is now, like, pretending he's not that guy. That's why he's frustrated. He's lost his whole plot line and his whole, like, victim card.

Jackie Oshry00:39:38

Yeah.

Speaker 300:39:39

She's not there. We can't even talk about it.

Jackie Oshry00:39:40

And also, like, meanwhile, he spent the last six months DJing, like, hooking up with other people, spotting with other people. Sally Carson says whenever she sees Kyle, like, it's on.

Speaker 300:39:47

They have a bed.

Jackie Oshry00:39:47

So it's not like he's sitting, waiting, crying for Amanda and would take her back in a heartbeat. Like, my wife has been manipulated and stolen from me. Like, he lives large and then, like, doesn't, like she lives a very, like, quiet.

Speaker 300:39:59

Yep. They go to Milwaukee.

Jackie Oshry00:40:01

Committed relationship. They go to baseball football games, and they play with the dogs. Like, you're the one out there.

Speaker 300:40:07

Living that life.

Jackie Oshry00:40:08

Being crazy.

Speaker 300:40:09

Yeah. I just, like, I can't stand him.

Jackie Oshry00:40:13

Yeah. I don't think.

Speaker 300:40:14

You kind of look like him.

Jackie Oshry00:40:14

I mean, this is.

Speaker 300:40:15

You do.

Jackie Oshry00:40:16

You do. You do.

Speaker 400:40:17

You do.

Speaker 300:40:18

Maybe it's, like, a form of self-hatred.

Speaker 400:40:20

You do. You do look like him.

Speaker 300:40:22

Yeah.

Jackie Oshry00:40:22

I think this is sort of backfired for him. I mean, of course, his original comment, like, was obviously not well thought out. You don't just accuse someone of being, like, a cokehead. And I'm sure, like, everyone in this cast, in one way or another, like.

Speaker 300:40:32

Has participated in this.

Jackie Oshry00:40:32

Participates in recreational drugs. So, like, I don't really think that.

Speaker 300:40:36

Yeah, you're telling us Kyle.

Jackie Oshry00:40:37

That doesn't stick because I was never on the same game.

Speaker 300:40:39

Because up till 6:00 a.m.

Speaker 400:40:40

Right. Literally.

Speaker 300:40:41

Literally.

Jackie Oshry00:40:42

So it was just, like, a sloppy comment, more like, you a cokehead that blew and it's it the grammar is poor.

Speaker 400:40:47

You a cokehead.

Jackie Oshry00:40:48

You don't go to war with poor grammar. You don't.

Speaker 300:40:51

Agreed. It's a bad comment.

Jackie Oshry00:40:52

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 400:40:53

This wig is so hot.

Speaker 300:40:54

Oh, please, don't even talk to me.

Jackie Oshry00:40:56

I love my wig.

Speaker 400:40:57

Why? This wig is so hot.

Speaker 300:40:58

I'm wearing a wig, a mustache, a goatee, and a child in my belly.

Speaker 400:41:03

That's true.

Jackie Oshry00:41:04

So. All right, I'm so excited.

Speaker 300:41:05

Oh, big announcement, Derek.

Jackie Oshry00:41:07

You're going to be an auntie.

Speaker 300:41:10

Yeah, we're really excited, me and my fiancé.

Jackie Oshry00:41:12

And you already have a baby, right?

Speaker 300:41:14

Do I?

Jackie Oshry00:41:15

I think you do.

Speaker 300:41:15

I love being a father.

Jackie Oshry00:41:17

You're a great father.

Speaker 300:41:18

Oh, I wish he was with you, but.

Jackie Oshry00:41:20

Just like you're a great brother. Just like you're the best brother.

Speaker 300:41:25

I couldn't be better.

Jackie Oshry00:41:26

Are you my big brother or my little brother? You're so my big brother.

Speaker 300:41:29

Really? I feel like I'm so your little brother.

Speaker 400:41:30

No, I think you're I think you're big brother.

Speaker 300:41:32

Really?

Jackie Oshry00:41:32

I think so. Of course you are, Derek.

Speaker 300:41:35

I am big brother?

Jackie Oshry00:41:36

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 400:41:37

Big brother Derek.

Jackie Oshry00:41:38

Big brother Dee. Do we have any other siblings? I feel sorry for them.

Speaker 300:41:42

We couldn't possibly have other siblings.

Jackie Oshry00:41:44

You don't. We couldn't possibly.

Speaker 400:41:44

Oh, were you the get. Blades of Glory, those twins that they the dancing twins.

Speaker 300:41:52

They have three older sisters, the Huffs. Oh, yeah, they're Mormon, right? So they have, like, a lot of siblings. We, sorry, we have a lot of siblings.

Speaker 400:41:59

Yeah.

Speaker 300:41:59

What were the twin dancers.

Jackie Oshry00:42:00

And we love them all.

Speaker 300:42:00

What were the twin dancers in Blades of Glory? What was their name? Oh, I've never seen Blades of Glory.

Speaker 400:42:04

Winklevoss twins? Or are those real people?

Speaker 300:42:06

I was going to say, you know what I feel like?

Speaker 400:42:07

Vontrap.

Jackie Oshry00:42:09

Vontrap is sound and music.

Speaker 400:42:12

The Van Waldenbergs.

Speaker 300:42:13

You know what I feel like today?

Speaker 400:42:14

I think they're mostly models, you guys.

Speaker 300:42:15

Do you know what I feel like today?

Jackie Oshry00:42:17

Hmm.

Speaker 300:42:17

I feel like we're, like, streamers. Like, like H3. Like, there's, like, 1,000 people. We all have mics, cameras, angles, and it's, like, we're just, like, cutting between. Have you ever seen H3?

Jackie Oshry00:42:25

No.

Speaker 400:42:25

No.

Speaker 300:42:26

We are H3 today.

Jackie Oshry00:42:26

And now I never will.

Speaker 300:42:27

Yeah.

Jackie Oshry00:42:27

What do you think about that, Derek?

Speaker 300:42:30

Oh, unaffected.

Jackie Oshry00:42:32

You've been unaffected by H3.

Speaker 300:42:33

By the H3 regret and.

Jackie Oshry00:42:35

Reggie knews.

Speaker 300:42:35

Breaking news, Derek Huff doesn't care.

Jackie Oshry00:42:37

Derek, that's what I'm not like. You're such an empath. What about Hila?

Speaker 300:42:40

Yeah, you're not.

Jackie Oshry00:42:40

This is a good idea.

Speaker 400:42:41

This is a good fan.

Speaker 300:42:43

It's not a toast to being a fitness and sweating through his costume.

Speaker 400:42:46

It's something.

Jackie Oshry00:42:46

It's true.

Speaker 300:42:47

We're sweating through our costumes.

Speaker 400:42:48

By the way, I'm not even sweating.

Speaker 300:42:49

Sweating solo camera.

Speaker 400:42:50

I'm not sweating. I'm in just, like, a dry heat. I'm just, like, my face is just warm. I feel like I have a fever.

Speaker 300:42:56

We need to make a montage. Like, every you know what it is? Actually, every year, you also wear makeup.

Speaker 400:43:00

Yeah.

Speaker 300:43:01

Do you think that your skin doesn't let react well to makeup?

Speaker 400:43:04

Maybe.

Speaker 300:43:06

We would.

Speaker 400:43:06

Hot.

Jackie Oshry00:43:07

Carrion, come to my trailer. I have some allergy-free.

Speaker 300:43:09

I have some menopause medication for you.

Speaker 400:43:11

Oh, hot.

Jackie Oshry00:43:12

I have some sensitivity.

Speaker 300:43:13

Carrion's going through perimenopause.

Speaker 400:43:14

I have to take this off for one second.

Speaker 300:43:15

No, you can't.

Speaker 400:43:15

OK.

Speaker 300:43:16

By the way, once you take it off, you'll never put it back on.

Speaker 400:43:18

OK, OK.

Speaker 300:43:18

The episode's almost over. Don't worry.

Speaker 400:43:19

So hot.

Speaker 300:43:20

Oh, hot.

Speaker 400:43:23

So hot.

Speaker 300:43:23

All right, what's the next story?

Jackie Oshry00:43:25

Next story, Kim Kardashian undergoes surgery for irregularities.

Speaker 300:43:30

But not her tissue.

Jackie Oshry00:43:31

Esophagitis.

Speaker 400:43:32

What's irregularity?

Speaker 300:43:33

Irregularity.

Speaker 400:43:34

Irregularities.

Jackie Oshry00:43:35

Esophagitis diagnosis. So on the new episode of Kardashians, which we will see tomorrow, not whatever, she has to undergo surgery for irregularities in her throat after a recent esophagitis diagnosis, something she shared was she was worried about given her family's cancer history. So she said, "So I've seen a couple of doctors, and it's been heavy on my mind lately. I haven't really told too many people about this just because I think it's something that really hits home for me, and I just don't want to go there. With my dad having passed away from esophagus cancer, hopefully, I can just take this medication, and this will go away." But then in the preview, she's shown entering a hospital.

The doctor says her esophagus has these irregularities, and I have to cut them out. It's the same thing my dad had.

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Speaker 300:44:14

Yeah, that's actually really scary.

Jackie Oshry00:44:15

Yeah.

Speaker 300:44:16

Everyone knows Robert Kardashian passed of esophageal cancer.

Jackie Oshry00:44:19

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 300:44:21

So, like, I usually, like, hate when people share their medical, like, diagnoses on reality TV. It's such a boring storyline, but this is actually sad and scary.

Jackie Oshry00:44:29

And she truly got surgery, like, and she didn't show it. It would be, like, why? Just because someone might be bored? That's really what she's going through.

Speaker 300:44:35

Yeah, it's nice to see her being open about her surgeries.

Jackie Oshry00:44:38

Yeah.

Speaker 300:44:38

After yesterday's conversation.

Jackie Oshry00:44:39

Yeah.

Speaker 300:44:40

Kim, do you Kim, Carrion, do you think that Kim Kardashian's ass is real?

Speaker 400:44:45

No. And that's that on that.

Speaker 300:44:49

OK.

Jackie Oshry00:44:49

OK. Do you know something, Carrion?

Speaker 300:44:51

Oh. Do you go to the same doctor?

Speaker 400:44:54

I do know.

Jackie Oshry00:44:54

What do you know?

Speaker 400:44:55

That it's not real.

Jackie Oshry00:44:56

You know.

Speaker 300:44:56

How do you know?

Speaker 400:44:58

It just is it's not real.

Speaker 300:45:03

That's beautiful.

Jackie Oshry00:45:04

One thing that's real: our love, Derek.

Speaker 300:45:07

A little too real.

Speaker 400:45:11

Don't you find?

Jackie Oshry00:45:12

I'm cracking up. The Huffs are going to seriously hate us after this, and that was just, like, never my intention.

Speaker 300:45:17

The thing is, is that to be an artist is to be understood.

Jackie Oshry00:45:22

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 300:45:23

As I'm always saying.

Speaker 400:45:24

The Huffs are not going to hate you. This is by the way, this is Dancing With The Stars promo. They should be paying us.

Speaker 300:45:29

Derek left us a hate comment a little while ago.

Speaker 400:45:31

You're kidding.

Jackie Oshry00:45:32

It wasn't a hate comment.

Speaker 400:45:33

What was it?

Speaker 300:45:33

I put up a clip that was, like, a little snarky. I'll take responsibility for that.

Speaker 400:45:37

OK.

Speaker 300:45:37

And he was just, like, in the comment section, like, talking.

Speaker 400:45:40

Well, I hope that everybody loves this because it's hot.

Speaker 300:45:44

We'll be mindful of our clips.

Jackie Oshry00:45:46

Oh, for sure.

Speaker 300:45:47

We'll be minding our P's and Q's in the clips today.

Jackie Oshry00:45:49

Are you ready for our next story? A little business news from we're business people.

Speaker 300:45:54

We do.

Speaker 400:45:54

Sure.

Jackie Oshry00:45:55

DoorDash is buying Instacart.

Speaker 400:45:57

I saw this.

Jackie Oshry00:45:57

For $17 billion.

Speaker 300:45:59

And I just want to say, if they touch one hair on the head of Instacart, I will go to headquarters myself and start rolling heads.

Speaker 400:46:05

I have a I have a hair for them to touch.

Speaker 300:46:07

What?

Speaker 400:46:07

On Instacart's head.

Speaker 300:46:09

Produce?

Speaker 400:46:09

Produce.

Jackie Oshry00:46:10

Oh, yeah.

Speaker 400:46:11

No, no, this is a huge problem. I.

Jackie Oshry00:46:14

I don't do produce on Instacart.

Speaker 400:46:15

But isn't that annoying? Like, you're getting the convenience of ordering some of your groceries.

Jackie Oshry00:46:20

Yeah.

Speaker 400:46:20

But not all because it is such bad produce.

Jackie Oshry00:46:24

Well, so I personally have always believed that Instacart has a deal with the supermarkets, that the shoppers will take the worst of the supermarket produce.

Speaker 400:46:30

What are you talking? Like, a genius?

Jackie Oshry00:46:32

Right? Because no one else would.

Speaker 400:46:33

Of course they do.

Jackie Oshry00:46:34

And you can't really, like, return it. Like.

Speaker 400:46:36

Of course they do.

Speaker 300:46:36

You're stuck with it.

Jackie Oshry00:46:38

So I think that they have a deal.

Speaker 400:46:39

Genius.

Jackie Oshry00:46:40

I think it's.

Speaker 400:46:41

They absolutely do.

Jackie Oshry00:46:41

It's not a.

Speaker 400:46:42

They're going to go and pick the perfect avocado?

Jackie Oshry00:46:45

No.

Speaker 400:46:45

No.

Speaker 300:46:46

People don't utilize.

Jackie Oshry00:46:46

They're going to help out the grocery store. It's not a bug. It's a feature.

Speaker 400:46:48

You're right.

Speaker 300:46:49

People don't utilize the return feature on.

Jackie Oshry00:46:52

No.

Speaker 300:46:52

Instacart enough. Like, it's laborious and annoying, but you almost always get your money back. So if you say, "Hi, I got apples," and three of them came bruised, they'll give you your money back.

Speaker 400:46:59

You get your money back, but you don't get your apples.

Jackie Oshry00:47:00

I know.

Speaker 400:47:01

Or your time.

Jackie Oshry00:47:02

So true, Carrion.

Speaker 300:47:03

I also I have another critique of Instacart, even though I love it. You guys know how I feel. You should be able to order from multiple stores in one order.

Speaker 400:47:14

Can you not?

Speaker 300:47:15

No, you order from, like, a store, and that's an order, and then it's another order from another store. Like, different delivery guys. But I would like if, like, someone could do all my errands for me, you know?

Jackie Oshry00:47:22

Oh, okay.

Speaker 300:47:22

I'm more so looking for an assistant.

Jackie Oshry00:47:24

I think it's a hassle grabbing.

Speaker 300:47:25

Like, because a lot of times, I like to get, like, my beverages from Costco, like, bulk.

Speaker 400:47:30

Sure.

Speaker 300:47:30

But my produce, like, from the grocery store.

Jackie Oshry00:47:32

Yeah, but you have to think about, like, that person's day and, like, that they're doing a bunch of cost orders. They need to deliver then.

Speaker 300:47:38

You know, I'm going to be completely honest. I'm thinking about my day.

Jackie Oshry00:47:40

Yeah.

Speaker 300:47:40

I'm not thinking about the guy's day.

Jackie Oshry00:47:41

You can place multiple orders. I feel like that's.

Speaker 300:47:42

It's just, like, annoying.

Jackie Oshry00:47:43

Yeah.

Speaker 300:47:43

And there's multiple, like, delivery charges and, like, taxes.

Speaker 400:47:46

I feel like it is. Yeah, I'm not I'm not positive.

Jackie Oshry00:47:47

Sorry.

Speaker 300:47:48

I'm not.

Jackie Oshry00:47:48

Please, of course.

Speaker 400:47:49

I'm not positive, Derek, on this critique.

Jackie Oshry00:47:52

Sounds like Derek's being a diva. Classic brother.

Speaker 400:47:55

I'm not positive, Derek, on this critique.

Jackie Oshry00:47:57

But here's the news. DoorDash is buying rival Instacart in a deal worth roughly $17 billion, signaling that the delivery wars continue to heat up. The deal announced.

Speaker 300:48:06

I thought they had taken a break at the delivery wars.

Jackie Oshry00:48:07

No. And remember, like, Uber Eats owns Postmates. Postmates doesn't exist anymore.

Speaker 300:48:11

Oh, my God. Postmates was, like, in the city. Oh, my God.

Speaker 400:48:13

It was really just so you could get a what was that sushi place?

Speaker 300:48:15

Yeah, Sugarfish.

Speaker 400:48:17

Sugarfish.

Speaker 300:48:17

Sugarfish.

Speaker 400:48:17

Sugarfish, you could order.

Speaker 300:48:18

Was on Postmates.

Speaker 400:48:18

On Postmates.

Jackie Oshry00:48:20

I was thinking about Sugarfish recently. I really like some Sugarfish.

Speaker 300:48:23

And Postmates was, like, a verb.

Jackie Oshry00:48:24

Yeah.

Speaker 300:48:25

Postmates.

Jackie Oshry00:48:26

Postmates, yeah. And now Postmates is gone.

Speaker 300:48:27

Postmates.

Jackie Oshry00:48:28

Postmates.

Speaker 400:48:29

It's gone.

Jackie Oshry00:48:30

Postmates.

Speaker 300:48:30

Thanks, Alphonso.

Jackie Oshry00:48:31

Thanks, Derek, always calling me.

Speaker 300:48:33

If you had 15 bill, what company are you buying? I'm buying Spirit Halloween.

Speaker 400:48:38

That's a cash cow.

Speaker 300:48:40

Yep.

Speaker 400:48:40

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 300:48:40

15 billion.

Jackie Oshry00:48:41

You only have to, like, 15 months out of the year.

Speaker 300:48:42

Right. That so works for me.

Jackie Oshry00:48:44

You live, like, 10 months for two.

Speaker 300:48:45

For two.

Speaker 400:48:45

$15 billion. What company am.

Speaker 300:48:49

Like, what huge company that you think is.

Speaker 400:48:51

Buying.

Speaker 300:48:51

A sure-fire return?

Speaker 400:48:53

I love your Spirit Halloween call. That is a cash cow.

Speaker 300:48:56

Shell Silver soon.

Speaker 400:48:58

I'm sure that I could buy, like, a Quick Serve chain. Not McDonald's, but, like, I could buy, like.

Jackie Oshry00:49:03

Yeah, you could.

Speaker 400:49:04

Chick-fil-A.

Jackie Oshry00:49:04

Or, like, Mo's.

Speaker 400:49:07

Mo's Southwest.

Speaker 300:49:07

Jackie Mo's?

Speaker 400:49:08

Mo's is not worth $1 over, like, a million.

Speaker 300:49:11

I love where your brain went. When was the last time you had Mo's?

Speaker 400:49:14

You're thinking, like, a mid-size franchise.

Speaker 300:49:18

Mo's?

Speaker 400:49:18

Yeah.

Speaker 300:49:18

Ben, we had Mo's recently.

Speaker 400:49:20

By the way, Mo's is great.

Speaker 300:49:21

You should.

Speaker 400:49:22

It's a better Chipotle.

Speaker 300:49:23

Mo's.

Jackie Oshry00:49:24

You should.

Speaker 400:49:25

Even, like, Dos Toros is, like, at least the better version of Mo's.

Speaker 300:49:28

You've been living in Florida for too long.

Speaker 400:49:30

By the way, there are no Mo's in Florida.

Speaker 300:49:32

Yes, there are.

Speaker 400:49:32

There are.

Jackie Oshry00:49:33

There was just a Mo's, like.

Speaker 300:49:34

You could buy Pollo Tropical.

Speaker 400:49:36

I could buy Pollo.

Jackie Oshry00:49:37

No, you should buy Miami Subs, Miami Grill.

Speaker 300:49:39

But that's not a good return on investment.

Jackie Oshry00:49:40

No, but you you I think you could buy it at all price.

Speaker 300:49:43

You could buy it at all price.

Jackie Oshry00:49:43

You could buy it at a really low price because they're not doing well right now.

Speaker 400:49:46

$15 billion is a lot. Couldn't I buy Jersey Mike's for $15 billion?

Speaker 300:49:49

Maybe, yeah.

Speaker 400:49:50

Jersey Mike's, a sub above. They do a pretty good job.

Speaker 300:49:53

Do you like Jersey Mike's?

Speaker 400:49:54

No.

Speaker 300:49:54

What like, of all the sub chains.

Speaker 400:49:56

Subway.

Speaker 300:49:57

Really?

Jackie Oshry00:49:57

Eat fresh?

Speaker 400:49:58

I don't eat it, but I just, like, missed out.

Speaker 300:50:00

That's not true. I saw you were there the other day getting nachos.

Speaker 400:50:02

OK, I tried the nachos. Yeah, no, I'm not a fan of a chain sandwich place. They just, like, are never good.

Jackie Oshry00:50:09

We need to open, like, a small mom-and-pop sandwich place.

Speaker 300:50:13

Strawberry.

Speaker 400:50:13

Oh, we're doing this again. We're back. OK.

Jackie Oshry00:50:16

Do you hear that the streets, like, think that we might be opening Strawberries?

Speaker 400:50:20

There's like.

Jackie Oshry00:50:21

Have you ever heard that?

Speaker 400:50:22

No, but that makes sense.

Jackie Oshry00:50:23

You're even more unplugged than I.

Speaker 400:50:24

It's the streets.

Speaker 300:50:24

It's Ben's dream to open a QSR.

Jackie Oshry00:50:26

People are saying that we are opening a sandwich.

Speaker 400:50:28

Do you know my do you know my my sandwich concept?

Jackie Oshry00:50:31

We've discussed this, and mine's Strawberries, and we have creative differences.

Speaker 400:50:34

You oh, have you heard Ben's?

Speaker 300:50:35

You don't know my new one.

Speaker 400:50:36

My real one.

Speaker 300:50:37

Scoops.

Speaker 400:50:37

This is my real one. Scoops.

Jackie Oshry00:50:38

Let's hear it.

Speaker 400:50:39

You want to hear it?

Jackie Oshry00:50:39

Let's hear it.

Speaker 400:50:41

You know Cold Stone? How they have a cold stone?

Jackie Oshry00:50:44

Yes.

Speaker 400:50:44

You're familiar.

Jackie Oshry00:50:45

It's an ice cream shop.

Speaker 400:50:46

Instead of ice cream, Jackie, tuna salad, chicken salad, egg salad. You pick your protein. We put your protein right on the cold slab. We're then adding in chopped pickles, chopped onions, maybe a little jalapeños, maybe a little bit of corn if you're crazy. We throw in some mayonnaise, mustard, vinaigrette, whatever you want. You put it into just a scoop, or you could put it on a sandwich or on a salad.

Speaker 300:51:07

Carrion, the businesswoman.

Speaker 400:51:08

And that is just a scoop.

Jackie Oshry00:51:10

Yeah, Carrion.

Speaker 400:51:10

You like it?

Jackie Oshry00:51:11

Yeah. What's stopping you?

Speaker 300:51:12

Jackie, you know who else you look like?

Speaker 400:51:13

I'm.

Speaker 300:51:14

You look like a character from Game of Thrones.

Jackie Oshry00:51:16

Oh, for sure.

Speaker 400:51:18

Do you want to know my other concept?

Speaker 300:51:19

You look like a Lannister.

Jackie Oshry00:51:20

A Targaryen.

Speaker 300:51:21

Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant.

Speaker 400:51:22

Do you like my other restaurant concept?

Jackie Oshry00:51:23

Sure.

Speaker 400:51:23

And you'll tell me which one is better.

Jackie Oshry00:51:24

OK.

Speaker 300:51:24

Because I think just a scoop really has some some scoop.

Jackie Oshry00:51:26

Dream big.

Speaker 400:51:27

Benny Juana. It is Benny Juana.

Speaker 300:51:31

Mexican.

Jackie Oshry00:51:31

I think you've told me this.

Speaker 400:51:32

Mexican. Think of it. Flat top, fajitas. People love a shrimp skewer right on there. You know, you flip it over.

Jackie Oshry00:51:38

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 400:51:38

You can do the tortillas. We can make quesadillas. What can't you make on that black stone?

Jackie Oshry00:51:42

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 400:51:43

Benny Juana.

Jackie Oshry00:51:44

I think you told me that. I think you said it some time on this show because I remember people weighed in.

Speaker 400:51:47

OK, so just a scoop.

Jackie Oshry00:51:48

Just a scoop.

Speaker 400:51:48

I think that's the better one, right?

Jackie Oshry00:51:50

Yeah, that sounds good.

Speaker 400:51:51

OK.

Jackie Oshry00:51:52

Smelly.

Speaker 400:51:52

Do you have one?

Jackie Oshry00:51:53

For a restaurant? Strawberries.

Speaker 400:51:55

So we're just, like, making tomato mozzarella?

Jackie Oshry00:51:56

We're just yeah, it's kind of like.

Speaker 300:51:57

And then, of course, the next story, we turn to these warm bowls.

Jackie Oshry00:51:59

And the strawberries is kind of like something about her, I would say.

Speaker 300:52:03

Definitely.

Jackie Oshry00:52:04

But I make the bread myself.

Speaker 300:52:05

Right.

Jackie Oshry00:52:06

And I don't know what goes on. It's something about her.

Speaker 300:52:07

You're not going to sell merch.

Jackie Oshry00:52:08

And practicality. But it's.

Speaker 400:52:09

Are they out of business?

Jackie Oshry00:52:10

No.

Speaker 300:52:11

We're not sure.

Jackie Oshry00:52:11

I don't think so.

Speaker 400:52:13

Got it.

Speaker 300:52:13

When I was in LA for the Mess Singer, I I walked by it.

Speaker 400:52:16

And it was in business?

Jackie Oshry00:52:17

Tell us about that, Derek.

Speaker 300:52:18

It wasn't open right then and there.

Jackie Oshry00:52:19

That's so Derek.

Speaker 300:52:21

But it's like.

Speaker 400:52:22

It is in business.

Speaker 300:52:22

It looks like they were actively in business.

Jackie Oshry00:52:24

They are.

Speaker 300:52:24

But not at that point.

Speaker 400:52:24

Well, I wish them well.

Jackie Oshry00:52:26

Yeah, I think it's I think it does well. And I think it's a like, yeah, that's what Strawberries would be, but just a little more homely, I would say.

Speaker 300:52:31

I'm going to rip this fucking thing off my face.

Speaker 400:52:34

It's awful. It's awful. Is yours tight?

Jackie Oshry00:52:36

It's OK. The wig cap is tighter.

Speaker 300:52:37

We just have, like, so many TikToks to make after the show. Like, I can't think my beard off.

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Jackie Oshry00:56:03

OK, well, let's do another story, shall we? Oh, you know what everyone wants us to talk about, but I don't really care. But I'll do it because there's not a lot of stories.

Speaker 300:56:11

Mm-hmm.

Jackie Oshry00:56:12

The Chrisley girl and her engagement.

Speaker 300:56:14

Now, one thing about me, I'm not going to say anything bad about Savannah Chrisley. She just followed me on TikTok. And I love the work she did to get her.

Speaker 400:56:20

She's the daughter.

Speaker 300:56:20

To get her father out of jail. Like, that was.

Speaker 400:56:22

Did she get out of jail?

Speaker 300:56:22

Yeah, she literally got her parents pardoned and, in the meantime, like, took care of their whole family while they were gone. She's a stand-up gal. People are freaking out at her.

Jackie Oshry00:56:29

She's pregnant, and she got married to a businessman who is 56, a year younger than her dad, who apparently was in jail with her dad and who was also.

Speaker 300:56:37

Wow.

Jackie Oshry00:56:38

Pardoned by Trump.

Speaker 400:56:39

Wow.

Speaker 300:56:40

Yeah. It's obviously.

Speaker 400:56:42

That's a lot.

Speaker 300:56:42

Crazy. But as Julianne and I know, like, you can't get in the way of true love.

Jackie Oshry00:56:47

Yeah, I I mean, I don't know. Like, when I saw she was pregnant and she got married, I was like, great. And now everyone's, like, coming out with all these red flags. But like you said, she seems like she has a good head on her shoulders.

Speaker 300:56:58

Yeah, like.

Jackie Oshry00:56:59

So that's what she wants to do.

Speaker 400:56:59

You know what this great news calls for?

Speaker 300:57:01

A dance?

Speaker 400:57:02

A dance.

Speaker 300:57:03

Me?

Speaker 400:57:03

Yes.

Jackie Oshry00:57:04

I think Carrie.

Speaker 400:57:05

I can't get off.

Speaker 300:57:05

I'm too hot.

Speaker 400:57:06

You're not doing a whole lot of dancing. Is it because you're wearing pants under your dress?

Jackie Oshry00:57:10

It's because I have to move the show along, brother. The executives don't like when I dance too much.

Speaker 400:57:15

Is there something where if your head gets really hot, your feet get really cold?

Jackie Oshry00:57:20

I think that's, like, a loss of circulation.

Speaker 400:57:22

I have a loss of circulation.

Jackie Oshry00:57:23

OK, so you take your weight off.

Speaker 400:57:24

My feet are freezing.

Speaker 300:57:25

Should we all just, like, take a little break?

Jackie Oshry00:57:27

I'll stay.

Speaker 400:57:28

My feet.

Jackie Oshry00:57:32

You could take your weight off, Carrie.

Speaker 300:57:33

Oh.

Jackie Oshry00:57:34

Oh.

Speaker 300:57:36

Oh.

Speaker 400:57:39

You actually look more like a woman without the wig.

Jackie Oshry00:57:43

Oh, my God. He looks like a woman in the 20s.

Speaker 300:57:45

Oh, with her hair slicked back.

Jackie Oshry00:57:47

Like, you put a little curl on the side.

Speaker 400:57:49

Oh, my God.

Speaker 300:57:50

Oh, he looks like Jackson.

Speaker 400:57:52

I look like Billy Andrews.

Speaker 300:57:53

Yeah.

Speaker 400:57:53

You look like Betty Boop.

Speaker 300:57:59

No, but I do look like a Downton character too.

Jackie Oshry00:58:01

You look like Mary.

Speaker 300:58:01

Yeah, you look like you're from Downton.

Jackie Oshry00:58:02

You look like Mary when she cut her hair.

Speaker 400:58:04

Oh, I look like Mary when she cut her.

Jackie Oshry00:58:07

No, you seriously look like Betty Boop. I'm so much happier.

Speaker 400:58:11

Oh, my God. This wig was hell on earth. My feet are starting to warm up.

Jackie Oshry00:58:15

You can see the ridges.

Speaker 300:58:16

What is the style? Like, the ridging in the hair?

Jackie Oshry00:58:18

Yeah. No, and the.

Speaker 300:58:19

Tilt your no, actually, no.

Jackie Oshry00:58:20

Yeah, no, it's like, like that curl that what's her name used to do?

Speaker 300:58:24

With the gel An Anna.

Jackie Oshry00:58:27

Anna and also the one with the soap, her ladyship soap. What's that lady's name?

Speaker 300:58:31

Barrister, whatever. Like, her ladyship soap.

Speaker 400:58:36

Oh, my God.

Jackie Oshry00:58:37

If you know those three words, it's.

Speaker 300:58:39

Who uttered those immortal words?

Speaker 400:58:43

Wow.

Speaker 300:58:44

I just want to say.

Speaker 400:58:44

I'm back in business.

Speaker 300:58:45

Red is your color.

Speaker 400:58:46

I'm back in business. Is it?

Speaker 300:58:48

Yeah, I was.

Speaker 400:58:49

We'll be auctioning off this wig.

Speaker 300:58:50

I was.

Speaker 400:58:50

How many do you think somebody would pay for this wig?

Speaker 300:58:52

They shouldn't pay more than $3.

Jackie Oshry00:58:54

More than what you paid, plus it's used.

Speaker 300:58:55

Right, right.

Speaker 400:58:56

We probably paid a lot.

Speaker 300:58:57

Half of what? It's from Amazon.

Speaker 400:58:58

It was Amazon? It wasn't Instacart?

Speaker 300:58:59

It was $15.

Speaker 400:59:00

It was Instacart ads and $9 premium when we added it on Amazon.

Speaker 300:59:02

You're telling me? That's why there's a $15 billion valuation.

Jackie Oshry00:59:04

$15 billion.

Speaker 300:59:05

Instead of $15.

Speaker 400:59:05

OK, I'm just going to put this over here.

Jackie Oshry00:59:07

Was it $15?

Speaker 300:59:08

But don't put the wig too far. We have to make TikToks after this.

Jackie Oshry00:59:10

$17.

Speaker 400:59:10

No, it's right over there. What was the story? Oh, the Chrisley's.

Jackie Oshry00:59:12

The Chrisley's.

Speaker 300:59:13

Oh, wow.

Jackie Oshry00:59:13

So here's the news. So she the couple got engaged in the Cayman Islands five months into their romance in December 2025. Savannah shared on her podcast on Tuesday.

Speaker 300:59:23

Savannah?

Jackie Oshry00:59:23

He proposed with a massive oval cut diamond ring that he designed with Genevieve Stuller, a prominent family-owned and operated jewelry store based in St. Louis. At the time.

Speaker 300:59:31

I know people want me to, like, care. And, like, I don't.

Jackie Oshry00:59:34

She also revealed on her podcast that they're expecting their first baby together.

Speaker 300:59:37

Yeah, they were supposed to be getting married. Like, they had a big elaborate wedding planned, I think, for January. But obviously.

Speaker 400:59:42

How long has she and her how long has her dad and her now husband been out of prison?

Speaker 300:59:47

At least a year, maybe more.

Speaker 400:59:49

I'm saying because.

Speaker 300:59:50

They have a podcast. It's called, like, Unchained or whatever.

Speaker 400:59:52

Is there any chance that they're this baby is vis-a-vis a conjugal visit? She was visiting her dad.

Speaker 300:59:56

No. No, I don't think so. There's been more than enough time. I highly recommend listening to the Chrisley Parents podcast. It's one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. They talk about prison.

Speaker 401:00:05

I loved that show.

Speaker 301:00:06

And if I ever were to meet them, I would want to ask them, like, what qualified them at the time to get a show? They were just, like, this random family. They weren't famous.

Speaker 401:00:16

He was funny.

Speaker 301:00:17

Yeah, they had, like, this funny dad. But, like.

Speaker 401:00:19

But they were, like, pretty rich.

Speaker 301:00:19

A lot of people's dads are funny.

Jackie Oshry01:00:21

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 401:00:21

If you're will if you're rich and willing to show your life.

Jackie Oshry01:00:24

It's a great question.

Speaker 301:00:25

It is, right?

Jackie Oshry01:00:25

You ask the best questions.

Speaker 301:00:26

You could learn something from me.

Jackie Oshry01:00:28

I think I'm doing a great job. Nothing's going to stop me. You know that.

Speaker 301:00:32

I love that tenacious attitude. Do you think that comes from your childhood?

Jackie Oshry01:00:34

I definitely do. I think it comes from my background as a dancer.

Speaker 301:00:37

Mm-hmm.

Jackie Oshry01:00:37

Nothing's going to stop me. Nothing's going to bring me down. You know, when I played the titular character in Footloose.

Speaker 301:00:42

Of course.

Jackie Oshry01:00:43

Ariel.

Speaker 301:00:45

Ariel. You should have dressed up as Ariel Footloose version.

Speaker 401:00:49

Of course.

Jackie Oshry01:00:49

Oh, my gosh. Those were the glory days, you know? Those were the days.

Speaker 301:00:53

Yes.

Jackie Oshry01:00:53

When people respected dance.

Speaker 301:00:54

Yeah.

Jackie Oshry01:00:55

I feel they're going to come back, brother.

Speaker 401:00:57

Too, if you ever.

Jackie Oshry01:00:58

I do.

Speaker 301:00:58

What are you, at a restaurant, like, ordering beverages?

Speaker 401:01:00

You asked me for a water.

Speaker 301:01:01

I did, bro.

Speaker 401:01:02

You're walking me under the bus.

Speaker 301:01:03

You were supposed to be subliminal.

Speaker 401:01:04

What are you doing?

Speaker 301:01:04

You were like.

Speaker 401:01:05

You were asking for beverages.

Speaker 301:01:06

No, you were like, yeah, you just asked me. Yeah, you were supposed to be subliminal. Like, if I wanted to stop the whole show and be like, hey, can I get a water? I would have done that too. But, like, you're acting like you're at a restaurant. Like, hey, can we get the bill?

Speaker 401:01:13

Like, hey, can we get two waters?

Jackie Oshry01:01:15

Betty Boop is thirsty.

Speaker 301:01:16

Betty Boop is thirsty.

Speaker 401:01:18

I'm trying to figure out who you look like now.

Jackie Oshry01:01:21

Just, like, literally Claudia on Toast to Wien. Sorry. I saw the blood drain.

Speaker 301:01:26

You said Claudia. I was like, you're a bitch.

Speaker 401:01:29

Thank you.

Speaker 301:01:30

I look like Claudia? You're kidding.

Jackie Oshry01:01:32

No, like, this is always your base for Toast to Wien.

Speaker 301:01:34

Agreed. I always end up at the end of the episode.

Jackie Oshry01:01:37

And it's like, you just swap out a wig. But this is you.

Speaker 301:01:39

True.

Jackie Oshry01:01:40

Like, I'm having flashbacks.

Speaker 401:01:42

Holy shit. I need a cigarette.

Jackie Oshry01:01:45

Carrie.

Speaker 401:01:45

This is wow. I wish this was a vodka.

Jackie Oshry01:01:50

Wow, Carrie. Come to my trailer.

Speaker 301:01:57

Oh, that water was good.

Jackie Oshry01:01:58

Guys, you wonder how I maintain my positive attitude.

Speaker 301:02:01

She's getting dicked down in the trailer.

Jackie Oshry01:02:03

No.

Speaker 301:02:04

Vodka and cigarettes.

Speaker 401:02:05

Oh, oh, yeah, sorry.

Jackie Oshry01:02:06

We're drinking.

Speaker 401:02:07

Dicked down. We're two women.

Speaker 301:02:09

Oh, right.

Jackie Oshry01:02:10

Isn't that who gets dicked down? I don't.

Speaker 301:02:12

Yeah, but somebody needs a dick. It's me.

Jackie Oshry01:02:16

OK. I'm better now. I can't. OK, so if you guys, like, want to just have hot takes about the Chrisley's, we don't.

Speaker 301:02:21

No, I don't.

Jackie Oshry01:02:22

Sorry. And you know what? My take is Mazel Tov she's pregnant and she's married. Like, how exciting for her.

Speaker 401:02:27

My take is that it's fucking weird.

Speaker 301:02:27

Can you say the same?

Speaker 401:02:29

My take is that it's fucking weird.

Jackie Oshry01:02:30

Jealous.

Speaker 301:02:31

Oh.

Speaker 401:02:31

Oh, Ben thinks it's weird. Are you going to give your

Speaker 301:02:33

time to talk?

Jackie Oshry01:02:33

OK, give people what they want.

Speaker 401:02:34

It's weird. Her dad's friend from jail that's his age impregnated his daughter.

Speaker 301:02:39

How would you feel if your father married someone your age?

Speaker 401:02:41

Impregnated his daughter.

Jackie Oshry01:02:42

And married her.

Speaker 401:02:43

That's really weird. That's really weird.

Jackie Oshry01:02:46

And you just bet a number, Carrie.

Speaker 301:02:48

Agreed.

Jackie Oshry01:02:48

Oh, maybe I'll know that.

Speaker 301:02:49

You should know that as a woman of a certain age.

Speaker 401:02:50

That would be really weird.

Speaker 301:02:52

OK, Betty.

Jackie Oshry01:02:53

You're just jealous, Carrie.

Speaker 301:02:54

You're literally Betty. Like, I actually can't with you.

Speaker 401:02:59

That would be really weird.

Jackie Oshry01:03:00

And that's our show. 10, 7, 1, 71.

Speaker 401:03:10

Give me that pen.

Speaker 301:03:11

Where is the pen?

Jackie Oshry01:03:12

It might be sitting on yeah, here. Oh, here. Fresh pen. Oh, OK. What are you going to give it, Carrie? What's your final rating? Uh-oh.

Speaker 301:03:23

10 out of 10.

Speaker 401:03:24

10 out of 10.

Speaker 301:03:25

10 out of 10. Like a tiny little handwriting.

Speaker 401:03:28

OK, let's do it again. Critical.

Speaker 301:03:29

No, no, it's good. It's good.

Speaker 401:03:30

No.

Jackie Oshry01:03:30

Well, thank you, Derek. Thank you, Carrie. Thank you, Alphonso.

Speaker 301:03:33

And thank you.

Jackie Oshry01:03:35

Nobody ever thinks of me, right?

Speaker 401:03:36

How's that?

Speaker 301:03:37

That's good. Thank you, Julianne.

Jackie Oshry01:03:39

Always the.

Speaker 401:03:39

Thank you so much, Julianne.

Jackie Oshry01:03:40

Always the thinker. Never the thinky.

Speaker 401:03:43

Sheparding the show.

Speaker 301:03:43

Thank you, Moira slash Daenerys slash Julianne.

Jackie Oshry01:03:47

Julianne Todd Merrion.

Speaker 301:03:48

Yeah.

Speaker 401:03:48

And thank you.

Speaker 301:03:49

Thank you, Betty slash Carrie. And, of course, thanks to Kyle Trump.

Speaker 401:03:54

Fieri.

Speaker 301:03:54

Fieri Huff.

Speaker 401:03:58

Correct.

Speaker 301:03:58

How easy is that? Don't forget to pre-order Ben's cookbook. Let's Give a Taste is available now wherever you get your books. Comes out in June. Pre-orders really help a first-time author. So just be a good friend if you can. We love you all. Another Toast to Wien in the books. It's been extremely spooky.

Jackie Oshry01:04:14

Uh-oh.

Speaker 401:04:47

Good?

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1. Kyle Cooke raises ‘concerns’ about ex Amanda Batula’s wellbeing as he breaks his silence after brutal West Wilson dig (Page Six) (33:01)

2. Kim Kardashian Undergoes Surgery for ‘Irregularities’ amid Esophagitis Diagnosis: ‘Same Thing My Dad Had’ (PEOPLE) (43:24)

3. DoorDash buys Instacart for $17 billion. What it means for users (USA Today) (45:50)

4. Pregnant Savannah Chrisley Marries Jason Galanis in Secret Church Wedding in the Cayman Islands (PEOPLE) (56:04)

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