Transcript of The Five F's: Monday, March 9th, 2026

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Monday after Daylight Savings. We've sufficiently sprung forward. And I just want to say this Monday is not the vibe at all.

It's not. Daylight Savings is not the vibe. I'm not going to go on and on about why it's just not a great idea. I don't feel like it needs to be explained. It doesn't need to be said. I feel like we're all aligned. We're waiting for our civil servants to do something about it.

So true. I just can't take it anymore.

Cancel Daylight Savings, especially this one. The other one- But them kids in Alaska.

Okay.

The other one where we get an extra hour of sleep, fine, fine. But that means that we have to deal with this one where lose an hour.

And they cancel each other out, the goodness of one. I don't need either. I need for nothing in this life, okay?

No, and it's such a startling change of lifestyle. So true. Do you know what I mean? Now we will go to bed later because it stays light later. We're up with the sun and down with the sun. I remember in the summer, we would go to sleep really late because it's still light out. And then when daylight savings happened in the fall, it got dark so early. And that's when we did our major bedtime move up. And it's just a lot of change.

It's a lot of change. Some of us can't really handle it, and I'm just not interested. And I find that every fucking time it's spring forward, I just happened to be... I don't go anywhere at night, but I had dinner plans, I had a cocktail, then I lost an hour. It's really hard enough to have a cocktail and then wake up and be a parent, right? And I just find that had I known, obviously, that it was a spring forward, I would have chosen a different night for my one night out, you know?

Yeah. Also, Dana was here this weekend, and her flight was Sunday morning, and she left my house at 10: 00 AM. But it meant she left my house at 9: 00 AM. We literally lost an hour of friendship.

And for what?

An hour of friendship. No one has sufficiently explained to me the purpose.

You told me it was about the kids in Alaska getting on the bus in the morning, and that's not true.

No, it's... And then, initially, it's for the farmers.

Okay, but Bill Gates owns all the farms. So what now?

No, and we have lights. We have technology.

Correct.

I lost an hour of friendship. Dana said that she literally would have come a different weekend if she knew, because she didn't even get to come that long because of her kid schedule. She got here Friday afternoon. She had to leave Sunday morning so that they wouldn't get home too late or anything. And so she was probably here all in all like 36 hours, 40 hours. Make it 39.

It's so crazy.

It's so upset reading.

I did so much this weekend. I nourished really a lot of different parts of myself. I finished a book for the first time since... I actually don't even know the last book I read in full. It might have been while I was pregnant. I didn't read a lot when I was pregnant. Excellent book. Oh, I brought it for you. Here.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, I took the book jacket off because I'm just like, so like, this is so organic. You know what I mean?

You're not reading a book. You're reading a novel.

Yes. No, I'm literally like living in the 1900s. It was such a good book. If you like it- Don't let anyone see the title. I know.

The title is not like- No, I like the title for swirlitude, but for clout.

It doesn't give serious novel. It doesn't give clout. But you wouldn't know that I read a historical fiction novel based on the life of real life showgirl, Evelyn Nesbit. If you were into the... I just know Taylor read that book.

For sure. It sounds like a... What's her name in the showgirl song? Kitty.

Her name is Evelyn.

Her name is Katie.

Made her money being pretty and witty. They literally gave her the keys to this city. And they say she didn't do it legit.

That's so Evelyn. Is that this book? Is that what happened?

I Do you feel like either Taylor wrote about this book or this book was inspired by Tiloas.

Or they both were inspired by Evelyn Nesbit.

Yeah, yeah. It's so funny because before pictures and stuff, a woman, they were famous women, and they were the most beautiful women in the world, right? And so in the book, the woman is considered the most beautiful, and when people meet her, they faint, right? And then she was posing for different modeling campaigns, and I saw some of the sketches of her. I don't know if there are actually real pictures of her, but they're all sketches. And it's like, no one would look twice at this girl today. Do you know what I mean?

But we're so desensitized in modern plastic surgery. But I see plenty of beautiful people who don't have plastic surgery.

She wouldn't cut it. I'm just saying, Evelyn. Well, in makeup, Yeah, but they wore makeup. Rouge.

A little rouge.

So I finished a whole book. I had a cocktail. Oh, and I bought another book. I'm so crazy just reading book after book. I went to the beach with my sister.

We went to the beach on Saturday.

I've literally It's like, nourished mind, body, and soul. Chucked every bucket. Except for the daylight savings of it all. Oh, and then I went out and socialized, and I was home at 11. I'm so crazy. I checked every box. I slayed.

And we had Shabbat Friday night. Right. Made brisket.

Jackie made a delicious Shabbat meal.

We checked the faithfulness box.

What am I always saying? Food, faith, family, friends. That's literally... And then also I need to come up with a word that starts with F. That's intellectual.

Findings.

Chilling. Food, faith, family, friends, findings.

Title.

Yeah. Did you check as many boxes as me?

Oh, I checked a lot. I checked heavy on the friends box.

You had a house guest.

I had friends over multiple guests because Dana and her husband and her kids came. So that's like friends, family. So we went harder. Faith. I mean, I hosted the Shabbat, so I guess- Beautiful. We check those boxes heavy.

Yeah. And you know what? It's okay if you didn't check any boxes this weekend. Not every weekend is going to check every box, but it just so happened to have an extremely dynamic weekend. Oh, I went to the Farmer's Market.

Oh, another F? Yeah. I had to get some farm fresh wear. Last weekend, as we all know, twice, I didn't take my pajamas off. Sometimes. It was an amazing- And what's the That's an important word for that?

Like, feverishly rotting.

No, it wasn't rotting. I don't really endorse rotting.

Well, laying in bed with a baby isn't rotting.

Not at all.

Enriching. So just feverishly enriching.

You just want to say... No, but it wasn't feverish.

Can you tell I recently read a book, Feverishly?

Fa-la-la-la-la. It was very fa-la-la-la-la. And also, we had everyone over to my house last weekend, barbecue.

Very fulfilling.

Fulfilling is the word. That one was fulfilling. I read a book. It's really helpful.

I actually read two books.

It's really helpful when you're reading.

Yes. It expands the mind.

Yeah. What other book did you read?

Little Blue Truck, Spring Edition. So I feel like when we talk about the franchises within kids' novels, we talk a lot about Lama Lama, of course, Dr. Seuss, like books that have different versions, and then movies and TV shows. Nobody talks about the Little Blue Truck, and I wasn't familiar. Just I came in a stack of books that my mother-in-law gave me, and I was very drawn to it. And then I was at Barnes & Noble, and I didn't realize that they did sequels.

You didn't know that was happening.

I have much like Cynthia Reevo. So I got the Little Blue Truck, Spring Edition. I just want to say you can skip it. It fucking sucks.

Yeah. It sucks. It happens.

Yeah. Not every book can be a banger. When is the Camper and the counselor sequel that's based on your other sister who loves you so much.

I have the story in my heart. Do you?

Yeah. Have you told me yet? I feel like I have. Have you said it here?

I don't know. I don't want to spoil it. But Cameron counselor sequel is coming. It's just a matter of bandwidth on my part. Well, let's get to work.

Come on. What do you need for it? How can I help? Like, court. I could watch your kids so you can get to work.

Yeah, I guess I have just- How long does it take to write a children's book? A couple of hard sessions, and then a couple of hard sessions with the editor, and then all the liaising of the illustrator and whatnot. However, my first children's book was self-published, so that was even more work. I look forward to maybe having a publisher on the second time. Okay.

Publishers, reach out.

You would have thought that they would have on the first.

We sold a lot of copies of the Campo & Hounslow.

I have a lot of stats.

The proof of concept.

Proof of concept. Reach out. Many, many copies.

How many books does Jimmy Fallon need to write for the kids? He's an adult entertainer.

No, they publish books that sell not a lot of copies. I feel like Timothée Chalmet. We're going to talk about it. Okay. But I sold a lot. I feel like Timothée Chalmet, I sold a lot of copies.

Reach out. Link in bio.

Yeah.

I feel like it's crazy that Instagram hasn't figured out the whole link in bio thing.

Well, now it's stories.

Yeah, but the fact that you can just put a link in your caption and it takes you to Safari.

Yeah.

It feels so archaic link in my profile. Ben recently launched his sub stack.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Which has been... Apparently, that's what you do in the food space. If you are a food creator and you write cookbooks, you also have a sub stack for your free recipes. It's like anything you post online.

Are they always free? I thought that was very generous of him. I follow some creators who I feel like I have to pay.

You know, Ina has a sub stack. Do you know that? No. She has 600,000 subs, as Ben calls it, subs.

Wow. It's like Patreon.

It's like Patreon, yeah. But I think in the food space, a lot of people make it for free.

For podcasters, we go to Patreon.

Because you can't always be selling your recipes in the form of a cookbook. You should also be giving them away for free. So Ben has recently launched his sub stack. I will say, we get into bed now, and I'm reading Ben's working on his sub stack It's insane how literary and evolved we are. Last night, we rotted in bed for four hours and watched Love Story.

But some nights- There's more Love Story.

There was one more episode. It was the wedding, which is the climax. You know her famous wedding dress. Everyone thinks they're Carole on the set when they get married these days, and it's like, back button. I have to say, it was probably the worst episode. I felt like, when is this piece of shit going to end? And it kept fading to black, and I was like, thank God. And then it was picking back up in the back of a pickup truck. It was so bad. And I don't know if it's just me coming to this realization or the amount that we talk about it being factually incorrect. It's like, so why am I watching this? Like, fake factual, like fictional. It feels so random and stupid, and I'm really hating it. I don't even know if I'll finish it. That's how bad I feel like it is. And the wedding was really not good. And if, and it's a big if. If even anything about the wedding is true, my God, her and John are so fucking annoying. You're being so late to your wedding, you make all these Kennedy's drive out in a pickup truck in the middle of nowhere to sit in an air conditioning-less church.

It's not even a church. It's a square box. It's a shed. And you're just sitting there because there's not a zipper on your dress. Are you for real? That can't be real.

It honestly can't. Expect that it isn't.

No. The most interesting part was how she decided to go for Narciso Rodriguez, who was her friend versus Calvin Klein.

In the episode I just watched, she's in the apartment with her friend Narciso or whatever. That's Narciso Rodriguez. I figured. And they were trying to allude to stuff. And also the way they were engaging with each other was just really annoying me.

I guess it was a really big deal that she... I don't think at the time that she got married, she had just left her job. But the fact that she didn't wear a Calvin Klein dress, which is like, she's so Calvin Klein, right? Yeah. He did introduce them. He also really believed in her and championed her. It was a huge slap in the face. But I guess it's supposed to be Adam Rubble that she worked with a lesser known designer. I don't know. Her friend. I have no idea.

Oh, my God. Do you remember the scene where he pulls up to their apartment her apartment, and she's with an RC in her bedroom, and they're falling on top of each other.

Yeah, being weird. No. And also, I don't know if this is true either, but she does opt to make Caroline Kennedy, her maid of honor, instead of her own sister. Just because the Kennedy's are so upset about their small random wedding, it's not a real Kennedy wedding. And Caroline's being mean because she feels excluded. So she makes her sister-in-law her. If that's true, we need to stop standing, Caroline Bacet. She's the woke. Talk about not being a girl's girl. That's fucking crazy.

Well, it's probably not true.

And Caroleyn Kennedy was so awful to her, really awful. And that's her maid of honor. And things go to shit, of course. And who steps in? The real sister.

It's probably not true.

Who knows with this show? I can't. It's not good. Can't wait for next week. But actually, it's starting to lose its luster.

Do we have a lip gloss?

Do I have a lip gloss? Of course, we do.

I could use a little gloss.

Hang on, hang on. Okay, I have an option.

I expect that it won't have plump, but...

No, it will not have First, I have a Summer Friday's bomb. Okay.

I would have taken that, but now I just want to see what your option is.

If you're looking for hydration, I have a La Mer bomb.

I'm not looking to use my finger.

I love this. This is more of a lipstick gloss, and then I have a... This is a Fenty Beauty... Wait, wait. Hold on. I have one more that I think...

What the Fenty gloss? You've come to the right place. The Fenty gloss? Yes. But I want to try that one. I could use a little more color, I feel.

Yes, yes, yes. This is a Fenty diamond bomb or whatever it's called.

The Diamond of the season.

And then if you want this, I also have.

I love.

Oh, you actually need to get that. Oh, excuse me. Put that on my side. Let me use a little.

Let me use a little. I need it again.

Shout out to my makeup artist, Carla, who was in my dream last night. Oh, my God. I just remembered. At my Maha Tinnam sister's wedding, she put on this lip that was so stunning. Maha Tinnam sister. And I just had to purchase it. Oh, it's my...

Machutenam Sister, Caroline Kennedy.

I would never. I just have...

Your Majan card. My Majan card. You guys, 2026 card is coming out soon. Everyone's talking about it.

I just want to say everyone's like, The 2026 card is coming out.

They've been saying that for two months. It's always been April. And how does that make sense?

When did the 2026 card come out in January?

I'm not mad because I got to enjoy the 2025 card. And now I'm ready for 2026.

I feel like you You know how young kids these days are addicted to gambling on their phones? I'm addicted to playing Mahjong. And we don't play enough. On your phone? Well, I do play a lot on my phone, but it's just to get by. We don't play enough.

What's the cadence that you guys are all playing at? I actually feel like we're a lot, probably- Twice a week. Too much? Twice a week? Yeah, on average, on a slow week.

We didn't play this weekend at all.

But how often are other people playing?

Well, I think that Mahjong in our community is an older lady game, and these are people who are retired. I think they play every day. They go to their local card room.

Oh, no, but I mean the swirleys. Everyone's playing Majang right now, like young girls, moms. Everyone's playing. So how often are you guys playing to the swirleys?

My friends in New York play once or twice a week at night. Okay.

Yeah. I can't play at night. My brain is mush.

I'm also an interesting I did. I have Substack to write. And if you want to know why Ben Substack was written so well.

I have like muffins to make. I made muffins last night, like late night. Oh my God, I made egg bites. Oh, look at us.

Yeah. I'm like, so culinary. It's insane.

Did you see what I sent you about like bone marrow for babies?

Yeah. I am in the market for recipes. So like, thanks for the reel, I guess.

I'm going to do that one when my time comes. All right. So make me some.

I'm not buying bones.

Like buying bones, roasting them, taking out the- Harvesting the marrow, whipping it. And then whipping it into like a mustard-like dish.

Yeah. I'm going to stick with my like, broccoli Chetter pancakes.

But bone marrow apparently has like every... The nutrient density. So make it for me. It's off the charts. I'll make it for you in Cruble.

Like, that's insane.

And Cruce.

You guys.

Greuven.

Have I updated everyone that Ruby's new name is Dewey Finn? No. Yeah. Named after his father's hero, Dewey Finn from School of Rock. What?

Rui.

Rui. Well, that's how it happened. Rui, Fooey, Dewey, Finn.

Yeah. For me- That's how it happens. He's Greuven and Moven. Yeah. He's Moven and Grey-uven. Yeah. And so I call him Gray. You know how people name him? Yes.

Like, literally, Morgan Steward. Like, he's so esthetic with his cool girl name.

He's not Greu.

He's Greu. Yeah. You have to say it with the role of the Greu.

No, no, but Gre, you. You have to add the U at the end. Yeah.

Gre. What are we calling Max?

Oh, Maxy. I also call him Max.

Oh, God, I hate that. Oh, my I hate that. M-a-x-s-h. No, he's Lou-Hou to me.

Oh, that's funny. Sometimes he's Nester.

Okay.

Nester.

I love that. I love that. And you know what? He is his auntie's nephew. Like, I am a Nester.

Yeah. So he could be Nester.

I love that. I really do.

Nester. Nester.

I know. Let's wrap this show up so we can go back to our kids.

We can't talk about our kids. Otherwise, what about Namesake. Any famous Maxes we need to have on?

Oh, I forgot about our podcast Namesake, where we only interview people who share the same names as our children. Of course, there are Maxes we need to interview. Maxwell Sheffield, I would love to chat with.

We could also open up the fiction.

Yes. If you are an actor named Steven, but you name someone named Max, you are eligible.

You played someone named Max. Yeah. That's great. That's a really good way to get more people on our show.

I guess we need to interview Ariel Charnis' daughter. Ruby. Ruby Lou. We do. Yeah. Ruby Fu and Ruby Lou.

When she's of age.

Yeah, of course.

We also need to interview the people who voice Max and Ruby.

I mean, that's when the podcast ends because we've reached Mecca.

Yeah. Max and Ruby. Ruby and Max.

I guess we could dive in. I actually do want to talk about Timothée.

We have so many stories, probably more than five. I'm just going to order them as I see fit, and we'll just let it rip. How about that?

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Our first story, Timothée Chalamey is facing backlash from the ballet and opera communities after a viral no Cairs comment. So, Timothée did his CNN Variety town hall event with Matthew McConahe. A while ago.

A while ago. Nobody watched it in full, except for the clips where he talked about Kylie, because this comment went relatively under the radar until one person pointed it out.

And he said that he didn't want theatrical movie going to end up like the ballet or opera, where artists want to, quote, keep this thing alive, even though, quote, no one cares about it anymore. So now all of the international ballet and opera- The New York City ballet being like, buy tickets even though nobody cares.

They're He's obsessed with being the victim.

The London Royal Ballet and Opera took to Instagram to share footage of its craft people and performers in response to him, saying, Every night at the Royal Opera House, thousands of people gather for ballet and opera, for the music, for the storytelling, for the sheer magic of the live performance. If you'd like to reconsider, Timothée, our doors are open. But people are a big mad about this.

Okay, I just want to say the reaction is proving his point because if anybody said, Nobody cares about the Hollywood theater. No AMC theater would be writing it up. Like crafting an apology. So I know what he's saying. Obviously, he's not saying it in a way where he realizes he's not being careful with his words, but he's saying that different art forms, you can't compare ballet to movie making. The most famous ballerina in the world makes a fraction of what the worst actor in the world makes it because it is about mass appeal. Ballet is more niche. Not every person wants to go see ballet, but I have a hard time turning away somebody who doesn't want to watch a movie. It's just more appealing to the masses. I know what he's saying. He said it in a harsh way. I'm happy for the ballet people having their moment now, but they're just also a little bit proving his point.

But they are having a moment. I think ultimately, they should be thanking Timothy because, of course, ballet and opera are not what they used to be. They used to be the mass form of entertainment until movies. And now how can you compete with CGI? But I do think for a society, we are all suffering because we don't consume arts like that.

It's much like the book that I read about real life showgirl, Evelyn Nesbit. People would go to her shows as the arasaur. It was the biggest... What you are entertained by.

It's the greatest showman.

Exactly.

So he was saying...

Yeah, I understand what he was saying.

And not knocking the art itself. These people are incredibly talented, and it's honestly a shame that we've moved away from those forms of art. It's true. And I hope that we can move back, and maybe having to have this conversation will encourage more people to support ballet and opera.

I just want to say, and all the people who are big mad at Timothy, I know you don't go see opera, okay? So just stop.

It's a lot of the opera or ballet, they're very philanthropic societies, and a lot of them rely on charitable donations. I wonder, dollars and cents, how much of it is based on donations and how much they actually earn?

It's probably mostly based on donations, because if it was based on just ticket sales, they're not selling a lot of tickets. Now, I'm curious. This is Timothée's first time in a bit of scandal. Do you think we'll get a notes app statement? Do you think we'll get a video or we'll No addressing.

Based on the Timothée that I think I know, my limited information about him, he doesn't care. Yeah. And I think he said what he said, and maybe if he could go back, he would have said it more gently.

But the message, it was just a delivery, not the message. There was nothing wrong with what he said. It was how he said it.

Well, I think for some people there was something wrong with what he said.

But I think for him- No, but he's just speaking facts. Not as many people watch ballet now as they did 20 years ago.

I don't think he'll regret speaking the facts, but I think the way in which he said it, if he could go back, he would change it. Now, is that something that you need to apologize for? I don't really think so.

I would imagine having a three-way conference call with Krischena right now. She's the expert. Maybe she's getting her opinion, or he has no idea and doesn't care how big this has become.

Yeah, I think it's also become a silly little thing. Yeah, it's not that serious. It's not that serious. I don't think he's going to lose jobs over this or anything. No, no. And I don't think that he should apologize because that's just like... Lame. Like, apology culture at its worst.

No. And save your apology for something you're actually I'm sorry about. Right.

So I don't know. But I also don't maybe know how big it's become. I just see the memes and jokes. Right. And the text is with- Okay, Kyle Richards. And the text is with PK.

Yeah, it's just memes and jokes.

And I think it's a funny thing that's net-net good for- Ballet. Fine arts.

For the arts, yeah.

So I think that's good. And I wish there was more ballet and opera to support. I agree. It's a beautiful art form.

You know I could have been a ballerina.

But I genuinely like, I don't know. I need to watch the larger conversation because what were they talking about?

They covered a lot of different topics in that random CNN town hall.

You want to know something? I was actually so influenced by that CNN town hall that you know what I did this weekend?

You watched Interseller?

Well, I started it. I think I watched 50 Minutes before Max woke up. I watched it with Dana on Saturday night. We wanted to watch a flick. That's hilarious. She never saw it either. I've never seen it. And she never saw it either. And I've never seen it either. And I've never seen it either. And Timothée has been raving how this is the greatest movie ever made, and I'm endeavoring to watch it. Now I have three days on my rental.

Oh, you got to act quick.

I have to act with hast. I'll try and watch a little bit every night, but I really want to watch it. I've heard amazing things.

A little bit every night. I don't believe that's how Timothée intended it.

I know, but like, Timothée, I'm a new mama for the third time.

Yeah, just watch it. You got to just sit down. I'm trying. You got to just sit down. You can't do it. I feel like you're not going to like it as much as Timothée wants you to like it.

No, I know. But I actually think I paused at a good part because they're in space, spoiler alert, and it's going to take two years to reach their destination. Not a spoiler. I barely started the movie.

I just feel like you're spoiling a lot for me.

No, I paused right before the two-year gap. So now I'm having this big gap. So by the time I turn it back on, it'll be more realistic that it's two years later.

Why don't you just wait two years for the full real-life experience?

That's probably what's going to wind up happening. A thousand %. I'm going to lose my $3. 99.

Oh, well, that's actually happened to me twice. I rented two movies since I've been here. Oh, my God. I have to tell you, you know what? This turnt TV in the bedroom of the place we're staying has become the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Samsung TV+, which is not a thing, they have the most turnt content. Do you know that Rachel Ray has a show? And the whole concept is the same thing. She's a queen of 30 Minute Meals, and that's why she was so successful. Like, mothers everywhere, just like, whip up meals, not afraid to use store bought, whatever. So she reiterated that concept, but it's clear she doesn't own the name 30 Minute Meals because it's Rachel Ray's Meals and Minuts, and they're all 25 to 30 minutes. And it's literally like a vlog. She films it in her home kitchen. Her husband sits on a chair by the bar. It is the weirdest format. She's the craziest person.

I like that because on 30 Minute Meals, there's commercials. I feel like things were prepped for her.

No, nothing's prepped.

I like that. It's not fair to call it a 30-minute meal when the recipe calls for chopped onions, chopped carrots.

And it's like, well, they're not factoring it into the time.

It's so true.

No, no. And she does not stop yapping. It's probably a 10-minute meal. She doesn't shut the fuck up. She just knows everything, and We don't care. Tomatillo or tomato, just tell me which one to use. She's so chatty. And her husband, they're like, they're boozy. So he's there to make a cocktail for what she cooks. And they're just always cocktailing it up. She's so nutty. I feel like she's drinking before, during, and after. She's just so nutty, and literally, she burned the whole meal. And so it's very vlog style. It's not tailored, and it's just like- That's what people want these days, authenticity. Yes. No, and you know how every cooking show, they block all the labels of whatever they're using, which is annoying. She don't give a fuck. There's labels on everything. Her kitchen is a fucking mess. There's mail in the background.

That's realistic. That's what people want to see.

It's a Samsung TV plus exclusive piece of content. It's the crazy The biggest thing. And they're just slinging drinks, burning everything. But she's making a nice meal.

My Samsung TV Plus go-to show right now that comes on when I turn on my TV for the last couple of weeks has been Dawson's Creek.

Never seen it.

Me It's before our time. Yeah. Like, Carole and the set of shows. Literally. Yeah. Like, she was watching Dawson's Creek.

She definitely wasn't. She was too busy, like chain smoking and ruining her sister's life. I'm cracking. I don't mean she was sad sister. That scene really upset me.

Timothy He's in about a hot water. We'll see how we navigate this situation.

He needed a little edge. Don't you feel like this makes him a little sexier? Like, he was just too beloved.

Yeah, but this is such a non-scandal. You've offended the- High brow arts.

Yeah. Yeah. No, but it's a good scandal. He needed something.

Then, of course, people are making it like, How are you going to put down live performance when it's the only job AI can't take?

People will make anything about AI. You just tell that to my AI-generated Chetter Brookely egg bite recipe, okay? When you say AI is not helping anyone.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some other major news that has become major over the- Donna Kelsi? That I'm obsessed with.

Me too.

It's going viral. Kelsi is going viral because TMZ put out an article.

They just- And they put it out in their standard TMZ esthetic, which is always they break the news. Which is like, someone died, somebody gave birth. Somebody's getting divorced. They have an office down at the courthouse, as Kelsi says. I was like, oh, my God. When I first saw just the sheer headline, I'm like, Donna Keltie died. They're so drama with their red and black alerts.

But no, Donna Kelsey is renovating her Florida home. So the news is that Tracin and Travis's mom- Tracin and Travis. Tracin and Travis. Donna is glowing up her Florida pad. She's in the middle of a home renovation TMZ has learned, according to official records, filed last month. So this is where they're getting in. Taylor's future mother-in-law appears to be redoing her two-bed, two-bath, 1,430-foot square foot pad in Florida. Where? Orlando.

I wonder why she has a place in Orlando.

Maybe she likes Diz.

I could see her actually being a Diz adult.

One thousand. And I feel like whenever... I feel like Jason's taking his daughters there a bunch, especially when they win the Super Bowl. Donna always comes. So maybe Donna is like... Maybe that's where they stay. Yeah. The documents show Donna hired a company to replace nine with- This is insane. In six stores at the home.

When celebrities are talking about how they have no privacy, they do, compared to Donna Kelsey. Why? Why was this written up? And then people's reactions to it is what made it an even bigger story. It might have just gone by the wayside. But this is some crap you read about in life and style.

This is mindless news. And then people reacted to it as they should, just being like, Well, how can I sleep at night knowing this? And it's hysterical. Now it's like world news that Donna Kelsey is renovating her condo.

I hope she catches in on this big moment and maybe gets a Raymore and Flatingan commercial or does like an HGTV mini-series.

One thousand %.

Now I need to see the condo.

Show me the nine windows.

And you know what? That's my humble queen living in a two bedroom condo.

Six doors?

That's a lot of doors. That's not renovating, just so you know. Replacing windows doors. I feel like in Florida with the hurricanes, you have to every X amount of years. So it sounds like she's just doing some routine maintenance on her condo. And yet here we are discussing it as if it's world news.

It is. It really, really is. I hope she shows before and after.

I would love that. Does Donna Kelsey even have an Instagram?

I feel like she does.

I feel like it's run by a team.

I would love a transition reel.

I would love a transition reel.

Set to maybe a little to Loas. Just an idea. Just give it to us. And you know she likes to give the people what they want. She's like, such a pop culture girl.

And one thing about Donna, and I think it's why people like her so much. She's very regular. And that's what regular folks do. They make transition reels.

Those are the big stories of the weekend. Donna Kelsey renovating her condo or house.

I think condo.

Yeah, I don't know why, I think. But I think. And Timothée- Sort of hot water. Getting himself into trouble. Are you ready for our next bit of news, which is some crime in Los Angeles? First- I am. Rachel Zoe's home was hit by burglars this weekend. So Rachel Zoe was in Las Vegas for the opening of Zero Bomb Las Vegas, and her home was burglarized early Sunday morning while she was out of town. Just really quickly.

You know, Rachel Zoe was in Vegas for the Zero Bomb. Did you know what crew she was with? No. She was with the Nader's and Pippa from Tell Me Lies.

That was the crew. Oh, I saw the Nader's with Pippa.

Yeah, and Rachel Zoe was a part of that crew, And I knew that Rachel Zoe and Birg Steer were friends because I feel like they recently hung out. But I didn't know that was happening. And I'm just obsessed with that crew. How does the three of them get together?

And they're saying Alex Earle and Tom braided were there, too. I saw that. So they could be noodling.

I saw that.

At Seth's Halloween party.

Yeah, I saw that, too.

At Chris.

I'm glad she's having fun. I feel like the fling has run its course.

I'm personally ignoring it now. I'm not ignoring Until they step out together. Of course, they go to the same parties. They're on the same circuit every time they're seeing together. I don't believe it. She's still crying over Braxton.

I know. I know. He's definitely just obsessed with her.

You think so? Yeah. You know what? I don't... I mean, I don't think so.

I do. I think he's losing sleep thinking about this young hot thing.

I think Olivia said he's mentoring her.

Oh, my God. You and Olivia, like delusional queens.

Yeah, he's mentoring her. Olivia said no.

She actually- Just like the weekend, Angelina Jolie were meeting for a business.

She didn't say that he's mentoring her. Actually, she said that she thought that they could relate to each other being the- The best at what they do.

Also an amazing point. Olivia has never said anything infactual. That's my queen right there.

Wait, so here's the story. Rachel Zou's home was burglarized. Tmz has told Her alarm company received an activation alert, and the alarm company quickly notified police. Patrol units in the neighborhood responded and spotted two male suspects leaving the property. Tmz is told one of those suspects is in custody.

Good. That never happens. Which is great news.

That never happens.

Don't you feel like her home have been robbed if she wasn't a real housewife of Beverly Hills? It's literally a rite of passage. We've got Teddy, we've got Kyle, we've now got Rachel Zoe. I feel like we have- Cathy. Cathy Sutton, that both of their houses were burglised over BravoCon this year. It's insane.

It's really insane.

And I feel like if you're... I don't know why they go for... Oh, Dorit. Sorry, I forgot to mention her. I don't know why they go for reality stars more than they go for traditional celebrities. But maybe it's because reality stars are always telling people where they are.

On Instagram, yeah.

And unfortunately, I just feel like we're going to start seeing reality stars who are of means not posting in real-time anymore. If I was, I would never. Never.

Yeah. It's so crazy. I'm glad that they caught someone. I know.

That also never happens. They never caught the guys who did Dorit, right?

They never caught to anyone who does anything. It's so true.

Also- Did they get anything?

I mean, talk about like- Unclear what they got, if they got.

Talk about stumbling upon treasure. Yeah.

Also, more crime in Beverly Hills news. Rihanna's mansion was hit by gunfight on Sunday, early Sunday morning while she was home. A 30-year-old- While she was home. Yeah, a 30-year-old woman was arrested Sunday, early Sunday morning after, so like 1: 20 AM. No, actually. Hold on. After firing several shots with a rifle at Rihanna's mansion while the singer was allegedly inside her house. Lapd responded to the report of the shooting at 1: 20 PM Sunday and quickly took the suspect into custody. One bullet reportedly pierced a wall of the home. Photos from the scene showed yellow police tape outside the singer's home. La authorities were also seen closing off the street near her property.

Oh, my God. We're never getting that album now. I just want to let you know. She's not giving the fans anything. This is the price of Fame, literally, her home where her children being shot at with guns. Oh, my God. That's insane. I didn't even hear about this. I think- Those LAPD were going to overtime this weekend.

I mean, I think every weekend.

I think every weekend, too. That's crazy.

It was published last night, so that's why you probably didn't hear about it.

That's like I feel like there are a couple of things that if you're a celebrity, you expect to happen to you, like stalkers, robberies, gunshot. That's insane. She must be freaking. She's also such a private celebrity, but she has a lot of different homes. It's even freakier to know that this person knew you were home. Because she's not somebody who- Who's posting on Instagram. Not only that, she's not somebody who gets paparazzi all the time. We know when she's in New York because it's a big deal, but nobody knows where she is most of the time. With Taylor, I feel like people always know where That must be so scary.

Yeah. Really, really crazy. The outlet also reported that the police dispatch for the incident noted approximately 10 shots being fired at the house, which came from a vehicle across the street from the house.

Like, who would try to kill Rihanna?

Like, seriously. The suspect then sped off in a white Tesla.

You said it was a woman?

Yeah. I'm glad they caught someone.

Yeah, again. Yeah. Oh, my God. That is so scary.

So scary.

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Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. The before mentioned, Brooks Nader was spotted getting friendly with Kevin Costner in Las Vegas. It was a big weekend in Vegas at the before mentioned, Zero Bond launch at the win.

And I just want to say, I know this is crushing to Lou Angela steps because it's the final nail in the coffin of what could have been Louanne Costner.

I don't think Louanne stays down long. She put it out there, Kevin Costner. It didn't happen. On to the next- Whenever I see him, I think about how the perfect woman is out there for him.

I I can't think about that a lot. I can't think of anything other than Louanne Dela Costner when I see Kevin Costner. Now, having said that, I'm obsessed with this. I know everyone's like, But she's 20. I don't give a fuck. One thing about Brooks Snater is she's in charge. I just know he was dazzled by her.

Brooksnader knows her own mind. So true. So whatever she chooses to do- She's an eldest daughter.

You can't tell her what to do.

Yeah, she's over 25. She's divorced.

Frontal lobe developed.

She knows her mind.

I'm obsessed with this. Now, I don't think this is the great love of her life. I doubt she really entertained it because when you can get any man in the world, Kevin Costner actually doesn't do it.

I heard he's got him in the horse. Yeah, I've heard he's a dick. I feel like not even we've heard it. Everyone, he fights with everyone. It's confirmed. It's not on Yellowstone anymore.

It's confirmed, yeah. Having said that, I could see him being so obsessed with her.

She likes an RC guy. It's true, Gleb. Yeah, she famously said, I wanted to dance with the biggest douchebag on Dance With The Stars.

Having said that, I'm not... I'm obsessed with this moment, but I hope it ends here. I don't think that this is the next big thing for- That's not really a word I use. What?

The word I just said. Dbag? Yeah. I was quoting the great Brooks Nader. Of course.

What is the actual item? Like a douchebag?

Oh, please, please. No.

It's a perennial device.

Nice, right? Yeah. But I never call anyone that word.

Me neither. I mean, we're not in a sorority. I feel like if you're talking about frat boys, you use that word. It's like a young person's word.

Yeah. No, I feel like it's just you either use it or you don't.

Okay, what's the equivalent? What do we say? Like, he's such an ass.

I just said arse.

I say he's such a dick.

I guess. I don't really say that either.

You don't really say much in terms of- I don't say much. In terms of profanity?

In terms of he's not a good guy.

Okay.

He's a good- He's a bad guy. I like that. He's a bad guy.

So So just want to say, loving this moment, hoping it ends here.

Yeah, and they were just like, spotted sitting next to each other talking. But when two single people are doing that, of course, you wonder what's brewing.

I just love Brooks. I am obsessed with the Fame of Eric Snyder. She's just doing it right. She's having fun. I think she's making a lot of money.

Yeah. So we'll see what happens between the two.

Two lovers.

Our next story, Alex Earle was also in Vegas, but this isn't about her jaunt to Vegas. She's teasing some tough conversations with her stepmom in her new reality show. Alex Earle did a vlog talking about everything in her life, but also what fans can expect from her reality show that's coming. She touched on what it's been like to lose control of the editing process with the show, admitting she's feeling nervous about how she and her relationships will be portrayed. She said, The parts where I'm saying nice things or retracting what I'm saying, I'm like, That's definitely probably not getting in the edit. I think it's just scary how things can be edited and portrayed. That's at least what I've heard from a lot of people. She specifically called out the way that the reality show's filming was impacting her family's relationships with each other. This is really interesting. She said, When there's an issue, you have to go up and talk to them and figure out the issue on the show. Sometimes we'll just sweep things under the rug and we're like, Let's not disturb the piece of the family. That's not a good TV show.

It's like now we're in family therapy. You really got to talk through all of the issues and have conversations face to face with people. She mentioned that her and her stepmother, Ashley Dupre, had been having a lot of conversations as a result of the filming as well.

Yeah. I mean, I think that I don't think... But of course, when you think about her stepmother, you think about how she came to be her stepmother and the drama beyond it. But it doesn't sound like that's actually the conversations that they're having. I think that... Remember when we were reporting on dancing with the stars. Ashley's just nutty, and she was posting that stuff, making Alex look bad, like coming for Cari in. Just putting Alex's job in jeopardy and putting Alex in a weird situation. I think it's more situations like that where they're all becoming famous now. And Ashley is a content creator. She has a lot of followers. She does a lot of mom content. She does a lot of conspiracy theories. She's into UFOs or whatever. She has a lot of followers. And so with that, it's like, you have to be careful with what you say because you're a content creator, but you're Alex Earle's stepmom first. I bet that gets weird for Alex.

You think that's going to be the bane of their issues on the show?

Yeah, unless they're sitting down talking about the affair. But that was so long ago, and it seems like they all actually genuinely moved on. I'm the only one still talking about it. So no, I don't think they're having those types of conversations.

She said, Me and my Mom and I have been having a lot of conversations about our relationship, and it's been good. It's been scary. There's also been drama with that. I can't imagine how it all comes together.

I imagine if I'm Alex and her stepmom is riding her coattails, probably as much as Ashton is. Ashton is more popular, and she's also posting crazy things about just the world.

Things in Alex's life.

And also Alex's life. And it's like, you know what I bet is a storyline She was doing an outfit with her husband or whatever, and she was saying that... I forget what it is, but Alex's dad was wearing this blazer, and she was like, I saw Tom braided wearing it, and I bought it for him. Things like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alex is probably mad at that, and she's right.

Yeah. It's like, you're- Well, if they're filming right this minute, I wonder if they'll address the Tom braided stuff to say that they're not together.

Yeah. Also, When she talks about losing the edit, whatever, I know that she announced the show on Netflix. It's in partnership with a production company, Dave Gruntman, her friend. I don't feel like she's completely cut out of the editing process. She's not totally ends off.

Yes, but at a certain point, they're going to have to make a show, and things might wind up in there that she would otherwise not have preferred. But it's going to be good television.

I'm sat for the show.

I am as well, and I think she's doing a good job of making content about the show while filming a show and teasing the show. Because remember, we said she could run a little, like, spread herself a little thin, like having to do all this content and a reality show. But I feel like this is a great example of a good way to do it.

Yeah, but it does feel like a lot. And I haven't seen a lot of her TikToks recently. I feel like she's just doing a lot. Now, I forgot. Thank you for bringing up TikTok. Do you know that there's a new... There's a new face.

On TikTok?

Yeah. If you want to be young and cool. You know how when we grew up, it was like the smize. There's a new pose. It's called the pout, and it's not the pout that we know. Ready?

It's actually like, I have a hard time doing it. You sound like Mary Kate and Ashley.

It's an iteration of that, but it's like Gen Z Mary Kate and Ashley. Okay, ready?

You want to show me a video of it? I'm sorry. What? Show me a video.

I don't have a video. It's just like...

Who does it?

Everyone.

Where should I see it? Ashton Earle?

Like all the cool girls.

Ashton Earle does it? Let me go look at her.

I feel like I'm doing it.

Does Sally do it? I don't know. Happy belated birthday, Sally.

This.

Ashton Earle. Okay. Maybe it's not what- You have to try it. This that Ashton is doing.

Like, no.

She's just like dead pan.

She's not doing anything there.

This. Well, she's not doing anything.

Give me the phone. Hold on. I'll find one, and then you can recreate it.

This?

No, no, no.

Okay. This?

No, but more relaxed. Okay, here, here, here. You see, it's like a mug, and it's really upper lip heavy.

And also you got to clench your cheeks a little bit because you...

Kind of. It's like you're doing a little too much. It's supposed to be a little bit more effortless.

I'm just learning.

No, I'm just giving tips. What's here? It's very top lip heavy. And it's like you smell something.

Okay.

I feel like I'm doing it. No. No? No. I have to see.

I have to see what it looks like in order to tell you if you're doing it. And Ashton doing it with sunglasses on. Does Haley Bieber do it?

I don't know. It's a little bit more TikTok.

It's younger than that?

Yeah.

Well, can't go too young. No, of course.

That wouldn't be very fulfilling of us.

No, it wouldn't. Our fifth or sixth and final story.

Whatever it may be.

Dave Portnoy is writing a memoir, and the title is here. It's great. It's pretty fantastic. So Dave Portnoy posted on his Instagram, actually in response to Sophia Franklin, but he also shared that he is writing a book, and it's called Cancel Me If You Can. It's available for pre-order. It's coming out in June. And I think he's going to tell his... I'm assuming it's his story, like his memoirs.

I feel like he probably touched on Daddy.

Wherein he would touch on that.

A little bit.

And Sophia is obviously touching on it in hers and talking about Dave.

And he posted this- He's using the momentum of Sophia his book to promote his own, which is interesting.

It is. And also his book's coming out first. Yeah. In terms of a title- It was like time to tell everyone.

I know. In terms of a title, 10 out of 10.

Ten out of 10.

Ten out of 10. I think it's probably more zoomed out, like How he started Barstool. We think of him now as modern, but there's so much lore. I don't know. I feel like the fact that he's using the Sophia Franklin, I don't know.

I I saw that he posted her clip where she was asking me about him, but I couldn't watch with sound and there were no subtitles.

She was doing a list of Q&A, people writing in questions about her book being like, You're going to talk about Dave Porno? And she's like, Yeah.

Okay. And he's going to talk about her.

I don't even know if he's really going to talk about her. It's not really his story to tell. Do you know what I mean? I feel like he'd talk more about Alex.

Yeah.

He could probably mention the Call Her Daddy thing, but I don't need to hear his side.

And I also feel like, one, we've heard his side. Remember, he took over their podcast when they stopped releasing episodes, and that's also what blew it up. So again, I feel like Sophia is the side that we haven't heard entirely yet because she says there's way more. But I look forward to reading both sides. I'll read both of these books.

Actually, when I went to Barnes & Noble this weekend, I did look in a celebrity memoir section. I was looking for Lisa Rinna's. Maybe it's not out yet because I didn't see it.

There's no way. I know. Isn't that weird? No, I'm sorry. It's out. You think? You don't do this much press for something that hasn't come out yet. Let's see. Was hers, These Lips Were Made for Talking?

It was not in the memoir section. I'm just letting you It's out. It's called You Better Believe I'm Going to Talk About It, which is a great title.

These Lips Were Made for...

It's out. Yeah.

I couldn't find it. Actually, that's a good title, too. These Lips Were Made for Talking.

She has so many one-liners.

Yeah, You Better Believe I'm going to Talk About It. That's like, Should Yeah, it's a little long. I would rate it. I wouldn't.

I would rate it pretty well. For some reason, like, celebrities lose their mind when they name their memoirs, and they go so rogue and stupid. At least she's referencing one of her iconic lines. Maybe it's not the line I would have referred to, but it's better than Hope, luck, Catches Ina. What was that book called?

Also, Dorites, Which is Unburdened by What Has Been.

Terrible. That's Kamala's book. What is Ina's title? Be ready When the luck Happens. It's like, that's what I mean. Celebrities lose their fucking minds.

I know. That's why I love it so much.

They never go for the obvious thing.

No, but it's hard to see yourself. If I had to sit down and choose a name for my memoirs right now, I would have a hard time. But the audience could tell me in two seconds what my memoir should be.

Guys, why would your Jacky's memoir be named? Let me think.

Hold on. Memoirs of a Jacks.

At this point- Well, now at this point, but I mean, outside of our running joke.

At this point, if I ever wrote a book of memoirs, which wouldn't happen, but I would say- Memoirs of a Streisand. No, it would be Memoirs of a Jack's because of the lore, not just because I think that's a great memoir name, but because- It's actually not a good memoir name.

Memoirs of a Geisha? No, because Memoirs of a Geisha, you need two syllables. Jacky? Memoirs of a Charity.

Memoir, but you didn't- No.

When I was titling my book, at the At the last minute, somebody was like, But just like, Girl with no job. I'm like, Oh, yeah.

From a publisher's perspective, it makes sense.

It has recognition. Yeah, no, I have no regrets about the title of my book. I couldn't get creative with the title, but then the subtext I could have. The Beautiful Life of a Crazy Instagram Thirst Monster.

The Crazy Beautiful Life. Whatever. Not of an Instagram. Not a Crazy Instagram.

And it should have just taken out Instagram because I thirst on all platforms.

Yeah. It's a sign of the times. It's a time capsule.

Yeah, I love that, as it should be. So what should Jackie's title be? Like, toast, swirl. I feel like there's so many things.

Do you see that Rihanna's- You can't see it.

Rihanna's Lingeria Company, Savage, has an item called the Swirly Girly or whatever?

Yeah.

Our influence.

For sure. I just feel like because it's so out there, girly swirly.

Swirly? Not girly. If it had been the girly twirly, I would have said- Girly swirly. Yeah, but they just flipped it swirly girly.

But even they have the swirly bra, we would say, Oh, the bra has swirls or whatever. It's girly and girly together. Correct. That's the magic of Swirly and Gurly.

I thought that was interesting.

Yeah. I mean, we're just ubiquitous. It is what it is.

Sipping culture.

Yeah. Happy to do it. Love to do it.

What's the story? Oh, Memoir.

Memoirs of a Dave Portnoy.

Cancel Me If You Can is a great, great title.

It's really fantastic. Memoirs of a Barstool.

That would have been good. No, it wouldn't. I like that.

It would have been good for just the two of us.

Yeah.

Yeah, but I guess then we could go and tell everyone about it. But no, Cancel Me If You Can. Seriously.

No notes.

Give them a raise.

I enjoyed those eight stories.

I did as well. Lots to catch up on on this Mondaris.

I'm still recovering from the news that Donna Kelsey is renovating her home. So sorry if I felt like a little low energy for the second half of the show. It was a lot to take in.

I do beg and plea that someone make the most of this moment. Cameras up. Cameras up. I need a contracting... Like Tyler Cameron, get in there. That's what I was thinking. Get in there?

Somebody. Tyler Cameron is very busy renovating the Bachelor mansion with host Tasha Adams.

And Hannah Brown. Really? Yeah, I think it's the three of them. And first of all, Hannah Brown is a new toaster. Yeah, I saw that. Welcome. Second of all, she's been posting, she moved into a new home, and she's been posting a tour while also sharing what she's going to do to every room of the home. And it's captivating stuff.

Well, maybe she is on that show then.

Oh, yeah. She's renovating her home. But she also has... Her home right now is really pretty, and she's showing us what she's doing. I thoroughly enjoyed the content. I look forward to seeing some transition reels.

That's wonderful.

So welcome Hannah Brown.

Yeah. I don't find myself talking a lot about Hannah Brown on this show. But that's good. Yeah, of course. But when somebody who's name comes up a lot on the show, and then I find out that they listen every day, that just happened with somebody actually extremely famous. I won't blow up their spot. But we talk about her maybe once every two weeks. And then I found out that she watches every day. And I need her to stop.

It's just a hard line to walk.

It is. Reminds me, of course, of Bobby and Asipha from Shaz O'Sunza.

Reminds me, of course, of Philip Phillips. Pug Casa. We're going to find out any day now.

We have been offered an interview with Pug Casa. The master singer team reached out. We were like, okay, before we agreed to an interview, we need to know who it is. They're like, We can't tell you. I'm like, Well, what if it's a baseball player? No, not even that.

What if it's somebody who hates us?

What if it's somebody more likely who we hate? I don't know. I respect how serious they take the show, but I can't commit.

And the fact that they wouldn't even tell us. First of all, we're not going to tell anyone. You're part of the show. We're not going to tell anyone. Just tell us who it is.

I know.

Just fucking tell us who it is.

They're being nargy. We're literally losing our minds.

And you can't even just tell us. Like, come on.

We're a big show. We can't commit to just anyone. What if it's a not famous person?

And aside from the interview, just put these girls out of their misery.

Seriously, they shoot horses, don't they? Tell us who it is. I didn't even read that book. I just know the title, and I remember being really shocked by it. It's a great title. That is our show. Happy Monday. Hope we've sprung you forward in a meaningful and fulfilling way. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast, The Millennial Morning Show, where we deliver the fast-time stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe and give us a video of a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast and our podcast will be found on Spotify, it's on social, public radio, where we're going to get a podcast. We're a video, a video. We are. Have an amazing day and we'll see you tomorrow.

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