Transcript of The Cheese Stands Alone: Tuesday, January 27th, 2026

Good morning, girlies. It's The Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast-fired things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast.

They sound amazing.

Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday. Oh my God. Okay, that's depressing.

Yesterday, It was a long one.

I guess it's Tuesday. So sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Here to lift everyone up in spirit and in warmth and love.

I love your warmth and love, Koji.

You better. It's so warm and loving.

I love your warmth, Koji.

I just feel like I have really nothing to give today since I ran no errands before the toast. And while yesterday morning was incredibly traumatizing, I realized if I ever have errands, I need to do them before the toast because me and my errands were so interesting.

You and your errands.

Getting all errands, getting all errands for toast. I love that song. What is it? Me and my Teddy, getting all ready, getting all ready for School. What is that from?

You know, classic Tings, Baby Tings.

Yeah, yeah. Not like a film or anything?

No, I think it's just like a...

Who's Teddy?

I think it's a jingle. Who isn't Teddy?

So true. Happy Tuesday, everyone. We've got a great show for you guys. We've got stories, we've got DTQ, New Jersey Toaster's Community. We're running on time this week unless we have a- Breaking news. Yeah, or a lot of prefacified banter, an episode runs like... No, I'm kidding. We will be doing it. And they're actually amazing today.

Or if I watch a TV show in the middle of this episode and have to do a TV recap.

Speaking of random TV, did something so crazy last night?

Crack.

Crazier. Meth?

I finally got it. Crazier. I don't know our sounds because I'm not going to- Wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.

Start it again. I did something crazy last Crack. Crazier.

Meth?

Crazier. I watched the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which is the original sound, and I just randomly decided- We'll circle.

Every day I got it right.

The weird thing about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is nobody's talking about it, even though it's So it was a big season. I only watched one episode, and I forgot the last season was so good, like Sutton v. Doreet, lots going on. No, I love it.

I watched the first two episodes of this season a while back. I just have fallen off Southern Charm, but I'll be back.

It was good. And the Garcelle of it all. I don't know why no one's talking about it. The season is ripe for goodness. And I haven't met the new girl yet, but apparently she's crazy.

People are talking about the new girl.

Yeah. So I'm excited to be a part of it again. I apologize for my delay. I don't pay for subscriptions unless I need them. So my Peacock does lay dormant until the Olympics, which are coming up. And I feel like that's up until recently. And I needed it for Love Island, but I did cancel it after Love Island because I am a fiscally responsible person. So I wasn't going to renew for- How do you watch Traders? Well, now I have because of Traders, which allowed me to watch the Real Hot Fives of Beverly Hills.

You are cardboard coji. I just want to say, I know some people cancel their subscriptions when they're not using them. But there's nothing superfluous or extravagant of you paying for Peacock year-round? When your job is TV?

A hundred %. There's just something about Peacock. I will never cancel months of Netflix. I will never cancel months of Hulu. I've never canceled Max. Something about Peacock, it's so temporary to me. I can't explain it. Transient. Apple TV plus. I guess when the new Ted Lasso came out, I would buy it for that month. I don't need Apple TV plus year round. It's like a fake platform. Peacock is becoming less and less fake, but I'm not at the place yet where I need it year round. Sorry. I'm just not.

I should just give you my subscription, right? No.

And you know what? I feel like we haven't even talked about, which is disgraceful because it is our job to remind people when the Olympics are happening. The Olympics are happening so soon. February 2026. That's literally in a week. Okay. And you know I fucking live for the Olympics.

Where are they happening?

Somewhere fabulous.

Milano?

Yeah, somewhere fabulous.

I think it's Milano.

And it's winter sports. It's so chic. It's obviously not as exciting as a summer Olympics, but it's exciting nonetheless. And it was the summer before last that we were watching, you remember, in Paris? I just feel like nobody's talking about the Winter Olympics.

I'll talk about them when it's time.

So I'm glad I have Peacock because they're streaming exclusively on Peacock.

I just feel like Johnny Wears is going to be all over the Olympics.

That is like his time to shine.

And he's on Peacock right now. He's on Tread.

Imagine if you only had the opportunity to work every four years. Yeah, you would show up and show out dazzling every four years.

Just because he's on Treaders. And maybe Tara, maybe together, they'll have a show. Oh, by the way. It's called Secret Best Friends Recapping the Olympics.

No, it would be called Secret Best Friends that nobody cares about, Recapping the Olympics. Yeah, no, that's definitely why they were both cast because it does feel random to have two-figure skaters.

I guess so.

And you I don't ever get about the Peacock Olympics.

That's good synergy.

Agreed. I could get someone Biles in there. Get one of the gymnastics. She's summer. Oh, right. Okay, but in two years.

Yeah. Oh, in two years, we'll have gymnasts on Trader's. Swimmers. Get Katie Ledecky on there. Okay. You know who will be on Traitors? Alona Mar.

One thousand %. She's still an active Olympian. Oh, is she? Yes. She's like the best in her league. You know who is going to be on Traitors and who's perfect for traitors? Except, clearly, they cast Colton, so I don't care about people with sketchy pasts. Ryan Loctey. He's ripe for traitors.

Oh, yeah. For the summer traitors.

The Ryan Locte arc is insane. Yeah. He was on his way. It's just, you know what? It's actually not... He just caught Michael Phelps in a bad spell because I don't feel like he was even that amazing of a swimmer.

No, I think he was amazing.

It was like he beat Michael Phelps. He's obviously better than Michael Phelps. But Michael Phelps was just inhaling Stevia or whatever he said.

The opposite. Ryan Locte is like Sham and Secretariat. In any other year, Sham would have been the fastest horse on Earth. But because he was up against a super horse, that was Ryan Locte and Michael Phelps, who's the Secretariat.

And then he Jessie Smaletted, right? He did something here. He did something like that smelt of Jessie.

And was at the Olympics.

Yeah.

He said he was robbed at gunpoint by like, it was in Brazil, Rio Olympics, by like, Brazilian thugs.

And the gas station footage said otherwise.

Yeah. He was like, hovering his arse.

And then he had an E-show, Living Locty, something like that. He's just an interesting guy.

Even I didn't watch that.

Yeah. And he was from Florida. Everybody loves him like Gainesville, right? Go Gators.

Is he a gator?

Yeah, he was like a gator, something like that.

I was in Florida proud back then, so I don't remember.

I just feel like his art could be studied because he should be at the level of Michael Phelps. And you know who Michael Phelps looks like that I feel like we're not talking about enough? He looks like Justin Baldoni. So they both for a brief period of time had a man bun, and they looked exactly like during the man bun era. Okay. Yeah.

If that's how you feel.

Okay, Ms. Trunchable.

Okay, Ms. Trunchble. That's what Ms. Honey would say.

I just want to say that when you make calls, I'm always hyping up your calls.

You don't hype up my calls. I, some of them you do.

I hype up most of your calls because I believe in you and I believe you.

You believe in my calls. Yeah.

And it's not even that I believe in your calls, it's that I believe in you. Okay, but let me ask you something. And I just got a sense recently, actually, that you don't believe in me.

Okay, but let me ask you something. Say you make a call, and in my heart, I don't see it. What should I say?

So the fact that you are capable of not seeing it means you don't see me. I see you so wholeheartedly that your calls are brilliant because I see you.

You're just making better calls.

No, sweetie, no.

You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to- Start making calls. I'm going to sneak attack you with a bad call that I don't even believe it.

Oh, so you're pre- And see if you- Meditating Hating.

And see if you just blindly believe my call. Because you're saying you blindly believe my calls because they're mine.

Now, you didn't like my Katie Perry, Travis, Kelsey, comparison. You gave it back to me, told me to workshop it. So it's just two days in a row where you're not seeing or believing in me nor my calls. And I just want to let you know I notice it and I resent it because I see and believe in your calls. And I don't think that your calls are just generally better.

Let me tell you my lived experience with your call today. Oh, great.

Okay.

You said I said, You know who Michael Phelps looks exactly like? And I was waiting for you to say, and then I would be like, Oh, my God. Yeah. But when it was Justin Maldonian, I was like, Oh, no, I've never thought that. So what do I say?

Just remember, I backed you when you said Justin Rose looked like Hannah Brown, okay? Back in the day, you said that Whitney Rose from Celina's husband looked like the bachelorette Hannah Brown. And I had your back because you know what? I did see it. But that's because I see you. Okay? Fucking bitch. Just you don't see me. That's It's plain and simple.

Okay, well, I'll work on my site.

Yeah, get your vision tested.

And maybe you can hone in on those calls. Fucking bitch. We can work together.

No. I'm more of like a lone wolf. The wolf. The cheese stands alone. Okay. What's that? Oh, you don't know the cheese stands alone?

The cheese in your purse? Is it still there?

Oh my God, what a fucking mistake with that cheese in my purse.

Did you pull out that cheese on the show?

Yeah. You guys saw my cheese yesterday, right? Yeah. Well, I had to go back. I forgot to drop it in the fridge. Then I'm running these errands with the cheese, and it was still a little cold.

You literally met up with Ben in the middle of the- To exchange the cheese because Ben was coming here and there's a fridge here.

Okay, that's where my cheapness. It was six dollars worth of cheese. I got two packs. It was more so not the money, but the convenience of having to go back.

You broke your back to get this cheese.

Yeah. But look at the content we got out of the cheese. No, I have no issue.

But just the fact that the cheese was in your purse all day.

Not all day, but till midday.

And then later in the day, you actually needed this slice of cheese. Yeah. But you had already done the handoff.

I was making a grilled cheese, and I was like, Well, if only I had the cheese. But if I had still had the cheese, it would have gone sour by then. Yeah.

It looks like you need a little refrigerate or if only you had ice packs from your breast milk. Yeah.

Or if I just instacarted the cheese.

You need a little travel pack with I have breast milk and...

Yeah.

With an ice pack. With an ice pack. Yeah. Cheese ice pack.

Yeah. So it started the Real Housewives Beverly Hills last night. I don't have any ever present thoughts, except that I just forgot about Bowes and how much about... I love her so much. And she just got engaged. Okay. And I read a blind mind, which please take it for the greater insult.

I think I saw the same thing.

That she is pregnant by surrogate.

Well, I read a line that a housewife is pregnant by surrogate. By surrogate. But it could be anyone in the multitude of states.

It could. I don't know how many housewives are on their child wearing journeys. A lot of them, we come to know them long after that journey is over, especially once who would be doing it via surrogate, which we know that that would be Bo's journey. So I believe that it's Bo. And I'm glad her and Keely are still together. In the beginning, last season, it was giving maybe showman. She just needed a storyline. But no, it's true love.

Yeah, it's really cute. How do you feel about Rachel, though? I know it's early to make a call, but are you feeling her presence?

I am. I thought she was going to give us nothing. People who are at that level, like Denise Richards, sometimes they feel like they don't have to show up because they just show up with their name and it's enough. But not her getting into the custody battle and everything right off the jump. Loved that. It sounds like she's down to clown, which I love. If you're not going to get down and sling mud with the rest of us, get out of here.

Yeah, I liked her. I'll go back to watching it. I just did some personal admin last night. Had to catch up on the old email.

Oh, okay. I didn't get any emails.

I had to catch up on my calls with family and friends. Oh, yeah, of course. I had to just I got a side time for that.

That's beautiful.

Yeah. And it was a Monday, so I was like, I'm not missing anything if I don't watch TV. Yeah.

Tell me Lies is what? Tuesdays? I guess so. Not everything in my life comes out on Thursday. That just doesn't work for my schedule. The Pit comes out on Thursday. Trader's comes out on Thursdays. It's annoying.

Yeah. What else are we... And Tell Me Lies we're watching.

I believe Tell Me Lies comes out on Tuesdays. Yeah. Okay, so what time? It's already out. Oh, great. So Monday nights, technically.

No, we'll watch it tonight.

12: 00 AM Monday. We'll watch it today.

We'll watch it today. And we'll recap it tomorrow. What am I doing? Oh, where? I'm going out tonight.

Let's go out tonight. I have to go. You know where I really need to go? I need to go to the mall. And I want to thank everybody for not clowning on me in the comments about the fact that I... And thank God we're sitting behind a desk because I wear the same pair of pants every single day. Actually, I got new pants today. What are those pants? Are you wearing Guisio?

Danielle?

Do you know her?

Like, fancy?

Yeah, I'm wearing Guisio.

You're wearing fancy pants?

Yeah.

Like from Revolve?

From Guisio.

It's like Danielle Guisio.

Yeah. Why is it so shocking that I could wear a nice pair of pants?

I'm curious, is Danielle Guisio different than Guisio?

No, no. Guisio is the brand, and it's yes, the artist formerly known as Danielle Guisio. Okay. And I keep singing, Pin-Oh Guisio, Girls.

I just want to say, you're wearing fancy pants.

Yeah, I know you think I live in a cardboard box, but I'm actually an extremely affluent woman. Yeah, I'm wearing cashmere pants from Guisio.

I'm sorry, that's like a low-key slay on the Tuesdays.

Yeah.

You guys can't see my pants, but I'm wearing cream barrel jeans.

Oh, sorry. So I absolutely need to go to a store. I was supposed to be here for two weeks. I don't know when the hell I'm going home. I'm having such a fabulous time. Why would I go? The weather's insane. So yeah, I need to buy a pair of underwear. I'm literally, I don't have anything. And I want to appreciate everybody not commenting on the fact that there's four shirts in rotation, and I wear each four every week. I try to do the Monday shirt on Friday. I try to stretch it out, but I need to go to a store.

So let's plan a mall trip. And we'll plan it, not just run over there. We'll plan it. Pump. Pump or maybe Schrollers. Let's go. Lfj. We can park up at the mall. There's a bag I want to see.

I have to see. There's a gal I want to see.

I have to see about a bag.

So just thanks everyone for your patience.

I think you look great. And with $100,000 hair, everything looks great.

You don't need anything else. Oh, I'm not wearing my headphones today.

Oh. Do I need them? No, because you have $100,000 hair.

I just love hearing you.

Oh, fa-la-la-la-la. And you know what I have?

Who sing that song, Fa-la-la? Fuck.

You fucking bitch. I was going to say Hilary Duff.

Oh, that's what you were singing? Yeah. Someone's what? I mean, hold on. Do it.

Okay, wait.

La, la, la, la, la, Good. Oh, good stuff.

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All Our first story, a little more lively, tailored, Baldony. Just new messages, not that have been unsealed, but that people are- I know.

It was so much shit release that it's taking people. It's like WikiLeaks.

Yeah.

They were finding shit. I don't really remember wikiLeaks, but I remember it was weeks.

Yeah, it's weeks of stuff. So then there's more headlines. But also, source is saying that Taylor Swift is fuming over the release of her private text as she's dragged into Blake Lively's legal drama. So Taylor Taylor Swift is reportedly fuming over the release of her private text with Blake since being dragged into an actress's legal battle with Justin Maldoni. A source told us weekly, so take it with a grain of salt. It doesn't feel like it would be so crazy. It's not far fetch. This feels extremely factual. They said it's honestly been really hard for Taylor. Having her text out there made her feel exposed and violated. Like something private suddenly wasn't hers anymore. That doesn't sit well with her.

Yeah, I felt it when I was reading them. I think everyone did. It feels so crazy that we were reading the innermost thoughts of Taylor and her number one girl for years. I know it's just a text message, but it's a stream of consciousness, and it is such an invasion of privacy. So I don't know if this Us Weekly story is real or not, but like, duh.

Especially because these were put forth by Blake and her team to prove something. Because we learned at the end of last week that Justin actually has no claims in play anymore. His suits have been tossed.

Yeah. So Blake is suing him. His counter suit, because I was confused after last week, and I asked Chad to explain it to me. I was a twelve-year-old. He was counter suing Blake and the New York Times, but a judge tossed his. So it's just Blake suing him now. That is the case we are studying and preparing for. Yeah. And so this is Blake. And what's so crazy is that Blake's evidence, and I know there's two things going on, the court and the court of public opinion, but Blake's documents, which were supposed to vindicate her have somehow made her situation worse. And especially because I was thinking, I'm like, maybe her and Taylor are still friends. We've never really gotten a confirmation.

No. This means no.

Yeah. I was holding out hope.

No, I really don't think so at all. And then also, Justin Maldoni was called a moron by a studio exec for allegedly alluding to rape in a press interview for the movie.

Yes. So this also was reminding me of the Sony leak. Remember when all those Sony executives, emails were hacked by North Korea or whatever?

They say that's still the craziest thing. What? They don't know who was? Well, they said it was North Korea because of- Because of Seth Rogen. Because of the movie. Yeah. Seth Rogen, yeah. The interview was coming out, and North Korea didn't want it to come out, so they leakeded Sony's emails. And it just like, that sounds It does sound really crazy.

Like a company versus a country.

And it was never confirmed. That was just the theory.

Well, a lot of things came out. A lot of emails between people whose names you wouldn't know, but they're very high-powered executives.

Maybe it was confirmed that that's what it was. But if that's what it was, that was crazy. What's so crazy is- They were holding the movie- Not Kevin Hart being coming the biggest story from that stupid saga when he was like... He wouldn't post his own movies without getting paid extra for a social promotion.

And you know what? I feel that.

He was a businessman.

Yeah, but that was the big headline, and he wasn't even a part of the interview.

And then they still put out the movie as an act of defiance. If you went to see it, you were- Like scared. No, it was an act of defiance.

It was a revolution.

Yeah. You were a revolutionary.

I can't remember if I saw the movie. I think I did.

You definitely did.

I don't feel like it was that good. I get it confused with Aladdin. Oh. What's that movie? The Dictator. Yeah. The Interview versus the Dictator. And they're both about North Korea figures in countries, right? Dictators. Yeah.

Yeah.

And who played Kim Jong? It wasn't Seth, was it?

No. Are you crazy?

What is this movie? I don't even remember it.

It's Seth working with James Franco, and they go to North Korea to interview Kim Jong Un, played by Randall Park.

Okay. I don't even remember the film. I just remember the drama.

I think also they got an interview. They're two bozos to get an interview, and then they have to go undercover. I don't know.

Got it. Okay. I find the emails from all the executives to be so interesting because obviously...

Oh, so what they said about Justin Baldoni.

He was apparently doing press and being hella inappropriate. So much so that the executives at Sony were like, We need to have a call with Justin and his PR team because he was basically basically saying- He said, Justin is basically alluding to raping Atlas out of Lily when talking to the Dallas Morning News.

We cut the tape, but he is a moron. He shouldn't do any more press, but he has a lot left, so maybe we can talk ASAP.

That's just interesting because Blake has been the one largely accused of not being sensitive to the film's issues. It seems like everyone was struggling. It is a sensitive film. But you know what? I was rewatching our episode from Friday, and we were talking, I was saying how this was like a lose-lose situation because it's like such a sensitive topic. But it's like, movies about sensitive topics. They're like a million Holocaust movies. They're movies about slavery. People don't struggle this much.

No, this isn't the most sensitive. No.

Yeah, I take it back. Obviously, it covers sensitive issues, but sensitive issues get covered in films all the time.

No. And every movie is about some serious movie. It's about being serious.

Covered real-life historical events of terrible things.

I can't think of a movie nowadays that's- That doesn't cover a serious- Unless it's a joke of a movie.

The interview.

That's a serious issue.

Yeah, no. I take it back.

I just want to say. No, this movie isn't any more sensitive than anything else. Than anything else.

Yeah, agreed. It's not like... Yeah, it's not special. Yeah. It's just everybody working there was not okay.

I would say the The only maybe challenge they faced is the sensitive nature of the movie is a bit of a spoiler. So how do you market it without also... You need trigger warnings nowadays. So that's a little dicey. But again, they can't be the first people to have to- No, agreed. Just like the book itself was marketed.

Correct. But the book itself was not marketed as a story about domestic violence. No. I had no idea when I read it.

When you read Colin Hoover, I don't know. I feel like they're just not giving audiences enough credit. That you could pick up a book and maybe it's not what you thought it was. And that's okay. And that's okay.

Yeah, of course. Yeah. No, don't get me started on trigger warning culture.

That's what the rating is for. Yes. To keep audiences out who aren't prepared to see it.

Yeah.

So more emails, more drama.

It will continue.

It's going to get worse before it gets better.

Anna Wintour got thrown in there. Jamila Jamil got thrown in there. And Jamila Jamil made this term video, defending herself. Did we talk about Jamila Jamil's response?

Not the response. We talked about the citation of Jamila McJamil, but not Anna Wintour. She was saying- She said to Blake, I saw the movie.

It was amazing. Like, so sorry. It was such a terrible experience. It seemed like Blake would have told everyone who would listen about her terrible experience.

She said the rooftop scene was inspired. This fucking rooftop scene.

I literally said to Jackie the other day, I'm like, I don't want to sound dumb because I saw the movie and read the book. What fucking scene? And then Jackie was like, It's when they meet. Oh, yeah. So It was the first scene of the movie.

When Rael and Lily meet on the rooftop of their building, that's how they meet each other.

For the first time. It's the first scene in the book. Yeah.

And she rewrote it. That was something that came out years ago, that that was really contentious. It was her stab at rewriting. Ryan manipulated it in this rooftop scene. Yeah.

Okay. I don't even remember.

I actually need to go watch the movie.

Have you never seen it? No. I'll watch it with you because now I need to study it. And the rooftop scene, I didn't realize.

And I need to see the brilliance of the rooftop scene.

Yeah. I feel like it's so crazy that in all of this, there's no emails or anything talking about the wardrobe and the hair, which was such a topic of conversation. This movie was scandalous before the big scandal.

When we saw those pictures, the thing is, I saw the movie, and it was really crazy that she dressed like that.

It wasn't enough to distract. I actually happened to have really liked the movie. But why was she wearing and doing all that?

I don't know. And I feel like that's on him because he directed and produced the movie, so he got the wardrobe.

But you know she's so wardrobe girl. She is known for styling herself. I could see her bringing her clothes and wigs from home.

It's crazy that no one's mudslinging about that.

That's what I'm saying. That was such a thing before the movie. I imagine the PR Department for Sony was freaking out when those pictures came out because it was so negative. Where are the emails about that? Because that was so funny. It was crazy.

Who's doing is that? Everyone wants credit, and they also want to voice blame on all the shitty parts of the movie.

The shittiest part was the costume.

Who did And not the person who actually... The costume director. Who sewed the dress. They're just doing what they're told to do. But who's vision was this?

I just want to quickly return to Jamila Jamil's response video because I just feel like it needs to be mentioned how strange it was. So it was the day after her involvement was leaked, and she said that, Sorry, she took so much anti-anxiety medication the day before because of internet, so she wasn't able to respond. And it was just a weird video. I don't really know or care what she said, but her nipple I'm almost slipped out. Her boobs are so... I couldn't tell if it was intentional or not, how much cleavage she had. And I'm not one to even notice stuff like that. I know. Can I show you? Sure. It was just really cleavagey, and I don't even use the word cleavage ever. It was just like... What? It was booby. It was getting booby.

I was just letting you finish what you had to say about what she said, and then you said her nipple. What?

Here. What? Yeah. Okay. I'll stay, too. Okay, look. Is that just a lot of breast?

Oh, that's not what I thought it was going to be. I feel like you hiked up the amount of breast.

Do you think it's an appropriate amount of breast? Or am I being weird?

I'll never know because- So you feel like it's just a lot of cleavage for a statement? I don't know how much cleavage she usually puts in her videos. I don't know.

It feels like she's arching her back. Looks like she show more cleavage now.

I honestly... I can't- Is that a bad call? I can't have my own opinion about it because it's already been muddied by yours. Okay, sorry about that. If you showed me the video and then said, What do you see here? Maybe I could have come to my own conclusion.

There is a report in the Daily Mail that said, Blake insisted on $600,000 worth of wardrobe for her character. I have to imagine that a lot of the wardrobe was Blake's doing. I just want to say, just because she's so fashiony- Yeah, because I'm looking at this picture of Taylor and Blake. In a big pencil skirt, striped. Yeah. And she is known for being, for better and for worse, own stylist.

Yeah. And I feel like when she goes on to projects, that's part of hiring- Yeah.

I mean, think about how much criticism she got for the press tour and her outfits, right? Remember all the flowers? They were gorgeous. Yeah, they really were. And it was supposed to be Lily-coated, right? So if it was Lily-coated, why wouldn't she have done that in the film? Yeah. Can somebody search the WikiLeak email and find out who was responsible for these heinous outfits and hair choices?

Yeah. Or did everyone feel really good about them? Did Blake like them? Oh, yeah.

Maybe they all agreed, and it was just their collective blind spot. Yeah. I don't know. You're bringing out such party products. Can I get that one, too?

Yeah, of course. I just feel like, I don't know why. Sometimes it feels like I'm not wearing enough makeup. I know. You're beautiful. So I need more lipstick.

That's it. That's it. Not a good call, Jenny.

Yeah, I could leave them. I like that call of yours.

Thanks.

Let's get into the next story. Kyra Banks has premiered or announced new America's Next Top Model documentary. Trailer just drops, and she admits she went too far. So Tyra, who hosted the Competition Reality series for its first 22 seasons, is among those speaking out about the show in a new documentary called Reality Check. Inside America's Next Top Model, which hits Netflix on February 16. She said, I haven't really said much, but now it's time.

Okay, this is just sheer brilliance on Tyra's part. It's giving Fattie Amy. She's saying it before anyone else can because there was a time, and I'm surprised at the time, when they were doing the Abercrombie documentary, where they were going back to early 2000s culture and just saying how it was all bad and canceling inside the real Abercrombie. I'm surprised that there wasn't one about America's Next Top Model because so many clips resurface now, and it was seriously not okay what they were doing to those girls. So Tyra spearheading the documentary so she can't really be canceled is an act of serious ingenuity. It's brilliant.

I don't think that's what it is. I don't think she could be canceled for America's Next Top Model because it's like, we all watched it. They said In the documentary, like 100 million viewers. If what she was doing... Obviously now- Why The Biggest Loser, that was the most recent documentary, had hundreds of millions of viewers.

And in hindsight- But no one's getting canceled for it because it was like everyone was I don't know. In The Biggest Loser documentary, they were like, pointing fingers at everyone.

Like who? Bob and Gillian?

Well, Bob was a part of the documentary, which is smart. Gillian was not. Of course, she looked like the villain. You know the network execs? They're always pointing fingers.

Yeah. I just feel like- So being a part of it makes it seem like you're safe.

I saw Bob Harper, I was like, Oh, okay. So he's good.

Yeah. I don't know. I just feel like everybody watched the show. Nobody had issues with it at the time. And so it's like, Yeah, now we can all look back. But then to say, to yell at Tyra for something from 20 years ago when at the time everyone was eating it up.

No, but that is what happens these days. So I could have seen a world in which the documentary came out and Tyra was the devil because she wasn't just a host of the show. She was deep in the production. So So it wasn't like this was just a job she signed up for. She was at the helm of it.

I'm excited to watch it because, yeah, there are clips that go viral, but I haven't seen any... Of course, we see we were all rooting for you. Some of the mean things that are said to the girls.

The makeover is very culturally inappropriate, culturally insensitive.

In this documentary trailer, they show some of the crazier things, which I either forgot or never saw, which was like they did a shoot where people had to change their ethnicity.

Yes, of course. That clip goes all over TikTok once a year. It's so crazy. I would say.

Another one where they were doing the makeovers and they did some girls teeth. Yeah, they did cosmetic surgery during the makeovers. Yeah. So I will be reminded or learn for the first time of some of the crazier things that happened because to me, I'm just like, Oh, yeah, it was cut through. Girls were called fat. They cut off someone's hair and then send her home the next day.

Yeah. I think we'll have a moment of reflection and realization when the documentary comes out because we don't think about it on the same level, but it just reminded me, it feels a little bit akin to bridalplasty. Do you remember that show?

Not well.

On E, where it was a bunch of girls who were engaged in a reality competition series where they lived in a house. They did all these bridal challenges, who can make the best bouquet or whatever. And the winners would get the plastic surgery of their dreams for their wedding. So if you won the challenge, you could get a nose job, and then you were exempt from the next challenge while you were covered. Girls were getting like BBLs. It is the most insane concept for a show. And the fact that that ever made air, where's the documentary on bridalplasty? And we were all watching it, not even thinking it was that crazy. No wonder girls our age are so fucked up. Why were we... I was watching that in high school.

There was also that show, The ugly duckling or The Swan. What was that?

What was the concept of the show? I need to look that up.

I think that was the craziest one, but I don't remember. It was like a bunch of...

What they The Swan. It had two seasons. It's an American reality show, put on by Fox. Garner negative reception from critics and audiences at the time because the series often focused on the promotion of negative body image for women. The premise was each episode of this series followed two self-proclaimed ugly ducklings who, over the course of the three-month period, experienced an extreme makeover from a team that included a personal trainer, a therapist, of course, dentists, cosmetic surgeons, whichever woman was deemed more attractive give at the end of the three months, would move forward to compete in a beauty pageant held at the end of the season. Following the pageant, whichever contestant received the most votes for the greatest transformation was given the title of The Swan.

That's fucking insane.

That's really bad.

That's insane.

Okay, wait. Hold on. There was a scandal in season one.

Right out of the gate.

A contestant named Tanya Slovich, she dropped out of the show on her own accord after being caught with a mirror, which was against the rules of the series. Chills. So another contestant became the swan. She was about to win, Tanya, but she lost because she was caught with a mirror. So Marlene Norman won the swan pageant. Other contestants claimed the reason for her dismissal was due to her requiring hospitalization and that the mirror thing was a cover up. That's what other contestants have said.

Oh, my God.

This is so crazy.

That needs a documentary. That makes America's Next Top Model look like child's play.

The winner was awarded a contract as a spokesperson for various sponsors and premiums by corporate sponsors.

Crazy. Eazy time.

The series premiered to 15 million viewers. That's insane. The series received a negative response immediately from TV critics. Entertainment Weekly claimed it was... At least people were saying it, a misogynistic mix of TV's twin vices, commercialism and conformity, USA Today said, Yada. It was widely regarded.

Well, a lot of things were premiered to negative opinions.

In 2013, the second season contestant, Lauria Arias, spoke publicly about problems she attributed to her participation in The Swan, including unresolved surgery complications and Mental Health Problems that she says were exacerbated by her appearance on the program. And in 2010, Entertainment Weekly ranked the program as the worst reality television show ever produced. And then they did a docuseries. Oh, they did. Vice did an episode on it because Vice had a docuseries called The Dark Side of Reality TV.

So this to me feels like the beginning of a series because it's called Reality Check inside America's Next Summer. I feel like they could do it for other things, too.

Well, bridalplasty next, please. If that show had zero fans, me and my four high school best friends, we're dead. We were obsessed.

So this will be good. It premieres on Netflix February 16th. Stay tuned.

Honestly, I will. And shout out to Tyra for getting ahead of the curve. I just want to say that's a businesswoman. Yes.

Speaking of Netflix content, something I was talking about yesterday, weirdly, that Kim Kardashian Netflix movie, First Look dropped yesterday. Nikki Glaser's in it. Nikki Glaser, Kim Kardashian, Eva Longoria, and Fortune Themster are the stars of the Fifth Wheel on Netflix. I told you, she's in the next Bridesmaids.

Okay, who is it again? Okay, Kim, Nicki Glazer.

Eva. Oh, no. Eva Longoria is directing it. Sorry. Brenda Song is the third, and Fortune Themester is the fourth. The film is set to follow a group of high school best friends as they attempt to reconnect during a weekend haunt to Vegas.

It's giving girls trip, which launched Tiffany Hadish's career. The only thing about this is that the only one who seems like a funny actress is Fortune Femster. Nicki Glazer's hysterical stand-up. I've never seen her act in anything. Kim is like, a wild card. Brenda Song is a good actress. Is she funny? This is not the next Bridesmaids. I just want to say.

So it seems like the group of high school friends attempt to reconnect during a weekend in Vegas. Then a hot outsider who's played by Kim crashes their weekend. They're forced to face their messy lives, bad decisions, and unraveling friendships. Are they all the same age, these women?

It's giving me, I don't know. I don't want to be negative.

I don't want to be ageist.

And this is crazy because Nikki Glaser is Taylor Swift's number one fan, and here she is cozy up with Kim Kardashian. But a job is a job. And I feel like Taylor understands that.

Yeah. Also Taylor won't acknowledge- Yeah. Plenty of people in Taylor's circle work with Kim, Sabrina being face of Skims.

Yeah. Taylor also won't acknowledge Nikki Glaser because of Ms. Americana.

In Ms..

Americana Taylor's first documentary, there's a montage of media talking heads saying negative things about Taylor during a specific period in her life, and Nikki Glaser is a part of it.

And it haunts her.

It haunts Nikki Glaser. And she's definitely made up for it by giving every dollar she ever had to Taylor Swift. But it's just awkward.

I think Taylor will move on from it.

Nikki Glaser talked about it when she was on the toast, if you want to listen to that episode. The experience of hearing her voice in a documentary, she was so excited to watch and how it was quite literally the worst moment of her life. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I feel Taylor will forgive her. I feel like they'll come together.

She calls her... She just basically said her and her friends are too skinny and bitchy. That's what she says in the clip.

There's worse things to say.

It's so true.

That's too skinny. Oh, no.

Nikki Glaser, please stop telling me that I'm too skinny. It's really toxic of you. I'm just a person.

So Yvonne Goria is directing this movie, and I guess this is the movie that was talked about in that of Kardashian's is huge when she sold it to Netflix.

I'm skeptical. I hate to be so negative.

I'm skeptical, too.

Okay, good.

Yeah. But Nikki Glaser and Fortune theme star are really funny, and Brenda Song is a really good actress.

Yes, she is.

So it's possible.

It is.

Are you ready for our fourth story? Victoria and David Beckham put on a united front with kids after Brooklyn.

Yes. Everybody showed up, kids and partners.

After Brooklyn's outburst, Victoria was honored in France, and she was photographed walking out of the Hot Couture Spring Summer 2026 show on Monday.

They are handling this extremely well. I don't know. We didn't I'm going to talk about how the day after David was doing a GMA type of show in the UK and was asked about it, and he was just like, Kids make mistakes, and they have to come to those realizations on their own. But we love him. It was such a good response. It didn't even blow up in the way that I barely Because he didn't give them anything.

No.

And it must have made them so mad because it was very much like you're being a petulent child and we'll be here when you're done in time out. They are handling this extremely well. I imagine it's been devastating inside the doors of Beckham Castle, but outside, they're doing an amazing job. I feel like I see her everywhere in a positive way. Like her business, him, the family. This is a gorgeous picture. It's like, look, we all get along, so we're clearly not the problem.

Yeah, especially bringing all the partners.

Yeah. It was a choice. Even though they always do this. It's not like they're being a fake inclusive family now. The clip from the Beckham premiere, Netflix party that's going viral with Nikola and- With her sourpuss space. Being weird and Victoria giving her back to Brooklyn. They have always been inclusive of all the kids' spouses. So this is not fake and performative. It's just perfect timing.

It is perfect timing, yes. The younger boys and their girlfriends, the girlfriends are always there for David's 50th, et cetera. But she got a really big honor by the French government. And I don't know that the girlfriends would have been invited any other time for such a big honor. It's like being in the wedding pictures when you're just a girlfriend.

For sure. But I don't know. They seem to always be out and about.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. They do always include. Yeah. Which I don't even know that it's the right thing.

It's required. Right.

But yeah, there's strength in numbers here. Yeah.

It's giving... Everyone says, You're dead, roll over. We're all saying one thing.

No, and we're all getting along. Right.

We're an amazing family who love each other. I don't know what you're talking about.

There are two new variables in the- And they agree with us. Romeo's and Cruise's girlfriends, and they are able to put on a happy face. Like, what's wrong with you two?

Yeah.

Yeah. It's pretty glaring.

But to Brooklyn and Nicholas credit, and I know it's only been one week, they have asked for privacy, and they They aren't being Thirst Monster generals. But of course, that would be so obvious. Only time will tell. But if privacy is really what they want, and that's what they end up doing, that will be the true vindication of them.

They're still in their Lakefront Canada era.

Baze.

Yeah, for sure. Harry and Megan didn't make the move for three months.

Well, you mean physically move to the States, but they didn't make a move to media for maybe a year. They were smart in that.

Well, they did the Oprah interview. Oh, right. And that was like- That was big. That was maybe two months Was that two months later? You were in the British Virgin Islands.

I was in the British Virgin Islands, yes. When was I in the BVI?

No, I think it was actually a year later because they- March. They exited- I was in the BVI's March.

It was Brian's birthday.

Of '21 because they exited right before COVID.

Oh, so it was like a year.

So it was like a year before they did Oprah, but they had already moved to the States.

Yes, yes, yes.

But it was also COVID, so they were limited in what they could do. Correct. I think they were stifled by it.

The satellite interview wouldn't have cut it.

No. And they're not going to make their... No one's going out. You can't make your big entree. What are you doing?

Right, right, right. To society.

So if they're following their playbook, I think we have a couple months before we hear from them. Our fifth and final story, are you ready for it?

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What business you in?

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Our fifth and final story. Sydney Sweeney shares a sneak peek at her new lingerie line, CERN. I don't know how to pronounce it. Cern? S-y-r-n.

Cern?

Cern.

This is, first of all, she should be having lingerie.

She should call it Cyn, S-Y-N. Like Sydney? She doesn't have an R in her name. And then Cyn, it's like, sinful. And she is into the double entendre because she posted a teaser video on Sunday. She wrote on the mirror in lipstick saying, Coming 128, and then the site currently displays the message, I'm coming for you.

Got it. Like, cute and funny. That's exactly what she should be doing. Is this what the Hollywood sign fiasco is about? Yes.

She was like, draping bras over the Hollywood sign in a guerrilla marketing stunt for CERN.

They're saying she's getting arrested and all there's backlash, but it's all manufactured, right? Like, it's fake, and they obviously had permits to do so.

They had permits to film, but not to touch the sign and climb on it and throw bras over it. They had dirty underwear on it. She could get into some legal trouble.

It's giving... What is it giving? Come on, read my mind.

Vanessa Hudgens. Yes.

Oh my God. We are such sisters.

That's what happens when I feel your call. I can complete it for you.

Shut up. You're such a teacher. With your teacher It's a beautiful moment. Like, go away. Can't we just have a nice moment? Yes. It's giving when, rest in peace to Vanessa Hudgens and her old boyfriend. What's his name? Austin Butler. When they went on a romantic hike through a National Park and carved their names, their initials in a tree, which is cute, but also illegal in a National Park.

Yeah.

It's like doing something for content, not realizing, next thing you know, you're in jail.

Yeah. And you told on yourself.

I can't believe you knew what I was talking about. That's really crazy.

Sympatico.

Sympatico.

Yeah, that's what she was doing with her braziers on the Hollywood sign. But she's also coming out with a lingerie line, and it seems to be like, this is her big one. It's her line, CERN. It's not like a collaboration. This is her big project. She's the face of a lot of things, but she hasn't come out with her own products.

There was a TikTok of in Sephora, and literally, Sydney Sweeney was on eight different brands. She's the Kheristas girl. She's the Moroccan oil girl.

You could do Kheristas and Moroccan oil.

Maybe not Moroccan oil, sorry. But she's really commercial, and I feel like she's done so many brand deals. I don't even know all of them. She did like- K19. She did all- She did K19. She does so many.

And Kheristas and- I don't know.

Maybe it was a Kheristas or K19. I'm just going to ask Chat, what brands has Sydney Sweeney been the face of in the last four years.

She also did the Dr. Squatch.

Yes.

So Bathwater. She also does Duncan. She did the jeans.

Of course. Oh, God. We got to be talking about the jeans. American Eagle, Mumu. That's fine. Armani Beauty, Lenej, and Maristos.

Okay, those are different categories, but yeah.

Samsung, Ford, Hey Dude, Dr. Squash, Baskin Robbins.

Baskin Robbins, not Duncan Donuts.

Auto Trader, Hellman's Mayonnaise.

Auto Trader.

Now, CERN, her own lingerie brand. It's a lot. My only fear is like, Yeah, girl, get your bag 100%. It's giving a little oversaturation.

The thing is, though- Now it's her own brand. I actually don't think so. She's in so many different far-reaching categories that I didn't even realize. There was a time where she did three in one week, and I think that was too much. People were like,.

I remember when she did Lynette I was like, It's enough.

Does she have money problems? It's giving debt. When she did Baskin Robbins right after Squatch and or whatever.

She came up with a cone at Baskin Robbins. It was really low, right?

It was too much in one week, but I don't know about Autotrader. I didn't know about Ford. I feel like she's going all over. If you are into Lenej, you also don't know about- Auto trader. So I feel like she does pretty much a good job, but this is her first time.

She's launching her own.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I'm just worried about her and her brand deals. I just get your bag, of course. But when I think of her career longevity, I would maybe suggest just slowing it down a little bit.

So this feels like a move for career longevity. And now it's like, okay, so you're Sydney Sweeney. You have all this buying power amongst your audience. You've sold for all these brands. So you're going to launch your own brand.

And lingerie is obviously what she's going to do. I wonder if she's wearing it in Euphoria because the Euphoria trailer just came out. They do a five-year jump, and it turns out that Cassie's character is an OnlyFans model. She makes content on the internet in her underwear. So that'd be great synergy. That would be great cernergy.

Cernergy. Why is it called Serne?

I really don't want to know.

I want to know because I really like sin.

Yeah. But it's never too late to rebound. Look at Skims. We don't even I remember that Skims' original brand name was Kimono.

It's true.

Such a bad name, by the way, for what they were making. That's like selling a pack of cookies, calling it chips. A Kimono is a type of clothing- Is a type of garment. And she was selling a different garment. It's confusing.

Yeah, but that's also like she was about to change what it meant for something to be Kimono.

You can't change the language. It already exists.

No, but that's why it was also a problem.

It was culturally insensitive, of course.

Yeah, like the erasure of the kimono.

Not for me. I love a fucking kimono, I just want to say, especially when I'm feeling big.

But if you were starting to call your shapewear a kimono.

And by the way, a kimono is the total opposite. Shapewear is tight and restrictive. Kimono is big and flowy.

No, I know. I'm just telling you.

And I'm telling you. That's my call.

And what's the call? You're a bitch, okay?

All right, let's dive into Deer Toaster, our weekly advice segment. If you ever want to write into Deer Toaster, head over to our website, thetoastpodcast. Com. There's a submission box, totally anonymous, or you can write to us via email, deertoosters@gmail. Com. These are real submissions from real girls. These are a diverse bunch. Ready? Okay. Hello, swirleys. Hi. I, a 17-year-old girl.

17? We have a 17-year-old listener.

Yeah. That's so not why I chose this mission. I just went like, We're young and hip.

Just Casual.

I, a 17-year-old girl, have nannied for a family for a few months. I've grown really close to the girls and their mom. The dad is deployed overseas for the last 10 months. I very, very rarely interact with him. Now he's home. The mom asked me to babysit one day. While babysitting Following the oldest daughter, who is eight, she told me that the mom was showing pictures of my homecoming to their dad, and the dad said, I looked fat in the pictures. While I'm trying to keep this short, I just need to mention that I am not overweight. I'm an average I'm a rich girl. I obviously struggle with body image just like every other girl. I feel like their father often comments on other women's bodies, including the wife, and I'm scared it will cause body image problems for the sweet little girl. Thoughts on what I should respond with. Thanks. Love you both.

What? I was about to say, obviously, the eight-year-old got it wrong.

Yeah, of course. Maybe he said you're short.

Wait. Shorts isn't done like that. But why is the mom showing pictures of your homecoming to the dad?

That's the question.

And the source here is an eight-year-old girl.

So of course, consider the source.

Consider the source.

But also, I just want to say you sound really sweet because I wasn't sure where you were going at first when I was reading this. But your question to us is, how do I protect the little girls from maybe a dad who says weird things? Not like, what should I do? He called me fat. You don't even seem concerned. You sound like you have amazing I'm losing self-confidence. I just want to say kudos to you.

But this is a weird situation. It is.

I don't want to blame the child, but I feel like so many things about this are not adding up.

If we don't blame the child, then you obviously have to leave this family. The mother is showing pictures of you to the dad.

In what world would the dad who's deployed overseas need to see a picture of their kid's babysitter?

At homecoming. It's very weird.

Maybe the little girls came to homecoming? I don't know.

Maybe the little girl got it twisted.

Yeah. Blame the girl.

Yeah, and see if other things like this present themselves, if this is a pattern. But I don't think we can just take her word for that's exactly what happened. It was pictures of you at homecoming He said, You look fat. It's too strange to believe.

It's stranger than fiction because I think the girl fictionalized it.

And is he going back to be ployed? Yeah.

It sounds like if he's often making comments, it's a good thing he gets gone for 10 months a year. Okay? Not your problem, seriously.

Just keep an eye. Yeah, of course. And of course, you're worried about the girls, so do what you can, hype them up. At the end of the day, this- You're just a babysitter. Yeah. But You can show them what positive self-talk looks like.

And you sound like such a positive swirly, like you weren't even offended. Yeah. Now, the second submission, I could have written myself, and that is why I chose it because I have personal experience with this.

Okay. And do you need my advice, too?

No, I fixed it. So I'm going to help this girl in two seconds. Hello, swirlies. My husband doesn't brush his teeth before bed, and it really grosses me out. He claims he doesn't need to because the dentist always says his teeth look great and healthy. Would it be crazy if me to call the dentist before his next appointment and rat him out so they tell him that he needs to brush before before bed. I'm his emergency contact on a list of people who are allowed to discuss his care, so legally, they should be able to listen to me. Please help.

Well, that's a great idea. I'm excited to hear Claudia's, but I love that.

So I had the same issue. And the thing is that's so funny is I was really to brush his teeth before bed. He only brushes them in the morning because he leaves his toothbrush in the shower, and he showers in the morning. I would say, Ben, it's really gross. You need to brush your teeth. I would literally kick him out of bed to go brush his teeth, and he would, like a three-year-old, go, okay. And it just wasn't something that he felt compelled to do. And when we would go to the dentist, I'm riddled with issues. I have multiple cavities. I just got a root canal. I have a crown. Ben has never had a cavity. The man doesn't brush his teeth in the night. God protects drugs and idiots. It's insane. So recently, Ben has become obsessed with oral care. Okay, how did I get him to do this? I'm not entirely sure. There were two factors. First is that I did get him a second toothbrush for the sink. Great idea. Because having, I understand, to go into the shower to grab your toothbrush, and then you leave it at the sink in the next morning.

It's not the shower because the night before- No, no, no, no, no.

We can have two toothbrushes. Cardboard code, you will allow it.

Two toothbrushes. It never occurred to me, two toothbrushes. Second, I pestered him so know much about his breath. I don't know if that was a catalyst. And I'm talking years. Years of getting into bed being like, the first word out of my mouth, your breath smells. And we wake up in the morning, the first word, your breath smiles. I'm sure my breath is- You're going to delight.

How fun.

I don't know if that's what pushed it over the edge. Ben has become- The bullying is- Ben has become so crazy about he scrapes his tongue now. And I bought him a tongue scraper, you guys, five years ago when I started tongue scraping. He never touched it once. He tongue scrapes, he brushes multiple times a day, he mouthwashes multiple times a day, he flosses multiple times a day. He is obsessed with oral care. Now, maybe it's just a stage of maturity in men where they start to care about it. I don't know what it is that got him to the point of obsession, but I imagine it was partially my bullying, partially my making it easy. I always have floss accessible. He wanted to get into tongue scraping because he saw a TikTok about it, and he already had one. If he had to wait for Amazon to come, he might have forgotten about it. I gave him one. Right. I think you need to take your man's phone and speak to the algorithm. Them, talking about the dangers of poor oral hygiene.

I don't know what it was. He needs one of those AI videos. I'm your tooth.

And I'm decaying because you don't brush me at night. Get out of bed, you fat fuck. That's literally what he needs.

Yeah. So I actually like the girl's suggestion. Like, call the dentist and just be like, Hey, can you restate to my husband that he needs to brush his teeth before bed? You actually told me a really interesting fact once.

Okay, so I read a fact in, literally, I remember it was my job in health class in third grade. No, you told Tell me this a few months ago. Yeah, I know. But I learned it in the third... No, I might have been in the sixth grade. For health class, it was our job to bring in a news story, about a study or whatever, and share what we learned. And I had chosen one. And the way this has stuck with me, when you sleep at night, so much bacteria builds up in your mouth. You're breathing in through your mouth, you're breathing in through your nose. So when you wake up and the first thing you do is brush your teeth, you get rid of that bacteria. And if you don't, and you then go on to eat and drink throughout the day, you swallow all that bacteria. It can actually make you sick.

That's not what I was going to say that you said. And she doesn't have an issue with him brushing his teeth in the morning.

Oh, okay. Jesus Christ. Okay. What did I tell you?

You told me that some dentists, they quizz you, which tooth brushing is more important, the morning one or the night one?

It's so funny.

I don't even remember this. You quiz me. I obviously would have said the morning. It's the night.

Because of the food in your teeth?

It festers in your mouth overnight. Yeah. That one's more important. Tell him that. And everyone wants to brush their teeth in the morning. Nobody wants to walk around with Of course, it's easy. You can actually say to him, If you only want to brush your teeth once, do it at night. He's still going to do the morning one because, duh. But get him to do that night one. But also call the dentist. Just call the dentist.

Yeah, this is what I mean when the bar is in hell. We're just begging for basic hygiene.

It's a five-minute call as opposed to years of bullying, a bullying campaign you have to launch. No, five minutes. Call the dentist.

The campaign was extremely successful. Ben's breath has never been better. And also he's a very experimental eater. So he really, more so than other people needs to be on top of it. If you're having two to fish multiple times a day, sorry, we need to stay on top of our oral care. Arthur and final. This one's so weird. Hey, Jackson-Claude. Should I continue to meet with my therapist of almost three years? She's given me sound advice for three years. We have great sessions. But the other day, she was sharing her screen with me, and I saw some photos... Oh, wait, sorry. The other day, when screen sharing with me to show some photos that I asked about, I noticed two albums in her photos app titled OF Content. I know this is a common in society nowadays, but I'm not sure aligns with my personal opinions, values, and morals. What should I do? So obviously this therapist had folders of content she saved from OnlyFans or she's created from OnlyFans. And I want to say either way, you got to go.

You've got to go. Okay. I just want to say, OF could mean something else. But you know what I mean? I want to go to what I'm doing. I know what else is going to look at- But no one uses the word content in their daily life unless they're a content creator. You know? But maybe they have a patient who's in- What else could the phrase OF Content stand for besides OnlyFans content? Maybe she has a patient whose initials are OF, and they're putting together an album of photos for- OF Content has definitely been hijacked by the internet.

But outside of OnlyFans, it can and does mean other things depending on context. So it can mean original format content used in media and publishing. No. Official content, content released by a brand, company, artist, organization.

I honestly think that It doesn't mean OnlyFans unless you saw a sexy picture. What was the cover of the album?

Academic and writing context. Out-of-field content, material outside a student or researcher's main discipline. Object-focused content used in museums.

Okay, Okay.

So now someone's- What about in the setting of therapy?

She might... Is she doing OnlyFans? You would know.

Oh, good question. In therapy, OF content is definitely not OnlyFans. In clinical In her therapeutic settings, OF almost always means obsessive focus. Of content means obsessive focus content that themes and material a client is fixated on due to anxiety, OCD, trauma, or rumination. So intrusive thoughts is obsessive focus content. Repetitive words, mental loops. This is common. Okay, by the way, so this is common in OCD treatment, anxiety disorders, rumination-focused CBT, and acceptance and commitment therapy. Do any of those apply to you, dear reader?

Well, you wouldn't know because she has other patients. I would say- Or maybe this was in her file. What was the album cover? Was it her in a sexy cern outfit?

Oh, true. What did you see?

If it wasn't, then I don't think it's OnlyFans.

I feel like- Okay, let's say it is OnlyFans. Let's say you have a therapist who is creating OnlyFans content. What do you do?

I would move on.

I would move on as well. It's the same as what I was saying about the therapist, the psychologist that's being- Their focus is shifted. Right, it's elsewhere. But also the Hailey Bieber lawsuit we were talking about last week about the psychologist who's making content about celebrities. Like, yes, of course, psychologists and have lives outside of their job. But I'm sorry, your job does limit what your hobbies can be.

And it's not hobbies, it's jobs outside of your jobs.

I don't think that you can be a therapist and an OnlyFans content creator.

If that's a hot take, then call 911.

Somebody call 911. Shorty fire, burning on the dance floor.

However, I don't think- Same.

I think it can be a therapeutic phrase. I think you're okay. Unless you saw a titty.

You know what you saw. I feel like you could- Surmise. Surmise based on the individual. Like, does this person have the potential to be making OnlyFans content? Agreed.

We leave that judgment to you, dear reader, dear toaster. Guys, fabulous episode in the can. We're back tomorrow with Tell Me Lies recap. Hopefully. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

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