Transcript of Goodbye Sister: Monday, June 1st, 2026 New

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had an amazing restorative weekend that wasn't affected by the stomach bug.

We did have an amazing restorative weekend. Happy to have you back here restored, though. I had a lot of fun with Lish on Friday. I'm sure you guys— it's always like a special treat. Of course, energy.

I hate to miss the toast. I'm like toxic work, you know, like we have to do the show. I was so deeply unwell, and of course I did end up giving— I don't even want to say the notovirus because it wasn't that.

And like, once you've actually had the notovirus, it's unmistakable.

That is like— that's the like, you— everything underneath that, like, is just, you know, a little bug, a little virus.

Like, a serious stomach bug. Like, you don't have to—

it wasn't serious.

You don't have to diminish what you had just because of that noro.

But like, when I— everyone, like, you know, my legacy is the noro. Like, whenever people see norovirus, like, it makes them think of me. I love that. It's like that and physical therapy is like what people think of when they think of me. Um, and I just want you guys to— like, I wasn't having that, don't worry. I just had like a little smaller version of that. And then of course I gave it to Ben, who like had to be so drama. He like also had a fever. I'm like, You didn't have to go and have a fever. Like, can you just stop right now? Like, if I gave it to you, you obviously have a lesser version of it, but like, stop acting like it's more. Whatever. That's why I was out on Friday. So I'm sure you guys missed me so much, although the rumors were swirling that I was out on Friday because I didn't want to speak. You didn't want to come face to face with Garbage Gate. And here's the thing about Garbage Gate, I'll say I appreciate the one person who defended me, but everybody else says, Claudia, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.

And what's crazy is like, I actually don't think I'm wrong, but like, if everybody says you're dead, roll over. Like, I believe that if everybody says I'm wrong, like Maybe I'm wrong. So, you know, I'll take the L on that one, but just to be clear, like, I was not hiding, bitches.

Like, she was certainly not. It's funny that it— she would never do that.

That's insane.

If you really— if you actually truly believe that, which I don't think people do, I think they were just— I think they were just joking.

Sure.

But if you actually truly believe that, then you don't know Turdy.

You don't know Turdy.

And how sad for you.

I didn't even get to come on here on Friday and talk about the fact that my sister had a baby. Like, obviously it was a big show.

It was a big show.

We have secret pregnancy.

People—

everyone's like, secret project, secret project. No. Secret pregnancy.

And then last night on Patreon, we dropped her pregnancy and birth story. So she's sharing like the journey of her pregnancy, her birth, like what happened this time around. I love a birth story.

I know you do.

Um, so I was so happy to receive that story from her, and it's now live on Patreon. If you have like so many questions about like what the fuck has been up to, how did this happen? Um, it's all on the Patreon. She's like being super open and just sharing her truth, and she's just so happy and in like newborn bliss, and it's, it's a delight.

It is, it is a real delight. Um, I listened to it. I wasn't present for it because on Saturday, I kind of did something crazy, and I let my husband influence me, which is just something like a crazy person does. But it was actually generally positive. Ben has been like experimenting with like being a little bit more religious on Sabbath, which is Friday night to Saturday night, and turning off his phone. Um, now you're really supposed to like turn off all electronics, but we started with the phone.

You got to start somewhere.

And because, you know what, I like— I've always said like, I'm like, when I'm older, like, I really want to become like much more religious. Like, I always say like, when I'm older, and like I realized like, bitch, you are old.

Like, okay, I'm older.

Like, it's the time now. Like I've always said like, yes, when I have kids, like I really do wanna be much more Shomer Shabbat. And it's like, if not now, when?

Mm-hmm.

So we started with the phones. I have to say being off my phone was such a delight. Although like I missed my family. Like you couldn't make plans with anything.

We couldn't make plans. You were sort of like, I'm like in a new city, like alone. No, I know.

It was, that was like not a good part.

It was like hard for us. But I was like excited to hear from you when you came back online. And Ben has been doing it.

Mm-hmm.

For the last few months. But I do feel like you doing it too has made it more real for him. Yeah. Because you were his sh— Like is, uh, secretary.

Like he would literally be like, what time is it? What's the weather? Can you write this down? Text this to me. Like shut up. Yeah.

Look this up. What time is this? But like when you're—

I had to turn my phone off just to get away from him.

Yeah. Like when you're both off your phones, you're really living the phone-free life.

And you know what?

He was living via osmosis.

The phone-free life is insane. Like first of all, like what if something happened? You know? So I, in the middle of the day, like I did turn on the news. Like I know I'm so drama, like one day, but I was like, what if there was like a terror attack or something? Like I just had to check. Thankfully nothing happened. Um, And it really— like, the phone is the devil. The phone is the devil. And I loved it. I'm gonna try and do it more, um, even though, like, I only don't want to do it because, like, Ben is so fucking patronizing. He was like, isn't it amazing?

Like, oh, you don't want him to be right?

No, not only that, but it's like, you didn't invent Shabbat. Like, you're not God. It's like, congrats, you did it 3 times. He was just being annoying about it, which made me not want to do it. But I need to, like, stop being drama and just do it for the right reasons, which is connecting with the Lord and do it for you. Course. And like, I was such a more present partner, mother, sister, friend. Um, I really enjoyed it. Um, I did also watch a lot of TV, which— it's funny how like TV is now like me focusing, you know?

Right, right. You were able to finally focus on the television.

It's true. I watched a lot of like really quality television.

Did you watch Italian Job?

No, I didn't. I watched the Martin Short documentary, which I'd been wanting to watch. Like, it was heartbreaking. Like, it was great but heartbreaking. I love Martin Short. Um, I kind of wanted to hear from Meryl because they had like a star-studded lineup. Martin Short is like in this like elite Hollywood circle. I don't know if you knew. It's it's actually based in Toronto. It was like this group of like Toronto comedians. And that's why like Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, why they're like always doing stuff together, it's because they come from this like comedy troupe. Martin Short is in it. And then like along the way they picked up some ragtag, like Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks are like— they're like this crew. Yeah, it got a little sinister. One thing about Tom Hanks is like, I don't know, I get bad vibes.

And Steven Spielberg.

Yeah, I know. Um, but like the way they were talking about it is nice. Like they all had kids at the same time, so they just became like all mom friends.

Oh, it's like the toxic mom. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like how she just telling Hillary Duff.

And I don't know if you know, Martin Short just had to had a really hard life. I've heard it was really sad, um, but he doesn't let it get him down. Like, one thing about Martin Short, he's not gonna be sad, um. And I did have peace knowing, like, while he did lose the great love of his life, his wife Nancy, like, he's now kind of slaying with Meryl Streep. I would have loved to have heard from her. We haven't seen it. Good documentary, I highly recommend. I also watched this David Attenborough nature documentary about the gorillas. I did fall asleep in the middle, but that's not a, like, commentary. I was so tired. Yeah, I was like being a present sister. This was on Shabbat, like, being a present sister, mother, friend.

Like, you weren't a present sister though. Correct. Just a present mother.

How did that affect you?

Um, you know, I was, I was sort of like missing my co-Jade.

You did?

Yeah, like right when I saw you— oh, I have to do this more, people are missing me. Did you not see like when you texted back and I was like, how was Shabbat? Yeah, no, I called you like twice. Oh, and I was so excited to call you and tell you.

Oh yeah, this was the best.

I called her, so it was Saturday, the end of the month was Sunday, so we knew that this weekend we had to do a Patreon. We assumed that we would do it together. I thought if you came over Saturday we would do something.

I'm coming over on Sunday, I thought we could maybe like, you know, go for a drive, do a lunch and learn or something.

Yeah, but like Sunday's crunchy, plus we had Mila's birthday party, right? So I took it upon myself to record with Olivia on Saturday because I was like, if she's up for it, might as well get the birth story out while it's all fresh. And I was so excited for Shabbat to end so I could tell you, like, that—

like, you did the homework.

Yeah, I did the homework, and like, we're done.

It's kind of like you have like a term paper coming up and you have such a pit about it, and then like the teacher writes an email like, extension. Yeah, like, that's what it felt like. Jackie was like, we have to Patreon. I'm like, oh yeah.

Like, I was like, I called you because I wanted to talk about Patreon. She was like, oh right, and I was like, I did it.

It was seriously a thrill. Like, best Shabbat ever.

Best feeling ever. Like, I was literally rewarded by the Lord.

Like, I got out of my assignment.

It's so true.

Um, and then yesterday we had a big fun family day because it was Michaela's birthday party. Like, just a blast.

We went on the water slide.

I gotta stop going to kids' parties. Like, seriously, the food there is insane. I was like housing bagels and cupcakes. Like, seriously, it was insane. Uh, in a bathing suit, mind you.

Yeah.

And then, yeah, I went on the water slide. So did Jackie.

So did I.

That's the more shocking part, that Jackie went on.

I know. Like, at the end of the party, we like went in the pool.

Once everyone left, we could like take our cover-ups off and go in the pool because it was a swim dress.

Yeah, I was wearing like a matching swim sarong.

Like, we're literally, um, those women in Sex and the City too. We were wearing burkinis.

Like, if there was a— we're covered up. If there was a burkini, I would have worn it.

If there was a burkini to have been worn, like, I would have been purchasing it. Like, the more coverage, the better. But then everyone left and it was just like family and the kids, and we were like, okay, yeah, but I, I enjoyed my swim dress.

And then I was ready to like wash my hair anyway because it was a slick back day.

Same.

So I was like, what if I'm gonna dunk? What if I go on the water slide? And it was super fun.

It was super fun. I loved being in the pool with you. You're so not a pool, even though That astrologist did tell us you were a water sign.

Yeah, I am. I think she means in more of like a hydrating sense, like I love to drink water from the inside out.

Yeah. What— how many times do you think since you've owned a pool have I been in? Have you been in your own pool?

Well, you would know, you've been there every time. I want to say 3 or 4, maybe 6.

That's insane.

Maybe 6.

One thing about me, if I had a fucking pool, I would have to—

I actually would love to know how much you would actually swim if you had a pool.

If I had a pool, I would actually end up having to shave my head because like dealing with the, um, pool water chlorine hair wash. Well, the thing is, I have— I'm on camera. I'm an on-camera personality. I can't just go swimming every day. So I would have to end up shaving my hair and like wearing a wig so I could go swimming every day.

You know what you could do if you had a pool? Like, cuz it's crazy to just sort of like go in your pool every day and like relax and whatnot. Oh, relax?

Yeah, it's like, get a job.

First of all, we can mosh in the pool, which is my nightmare. Like, direct sunlight?

No. You know that I got one of those floating mosh tables? Like, a company sent it to me and I don't even have a pool.

We could use it in the Hamptons.

Oh, that's a good idea. But okay.

Yeah. And then I was gonna say like if you wanted to pool with purpose, which I, you know, I love to pool with purpose. I don't know if you're gonna like this, but I just, but like jazzercise or something like water aerobics, like laps. Like you could like make, but why are you bringing up exercise? Like you like pool with purpose. So you're not just like lounging every day. Like it could be your, your instead of like doing Soto method, like you do laps so that way it gets you.

I'll have to talk to Hillary about getting like a, a water program. Water program.

Yeah. Water aerobics. You could do water aerobics. Yeah.

Well, fun fact about us is like we actually went to a fat camp and one of the activities was water aerobics, which was really beloved amongst the campers because it was like not that intensive. Yeah. Compared to like land aerobics, which we did have also.

Yeah. Water aerobics are fun. So it's just like if you wanted to swim every day, but you don't want to swim every day.

Before Soto Method, like anytime I ever earnestly tried to get into workout, my first stop was always some sort of aquatic facility. And let me tell you, it's like only 100-year-old people. Mm-hmm. They know how to live.

Mm-hmm. They do. It's easy on the body. Mm-hmm. So you could swim laps.

Did you see my new series?

I did. I watched it this morning. I can't believe that he actually didn't fix it.

Can you believe? Wait, ready?

And I was like, I thought it was gonna be like a triumphant video.

Of course not. Like, it's real. So basically, like, the flush on the toilet just like fell off.

Okay.

And you could still use it. There's like this thing sticking out, but like, we need a new flush. And Ben was like, you know what, I'm gonna fix it. And he said it all on his own. I'm like, you're kidding me. I obviously have to film this. And then I was like, wait, let's turn this into a series. Because like, you know, I always say like, we have the perfect husbands except for the fact that like, they are not handy. They cannot use a drill. They cannot use a hammer. Like, I am often the one you know, changing light bulbs and putting in things. It's just, it's humiliating. And I really want Ben to become more handy. So I figured if we made a series out of it, like Ben would be excited about it. So I said, Ben, once we put Ruby down tonight, let's fix the toilet and I'm gonna film it. And he was like, okay. And we turned it into this cute little series. Of course he ended up breaking the thing that we bought and didn't fix it. And then this morning he Instacarted like a new one and he bought the wrong one.

Like we have no toilet. We are worse off now than we were before.

Great.

But check out episode 1 of my new series, Ben the Builder, available now on TikTok and Instagram Reels.

I look forward to seeing it, um, develop. But I do hope that at some point there's a triumph.

Moment. Yeah, when we get back home, I got to start like breaking shit around the house. Like, I need more things to film.

Yeah, or have him hang something. Do you have anything you want to hang?

No, it's like one thing about me, when I want something done, I cannot wait for my slow-ass husband. Like, I do it myself. I hire TaskRabbit. Like, I just do things.

Um, maybe you could send him to my house and—

you have stuff you need to get done?

Always.

Oh, okay, great. Let us know.

We'll show up with our camera crew. I would love for him to like build a, uh, you know, a reading bench.

Oh girl, slow down. Ben bought his first wrench yesterday. Like, that's where we're at.

What do I need to fix in my house?

So just like a, you know, a floor tile that's been snagged for a while, like a little something.

No, but I, I'm sure I can think of something.

Yeah, we're gonna need projects for our new series, which is being lauded.

I'll let you, um, come around the house, but then you also need to have like someone who comes in after Ben and like actually the fixer fixes it. Yeah, does it properly.

Absolutely. So it's just churning out content, like not a big deal.

Content house things, no big deal. I was reading for Redheads. We're reading the book Yesteryear.

I've been seeing it everywhere. Lots of like hot takes.

Lot— I would love to hear like the hot takes, You know the concept, right?

Yeah, it's a— it's about a tradwife. It's— people are basically saying it's ballerina farm, and this woman, this author hates ballerina. And one thing about me, like, I'm not getting on board for ballerina hate.

There are so many, like, aspects of the character that I actually really like, and I'm like, I love ballerina. And then the things about her that are obviously hateable because she made her hateable, I blame the author. It's like not one thing sticks to ballerina for me.

No, no. And it's just like so tired. Like, leave ballerina the fuck alone.

Yeah. And I feel like she's trying to make like a lot of grand statements about influencers, of course, like tradwife culture, but not even that. Also like putting your kids on internet, and I feel like she's sticking it all on Ballerina, and that's not fair.

Because in terms of like the, the kids on internet exploitation, she's not— I couldn't pick one of her kids out of—

we don't— we like— I don't know their names really.

No, I saw an influencer kid the other day and I actually felt like a pedophile. I'm like, why do I know your name?

You saw them in the wild?

In the wild.

Yeah, that's weird.

It's weird.

Yeah, that's weird.

Like when I can identify a child, like it— so please don't put that on Ballerina. I am ready for that conversation whenever everyone else is, but I don't think like Her kids, I could not tell you one of their names. Actually, just the baby Greta, cuz I think—

oh, and I think there's a Flora.

There is a Flora, but I think there's also a Martha. Um, okay, so we're like 3 for 9.

3 for 9.

I just like— she's so not the worst perpetrator there. Oh, and speaking of kids on the internet, I'm so excited to talk about the D'Amelios today, cuz one thing about me, like, I've been ready for the conversation about the D'Amelio parents.

Oh, I'm not ready.

Oh really? I've been ready since I watched that Turn to Ash show that they obviously forced their kids to do.

Oh really? That's how you felt?

Oh my God, did you not?

I don't remember.

The two girls are on the brink of mental psychosis and their parents are over there telling them to like get the ring light out. They have a meeting with Abercrombie, like just, they're so ex— but they do the exploitation in a way of like really buttoned up, you know, they, yeah, it's like premium stuff.

You know, some people, they are not like, like Addison's parents are like the more, like I would say like lowbrow exploitators, but they don't get away with much cuz she like doesn't let them.

No, but like I'm saying, when your parents start making their own TikTok accounts, like to piggyback off of your success, Extreme red flag. And I just want to say, I believe I'm on Team Charlie.

Charlie, get her on Namesake.

Charlie on Namesake.

I was telling Ben about Namesake.

He loved the idea.

I think it's so— well, because, you know, special.

Ben is like really excited about us as a, like, a family and a group starting multiple podcasts.

Oh, and he wants also multiple businesses. Like, any business idea I would ever have, like, I go to Ben, I tell Ben, like, he'll get it off the ground and he's gonna support it.

He just got a business off the ground for us that we're like launching in a couple of months. That's like legit as hell.

Yeah, that's what we've been like working on and really good project and fighting in the car about.

It's true. The garbage gate is kind of the origin story of our next brand.

It's, yeah, it's part, it's a big part of the, the story of the journey, the brand ethos. Yeah.

We should put it in our brand book. We should. Yeah. Um, so yeah, Ben is very down for us to like try the product. He would love to have a podcast with me. Like he loves podcasts.

Oh, what if I did Namesake with him? I think it's a one-on-one.

Yeah, agreed. Like, it could— it needs to be like your passion project, even though like you kind of have an expiration date with your passion projects.

Why? Redheads. 7 years. Yeah, it's true. Literally, like, if my passion project lasts 7 years, then it's—

was that where a passion—

then it's not like a blip on the radar. It's true, it's true. 70 books we read. It's true, it's true. That's a success. Even though like we're, we're gaining steam and like everyone's on top of everything and like we're not going anywhere anytime soon, like all of the comments— like, not that we do it for this, like all of the comments every episode are like, please, that's why you guys do it for sure. We'll keep your secret. And so we're not— I would never do that the community. But even if I ever ended Redheads, we've read 70 books. We are a success.

And the Redheads will never end because there's always like a weaselly sister in the corner waiting for her time. And we're only reading smut. Speaking of smut, oh my God, I'm sorry, the banner from my weekend when I was sick. I was like looking for stuff to watch and I was like, you know, let me just finish Off Campus. And I have to say like TikTok really was like serving me hype videos. People are obsessed with it. They were making fan edits. I was like, maybe I missed something. And you know what, I feel like I was in like a toxic headspace when I watched it the first time, just being like a hater looking down on like, you know, smut. Interesting. When I tell you— and here's the thing, because I remembered when I watched like the first 4 episodes, I really liked it. Episode 5 and 6 were so bad that it made me stop watching it. Episode 7 and 8, oh my God, like, I wonder if they're like—

were directed by different people, you know?

It's the most amazing show. Like, they, they— and you know what, I really did read the book, and so I was remembering all this stuff coming back to me. It's amazing. I take back every negative thing I said. Like, I need more episodes. They're doing a season 2 now with like 2 characters who we met, um, in the— in this first season. And like Bridgerton. Yes, exactly. Like Bridgerton. I think that's also how the book was. It was like the friend and the friend are hooking up in secret. Um, so fucking good. Like, sorry, I take back everything I said. Like, I'm fully— I'm in it. Like, I might want to watch it again, like, because I, I don't feel like I was truly present. Okay, I might have been in like a luteal or whatever, you know, where you know you're in a bad mood about stuff.

Yeah, I think that's what happened. I don't know, but also Luteal was Carbage Kate too.

I just feel like my life is Luteal. Living Luteal, that's my reality show.

Looking forward to Follicular Horizons.

Oh, follicular.

I think follicular is normal. I think follicular is like balanced. —is as best as you could be is follicular. 'Cause that's right after your period. So you're like, you've debloated, you're on the up. What's period?

Menstrual? Menstrual. Okay. Yeah.

So you got follicular, like ovulatory.

Mm-hmm.

Which I get really bad cramps when I'm ovulating. Mm. Yeah. Not fun. Then luteal. We're both wearing white pants. That's when you're like mad that your, um—

Partner. Partner didn't— Didn't adequately impregnate you. Yes. So your body like starts to reject him. We're both wearing white pants.

We are, but we're not simpatico today.

Like our sweaters couldn't be more different. So different.

What were you about to say? You like had one more thought. Like, did I? Yeah, you were about to say something.

Oh, oh, but then I was gonna take it back because I realized you don't like to talk about periods, like your own period. Yeah, I was just gonna ask if yours had returned.

Yeah, it has.

Ah, and you didn't make a big deal about it.

No, I didn't. You're so chill. I am.

Jackie came up with a new auntie name for me. You know how all the kids, they call me Codgers? Jackie's gonna have them start calling me Pick Me Auntie.

No, Claudia is such a pick-me auntie.

What were you doing last night? I called the kids, obviously, because like, actually they called me first. Um, you called me, but I happened to be with them, so we were all on FaceTime and I was just recapping the day and I was like, you guys, how amazing was it when Auntie Kosher went on the water slide? Because I went in for them. Like, I wasn't like gonna go unless they were like, Kosher, will you go? Because they couldn't go. It was like kind of adult. It was like not adult, but it was like, it was for big kids. And they were like loving, they were like, go again, go again. So I was just sort of like recounting the magic. And Jackie was like, you're being such a pick me.

She was like, how cool was it when I went on the slide?

And I guess like anytime I do stuff for the kids, like I just bought them a disco ball. I'm like, how much do we love the disco ball that Kojers got for them? I am sort of, I'm not pick me. I just don't want my like contributions to go unnoticed. And they just have this disco ball being like, oh yeah, it's like this thing in my house. No, it was bought for you by your auntie.

Like, yeah. Kojers. Right.

Who also went on the water slide in such a fantastic brave way. Don't you find? So now you know what I meant.

Yeah.

No, I am a pick me aunt. I'm always like when someone's wearing something that I bought for them, I'm like, oh my God, is that the Mario bathing suit that Coders bought for you?

Yeah, who bought you that bathing suit?

And, and I always have to get like a video. Thank you, Coders, for this Mario bathing suit.

Yeah, that's when you're not here and like you send something for us and I have to send you like, you know, my debt. Yeah, of course, your payment. Which is a video of them wearing it saying thank you. Yeah, yeah, worth every penny.

Totally. Now we have so much to do today. D'Amelios are in crisis. SI swim week, everyone who's anyone except for us was there.

Yeah, literally, even though we're like right here.

I just want to say Like Sports Illustrated, thank you. Like, please never invite me to your facility. Like, because I'll have to say yes. It's like a cool thing, but like, I can't.

But of course, never walking that runway until I'm done having children.

No, no, I will walk the runway like 2 years after, sorry, 3 years after like my last child. But once I get like fully plastic surgery, I get new breasts, mommy makeover, I'm on the shot for at least 2 years. Um, then like, I am your, I'm your cover girl.

Okay. No, but we could have been invited to the event. Oh, to watch skinny people walk?

I'm good.

No, no, but I still wouldn't have wanted to go. But I thought that's what you meant too. But you're saying never invite me to the runway, but what if they invited you to the party? It seemed like a cool party.

Yeah, no, but like, I'm not in my party mode. I don't need to go to a party right now. Yeah, somebody asked me to play mahjong after bedtime. Like, are you kidding me? You know what I was thinking the other night? I'm literally like the opposite of a vampire. Like how they can't leave the house during the day, only the night. I cannot leave my house at night. Like, I can only leave my house during the day. Like, I'll go to a rager during the day. Anything that happens after 6 o'clock like I'm like, you could invite me to seriously like the Met Gala, I couldn't go.

Yeah, like Dracula, that song. Dracula? I don't know. You don't know the song? You know, can you sing it? Um, now I'm Mr. Charisma. Oh, is that Dracula? Pablo Escobar.

My friends are saying shut up, Jenny, just get in the car. I just want to be— I know that from TikTok.

How do you know that? Um, from Reels, and then it came on my um, my Spotify today because I was listening to Somber Radio. Of course you were.

I wanted to update the group with one more thing. I'm sure you and Ben talked about, um, how Ben's like journey to getting to the Knick game—

his journey to trapping an NBA player.

Yeah, with his big rests. Um, no, Ben was probably talking about how he's gonna go to the game. So the NBA Finals like are locked in. It's the San Antonio Spurs.

Okay.

Oh, so that's the guy who punched Britney Spears, Victor Wembanyama. Okay. He's like 24, he's 7'8", and he's like, it's like not fair. Um, they're from San Antonio, they'll be playing the New York Knicks. The first game is in San Antonio on Wednesday. Obviously Ben was like, you know, making arrangements, flying flights from here to San Antonio.

And, um, did they win last night? Was that the final? No, that was two nights ago. Oh, okay. I didn't know that it had been settled.

I don't know if Ben like cares that I'm like blowing up his spot, but like, of course, in the most Ben fashion, he has found not only a free ticket to the game, like a premium free ticket, he also found a flight.

Flight, a private flight, as I said he would. You guys were here, I said that he would.

He did. The way I hate him, like, I, I was trying to like make a comparison like for Ben because this is, I think this is like a good comparison, is like if Taylor Nation was putting together like a private flight with like, you know, high-profile fans of Taylor to go to like Taylor's opening night of her next tour, that's I guess the equivalent.

Yeah, but Ben says it's actually bigger because Taylor can tour all the time.

Says no because Taylor has gone on and will go on many tours and the next—

it's not up to them if they get there, right? I understand, but I'm also like worried, what about the other games? So he's gonna go to multiple, right?

So the first 2 games are in San Antonio. He's not gonna go to the second one.

Okay, fair.

He said we can watch from home. I'm like, oh, just us? He was like, no, we have to invite people over. It's like, okay, um, no, I think I'll be back in New York by then. Oh, I won't come. Um, then there's 2 in New York, and I told— the ones in New York are like 5 times the price, so I told him he'll just have to like wait outside on StubHub or GameTime, and once the first quarter starts, just buy a ticket. Like, you can't— I'm sorry, it's insane. Do you see somebody just spent $250,000, set a record for a ticket at Madison Square Garden?

Was it a good ticket?

I hope so. I think it wasn't.

I feel like courtside would be more. Really? Yeah.

And I wonder, like, Kylie and Timothée and Travis, like, when everybody goes— like, you get those tickets for free courtside. You do? Yeah, like the Knicks celebrity row. Like, they invite, they get— okay, but I don't know Timothy will definitely get one. I don't know if we'll get a plus one, you know.

Well, she can pay for hers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It'll be very exciting. Yeah, it is exciting. I hope he goes to as many games as possible.

Me too. No, I'm very supportive, but like within reason financially.

Like, I am still me. But I do think he'll, he'll definitely get into a New York game for free. Yeah, I'm sure brands will be activating.

Yes, of course. And that goes without saying, any brands activating—

I also think brands activating should bring the Brunson boys, like to bring it full circle.

Yeah, but the thing about the Brunson boys is they're like a couple of nobodies. No, I love— but I think that's what makes it so great.

You know, real fans. Like, the fans are—

that's when Tarte does a trip and they're like, why don't you bring like firefighters? And it's like, okay, well, because nobody wants to watch firefighters. All my respect and love, but like, that's not why a brand is doing a brand trip.

No, but I think that like brands also get heat for like not bringing like actual fans of the product or whatever it is. So I think this would be like a great moment for a brand to bring real people.

I love that. The Brunson Boys, give them a call.

And they're viral, of course, you know, they have virality.

So I think it would be Very exciting time. Let's get into the stories.

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Like, I actually— I can't imagine I brought my blades.

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nervous now. I'm feeling nervous that, like, I didn't—

oh, you made it up?

That's right, it's just like, I don't know, the more you think about something, like, sort of memories, like, start to come back, but, like, maybe you start to embellish. Like, the mind is—

I think the rollerblading at Myrtle Beach was just a fever dream, maybe.

But I don't know why. Like, it just sounds— I— maybe I had, like, ideas, like, ideas of rollerblading, and, like, nobody wanted to go with you. No, like, I don't know, maybe I just thought it was a good idea, you know? It is a good idea.

It's a beautiful beach to rollerblade by.

It is. And we were just like going from house to house, like, why not blade there?

Okay, you definitely didn't.

Why not blade there? Anyways, let's get into the stories. First up, 2026 SI Swimsuit Runway Show at Miami Swim Week. So Sports Illustrated did their big one, their swim week fashion show, and this year it's bigger than ever. It's going to be on Hulu. Oh, it's really the new Victoria's Secret fashion show.

They had a musical performer, they had Lizzo perform.

And so not only did they have the usual models, but they had a lot of like Hulu swirlies.

Yeah, like all 4N8T3R, all 4N8T3R sisters, a lot of Dancing with the Stars, which I thought was an amazing addition just because the Dancing with the Stars swirlies like are literally bikini models. They have insane bodies. Like, I love that.

Yeah, and it makes sense, like tying it back to Hulu, ABC Family. The weird—

the only weird thing is is the Lizzo performance.

It's such a bad choice. Found it to be a little bit bananas.

I did find it to be a little bit bananas. It's just a bad choice, like, her— only because, like, her music is really not popular anymore, um, and everything that they did is so on the nose. Like, they got all the girls from Instagram, like, it's very of the moment. And I could think of 100 girls— I assume they wanted to, like, have a girl performer, um, but I could think of 100 people who would be better suited for that, like Tate McRae, or, like, literally anyone whose songs actually get played. What song did Lizzo sing? I don't know. I guess we'll have to watch stream. That was like— it just feels like somebody, whoever chose the musical performer, was not also involved in the casting of like the models, because the models were like so—

or like someone there is just has stake in rehabilitating Lizzo, or it's like a big Lizzo fan themselves. Yeah, they just like wanted Lizzo. Yeah, I think Tate McRae is probably like too big to do something like this, but they're finding—

it's like a big thing. It is. I guess it's like the first one, maybe they'd have a hard time booking someone.

But also, if this is the new Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, which I believe it is, I don't think there's any way for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show to come back in like an iconic way no matter matter whether they are more inclusive, less inclusive. Everything stinks. It's over. Yeah, I don't— I'm trying. When they're inclusive, I want them to be exclusive. When they're exclusive, I want them to be inclusive. Yeah, it's done. We're just done with you because you stand for nothing.

They stand for nothing. And like, there's a way to do inclusive that doesn't feel like bad, you know what I mean? Like, there's nothing worse than like being inclusive and it's like when it's not your typical body standard, it's like a bad image, or like, yeah, it's like real. Okay, well, they can also be like airbrushed, you know what I mean? It's like that whole Aerie like Get Real campaign. And it's like, well, that's great. But like, why can't it be va-va-voom glamorous and inclusive?

Real and beautiful.

Yeah. Like why does inclusive have to always be ugly? Like they make it ugly. Yeah. Whereas like there's nothing ugly about it, but the way that the spin that they put on it is like sad. Yeah. So I think that Sports Illustrated is inclusive in ways that is not sad. It's like everyone looks glamorous.

Everybody has bodies. No, everyone looks amazing. There's bodies of all shapes and types.

Moms, pregnant, postpartum. Like I love that they really include it all. Um, in a way that's still glamorous. Why do we always have to sacrifice glamor for inclusivity?

I don't know. And some people, they just like can't get it right, but Sports Illustrated really gets it right. But that's also because that's who they are and who— that's who they've always been. Victoria's Secret, like, trying to do inclusivity just makes no sense, right? Yeah, it's true.

It's so inauthentic.

Sports Illustrated has always been about like amazing bodies, athletes, athletes.

Yep.

So it just really works. I really think now having it streamed on Hulu, like, it is the new Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. So they did have performers. Oh, and what I was going to say is the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show sometimes did have male performers, and that was really fun too, because like, oh my God, your husband. Not only that, some of the— and Adam Levine—

some of the most iconic moments in pop culture herstory are when male performers performed at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Justin Bieber, mhm, Show You Off. Fall Out Boy, like The Weeknd, he was great. Uh, Kanye and Jay-Z, they did it together. Like, I'm sorry, iconic levels. And they need to— the show needs to be successful because we need to get back to that era. Like the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at its height, like, was one of the best things that ever happened to me.

Yeah, I think this is on its way. Um, so I agree, like, Lizzo's not like the ideal performer, whether it's a man or woman, but it would have been exciting to have a man because maybe like Xandra starts dating Somber. No, no, Somber. Somber.

Yeah, like somebody up and coming, because yeah, maybe it's not a proven show, maybe they can't get, you know, Taylor Swift. I mean, Taylor Swift performed— literally, Taylor Swift's performance at the Victoria's Secret Fashion show, like, is in the Hall of Fame of just, like, moments that mean the world to me.

Yeah, it's also great when—

and then she joined Fall Out Boy.

When, like— and I think with Lizzo too, when they get someone that's, like, is on the— like, looks like a runway model. Like, Lizzo is wearing the bathing suits and she's doing— and she looks—

she's basically walking. Like, when Taylor walked, you couldn't tell who was a Victoria's Secret model. Yeah.

And who was Taylor. Yeah. And that's cool. So I think, like, that's what they were trying to do by going with, like, a girly. It's just, like, the bananas of it all.

No, not only the bananas. Like, let's say she had bananas, but her music was like huge hits. I just saw a tweet that Huda Mustafa's song performed better than Lizzo's new song. What does that say?

Even if she sang DNA Test, the couple hits, like, okay, I can bop to that. So can I. The classic. But she didn't sing.

And was there another performer or just her? I think just her. Bad choice. Like, that's the only thing that feels off when everything else has been like seriously 10 out of 10.

Yeah, maybe Lizzo has something coming up with Hulu. Maybe. It should have been like a Hulu affiliate, like a Disney person.

Yeah, Dove Cameron, you know.

Yeah, she would never—

no, no, but I'm just trying to think like who's like a Disney, like a Disney star, like Olivia Rodrigo. Yeah, she would have been—

she would have been good. Yeah. Um, so here's who walked, of like the notable names. Of course, Alex Earle, all our Cover Girls, mother of Sports Illustrated, all the COVID Girls, Tiffany Haddish, Xandra, Bethany, Hillary Duff did not.

Hillary Duff did not.

And who was— oh, Nicole Williams English. She was there. Did walk. Bethany, again, 55 years old. Like, the pictures are ins— and the videos— she looks insane.

I'm sorry, Bethany walking the show, like, is such a slay on her part. She has the most insane body. Yeah. And she's keeping up with, like, the 19-year-olds.

No, and I feel like every time she does the Sports Illustrated show, like, her and Alex are, like, the headline. Like, she is the biggest person walking. Everybody's talking about her. It's not like there are a couple people here who, like, come off like footnotes, whatever. Um, but it's always about Bethany. Mhm. They had Alona Mar.

They were really firing on all cylinders. They had a Dancing with the Stars, like, mini performance.

They had a mini performance. They had all four— Alex did a little— did they, like, a little spin?

They had all four Nader sisters walking together, which I loved. They had Stassi. They had, um, Camille Kostek, like, you know, great Sports Illustrated greats. It was really— I, I really enjoyed being a consumer.

I kind of want to watch the Hulu special because I was like looking for more videos on my, on my algorithm.

Me too. No, and they did their social media manager like firing on all cylinders, like raise for her. But I will be watching the production as well. Yeah. And like, I just know who's ever in charge of like the lighting for the— I always think this every year, but whoever's in charge for the lighting on Sports Illustrated like loves women. Like it is the most delicious lighting. I always think that. No, they look amazing.

Whoever's doing the spray tans. Makeup. Yep. Who's doing the spray tans?

I, I always feel like it's like a Kopari sponsorship cuz you know that like Kopari body glow? It's like tan.

Oh, everybody looks like so smooth. Also like this has become a huge event. Like every model who was there is like, has like 2 brand partnerships from The Weeknd. Like everything is like branded. It's like a mini like— yeah, yeah, it's really crazy. It's gotten so big.

And Swim Week has always been a thing, but it's like this very small random like niche trade show that happens in Miami.

It was very like Real Housewives of Orange County fashion show at Swim Week.

Absolutely. But it's now like a major media weekend because of Sports Illustrated, and it's lifted up all these other shows. Like I saw a couple people— Cup She— Cup She.

I saw Wild Fox Boutique who had everyone walking slow.

Is that where Gia Giudice walked?

Yeah, but everybody was walking that slow. Yeah, but I saw Gia's went viral first and I'm like, oh, that's weird, but everybody was walking that slow.

Yeah, they're lifting up like the whole industry, the swimwear industry, which I loved.

Yeah, so that was fun. It comes to Hulu June 9th.

Once again, like Hulu doing what needs to be done.

I think we announced this like when they did the— oh, the upfronts, um, that we said that this was coming.

Well, from what I've seen, I feel extremely hopeful.

Yeah, me as well. Our next story: Charli D'Amelio's parents have been accused of stealing money from her, uh, when she was making money as a child influencer. The report originally came from Du Moi and alleged that TikTok superstar Charli D'Amelio became aware of missing cash after her parents Mark and Heidi were supposed to have been removed from her accounts. Du Moi also posted that the issue caused a rift in the family with Charli's sister Dixie siding with the parents.

Yeah, so people have thought for a while that Charli's been on the outs with her family, like, for almost a year, because, you know, she didn't go to Dixie's party.

And including Dixie.

Yeah. Um, and so of course, like, when someone's on the outs from their family, like, I'm always like, well, your family wants what's best for you. Like, maybe, like, you know, Hollywood has gotten to Charli. But if you look at her actions over the last, like, year or two, she's actually really, like, made her life very small. She took on this, like, background role on Broadway. I think that, like, the fame life, the LA life, was really not for her. She like barely posts on social media. And DuMont came out with this response, with this article, and her father's response immediately made me side with Charli. Like, if this report comes out and you're so worried about public perception that you're in the comment section fighting with people, going live on TikTok talking about how all you've done is protect Charli from all the pedophiles in her DMs over the years— like, such a red flag dad response. I have always thought that there's something extremely sinister about those two parents. Like, the fact that their daughter went viral on TikTok and they all decided to make their own accounts and monetize and like dance and stuff, and then all move to LA and do it as a family.

It's like, well, the internet doesn't love the family, they just want Charli. And like, you could see it from the numbers, like her parents have like millions of followers and get like 4 views. Like, it was just such a— an odd way to deal with her instant fame. And now I do have sympathy, like, that no one knows how to deal with that, right? But I've never felt like their number one goal was protecting their daughters. And then when you watch that one season reality show, like, they should get that show scrubbed from the internet because it's such a bad look for the parents.

Well, it's just the concept general, even if they were all sitting around smiling, it's like, your daughters are teenagers, they're going through mental health struggles in the public eye, and you've put a huge camera in their home and in front of their face.

And the show is like literally just them crashing out, especially Dixie. Like, the girls get so much hate. Like, TikTok Gen Z, like, it's like the worst of the internet. They get made fun of to an extent, like, and the parents filming it and then like talking— like, not like the messaging wasn't like, take time off. Charlie was like, well, how are we gonna make this work? It was such a red flag. I think they're the most sinister individuals, and I so believe that they're stealing money just because, like, it does look like the well has sort of run dry. Charlie doesn't, like, do what her parents say anymore, right? Like, she moved across the country, and so I don't think their TikTok brand deals are coming in the way that maybe they once were at the height of Charlie's, like, TikTok stuff. And I believe wholeheartedly that they definitely stole from her, and I think that the dad's reaction is No, not what like a dad to young daughter—

he commented, he said, no one called me for an interview, this is not true. We love Charlie, but she is being manipulated and I have the receipts. Over the last 6 years, we have remained silent and never addressed gossip, but the time has come to set the record straight. He responded to a comment saying, she's always had a team in place— lawyers, business manager, manager, agent. We purposely set it up that way. Not sure if you know anything about our family, but we were doing fine before TikTok.

Then why didn't you like quit your job, sell your house in Connecticut, and all move to LA to become TikTokers ourselves. Yeah, like that was the whole thing. You made Dixie do music. Like, Dixie wasn't a TikToker, it was just Charli. And like, they had to make it the whole family, and everyone— like, Dixie went begrudgingly, and the parents were like obsessed with their own fame. Like, so fucking weird. I get such bad vibes from them. And let's say that like none of this is true, but like your daughter's not speaking to you and like you're going on TikTok Live. Like, I just think a genuine individual like would not give a fuck what the public is saying. They would work on fixing the relationship with their daughter and if your daughter has these like sinister bad people in place and there she's being manipulated, like you're on TikTok Live talking about it, like why don't you go fly across the country and try and save your daughter? Like, you— like, I just don't believe anything he says. He's such a greasy guy. Like, I hate him.

Yeah, also it could be like he didn't directly transfer millions of dollars from her account to his account, but like if they were in charge of like their living arrangements, everything to do it, like they were managing the finances while she was earning and not keeping the money because what, she's 15, and they were probably just living so large that at the end of the day, what she earned, there's not much left because they were spending it on the house, on the—

did too much. They started like a line of ring lights, they started a line of clothing, they started a $25 million venture capital fund to like invest in brands. It's like, you're a TikToker, calm down. And like, 3 of you can't even hack it on TikTok except for Charli, and she doesn't even want to do it anymore cuz you guys have made it so, so unfun. I— the thing is is like when somebody goes really viral on TikTok, you like, from the outside it's like, oh good, her whole family's moving with her. And it's like, that's how she'll stay protected. And it's like, there's really no good way to be famous and young. No. 'Cause it's like, well sometimes, you know, you don't have parents and you get, I think Tana Mongeau talks a lot about how like she, her parents like literally abandoned her and like it was so bad. And so there's really no good way. 'Cause then your parents come with you and seemingly like they're good individuals, you know, they had a job, they know how to manage money. And you're stealing from your 15-year-old daughter. Like, I'm sorry, it's so— I, I, I really got— I have always gotten the worst vibes from these two.

And if you want to know like what I'm talking about, watch their turn.

Then why is like Dixie not there for Charlie?

Yeah, that's bad. I hate to see the sisters fighting. Yeah, they— but it's impossible. Like, you always think like your parents are right.

Yeah, but they need each other. They need each other. Dixie up too. She's—

they're also like largely offline. Like, the girls have not for years— does she do music still? No, she pops in like once a month on TikTok to post an ad.

And is she dating anyone? Not that I know of. That's sad.

And like, Dixie shaved her head. Like, I'm telling you, there was really like—

there was a lot going on there. I, I want her and Noah Beck to get back together.

I know, I think he was good for her, even though Noah Beck's obviously like going through a lot of personal stuff. I don't know if like—

with the sister, it's like just not his problem. Like, I mean, I agree. Um, like, goodbye sister.

That was one of the best references like made in the history of this show. Thank you so much.

Goodbye, sister. Goodbye, sister. Like, you and your pedophilic ways over there.

That was crazy too. Noah Beck's sister, like, being a pedophile.

Pedophilia is so rampant. It's so rampant. It's disgusting.

It's disgusting. Well, all that to say, like, very, very bad vibes from Mark D'Amelio, and I believe that he is the aggressor in this situation.

Yeah, I think that's fair to say. Not like the sweet girl who just wants to dance.

No, but the Dixie, like, does leave like a question mark. Here.

We'll follow closely.

Oh, extremely closely. And like, this is the work of Dumois. Like, I feel like Dumois had a couple of really big moments in the last year. I'm like, this is a huge case for her. Yeah, she's cracked it wide open.

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah, Love Island cast news. Because on Friday— oh my God, Ben— that the Love Island OG, like, villager—

villagers— what are they? They are villagers.

Islanders. Islanders were announced. We got like, you know, this, uh, cutesy little video montage, everyone, their name.

Charlie's brother.

Did you talk about that? Brother, and his name is Zach.

British Charlie from last season.

I know, that's why I was telling Ben about namesake. His brother is on this season, a cutie named Zach, and his name is Zach. There's also a Bryce on the season. You're kidding. It's huge for namesake. Huge. But one cast member has already been dismissed ahead of season 8 after video surfaced of the contestant using a racial slur.

So much like Julissa, Julissa from season. Last season she was there the first night, gone the next. Yeah, they didn't even address it.

They just said, "Ulissa has left the villa." "Ulissa has left the villa." She's done the first episode, and then right when her episode aired, there's a video of her on a podcast using the N-word, so very casually. She's dismissed immediately. And then they announced— and maybe that's why they announced the original Islanders. They probably haven't started— actually, maybe they just started filming because it premieres June 2nd. Today's June 1st, so they have a couple days probably. Um, but it was good that they put it out there so that if anyone wants to bring something forward, speak, because you know that they are firing anyone.

Yeah, but to fire someone who's like very invested in the storyline, like Sierra last year, that was very problematic.

It messes with the show a lot.

Like, so yeah, maybe they did preemptively release, even though I think they do this every year. But yeah, a girl has been let go. Um, see Yeah, yes. Um, in the video, I can't believe that they don't have systems in place like for vetting individuals.

Well, it says here that the video, um, it appears to be privately owned. It was not shared publicly until her announcement. Like, it was—

someone was sitting on this.

That's crazy.

It's crazy that like non-famous people have like such haters in their life, cuz this was like up until yesterday a regular girl. Yeah, who somebody like sat on this video of her like, if she ever becomes famous, I'll release release it.

So they were not accessible to vet prior to the ousting.

Okay, well, hopefully their vetting is a little bit more—

I feel like their vetting is so—

the internet is just so big.

I know, but I, I can't imagine that they don't vet. And that's what everyone always says when something like this happens, like, why don't they vet? I think they vet.

Yeah, anyone I know who's ever been a part of a reality show has told me that, like, production, before anything gets announced, production does go through their social media and send them things to delete.

Really, I would— I feel like they would just ask them if they have— if those things have ever been right.

But I think it's like almost impossible to find like a young person these days who has a completely clean digital footprint. People are on the internet these days from the time that they're like 12. Yeah, and that's just like a lot of time to be a moron.

Yeah, yeah, it is. So, so it begins. And so it begins. June 2nd is tomorrow. Tomorrow. This like really— I don't know how I'm gonna do like every weeknight watching, like with my co-sleeping schedule.

You gotta get AirPods and turn on the huge TV.

No, I'll figure it out. I'll, I'll watch in a different room or something. But, um, I'm mad already. So tomorrow, Love Island, here we go. Feel free to watch, you guys.

It's officially summer. Oh yeah, this is your warning, like we are going to be talking about it a lot, and if that bothers you, like you could also join us. But also, if you don't want to join us, like I respect it. The show like does bother me in the sense that like it's kind of disgusting in terms of like its vulgarity. Like you cannot watch it with kids around.

You cannot. It's like tushies everywhere.

It's asses everywhere. It's like sexual gyration everywhere. The challenges—

the challenges are insane. You cannot watch it with kids around.

It's, it's like really disgusting and it's such a huge time commitment. So like if you don't want to watch it, like honestly, I respect that.

Yeah, we will talk about it for the duration that we watch it, which like I've said, I'm not promising to watch the whole thing if it's garbage, but I'm promising to watch the don't worry.

Okay, famous last words.

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Our next story, a little Summer House news. Um, Shaboozy is teasing that Summer House star Sierra Miller is in his next music video for his song Cowgirl. I saw this. Yes, so Shaboozy and Sierra Miller are dancing. You going to be okay? I'm so excited.

I love to see Shaboozy Shibuzi in the news, and for that I'm grateful to Sierra. I'm grateful to Sierra because like otherwise I think his music video— like people just don't appreciate Shibuzi in the way that you do. Yeah. Um, so I'd love to see a king slaying.

I don't feel like music videos like make news like they used to.

No, and like being a music video girl like is an elite job. Shout out to Shannon Ford. You know Shannon Ford's like in an iconic music video. I think it's Cole Swindell. Hold on, let me— she should be. And it's like a middle of a memory, just— I think that's it.

Yeah, if you're in Nashville and you're like not in a music video at some point in your life, like you're a loser.

You didn't live Nashville. Shannon is— yeah. Oh, Single Saturday Night, my bad. I love it. Yeah, so being in a music video isn't like not something that a lot of people do, but I do think it's like a very strategic way to be cool, you know? It's such a cool thing to do. I love this. I need the song to be a hit.

It's great for Shaboozy and it's great for Sierra. It's great for Shaboozy.

And this is just so unexpected from Sierra. Like, I don't know if she's into country music, but like, it's just— it's definitely a slay with like her Midwestern ex. Like, it's just great. It's firing on all fronts. I really like this.

I really like this. A little more Summer House music video news. I don't know if you saw KJ and Dara.

Oh my God, we have to talk about this.

So last week I spoke about this with Ben on Friday. People thought that KJ and Dara broke up. So did I. They unfollowed each other. They're not tagged in photos together anymore, meaning like one blocked the other. And then they dropped this music video for his new song, and they're like all loved up in it. And the lyrics include— it's called My Lil Thing— and he gushes about his romance with Dara. He says, she's my lil thing, stick around and give her a wedding ring, stick around and give her a second name. Elsewhere on the track, he muses about their meet cute, saying, from the Hamptons to the city every weekend, getting litty.

Any goodwill I had for these two is in the garbage, okay? Let me see this. Pretending you broke up to promote a song is so lowbrow. It's like such low-hanging fruit. It's like pretending you're pregnant on April Fools'. Like, it's just not funny. Like, I hate that shit. Two, obviously I come to think of Jesse Solomon, who has largely been clowned on for his music, but at least when he was on the show, like that first season, he had a moment. Like, what would Jesse Solomon do? We knew that he sang, he talked about it. Like, you coming out of left field saying you're a singer, like, okay. I hate this the way I hated Jesse Solomon's music. And Jesse Solomon, like, has gotten so much hate for his music to the point where I actually feel bad, so I don't want to do that. But like, I hate this. One, the song is bad.

Two, like, you heard the song?

Of course. The way that they promoted it, like, is my least favorite type of like gag humor. Like, I don't know what stunt— like, hate. The music video is lame. Like, and I now dislike these two. Yeah, individually and as a couple. Like, this was really bad.

I agree.

I'm in shock. How is this not story number one?

Like, it's insane. Because like, you want to talk about Charli D'Amelio, and I just like— I didn't know, like, if I could see you also being— I don't care about these two.

Well, I, I do now. And like, after giving us like collectively— sorry, no, I don't even mean— I take it back. I'm sorry.

You're gonna leave it at that?

Yeah, I'm gonna leave it at that. I feel bad, actually. I take back everything that I said. I forgot that like he's going through it. So like, I don't want to like pile on.

No, but I feel like he's getting a lot of like good reception to this, and I feel like people are like, oh, they got us, you know? Like, oh really? I didn't see any of that. Well, this article I'm reading is like giving that. It's from Cosmopolitan. And well, Cosmo's a very positive place, so I don't know that it's a positive place, but they said the song's a bop. Um, they said they've created quite the buzz.

They have. I agree with that.

Um, so I guess they're not breaking up.

It was more interesting when they were— like, that's something.

Like, I can— I know, because I'm ready. Like, I know Levi's bursting to tell us what happened, and that's why we need her on Namesake.

Oh wait, Summer House reunion and Love Island tomorrow. Hate. Mhm. I need Summer House to end just because, like, I, I, I need everything to end because Love Island is a full-time job. Last night I watched Real Housewives of Rhode Island. I know you didn't watch it, and it wasn't like that. Actually, it was a very good episode. But after they played the new episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and like, let me tell you, I was sat the fuck down. It looked so good. I wish I had a little bit more context.

Like, who's on it that we— Phaedra.

Oh, she's back. And Portia. And then a bunch of— no, Drew is still on it. I don't really know Drew. And then a bunch of women, some of them I think have come and gone through the years, but some of them were new. And like, they're, they're prepared. Like, there's a lot to go on. It actually looked really good. I can't take on more, but I just want to say I was intrigued.

And how was Rory? I will watch. I just— Sunday night, like, are you crazy? It was good.

Um, this isn't The Sopranos. I I know this is not like the headline from the episode because Rosie was barely in it, but like, her husband is a terrible singer. Like, and he was performing at this turnt club in broad daylight. Like, it was so weird.

Well, maybe it was because it was summertime and like the sun goes down later. It was just weird. It could have been 8 o'clock. The whole thing was weird. The sun goes down late.

Rosie was looking at him so adoringly. And then later in the episode, she had like a barbecue with his family and like she made like a dumb joke about Botox and he was cracking up so hard. Like, I think that they're deeply in love with one another. Because like I was like, this guy stinks and that's not a funny joke. And she was just like, isn't he amazing? And he was cracking up at her joke. I actually like— I'm a believer in their love. It was almost sweet how much they were gassing each other up for like very mediocre behavior. The fight between Joellen and Liz was insane. Liz is a crazy person. Like she's an actually— she pulled Joellen's hair, which was insane. And then they got together like a couple days later to talk about it. And Joellen was like, you pull my hair. And Liz left. She was like, I didn't. Like, we literally watched it. Like, it's just insane to see somebody lie like that. And Liz is— Liz is crazy. And Kelsey's so far up her butt, it makes Kelsey uninteresting. And Kelsey was having this whole conversation with her boyfriend because her boyfriend still pays— her ex-boyfriend still pays for her car insurance and her health insurance.

And her new boyfriend is like not down with that. He's like, listen, you strung me along for a year. She said that they didn't have sex for a year and they like wouldn't be a real couple for a year. And he's like, I waited for you, like, but you need to cut all like, this is just not— like, disrespectful. And she's like, well, are you gonna pay for it? And he was like, he can't, he's like poor. Um, and it was just deeply uncomfortable because he's right, but it's like, well, if you're not gonna pay for it, like, she needs— oh, and she has like this brain issue, she had the tumor.

I've seen the clips from her page. It's her insurance. Yeah, basically.

Um, and if he's not gonna pay for it, it's like, well, she needs insurance.

But I like the way that she framed it. This is almost like alimony. She— if she was in a relationship for 10 years, if she were married, she would be getting, you know, something. And so just, just forget it. Let it go. Let it go.

Like, just let it go. Yeah. Alicia was like crying the whole episode. And the fight that started with Alicia about the homeless thing, like, it's not even— Alicia's not even involved anymore. It's just Joellen versus Liz. And now Liz has decided she's taking down Joellen. So who does she call? Kelsey Rula.

And it's seriously the most loser behavior. That I don't like, because I actually like Liz, and I agree she's a crazy person, and that's why I like her. Like, you hired Liz and you got Liz. Yes, exactly. I don't need everyone to like be the same and like, of course, and fight the same. You got—

but to go to Rula and Rula's like, I told you, and it's like, oh my God, two, two dumb bitches telling each other exactly like—

no, and it's like, I have no space for Rula.

And is Rula getting paid? She's nowhere. She's not in— this is the first episode in like 3 weeks.

Yeah.

Is she a cast member? Like, what is going on?

She's— does she say things in the intro? Is she in the— I think she does. I think they pay her because like she's a huge storyline, so show up or don't show up.

Episode though, but she's not— and she's not on a bunch of—

but it's like like, okay, if you don't want to show up, that's fine, we're still going to talk about your husband cheating on you. Yeah. And thanks for letting us talk about it. Yeah. So it was a good episode. I'll watch it. Our fifth and final story— Taylor Swift is making people think she's involved in the new Toy Story 5 movie.

So this is the second time they've made us—

but this is like so clear. So Taylor Swift, um, is now linked to the Toy Story 5 movie, which is coming out soon. Pixar put up multiple identical billboards in major cities this weekend featuring nothing with the letters TS, which Toy Story, Taylor Swift, Madam Marble, Wicked Witch. Exactly. Um, featuring alongside 13 fluffy white clouds, which the white clouds are also like Andy's bedroom in— yeah, it's the brand of Toy Story. It's the brand of Toy Story. Additionally, she changed all of the capital letters in her songs on Spotify. The like T and S are all capital now. I didn't see that in her songs.

Um, this is like a lot of work, and like, it's like weeks of teasing for what? Like, is her song being used in the movie? Is there going to be a new song in the movie? Is she voicing a character? Like, it has to be huge.

This is like a lot for like a new song. Also, Pixar shared a video on Instagram featuring like one of the billboards, and Jessie's character is dancing in front of the billboard, and the caption is, "She's making those moves up as she goes," right?

Which is a lyric from Shake It Off. So Taylor's obviously involved, but what could her involvement be that requires this much changing all the songs on Spotify? That's fucking crazy. Like, yeah.

And people were saying like she was out spotted with Bob Iger at dinner a while ago, a couple months ago. But it's like all that's just to be featured on the, on the soundtrack.

So it has to be more than a typical either she's on the soundtrack, maybe it's a new song for the soundtrack. But that's what I mean.

Or that's, that's what I mean. Character.

That's what I mean by featured on the soundtrack is no, cuz sometimes like that she, since she bought her masters back, she like puts her songs.

No, I think she wrote a song for the movie.

Yeah. This could be her, you know, I got that sunshine in my pocket, which was just a Timberlake song from Trolls, which became like the biggest song of the year.

Yeah, I don't think she's a character in the movie because that would have had to start like years ago, and she's out to a dinner with Bob Iger like months ago.

You know Taylor plans her life like 3 years in advance.

No, I know, but like, I think if they were talking about Taylor x Toy Story at the dinner, it would have to be something in post-production.

Well, I do want to say that I do like this. One of my favorite things about Taylor is like how she's literally like a family-friendly performer. So like doing Toy Story, I think only furthers that, and I really like about her?

I hope we get a great song. I think, I think watching Toy Story 5 is in my future. I think it's in the near future for me.

So if there's a new Taylor—

yeah, like, make it fun for the mamas.

I'm sat. Me too. And songs like that, like, do have the potential to be huge.

And she needs the money. She has a big wedding.

Oh, so the rumors— I know, like, the rumors and the nastiness are that she's getting married in the city, and now it's widely believed that she's getting married at Madison Square Garden. Have you heard have that? No. Which I think is a really interesting venue because obviously like the sports of it all, the like historic nature of it. Taylor loves New York and like its, its history. Um, it is pretty secure, you know, there's only so many entrances, there's no windows. Like what happens inside, you can't see. We may be able to hear. Um, it's kind of— there's, I think there's a lot of like underground tunnels where like you can get in and out.

Cars in, cars out.

I I think— I don't know if it's true, but it's a good guess.

It is a good guess from the security standpoint. But like, would you really want to get married in a place with no windows?

Well, I think that like the— like those are things you have to consider when you are that famous.

Yeah. And obviously like that sucks. Um, and like would you let the security concerns and like not getting a helicopter to get a photo of the wedding—

I think that they would. I think she would.

Like not having like natural lighting.

Wedding. And like, I don't know, rich people can find natural light. Like, they can make it, they can bring it in.

Yeah, from Europe. I don't know, I think I would want natural light. No, it's a good—

it's a good point, but I think Taylor would prioritize safety and security and privacy over natural light. But no, you're right, no natural light is insane. Yeah, insane. It's insane. Maybe the Madison Square Garden like does have windows that we don't know about, you know?

Maybe. I like it. Like, it's a good theory, but I think that would be so It would honestly make me a little sad that like she has to get married in a bunker.

Yeah, it is a bunker. It's an above-ground bunker.

Yeah, so I hope it's not that. I— and I— she needs to get married in like a closed airspace. They're saying—

yes, they're saying July 3rd, Madison Square Garden.

She should get married like at the White House. That would be beautiful. Like, you can't fly over it, and they are like the closest thing we have to royalty. So yeah, well, we live and wait. I'm looking forward to finding out. I know, that's like a fun thing that's almost only month away, or, or less, or more.

June 13th. Oh, you think like it's—

or more, or August. Like, who said? Or they're already married. Or the rumors and nastiness said July 4th weekend, but like, rumor, they could have just made it up. Everything's made up. Everything is made up. Everything's a social construct. Okay, we shall see.

Yeah, that's our show. No laffy, I feel.

Oh, I guess. Yeah. What time is it?

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