Transcript of Episode 949 | "Appointment Viewing"

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interest at heart, or our own. Enjoy the show. Mona seemed like she wake up and put Ghostface on.

I appreciate that.

That was, that was watching clips of Blaxploitation films.

That's what I was watching.

I like them.

Think you can't whoop me?

Think your whole style is chump.

If we're talking about Ghostface.

Word.

Yo, we are here. Appointment viewing. Get coffee. Go ahead, get you some wine.

Roll up.

Do whatever you got to do. Don't miss out. It's about to start.

Organic sugar in the coffee.

I learned—

yes, I learned that today.

Oh my God, what?

I was trying to put sugar in everything.

Keep playing. No, no, but coffee and tea, just my coffee for 31 cups a day.

Spaghetti, canned—

oh yeah, spaghetti, spaghetti.

Like, let's, let's really talk about it.

I don't like it like that no more, but grits if I'm feeling kinky.

Coffee.

Oh, Mark, we still got to get him. Yeah, that's a big part of the problem.

Yeah, that's a good coffee.

Yeah, it's our fault. Yeah, we've been supposed to do that.

Yo, this is— oh God, man, I don't want to do this with like— but it's real thought that I had.

Let's hear it.

It's like elitist taste buds.

Yes.

So I'm scared if y'all get me the espresso, then I won't like how my pour coffee tastes.

That shit tastes like—

that shit that we used to drink from Abe, it's poor coffee.

There's some poor shit I always want to enjoy.

I feel you.

Like coffee, oodles and noodles. My mom heard me on the podcast talking about, yo, I want to go to Flo de Mayo. Flo de Mayo. Yeah, she goes up to Flo de Mayo, she says, yo man, Flo de Mayo, you want something? I say, yeah, bring me back some lomo, yada yada yada. She bring it right to my door, I taste it, it don't taste the same.

Now, Rich, now to be fair, they— restaurants be trash sometimes. It could be the day, it could be the day, it could be the day.

Yeah, even if you eat in there, you, you could go on the side, You're gonna see it off the inheritance tip.

The day that the noodles don't hit the spot, it's gonna be a sad day for me, baby.

Well, we gonna convert you, Mona.

We gotta listen.

He eat oodles and noodles.

I want to convert him too.

You gotta have— oodles and noodles are just necessary sometimes. Sometimes they just need a day. It's not even a once a month thing, but sometimes every now and then. Yes, a little garlic powder, a little butter.

Yes, I'm back to coffee though. Do you season yours?

You just package gourmet, or let's So what do you do?

What's your—

oh, I'm not—

come on, we on a big broadcast. I would never share my oodles and noodles recipe. That's like—

yeah, we've talked about it before though.

Excuse me, and I don't think I shared it then.

Pause.

Can we stop doing that? Y'all been doing this podcast for 73 years. Y'all talked about everything before.

That's true.

Anyway, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder.

Not garlic powder currently, apparently it's been recalled.

That's the normal—

is dead.

That's it, that's it. All black people done.

We died.

They said we can't fuck with eggs, bro. I saw that too.

Yeah, I feel like they coming for the shit we use. We use a lot of garlic powder.

Come on, white people don't use garlic powder.

Oh no, we do. Well, I guess Parks can cook.

You don't use garlic salt? You don't use garlic salt?

No.

Yeah, I think black people use garlic salt more than white people.

No, no, Mark, that is racist. Mark ain't all the way black.

Black people use garlic powder.

I use garlic powder, nigga.

I'm saying, I know people, cuz I went to buy some garlic powder. I barbecued on Sunday and I needed some garlic powder. My son-in-law brought me—

Oh, thanks for the invite. I was free as a bird on Sunday and hungry.

I didn't have a barbecue.

I'm hungry.

A barbecue, it was just me, my wife, and my, my daughter.

That's a He made dinner on the grill.

All right, wait, silence in here. It's too much going on. There is— what do you say?

Because barbecue for 3 people is crazy. Nah, you gotta cook for more people. You're going through all that, you might as well have a couple more people over.

I was trying to borrow with my son-in-law. He's— he want— he was saying that he is a master barbecue and he wanted to show me. I ended up doing half of it, but he did all right though.

Was he nice?

Nice.

I wouldn't say nice.

What'd he cook?

Uh, chicken thighs, uh, some salmon. Uh, what else did he do? He did a couple kebabs and some burgers. Nothing fancy.

How was the salmon dry?

The salmon wasn't dry, but he puts— he, he puts salt.

He—

okay, he's from the hood hood. Like, people from his hood move to your hood like if they get case money.

Like, like that level of hood.

I totally got that.

Yeah, he put me too. This nigga puts Salt and sugar on everything.

Wait, hold up, what's wrong with that?

Lowry's?

Oh, Lowry's is after the salt.

Doing salt with Lowry's is crazy.

That's absolutely nuts.

Then the garlic. I'm like, yo, you know salt and garlic and all this shit you— yeah, I mean, and all these things. He's like, that's my recipe, Pop. I was like, all right, you got it.

He calls you Pop, nigga?

Yeah.

You let this little nigga call you Pop?

My son-in-law?

Beat him up, bro. Beat that nigga ass, man.

Was it good? It was, it was, it was It was good enough. I'm gonna make his recipe with less of that shit in it.

Oh, okay.

All right.

It was salty though.

It was crazy salty.

Ew.

But it was good though. Shout out to him.

My scratcher's not there yet.

Because you're not using the fucking shit, man.

Yeah, you gotta hook up the little—

You know what I'm saying?

Represent for the fam.

From crazy ass Queens, you know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

Mike Toronto.

For those who don't know the way I flow my next one.

Look at you, you still got a little hip hop in you. This your era, nigga. I see you taking it back on the fashion tip. Breaking news. Breaking news.

LeBron James is signing with the Sixers on a 2-year, $8 million deal with a player option. Reporting right now.

Are you serious? Yeah. Fucking apologize.

Let me check.

No, no, no.

Sharon's posted it, nigga.

It's official. It's official.

Philly.

Yeah, nigga. Philly, nigga.

Joe, Joe, what do you think about that? Joe, what do you think about that?

LeBron, come on my podcast, bro.

Told you, niggas.

I told you what I think about it. Michael Rooker.

You know what? Mute up.

Yeah, I don't care what you talking about right now, nigga.

Who the fuck would go to Philly? Give me that. Philly, we out. We out. Better find some freeway. Yeah, bring it out. This is a Philly podcast. That's a Philly fucking podcast.

Philly podcast.

Let's fucking go.

You might as well throw trash.

Won't care about last year's shit.

Yeah, it's still this year, but it's not last year. And what are you doing? You moving the championship ball?

Yeah, well, that season's over, man.

It's over. Them niggas, that's the past, nigga.

Oh, they crazy.

Let them—

you said he was going to Cleveland. I did.

I heard you, nigga. I did.

You said, you said who the fuck would go to Philly? The answer is LeBron fucking James, bro. LeBron fucking James, boy.

Let us—

no, no, no, no. Let us have our celebration.

This might be our championship.

Celebrating?

Yo, what? This might, this might be We—

yes, we got the greatest basketball player ever of all time.

And you know what?

And Bronny, if you want a spot, we got you. We got you.

Whatever you want.

He gonna win. Now you want Bronny? I love Bronny. I fucking love Bronny. That's what I've always been saying. If y'all would just let the nigga play and give him some space. Give him a chance. Give him a chance. He just need a shot.

That's what I'm saying, man. I see him doing 12-5-5 in the league.

Joe, queue up the Bahamadia, man. Come on, man.

Oh, LeBron fucking James. We been telling him every day.

Every day.

I don't gotta tweet it no more.

I can say yes. Let's fucking go. We was taught gods in the rafters covering you and yours. Gather round the world's most famous battleground.

Sky Zoo.

Infamous enough where they have it before it's proud.

If you not cut from it, it get harder to breathe it.

Underground legend Sky Zoo. Shout out to Sky Zoo, guys.

Yeah, where one poster can hang you with a great speed.

Where you can run up on whoever has an 8 seed or freeze up South Beach from off the line.

Or 4-point plays in Easter overtime.

Let it bang.

The serenade round of applauders. Center of attraction like a Hoya. Catch us with a dog in the fight for whoever should play the yard.

Christmas went from Santa Claus to This guy's fucking nice.

That was super nice. He's a problem. Go ahead, get your shit off, man. I don't want to hear another peep out of y'all when this podcast starts. So please.

No, we good.

You'll hear all we hear. Mona.

We good.

I manifested that, guys, because I talked about it to Phelps last night. And I was like, Phelps, seriously, do we have a chance?

Shout out to Phelps.

Hey, Phelps, run to Costco's, get LeBron a six-pack of water, my G.

And bring back the cheese.

Hey, hey, Fells, while you at it, run over to BJ's, nigga. LeBron needs some electrolytes.

You need you a little gram of some smoke?

Go ahead, man.

Okay, so go ahead, predictions. Come on, Philly people.

I don't know, I think y'all super excited.

You erect.

Of course I'm excited.

This nigga got an erection in all this shit.

I almost turned around.

Yeah, you turned around too, freako.

I stopped.

That's crazy.

That is crazy. Yo, we got the best start 5 in the league. League right now.

You don't have the best starting—

this is a big deal. Philly going to be so lit. It's going to be so much going on.

Just wait and see.

Do I have to hear this all season?

All season?

Yes.

Y'all start 5:00.

Oh, now, now y'all could do your NBA schedule. Go ahead. I know y'all been waiting.

Yes.

Not audience—

I apologize, some of y'all never been to Philly, so y'all don't know how Philly people be acting. This is, this is, this is what you have to deal with when they get excited.

Yes, when the guns start busting, they probably down there right now.

I'm ready to go on the balcony.

Well, well, the three of y'all are beardless, so I assume that means y'all pussy back home last night. I assume that mean y'all ain't about to act your back home, niggas. I know in Philly— no, that ain't a— that ain't— not Philly beard.

That's not a Philly beard sticking out.

What you talking about?

Shout out to Free, man. All right, so can I get back to my Queens shit?

We got all year to talk.

No, we don't.

Yes, we do.

I'm not talking to y'all about LeBron.

Then you listen.

Year, you'll watch LeBron.

You'll watch James.

Oh my, that's my guy, man.

That's my guy. My favorite team.

My favorite player came to Philly.

I know the work he doing in Memphis.

I prayed about the work he did in Memphis.

Okay.

Holy shit.

Saying represent for the fam.

Back to Mike Jeronimo. Queens, you know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

Appointment viewing.

Appointment viewing.

For those who don't know the way I flow, Mike Check 121212.

You know what I mean?

Sometimes I remember I'm from Queens. I play some Queens shit.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, check it out. Check it out.

Shout out to wherever you might be listening from.

Shout out to Farmers Boulevard. The whole London, Jamaica, ass 40p. What up, what up, Baze?

What up out there?

Shout out to all the Cowboys out there. Rest in peace, Fox.

Rest in peace, Black Bow.

Letting talk.

New York, New York.

Come on, man, it's our feeling today.

Come on, man, shout out to my Philadelphia people. All right, we do have to turn this down because Royal Flush gets about about 4 maggots off.

Because you living ain't no reason for you to be shitty, faggot. Yo, that was the '90s.

Yo, shout out to everybody from the town, man. Whole 5 boroughs.

What up, family?

Always for the ladies. Always for the ladies.

Yo, see, that's the thing. That's where it get different for Rock On, man. I ain't gonna talk about it. That's where, that's where it could get different. Rock On never heard a mixtape in his life. Hey, when mixtape shit come on, mute up Rock On.

Reg, what up, boy? What up, what up, what up?

Damn, man. Yo, when this shit dropped, I tried to find this beat for months, and I found this shit and went crazy. I must have been 17, 18.

Yo, shout out to all the subgroups out there. Shout out to all the Patronis out there. Shout out to all the parents out there. Shout out to my mom. Hey, moms! Hey!

Mommy, you might as well get something to drink. I'm gonna be at this for a second.

Like a Lucy. Yes sir! Shout out to all the college kids out there. Hey, Body International listening, shout out to y'all.

Hey!

London, Canada, Europe, and all that. What up? Rock on, you could go get something to drink, my nigga. You could go ahead to the bar, you don't play no real nigga shit, nigga.

Let me stop playing.

When I walk into a room, niggas feel a slight breeze. Stay a little while till they feel they might freeze. Never understood why they never like me.

When I lock the door, they turn into ice cubes.

All you see is Nikes.

Appointment viewing, appointment viewing. Shout out to all the haters Listeners out there, wait a minute.

Round trip tickets to who knows where. Stay boarding, never at least a day's warning. Previous plans, they spoiling. A dollar and a dream, the theme of New York State ball. From St. John's to Wake Forest, Wake Forest. Straight ballers, you're hearing it first. Renate Wallace in almost every event, putting up points while niggas like y'all stay score.

Now I mean, it's a weekend, we got good weather, we got a couple dollars in our pocket. Even if we don't, we got our health, man.

We celebrating. Most of my health. My foot is fucked up.

My foot bad this morning.

My shit—

my foot—

I need to trade my feet in, man. My shit is bad.

My plantar fasciitis coming back.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I got, whatever that is. I got like foot HIV or some shit. Yo, we'll be with you in 2 seconds, man.

I'm just trying to get the vibe right.

I'm just trying to get the vibe right.

Shout out to the community. Rest in peace, Freaky Ty. Mr. Cheeks, what up, boy?

Here you go.

Money. You know what I mean? For my niggas that went to the car wash today. Hey, we got a great show lined up for you today.

I told y'all, now I'm just waking up at 6 in the morning and coming in, coming in, just— I'm just playing joints. He looked at me and said, Queens niggas don't play, do your thing, I do mine, kid, stay out of my way.

Y'all mean everybody in the park right now, everybody on the cruise right now. Shout to the Ghosts!

Like a tampon. Yeah, my girl Mona got the loose tampons in her bag.

Over.

It's over no more, nigga.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Nori, under normal circumstances, I would never cut your verse off like that, but we do have a show to do. Let me get these drops out the way so I can introduce the best co-host in the whole fucking world.

Yes, sir. Who was that?

And the Mona, the Mona.

Congratulations, guys.

My phone is blowing up crazy.

Me too.

My phone is jacked.

Oh my God, people calling me.

He does have season tickets, that's probably—

and the price of the brick just went up.

Yes, it is. Price— y'all be believing all Mark lies. Mark ain't been to game since he took it. She bought that one little game coming here talking about season tickets.

My bill came yesterday, it's just $190 this year. I'm like, you paying it?

Yeah, I'm paying.

I ain't got a choice, but I'm—

this year?

But I'm selling all— I usually sell all the tickets.

Just give me a prediction on y'all wins since y'all so excited, because I don't want to hear this no more.

Larry, that's my—

Larry what?

O'Brien.

Hughes.

What the fuck is— I don't know what the fuck he talking about.

You heard him.

You heard what the man said.

I said what I said.

Niggas talking for the— LeBron got that shit plant deal. Exactly, that's all it is.

LeBron can be the mayor.

And wait, actually, before we get into that— before we get into that, once again, you prediction markets are doing insider trading. Y'all are doing stuff. So I thought this the other day when that Miami shit happened and they uploaded the YouTube vid saying we're introducing LeBron James on the 29th. The Miami— did y'all hear about that? Yeah, Miami Heat uploaded that to the YouTube page.

Yeah, upload the YouTube and tweeted it.

So then the prediction market went crazy. Miami spiked to like a 57% favorite to land him, which said to me, yeah, put your faith elsewhere. He's not, he's not going to— it just kills me how whoever back there is able to cake up.

It's crazy.

All for these fucking predictions. But whatever, congratulations to Mark. And Mona and Ice. I know y'all are really excited about it.

Good season. Yeah, but I'm definitely raising the price of my season tickets.

Oh, you should.

I've been selling—

can you take me to one?

I'm selling them off. I still sell them off because I can't get to Philly that much. So I'm— I, I— last year I only went to like 2 or 3. This year I'm probably go like 5 and sell the other 37, 6 games. But I'm definitely raising the price.

I want to go.

No more face value.

And I mean, I guess this is just about— I mean, y'all can have this, uh, uh, bravado with like Celtics Celtics fans, because that's where the smoke is for y'all.

We just smoked them.

Yeah, we beat them.

No, it's Jaylen Brown versus—

oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, we always hate something. That's our tradition. We've hated Celtics since Bill Russell.

Yeah, but it should be more intense this season though. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, for sure.

Absolutely.

Listen, I hear the pussy drying up out there.

We're not gonna—

we're not gonna support y'all today. What episode is this?

949.

Welcome to episode 949 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by, fueled by, powered by PrizePicks. PrizePicks gang, yeah! For those out there wondering, I still have I have no idea how we will celebrate 1,000 episodes but it is a pretty big milestone and achievement. I'm sure I'll get to that. But first let me introduce y'all to the fucking greatest panel in podcasting. To my right, y'all know the vibes. Big Mona, don't call her white girl. Brand new ass shaking at every chance she gets. Mona, how you doing?

I'm doing amazing!

Good, we absolutely love—

One thing Joe, she's not one of the dry ones while you were outside on the balcony.

Wait wait whoa!

While you're outside on the balcony.

You know that firsthand?

I, I—

shut up.

She looked like she was enjoying herself. She got, she got a FaceTime from her boo.

I don't have a boo.

Oh, whoever that was. Her voice changed.

She got light.

You turn your femininity off for the— no, the waves.

She's like, oh, you got your shirt off?

Cuz he took his shirt off.

That's terrible.

Well, they make you strip down in jail. They got to do a cavity search. You can't wear shit, bro.

I was like, I got a FaceTime, nigga ain't have a shirt on. It took— I was taking it back.

Oh, you were taking it back?

Okay, I'm an older person, it's not like it was— I can't, you know.

I don't even think it take much to get that thing up.

Nah, nah, he nice. I ain't going to lie, he nice.

No, I'm not talking about him. I'm not talking about him. Yeah, I'm talking about him.

Shut up. Like I said, he's a beautiful man.

She wanted uncontrollably to—

on the couch.

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

It's happening again.

It actually really happened. I actually, it just happened.

Whatever you did last week, the fans was like, yo, I ain't gonna hold you on some bro shit. Yo, on God, on some bro shit. Mona was looking good. Shout out to Mona, man. We so happy to have you. And she was on time. And not too much on my girl, she did pay me my $150.

Oh shit.

Yes, she did. Yes, she did. Apple, Apple Pay. That's when I learned that I judge people to use the Apple Pay, like when you text money, when you text the Apple Pay. A little bit. I didn't know until she did it.

What's the cool way to do it? Like that you wouldn't judge somebody? She's held you Cash App?

What?

Yeah, one of those. One of them.

Why?

I would think Apple Pay is a little more classier than it is. I think it is because Apple Pay, you could get your money back if something happens, Cash App, you're just fucked.

Cash App to me say you ain't got no bank account, right? That's what I thought. And there's a reason why. So if your first step is y'all gotta Cash App you, all right.

Cash App is like strip club commerce.

Cash App not tied to your bank account? Yes, it is.

Yeah, but it can be, but you don't gotta be.

But a lot of people don't have one because Cash App has a savings account on that thing.

That's a new feature for when they were trying to scale, but originally you couldn't have a Cash App without it.

You had to go to your bank account.

And I ain't gonna lie, I've Cash App the wrong money to— I mean, the right money to the wrong person.

Cash App don't give a fuck about that. I've done— I sent $1,000. I sent $1,000 to, um, the wrong person. I was trying to pay a comic, and the guy found me on Instagram and DM'd me and said, thank you, you was a blessing. I prayed to God. I know I was going to get my bills paid this month, and you said exactly what my bills were.

You let them keep it?

I text back, motherfucker, this is the police. The detectives are here now. You broke into her Cash App account. I tried to— I switched it around like I was a cop. I was on the phone, freeze, just send it back, and You'll be all right, Jerome.

It didn't work.

He just blocked me. Yeah, I was sick, bro. Tears came in my eyes. I ain't gonna lie. I've done it a couple times, but the thousand hurt. I ain't gonna lie, this shit hurt.

Well, next to Mona, unfortunately more Philadelphia fucking people.

Yeah.

Our good brother, Dr. Marc Lamont Hill, has blessed us with his presence today.

Always here.

Marc, how you doing, man?

Never better, man.

Good. I'm so glad you could be here today. Now, what's this? In my prime, your shirt says today. What's the inspiration there?

No reason, just feeling, feeling good, feeling, feeling pride, feeling in my prime.

I feel like a lion.

I'm in my pod prime.

Oh, okay.

Not your physical?

No, fuck no. I gave the trash his dick yesterday.

I just rolled out left, man.

I left the room, man.

I was like, yo, can we get defensive? Yo, you know, can we give our ladies Props for like all the trash dick.

You know when you can—

I gave her the—

what do you mean you know when?

Yo, no, that's just what it is. No, no, man. Yo, so listen, so we having a hard time, like we having a hard time getting on like the same, the same sex schedule.

It happens.

And she's like, yo dog, what happened to the dick I used to get? Like we used to— and I'm like, listen, it's a lot going on. No, and it's a lot on my— it's a lot on my plate. I'm starting another gig, like I got so much going on. She talking about some plate, nigga. You got to spare 4 minutes. That's all you—

that's all we about to—

why you acting like it's, it's a big to-do? I was so crushed, but she was right.

You weren't wrong though, right?

And you thinking 4 minutes with all be the same.

Yeah, but that's, that's one of the reasons that I'm never leaving my girl. Like, I'm not getting back into having to get impressive dick. Yeah, but that's a lot. That's asking a lot at 46.

At this age?

Yeah.

Fuck no, I'm not doing that. That shit sound like a task.

I'm a wily old veteran at this.

Minimum, nigga.

2 for 8 like LeBron.

League minimum.

Vet minimum is hilarious. Next to Mark, our good brother. We don't know if he got his rent yet.

That's a good question.

We don't know if he got it yet. Did you get it?

Some of it.

It's fucking August. Some of it. It's August.

You got some of April?

Yo, if anybody out there listening needs shelter and a roof over your head on the free ski, stack it up. This nigga, man. Man, hit this nigga. Anyway, Mr. Thousand Doors and Up, our good brother Ish, is here. Ish, how you doing, man? Great, sir, yourself? I couldn't be better. Happy to see you.

Likewise.

What's the name of this material? Nylon. It is nylon, right? That's two pods in a row on the nylon tip. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but I know when old niggas do shit like this, that mean he was at the gas station, little fine bitch came out, like, ooh, that's nice, and then he went over.

Uniform.

Well, you looking good, man. You look good. Next to ish. Come on, man. You think we would have a Versus podcast and not have Big Freeze in the building?

It all red.

That's, that's right. He said what he said to Vado. Vado ain't do shit, nigga.

I watched that video. I was cracking up.

Yo, I hate Freeze. I absolutely hate Freeze. I ain't learning about my friends.

You know that that was happening. No, I didn't know that was happening.

You couldn't even plan that. If I didn't know Freeze was corny like that, nigga, shut up. No, that's a different level. Anyway, listen, Big Freeze, the Freeziest of Them All, Mr. Take It Further himself is here. Ice, how you doing, man? I'm great.

It couldn't be better right now.

Good.

We absolutely love it. Look at the— I'm glad the Philly people in a good mood. Y'all deserve that shit.

Yeah.

When the last time good news came to Philly?

Shut up.

I'm asking Who's Picnic?

Who's Picnic?

That was lit.

Yeah, ho, ho, nigga.

Elmira's— Elmira's fine. It's Big Parks is in the building. We got Po in the building. Cory's here. Erickson is here. Tanner and Savon are here by remote. Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you very, very, very important people out there are here. Everybody is doing great, feeling great, looking great, and smelling great. So with no further ado, appointment viewing, let's get right to it. Versus?

Versus? Ice?

No, no, I shouldn't be the first one to speak. I'm waiting for the damn— my bad, you was right.

I was— I said YG too.

I'm not talking to you then.

Oh, okay.

I'm talking to who didn't say that.

Oh, that's true.

There was some people in the religion calling you crazy.

Yeah, I'm bugging. I'm, I'm, I'm just waiting for that, then we can talk about versus. Joseph, is he talking to me?

I believe he's talking to me.

He ain't talking to me, I was on his side.

Yeah, he ain't talking to me.

Oh, he is talking. All right, what you want me to say?

I'll say it, I'll say it.

What you want What do you say?

The floor's yours.

Oh, so I saw Versus. So I saw Versus, right? I turned my TV on, this shit didn't start, so I was getting YG and Game videos for fucking 2 hours.

Wait, can we start before you do that? I'm sorry, because you know the news that came out that YG was detained. Yeah, yeah, uh, that morning. Yeah, so when the Versus didn't start, it said 9:30, I think like 9:28 is when the screen changed.

Yeah.

And versus coming soon, that shit, it stayed like that in complete silence for like 40 minutes.

But once it came on, I had understood why, why.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you knew.

So now I made the mistake, I watched this versus with like family. Oh, that's like with my girl and her kids.

She was out and she came back, I was like I'm just gonna go put this on the phone upstairs.

The kids are 18. They're like, what game song should I know? It's like, I can't, I can't write this second. So it comes on, they fucking start rolling dice. They both look amazing. Uh, mad members everywhere. Yeah, this is a Blood, this is a Blood—

Coachella.

I have to—

I have thoughts on this, I just don't know if I can share them.

Bombplex, bowling, big back. Hey Travis, Travis Barker.

Yes, Travis on the drums. Yeah, I think Travis Barker's blood though.

Yeah, it could be.

I think he is a blood.

Could be.

I'm— look at me lying. I don't know, I don't know. He just always is weird. Some niggas is at—

he killed it.

He's super cool. Yeah, they cool.

He's super cool.

I don't know, I love Travis Barker. Um, so it comes on, they both look great. Listen, I clearly underestimated how many songs are just about being a Blood. All of them. Yo, I don't know what I was expecting to hear.

All I heard—

what, see, YG, I know that about. But in the beginning, it looked like Game was trying to match Blood energy with Blood energy on the record.

I think he fucked that up a little bit.

He absolutely— me too.

Yeah, he did.

Yeah, you played one Blood round too.

Yeah, yeah, that was crazy.

Yeah, I—

that, that was it. That's all I needed to see.

Well, no, that was him trying to blood it out.

Yeah, yeah.

So every song, um, they like, nigga, this is my flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, nigga, we is Blood, Blood, Blood, Blood, Blood, nigga, big and back, big and back.

I'm like, yo, yo.

And I know to the Bloods, this is a time, y'all, it's New Year's Eve. But to the nigga, however you say that, you know what I mean? It was definitely Boo Beer's beat. Yeah, so they having a good time, but for the guy at home watching with his family, it's like, this is a lot of fucking blood shit. So I just watched it. I watched it, uh, to Ice's point, uh, I— we gave it to YG. We gave it to YG.

Yeah, we gave it a choice.

I just think you a phony nigga. That's why I have a problem saying it to you.

Phone a nigga?

Because for 10 years, or however long you've been here, you've stood on the hill of nobody wants to see Game in a versus. You have said that. I've been up since 5 trying to find the clip, but I haven't. Fans, if y'all find it, great. But that was your thing, and nobody fucking argued with you about that, because why would somebody argue?

And the second YG is announced, well, there's a person that could see Game in a versus. That's all.

Wow.

That's not— see, don't try to paint it as it's phony. Like, you keep trying to move my points around. I'm not taking anything away from Game. Matchups matter. We say this every single Versus. Styles make fights. Styles make fights.

Exactly.

You hear YG, Game in Compton or in LA, I'm not sure exactly where, but if you're familiar— a lot of— and I understand how a lot of people, especially on the East Coast, might not be too familiar with YG's music. I am. I'm— y'all know me.

I see that shit in person. I know it. I don't—

I listen to West Coast rap.

Same.

So that is a bad matchup for Game. It was almost like, I don't see how he could win this.

Why'd you guys— party—

but me saying that, but my, my thing is me saying that is not taking nothing away from how I feel about Game as a rapper, as an artist, about his discography, as a person.

Same. Yeah.

And, and hey, call me delusional and dumb, I still feel like there was a chance for Game to win.

If he would have played his hand better, I think he could have at least made it—

I don't know, interesting.

If he would have played some other songs too.

I don't know what he left.

He didn't play Celebration.

He waited way too long to play Higher. He didn't play Certified Gangsta. He didn't play fucking— what's the other joint that I wanted him to play?

He could have played crack music.

Like, he got—

he had records that are more— but again, to your— to that point, a lot of these songs are— they appeal to outside of LA, not LA. This is an LA thing, so I'm trying to play the records that'll resonate better in LA. Think he did that than what the rest of the nation or the rest of the world want to see that they might know. Game records, them records you be naming, they ain't really hit like that out there. But the problem with that was Certified Gangsta should have came on no matter what. Yeah, but the problem with that was the YG shits was smashes that everybody knew nationwide, plus was— not everybody, there was a lot of YG records. I know, true, true, but I'm talking about the ones that we know are smash smash. Yeah, that was my point. When it was made up, like, y'all are gonna forget a bunch of these records, but when you hear them, it's like, oh shit, I forgot about that.

Well, and then, right, maybe I judge this differently had I known going in that YG was the game's favorite rapper. I felt like that was pertinent information for me.

He knew all the songs.

I was conflicted.

And we made it clear.

Yeah, well, that's what made it impossible for me to ever say Game won because on the YG set, Game and his whole side was vibing. They was lit. And on the Game set, YG and them niggas, they didn't look like they were doing all of that. So I was conflicted, right? 'Cause on one hand, I want the OGs and the veterans and the older niggas to do exactly what Game did.

That's fine, that's fine.

Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do. Everybody acknowledges you as that figure out west. You got this shit started. YG and them niggas kept saying, yo, we grew up to you. So that's there already. But I guess to see it, he was just too happy.

That contradicts your, your normal versus take though, because normally you'll say, you know, he a phony nigga. Yeah, you speak of phony niggas, it's you.

Because the phoniest— I don't make no fucking— yeah, fine.

I say that because anytime it's OG versus a newer act, you'll be on the other side of that. Like when we had Bobby Brown versus— you like, yeah, y'all saying this, but y'all are gonna forget that the OG is going to come in. He's the OG for a reason. He gonna come in and teach this nigga something. And this was the flip-flop of that.

Well, when you want to teach— Keith Sweat was up there putting belt to Bobby Brown ass. I know he had— no, that was—

they—

yes, but they were friends. They put a record out together, they were being friendly. Fucking Game, every second was stopping to just big up YG, big up YG. Like, goddamn.

I'mma tell you what I think even about that.

There was a lot of tequila involved too, not for nothing. You get a little friendly.

I couldn't get past how drunk niggas was.

Wait, hold up for a second. Yeah, hello?

Hey, um, is this Joe?

Yeah, you called Joe, right?

What's the—

uh, damn, today Friday, huh?

You at work?

It sure is.

I am at work.

Oh damn, okay, okay.

Something happen? I know my phone been closed. I ain't seen nothing on my phone.

What happened?

Yeah, look, just—

we—

I just want you to know, tell, tell the Knicks to come outside, bro.

All that little shit that y'all been doing, that shit was cool and all, but is that—

you know who that is?

About that time, man.

Talk to him.

No, it's about, it's about that time, man.

It's about that time, man. Just so you You know, bro.

Yeah, Zaire, are you saying—

hey, who that?

Mona?

Hey, North Philly, we up, man. North Philly, man. 23rd and Sesame, man.

We outside, man.

Turn me up. North Philly, we back.

Now I'm turning— you going, you going too crazy. Hey, congratulations. Happy that y'all got LeBron. I don't really think that has anything to do with the defending champions, but of course, good, good, good for you.

Of course you don't think— now let me say this.

I will say, hey, maybe some Sixer fans will come to y'all's building now. Okay, look, that's, that's fine.

I do want I'm trying to say, look, let me just say this real quick. You on probation.

Like, you cool, but you feel me?

Like, let's just color inside the lines for a couple months. You on probation a little bit though, but you feel me? But you still good with us.

Yeah.

Hey, big dog, are you coming to my birthday dinner, bro?

Yes, I'm gonna pull up. I just got my training camp. I gotta make sure I gotta get through training camp, you know. I ain't got a cut in 3 weeks, Joe. I'm on some bullshit right now.

Hey, listen, I understand about the and all that, but get your permission slip signed from your wife. Get your permission and come on out. We're in the middle of, uh, uh, talking about verses right this second, if you don't— if you don't mind, if it's all right.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, I said YG, there was a whole lot of gang activity.

Yeah, God bless.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, some light, some light. So we love you, congratulations. I mean, yes sir. And we'll see. Hey, give me a prediction, prediction for a record, record, 6er record, because Mark Mona and 60 wins.

60 wins.

I hung up on him. I hung up on him. He did say 60.

I think 55 is—

it was a quiet bang.

55 is reasonable.

60, you is smoking.

I said no to 60. I said 55.

The is wrong with Zion?

How many games MB gonna play?

Probably same as last year, but we've added Jaylen Brown and LeBron. I think that's— and BJ's gotten better.

We'll be all right.

Yeah, we'll be fine. Back to verse.

Back to verse. Freeze, you could jump in because I don't have nothing to say until Later, when they bring the bitches out, that was a moment. Did they bring them out? That's the only part I care about. Go ahead, give you back. It's your time, Sean. I'm moving my mic.

Okay, cool.

You did it.

Okay, cool. Um, I mean, I think we kind of said it. They put the, um, official score sheet out where the fans get to vote and everything, and the shit came out to like 19— I think it was 19-3 or something.

Oh, I didn't have it that bad, but I didn't have—

I didn't have it that bad. I didn't have it that bad.

It wasn't—

I didn't have it that bad. I stopped— this went more than 20 songs.

Yeah, that shit went on and on.

Yeah, I can't stop after that. I had Game winning maybe 6 rounds, 7 rounds tops, and a couple of those could have went either way. Um, I know a lot of people saw, uh, uh, he did All That Lady, and that, that could have went either way. Okay, there was a couple of rounds where YG just Blood Anthems. LA knew them, Party Records. And I had some people that were there because I'm like, damn, the crowd don't really seem like they really what I expected.

Okay.

But then he sent me some videos from there. So they— for those who don't know, they mute the crowd in these streams.

Oh, they shouldn't.

So you can actually hear the music.

It seemed like they was dead.

Apple, put the—

it's not—

give me a little bit.

It's not— it's not— it was not dead in there at all. The crowds are muted on the stream.

They shouldn't.

Um, Game did drink a lot of liquor.

He did an entire bottle.

Uh, so that's been a thing of his when he performs. He'll bring a whole bottle out, he'll neck the bottle, pause. And, uh, people always would say, oh, that's water, you know, it's an antic. I believe that at one point as well. I think that was liquor last night because— and I think he— but I said, I think he knows that people to say that, which is why before he, uh, downed the bottle, he had the, the young nigga take the shot.

Okay.

And his reaction told me, oh, it's definitely in there. That wasn't water.

It was a little bottle, so I mean, you know, it was still crazy, but still.

But it was a bottle.

But it was—

he started with the Casamigos, uh, the, uh, Clase Azul bottle to the neck. Before a nigga to drink that straight down, I ain't—

but that's really his thing. They were in the comments like, oh, he should take full Ciroc bottles. Yeah. And niggas It was really like, oh, we know it's water now. That's why it's like, it was just stupid. Like, whether it's water or not, who gives a fuck? Clearly it's not water when he picks that girl up and begins to dry fuck her on the stage.

But Jerome, and also to the point of where it was like Game seemed like he was, YG was his favorite rapper performing his songs and stuff. It looked more like Game kind of early on knew YG's records and knew where they were. They would perform better. So I'm not really me versus you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't gonna be a hater. I'm not gonna do that. Make it seem like, you know what I'm saying? I saw Wack tweet, uh, post something before the verses and was like, yo, this is a setup. I don't even know why Game took this verses because, uh, what he said, Larry Jackson owns Complex. Okay, well, I'm sorry for not—

he's basically saying the fix was in.

The fix was in. He was like, he was like, they're gonna clip up all of this and make it look like Game won on social media. And all this is before the, before the everything took place. Yeah, so it's like trying to get ahead of it. I think they knew we can't really win this in this building, so they did the right thing.

I mean, they made— they made it a celebration exactly. They went to Celebration mode quick.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Before we go on, I want to come back. What's up? Can we get rid of that? Can hip-hop not be— because that's y'all hip-hop . Why do y'all think that want to watch y'all go from sober to drunk?

Would you mean—

where is that entertaining?

Is that a thing?

Yeah, only hip-hop where these niggas run to the center of the stage, chug a whole liter of some shit. Niggas is supposed to fucking, yeah, bravo, you killing it. And now we got to watch you be stupid drunk for the rest of the night. I'm not just talking about Game. I know, cuz by the end of it, Game and YG was fucked up.

They was twisted.

They were, they were gone.

YG paced a little bit better though. He even told Game like, yo, yo, you faded right now.

I've been saying this since fucking Crooked I used to do this shit. I do not stand rappers thinking that that's the thing. Can it stop?

Yeah, it's not—

yo, nigga, you doing a show, you one of the best. I'm looking at the TV saying, yo, these is two of the illest niggas. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm, I'm having a blast with the contrast in sound and the streaming era versus when you had to go to the store. Like, because them Game records, I don't know how people felt about them. For me, them records are still some of the hardest records in the world.

Yeah, absolutely.

I wish they would stop rapping over vocals, but that's my—

that was the worst part.

That shit sounded a mess at the beginning. Yo, drink later and get instrumentals.

Drink when the job is over, when it's done, or at least drink, but just don't get hammered.

The part that really fucked me up about that— Game is on tour right now, right? Opening for Wayne. This doesn't help you. For people who might not— I'm saying for people who might not know, and oh shit, get like— now this don't do you no— like, oh shit, Game killed it. Oh yeah, I'mma make sure we catch catch the tour too. This really doesn't help you too much.

That's a good point. If he would have smashed it, it would have been—

yeah, like, use this shit as like an advertisement. I'm currently on tour with Wayne, who— another one who hit or miss with the performances. Now people are like, all right, you know what, I might not even catch this shit.

He looked crazy humping the girl. He looked kind of crazy.

Oh no, we get into that. We're not waiting.

No, no, no.

The other thing I'm confused about is like, I watched the whole verses, but where's came from?

Compton.

Like, where is he from? See the Block, right?

Bumpin'.

Excuse me.

Yeah, he's from Cedar Block. He claimed he was Brazilian.

Like, is that like a member thing to do, is tell me every other second where you from?

Yeah, yeah.

But he just told us a fucking 30 seconds ago where he was from.

And it's also written on—

yo, Cedar Block, Bumpin'. Y'all know how I'm rocking. I'm like, yeah, Game, get him. Next song, yo, all right, see the block.

I'm like, yo, you know what, it's blood. I know that he's shouting his block, and it's different, it's different Bloods from here, from there, different, all that type of shit. Also, what I do think, going back to Kendrick's pop-out—

I went to the fridge and threw all the ketchup in the garbage.

Look, going back to Kendrick's pop-out where you had all these niggas from all these different sets and all that up there, Game was missing. So to him, this is his version of I got all— I mean, it's all Blood niggas, but this is my version of I got all these gang members on stage. Yeah, we here too, we act, all of that type. He trying to—

he got a lot of songs, yo.

He does.

He got a lot of songs. I thought that the longer it went, Game started to come alive a little bit.

The second half, he was much better.

He was much better performing and so just wise. Yeah, I had this going 11, and I said I thought it'd be like 11 to 9, something around there. Um, and I think Game at his best could have come away with a loss at like 11-9, but I think he started off way too slow. I think, I think the song choices and the energy and the performances— that's the other thing, I, I just didn't like, I just didn't like, I didn't love either in terms of the overall performance. What'd y'all think about the back, the back end, like the background vocals and stuff that was on? Because Game had backing, right?

So Game had backing on some and TV tracks on the other, where where basically he can rap the bar, stop, and then let the vocal finish the bar for him to keep his breath control going.

Yeah.

So, and that's harder when you're drunk, and that's—

yeah, no, everything is harder. Everything is very tough. Turns out you are drunk.

I don't get hip-hop, nigga.

You take away from your own superpower. I don't get it, but whatever. Anyway, Anyway, Game is about to play his D'Angelo record, uh, Lady, All That.

Yeah.

Um, so, uh, the DJ— I forgot her name, fuck— Charisma. Charisma. Shout out to Charisma. The DJ is like, all right y'all, before we get started, all the sexy ladies to the front. All right, that's when I sat up. Shut up, because if y'all gonna find some sexy ladies in this mess, I want to see it. I've been watching for an hour and a half, I ain't seen a pussy walk by at all.

A long hair.

So now Charisma must have felt the same way because she was like, all right, I'm giving it a sec, come on. Hey, there go a little corner over there, come on y'all, come on y'all. And I was like, you know what, ain't no sexy bitches here. And sure enough, they found some little sexy Mexicans, because you know in LA, you know, it's LA, you know, they still do the paper, the paper bag, paper bag shit out there.

You know, they say the same thing about New York when it comes to how New York niggas and Dominican women and Puerto Rican women, they say the same shit. Yeah, just so you know.

That makes sense.

Yeah, I did not know that.

Yes, it makes sense though.

And it's a very valid—

no, for the clubs in New York, they only barmaids are dark-skinned You got to be foreign to dance. That's what they say about New York City for facts.

Well, that's a fact about New York City, but who thinks that New York niggas are not fucking black women?

No, I think LA niggas not fucking black women.

Oh, we're talking about fucking.

And I'm telling you that they think New York niggas fucking Dominican women and Puerto Rican women because that's what niggas talk about all the time.

LA, I promise you, that is the thing. Black girls up here, he might be right because they say that about me. So yeah, you You might be right. I'm telling you, they did say that about you.

They did say you like the Latinos. They said if the bitch ain't have rice and beans, you don't want it. They said that.

But that couldn't be further from—

Freeze, this nigga try to slip that in.

I can vouch for that, cuz.

Put that to bed though. Go ahead with your Black queen.

Freeze, you try to slip it in.

Freeze, nigga.

When the ghost came in, nigga, you had no other choice, nigga. You had no choice. Fuck you talking about, nigga? Yeah, your history was a little shaky at first, but she cleaned you up.

But that's not true.

And she lowkey look— she from Trinidad, but she cleaned you up. She cleaned you up.

Yeah, her hair curl up, but I know hair curl up.

Ponytail was curly. I said, wait a minute now, she cleaned it.

But wait, but I know why they say that about me. I know why they say that about me, cuz all of the shit that has been public has, has been that Latina, but behind the scenes, that's what I'm saying.

Cuz yeah, but Trey Mom is Black.

Yes, there—

I don't think people can—

nobody seen women all through my sexual history.

You made a face.

I'm not— Trey Mother Black.

Oh yeah, okay.

You know, first baby mom always Black. There are—

were you down?

Were you down? No, she— he lived with her and all that. It was her crib.

Look, the first baby mom was I'm gonna beat you up too.

Let's move on. So they brought the girls up there all wearing red, naturally. Game bring them up there because it's Game's song. Game get to dancing, spin them around. Hey, hey, nice. I'm in the crowd, I tweet, hey nigga, I'm doing my shit, man, my bag, nigga. His song ends, the bitches stay.

That's how it goes.

Why?

It's YG.

Turns.

He shocked because I'm a . I already know what YG thinking. We, we all been— hey, so YG turns on, come on, he say, all right, you had the vibes for you going, you're not going to keep the vibes over there, right? Like, can we, can we share? Like, can I get some of my— can they come over here? Because when they came on stage, Game said, I'm taking this one, and took the little one that might have been cute out the bunch, left YG to be with some— so YG try to get back, yo, can I get the vibes. Game said sure, but he didn't mean sure. That was like an Imani sure. He didn't really mean sure. So when the girls tried to make their way to YG, Game grabs the girl, the one YG want.

No, he didn't.

Yes, the fuck he did. The one that all the black niggas is saying, if I have to fuck one of these girls, I want that. It's gonna be that one. Game grabbed her hand. Now YG got to do the song. So I'm laughing, I'm like, this ain't over yet. And sure enough, it wasn't over. Game do a song, now he got to hump the bitch, cuz now he done drunk the Don Julio, cuz now he going—

that's a killer.

So now you got a dry hump gyrate, now he fucking this girl on the stage. Yeah, in front of—

the Apple camera cut quick, start showing the DJ booth.

Yo, I gotta tip my hat to Apple. Yo, Apple, y'all might as well get ready to show us Billy Ray Cyrus versus Kid Rock.

Yeah, that's good.

Oh no, they in a meeting right now.

Yeah, we going to get some white versus.

Oh, hey, you niggas, y'all going to learn to keep niggering.

Y'all can't nigger everywhere and think that niggas will continue to be able to act like— it is over.

Like, somebody text me, they want culture until they get the culture, then it's too much.

No, that shit didn't look good. It just looked— it looked drunk and too freaky. He like a freaked out uncle. I didn't like it.

I didn't, I didn't like it.

So then Game is doing— he stopped the music early, he do a Nipsey tribute. Rest in peace Nipsey. Shout out to Black Stamps, all that Crenshaw shit, right? So he start, he start doing his Nipsey tribute and he bring out one Crip. Yeah, one blue hat, center stage. The nigga start dancing. Her son talking about, oh shit, I thought they was about to kill this nigga. I thought he was about to witness a body. One blue hat dancing around. But then I said, oh shit, they doing a Nipsey tribute. That mean YG might do his Nipsey record. It's gonna get dark. And sure enough, that And it got dark.

It got midnight.

It got dark. I mean, that was just a bad—

that was just bad.

That one, that, that was bad. That round was bad. A few rounds from getting a couple of them. I know, I know, I know.

Wherever you can go, I— you can't— it doesn't compare.

Game would not let go of the bitches. Yo, he was drunk. Yo, but I feel like Tequila make you hold them hostage. Why, why niggas don't share?

You don't know them. Share the hoes.

That's what they there for.

Why is a room full of men sucking their teeth at me?

Explain it to me.

He having a flashback.

I'm not from that cloth. I don't know that.

Jojo, Jojo, that's what he's about to say.

Go ahead, explain it to me. I speak ish.

I have been out with Joe, but there may have been tequila involved at some point in life.

Oh, that's when I was trying to fuck the stomach dancer bitch at, uh, the belly dancer chick at, uh, at Melody.

You understand, you may have blacked those days out.

You try to rewrite history a lot, nigga.

Your history—

reach back far enough, you will find some shit that's true.

Let the white boy talk. Your history— handcuffs. That's some handcuffs.

Your history—

we write multiple pairs. You rewrite a lot of shit in, in real time too.

I don't feel like that. Yeah, his memory bad.

That's his line, right? That's how you get out of it.

No, you didn't.

My memory bad.

My memory bad.

Niggas can't tell you what you did.

Yo, my memory's bad. Okay, well listen, because y'all are my friends, I'm open-minded. I don't want to be stubborn. If y'all are saying that that used to happen, then goddamn it, that used to happen. What I'm saying is, to watch it, it don't look good.

It doesn't look good.

Yeah, yeah. When you in there and hey, maybe keeping the bitch, that's cool, but to see it as a bystander, it looked different.

Game was too gangster for me, nigga. He threatening the camera like I felt it through the screen, nigga. I felt a part of Blood at one point, nigga, the way he was talking through the screen. I'm like, hi, nigga. What set am I down with, nigga? He was just— every minute he gave a speech, every 3-minute mid-song, and Charisma, stop. I'm like, oh, come on, let the record play. Yes, stop.

Gotta let you know where I'm from.

Those Game Records, like, I'm with Joe on that. Those Game Records, I don't think people understand. I was vibing to the Game Records. YG was cool. I fuck with YG. I got it that he won, but you had to be there in the moment for what it did in that moment.

Freeze was outside them Game Records.

LA where they were, them songs hit different.

I said game one, cuz YG's shooting at us in the East. Yo, niggas, come move out here. He don't do that.

He move out there, he talking to transplants.

No, I don't give a fuck. I took it like us, nigga. I'm like, YG, we fuck with you, nigga.

He sitting like—

he talking about the transplants, talk shit about trying to move around out there, try to move around out there in LA.

Who, who was the niggas trying to move out there right now? It's a lot of motherfuckers.

That's common.

New York niggas moving to Atlanta. New York niggas is moving everywhere but New York now. Yeah, what I'm saying is that, but he's specifically talking about the niggas that shitting on, like, that shit's on a spot and they didn't move there because try to move around because of the things that were happening to some of the artists that went out there.

We started shitting on LA, but then we were just doing that out of anger, nigga. That was temporarily. We were losing niggas.

Like he said in his record, don't come to LA. Don't come to LA.

Nah, man, we gotta come to LA.

Come to LA is not realistic.

You have to go to LA, friend.

Don't shit on LA, then go to LA.

Well, I wouldn't be shit on LA anyway.

So he's not like— to my— well, I'm explaining to Flip, then he's not talking to you. Well, he was talking about New York niggas to go out there and take their bitches that go out there shitting on LA, move out there, and now you trying to move around. Nah, nigga, seen what you said. That's anywhere though.

Back to y'all point about whatever y'all said to YG, I'm not leaving this, this point with Flip.

None of—

I don't think none of that YG shit is even possible without what Game did.

Facts, that's a fact.

That's a fact.

Nobody's to say that too.

Yeah, he might have even said he did actually. But what I'm saying is it's more important if you were there for the Game run, and I hate to be caveman, you had to be there.

But I was—

those Dr. Dre beats were the hardest Dr. Dre beats ever in 2005. Oh my God, New York niggas— but nothing you could do with those beats and an aggressive nigga rhyming. Then he had Nate Dogg on mad hooks. Like, rest in peace, Nate Dogg. He was trying to explain to the people the importance of Nate Dogg. Yeah, niggas just like, yo, nigga! But I was home like, wow, wow.

You know what? You know what I realized? I don't think that we give enough credit to the Game 50 run, the G-Unit run, because it meant something. No, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying that. No, I'm talking about the people. 50 was an East Coast nigga and put on the West Coast nigga. That's how it looked, right? And you could see when the 50 records came on how all them niggas up there performed. They were singing along with it. These are gangsters, so that mean it meant something. They really looked the game at, at this moment, or when this shit came out, nigga, this meant something to us.

Put California on his—

that's what I'm saying. But we don't need to— I don't—

that's real.

He said that though because it's muddied the water between him and Fifth. I don't think they can't really understand how that run was important to hip-hop. Just watching all them up there, like, and that was the performing game.

You saying him and Fifth? It might be him and Dre.

You think it's him and Dre?

Like, if him and Dre were flying—

got it, got it. Okay, him and Dre.

People may look at— well, yeah, because he gonna be at the Pop Out, he gonna be— there's certain opportunities that are going to be there. He gonna be in Boyz n the Hood. You're gonna see Game.

Yeah.

Not see him like you see him today, which is, yeah, you had them slaps back then, but now what?

I can't be controlled.

That's what he said. And to YG's credit, which is one on his— on his— one of his early records, hey, I got something to say, I'm the only nigga made it out the West without Dre. Like, I didn't need that.

I couldn't get that.

You got that. It's like when Fab saying, I came in this game with no Dr. Dre, no beat from Diddy, no— you know what I'm saying? Like, some niggas, y'all had— y'all was able to get true ushered in by greatness. And some of us had to go the other route, and we still up here. So yeah, I'mma boast on that. I'mma brag on that part.

I have a question. It might be a little off topic. Do— does it make the verses not as fun when people are friendly towards each other, like how they were? Like, is it not as good if it's not—

everybody in America wanted them to be friendly last night.

Nobody wanted nothing.

Nobody wanted nothing.

One of my favorite verses was because of bad behavior. The Gucci and and, uh, yeah, I mean, that was legendary. It was horrible behavior, right?

You know, but that's nigga shit. Some of the great ones, I mean, I love Snoop and DMX, and that was all love. I love them on the R&B side. A lot of R&B ones have been friendly, like the old heads, like Patti LaBelle should be friendly.

Yeah, they should be.

But it's gonna be—

sometimes it'd be some quiet.

Yeah, please.

I think it's just— I think the performance just has to be good. And for me, the one last night was a little too much inside outside baseball, it felt like if you not like watching 2 and a half hours of blood, of LA and LA party music and blood talk, like after a while it was exhausting to me. I only, I only finished watching it for the show.

At some point I was blooded out, right? Because I got to go to bed, I'm in my living room with my family, so now I go to bed, now it's cuddle time, but I still cut it off. So right now I'm cuddling to this blood, right?

It's It's all right for people to be like, yo, this one ain't for me. Like, they did—

they did—

no disrespect— they did RZA and Preem. That wasn't for me, right? They did, uh, what was it, Bounty Killer and, um—

oh yeah, Beanie Man.

That's one of the best ones.

My point still stands. Yeah, your point versus you ain't getting it right. So I didn't say nothing about it. I didn't even watch it. Go to Starbucks.

Oh, you didn't watch that one?

No, I didn't. I don't I don't listen to this.

You Jamaican, nigga.

Listen, my point is—

but what do you say to that?

Why?

Go on. I didn't know you was Jamaican, nigga.

That's my problem.

I speak a little Patois.

He Jamaican, boy.

He speak more than me.

So your father's Jamaican?

My father and his entire family are all Jamaican.

Do you understand Patois? No. You can't speak it or understand it?

He don't fuck with no—

you ain't here with that nigga. The farthest Jamaican he go go is oxtails with white rice, nigga. And some rice and peas, don't forget.

Do me a favor, don't say oxtails again.

You can't hold that in there.

Yo, do me a favor, don't say that.

Did we ever get to the bottom of that?

No, we didn't. He going to say whatever he want.

You want to rehash it?

No. I do have something that I want to rehash in an hour too with Mark. We'll get to that.

Everything ain't for everybody.

That's true.

That was E-40 and Too Short. Majority of motherfuckers, you might know a couple E-40 records, a couple— you didn't know them shits that they was playing out here if you didn't—

if that's—

if you don't subscribe to us.

I was so shook on the screen, right? They were so blunted out that the YG records I didn't know, I act like I knew them. I ain't know none of them shits. I act like I knew Nigga, I was in the crib, it's hurt.

Every—

the light flashing red, I'm like, okay, it's a lot of shit going on here. I don't understand what's going on, but there's some shit to mind programming shit to me. I would— that shit fucked me up. When the light started blinking, I'm like, hold on, let me turn the fucking shit.

Got a little 2 Blood with, uh, Big Boy walk out. They throw the flag on Big Boy.

He just DM'd me too. He said, Flip, please, why you put that video out, nigga?

Move, nigga.

Big Boy, you cursing and you around gangsters? I ain't know Big Boy was like that. He mad professional when I watch him. He's mad professional. I didn't know Big Boy be with gangsters saying nigga and motherfucking and all that. I didn't know that.

He cuss. Yeah, Big Boy cuss.

I ain't know Big Boy curse like that.

I ain't—

that's like Sway cursing, nigga. I don't hardly hear Sway curse. Sway don't curse.

Sway don't curse, nigga. Get Serious Radio, don't lie on them niggas.

I was watching watched Sway when he was on MTV.

You remember what Sway told Kanye? Yo, we can cut these cameras off.

Yeah, we get to it.

And you know, that was, that was a real—

you know why I'm so shocked? Because we— that's it. I was shocked. That didn't fit Sway's character.

Well, it don't fit his New York character.

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

That's what I'm saying. From up here, I just found out this ain't from the Bay Area.

All of them, they're all Listen, Joe, them niggas trying to call Ebro on stage. He ain't dumb.

Ebro was like, nope, come up here. I hear it. Ebro smart, smart.

Ebro up there with a red rag on. Nigga, this is Apple Music.

That's why it pay to just— right, if you're not a tough guy— like, I never tried to emulate something I wasn't, and it's because I can look at a situation and insert myself and know when I would die, which is that versus. I just kept putting myself at different parts of the crowd, like, and the way Joe moved, they killed me over there.

Right there is where the stomping would have started.

Yo, I gotta give these niggas— probably the most impressive thing to me wasn't even the versus, it was them resetting the stage.

Yo, I've never seen that happen before that fast, bro. Yo, everybody step back, we gotta clear the Niggas just moved like 3 times. Yeah, try that shit somewhere else.

You too, nigga. You step back too.

Hey, listen, well, 'cause on both sides— and again, I'll move on— but on both sides, it appeared like there were very high-ranking, important members. Yeah, I don't think these functions could happen without—

without that.

Yo, shout out to the very important, uh, high-ranking members. Yeah, colleagues for real. And they kept introducing, hey, this is motherfucking OG C.

I was like, all right, I'm glad he's here.

Hey, Mr. Cedar, he don't even be on camera.

Look, hitting the nigga, hitting the OG like that. That—

yes, the homeboy that— yo, he don't even be able to come up. They had to make him come from the back.

Yo, please, yo, God, this the only nigga I answer to right here.

The rest of you, man. I'm looking at him like, yeah, makes sense.

And he looked like it. I would answer too.

It makes sense.

And he went up there just cool.

It makes sense.

Yeah, him.

I had to—

shit, and that nigga looked tall. I forgot Game was tall. Game tall. And it was niggas that look—

he didn't look tall because all them niggas is tall.

Yo, don't do another— we don't have no more, uh, uh, like gang member verses that need to happen, right?

We got—

there's still some—

it's still a couple.

He should have did the song I'm on. That's why he lost.

Shout out to Game.

Indeed.

Shout out to YG. Y'all two dudes, uh, RJ up there, shout out to RJ. The fans won, LA won, the members won. Fucking, y'all did it.

Y'all, it was good too.

Y'all did it.

Then they did—

then they went full out. I ain't never seen this one before. Right before the verses dropped, Game and YG dropped a song together produced by, um, Swiss Beats and Timbaland.

Yeah, that was crazy.

That was the— that was—

I didn't actually listen to the song. I saw you put in the group chat.

I listened to What you think? I fuck with it. I mean, it was— I knew what it was for. It's not nothing I'm gonna keep relistening. It wasn't bad, but it's cool. But I understood the purpose of the song.

Got it. Do you guys know that Will Ferrell's son is making music?

Yeah, that bad?

And it's good. It's like neo-soul-ish.

And he got one little neo soul song that black people is fucking with. The rest of that shit sound like some pop party, but it's hard. It sounds—

well, that's the only one I heard. The only song I heard was the neo soul.

He sound like Robin Thicke. He ain't bad.

On the one song, you can tell when black people get a hold of some shit. But no, I bought the song.

So what's his name?

This is Magnus. Magnus Pharrell. I mean Pharrell. And this is the neo soul song that black people people are gravitating toward. Yeah, no, this song is definitely Robin Thicke vibes. Yeah, but I went to listen to the rest of his stuff.

I didn't.

Okay, I didn't.

I heard this one.

Yo, if you make some fire shit, the first thing I'm gonna do is go listen to the rest. Hey, not bad. Nah, this is hard right here. It's a little joint.

It would have been one of my sleepers.

Hey, let's go, Magnus!

Cuz I hate that I still feel your mistake all on my face.

But the rest of that shit is like— I'll play some snippets. It sounds so not bad for what it's trying to be, huh?

Don't, don't sound bad for what it's trying to be.

Yeah, none of it is bad.

None of it This one sound like Bruno Venus.

It sound like a nigga who dad got some money and he's with some people with no music and he's throwing shit at every box.

I don't see no big names on this shit though. Pause if necessary.

He still could have paid for access.

Yeah, baby.

You know what I'm saying? That don't always work.

Yeah.

I remember— No, he probably— and he talented. I remember Tommy Hilfiger's son.

Yeah.

Remember that run?

Yep.

What Tommy Hilfiger did?

His son. His son was making music.

Trying to make music a couple years back.

What was his name?

Rich Hill.

Yeah, I don't remember that at all.

Exactly, that's the point.

And his nephew made music.

Big up, big up.

Bitch, okay. Nah, not bad, not bad.

I was just shocked.

I was just shocked.

That's it. I don't have— when I first heard, I was like, I have no take about it, just that Will Ferrell's son— I be so surprised when niggas' sons is doing shit. I don't know why.

Or when they do something something against what you know their father to be. Like, if he was in the movies, yeah, or comedy, be like, all right, cool.

What's the other dude whose son, um, Tom Hanks?

Tom Hanks' son.

Chet Hanks is an interesting kid.

Like, it's just so—

oh, you want to exchange Chet Hanks stories?

I do not. I'll listen to yours though.

It'll turn this shit up, so I ain't gonna do it. That's just why, because then the fans will go find the people that's involved in the story. But if you want to talk, I got I got good— Chad Hanks was on— listen, pandemic days, everybody was on Clubhouse, buddy. Everybody was on Clubhouse.

That's a fact.

Chad was on there, they was stepping in his business about that pet toy. Hey, hey, what's up?

What's up with all that?

What's up with all that appropriation, boy? But anyway, Chad like the sisters.

He do.

Chad like the sisters.

Also, you guys related?

Chad likes the sisters.

Chad likes the sisters. No, we, we are not related. There's no way to do it.

Almost, almost related.

Got to be.

Sounds like a—

come on, a near miss. Yeah, no, I kick that bitch out my house.

Anyways, uh, what time is it, Joe?

Yo, fix your nails.

Ain't nothing wrong with your fingers. Fix it. What's wrong with you, yo?

That was on one—

one of them.

I mean, we're gonna get the project. That was on one of them breakups where your girl that broke up with you is not speaking to you, and you know y'all are gonna get back together, but you don't know how yet because y'all not speaking. And the guy— the girl don't know, but the guy in that role, it's a pivotal role because at some point, bitch is gonna start trying to fuck him. And if you fuck the wrong one, then that may interrupt you getting back with— yeah, so it was one of those, man. So no, man, no. Shout out to Chet Hanks. No, we're not Eskimo Brothers. I believe he's Eskimo Brothers with one of y'all in here though.

I'm sure.

I think so. I think so. That boy, I think so.

Not me.

Oh no, it ain't me.

You?

No.

Okay, just checking.

Oh, now it's time for my favorite part of the show. Yo, prize big! Oh, y'all keep that energy in 7 months. Yo, cuz the last few months been like—

boy, boy, boy, a year ago you said that. Said the same shit a year ago. Yo, y'all keep it up, nigga. The year's going to be fruit at the end of the tunnel.

You want to jump in?

I'm happy.

You said that before. Stop, stop recycling this shit. Remember what you said.

My memory is bad.

Yeah, I know, I know. Don't touch that down.

We'll be right All right, the summer of soccer is in the rearview and you can still make all of your summer sports picks right here on PrizePicks. Preseason football is kicking off and the WNBA and baseball are heating up. Throw in the, uh, throw in big tennis slams and fight nights and there's no better place for all your summer sports picks than PrizePicks, America's number one sports PickSap. Uh, so the other day we did have our, our Money League fantasy football, uh, ping pong ball lottery for the order, for the draft order, for the draft order. I got the second pick in our league. That means, like I tell y'all every year, you get to, you get to pick where you want to pick. Dude that had the first pick took the 4th pick. So now it's me on the clock. I call up Keeb. Keeb fucked me last year wanting to pick 7 instead of 9. I like the later rounds. Keeb says, let's stay where we at. So I stayed at 2.

Why ain't take 1?

Because I'm fine with either player that I want at 2. I want the better, uh, I want the better pick on the comeback. I want to be in front of him.

That makes sense.

I want to be in front of him when I come back, so I picked—

but then, but no, but it starts to hurt you in the, in the later rounds. I mean, I feel like it balances out because I think, I think the boop boop is better than the boop, wait 2, then boop again.

See, not for me. I got ADD or some shit. I'd be needing that little 90 seconds, that little 2 minutes in between.

I need to go, I need to go Yeah, I'll take the 2 and a half.

I need time.

I'm gonna go with 5, 6.

Listen, Prize Picks is really easy and simple to play. All you have to do is pick 2 or more players, look at their projected stat line, and pick more or less for your chance to win big. Come on, man. A lot of Sixer games out there for you guys to load up on. Look at these fucking Sixer fans in here. Anyway, listen.

I want this money.

Let me give you the ish picks Pick of the Week. I don't know if he's hitting a while, but he's consistent with the picks, so I'll just read them to you. Ish is going with— yo, I feel like he trolled me with— he always sent me some shit he know I can't read, bro.

Jersey City ain't my fault. Oh shit, you know what I mean?

It's America, nigga. It ain't New Jersey City. Americans can't read no more. Uh, Saya Suzuki for more than 5.5 fantasy scores. Must be a bull. Uh, Nolan Grenade. Oh, now I'm sounding like Mike Tyson. Oh, he must be a— Nolan Grenade for more than 4.5 fantasy score. Taylor Ward for more than 5 fantasy score. And Starling Marte. I've been watching sports all my life and don't know who Starling Martez.

Who the fuck is—

uh, for more than 3 fantasy score— all right, it's trying to hit. It must be trying to win. He putting some trash niggas on. Nah, hey, hey, Starling, if you can't get 3, you're done.

Yo, that's baseball. Yeah, so it's—

oh, it's baseball.

Yeah, that's baseball. WNBA is, um, was it All-Star Weekend? WNBA All-Star Weekend in Chicago. So shout out to all of them that made the All-Star Team. Yeah, you got to play baseball too. That fantasy score It could be— you can have zero all game, one at bat, next thing you know, they got 8.

Yeah, you got it. Okay, I understand now.

Yeah.

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Well deserved. Late.

Let's go.

Who else, Mark?

I need some, I need some, uh, some more speed with that clap.

This was your topic. You made me say Charlamagne.

I was going to. I, I only wrote Charlamagne on the board because I just want to shout him out. I'm so proud of him.

That's fine.

Of course. Yeah, I'm super happy.

I have had so much love admiration for people who, who work hard and who grind. Some people get handed, you know, an advantage. Some people don't. Some people have to work from a disadvantage. And from him being from fucking Moss Point— it's not Moss Point, what's the name of his, uh, Moncks Creek?

Moncks Corner.

Moncks Corner, South Carolina.

Moncks Corner, South Carolina.

Yeah, on a dirt road, you know what I mean? You know, you coming up in the business, no fancy degrees, no, no hookup, and to just grind and to grow into what he has become, I think is extraordinary. Um, the other thing about Charlamagne thaT I love, and the thing that I appreciate about him and why I'm comfortable calling him a friend, is that I've watched him, um, grow as a human being. I watched him become a better person year after year. He takes criticism, he listens, he's self-critical, and I've watched him be accountable for things. And I've watched him—

that's my favorite thing about, about it. Like, that's a really important point that you're bringing up. Outside of all he's accomplished professionally, watching him grow as as a person. Yeah, how can you not appreciate it? I take great pride in when I stop talking to niggas, they change who they are. What you saying?

Who did Ish become?

No, you ain't tricking me. Nope, same nigga. Same OG, same OG. Ain't changed, not changed a bit.

My man Keke Palmer surprises me a little bit. Not that she— not that she got it. No, no, I'm walking the other way. I'm saying I thought Kiki deserved it long before.

She got a new show with Oprah.

I mean, that's kind of a thing.

Or Michelle Obama, she got some new show that's kicking it. I don't give a fuck.

Her new show is smoking people.

What is that?

What?

This is based on what? Somebody pull it up, read it, because it's gonna sound like I'm hating about something. And there's other names that we need to say. Don't y'all try to shut up to get a Joe Iso.

It ain't happening.

Y'all say that's the Joe Biden podcast. No, it ain't no more. It's a pod.

9 mics and be like Wu-Tang. You see, you see that interview?

Yeah, shout out to Rory and Peter Rosenberg. I saw the interview.

I got compared to Capadonna. I don't know how I feel about that, but we'll come back, we'll revisit it.

And that was a bad one for you, Capadonna. Peter was doing with that.

Yeah, I had to text Peter about that.

Yo, I'm reading. You're not our AI consultant.

Oh yeah, I'm not.

You want— come on, man, you know where we're going.

To qualify for a star, a nominee generally needs at least 5 years of professional achievement in their field.

Boom.

Significant contributions to entertainment.

Boom.

Charitable/community involvement is considered. The nominee must agree to attend the dedication ceremony if selected. Someone must submit a nomination application. Celebrities do not automatically receive stars. We know that. Um, a selection committee reviews hundreds of nominations and typically chooses around 20 to 30 honorees a year. If selected, a sponsorship fee is required. It covers the creation installation of the star maintenance of the Walk of Fame. The sponsor is often a studio, label, network, fan organization, or other affiliated group, not necessarily the celebrity. And selection does not guarantee immediate placement, uh, the ceremony generally must be scheduled.

Super informative, but I still didn't hear the information.

And then there are 6 categories. So stars can currently receive, uh, excuse me, achievement in motion pictures, television, recording, radio, live theater performance in sports entertainment.

Yeah, I still didn't hear that.

He wants to know like the requirements.

I want to know how much time you get for defacing one.

For what?

Wow.

Okay, break this down for me, Joe, because at some point I'm gonna be in LA vandalizing. Now that's where the tourists be, but I will go out of my way over there with—

to destroy.

Come on, come on, give me some of the tools, give me some of them houses. Yeah, come on, give me the tools. Yeah, that's all I need. A damn Kiki party.

That's a killer. Listen, listen, let's— first of all, that's a killer in the fucking B, bro. Like, you know, she could be a little annoying, but she is extremely talented.

That's a fact.

She is an actress, singer.

It hasn't been nothing that she's done and it's like ass. I think the bitch dropped a song before and it was all right.

It was. Yeah, it was absolutely fine.

Shout out to Keke Palmer.

I know, I'm serious.

She could do— I don't know what she can't do. That's the more the question.

And nigga, we just bigged her up when she took the, uh, when she spoke when— yeah, nigga, we just bigged her up.

Did y'all feel like that she deserved that, uh, okay.

Yeah, I've just, I've just seen too much good from Keke, including community stuff.

Yeah, you never never say nothing. I gotta look at my man face. Yeah, he don't say nothing. Yo, ish, what you got to say about this? Yo, nothing. You gave me that face. How you feel about Keke Palmer?

I don't have a feeling about Keke Palmer. I'm not saying nothing negative or positive.

I don't—

so you come from the old school, you have nothing good to say, don't say it at all?

I don't have anything bad to say about her either.

I'll tell you one thing, Flip. Keke, Keke, one of them people—

I'm gonna get you, ish.

She, she— I may have said something before. I mean, I was in Ferguson with her one time.

Oh my God, is that bad?

Nigga was in Ferguson with her, nigga.

Frontline, right? She was on the ground, nigga. Try it, nigga.

Yeah, get out there and do something, nigga. When the last time you was on the frontline, boy? Yeah, at the shit.

Jay-Z show.

Yeah, my son, he was on the line.

Yeah, no, I mean, I'm just saying, like, you talk about community engagement too. I mean, like, she said it was great, man. Mike Brown got killed She was right there on the ground in Ferguson when they told us to leave and the smoke bombs—

what she did when it was macing and spraying.

Yes, I was standing next to her. I'm telling you, and her mother, shout out to her mom. When, when the smoke bombs came and the tear gas came, she, she stood 10 toes like, we getting locked up tonight.

On Fridays, y'all, y'all don't know it cuz I didn't tell y'all, but on Fridays I try to not bring in activism. Like, I don't want it getting Mona started. It's a whole corner where— and somehow on the Walk of Fame comes— fuck we get to Ferguson.

Let them get their shit on, Ferguson.

Because you, y'all over here slow clapping. Kiki, I'm saying she check all the boxes.

Engagement.

No, no, we never going to hit on how talented she is. Extremely talented.

What's the beef? I never—

I feel like whenever she come up, there's always a subtext around here.

Mark, you asked me that and I answered it flat out before. I'm not going to answer it again right this second, but I've answered it flat out before.

That don't— I don't remember. See, I know what you said before. That didn't connect to the Walk of Fame for me. That's why I was like, oh no, it don't. Okay, okay, okay.

It don't.

No, it No, connect at all.

Okay, that's why I was confused.

Okay, hell no.

Fair enough.

I just keep a few names there, you know. I feel like that's important as a podcaster.

Who else is on that list today?

Currently, some of them have disappeared.

Yeah, some names came off that list.

I watched it in real time. I watched them in real time disappear. It used to be ASAP back in the day.

Okay, ASAP, some shit that Yams probably tweeted. Emotional ass. Emotional ass. Ass Joe Budden.

Did y'all see that video that went around?

Rest in peace, Yams. What video?

With ASAP.

Which one?

It's like he's jogging and somebody's following him, a cameraman. But in the video, ASAP has his hands on his hips, so people are reposting it because of the way he's standing. But what stands out to me is the fact that this nigga is following him while he jogging. He like jogging around New York, this nigga following. So ASAP walk up, he's asking him like, why are you following?

I'm about to say, they following the right one. Go ahead.

He run right down and he asked him, and he's not, he's calling him brother, which I can appreciate. He like, brother, why you filming me? When you do stuff like that, you trying to get the person to relate. Like, you're filming me, so why are you doing that? And he filmed him for blocks. Follow him jogging for blocks. And he walk up like, but I'm like, them hands on hips might have distracted you from what the fuck was really happening.

It's a trick.

It's a trick.

Yeah.

All right, these niggas don't want to tell you who else made it, so I don't know. Congratulations to all the people that made it. The rest of y'all didn't matter enough for us to look your name up.

That's crazy.

I don't care how much you paid to the association. I'm happy for Shawna. I'm happy for Shawna, man.

$85,000.

I'm happy for one nigga. The rest of that list, sorry, buddy.

Would you have—

would you have—

hell no, I'm not paying them.

Usually—

well, I would pay, but to show up to like an event, that's part of it. You got to do this.

But from what I hear in general someone else pays the sponsorship fee for you. People who love you, or friends, or family, or collectors.

So I would pay my own?

No, you don't think we would come up for that?

No.

Who?

No, I don't think y'all would come up.

We absolutely would.

I don't have—

we would.

Yes, we would.

$75,000?

Yeah, we would.

Fuck no. $75,000.

I got someone.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Big dog, don't count.

Minus me.

I'm just trying to name.

We heard the story about The bread.

3, 6.

Plus Imani, we heard the story about the bread on the table.

Don't remind me because I still—

plus she paid me back.

I'm not ashamed. Let me tell—

excuse me, why you acknowledge that?

You haven't said he did.

He did. Well, I wasn't here, nigga.

First of all, excuse me, what happened was is I got stole from first and I stole back because I know how to steal.

So that's first of all.

Somebody stole from you first?

Yeah, I had merch. I came, I had merch.

She did say that.

She gave everybody merch.

Cat, all of the merch disappear. I start asking niggas, can I get them money for the shirts. I say I'm a shirt, he go like, it's wrong that I want $40, $50 for my shirt and shit.

Yeah, then you brought merch up here to sell to us.

Why wouldn't I, nigga? Y'all don't support the brand.

Girl, sell that shit outside, nigga. Not to the team. We waiting for you.

She's crazy.

I asked this nigga for a That's That Ish shirt 20 times. He ain't bring it.

That's the vibe.

You lying.

You know what you're doing.

I'm surprised she's lying. Sweatshirt.

I ain't actually lying.

Now I went to a sweatshirt.

Well, can I jump in with some lines?

No.

You know, shut up. First of all, you can get that company.

First of all, first of all, it's the skin, baby. And you, you talking about you— why did it— like, what, you felt away because I did a little stealing?

Who? No, I heard about it. I couldn't believe it. Not I fuck with you.

First of all, I You stole on the open too.

You was on my shit list for that, for that. But then they say, yo, Mona took some bread. I'm like, never.

Nah, it was like a strong arm. It wasn't even really stealing, it was like a strong arm.

Basically robbed niggas.

Yeah, yeah. Yo, I'm not mad at stealing because I'm pro stealing. That wasn't why I was mad.

He said he was gonna steal me, he's gonna steal back. That's what he said. Nigga went right in my pocket, my pocketbook, and stole a 10-pound.

I promise I'm pro stealing. Oh, play those games. I'm with that shit. If we opening that door, let's play.

Dug his hand in my purse the next week.

I come from where she come from, but I've changed.

She—

my problem with Mona was money on the wood during a, uh, you're not supposed to do that with the gambling.

I was wrong.

And you know that. And I know she knows better. That can't count in the stealing game. Money on the wood.

Yeah, man, it's a I could have got hurt.

That's why I fixed it. I fixed it. And the nigga complaining it sound like Apple Play, huh?

Wear a t-shirt.

In nigga's t-shirt.

Dog bed.

Exactly. He said he threw his in the trash.

That shit is in the cabinet.

You never gave everybody no t-shirt, bro.

That's how I remember.

I told you I was buying one of them.

Give her her sweatsuit, bro. You did the same thing. One of us up here, you took a long time to give them their I definitely asked for a sweatsuit, Ken. One of us up here, give her a sweatsuit, Lord.

I need it.

You took mad low with Joe shit.

Mama's lying.

I wear that sweatsuit. You took mad low with Joe shit, right, Freeze? He said you trying to shit on my shit. Joe kept asking. You got one? I like that. I got my shit quick.

Me too.

With Joe, y'all all got one?

Oh shit, yes. He solid when it come to—

That's his loss. I wear that. That's that ish. That shit going to sell out that day. You mean that's on him? I'm telling you, you might, you might have misheard me. I'm telling you, I asked, I asked. Well, I'm Xing it on camera. I would like a sweatshirt and I want two colors.

Got you. It could happen too. Meet him in the back of the— at 9:00.

Back of the dumpster? What you just said? That's my brother. Watch your fucking mouth, Playboy.

Meet him at his PO box at around 7:30. PO box?

You get—

watch my boy don't play by that PO box.

Not only that, you get $500 in your pocket and you may get a ride.

What?

Catch him by that PO box.

He a different breed on this.

Listen, Mona, the nigga starts dancing when he get get out of his car. He do a little shimmy to it. He's bugged out. He got bread. He got bread. He got a Chinese bank over there. I swear to God, like, this nigga is a mystery.

Be making up shit.

You know, you didn't tell— oh wait, you didn't take me to a Chinese bank? Yes or no? Did you not take me to the Chinese bank?

No.

This nigga is a liar, bro.

It's all right though, it's cool. I want to know what weird confusion. I want to hear it.

It's the Chinese bank in Jersey. Did I not say it's— why are we over here at at the Chinese bank. Yes or no? Did I come back free to say it?

He came back and said a couple times.

There's a funny story or something.

He's talking about LIE.

That's what he talking about.

That nigga is lying, bro. But Long Island Expressway, what's that? Lie, nigga.

Oh, a lie. What was that thing over there?

That's the LIE.

Yo, RIF, nigga.

RIF.

The fuck you talking about? Oh, don't listen to this nigga.

Why you was at the bank with him?

He, you know, he always want to show off. Showing off. Hold on, nigga, take a ride with me. Nigga, why? Nigga, just take a ride.

I'mma go get a loan.

Just drop me off, boy. Go after. Take a ride. This nigga be in the club with a late night Philly ride, licking a motherfucker's thigh or something. That's the type of nigga he is.

I gotta make a stop real quick.

That's what you doing.

Give me—

this shit's corny.

That's me. That's what I did.

My shit is the opposite way. You took me the other way to take me home.

This nigga is lying, but it's all right, you know.

How many times you took me home?

About 5.

Exactly.

Yo, the rest of you niggas, they got a star on the Walk of Fame.

I got the list.

That's what I was trying to read.

Let's go.

All right, so in motion pictures, Chi-Ching Chong.

Okay.

Idris Elba.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll fuck with Idris.

Yeah, Sam Elliott.

Okay.

Elle Fanning and Dakota Fanning.

Okay.

Kate Hudson.

Okay.

Okay. Delroy Lindo, for sure.

That's my man.

Sam Rockwell.

Oh, Sam gotta make it.

And Ted Sarandos. Who the fuck is that?

No, Ted Sarandos.

I know.

I'm about to say, I know Ted's about to say, trying to jam somebody. No, Ted, we would edit Sam, I'm talking about.

Oh yeah, Sam.

I don't know Sam.

Sam Elliott. Y'all know Sam?

I don't know Sam Elliott.

I don't know Sam Elliott.

What's he in?

He's in, um, mad shit.

The old deep, deep voice with the big handlebar mustache.

Yeah, black. What's the spin-off? You seen Road House with Patrick Swayze?

I got to see his face.

The ranch.

The ranch with, uh, Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton Kutcher. You know, you know why they—

you definitely know.

All right. I get that, but I didn't see—

oh, this nigga, my man.

Oh, I do know him, but check this out. I didn't see a movie called The Ranch. It's a show. The Ranch.

Dope.

You on TV?

On Fox.

I'm not watching.

Not Dutton Ranch. No, The Ranch.

This nigga 81 years old, boy.

Now give him the show, bro.

Some of these y'all going to care about. And TV, David Alan Grier.

Congratulations.

Okay, just a couple more, couple more. Joseph David Alan Grier, Lisa Kudrow, Bill Lawrence, Pedro Adam Scott, Jeff Probst, Keke Palmer, and Raven-Symoné all got for TV. Now here's the one I thought y'all might care about, the recording one.

All right, let's go.

Since we're a music show. Karol G, David Guetta, I don't know that person. Waylon Jennings, posthumous, The Ramones, Joseph Saddler from Grandmaster Flash, Mark Scheiman, Sia, Smashing Pumpkins, Linkin Park, and Lil Wayne.

OK. OK.

Some good news for Lil Wayne. I know a lot of times he feels ignored or doesn't feel like he gets the credit he deserves. So we got it. And then, uh, Nicole Scherzinger, Joe Koy, Robert Below, Jimmy Johnson got it for sports entertainment. And the only person who got it for radio is our very own Charlamagne.

So congratulations.

Congratulations.

I don't, I don't understand how they don't run out of space. I don't understand how that works.

That shit go all the way.

Yeah, nigga, what you talking about?

It ain't one street. That shit, you go around the corner.

Muhammad Ali is the only one that's not on the floor, nigga. Put some respect spooked on his name. Your recipe is on the wall.

When I first saw those stars, see how crusty and dirty that shit was? I was shocked.

Like, it's the same way niggas when they see Times Square. Same shit. Niggas have an idea of Times Square, and then when they get over here, it's like, wait, what?

I'm not—

that's how it was my first time out there. I got to LA, yo, take me to the Walk of Fame. I want to do all the tourist shit. We got down there, I was like, all right, I'm cool. Let's get the fuck out of here, please.

Would y'all want one of those? Let's say this show goes on for another 20 years. Still at it. Oh, keep going. That's something else.

No, go ahead. I want to hear.

Is that something y'all would want, to have your name on the Walk of Fame?

Yes, I take all that shit.

You do the ceremony?

I take it if my career was good enough that it was warranted. Okay. I wouldn't just want it on.

See, I would think— I would have thought you would have said no. I thought you'd have been too like shy for that.

I mean, but that's your family and your kids and all that shit could have some legacy. I'm over there with greatness. Yeah, I'll take this shit today. How much?

Fuck it. Flip, you do it.

I wouldn't take it today.

Who would you bring to the ceremony?

My wife.

Who else?

I assume your wife. Who else?

My children.

Shut him down.

Kill that joke.

Don't start with me, man.

Tell him don't start. I don't want to smoke.

You know what? I've been watching you that whole time, nigga. I've been watching you doing voiceovers on that camera, nigga. Don't start.

This nigga was narrating the whole shit.

Yo, nigga, you my man. I love you too, son. You know I love you, yo. You don't play—

you run a strict program!

My son don't play. We worried about him. I was talking to my brother.

That's funny, bro.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we were— no, no, no, I'm just saying that you don't play, nigga. You started punching the air and all that shit.

Nah, it was punchin' the air.

Yo Joe, he want to put your hand up?

Now I have Cuba Gooding from Boyz n tha Hood.

Hey yo, hey yo, hang on. Nigga hung up on him then he start to send a voice message: "Hey y'all niggas, you bitch ass nigga!" What the fuck?

Yo, don't hang up on a nigga and send me a text. Don't hang up on me and send me a text. For real?

Yeah, send me a text.

We saw you ball your fist up.

Yes, fam, we watched that whole shit, bro.

He not lying.

We watched that shit.

You in our prayers.

You know why I fuck with Mona though? Because Mona, you could tell where she's from. She mind her whole— while I was nosy, Mona just kept being in her phone.

I told him to shut up because he too loud.

Mind her whole business. I thought you talking about the neighbors.

I know you mean these assholes.

She went outside to say so I could be nosy.

No, listen, for real, I was talking shit to y'all, but I don't listen. Also, real shit, I hate when niggas do that around me, so I try to like tune it out.

Yeah, yeah, I forgot that, you know, because the balcony got sides, so my mind, I'm by myself.

And that nigga was playing with you.

Mark, I was, uh, I want to just go over one of our more recent viral moments.

Wow.

The other day we had the argument about, uh, the debate about Mike Tyson, uh, and Jackie Chan, right?

Here we go.

More or less, yeah.

So I uploaded those— oh God— those slides to my Instagram. So I was able to hear it again, and I heard something. I heard you say something that I didn't hear in the room, and boy, you lucky I didn't hear that in the room.

What did I I say?

Imani kind of saved you with that Jackie Chan because you named two names.

Who did I say?

Jet Li.

All right, yeah, Jet Li would be wrong.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, that's it.

And the end of the season. Easy podcasting is you'd be like, you know what, I don't care that much.

I mean, there is an argument to be made, but he just spent so much energy energy on that balcony that he does not want to fight about.

Whatever. No, no, but also, like, we were throwing out a bunch of names and some of his spitballing. I would say, yeah, in that moment I said Jet Li. That's wrong.

Yeah.

Okay.

I think Jet Li's popping.

No, more face— more face— facially recognizable than Mike Tyson globally, just walking down the street.

Um, no, Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan is, but not—

yeah, I agree. Yeah, I said Jet Li. That was the wrong one. I thought a few that I feel—

I threw out a few that is throw name of the pod.

I thought I— here's the thing.

No, I want to hear flips.

Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry.

Um, facial recognition.

Face, just face card.

Uh, Shaq.

I think we missed—

we said that.

Um, what's my man name, um, from the, uh, had the show?

Seinfeld. Okay, we didn't say that, but because he wouldn't have allowed it.

But yeah, somebody said it.

Yeah, I think it was—

I think you said no to that.

Yeah, well, I said no to everybody, but you said He's throwing everybody—

he says Mike Tyson's top 5 in the world.

I—

no, you don't.

Let the man talk.

Hmm, that's interesting.

It's crazy.

Well, we started at top 5, then we eventually got to— is he top 20? Which I said for sure he is.

He's one of the most—

I think he's in the mix for top 20, but I would say top 40 for sure.

Top—

you know what I mean?

Listen, I'm not mad. The internet loved our little—

yeah, it was great.

That was— that was hilarious.

We were throwing out a lot of names.

Jett Lee, him.

I think y'all underestimating Jett Lee, but I'm a Jett Lee fan. I'm talking about in terms of face, right? Again, when you start talking global shit, it's different. But, um, but I wouldn't die on a Jett Lee hill.

And there's one more thing that I heard that I'm just not sure I heard. I had to be wrong.

Say it. Maybe it wasn't— was it me?

No, it was Mandy. Oh, huh. I heard Mandy's to say something, but it had to be a mistake. That you wanted to fuck?

Yeah. What?

What?

What?

Who? Mandy? What Mandy?

Hey yo, I ain't gonna lie, son. Yeah, I don't know. I was shocked. Wait, I did a review on that shit on my page. I couldn't believe it. I'll let you get your shit off.

Yeah. Okay, talking about flip.

Mandy, Joe, Mandy did a clip where she talked about marriage being for broke women. She feel like women that want to be married are broke. The ones that want to be married are for broke women, right? Broke women want to get married. Joe responded on the last pod and, you know, he tried to hold back, but I was doing most of the talking.

Who tried to hold back? Me. Button drop?

Yeah, he didn't really say anything too much.

I didn't say too much on it.

Yeah, he didn't.

I didn't.

He did. Oh, he said that Mandy should be included in what I was saying, because I was like, no, not Mandy, because I didn't just want to involve her. I didn't want to get into all that. But he said, no, Mandy is included in that. Um, and then she responded. Um, she responded on Instagram Live, and she—

which she has the right to do. People have the right to do. I have zero problem with people replying to things that podcasters say. Until I hear something stupid like, he must be mad because he tried to fuck me.

Oh, she said that?

Yes.

And you're not mad about that?

Yes.

Well, did you try to fuck?

No one.

No.

So you never tried to fuck her? She said no. No.

And that's the thing, right? First of all, a lie don't care who tell it. A lie don't care who tell it.

Number 1.

Number 2, if you lie enough— Mandy lies so much she can't tell when it's a bad lie, so she just get— she's spitting. She's like, yo, he tried to fuck. And I hate when you motherfuckers that would— Mandy, we from 2008, girl. Girl, '09. I love that you got in shape.

Ooh, this nigga.

I love that you fucking changed your diet. I love that you made different life decisions, and you looking better today, and you feeling better today. But dawg, come on, we go back to 2008. A sentence I ain't never heard was, 'Niggas tried to fuck Mandy.' That's not the way it comes back in the street, Mandy.

Lord help me.

Just so we clear, I've never heard the word 'tried' in there. This is back to fucking Henny Palooza days. Like, what are we talking about? But you're a woman and I'm a little bit mature, so we're not going to go back and forth about this, and I'm not going to say no more about it. But don't say that again, because I ain't all the way as mature as I need to be. Don't let me hear you say that repulsive shit again. Yeah, no, can I ask you a question? You bitches change your lives around and didn't think you could get the lion on niggas that been that nigga the whole time. You could— oh, he been on my body. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Cite your sources.

Produce that.

Where is the text? Call T-Mobile, bitch. Get the phone records. Show anything that says there's some merit to this, because you gonna ruin my Carfax with that.

Oh my God, this boy—

like, some lies you gotta fix. I'm sorry, I know some of y'all— listen, yes, some lies you gotta fix because Mandy's popular and got a platform. Somebody might hear that shit and believe believe it.

People heard it and believe it. Somebody might say—

and then my carpet credit score back down to fucking 520 letting people just talk shit. Mandy, don't say that again or I might get mad and actually reply to it. And I believe it at that.

Just a question. I don't know Mandy. Goddamn, I don't know Mandy, so I don't— I don't have no thoughts or feelings on this situation. Although I don't see nothing, you know.

I'm gonna fucking fight y'all.

Are y'all like—

what?

Sometimes I think y'all are friends. I think y'all cool. I think y'all enemies.

Mark, I don't have friends.

Them niggas ain't friends.

I don't have friends.

Here's my—

never look at somebody and say, oh, they friends with Joe.

That's not true.

That's a good rule of thumb. There's no friends. I'll let you know when it's a friend, okay? Don't look at some tweets and some cordialness. Don't look— I ain't friends with no— I don't want to be held to that expectation.

Here's my thing with Mandy though. And initially Joe would not say Mandy's name on the podcast. I think that after I did the joint and then ish, we would acknowledge that we were cool, but he would always try to not say her name. I feel like now that the door is open, I feel like certain things— cuz somebody was like, you flip this, should there be a limit on disrespect? And I feel like if you're trying to engage with somebody, whether be in front of them, debate them, or go on their platform, there should be, uh, some level of tippy-toeing around disrespect. And certain things that she says, I just say like, why would you go that route? If there was any chance of you seeing each other or being cool, sometimes when you say certain things, you just throw that away. And I feel like sometimes it's a right to respond. If you feel offended that a nigga say, yo, you're not marriable, or you unmarriable, that can be offensive, and I understand that.

You're like, I don't have— let me be clear, you, Mar, cuz I do— cuz, cuz you're fucking, uh, from the academic world. You really seem like you're trying to get some information. I don't have any beef with Mandy. There we go.

Got you.

I've worked with Mandy. I have no problem with Mandy. I think because of that, she tries to get slick sometimes, cuz she feels like she has people that love her in here. And because I love those people, I chill.

Understood.

But my mouth is way slicker than bitches. I would love nothing more than—

I don't even see what the back and forth is, bitch.

We agree.

You said marriage is for broke people. I said you ain't marriageable.

It's the same shit. We're saying the same thing.

Y'all not saying the same thing.

We are saying the same thing.

No, you're not.

No, you're not.

We are.

Are you saying—

she's saying marriage is for broke people. Yeah, she's—

she—

marriage is not for her.

Yeah, but when people hear marriageable, they don't hear it's not for you. They hear no one will marry you.

Mhm.

But no one will marry you if marriage isn't for you. It's just the law of attraction.

I got you. That ain't what people heard.

I don't care what people heard.

That's why people hurt. That's why she, she doesn't have the capability of getting married or somebody to she won't be proposed to, or that doesn't mean that she wouldn't be a good wife if she was in a relationship.

This bitch don't even want a husband, so what the fuck does that mean?

That's what I'm saying. She identified Ish and Ice as saying that Ish knows me and Ish knows that I'll be an amazing wife.

Mute up.

We ain't got into that.

That's what she said. She said Ish knows that I'll be an amazing wife.

This nigga doing a whole full breakdown report. Ish and Ice are just—

I'm like, why you doing that? Don't do that, nigga. Don't do that, nigga. I'm on your side 100%, but we gotta identify. We gotta identify. Yes, 120%, nigga. We gotta identify when our man say something.

To get to—

if you want the— if you want the job, whatever the job is, before you get it, you have to carry yourself in a way that would get the job. Whatever you— whatever you want, before it gets there, you have to carry yourself in the manner that would attain that for you. If Mandy is not looking for marriage then she's not behaving in a manner that's trying to get somebody to marry her.

I got you, I got you.

So we are kind of saying the same thing, but back to the dig about it, because I don't really need y'all to interrupt with logic. Yo, Spectacular just— Spectacular just put a golf ball of hog spit in your fucking mouth 3 months ago. Sorry, why am I the bad guy for saying, hey, That's probably not the marriable action. Wait, you're on a live broadcast saying, yo, for years I enjoyed fucking niggas that was married. This ain't nobody, this is you saying it.

Excuse me, I don't want to— oh, goddamn it, I'm sorry, I just— where can I watch that?

I got the bitch a view.

Is that an OnlyFans thing? I just know for research, where can I see it?

It's On the internet.

Okay, my bad. My look, Mike going—

yeah, I'm just saying you said so much shit, it's like that would make it difficult if you—

yeah, on the video she was trying to say, uh, basically that her on-camera persona is different than her off-camera persona. That's why she's saying Ish knows her better and could attest to that, that it's a different— and I do get that, that a lot of us have different— we say different shit, we're different people in front of the camera than off the camera. Are you Mona?

I'm pretty much just fucked up off the camera. It's getting a little worse, if you want to know the truth.

I wish she would get a different person. Yeah, I keep trying to—

I like it. This is what I'm gonna say. I feel like for me, like, you— like, it's the whole try to fuck thing.

You—

you— a woman— if the way a woman gauges, oh, he was trying to fuck or whatever, it's so many different ways that could be like slid through. And nowadays we are in that digital age that when you say shit, motherfuckers want to see. They want you to prove every little thing. I'm just not— I feel like, like a lot of niggas be trying to fuck, but I'm just not saying that, you know what I mean? It's just not something I would say. But I don't think there's nothing wrong with— I feel like being in this, it's something, tension, whatever you want to call it, you know. So it's like, it's almost jabby. But even saying, "Itch know me better, he knows if I'll be married," but it's end of the day, I don't give a fuck if a nigga think I'm marriable. Like, who cares what a nigga think about if I'm marriable? If that's what I want, and, and, you know, God blessed me with that, I was, you know, I manifested that, the energy was right, and I got that, got that.

I don't care what niggas think I'm marriable. Everybody has a right to their own opinions, and everybody live their life the way they want to live it. Mandy, if I hear you say something stupid like say that again, then we'll address that. Don't say— honestly, for real, for real, don't say that no more.

Damn, she's a maniac.

She's a maniac, maniac for your love.

She didn't put no concentration. She said you tried to fuck. She didn't say when, where, what, nothing.

Yeah, he probably mad because he tried to fuck and I turned him down.

Oh shit.

It went a little different?

It did tell me—

can I cuz I'm curious!

Tell somebody asked her what's to be for Joe and she was like "I don't know man." She said it kinda in passing maybe tryna fuck no one but you tried not say that you tru- You tried to fucking shut down those words were not saying okay, but that changes it a certain way if it's presented that way That's all he says she was throwing out like hypothetical yes or like yeah speculating on now whether we come from maybes Maybe it was that. That's how, that's how she was saying it.

Maybe it was that.

Says that there's a that. No, bro, it's all right.

He said that it was sarcasm. That's what he—

that's how it sounded.

Don't—

hey, all right, thank you, y'all. I appreciate it. Yo, hey, don't say nothing that could be confused with Joe tried to fuck and you denied it. Make it clear. Don't let me hear that shit again. That's the clothes, you guys. Y'all want to keep speaking of clothes?

Damn it.

Speaking of clothes, Joe, Dr. Cheyenne Bryant was on the internet.

Hey, one doctor, two doctor. It's a tougher issue, man. If you want to get— go ahead, you ain't got to sit through this shit.

Why?

I mean, what is—

what is on survival? Watch your mouth, nigga.

What you supposed to jump and fight the nigga? What you gonna do, for real? It is what it is. Motherfuckers got their own people. She said, oh, you try to fuck. He said, bitch, I've never tried to fuck.

Oh yeah, you play a different game. They said you be doing that too. I didn't believe it. You rewinded it. You rewinded that shit to real. I'm telling you.

I love that shit.

I'm telling you about it.

She knows.

That's fire, nigga. I don't even know, nigga. I love that moment.

Don't worry about it.

It's not, don't worry about it. Mo, you know, Mo, I'm your biggest fan, nigga.

Sometimes they don't want me to talk.

I love when you talk.

I was just saying that, psych. Nah, it's a little tense. Also, real shit though, like all that not giving it up about your friends is like, what are we doing here? You know?

What'd you say?

Because technically, if we having this back and forth and a person says, well, you can ask Ish, I want to know what Ish, do you think that?

Like, what you think?

Like, I want to know.

He ain't going to say nothing.

Because if I say a name like, shit, you can ask him. Yeah, so ask them.

What do I think about what? If Mandy is marriable?

Yeah, you and Junior a little bit.

I think everybody's marriable.

No, the question's not is she marriable. The question is if she has two different personas and is her real persona that you know because y'all are closer.

I think everybody that gets in front of these microphones today for the most part has two different personas. I think niggas know what sell and Mandy's been in this business a long, long time. So she know what's gonna be catchy. She know what's gonna be to say to get clicks and engagement. So I think that when you get in front of the microphones, the people that care about clicks and engagement, they go. When you turn the microphone on, they know what to say to get, get that. And I think then they off camera— some Flip off camera is quiet like a church mouse. But if you don't know Flip, when the camera—

yeah, he's a pussycat.

When the camera cut on, when the camera cut on, that's not what I call them. When the camera cut on, that Hey yo, nigga, hey, hey, that's strike 2.

Don't take it out on me, boy. I'm not the head. Listen to me, nigga, we good. Don't let him try to— we on the same team. Last time I was here, when Mona was here, that was enough. You fell out.

Let's not—

we never gonna fall out.

I said when I said pussy cat, I meant that nice, like you, you quiet.

Thank you. You know the funny shit about that? And last time Mona barked hit me a few weeks ago. She said, hey, you the nigga keeping me from fucking recording together.

All right, goddamn, that's, that's in-house.

What's wrong with you, nigga? We got to know everything.

We got to know Mark out there fighting with his cousin. I'm working on you about that.

That's our person.

Do we have any in-house business?

No, no.

Goddamn.

Hey, I started that too. I started that. That's his Listen, listen, all right, so let's move on. That's the corniest shit in America.

Can we stop doing that, guys?

Yes, I'm telling you, this is why they kept me on the show.

How?

Like, because I do that. Yeah, hold on. Yeah, bro, it's corny.

You know I know you do that.

Yeah, I know I do. You know I know you do that. That's my bag. No, unless if it's something serious. If it's something serious, I don't do it.

Nigga, yes you do.

Nah, you know what happens over here? I figured out the problem.

Niggas be lying.

That's what happened up here. Serious, D?

Yes.

Oh, okay, that's all that's serious. Y'all do not respect the, the close of a topic at all and the intro of a topic.

This a whole new topic, man.

Yeah, I mean, it, it was.

All right, so, so Mandy took you out of Twitter yesterday to clap back.

Excuse me, new rule.

In-house business is in-house business, period.

If I tell you niggas wrong, that's on you. And I accept that. So we gonna beat you the fuck up then. Nah, I'll take an ass whooping. Y'all have to kill me. I'll grab an ass. This shit feel like Cain and Abel in this bitch. I'm gonna come back there. They just jumped me, y'all. Yeah, and it's all jumpers, no fair ones.

You getting jumped.

I'll take that. I'll take that. Don't take $100 from me, but I'll take that.

Listen, it's no rules if you run your fucking mouth. Fuck him out of here.

This is why I stopped him.

If you're gonna tell—

if you're gonna—

fuck that, bitch, it's the only day we got. If you're gonna tell where the bodies— if I can't even come here and tell my brothers where the bodies in Virginia at, like, what the fuck? Who can I tell this?

I never told our business. Let me tell you what you're gonna do.

What he going to say? Little Y-Y, us, listen, he going to be like, I ain't going to say nothing, but down there in Chesapeake, yo, over there by that third tree, got some secrets.

My man acted funny last part. He left, yo, where you going? Nigga walk right back up, have a good day, sir, whistling. We didn't even have our small talk. I felt the way I went home and thought about that ish. You acting a little— I don't even know what to say. Acted obvious.

That's insane.

I thought about it at home.

Yo, Wayne quit, guys.

Yeah, he had enough of our shit.

But what were we talking about before?

Cheyenne Bryant.

So Cheyenne Bryant. Yes, the internet's been ablaze all week.

Ablaze.

They been lighting that shit up. Because you know everybody does the Netflix challenge. By the way, Juicy did a good one.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, Juicy.

Shout out to Juicy. She did a good one. But everybody been doing the Netflix thing where they sit down and do their mock documentary about whatever's going on. And Cheyenne Bryant jumped on and did one where her, or wearing a doctoral robe.

It's hers.

And it's hers. And come on, saying, you know, my Netflix documentary will be on people saying that part one will be people said I didn't have a doctorate, and the next 9 episodes will be all the haters. 2 to 10, 2 to 12, 2 to 12, whatever, be all the haters basically trying to prove that I didn't have one or whatever. Basically clapping back. That was like, it seemed like a clap back. And then like 7 seconds later, the internet did some research, and, uh, they clapped back too.

They found a doctoral outfit on Amazon. Well, they did a couple things.

First, they zoomed in on the back wall and they showed that there were degrees on the wall but not the doctoral degree. It was just a little certificate that said Dr. Bryant, all lowercase, with no school on it. And then they researched her, uh, her robes and hood and saw that it was for the wrong degree and that it wasn't from from that school.

And so I thought—

and I wouldn't know what y'all— I thought she was just leaning into the joke.

That's me too.

I thought she was, she was just being funny and having fun with it, trolling.

You think she intentionally knew this was the wrong shit to put on?

Yes.

No.

See, that's where I don't think she knew that. I think, I don't think she cared. I just think she found a robe somewhere and just leaned into the joke. I think, I think that Dr. Bryant has now become a personality. And to Mandy Point and Flip Point. I think now she knows what gets the algorithms going. That translates into revenue for her. And so I think that she's now stepping into that lane where I don't give a fuck as long as it's getting me paid.

I, I think it's a little bit of both. I, I agree with everything you said, but I also wonder if there's not another thing on top of that too. Like, if you get put on blast and get caught lying, you know what I mean, and you're still maintaining that not lying, then I think you can't—

Mo, she trolling.

Like, I wonder if there's a little bit of—

this had, for all intents and purposes, died down.

That's my point.

She revived it. And if I'mma revive it, if I was trying to escape it, I would have let it go out with the, with, with the, with the tide, right? I brought it back because evidently there's something beneficial in me bringing it back. It's something advantageous to me now going doing this and reawakening the shit. My books is moving, my whatever is going, and I'm crazy.

I think it's this.

You think her books and shit moving off it like this helps the books move?

The books ain't moving.

I think— because again, no, I think, I think whatever it translates to is something that is beneficial to her, like financially. What I see, I see, I see all of this as a pivot.

I think you're right. Being in the house is better for you than not being here. I agree with that, but I'm saying I think there's a mental thing going on here too. I would cop that.

She throwed the fuck off.

Yeah, that's what I—

to use a technical term.

Let me ask you a question, Monk. Do you think, do you think After she came up here, shit started to get a little shaky for her.

Oh, everything, everything fell to shit the day she came on the Joe Black Podcast. Yes.

Oh, that's starting to be a running thread.

Shit ain't been right since.

Listen, at the end of the day, I think people don't— like, my thing is, you know how fucking crazy you gotta be to play that game if you really ain't no doctor? So it's like, why aren't we all assuming that this nigga is not that calculated? A person to play that game like that, sit down and not not say nothing. The way she carried it, I would not be surprised if this wasn't no, uh, purple— purple on purpose. I think her—

her—

I think in her mind, the best case scenario is people just think she a doctor and shut the fuck up.

Yeah, I disagree with that totally.

What do you think about the pivot? I want to hear what you have to say.

So I think— I think this is a pivot from— from what was she calling herself before? Like, what was her profession?

Uh, psycho— first therapist, then psychology expert. Okay.

I think this is a move from that to influencer personality, where now I'm not really looking to give y'all consultation, all that shit. Now I'm— I can sell just by being me and lean into all of this shit, get all of this attention.

I had—

she had selling merch, selling shirts, all of this shit. Writing a book as the doctor or being the personality, it might be more money over here just being a personality.

I think that's right.

Now, yeah, is it— does it last as long? We don't know yet, but right now this might be more lucrative.

But If it is by necessity, not choice, what else the fuck you gonna do?

That's— I mean, you know, life give you limits. You come on the show, but again, shit goes to shit soon as you come on the show because now people looking more into you than before. You got two options at that point. You got two options at that point.

Turn to an avalanche after this shit.

But right, but at that point, what you have?

Two options.

Now I could sit here and lose everything and be like, fuck, they got me, I'm out it, it's over.

Wait, hold on, I can't hear everybody.

You said something important that was interesting. I thought you said she ain't stopped working since. What kind of work is she doing? And I believe it. I'm just—

if she's doing a hosting or if she's doing it, it doesn't matter. Like, I don't think it matters. I think that—

I think that—

and again, I haven't spoken to Cheyenne. I don't know these things to be true.

Let's just say you was in the comments though.

Are y'all friends?

He was in the comments.

We cool.

That's your friend?

You left a little comment on me.

It looked like support, nigga.

Comment?

What kind of what?

Which one?

I put I left a comment under, under her little robe post. Oh, and then she pinned it. It looked like, it looked like support.

When the bitch pin it, you delete it.

Somebody, somebody didn't say you commented, but I didn't see no comments. She must have deleted.

She turned off the comments.

Oh, that's pussy shit. I ain't turning them off.

Oh, she turned them off after a certain point.

Turn them off and delete it.

I didn't even see no comments because somebody said it's—

they do turn them off, they do delete.

Okay, I didn't know that.

My thing is, my thing is, let's just say again, I don't know numbers, but let's just say I'm working as a therapist and I'm getting $300 an hour.

Cool.

Or $400, whatever the dollar amount may be. But now I could go get booked over here for $15K. I could go get booked over here for $10K. I go get booked over here for $7,500. With, in, in just simple math, which one is more lucrative?

Yeah, but see, why are we making money?

Don't make no sense. Why, why this That's what I'm saying is if now, because if it's like your friend, she'd be telling you. But besides it being your friend, why do you think she's making more money or making a different— like, why?

I'm talking about the difference in the professions. I said she might be leaning more into her influencer bag. So if you getting booked as an influencer, the, the rates are X, right?

But, hun, the reason why she's influenced is because of the therapy stuff. You don't just get to separate it like that. If you come out, that blends into being a therapist. If you're a therapist and that blends into influence, because she was already doing influence type of shit, right? Then we— let me finish, please. Then they say, hey, that's not true, bitch, you don't even got no degree or nothing, whatever, right? You don't then slide back in the influencer ship and then shoot past— if anything, a lot of people already looking at your validity as— because you lied.

Oh no, you're missing one piece that she got, pretty privilege. And it allows her to do that.

You got that one.

It allows her to do that. Pretty privilege Okay, y'all expose me here, but I'm fine and I'm pretty. So guess what? Now I'm gonna come over here and keep y'all coming over here.

I'll keep—

like, like y'all said, it died down. So now I'll jump on, throw the robe on, it's the fall shit, get more attention, and I'm back up here again.

I just—

I don't know, it's just she hasn't stopped working since. I, I take him at it. I take him at his word. I, I would be curious to know what that work looks like, you know, like all the civic stuff she was doing, NAACP and stuff like that. They're not gonna book anymore.

Exactly.

The universities aren't going to book anymore.

That's what it pays.

Oh, that's why you're saying it matters.

Yeah.

So, but Mark, you see what I'm saying? But Mark, and if you, if, if, if you're booking sessions, I don't know who's booking when. I don't know. I mean, it might be like the celebrity barber or chef or all the shit. We talking about celebrity chefs before, you know what I mean? Like maybe, maybe people are booking for therapy sessions, you know what I mean? Because of the pretty privilege. They're not actually looking for therapy, they're looking for some kind of— I'm not talking about sexual, I'm talking about like some kind kind of like, right, so just, they just want to spend time with them, they want to talk to her, they just want to get advice. But like, life coach is what I'm doing.

But like you said, um, the bills don't stop though, right?

So the NAACP, all that other shit she was doing, if they not booking me no more, I'm not getting no money here, but my bills ain't stopped. So guess what? I have to find another way.

I'm just not sure who's doing the booking now. That's all I'm saying.

That's all we're saying is that we agree with y'all.

I just don't know who's going to do it.

And I agree, pretty privileged, but Pretty Privileged might look like the stuff that I'm thinking is not even nowhere near where she comes from, period, point blank.

I—

niggas was booking Wallow for marriage counseling. So it's like, people do that, but it's like, but they trust Wallow. They trust Wallow because of who he is and he tells about his story and what he been through. It ain't been— ain't nobody come out and say that nigga ain't do 20 years, he did 5, right? That's what I'm saying. Once Chivalry is knocked down, Pretty Privileged at all, like, the balloon pops.

Like, her brand is around giving advice.

Her brand, her whole brand was around I Old boy was around giving advice.

I got you.

Yeah, so just to move the conversation forward, like, I'm thinking about the— when you get— if you get caught in a public lie, and we've seen it before in other places, like, how do you respond? Do you own it? Do you run from it? Do you change the subject? Because sometimes you can just ignore it long enough.

I mean, you don't necessarily know how to respond. You start throwing shit at the wall and see if it sticks. It's niggas that were certified gangsters that got caught ratting, and guess what they doing? They getting getting paid to talk now. Yeah, they validity ain't go nowhere.

Don't say that.

Don't say that. Really didn't go nowhere. That's not true.

I'm not— the validity in that— what I'm saying, that world went somewhere. In the street world, yeah, they validity went somewhere, but these niggas might be making more money now talking over there than over there. Like, so, so, so again, you throw shit at the wall when you're in survival mode. Not saying that she was in survival mode, but if you are in survival mode and the money that used to, used to live pissed off, stops coming in, guess over here. Yeah, you don't go in a fucking hole and curl up and cry. You gotta go get money elsewhere. And if this leads to her getting money elsewhere, then that's what she's doing, and more power to her.

And I agree with that. If that sister could figure out how to turn this thing around, more power to her. I don't want to see nobody living off of survival and all the other shit. But we just gonna have to agree to disagree. Me and Mark don't see where the paper at, even in the pivot, especially this soon. And I'm gonna say this to you, I was thinking past her. Validity, right? If I came up to you and said, look at this video, this nigga's talking some real shit, and you said, man, that nigga from Patterson, that nigga told— you ain't in the street, his validity shot with you. So validity don't— which, with that telling shit, that goes beyond— my mom don't listen to rats, and my mother's never broke a law. So it's a character flaw. Exactly.

We keep taking our principles and our ethics that we were raised upon and thinking that masses have adopted them and they have not.

They have not.

Niggas is out here making millions and millions of dollars, and when they get to that level, you know what they be saying? Fuck that small-ass ghetto mindset that we grew up with.

Cool, cool. But I look at telling like a character, um, a character flaw. And let me tell you this, I listen to the rappers that they said told. I don't, I don't just cut niggas off because they rat. I think half these niggas is rats. So it's like, it's not me being from the street, it still doesn't make it like, uh, I'm just saying in general, that's shit. And even when you ask the question about lying, I don't even know how to answer because I don't lie for a living. That shit corny. I think it's the— I think it's the weakest, wackest, bitchiest shit for us to be talking about shit, doing shit, going through shit, and you just lying about petty small shit. I can't even tell you what I would do because I don't do that. Nobody in this room make me feel that fearful that I gotta make up a lot of you. Ain't the police, you ain't my nigga. What am I lying to you for?

You know, I never— I did this just to— I'm not arguing.

A lot of celebrities— again, I'm not talking about Sean Bryan at this point— a lot celebrities build their brands off of lies, a perception.

Yeah, people be out here talking about y'all wouldn't have sex with nobody out of wedlock. These bitches is whores, okay? So everybody— these dudes be saying, yo, I wouldn't do XYZ, and these niggas—

let me finish, Mo. These niggas be suckers.

Yeah, the money stop— don't stop coming in, right? So as long as the money don't stop coming in, these niggas is like, I don't give a fuck what the minority thinks, I'm still getting getting paid.

I would never—

you just said you listen to rappers that ratted, so you are, you are putting income.

I did, I did. I don't disagree that I think we— you might have missed my point, but in general, oh, I don't sleep with hoes, I don't— I made this amount of money before, I used to be a CEO, I— them type of lies. I'm a legal therapist, that's fucking strange to me. And I see adults lie like that all the time. It's the fucking strangest, weirdest thing. It's like, it shows. That's another one. It's a character flaw. It's the fact that I can't fucking— me and you gonna shoot this shit, living my truth. Yeah, we can talk about our experience and you making shit up. Get the fuck out. That's like girly bitch shit. Cool. Little kid shit. For the record, I don't want to hear that.

If you are going to lie about having a degree, I hate it. So y'all know, every day, every, every area you get a degree in has a different color. So if you get a PhD, it should be dark blue. Get a PsyD, it should be yellow, gold. Old, I think it is. See, education, light blue. So that's a— it's a— it's just a very easy tell when you see somebody with the wrong color hood. You know that they didn't—

you're saying the light blue was the wrong color?

Yeah.

Yes, her light blue is for education. So unless she had a Doctor of Education degree, which she doesn't claim to have— she claims to have a doctor of psychology degree— that's the wrong one. It's just the wrong hood. So no, no institution would give you that.

Did you zoom— did you zoom in to look at all of the plaques that she was in front of his certificates and stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There, there was a— there was one from her bachelor's, there was one from Gordon Phillips Beauty Academy, there was one from Pinkotec.

All right, don't worry about it, I got it.

Thank you.

We got—

I'm done with you. Thank you, thank you very much.

Thank you.

Well, in other news, Instant Props, look at you, man. What? Yeah, you a real nigga.

He stand tall, man.

No, he do.

Sometimes, sometimes he solid, man.

He always solid.

He sat there too. No, you a good nigga, man. I thought you was going to storm off. I did, man. You changed.

It's got too many friends, and I can't be your sister if you got 100 sisters. That ain't going to work.

Yo, dog, I don't even know, bro. I can speak objectively about a topic, yo.

Why, why do—

why you get so quiet?

And you know what, Mandy, and you know it's Joe's—

and we're back.

I was talking.

Oh, what you talking about?

Oh my God. Yo, so in other news, uh, can I tell y'all, I love anytime Lauren DeRosa— because I wake up early, I wake up at like 5 AM, 5:30, and they show starts at like 6 AM, The Breakfast Club, I think.

Okay.

Uh, so I'd be up when Lauren DeRosa—

DeRosa—

DeRosa sees a— like when she follows up on news stories.

She's a beast.

A beast.

She follows up on everything.

Yes.

And she—

that's still like the TMZ in her. Like, she, she reports it like she's still a team. Hey y'all, I just got word, like, from one of my sources that, uh, Sean Combs is in, uh, solitary confinement because he attacked an inmate or ended up choking an an inmate and he's in the hole.

That's how he got in there in the first place.

I promise you, I promise you, I never—

I never for a second worried about him like in there. Like, I never— I like, I feel like he gonna get busy. Like, he's going to get busy. He's going to get violent if he had to.

Like, apparently being pretty bad. In addition, reports say in addition to choking him out, that he actually beat him down pretty bad.

Yeah. Surprised. He probably told that nigga to do something, he ain't do it.

I mean, I agree with you. I never thought he would have a problem, a problem taking care of himself in Fort Dix.

How many times—

why you say that?

Why you say that?

I mean, why is Fort Dix the camp?

Are you saying like it's a minimum security camp type of thing?

It's not minimum.

Oh, I ain't think they do No, but Fort Dix has two spots, a camp and all of this.

We got a Fort Dix expert in case we need—

like, it's a loan right now.

No, my dad was in Fort Dix.

I was in FTC on 8th and Orange. That's in DC. Yeah, yeah, I went, I did the test. I like it.

All right, all right. You are such a fucking G.

What did Daddy say back? That's the medium. I know, Pop, she ain't have to knock me down like that.

Oh my God, that's the medium, girl. I was—

no, I wasn't trying to say that. I just never thought, like, who is— like, I just never thought Puff would ever try to make a joke. Can defend himself and attack you.

He will fight.

And he's very, like, diabolical. Like, in prison, I don't think people— I don't know if people realize, like, like, how how, like, mental games. Yeah, that they play. Like, it's so many times where people— even my father, my father got out of jail. Like, the way he thinks is different than 10 years. People that do them bids, sometimes they don't ever adjust back to regular life because they're so diabolical. Blue chest pieces moving shit around and shit.

All right, okay.

Anything to show that though?

Shake that shit, Mom! Hey, hey!

It's so hard to pick one.

Hey, hey, hey! I want the thin one. Ice, please.

I want the thin one.

Would Joe and Ice get to harmonize anymore?

Oh shit, I'm glad you said that, boy!

I was scrolling the gram and thought that I found something that was just for my boy Free. But it was a 3-in-1. I saw Freeze, Parks, and it's— I said, oh, this must be a hot pizza buffet. I took a picture of it.

You know what I'm about to start doing?

You've been saying that for years. You've been saying that for years.

Listen, I wasn't the guy asking that.

Listen, y'all go ahead and talk.

Let's find a topic.

No, no, no, hell no.

I gotta wait for you to say the name so I can bleep Keep it out. This nigga crazy.

What the fuck? This nigga said it's a 3-in-1. Oh my Lord, where the fuck is my picture at?

Oh, too bad, he lost it.

So, uh, my baby must have been— I'm getting that picture. 3-in-1. I said, oh shit, I gotta save this, boy. They trying to bring trains back. Anywho, uh, what else is important?

What else is important?

Unimportant. Uh, hopefully Puff is all right, man.

Oh, this may affect, by the way, his, uh, the dude that got choked. You know, we don't know his, his—

I ain't hoping that that nigga's all right. I feel like that nigga had it coming. You walked by Puff's cell and you said something you shouldn't have said. Hey, all that shiny baby oil, you bitch ass.

Puff said, take that, take that.

I'm with Puff.

I'm definitely—

hey, Puff into what he into, but you can't just say what you want to say to him. That ain't about to change.

Got a temper. So I don't know, nigga rich, and it ain't no drugs in there.

Yeah, I don't know what happened in that interaction, but I do know he ended up in the hole in Dix, and he is looking at it—

he was looking at a February 2020 game in the hole, in the hole in Dix.

Like, I just want to know, is he getting this shit off and seeing them the whole time? Like, saying Oh no, you don't know because everybody in the room not catching it.

But February 2028 was his release date, right? So it'll be interesting to see if it affects that, you know, because some of this is good behavior and bad behavior.

I found it.

Yeah, they give you 59 days on each year with the feds and you lose them when you go to the—

so your boy go, we've lost Joe, he's on to something else.

Go ahead, turn the phone again. Found it.

Yeah, yeah, you better believe it out, boy.

She's a She's a monster.

That's, uh, that's her right there. That's AI. You way too little for that. Hey, when they waist too small, that's AI. Ain't no way that's real. All three of them there, boy. Look at Paul. Any who, any who, what else is important, unimportant? Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I see a nice little white shirt floating on the same person.

Ah, look at that, look at that, nigga.

I had to do that in case I lost it.

No, no, no, no, no.

Yes, you won't find another one, Joe. You could—

you won't find another one.

How much you want to bet?

I don't want to bet.

Quick, 2, 2 pitches down.

You won't find another one.

Oh my God.

They said I bet they will.

The boss, ain't no more.

We heard from management.

Yeah, ain't no more.

I got to change that shirt. That shirt is too noticeable when I'm doing my, when I'm doing my numbers.

What's your numbers?

Hey, hey, look at Park's unliking shit. I don't take them back. I don't take them I want the dick one.

I want the dick one.

I want the dick one.

I want the dick one.

I want the dick one.

I want the dick one.

Use your back. All right, yo, while they find another story for us to get to—

I got one.

—I want to say that I will fuck Steven Spielberg up if I see him. Wait, what? Steven Spielberg, I don't know what's up with you, dog.

Found another one, I think. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I didn't find another one. No, I didn't find another one. Go ahead. Steven Spielberg.

Uh, God damn it. Steven Spielberg, right? So in the movies, I was gonna run to the movie theater— this is for at least 2 months now— and check out Disclosure Day. Same. I was going to the movies to see it, but I never got a chance to get to the movie theater to catch it. So now I'm waiting for for it on Apple. I'm waiting for it, I'm waiting for it. It hit, bang! I buy it right away. My girl's like, yo, what the fuck is this? What you doing? I said, babe, I don't know what it's about, but it's Steven Spielberg, but it's Steven Spielberg, and this was his summer blockbuster. Sure was. So I'm watching it. I don't have to know what it's about. For sure, I want to see it too. And I press play.

I watched it yesterday.

Boy, oh boy, when I tell you— and I y'all sick of my movie reviews because I just come in here to say the same shit, everything is trash. But this one, this is some special trash. It is. It's trash. This is some special trash here. Trash. This made me say maybe Steven Spielberg just fell the fuck off and nobody knew.

No way. What?

Steven Spielberg I know wouldn't even put his name on Disclosure Day, which is, uh, for all intents and purposes, like a very very bad. It does. It looks like a very bad version of like E.T. It's about like aliens and alien energy.

It's part of— no, no, no, no, no, that's not what it's about.

What is it about? The movie is about—

it's a whistleblower who, who leaks out, um, the fact that the government, they've been hiding that there is aliens. Aliens. They have them, actual proof, the whole shit. And he was supposed to transport something somewhere. They— the government been using alien tech now. Well, not the government, but like, uh, one of them top tech companies been using alien technology.

Wait, wait, wait, I do, I do have a, I do have a slight update. It's been a fucking while. I'm just going to read back: Disclosure Day, The Fabelmans, West Side Story, Ready Player One, The Post, BFG.

One wasn't bad.

It was okay. Uh, The Bridge of Spies, Lincoln, fell asleep very quickly. That one. War Horse, The Adventures of Tintin, this is 2011. Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, Munich, War of the Worlds, The Terminal, Catch Me If You Can is 2002. That was the last line.

Oh, it's over. Oh, we can pack him up. It's over.

You can pack him up.

Yeah, you pack him up. Yeah, that's how I knew I was old. Steven Spielberg sound bad like that. And you know what made it worse? That I just saw Odyssey, right?

Yeah, I can't— that was the talk.

I can't stop thinking about—

it was like Spielberg and Nolan both dropping a month apart. We got two blockbusters. That was the talk before disclosure.

That is disrespectful to Christopher—

to the Nolans. Absolutely. That's disrespectful.

Nolan, Nolan, Nolan, everybody. Seriously, homeboy that just did that whole, uh, homeboy that just did that whole, uh, pigs witch scene in Odyssey with, uh, no CGI or animatronics. Yeah, yeah, leave him out of this. But I just didn't know Steven Spielberg was that bad.

Movie is horrible. Movie is terrible.

It was so bad I rewound it to record some and put it on Instagram, but they blocked me. Oh, this is Steven Spielberg stuff, so you can't put it up here. Suck my dick. It's horrible. Cuz at the end they get— they find the alien. The alien come to the news station, chop it up. You being serious? They think I'm— they think I'm lying.

Are you being serious? I promise you.

Ain't you just kicking? They find the— the alien. The alien come This is why I don't want to hear that shit Ice talking about. No, I'm homeboy that was— I'm saying it's bad. The government person that was trying to kill the nigga that had the information, they friends. Everybody friends at the end. They all sitting down looking at an alien doing some ET shit. I'll show you the clip. I would play it, but it's not audio. Actually, you know what, I'm playing it.

I'm playing it. I'm telling you, like, it's that bad. This is one of them cases where you gotta a big name, um, director. And then the trailer for the— right, you thought it was going to look a certain way. The trailer was absolutely tough. And then you see Spielberg, so you're like, okay, we got one.

Spielberg, y'all know your middle name. Oh, this is me, Adam. Damn it, this Disclosure Day bullshit. No, on God. Oh my God, it's bad. I almost went to see this in the theater. Hey, I'm gonna send you this clip, Erickson. I am. Let's see if this is it.

It's a real news station.

All right, I'm telling you something.

Oh, there's no words. It's just this alien. Fucking— that was tight. Yo, I could have killed— and the movie ain't no short movie.

No, it's 2 and a half.

It's been a while, but it might be over.

No, it's over. Pack him up. Pack him up. Is that good?

Parker had a good run, y'all.

Yeah, for sure. Legend. Absolute legend.

Absolutely. Yeah, just move out the way.

Real niggas is out there.

24 years.

You can't play with Steven, but you still can't play Steven Spud. You allowed some bad joints.

24 years of bad joints is not—

that's a long run of bad, of bad joints, bro.

Some of them shits Parks read was, was—

which one of them shits?

War of the Worlds wasn't the worst.

I love War of the Worlds.

All right, all right. All right, come on, go ahead.

War Horse wasn't horrible. I mean, some of them shits I ain't see, but we can pack Steven Spielberg the fuck up. The bar you got Spielberg at, I'm saying, he did Saving Private Ryan, bro.

And fuck, that's what I'm saying, like the bar he got. Schindler's List. Come on, dog, there's too much heat. Look how loud— no, you're not.

Waterworld was the classic.

That's 25 years of bullshit.

Was his last last good movie? Catch Me If You Can, 2002. Oh, that's such an amazing movie.

That's a great fucking movie. Amazing. Catch Me If You Can, Schindler's List, and Save Your Private Ryan don't go with none of them movies either. He's got more of that. Maybe something's going— maybe something's going on with Steven Spielberg now. Yeah, he might be doing that shit like Timbaland did when he made Danger produce everything and just kept putting his name on it. It could be that. Shout out to Timbaland. Yeah, I'm not gonna play— I'm not gonna play that girl that's Viral dissing you, Timberland.

Waterworld wasn't a success, but people really like—

Yes, he— you guys talking about Steven— there's some people that's in the movie field that's allowed bad things. Like, if we look at George Lucas, he doesn't have— he hasn't had— he had one bad Star Wars, but other than that, like, we still are going to hold him high. He doesn't hold him high, but still hold Steven Spielberg high.

It's just over though.

I'm holding him high too, over the dumpster. Trash that nigga. Point though.

Look at the ratio. We just talking about the ratio. So after 2002, you might have one good or two good great movies. Great. Ready Player One wasn't trash. I love Ready Player One personally. It was cool. Not trash. No, not trash, but not great. It's, it's way more trash than good movies.

What, you mean recently? Since 2002. Oh yeah, that's probably true. Yeah, that'd be like—

that's a long time. It would be one thing like if it was only 2 movies.

Yeah, I got it. Okay, yo, Steven Spielberg, I don't know what's going on with you. I hope everything is well, but I probably won't watch no more of your movies. Damn, can't say that.

I won't go that far. Leave him alone, bro.

Yeah, go watch Disclosure. He's him.

Oh yes, please watch it. I'm looking at this.

You ain't gonna finish it, but just start it.

Fast forward it to the end. No, watch it.

Yeah, I'll watch it.

Whatever you waiting for, you want it?

Because y'all watch Odyssey first.

I didn't see Odyssey, so no.

You should go see Odyssey.

Yes is the answer to that. You should not watch Disclosure Day after 2 to 3 weeks, a month after you've seen Odyssey. That shouldn't happen, honestly. See Odyssey. Yo, but we ain't even gonna talk about that. Dune is coming soon, Joe.

You keep playing, they'll learn them. Yeah, he'll walk it back. Watch them numbers look—

no, no, he'll walk it back. Them shits might be fine.

I don't understand what y'all talking about.

Dune coming.

Watch what the numbers look like. Is Dune not coming? Yes. So then I didn't say nothing wrong.

I said sarcastic, you ass.

Dune is coming. Have you guys seen the first two?

And Dune's Day, and it's real good.

Yes, like Avatar good, or it's good? No, it's not Avatar good.

Okay, so Avatar passes it as far as good.

Shit, it backfired again. I said Dune, was joking around. Now we in a Dune segment. Yeah, man, fucking it. This fucking backstory.

You a Dune-er? Hell no, nigga. I only watch Star Wars, nigga. I never saw Dune. Yes you did. I didn't. I watched Star Wars.

You see that shit? You loved it.

Dune got the IMAX theaters. It did. I think it won. Yeah, they won. They won the beat. I heard the Doomsday beat. That's what Streets told me.

I, I, I think that is what happened because now I'm noticing nobody— the Avengers shit, I was Doomsday is saying something called Infinity Vision, which I've never heard of. I mean, I'm not saying it didn't exist. I've never seen them promoting this is an Infinity Vision. I was like, what the fuck is that?

Like, that's some new shit.

Dude kicked our ass, so we had to pivot.

Yeah, yeah, dude ain't fucking with Star—

I mean, that Star Wars, uh, uh, Waterworld was a classic.

Waterworld?

Yes. So is The Waterboy.

All right, so was Sharknado then.

Come on, Waterworld, people.

Waterworld didn't do well and critics talk shit about it, but it's like a cult classic.

The one where the nigga had the gills?

Kevin Costner. Kevin Costner.

Nah, because they turned the pizza water so they could drink.

That shit was caca. They were dehydrated.

Um, I did want to mention, just because this is, uh, we got a lot of male listeners in the audience and this is always a fun topic when niggas' child support orders come in and we bring break it down. This one ain't even come across my desk. My girl told me this one. Which one? Devin Haney. Cracked. They got him cracked. $20K per month. To who? One kid. How old? 1 years old. Oh, New York? What do you mean to— no, I think she's in— Lena is in LA, I want to say, but look that up. Yeah, yeah, I'm not a journalist. $20K on a kid, how much he make?

I wonder what that would be like.

I don't know what that nigga make. I have no idea what he make.

That matters.

I know I like his dad. Why does it matter?

Cuz they based it on that. Los Angeles—

I think child support should be based on income. I don't think everybody should pay the same.

Child, child support should be based on income up until what threshold? Um, I don't know, and I'm not gonna argue about it.

I was just asking how much he made, just because there's a world—

I have an answer, I have an answer. The calculation used a gross monthly income of $435,699. Yeah, that's his monthly.

Yeah, that ain't shit.

I'm not saying $20,000 is right or wrong or fair. I'm saying that— I was just saying calculating someone's income for me is— it matters. And I could see a world where somebody made it enough income where $20,000 would make sense. I'm not saying that that's the number. My gut tells me that shouldn't be the number. It feels kind of high for that amount. But I'm just saying, I do think income should matter.

Age should matter. Of the kid? $20K for a 1-year-old?

At some point— and I'm gonna leave this conversation alone because—

me too, because I don't come— I don't fuck in LA. It don't really be no good answer. I don't fuck in LA.

But at some point it starts to be income, or it's— it goes away from child support after a certain point in time.

Do you agree or disagree?

Um, you mean in practice, or in—

yeah, like, like, let's say hypothetically, because I remember it was Jimmy Butler, right? Yeah, I think Jimmy Butler's shit was like $50K, and, and his baby mom was trying to get more bread, and she wanted like $70K or some shit like that. And, and my story was, yo, at $50K $50K, what can't you do for a child at $50K a month? So at some point it stops being about taking care of the child effectively and to just generate an income for my— I mean, but if it's all percentage-based, but if it's all percentage-based, and let's say the $50K number is what they, they got off of certain percentages, and then you hear you get, you know, he's making more, a lot more, because a lot of times it's, it's it's not good, it ain't calm, peaceful waters between them parents. So if they know they get X percent of that number and now that number has drastically increased to this number, they're gonna go back for X percent of that number. I could speak to New York, I can't speak for other states, but it stops at a certain point in income. Okay. So New York, if one child is 17%— okay— of whatever your, your income is.

So the income increases, but let me tell you, okay, but at a at a certain point it stops being 17%. So if you make $10 million a year, it's no longer 17%. It's a threshold, which the 17 stops. Yeah. And so, and so it happens.

If I made $100 million in a year or $50 million a year, let's use the NBA salary. Yeah, I don't think that that percentage should be the same as somebody who makes a million dollars or half a million dollars. I agree with that totally. I think at some point, like you said, it has to be about taking care child. But again, I could see a world where $50,000 wouldn't be enough or would be the right number depending on what the person makes. Because part of what you're thinking about is the quality of life of the child and should that match the quality of life of the, of the parents. And there's a way that it does, I agree, de facto become income. Because if, for example, I need to pay— I'm using this to pay so this child could live in this kind of house. You also living in that house. You also living in that apartment. So in that way, way, yeah, it does. And I don't— I'm not making a judgment about it. I'm just saying I agree with that, that kind of analysis. But I think that's okay, and I'm not sure that it should matter how old the kid is.

For, like, for example, at 1, a 1-year-old needs to have certain needs that a 3-year-old doesn't need to have. There's a way that sometimes at 15— honestly, I spent less money in some ways on my kid at 15 than I did at 2 or 3 because of, like, needing certain kinds of childcare, needing certain certain kinds of, of food support, etc. I think it depends on the situation.

Real quick, let me just jump in real fast. California does not have, um, an income cap. So whether it be $200,000 a year, $1 million a year, $5 million, $20 million, the formula still applies, which is, uh, California. Okay. Yeah, yeah, it's— they take, you know, your net income and split it over parenting time and Yeah, yeah.

If I'm Elon Musk and I have a kid, I don't necessarily think that— and again, I'm not defending Elon Musk's wealth, to be clear, but I'm just saying, if I'm Elon Musk and I made $50 billion that year and I have a kid, I don't think the kid should get— would it be $5 billion or whatever? I'm not good with math. Whatever that is, I think that'd be absurd. That would seem absurd.

Listen, Anthony Edwards just got his child the child support, you know. She tried to go back. She tried to go back and get increase him to pay increase and she wasn't able to prove, actually she was a no-show. She didn't show up. She didn't show up. So what it is, they brought it down. He was paying $5,000 a month and he paid $20,000 initially, then $5,000 a month. And now it's $3,222.

So she got a decrease. Now that's too low, but you also, you gotta show up. How is it too low? But you gotta show up.

They said that her income was zero. $3,000 a month. $1,000 richer. She went in there, they said that she told the court that she had zero income.

I'm saying based on the rules, I'm just saying a lot of courts don't allow that. Yeah, just cuz you say you have no income, you still have to— they're not going to keep you at a zero and say, all right, this person has to provide everything. I understand what you're saying. You have parenting time. If you, if you're splitting custody, they're going to say you still have to provide A, B, C, D for yourself. So you got to get a job.

Let's hear from a baby mama on the—

I'm here. No, My question is, and y'all talk about this, are you coming from the standpoint of the girl that is using a baby for a hustle? Are you coming from the standpoint of the girl that was maybe in a relationship with a guy and he started going upside her head, or he said he ain't want her for the cuter bitch or whatever? Is it a difference in your opinion when a situation like that, somebody that's hustling versus somebody that— because I thought the situation with the nigga you just said, I thought his whole thing was— what's his name? Anthony.

Anthony Edwards.

Yeah, I thought his whole thing was, look, I don't want that motherfucker and I told you, take what you want.

I'll catch you. No, that's what the kid he didn't want.

Yeah. Oh, he lost that bitch too.

The only one he tried to pay that for. This is what he wanted to pay that off.

This is the girl he with, the baby they just had.

I paid her for it.

Yeah, he didn't want nothing to do with the other kid.

I, first of all, I respected it. I don't know, I didn't really mind it. 'Cause you still taking care of your responsibility at the end of the day. My thoughts on this is like twofold because I don't know if you're supposed to say That's still taking care of your responsibility. If you pay, he pays for the kid.

She's saying financially. But you're financially responsible.

This is my thing, y'all. This is my thing. We all get that if, um, then me and Emani fuck and I get pregnant, right? And Emani say, look, bitch, it was just one night saying I don't want no baby. And I say, well, fuck that, I want my baby, right? In a lot of them situations, the girl said, well, we don't need you anyway, nigga. I'm having my baby, right? Okay. My thing is, once we make that decision, Why the fuck you come back when this nigga 3 and a half? I don't get it. Because it get hard. I said I didn't want this nigga and we had this conversation. My thing is, it's no male birth control. People, now it takes two to tango, right? We're both fucking, we having fun. If we're fucking and we know we don't want no baby, the fact that you can decide, okay, well I'm having this baby, I'm keeping this baby regardless of what our situation is, right? Her body, her choice. I feel like it's supposed to, and that's what it is, but I just feel like something has to change about that system. I have friends— I do, I think so.

You know what changes about that system? What? If you don't want no fucking kids, go get clipped. I say it all the time. If you know for a fact you don't want them kids, go get clipped. If you think maybe down the line I might want something, you freeze your fucking sperm. That's what niggas think that they— I'm feeling you. I'm just thinking about the second thing that, yo, we— I can have that talk and talk you out of doing this. Once your mind is made up, her mind made up. Up. Y'all in that boat now. Now you got to live with it.

Now we got to do it though. Now you can't say that. I'm trying— we trying to make money.

What I'm saying to you guys is there needs to be some kind of something. And I know if anybody here feels me, the yellow one does. I think that it's bullshit to get in this situation with a nigga and y'all going back and forth, because I've I've seen it happen before millions of times, and you and this nigga make a decision where it's like, yo, we don't need you. We don't need you. We moving on. I just think it's crazy. Once you make a decision, why we can't sign a paper and it's like, all right, boom.

That's totally different.

We don't need you. I'm with you.

If you say— but I've seen that happen. I've seen—

the state will not honor that.

I've seen, and I know that. I've seen the discussion stop because she says, fuck you then. I think it's trifling that you don't want to do it with me anyway, so I don't want you around anyway. I've seen that happen, and I've seen that change from a year all the way to 10 years. Motherfuckers come back. At the end of the day, it does take two to tango, but the woman has complete control over the situation. So yes, you should be more careful with your, you know, you're seeing me. Yeah, but come on. Yeah, I think I'm, I'm, they're gonna drag me for this. No, I don't care.

I'm in the middle.

I really don't. I don't care.

I'm just saying I'm in the middle. I understand Ice's perspective that you as a man, if you know you want to show end of that stick with regards to your ability to control that narrative or that situation, then you should take the proper precautions. Yes, he's right. He is absolutely right. Like, if you know you don't want to go to jail, don't rob no fucking bank.

He's absolutely right about that. But the girl that do that the other way, she's okay.

So, and I understand your perspective as well, that, yo, the women are in control, and if a man, you take his choice away, then you should be stuck with that. If y'all agree but ISIS is the safest place, so I'mma run. Reason why I disagree with that, because let me just tell you, let me just, uh, within 10 years it's easier, after that it becomes harder. Reason why I disagree with that is because yes, the woman might feel that way or all of that, the kid who didn't ask to be here, who got nothing to do with this, gets fucked. Yeah, it's about the kid at the end of the day. The woman could have said that shit emotionally because she mad at you and you didn't say what you wanted. Women is emotions and hormones and shit be going. So the shit she said in that moment, that kid shouldn't have to suffer for the rest of their life because she said some emotional bullshit.

I think the reason why I just can't relate, because me and my friends, me and my friends, me and my peers, me and my people, whoever, when that nigga say, I don't want that fucking baby, that's it. Nobody, me and my son, we're not, no, we're not bringing the baby.

I was trying to make a pivot to my son. I was just Trying to get out.

That's all.

So no, he's wrapped it. We wrapped. Keep going. We wrapped twice.

All right, go ahead. Yes, we wrapped it. It's over. I knew that that child support topic would get y'all here. It never fails in here. Let's get a little bit of mic. Come on. There we go. Let's get it right. I gotta add that to the, uh, topics that may trigger the room. Bae. All right, we have been blessed with a brand new Miceone freestyle. Miceone dropped a freestyle about hoes.

Who am I to be blind pretending not to see them?

Mice, you my man, but in no other world would I be cutting off Michael Jackson to play a Miceone freestyle, but we're gonna play it. Did y'all hear this? I did not. I didn't hear Miceone.

Yeah, I heard it.

This is my letter to Hov. Now first let me stop, and there ain't nobody better than Hov. You set a bar for bars. Well, you and Nas, but as far as world impact in rap, you did that. You went from a kid that pitched crack and spit facts to a rich black mogul. In fact, your global impact should be studied, 'cause shit, we studied Reasonable Doubt and the way you was weaving in and out of those beats and speaking about those streets, how we was trying to eat, moving work, doing dirt without no cleats was masterful. That's why 30 years later those masterpieces are so classical. And the stature you've acquired deserves to be admired because you inspired a generation. You showed us that dedication could lead to elevation, from a project boy that sold illegal medication to whole— the cultural leader of a nation. And you gave the streets education and a revelation that escaping death and incarceration Liberation was more than a possibility. You embraced the responsibility of breaking down doors and invading corporate America, using punchlines and similes to break it down for us. You did exactly what you told us. You made them pay for what they did to the Coke Crush.

That was so tough. But heavy is the head that wears the crown. Now everywhere you turn, they trying to tear you down. You either Illuminati or being sued by by somebody, or somebody talking about you while they being interviewed by somebody. Lucky you, like you described, and lucky me. But you still navigate through it like a fucking G, and they act like they don't fucking see how you've been standing up for Blacks silently, standing in the gaps from Trayvon and Cap. And I know what really happened with that, but we ain't talking about that.

I'm talking about the facts.

Fighting for Blacks for real. Back home from jail and silently funding the movement and fitting the bill when still taking the shots from your own. At the top of the throne, you all alone, but it don't make you immune from the pain when the same culture you fought with the votes—

it's a little lengthy pause— trying to ruin your name.

That shit gotta hurt. I know, because it hurts me. It hurts to see, but it also hurts to be the subject of such slander when you frontlining for your people and these suckers talk about you in such to touch your mana, that shit be mind-blowing. You try not bothering even responding, but you a man with pride, so you decide to bust back like, fuck that. And I love that, but this time you shot your own allies, ho, because we was the ones boycotting. We had our people avoiding shopping at Target. They lost billions pleading with us to put them back on the market. Sure, Medenguuku was guilty too, but history and strategy told us that Target was our target.

Thank you, my son. That was my song.

Well done. Well done. Salute to him.

I love him. That's my friend of the show.

That's my brother.

Thoughts?

I mean, y'all know where I stand on it.

Yeah, I never want to hear shit again. I don't be wanting to hear— I like people like using their ability to fucking talk to people in the message. I like that. I'm I don't want to hear nigga rhyming Hov.

He could have put it on a beat.

Nah, now if he put it on a beat, that's different.

Yeah, I'm just saying for replay value, like, it's dope to listen to once.

Like, I got a Lance Un Rivera Hov verse acapella the other day, or note or whatever the fuck. Yeah, now I got a Mice Hov acapella. It's just like, but this starts from a Hov acapella.

Yes, you know what I'm saying? That's how it starts.

We can't forget that part. Not to me. There's one word that's important in Hov acapella. Hov. Yeah, that didn't mean for me that it was acapella time. Yeah, and I'm not talking directly to Mice because Mice has a message that he doing here, but I don't want to hear all these acapellas.

Uh, what I, what I like— I mean, I probably would like it on a beat too, uh, but I thought it was dope. It's my first time I gotta replay it to get all the specifics, but I thought it was dope. And I love when people who are in positions like him speak truth to power. Like, it's hard to speak— to criticize Jay-Z as a rapper. It's hard to criticize an institution or whatever. And so for him to do that and put something, um, at risk, to me is admirable, whether you agree with him or not. And I happen to agree with him, but even if you don't, I still appreciate the courage to stand up and speak out, because a lot of people won't do that.

Yeah, and Mike's went to Ferguson.

Look, I think that, um, I think the positivity— Ferguson. I think the positive— the positivity piece is, uh, is greater than the negativity piece. I think that what's— most times when people critique you, they just start critiquing you from a negative perspective, so you immediately cut it off and you're gonna just close down. You're not gonna listen to it. I think the fact that he the first I don't know how many ever bars, it was all praise, all praise, all praise, all praise. And then you could tell me, yo, I was disappointed in this particular facet or this particular realm, but I still revere you up here. I think it's easier to digest than motherfuckers just like, yo, you always doing— you know what I'm saying? So it's a good point. And he from where you from, he's fighting similar fights that you're fighting. So again, I think it's easier to ingest coming from Mice on than it would be coming from some podcast on your couch.

I appreciate the verse, friend of the show, I love you. I hope you don't start a trend, man.

They can't rap like— well, I don't want to hear that from him.

He rap too good.

They can't rap like him. The rap part, like, Mice is actually out there on the front lines. So if there is somebody that can speak to this It's him.

Yeah, I mean, some of the same fights, the reform stuff, they've worked together, fam.

We know like whole move behind the scenes with a lot of this shit. When niggas get locked up at all of these, uh, um, protests and stuff, it's Hov in them that's bailing them out. And it's like, that's known. So it's like, yeah, I can speak to— we— I know you hold us down, I know you, you this, but over here you might have just made the ball, you might have made a little misstep. Who better than the person that's right there that's really in trenches doing it.

I agree, I agree, I agree. Mice went to Ferguson, man. Stop playing with him.

Listen, man.

Huh? Mark and Kiki. Mark and Kiki. That's right. Mark is such a fucking—

run lines, baby.

Yeah, what am I saying?

What am I saying?

Yo, I hope y'all enjoyed this episode as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.

You know I double check to save, I take it all, still be the last of the skinny, kick it like Q-tip, wicked to kill for a few chips.

Got a new whip, new house, got a new zip code, watch the stroll, little ace, a soldier that was born to roll. I love God.

Yo, keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, we been bid you adieu, farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye, or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass, so let's make this moment last as if it's all we have. Last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol, you might Needed. Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait. Hey, I'm— what y'all on this weekend, man? It's the weekend. What y'all on? What y'all on? Summer Jam.

Summer Jam for sure.

Summer Jam. Summer Jam last night. All right, awesome. Thanks. What else you guys doing?

Uh, what the fuck else am I doing?

Probably in studio, man.

All family. I'm going grind that bottle all weekend, man.

And then sleeping. I'm working.

You back on your Twitch?

I see Yeah, man. All right, so Parks is working. What you on? Freeze is working. Ish is working. Mona working. Where you at, Mona? Get this shit off.

I'll be in Cleveland, Ohio this Sunday at Sam's Silks. There's still tickets available, and I'm also at Sweet 411 tonight.

Let's go. Nice. Go support my girl over there. Facts. That's why I ain't gonna tell y'all what I think of when I hear Sam's Silks. I ain't saying it. Y'all ain't tripping me. What you want, Mark?

Family shit, just chilling.

First of all, you driving down, you had to go have a wahine with him. You going to have, you got to have a face to face. That phone shit ain't cutting it. Sometimes the phone ain't enough.

Sometimes the phone is, sometimes the phone is better.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah, I don't need— he could beat you.

You right, can beat you.

The phone was your cat.

This nigga was nice, man. I ain't gonna hold you. I don't agree with that Target shit, but this nigga is— We outta here, man. What am I doing this weekend? What am I doing this weekend? What am I doing this weekend? Uh, whatever the boss say. Yeah, family shit. Whatever, whatever the boss say, man. Yeah, I'll find something to get into. I'm sure. Yeah, it's movie time with the family. I mean, we gonna find a hard flick, something good, right baby? My baby right there.

Just make sure you keep a little 4 minutes to the side for you, you know what I mean?

Gotta drink a lot of water. Yeah, push-ups.

I love Shawty.

Yo, don't blame—

yo, y'all hold it down.

Have a real good weekend, man. Stay blessed, stay positive, stay parked, and stay on your Grizzly, man.

Y'all hold it down.

Rest in peace, Prodigy.

We do, we want to send a quick rest in peace to Black Ice, the legendary poet, first spoken word poet signed to Def Jam Records. Yeah, a legend, uh, Philly's finest, beautiful brother, great spirit, gone far, far, far too soon, man. You changed the game. We love you.

We miss you. Yes, definitely. Rest in peace. Any last thoughts on this LeBron Philly stuff? I'm gonna let y'all get in your bag for the last time. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

I think we did it. We've been there before, man. We good.

Yeah, yeah, we're chilling, man.

Something like, yeah, something like, man, we don't need to trip.

I hope we play, I hope we play y'all game 1.

We gonna play Celtics game 1, I bet you.

Shout out to all the new Sixers fans out there too.

Put your Knicks jersey up. Actually, you're gonna need it again. You'll need it again. We about to win again.

I already hit cuffs. Get your Knicks game. Cuffs, welcome cuffs. The fucking party over here. They gonna play the Knicks on Christmas watch. That would be nice.

I just wish we played them on opening night so they could see us, you know what I mean? Get our rings.

It's gonna be a long night.

Put our banner up.

We gotta take care of Boston opening night.

Yeah, that's gonna be a real—

you should go to that game. I'll be there. I always go to home opener.

That's a good game.

But I'm selling 30 other games. The price just went up.

Blood get on my door. Fuck it.

Y'all hold it down. Have a real good weekend.

Remember, Tupac cares if don't nobody else care. And that's me, I'm nobody else.

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