Transcript of Episode 977 | "Who Gon Tell'em"

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About a mask? Well, niggas—hood niggas or niggas from the ghetto—think that if they wear a mask, that's considered a costume. Like, a nigga had full designer jewelry on, Cuban, with a Jason mask. Like, you didn't participate. You just put somebody's mask on yourself.

That's a costume. That's how you stitch a treat.

You clamp that mask in a cap and you just put it on.

But why would I be in a cab?

My bad. That's all he heard.

A cab. Hold up, man. That's what he heard out of—

That's what he heard out of.

Hold up, this bitch playing with me.

Oh, it's Joe Budden.

Yes.

My bad.

You couldn't tell.

You would have got—wait a second.

My bad.

Or this looks like somebody that works at a job that is dropping a pretty big broadcast on Halloween and took his ass to the Halloween store in the city through traffic and bought 20 masks and dead bodies and—

Actually, hey, Felps—Felps, could you do me a favor? Can you pass me that yellow bag right there, please?

Oh, you got gifts for the squad?

I brought gifts for all of you guys to see if anybody's tough enough to actually use it.

I'll be festive.

Come on, man. Fuck is you talking about? You know, somebody that went, put effort in, participated in some shit.

Oh, this is not just masks. You're not going to fuck up her hair.

Talking about she's a baby mama.

You're not going to fuck up her hair.

I have—I have baby mama hair.

Oh, that's the little thing from the past.

I've seen them. I've seen them yesterday. I was like, "I ain't buying that shit, though."

Pass them down. Pass them down. That's my gift to you guys.

Nope. I'm going to see—

That's my gift to y'all.

Thank you.

Well, you ain't got to open it, but I mean, it is my gift. Pass one to Parks, please.

Yeah, come on.

Is that enough? You know I can't count.

What is it?

Anaconda bitch.

One, two, three.

Yeah, and there's mine.

Anaconda bitch.

Are you going to do it, Joey?

Got one for Poe here.

We're going to do it.

That's what I want to know.

In case you want to open it.

Who's not enough?

I'm middle and breaking in half.

From a—

From the movie.

Obsession.

From obsession.

From who?

Obsession.

Obsession.

There you go.

Well, thanks, Joe.

Thank you, Joe.

I appreciate it, man.

I'm not going to do it.

Thanks, I think.

Oh, you going to open it?

You—oh, you—do you want to do it?

Yes. Why wouldn't we do it?

I don't know what to do.

You're not doing that shit.

You need to watch the movie.

It's from the movie.

Yes, I did.

I did.

I definitely watched the movie, but I know how—

Let's let Edge do it.

I know how to word shit.

Who do you want standing by the door shitting themselves all day?

Nobody.

She wanted money to be in love with her, and—

Anyway, good to see everybody, man.

Good to see you too, bro.

I love y'all's costumes. Y'all really, like, got into it.

Bye.

I mean, you can't even work with—

I'm saying bye.

It's fucking hot as shit in this moment.

What type of—what type of snow bunny are you, Parks?

I'm a—I'm a sheep.

Y'all—

Word is bond. I thought you was a rabbit.

Well, that makes sense too. That fits. If it applies, let it fly.

I thought you were a rabbit, Joe. I'm kind of embarrassed.

You said—you said bad.

I'm like, "Oh, yeah, sheep."

She's clearly a sheep.

Clearly.

Come on.

It's the ears. Not you mentioning it, but I wasn't trying to check out your costume that—

Yeah, fair enough.

Okay.

You look cute and cuddly.

Thank you. Thank you.

It's hot as shit.

I could see you.

Yeah.

It look hot.

Clearly Ice wins, though.

Yeah, Ice.

Jesus is here.

The best zombie you ever seen.

Nigga put them toes out.

Yeah, that's—

That's Jesus.

Wow.

Now that's dedication to a costume, baby.

Yeah.

And they do look like Jesus's feet.

Should have seen me walk on water this one.

Yeah, but I see water rocks. He done been in the belly of a whale. All that shit.

40.

40.

40.

He's moisturized, though.

That nigga did that shit. Unpedicure.

Yo, what?

Let me get some water.

Let me get some water.

His feet look pretty good, though.

Oh, I need some water?

Yeah, I need some water. Let me get a water.

His feet look—your feet look all right.

And that wig.

That's a nice one.

White water.

That wig.

That does raise a good question. Like, what if you get to the gates and see Jesus and feel like you could slide him?

Yo.

You ever thought about that?

Wait, you telling me I can't get in?

What if you get up there and—and Jesus look a little—

I don't think Jesus is the bouncer.

He not doloing.

Exactly. Why would he be at the door?

He not doloing.

You can't be in the cab, but Jesus do it in the car.

But you know what's going to be? A nigga say, "Yo, go get Jesus, yo."

Nah, I don't want—yo, go get him, bro. Me and him, we've been talking. He know. Go get him.

I don't think nobody on this show is going to have that problem.

We don't.

We're going to be identified now.

Nah, nah, nah.

It's—what are you, man, besides beautiful?

It's—

Scary.

All right.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. He's—he's—

Yo, let me—let me blush.

He's itched tonight.

Hey, y'all.

You said let me blush.

Yo, get your fucking nubs away from me, yo. Move.

Yo, itching to the—

Scared of Ice's costume the whole day.

Yo, get away from me, my nigga.

I said something.

Yo, the whole morning. Right. You've been running from Ice all morning, man.

I'm trying to get him right.

Jesus walks.

Do those—can those costumes kind of spook you out, itch?

What?

Like the—like the religious costumes and stuff. Because, like, Jesus is black.

Nah, I'm just—I ain't a fan of mockery of—

I'm not mocking. Jesus was black.

Jesus was black, but that hair from Cambodia you got on—that's bundle hair.

That's wig hair.

Ice got on. That wig is beautiful.

Where'd you find that wig?

You know, Malaysian?

I have some with that wig.

You religious or no? I feel like I should have asked you that in '04. I feel like I should have asked you that on our first little friend date.

You did.

But bitches.

That ain't the question that broke out.

Yeah. When niggas is on the mission, they don't ask none of the important questions to the person that they're with.

What's wrong with you?

Are you into that at all?

Are you into that?

Like, into it enough to whereas Ice is playing on the—on the couch today?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that bothers you?

It don't bother me. I'm sorry. I don't give a fuck.

See, I apologize.

He said, "Ain't going to help."

I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, she don't got nothing to do with it.

I don't know that that bothers you, though. My bad. It's cool.

You called your mother and told her what you going to be?

No.

Oh, why you ain't do that?

Well, she asked me. She said, "Are you wearing—" I know you're supposed to wear costume work. "What you doing?" I said, "Joe bought some masks."

But you ain't tell your mother that.

Day, you lied to my mother?

You ain't tell your mother that you going to be a makeshift Jesus?

I did not tell her that.

Why you got to be makeshift?

It's not makeshift.

That's a full Jesus.

That's Dominican Jesus.

It was such a shady little—

Like Dominican Jesus.

Like—

Like—

Like Dikemen—Dikemen Jesus.

That's fucking expensive.

That's why none of y'all going.

Quality. Quality.

Hey, nigga, get me a Virgin Pina Colada from the back. Papasitoes and shut up.

Mark what are you, man?

Aside from an author.

A revolutionary.

I thought you was going to bring—last year you gave me a mask to wear, so I thought you was going to do that again this year.

Yeah, no, there's masks over there.

Oh, I go get one.

There's masks over there.

I go get one.

Go take a pic, man. Go—go ahead.

Mona—

Mona and what are you?

Clearly I'm a baby mom.

Well, that's good. That's—that's fitting for Mark.

Let me see that.

But how's that a Halloween outfit, though? You a baby mom, right?

I feel like he did that last year.

Yeah, he did.

He did Michael Myers last year.

Dude, do the V for Vandetta, dude.

Let me see that.

And that's more on brand with Mark.

Yeah, that's—that's a Mark vibe.

Bringing down the system and whatnot.

Yeah, I'm with that.

This shit's cost.

This ain't no bullshit right here.

That's a real man.

No, this shit's dope.

This shit's real.

Far cry from when we was young boys. You know, you go to the store, get them—them—

We'll throw that plastic shit in.

Plastic shit in the Amable. Yeah, that shit. Yeah.

With the old plastic suit to match.

Oh, man.

Listen, happy Halloween, everybody.

Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween. Shout out to the kids.

Facts.

No, I ain't no—no candies in front of my door, dog. Don't even bother.

Don't bother. Don't be like that.

Hey, don't waste your time.

Just sit the big bowl out there.

Hey, another—

You ain't got to come to the door.

Another huge fight in my house.

Oh, she want to go—

Oh, she is miss—yeah. She wants to put all of the Hershey kisses and shit so that my little security camera buzzes my phone every two seconds when some musty kid is in front of my door.

Some kids is racist, nigga.

Get that the fuck away from my door, nigga. No kick cat for you.

Some kids is racist is funny.

Full size candy too. Full size candy.

Just in case when they get racist.

You're rich. They give out full size candy, bro. We ain't got to skip it.

You learn what kids is racist when you feel like participating one day. Like when you go answer the door.

Oh, I don't do that. What'd they say?

No, it's just they face when they—

It's just they face when they see a black person.

They face to tell you. They too young to articulate the racism.

Y'all live around here?

Yo, word.

Yeah.

There goes the neighborhood.

They even take the candy a little shaky.

Start checking it right there.

Word.

About y'all. Hold on now.

Honestly.

Ice want you to give it a—uh—Bible scriptures? A little Bible page?

Holy water.

Holy water.

Is y'all kids dressing up?

Yes.

Yeah.

What's your daughter going to be?

Um, a princess.

I was going to guess princess too. It's fitting.

That's doing—what's—how about you?

I got a Batman, a Pokemon, a Ladybug, and Hello Kitty.

Aw.

That's what's up. My son is Spider-Man. I went to school this morning. They had the little—little parade for the kids. And he was Spider-Man. There was only two Spider-Men. It was like 15 cops.

How's that make you feel?

That tracks.

And then you so fucking uncomfortable. Don't let your kid be no cop for Halloween.

Wait, they knew he was coming to school with a mask on?

We called the extra 11 out the school.

Oh, shit.

I don't know. There's certain shit I just want to let my kid be, man.

Yeah, I got you.

Cops are scary.

Yes.

Cops are what?

Sometimes.

Sometimes.

Scary.

To blacks.

Yes.

I love when people do the homemade costumes for the kids. It's so cute.

No.

A princess.

Nigga.

What?

What?

Yeah, he's the more Mark said the more weigh your ass today.

Yeah, nigga. My daughter is Elsa or Ana. One of them. One of the Frozen chicks. I just—I be getting them confused.

With the blue?

Oh, God, no. What are you doing?

What are you talking about?

With the blue?

Oh, shit. I thought that was a bald kid.

The blue or she got—

It is a bald kid. It's a bald kid.

Blue is Elsa.

Elsa.

It's your boss.

It's Elsa, nigga.

She should be a—she—she would make a good Elsa, actually.

What the fuck is you talking about?

Jesus, can you help?

Everything's out of order.

What happened?

Everything is out of order.

We restore order over here.

Yo, nah. People getting they costumes made.

Hell yeah.

Professional stuff.

Somehow I ended up on one of those trips.

How?

I don't know. But she been holding down the pregnancy pretty much by herself, so I figured I'd come—come with her to the Halloween story at least. And somebody in there was making a Doctor Doom.

Oh, that's all I saw.

Making war.

And it was really.

Intricate.

It was Doctor Doom.

Yeah, like they went all out.

Like hard metal Doctor Doom.

It's fire.

I—I fuck with the people that go all out for Halloween.

That's no shit.

Like a couple years ago, Puff was a Joker, remember?

Yeah.

He did real good joking.

Body that shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He was like—

He got the long—

Maybe he had the long purple trench and all that. The Cajun went—

I wonder what he bought.

It looked too real.

I wonder what he bought.

Couple years before that, he was the Hulk.

I wonder what costume he is this year.

That was good.

I was going—I was good.

That was good.

That was good.

That was good.

What's—what the—

I tried to get past it.

That was good, though.

Some of them be good.

Some of them be good. You just got to let it—you got to let it go.

Most.

Many who's.

I like that one.

Sorry.

No, that was the other dude.

All right.

Yo.

All right.

Yo, it was the other dude.

Yo, that is crazy.

I wonder what he's being following.

Oh.

Mona, you good?

Couple.

All right.

I'm great.

That was funny.

Okay, cool, man. Come on. What are we—what are we doing here? What are we doing here? I'm sure by the time we start this broadcast, y'all will find something for us to talk about important.

We got things to talk about.

Dirty ass kids.

So much to talk about.

Mad takes. Mad takes.

Mad takes.

So many takes.

Tell us for these.

Take 'em up. Take 'em up. Bring 'em up. Shot 'em up. Shot 'em up. Shot 'em up. One, two, three, four.

Mic check. Mic check. One two, one two, one two, one two.

It's time to get live. Live. Live. I said I won't quiet. I won't quiet. I'm on the grill.

Big Cherokee. Big Cherokee. Happy Halloween out there.

This be hot. Hot. Hot. They was doing like this.

Shout out to all the French made outfits. All the substitute teacher outfits. What else you got? Oh. All of the hoe outfits. We love and appreciate the hoe outfits.

For sure.

These fucking niggas should have made the whole matter. Yo, shout out to the whole New York City. Shout out to everybody outside right now. Everybody that found a dope Halloween party. This one's for you.

Jeans.

You smoke this one. Huh? You smoke this one.

Americans like me. Young black and just don't give a fuck. I just want to hear how I'm living. Music. They trying to slave us. Women in my wages. Slinging my niggas up in cages. Changing their behaviors. It's spitting razors out so rageous. Smoking roaches is hopeless. We want lazy soakers and sculptures. We're suffocused. We're house and royal flushers. We're with the rushers. They're the bitching rats got bitches for pistols and gas.

Yo, shout out to all the subgroups. Shout out to all the Patrones out there.

See, niggas get adopted. My corrupted is conducted through ghetto. Sipping on Maretto. Hand on the metal. Foot on the pedal. We want Carolina. Herrera. Dirty Donna. Cara sweaters. Rumble and Levis and suedes. Go play the guns and grenades. To blow up. I got news. Some niggas famous. I'm trying to pull up. Busted shots. That's all he on us.

Okay.

I understand you guys are pleading insanity, claiming demonic spirits possess you to do these things.

Yes, sir.

Can you please explain?

Order in the court. Order in the court. I said order in the court.

Now, before this court passes judgment, will the four defendants please rise and approach the bench?

Trust me, guys. It's all under control. The judge is on the bench.

If you think I'm here to play around with y'all, goddamn you.

Yeah. Demonic spirits possess you to do these hideous murders. Can you please explain?

Let's go. Let's go. Wake it up out there.

Be a witness. As I exercise my exorcism, the evil that lurks within the sin, the terrorism, possess my evil spirit voices from the dead. I come forth with grave diggers and a handful of dread. I've been examined ever since I was seeming. They took the sonogram and seen the image of a demon. At birth, nocious surrounded me with needles and drug me all up with the diseases of evil. Who walk in hell? Now I dwell in an Islamic temple. I'm fighting a holy war in the mental. Look deep in my eyes, you see visions of death. Possessed by homicide is what I am obsessed.

So, I'm going to get that nigga right now, son.

What up, man?

I'm going to hit him out the window, son.

Hot tip.

So fuck that. I'm going to hit that nigga right out the motherfucking window.

Hold on.

Nah, fuck that. I'm going to hit this nigga out the window, son.

Shit, shit, shit. Don't blow it up. Mic check. Mic check. Mic check. Mic check. One two, one two. Mic check. One two, one two.

Give it, nigga. Give it. Give it.

Give me, give me, give me, give me.

Fucker.

What?

Yes, sir.

26. Sit mama car. If you don't arrest you like my ice ring. That's your small thing. COD. Sit mama. Pay attention to the crime. Keeping you niggas in perspective. Representative. Call me the specialist. Professional. Professor at this rap science up in the laboratory. That's why it's small rhyme for me.

That elephant insane man.

The level, the level, the level, the good, the level, the good.

Over with that stack. You want square holes to see and slice that cack.

Always for the ladies. Always for the ladies.

Well, I am that. We bring apocalypse to this game.

Shout to the baby moms out there.

Serious to you. In fact.

Here we go.

Dead life. So fucking might fall off the map. Fucking with P, need a cat. At least I had an opportunity to bust back. Fresh out the motherfucking pack. A real world premiere. Shook individuals bounce the blind fed. Scared to death. Niggas fold till they worst fed. Horror tales and grim revision appears. You looking for peace? Well, you can find me. Project near you. I'll be right here. I was brought off and told to have no fear. I'm wired. Niggas ain't behind me in the rear. Cavalry hearts step aside. Stand clear.

Uh-oh.

Don't do shit.

Mic check. We got a great show lined up for y'all today, man.

Sorry, guys.

Again, shout to wherever you might be listening from. Shout to whatever part of the world you might be in right now. Shout to everybody feeling festive out there. Shout to everybody that on Christopher Street doing the thriller dance, man. We ain't forget about y'all. We ain't forget about y'all. Getting your duffle out there. Everybody with they Black Friday money saved up. You know what I mean?

About that time.

Ain't Cyber Monday coming up too. Save up for your duos.

One, two, one two, one two. Oh, you don't know what the fun do. Some dudes don't you know a real crime. And you think you want to cry? Fuck around and start a riot. Niggas don't buy regardless. It's because I'm the hardest rap artist and I'm a starter. Shut up for real. Get up and feel my word. I make money. That's all I've been hearing lately. Niggas hating because I'm taking it lately. On the wall when I brawl. Too late for the 911 call. Niggas stay deep with a lot of them blood. I'm not deep because I'm a nigga that can get out of them cups.

All right, come on. Let's work. Let's work. Let's work. Let's work.

The dog like fighting whatever. All up in your gut.

Give it to him real like that. I do it more like that.

Click clack. Told your mom, baby, you're sober. Forget it. Happened in front of your building, but nobody knows who did it.

You know what I mean? Let me keep this applause going. Get these drops out the way right quick. Energy up. Energy up in here.

What's that?

It's marked for my health, pussy. And Mona, wake it up in here. What episode is this?

977.

Welcome to episode 977 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, extremely happy to be here. Host Joe Budden here with some really amazing people to my right. You know what I mean? Big Mona Philly's finest. Don't call her white girl Damona in the building. Mona, how are you?

I'm amazing.

All right. All right. Next to her, Philadelphia's other finest, our good brother Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building. Mark, what's up with you?

Oh, a bunch of nothing, man. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

Good. Good. Happy to happy to hear that. Next to him, stop playing, man. Mr. Thousand Doors and a big ish in the building. Ish, what up with you now?

I'm good, sir. You saw?

I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. You going out tonight?

No.

You know what I mean?

It's a night to go out.

Not for me.

Fair enough.

What about the weekend? Probably tomorrow night. Oh.

Boy, I know my boy. I know my boy. I think I'm pulling that move too, ish. I think I'm staying in the crib tonight. Look like I'm on some cuddle romance shit. And then tomorrow.

This might have to just.

Bussing a move, which she will want to accompany me for. Rightfully so.

Of course.

It's that extra hour.

And then Sunday.

I'm going to work her out. It's like when you give kids all the sugar. It's like when you give kids all the sugar. I'm going to tire her out. I'm going to tire her big ass out. Shortness of breath. Sunday. Sunday I should be well on my way.

Stay away from big asses too. Okay.

Well, it's pregnant. It's my baby in there. It's my beautiful daughter in there who's on the way. I didn't mean like that. You know what I mean?

Come on. We got fucking Mr. Take It Further, Big Jesus vibes in the building. Big Freeze. Freeze, how you doing, man?

Good, man. Good. Good.

Good. Good. Next to him, our favorite snow bunny. Look at him.

He's not a bunny.

He's a snow bunny, yo. He is.

No, he's a sheep.

I'm a sheep.

He's a snow bunny that follows the crowd.

He's a vicious one.

There we go. Big Parks in the building.

What's popping? What's popping?

All right. We got Po in the building. We got my beautiful fiance over there. Kisses to you. We got Corey here. We got Phelps over there. My man, I'll keep it low. I'll keep it low. He's not used to these cameras around. Erickson is here. Savon is here. Tanner is here. Remotely. And last, but certainly not least, you guys right there, the people that make this show possible. None of this exists without you guys. Some of you been here from the start. Some of you got here yesterday. Some of you are hate listeners. We don't care. We appreciate you guys. Before we go any further, this episode is brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, Pride's Pigs Pride Spits Gang.

Feeling great, man.

What's cracking?

I feel proud of you, man. I stayed up late last night.

Look at Mark. Look at Mark. Ready to tell you. Did just the last part with the drink party so you could fucking shoot at me and here you go again.

I was going to say congrats. I was proud of you. I thought you did great.

You don't got to don't congrats me at the top because then I feel like you're shooting at me.

I got to do a round.

We know how much of a fan you are of Law and Order.

What'd you say?

We know how much of a fan you are of Law and Order.

I do love Law and Order.

If y'all missed it, Joe was on an episode of Law and Order last night. His first, his debut appearance on Law and Order.

First of many.

First of many, I hope. It was so exciting to see your name on the actual screen. Like, I knew it was coming on. I was waiting up. But then when it actually said, like, Joe Budden on the screen, that shit was like, it's a big deal to me. Like, I never had a friend.

It did look good.

Yeah. I never had a friend on Joe Budden.

It did look good seeing my name up there.

That's a big fucking deal, man.

It did.

Word.

Sorry. Sorry.

Me either.

We talked about it here.

I only had a watch party. They don't tell you.

I've got to say, you didn't really promote it the greatest.

He don't promote nothing. He just wanted to be like, he don't say nothing. You watch the news in the morning. It's billion-dollar merger with Joe Budden. He walk in, he don't mention nothing. He just sitting there, billionaire.

I mean, I told y'all when I did it.

You did. You did.

You did.

But you didn't know when it was going to drop.

You got my episode coming on tonight.

You think that's normal?

I just saw it on Twitter, like, randomly, at, like, 9:30.

I saw he ain't promoting.

I saw he ain't doing nothing.

I saw the wolf.

Yeah.

Instagram page.

Well, that's when I found out when the wolf Instagram page.

That's what I saw.

I don't believe that for a second.

Yeah, I don't believe that.

That's what happened.

I mean, they did tell me it would be somewhere around Halloween.

Oh, okay.

You could have mentioned that to us, though.

You know, Halloween's the episode now. And this episode right around Halloween. Well, you know.

Well, they weren't certain on that. They were floating around different dates. And some of those dates were in November. I couldn't say to a certainty. It's not my business. But it looked good.

It did.

Felt good.

I thought you did good.

What was it like to be on set?

I don't. I have a lot of respect for actors.

How many takes did you have to do?

I have a lot of respect for the actors.

That was definitely one take.

I mean, they did a bunch of takes. Fuck you, Mark.

There's no way he did two of them.

No, we did do a few. We did do a few. Funny, though, like, whatever script I had, they changed the script on me, like, the night before.

Oh, shit.

You're a rapper.

Oh.

Also, the shit that you was rehearsing ain't salons no more.

Not at all.

You said that.

Not at all. And then I had to learn a new script.

You're a pro, nigga.

Let's go.

So, yeah. I never want to act.

Oh, shit. You got ghostwriting?

I thought you did a good job. I thought you did a good job.

Okay. Thank you. I appreciate that. Scratch it off the bucket list. My mom was proud. My family was proud. I think I did a good job. The actors on set said I did a good job.

You guys want to act with the dude from whatchamacallit? What's that show that we like?

No. The shit where he was a cop and the girl.

My man. Yes, yes, yes, yes. We love that guy. We love that guy.

Dope Towns. What was that shit called? That shit was fire. It was a good shit. No, not Dope Towns.

Not Dope Towns.

High Town. That's what it was. High Towns.

It was High Towns.

The only issue I had was the, like, I thought you were great. I didn't like that you were Big Sweetie.

Big Sweetie.

Big Sweetie.

You should have called this the Big Sweetie Podcast today.

It sounded like Sweetie to me.

I thought I was Big Sweetie.

You seem like Big Sweetie.

Like a saw.

Big Sweaty or Big Sweetie?

Sweetie.

Like sweet, but.

Maybe it's an accent thing, but I just thought you could give me a harder name.

Hey, Jesus. What happened?

Oh, man.

They could have gave you a harder name than that.

No, I just wanted to make sure I was sweet somewhat the right time.

You said it right.

Sweet ass.

Yes.

Yeah.

You saying it right?

Yeah.

Well, the episode 977 of the Big Sweetie Podcast.

His character's told. His character actually snitched to the police.

No, I know all about it because we talked about it. I just didn't know it was dropping. I'm pissed.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know either.

Yeah, I would have watched.

Did he rat?

Yes.

Was that rat?

Yeah, look.

It just.

I was at lunch, but I got some leads for you. You gave them leads.

You gave law enforcement leads.

Yes.

That is textbook snitching.

That was, yeah.

They wrote you in there perfectly.

No, it's true.

They wrote you in there perfectly. Got a perfect role for you.

Right. I wasn't even acting.

Well, if that was the case, you'd have been in jail a little longer than that little weekend you spent in there. I'd have gave them all your business.

I bailed out.

Hey, them booster trucks sitting over there.

That tracks. That tracks.

I bailed out. Talk to the long shoreman. Talk to the long shoreman. They'll point you right to where it's at.

Holy shit.

No, but I was proud of myself. Listen, I told y'all at the top of the year that this year I would like to try to do some different things.

And you did.

And I think I've been doing different things this year.

You have.

It's so different from podcasting acting, though. It's totally different.

I mean, you kind of had this, like, ad read voice on it a little bit, but I think you did good.

Yeah.

Yeah. I think it's also just weird when your friends act.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Because you're like, hey, Joe.

Right.

You know what I'm saying?

Right.

But you, I feel like reality TV stars that are good at it, they act too.

For sure.

So I've seen you act already. You get in your mode and you just even podcasting.

Hold on.

He acts. It's already an entertainer Joe. It's a difference. You know? We get on camera, you going, but it's the same. It's similar. But that shit is intense. Like, how hard they work and how many times they do the same thing over and over. It's hard. It's harder than it looks.

Is it the script for you? Like, you said you don't like because you're a performer. You come in here, perform. You perform the reality, but there's no script.

I don't want to act.

And you know you don't want to act again.

Why?

You know you being told what to do, what to say kind of don't work.

Can you tell us why?

I hate how much you hate it. Even on ENM, like, we wish I get you on ENM Mark shit. You'd be like, I don't want to do that. Like, you just really don't want to act.

I'm pretty clear in the things that I enjoy doing and the things that I just don't enjoy.

You like to keep it real. You like to write your own raps.

That's what I'm telling you.

He ain't want to lie writing for him.

That's what it sound like.

When he threatens somebody, he means it. He got it right.

I did something before and they gave me an earpiece and it was, like, feeding me jokes. And I remember the lady came out and she was like, is your earpiece working? And it was the Ms. Pat show. She has a court show. And I'm like, yeah, it works. And then she was like, well, why are you not repeating what we say? I'm like, oh, you want me to repeat that? Like, I thought they was cracking jokes to me. You know what I mean? That's how far away I promise you, because in my mind, it's like, I'm not saying what you like, I cannot do that. You know what I mean? Like, even when people because people offer to write for me all the time.

What was the court show you're on? Because I would like to watch it.

Ms. Pat, the Ms. Pat, the comedian. She does a show about her life on BET, but she also does, like, a Judge Mathis style kind of thing. So in the little gallery, the jurors are, like, cracking jokes on whoever's suing who. But you really get paid.

Just understand. You were a juror.

This nigga will not just understand. He got tossed up.

And that's why I'm following. God forbid you engage with me and talk to me.

I think it's terrible.

You need to get to the bottom of this.

It's Ms. Pat's court show. Goddamn it.

I want to know if she was the.

Are you okay?

Defendant or the.

Get up and don't touch me. Nigga.

I'm sorry.

Thank you, Parks.

But you were a juror.

Yes, I was a juror. Those were all the comics. Those were all the comics are making fun of the people that are suing each other.

I see. Let's stop Joe's aneurysm.

Anyway.

Anyway.

You guys are jerks. Congratulations. Congratulations, man. Seriously.

Thank you.

So proud of you.

Thank you. I appreciate it, man. And thank y'all for watching and supporting and not being complete jerks.

Oh, yeah, no.

I can't be a jerk.

You guys didn't see it?

No. I didn't know it existed.

Do you support me at all?

No.

I asked the nigga that tried to kill us that. Saved your life, nigga.

I mean, that's a different kind of support.

Yeah.

Way to get dark.

But he also said us.

Yeah, it automatically just.

If I say you went to the lobby.

Give it to both of y'all. That almost don't count, though.

I'm self-serving a little bit.

It ain't my beef.

Fucking talk about niggas.

Yo, honestly, I don't really care how this sounds. For me, there's a statute.

Thank God.

You can't bring it into this.

No, it's not.

Yes, there is. It's talking about some shit from '07.

Okay.

On the '09.

He ain't bring up that nigga life.

I can't say that to me.

I think I can keep running.

No, you can't say that when the nigga life you saved was more ready to die than you.

No.

You scary, nigga. I was ready to go right out there.

If he saved your life, he could say that to them.

Yo, watch Law and Order, yo. That little one time.

How about you?

Look, now don't get aggressive.

It wasn't one time.

It wasn't one time.

I mean, the nigga saved him on several occasions.

Chill out, bro. What I'm saying is tell niggas that.

Wait, what are the other occasions?

Can we tap into that? How many times you saved this nigga? Like, this bitch has been locked up.

Can I at least get a count? I don't want to question it. I'm going to take your word for it because you've been solid so long.

How many times did he need you to live?

But how many times was it?

Because you know my memory is bad.

You need you for survival.

You have memory bad.

Till you start telling a story from 20 years ago and you act like you're perfect.

I promise. When you ask, I ain't even going to say that.

How many times did you save my life?

Two, three.

About that.

Four.

See, I won't refuse two.

We ain't counting.

Three, maybe.

Four.

Two or three.

Monica, get that number up.

Two or three is enough.

That's a lot.

One is a lot.

One you can't talk about.

Yo, my nigga, if a nigga goes and puts themselves in harm and makes you a young bitch and get out of that bodega.

You almost couldn't buy a burger.

I already filled the energy that you wanted with me.

I don't want it.

Listen. Look. Fuck you and that bitch in that bodega. She still there, legend has it.

You want her?

You ain't tell her that.

I fucking tell her that.

Now you want to talk shit when you get down to the block.

No, no, no.

You know what's sick?

I can explain if you let me.

If I would have wrestled that bitch down to the ground, full knockout punch, y'all would have dumped.

I would have cursed you to fuck up.

You ain't glad you did it.

I'm glad you know it.

It was hard, though.

We absolutely would have done that. All right, we're moving on now. Yo, what's important to y'all? What's important to y'all? Happy Halloween out there again.

Yes.

Be safe this weekend, please.

Please.

Because danger lurks.

It does.

A few of these niggas with masks have weapons.

Literally.

Not for play play.

Not plastic joints.

Plastic knives.

They know arms on the tip of that.

Yo, and I don't advise y'all to play with the plastic joints. I walked right by them in the Halloween store. Some of them shits looked and felt kind of real.

No, they got the heavy shits in there. You thought the yellow shits was heavy as hell.

Yo, they think they're doing something because they made them yellow and red.

No.

No.

I feel like black people know to stay away from stuff like that.

That is true.

Remember the '90s, we wouldn't even get kids toy guns.

I don't know.

We did that for 15 years straight. You wouldn't get the kids toy guns. Remember? No Christmas, no birthday, you couldn't get the shoes.

No, no. Well, in my house, the toy guns looked like a toy gun with a little nerf bullet and an orange revolver.

But do you remember?

It looked like the old cowboys, like, pow, a flag come out, something stupid.

But do you remember when people start pushing that around not to buy them, not to have kids playing with guns, just to not get that energy into a little boy? You know what little black boys playing with guns?

Yeah, I'm with that.

I don't let myself play with that.

I'm not. I've never been with it. I always went against that.

We grew up playing with guns.

I'm not a fan of that.

Yeah, I don't think it's not.

Yeah, yo. Hey, the toy guns, leave them alone.

Yeah, that's what it is.

And leave people alone too, man. This dude in Florida yesterday, I guess the kids were doing Ding Dong Dixie for Halloween or whatever.

Who?

Y'all ever heard of Ding Dong Dixie?

I'm not from Florida.

You knock and run. That's what Ding Dong Dixie is.

Ding Dong Dixie?

That's what we say in Philly.

I'm not from Philly.

In Philly, we say Ding Dong Dixie. They don't say that a lot of Florida.

We say Dick Dick.

I mean, y'all couldn't get from context that I was saying.

I don't know what context you're reading.

Ding Dong Dixie gives context.

He basically said y'all can't read, but go ahead.

All I'm saying is.

Ding Dong Dixie could be a few other games.

Like what? Name one game that could be.

Let's see, from Halloween.

Y'all some weirdos, man.

Because Ding Dong Dixie is some geeky shit.

Huh?

What is it?

Mark's talking about Ding Dongs.

Dixie.

Could be a bunch of different shit.

Tell me one thing you think it could be.

They think it is.

Something with a meaning.

Everything's valid for them.

Freak ass nigga.

That's what I said, man. That's all they think about.

Jesus, do better, man. Go ahead, Mark. Come on, man. You be holy, be holy, nigga.

Anyway, the kids were playing at somebody's door who didn't want to be played with, and the guy ran out with a gun. Obviously, it's an awful thing to do. He ran out with a gun and pistoled the oldest. He said, which one of y'all is the oldest? Found him.

I love that.

I mean.

I said you love that.

I didn't say that I love it. Yeah.

Yo, who the oldest? What's your birthday, nigga?

What's wrong with that?

Who the oldest?

Somebody got to get it, and I'd rather do the older one because one of y'all getting fucked up.

Wait, how old was the oldest?

Yeah, I was about to ask that. Was he a minor?

Yeah, they charged him with child abuse.

Was he 16?

He was like 16.

Play ball.

This older minor.

Play ball.

He was like 16.

Green light. 16, I'm fucking you up. Listen, hey, now, you got to teach them something. How you going to know not to bang on people's doors with your little phone out until somebody beat your ass?

Your pistol what?

With an empty pistol.

Pistol whip's a lot.

Pistol whip's a lot.

Pistol whip is a lot, Monica.

Tomato tomato.

He overreacted.

I don't have a stick, but I do have a pistol.

But I will say, growing up in a city, and I know New York is the same way, where Mischief Night, all that shit happens and people get carried away. I understand as a homeowner now, I look at that shit different because I used to do Mischief Night.

Did you fuck with people's door, though?

I mean, I used to do little. I didn't like spray painting people walls and shit. We would, like, throw shit at people. We went too far, but not as far as some of these people do now.

Remember Lay and Philie back in the day who came out about the snow and killed the kid?

Yes, exactly.

Leave people shit alone.

Yeah, people get tired of that.

Yeah, man. So just be safe out there, y'all, and tell your youngins, like, don't bother people because people don't want to.

When y'all talk about when y'all said be safe, when he said it, you know the first thing I thought of? It feels like everybody is trying to go viral. Like, I know that's been a thing for a while now, but it just seemed like right now, every fucking person think they're a content creator or a blogger or they're trying to go viral. That's why I feel like it's more dangerous because everybody got their phone out trying to do some funny shit because it's Halloween.

And more ridiculous shit to get more attention.

Yeah, you doing more because you got that phone out. It's dangerous right now.

So you walk outside somebody's TP in your crib, what do you do?

With the phones out.

What's TP?

Toilet paper.

Toilet paper.

Listen.

I don't speak English. Listen.

Nigga, because I don't know what Ding Dong Dixie is. I mean, I'm literally on it.

TP?

Oh, he's still on it.

On Halloween, yes.

What do you do? You chase him?

I ain't going to assault him.

You stop him?

Over toilet paper?

I'm not going to assault him.

What do you do?

Yell at him.

Yell at him.

You just going to yell.

You know I'm going to fuck you up.

You know what I'm saying? But you ain't going to I'm not hitting on nobody's kids. My nigga, I'm going to throw some toilet paper.

That's not bad.

Throw toilet paper at them. You know what I mean?

Pistol whipped away.

No, eggs is expensive. Yeah, they might get that. One ply. I keep y'all serious to guess.

Toilets.

Yeah, I'm not.

It's the difference between throwing eggs, putting toilet paper, and knocking and running and knocking and running. You know what I mean?

Knocking and running, you're not harming nobody. Or you get what I'm saying? You're not fucking with somebody.

If it's 2:00 in the morning, you woke me up, I'm going to be mad as hell.

I'm going to be mad.

I'm not saying I'm not going to be mad. I'm saying it's not a defense worthy of pistol whipping a child.

You shut off the autistic kid. They don't like loud voices.

But the problem with that is.

The dementia grandpa in the back is tripping now.

The problem with that is you don't know what these motherfuckers going through.

If you walk outside and say, yo, which one of y'all is the oldest?

I'm just saying that nigga might have snapped. Leave people to fuck alone because you don't know what they're dealing with.

Guess who you're going to snap at?

Oh, no, he going to jail.

Oh, all right.

Oh, your dude is definitely going to jail.

He going to jail for sure.

Let me ask y'all this. Y'all got teenagers. Your oldest come back with a story of this and he's not all bust up. He got a little gash. He ain't tear it up too bad. That the guy down the street beat him with a stick. Let's not say pistol. How do you respond to that? Do you take this nigga to the police station? Or do you say, why the fuck would you knock on that man's door? Like, seriously.

There's a third option.

What's the third option?

Go down to the house?

Yeah. We going to the house.

What y'all going to fight the man with?

Yes.

I'm not calling the police. If you put your hands on my kid and he got a gash on him, I'm not calling the police.

Got a gash.

Yeah.

Yes. I just was curious.

Yeah, I'm not calling the police, but I'm also not.

You're not calling the police?

You're not putting your hands on my kids, bro. I'll go down there for that.

Oh, that's what you're calling the police?

But he didn't put his hands on y'all kids.

He put his gun on him.

He put the stick.

Okay.

He put his hands on the stick.

He put his hands.

I might be corny, but I think in my head, like, why am I going back to say, I know he wasn't here, but you shouldn't have hit him. He shouldn't have been here, but you ain't handled business hitting him.

Yeah, that's how that goes. He's an adult. You're a child.

All right, we will turn the funniest topic into date or date line episodes.

Crazy.

Let's move on.

Yeah.

Ding dong.

No, you won't let it go.

He won't let that shit go.

It's some funny shit to even name it that.

Ding dong ditch is just.

I never knew it had a name, to be honest with you.

What'd you used to call it?

Ring bells and run, nigga.

That.

What are you talking about?

Yo, let's go ring bells and run.

That's it.

The end.

And I wasn't really doing that, but.

Cool. What's most important to y'all?

Is y'all.

Actually, we'll go ahead, Monica. We'll eat first because.

We didn't start yet, right?

We did.

We did. But go ahead and eat you your food.

I have a question, though, but we can't say it on camera.

Well, that's not good potting.

I'm just waiting on her to swallow.

Well.

Pause.

That's it. That's the charge.

Is it pause if you're talking to I'm talking about food. I'm talking about food because they will write it down.

Clean up.

They will write it down and forget you was joking. I'll tell you that much, boy.

Carry on, fellas.

Anyway, all right, so Amber Roe, listen, we ain't got to hold, but it's Halloween, dog.

Fact.

It's Halloween. Nobody put music out. Nobody put albums out. Jay-Z's doing.

Nah, Big Explug got something, but yeah.

Big Explug put something out. Bossman D-Load's mad. You niggas won't work with him no more. What else happened? And I got a designer record that I want to play for y'all. Other than that, it's Halloween. Everybody is outside doing fun shit and trick-or-treating and staring at hoes. That's it. That's what's going on. But speaking of actually, all right, I got a clip. Amber Roe.

Freaking a horse.

I'm not going to call Amber Roe's a horse.

I did it. I don't care.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

Y'all got beef?

No. Get out of here, Mark.

Still don't know.

Get out of here, Mark. You just called her a whore on the platform. I thought you had beef.

Girls could call girls hoes.

Exactly.

I thought you was being serious.

It's like gay guys could call gay guys. Exactly.

Guys can't call them hoes because we have no way of knowing who's a hoe and who's not a hoe according to them. Ish, what do you think about that?

I agree with them wholeheartedly.

How could we know?

Wholeheartedly.

Wholeheartedly.

Wholeheartedly.

There really is no way to tell. You're not in their bedroom. You're not counting bodies.

It's all what you do.

Mark, do you think there's a way to tell?

I think there is a way. Yeah.

How is that?

I don't know it. I couldn't even imagine it.

Wow.

Yeah.

Jesus. All right, you niggas is pussy today. I'm going to the clip. I'm going to the clip.

He has answered.

I didn't even get that.

What? You don't suck. I thought you said oh, wait. I mean, everybody here enjoys it except, I guess, this couch because Laura don't really like it either. No, it's not that. It's just that I have kids now. Like, my life is different. I kiss my children. They always want to kiss their mama. I'm not going around sucking dick. I'm just not. Like, if I'm again in a committed relationship, which I don't think would happen because I don't trust anybody enough with my sexual health to, you know, raise my kids, and I just don't want that.

There you go, ladies and gentlemen. Amber Roe says she does not suck.

Put your phone down.

Oh, sorry. Sorry about that. All right, phone. All right, there we go. Amber Roe says she does not suck dick.

Because she's a mom.

Because she's a mom and her kids kiss her. She kisses her kids.

Quick pull.

Yada, yada, yada, yada.

Quick pull.

I.

Amongst the fellas.

All right, so who going to say it, man?

Who's going to say it, man?

Who going to say it, man?

Sometimes moms.

Lies.

Bro, every Trump supporter I see talk lies and makes shit up. She's lying. She sucks dicks. It's impossible for Amber Roe's not to suck a dick. One of y'all getting Roe's alone, what you going to do? What's one of the requests you might have?

Pray.

You trying to fuck and get sucked. Exactly. Don't give me that smart look.

No. I thought we'd talk politics.

No, for real. Come on. Why can't why is that not laughable? Amber Roe saying she don't suck dick.

I just don't believe it.

It's a fucking joke because she's lying.

That's cool.

Come on, bro.

I think everybody kind of feels like she's lying, even though we have no basis.

I believe her. I stand with her.

Oh, yeah? Are you friends with Amber?

Yeah, I believe her.

Are you? You hang with Trump supporters?

Wow. Hang with is a lie. We're cool. We're cool. I've known Amber for 30 years.

That didn't affect your relationship? Her coming out and standing with Trump?

Our last couple exchanges have been about politics. It's mostly you know what I mean? But, like, we're not homies. We cool.

You know, Amber, since '97.

He from film.

Your math is.

Well, I know.

Your math is.

Delilah. Exactly. You don't hang in them kind of places. Robert, he know her.

Actually, you know what? So I guess it's not 30.

You said 30 years. I mean, you said my math is better.

Since '01. So what's that? 25 years?

Okay.

That's 25.

25.

Since high school, yeah.

Got it. Yeah, they from film. I get it.

Yeah.

Since high school.

We was cool too.

Marxy liked him selling bean pies outside of Delilah's or some shit.

He wasn't selling bean pies.

He wasn't selling that shit.

He was buying.

She was buying pies.

And nobody go to Delilah's, man. I was down at Real Spots, man.

Back in the day?

Piccadilly Rug Keg, yeah.

Ooh, Piccadilly.

Yeah.

You caught something in there.

Piccadilly and Ding Dong.

Yeah, man.

Fuck about it.

Piccadilly is crazy. Yeah, he even said it.

Yeah, I was in the hood spots, man. But.

Monica, you said hold on. You said y'all used to be cool, you and Amber, until what?

I said I've said a couple different times that that Trump thing is a separator to me. It's a reason to not be somebody's friend anymore.

I think that's a great reason.

So I've lost a couple relationships, and she is one of them. Like, we were always cool. At one point, she was trying to do a pie with me. When I was about to drop my pie, she was trying to do a pie with me, which I could see why she would want to do a pie with me. I don't know why I would have wanted to do a pie with her. It didn't make any sense. That's why we didn't do it.

I can see why.

At the time, it didn't make no sense for me to do it. It didn't because I would have to relocate and all that. But yeah, I don't appreciate that shit. She said a lot of stupid shit besides even being a Trump supporter because you could be a Trump supporter or whatever, but you being a Trump supporter and saying black people, y'all need to vote for them because they're leading you the wrong way because da da da. That's a lie. Like, I personally think all of them are paid. All of them people that run with him, and it's against their own interests or their family and their friends, I'm thinking it's just a check. We seen a lot of rappers stand with him, and then that's it. They don't mention him. They don't bring it up no more. Even niggas that get partners, they get far away from him.

I think she believes that shit too, unfortunately.

Do you?

I do. I don't think she's lying. I just think she looks at the world a little different.

So the whole time you was just around niggas acting differently, what were you pretending then or what?

People and I want to get back to this.

Dick sucking.

Fellatio conversation because I was getting heavy.

You're all ass.

No, no, no. But I seen a lot of people go through a lot of changes over this Trump shit, good and bad. So I don't assume that everybody's lying. I think some people are just wrong. You know what I mean? I give them the benefit of at least being wrong. I don't assume everybody got bad intentions. But this dick sucking thing why is dick sucking still, especially in our community, like, the worst thing you could do? This clip is not going to serve me with.

I don't know. Back in the day.

I see how that might be used against me in a different way.

Hey, you killing it, Mark.

But I'm just saying, it's like you can have kids.

And suck dick.

And still suck dick.

And they are.

And they are.

Yes. That was the source of my poll. That was where my poll was leading.

Moms be sucking.

No, now we talking.

This clip is not going to serve me well either.

No, you know you're telling the truth now.

Yeah.

I mean, you married, so it's tough to tell the truth. And I'm engaged, so I really can't tell them the truth.

Yeah.

But.

Shout to the single moms out there.

Oh, my God. Them be the ones with the nastiest mouths when they lead them kids. When they lead them kids, they lead them in there with oatmeal and sugar water. They lead them kids in there to survive. And shout to the single moms. They got an oldest that hold it down too. Oh, my God. Lead them kids with the oldest. They come over and do demon time shit I heard.

Allegedly.

Yeah.

In the past.

I have a question for all of y'all. How many often have you ran into a woman that didn't want to suck your dick or didn't suck your dick? Like, have you ever run into a woman where she was like, I don't do that shit?

Since I've been an adult.

Yeah, as a grown-up. Because that's the thing. We were a certain age. It was taboo or a certain time.

Especially our community.

I feel like even in the '80s.

Mark, don't say that again during our dick sucking conversation.

It's the truth. Growing up, the black girls I dated was like, yo, I don't suck. Like, sucking dick was the last thing you got. You would get pussy before you could get your dick sucked.

Wait, it's not.

But white girls was the opposite.

Or it was a secret. I remember I was talking to a friend of mine, and he was telling me, like, his first old head advice was, you don't get your girl to suck your dick. That's for the side bitches. Like, sucking dick was this nasty thing.

I did hear that, though.

Yeah.

I've heard that, Mark.

But that's back. That's '80, early '90. That shit been dead. People suck dick now.

Once Kim came out. Yep. Kim opened the door for everybody.

I agree.

Which Kim?

Most people.

Look, Kim. Look, I got to ask.

Hardcore. Don't shout to Lil' Kim.

If he said it, I got to ask.

But y'all didn't answer. Have y'all ran into women that didn't suck dick? Is that a common thing?

No. Only one girl who I was having a lot, like, one who I had a lot of involvement with that didn't. She had, like, a reason.

Like, you dated.

How y'all still had a lot of involvement?

What'd you say?

How y'all still had a lot of involvement?

I mean, we had sex.

You went back after she wouldn't suck that dick the first time?

I mean, she wasn't my girl.

Oh. You wiped her after she knew she sucked it?

She was not my girl.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She was somebody I had sex with a lot.

I ain't trying to be funny. Like, after three or four humps, if you ain't getting it.

With no heat licking. It's like, why are we here, bro? That's what your heat thinking. Why are we over here again?

Are we trying to fuck again?

Yeah.

Sometimes. I mean, it was y'all me. It was.

I guess it depends on the man. For some men, you don't suck no dick. No way. It's not happening. Other men, it's like you suck it, you suck it, you don't, you don't.

The other thing, sometimes it's like a child. Sometimes you want to get them to suck.

I get what you were saying.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I can't infer.

Yeah. You're going to have to.

Yeah, it's cool. You know what I mean?

How about you? Is that what happened to you, Joe?

What?

Yeah, stop acting like you're not a podcaster, yo.

I'm engaged. So this conversation.

It's a long time ago.

We was in the '90s.

If you're talking about the '90s.

2000s.

I'm sure.

2010s.

If you're talking about the '90s-ish, then.

You just went to the '20s.

I'm sure.

I'm sure it happened.

It happens.

That's when you lift your leg up because they had their head right there. That's when you just that's just when you.

Give him a signal.

That's when you just angle them. All you got to do is reposition. If you just reposition yourself, she'll find herself with a decision to make.

Y'all asked him to.

You asked.

That's crazy, though.

No, Amber's fine, bro.

No, I guess I don't know.

I oldest is 13 years old. So you mean to tell me Amber Roe's ain't sucking dick in 13 years? Except for her man.

That's not where she I mean, she said where she is now. She said she's not in a relationship. She said she'll do it in a relationship. And for her, it seemed like a hygiene thing. She said, like, if I you know, I don't want to kiss my kids with that mouth, basically.

So what if you were with their dad?

She got like two things.

Then she said it's safe.

Well, that's the thing.

Listerine something?

Some of them hoes was kissing their kids with that mouth. I mean, I'm not.

Come on, brother. Come on, Jesus.

Yo, dog. All right.

Come on, brother.

Okay.

Keep it holy. Come on, my nigga.

Okay.

I just want to take the shame out of it. Do what you want. As long as everybody's consenting, do your thing.

Man, grow the fuck up, man. Suck a dick. Save a life. That's why these niggas around shooting, doing all that shooting shit, all that testosterone they built with nuts.

Ball's heavy.

Suck it out. If that man pay bills, you suck him up. You don't got to wake him up all the time. Suck him up.

What if it's somebody you're dating, but y'all ain't like, they ain't your dude?

I'm sucking dick. I'm grown.

Let me ask you a question.

I don't play no games. I'm sucking. I'm trying to prove something anyway. You know what I mean? I know where my skill sets at. I ain't all that in every department. I got that.

Macaroni and cheese, I got that, though.

I'm on it. I know where my strong suit is.

Macaroni and cheese too.

Fuck that. Listen, mind your business. What I'm saying is I'm grown.

And you repeated it too.

All right. That's one of her skill sets.

And switching to the movie.

My boy.

He was getting that.

And his mac and cheese.

And his mac and cheese. He do it. Do it, make the noise.

I wasn't even going to talk about that mac and cheese.

Is it making that? I know it's like mac and cheese.

I know it's like.

I had Thanksgiving cup. Old niggas flirting.

Old niggas can't flirt no more.

Old niggas flirting.

It's creepy.

That was the nasty shit.

That shit ain't mac and cheese.

That shit ain't him. He got it off.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Nate.

Hey, PYT.

Brickhouse.

A brick house.

Anyway, yes, it's like mac and cheeses.

I didn't say that.

That's not what it was.

She said, I know my skill sets. I said macaroni and cheese, meaning she could cook macaroni and cheese.

Oh, we were talking about cooking.

Hey, way to get out of this.

Hey, way to get out of there.

I get it. I get it.

Oh, and you could cook mac and cheese. Yeah, no.

Cook?

Yeah, no, I don't like that one. Anyway. All right, Amber Roe.

You're lying.

Salute to you.

Oh, you're lying.

Hey, if you suck a dick, you're not sucking dick. I think you suck Trump's dick.

Hey, it's a feud that I think Trump is taking to the bathroom. I ain't going to lie to you.

The way he was just talking the other day, that shit was crazy.

Horrible.

Did y'all talk about that?

That was horrible.

We did.

Mind you, he keeps doing it to men. Like, he keep, oh, he's such a hunk of a guy. You see the ass on that guy. He just did that to a man. The same thing he just did to her, he did to a man.

You trying to clean it up?

See?

No, never mind. Never shut up.

I don't do that.

Y'all are annoying.

Oh, man.

Y'all are nasty.

Anyway, go, Amber.

What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? Dame Dash. Let me get all the micro topics out of the way. Dame Dash says that Jay-Z better not call him for the Super Bowl. And.

He said, I'm not doing it.

Yeah, he said he's not doing it. I'm going to find the clip.

Why would he think somebody calling him?

Because he Dame Dash.

Yeah.

He's making it clear.

Yeah, I'm just letting it be known. Don't call my line. I'm not coming out there. I'm not doing it.

I wouldn't want to.

Yeah. Don't even call this way.

Who would want to pop up on that stage?

Not Dame?

On the Super Bowl?

Dame Dash.

It wouldn't be answered.

Like, we all know he's going to bring out Beyoncé.

All right.

But, like, you can't bring I'm not going. Don't even call me for the Super Bowl.

Facts.

I'm not going. I don't have any desire for that. And when, like, Dr. Dre and them came out, they, like, we all know he's going to bring out Beyoncé.

All right.

Yeah.

Said Dre and them came out. They bought their whole camp. Basically, Jay don't have no camp to bring out, so he going to be limited in who he could potentially bring.

That's not true.

I disagree.

He's got some camp still.

He's got?

Yes.

Who going to tell him?

Whole camp's here, buddy. It's just not you.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's tough.

There will be a camp there, and he probably wasn't calling you.

Can.

And that's all I got.

I don't even think he know how to I don't even think.

Know how to get in contact with him even. Like, what's your number?

I don't even have that number no more, bro.

I took it like he was saying, don't call me to attend the Super Bowl or to watch it. That's how I know.

Nah, he said, don't call me to pop out.

Even in that even in that, what I'm saying is right.

He wasn't calling on me.

He's not.

He said to watch, y'all. It's like everybody knows except for him. He the only one don't know.

Well, that's the part I was going to ask y'all. Like, is there a chance that he's just trolling at this point? Like, he just knows anything he say is going to get viral as soon as he say anything?

I think it's a chance at that. Yeah. Hopefully, the positive, the most, the best, the best, the best, the best version.

Case scenario.

Yeah.

Because he's so smart in some ways. I just, I hate this shit is hard for me to watch. I watch every one of them, but it's hard.

See, I don't. The algorithm just keep feeding me this shit. Like, I tried my best not to watch none of the Dame shit. And I tried my best not to watch that video of Chrishan taking their baby to the haunted house.

Oh, my God.

I tried to not watch any video with her name.

Why the fuck would they do that? Goblins and goons hitting the corners, scaring that damn baby. And the baby's already viral as fuck just because of how he looked. They got him little stickers and shit, and y'all spooking that nigga out.