Transcript of Giggling about couples counseling, clams, and condoms New

What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix your WiFi.

Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

I feel like we're doing a debate.

Yeah.

My argument is, you guys, what is up my granite stone gigglers? I was in the bathroom, I got fired right before this.

Sitting at I don't know why I feel like Jane Fonda. Girls, women look at each other when they're speaking. They face each other.

What do you think about those intimacy rules for couples where they're like, before you go to sleep, you should stare at each other for 30 minutes and don't say I think.

One time I dated- Yeah, it's called marriage. One time I dated a guy, and he made me go to... What's it called? Therapy? Yeah. School? I don't know. I was I'm trying to think of couples counseling. Stop my lip. I can't. Anyway, in one of her exercises one time, and I think it was the moment that I was like, This guy is not for me. She was like, Turn all the lights off, and for 30 minutes, lay in bed and stare at each other. And I was just like, No.

Can I have a hot take? Yeah. If you're under 27, you should not be going to couples therapy. Get What a new man.

I actually have an even hotter take, not to outdo you. But I think going to couples counseling or therapy, even before you're married, is a little bit of a red flag. I mean, and people are like, No, no, no. It's be good right before you get married to be able to talk to each other. But I am almost like, oh.

Everyone has their different idea of love. Some people love to them is fighting for it and being like, this clearly isn't a fit, but I love this person. I'm going to try to make it work out.

I need a little bit of jealousy and a little bit of...

Yeah, no, it's good to have a little bit...

I need a little bit of fighting.

Yeah, you don't want it to feel perfect. That's so boring. You love to slam a door.

I have to slam at least once every fiscal quarter. I have to get really pissed once every three months where I'm like, I'll leave.

You have to threaten. Yeah. No, you have to. You have to. You have to just keep them scared. I have to make a quick update Date. I apologize. I said that Lewis Hamilton was tall. I don't know what I talk about when I speak about men. I just assumed- I don't know what came over you. And one thing about me, you can never assume a man is anything. And it turns out He's 5'9 on Google, which means he's 5'7. So he's not tall.

But neither is Kim. But we're praying for good things for him.

Kim is like 5'2.

Yes, she's tiny.

Five, two and a half on a good day.

Speaking of men, we didn't get to talk I got it last week because we had recorded a little bit early, but the Olympian who cheated on his girlfriend and told the world. So I screenshotted?

To actually get the data correct.

Well, I screenshotted because the quotes are so insane. He's a Norwegian Olympian. He won Bronze. He said, I told her a week ago, and it's been the worst week of my life. I had a gold medal in life, and there's probably a lot of people out there who look at me differently now, but I only have eyes for her. Sports has taken a bit of a back seat these past couple of days. Yeah, I wish I could share this with her. I'm not ready to give up. I hope that committing social suicide like this might show her how much I love her, which that's just insane. I accept the consequences of what I've done. I regret it with all my heart. Maybe I'm dumb as a rock. I'm a member of Mensa, but I still do stupid stuff.

This is a Wendy. It's giving Erica Jane, he was shot. His tongue was shot. And then he rolled his ankle. What did she say?

Tom was in a car accident. Tom was in a car accident.

Okay, so the mess up part about this is like, this girl did not want to be a part of this narrative.

Here's my thing. I'd be like, as soon as you told the whole world...

Because she was actually trying to work it out with him, I think, and figure out where they stand. And he just vomited to the world. But you know what? This is a classic, you feel guilty, don't make it everyone's problem.

If I were her, I would stay gone. I mean, that is so embarrassing. It's embarrassing. It's also very clear that he has zero regulation to his own emotions. Who gets in front of live TV and just says, actually, can I get something off my chest really quick?

I guess in his head, he thought it was a rom-com moment, a guy with a radio outside of someone's house, like in the '80s.

But look at What is power of women. Bronze. Bronze?

Well, that's what I was going to say. No one's coming back when you got a Bronze, babe. Third place? That's not even second. Third place? That's barely... You had a grab. You barely made it.

You They were like, fine. Skin of your teeth.

These Winter Olympians, can I just say? No. I can't watch the violence anymore. People are getting guillotined. I'm watching, I'm obsessed with it, and I will turn on any sport.

Did you watch the Lindsay Vawn when she really crashed?

No, I'll puke. I'm an empath.

You know what's funny? I was with a group of people, and I was like, We could watch it right now on TV, and everyone was like, I have to look away. And I was like, What? We have to watch it.

Because they were too nervous for her, and then she lost a leg. I love these winter sports because they do these insane jumps. When I tell you they're building things where I wouldn't even stand on these things. Might as well slide all the way down and then jump up. And these girls are so badass. In another life, I wish I was a cool ski girl jumping around. But when they fall, they have to bring the camera away because they don't know if the person's dead or not. No, they're jumping like crazy and they land on their fucking head and they have to get the camera away because someone's just lying there not moving. And there's always five minutes of, are they alive or not? The freaking girl on the half pipe thing landed on the side of the half and almost guillotined her body in half. And I'm just trying to watch a nice sport.

I'm just trying to get through the day.

And I feel like the summer Olympics is not like this at all. They're just jogging. And these ones- At least they get to jump in a pool every once in a while.

They're doing something called the Butterfly. It's very beautiful.

Yeah, they're getting a tan while they do it. And these people, too, it's such niche sports. They can't do it for a living. So these guys and women have full-time jobs. They're like, She's a teacher by day, and at night, she does the double looge. Have you seen the... We need to do Hannah Page Try the Double Looge. You put someone on a looge, and then someone just sits on them. Who was like, You know what? Make this better?

On top of it. If I can feel the weight of another human.

That's actually your nightmare.

That's my nightmare. The looge.

And the physical touch.

Being in that close of quarters, and your bodies have to be on the same timing.

And the outfits don't.

No, they don't. Well, they don't give.

Not one sparkled.

No, I meant like they're so time.

Oh, yeah.

There's no room for error. Yeah. There's no comfyness.

You can't blow without... There's no forgiveness. Anyway, how was your Fashion Week?

Hi. How are you?

How are you?

My Fashion Week was good. I actually didn't do much this year because... Well, I didn't want to. I was like, You know what? I I have to go. But my Trezame stuff was so fun, and I went to the Christian Seriano show. But other than that, I really was like, I don't...

You posted a cool outfit with a zebra skirt today. Yeah, I just thought it was popping around town to different stuff. Oh, okay. That was just an outfit.

That was just like, Manna Tuesday.

See, I love that outfit. Thank you so much. I also love an outfit that you have coming out shortly, everyone's Day. What? You have an outfit that you're going to wear soon. That's really good.

Oh, yeah, I do. Stay tuned. Okay, so I sent Hannah an outfit, a picture something in a couple of weeks, and Hannah texted me back and she was like, Look, I don't know if you want to hear this, but I love it. She was like, I don't know what that means, but take it as you will. I think it's gorgeous.

The fact that I would wear the shit out of it, I don't know if that's going to turn you off from it. I'm very excited. I think it makes you look gorgeous. I saw Michael. Of course. Michael Kors.

Yes, how was that?

He's amazing. I didn't get to see him, but that was also my fault. I didn't go to the after-party because I have social anxiety. But they put me next to Teffy and Brittany Brosky.

So you had a good seat.

Incredible seat. But for some reason, where I was sitting when everyone was walking in, I was the first person people were seeing. So I became the host. I became the greeter. And they were really famous people.

You were ushering people to their seats.

Mary J. Blige comes walking and sees me and I go, Hi, Mary. And then I'm like, Am I I'm supposed to get her water. I'm I became the... I also think I have a welcoming face. I was in a good mood.

You do. No, you have an approachable welcoming face and aura.

So I was like, Guys, I can't talk right now. I'm welcoming people into the show. So that was fun. But it was a very cool group of people. It looked it. Just really badass women.

And how did you feel about your outfit and your hair and makeup?

Well, People went nuts over the trench coat. I have to have to say, I think back in my day, I was like, I hate when people just say I look good. Love it. Love when you guys- Wouldn't I say that back in the day?

I don't know, but what a crazy difference between you and I. I was like, look- You want to be seen for more of your art?

Basically, the gigglers are so funny on my page, and they still find a way to make it funny, but they are complimenting me. And they love the trench.

I can't respond to them because I'm like, God forbid, anyone ever screenshots this, but they're so funny.

And then they entertain each other and they'll be like, Wait, guys, these comments are really good. And then it keeps flowing. I got crazy momentum of the funny comments on the trench coat one. And the different ways they find to compliment me. What do I do to deserve this? I always feel like I'm not worthy, but the gigglers loved it.

The imposter syndrome.

I love a trench because I feel... First of all, you cinch it.

That's why we're sitting at this table today, to really emphasize eyes.

Well, there's something on a trench. It really makes you... You feel investigative.

No, you feel professional.

You also feel like you have secrets.

Yeah, you feel like I have... Clearly, I have a schedule. Yes, you're on the move. So you say it like schedule. Schedule. It's like, I'm in a trench and I'm on the move.

In case it rains, I am prepared. I just felt really prepared. I also think my fashion would be better if I wore things that made me uncomfortable. Okay. And I happened I find that trenches are so fucking comfortable.

Trench also gives lost baby or dog coming up to you. If you're lost, you're going up to the person in a trench.

And then pulling out anything you need.

Carmen San Diego. Yeah, you have a pen and a notepad, and you're ready. Yeah.

I actually also, when I was outside, there's always fashion photographers, and they came out of nowhere because sometimes they don't come, and then sometimes they do a little... This was crazy. And I think because I'm late all the time, they all were And then they all started attacking me. I accidentally FaceTime Lois. So I'm holding my FaceTime, all these cameras. I hear Lois, What's happening? She was like, Hannah, are you okay? Lois.

But you FaceTime Lois's iPad or something? Or Lois' mom. Facetime's her mom. Oh, okay.

And her mom was like, You're not today, Hannah. She's like, It's your aunt. And did I tell you that I was hanging out with Lois I wasn't wearing a lot of makeup. And then I did put on makeup and an outfit, and I walked in and Lois... You know she's observant? Yeah. Oh, you're all excited.

Yeah, I'm excited.

She looks at me.

And she's like...

And she says, I don't know where she learned this word. She goes, I'm concerned.

That's my child. That's my baby.

When I visited, she goes, Hannah, remember when you put on makeup and that outfit and I was concerned? Jeannie fell off the table.

What What was she concerned about? She doesn't know what concerned means, but she knows it fits.

She knew what it meant, as in she didn't like it. I think it was jarring that I suddenly had a different outfit on and she didn't like it.

It's like when your dad shapes his beard and you're a baby and you can't figure it out.

Exactly. So now when I put an outfit together, I send it to Lois, and Lois liked the trench.

Oh, good. Wait, I'm obsessed with that. That's so sweet.

That's so sweet. And I was getting my makeup done, and she was... I I love a daughter, and she was on FaceTime, and she was obsessed with watching them put makeup on me. She's the girliest girl.

Seeing things through kids' eyes for the first time, I get the whole motherhood thing. I'm like, No, I got it.

But then when she gets upset about something, I'm like, I got to go. Yeah, you're like, Got to go. See you.

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You know, Cardi B is my everything.

I need to go to it.

Do you know that when I first got on reality TV and people were This is not a good idea, I used Cardi B as an example of what I wanted to be? Well, Cardi B was on Love and Hip hop, and now she's the number one selling rap artist.

Wait, that's so true.

I was like, You do the math. And they were like, I don't know how you have to do with Cardi B. I was like, We're both from New York.

The song she's playing at the concert was what I pre-gamed to... My whole 20s of socializing, I feel like, revolved around Cardi B.

She's so good. And she is... You can't look away from her as a performer.

I googled her the other day. We're the exact same age.

Really?

And then that made me feel really inadequate. I was like, She has three babies, multiple Grammys. She went to the Super Bowl, broke up with her boyfriend at the Super Bowl. She's busy.

What was that? She's busy. Oh, yeah. I don't know, but I'm on her side, whatever happened.

No, I'm on her side. And all I can think about was, and I I don't know why this quote is sticking out in my head, but Stefan Diggs, when they first started dating, said, Let me heal you. And I knew in that moment that he was going to do some really crazy shit.

Also, how do you find time to cheat during football season? I guess that's what they do, but it's exhausting.

Yeah. I don't know when men have jobs. Also, so public. So public. It's like, wow, you really don't give a fuck.

No. And you knew Cardi B was going to find out.

So anyway, I want to give her money and go to her concert.

I would love to. Let's see Cardi.

I'm going to look up some... Not right now. Do it after the pot. I'm going to take a note. Actually, I'm going to look it up right now. No, I was going to my notes.

Which refresher are you drinking?

I have the Strawberry Dragon Fruit Refresher with sparkling water.

Love. I have the mango pineapple refresher with less concentrate and green tea.

I drink a lot today.

I also watched something. I feel like I'm ahead of the game. Wait. I watched the entire Tyra Banks documentary. No, I was I was going to say if that's what it is because I started it earlier.

Holy shit. Okay, break it down.

I have so many thoughts. First of all, I didn't realize how much I watched it because every clip, I recognized a girl. You're like, Oh, yeah, I know that. These girls were iconic, all of them.

When Chandy cheated on her boyfriend.

Also, I wanted to note, when was this? 2010? When did it start? No, way earlier. No, earlier. Okay, yeah, 2000s. No girls had filler or Botox. Weeks.

Right. Especially in their 20s.

It was a crazy time where people had small lips. People had a certain shape chin. And it actually made me yearn for that time of... If they did America's Next Time Model now, all the girls would look similar.

That's very true.

And yeah, it's like, Oh, she's a brunette, or she's black hair, she's short, she's long hair. But a lot of girls have just the same beauty ideal now, where back then, she would find Find these girls that you're unique-looking, and then next thing you know, you're like, They're a supermodel. So the craziest thing from it was basically... And there's so many crazy things.

First of all- Wait, how many parts?

There's three episodes. The craziest thing is that Tyra is narrating, but it's a hit piece on Tyra, and Tyra doesn't know. Jay Manuel basically says he tried to quit after 10 seasons, and she basically responded saying, I'm disappointed. And they were best friends. And then he ends up... The network begs him to come back. He's like, Fine. She doesn't talk to him, not on camera, the entire time. So then they go, Tara, what happened with Jay? And she's like, I'm not talking about it.

She won't talk about it in the documentary? In the documentary. So something happened?

He basically was like, I was psychologically abused after that. But no, the T is crazy. But then- From the woman who brought us hot ice cream. Also, people don't talk enough about Miss Jay. Do you remember Miss Jay? Yeah, of course.

The runway extraordinaire.

That chemistry of the three of them was just magical. And then they threw in Nigel Barker, who was the hottest Australian guy. And they were really magic. But Tyra pitched this show from just an idea of, I want to show that the modeling industry can be open to more diversity. And it's not just this one look.

She really was the pioneer of that, though, I will say.

So a lot of the stuff that she had dealt with in the industry, people think she wasn't fully healed from it all, and then she was trying to solve it and fix it.

I definitely didn't realize back then that the show was her idea. I always thought she was just the host, and then she became a producer that it was full- She pitched everyone, and they all said no. She made so much money off of that job because it's in every country.

Every country, yeah. Then I started realizing it got to the point after it got so popular, they just had make things crazier and crazier. And it stopped being about creating great models. It was just for crazy moments. And also, they're clearly not picking the best photos from these photosheets. They'd pick a photo and be like, your neck looks bad, your hand looks bad. I'm like, then don't I picked that photo. As someone has done a photoshoot, there'll be one good photo from the whole thing. And it's like, yeah, obviously, I blink. Sorry, I blink. So that was crazy. And they just always had the cameras going. And it's classic reality TV where they would pick stories for each girl. And they'd be like, You're the fat one. And this girl's like, I'm really... And this girl's really skinny. And they're like, You're fat. And they'd show up and they'd be like, Did you eat a lot at dinner last night? And the girl would be like, What? But she realized, Oh, that's the story, the narrative they're putting on me. And then you had this one girl eat a bagel, and they kept reshowing her eating this bagel, trying to make it like she just couldn't stop eating bagels.

And she was like, It was one bagel. I ate one bagel once. And I was like, I get it, girl. I get it, girl. But no, it was fucked up. There were many horrible things that happened on the show. Look, there is a little bit of a reality TV reckoning that is happening where we're looking back being like, Oh, we abused the hell out of these people. And the truth is, a lot of these girls were coming from small jobs. This one girl worked at Walgreens. She's like, My life's going to change. But some of their lives got worse after from the trauma from the show. And then basically the fashion industry did not respect whoever won America's Next Top Model. So some of the winners were like, they got nothing. None of them were the winner. They got nothing. I think it's unique that me and you are talking about as two reality TV-ers. There's certain people that if they don't like how you got there, they'll never respect you.

I feel like I could count on my hand the number people that have crossed over from reality TV to mainstream television. Really, actually, I'm actually drawing a blank.

Kim Kardashian?

Would you say she's mainstream? Like, actress, though?

She's working on it.

She's working on it.

And that's 20 years later. And what's funny, you know Eva?

Yes. Oh, yes. I would say she's the biggest one.

But she became reality. She went on to do reality. She went on Housewives. But maybe she did act before that.

She did.

Yeah.

No, she did. She still does.

There were a handful of girls, but they did 25 cycles, babe. 25.

Oh, my God.

Then, do you remember the Insane Makeovers? Yeah. Which, again, we loved a makeover during that time. And it started just being like, we're bleaching her hair, we're cutting her hair short, and girls sobbing. Then they started doing dental work. What? One girl was in the dentist office for 24 hours. They They fucked up her teeth. Her jaw is never going to be the same. She has a problem with her bite.

It's never been healed. Wait, they gave her veneers?

Yeah, they shaved her teeth down. Yeah. And then another one had a gap, and Tyra basically was like, I'm voting you off unless you fix your gap. And the girl's like, I love my gap. And it's so funny. Tyra is like, You'll never be in a campaign with a gap, even though now, get the London look. That's all about the Revlon.

Get the London look. Get the London look.

But then the next season- That was diabolical. The next season, she's telling a girl to get a Gap because it'll be more iconic. So it was just like, No, a lot of fuckery. It was a lot of fuckery, but the truth is, it was insane.

Well, reality TV is just such an interesting beast in itself. I think it's so funny how they're... Not funny, but it's fascinating to watch the disconnect from reality TV to the viewer. There is such a crazy disconnect. When you're watching a scripted show, you're like, And they're acting. I'm not going to go on their Instagram and be like, You fucking suck because you play Steven on Tell Me Lies. You can It's just like, okay, I'm going to have to detach that that's an actor. But with reality TV, people can't do that because you're like, No, you did that. And it's like, Okay, but I didn't edit it like that. And there's just... I don't know why Why there's such a disconnect, especially because we live in a world where it's like there's social media and it's like we find out the truth about everything, no matter what, people will break things down. But reality TV is just like...

They haven't figured it out.

They haven't figured it out.

Because the viewers, we don't want to know the truth. Even if when people are like, This is what happened, it's like, no, no, no, because then I'm an idiot.

It's a version of what happened, but it's not fully what happened.

There's a scene when Tara Taira. Taira is yelling like, I was rooting for you. And that went viral. But then they basically said it was so much worse. And obviously the scene got cut down. Whenever you guys see a horrible scene that last two minutes, that could have been an hour long of chaos. So that's my biggest thing with reality TV is there are things that are said that really affect people's reactions, but you never see it. One thing also that was just horrible was this girl who worked for Walgreens, the one who cheated.

Yeah, Shandy.

Trigger warning. She was essayed. And then in the morning, they were filming her like, You have to call him. Then she had to film her calling the guy, asking if he had a STD. This is the most traumatizing things ever. And there's a power dynamic here. You're not going to tell a producer. No.

It's like, Okay, we'll replace you in a second.

Then they get off the show. And she even was like, I want to go home. And then they're like, fine, you can call your boyfriend. There's a power dynamic where these girls are not actors with agents in a TV show where they can say, I don't feel comfortable with that. You are just being forced around.

Not to mention, they were probably, what, 22, 23. Maybe they were... One was 25 or 26. They were babies.

Well, one of them was getting inappropriately touched by a male model. And she was like, What would Tyra do? Tyra would respectfully speak up. And she spoke up, and they were like, You need to learn how to deal with that. It was chaos. But we were younger watching that stuff. And don't you remember the scene when she cheated, how traumatizing that was? So then she tried to fix her relationship, and she said she'd be walking down the street and people would yell at her, Cheater, whore, slut, and they had to break up. So anyway, what's the T?

So anywho... Wait, I can't wait to go home and watch that.

It's really good, but it is- Wait, do you think Tyra is pissed? I think Tyra is in Australia.

Yeah.

Tyra is in Australia.

She's married, right? She got married recently, I feel, in the past couple of years, moved to Australia, started hot. Ice cream.

Yeah. But it is interesting how I do think she became this character.

This mean... This mean host.

This knower of all, very powerful Caesar character.

When she talks, she talks mystical. Do you know what I mean?

She likes to keep it slow and talk like this. I believed in you. I trusted you. And then she smises.

That makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, but it is- But none of this would have even happened had COVID not happened. Because people didn't really go back and rewatch and be like, That was fucked up until we were locked in the house and had nothing to watch. That's what Tyra said. Really?

She was like, During COVID, everyone started seeing it from a new perspective.

Because that's when I first started seeing like, This was not cool.

But the second it air, people were addicted. You know it was good if I watched it because it had to be super popular for me to find something.

It was on the CW, I think. Yeah.

And all the girls are just in this house.

I loved it because I loved anything super girly like that.

You also probably wanted to go on it. So badly.

I wanted to go on it so bad. I think they even did a model search in at my local mall. But I was like... My mom was like, No, you're not going to that?

Malls are for shopping. I realized something.

Wait, before you say that, can I just go to one of your note things that says condoms at the Olympics? Because I'm just like, would love to know the thought process.

I have the gossip about it. About the I feel like Giggly Squad is me just going around the world, trying to figure out stuff, and then being like, Guys, this is what I figured out.

And then you're just telling me.

So everyone's like, Oh, they went through 10,000 condoms in the Olympics. Apparently, there's boxes around, and the Olympians, I think one of the ice skaters was saying, The Olympians take it to give it as gifts to people. It's like a souvenir.

Does it say 2026 Olympics?

I think it does. So it's like a funny souvenir. So they're not going through it. They're all just taking it home.

I mean, I do think-I didn't know that was the story.

Well, they say the Olympians, it gets crazy in the Olympic village. They're all just hooking up with all this to saustron.

Now, there's a reality TV show.

A hundred %. However, I also know a lot of these athletes are weird about sex and competition where they're like-Won't do it before? Yeah, they don't want to feel weaker or something, which is such a man thing.

It takes your adrenaline away?

Yeah. Or your energy that you might need.

I'd be like, Trust me, I'm not going to come anyway. You're going to be fine. I'll be fine. That's only the men that are like, I can't do this before. It's like, okay, I have some mental brainpower.

I told you there was this track guy at Wisconsin that he was like, I can't. I can't have an orgasm. And I was like, You're like a loaded gun right now.

You're like, with a woman? Or...

He told me he doesn't jerk off, and he was like, crazy. We'd kiss and he'd be like... And I was like, You need to go to the bathroom and deal with that yourself. Wait, that's so uncomfortable. He was literally a loaded gun walking around, and I was like, Just jerk off. That's your only problem. Or people get superstitious about it, the athletes.

I think I can't.

I realized that Landman and Yellowstone-Same guy. Not the same show.

Not the same show, but the same person wrote both.

What's the difference?

One is on a ranch, like a... You know. Like a ranch. I don't know. And then another one's about an oil rig. In Texas.

An oil ranch. Yeah. So one's an Oil Ranch and one's a not Oil Ranch.

Yellowstone is better than Landman, I would say.

But Landman is only two seasons. Landman is getting some good chatter about it.

No, it's definitely a good show. I mean, the guy that wrote it, he's basically a version of my Lord and savior Shonda Rimes. He just must crunch Adderall and write these shows.

Speaking of reality TV, Cazu Randolph, the winner of Colton's Season, who we love, her sister's Michelle Randolph, starring in that. There is something about someone getting famous on reality TV, and then their sister and their sibling Using that fame, but going mainstream because they weren't on reality TV.

Yeah. No pivoting careers, I feel like, we don't talk about that.

I love pivoting careers. I'll do it tomorrow.

No, I love to see people that have pivoted. You have to. You have to keep evolving.

That's why I don't play pickleball because I'm afraid once I start, I'm going to get hooked because I actually have a lot of friends who are on the pickleball tour right now.

Since I stay on Colton's neck and I haven't even watched Trader's this season, I did see a thing where they filmed the reunion, and It was actually Lisa Rin. I did an Instagram story, and she was basically like, I brought up what you all wanted me to bring up. Now, again, if you see it, I have no idea how it will be edited. But the rumor is that he walked out of the reunion and then came back, and no one could-I had a nickel. And no one could bring up that he's a stalker. I don't know. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Men get away with anything at a reunion, truly.

I love that Rin is getting ahead of it.

Well, because she's a reality TV queen.

She knows what to do. She knows.

She knows what the people want to see. She knows what the kids want to see.

Yeah. The problem with traitors recently is that they voted off Candice. It's left with the quieter personalities, even though Mora is not quiet and no one's showing Mora.

You know what else is interesting that I feel like happened during COVID? People went on real tirades for reality TV of get rid of the villain. And it's like, okay, but if we get rid of your so-called villain, there will not be a show.

What they don't realize is when you cut the head off a villain, another villain needs to come, there always has to be a villain. And people, they love being like, this person's the problem. But then how come there's problems every season?

Yeah, there's going to be... And that person's gone.

Do the math, carry the one. Right. Divide by two. Another random thought. Yeah.

And then I have something.

Oh, you go first.

So the other night, Des, your husband, if you didn't know who I was talking about. Des wanted to come to my building to use one of my amenities to use my cold Plunge. And I said, Des, I actually made dinner. Would you like to have dinner after you use the Cold Plunge? He got off a flight, I think. He got off a flight. He never ended up using the Cold Plunge, and he came and he had dinner at my apartment.

Well, I find out that behind my back, Paige is cooking homemade meals for my husband because He's not getting taken care of right now.

I made a bowl of Nails.

Well, he text me thinking, I don't know what's going on. He's like, Hey, Paige asked me to go to dinner. I'm like, You don't think I know these things? You're the last to know.

Well, I've been trying. My goal that I set in January, but I didn't start till February, which it's okay to start your 2026 goals in any month.

Normalize.

It doesn't have to be in January. If you don't start in January, it's not like you can't do it. And I wanted to make something cook something once a week. And Sunday just seems to be the easiest- Well, Sunday sauce. To do because you have all day to mess it up and try something else. So I made Bolognese for the first time.

Did he complement it?

He did. But here's the thing. It was a little bit watery. And my mom was like, Well, why don't you call me and ask me what... And I was like, Because I was trying to do it on my own. And she's like, No, babe.

Don't try to be a hero.

And I realized it's really hard to cook.

I love when your mom is cooking a meal you love and you're like, One day I'm going to do it, and you're watching it. It seems so easy. It seems so simple. And then when you're alone, you're just scared.

She makes everything look so easy.

She makes everything look so easy. Oh, Kim. Everyone loved The Page in how to Try New Things with Kim, and it was one of my favorite episodes.

Do you know that my dad rewatches it probably at least every other night? He says, Can you bring up the YouTube?

I love him so much. Also, Kim did not let us touch the food. And at that point, I was like, Oh, this is her art. And she's like, Don't disrespect my art in my own home. And I was like, Go off, Kim.

We didn't really break that down. She really was like, Don't touch anything. You'll mess it up.

Maybe she'll give us another try, but I don't think we've proved anything to her since. No. We've probably proved less.

If anything, she was like, I was worried about you two.

This weekend, actually, Tor can be lonely, as you know. And me and They're just running around. Now, when Ali gossipes to me, she has to decide if she wants you to know about it or not. Are you kidding me? Which is so annoying because I told her, one, you don't remember anything.

Hannah, one, I don't remember anything. Two, you don't care.

Three, who are you going to tell? No, we got in a fight in the car. She looks at me, she goes, Oh, my God. Wait, you're going to tell Paige, aren't you? And I was like, Yes, but it doesn't matter. And then I tried to lie to her and say I wasn't going to tell you. And then she goes, Now I feel like you're lying to me. And I go, Well, I am. And I want to have trust in this friendship. I am going to tell Paige, but Paige is not relevant.

The only time I get nervous about that is, of course, people say, You can't tell anyone. And I'm like, I'm not going to tell anyone. And then you're by proxy who I'm going to tell. The only time I get worried, the only time, is that you're going to accidentally think something's funny, and you'll slip it in and say something, and then you'll be like, I wasn't supposed to say that.

That's Hannah in her 20s. I've grown. I was so proud of myself because Ali told me a secret about something. And then one of our other friends called her, and Ali looked at me because she started bringing up the topic, and I actually kept the secret. And she afterwards was so proud of me. And I was like, No, I've never kept a secret before. And it actually felt so good. So I'm gaining trust with Ali.

No, it really does feel good.

I was like, Yeah, I'm not going around telling your business, but I am I'm telling it to Paige. I am telling it to Des and my mom. But I don't count. You don't. I don't. You actually, you're so funny. You'll be about to tell me something, and then you'll be like, Yeah, who are you going to tell? And then you'll be like, You don't fucking know anyone. And you'll just say- No, but who are you going to tell?

Tell them. Whoever you're going to tell, it doesn't matter.

You have to know in your gossip, like webs, what hits a dead end. You're a dead end for me. Once it tell you, it dies there.

Here's one thing that people don't talk enough about, too, how women are so smart. If I want someone to know something, now that's strategic gossip, where you're like, I know if I tell this person, she's not going to keep her damn mouth shut, and I know it's going to get back to this person, and I want that person to know.

And it's usually just I want them to know.

I don't fuck with them.

That's the strategy of war that you're discussing. You literally are playing chess.

Hey, let me plant this seed with that person that I fucking hate them.

That is smart, actually. I'm so scared of you sometimes. Anyway, we're on the road.

Anyway, I have camaraderie with Ali.

I had such a fun show in DC and Philly. Last night, I go to Long Island, and I'm tired. Third city, three days in a row. Long Island is so fucking funny. First of all, the stage was like a circle, so it was like gladiator, but for clowns. Walking, walking, and two guys are sitting next to each other, and you know that pisses me off more than anything.

Do you know the first standup I ever saw was as soon as they Dave Matthews ran? Was this the guy?

Dave Chapelle?

No. He was the guy that got a bunch of plastic surgery, and now he doesn't look at this. Oh, Dane Cooke. Dane Cooke. And he was on a circle stage, and I always think of it anytime I see a circle stage. That HBO special.

Everyone's growing up, the double Fuck You. I think I have to shoot a special in a circular stage.

My CDs are in his car. My CDs are in his You actually said that to me so many...

I'm sorry. That special was iconic. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. I almost dressed up as Dane Cooke for Halloween.

Don't. We've got enough going on with you.

Anyway, also, I don't know what he's up to anymore.

The last I heard, his brother stole all his money or something crazy.

I was in the middle. I see these two guys sitting next to each other, and I'm like, If you guys aren't gay, we're going to have a problem. And the guy, this Long Island kid, is so funny. He's like, I had a date, but then she saw me on one of those Facebook pages.

Are they dating the same person? Yeah.

And everyone goes, Oh, then another girl- Are those real? Yeah. Another girl starts speaking up. It becomes full Judge Judy. And the Long Island girls are like, We'll take care of this for you, Hannah. And this girl goes, I know him, and I know he was talking to my... Whatever. And he's like, I'm- It's always happening in the Northeast. I just met someone. I just met someone. I'm talking to multiple people, and it got all... It was Jerry Springer, but it was very, very funny. But then because it's around, I decided to have a victim, right? He's my victim. I'm going to tear this guy apart the whole time because he's loving it. Matt, typical Matt. But at one point, I'm talking in the round, and then I literally am trying to find Matt. I got lost because everything- You got motion sickness. I got motion sickness. Couldn't find Matt. I was like, Did he leave? They're like, No, he's over there. Couldn't find my footing.

And then, well, you have no directional awareness. Exactly. You don't drive.

I didn't know where I was from the beginning. How was I going to find my way home? It's a circle. It's a circle. But then everyone could see each other. And guess who was there? Full family, mom, dad, nana, papa. So everyone's staring- Yours? Yeah. Everyone's staring at my parents while making insane jokes about sexting in front of my dad. And my nana is there. And at one point, I just have to shout it And everyone starts chanting Nana.

Oh, that's so sweet.

She's like, I can't hear anything. What are they saying? After threads, they said, Justice for Nana. And she just wants to let you guys know she loves the fans. She loves all of you. She wishes she can make you all a chicken parmajon.

Whatever happened with the threads thing? The gigglers took care of it. No, they're literally like henchmen.

Well, I mean, people are bullying grandma. We all have to put our foot down at some point.

No, it's crazy.

No, it's insane. But I don't think she knows that happened on threads. We try to protect her from the fame.

Honestly, I'm 33. I'm 33, and I don't even know how to work threads. If something was happening about me on threads, I'd have no idea.

Thank God.

And I need that piece.

But the problem with threads because the algorithm, it recommends the worst things for me when I'm scrolling Instagram. So it'll be me looking at Chrome lamps and cats, and then suddenly it's like, the person I hate most in this world.

Said the dumbest joke.

Said the stupidest thing about you. And then I have to be like, don't recommend. So yeah, the phones are killing us slowly. Now, this brings me to the most important point of the night. Osters. Do you like oysters? In your heart of hearts. You would never last meal an oyster. Never.

If I really broke it down, what I like is vinegar. I like the accoutrement in which- It's the vehicle for- The sauce.

The sauce. Yeah. Now, I would argue, I like clams better. Well, yeah. They're sweet. They're cute. They're small. They're small. They're adorable.

They go in pastas.

You can't put an oyster in a pasta? No, you can't. This is the thing. Oysters have incredible PR.

Well, the whole aphrodisiaque sets them the light years apart. Yeah.

Aphrodisiaque, but then not a clam doesn't? Aren't they like cousins?

Well, both bottom feeders. Both bottom feeders of some kind.

But like, oysters are out here regal, gorgeous.

Happy as a clam?

That's a good PR. But I feel like they got pigeonholed in that.

They got tight.

Their team was like, you're not elevated. You're commercialized.

You're commercialized.

Meanwhile, oyster, they're doing Fashion Week. They're in Paris.

Oysters is over there with caviar, and clams is like...

Oysters are coming in a seafood tower.

They're at weddings.

Yes. They're at galas. Where clams, occasionally a Manteau, but you don't see clam bar.

Well, clams could be at a picnic table. You're not And oysters on oysters on a picnic table.

And yeah, oysters are a little bigger, but I'm telling you guys, clams are where it's at. And flavor-wise, and then have you ever boiled a clam? You can boil them and you put them in butter. Yeah, they're so good. So good. Cribs Casino?

Hello. Although, have you ever heard of Oysters' Rockefeller? Again, great PR.

Is that just Rocabelle? Elevated.

Rich.

Oysters come from money. They just smell it.

They're neppo babies. They're neppo. The Rockefellers have nothing to do with oysters, and the oysters are like...

Oysters have fucking pearls. No one's opened a clam, and you're just like, Is that sand?

Not again. It's like it smells. If it smells like a clam, go to your doctor. It smells like a clam. Yeah, we get it.

And oysters are jewelry for royals. I actually have one more Michael Kors thing. So after the Michael Kore show, I walk out, and this was the most New York thing ever. I'm standing there looking gorgeous in my trench coat. And some guy on a bike who... I'm not going to say he lived on the bike, but let's just say, don't know what he was doing on the bike. He wasn't working or anything. He just stops right in front of me. But you know what? It's been a long night, and I've been socializing already. I'm like, What's one other person? And he goes, Where were you? And I'm in front of Lincoln Center. And I go, I just look at this guy. I'm like, There's no way he's going to know who this is. And I just go, I was at the Michael Kors show, and he goes, I love Michael Kors. By the way, he's like a, I'd say, a 50-year-old man. I love Michael Kors. I think he was a little drunk. And I was like, Oh, yeah. Amazing. And he's like, What a great performer. That's when I realized, oh, he thinks... Who knows?

And he's like, I've been to a Michael Kors show back in the '80s, and I was like, cool. So we get into...

He think it was.

I was like, maybe Michael Bouvlet, but I don't think Bouvlet. Michael something. Michael Bolton. Maybe Michael Bolton. Yeah, maybe Michael Bolt. But he was like, he starts telling me these stories about how great Michael Kors is in concert. And I'm sitting there in my trench and I'm like, We got to wrap this up. And then he's like, How long was the show? And I was like, actually, only 12 minutes. And he was like, wow, he used to do two hours. This conversation went on so much longer than it should have. But in that moment, I was like, I can't wait to tell the gigglers about this beautiful New York City moment. And then my car came and then I said, Sir, have a great night. And he said, you too. I'm so happy you had a great time at the show. I said, I'll see you at the next Michael Kaur show. He said, thank you.

And that's the epitome of New York City.

And that's the thing. You don't have to understand each other to get along. No.

Wait, last thing and we'll end here. Have you watched any of the the JFK Jr. And Caroline Busset show?

Well, I'm a little annoyed because I very recently watched the JFK Junior documentary, so I feel like it's so fresh. I don't want to compare the two, but Ali's been watching it, and she's obsessed with it. It's good. Because you love a period piece.

Well, it's not period. It's in the '90s. But you don't know what they were really like because there really is no press of them.

And she did not want to be photographed. Yeah.

And so you take it with a grain of salt that that's how she was. But I do think the acting is really good, and he's very good-looking.

And this is Ryan Murphy, right? When does Ryan Murphy sleep? No. Who knows? Because you know he has Kim on the phone every three seconds with another idea, and then he's doing all these serial killer things.

The clothes are really good in it. The esthetic of the show is phenomenal. You very much feel like you're in New York City in the '90s. It actually made me upset because I was like, wait, it would have been so cool to live in New York in the '90s and be in your '20s. It looked so fun.

And RFK Junior, they didn't really have security. They would just try to live a normal life, even though he was the most famous bachelor in the world.

Yeah, well, there was no social media, so it was like real paparazzi. And he dated a very famous- He named Madonna or something? He dated this girl. Her name was Darryl Hannah. Do you remember? Yes. Yeah. You know who she is? The Mermade.

Yes.

That was her, I think, biggest role.

She's been in other things, too.

Yeah. And I think she then went on to marry someone else famous.

He loves the blonde.

Well, that's one takeaway.

He loves the blonde. He loves the blonde. But yeah, that is a beautiful man. But what a crazy story.

Yeah. And then they have someone who plays Jacky O. It just seems like they had a tough... I don't I don't know how they did it.

Oh, yeah. I'm definitely going to watch that.

No, it's good. There's three episodes out.

And how's your book going? Just to wrap this up. Have we made any progress?

We're at a small stand still. No, I'm reading Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo.

Are you reading it on planes? Well, because you want to know what? Are you reading it on planes or are you iPadding?

No, I'm iPadding on planes. I haven't gone full road, except I'm flying out to LA next week, so I might bring my book. The gigglers truly are so funny. I'll get messages, and I'll get messages. Then we'll talk about it on the pod. Then I'll get messages of girls being like, Okay, I don't want to insult you and your reading level, because to each their own, but I think you're correct, and that book is a bit too hard for you. And then I have like... They're so cute. Then I had a legitimate literature teacher. She was like, Wuthering Heights, stick to the seven husbands and get a grant.

I was people messaged me telling you not to try to read Wuthering Heights. I was like, Don't worry, she'll know real soon in that first that she's not going to make it.

She was like, I'm a literal professor, and it's a very hard book. Not the beach read you're looking for. Anyway, I'm just trying to... Well, maybe one day. I'm cooking, I'm reading. Who is she?

I don't know, but my husband wants me to cook a home-cook meal now because of you, so we'll discuss that later.

My husband.

We share a husband. That's Giggly Scott. Thank you guys for listening. We love you so much. Special thanks to Duncan for supporting us this episode. To you later this week. Episode 2 coming out soon. Bye.