Transcript of Giggling about swag gaps, ponytails, and anger management

What's up, gigglers?

Gary, fix your WiFi.

Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

What's up, my Groundhog, gigglers?

Just a week too late.

A week too late. I don't really keep track of the Groundhogs. I digress. Happy Super Bowl weekend.

Happy Super Bowl weekend. Someone was social. Are you okay? I guess my will. But I was social. Against your will? No, I'm lying.

You had a spread. Yeah. You had a Martha Stewart spread. You love a tablescape.

I love a tablescape. I had a little Super Bowl party to celebrate my commercial and to celebrate Bad Bunny. And I invited Hannah's husband.

Without me because mama was working.

And I was like, Do you want to come to my home? He was the first person to arrive. He was so early that he actually He literally left because I missed the call from my doorman of someone's coming up because it was 30 minutes prior, and I was running around doing stuff. And then he was like, I left. I was like, Are you coming back? What's the deal?

He played hard to get.

Then so he comes back. Then I don't think he knew this, but I was sending Hannah photos. It was as if I was babysitting. I was like, Okay, he ate not a lot, but he definitely ate.

Well, I wanted to make sure he was getting along with the other kids.

I sent her a picture. I was like, Okay, he's sitting here now. He's talking to this person. He's getting up. He's going outside. I literally felt like I can't laugh.

Wait, what's going on? With the Botox situation.

Okay, so she fixed me, but now I feel like my chin is not attached to my bottom. No, when I laugh, I feel like my mouth It goes inside my mouth.

But this is the thing, you look gorgeous.

I've been talking to my other friends who have been getting Botox for years, and they're like, Oh, frozen chin? Oh, is that- Not a big deal. Is that a thing?

I guess. Well, thank you for raising awareness on it because I never heard about it.

Wait. We're really jumping around. It's because I'm about to get my period, so I'm waiting for it to drop.

Wait, I just got mine. Did you? On stage, I got it, which was honestly feminist. It was. It was. I felt it.

You know it's not feminist? What? One One of my friends texted me and was like, I just had a dream that you were pregnant. No. I was like, Keep it to yourself.

It's disgusting. Because every girl thinks/knows they're a witch. So just the chance- She's a gay man. Oh, that was uncalled for.

I was like, Why would you try and ruin my day right now? Wait, what I wanted to bring awareness to was the Adam Sandler story.

False. It didn't seem like an Adam Sandler thing to do.

Oh, see, I thought it was such an Adam Sandler thing to do. I feel like he's very treat people equally.

Yes, but I feel like he doesn't show off his money. He just wants to wear cargo.

And it wasn't like I just saw a TikTok about it. This was a written article that I would look at. I looked. This was New York Times. I feel bad, but in my head, it happened. I'd like to believe that that's- But it was quality content for the time, and we apologize to all the people. It was a good message. I wonder what it's like having rumors that are like, She's He's a good person. Could you imagine? He's like, Hey, I just want to clear up this rumor about me being a really good person. I would love for that to happen. I'm like, I have to clear up rumors where it's like, I didn't murder her in her own home.

I do have to say one thing because the internet is crazy this morning. Jake Paul tweeting from Puerto Rico.

I thought... Okay, now that I was like, this is a fake story. That's AI. They're really getting him as AI.

Jake Paul talking shit about Puerto Rico from his Puerto Rico mansion was crazy behavior. Crazy. But I have to say, Bad Bunny, not to get all industry about it, but the color grading and the videography.

The cinematography.

The cinematography was spectacular.

I wonder what it was in person because the way it was filmed was so perfect for TV, where I feel like last year, it was I don't know if it was better on TV, but it was so open last year.

Well, yes, sometimes they make the set where if you're there in the arena, you can see certain patterns that the camera can't see and stuff. I don't know. There's so many different ways you could do it, but that was like- He told a story.

Yes. He did a mini concert where there was a beginning, middle, end, end rather than just a one big performance. I don't know how to explain it.

I do have to say as New Yorkers, seeing the culture he was talking about, the bodegas.

Having that woman from Brooklyn.

Oh, my God. I was going to cry. But then the men playing games in the streets, you just realize how much is a part of at least New York City, what we love. Yeah. So wait, what was the hit of your snacks?

My Buffalo chicken I made one dip.

Did you make it?

I made two dips, Hannah. Oh my God. I know.

So you didn't order in anything?

Oh, well, God, yeah. Oh, yes.

But you had enough to be like, It's a mix.

Honestly, I had so much food at the end. Ozempic I can't. You want me to host things? Stop taking Ozempic.

No one ate. Wait, they have to sell Ozempic portions now.

Yeah, I'm like, Guys, this is a full charcuterie board.

Mind you, I'm a full adult. I'm the older sister, and I was in Indiana visiting my family with my younger brother and his whole family. I was like, Let's make something for the Super Bowl. And my brother laughed at me. I was like, What? I'm here and I'd love to help the party. Do you know my brother's a full chef?

Oh, he was laughing at you to like, you're not helpful. You're good. Why don't you be the personality higher?

He was like, give me your credit card. My brother's a fucking chef. He's smoking stuff. He's making pasta.

He's adding prosciutto. Why I pictured him smoking a cigarette in the kitchen?

I'm yelling, yes, chef. It's getting crazy. Anyway, it was a beautiful celebration. I did not watch the game, really.

I didn't either. I watched my... Let's talk about the commercials for a second.

Yes. The thing is, I was with Lois. We were chatting. So I wasn't able to... I mean, did I get your commercial on camera? And everyone, freaked out, yes. But the other commercials, I feel like Can you fill me in a little?

So some of the commercials, obviously, mine was 10 out of 10. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Just the message was clear.

Kind of great timing. It was right before the halftime show.

I said, okay, God.

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You didn't to fate me like that. I had a couple of situations, chips, text, and go, Oh, wow. And I said, Yeah, that's what it was intended for.

Wait, did your exes text you?

Just a couple of them. I wouldn't even classify them as exes. It's people I used to know. Wait, what was I just going to say?

About the commercials.

Oh, okay. Did you see the Alexa commercial with Chris Hemsworth and his wife? No. First of all, great casting. He's a very funny actor. I feel people don't talk good enough about He's got great comedic timing and inflection.

Well, Australians are inherently funny. Yeah.

I'd like to see him in more comedy movies. I don't understand why he doesn't do more comedy. He's very funny. Yeah. He's funny even in Thor.

You know what it is? It's because he's so beautiful. People don't want beautiful people to be funny. They're like, Stay in a lane.

That's true. Yeah.

That's why it's so hard for me to do comedy. Right.

But he's a man, so I'm like, You can get away with it. Do it all. Do whatever you want. Okay, so they did the commercial for It's the Alexa, but it's the Supreme Alexa or the advanced Alexa, whatever. And it can see you. And so I'm watching this commercial and I'm like, Well, I don't want it to be able to see me. To go where? Because it has Chris It becomes worth walking into the frame and holding a snake from the backyard or something. And the Alexa says, wow, that's a big snake. Now that I'm saying it, that's a little bit sexual. I didn't catch that in the beginning. And so then it's showing you how it can see you, and it's a normal Alexa can make your appointments, all of this stuff. But I don't want you to see in my home. I think that's so creepy. Then the next commercial was for a ring camera. I I don't get... Here's the thing. Critical thinking skills are just really lacking on the internet most recently, and it's actually really paining me. Some things I'm just like, Guys, you can't be serious. I'll get into that.

But anyway, so the Ring A ring camera commercial is, Oh, my God, there's a missing dog. My ring camera on my front door took a picture of my dog leaving. Then it sends the picture of the dog to everyone in the neighborhood's ring camera. And then if the dog goes by their ring camera, it'll pick it up. That's literally stalking.

You go, How are teenagers supposed to leave their house to meet up with their boyfriend?

How are you supposed to sneak out? I don't get why everyone's acting like it's so... Like, Oh, my God. Yeah, it's going to help find dogs. Not one dog is going to be used for that.

Well, this is the thing. Data is so scary right now. It's so scary. And there's no information that corporations are not going to have. And we They're just using us for it, I feel like.

Do you own an Alexa or a Google anything?

No. Babe, I don't do Bluetooth. Who am I talking to? I'm literally carving stuff into rocks.

Do you feel like we've aged on this podcast, the way we think about things. Did you see the story that Gen Z is the dumbest generation? I'm like, We've only been telling you guys.

I was just happy that when Gen Z started getting hate, millennials stopped. Everyone hated millennials. We were lazy. All we did is talk about ice coffee. And now people are like, You know what? Ice coffee is pretty good.

The millennials, we've been through a lot.

I don't know. I feel bad for the millennials. We tried our best. Do you know what's crazy, too, about the NFL? That a lot of these players, the concussion rates are so bad and they're not addressing it.

Did you see the... Not to be a full sports podcast, but- No, we are a sports podcast. Did you see this stuff about the 49ers and how they think that they're always getting hurt and things happen in that stadium because they're right next to some power plant? No. No, there's stories that when the boys Getting bored. Imagine I rooted for the boys. When they go home, they turn off their WiFi or they have different things because they feel like it is affecting their body.

Oh, my God. This is like, what's the Julia Roberts movie where she plays the lawyer, Erin Brockovich. We need Erin Brockovich on the case.

We feel like there's something there.

But look, there was a lot of concussion protocol, but then because the NFL is a business, they were like, we can't, every time a guy gets a concussion, give him two weeks off because no one will be playing. We wouldn't have players.

That's why I don't understand why those helmets aren't mandatory.

Well, apparently the helmets weren't even helping that much. But I don't know the details. We'll have to double check. However, if you were one of these guys and all you know is football, and they're like, We're going to give you $30 million to play for the next five years, but you will have anger management depression for the rest of your life, which some would argue you have already.

I've dated a lot of guys, not in the NFL. Let me tell you, their anger has next level. Next freaking level.

Wait, that is actually so embarrassing if you're a man going around with anger management and you weren't a professional football player. Did you see the Cardi B drum?

What's happening?

I don't know if the news is real or not.

No, that's the thing.

I don't know.

Okay, well, actually, she was my prediction for... I thought Bad Bunny was going to bring her out to sing. I don't know why I felt that in my gut because I was like, Oh, she's going to be there. I love her so much. But I love that it was Lady Gaga. I wonder if he's going to open a club or get into nightlife.

He seems busy. Yeah, he's busy. Do you realize he was at the Grammys figuring out what the Super Bowl was going to be? He's mid-tour right now also. These people's schedules. Side note, is Is Olivia Dean okay? Has anyone given her water? Where's Shay? What's going on? All I know is all my friends who are influencers and going to different events, every single event Olivia Dean is performing Man I need, and in a different dress, looking gorgeous. Is she a robot? She's in that point in her career where people are like, We need to make money off her. I just wanted to say- She's tired. I hope she's okay. But she's young.

She's young. She can handle it. So we don't go to the hospital anymore for extra Austria. Remember that was a real big thing?

Well, because millennials didn't know that we could Gen Z it and be like, Actually, I cancel the tour. So instead, we just- This is going to ruin the tour. Instead, we just go until you just have to go to the hospital.

As someone who went on one tour, and I'm not kidding, it changed my whole life. I thought of things so differently. I started medicine. I started really getting in touch my inner self. I made so many business decisions in that tour that just starting to come to fruition, which is we don't talk about ever, how transformative that tour was for our careers.

It was, but you don't know it when you're in it.

You don't know it when you're in it. But so many things happen in those three months that we haven't even been able to say yet. But that's just how long things take.

What are you planting seeds?

Well, that's another thing because you can't say certain things. Well, one, legally, I probably would get in trouble. But you can't say certain things because people's energy really is so real.

You're so LA right now. I love when you get like this.

No, it is. You can't tell certain people things because for just as much as you manifest for yourself, they manifest your downfall, and you need to remember that. I know people like to say, Look, no one's going home and laying in bed at night thinking about me. I know for a fact people are going home and laying in bed at night thinking about me and how to sabotage me.

You know what I was thinking about with people who wish bad upon you or who do things that are bad towards you? That is karmically so bad for them. Instead of me being like, Why are they being mean to me? I just go like, Damn, the karma is going to come around.

You want to know why I believe that? I really do. Because there have been times where I've done things, and I'm like, That felt bad. I probably shouldn't have done that. Then something will happen to me, and I'll be like, I actually deserve that.

It's almost like a self-hate. If you try to hurt someone else, then you think, Oh, it's going to come back around to me. And it does because you're putting that energy into the world, the negativity. So anyway, we're scared. Okay, so I can't stop thinking about a commercial I saw during the big game about the Pepsi Paradox. Did you see that? Yeah, I did. It's crazy. It's about a phenomenon that when labels disappear, people prefer the taste of Pepsi zero sugar over Coke zero sugar. And it makes you think about, do people just like things because they're trendy or popular?

Well, you've accused me of it. But yes, because I think my number one example that I always think about is everyone loves matcha, and I rather... I can't.

But it's cute in the Instagram story. It's green. It makes you look better than people because it's healthy.

It's like, Sorry, let me grab my brush really quick. For what?

That reminds me of how I want to deinfluence people from doing the It Girl, Bob. Just because you see someone edited on Instagram looking hot. And Bob, doesn't mean you need to ruin your life. I don't have the jawline, and I never will.

And they did a blind taste test across the country, and Pepsi Zero Sugar won literally everywhere. In every city? Yeah, in every city.

I love de-influencing, and I love a game.

Okay, so we're going to do the Pepsi Zero Sugar Challenge. Let's go.

So you open it up like this. Okay, guys, so we can't see which one is which. I haven't been this excited in years. Oh, no, with my nails, I don't know if I could open this.

I can do it.

That's what friends are for. Let's try.

We're going to try this on the right.

On the right, okay. Okay.

Which one do you like better?

The one on the left.

The one on the right is a little bit too much.

The one on the left has a sweetness to it.

Yeah, but it's not overwhelming. I'm dying to know. Yeah. Pepsi. Wow. Pepsi Zero Sugar.

Me too.

Oh, my gosh. I'm actually low-key very shocked.

It has the perfect level of crispiness. It truly does. The results are in. Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better.

Okay, so go out and try Pepsi Zero Sugar Today. And do the Pepsi challenge yourself and let your taste decide.

This segment was brought to you by Pepsi. So I know about doing stuff together. I didn't even talk about this. We did this project, And they were like, okay, one of you has to have their hair down. One of you has to have their hair up. You went first, and they were like, okay, you have your hair down. I come in all happy, innocent, so excited for a fun day at the job.

I forgot what... Okay, keep going.

What was your perspective on it? I would have loved to know because I was fighting for my fucking life.

Okay, look, let me just preface. We did this job, and Hannah looked stunning coming out of the trailer. Like, truly, they had her I'm like, such a cute little outfit. I'd never see her hair in a ponytail, and I'm like, Oh, my God. I did a double take because I'm just not used to seeing your hair like that.

But I'm also like, I'm a confident person. You know that? I think I have reverse biitismorphia. I think everyone's obsessed with me. But the second I put my hair in a ponytail, I feel like an Amish boy.

I don't like it. It's the only time you're ever insecure about how you look.

So insecure. I think everyone's look at me.

Can you look?

When I should have been I'm like, The ponytail is the least of your problem. The thing about a ponytail, it's so exposing. I feel like people can see every fucking part of my face. And then also, there's something to be said about the shape of your head, where you put the ponytail. I like it high. And look, I want to be easy to work with. I want people to say, Hannah was a joy, an absolute pleasure. A pleasure. And that's all I can really bring.

It's really all we can bring. Because if you think we're We're showing up and we know what we're supposed to do, you're wrong.

No one's saying she knew she did well. It's more the vibes were right. So I walk in, we're doing a ponytail. I said, okay. And then she puts it lower than I like.

Midhead.

Midhead, which I- So front on, it's scalped. And then- And also, I don't have a wide top of my head, so it's hard to get. Long story short, I was scared. It's like my dentist office. I was like, This is bad. And then they're like, And we are going to put this on camera. So I walk out of the trailer.

And Hannah goes to me. I'm just like, I really... No, we're on set at this point. We've walked to the set. Hannah's like, I'm just like, I'm insecure. It's just like my hair's in a ponytail. And it's just like my head is shaped weird.

And I was like, I think my head is shaped. But like, put my finger on it because I was like, something's fucking off.

And I look at her and I go, not your head. It's actually your ears. And I literally, right when I said it, I was like, I thought that was going to help. And that actually is probably By the way, there's 17 people on set. I was like, that's actually probably doing real.

But actually, in that moment, I said, Thank you. Because people are gaslighting me being like, No, you look so good with your ponytail. No, when I wear a ponytail- Honey, that's also a quick fix.

You could pin those back in one procedure.

This is my thing when I was little because I thought about it because I've been called elf ears before and made me who I am today.

Did you put your hair behind your ears a lot when growing up?

No, that would literally be bullied. They called me Legolas.

Because usually, I feel like I've seen some girls where they put their hair behind their ears so much that they made their ears jut out. I did a lot of research in middle school. I was like, something's different. But you know what?

This is actually so cute. I said this to myself when I as a teenager. I remember saying, and this is not decentering, man, I'm so sorry, I didn't know what it was yet, but I said, The man who falls in love with me is going to fall in love with me because of my unique ears, and I'm going to keep my ears the way they are.

That's a really good message.

And Des told me I should pin them back. I'm just kidding. No, yeah. And my ears, whenever I wear a hat in a ponytail, I always put the hat over my ears. I have a lot of rules when it comes to the ears. But I mean, I'm perfect in every way. It's just like people don't talk about when other people do your glam. The closest way I could describe it to make this a more relatable conversation is, and everyone will understand this, when you get your makeup and hair done for a wedding, and you don't want to be difficult, but you look in the mirror and you don't know who that is.

I thought I was going to find my husband here. Not tonight. Certainly not at this wedding.

Suddenly, they're putting moose in it. Yeah. You've got waves. You didn't even know you could have. But I feel like most people can relate to having a hairstyle they feel more comfortable in. I do have to say you're doing this off-center.

Can you get me started on my hair?

Are we feeling bad about it again?

The color, it It only looks good curly now because the color is so insane on the top.

Are you doing a center part or a side part? What's happening here?

I don't know.

Then you have fake glasses on, but you don't want to put them on.

Well, I could put them on, but I just felt like it was aggressive for the pod.

It was aggressive for the pod.

What am I, a guy recording the podcast? What am I going to bring on an OnlyFans model and act like... Do you forget those TikToks?

Oh, I always press mute because I'll throw my phone across Sometimes I get on an algorithm and I'm like, Where have I been that this has never come across my desk?

And why are there eight women around a table talking to one guy who's berating all of that?

Talking to one guy who's never spoken to a woman before and is telling them what he read online about women.

Wait, speaking of an algorithm that I was never on that I recently got onto was the raw milk.

Oh, no. I don't know why. Wasn't there drama?

I was late to the whole ballerina farm. Yeah, me too. I was late to all the Trad Wife stuff. I think my TikTok was like, it might not land with her. Let's actually give it a second. It might not land with her. I missed the bulk of it, but I just got on and realized that people have been drinking raw milk. And in my head, I'm like, I don't know what raw milk even means. In my head, I was-Right out of the cow. Yeah. I was like, Oh, you live on a farm. I thought, Oh, you drink it warm.

I actually dated a guy who lived on a dairy farm, and there All these. There's a lot of rules with milk because you have to make sure you don't die. There's a lot of rules. For a reason.

So apparently in some part of the country with the Tradwives, it's really so like, what is that show? That was on Hulu.

Seeking Amish?

No. What was that show that was really scary that could come true? Oh, Handmaid's Tale? Yeah. It's going to be Handmaid's Tale a little bit.

What's that show that's autobiography?

What's that show that's happening right now that we're living through? So basically, these girls are drinking raw milk, telling people to drink raw milk. And this doctor made this TikTok, and she was like, Hey, it's not safe because you don't realize how much bacteria is coming from the cow. And if you don't pasteurize it and do these certain things, you could get really sick and you could die, basically. It's illegal in Canada to even sell raw milk. They're like, Yeah, you freaks.

It's 2026. I would honestly trust Canada because they have free health care, so they're not monetizing people getting sick. Whatever Canada is doing, let's keep an eye on.

Well, they're also just nice. They're nice.

I trust them.

I trust them. I trust them. And so this one girl was saying... So then I'm on it, and now I'm getting all these videos. And this other girl was saying, She lived on a farm. Unless you live on a farm and you work with farm animals, you would have that certain bacteria in raw milk because there's E coli in the dust. And so farmers are a little bit more immune. It's like, okay, maybe if they drink raw milk once in a while. But the average person who lives in a city should not be drinking raw milk. I'm like, wait, how is this such a big thing? I had no idea about it.

Food trends just make me laugh so much because when we grew up and it was like, no fat, low fat, no fat. And everything's like 100% fat.

I was just talking about this with one of my girlfriends. Do you remember the special K diet?

Oh, my God. Yeah, I do. Which geniuses. They were like, She only eat my cereal.

My best friend from high school, one time was so fucking crazy about the Special K diet. She's like, If I don't have Special K.

No one knew what was in special K. I did something. Speaking of milk, I got a protein shake this morning because I felt like I was the pillar of the community.

Another thing I don't trust, but keep going.

But no, they're putting protein in your mainies. So if you see me at the airport after a weekend of tour, it's not a pretty sight. When I'm getting home after all the shows, this This is the most embarrassing I've done in public in a while. I get my protein shake.

From where? From- A Hudson News.

Like a bottled. Yes, a bottled one. Also, I got a magazine. I got Architectural Digest. I was so ready to just end the weekend and get home. I open, there's a clasp outside the protein shake, and I open it, and I'm not really thinking, and I'm assuming that there's a little metal... Spicket? There's a thing covering it that you have to open. So I start shaking it. There's no metal thing.

It just going all over.

I just opened my protein shake, if you're watching, and I just threw it all over me, all over my luggage.

You're like, Bad Bunny was amazing. Pop bottles.

Literally pop bottles on my. Digest on me. And then you're like, You don't have napkins near you. And then like, Do I have to carry all this protein-soaked stuff? So I just waited for it to dry. And then I got home and Des was like, How are you? I'm like, I think I need to take a shower.

You just smell like milk?

Like vanilla.

I would never even think to get a protein shake in a- I get crazy.

I told you, I'm not crazy in the bedroom, but I'm crazy at a 7-Eleven.

Yeah, you'll You're like, What's up with this frappucino you guys sell?

I get pizza at 7-Eleven.

Okay, look, I get to keep. At least once every two months, I have to order at midnight from 7-Eleven, and I have to get four Tiquitos. Yes. And then I have to get a chip situation.

A slurpy that'll make me glow in the dark.

Yeah. And then I have to get some type of crazy drink.

I also think if I'm going to get a stomach ache anyway, go for it. Also, this is a very random I thought. Do you remember when we were watching TV growing up? There used to be more twins. There were the Sprouse twins. There was Tia and Tamara. There were the Olsen twins. Twins were hot. Twins were rampant. Twins were everywhere. Where are all the twins? Where did the twins go?

Wait, why are there no twins on the television? Lindsay Lohan, fake twin.

Fake twin.

Wait.

Or are they twins, and they're not telling us, and that's how Olivia Dean is actually doing all her performances?

Bring back famous twins.

Bring back famous twins.

Speaking of AI, there's a documentary on Netflix that I watched the other morning. It's called... I don't know what it's called, but it might be the girl's name. It's called Lucy Let me. Did you watch it?

Oh, my God. It's really disturbing.

It's really disturbing. Yeah.

Be mentally prepared.

You want to know one of the most disturbing parts of it in my perspective was the AI actors.

Oh, yeah. Well, it said, like, rendering.

It was like, Oh, these people don't want to show what they really look like or sound like. Totally fine. Put in an actress. The AI, I was like, No, this looks like I'm watching a Sims show.

It was distracting.

It was extremely distracting and uncomfortable.

I'd rather a scary guy being like,.

Or I'd rather it be a girl reading an account from someone else. Okay, this is what they said. Or if it was someone that looked like that person or was an actress and legitimately pretended to be that person. This is what happened to my baby. Doing it in AI, I really didn't like it.

The whole thing is very disturbing. It's basically about accusing a killer nurse.

Yeah. Do you think she did it?

Did you get British when you said that?

Yeah, they hunted, actually.

Honestly, This is the thing with documentaries. They show you what you want to see. So immediately they can make you think she was guilty, and then immediately they can make me think that she's not. The jarring evidence was that she was there for every single murder or death. And then when they took her off, it stopped. But then people were saying that there was always... I don't know. I don't have enough information. They really screwed me up. And at the end, I looked online For a second, I got more confused.

One of the things that made me a little weary is when someone crazy does something crazy, you're like, Well, yeah, they're crazy. That's a crazy person. You couldn't tell me anything about anyone that I deem crazy that would shock me. I'm like, Yeah, he's always been like that. He's a psycho. But with her, the thing that I found so fascinating was her friend, her nurse friend that went all through school with her, was like, No, no, this is not her. There's no signs. There was nothing in her childhood that was like, She hurt animals, or she was weird and did this. It wasn't like she did anything and escalated.

Well, you know what's crazy? Early on, I did say, This woman didn't do it. Do You know why? Why? Because the police come over. They said, Lucy, you're arrested. And she says, Can I say bye to my cat? And I said, She's not a serial killer. And she picks up the cat. And then I got emotional. She picks up the She kisses the cat. Serial killers are known to hurt animals. Are you crying?

No, but then it makes me... Because then I'm like, Okay, but then think of the parents whose babies died. There were so many coincidences.

I know. And then They saw a journal, which apparently she was in therapy, and the therapist was telling her to just write all her intrusive thoughts. They tried to use that against her as evidence, where she was like... She said stuff like, I did it. I did it.

She basically wrote it all out. She wrote it all out. But then she was saying- She was like, I feel responsible.

I felt like everyone was blaming me, and I felt like I was evil, and I was a bad person, that people thought it was me thing.

Two things I felt like they should have looked into more. Sometimes you get into work environments, and it can get diabolical. People will literally do things that you would never believe that a human is capable of. The fact that she had so many problems with the other nurses being mean to her, something to sit right there.

When do nurses have the time to be mean while they're saving lives?

Yeah. So I thought that was interesting. Not that I think that people would try and conspire against her to be a murderer. No, but work trauma gets crazy. But people do crazy things.

Crazy.

Anyway, so that was on the light end.

Oh, I watched a documentary about a chess player.

You know, I think I saw it and I scrolled.

See, I was jacked up by that. A Man in Hungary. Everyone, sit down for this beautiful story, A Man in Hungary. And it was like, communists hungry, and they were so poor. And he was like, I have to get out of this life. And he read all these books on geniuses, and he realized I can create a genius. So he has three daughters basically as an experiment and decides if I train them for six hours a day in something specific, they will become a genius at it.

I mean, yeah.

He decides- Serena Williams. He decides chess because it's the cheapest thing. And what I loved about it is that at the time, there were no chess players who were women, and it was like a real boys club.

It's like the real Queens Gambit.

It seems similar, but I don't think it was the same. But it was the concept of... It really remind me of stand-up comedy where everyone's... All the men... It was like the '70s, and the men were like, Yeah, women aren't as smart. They said, Women get too reactive. They They don't know how to play aggressive enough. They freak out when they get attacked, all these stereotypes. And it made me realize... Also, it's a boys club. What woman sees that and goes, Yeah, I'd love to join in and play with them. And that's how a lot of women feel with stand up. Like, Yeah, I'd love to go to that bar and take the mic with all these men just fucking hating on me. They all get really good. They end up winning gold for women, and then one of them excels and beats all the boys. It was and she became top 10 in the world of all chess.

Wait, speaking of winning gold, are you watching the Olympics?

I watched a little bit of the ice skating, but it gives me a lot of anxiety.

Okay, well, there's a documentary on Netflix that I watched. It was three episodes about the figure-skating couples. Oh, yeah. And now they are competing, which actually, I think I missed it. I think the one couple might have won.

I don't know what anything is.

But besides the point, did you see the Lindsay Lindsay Vaugh and stuff.

I didn't see the fall because I actually wouldn't be able to handle it emotionally because I'm such an empath.

I was like, I need to see it immediately.

Lindsay Vawn is a hero. Lindsay Vawn is incredible. Well, this is the thing. The way she was airlifted was the same way I was airlifted when I hurt my pinkie. So let's just all remember that. You can die skiing. All these winter sports, you can die. That's why I don't like watching it. Every time someone goes down, I'm like, They're going to crack their head open.

I think I was also unfamiliar with how fast.

A hundred miles per hour.

I was like, Wait, does that say 93?

It's also like she's basically the most famous person in the Winter Olympics.

Well, that's the other thing. People were like, Well, this is her last Olympics. And maybe she feels like she's falling off a little bit. And I'm like, Gun to my head. If someone said, Name another person that skis in the Olympics, I would die because I have no fucking idea other than her.

And also Lindsay, this is her life being a champion, and she wanted to just go down the mountain.

However she could.

However she could. And I have to tell you guys.

No, I give her a lot of credit for even having the courage to do that because, I mean, surely- I would have just rolled down on my butt. Surely she broke the other leg, right? Yeah.

But I'm proud of her for... That's what she wanted to do. She wanted to go out trying, and we can all learn from that. Yeah. There are two types of people in this world, people who like roller coasters and people who don't.

I don't.

I don't.

No, I'll do a water ride.

I'll do that spin cup thing.

See, I would never do the spin cup.

You can convince me.

I'd rather do a roller coaster than anything that spins. Do you remember that you said-I'll eat a corn dog. Do you remember that you used to have that ride where you would spin and it would spin so fast that you would stick to the fucking wall?

Yes, wait, that was crazy.

I can remember being five, being like, This is not regulated. I was literally a Karen at five years old being like, I don't think this looks right. The kids were flying in the air. They had to shut it down. I think a kid fucking literally did die.

Wait, so if we were to do a show like Traitors, you know how they do? Would you rather like a crazy rowing and running up mountain or where they put roaches on your hand and stuff.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Like they pour roaches on you.

I want to say that I could do the roaches, but when we went to that, Where did we go? That alligator place? I was like, yeah, I don't like even being near them. Here's the only thing I couldn't do, and this is the only thing where I'd have to go in being like, not my forte. Don't pick me for this challenge. I can't eat anything. Gross. I'm throwing up. My gag, I could throw up just thinking about it.

But you know what I forget? Is there is the element of there's a camera on you. I used to watch shows being like, How is this person crying? Or how are they getting so... When there's a camera on you and a producer in your ear, you do shit you would never do. I could see myself there and there's a cockroach and they're like, Hannah, if you eat this cockroach, you're going to inspire women, and then everyone's going to think you're incredibly I'm going to be like, Let's do it. Next to you, your projectile puking on TV.

Do you remember that one time on Summer House? They made us do trapeze, and I was like, really-It didn't even make it cut. I was like, I can't do this. I'm going to cry. And if I break my neck, my mom's going to kill me. And then it never earned. It never air. It never air.

Well, my hands, my palms get too sweaty, as you guys know. So I was getting it, but I couldn't catch it because my palms were too sweaty. But that was really scary. That was crazy. Well, we're just experimental rats.

We We were just kids. We were kids. We didn't know. I was wearing a one-piece. Who was I to say now?

We were literal children. No.

Back to the segment of my weekly Tuning Forks. I have gotten inundated with DMs from the gigglers being- Well, you begged for it. No, I begged for it.

You were like, Give me a sentence, please.

And the girls were like, I have a tuning fork. I didn't say anything. I do sound baths all the time. And then I have this masseuse. I don't even want to call her a masseuse because she's so much more than that. She's an artist. No, she's an artist. She does... I don't know if there's a specific name for it, but she does massages in the way of... Do you have trauma? Because I can feel it. And let me get it. In that sense, she's transformative. I really can't say enough things about the things.

She's your body shaman.

No, she's literally my body shaman. And I've only been in contact with her for the past six months.

Where was most of your trauma?

My lower back and my shoulders. Anyhow, I converted her to being a giggler, and she texted me, and she was like, Two things I want to say to you. One, I can help you with your Botox, and I can do different massages on your face. And two, I'm obsessed with tuning forks. They're actually so good. If you stay consistent.

Did she say anything about my trauma that she noticed?

You're going to have to do a session. She was, And we're going to work for free. We're going to have to block off a six hour a day. No, you really should go to her.

I am due for a psychic.

She's not a psychic. But you are due for a psychic.

I am due. I actually had one set and she rescheduled on me. I wonder if she was like, I don't like the energy.

She's like, I'm not going to tell her that, so maybe we just skip.

You like every six months, right?

If I'm having a rough go of it. I've never been going weekly. But no, I usually do once a year. I do a big one the top of the year. Every year around my birthday is when I start-Being reflective and stuff and getting in your head too much. Some say overthinking, and I'd actually like to say maybe I'm just thinking the normal amount and everyone else isn't thinking enough. I feel like sometimes TikTok and social media is like, you have ADHD and you have depression and totally you could. But sometimes when it comes to overthinking, I'm like, maybe you should just think more. The rest of us are out here thinking, and you think you're overthinking, but you're not.

But this is my thing. Happiness involves being in the moment, which involves not thinking. And ask your tuning force what they think about that.

I'll get back to you on that one. I'll actually get back to you.

I did get a really funny DM.

Plenty of things I've been in the moment for, and I wanted to off myself.

I did get a funny DM about, Have you heard about hot people phobia? When someone's too good-looking, you can't look at them. You're terrified. Yeah. And I've felt that before. I've felt that before. People with blue eyes. I don't like that. I mean, I love it, but I'll get terrified. A man whose jaw is too strong, I get uncomfortable.

I'm trying to think if there's a situation where I've been...

I'm not trying to be like, how people have it so hard, but It is hard to look at them.

I think my thing is there's been hot men where I'm like, you know you're good looking, and that makes me feel awkward around you.

Yeah, because honestly, that's for girls to be good looking.

It's more like that vibe where I'm like, I can't look at you because you want people to look at you. Where if it's a girl and she's really hot, I'm more like, oh, my God, you're really pretty.

I got pissed off because someone posted a tweet like, Don't you love a silly man with a big I'm like, Why can't we say, Don't you love a silly girl with a big nose?

' Yeah. Well, no, because women... No. No.

Not allowed.

No. Not allowed. No, no, no, no. Honestly, one of my biggest realizations of that in my 30s was I feel like I've made my whole personality that I didn't get Botox, and I'm waiting to get Botox.

My whole personality is I'm waiting.

And then all of a sudden I got it, and people were like, She actually is like, wow. She's I've done so much plastic surgery.

I did. There is a post that I keep getting for some reason showing a before and after of you with Botox when the after is not with you with Botox. It's before you with Botox.

The picture is before me with Botox. Yes.

And they're like, Look at what Botox does.

They're 10 years apart. The pictures are literally a solid 8-9 years apart.

But could you imagine a bunch of guys sitting around being like, I just wanted to meet a silly girl with a unique nose. That would really- Well, no, because it's-That's what I need.

Where women, if you're an unattractive guy, we actually probably like you more.

Except when you give an unattractive guy a new sense of confidence, and then that could cause violence.

Honestly, the majority of my early 20s.

I do think, though, for the girls out there who like good-looking men, don't be afraid to talk to them because I heard that- We both crossed our arms, and I don't like that energy for us. I think it's because we're talking about good-looking men.

We're like, And don't Don't look at me.

Don't look at me. A lot of good-looking men are insecure.

What did you think of Bad Bunny's outfit? Incredible.

I'd wear it. I loved it. I'd wear it tomorrow.

I loved it. Esthetic of everyone in ivory and the khaki. I like that he was in all white. I love an all white moment.

I do have to say the aura of that man is crazy because for you to perform with a people around you and you still cannot take your eyes off him. He could have easily gotten lost in all the hoopla.

Wait, we didn't even talk about Charlie Pooth did the beginning.

Max.

Yeah. And I'm not like, you know me. I'm not turned on by a musician. If anything, I'm like, I don't like it. Bad Bunny is different.

It reminds me of the Swag Gap chat with couples. Have you heard of this? Pardon? How couples should not have a swag gap. Whatever his swag is, your swag should match.

One person shouldn't be way cooler than the other.

What I'm obsessed with doing in my shows is because a lot more men have been coming, like boyfriends and stuff. I love it because they're forced to listen to a woman without interrupting for the longest they've ever done it for. They have to listen for a full hour, and it's iconic.

That's where you have to find a quiet, quiet man. No, truly. That was my only requirement. I was like, does he shut the fuck up?

Perfect. I had a quiet man spree. I loved a shy man for a while.

Yeah, I'm in it right now. I love it.

I'm not.

I'm like, I haven't heard from him in three days. Is he still in the room? I love it. It's the best.

Okay, let's shout out to Quiet Men. It's security when a man's quiet.

I feel most comfortable being quiet. Wait, let's end on this. I really liked that actor in 10 Things I hate about you, but not Heath Ledger, the other guy that was in it. Whatever. A bunch of gigglers were DMing me, and they're like, Oh, my God, I used to love him, too. Look at this video. And there's rumors that he's in a cult, but he's denied it. But I'm like, no.

But that's what happens when you're in a cult.

If you have to deny that you're in a cult, you're in a cult, Shawn Mendes.

How did we get here? Thank you so much for giggling with us. We love you so much, and we'll talk to you later this week.

See you. Bye.