Transcript of #3176 RHOSLC S617 Reunion 2 Part 2: Scrolls, Trolls, and Flyingmobiles

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Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens. Hi, everyone. Welcome back.

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This is part two of a two-part recap.

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If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way, you always your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. Lisa's like, Mary, I don't know where this attack is coming from. She's like, I'm not attacking you. She's like, Yes, you are. You just did it. You just did it. Okay? I'm marveling in how much you're attacking me right now.

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Okay, well, you did just tell her she was very dark.

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Yeah, yeah. Can you even marvel at what Andy's saying right now?

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He has my side. I'm going to call him Meredith because he has my side so much.

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Yeah.

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Well, she is dark, Andy, and that's my opinion. You know what? I've tried to move on with you, but I'm resolved.

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I'm good. I'm good. Okay? Okay. Okay, well, the ladies left rough seas of Cancun only to have a very turbulent flight back to Utah. Let me tell you, one of the only things that is more annoying than flying with housewives is flying with children, and I've got two.

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And what was left to fill the void in that first-class cabin was a Rashaamon effect.

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Oh, my God.

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Is that a new hair care product?

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I love them. Can I do an ad with them? They are, Rashaamon is a client of mine for 30 years, so I think that I'm the one who's entitled to it.

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I just trademarked Rochamont, so... Yes.

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Okay, Well, we've just seen clips of nothing proving anything. Let's ask Meredith and Brittany, where the two of you stand today? And Meredith's like, I mean, it's just nothing. Okay, well, Carl from Zbad said, Brittany, why bring up that obscure TikTok about Seth's alleged infidelity on the show? Okay.

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Oh, you know what? I shouldn't have said it to the group. I should have sang it. If I had sang it, people would have enjoyed it much more.

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I should have sang it in the tune of Ms. Saigon, Andy.

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That was a big hit for me. Big hit on tour. Meredith's like, Wow, your intention was to hurt me as you admitted.

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You told me that. She goes, No, my intention was intention was to sing a song, and here it comes.

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I'd like to. Okay. A lot of times, Meredith just get brought up in this group, and the intention is never nice. I'm not saying what she did was right, but the rest of us don't flip out like you did.

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Oh, really, Bronwyn?

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Instead, what we do is we get into old-time colonial clothing and have everyone sit around and make a constitution for how we should conduct ourselves and then ignore it for the rest of the season.

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Okay? Yeah.

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Bronwyn never flips out when her family is brought up. Okay. So Andy is like, Really? I mean, Angie had a flip out for two years. Oh, sorry, Lisa.

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Someone says, Really? I mean, Angie had a flip out for two years over her marriage.

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And Bronwyn is like, Okay, but my marriage has been talked about a lot, and you didn't say, Oh, I saw this TikTok.

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You tried to say, Meredith, that you saw firsthand that you know my husband was cheating on me, and I didn't throw shit.

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I didn't bully anybody.

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I didn't lose my mind, allegedly.

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Well, I didn't bully anyone either. I'd like to point out.

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Brittany is like, Well, you can feel what you feel, but what you do with those feelings is up to the person. You know what I mean?

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Okay, so Brittany-Thanks, Brittany.

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You said a watch happens live the other night that you have proof that Seth was unfaithful, and we see a clip of Andy being like, Do you have proof that Seth was unfaithful?

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She goes, Maybe.

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We know this is not going to be very strong at all, but you're here we go. She's like, Yep.

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She goes, Oh, my God. Did my face just go beat red? Oh, my God. Do I have got smoking gun? Yes. Okay. Okay, well, this is not proof that would hold up in court. It's not even really proof. It's just a box of Churios, but I feel like you look at it and you just know he cheated.

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Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Just like I told you guys.

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Wendy is like, That's not proof. It's not proof.

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Seth told someone that's close to me that he told me that, Yeah, I have two girlfriends where I work.

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Lisa's like, Oh, so you're saying that Seth told Jared this, okay? Because you told me first, and I thought it was ridiculous.

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Let's talk about all the other things that Jared said, like that your husband, Bronwyn, goes to Dubai and gets ED meds and stuff. He gets Dubai ED meds. He can't even get ED meds in America. That's why he doesn't even support American ED meds. What do you have to say about that, Bronwyn?

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It doesn't even really make sense.

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Wait, hold on. Let's not catch strays here. Winter Olympics, Friday, February sixth, NBC and Peacock, everyone. No strays.

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Well, Lisa, I did hear that you told Brittany that she should make sure to say that on camera, and Lisa's like, I said it on camera. What are you talking about? Brittany goes, You know what? I'm actually impressed that Lisa brought it up herself. I mean, she groom me for six months to do her work for her.

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To say that, she did. She did. She groom me.

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No, no. Her boyfriend did on camera. He brought up at Amy's party.

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He brought up at Amy's party, and he was like, so happy to say it.

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Guess what? At Amy's party. Yeah, yeah. I marvel at it. So now we see a flash Mec of unseen footage of Lisa and Jared talking at Amy's party.

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Utah Socialite, Amy. God, what a disappointment she was. Man, Amy, you could have been something. I've never heard more in one season than Utah Socialite, Amy. I did in the first half of the season. Where were you, Amy? You were given your chance and you pissed it away, Amy.

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I hope you are sitting on your couch holding your head in shame.

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Well, if you seek Amy, just let me know where you find her, okay? Because she was missing. Lisa is Lisa's like, Lisa's like, Jared, Jared, I was just asking for you.

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Why don't you tell Amy here about where Todd wanted you, wanted you and him to go?

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Tell her. Tell her what he wanted you to do. Jared, say it. Say it for all of us.

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Say it, say it, say it.

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And Jarrett is like, I'm staying out of any controversy, okay? I know the… What's his name? I know the Osmond, the Osmond sister and brother. I know I'm out of it.

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The Osmond sister and brother. Also known as my cousins. I have a key to- Donny Osmond Lane.

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I'm sorry. I had a moment.

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Wait, I was confused by this. Can you clarify it? They're talking about… Brittany heard from someone that says that Seth told this person that he has two girlfriends, and then I guess, did this person then tell Jared, and now they're saying Lisa tried to bring Lisa.

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Then this person also knows about rumors about Todd. Just to start it, I think Seth was telling the guys, Oh, I have two girlfriends, and then Jared went and tattled to Brittany, right? Then what was the rest of it?

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But then they're saying Lisa wanted Jared to say something on camera to Amy.

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Because I think that Lisa heard from Brittany that this was said and other things that Jared had said, like he wanted to go, I guess, to do… It sounds like from what I'm combbling together, Dubai was thrown in there because she says where you and him wanted to go. Tell him what he wanted you to do. Is she saying that Todd was We should go to Dubai together or something. I don't know. That's what it sounded like.

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I don't know. I think what probably the original conversation was is the guys all standing around and Seth saying, Guys, I got to get to New York.

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I got my two girlfriends there, Obam Pan and the subway.

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God, I love those things. Come on, guys. You know it was a stupid Seth joke.

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Got to get back to my girlfriend, Big and Lots. All right?

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Got to get back to my girlfriend, Lady Liberty and Sue Simmons.

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They're like, you know, Jared was probably like, Whoa, he has two girlfriends in New York. That is what I believe happened, is that Seth made a stupid Seth joke as he does. Then he like... Then Jared goes and runs with it and tells Brittany, and then Brittany is like, I have proof. It's like, you have nothing.

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You have no proof. Then in this flashback, Jared says, I'm going to have to bleed the fifth, okay, ladies? Lisa's like, No, no, no, you don't. Tell her, where did Todd Where did Todd want to go with you? Where did Todd want to go with you? That's the big question, and we don't get an answer. That's the thing that's making me crazy about this reunion. They keep saying stuff, and then we don't get answers or see any evidence from the stuff. I want to see it. We come back to the present, and Bronwyn Lisa's like, Oh, and then you doubled down and you told her to make sure it got caught on camera by saying it in Greece. Lisa's like, No, I didn't. What's the truth? We'll never know. We'll never know. We'll never know. We'll never know. It's time for a It's time for a crap in's commercial.

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All right.

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Judy from Judy Towns says, Brittany, can you see how mentioning Meredith vomiting last year and coming for her husband and saying that she has seizures this year triggered her?

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Can you own your own part in it?

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Brittany's like, Sure. Well, I didn't say she had seizures, and I was hoping this would be a time where we could finally address the fact that she was using seizure hyperbolically, which is like, Listen, I'm not trying to I don't support Brittany too much here.

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I'm not like, Oh, my God, defend Brittany at all costs. But she basically was, she said, as we see, she goes, Oh, my God, every time I see Mary, she's having a seizure. She gets so angry. And that is, I think, not sensitive wording. I mean, meaning that we don't have to be careful about using seizure in that term. Seizure is used as a descriptive word in moments like this. People have seizures. It's, of course, and I'm not taking away from how scary that is for people. The fact that I even have to sit here and give a disclaimer for, let's hold space for the seizures. I'm just saying, in this case, it was clear that she wasn't lying and saying that Meredith had a seizure and like, oh, my God, we should be concerned about Meredith's health. Meredith is on drugs. She's having seizures.

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She was saying it like the way all of us would hyperbolically say it like, Oh, my God, you're having a seizure right now.

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Relax. You know? Yeah.

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Or bring up the fact that Bronwyn caused all this in the first place.

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I know I'm going to get an email, by the way, of someone being like, You know what? I have epilepsy, and I suffer from seizures all the time. It's not a laughing matter, and you don't even bring it up like that. I get it. I get it. I get it. But let's talk about this situation, Brittany. She was not saying it in the context that she was accused of, and Bronwyn gets got free for totally manipulating that moment.

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Yes.

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Then she's like, I never said she had seizures.

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Flash back to Brittany going, I mean, jeez. Every time Meredith gets mad, she has a seizure. Then Brittany is like, Okay, but guys, my daughter Olivia used to have seizures when she was little. And Mary just goes, Oh, God. She goes, And then when Meredith acts like this, and she's screaming at me like, Vile, disgusting human being, it triggers me because it reminds me my daughter having seizure. Brittany, shut up. No. Just be...

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No.

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No. Fail.

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She's like, A seizure? She always would have seizures. She'd order them at Starbucks.

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I think you mean steamers.

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Oh, you're right. Steemers. She always has steamers. Sorry, guys.

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Brittany, you abandon that daughter, and you do not get to bring up her seizures as some trigger point for you for some stupid fight that you started. Just stop it.

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You cannot. You cannot suddenly selectively pull the seizure card. This just doesn't work.

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So this whole like, Seizures trigger me because of my daughter, which is why I was making fun of somebody who doesn't have seizures for having seizures. Do you understand? I'm just a feeling mother. How does any of this even make in her little pea brain? So Meredith goes, Well, she's a walking trigger.

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I wasn't saying that she was having seizures. It was just making light of it. It was a terrible joke. And I'm sorry, but it's also triggering to me.

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I'm like, Okay, don't do this.

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Andy's like, Okay, number one question I keep getting, and I know you all keep getting is, Why didn't anyone record the thing on the plane? Why didn't anyone pick up their phone?

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Heather goes, Well, I have so many theories on this.

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Okay, well, here we go.

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Whitney said to me this morning in the dressing room, she was like, and I was shocked. I was shocked that she… But she said, My biggest regret is not picking up my phone and recording it. I thought, Well, Just being honest, I thought, What piece of shit person would go and record what's happening over there? Who would do that? I'm just glad that she's not here because I feel very comfortable speaking about this, literally.

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If she were here, I'd be very uncomfortable saying this.

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But honestly, I'm I'm just glad, I am here.

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I'm behind the logo.

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Oh, sorry.

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I did just call you a piece of shit person.

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She just called her cousin a piece of shit.

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Heather, Meredith, Whitney hears it, and she just looks over and she takes a minute, say, Wait a minute.

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It's like, Yeah, that was crazy behavior. Well, she's calling Whitney a piece of shit. No, it was a scene, and we were just tolerating it to get home because we knew why she was mad, but it shifted in the fight. Okay, Heather. So text from ask says, Heather, you recorded in the bathroom in Palm Springs when Lisa got her $60,000 ring, but you didn't record this?

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And I love that he held this until Heather had her whole speech about, What piece of shit person records somebody else? And then it cuts to a video of Heather being like, Here I am in the bathroom.

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Lisa's losing it. It's amazing. She lost the ring.

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Fucking hypocrite. I'm glad the editors had that one in their back pocket.

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That was a really funny, shady callback.

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So Heather's like, If Whitney had taken out her phone, if production had taken out their phone, if the sisterhood had taken out a phone, I would have been like, What the fuck are you guys doing? Are you guys trying to find some receipts, some proof, some screenshots, some timelines? What are you doing?

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Brittany's like, Can you imagine if I had to call? Sure, that might make some sense. I'm sorry. That might make some sense, except that traditionally, all plane rides have these recordings on Real Housewives shows. We see it all the When they get on the plane, the only footage we have is the cast recording each other on the plane. So-and-so sitting in first class. Look at everybody in their seats. Look at what they have. So housewives record each other on planes every single season. So acting like it would be so crazy to pull out a phone on a plane because you're on the show is silly.

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Yeah. Thank you.

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I present that into evidence. You are welcome. Evidence accepted. Thank you.

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Well, the point I was going to make, the last time, Brittany, you got your It didn't really go well.

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We see a flashback of Meredith doing the things that they're accusing her for doing in the sky, but here she's doing it on a sprinter van. She's over her seat being like, What are you doing, my toddler?

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Which is why my opinion has always been that Meredith probably did do most of what they're saying on the plane. It's just not that big a video. It's not that out of the ordinary. They're acting like, Oh, my God. Meredith lost it on a plane? Meredith has lost it on every form of transportation has ever been invented on this show. So what? She's going to work.

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Okay? Let Mama make her money.

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Yeah, exactly. So Heather's like, Well, my second point is we don't we don't record each other.

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I understood why you were mad. It escalated and escalated and escalated and we were on your side. I don't know at what point it tipped, but maybe when we were hustling her through security or after the plane, I remember I was like, No, you weren't on my side. No, I went on that plane on I was on your side, and I texted you, and I was on your side, and I texted you when you got on the jetway and you were screaming at me, Well, you were on my side at breakfast this morning.

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You weren't on my side then. Because as we walked out of the breakfast, I even said to you, I am shocked I didn't have support from you this morning.

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So now we see unseen footage, but it's not the unseen footage that we wanted, unfortunately. But it's unseen footage after breakfast on the yacht, and Meredith is saying, Well, she deserves every of what I said, and the fact that you support her is a disappointing other. Heather's like, I'm just trying to survive here.

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I mean, this is a hot mess.

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Also, I'd like to say, Heather says, Well, Meredith, I was supporting you. I don't know what point it tipped. I remember what point it tipped. It tipped in the bedroom when you and Whitney called Meredith in there and tried to get her to go against Lisa, and then she didn't. That's when it tipped. That's when you changed and you were like, Get her. Let's get her.

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I mean, Meredith, your ability to recall specific information when it serves you, you still haven't been able to tell us accurately what Crazy Rich Asians is about.

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Well, I mean, obviously, it's about a pastry chef who falls in love with Alec Baldwin, but then Steve Martin, and it's very complicated.

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No, that's literally the movie. It's complicated. It's about lower middle class Europeans learning how to play Canasta with each other. No, that's not it. You still haven't watched the movie, Meredith.

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It's about one crazy rich Asian who goes to America and gets separated from his family and winds up being chased by cats after he's told specifically that there are no cats in America. He spends the entire time, and Linda Ronset sings a song to them, and in the end, they get married. I think that's crazy rich.

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Also, Daniel Day-Lewis hurt one of his feet and plays piano with the other one. Now, did I do it? Did I do it? What did I say to you on the plane then, Meredith? You don't remember a thing you said to me on the plane. Lisa had to tell you, I had to tell you, and then you still denied it. She's like, Well, she won't stop talking. You know what? I'm not going to talk over there. She's breached at me for two months now, Andy. She goes, I breached at you for two months. Fuck you, Meredith. Fuck you. Fuck you for saying that. I've never breached at you. And I will start. Our friendship is over from this point So buckle up, Meredith, because it's not going to be a fun ride.

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You have breached at her for literal ears. And please be quiet. And who are you threatening with the absence of your friendship? Go.

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Well, Andy, I need to break it to you, but apparently I'm Mr. Building, and that over there is Screech. Okay. Our friendship is over, apparently.

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Well, except for the fact that Screech has been known to do some poring. Just putting it out there.

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All right, RIP, by the way. Rip.

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But your Screech. If no, Screech was dead, would not have attacked his OnlyFans had I known.

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Well, unfortunately, I don't remember that. I don't remember reading that news update on the plane because I was too busy watching the movie, but it's very sad for him. But you are still Screaching, Heather, and that does remain a fact.

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Wait, did Screach die, really? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Your answer. Dustin Dimon. I had no idea.

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It happened very, very, very quickly.

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It was just We're gone.

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Heather's like, I have been your friend for six years. I've sat on shit. I've backed you. Vagina gate, rolling thunder, fuck, garbage whore, fucked half of New York City, fucked half of New York City's, all those things.

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Wait a minute. What are you talking about? What, what, what, what, what, blink, blink, blink, blink, And you know what?

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I've backed you on everything. I have backed you. I've said that woman does not need a mattress protector if she doesn't want to use one.

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You've been silent. You've never backed Lisa. This is the first time I've ever seen you speak up. You've used maybe 10 words tonight. And guess what? When you use them, you are a tag team. So why don't you say more but say less? Why don't you?

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Oh, you said tonight, but it's the daytime. So I guess we know where you're going.

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When she said that, she said, I don't have plenty to say, and it's also daytime.

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I wish she had said, Okay, so am I tag teaming with Lisa or not? Because that was your accusation for the last hour. Heather is like, Well, good luck to you.

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We are done. And then he's like, Okay, well, so should we have Brittany and Meredith say what you think happened on the plane? And Meredith is like, No, I have a question first because I've been trying to answer this question. Ever since we've started. My question is, and Heather goes, To whom?

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God, just be quiet. My God.

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She's like, All right, well, the whole group, I didn't deny anything that happened. I never said that. Something did happen. But what we didn't agree on is exactly what happened. Focaccia versus Focaccia, for example. If what everybody, the majority of people are saying happened, I can for the life of me understand how anyone who's Brittany's friend didn't go up to her and help her. Or if you're so concerned about me as you express, then why didn't you come to me and say, Meredith, are you okay? What friends are you? That's my question.

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I did. I spoke to you.

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Well, okay, we always talk outside in the bathroom, but we all know when you're talking to someone outside the bathroom, it doesn't count because you just have to pee so badly. You're not really listening.

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Well, Lisa did, and I did when we got off the plane and I texted you when we were getting on I said, I feel sorry that you were so upset. And you saw the text I sent you after you had said to me, Our friendship is over. You're siding with her.

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Well, I mean, you sent it in breach text, so I couldn't really read it very well. Too much reaching over text. I can't read so much preaching.

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Well, horrible things you said about her that we have not spoken about. Let's talk about what's not spoken about that's protecting you. The horrible, horrible, slanderous things that you said about her on the plane that we all heard and no one has spoken about it while you breached about it, which is different than speaking about it.

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Sure, go on.

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I love what Heather goes, So you think we're protecting Brittany?

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We're protecting you by coming on television and calling you an alcoholic and a drug addict. We're trying to help you, Meredith.

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And Mary goes, Well, we're definitely not helping Brittany. Fucking moron, this girl is. So now they're saying that she was saying libelous and horrible things. Now we've gotten to libelous, too. We've added libell to the plane ride.

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So Whitney's Wait, I tried. I did ask Meredith multiple times. I said, Meredith, it's Volleyball in the winter or the spring Olympics.

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Could you please take that bag off your head? I can't hear you.

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It's not a bag. It's a logo.

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Well, all right. Well, that's not what you said. That's not true what you said.

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No, but what you said was- It's absolutely true.

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They're scratching from her couch.

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Then you said you'd bring me into the fight.

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No, no. Whitney, That's another lie from the liars of all liars.

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I said be quiet. And Mary, did I ask her multiple times to be quiet? And then she said, Give me TikTok, give me TikTok. Then she's like, What did she say? She didn't say that on the plane. What's going on?

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Lisa's like, wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Now, they're all talking over each other again, and Andy makes him stop.

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I can't scream over everyone. I'm not like Heather with her powers of preaching.

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We are not friends anymore, Mary. Every time I tried to talk to Meredith, she's bringing me into the fight and be like, We want the TikTok, and then Lisa would lean over and yell at me.

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Well, there was one time where maybe I did that, where I took your tray of food and threw it in your face. I was just that's like, who hasn't done that on a bigger plane before, right?

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You were saying, Show us the TikTok, show us the fucking TikTok.

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Okay, one at a time, Meredith, what did Whitney said to you on the plane? Well, the only engagement I had with Whitney on the plane was in the last hour or so when I threw a glass across the cabin at her face. I mean, that was minor, I would say. But then I guess it was close to landing time and I said, Lisa, nobody can find this TikTok. I even asked Whitney, and Whitney said, I hear my name. What are you saying about me? And I said, I couldn't find the TikTok, okay? And I could not find the TikTok.

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Okay, this is important because we have just now shifted this conversation into the plane is going to land, right?

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Whitney's like, No, Lisa leaned into my chair. Now, stop interrupting. I will let you speak when I am going to speak.

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It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.

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Meredith says, I said to Whitney, I told her what I said, and she snapped at me and she said, You go find the fucking TikTok. I go, Wow.

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I said that to Lisa, and then that was really nasty out of nowhere, and that's what it was.

00:26:07

It's not out of nowhere, girl.

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Wait a second. Wait a second. I thought you didn't remember anything from the plane.

00:26:15

Well, no, I remember everything. I just don't remember how Crazy Rich Asians ends. That's it, okay? But you're the one that says, I don't remember.

00:26:24

Okay, well, why did no one switch seats with Brittany? And Meredith goes, Thank you.

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So Brittany gives a speech, and she's like, Okay, well, I can answer that.

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It's because it was a six-hour international flight, okay? And we were in full descent when it really started to get raucous, okay? We were zip-tied to the seat. I mean, zip-tied to the We were facing down. We were toes down. I was staring at the ground.

00:26:49

She's acting like they were descending into Afghanistan to find Osama bin Laden.

00:26:53

Like an emergency. The operation, we were too deep. We were too deep. We couldn't turn around now.

00:26:58

At this point, It was go time. It's like, okay.

00:27:02

Avoiding a missile. So stupid. She's literally doing it like, Oh, my God.

00:27:06

We were nose down, nose down, Andy. I barely came back from the bathroom, and they said, Brittany, you have to sit down. That's how bad, that's how raucous it was, Andy. I was coming back from the bathroom and they made me sit down. And that's when I came back and I had wine on my seat and my seatmate said, I'm sorry, and they were wiping it up for me.

00:27:27

Well, this is such bullshit. Do I need to pull up information about unruly passengers.

00:27:31

No, because that was when people started screaming at each other. And it was too late. It was too late by then. We couldn't take out our cameras. We couldn't do anything because the plane was going down and flames were all going to die. But we landed.

00:27:42

It was fine, and we weren't really in any danger. But it was scary.

00:27:45

Okay, so this didn't go on for six hours straight, as you guys have been saying the whole season, because the whole season, you guys have said this was six hours of Meredith screaming and yelling and having a fit. Nobody did anything. Now that we get to the reunion, it's not until you were landing literally It goes down to the point where you were looking at the Earth and couldn't even go to the bathroom anymore. What is it? Meredith is like, This is bullshit.

00:28:09

There was a producer sitting right behind me. Why don't you ask her what happened?

00:28:13

Andy's like, Well, she said she was in a different class of service from you. But then I saw the seating chart that Bravo posted. They posted the seating chart of the plane, and it highlights where all the women are sitting. And behind Meredith and Lisa, there's an empty row, which I would assume is she's saying she was right behind me, that that was production. So it didn't look like a different class unless there was someone between the rows. Anyway, so Meredith is like, Well, what I'm saying is I didn't dump wine.

00:28:42

I didn't kick a seat.

00:28:44

But did Brittany say that she kicked wine? Because Brittany said that she came back from the bathroom and there was wine in her seat, and her seatmate was saying, I'm so sorry, and cleaning it up for her. So did the seatmate spill it in her wine? Did it go-That sounds like it, actually. That does not make sense to me.

00:29:00

Okay.

00:29:00

They're all arguing, and Angie is like, She said you pulled your hair.

00:29:04

And Meredith was like, Well, that's what I'm saying. If that happened, I mean, that wouldn't have happened.

00:29:08

You said to me, Getting up from your seat, using your body weight to use her chair, then maybe inadvertently, her hair felt jostled or pulled.

00:29:17

And Meredith is like, No, I didn't touch her hair. I wouldn't touch her hair, that disgusting high body count hair. That was for you, Angie.

00:29:25

Why would I touch that hair? So, Meredith, you're denying what the women have said that they've said happened on the plane. She goes, I'm denying that I had direct engagement with Brittany. I was talking to Lisa. I didn't touch Brittany. And the only time I had any contact was when Lisa was sleeping and I had to climb over her. That was the only contact I had, verbal or physical, that I had with Brittany on the plane, and I didn't actually touch her.

00:29:54

Yeah, but when you said this one, remember you said this one, and Meredith goes, You know what's so funny?

00:30:01

American Airlines is calling me right now.

00:30:03

They're like, Are you talking about our planes?

00:30:06

Why is American Airlines calling me? Come back to that later. Meredith is like…

00:30:12

She's like, I didn't say this one. I said this slot, okay? She said, This slot. She was sleeping. Who would I be talking to?

00:30:19

Mary is like, Well, she's like, She did have had to have shaken the chair because Brittany's chair was in front of Lisa.

00:30:27

And we're like, That's right. Oh, yeah. By the way, Yes, it was in front of Lisa, so I couldn't have shaken it because I had to get by. And by the way, I had a sprain in toe. My toe was broken.

00:30:38

Another thing, I wasn't even on the plane.

00:30:40

So case dismissed.

00:30:42

Andy's like, Did you to make the chair harder than you had to when you passed? She says, No. Mary's like, Probably, maybe, a little bit.

00:30:49

Mary is like, This is just ridiculous.

00:30:52

So Bron was like, Just don't something. Just don't something, says the person that wasn't there and saw none of this. I'm probably… Wait for your own. So Mary is like, All right, let's backtrack. Okay, so now we go into the new thing.

00:31:06

So now she's like, I want to talk about why I really have such a fractured relationship with Brittany. Don't Dorn, Dorn.

00:31:16

And now we find out.

00:31:18

And it's muted in bigotry.

00:31:21

I was like, Uh-oh. Then Meredith goes, It's something I addressed with her off camera, and she got very nasty to me.

00:31:26

And finally, she eeked out an apology.

00:31:28

She eeked out. I I snuggled you. I snuggled you and said, careful the words you say.

00:31:35

Children will listen.

00:31:37

Let her speak. Let her speak. Tell me what you're referring to.

00:31:43

Okay, so Mary-Ann Meredith tells us this story, which anybody who follows this stuff on the Sechal, Sechal Madea, knows this already. But there was a dude in Salt Lake City who runs a place called Hunty's Nailbar, and he's a big anti-Semi. Someone DM. There was a big DM. It was all over the news. He had basically some guy... She goes over it. I'll just let her go over it instead of me trying to explain it. But she's like, But then there was this thing on social media.

00:32:15

Brittany never picked up the phone and said, Meredith, I know you saw this, and I want to explain what happened.

00:32:20

This is not true. Oh, no, she does say that. I'm sorry, I got lost in my notes. Okay, the nail technician, she said, has an interaction with a Jewish man where allegedly he said, Oh, you're Jewish, and made a nasty emoji, and the guy said, What's wrong with that? The nail tech responded with, Jews are pedophiles who escape prosecution by fleeing to Israel. That was all over the news. It was all over the news.

00:32:43

Then the guy asked Brittany and Jared to do a... According to Meredith, the guy asked Brittany and Jared to do a positive review for him on Google or whatever because he's getting all this anti-Semitic hate, which he should be because that's really anti-Semitic like to say that. Meredith is like, she's like, Well, man, they wrote a glowing review from him, and then they DMed and were called out about it.

00:33:07

Basically, Brittany and Jared were then put on blast for putting a warm review to this guy who's a raging anti-Semite.

00:33:16

Then Meredith is like, And then here's the thing.

00:33:20

She never picked up the phone and said, Meredith, I know you saw this, and I want to explain what happened. This is not true.

00:33:26

Meredith is saying, amongst this In the controversy, Brittany never thought to say, Hey, Meredith, just so you know, I know this thing is happening out there. This is not what I believe. This is not what I stand for. And so, Meredith was very offended that Brittany did not feel like it was important to give any assurances that this was not something she felt in her heart.

00:33:54

Yes. And so, just to add on to this, of course, I looked this up the second this came on the TV. I was like, Oh, what? I was giving myself a refresher. I looked at the Google reviews. Jared's is still up there, by the way. Jared left his up there. Of course, it means. There was a big thing where they're trying to get Brittany to take it down, and Brittany is saying, Okay, I'll take it down, and Jared is behind her going, No, we don't have to take it down. Someone was messaging with Jared and said, You need to take this down, and he said, I don't even know you. I don't know him. I had an amazing pedicure. Sometimes things are not nefarious. He's doing Brittany's nails because she's a client. Again, I don't walk around and ask business owners what their political or woke views are. You should be old enough to not be offended by every little review just because of your own political views. I simply went in for a pedicure, so hopefully, you can calm down a little bit. Not everything is meant to be a political statement.

00:34:51

I wonder what he thinks about bakers, because that was the whole thing of a baker doesn't want... A client comes in and wants two Two gay guys want to have a wedding cake, and a baker says, I don't support this. Now, is Jared going to be okay with independent thought on... Actually, I don't know what I'm trying to say. I think I'm making a very poorly structured argument here, But the point is-I think he'd be on the team of both business owners in this one, right? Yeah, I'm about to say that. That was a terrible example, Ben. I think it's more like, I'm sure if the pedicurist said something along the of Fuck Ice or something really liberal that Jared would suddenly be singing a very different tune than he is about like, Oh, well, nail techs are allowed to have their own independent thoughts. It's just business. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:35:59

The person responded, It's not politics. It's straight-up bigotry and anti-Semitism. He just left it up there. He doesn't care. The DMs from the guy that are being talked about right now are even worse. The guy starts out… The victim says, Why does my being Jewish mean something? He said, That's just my emotion and expression upon learning of your Jewness. He says, That's awful. What the fuck, man?

00:36:15

No one should ever go get their nails done by the sky. I mean, what a hateful thing to say. But also, I think what I was trying to get at before with my ham-fisted Colorado Baker thing is that if Jared is I lost it again. Sorry, we're having a serious conversation.

00:36:33

Well, it's everybody thinks you should just have a right to have an opinion, right? Until it's you.

00:36:37

That's the one being attacked.

00:36:38

No, no.

00:36:38

Jared saying business is business and personal views are personal views. It shouldn't matter. Therefore, he should be in support of, if two gay guys want to come in and get a cake, that it shouldn't matter that this guy is a homophobic baker because business is business, and you just do the thing. That's basically what Jared is advocating for, is like, well, this guy may be reaching out to semi, but business is business, I need a pedicure. He's garbage.

00:37:05

He's garbage for his review up there. For this to go on where it's even in the news, it's everywhere, this is not something like disagreeing with politics or something. This is like, blatant Jews are pedophiles. They all went to, What do you do? You're Jew-ness. I mean, this is really bad. Finding out that someone's a pedophile and then leaving your stuff up just to be edgy and just to be like, Oh, I'm going to leave this review up just because it pisses off the woke people, just shows what a disgusting fucking person that is because it doesn't even matter to him. It was one free pedicure. He's just going out of his way to be like, Ha ha, woke people.

00:37:39

I'm sticking it to the wokes.

00:37:40

Brittany can do all of her crying and all of this, which she's about to get into now, but that's still who you're with, and that's still who you support, Brittany. So fuck off. I don't want to hear it from her.

00:37:50

It's still shitty. Meredith is saying that after a half an hour or 40 minutes of talking with Brittany, she got a half apology from her. Brittany says, No. The nails, He goes, The Nail tech, reach out to me and said, Hey, I love Meredith Marks' nails. I would love you to come. I do her nails. I would love you to come in. I'll do a free, free nails, whatever. If you do a post for me. She's like, Great. Cool. Free. Mani-pedi. Then he's like, Hey, I'm getting some bad reviews. Can you write a good review? I said, Sure, at least I could do. You did my nails free. I'll write a nice review.

00:38:22

Then next day I know someone sends me a post like, Whoa, this is happening.

00:38:25

I called him.

00:38:26

I said, Is this right? Are you anti-Semitic? I'm going to take down my review.

00:38:30

I never contacted him again. Now, I'm not going to reach out to you because, A, you use the same technician as me, and B, you're just as guilty as not knowing as me. This is what she is saying in her defense. But like you said, Jared still has his review up.

00:38:44

Well, just to go over what she's saying here. She's saying, Okay, so then he called and said, Well, I'm getting bad reviews. Can you write a good review? I said, Okay, absolutely. Least I could do. I go on there and you didn't read the bad reviews. If someone called you and said, I'm getting bombed with one-star reviews, you're not going to read any of those reviews because all the reviews say this anti-Semitic piece of shit. So you still did it knowing what he did. And don't tell me that you weren't curious and didn't look at all the one-stars that he just told you he was getting. And then to make it like, Oh, and then Meredith uses him. So then why is that such a big deal? And Meredith is like, No, you don't understand. That was the problem. He was my technician, and he's talking like that. That man has been in my house. So it makes it even worse. And Brittany is like, But you used him. So It's just as guilty as not knowing as me. It's like, Oh, fuck.

00:39:32

This is a very simple... It should be an open and shut thing. My bad. I just was like, Oh, I thought it was a free thing, and he asked me to write a good review. I thought he'd write a good review. I'm mortified. I don't believe that. Yada, yada, yada.

00:39:45

So Andy is like, Well, when you wrote the review, did you know he was anti-Semitic?

00:39:49

She's like, I don't even know what that word means. I don't know.

00:39:51

Meredith is like, It was all over the news. It was all over the internet.

00:39:55

And Heather goes, So are you anti-Semitic, Brittany?

00:39:58

Because Heather is trying to help Brittany out.

00:39:59

She's Hell, no.

00:40:01

Then apologize to her because I did a thousand times, but I have to finish the story. I'm like, Girl, if you're being accused on national TV of being an anti-Semi, you can't... Whether it's anti-Semitic, whether it's homophobic, whether it's racist, especially for people like me who hadn't heard the story before. It's like, when someone says, You should apologize, don't say, But I already did a thousand times. Be like, I apologize. Just say, I apologize, and just let it just be done with it.

00:40:27

But she goes, No. Like, literally, this is one of the worst accusations you can make of a human being, and I am the farthest thing from being of it, and I will not be called that without hearing me out.

00:40:35

I'm like, Well, you literally all just... All you have to do is say, I totally apologize. I will do my research next time. I'm mortified that I was associated with this. It's not wrong. I see how hurt you are. I see how hurt your family is. But instead, instead of apologizing, which she can do, she's like, This is one of the worst things you can call a human beings.

00:40:53

No, she's going to do exactly what these people do, which is, first of all, she stands up out of her chair and starts like, fake crying and throwing a big fit, and she's going to use her tears. That's what happens every single time, and she's going to make herself the victim. It's just fucking so stupid and so gross. And the fact that Heather is sitting there like, Oh, my God, she didn't know.

00:41:13

She didn't know. You fucking knew.

00:41:15

You knew all of this. You've known all of this. Why are you acting like, Oh, my God. It's like, suddenly you don't care. And Bronwyn, who's over there, is supposed to be the one like, Oh, I stand up for everybody, and I'm just for everybody's. No, it's just staying quiet. She didn't know this either because they're all united for one thing, and it's just gross.

00:41:33

Well, Brittany is like, I cried, I cried, and I held you my arms like a child, and I snuggled you like this. I guarantee you did not do that. I do not think that Meredith Marks would allow you to nestle her into your bosom. That's not happening with Meredith. Meredith is not this. I do not believe this. She's doing this whole thing of, I won't be seen this way. I'm like, The more you're doing your little monolog here, the more you're being seen this way. Shosh, you are like... She's taking her moment to How could you accuse me of this? Meanwhile, she's linking herself to Jared Ozman, who posts the most repulsive memes that are so problematic. Then she's like, How could you accuse me of these things? It's like, because you have actually a very easy way to be exonerated. I think that, honestly, if she said, I had no idea, we know that Brittany is as dumb as Rocks. If she said, I truly had no idea, and I took it down, I'm mortified, I would believe her. I would be like, I don't think that... I think she just truly had no idea, but she's making it worse.

00:42:32

Yeah. And Meredith is like, Oh, God, sounds like a theater voice to me.

00:42:36

And Heather's like, Did this even happen?

00:42:38

And Meredith's like, No, it didn't happen like that.

00:42:41

And Brittany's like, And I sobbed. I cried.

00:42:44

I cried too. And Angie's like, Can you not believe that maybe she really didn't know? No, I can't. Not after she said, He told me he had a bunch of one-star reviews so I could write a review. So I went to his review. And you see all the other reviews there. It's not like their secret. And Lisa's like, Oh, yeah, she's so innocent, but we're always guilty. I guess we're the guilty ones. And Meredith says, Yeah, well, look, this is what she's doing when we talk.

00:43:08

She made herself the victim. And Brittany's like, Are you kidding me? I've never acted like the victim. Stop attacking me. I'm being attacked. I can.

00:43:18

She leaves yelling at everybody and throwing a big fake sobbing fit as she says she's never played the victim.

00:43:25

And Andy's like, Well, Meredith, let me ask you a question.

00:43:28

Has she ever said anything anti-Semitic to you? She goes, Well, she's been on the attack with me from day one, and I was nice to her, and she just started attacking me. I was like, Well, I don't know.

00:43:38

In the context of this show, I don't know if that was rooted in anti-Semitism. Maybe that's what Meredith's reality is. Maybe that's how she feels. But I didn't… Personally, I didn't think that Meredith was being singled out because she was Jewish. I just thought it was Brittany just being sloppy and trying to stir some drama up or whatever. But now this has been entered into it. So Meredith is now saying that she feels very targeted by all of this. And this is when Brittany stands up and has her seen as like, I am not a victim.

00:44:09

I'm sick of being low-hanging fruit, okay? I want to be high-hanging fruit. I want to be the tallest fruit on the tree. I'm sick of it.

00:44:19

Grow higher. What do you want me to say? So she runs off and Meredith is like, Oh, yeah, she's the victim.

00:44:27

I'm not the victim.

00:44:28

I'm sick of this I said, I'm ganged up on, and she storms off, and then she turns back. She's like, Stop calling me a victim. I'm not a victim.

00:44:37

I'm kidding. Stop bullying me.

00:44:39

You're literally saying you're the victim as you're screaming, You're not the victim. And so she runs off, and it's the end. It's the end of the reunion. That is it.

00:44:49

That is it. Well, I'm sure that's a pretty lot of things going on there at the end of the episode. So So it'll be interesting to see what the discussion is online. But, wow, that was a reunion, everyone. Thanks for being here.

00:45:07

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