Transcript of #3174 Below Deck Med S10E17 Part Two: Mob (Wife) Mentality

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So they come back on the boat, and then they're like, Oh, my God. It was very choppy. It was actually so choppy. I did not feel safe on there. It was very scary. Sandy's like, So? What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Well, I told you a few things. It'd be chappy. I told you that Bibi's coming to town, and that, God, Storm is so good, really. I'm I'm lucky that I got a screener. I'm not supposed to say anything about it, but Judi Dench, she's going to get an Emmy. I'll tell you that much right now, okay?

What did I tell you guys? That's all politics. Listen, it's like the time I gave Norma Pajmina, and I said, No, it's not to wrap around your shoulders. It's to put over your face. She did it. I laughed at her. I threw bananas at her head until she started crying and ran home. I forgot why I was telling you this story, but God, that was fun. Okay. I'll be in my room.

Never seen a Pajmina with more crumbs on it, that's for sure. Golden grams, donuts, crab shells, the whole range. Everything's crumb.

So Josh is melting down in the kitchen like, Oh, cold plate. And then it's I'm a party night. They want dinner at 9: 15 or 9: 30. They just go tell Josh that, and he's like, Fine with it because it wasn't Kizy, I guess, messing him around.

Yeah, he does not like it when Kizy finds the news. Joe and Kizy are sitting together, a love, a love so torrid, being kept apart. Then one of the guests finds a hair in the hot tub. She's like, You know what? I found a hair in the hot tub. I guess as long as it's mine, it's fine. As long as it's not a pubic hair, it's okay. Frank, is this your pubic hair? If it's your pubic hair, get over here because I want you to clean out your pubic hair. You don't want shade tonight, Frank, because I don't want to see any more your pubic hair in the hot tub.

Joe and Kizzie, you're talking the maddest place you've ever shagged. And she's like, The maddest place? And we're thinking of gondola and you. And he's like, The most memorable was in the garden center. I don't know why, but we were in the garden center. And then the ladies came over and said, You're in a loz.

And then the girl I was shagging said, I know I've hit a low, but I'm horny. And I said, What's that supposed to mean?

I did leave with a free paint stick, though.

That was Well, it's… To be fair, I was shagging in the garden center. To also be fair, I was shagging a trellis. It was weird, but you know what worked? A hole is a hole. Then Nathan's like, Fuck. I don't know what Joe was doing with Kizy. I tried to tell him that he's fucking doing wrong. But I think I've grown this season as a person. I wish my hair could follow suit. But you know, something's got to grow. But not only that, having Gail around, in my life, even just a little bit, just knowing she's stuck in a in a hotel room waiting for seven days for me, and then maybe I might go to her at the end of it. It's just exciting. Can't help but have personal growth after that.

Yeah, I'm not buying this Nathan bullshit for one second. I'm so in love with the girl. I just can't. I don't buy it. You're a piece of shit to me, too. I don't buy it from you, sir. He's like, Yeah, and I just want Joe to be better because I'm better. I'm better. Look at me, Nathan, who's grown so much. Joe needs to be better, too. You haven't grown. You haven't done anything. What What are you giving yourself credit for? The show is giving you credit, too. You've done something other than impregnate somebody, not buying it.

They're trying to really sell the story that he grew up and then now he's having a baby. But last time we checked, you were throwing McNuggets at the yacht. Then we got a text from Gail. It's like, Hey, I'm heading to Minorca with some guy friends to go surfing for the next few days. I just don't want you to see pictures and not know what they are.

Just so you know, totally healthy.

And he's like, Okay. Have fun. So, then, Kizy is still nursing her trash can toe.

I'm still over here rooting for a trash can. I mean, the things that happen on Monday nights.

I know. The things we… In 2026, you never know who you're going to root for, but apparently, it's a simple human trash can.

Jennifer comes. She's like, Oh, my God! I'm having trouble with the bathtub. They can't get the bubbles down or something. You got to come look. It's crazy. They go over there, and dumbass Karen has put all the bubbles in the bath, and so it's overflowing all over the floor. People are fucking pigs. Seriously.

People are dumb. What's wrong with you?

You're hilarious. You're always clean that up. You trash. Yeah.

Okay. You had your reality TV moment. You did something funny. Now, get out. Then Josh is cooking and he's praying. He's praying to his pan because he's making a titan. I think it's a nectarine titan, I believe. He's making an apricot titan. He's like, Please, good vibes. Please have this work out. He's praying over his titan, and then Nathan-I didn't even know you pronounced it like that, a titan.

How did you-I was actually thinking tartine. No, I think it's titan. Isn't he making a tart? Is it spelled tartine?

No, it's spelled T-A-T-I-N.

Oh, titan. T-t. It's a diff. So what is that?

It's like an upside down cake, essentially. Basically, if you were to make an apple tart tatin, for instance, you would basically takes a slice of some apples. You put some sugar and some water into a pan and you cook it becomes caramelized. Maybe add some apple cider or apple juice. A method I learned from the late great Anne Porel. And you put your apple slice and then you cram them in there. You cram them and you cook them. You cook them in this like caramely sauce and the apples start to cook. And then once they're done, not once they're done, but once they're on their way, you lay over like a puff pastry or maybe a pie crust. But I think puff pastry is the way to go. But there's variations where you can just add like, cake dough or whatever. Then basically it's in a skillet and you put it into the oven and then the dough is going to bake. Then once the dough is ready, you take the thing out and you flip it. There, once, what you have is a beautiful Tata Tan. It's actually great. It looks nice because when you've put the apples in the pan, you've arranged them in a nice pattern.

That way when it flips out, it all looks cute. They're really fun. They're fun to make, but you can burn them. The last time I tried to make one, we're welcome to Inside the Apple Tataan Studios. I'm like, James Lipton, and I'm like, Well, let me tell you about my Tata. Yeah, I love it. The last time I did I over-caramelized it. When I turned it out, it looked dark and sexy, and I was like, Oh, my God, this is amazing. When I bit into it, it was like a burned caramel.

I think that's what happened here. That's the funny thing. It's like, sugar is the best thing in the world until it turns on you. When it turns on you, it's like, Fuck you. You thought I was good. I'm really Satan. It chokes you. It tries to kill you. It's evil.

I think that, honestly, when they complained about the to 10, I was like, I'm going to let them have that because I messed up a to 10 once. I thought it would be… It would just always… It's their apples. I thought it would just be always perfect. I'm telling you, it came out, it was like this… It was sexy. It was dark and shiny and shimmering. It was like, Oh, wow. Then It tasted like ass because it was bitter. It was bitter and burnt.

The tatin. The tatin. He's praying over this tatin, and Nathan is trying to gale because he likes her ta-tops, and she's not answering. What part I'm going to be out all day with my friends. Do you not understand? You needy fuck. You were the one who ghosted me, and now you're texting and calling non-fucking stop.

Love bomber. He's love bombing 100%. That's what I'm going to say. Non-stop doing this. Then Max and Cathy are… They're in laundry, and Max is like, Oh, mademoiselle Cathy. Okay, so you need to talk about that. She's like, Oh, God. Then they get interrupted because there's a towel emergency. Emergency. Then everyone starts to change because there's going to be this pajama party, so everyone's sitting in their pajamas. V pokes her head into the galley, but that's Kizy and Joe are in there. She's like… But she doesn't see... They don't see her, but Kizy's like, Joe, okay, guys, if we're getting married, Joe and I are getting married, if we get in six years' time and we're still single, we're going to get married. He's like, Gross.

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap in's commercial. Then V just rolls her eyes in the confessional. She's like,. Then all the guys wear girls' pajamas. It's hilarious. Sandy said, I hope you're all wearing underwear. God. And that was by you're all, I mean Norma. Then Josh is like, Oh, you want a plated meal? You're going to get a fucking plated best dinner, best plated meal in the entire world. Why are these on tires? Why is the chicken being served on tires? Said, Plates. Plates. Plates, though. These are tires. Could you… Someone explain to Josh what plates are.

This is the worst thing. There's actually a hole in the middle. So when you put the food in, you're literally not even making contact with the surface. It's going back onto the table.

Now, Kizzie is still talking about her toe. Most consistence, Kizzie has been, honestly. She She jumps around from thing to thing, episode to episode. But the toe, she's really consistent with the toe. We're all feeling terrible for her, I'm sure. Then the guests are partying, and they're talking about oysters. He's like, Who doesn't eat oysters? The young ones are like, Not me. They're mad at him for saying oysters. I know. They're just very tacky, this group.

They are tacky. Then some people have to go down and clean the tub where the bubble bath was. It's got a bronze all over. It's disgusting. Then the food is being served. There's some beetroot tartare with pickle blackberries and everything. Everyone likes it except for Annalise. Annalise is the... She's the biggest sourpuss of them all. She's like, Eew, gross. I don't like it. Then people like the oyster dish. Annalise is like, I don't like extra large oysters with caviar on it. I like it in the shell with the lemon, and I can just put it down with that red shit. Give me that red shit for my oysters. It's like, Marissa is like, You know what? I hope you can make Clam's Casino. I did like that the older generation is just like, They keep on checking the kids because Jennifer's like, You're on a yacht, okay? You can get Clam's Casino at every Italian restaurant, Staten Island in Brooklyn. Why do you want to have a Clam's Casino, Marissa? Come on, be classy. We're on a yacht.

She's like, I want my Clam's Casino. There I said it. Now, Joe and Nathan are talking in their cabin, and Nathan's Well, Gael's in Minorca with some surfer guys from Sydney. And she asked me, Would it be an issue? And I said, No. And Joe goes, Oh, fuck off. I mean, if she can't behave, you know what I mean? Then that could be a little test. And he's like, What do you mean? It's not a test.

Joe's totally misreading this because he's totally projecting what he would do in that situation and also how he would act if he were the one sneaking off to Minorca. So Nathan's like, No, it's not a test. I'm just saying she went to Minorca. He's like, Well, if she's on faith for me, well, then that's absolutely ridiculous. And then, you know? Then you're free from her, and you can start banging other girls. Congratulations. Get your, get your penis wet. He's like, No, I, I'm just saying she went to Minorca, and I hope she has fun. No, she chiecton on you.

Yeah, he is because he's trying to make this whole, Gail is a cheater thing, a storyline now, for some reason. He's been trying to do it ever since Gail came back. You are the cheater, sir. You, it's you. But Nathan, it did start this off weird. Yeah, she asked permission to go surfing with some guys, and I said, Yeah.

But also, Joe, who has been peddling a narrative that he and V weren't even a thing. They're not even a couple. It's not even a big deal. So he kissed Kizzie, and maybe it's disrespectful, but they're not a couple. So why all the drama? And literally, Nathan and Gail are not even dating. It's not even that they're in a situation. Nothing is happening between them. Now, Joe is like, Well, if she's going to cheat, you better be careful. Be careful because if she's unfaithful, then you know that she's a slut. She's not worthy of your time. I'm like, Oh, so suddenly someone's pretty high and mighty about cheating, and someone has a pretty low threshold for what qualifies as being unfaithful.

Yeah, so Nathan doesn't like that. The guests are still loving the food, except there's not Clam's Casino. Then everyone's messing around in the galley while Josh is plating, and he's like, Kathy, Kathy, please, please. I'm trying to concentrate here. Can we be mindful? I'm I'm in the middle of a service. I'm required to put food on things. All right, please. It's getting distracting. And she's like, Okay. So she salutes him. And she goes, So what should I do? He goes, Let's fucking around. She's like, Okay, jeez.

That's fine. So then they bring out the next course, and Annalise, of course, is complaining. And she's like, You know what? I'm a big pasta girl. Is there a truffle on this? Wow, you're a big... I never would have thought this group would have been big pasta people. Thank you for telling me that, Annalise. I was afraid that you were into delicate obscure foods. I'm really glad you clarified that you're a pasta person. I would not have suspected.

She's like, Is that truffle in this? Is that a thing that people do? It's like, put truffles in pasta? I guess it is. I guess I've had that. It's good. I think it's also trashy to just be like, You know what? I want truffles. It's like when people come on and they're like, You know what? I got to have gold-wrapped things. I want chocolate wrapped in gold. It's like, Okay.

The lady who wanted her steak in Goldleaf. There's a hand roll place right near me. It's the place where everyone has to sit at the counter. Then there's the chefs, the sushi chefs there making things. This one guy is like, So you guys do fugu? Because fugu is the blowfish or pufferfish that you have to be specifically licensed to be able to serve it. I don't think you're even... You might not even be allowed to serve it in America. Maybe you can. Because if you slice the fish incorrectly, you will kill the person. There's a high toxicity. You have to cut around these glands or whatever, and you have to be super, super licensed. You go to very special chefs to do it. It's very rarefied, and it's a whole thing. And this guy is here on Sunset Boulevard talking to the chef being like, So, you guys do Fugu? Yeah. I'm like, What is this flex? What are you trying to flex during, maybe you're going to order Fugu during the lunch rush on Sunset Boulevard? Shut the fuck up. Okay? He sounds so rich. Yeah. Oh, congratulations. You're so sophisticated. You know about Fugu.

You've heard of truffles? Wow, you're really important. That's what I'm saying. She's like the Fugu face. He's like, Unfortunately, truffles are out of season. I tried to get some. Okay, now I'm ignorant about truffles, and I'll I admit it because I love mushrooms, but I'm just not a big like, I'm going to pay $100 for a mushroom. I'm just not... Unless it trips me out. That I'll do. But I don't know that much about them. Aren't truffles dried, generally, and in season? Can't you always get truffles?

I don't believe so. I think you have to literally dig them up.

They have to be in season.

I think they... Because it's like, Black truffle season and white truffle season. I know you shave the- That's interesting.

I don't know a lot about it.

I mean, honestly, he could have just, let's see, probably could have put some dried mushrooms on there and added some truffle oil and then truffles. They'd be like, Oh, my God, this is delicious and so, boy.

I mean, this igniting. She probably knows about as much as me about truffles. I would say just cut up some mushrooms and say they're truffles.

She could have put a big old Portabella on there. We found the biggest truffle in all of Europe and put it on your pasta. She's like, Oh, my God, of course. This is what we want. Josh was like, Look, unfortunately, truffles are out of season. I tried to get some, and I know you're a big truffle girl, but unless we get them from Australia, it's not going to happen. I'm like, Don't even say that. Don't say that. Don't care for an option. Just say they're sold out in Europe, okay? You have to truffle, shuffle out of here.

They're sold out in Europe. Europe has run dry of truffles. She's like, Yeah, then go to Australia then. Get them for me. Yeah, fly them in then. Because Australia is like, What's Australia? It's like five minutes? Just get it for me.

I'm looking up, When is truffle season? Truffle season is Well, it depends on the type. White truffles are September to December. Winter black truffles are December to March. Summer black truffles are May to September, and seasonal varieties are January to April. It seems like they're actually.

So he could get some truffles.

Yeah, he could get some truffles. You know what? Annalise will give you this one.

He gets some truffles. It's easy to stand up for Josh because he's going against these dumb-dums, but we have to remember it's Josh, too. Also, he pulls a King Crabgleg thing later, which is not cool. He's like, Yeah, well, I I wanted to get truffles, but I can't get truffles. And Thomas is like, Yeah, truffle fucker, because he fucked the truffles. That's why. He's like, Shut up, Dominic. She's like, Oh, boy. Just import it. And he's like, And the guy goes, We could have brought it from New York.

Well, then you should have. So then Josh is like, Well, so these are agneelot tea with ricotta and parmesan and olive inside, and there's king crab in the middle. And I was like, Oh, my God. It's so delicious. I absolutely love this. Oh, my God. Then Annalisa is like… She's like, mad. She's I'm not… Guess what? It's not crunchy. I'm not tasting the shell, okay? Because I want my king crab legs.

She's like, I don't like the crab in it. Oh, okay. Josh is like, God, these people are weird. But he sees Cathy and he's like, Okay, listen, there's a vibe that's fucking around. I spend all day on these fucking dishes, and they're not getting the appreciation they deserve. I spent all day doing this, and I want it to go as good as I envisioned. She goes, But has it gone out okay? He's like, Excuse me. She's just like, Dude, just respect him. Don't talk back, Kathy.

She's like, I'm sorry, but sometimes I just have to say, Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. Okay, you got that out of your system. That's fine. Now go downstairs and do something else. She was like, We're getting to the end of the season and tensions are rising, and I don't want this new drama to bubble out. We've had enough of it to deal with as it is. Remember the bubbles that we saw for five seconds? Bubbles, it's a callback. Commercials.

Here comes one right now. So now the guys are out talking about who's waking up when. Max is like, Oh, we have to wake up at 6: 00 AM, so I want to go down now because that would be 8 hours of sleep, to be here doing nothing. We are like crowd in pantry. Nathan's like, But the captain asked us to stay up with the girls until the girls go down. He's like, Well, it's better to have a roll over on deck. I would like to go to bed.

This is so Max. It's like the captain Sandy literally, we didn't say this, but captain Sandy literally said, Just so you know, all the guys stay up with the girls, basically, or outside stays up with inside. Max said, But I need to get my sleep. It's very important for me to get my sleep. If I don't get my sleep, I cannot love Cathy. It's like, Shut up. What's crazy is that Nathan allows him to do this. If I were Nathan, I'd be like, You have to stay up. This is captain's orders. I don't care how you feel. I don't care how much you're going to drag tomorrow. These are captain's and stay awake.

Yeah, I was surprised that he let him do it, too. And then he just mutters as he walks off like, Fucking Max. But yeah, but you're the boss. So Max goes down, and I'm sure that people would have lost respect for Max had we had any, you loser. So Captain Sandy sees... She calls Leah. She's like, Oh, my God. Look at you. You're beautiful. Oh, gosh. Thank God, Apple added this function so I can see you. Bibi time.

Bibi. Baby.

Hey, Mimi.

Hey, so where are you? Well, I'm in like, Orlando. Oh, God. You know that I'm in real Barcelona, not Epiket, Barcelona. Okay, so give me a moment. I'm going to talk to the ticketing agent. I'll be right back. See you soon.

Apparently, that's really far, Baby, and I need a passport, but now my passport says, Baby, yawn.

Ms. This is your aunt. And so the Sandy's like, He is coming for the final night. It's incredible. I can't wait to see her. I can't wait to see you, baby. I can't wait to see you. I can't wait to see you, baby. I can't believe they killed off Judy D. D. 'S character. Oh, my God. I I know that. I forgot that you see it in America first. That was a spoiler, baby.

Now comes the apple tart with vanilla ice cream. They're like, This tastes like an This is disgusting. I ate it. What did you braze it with? What did you braze this with? Meatloaf? This is disgusting.

They kept on saying, What did you braze it with? It's got a black taste. It's a black taste. I don't like it. I don't like it anymore. Send it back. I don't want it anymore. This isn't good for me. I suspect that he burnt his caramel on that. Sorry. But then Annalise has a bigger issue. Listen, put that to Tan to the side because Annalise, she wants a king crab legs. She's like, Can we have king crab legs tomorrow?

By the way, she hunts him down. She goes to him. She's like, George, come up here. Gross.

She goes- Sorry. No, I thought you were going to say more than that. No, I knew I interrupted you.

I just wanted to be clear that she gets up from the table and marches. She's like, I want George right now. George.

Can we have King Crab legs tomorrow? And then he makes a face like, Uh-oh. And she goes, Don't even tell me. Don't even tell me. He's like, But we used it all today because I got half of a leg and I put it in the pasta. You used it for the ravioli. Marissa's like, You used it for the raviolis, right? Okay. Because all right, you know what? You're going to have to import it. Import the king crab because guess what? You gave me no truffle. You gave me no crab.

You gave me no other thing that I really liked.

I'm going to come up with it later, but I'm going to come back to you and I'll tell you that you didn't come up with it. Okay, that's three things. Three things you didn't come up with.

I put three things on my preference sheet. Big cheese This girl, big truffle, and king crab legs. Zero truffle, one crab leg. Okay, I've had some cheese. I just fought it. But still, you divided that crab between eight people? That's something else. Marissa's like, She's just tired. She's like, I'm not tired. I need crab leg.

Baby wants crab leg.

Get me my crab leg.

But the thing is, you're not the primary. So yes, you like crab legs, but this is going to be based on what their primary likes. He's not I'm going to do a whole crab leg feast just for one person. But that being said, he should have some crab legs around.

Yeah, I was going to say, I think this girl's trash, and I think her behavior is trash, and I think her whole demeanor is trash, but she's got a point. If you put If you put crab leg on your sheet, you expect to get big old crab. I want to see the Rockets. I want to see their legs, the crab version of Rocket legs on the table. I don't want this. I put a little tiny bit in the middle of a ravioli now.

He's like, he tells us, Annalice, I can't just whip a crab leg out of my ass. Okay, like a chef with a magical arse. I don't have a magical arse. I'm sorry. I'm like, Honestly, even if you did have a magical arse, I really would not want a crab leg that came out of a magical ass.

But also you're a clown, so you should be able to whip a crab leg out of your ass. You actually should. You know what I mean?

Also, I feel like you're in Europe. I feel like crab leg, you must be able to get in Europe. Just seems like something you get. You're in the ocean. I mean, it's Alaskan cranking crab leg. I get it, but still, it should be around. It's got to be in the freezer I'm going to take this from the section somewhere, right? Because that is- Get a prince crab.

I don't care.

Honestly, just give her something like any crab, and she'll just tell her, just say, I took the liberty to take the crab out of the shell for you, and here it is. It's just like from a jar. I don't care.

Give her a chicken nugget and tell her it's a king crab. She'll be like, Oh, my God! This is exactly what I asked. Finally.

So Annalisa is so mad. She's like, Whatever. I'm walking away. Okay. And he's like, All right, good night. It's like, Your mother, your mother.

Your mother. She said, Your mother.

Your mother.

So now, guys, what? Oh, so Gail texted Nathan, and she's like, Oh, sorry, Mr. Cole. I'm still out, but call me tomorrow. So now, Kizzie can't sleep, guys. That's the thing, guys. Yeah. This one. Yeah, both of them. All of them, really. Kizzie can't sleep. It's 4: 00 in the morning. She's like, Oh, my God, my toe, Mom. She calls her Mom, and her Mom's like, You'll never make it in I lay now. She's like, Mom, we gave that up.

I'm getting really frustrated because it's like this is the last chatter and one final night out. I just thought I was really hoping it'd be a big night out and just hoping I'd get laid finally. Everyone else got laid this season, except for me, and I'm the slottiest one. Let me be a slut.

Yeah, so she can't sleep because of her toe, and Josh can't sleep because Dominic, the cartoon is being mean to him. I like this because Dominic goes, You're no good, mate. Your food is shit. You're not creative enough. Your mustache looks like a joke. I was like, Yes, coming for the mustache, Dominic.

He's like, Wait a second. I'm starting to think this is the below deck staff trolling me now. Are you guys doing that? Because I like my mustache. That's one thing I'm confident about.

It's just Hannah.

Honey. Max goes down to talk to Cathy for anyone who's interested in this. Mademoiselle, which is his code word for I want to have a serious conversation because that's what he says every time. She's like, Oh, so you want to speak to me now? That's kind. That's you. He's like, Yes, well, I need to have a little nap. So sorry for yesterday. It's just you stressing me. I didn't sleep. She's like, Well, neither could I, but mainly because I was so hungry because I couldn't have my chicken nuggets.

Then she hugs him. She's like, Come here. She takes him and she craddles his head in her arms. She's like, This is the only way that we're going to work is if we speak it through. He's like, Oh, for sure. You are the most important person on the planet. I just want to be sure that you know this because I don't have family. Because one time my mother chose a chicken nugget over me. My way of love is different for me. It's a bit more strong. She's like, I get that. That's why you're an obsessive stalking baby pants. I love that. You'll never be too much for someone that can't get enough of you. I want one day a woman to look at you the way that I look at chicken nuggets.

You know, the only way this does work is if we speak it through. But I just want to say no promises on the listening to it through. So go on, have at it. You know what? Would you feel better if you said everything in French? Because I can't understand that. I saw that on a TV show recently with some Russian, and it seemed to work for them. But in my case, it's a way for me to be able to focus on something else while you feel like we're communicating. Okay, thank you so much.

Then they get an end to their romantic black and white movie, and it says Fien as they kiss. Then Asia comes to the crew mess and finds Kizzie crying. It's like, How did that happen? Did you boy me chance my guy with the trash can's girlfriend?

She's like, Oh, I think it's broken. I don't know how I'm going to work. She's like, Well, Kizzie. Okay, well. She goes up to Sandy and she's like, Kizy's down in the crew mess. She's been up since 3: 00 AM because of whatever's wrong with her toe and whatever's wrong with her stupid personality. Oh, maybe she He broke it. She's like, I know. Poor girl. Now, we cut back to Kizy and Joe, and Joe's making a joke. Now, Kizy's laughing as if she's not in any pain. They're trying to figure out this whole picnic situation because there's going to be a picnic. Then Captain Sandy brings. He's like, Kizzie, kizzie, kizzie, kizzie, kizzie, come to the bridge. Sorry about that, Sarah. I guess it would be better if I came to you, but- I know.

I love that. I She's like, Hey, lady with a broken foot, come up the stairs to see me. That would be great. Climb them. Climb. Climb, sucker. Oh, you need an X-ray. Let me talk to the medic. She gets her a doctor, and now it's time for the guests to wake up, and someone's pissed. They're like, Oh, my God, I can't believe you want me on. I was having a nightmare about crab legs.

I had a dream that there was so many crab legs, and they were top with truffles, and I was like, This is the yacht that I wanted to be on. Then our yacht crashed in every other yacht. I was like, Yeah.

Now it's time to discuss the beach picnic, the big dramatic moment on every below deck. Who's doing the beach picnic? Asia asked Josh if he's going, and he's like, No, I've got a lot to do. She's like, Really? He goes, I haven't even started dinner yet. All right, do you think things plate themselves? Do you?

Do you know that it will take me 30 seconds to put each piece of steak on a plate? I can't possibly do a picnic with that time pressure. I'm sorry, you'll just have to go without me. Josh is like, No, I am not going to the beach, but then they're not going to have a chef at the beach, which is going to be a little bit of an issue.

Yeah. And he's like, I mean, please. It's fucking sandwiches and a couple of salads. They'll be fine.

There's some sociology happening up on deck. You know what? Here's the thing with this generation. You guys, you young ones, you guys, generation, you guys don't have strong men. Those are not strong men. And Ali says, You're so right. What happened to the days when you could find a man who would travel the world to find a king crab leg for you? Gone. No men like that anymore.

And all these feminists are making men weak, and we need strong men because it's a balance. You got to have strong men and then weak women like us who just need a man to come along. And I'm like, Yeah, you're a real wilting daisy over there, whatever they call it, blushing daisy. But also, I don't know that she's wrong. I mean, I'm looking around this cast. I'm like, Okay, I'm trying to find proof that you're incorrect. Yeah, what happened in the day where a guy will come out and club a woman over the head, drag her back into the cave, and then ask for dinner? God, I miss them days.

You know what I hate? I hate that those damn feminists being strong and advocating for themselves, and that makes the men weaker as a result. If we have to choose between a weak woman and a weak man, obviously, we want weak woman, Get the strong men back here. Feminists go away. Yeah, we go. We figured it out.

Burn in your bras. What's going to hold up these titties, eh?

Love the logic on this show, sometimes.

Super-classy group. They get better with each clip. They really do. Now Asia is going to send Cathy to the beach to help with the picnic, and Kizzie may have broken her toe, so she's going to have to leave. She's going to have to be thrown in the wood chipper.

And-captain Sandy goes and talks to the guest. She's like, So, guys, can you imagine what it would have been like yesterday? Okay. Sorry. I'm late to watch another news show that I'm dabbling in. It's called Told You So. It's a great TV show. I love to binge it. Sometimes I just watch episodes over and over again and go, Told You So. Time for Told You So. So Annalisa is like, Sandy, I don't even know what's going on right now. I said three times yesterday, three times. Okay, guess what? Guess Sandy is right. They're always like, Trust Captain Sandy, I guess. Trust Captain Sandy. I don't know.

There's Captain Beebe to you. Then they love- You think I'm funny? They love their breakfast. The tender is on its way to get Kizzie to take her to the doctor. Kizzie's like, Oh, Joe, I think I've got like... He's like, Claim me, dear. She's like, Probably. It's what a tragedy this will be if it's the last time I see Kizzie. Oh, shut the fuck up. I don't know what's exactly what I said to my TV. I said, Shut the fuck up, bro.

Yeah, seriously. I shed a tear for you, Lizzie Bennett. So then Kizzie's crying. She's like, Oh, Marto, Marto. And meanwhile, it's time for the the picnic. The Picnic. The Picnic has got to get ready. Then, they're assembling all that stuff. Kathy, Josh tells Kathy to dress the salad, and she's like, But you're the chef. Why should I dress this salad? This is crazy. They're packing up this picnic under staff. There's no kids in everything. Joe is telling Kathy, Oh, I should have kissed her toe before she left. No, you should have thrown yourself overboard before she left, and done us all a favor. Yeah.

So now everybody gets on the tender, and Annalisa is walking on the naughty board to get there. She's like, Oh, my God! It's so wobbly. And then Cathy's bitching that she has to dress salads. She's like, This is I mean, having to put dressing on a salad and then on a plate, a cod. I can't believe we're having to do this alone.

And it is shitty because they're all sitting there under a tent and Cathy's unpacking and unwrapping these things. Although I feel like they should have gone there before the guests to set that up.

I mean, Cathy says-They usually do, right? Experience.

Yeah, she says, The chef's over here an hour beforehand preparing the food to make sure it's still five-star, but instead, they just sent a stew and I'm packing a bag like a packed lunch. I'm like, She's right. I think that Josh should be But also, why don't you guys go ahead of time with the sandwiches and the salads?

Yeah. So Cathy's like, Well, we have a day and a half of this charter season. I mean, it should matter to everybody on the boat that we're giving five-star service. And Josh has just given up. I mean, look, part of me is like, I mean, it's a salad. It's not that hard. But the other part of me sees that Josh completely has, and he's being a big fucking baby. Josh was pretty good this whole season because he really wasn't called out on anything other than the vegan guy. But the second he gets called out, and it's such a minor thing, too. It's like, use plates. He's like, Oh, God, everybody sucks. This whole thing, fuck everybody. You know?

Yeah. He's ridiculous. Meanwhile, V and Max are left on the boat while everyone's on the picnic, at least from the deck team. Then Max is like, Oh, I need to get some more sleep, which he does not need more sleep, but he's decided he does need. Nathan never said that he could go down, but decides he's going to go down. He's like, The chatter's good. The guests are good. There's a moment where I need to settle down. It's not going to come from Nathan. It's bullshit position. So stand up for your rights. This is the guy who wanted to be lead deckhand, who was rallying to be lead deckhand, and he's constantly going to bed. He drives me so nuts. And V is annoyed because now she has to basically do the work for both of them because he's not there.

Nathan's like, Did you guys deck refresh? She's like, Well, I literally ate lunch, and Max has been down. He's like, Oh, for fuck's sake, That's what you get for keeping Max instead of keeping Gail. Asia checks on Kizy. She'll survive, unfortunately. Then Josh asked Cathy It's like, I mean, it was when she gets back. It was hectic, with dressing, plating, and then serving. It was quite a bit for me to do all in one, especially without Kizy. He's like, Right. He's getting on that. She's like, But it's just a lot going on. We're not getting any rest. He goes, Well, I I don't get a lot of rest any day.

Then he's mad. He's like, You're fucking kidding me. Here's what I'm asking you to do for lunch, okay? Move this from here to there. That's what makes everything go to shit, really. The fact that I wasn't there to put a sandwich on a plate. It seems like you have a hard time putting anything on a plate, so I would mind your manager.

I know. That's true. He's been complaining about how hard plating is, and then she complains about it, and he's like, Oh, God, it's the simplest thing on the planet.

It's the last day. They're I was excited. Joe was like, Okay, I hate to miss this. I hate to miss this, Nathan, but I'm longing to kiss Izzy again. I'm so fucking horny over it because I can't have it. I just want to kiss Izzy. I was like, Oh, my God. No one cares that you have to obsess over this every single waking moment, especially to your boss who told you not to do this.

Yeah. Nathan's like, Oh, for fuck's sake. It's so disrespectful. Nathan does his whole speech about how he's such an adult now. He's grown so much. Maybe Maybe Joe, he just doesn't like Joe because he's grown so much, and Joe hasn't grown so much. Which, no, you're pretty much doing the same thing, obsessing over your extracurriculars, which who you also fucked over this season. So whatever, Nathan, I'm not buying it from you either. So they hate each other now, basically. It looks like next week it's going to come to a head, and they will no longer be bros. Oh, no.

No. No. No. Well, that's it. We'll see what happens.

That is it.

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