Transcript of #3171 Married To Medicine S12E07: Scrubbed the Wrong Way

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I'm Roni, and that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben-Owns. How are you?

I'm fabulous, Roni. How are you doing?

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I'm feeling great. Really another entertaining episode of Married to Medicine. I loved seeing heavenly kick off her campaign in a parking lot while also shading cast members. I loved everyone losing their mind at the Scrubs show. It was a tough night on Bravo for people named Angel, that's for sure, based off of what happened on Potomac for Angels Trip, and now Angels Fashion Show here in Potomac. Very entertained. What say you, Rondal?

Love that. I love that. Let's start it off, shall we? This is Season 12, episode 7, Boots on the Ground. So last week, we had this family reunion thing, which was all the families getting together and bringing some members of their family or whatever. And at that, Toya was messing with Brandy. She went up to Brandy, and… Wait, who was she messing with? Is that right?

Toya has... I mean, last week, I don't think that Toya messed with Brandy, but there was the issue with Brandy at the... At Toya's famous Santrope, whatever that party was that she had, she included Brandy in the category of people, like haters that come to the... That are in the group. Yes.

Okay, so let's just start. We start with Brandy at work, and she is doing the pictures that you do when you get Botox, like they do before and after pictures. She's doing that. She's like, We're going to do your after. It looks so good. Okay, raise your brow. You can't raise your brow. She's like, Oh, am I not raising my brow? She's like, Nailed it. I did it right. I did it right. Which I never get because my face never stops moving no matter how much Botox is My muscles are too strong in my face.

Oh. You just got a strong anti-botox, anti-botox muscles. That's a superpower, I guess.

It drains your money and gives you nothing in return. Now, Tori is driving with her sons, and they're like, We're songwriters now. She's like, How many songs have you wrote? They're like, Four or five. She goes, I want to hear one. Let me hear it. They're like, No, no. She goes, Let me hear it. Do those the lyrics by heart. Who wrote the lyrics? They're like, ChatGPT. She's like, Oh, my God, you stole those lyrics.

You'll see for the sound. Then we go to Jackie.

I think at least half of music on the air right now is ChatGPT.

Yeah, I would say it's not like the pop lyrics these days are so super amazing. Over at Jackie, Jackie's talking to a patient, and she's like, You're taking your vitamins and you're doing yourself breast exams every month.

She goes, Yeah, It's just like, okay, now look, don't give me an, yes.

You got to speak with your body. Communication matters. I see your communication body language, and you're saying yes, but your face is saying no. Then we go over to Angel's house, and Mimi, heavenly, and quad are over. She's having a little thing there, and they're all really annoyed because Angel apparently lives very far away. I really wish I understood Atlanta geography more because I always get the sense on Atlanta shows that it's like LA, where if you live outside the city, when someone says, Oh, I just drove in from Pasadena to Malibu, you go, Okay, cool. Those are places I've heard of. But for people who live here, we know that that is a heinous 10-hour drive, and that's so vicious to make someone drive from Pasadena to Malibu. I always get the feeling like that's happening on these Atlanta shows whenever people show up like, Girl, you just made me drive so far to get to you right now.

Atlanta, yeah, it's very spread out. Remember when Portia moved to Buckhead?

They were like, What the hell?

We learn a lot about this just from watching shows in Atlanta, that it's hard, and everyone lives very far from each other. So heavenly comes in, she's like, Oh, my God, love your house, what a beautiful house. It's really beautiful. The house is far. Now, it's very far. As far as fuck, where the fuck are we? I don't even know where we are.

Angel's like, We're in Fairborn, burn. She's like, Well, I don't know. I just drove down.

I don't even know where I am. But you look good, though.

That's the good part. It's like, despite the fact that you live in the wilderness, you look great.

She was like, All the time it took me to find this house, I could have found my son. I could have fixed my hair.

I could have worked a whole day shift rather than come to Angel's house. But you know, I'm glad I'm here. I'm glad she invited us all the way out to fund the fuck Georgia.

When she said, For the time it took me to come to this house, I could have found my son.

I was like, Oh. That was hilarious. I could have found my son.

So they're eating, and she's like, Oh, just give me a little of that. You know I got my Mounjaro shot today. Okay, just give me a little bit of that. And she's like, Oh, hey mommy, hey, quad, baby. Look at little quads here. Look at little babies here. Look at little hot babies on a quad. Gets her mom voice on.

Yeah, quads like, I love my ladies, but knowing that this round didn't take, I'm not yet ready to verbalize it to my friends yet. It takes me some time when life happens. So Heveline is like, Okay, well, we got to meet everyone's family, didn't we? That was fun, right? It was a nice time. She's down to the family reunion. Mimi's like, It was a lot of people over there in Purple, too, by the way. Had us looking very, very sparse.

I don't have anything to do with you and your family. How you all coming through, though? How you all procreate? It has nothing to do with me.

Elsewhere in the- Another Girls' Meeting.

That alternate Girls' Meet app.

So Brandi, Simone, and Contessa and Toya meet up, and Contessa is like, It's been one of those weeks. This really does start off like a community theater production. Oh, ladies, it's been one of those weeks.

When I tell you, we have just been trying to rent out that office space. God, no one wants to be by the bathroom, so we're really concentrating on gastrointestinal doctors. If anybody knows anybody, just let us know. There's an office for rent right across from the and the women's room. It's in the toilet. It's in the restrooms. It's in the restrooms.

So Toya was like, Well, it wouldn't have been if you came to the family reunion, even though it was a dry family reunion. And Ketessa was like, Are you kidding me? What? Because the place didn't allow alcohol.

It's like, Well, that's probably a good thing. So wait a second. This was a really sweet event. Who came for you? And she's like, Hold on. Let's talk about who came for heavenly because she had a brother that showed up, and they're like, What? She goes, Yeah. She said she just found out about him, and Contesta says, Brother, have we had a DNA test? Again, who is going to lie about being in heavenly's family?

I don't know. A very specific liar has a strange end goal, I guess. Someone who's ready to cash in some free dental work.

Yeah, the teeth. It's somebody who needs teeth. I answer myself every time I'm like, Who wants heavenly in their teeth? Keith. Keith. Keith. Keep reminding myself. He's like, Oh. They're like, Yeah, he needs a DNA test. And then we cut back to heavenly. And she's like, I thought it was very strong of my brother to come because he said he was nervous about meeting me in that tween. He was so nervous that he came right up to my office and introduced himself.

Well, would you be open to doing a DNA test? She said, Absolutely. Absolutely. If he was who I was, I want to know. But I want to tell you all this before I forget. I'm actually I'm doing an official launch of my campaign. I'm going to do an official launch of my campaign. The main thing I want to do is encourage people to vote because the elections are very important. You got to vote. Which she's actually right. And she says that she is going to focus... She's going to continue her YouTube, but she's going to talk more about politics and less about, I don't know, dragging Scott and Contessa.

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. All right, what do you guys think of taxes, and do you think that Toya pays them? Okay. Lines are open. And Quad's like, We'll be there. And they're like, Oh, yeah, good for you, heavenly, good for you. And Angel says, Yeah, and I just wanted to say that to heavenly, when we were at that family reunion and I introduced you to Bernard, you made me feel like you were my big sister looking out for me. We see a clip of heavenly like, You got a job? How much money do you make? You're going to take care of my girl? Now, how late do you like to stay out? What do you watch on television? Do you read books? Do you read Do you pay taxes? Does Toya pay taxes? What's your opinion?

And then Angel says, But Toya came out, and I was like, Hey, Toya, this is my friend Bernard. And she comes out here and she's like, Wait, what are you doing with him? You didn't ask me. Didn't you ask me to to a man? And Quad's like, Oh, oh, oh. And Evelyn is like, She's in front of him. And she goes, What I hear you saying is she broke the girl code. The sister's circle has been torn asunder, and you don't go and say that in front of another man.

She's like, Yeah, I mean, I don't roll like that. That girl's trying to be friends with me? Who does that? That's not the type of fucking friend I need. And Quad's like, No, no. And then he just goes, I don't talk to her. She's like, Yeah, well, you don't fuck with her either, right? And I understand. I understand now. And Quad's like, No real ones do, baby. There's no way in the world.

So we go back to Toya, and she's like, So I see all this dude, and I'm like, Angel, you want me to hook you up? And Katessa is like, Wait, you said that in front of the boy? Toya.

You said that in front of the man? No, what are you doing? She's like, First of all, don't play me. Don't ask me to hook you up because I'm going to hook you up with my family. Then if you mess with somebody I hook you up with, then that means that you're messing with my family. So don't mess with my family. What are you talking about? You didn't hook her up with anybody in your family. You She's crazy. She's so fucking crazy.

She's basically saying, Look, I have a whole bunch of high-quality options, and I do not tap into those options lightly. So don't have me pull a favor for one of Eugene's doctor friends if you're already dating someone. But I'm like, That's not a… Toya, if you offer it, then you do it. Well, I guess you didn't offer it. I mean, angel ass. But that's okay. She's not bound to this guy. I think that Toya… I don't think it's up to Toya to police that situation. She offers, and if Angel burns, then that's fine because you know what? It could be a love connection, too. I'm taking this very seriously right now. Toy has just pointed that towards Jessie.

Toy has just pointed that towards Jessie. She didn't hook him up. She didn't hook her up with anybody. The second that someone calls her out, she's like, Oh, but she was messing with my family. No, no one messed with your family. Just stop. Then we go back, and Angel's like, Well, Simone's been investigating, so she's the go-go gadget, so maybe she can investigate. And heavenly's like, Yeah, why is she investigating so much? I've never in my life looked up heavenly. You, angel, nobody. I don't know that that's true, Quad. I feel like there's been seasons where she's-We're literally dressed in a trench coat and we're I have been looking things up on you, Lisa Marie Cloud.

Or was that Lisa Marie Cloud who looked up stuff on Quad? I just know that there for sure was a scene where Quad was doing her cosplay. They always give her some task. This season, as we're literally about to find, well, we just found out, she's a campaign manager. But in the past, she has… I remember, I have such a distinct memory of Quad in a trench coat, like a detective. All the things she was missing was a magnifying glass and one of those hats with the flaps that come down the ears. It was so funny.

Well, I'm not looking up something to find something so I can use it against you later on. And Emily's like, Well, you know, but you know, Cecil, now I don't want him to catch a stray. And she goes, Don't say anything about Cecil. She's like, But you got to worry about your own family and see what they're doing before you worry about other people. So what's the hint about Cecil? What do you think is... What do you think Cecil is doing that they could find information on? I don't know. Child labor?

I mean, is it like his... Is it that he doesn't have a job? Is it that... I don't know. I have no idea what it could possibly do. So Godesa is like, Well, it sounds like the group is divided, but I do have an idea. Maybe I'm the person who can bring us all together. Maybe we should do a girls trip. So I was like, You really think a girls trip is going to bring us back all together? Are you on some crack? She's like, No, no, no. The producers told me I should say this, so I'm saying it right now. How How can I keep up with all the fights that are happening right now? I mean, we've got Quad and Simone arguing about Quad's VIN number. I'm like, Let's not lead with that one. That fight hasn't been really that top yet.

That's why this show always wins. This show's so fucking funny.

A VIN fight. This is the first time we've had a VIN fight. Then we have heavenly and Toya arguing about heavenly's campaign. Then we've got Toya and Angel fighting about angel, sometimes boyfriend. Okay, button up, bitches. Let's go. Be better. Be friends. Be sisters.

Well, I'm only coming if we get to send Quad home again.

Contessa. So, Contessa is like, Well, let me think about all the details because I want to make sure that it's elegant enough for you, Toya. So, Simone is like, I think this is amazing that Contessa is hosting the girls trip because the last girls trip, this bitch was like, My mama, my mama who died in 2010.

And then we see a clip of heavenly going, Your mama. My mama who died in 2010. Oh, God. So, so it's like, You just want a duo over. She goes, Yes, 365 days later, I feel like a brand new person. I'm ready to start again. So now we go to Dr. Heavenly's campaign launch, and Quad is over there helping them set up, and it really is like in a big lot's parking lot. It's crazy.

Yeah. What we find out is that the parking lot, from the parking lot, you can up and see a capital building, I presume, but it's basically a parking lot, and it's not a nice parking lot either. It's just all ramshackle, and it's a blazingly hot day, and Quad is setting up chairs, It's just it's... It reminds me the scene in big business where Bette Midler comes out and milks a cow while she's singing. I'm just like, We can make this look nicer, can't we?

Then we find out what makes this epic is that Quad is going to be the campaign manager. Yes. Thank you. You have found a way to make this work. And I think it's the first time we've ever seen this on one of these shows, where someone's like running for office. Someone else is our campaign manager. I'm in it. I'm in this. I'm in this. So Quad's like, When heavenly brought it to me and said, Quad, I need you to be my campaign manager. I said, Oh, maybe. Not a problem. I'm in tune and I'm in touch with the people.

It's really simple for me. I think the closest we've ever come to this was Thomas Ravenel running for Senate. Yeah, that's true. And Whitney making a video of Girls in Backeenies for his app.

Darn it. Yeah, so that has happened on these shows.

But this is the first time we've seen it. I think… I was going to say this is a real campaign, but I'm like, Is it a real campaign? Was the other one not a real campaign? I don't know. But we're in this space again. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So Quad is like… She addresses the crowd. She's like, Thank you all for coming out today to this parking lot. I want to warn everyone that while the speeches will be compelling, a stray cart may come your way. So be prepared and make sure your shoulders are protected from any cart that might come.

One of our first laws to pass will be, do not park in handy Recap spaces. Stay between the lines.

Now, we do have to make this quick because at five o'clock, they will be loading in the carnival. There will be a ferris wheel placed here, so we must get going.

So heavenly is less subtle on the mic. She's like, Hi, everybody. It's hot out here. Now, bring your asses down here. Fill out the seats, you all. I'm not going to say it anymore. God, dang it. Wait a minute. What do I need to do this?

She's like, Get the fuck in the Can I have a seat, please. So Quad, it's like, Okay, well, I do feel honored to be your campaign manager. And how about that, everyone? How about that? Hevely is like, Who better? Who better? Who better? You're the best.

Okay, so you all know who I am. I'm Dr..

Heavenlyimes, and I'm running for district 93, Representative Jackie, get in the front row. Okay, get in the front row, Jackie. Okay, everyone. Now, here's one thing you got to know. My son was arrested. And she gives actually a very nice speech. She basically says, Her son was arrested, and the ages between 23 and 27 are the number one reasons, are number one ages. That's the range for death in young Black men, and a lot of times it's from police violence. And she gives a very lovely and good speech about this, but not everyone is pleased by it. For instance, Toya. Oh, really? Is that the best you got? But Toya is unhappy with a very personal plea that, Oh, my son was arrested, and he was lucky to survive it, but not everyone else does, and I would like to reform this. Toya is like, Okay, but what else you got?

Yeah, Toya is like, She needs to do her research.

What? Torya, the model of research and education, Toya.

Yeah. So Heavenly is like, Okay, everyone has been so supportive of me. So thank you all, except for one. Except for one. And Contesta's like, Wow, I know she's not talking about me. She's like, But thank you all for being here. Thank you. Thank you so much, district 93. We're going to do some big things. Amen. Amen. Amen. Except for Toya. Except for Toya. Damnation to hell for Toya. But everyone else, I mean, I mean, thank you so much for being here. And Toya's like, Wow, I wish I could have come at 6: 00. And Simone's like, Oh, my God. Toya, these are my nieces. So Toya's like, Oh, you missed it. So she's She's telling her everything that she missed. And Toya is like, I sent you the notes. She goes, I saw Toya. You were on some shit. Now, I'm going to need to screenshot these and save them for the future.

Here are the notes that Toya took of the speech. I was able to take the notes. She said, Every button on the cast has supported her except for one. And of course, you're the only one that's not here, but we all know that's a lie. She's not taking any notes about heavenly's platform or what she stands for. She's just taking on the shady things that happen.

Yeah. So heavenly is like, Simone, you're late. She's like, I am sorry. I have messes. Oh, it's okay. It just means so much that you came. We had such a good turnout. We had such a good turnout. Somebody actually drove up, parked their car, got out, leaned on it, and then got back in and drove away. I mean, what a good place to have a campaign event. And Jack is like, You've taken on a new role. I I didn't know this was real, but now I know that it's real. I'm terrified. I'm terrified for our country. Thank you, heavenly.

Jackie is like, Well, you know… Jackie does not want to have anything to do with this campaign. She's like, Well, I'm not really into politics, so there's nothing I can really contribute. Jackie, we saw you do a Zoom with Kamala Harris. So you definitely are in politics, but she's like, I'm into real politics, not politics.

Can we pass more laws enforcing the use of dildos? I think that that would be great. Dildo for every home.

Everyone, we really have to clear out there's a 16-year-old who's going to practice parallel parking right where we're standing. So come on, everyone.

Put up your own chair, and please don't hesitate to put out a cone. Thank you.

So, Contesta is like, So what made you use quad for your campaign manager translation? What are you thinking? She's a reality star. Why don't you hire someone who has experience in this?

And heavenly it's like, Oh, we've come so close, and she's so smart, and she learns really quick. And Contesta is like, I'm just saying from the outside looking in, it's like maybe you want to make sure that you have someone serious because you want people to think that you're serious. No, no, no. Well, we We didn't come to play. We came to win, and I'm here for education.

I'm here for health care and for police reform and for shaming Simone for coming so late. So Contesta is like, Okay, well, just let me know how I can help from a distance, and I'll just give you some money. But I don't want to love this.

Well, you've already helped me so much by putting Tori's husband next to the shitter. So I thank you so much for doing that. So now Brandy, Mimi, and Angel are talking on the side, and Mimi's like, Are you endorsing this, Brandy? You should. Brandy's like, Well, I mean, I've got to see who she really is before I endorse somebody. I'm going to wait. I'm just going to hold that. I'm going to listen to all of the speeches. You know how it goes?

Because everyone, all of Atlanta is waiting to hear what Brandy has to say about this. But I think Brandy is like, She's like, You know what? I showed support. That's a step. I mean, he's like, Well, that's commandable. You could do more, but that's commandable. So you and Toya didn't say anything when she was giving her speech? And Brandy's like, Well, when And Toya said, You've got to ask Toya what she said. Mimi was like, Oh, because I thought you'd do what Toya does. I thought that's what you do. Mimi's on one a little bit right now.

And Brandon was like, What? Mimi came out today. I'm not sure where any of this came from, but it was fun.

It was fun. I like Mimi.

She's like, I don't do whatever she does. And she was, Okay, I'm sorry. She was, Well, okay, I see you're starting. I mean, we'll follow up another time. How about we do that? And she's like, Well, be careful who you're aligning yourself with. Brandi's like, What does that mean? Mimi's like, Well, be careful if you're aligning yourself with Toya because she just shaded heavenly while she was doing this. That means that you are associated with that.

Yeah. One never wants to be associated with someone who might lightly shade a politician. God forbid, anyone would do that. Brandy is like, I don't need your diagnosis. She's like, Well, I don't want to give you a diagnosis. She goes, Okay, well, go on. Why are you racking here? Walk away. She's like, I'm just saying, I'm just saying. She support your friend. Go support your friend. Mimi is like, I'm just saying you do not have to align yourself with people who are negative, because really what this all comes down to is that Mimi still feels a certain way about Toya at Toya's party, which really kicked off so many issues for this season. She feels a certain way that she came to this party, and then Toya was mean to her.

Yeah. Mimi is like, Well, just don't align with people who are negative. She's like, I don't need your advice. Sarah. They're having a fight. The other ladies are looking like, What are the youngsters doing over there? Yeah, where did this come from?

Look at them. Simone's like, Are you guys okay? You guys need a juice box? You need some orange slices? Mimi was like, Well, I told her to be careful who she's aligning herself with. And Brenda's like, Well, thank you. And thank you, Angel. Thank you, Mimi. Thank you, everyone. And Mimi's like, And do not shade anybody in public form. Brenda's like, She's just like, I don't know where this came from. Everyone's like, I don't know where this came from. But like, Okay, fine.

And now we get a Dr. Jackie in the Office scene. I love Dr. Jackie in the Office scenes because I obviously don't know what she's talking about, but I love to hear her talk about it anyway. She's like, I was just making sure that somebody had ordered my canuals for my My Heteroscope, my hysteroscope. Has that been done? And she has this sense like, I don't know anything about that, queen.

It's just, Jackie's holding this big thing that's got some It's a digital display, but a long prong or whatever. We can imagine what it's used for, but she's just pulling it in and out and she's figuring it out. She's got her wicked glasses on. Simone comes by and she's like, Your scrubs are gorgeous. Love the color. Love the style. Jack is like, Okay, do you happen to have a canular for the hysteroscope? She's like, No. How was your day then? It was good. I'm getting ready to make some changes, specifically, divorcing Cecil. Oops, jumped too far ahead.

First, let's talk about my profession. I'm going to stop being an OB. She's like, What do you mean? She's like, I'm going to stop it. I'm done. I'm burnt out on delivering babies. I I've delivered thousands of babies, and now I look around at a food court with people misbehaving left and right, and I say, You did this. You did this.

I have put some googly eyes on a basket and I said, Dr. Simone. I put the basket underneath the legs and the baby falls into it, and that my work is done.

She wants to drop the obi and just lean into the guy. The guy in the part. She's like, This is the first step into getting myself back. I'm sick of taking care of babies, the ones I deliver and the ones that I married. She's like, Okay, so did you have a calm conversation with Cecil? Like, Cecil, I'm tired. I'm reaching a place where I'm cutting back. She's like, I have told him I am tired every day for the past 20 years.

Simone tells us, finally, Simone is addressing this thing that we keep on noting. She's like, When Cecil left corporate America, he left an amazing salary, and the lion's share of the money coming into our household is on my back. I think I'm just resentful of that because she is doing this really hard around-the-clock work, delivering these babies, because he left corporate America. None of us really know what he does now. He tried to launch some app with child labor in the neighborhood, but I don't know what he does. Is it real estate? Is he doing real estate? Is that his thing? I don't know.

I'm sure he just... Well, I'm not sure, but I think that he just considers like, Okay, I get paid for doing the show. We've been on the show forever. You get paid for doing the show, and you're a doctor. I'm like, I'm going to relax. Yeah. He's like, Bye. I'm tired. Early retirement. I've got a bar in the basement.

Oh, get up. But the kids are out of the house. So the stay at home dad thing is probably like, Yeah, that's not working the same way. And she goes, Here's the thing. Sex, still good. Still getting wet. Still having an orgasm. I mean, it takes a little bit longer to get the orgasm, but I am wetter than a bucket in a well. You know what I'm saying?

Conversations with Simone, you just never know where they're going to be. Here's the thing. I still get wet. I still come. I still splurge all over the place. That is not the problem. Okay, well, thanks. It is like the world. I'm trying to have my lunch. I'm trying to have my lunch here.

Remember what it was like when Shamu would do a trick and you're in the front row and you just get wet? That is me, Jackie. But of course, Jackie doesn't flinch because it's like, OB-GYN to OB-GYN. She's like, totally.

This is Jackie's wheelhouse. Simo's just like, Jackie, I am basically a window washer at a stop light. You cannot stop it from happening, even when you're saying, No, no, please don't.

I am like the Bellagio fountains during Bravo Con, raining on me and still wetter than wet.

Frank Sinatra will not stop singing when Cecil is around. Okay, we can move on from this. So we are having The Fun. Are you faking The Fun? Do you fake the Bellagio fountain coming out of your Who-huh, Jackie? No, you don't. That's real. That's very, very real.

Do you have Keisha out there singing, New York, New York, when the fountains are going? No, it's the real deal.

Do the people in the front row have to wear garbage bags over their chest to not get sprayed?

Did Gallagher paint some softballs and smash them with a sledgehammer? No. Real watermelons, Gallagher. Ponchos. Ponchos are always needed.

Well, I think that you need to learn how to have fun. She goes, But we do have fun. She's like, Well, when you and Cecil guys go out and you hang out, you have fun then. She goes, Yes, we have fun. She goes, But I'm just choosing not to be out with him. She's like, That's not good, though, Simone. She goes, No, it's not. But my plan is to just live out the rest of my life any way I see fit. She goes, Well, that's not very good for marriage. You should marry somebody who goes around telling people that they shouldn't have sex outside of marriage because that's not what Jesus wants. That preview, I'm just spoiler alert. The preview of next week is Curtis telling what does Bunt, the new guy. What's his name? Quads guy. King. How can you forget a name King? Come on. He forgets, or no, he tells him, Maybe the reason you're having trouble is getting pregnant is because sex outside of marriage, that's not what God wants. That's what the Bible says. How dare you, sir? You, of all the cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater? Really? I don't need to hear about the Bible from you.

Okay, you fucking cheater in a PT cruiser. No, I don't want to hear from cheaters or people in PT cruisers.

That's my mind. That's a Venn diagram we do not approve of. Simone says, I don't want to live with somebody, number one, who is not feeding me anything emotionally, but number two, he's so stuck and he's so stubborn that he can't see past himself. I don't want to spend the rest of my life like that. Jackie's like, You're headed for a divorce. Do you want to do that? She's like, Mmm, that sounds great. I wasn't even thinking about that. I was just thinking I needed some me time. But divorce? Absolutely. Let's do it. Simone is like, Is that the worst thing? I was like, They avoided it last time. I feel like the way Simone's talking, this does not sound very hopeful for the two of them. I've got to say, she seemed excited by the idea of just being able to leave Cecil behind and just to live her life. I think this may be it.

Sorry. Well, the way she's talking about it, too, is like, I've worked my ass off. I'm I'm getting myself up for retirement, and now I can't retire because these fucking men are spending all my money all the time. I'm just going to divorce. Fuck them. The kids don't need me anymore. They're older now, and I'm just going to get a divorce. But won't she still have to pay alimony and stuff? I don't know. Yeah, but at least it's her money. What state Atlanta is.

She probably will, but I think she's... You know what it is? She doesn't want to have to run things by Cecil anymore because I feel like it sounds like she feels like Cecil is dragging her down, and she just wants to have some independence because it's just too much. She can't do it anymore. I feel like the fact that she's fantasizing- Is it the worst thing?

No, it's not the worst thing.

Yeah, it's not. I'm going to support it this time around. Last time, I was like, No, you guys are so sweet together. Now I'm like, I think she deserves to live the life that she wants to live. She's clearly having fantasies of a life that she wants, and that's really bad. That's really bad. It's not bad. I shouldn't say it's not bad. I'm saying it's not a good sign for the state of the marriage. It's good for her. Let her have her fantasies. I just think it does not look promising for the future of the marriage.

I have two sides because one of the sides is watching them in confession. Professionals laugh and crack each other up and just be so comfortable around each other, and they seem so close. I see that, but then I see scenes like the one with the sons, and then the one of him in the kitchen where he's all upset with her. For If you're saying anything about it, and I'm like, Leave him, especially if someone's not bringing the equal amount in the marriage, and I'm sorry, but it does come down to money. It does. If he's not going to be willing to go to work and bring him the same money that she is, but then he's going to demand that she spend all this money on the kids and buy them cars and pay for their school and do all of this shit when he's not willing to put in the work, bye. I think that would be hard to respect.

Yeah, I think so, too.

So I'm with you. That's right. Go. Leave him. Get out of here.

I want her to be happy.

Yeah, me too.

They can have a nice relationship. They can have a nice relationship after the divorce if that's the path they go down, but it seems like she needs to have her own independence at this point.

Yeah, she can still date him and have the sex and stuff. Then we go to Angel, who is setting up her Angels on Earth event. She is like, not only am I a full-registered nurse, but I'm the founder of Life's Angels Uniform Company. Today, she's unfailing her Unveiling her fall lines. This is interesting. We haven't seen this before, right? A scrubs company.

Well, we've seen a Scrubs Company.

We had- No, I mean, on this show.

Oh, yeah, on this show.

Well, we know about Figs because Figs was an advertiser. We know that Figs. I didn't know that that was a huge… I knew Figs was a huge thing, but that's cool that you have a scrubs fashion show.

I know. You know what? It's so funny. It wasn't actually until Figs came around, and I swear this is not a commercial, but it wasn't until Figs came around where I just didn't even think it was a thing, like an option. I thought like, scrubs are scrubs. You just get your scrubs, you put them on. And now it turns out there's considerations of like, I want my scrubs to look this way or that way. This scrub looks good, that scrub looks good or whatever. I just had no idea that fashion was an option for scrubs. I just thought it was a uniform that you just slip into. It's cool that Angel is doing this as well. She is basically like, We used to not have stretch or functionality or anything, and we didn't even have fashion, and we need life angels. She's going to have this event, and Everyone starts to arrive at this place, and so Simone was like, Angels on Earth. My scripture is my software. Okay. And Ketessa was like, Well, look at this. And there's a guy, a model in scrubs. They're all filling him up and everything, and they're touching chest and all that fun stuff.

Also, something new. There's something else new about this all. This company actually has a working website with products that you can buy. Yes. This is crazy. It does. This is crazy. What Real Housewives show is this? Come on.

Not only that, I would actually wager to say that this small fashion show or presentation looked pretty legit. They had this big screen in the background. It was sometimes on On the on the various Bravo shows, they do these fashion shows, and they're at a strip mall, and you're like, Okay, well, I guess this is a fashion show. The posh fashion show comes to mind, various other things that have happened on various shows. Like in Utah. But this one, this one looked... This was good. I felt like this was a good show, a good presentation of your brand. So congrats to Angel on that one.

Yeah, nailing it. She has these scuffs with big poofy shoulders. I'm looking at the website now, and she's a model on most of them. She also has a hot guy modeling. This is great. Good for her. Okay, so they come in, and Simone's like, Oh, I'm so God, the candidate is here. It is heavenly. One of the things I told heavenly after you left early is that heavenly has been able to convert people like you, people like Brandy, into supporting her campaign. And Toya was gracious enough to send notes to me as I was stuck in traffic. And I was late. I was late. I will say that I was late. And heavenly is like, Oh, God, let me sit down for this. I have a sense you're going to start a fight with me. I'm going to sit down now. I'm just going to sit down.

And Simone's like, Oh, your feet are hurting already, heavenly. You're going to have to stand with your debate. You got to stand. She's like, Well, I don't have to stand for this. So, Toya is like, To even think that heavenly is capable of going into a political setting with a going to attack her? Well, heavenly can't handle that. I'm like, I'm pretty sure that heavenly will handle really anyone who would attack her on a debate stage. I mean, she may not be able to. I don't know what her… If she has knowledge about all the issues, but she definitely can handle someone coming for her.

Of course. Hello. I do not believe in your platform. I think it will ruin this city. It will ruin the city. It will bring everything down. Yeah, mama. The end. Your mama brings everything there.

It's an unestable point. I I can see her on the national stage. She will be like, heavenly times. Critics say that you do not have enough experience in foreign policy. You haven't taken an authoritative stance on things happening in the Middle East. You have not spoken out about energy policies, things that are tariffs concerning Europe. What do you say to critiques who believe that you're just unqualified to deal on an international stage? Your mama. Okay. Your mama's not qualified either. Okay. Would you like to elaborate? No one's mama is. Stupid face.

Your husband has a small dick. That's true. I've heard it. I'm not concerned about parents in Europe because I have daddy.

And until Europe gets a daddy, then I don't want to hear it.

Okay, heavenly, I want to get back to you in my notes. Okay, so one of the things that Toya said that you said during this speech at the rally pointed out people who were not supporting you. And Toya is like, That is very, very tacky. Tori, of all people, that's very tacky. She's like, No, it's not because it's true, and I speak the truth. No, it's tacky because we need strong, respectful people in politics. No, we don't. Women who are going to lead Georgia in a good way and not embarrass us. She goes, I'm going to leave now because I'm not going to participate in this. I'm not going to do this because I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave. I don't even care about the scrubs. I'm going to leave now.

Don't leave. Don't leave. Stay, stay, stay. I'm going to pray for you. I'm going to pray for you.

And Toya is like, You don't have to say that. I'm going to tell you the same thing that I told the elevator commission. I'm going to pray for you. That's what I'll do.

I don't like ignorant people. I just can't take it. Why is Toya and these people, why are they all so in Kignorant? Dang. Qua, it's like, I don't understand it, but as your campaign manager, I'm going to will you to stay here.

So Brandy's saying, What's going on over there? And Contesta is like, Well, what you missed is that, well, you were there at the rally. And Simone's like, Hey, hold, please. Hold, please. This is our click. Mimi, why are you here with the click? And Mimi's like, Okay, I can leave. She goes, No, we don't want you to leave. And Tori's like, Well, are you asking them a B? And Tora is like, I just have a question. What the hell happened with you guys? Because last I remember, you were totally fine.

Mimi's like, Well, at the launch, I said, be careful with who you align yourself with. And Ketessa is like, What do you mean? She's like, Toria. Toria is like, Well, we need to be careful of you. And Mimi's like, I'm disengaging with you. We'll disengage and go back to your group because you're not our type. Talia. Maybe he's like, I just said, Be careful who you align yourself with because she kicked her out. Remember? So now she's like, going back to the party. She's like, remember with that part? I'm stating facts. Be very, very careful. Okay?

Brandy is like, Oh, God, you're just string shit up. She's like, No, I'm stating the facts. Be very, very careful. Brandy's like, Whatever. Okay, let's talk about Angel. They're like, Where is she? Angel comes down the stairs, and she's in this sexy outfit. It's all space age, by the way. This whole theme is like, Astronauts. Everybody's like, Why is this space?

This part didn't make sense. I'm not including this part in my positive review for the show. Honestly, I just really like that there was a giant LED screen behind it, and they just had it on mannequins. I was like, This looks good. This is exactly, I feel, the right vibe for a small little fashion show. But the space age thing did not really make sense because it was not part of... I don't know if I want space age I don't like scrubs either, by the way. I'm fine with a good timeless scrub vibe.

Oh, no, these are not timeless scrubs. They're interesting scrubs. That's the whole point. But it's fashion. It doesn't have to make sense. I guess she was like, We the theme, space. Let's just do space. She's wearing these futuristic sunglasses, and there's smoke, fog behind her. She comes down the stairs, and she's like, Welcome to the unveiling of Life's Angels, my new collection. You're all seeing it for the first time. Do not leave this room. There's not oxygen out there.

We're all going to die. In Scrubs, no one can hear you scream. Brandy is like… She's saying, We got these are scrubs They're made for all ethnicities. They look good. I got scrubs for everyone. Brandy's like, Well, what if we don't have a booty like yours? How's that going to fill out? Sometimes she said, blah, blah, blah. So Contessa goes, Okay, everyone, I'll be honest. I owe everybody an apology because I missed the family reunion. I know you were very sad that Dr. Contesa couldn't be there, so I'll give you a moment now to cry retroactively. Okay, great. Now you're done crying. I feel like I miss all these dynamics. I don't know what happened, but I will I'll say this. I would love for all of us to maybe get together for real on a girls trip and just hone down, even though it's not quite the right use of hone, on some sisterhood stuff. I want you guys to pack a bag full of swimsuits because we're going to somewhere in the world. I have not decided on the destination yet, but we're going to go there.

We are going someplace, somewhere together, okay? And nobody's going to be misunderstood, okay? Nobody's a newbie here. We're We're all sisters, okay? And we're going to apologize. We're going to keep it moving because that's what sisters do. We make mistakes. And Quad's like, Are there palm trees? Give me a hint. She's like, I don't know. There might be water. I've looked for Airbnbs with hoses.

But what about the palm trees? I was like, Well, I don't know. I have a question, I have a question, I have a question. This trip that we're going to, do we know if there will be trees of palm? Please, I need to know. Palm trees, please let me be a palm tree.

So Angel's like, So what friend are you, Toya? And I'm only saying because I'm getting to know you, Toya. And she goes, Okay, we could do a one-off. What friend are you then? She's like, Okay. But I'm going to mention that there are some things that What have you done that made me look at you a little bit different? Like, What then? Well, we can talk about it another time. She's like, Why did you bring it up now? She goes, Because I'm not fake. She's like, Okay, but that seems like somebody's trying to make something out of nothing. She goes, No, it's not.

I'm not making something out of nothing. I'm just bringing up something out of nowhere and then putting it away right away and leaving everyone confused. Okay, everyone enjoy your scrubs. Yeah, I'm walking away.

Yeah, exactly. So Angel's like, Okay, but if I'm bringing you in my space, I want to know what type of friend you are? She goes, A good one. Okay, what type of friend to buy? And Simone's like, She's very loyal, very loyal to credit card company that she continues to rack up debt with. Very, very loyal.

She's very loyal. Okay, Toya, just put your hands over your ears now. And stupid, very, very stupid.

She'll probably have no money within the year.

So Toya is like… So Angel's like, Well, now is not the time that I want to talk about it because my mother's here. So I was like, Why did you bring it up? That's the question. Because Because I'm not a fake friend. I deal with real timing. I'm not a fake friend. I was like, Simone, you can learn a lot about that one. Simone was like, It doesn't matter for me, baby. I'm good. Well, I just want to say one thing. May I interrupt? The people are saying, If you could just find quads' VIN number, then I can find out whose name quads car is in. How could you say that? And will there be palm trees?

I am not looking up VIN numbers. But why? Why would you want to know, Simone? It's like, I look up property and real estate, not automobiles. I'm a Zillow, not a Carfax.

Okay? Because the king, he goes, 9, 8, 7. 6, 5.

And Curtis is like, he's doing the countdown to the pop-off of about 10 seconds behind. And Quad's like, I brought it up now. No fuck with me because I'm going to bring it over a the fucking VIN number. Get your hands off with me.

You pull it, you bad motherfucker. Pull it, you bad bitch, whatever. You're just like, No, quad, no. Bitch, I ride, whatever. And I live fucking well. Stay away from my VIN number.

You live well with a lot of debt. That's how you live. So they're having to be separated because they're coming for each other. I was dying laughing. This was so funny.

So Angela was like, These women at their big age, I really thought they would have handled themselves with more respect and a bit more dignity. Then I got this amount, Did you all see how quad bucked up about the VIN number? Yeah, well, why did you even tell heavenly anything? Why do you keep telling your shit? They need to just leave me alone. Why do you keep telling yourself? Why do you keep doing this? You're confiding in somebody who's not your friend. Unlike me, Toya.

Well, I'm not going to talk to her anymore. And Angel said, Quad, please, please just stop, because Quad's over there fuming. And she's like, You're better than this. You don't do this. And Simone's going, Well, I don't have all that debt, and I don't live for show. I don't have all that debt.

I have to say, I mean, VIN numbers are very long. It takes a lot of work to look up a VIN number.

More power, too. Yeah. Really.

I know. She deserves an award. Like, wow. I'm shocked. I feel so bad for when mechanics have to write down the VIN number when you bring your car in for the first time, and they open the door, and they look on the side, and they're there for about 25 minutes being like, 9, 3, 6, 2, 6, 1, 6, 3. It takes them forever.

I looked you up, and you were in a minor bumper altercation last year. What do you have to say about that? They had to fix your paint. No, could you? You have not been regular on your oil changes at the dealership.

I passed my smog test, and that's all that matters.

So heavenly's like, Where are we going? I don't even know where we're going. And heavenly is still talking about the vacation. And Contesta is like, Well, we don't need water because everyone here is going to start drowning each other. I mean, my God, what is happening over there? Wait a minute. Just don't put us on the damn boat, please.

I mean, how does this happen right before us trip? How did this happen? Let's pull credit card reports because I don't have all that debt. So then Angel is like, Okay, everyone, goody bags, free scrubs. Who wants free scrubs? Free scrubs, everyone. Simone's like, I'm not taking pictures with this fake what? Because a photographer is like, Here's Simone to take a picture with heavenly. So Simone's like, No. And she takes heavenly's arm off because Simone is angry at Quad, but she's also angry at heavenly because heavenly is the one who told Quad that Simone's looking at her VIN number.

Which, by the way, was it true. Heavenly also just said, You can learn about being a good friend, Simone. Like, heavenly came to play. I think they see all the young women fighting, and they're like, Uh-oh, this is like two scenes in a row that the young women have been fighting. We better do something. So Simone's like, I'm not taking pictures with her. Simone, I'm sorry you feel the way you do about your household because my man's a whole fucking doctor, so I guess you just can't win this one. It's just so upset about your sad, sad unemployed husband.

And Ketessa is like, We are not doing the husbands yet. Yeah, it's too early. Evan Lee is like, This is what I'm saying. Leave people's husbands out of it, especially when her situation is what it is. By the way, Ketessa keeps saying like, Guys, we can talk about this on the girls trip. Come on, let's have the fights on the girls trip. It's my trip. I want to have an iconic trip. Come on, guys.

Simone's like, My household is amazing, and that's why you have to do this fake shit to pretend like your household is good when mine is great, even though I've talked about divorce every episode this season. You can't win this one, Boopy. You cannot win this one. My husband's got a very big dick.

Fuck you, bitch. Friends do not take your secrets, share them with other people, dog you out behind your back, and then hug you in a picture. That's not a friendship. That's not a friendship, boo. And I'm not interested. Well, she's acting like a damn fool.

Simone is going off right now on heavenly. She's like, Fuck you, heavenly. And heavenly is like, She's acting a fool. I get that she's a hater. I get it. She's got a She's got a problem. She's got a problem. A sad, sad husband who doesn't do anything. She's like, The disrespect from you. Bring it, heavenly. Bring it. I got you. Bring it.

So Angela is like, Look, in the name of Jesus, you all get the hell up out of here if you're not going to act right. And Simone's like, If you're talking crazy to me, you're going to get it. Simone, I'm sorry. Your situation is bad. Don't fuck with me. Don't. You guys, I can't take your asses anywhere. Shit, I'm not doing it out of my scrubs events.

And Contessa says, You've been running for office, but you haven't changed a goddamn bit, heavenly. And she's like, I'm not doing anything. Tori is like, Oh, yeah. We'll go to the Wolf of heavenly? Okay. Okay. So heavenly leaves. And as she leaves, she's like, Sorry that your life is terrible, Simone. I'm so sorry about your husband.

So Angel goes up to Simone. She's going to talk serious to her. She's like, Simone, I'm not bringing you to more events if you act out like this again. Simone's like, That's Don't break any of your... Don't bring any of your people. Because when I started, because it started when quad talked to me, and if you're not going to say anything to Quad and then heavenly, but then you say something to me, I'm fine. I'm fine not coming to your events. Angel's acting like she is keeping Simone away from wonderful once-in-a-lifetime events when Simone is- Do you want to see more scrubs being introduced?

I don't think you do.

Do you want to see what the spring line is? Well, then you get Get in line.

She's like, Simone, there's a way to conduct yourself in events. She goes, Then tell quad. She started it. Did you tell quad about conducting herself? She did. She actually did. Angel's like, It's not It's not quad. It's about you, how you conduct yourself. Then talk to quad about it. She got me wound up. It's like, Listen, Proverbs 31, woman. I don't start shit. Is that what Proverbs said? Don't start shit.

End it. End it right here. End it. She's like, When you come for me, you get whatever the fuck you get, angel. She goes, Okay, well, then let's end it right now. Done. Okay, well, thank you. And next time, I'm going to have some security at my goddamn events because you all don't know how to act. Brandy's like, Well, Simone, are you okay? It's like, I'm fine.

I'm fine. That's it. It's married to medicine.

Midseason trailer drops right after that. I guess they're going to be off to their midseason trip. I'm assuming this is the midseason trip. It is. It's a girls trip. It's not the couples trip. We'll see how that all goes. But it seems like they're all at each other's necks, which is always fun to see. Listen, I'm just happy we made it through seven episodes without a Dr. Jackie sex toy party yet. So this is the bath to prove next.

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