Transcript of #3156 RHOP S10E14 Part One: Troubled Waters

Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Happens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelkir, joining me. Today, Today, as always, from an Airbnb that has running water, it's Mr. Roni Karem. Hi, Roni. How's it going?

Well, hello. I'm in my rich, rich house. You're in the Airbnb. Got to get it straight.

Don't get it twisted. We are talking Potomac today, in case you couldn't tell. I am here in beautiful New York City. That's why we have a tall building outside here, this window. If you're on Crap is on demand, you can see it. If you don't, then you're wondering, why does my mic sound a little It's because I've got my travel mic. We've got a big exciting week of shows this week. We have today Potomac, we've got Married to Medicine today. Then either today or tomorrow, it depends on our stamina, we have more episodes of The Trader's to catch up on because holy crap, this season is so good, so good. We only talked about the first episode on Friday, so there's more traitors to talk about. But of course, the big thing that we dropped last week is that the tickets for the Golden Crappies are now on sale. That will be on February 27th in Los Angeles at the Fonda Theater. Planning is underway. We are going to have special guests. We're going to have great comedy. I won't ever guarantee great comedy. I think it's always a curse when you guarantee great comedy, but we'll have great fun and Shadyness.

It's the time to bring the whole community together. If you are a Bravo fan, or if you're just someone who enjoys something fun to do on a Friday night, then come see us. We're going to have a great time. We love it. Tickets are on our website, watchworkrappins. Com, or on our social media, @watchworkrappins. I just posted something on Reddit. We'll get something up on social media, too, soliciting ideas for the ballot, because it's really hard to think back on all the amazing moments and quotes and things. Anything that you feel like should be on the ballot for the Golden Crappies, go check it out. Go contribute to that Reddit thread, and that's on the Watchworkrappins. It's not an official Reddit. It's not the official Reddit of Watchworkrappins, but it's the community that popped up there. Help us out because I think it's going to be super fun, and we'll let you know when voting starts. Also, guess what? Ad free is available on Patreon. If you want to listen to our podcast without advertisements, you can sign up at Patreon, patreon. Com/watchwherecrappens. That was a lot to talk about, but it was all really important.

I would actually say it was probably the most important news you will hear all month or even all year. Sorry. Okay. Sorry that I took two minutes, but that was like world-changing news right there, okay?

Yeah. That's it. Okay, so today we're on to Real Housewives of Potomac Season 10, episode 14.

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Potomac. Potomy, Tomic. Now, I I was excited for Angel because this is where Angel really gets to shine. She's had a rough season. All the ladies have been coming for her. It has been really rough, and now she gets to be like, Welcome to my mansion in Colorado, you evil, jealous look at my bags. Look at everything I have. Look at my black wooded walls, which are so gorgeous, by the way. Look at my fireplace. Look at my 36 acres. Suck it, ladies. Man, did she fall on her face? I feel so bad Now, when I say I feel bad for her, she did dig her own grave and then lie down on it, inside of it. But gosh, I was reading for you, angel. I really was. Not even sarcastically. I was really reading for you.

I wasn't rooting for you, but I actually genuinely feel bad for her about that Airbnb because it seems like I don't... That's just embarrassing. You have someone like Giselle who is so mean about it. I mean, it sucks. I would be in no way. I would be pissed off. I'm like, really? We're sequestered away from other people. There's been the cool people get to go into the beautiful house that was in Dwell or wherever, maybe it was architectural digest. The rest of us are in this thing an hour and a half away where there's no water. I mean, I would be pissed, but Giselle is so mean about it that I'm like, I don't know. I felt bad for Angel about that. But then at the same time, Angel is so angel that whatever goodwill or whatever pity I have for her goes out the door and the window. Honestly, anything that leads to the outdoors, it's going that way because she's such a flop at all times. Angel.

Oh, my God. Really, really. Just flip flopping all over the floor like a fish.

It just got caught. She was so proud of those guys. I mean, we'll get into it.

Oh, those guys were terrible. Those guys were horrible. Oh, my God.

I was horrified.

The whole thing was terrible. Wow. Just her instincts are terrible. Half the ladies over, she'd talk the ladies to all the guests so that the guests hate the ladies by the time they get there, which is obviously what happens.

That's literally what happens.

Then you seat them at a table, like an acre away, so they couldn't be around the real guests. She's just like, Every decision, every instinct she had was just incorrect. It was incorrect.

It was incorrect. I feel like Monique has a fairly accurate read on her. I won't say it's the most accurate because I think every relationship is different, but there's definitely a weird energy that Angel has around Bobby. I'm not even saying that Bobby is like Chris Samuels, but I feel like Angel seems very wrapped up with status by the fact that she keeps on name dropping or status dropping or whatever the equivalent is of saying that she's an elder wag and Bobby was a starter. This is my friend who's a high-tier investment money manager.

Super high wealth.

Super high. Yeah, Yeah, well. Everything is a plague.

They're friends. Yeah.

It makes me wonder if... I think maybe what Monique is picking up on is that insecurity. It's not even... I don't know what the status is of... I don't know enough about Bobby to know what really is going on with him, but at the very least, she's obsessed with status, and Bobby has a big, big piece of status. I think she's very worried of losing Bobby and losing some status and traction in whatever world she thinks she's in. I think that's what Monique is picking up on. It's just sad.

I don't know what Monique's doing, but Monique is completely in the wrong, too. Who does that? Who goes and just says, Oh, yeah, that's an abusive husband right there. I can tell. Like, oh, yeah, not a great move on her part either. I thought that wasn't really cool. Stop projecting your shit onto me. And yes, I know that I'm a hypocrite because that's literally what I do here all day long.

But- Well, then we wouldn't have Real Housewives if they didn't didn't project all their dysfunction onto everyone else because that's what they all do. You also would have runs. That's what they all do at all times.

You also would have runs because that's what I do. But still, I was like, oh, that's so rude. Who does that? Anyway, let's start at the beginning. Everybody is sitting around, and Angel has just confronted them because Giselle keeps saying, Oh, really? I get the little room? Oh, fine. Then let's talk about your evictions because I've got some more information, but I'm not going to say ya. And so Angel's like, Okay, well, one thing we're not going to do is bring this negative energy over my threshold. I've been in, well, I've been in architectural digest. How dare you? You tell me right now or you won't get to see my kitchen.

She's so concerned about negative energy entering her threshold when she has those three lumps of men just sitting there in those Adirondack chairs, not saying anything to the women. So rude. Later in the episode. She's worried about these women being negative? Excuse you.

Yeah. She demands. She's like, I am in a cowboy hat. Who has more information? Wendy is like, Well, I guess what I heard about you was that a friend of mine who was a real estate agent said that you called her and said you were moving to the area and you want a property to look like it's $14,000 a month, but you're only able to pay $1,000 a month. Okay. Well, first of all, who doesn't say that? When I go shopping, I want something that looks expensive and it's $5. I mean...

Yeah. I do have to say that When this information first came into evidence a few weeks ago, I was like, Oh, gosh. Angel is so busted. But then when you find out that this person is saying that Angel wanted to only pay a thousand a month, I was like, Wait a second. I don't believe that at all. Well, the reason why is that for a family of four to want to pay... You can't get a one bedroom, I feel like, for a thousand a month. I just feel like that's such an unreasonable request that even I don't think Angel said that. I think Angel- Especially in a Tony area, no, there's no way.

No one's that stupid. I think if she said that, she was saying it like, Okay, I want it to look like it's a million dollars, but I don't want to pay a million dollars, which is another thing to say. Maybe it was like tongue in cheek.

Yeah, exactly.

But yeah, they're making it this huge deal, and no one thought she was going to get a place for $1,000. That's just stupid. Giselle's like, Well, that lady, Angel's like, Well, nothing is a $1,000. Tia says, Well, she sounds like an awful realtor, and I'm saying that it's a princess. Giselle's like, No, because she said she didn't want to work with her. She will not work with somebody who will only spend $1,000. Wendy's like, Actually, she's the Willy Willy Goodwilleter. So, suck on that.

Wendy's basically like, The realtor has no reason to lie on you. Plus, she's not the only one that said this before. Well, then just say, Give us more information then, Wendy. Don't leave us hanging here then. So Angel is like, Well, I don't know if she was upset because it didn't work out because she didn't find us a property. And Wendy's like, Oh, so you do know who I'm talking about? She's like, Oh, she does know who you're talking about. Oh, she does know who you're talking about. And then just like, I do. She's like, Well, I'm... Angel's basically like, I'm paying $14,000 for this house. Trust me. I'm really bothered. I don't like it. I am paying $14,000. Okay?

How dare you? I'm paying the money. Also, Angel, first of all, one thing Angel is for is PR because Angel has been on every podcast and every interview show. She's on everything. I'm surprised she hasn't popped up on QVC or the Bible channel because she has been on everything. Listen, I haven't listened to any of it because it's Angel. I don't know who thinks like, You know what? We need to up our ratings this week on this podcast. Get Angel.

Get me. Yeah, seriously.

I see the little clips they post all over the internet. In one of them, she's saying, Now that house was $14,500, and I have the Airbnb listing to I'll show you to prove it. I don't want anyone thinking that I was trying to pay a thousand bucks. So whatever. Apparently, she brought the Airbnb receipts. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial.

I believe her. That's to me, of all the things, this is one. This is an easy thing to believe. I don't believe that was her natural face on that photo on her Instagram earlier in the season. But this thing I do believe. Then Stacy's like, Well, why can't we just call the agent? I mean, since you know who it is, why don't you just call her and say, Why did you lie on me? Why don't you call her? Angel's like, No, no, no. Wendy's like, Oh, okay, so now you want to make calls? Because you didn't want to make calls when we asked you to call TJ. I was like, Well, that was different. With personal relationships, you might need to pause and think about when you want to call. But with business, you call and straighten things out. So why not in this moment? I was like, No, sorry. Wendy got you on that one, Stacy.

And wasn't TJ business, too? Yeah. So Angel was like, Well, my business is slated to open in 2026, and that's happening. And if someone wants to spread lies about me, about the CEO of WNDYR, Wanderland, which I've talked about like it is an open business for a whole year, and now we're finding out it is not an open business. I hope that they make some lives better than me wanting to spend $1,000 a month on a house, okay? Because I was under the impression Wanderland was open.

I think it is open. I think she was trying to expand into Potomac, so maybe that's what she meant by it.

Oh, okay.

But also, it's a Potomac... It's a real housewives of Potomac business, so you never really quite know what's going on.

I just don't see how lucrative that is. Guiding a few people through the wilderness for a few days to touch crystals doesn't seem like it's going to... I don't know. I think you need to aim bigger for football money.

I also think what's so funny about Angel is that she talks about this. This is obviously an important part of her life. Crystal's meditation, affirmations, wellness. But it really only seems to be part of her when it's convenient on camera. You don't look at her and say, Oh, this woman is like, she's all about this, because it doesn't really seem to come out of her personality. It feels like she does it, but it's just funny that she is actually professionally involved in it because it doesn't seem like it flows out of her. It reminds me of on Next Gen New York City when Ava was like, looked at Ariana Beermann and was like, You don't strike me. You don't look like you would be someone who is a fashion designer, right? Ariana may like fashion and may want to do fashion, but there's nothing about her that oooses that this is part of the fabric of your being. It's just so surprising to me that this is the path for Angel because it's like, we'll go episodes on end, and then suddenly she's like, Oh, let's do a wellness thing. But where did this come from?

Well, it seems like a very, I'm not from here, but I'm going to pretend I'm from here, thing. I've lived here long enough, and now I'm a local. When people move to LA and they're like, Yeah, I do yoga now, and I've been to a celebrity center. I'm from LA. Then they become really like, hooh-hah or whatever. I think maybe she's Coloradoing that. What could we do in Colorado? People love crystals and spirituality and hiking. It's like, Yeah, but you don't. Do you?

I don't I feel like she likes it. She does it. I like yoga, but no one's going to look at me and be like, Oh, my God. Ben is like... She speaks of yoga.

Ben should start a yoga business.

I'm a yogi. I should start a yoga business. Come to my sound bath. No one's thinking to me for a sound bath.

You'll probably make a million dollars if you did mix the things you really love. Like yoga and bagels. Fuck, yeah. You can do yoga, but it's the easier kind. And then we all go have a bagel together.

You want to know something really exciting this Thursday, which, of course, is Bagel Thursday, as is every Thursday. But this bagel Thursday, it also happens to coincide with National Bagel Day. That's right. I'm so excited. I'm in New York for it. I get to have a New York City bagel on National Bagel Day on Bagel Thursday. See, now that's something that boosies out of my... See, that's coming out of... You look at me and you think bagel, right? Yeah, I'd give you $10,000 to follow you around for that, watching you talk about bagels. I would 100% lead a bagel tour in Los Angeles. A hundred %. I would Gladly accept payment for that.

Here's Hanks and pops. The end.

There's so much more. Anyway, the point... I don't even know why I'm making this point about Angel. This almost feels like an unnecessary point, but it's just what happens. Why are we talking? Why am I all revved up about Angel?

Because Bagel Thursday is national. It's coming up. That's why.

When is National run What's the way to get water on your Airbnb day? Yeah, exactly. Was that last night?

They're still squabbling over this $1,000 thing. The ladies don't really believe it. Tia's like, Well, Angel doesn't strike me as cheap. You just have that land issue. $100,000 isn't going anywhere, anywhere. Anyway, but maybe in Nebraska.

Angel's like, Okay, well, everyone, let's have a mindful moment. I hope I cleared everything up. I don't care who doesn't believe it. It doesn't matter to me. And she was like, Oh, that wasn't the mindful moment. We have this mindful guy who's basically Gia Giudice. She's Colorado's Gia Giudice.

She is Gia Giudice. She is Gia Giudice. She talks like her way of... I wouldn't trust her. She's like, Gia Giudice, if Gia Giudice was at a Christian youth camp. Hi, guys. Aren't we happy to be here today to celebrate Jesus? Yes. Okay, let's get some breath into our muscles and some Jesus into our souls. Okay, stretch it. The energy. I'm trying to meditate. Get this child out of here. Get her out of here. Get her back to your tiki-taki. I'm trying to do some yogi.

Yes. They all start to move out to the balcony to do some mindful meditation. But before they do that, Jazelle turns to Stacy and she's like, So, how is Tjia? Jazelle tries so many times this episode to get other people to be messy. So many times. I mean, how many times does she ask Wendy to call the realtor? But this episode and last episode, right? She was trying so hard.

But Jazelle does. No one will take it. It's too much. It's very like Heather from Salt Lake City. It's like, I get that you think that this is your job, but you're overdoing it. Calm down a little. So Stacey's like, Do you know how T.

J. Is? Well, that's how T. J. Is funnier.

Well, yeah. She's like, I don't know how T. J. Is, but I do know how Timo is.

So now they all go out to the balcony.

I love that guy.

He's full of so much personality.

So they go out to the balcony. He's been making oval, squarish, rectangular-ish, roundish pizzas with no cheese or sauce.

Isn't it sexy? They go out to the balcony and they all sit on mats for this meditation. Everyone except for Angel, who sits on an AC unit or something. It was so bizarre. She's sitting above them, watching down. They're gathering there. Bianca, the fake Gia Giuda mindfulness instructor, is like, Okay, everyone, we're going to settle in. Here's some more Atlantic lavender. Okay. We're going to set an intention for the rest of your trip. Take a moment to relax your shoulders for a second. If you happen to be sitting on an air conditioner, please just let your butt settle into the Grooves of the vent. Okay. Now, let's talk about intentions. Starting with... Let's see. Let's start with... First, let's do some jazz hands. They start shaking their hands, start doing jazz hands. Stacey is like, I did not fly to Colorado to do jazz hands while Angel sits and watches us. I'd rather have champagne than do yoga. I know that I'm a yogi, and I shouldn't say that, but this is just where we are.

This Bianca check. Oh, my gosh. She's like, Okay, guys, take a second to relax your shoulders. Do a little shoulder roll. You better do a little shoulder roll. Yes, you better do it. I was like, Why are you talking like this? What is wrong with this person, Bianca? I was so annoyed with Bianca this whole time. She's like, Give me some jazz fingers. Yes, jazz fingers. Not the jazz fingers. Am I right, ladies? It's like, Can we just... Can we kid pop? Can we just get through this? Thank you. So yeah, Stacy's like, I didn't fly here to do jazz hands. Bianca's like, You see how you feel? A little buzzy because we're letting go of that energy. Oh, my God, where is that energy going? Bye, energy. See you, energy. Oh, my God.

Not energy leaving. And so Kiarina is crying again because she's high on some pill and she's in low altitude. And then now it's time to set an intention. Angel is like, Guys, I would love for all of us to set an intention. So Bianca is like, I love that idea.

We have to point out, Angel is not even sitting on the ground, okay? I know. Everyone else to sit on the ground. Angel is sitting on some outdoor air conditioner or some shit and just watching them. They're like, Why the fuck is she have to sit on the ground? Why the rest of us stuck on the ground? This, I think, goes back to the point of, Angel doesn't even do this.

Yeah, that's the thing.

He's like, I'm not sitting on the fucking ground. No.

Yeah, I just think it's so odd. Yeah, and sitting on the AC unit. Angel is like, Well, my intention for this trip is just to get to know you ladies on a deeper level. Oh, my God. They get to know you. You'll get to know me and I'll get to know you. I was like, Oh, gosh. Ashley is like, Angel has said repeatedly that she wants to get to know the other ladies in the group. And then we see the montage of her a million times. I'm really looking forward to getting to know you. For you to get to know me. I'm like, Angel, we know you now. It's not getting any better.

Yeah. She's like, Well, hopefully she puts her money where her mouth is because we really want to get to know her. Hopefully, she admits that her husband hates her, knowing that she's broke. Stacey's like, My intention for this trip is to be present and to enjoy you guys because I'm tired of fighting. I would like to enjoy you a little. Wow. I don't need any of your intentions. The season is over. Just get up and fight. I don't want to meditate, and I certainly don't want to watch you meditate.

Yeah. Ashley's also... Her intention is to pull back more layers and laugh and realize it's not that deep. Wendy also says that she just wants to have fun They don't have a lot of time together. Let's have fun. Tia is also like, I want to get to know everyone better. Everyone's saying these really nice things, and it gets to Giselle, and she's like, Okay, my intention. Have a room with a bathroom. Not having this.

Angel's like, Well, Giselle's made it her entire life's mission to criticize me into midpick, and that's what she wants to do. Then let her. Let her do it with her no water, no running water, and her twin bed.

So later on is going to be a ho down.

Yeah, we better bet it's going to be a ho down. Yes, ho down. Okay, you can leave Bianca. You can leave.

Not a ho down. Talk about, Hey, this ho is down. Am I right? Altitudes.

Pimp up, ho down. Am I right? God, this was fun, guys. Leave Bianca.

Bianca is like, Well, fuck you all. I'm taking your water. So, Kierna, they're all excited for the ho down, and Kierna is like, Hi. And they are talking about their arrangements and everything. Giselle is once again, bragging about how she... When she took everyone to Nevis, she made sure everyone had their own room, and it was beautiful, and their own bathroom, even Stacy, yada, yada, yada. She's still very salty about these arrangements.

She's like, So I expected Mrs. Wndyuts to do the same.

They're like, So, Giselle, are you still leaving?

And Kieran is like, I don't know if I would. It's really dangerous out there. It's really, really so dangerous. Why am I crying? Giselle says, There's a hotel, and Wendy's like, Uh-oh, she's willing to go to a hotel, you guys. But the hill… Kieran just says again, But the hill was so dangerous. I wouldn't go to the hill. It was very, very dangerous.

The hills are alive with the sound of music. Kierna laughs. She has probably no idea what the reference is. She's like, So, okay, well, Kiana, you need to lay down. Angel, I think you need to take your friend, whatever. They're basically trying to make arrangements to be like, Okay, we got to go take a rest. It turns out Kiana is going to Angel's house. That was the thing we were confused about. We were like, Why isn't Kiana going? But she is going. Monica is like, How many bedrooms is your house? She's like, Well, it's six. But unfortunately, a lot of them are used, like Bobby uses one for his man cave, and the bunk room is Bobby's man cave, too. And then there's a kitchen, which is Bobby's man cave. We have a nice foyer, but that's his man cave. So unfortunately, it's all used up.

Lots of man caves for Bobby. You better work at man cave. Bianca, get in your car and drive away. Drive away, Bianca.

By the way, we find out that Bobby's friends are staying in the house also, which I don't know if we'll ever find that out, but if those guys are staying in the house, I'm going to give a big, raised single eyebrow and go, Hmm. Because you're telling me that you took up bedrooms for those guys who wouldn't even stand up and say hello to the women? But this is pure conjecture. But I like getting mad on pure conjecture.

Well, six bedrooms. Okay, how many kids does she have? She's got a lot of kids, right? Three, at least. I forget. I don't count the kids. I'm not really a kid counter. Sorry. But let's say she has three. She's got at least two bedrooms for the kids. She's got one for her and Bobby. She's got one that's like a bunk room. So that still would only leave three bedrooms, which is not enough. But even without having the room in the house, getting them a place an hour away is crazy. An hour and a half, actually, is cray-cray.

It is cray-cray. They did mention that the Airbnb was in Littleton, right? Didn't they mention Littleton at one point? But I don't know. Someone's got to do a map. We got to see what the distances are. But I feel like in the past, when people people have invited people to stay in their houses, it has always worked out. Because people have big ass houses and people share beds and stuff. I just feel like when people have gone on cast trips to people's homes, like to Camille's place in Colorado on Beverly Hills, or to... There was another Colorado place. I think they say that unlike Dallas. Any time anyone goes to Colorado is what I'm saying.

They don't- You're like, Colorado has this space. I've seen it on housewise.

When they went to Monique's house, that's where... They had a trip where they went to Monique's house, her other house. The husband's not there with the kids. Get Bobby and the kids out of there. It's like, send them on vacation. Have them get a friend to her, be happy or something. That opens up two-room... No one wants to stay in the kids' room. But you know what I'm saying? There's a way to do it, I feel.

Yeah, because it's not like everybody's dying to wake up and look at Angel's face. You know what I mean? They're not like, Oh, my God, we don't get to spend more time with Angel. I think it's more like, you dragged us all to Colorado to advertise your wanderbutts and to show the TV how gorgeous your house is, but you're treating us like shit. You're not treating us... You're treating us like an afterthought, and you're just using the show to promote your own bullshit.

It's like, if they were 20 minutes away or 15 minutes away, I think it'd be okay, but they really are so far away. It is weird. You can just get them a regular Airbnb. I feel like this cast, for as much as this cast has come up, Potomica is definitely one of those shows that has a rich history of bad Airbnbs. You can pull it off.

Yeah. Angel is like, Well, the other rooms are for Kieran and Tia, and Monique or Jazzy is like, So when did you and Tia get so close? Which I think is a good question. But listen, she needs to get some friends. Of her arms. Tia's like, Well, she's been very kind to me. Because she and Angel are super close, it was like an automatic connection there. Angel only has two extra bedrooms. What's the problem?

Because who else would go? Who else would Angel invite? If she has room for two people- Anybody would be questionable, right?

Because she's not friends with anybody.

She's not friends with anyone. It's not going to be Giselle. It's not going to be Ashley. She Angel said this nice thing about Wendy. I think, generally, I generally like you. That does not qualify you to be in the main house, though. Then after this, it's not going to be Stacey. I don't think she's even has a relationship with Stacy of any noteworthiness, right? I actually think she should have invited Monique because I'm surprised she didn't pull the wag card and be like, From one wag to another, come stay in my house.

Yeah. So Angel's like, Okay, let's go. So some of the girls are going, and so they get in the truck, and Kierna and Tia are getting in the truck, and she's like, Well, if that girl really said what Wendy said, she said, that's bad. She's like, Oh, that is still unprofessional. She's like, Very unprofessional. That is a very bad realtor. Very, very bad.

Cut to Giselle. Wendy, do we want to call the agent? Let's call the agent. Let's get her on the phone. Let's hear her. Come on now. Come on. Wendy's like, Uh-uh. I'm not calling her. Let Angel do She's like, I'm not getting dragged into this mess, Giselle, more than I have. Okay.

More than me, the one who started it?

Well, she started, but she- She started it in the beginning. But then what's going to happen is that Wendy will get blamed for calling the realtor when it was Giselle who really wanted to do it the most.

Yeah, I think Wendy's just like, I'm not doing the work. I'm tired. She could do it. I've passed the baton. I'm exhausted. Monique's like, Okay, so what was she saying? I'll call her. She goes, Yeah. She's like, I'm not calling her. Ashley's like, Okay, well, that's fair. Well, you wouldn't be so defensive about the word eviction if you weren't evicted. Yes, she would. If I was leaving an Airbnb and someone accused me of being evicted, yeah, I would be like, I wasn't evicted. But I love that Giselle takes that as this huge piece of evidence. We go to Angel's truck and Kierna says, Well, first of all, for professional reasons, that's the extreme thing I've ever imagine of. It's extremely bad. I'm sorry.

An angel is saying, Well, Giselle was mad because she thought she had a got you, but really, it made her look stupid again because I keep my business tight. These issues that they have, they are made up and they're based off of jealousy because let me tell you something, they hate the house, but that house is a $1. 6 million house that they are staying in. That's like wag money right there. It speaks of ingratitude, wagless ingratitude.

She goes, Now, listen, I'm a humble lady, which I was cracking up at because in the other scene when they were like, Oh, you only want to spend $1,000. And she goes, Let me tell you something. My very, very rich, rich ass did not... She said something like that, and then it cuts to her like, Yeah, listen, I'm a very humble lady, and I'm not sure where this energy is coming from, but I'm an eternal optimist. Wonderland.

If there's anything I have picked up from Angel all season long is that she is an eternal optimist. That's what I always think When I see her smiling face every single episode, not being a wet blanket, I'm like, There's an eternal optimist if I've ever seen one.

Yeah. Tia is like, Well, angel, I know that obviously, with a given, the K would be in your house, but I feel so special that I would include it. So thank you so much. Do you have a whole bunch of stuff walking through your garden or backyard or property or anything like that? Tell me. Tell me right now what to be afraid of. She's like, Well, we've got Bobcats and plenty of snakes. She's like, That of snakes. Yes, Rattle snakes, boa constrictors. We've got this snake from Jungle Book that is actually bigger than a mountain that could eat you. Be very… What the fuck am I staying here? Who brings me to a house with rattlesnakes and bobcats?

I know. Also, something just occurred to me. Isn't Angel's whole thing that we wander lust is that we lead people on these... It's like wellness retreats, right? So one must assume they keep people in a place for the wellness. Do they keep them in the Airbnb that the women are at? Where do they keep them? Because they have 36 acres. The whole thing is they have 36 acres. I always thought Wanderlust took place on their property, but I just have so many questions.

I don't know. That's a good question. I wonder if they can pitch tents and dig holes for their poopies or something because that's- Maybe it's a whole other property. I don't know. Where do you stay when you go to Wanderlust?

I don't know. But anyway, Giselle, back to the Airbnb, Giselle is like, When we went to Nevis, you all felt warm, you all felt loved. Giselle's so hung up. She's so proud of her Nevis trip, which was fine, but like, nothing, nothing memorable. But she keeps going back to it. Monique is like, Well, I thought we were staying at her house. Because then we see a flashback again to the episode where she, where Angel was talking out like, If you're coming to my house, I need to make sure you don't act this way. We need to clear this up before you come to my house. I invited you all to my house, my 36 acres. They're like, Yeah, we thought we were staying at the house, the house that she's talked about all season long.

Yeah. They're all upset. Wendy's like, My favorite part of the trips is when we come tonight, we talk in the kitchen over cheesecake, and we hang out and talk about how stupid Woes is. They're like, Yeah, we're Robin DeVar Golden moment. Then the other ladies, Kieran is like, Is a mountain lion going to get us? Angel goes, No, no. If you see a mountain lion, it's already too late. You're not going to see one because you'll be dead. Tia's like, Well, there's a point of entry in Stacy's room. She goes, So where we meet? Tia goes, They may smell Stacy. It's like, Oh, my God. Stacy still catching strays. She just can't win that check.

Left and right. So back in the Airbnb, Stacy is saying, I just hate that we're separated already. Wendy's like, I hate that. And Stacy's like, And now we're going to be separated again because you guys are leaving because Giselle really wants to get a hotel. And as we talked about on Crappy Hour, there was footage of them at the Four Seasons of Denver, which I wonder if that's where they wind up going at the end of this episode because this Airbnb just gets worse and worse and worse.

Yeah, they just He needed a shower. Wendy's like, If Angel was going to tweet us like this, then why did she even invite us on the twip? I'm like, Okay, you know what? Some of the people I can see being like, Wait a minute. Why don't we get to stay with Angel? But, Wendy, you're the one who's like, Angel just wanted to pay $1,000 for her plate. Why does Angel want to put you up? I mean, come on. The fact that it's Monique and Jazelle crying the loudest when they're being the meanest is so this show. You get what you earn, okay?

The Wendy crew... I'm not the Wendy crew. The angel crew arrives at her house, and Bobby shields angel from the rain. They go inside. They're so impressed with the house. They're like, Oh, this is beautiful. This is gorgeous. And Kieran is like, I love the reinvention of Whittaker Marble. I was like, What? Kieran is suddenly a marble expert. And they're just like, Oh, my God, it's so beautiful. This is beautiful. Oh, it's lovely. It's I don't know. Of course, they're just like, God, go for it. But actually, it's gorgeous.

But actually, the rooms, the house is gorgeous. The house is so, so pretty. Yeah, it's really, really well done. And the guest rooms are gorgeous. The treatment on the walls is so pretty. Is it like a cement? What is it on the- I don't know.

It looked great.

It's just so pretty, this whole place, the beds, even.

I mean, really well. Yeah, but then there's also a violinist. It's like standing in the corner of the kitchen as they walk through on their little tour. I'm like, What's happening? What's happening here? Or maybe that was later. I don't know. But at some point, there was a violinist. Actually, it wasn't.

Yeah, there was a violinist at the party.

At the party.

Yeah. They asked Tia if she's happy to be here, and she's like, Well, I was told... Well, I was going She goes, Let me fix my face so it's not obvious what I'm saying. I was told where to stay, and I stayed there.

Yes. And Kieran was like, Is this the Wonderland?

I feel like I'm in Wonderland.

She goes, Oh, wow, this is beautiful. You said, Oh, You have your own sweet bathroom. You have your own bathroom. They're just like, Oh, this is the lap of luxury. Cut to Wendy, which is like, The magic of our girls trip happens when we're all under one roof. I could sleep in the bed with you for a night or whatever. I just think it's a bathroom piece. I don't know. It's just really sad. It's funny because for sure, if you're going on a group trip, that is the best time. It doesn't matter whether it's on a house life show or if it's just in real life. The best is at the end of the night, you're all together. You're having a slumber party. But they are really leaning into it here in a way that they never have on any other girls trip. They never talk about it this much.

We're not going to see each other getting ready at night. How will we talk to each other? Will we get glammed? How are we going to live on this trip?

But it is funny because it's the four of them, and there's this whole giant bar of alcohol, and Stacy's like, Well, we have all that liquor. I mean, who's going to drink it if you guys leave? Because, again, Giselle and Ashley are thinking about leaving. They have all this booze, they've got all these snacks, but it is just four of them, four or five of them. It's just so awkward.

Ashley says, I need a bathroom. I poop three times a day. They're like, Wow. Giselle's like, I'm twice. I said, Okay, that's where we've come to. We're finding out how many times each person poops now. Come on, man. So they keep going on and on about this. And then now it's time for Angels' Welcome Mixer. And so- By the way, a welcome mixer where the people who are supposed to mix refuse to mix.

It's more like, what's the opposite of a mixer? It's a welcome separator.

Yeah. So Angels getting glam, and she's like, Oh, this face is giving. Now I'm going to go get nice and drunk. So this was $100. I'll give you $50. I'll give you $50.

Yeah. I cannot wait for the welcome mixer. I have a beautiful dinner, open fire dinner for the ladies among the backdrop of our 36 acres. And I have really tried to plan details so the ladies know that I'm being intentional with their time. And so then we see them all getting into the car to go 35 miles north for this one. It's a one hour... It's 35 miles, but it takes one hour, I'm assuming, because of winding mountain roads.

Yeah, so it takes an hour and a half. Yeah. So it's even a lie about the the distance. Monique calls to check on her son to wait some time, and she's like, Mr. Call, it sounds like you've got heat, exhaustion, and dehydration. Okay, I've got a remedy for you. It's called you an Annie. Stop fucking calling me.

Okay? Yeah. She's like, I finally get phone service. Oh, did you hear this? Bullshit. Go in the shade, drink some water. So then now they're talking about divorces and marriages and stuff. And Jazzy is asking, Hey, did you guys have a sticky, really bad divorce? I hate you. I hate that we're done with this. And Monica's like, No, but I don't think he thought it was going to go through. And she says that Chris didn't even really want a divorce. And Monica is saying, she's also joking that in light of recent events, Stacey would be the most comfortable person she could talk to with her issues with her ex because she's the only one who really knows Chris Samuels at all. So maybe she can relate.

Yeah.

I'm assuming that's what she meant by that.

Or did she mean that they- Well, like they're dating. She was joking like, Oh, well, it's her ex, too, if they dated. So she would get it. But I think she was kidding. So then Ashley, meanwhile, is like, Oh, my God, look at those houses. They have to be Airbnbs or whatever. I mean, we could have been at those. I see 30 Airbnbs. It's just everywhere you pass. It's like, Well, there's a place with running water, I bet. Oh, God. No, but they have a toilet. Someone's probably pooping in that house.

They I mean, it is. I mean, they are passing several houses. Although, to be fair, if Angel had put them in one of those houses, they'd be like, this, we have to stay here in some crappy suburban ranch house while they're in the lap of luxury. So they would never be happy, to be honest.

Yeah. And that's the thing with Giselle. She's so unhappy about every little thing that when there's really something to be unhappy about, it's like, Oh, God, there she is complaining again. Even when it's real, it's like, We don't have water or anywhere to poop. It's like, You do They're laughing but complain. It's like, You're the little girl who cried to can't poop.

So then they do the thing. They're still driving, and they actually go on to Airbnb. They're like, Let's just see what's near here. And they're like, Okay, here's one. It's an eight-bedroom hot tub in Red Rocks and sleeps 20. They're like, There's what you going to do with 20. The thing is this, they're right. Of course, there are giant Airbnbs. Colorado is such a... That Denver area in in general, Boulder, all that. People want to go and have a cabin and have a whole bunch of people there. So it is crazy that theirs is so far away.

In the other car, Jazzy's like, Oh, my God, 53 minutes. Monique says, Wow, you guys, yeah, let's find an Airbnb. Find an Airbnb. Monique's like, Well, I've hosted two trips, and the network does cover certain expenses, but it's our job to be in with production every step of the way. Then we see clips of Monique's trip to France and her Lake house in 2020.

She's like, What do you think she means by that?

I'm going to make sure it's good. She means that even though they might pick up the 10 minutes, they might It's still your responsibility to make sure everyone's comfortable, make sure their accommodations are good. Production doesn't do all that for you. They just pay for it. If your trip sucks, it's because you sucked at the planning of it.

This was, actually, I thought, a significant moment. This is the first time I can remember, I think it was the first time ever, that there was a breaking of the fourth wall about how the logistics of the trips are taken care of. They always, always, always, even in the later years of the housewives, where we've seen a lot of fourth wall breaking, they always make it seem like, Oh, my God, I just had this idea to go on a trip and I'll do it all myself. This is the first time that someone's actually said and that Bravo has put on the air, Look, the network pays for stuff. But yada, yada, yada. I thought that was a pretty significant moment. Yeah. They're talking about- And an otherwise insignificant. Seriously. Guys, it's 2026. It's a significant thing that happened in America. It was a huge moment, guys. And an otherwise insignificant vertical. Yes.

This year, my horoscope said, Shit's about to change, and it just did.

It just did. Acknowledgment.

Monique says, The energy was just weird. It was like, damn. And Jazzy's like, Yeah, she just seems so emotional. I mean, what the hell? She Yeah, but this is Monique. She goes, You got to understand, there's so much other stuff she's not sharing. I can confidently say that because I've been in her shoes. I see right through it. It's a lot of pressure when you're doing it all and you have one whole partner that may not be. I'm just hypothetically speaking, just, I don't know. I mean, maybe it's abuse. I don't know. But it's seeming pretty abusive to me. I'm just saying. Just rhetorical.

I didn't take it as abuse. I really didn't. I did not take it as an abuse. What I took it as is that Bobby calls all the shots, and Angel is afraid that if she doesn't go along or she doesn't stand and say, I don't want to do that, or no, or stand up to Bobby and express her wills, that he's going to leave her. She's powerless in this relationship. It's a relationship that she likes. She loves being in the relationship. She likes the idea of it. She likes the image of her life as like, Hey, I'm a wag, and I'm married to a football We've got this mansion, and everything's great. We have this beautiful life. But fundamentally, it's not an equal partnership. That's my takeaway.

I see what you're saying. The reason I say abuse, and I don't mean physical abuse. She's accusing him of physical abuse. I'm just saying that what Monique has told the ladies about her relationship, she describes an abusive relationship. She wrote in her book that there's an abusive relationship. It's like she's very out about it being… Well, actually, she said physical. She said In her book, she said that they physically abused each other, had molestia, physical abuse, and stuff like that. She's telling the people this. She's showing them her book. It's not like she's being shy about her own. When she compares her relationship, when she says, Oh, I recognize that. That's exactly what my husband did. You're comparing her husband to your abusive husband. You know what I mean? Abusive, more maybe toxic is a better word, but it's still just gross.

Not the best.

Because even though what she's saying, we see it… When we see it later the way he is with her, I don't want to say whether it is or not, because I don't know whether it is or not. I just think it's the second he says, Oh, it's going to... We'll get there when we get there, they all switch to this immediately. Oh, well, Bobby. Bobby, na, na, na, na, I get that they attack each other on these shows, but it just seems to be going a little low to be comparing her relationship to your abusive relationship. It's like, oh, like...

Yeah. Again, I took it more just like she was saying. Angel is not... It's afraid to just be herself. But I mean, it could be both ways. Definitely, Angel takes it the way that you said it, I think.

Yeah, because they just went to this whole book thing about Monique's terrible relationship. You know what I mean? She wrote a whole book on how she's not part of this horrible relationship anymore. She's like, Oh, my God, your relationship was just like mine. It's like, Excuse you?

That was not a book. That was a series of love letters from her former self, written by ChatGPT.

So Jazzy is like, Well, as a wag, I don't experience that thing. You are a five-minute wag. Okay? And didn't your husband have keys on you? I mean, come on.

She was a wagamama. It's a joke that would make more sense in London because there's a series of restaurants there called Wagamama. So, yeah, no, I agree. You're a recent wag.

Yeah, you've been here two minutes. Okay.

You're like a wag newt.

Yeah. Call me three kids later.

A wag zygote. God, it must be fun to be able to start every sentence with as a wag. I think that's probably why. I mean, it's got like the what a fun privilege.

You're a minute wag. Yeah. As a wag.

As a wag.

Yeah. I don't experience that, but I wouldn't want a woman bringing an ex-husband and comparing them to my current husband. Monique is saying, Yeah, maybe she doesn't want to open up, and maybe she doesn't want to talk about it. I'm just saying, I don't know. Who am I to say? Stacey's like, Be careful. She's very sensitive about her man. She's like, That's why. I mean, hello. I've been there, too. That's what I'm saying. I was sensitive about my man, too. She reminds me of where I was in some ways.

No. That being said, this is not the first time on Bravo that these moments have arisen where people have recently experienced something of trauma, and then they project it onto a situation. They see the similar signs, and they feel like, Oh, warnings, warnings. But is the track record on Bravo on this terrible? Is it every time someone does this, it's like, Oh, see, they were wrong. They shouldn't have projected. Or has it been actually fairly accurate? I'm just trying to remember the examples. For some reason, I'm going right to Lisa Rinna and Kim Richards.

Well, with most of the examples, and look, I say this about my own personality, if you just automatically think everybody's shitty, 80% of the time, you're going to be right because that's just humanity.

No, that's why everyone always goes, Ron is always right, and Ben is right. Because Ron is always like...

Ron is always negative.

Ron is always like, because they're shitty. You'll see they're shitty, and then eventually they're shitty, because guess what? It turns out that most people on Bravo, at a certain point, they just spoil and they turn shitty. Then I'm the one that they're like, We love Ben, but he just doesn't get it. I'm like, No. Yeah, because you see the good.

Well, I don't. You see the good a lot more than I do. I think that I'm going to win more because I see humans are going to It takes more effort for a human to be good than it takes for a human to be nasty. It doesn't mean I think humanity just sucks in general. I just think that humanity has a very dark side, and it's easier to just live in the dark side. It's harder to do good. I think that just voting on human nature, you're going to be right if you say people are shitty. I think on these shows, when people are like, Oh, her husband is shitty, 90% of the time, they're going to be.

That's going to work out eventually. It's going to work out. Yeah. So anywho, they all arrive at Angels at long last, and they're like, Oh, my God, this is so beautiful. And then we see there's people in the backyard, there's a violinist lurking in the kitchen, in playing Mozart, which it's like, Okay, sure. That's a new interpretation of a hoedown. I appreciate a Mozart moment at the hoedown. Sort of a hybrid tea garden party, hoedown. Sure, go for it.

Well, it's definitely something to be like, I'm rich. I had a violinist following people around. Nobody wants that. Nobody is like, You know what I really needed today? Some violinist following me around, playing some bullshit. I don't know. It's like a kid. What is this song? Do you know any Charlie XX?

But it's also like, if you ask a kid, What does it like to be rich? And like, Well, there's a violinist at the party. A kid would say that. I've never seen the movie Richie Rich, but I feel like Richie Rich probably becomes rich and has a party and has a violinist there, right? But this is Angel doing it. She has this random violinist coming through because she's a humble woman. We forgot to mention she's a very humble, guys.

She's very humble, guys. Super humble woman. The house is stunning. Ashley's like, Clearly no lack of land here, and you don't have a house big enough to sleep some women, sleep some girls? Land does not equal housing. I know. You dumb dumb. I'm going to defend it on that. Stacey says, Puffy probably won't allow it. Oh, angel, I brought you a little crystal for your home. And she goes, Ashley, are you trying to make me love you? I just love this. Now I feel bad. Are you trying to stay in my bed? I didn't even know that you knew that I collect crystals. And Ashley's like, Yeah, I had a sense.

Yeah. We do see clips of angel's New Age moments from the season, so it's not like there are none of them. Just don't feel like it oozes from her. Then we see our vinyl in us, and Tia's like, Who does that on your wedding day? We can have him. Who? British shade. And Angel's like, Okay, ladies, there's a bar over here with the specialty Mezcal drink. Mezcal. It's a drink that we've discovered in New York in the Upper East Side, brought there from Mexico, apparently. You'll really enjoy it.

I would like to thank a lady named Erin for bringing this to America. And I got Mezcal because I know that's your favorite, Jazelle, okay? And I wanted to make sure you had something that you would like. There are also toilets of flesh here. You're welcome.

So Giselle's like, I mean, she's got a lot of making up to do. She's happy. She's like, Okay, Angel, I see you. I mean, it's funny how the simplest flat rate will start to turn someone. And then Stacey goes, Angel is showing more excitement for Giselle than her own husband. I'm trying to figure this out. I'm like, No, I feel like Angel's very excited about Bobby. I think that was a wrong take by Stacey.

Doesn't she see Bobby all the time? Every time Bobby comes, does she have to be like, Bobby, I got you mess cow.

Yeah, I think she's really excited about Bobby. They all say hi. And then Monique is like, Hi, I'm Monique Samuels. We used to talk on the phone for years and years and years. Years and years ago when my ex-husband mentored you. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm an even more elder wag than your wife. So just remember that.

You might not recognize me, but I'm a Wawag. That was a wag.

Was a wag. I'm what your wife will look like soon enough, okay? After you guys have a bitter divorce.

I'm the representation of the biography that your wife is going to write to herself in letters, in voice notes on her iPhone.

If you find some love letters, if you find some love letters written by your wife, just know they're coming to me. Just the metaphorical version.

It's like, Yeah, I talked to you in high school. God, that was a long time ago. She's like, Yeah, full circle. Full circle moment. Wow.

Now, then, Angel brings them down to an oxygen bar because why not relive the year 2001? Am I right, guys?

He doesn't want to breathe in fluorescent green food coloring. God. Yeah, what was this? It just sounds so healthy.

Back when I moved to LA in 2001, Woody Harrelson had an oxygen bar on the Sunset It was wedged right between the standard hotel and the Argyll, or the Argyll and whatever. It was right there. It was this crazy thing, and you'd go in there. They had all these potions like this, and you'd go in and you'd just snort oxygen of different flavors. But that was such a trend of 2000, 2001. It's just so funny that Angel was bringing it back.

Yeah, my mom did it in Vegas, and she came back and she was like, Oh, my God. Vegas has this thing called oxygen. I was like, So does the world. And she's like, No, Roni, you sit down and they put it on your face and you breathe it and you just feel so clear, you feel so free. I'm like, Mom, it's because normally when you breathe in, it's Benson & Hedges or Virginia's Lens. It's called breathing the air. Try it. Hello there. This is a two-part recap, okay? This is the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this. Just come back a little later for part two.

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