Transcript of #3158 Married To Medicine S12E06: Reunited and It Feels So Good

Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crap-in, the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today, the One and only, Roni Karem. Hey, Roni, what's going on?

Well, hello. How's it going with you?

Going pretty well. We've got a pretty exciting week to start up here. We're doing Amazon Live later today, so come join us if you want to hear some recommendations of cool things to get. Also, tickets for the Golden Crappies have gone on sale. They'll be on February 27th in Los Angeles at the Fonda Theater. We'll be giving out awards to the best, the worst, the most chaotic, the shadiest, all that fun stuff on Bravo. We'll have special guests. It'll be fun, singing, dancing, living, laughing, loving, all the things that you'd ever want from a live show. But it's actually great because it really does bring the Bravo fan community together in a way that's special and unique. So come join us for that. It's really going to be great. The ticket link is at watchworkrappins. Com, and also on our social media at watchworkrappons on Instagram. We are in the process of building the ballot, so keep your eyes and ears peeled for the voting. Also, you can go ad-free with Watch for Crap-ins. If you are sick listening to ads, go to patreon. Com/watchworkrappins, and you sign up, and ad-free is right there. Come join us.

We also do bonus episodes. That's where our traders coverage is. We recap the first episode, talked our way through it, and then there'll be more traders coverage to come. So check that out as well as Crap is on demand. So that's all the very exciting stuff that's happening in the world of Watch for Crap-ins. But now, let's talk marriage and Listen, what say you, Roni?

Ms. Quad, heavenly. Toya. Toya. Yes, welcome to Married to Medicine. So we open with Dr. Jackie in her crazy glasses. I saw someone online called them wicked glasses.

Yeah, that's what Tom was saying. He's like, Oh, she still got her wickeds on.

So funny. She is delivering a baby. She's like, It's two in the I'm about to go lie down. Babies need to get some sleep inside the uterus or not. I need to make sure that this baby does not have a gigantic thyroid embarrassing it at parties. Dr. Jackie, making sure babies stay thin, one baby at a time. Thank you. Check you out.

Angel is talking about what her life is like on her shift. She's saying it's been like another long shift. She's like, One of my patients didn't even want to keep his clothes on. I said, Are you single? Because I'm really really looking for a man. Then we go to Mimi, who's saying that she's having a rough day because Mr. Sanders is gone, and we need all hands on deck at the office. Okay, pray for me, people. Pray for me. She shows us her office, which I was amused because she has a chandelier in her office. She has a little chandelier light fixture over her desk, which I feel like is a extravagant little decor detail for a therapist's office. Please tell me about your decaying marriage under the light of this crystal chandelier. But I know it's supposed to make it feel more personal at home. I know why it's there. I just thought it was funny. It was a funny little detail. She's like, I'm putting up a chandelier.

Back at Quad's house, she's having an I'm back party. She's like, I'm back. They're like, Yes, you are. Welcome back, Quad. Tell me about your trip. Then, meanwhile, heavenly's crying.

She's like, I miss Quad. You look great, girl. I miss you, Quad. I miss you so much, Quad. Hey, Quad. How are you, Quad? I miss you, Quad.

She's got her high pitch Muppet voice on. And Quad is like, Well, I'm not pregnant at all. That's what I'm going to tell you all. I'm not pregnant. And Evelyn's like, I mean, that's 15 times a week. I mean, you could be right. And Angel's like, What? 15 times a week? They're like, What? That's crazy. Then, Contesta shows up. She shows up and she has this gift. And, opens it and says, giant Teddy bear. I'm like, Contessa, you know that she doesn't have a baby, right? Is this a gift for the eggs? It was just neck retrieval.

I brought you some hot sauce for your eggs to celebrate your eggs. What the hell? What gift is this? She's like, Oh, I think she wants me to have a boy. Girls don't like bears. She's like, Isn't that cute? It's like a Contessa in the outfit, inappropriate for the moment. She's like, Well, you've been on your new plan. Have you been craving anything in particular, like any sugar? Since you're not drinking, and cried and goes, Contessa, look at my ass.

Look at it. She's like, Don't worry about that. It's going to come right off. I gained 70 pounds when I was pregnant. I was like a whole other person. I mean, I wouldn't even let Scott come in and watch me on the scale. We have a great marriage. It was crazy. Then Contessa was like, Yeah, I don't care what people say. Being pregnant is not a beautiful experience. Okay, you have to go to the bathroom all the time, and then you just start to pee a little bit. Then it's just like, you're a kid, you're just suction cupped on my breast. It's not nice.

They asked what happened in Ghana, and she said that they got four eggs fertilized. After that long process, it was a huge win, and she's like, And now we just need those eggs to fertilize at 100%. Now she's getting text messages every day telling her about the and how it's going. And Heavenly is like, Oh, cheers, baby.

Cheers, the MBO, baby. Cheers, the MBO, baby.

So King meets up with the guys because who doesn't need a guy scene? And I like that they're doing it in the barbershop.

I like it, too, especially because Eugene is there.

I love a good guy in a barber shop scene.

I love Eugene at the barber shop because I don't think we've ever seen him with hair. I'm sure there's some hair that grows in that they need to shave off. But they're having this whole scene and Eugene just like his eyes are closed and he's getting misted with product. He was just enjoying a moment of silence without Toya.

Yeah.

King is like, Well, hi, everyone. So, Well, this is going well. Eugene's asking, When did you get back from Ghana? He's like, Sunday morning. It was originally supposed to be one trip, but it turned out to be five trips. You know what I'm saying? They're like, Wow, man, that's a lot. That's a lot of going to Ghana. He's like, Yeah. It's taking time away from my work, taking time away from my daughter who we never see. It's a lot of going back to Ghana. That's King's way of being like, I'm sick of it.

Yeah. They're like, What we do see you supporting her. You're getting points for that. He's like, Yeah, it's a lot of catering to someone's needs and then neglecting your needs at the same time. No, sir. No, sir. Stop acting like, This woman's just begging me for a baby. It's all about her. That's what you're a mile, too, sir. Okay? If you don't want to do that, stop phrasing it like… I think if you said something like, Going back to Ghana is a lot. We need to do this in America. Okay. I think that's a fair request. But phrasing this is like, Oh, yeah, it's a lot catering to someone's needs and then ignoring your own needs. No. King continuing to give me the worst vibes. He's like, Yeah, but it's a time that I got to put my own feelings aside and to support you.

Yeah. She's like, But that's not fair. That's not right. He goes, Well, it doesn't have to be fair. It doesn't have to be right, but it's what's needed. I have to be there for you to support you and keep us together. I didn't think that that was that bad, that he was like, Well, it's not fair to me that I have to put everything in my life on pause, but that's what's the right thing to do. I thought that was actually a nice thing to say, Ron. No, you don't think that was nice?

No, not how he's saying it. He's like, Oh, yeah, I have to put everything inside just to support you and keep us together and just do all this to keep us together. No, you're going to have a child together. You're not doing her some huge fucking favor. I don't like that, putting the whole thing as like, Oh, the woman wants a baby. Now we're stuck having this baby. I'm just going to do it because I love the woman. It's like, I'm doing you a huge favor. No one is doing you a favor when they're telling you what a favor they're doing you every five minutes. Right.

So Cecil is like, Well, if you were to bring up what you were needing now, you would look selfish, right? He's like, There you go. And Cecil is like, And that's the thing. You and I You know, Eugene can relate because you have to learn as a mate that there's a time and a place to have a discussion. I'm like, Says Cecil, the time and the place who doesn't seem to ever know the time or the place, and that time or place doesn't seem to have ever arrived to have the discussion, right? Of the discussion of being on your wife's side. I don't know what I'm trying to say here. I'm trying to be like, be on your... I'm like, the point is that Cecil's... When it comes to talk discussions of timing, Cecil is not the expert on this.

Oh, yeah. As Cecil He's trying to be an expert, and when in five minutes, he's about to start losing it in the kitchen for no reason. So, he's like, Yeah, now's not the time. When Simone's on call, I'm not going to discuss anything that's meaning… Because I know... I'm not going I'm not going to discuss anything I need to discuss because I know where we're at. Am I lying? Eugene's like, Life's too short, man. Just do whatever they want. Just do what they want. We go back to Quad's house, and she's like, What are you at? What was going on while I was gone to Gala? Well, I was gone to Gala. Well, I was gone to Ghana. Well, I was Ghana. I'm just going to say that. I was here then I was Ghana.

Khaja goes, Well, we made some handbags. And Quad's like, What? She laughs like, That's ridiculous. And then she goes, And it turned into a feud between Toya and heavenly. And Kwaad's like, Well, I'm gone. I'm in Ghana, and I'm trying to get these kids, and you guys are all here acting like a fool. And heavenly's like, Well, she was talking about her husband, and I'm like, You talked about my child. And Angel's like, Well, I think anyone would feel in some way if they talked about your child. And I was like, Yeah, but if you talk about my child, I think it's time for... It's open for me to talk about it. If I could think I want to talk about it. So then Angel's like, Yeah, I think that's totally right. But then I don't think Toya talked about her child. And in fact, someone even says it at some point, Toya never talked about your child, in this case, at least not as I remember in the group text.

No, but heavenly says that because based on what she's going through right now with her son, that Tori knew that and she talked about her family, so she was hinting that it was her son. She still gets what she got.

So Havingley's like, She came in me hard. Where's all this animosity coming from?

And Contesta's like, Well, you said she was talking about your kid, but that happened years ago. Why would they even still talk about it?

She's like, I don't know, because it came up in the blogs. It just came up in the blogs.

So Condesa is like, Well, I wonder if Simone looked it up. I'm just playing, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, but seriously, I wonder if Simone looked up. You want to talk some shit about Simone?

You should talk some shit about Simone. Oh, yeah. She looks up everybody's stuff. She looks up everybody's stuff.

And God's like, What friend looks up everybody's stuff? Like, Uh, all of you? I mean, are you the one who always has the price of Toria's houses and- Yes. Keeps track of all the robberies in the neighborhood, et cetera?

So Evelyn's like, Well, she said that if she had the Vint number, she'd look up that damn car, too. And Angel's like, What? And I was like, Yeah, Crosby and Rolls-Royce. So they're like, What? She would look it up. I'm like, I don't think... I mean, maybe Simone would, but I think that... I'm assuming she was making a joke. So, Qua is like, She should have known that heavenly was going to come back and tell me. She should have known that. How do you operate with a person who would go behind your back and start snooping around looking for some shit? Bravo. Have you seen a reunion? Have you ever seen a Manila folder at a reunion?

Well, am I not a good friend for telling her? Because I don't know. Maybe I'm fucked up. I don't know. Maybe I'm the bad one here.

And Ketut's like, No, you need to know where you stand with people. So then we go to Mimi's house with Stevie, and Stevie's not having a good day. And he's having a temper tantrum. He's like, he wants his sister, and he wants his dad. And she's like, We sent the sister away because sometimes she needs, she needs to just be a normal kid and not deal with all this stress.

Because Stevie, we saw when he acts out, he punched his sister and everything. It is, man, my heart really goes out to this family because this is very difficult. They have a whole conversation about it, and she's basically like, I'm depleted. I'm emotionally drained from my patience because they come in and they tell me about their lives, and it's hard on me, and I'm drained, and I just can't sit here and make dinner. I don't know. Am I crazy? This might be one of those things where Ben believes in good in people and Roni doesn't, but it seems like Steve is pretty awesome. He's like, It's all good.

Yeah, I think they deal with the kid really well. Yeah, he's really supportive. Yeah.

It was also funny when they were like, Uh-oh, he's got the lamp.

What do we mean, Ronny doesn't believe. What am I going to say? Yeah, Steve's a shithead.

Were you? We just had a whole conversation. We just had a whole conversation.

That's an autistic son.

Well, I never know. I never know. You're going to be like, Ben, don't fall for it. He's just doing this to look nice, and afterwards, he's going to go. No.

Come on.

But No, but it's more that he's also really supportive of Mimi, that I really appreciate that. I think their vibe is so loving, and watching them dealing with the situation is actually pretty fascinating. But I was like, God, this is a lot. When they're having a conversation and then they have to say, Uh-oh, Stevie's got the lamp, I'm like, Oh, man, the lamp. These parents are on guard at all times. She even says at one point, Sometimes it's just hard. I'm just driving back from work and I've got Stevie in the back seat, and I never know if he's going to throw something in my head while I'm driving. I was like, wow. Oh, my God. My heart really goes out to them just because it must be totally draining. You have to You have to be ready at all times. You're on alert.

It's hard. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Now, heavenly goes to to meet her brother Travis for lunch. Her brother, you say? Her brother, I say. I was like, What?

She's like, I've got news. There's a new man in my life. I have a brother. My brother came to my office. My front desk said my brother was there. And honestly, I didn't believe them because I don't have a brother. But he knew my grandma's name, so now I have a brother.

What?

I would love it if this was just a total stranger, and she's just really excited to have a brother. She's like, I don't really care. I'll take the brother. It works for me. They really did a big tee up also. As he was walking, they show his shoes, then the bottom of his legs, and it's like, Oh, is this her son? Is it a reunion? I'm like, No, it's a stranger. So, yeah, she has a new brother now, and it turns out she never knew about the brother. So they're talking about it.

It's like, Based on what he knows, and the way he looks, and the way he moves, it reminds me of my father's to now I have a brother. I was just thinking, Well, that would be- He has a head. That would be the craziest trick of all to pretend to be heavenly's brother. Of all the people that you could choose in the world to be like, You know what? That one. The lady who's always in trouble on married in medicine. She's like, I'm going to make her need some time for my sister.

She's like, I'm going to make her need some time for my sister. She's like, Okay, let's do a little bit of math. How old are you? You're 59. I'm 54. Then my mommy and my dad were married, so well. She's like, Oh, my God. She was like, This child was born out of an affair. I'm like, What part of a brother that you never knew about that suddenly shows up, says he was born not from an affair? Like, of course he's from an affair. Isn't that the first rule of surprise sibling?

Yeah.

She's like, Well, I didn't think my dad was a cheater. I mean, he was in the service and he always traveled, so we never really got to know my dad's side of the family. Maybe now I see why because dad has secrets. Dad had secrets.

Yeah, the traveling, not a good sign. So Emily is like, So did you ever meet my father? Did you ever meet him? And he's like, I did. When did you meet him? And she's like, When I was little. And he was really nice and stuff. And he was good. He was really friendly. And he'd be like, Oh, I'm going in a minute. But it was nice. I was like, Oh, and your mom, what did she say about my father? Was it negative? Was it negative? Did she say something negative? And like, But daddy never cared about you all. Tell me about Daddy. He's like, When you say tell me about Daddy, are you talking about your husband or are you about our father? I just need to get some clarification before I proceed.

Well, I guess I've really never thought about how creepy that was until right now. But, yeah, tell me about Daddy.

And he's like, No, no, she never said anything bad about dad. And said, Well, my father was the deacon at church.

I mean, you never would have thought that he had outside kids.

The deacon at church having outside kids. Who would have thought? What a-come on, man.

Has she never read a romance novel? Hello. So, heavenly is She's saying that she can't wait for him to meet Daddy.

She says, Yeah, my Daddy was a good man. From what I could see, he was a provider. What is this about parents dying, and then suddenly everything they do is okay? What do you mean he was a good man? He just had a family outside of your mom in secret. She's like, My dad, what a good man. God, that was a good guy.

He provided a brother. So, Happily is talking about her kids, and she goes, Well, Damon Jr. I haven't seen him in a minute. And he's like, Why not? Well, he got arrested, and he just got his shit in left. After you cursed him out and probably said, You're a worthless piece of shit. Why are you your disappointment to this family? Why would you... How could you do this to me? I'm running for office, and I put a roof over your head. She went in on him so hard. We know because she's like, Well, I messed him out.

Yeah, heavenly. Just leaving all the story out.

Yeah, he got arrested, and then he got his shit and left.

There needs to be at least a dot, dot, dot in that sentence somewhere. Come on. And he's like, Well, that's not good.

She goes, Yeah, it's really rough for me. Daddy. Well, not your daddy. My daddy. Not my daddy. My husband. Daddy. Do I have to come up with a different nickname for Daddy? Can we just start calling Daddy Father? Can we please just start calling Daddy Father? Deacon Father. Deacon Father. That's what we're calling him now.

Mine is Big Dick Daddy, and ours is just regular Daddy. He is like, Actually, that's happening with my son, She's like, Oh. They're basically like, Yeah. It's hard because they need to know that there's other family out there. I know you might be mad at me, but you can still be around the family and take the village and everything. She's like, Well, guess what? I'm going to have a family reunion, and I'm going to invite all my friends and none of my family, so it'll be great. You want to come to our?

He's like, Yeah, I'll come. I'll bring everybody to that. So, just a question, and this is no pressure, but I thought, Will you be doing free dental care at this thing? Because I just thought of the reason. I was like, Why would anybody lie about heavenly being their sister? But then I realized, caps. Yeah. Free caps, crowns.

Because dental insurance does nothing.

Dental insurance does nothing. I wonder how many dentists have had long lost brothers showing up, being like, Oh, you have a sibling. Okay, we get a family discount, right? For free? Mm-hmm. Okay. Wire me up.

So, as part of this family reunion, there's going to be a mac and cheese off. Everyone's going to make their own mac and cheese. There's going to be a thing. So now, after the scene, we're going to go all around the city, and we start with heavenly. And she doesn't know how to make mac and cheese because heavenly doesn't cook. We see this. She pulls out her pots and pans. They all clatter on the floor. Since she doesn't know how to make mac and cheese, she calls up the person that one would always call for a mac and cheese recipe, Dr. Jackie.

Who the hell is calling Dr. Jackie to find out how to make You understand that that is butter? Jackie is a no. That is flour? Jackie is a no. That is cheese? Jackie is a no. Why? Unless you're calling to find out when we're going to give the animal's rights in Oz, don't call Jackie.

She's like, Okay, mac and cheese. What you do is you get a mac truck, and you put all the cheese in the mac truck, and you drive it off a cliff. Mac and cheese.

So no one ever gets large.

She has no idea. By the way, she has no idea because she's like, Okay, Listen, bitch, I want to know if you know how to make macaroni and cheese because I'm trying to make it, and I got the macaroni.

So how do you make macaroni and cheese, bitch? How do you make it?

She's like, Okay, well, first off, you're going to need to boil the pasta.

She's like, I know that.

She actually goes, Okay, no doy, no doy, which I love. Yeah, I know. I love that. It's a nice '90s reference.

Then she's like, Okay, and you're going to cook it for 40 minutes and bring it back down. She's like, It says 46 minutes, 40 minutes. Jackie, We are about to burn some chip. Just stick the vaginas.

Jackie has no idea. She's like, Well, okay, you're going to boil the pasta, and there's also cheeses in that, so you're going to need to get lots of cheeses, different kinds of cheese. Jackie, it's cheddar cheese, Jackie. Just get whatever kinds of cheeses that they have, and then you'll need to put that in there with some popsicles. No, not popsicles.

Okay, what you do is you get some collagen. No, no, no collagen in there. Do you think when she said 40 minutes, she meant put it in the oven for 40 minutes? Because I just can't imagine anyone would cook pasta, boil pasta for 40 minutes unless she wants to turn the pasta into its own sauce.

No, I'm guessing she means in the oven, but she doesn't know how to make it.

I don't know. She doesn't know.

She doesn't know how to make it. Now we go to Simone's house where Cecil is making his Mac, and she's like, How do you feel about this Mac Mac and Cheese cook-off? He's like, Well, I know that my Mac and Cheese is great, so I know what mine's going to do. She's like, You are the Mac to the Cheese. Isn't this a fun scene? Now, let's fight.

I know. They're talking about how Eugene thinks he's going to kick some ass, but Cécile is really going to be the one to do... He's going to be really good. But before we actually get to the fight, we then go over to Toya's house, where actually Ashton, the son, is cooking, and he's really cute. He's like, Well, I'm making a roux, and then I'm going to be making a Béchamel sauce. Did you mean to put snow salt in your Béchamel sauce? Sorry, Ghost of Padma, it doesn't care who she haunt. If you're cooking and you're not famous, I'm there.

He's like, Well, when did you go to the Court on Blue and learn how to cook, son? She's like, Well, we definitely have this mac and cheese competition in the bag because Ashton has taken on Eugene's style of cooking, and he enjoys making things difficult. No matter what you're hearing from- That's how they cook. Everything's got to be difficult. They don't use the microwave.

His plan is to cook the mac and cheese in one green egg and then transfer it to a second green egg and finish it there.

I'm like, Where's the ham? Where's the ham?

Then we go back to Simone's, and she's like, They're talking about the mac and cheese, and she's talking about what... She's like, I used to make mac and cheese. He's like, Well, you mean Kraft mac and cheese? She's like, The box mac cheese. Here's the thing. I have my staples. I got spaghetti. I've got barbecue baked chicken and chili, and everyone loves my chili. Bet you can't believe this is about to turn into a real fight.

She's like, Wait a minute. Why are you laughing about my chili? And he goes, Well, I'm just laughing, babe, because the chili you're making is the one that's out of the package. She goes, That is why I stopped cooking because you're hating on me, you, Miles and Michael. You are not appreciative me, opening the box and pouring things into a pan.

Here it is. You don't respect me, which, by the way, they don't. She's like, This has been a year of realization. Nobody appreciates the doctor, and it has weighed on me heavily that you and the boys, no one has ever said to me, What can I do to take something else off your plate? What can I do to make life easier for you? You know, Cecil's like, You see, I'm the one making the mac and cheese right now, right? Your show. But she's right, though, because now he gets mad. He's like, What do you mean? I don't ever do anything for you. Of course, I do anything. Of course, I do stuff for you. She's like, Well, I mean, with the boys, why not with the boys?

And he's like, No, I see it, but do you see where I'm coming from a minute ago after you said I've never done anything to take stress off? Like, CISO gets way worked up in this. And he's like, And if you can say something that hurts feelings and then apologize, then I can say something that hurts feelings and apologize, and we should be able to move on, and that's what people are supposed to do. She's like, Okay, that would be amazing. I'm going to discontinue this mad at my husband scene because my husband is too worked up in a scene that I'm supposed to be worked up. I'm going to smile and laugh and blow this conversation off now. Thank you.

He's like, I could have picked some soft, quiet women to fall in love with it because I'm soft-spoken. Then they wind up laughing.

He says, Yeah, you're soft-spoken when you sleep. They start cracking up. Meanwhile, at Toya's house, she's like, Ashton, I don't know what you're doing with your rule or whatever. He's like, Actually, I'm turning it into a pashimel. She's like, Okay, but that better be damn good. People better say the taste of your rigmarole, whatever you make it over there. He's like, Oh, my God. Get out of my kitchen, Mulder.

So now it's a family reunion. It's like a rec center place, gathering, community hall, whatever. And so, heavenly is setting up. She's saying how Candessa is not coming, so not to worry She says, Contesta's not coming, so we don't have to worry about her food.

She says, Contessa's not coming, so we don't have to worry about her taking all the damn food home. Oh.

She's like, People coming in. She's like, Look, here's Daddy, Daddy. You made a Daddy, Daddy. Get over here, Daddy. She's really happy. Then Zack comes and- She's like, Where was your brother coming, Zack?

He goes, I don't know. Did you tell him?

She goes, Have you spoke to him?

Zack goes, Did you call him?

And she goes, Well, I texted him and told him, But have you spoken to him?

And he's like, Well, maybe two weeks ago.

She's like, For real? I didn't know that you spoke to him. Okay, well, that's good. That's me. I'm your brother.

I'm Zack is like, Leave me out of this, please. Then Simone and her family show up and everything. Then Toya and her family arrive, and there's a lot of like, Oh, my God. Hi. Everyone's in different colors because they're like different teams and stuff. It's a lot of people just arriving for a while. It felt like real houses of Beverly Hills, except instead of people wowing fashion, they were just like, wowing like tins of mac and instead.

So, Cecil is like, Well, hello, Harris family. You all came out here strong in the yellow. And Tori is like, Did you see the bus that's taller than me?

Everything goes, Yeah, both of them, they're taller than Eugene, too.

And she goes, Nuh-uh. And he's like, No, they're not. That's where he goes, Oh, yeah? Well, your other son. So he's the older one that showed up today? Yeah, what? Oh, come on.

That was so low. Right in front of Zack, too. It was so low. And Kevin was like, Well, this is a family reunion, so don't start any shit. And Tori was like, No, I'm just waiting for the rest of the family. It's all good. And Toya just starts cracking up. She was so proud of her dig. And Kevin was like, This fucking bitch. If there weren't children here right now. So Mimi comes up and everything. And then King and Quad show up in a Ferrari, which is so extra for this cute family reunion activity where people are making mac and cheese, bringing mac and cheese, and they're like, a Ferrari.

Today, we're showing off the Rari. Yeah, come on, baby. So Tori is like, Okay, they traded their Rolls-Royce for a Ferrari or what? And Eugene's like, Oh, yeah. King's T-shirt says, in the web. Simone was like, They are not married.

Well, quad in a Ferrari and shit. I mean, wait, wait a minute. Why do you need all those damn shirts?

And quad has like 100 shirts. And she's like, We brought people. We've got family. Yeah, they- And Quad brings 20 people. I love it.

Yeah, she brought a giant squad. You can't spell squad without quad. Then Angel and the guy arrives, and everyone Noone's like, Wait a second. Who's that? I thought she said she was single and everything. And Toya was like, What? Angel? Who's this person? Angel has asked me on multiple occasions, introduced her to one of Eugene's friends, preferably a doctor, and I thought your hot girl season was over. But she's mad that Angel I actually found someone outside of Toya's purview.

Yeah. So, Quad and Jackie are talking about the egg retrieval and that they got four. And Jackie's like, You can do this. You can do this. Now, how do you make mac and cheese? Because someone needs to tell me. So heavenly gets on the mic and she's like, All right, can I get your attention?

We just want to thank everybody for coming. It means so much to me. This year made us realize how important family is and how important real purses are not to a Do a family. Do a family. They can't eat the purses, Tori. I'm just saying, Tori. I'm just saying. Now, I don't show many emotions, but when I do ask Dr. Duck like this, so I just wanted to thank my brother for reaching out to us. He does already have a whole rack of new teeth, so congratulations to him.

Congratulations.

Heavenly saying she doesn't show a lot of emotions when she cursed out her son so badly that he has left the house and refuses to talk to his parents. I'm not a very emotional person, though. Now it's time for the mac and cheese thing. And so, Toya goes and stands by the vote box, and she's monitoring every vote that goes in there. She's putting yellow votes because yellow is her color, and people are like, Wait a second. No, I didn't say vote for yellow. She's like, Oh, really? Sorry. I was like, Wow, if there's ever been a metaphor for 2026, it's Toya and the voting box.

Oh, gosh. Yeah, she's like, Although you said yellow. They're like, No, I said five for red. Okay?

It's like, We can't trust any systems anymore.

Jackie She was like, Toya tricked me and had me vote pink, and it wasn't even my macaroni.

She's cheating.

Then it starts, there's a thunderstorm, and Toya is still pushing yellow very, very hard. Now, they're all suspicious of Toya. And he was like, Why are you? Why do you get to be in charge? This is my shit. She's like, Well, I just want to make sure everyone has a chance to vote, right? Everyone, vote, vote. All ballots are accepted, but only the yellow ones. Thank you very much, everyone.

Yeah. And Tori is like, Oh, Ashton won. Ashton won. I'm like, You cheated. That's why. She goes, It's okay. We won Sassy Sassy Ass. It's like, You cheated. You cheated. It's like, It's okay. Are you going to tell that child that he didn't win? Go ahead. You all, just so you know, Ashton won. Ashton won. Like, Cheater. Much better for a child's self-confidence to leave a party with 50 people yelling Cheater at him.

I know, right? I wish we could have seen more of the Mac and Cheese. I think, if anything, they should have done a parody Top Chef moment where we saw the plates of Mac and Cheese, and we could have judged because I would have liked to have waved in, but I didn't have enough to go on. I assumed that Quads was going to be the best. I did notice that her cooking with quad cookbook was still commonly displayed on her shelf in her kitchen.

Yeah, good for her. She's had a couple of cookbooks, hasn't she?

She should- I trust her cooking. Yeah.

Yeah. So, Toya cheated to get her kid to win. Congratulations, Ashton. So, now she goes up to Angel. Toya is just in a destroy of mood. She sees Angel sitting there with her new guy, and she comes over and she's like, So what part of the family are you in? She's like, That's my… It's my friend. That's my friend. She's like, You're what? You're stuttering the shit. He's like, He's a close friend. Very close. How long you all been talking? He's like, Oh, about a decade. She's like, A decade? A decade?

Angel's like, Well, Toya's very inquisitive. Sorry about this. Did I mention he's a doctor? Toya was like, So this is your woman? She's like, Well, we used to date Toya. She's like, Oh, really? Really? This guy, Bernard's like, Well, we'll see. We'll see. Oh, really? Because you found out that I was going to hook her up, right? Because she told me she wanted me to hook her up, right? She's looking at other guys. I'm like, Toya, why are you being such a cock blocker right now?

She's such an asshole. Tori is such an asshole. And this guy's like, Damn. And she's like, Tori, Oh, wait a minute. No, tell me a bit more. Tell me more. She goes, No, I did say you have a nice husband, and I wish I had a man like that. And do you and Eugene have friends? I did say that. Okay, I did say that. He's like, Okay, well, what do you want to be with her? Do you want to be with her? And he's like, Well, I mean, that's why I'm here. I'm here for a reason. She goes, Okay, so what's the problem then? Why is she looking for other men?

I don't know. Maybe we should resurrect Millionaire Matchmaker with Toya. Okay. Do you like her? Do you like her? So why aren't you married? What's going on? She just could break up everything that seems like it's going well. So Toya goes, So how was she in bed? She's like, What? This is bullshit. Okay, enough. Bye. Bye, Toya. Toya is such an asshole this season. Every episode, she is such an asshole.

I know, but she's funny. I don't know. I forgive it. I forgive it. She is.

She She's funny. She's a funny asshole.

So, heavenly is like, she calls everyone for a dance off. She's like, I've never had a big family before, so this is amazing.

And next year, the Kimes family reunion will have all the children. Angel will be married to Bernard. Tori won't ask any more damn messy questions. Her child will be in prison for cheating.

Mac and cheese cheating, that is. It's cute. Everyone's dancing. It's a fun time.

We I don't know a lot about this because we just saw people having fun or dancing or whatever. We didn't get into a lot of nitty-gritty details. But there was one thing I can promise you, there were a lot of farts at this family reunion. A lot of farts.

Yeah, this It was a very sweet, lovely scene and a little bit boring. Then we go to Quad's house. This is a typical Quad and King banter that he's in one room and he gets a call from He's like, Why are you calling me? You're right next door. She's like, It's just easier to call you, and I'm nervous. I just got a text message from Mary at the hospital. I also got a text message saying, We're running out of time. The Democrats are losing. It was all in caps. It was very triggering for me. So please just come up in here. Please help me out.

He's like, Okay, I'm on my way. Do we have good news? Four boys? What? You're going to solidify the throne? Give me an air. Masculine child? Come on. What is it? She's like, We know you're all about your masculinity. We got it, King. We got it. She's like, Should I read it? Should you read it? He's like, Just sit down and read it. She gets a message from them saying that she had four embryos. Initially, one reached the marula stage by day six, but that's slow in terms of development, and the other three are still at a cleavage stage. He's like, Well, at least they got cleavage. She's like, That's not what it means. That's not This is not a good thing.

I said I wanted masculine babies, now they already got tits. No, stop saying that.

Roni hates that word.

So rude. But basically it's- Boobies is how we say it in the medical community.

Boobies only, please, or breasticles.

Thank you. But basically, it's not the news that she wanted. It sounds like this is not taking. King says it very eloquently. Basically, it didn't work. She goes, Oh, I feel like a failure. That's how I really feel. Then there's a very long beat, and King realizes he's supposed to say something. He goes, You're not a failure. Come here. Come here into my cleavage. Then she's like, It's just so tough. She's really distraught. It's hard, obviously. Yeah, it's a sad thing. It's a sad thing. You pin a lot of hopes and dreams in this process, and it's a long and difficult process. For everything we've heard from our friends who've gone through it or people we've seen, that's an emotional roller coaster that takes a toll. She's like, Oh, God, I thought this would be it. I thought I was over having to stick myself. They also thought they were going to be able to do it in one round. Now, here they are going into another one, and another one fails. King decides that this is a great time to be like, Well, maybe. I don't know. Maybe it's taking too much of a toll on you, and it's going to weigh on you, and football season's coming up, and I don't really want to miss the playoff, so maybe we do something else.

I was like, King, is this the time? Yeah, he's like, You got to think about your mental health. Is this the time? Yeah, she's sobbing right now. Maybe now is not the time. And so she cries more, and she's like, So are you saying you don't want to do this? And he says, Well, I'm not saying I don't want to, but let's be realistic. I'm okay with not having any more kids, but I decided to take this journey with you because I want to support you and do it for you. But it's a very expensive process.

She's like, We knew that. Don't throw that back in my face. And he's like, No, no. He's like, Oh, no. I just knew it was expensive, but we thought we were going to get it done in one round. I was like, King, that would be nice, but I feel like that's also very optimistic. She feels like shit. I feel like at this moment, he needs to be like, I've got you. I love you. I'm there for you. This is not the moment to have, let's have a reality check, when she's very distraught it. Just be there for her emotionally and discuss this the next day. But instead, he's like, Well, maybe this is the end of the line for this process. And that's really not what she wants to hear.

Yeah. She's like, Well, then why don't we just say that I'll just keep doing this and you won't have to spend another dime? And he's like, Well, it's not about the money. And she's like, But you just brought up money. Yeah. After you took me to a family barbecue in a Ferrari, you brought up the money, by the way.

But then he's like, Well, take the money out of it. He basically says, take the money out of it. It's still like, there's the hormones, there's the travel time, where does it end? Which is also like, don't put the... Don't throw the hormones back at her. The travel time, I think, is fair, but I think that's where you say, Why don't we move this process to America? Because it seems like we may have to do this for a few more rounds, and let's not add travel to the process, yada, yada, yada. I don't know.

Yeah, this sucks because she's going to be having a baby with someone who just doesn't seem to want to be having a baby. I mean, if you're having a baby with a guy who's like, I don't want a baby. I'm just doing this for you. I know that that probably happens in a lot of relationships where someone wants another one, the other person isn't that excited, and it's like the other person doesn't necessarily need to be vilified forever for not wanting a kid. That's fair, too, that one doesn't want one as bad as the other. But I don't know, man. It's like you see how bad she wants this, and your response is…

I just think Yeah, I just think the timing could be a little bit better on his part. She's really upset. I think what you do is if this is how he genuinely feels, I think what you just say is, We'll figure something out. We'll figure something out. Then the next day or two, then you come back to him and be like, It broke my heart to see how upset you were. I don't want to see you upset. We can be happy without children, yada, yada. But I think right there in that moment to force that conversation, not force it, but just to I have that conversation when really the energy should be about making sure the love of your life is feeling supported and loved and comforted. I didn't like his timing on this.

Yeah. Oh, what a bummer.

Well, that was a great way to end the episode.

What a bummer for Quad. But, of course, it was- This was a shorter recap, but a lot of it was that family reunion. It was just a lot of it was that family reunion. It was just going back and forth.

They'll be like, Hi, do you love your mom?

I love my That's great.

You like mac and cheese? I love mac and cheese.

Yeah, we really can't emphasize how much air time is dedicated to people entering into this reunion. It was really a very long time. I mean, it was like... And When it wasn't the reunion, it was like, Little Stevie and Mimi is exhausted. I'm like, Oh, my God, let's do 10 minutes on that making fun of them. It wasn't really an episode that was full of super funny moments, but it was still It was actually an entertaining episode. I actually enjoyed it. I don't normally like these episodes where it's just like, Here's a slice of life and people having fun. But I actually enjoyed it. I just didn't have anything to say about it.

Yeah. Well, fun times, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Join us over on Instagram in the next weeks or so to help us get some crappies nominations going. We will talk to you next time.

Bye. Bye.

Watch what Crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. It's always a party on Allison block.

Our way is the Amber Way.

It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto. Put your hands together for Carly Clap.

Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offert. She's not just to Sheila, she's to Daniela. Itchels. We never miss her call. It's Diane Call.

Sunday in the park with Dylan Clark.

Big yay, it's Emily Gautier.

Erin McNicolus, she don't miss no tricolous.

Hava Naguila Webber.

You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo. Jamie, she has no last namey.

Zips some scotch with Jessica Tratch.

She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.

Kristen the Piston, Anderson. Get a bee in your bonnet with Lacy B. K, Sira, Sira, whatever will be will Lauren Sillsby. She gets a name from us. It's Lindsay Dee. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy, it's Mazy McHinnery.

Aren't you glad it's Maryanne Arns?

Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the Berg.

This is living with Michelle Vivian.

I love a ya Olivia Williamson.

She sure is swell. It's Raquel.

Yes, we can. It's Sedana.

Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge.

Darn Skippy. It's Tiffy. Our super premium sponsors.

Make Way for AJ Lopez.

Happy are we? It's Allison with an I. She's VVIP. It's Amanda V. Can't lose when you're with Amy Baldwin.

Somebody get us 10 ccs of Betsey MD.

We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva.

Let's get real with Kaitlyn O'Neill.

Put us on a stretcher. It's Charlotte Fletcher. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily Sides.

Who, what, why, where, and Gwen, Pentland.

Let's go into the woods with Guy Tubs.

Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jenn Plish. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo.

She's a total knockout. It's Katie Manoch.

Let's get Savage with Laura Wildman. In the study with a candlestick, it's Leslie Peacock. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder-Baron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthe. Always killing it. It's Lola Alcalani.

The Incredible Edible Matthew Sisters. She eases our woes. It's Melissa Saint Rose. There's a chance of meatballs, it's Rebecca Cloud.

Maximum love for Sandy Maximoska. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sara Lemke.

We cannot tell a lie, it's Sara Tellef Sun.

Shannon, out of a can, an Anthony. Please don't stop at Soley and pop. Let's take off with Tam La Plane. You'll always get the full story with Tori Varsan's.

She ain't no Shrinking Violet Kuchar. We love you guys.