Transcript of #3157 RHOP S10E14 Part Two: Troubled Waters

Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. That way, you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. They do it. They're amused by it. But then Jazzy's like, Yeah, they take selfies and they have the things in their nose. And Jazzy's like, Yeah, it's giving hospital. It's like emphysema chic.

Yeah. So Stacey is like, Trust me, babe, you're so beautiful. Don't do a TikTok. Don't do a TikTok with this because Ashley is like, Look at me.

So now comes the moment- It's going to look like pictures from your and Michael's Vow renewal. I know. So now, Angel brings the ladies over to where Bobby is. Bobby is sitting in this semi-circle with several men. One guy is smoking a cigar, looking mysterious. And so, Angel is like, Let me introduce everybody. This is Jason Swan. He's an executive director of Rising Roots. It's a nonprofit that seeks to diversify the outdoors.

But this guy from Rising Roots is just looking at them. He's staring at them. I was like, Why is he giving him a look like that?

He just was staring at them like, We're having a conversation.

Well, also, it's this whole group of-. Yeah, and It was like, Oh, my God. Yeah, exactly. She brought you here to diversify the outdoors or whatever. Do something. But the way that he just sat there. Also, it's a group of men, and they're just sitting there staring all these women who were standing there. No one gets up.

No one's... Not even Bobby.

It was just so awkward. Bobby was fucking rude, too. He's sitting there giving them the same look. They were all getting at these looks.

They're just staring at them like they're aliens.

They're staring. Bobby must have been like, Oh, my God. Angel's miserable. She's doing this thing. All these ladies are so mean to her. They're so horrible. They're telling her she's poor. They're telling her... Because she just got back from the house where she finds out that they're all accusing her of trying to pay $1,000. I think he's just like, Fuck these people. Now, they're coming over. They get there, and all the guys are like, Well, fuck all of you then.

Yeah. They just have this look of disdain on their face. Whatever the look is, they're just staring at them. I'm like, Why are you being so rude? I mean, obviously, they've been told, Don't even say a word to these women because they will use it against you, I think. Because I just couldn't believe it. That was crazy. It was crazy. These women are just... You got this group of interesting Interesting, beautiful women. They're just standing there, just sitting there, just staring at... Staring almost as if the celebrities of this group, a. K. The Real House House of Potomac, should be so impressed that they're in the presence of Jason Swann. Jason Swann, who has... You have a nonprofit and you're on a national platform right now, and you're just going to sit there giving stink face to these women. Then it goes... Then we go over to... It's a nonprofit. Then, of course, Angel is like, And I'm actually on the board as well. Nice to meet you. This is Ben Dinkins. He is a high, ultra-high net-worth wealth advisor. So, yeah, he's a big deal. He's a client of Wanderland Outdoors. And that guy, I don't think he even looks at them.

He just smokes a cigar.

He smokes a cigar and pups it at them. He's like, and gives him a look. And they just keep cutting to him, puffing the cigar rudely at them. Like, Fuck you. They all have this look of, Fuck you, in their face. And she's like, Okay. Everyone's like, Okay. No one gets up. Not one of them gets to say hello and shake their hand or anything. Wendy's like, I thought we were coming to your house to get to know you and your family, but who are these people?

What the hell? Yeah, this This is such a bizarre moment. I don't know. I thought actually it was exceptionally rude of Bobby as he's essentially a host. It gets his house, these are his friends. I think it's It was fine that Angel is like, This is so-and-so, this is so-and-so, this is so-and-so, this is so-and-so. But the fact that, I don't know, I feel like Bobby could have done something. He could have stood up and- Be a host.

Stand up and say, Hi, ladies. I don't know. Welcome to my home. We're so glad to have you here. Listen, whatever you really think, you're a husband on a housewives show, and you don't get involved with the ladies, you don't get involved in the mess, you are nice, and then you back the fuck away. That's all you have to do. But you're making yourself look so bad in this situation, especially when you've got Monique over there and Giselle spreading all this stuff of, Bobby's horrible, and Bobby's this, and Bobby's that, and the energy from Bobby. You're not helping yourself. Yikes.

I just thought it was just crazy rude. I feel like we've never seen this display before on any of the housewives. It just was crazy.

Yeah, this was really bad. Angel's like, I'm going to tell the chef to start dinner. And Stacey's like, Okay, so that's the table over there? And then you see, like, beyond the house. It's like, if it was a city block, it would have been a block away. You see this little table out in the middle of the dirt. She's like, Wait, so that's our table? There's 10 tables up here with the fires and all the gorgeousness, and then you put us a block away in the dirt. What the hell?

Yeah, it's so bizarre. This whole thing is so bizarre. They're like, Okay, so we're all the way out here in the middle of nowhere. Okay, great. And then the violinist, the one person who comes over to them is the violinist. The only bridge for the rest of the party.

Great. The violinist, awesome. He's like, Ay, Ailey, Ailey, Ailey, Ailey, we love macaronis. I don't need this. Play something else. Get him out of here. Does anybody got a Spotify?

So they are sitting down and everything, and And Angel offers, by the way, my cloth is up there if anyone needs anything, if it's still too cold. And so Monique is like, You know what? I like this version of Angel. I like this. I like you. This version of you. I like this. And so Jazz, he's like, Oh, you don't like the other version? And Monique's like, Not so much. I like this energy.

And Giselle says, Yeah, well, you were talking about her energy earlier, right? Yeah, the energy earlier was whack because your energy was not of a host. It was not host energy.

Okay, well, I'm sorry that you felt that way, but I'm here, and we're here, and we're present. The violinist is here, too. And just want to remind everyone over there is Ben Dinkins. Hey, Ben. Hi. No. Oh, he just popped a cigar again. And we're just having a good time. If you guys need anything of me, I'm here from you, and you can text me, and you can call me, and we're going to have a good, good time. Maybe not with water, but with a lot of fun and emotion.

Well, we were going to call you earlier because you couldn't have found something closer, like an hour and a half from here. She's like, Well, this is the high season in Colorado. High season, low season, middle season. Come on now. She's like, Well, there's just not availability. She goes, Well, the house doesn't have water. It's intermittent. Intermittent.

Hello, And Monique's like, Yeah, it shuts on and off. No. No. No. It shuts on and off. The house is wet. She goes, The ladies and I are trying to get ready for dinner, and the water is turning on and off. There has to be somebody out to go outside and flip a switch. So we barely, with the wetter got ourselves together to come to Angel's house. Giselle is so mad. She is so mad right now, and Angel looks horrified.

I hate to be on Giselle's side because she really is just so nasty at all times for no reason. To me, she's been coming at Angel all season for no reason. It's been gross, but she's got a point. I mean, man, we even have footage in the house of Waternaught coming out of the spouts, and they have to go out and turn on the water well or whatever the hell it is. They have to keep going back outside It's just, oh.

Yeah, it's really bad. Giselle was like, Well, I have something to say to Tia and Stacey because I gave you all a challenge, and I was being shady, making you all do the sack race together, and you guys were able to work together. Do you guys want to fight again or make up because you have the stage.

Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, I have an issue with you, Tia, because I honestly don't even know who you are. She's like, Oh, that's so funny.

This is so, so, very funny. You won't know who I am until I knock on your door and say, I've lived in your house before.

When we met, I described you as someone being level-headed, someone who's neutral, someone who I want to get to know, like Arabella. I introduced you to my family. Maybe that doesn't mean anything to you, but that meant a lot to me. Then you flipped the script so swiftly. We see that clip again of Tia inviting them to dinner, and Stacy says that Timo's got to fly out, and then he doesn't, and then da, da, da. Basically, Stacy's like, You jumped on the hate Stacey train so quick. Stacey goes on to say that with Tia, if Angel's having a bad day, then she'll be on Angel's side. If Giselle's having a bad day, then she'll be on Giselle's side. She's basically like, Tia is going to pick sides, and she's going to go. There's certain that she will always take their side, and Stacey was not one of them.

Yeah, and so far, from what we can see, that's true.

Unfortunately, it is true, and it really bothers me because I love Tia. I loved her out the gate. Her performance in the second half of the season has me being like, Oh, no, Tia, you were supposed to be the perfect newbie, and you're not the perfect newbie, but I still love her. I'm going to give her a pass. I just pretend it's not happening.

So here's the thing. The reason I've taken this step back from Stacy is because everything that people are saying about you, I'm finding it true. I know who I am. More importantly, I don't think you know who you are because you represent yourself to have to be something different in front of everybody. For example, Monique had already told us that she had gone to her ex to tell him everything that was in the conversation at pride. Then I asked, I said, You know him? She said, No, I don't know that man. I said, Have you ever spoken to him about his marriage?

She's like, Why would I say that? We've already established that I know Chris.

No, she said to me, but she lied to She lied to me.

We see a clip of her saying, Do you know Chris? And she goes, Well, I know him socially, but we're not that close, which I feel like is very, very different than you acted like you didn't know who he was because she never said she didn't know him. She always said that she knew who Chris was. She never even hid this. And they keep on trying to make it into so much more than it is. And I just, I don't believe it is more than it is. I actually do believe Stacey on this.

And Stacey She says, Well, it doesn't make sense for me to say I don't know Chris.

I've told everyone at the table. She goes, Oh, so you're saying that I said that? Are you saying that you didn't know?

And Giselle was like, before, she admitted that she did. She was like, No, I'm saying that you're a liar because I already told everyone this before. And Tia is caught in a lie here, right? Yeah. I mean, did we see? Is there some other clip that proves Tia to be right?

Because- I don't think she's lying. I think she just doesn't remember it properly. I think that in her mind- That's convenient.

I think She's lying. She's lying.

I think Tia is speaking with the conviction of someone who's remembering it incorrectly. Then the tail of the tape says otherwise. Tia's like, But if we have proof, it's on camera. Which, by the way, that's working totally against you, Tia, because it is on camera and you're wrong on this. So there's going back and forth, and Ashley's like, It's just so baffling as to what stakes he's trying to do here. I mean, you're getting caught in a lie in every single which way. I'm like, Could we see your first seven seasons of this show, Ashley? I mean, your divorce had never ended. You're with Michael, you're not with Michael. I mean, come on, Ashley.

Yeah.

Tia says, Well, if you're going to be a liar, it needs to be a good liar.

She's like, Well, if the things that you're so upset at me about that allow you to go from prim and proper, she's like, Oh, I'm still prim and proper, darling, to screaming at me and swearing at me, If those things don't matter to the people that are sitting at this table who it actually affects, then why does it matter to you?

She's like, Oh, good question. Well, it's because you agitate my spirit. I don't like liars, even though I just lied at the table. But still, I don't like liars.

Okay, well, then keep it over there, then. Keep your agitated spirit over there. Giselle's like, Oh, you agitate my spirit, da. I'm going to use that, da. And Jazzy's like, Yes, I'm going to write that down. She's like, Well, stay agitated over there. Stay agitated. I swear there's no reason why I would lie if it's documented. Why would I lie about that? She's like, Well, and why would I lie? Basically, Basically, Monique says, Look, I asked Stacy if she was the one that basically butchered the story, went back and told him, and she has vehemently said no. Wendy's like, Well, so who told him? Then, by the way, I don't know if you caught this, the camera's cut right to Kierna at that moment, which is- It's K and Cookie.

Come on. Yes.

Kierna is the other suspect that they're not even thinking about. We have Kierna is the one who's friends with Cookie, and Kierna is the one who heard from Cookie about this and that. Clearly, it was Kierna. Kierna told Cookie, Cookie told Chris and had a moment with Chris. Then Cookie then calls whoever she called next to be like, Well, they were talking about... Chris called Monique. I don't remember. I don't remember what they gave him on telephone, but it's Kierna and Cookie.

So who told him? Monique's like, Yeah, I don't know. It was just us. So how does it 10 minutes later, the conversation get completely transposed the way that it did? I mean, that conversation came out in D-Flat, and that was just not the key. It was on then. Tia's like, Well, she said she doesn't have his number.

Didn't she say that?

And Chazelle says, Well, at the time, she admitted that she has it. So why?

By the way, there was also, when that conversation was being had, the women were all in this table. There was a side table, a kiddy table of gays. Every single one of their gay sidekicks were at one little table sitting right next to them all watching a spectator sport. There's a very good chance that one of those gays leaked it to Chris as well.

Well, here's the problem with all of this is that in standing up for Stacey because I like Stacy, and I don't think she lies about everything, but Stacy lies about a lot of things. It's really hard to just be like, Oh, I'm standing for Stacy on this, because she does lie a lot. But in this thing, she did say that she knew Chris and all of that. She didn't try to lie about that. I like that Monique's like, Well, listen, that's what she said, and I have no reason really not to believe her, so whatever. She's also not good. No, go ahead.

I'm sorry. I'm the one interrupting you. You should keep going.

No, no, go ahead. I want to hear what you said because I was going to move on.

So go ahead. I got myself. I got myself whipped up. I also think that if Stacy did do this, I don't think that she's like... I don't think she knows Chris on a level where she's going to feel as though she has to cover up for him. I think what she would say is, I did have a conversation with Chris, and I told him my feelings on our conversation. She would be slippery about it. She would acknowledge that she had a conversation. So that way, if it comes If he says, Look here, we had a conversation, but then she would not give... She would give some half-truth to get out of it. I think the fact that she is saying, Absolutely, I did not have the conversation means that she probably didn't have it.

Well, there's also this thing. Monique says, The issue is inconsistencies. I'm getting letters from his attorney, basically threatening me because of defamation. They're like, Oh, my God, that's terrible. But Monique, you did say all that stuff on camera. He would eventually found this stuff out anyway, because the stuff that was taken to him wasn't a lie, from what I remember. It was what you said. I mean, you were the one who said, So he still could come after you for defamation. It would have just come out later. Yeah.

I guess.

But either way, whoever did this stuff, that's not cool. It's not cool. To go call the ballot to the husband.

Monique is like, If someone did this, if someone told this to Chris, someone said it with some intensity and malice behind it. The The only one who would have intensity and malice behind it would be Cookie, honestly, because no one else really- Because Cookie eats Monique. Yeah. No one else knows or cares about Monique in this cast. Giselle would have been maybe the only one who might have had some malice, but Giselle is embracing Monique again. So it most likely came from Cookie. And I think that the only one who's talking to Cookie is Giselle and Kierna, honestly. And I don't know. I just don't see this as being Stacey.

So Monique is saying, Well, look, I don't know, but until you come for me personally, I'm fine with you. Giselle says, That's fair. She's like, Yeah, I'm going to try and be fair here. Now they start talking about how good the food is and how great Angel did. Angel's like, Hopefully this makes up for all the babies and so on, guys. Wendy's like, I hope so. This is a tough quad. And she's like, Okay, I'm going to work on this, guys, because nobody deserves to go without water. Even Ashley Giselle. Okay?

Yeah. So now Angel reveals the itinerary for the next day. So she goes, Okay, so we're going to go to a signature airport, which I think is so funny. A Signature Airport. It's huge, guys. It's like the airport, it's like the supermarket generic brand of airport that they call the Signature, because that's what every supermarket calls their generic brands. It's your signature, signature cookies, signature brand cookies. They're going to a Signature airport, and we're going to hop on on a private jet and go to Aspen. They're all excited. That's pretty cool. Then when they go to Aspen, they're going to Kimo Sabe, and half of them cheer because they probably have seen it on Beverly Hills, and half of them are like, What the hell is that? I think the audience, meanwhile, groans.

Yeah, more Kimo Sabe love. There's a lot of Kimo Sabe love on these shows. This is the third show, right?

Yes, they keep going back to Kimo Sabe.

God, they love it. It's like the tourist. It's like getting your Statue of Liberty statue at a rich person's place.

I know. I think all of us were thinking, Oh, God, she's going to run to Kyle Richards there. She's going to run to Marisa. She's Mariscio. I think most of... I had forgotten that they actually do run into Mauricio, and it's in the previous for next week. Hey, Giselle. I was like, Oh, my God, it really is Mauricio.

She's like, Emo Sabe, it's a celeb haven. Monique's like, Yeah, No, Monique doesn't say this. She's like, Okay, guys, Angel says, Then we're going to hop back here for dinner by 7, and the chef will have a lovely dinner, and please hydrate tonight. Aspense a higher elevation. Kira's like, Oh, God, even higher than this. Come on, man. She's like, Yes, I'm going to higher than this.

Yes. Then Kira is like, Kieran actually has a nice little suggestion. She's like, This has been so nice. I think we should keep the party going because I hate when the party's in. I think tomorrow we should have a pajama party. That'd be really great. Moni was like, Yeah, I was just saying that because basically, they're proposing after this whole Aspen thing, Why don't we go back to the Airbnb and And Angel, why don't you come, too? And you can get into your jammies and we have a slumber party, especially since Angel has said a million times, I can't wait for you to get to know me, and I can't wait to get to know you girls. Here is the bonding time. It's the after-hours bonding time when the cameras are down, you can kiki, and it'll be fun.

Yeah. They're like, Yeah, just pack your suitcases and stay with us. And she's like, Uh... Until it comes back.

She's like, I just have a moment in the bathroom. Do not go in there.

She really is. Stacy goes, I just threw up on my mouth a little bit. Angel's like, Well, okay. I just have to check in with Bobby and make sure he's okay. It's okay with him because he's watching the kids all day, and I just didn't plan for him putting them both to bed and doing the bedtime routine on his own. He's like, Oh, but that's just a dad being a dad. He can handle it. And Angel puts up her hand like, He's a dad. Don't push this. Everyone sees it and it's like, Whoa, okay. I guess Bobby can't take care of the kids for more than five hours.

Kieran is Yeah, you know what? I took that as a hand that said, mind your business, because that's my man. Don't do that. And Angel's like, Well, I'll text you, but I'm down for the plan. Okay, let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. So they're like, Wait a minute. It's over? She's like, Yes.

It's 7: 30 PM.

Get the fuck out of my house.

And we see it's 7: 30 PM on the screen, and everyone's like, This is the cast trip. This is the last activity of the night? Even the real house was Orange County when they went to Montana, did something at night. They're not even a bonfire with some hot dogs we can roast? I mean, come on.

Yeah, this is a sad showing by Angel. This is really bad. You can't take responsibility for the cast trip, the finale cast trip, where everything for the rest of the season comes to a head. This is a big deal for the show. For you to kick everyone out at 7: 30, it's like, Yikes.

They're like, Okay. They all start shuffling away, and Giselle's like, You all had no hosting issues in Nevis. Just want to say, Nevis, best cast trip of all time. Then Stacey is like, By the way, guys, I just went to the bathroom, and it was a distinct smell of sewer. So, Tia. Just want to point out, Tia was the last one in there.

I'll tell you who's not lying, Tia's bowels, and they're very unhappy.

She did have onion rings today. I can vouch for that.

Chickpeas. Don't ask me how I knew.

Maybe some corn on the cob. So now, Angel goes up to Bobby, and she's nervous, and she's like, So tomorrow they want me, Quiana and Tia, to spend the night in the house that they're staying in in Littleton. To be honest, personally, if I have an opportunity to see my kids, I'm going to She just to see my kids, right? Oh, God. If you want to tell me I should go be with my girlfriends, that's okay, too. But I should probably be with the kids, right? That's her vibe.

She's fishing. He's like, Well, if you want to go, it's going to suck, but it is what it is? I mean, Do you want to do that? And she's like, No. What do you mean? He's like, Well, okay, then it is. He's like, Okay, it is what it is. Then you don't have to do that if you don't want to. Basically, I think she's going to pin this all on Bobby, but he's like, Yeah, of course, I don't want to stay home with the kids all night again, but go for it. I'm not going to tell you not to go. Go ahead. She's like, No, no, no. He's like, Okay, well, you don't have to if you don't want to. Like, whatever. She's like, I'm still a breastfeeding mother. And my plan was always to enjoy my time with the ladies during the day, and then maybe sometimes some activities at night.

Ma'am, if you do not get on that bus and go hang out with your friends on the cast trip, you are officially fired. I'm sorry. This is ridiculous. Okay, you are wealthy people. It's not our job to tell people how to spend their money, but it is our job. I'm not saying you have to hire a full-time nanny, even though... Do you already have one? But you can at least hire someone to help out during the cast trip while you're busy doing your job. I understand it's a lot. Nighttime rituals, I am not being like, Oh, whatever, just put the kids in bed. It's a lot, but honestly, hire some help for a day. Bring in your sister to help for the... Do what every single other housewife does on every single one of these shows, where they bring in someone for the shooting just to take care of someone. I mean, can you more brought her nanny on two or three trips? This is not an uncommon thing. Figure it out, okay? You cannot brag about your 36 acres and your wealth and how you know the wealthiest money manager who smokes a cigar and doesn't say hello to people, and yet you don't have a few extra coins to give to someone to come in, a babysitter for one night?

Come on.

Yeah, come on. You can do this. I believe in you, angel. Make an effort here, angel. Make an effort.

Come on. Save your job. Come on, now. Save your job. I need to make fun of you next season, too.

Pump it, throw it in the fridge, and get to that party. Now- That's right. Now, do I blame her for not wanting to be around these ladies? Not really. They're always coming for her. But at the same time, you're the one hosting the cast trip. You got to do this. You're the head of this.

She's a self-fulfilling prophecy. They always come for her because they know they can get under her skin. Then she does this, and they know that they have won. You've got to go in there, and you've got to take up some space, and you buck up, and you just don't let them... You don't let them I'll let them be there. Also, show the fun side of Angel that they got to see that one night in the event before Kieran made you be sad again. I think she's failing big time here.

Yeah, huge. He's like, Okay, so if you don't want to go, then just tell them that you're together all day and you're already going to Aspen. She's like, I know, but it's not enough, though. Then on the way home in the car, Ashley's like, Well, I mean, that was a good time. Stacey's like, It was better than you expected, right, Giselle? She goes, Not really. It was about the same. She would have to ask Bobby to stay with us? That's a little weird.

Yeah. Ashley's like, Well, Bobby's his security blanket, her security blanket. Stacey's like, But when she doesn't want to do something, that's when she does it? So she doesn't want to come to the house and stay the night? And she's like, I don't think so.

Ashley calls it, I think, correctly. She says, I think she's waiting to see how it goes tomorrow. And if it goes well, she'll come. And if it doesn't, she'll use Bobby as an excuse and get the hell out of there.

Yeah. Ashley She got that 100% right. So now they're driving and driving in the dark, and everyone's getting scared because there's no lights. And then we see lots of stock footage of animals. There's especially one owl. There's this one owl who's like, This is my moment to shine. I am a nighttime owl with a bright light on me, and I am going to take over this show. Yes, queen. I know.

It's like, Look, I'm an owl. Watch how I can turn my head all the way around. Look at that. Went in a full circle. Motherfuckers, went in a full circle. What did you do today?

Who, who, who is most menacing? It's me, bitch. Your nighttime owl.

I have an owl outside. God, it doesn't choose to go off until the middle of the night, and then it's like,. It's like, Yeah, I hear you. I know. Congratulations. You're an owl.

I know. I thought I saw an owl yesterday, but I think it was just a Hawk. It was a really big Hawk, but I thought it was an owl. Either way, as a bird of prey, bitch. They're driving. It's dark. Giselle is unhappy with all this darkness. And they're very scared of bears and mountain lions. I mean, it's fair. It's fair. But you're also in a car. The bear is not going to attack the car while it's driving, 50 miles per hour. They're driving. They finally make it back to their home in the dark, and there's no running water, again. Oh, my gosh.

Because I was like, I don't have the water to wash the bacteria off my body. I'm in danger.

Oh, no.

Now it's day two, and Stacy's like, Dear Lord, please let us be able to wash our hands. Amen. I don't even want to use it. Oh, God, I'm afraid. They tried the sink, and it's like, and it starts coming out, and they're like, Oh, yes.

The water. They're like, Yay, we did it. So they're washing their hands, are so happy to have their running water. But no one has received any text from Angel, although Well, actually, it turns out that Jazz, he gets a text. But basically, Ashley is annoyed that Angel hasn't checked in on them, and everyone's annoyed, which I think is fair, too. I think Angel should be like, How was it? Is it all fixed? Did you guys sleep well? But nothing from Angel. And as she tells us that the only person who had water last night was Stacy, and she was rationing it out. And basically, Stacy started to YouTube how to fix a water heater or whatever, which is hilarious. And they got afraid that she was going to electrocute herself, so they had to call the private chef to come in and fix it.

Oh, my gosh. So they had water 2 hours later, and the heat is still up to 90 degrees, so they're not happy. And Monique's like, Well, it was so hot in my room this morning. My face was swollen. Literally. My eyes are watering. My nose is running. Oh, my God. This just sounds like hell. This whole house is a house of horrors. So she's like, You pulled a K? Because K crying the whole time. Yes. So now they're talking about... Giselle's like, I'm taking over. I'm fining us accommodations. Because this is some foolishness. Now, at this point, yeah, you're going to have to. And just send that lady the bill because this is crazy.

Yeah, honestly. Stacy's just like, I'm just trying to be positive. It's been a rough morning. Is she trying to off us? Why did she banish us into the woods? This is a scary movie, and we all know who is going to get killed first. The pretty nice girl. That's me. Giselle's showing them how she had to shower this morning, which is that she turned on the bath, and then when she tried to pull the thing up on the faucet to move the water to the shower head, it never went up there. The water was just coming out of the bath faucet, and she was basically She's flashing it up her, hoohah. She's showing them, and they're all laughing, and she's like, You did a whole bath. So it's all funny. Then we go over to Angel's home, and they're, of course, having a luxurious morning with breakfast. Bobby made them It's a whole spread, and it's lovely, and they're like, Oh, lap of luxury.

The violin guy is there playing Pink Pony Club like, Jesus Christ, can we just get away from this fucking guy?

When does he end?

So Angel says that after she found out about the water pressure being low... Oh, no, no. It's not just the water pressure being low, Angel. She's like, Well, I had the homeowners check on everything, and they said it was fine. They just need to restart the system. You know? But I didn't know that the water completely stopped working overnight.

And Tia was like, Well, it's not like it's deliberate. You didn't know anything about it. Can I have another little bit of caviar on my toast? Thank you.

When do we get to take our third shower of the morning? So Kierna is like, She's like, Well, guess what? Today we're leaving sourpusses in the corner because we're not even doing all that. Oh, I know Kierna is not talking about sourpusses in the corner. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. Of all people. She's like, They won't get to go on the plane if they're acting like that. And Kierna's like, You better stand up, Tia. Just look, Giselle. Look, Giselle. Get out.

Bobby hands him a couple of drinks. Basically, who cares? Why am I talking about this? So then She is like, Well, I'm worried for the ladies, but I'm more concerned with Angel because I'm like, This is not going to go down well.

They're waiting for the nails to knock into her coffin.

Yeah. Angel explains that she texted... She called Jazzy in the morning to make sure everything Everything is okay. Jazzy told Angel that they did not have water. We see a text exchange where this is all explained and everything. But then, Kieran and Tia, their reaction was, They didn't have water and no one called you? How could they not call you? I'm like, She is the host. It probably would have been smart if they had texted Angel be like, Hey, we still don't have water. Can we find a new Airbnb? That's probably what I would have done, maybe. But I still think it's more on Angel to check in on the woman and make sure everything was okay.

Well, yeah, because they don't know the angel called the people and told them whatever. They're just like, Okay, the water still doesn't work. Mm-hmm.

Back at the Airbnb, Giselle's like, I was like, I'm going to find us something better. They're like, Yeah, we just have to do this. Jazzy is like, Yep, I'm zipping in my suitcase. I'll be right down. Everyone's ready to go. Everyone's totally okay with this. Giselle's like, Listen, angel has this Aspen trip planned for the day when it's great. And then I'm relocating us as well. And I'm going to inform you very clearly that you have failed miserably.

As Stacey points out that she tried to turn on the water again, and now it's just trickling out again in its sewage smell. And they're like, Eew.

Yeah, because we see her go into the bathroom and be like, Okay, we're going to leave. Let me just wash my hands. And she turns on the faucet and nothing comes out. You're like, Oh, no, it's off again.

Oh, God. So Stacey's like, We have basic It's not what it means. It's Americans. It's fair. Okay, so now Angel, Kay, and Tia are in the car, and Angel's like, Oh, guess what else Jazzy told me? She said that Monique has been saying bad stuff about Bobby all day. She's like, Don't shift those experiences to me. The only similarity between me and Monique is when it comes to marriage is that Bobby played in the NFL. I'm not even going to say that she's a wag. I will not even give her that in this conversation.

Kieran is like, I mean, it's nonsense because, again, if you're recently divorced, right? But we don't know what your marriage is like. Angel is like, This is not the time or the place. You're crossing boundaries. You don't know me like that. But guess what? You're going to get to know me.

Promises, promises. So Angel is saying, Yeah, you know what? They see someone happy in a healthy relationship, and I'm in one, and they don't like that. And to imply anything else is evil. And no one has Bobby's name in their mouth but me. So then in the other car, Monique is saying, Last night, I was saying we should have a pajama party, and she said she had to ask her husband if he can watch the kids, and that was a trigger for me. Then she put her hand up, and they're like, Oh, no.

Not the hand. Wendy's like, I didn't know she put her hand up. Monique is like, I clock that shit. When you experience certain things, you know what it looks like, and you are close to being depleted. Then we go back to Angel's car, and Tia is like, Well, Dr. Phil is not here. From what I see, you've created a beautiful family and a beautiful life for yourself. Angel's like, Now they're trying to comfort Bobby. Let me tell you something. I will crash out.

So let's see. Promises, promises. You better crash out. You need to do something.

Well, I don't think she's going to crash out that much. I don't know if you saw on Carlos King's show, he had a guest on was imagining what Angel's crash out would be like at the reunion, and basically, his version of it, which is what I totally agree with this, like an angel crash out is like, I'm going to tell you something. I tried to be respectful to you, and you'll get to know me, but I just don't fuck with that. You just know her crash house is going to be totally lame and quiet and sad.

Yeah.

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