Transcript of #3154 RHOBH S15E04 Part Two: Sedona Nobis Pacem

Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. That way, you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.

So Amanda is saying, Well, yeah, that's a strong face. But if it's true, then maybe you shouldn't say that about the father of your children. And Sutton agrees, She's like, Yeah, I'd agree. Or the lady who lives on the main road, somewhat in a better neighborhood than you. Shouldn't say that about those people either. Jennifer says, Well, I think the thing is that if she's talking about it among friends and we're going to give her advice, then that's just what women do when we break up.

I mean, you're not supposed to say, My husband's an alcoholic. I mean, who can you say it to if you can't say it to your friends?

Which I also agree. If you're going through a divorce with someone that's an alcoholic, it's like you don't have to fucking pussy-foot around it. It's like, saying, I'm an alcoholic, doesn't give you free reign to just ruin everybody else's lives and have them not comment on it.

At the risk of being a little it blunt about something like this, isn't part of the recovery process the apologies, the making the amends? If he is grappling with this and dealing with this, there probably has been some damage along the way leading up to this, and Doreet has probably dealt with it, and now he's being like, Well, that's crazy. I mean, how could she call me that? That's ridiculous. It's like, Sir, her calling you that is probably much less significant than the damage she probably received on on the other end. I'm not trying to be like, Oh, he's a sucky person because he has an issue with alcoholism. It's not that, but it's like, she probably had to deal with a lot worse than you having to deal with her just saying that on TV.

Right. You had to deal with her saying you're an alcoholic, but she had to deal with you being an alcoholic, in other words. Yes, exactly. Jennifer says, Well, what did you think of Erica?

Have you ever met one-on-one or hung out with her or anything like that?

Amanda is like, I'm- Come on, give me something to work with here. Yeah, Amanda is like, Well, I ordered a mocktail. How do I say this? It's so difficult when you're gluten-free and extremely rich. But She said, Mocktail, boring. Don't be boring. That was loud and interesting to say to somebody that you don't know. Then later, I was saying that I have two babies who are cancers. She said, Well, you know what you do with cancers? You cut them out and get rid of them and leave them on the floor because cancer is terrible and everybody agrees. I thought that was harsh to say about kids. I mean, God, to a rich person. She said that about very wealthy children.

Then we see the flashback to Erica saying, Cancels can be either highly emotional or mean. Amanda's like, Yeah, anger is an emotion, though. Erica's like, Whatever.

Yeah, it's an emotion. It's an emotion.

Amanda, we come back to President. Amanda's like, so I was like, Okay, I think I got you. Something that was meant to intimidate me didn't intimidate me.

Jennifer was like, so you think that she meant to intimidate you by I'm not intimidated by that.

She's like, yeah, because that was the way she said mean. She basically was trying to be like, my kids are going to grow up to be mean. I was like, I'm not intimidated by that at all.

Oh, God. You're bullied by a fucking astrological, you know. Astrological sign qualities. Amanda, you're not made for this group. And that was Erica being nice, which I think everybody's like, What? That was Erica being mean to you? Oh, just you wait. Just you wait.

Also, Amanda, that was your chance when Erica said boring, that was your chance to say, Really? You're the one calling something boring, Erika Jean? Jennifer tells us, Amanda might be in for a readawakening if she thinks those comments were hurtful because Erica can give back as good as she gets.

She's like a Catherine wheel that's attached to a car, and you're just driving down the highway, and the sparks are going everywhere, and your car just explodes.

Amanda's like, Yeah, that was an exchange that could have gotten me really offended at her, but instead, I felt like I got her in that moment. It was okay because I got her because I was like, Anger's an emotion, guys. Wasn't that good? Wasn't that really good, you guys? I'm not really understanding any of her points, I have to say. Sutton's like, Well, there is There's no way that you got Erica in that moment. So don't think for two seconds that you got her in that moment. I was like, damn.

I know. They showed this moment a few times. They've been promoting it all week. This is actually for two weeks. It's been forever since the show has been on the air. They're like, When we come back from break, Sutton is going to tell Amanda, You did not get her. I thought it was going to be something like, Oh, Amanda gave it back to Erica, and Sutton's like, Oh, you think you got her, got one over on her, but you didn't. But actually, I think the context was, You think you understand Erica, but you don't. How dare you assume that you know Erica Jay in the way we know her? That was my takeaway, which was, I took it as her saying, Girl, you think you got Erica?

Wait, because she's going to rip you right up and down the center. You know nothing about her. But, yeah, I can see-Well, either way, it's like-Yeah, I can see your-I don't know.

Either I thought it was anticlimate. Yeah, it was. I thought about all the ways it could be, and I was like, Oh, that wasn't as good.

The best part was Jennifer going, Okay, reba. Like, Oh, Jennifer is coming for Sutton in little ways, and Sutton feels it. She's like, Oh. Then we go to Amanda and her confessional, and she's like, I don't know why Sutton is reacting so strongly. I just said I had a negative reaction with Erica and positively turned it into a positive one. Clearly, Erica is a trigger for Sutton. So whatever she's putting out there right now has more to do with Erica than me.

I'm read. I didn't get the sense that she turned it into a positive. I just got the sense that Erica tried to make a joke, and you tried to make it a thing, and it fell flat.

It's falling flat. Amanda has the quality you need where she's taking something that's not offensive and trying to turn it into something offensive. But you need that quality on this show.

But she's-She's misfiering. Giving some angel Massey vibes, I'm not going to lie, because she's bragging about stuff to people who just don't care. She also is… She thinks she keeps on… She thinks she dithed someone really badly, and she really didn't. But the fact is that she's getting under the skin of all these people. She's not the hero that I want, but it's the one that we deserve.

It's the one that we got.

Jennifer is like, Well, a sudden silence descends upon the table. Well, I think that that's a good way to be.

And so, Carol comes out, and she's like, All right, we got some tote pads, motherfuckers. One up.

You know, you never leave my house without a prezzie. And so I was like, Oh, my gosh, there is so much stuff in here. Amanda, is this what your gift bag look like, or do you have to pay $3,000 to get a gift bag from you? Okay, let's look what's in here. So they're all going-I love stuff.

Stuff is one of my favorite things.

Stuffing them stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff All the stuffs. Thank you for all the stuffs. I'll put them in my second home, which is next to my first home that I only use for parties. I didn't mean that as a brag. Sorry, Amanda. I know you actually use your two homes to live in. Now we go. Speaking of homes, we go to Erica's house where she's packing for Sedona with Laia.

Oh, yeah. Sedona is going to be fucking hot. I need one of those sun hats, not one of those Kathy Hilton coffee filter hats.

Then we see Amanda, and she's packing up with her daughter, and Amanda's like, Sutton's had to bring tennis shoes, so are we going to go Gucci or Louis Vuitton? New balance. That means you're going to get… You're going hiking. Don't wear your Gucci or Louis Vuitton. Yeah.

Her daughter picks the Louis, so she's like, Oh, my God! You're such a helpful little rich girl. I'm so proud of you. Then we go to the private jet, Sutton's chartering a private jet, and there's a free plate Jennifer comes in and she's like, Oh, Sedona, here we come.

Oh, my gosh, a fruit plate. I worry about the fruit flies.

It's just like…

Fruit flies? Why would you even I'm going to invoke the name of fruit flies right now? You know what? I just got rid of Avi. Then Jennifer is like, I got a cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. Then Rachel comes on and she's like, Oh, my God. Look what I'm wearing. This is a last minute I had an add-on situation because I realized, Wait, we're going to Sedona. I need to moisturize. I was like, Kias, show me how to moisturize. I feel like you're the moisturizing king of the household now. Show me. You're lifting me up right now. I could totally wear a cowboy hat as long as my hair is moisturized.

Yeah, guys. It was last I was like, Guess what? Stop the presses. Everybody gather around. I'm bringing a cowboy hat.

Yeah, my fashion inspo for Sedona was like, dead. Dead bananas, dying in the sun. You know what? My Bohemian self was like, Let's do a little fringe. Let's do some captains. Let's do suede. Let's do Louberderm. But here's the thing. Every single one of us did it different. I love when she's like, Here's the thing. We all did it Rachel Zoe was like, Guys, this is crazy. We're all on a plane, and we all wore different clothes. I'm Rachel Zoe. Do you guys want to hear about how we wore different styles?

Yeah. I'm Rachel Zoe, and this is my fashion breakdown for the plane. I was like, Bohemian. I looked great. Suede, cowboy hat, last minute additions. Erika was like fun, like travel clothes. She looked like a mom in a drive-through, like a pickup line, mommy pickup line. Kyle was in denim and turquoise. She even had on a turquoise watch and a turquoise Kelly bag. Now, the internet's going crazy because it was actually a Birkin and not a Kelly bag, but they're both are made, so all of you can fuck off. Then, of course, Bowes walks in like a queen. What am I going to say about her? I mean, feathers, seriously. Then Amanda got on the plane with LV logos bigger than my She said, and she really felt it. I said it. I said it. By the way, that was a last minute edition. We see Amanda. Amanda comes on the plane. When you can make Dorit look tasteful and classy, that is saying something. She looks She's ridiculous. She's wearing LV printed everything, a hat, even, a belt, a purse. She looks so lottery winner.

She's just trying so Rachel. This is like Rachel's... This is the equivalent of Rachel being as shady as she possibly can be. She goes, Is it Sedona? Probably not. Did she love it? Yeah. That's her vibe. Really got her on that one. I was being so being so vulnerable right now, being so vulnerable in my eyes when I shade at her.

Guys, shocker, Dorit is not there. She's the only one on there. Amanda is like, So, Dorit's a late person? And Carla's like, The amount of times that this has happened? And then we see, we don't actually see clips of her being late. I really wish that we… They really hate Teddy on this show because we should have had a Teddy waiting in that restaurant for Doreet. That was the best Teddy moment ever. When she gave it to Doreet for being late. We see the time passing, 1: 15, 2: 00 PM, 2: 15, 9: 00 PM. She's like, Oh, my God, you're not supposed to be late on a private jet because you'll lose your airspace. You know? And just think of it. If Moisturizer sat on a private jet that Doreet was supposed to go on, the moisturizer wouldn't have made it to my son, and Kias wouldn't have moisturized to count.

Yeah. Somewhere, there's an alligator walking around waiting to be pat, and it can't be pat until it's been moisturized, and we fly there on our jet. So then she finally arrives 90 minutes late, which is crazy. That's really bad. That's fucking rude. That's like Lisa Hoekstein levels.

It is just so fucking rude. Doreet does it all the time. They should have left her ass. They should have left her. But of course, Doree is like, But it was difficult. I have a woman, a woman going through divorce. You're always late. You're fucking rude. I would leave you. If I was your husband, I would leave you for this.

It's called get on to an American Airlines, fly to Sky Harbor in Phoenix, get an Uber, and take yourself up to Sedona at this point. Okay? Sorry. You missed it. I feel like If you have all those people… Rachel, honestly, Rachel's right. You're going to miss your slip. You can't just be waiting around and just fly whenever you're going to fly. It doesn't work that way.

But she's like, Well, I had a travel emergency between my mother and my child, and my child had the weight of the world on his shoulders, which caused the plane to be grounded. So until we took the weight off, they could take her from Florida. So I'm an hour late, but I made it. Isn't that what flying private is for?

No, flying private is not to sit on the tarmac waiting for you for an hour and a half. You just stole You took the luxury out of this whole thing. You stupid, stupid animal. How dare you? You stole the luxury. How dare you? You did. You crushed everyone else's luxury. The point of flying private is you show up in your car, you don't go through security, you jump on the plane, you're somewhere in an hour. You just ruined it for everybody, you asshole. She's like, But I'm only an hour late. You're 90 minutes late. You're such a liar, Dorit. You're such a liar. Okay, now I'm team Kyle being on team PK because this is how Doreet acts. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap in this commercial.

I probably would not be on team Dorit if she were my actual friend because this this bullshit happens all the time. She probably sucks all the energy and all the life out of you. But I wouldn't pretend to be. I was Team Doreet. I would just be like, Oh, so sorry to hear that. Okay, well, I guess we're not friends anymore. Then Sutton, they get in the air, and Sutton is like, Well, everyone, now that we're in the air, I thought I would tell you about our trip to Sedona. We're staying at the Little Daisy. Amanda's like, Oh, I stay at the Big Daisy, usually. That's nice that we're staying at the Little Daisy, but I'm a Big Dazy girl.

What's that like? Well, it's the Little Daisy, and they preselected our rooms, and I made gift bags, and I sent them ahead of us. So you'll find your room by your gift bag. Okay, so just wander through hallways until you see bags with your name. Don't knock on doors because there are other people staying there, but just go up and down. There's about five floors. Just keep going. And then we have dinner tonight at the house. And so enjoy your champagne and your crûte, et cetera. Even some cheese for Jennifer, even though she's betrayed me about four times in this episode alone. I'll see you when we land. Jennifer, please do not let your cheese gasses get on anybody on my plane. Okay? Thank you.

So the 45-minute flight, which, by the way, this is what makes Dorit's tardiness even worse, is that when it's a 45-minute flight, to know that you've waited twice as long to take off as the flight actually is, it's so It's frustrating. Even though the overall time is about two hours, two hours and change to do the entire flight. When you know, when you have that feeling of like, Oh, in just a heartbeat, I'll just be there, and I get to go and live my Sedona life. But then you're waiting there, you're like, You're ruining all the fun of this entire flight.

That's what I'm telling you. She took the luxury and she took a poop on it. She took a massive, massive dung. She laid some dung on it.

Yeah, because if you have a trans-con flight from California to New York, and you're 30 minutes or 45 minutes, even if you're 90 minutes delayed, which is always annoying, it's always annoying to have a 90 minutes delay, somehow it's a little bit more doable because it's going to be five hours anyway, and you have this optimism. You tell yourself, We'll make up for it in the air. We all tell ourselves that somehow we enter a warp speed, and we're like, We'll make up for it. We'll make up for it in the air. It'll all be okay. But when it's just a 45 minutes flight, if you're five minutes late, you're like, Well, what's even the point? I could have driven. You just get so mad. It's like, you don't understand. The proportion of delay to the actual flight will make you go batty. Doreet, really, you're right. Doreet stole the luxury.

Fucking Doreet, man. Okay, so they get there, and it's gorgeous. I mean, it is gorgeous. I want to go. It is so pretty. So, they're talking about that, and they split up in the cars, and Cathy and Rachel are in a car together, and Rachel's doing her makeup, and she puts it away. And Cathy goes, Can I be honest with you? What you just did, that does not look a I mean, the under-eye makeup. I mean, you made it lighter, but it's still showing. You look crazy. You look ridiculous. I'm sorry, Kyle's not here to abuse, so you should fix that.

Rachel goes into a full panic. I don't know if you notice, the way that she went and started adjusting her makeup, she opens up her compact. She was like, Oh, my God. She was like, Oh, my God. I didn't blend it well. Did I not moisturize? I knew I should moisturize. Okay, get Kias on the phone. He has such good IQ and IQ. He's also good with moisturizer cue. Oh, my God. I need help. This is terrible. Oh, my God. Dead.

Oh, my God. Seriously, always be honest with me. I mean, maybe in a way that makes me not want to literally be dead right now in the seat, but I'm dead. I can't even move my arm to fix my eye makeup. Wait, hold on. Do I have rigor mortis. I have rigor mortis now. Oh, my God. Someone has to do my eye makeup for me, please. Then Little Daisy, the hotel. We get to this hotel. It was very pretty. The hotel was like, Oh, welcome.

Welcome to the hotel. They're like, Oh, my God! It's a Little Daisy.

Welcome to the tiny little baby, Daisy. I hope you get all your wishes. Wait for a rainbow. You can follow it to the end. There's a pot with some money in it.

Amanda's like, Yeah, I have one of those. Got one of those.

They arrive. It's this huge thing, and this guy, Brian, is like, Welcome. Welcome to the little daisy. Here's a fun fact. This used to be the residences for some miners that used to live, that used to work at the Little Dazy Mines nearby, and they were buying a salivary.

Well, it's a hotel for children. I should have brought Digger. Digger. No, not miners. Minors. People who worked in the mines. They used to be discussing people with jobs? Were there showers that they were in? Did they have free soups here back then? That's horrible. Who booked this hotel? I did not ask to stay in a minimum wage hotel.

Yes, please welcome to the Little Daisy former home to several hundred miners who developed Black Lung, earned five cents an hour, and had to spend months on end away from their families, just earned a wage. That way someone in their family would go on to something better in their life. But now you, rich ladies, can come and live here. It's like this was formerly a structure that probably housed a lot of suffering. People were miserable who were like, Oh, my God, I just had to go into a mine in Arizona. Let me tell you something, that's not going to be a cold mine. Well, maybe it could have been a cold mine. But the point is, they're down there. And then on top of it, by the way-Was there no shelter for you to book for a son? Who was the bastard that named that mine Little Daisy? That's the cruelty. Like, Oh, guess what? You're going to go down into the mines, but we're going to call it the Little Daisy mine because that'll make it better.

They should have named it the Canary.

They should have named it the Hot Stinky Swarro, because that's what's going to feel like when you're in there.

They should have named it Cough.

They should have named it No Sour Cream in Here, Daisy.

So there were 160 miners that lived here at one time, and Kathy goes, Where are they now? And he's like, Oh, they're gone now.

And Eric goes, They're dead, Kathy. They're gone. They're dead. They were miners. They lived to be 22. Tops. Come on, Jesus Christ.

And now we've turned their suffering into a five-star luxury experience. Okay, everyone, I'm getting a massage.

Funny thing. Tom won a lot of money on these miners' lawsuits, and they bought me a goddamn motherfucking plane. That's right, bitches. I'm not sorry for one second.

Down the hall is a room that they used to treat the miners who develop black lung and spend the last days of their lives suffering in extreme pain. That is now our unique day spa, where you get a lovely massage, and we have a steam room and some exfoliation pools.

By the way, we hope you can all make it to breakfast. We will be serving Black pancakes. Okay. See you in the morning. The women go find their rooms, and there's different buildings. They actually all get different houses, which is cool. They see their houses, and the hostess is like, Okay, Kathy, you'll be staying in the geologist house? And she's like, The allergist house? The geologist. Oh, gorgeous. I love that. Not really sure what your…

Geologist? I'm not sure I really follow that.

Those are people that make drinks, right? That's a mixologist, Kathy. Just go into your room.

I think those are people who sell really small Chevolets. No, that's the geo, and that's discontinued.

So Doreet gets a solo cottage because, let's face it, nobody wants to be with Dorit. So she gets her own. She's like, Isn't this cute? I haven't spent time alone in so long.

You be me.

I love Dorit in the same episode where before she's like, Now I finally have some alone time in the house, and I have nothing but anxiety 24/7. But now she's like, Oh, finally, I get some alone time. You were just saying how you have alone time, and you hate it. Now you're like, Oh, Finally some alone time away from my alone time.

Jennifer is opening wine and telling Sutton.

Did you see the picture in the tabloids of Erica with that guy? He's hot. He's really… He seems like he's all I. I'll bet he burps in his sleep. They call him Shrek. That's his nickname. That's supposed to be hot because Shrek was a very big movie star. He's done billions at the box office.

But unfortunately, Personally, I just can't approve of this boyfriend because unless I own a small percentage of a cartoon, I can't approve it. Sorry about that.

Well, I would not be happy if someone called me Shrek.

I don't like that name.

Kyle and- She did not take any lessons from that movie.

Kyle and Erica are lounging on their bed, and they're FaceTimeming Cathy. Cathy is basically redoing all the linens in her bedroom. She has a whole set of pillows that she's putting out on her bed. And not answering her phone. I love that. Notably.

Yeah. Erica's like, What?

She doesn't even know how to answer a phone.

Now they call Rachel instead, and Rachel's like, Oh, my God, you guys, I'm so glad this call got through. I must have 5G in heaven because I died. Like, literally dead. I don't have luggage. You guys, I Fedexed it. You Fedexed it? What moron Fedex is it? Now, listen, I'm getting up wanting to carry it on the plane, but you PS it. Don't Fedex it. Fedex sucks. You know how much shit Fedex delivers to my neighbors? Literally everything Fedex sends me.

They're the worst. Fedex is terrible. Well, she probably used Fedex Ground, which is like, you might as well just be packing something on a passing mule and just say, Get to New York somehow.

Well, I wanted to use FedEx Ground because that's literally where I live inside. I'm in the ground of dead.

It's the ground of dead. I'm like, dead. It's like, I'm so grand.

Fedex dead.

How do you juggle it all? Fedex, six feet under. How do you juggle it all? How do you juggle? And then FedEx I don't.

I just talk about this.

But that is FedEx Ground. It's literally every time you get a tracking number from FedEx Ground, you just add 12 days to it because it'll literally say, Approaching California, and it's still in Illinois, and you're like, What are you talking about? You are lying to me. But also, FedEx. I'm sure Rachel Zoe has a practice of Fedexing her looks ahead of time. But, girl, I mean, It's called… Just have a little carry on. Take one bag, an emergency bag on the plane. You can do one little away bag, put it in the bottom of the plane, and have some option just in case.

Yeah, well, she definitely learned her lesson today. She's like, Yeah, well, one of my best friends goes to Europe for six weeks with a carry-on. A carry-on. I mean, my shoes take a carry-on, so I thought I'd ship it, but like, Oh, God, I would have just taken it with me, dead, dying, dead. I wonder what Kai's thinks about this right now.

This is a really bad episode.

But we're going to go on for three hours about it.

I know. Three hours talking about how Rachel's, oh, FedEx, we're closed. Then Rachel's now FedEx. Now, she's talking to her team. She's like, Hey, team. Anywhere from FedEx on my luggage? Or, You know what? Why don't we call them Dead Ex? Because I'm dead. I'm dead. My ex is probably laughing at me right now.

Life ex because I used to be alive before this experience. He's like, Moisturize your ex. Sorry. Amanda comes to Kyle's room, and she's like, Oh, my God. You brought nine pairs of shoes? I brought nine bags. You want to see how many purses I brought? I'm I'm so insane with purses. I'm so wretch. Carl's like, Yeah, I put more shoes under my bed.

Again, normally this pattern drives me nuts. The fact that they're just dedicating so much time talking about their clothes, it drives me nuts. However, the upside here is that Amanda's driving them all nuts with her bragging when they're all extremely wealthy people, and she's trying to one-up them all. She's like, Yeah, I brought one bag per out of it. I went a little overboard. I'm like, Okay, you're… Yes, I appreciate that you're annoying all of them, but you're also annoying me, so now we have an issue.

Yeah. She's just going over her label. She's like, So for hiking, Chanel. But there's also a Chanel bag to hike in. I want to go on a Chanel hike. Can we get a mountain called Chanel? I'm like, Oh, that's the only way I'll hike on it. I'm so wretched. And Kyle's like, Oh, my God. I'm the most shallow person on this show, and even I'm disgustful. Kyle just has this look like rethinking everything. Then we go to Bo's room, and Nico's there, which I love. She talks about her fertility journey, which not the time, Bo. Did you not bring a purse?

This is the time to talk about the looks that you brought. We've given you five minutes to discuss what your What your lunch look is going to be for tomorrow, what your dinner look is, what your height is going to be, what the look is going to be when you get into the pink Jeep and drive around the cliffs. I don't understand this, IVF. That's not a look.

Yeah, IVF is not a look. They go to dinner or lunch, whatever they're doing, and they spend 10 minutes going, Oh, my God, you look amazing. Oh, my God, what are you even wearing? Oh, look at you, slim motion. We get that because it's Beverly Hills. Then we go to the table, and Amanda's like, Oh, my God, this I feel like Hot Girl somewhere, right, Rachel? She's like, Oh, my God. Hot Girl does not mean literally hot. Have I been put in a microwave? I feel like a potato that's been put in a microwave for 15 minutes. I'm exploded dead. I'm explored dead.

Like a dead potato. You know the game Hot potato? What would happen if it was dead potato? Because that's who I am. I'm a hot potato that was dropped on the floor and then died a dead hot potato.

There's crystals on the table, and Jennifer is like, Crystal, I feel enlightened already. And Dorit is like, Oh, they have the prices in the bottom. And so Kyle's like, Are we supposed to shop while we're eating? This is the best thing ever. I would shop in a gas station. I love to shop.

That's my personality. I love to shop anywhere we go. Amanda was like, Yeah, I've spent $10,000 on crystals in one sitting before. Oh, my God. And they all just- Just glared at her like, not impressed. Not impressed. Yeah.

And Erica goes, Well, I've got a friend who spent $100,000 on crystals. So fucking what? And they're bigger, and there are only two of them in the world. So suck it, bitch.

Jennifer says, Well, crystals are supposed to be a spiritual entity or something that enhances your life.

To say that you spent $10,000, I don't know. I'm trying to think of the right word. I'm not sure if crass is a very nice word. Taki, is that disgusting? That's not a good one. Growth? Should I settle on growth?

Not really sure.

Is she poor? Is that girl poor? I'm not really sure what I'm trying to say.

I also think that they all could spend $10,000 on crystals, but they just choose not to. So her flexing that she spent $10,000 on crystals. I think that in her mind, she thinks like, Isn't this funny? That I was like, I was being so excessive just about stupid crystals. But they're all like, You're not impressing us with your disposable income. You're just showing that you made impulsive decisions. That's it. So something's like, Okay, well.

Well, it's like screenwriting. It's like, Don't say it. Show it. This is Beverly Hills. You're supposed to show your wealth. You're not supposed to be like, I'm rich. You're supposed to show us that you're rich. You're not supposed to say it all the time. When they do say it, it's like, Oh, well, I just have it.

I do have this house, which I actually really love, but I I just wanted one to have parties, and so I got the one next door.

I mean, you just need to be nonchalant about it. Have someone there changing ribbons for you for no reason. That's how to look great.

Exactly. Stealth wealth, quiet luxury. Although, actually, I think both those things are what you just described as actually neither quiet luxury nor stealth wealth. But it is about not saying it, implying it, let people connect the dots because- Nonchalance in finance. You don't have to. You don't have to be the one. You just let it show all over. So Sutton stands up, or she doesn't stand up, but she mentally stands up in my mind and it goes, Thank you all for being here. I really want to use this time in Sedona to build good relationships that I can destroy in a few episodes. So for the five years that I've known you all, I think a lot of my insecurity has gotten the way of how I interacted with you because I've had several insecurities in this group. One, I think is that I'm not pretty enough. Two, is that I'm not cool enough. Three, is that I can I ever think of a third thing when they want me to do lists. So it's just hard.

Four, it's really stressful always knowing that Jennifer is expecting cheese. I forgot what we were talking about.

Five, it's forgetting what I'm talking about when I get to the fourth thing on the list, when I somehow get to the third thing, which I rarely do in the first place.

But I would like to put my insecurities in the past, and I would really like to embrace and introduce you to Sutton Brown, everybody. It's me, Sutton Brown. Sutton Brown, she's a fun girl, a good friend. She's a girl. I want to be that with you all. You all want to hang out with Sutton Brown? Nobody wants to hang out with Sutton Brown. The fuck is Sutton Brown? Keep Sutton Strack. It's a threatening name. You know your initials are S-S, which isn't good. You have a… It's not good. It's threatening. But you've also got a playful name like Sutton Strack. That's fun. Sutton Brown. No, don't go backwards.

Strack is It's like, if you have a comic book, and someone is to slap you, or to whip you, or to smack you. It'd be like, Strack.

Strack.

But Sutton Brown is… It's just Sutton Brown. It's like, Hi, welcome to Bank of America. How can I help you? You know? It's not as... It's just almost pleasant. I like the-It's just a simple name.

The cata nature of Strack. It's the name you come to Hollywood with, not the one you leave with. Sutton Brown. You come to Hollywood as Sutton Brown, and then you leave as Sutton Strack.

Or Foster. If you're unlucky. I don't know why I just took a dig at Sutton Foster.

I literally have no- Did you say something? You don't say anything mean about her.

I said, If you're unlucky, I'm like, I think you'd actually be quite lucky to be Sutton Foster. I don't know why I did that. I'm sorry, Sutton Foster.

Sutton Foster deserves it, that home wrecker.

Okay. With that voice, that voice of hers that sings Sondheim pretty well, but not as well as some other people.

You are no Patti Lepone, Sutton Foster.

That's what I'm trying to get at. That's what I'm trying to get at.

Yeah, I'm still mad at her for playing Reno Sweeney in Anything Goes, even though it was like, 80 years later, and she totally had the right to do that. I was like, This isn't Patti Lepone, and I will not suffer for less. Okay? I will not. I will not settle. But she's been great in other things, especially the Hugh Grant debacle.

She has a crazy photo on her Wikipedia page.

Not Hugh Grant. Hugh, what's his face? Wolfman.

Jackman. Wolverine. Jackman. Jackman. Hugh Jackman.

So what did you say? I was trying to think of who Hugh Grant isn't.

Here's what you need to know, is that if you go on to Sutton Foster's Wikipedia page, she has a picture where she looks crazy. She looks like she just got smacked by a girder that was hanging, dangling by a crane. She's just trying to refocus. She's like, her head's cocked to the side and she's looking off to the distance. She's like, What was that again? I'm sorry. I just got smacked by a girder by accident. Just trying to focus. Maybe I should go to the ER.

She actually looks like Judy Garland in this photo, which is bizarre. I've never seen that before, but maybe it's this pose. Maybe it's just this struck by a… struck pose. I just got struck. You just got stracked, Sutton Foster. You just got stracked. Okay, I'm going to put this up so people can see it on the back.

Yeah, I was about to say, This is a Crap is on demand exclusive. Look at that, Sutton Foster. This is this is Gurder face. Yeah.

Okay, look at that. Okay, so-In the meantime, Sutton, she's now going to explain that changing her name back to Brown is like a test drive to see if the name still fits or can fit to her current self and who she is growing to be.

Sutton Brown. I'm going to say the answer is no, and she's going to go back to Strack. So Erica's like, I think if you just show up consistently time after time, that can begin to build trust with people. And Bo is like, Let's toast a Sutton Brown. May she remain true to herself for the rest of time. I'm still on this show.

And to Amanda, our new air quote friend. I'm sorry, did I say air quotes? I'm supposed to be implied.

Did I say air quote? That was Sutton Strack speaking not Sutton Brown. I I apologize.

Amanda was like, Thank you. I felt so welcomed. And so, Bo's whisper just said, and she's like, Oh, and also, Rachel's our new friend. And she goes, Yeah, but she's been here a minute. I'm new, new. So Kyle was like- Then it cuts to Rachel being like…

It's like, what? Because Rachel's like, huh? Because Rachel's version of being like, What the fuck did you say? Is her moving her head ever so slightly and moving her eyeballs ever so slightly and going… That's like a Rachel Zo takedown.

Okay, well, Amanda. We don't know a lot about you, but I do know that you create digital courses online, and you destroy perfectly good copycat floors for no reason. So what about that? How's that going for you? Actually, they're online training programs. They're not courses. They're training programs. I don't know if you've seen the font, but it was an expensive font on the website. Pretty big deal.

I'm sorry. I'm being backup, Amanda, to your Amanda because I'm my own backup course. Keep on going. Maybe backup me will just give you support.

Okay, well, what courses are they? Actually, again, they're online training programs. I'll just rephrase it to make it easier for you to understand. It's an online education and coaching business. Go to amandafrancis. Com. You sign up for whatever course you're interested in. Many are on financial empowerment, but some are on online selling, different areas of running an online business, how to wash your sheets. If they're color sheets, you don't want to wash them with blue jeans. That That was free, guys. That was free, guys. Modules. We have modules. You guys have never heard of modules? Well, we've got them on numbers, on bonuses. Every number. Roman, Arabic. Backing, shipping, UPS. That's a big one. Everything, boxes. Do you charge for UPS? Is it for free? Do I even serve anything? Do I send you anything physical? I don't. It's all digital. It's a course. It's an online training program. It's a course. I messed myself up.

It's digital, so it's easy. Amazing. You do amazing stuff. Huge. Yeah, huge.

It's online, so it's everywhere. Online is a huge network. Cyber.

Internet.

They're just bored. It just shows this big long time lap. She's never showing up, sitting scrolling on her phone. Kyle's like, , . Boze is falling asleep. I have to say, though. Go ahead.

Oh, sorry. I was just going to say, maybe there's something to Amanda's manifestation powers because, yesterday, we were doing our Vanderpump Rules recap, and we started We started talking about The Practice and Cameron Mannheim, and we talked about it for a good three minutes on the show. Then we went to this cool party last night. Yes, we led with how we met the guy from Heated Rivalry, but what we didn't mention was that Dylan McDermott from The Practice was there right behind us.

Yeah, we made that happen.

We manifested-We did. A cast member of The Practice.

Thank you. Thank you. We did it.

That's a great use of manifestation.

Yeah, we got We're dating him. Both of us are dating him. Cameron is going to sing at our wedding. Amanda is like, Yeah, and we have an Amanda Francis app, so that's a pretty big deal. We built an app. Yeah, we've got an app, guys. I've got an app. It's on the internet. It's huge. They're just like, Oh. It just goes to Jennifer in the confessional echoing screams. She's like,.

Then at some point, Kathy goes, That's great. And then Kyle starts to laugh, and she goes, When Kathy says, That's great, it means she either wasn't listening to you or does understand anything you said. And then there's actually a montage of Kathy being like, it was like, Joreen saying, The charity is called The Charity is Homeless, not toothless. What is that called?

Homeless, not toothless.

That's great. That's great. Yeah, thank you. That's great.

Now we go back to the rooftop and more food comes and there's a flourless chocolate cake, and Amanda's like, Oh, my God. Flourless? That means I can eat it, right? Because I'm gluten free. I don't know if you guys know, but I'm gluten free. It's a big deal. It's a huge deal.

Yeah. Jennifer is like, Okay, Erica, by the way, who is the guy in the paparazzi picture from the other day? Then it's awkward. Someone asked Erica about something in her personal life. You know you can't do that, right? What do we even say? What do we do? How do we help her? Do we have to cover for her? Who is the man? Well, we'll say it's Shrek, but we'll say it was the actual cartoon Shrek.

She's actually casting the new Shrek. That's it. That's She's in Shrek.

Erica, she's being Shrek in Broadway. That's it. We'll tell everyone. We'll tell that to America.

Rachel's like, Oh, my God. What do I… Did I miss this? Do I need to download Truth Social to find out who you're talking about?

What about Dead Social? Because I'm like, Dead, nothing social.

And Doreet's like, Well, what stood out to me most in the pictures is that Erica has not a stitch of makeup. I mean, she was totally dressed down, and the guy was wearing crooks. Crooks. What?

That's the thing that stood out the most? It's not like this guy was like an ex-army special ops guy named Shrek. That was the thing?

That That was a pretty big thing because we see the picture and I was like, Holy, mom, acid, washed jeans. What is happening in this picture? Who was that man? Why is he in Crocs? Who was this person?

He's wearing a T-shirt that says, Slaughter Things. Things. Dorit's takeaway is like, Who?

Erica was not in glam.

I'm like, She wasn't in glam. The guy she's with is wearing a T-shirt that says, Slaughter Things. She just got out of a relationship with a guy who is like, Embroiled in a fraud scheme that was involved deaths of people. I mean, what?

I'm going to look. I don't know a lot about this guy. I mean, I do. I know more than I need to know. I'm just going to go out on a limb and say, Gross. Okay, gross. Rachel's like, I mean, Crocs? I don't know. If they were Berks, I would make out with them. Berks are chic.

Yeah, they're so chic, and you can moisturize them. I don't know if you know that.

Berks is like, Yeah, well, I met this man in London a month ago backstage at Maria Hoopla. And Dries is like, Oh, when were you there? When were you in my homeland? How come you didn't say anything? And why aren't you spelling things with R-E instead of E-R?

She's like, Yeah, well, I don't know. In all fairness, it wasn't enough there to talk about. In all fairness, time wasn't right to say anything. That's why they're eating.

And Dorees says, Well, Erica claims I'm one of her closest fiends, and yet she didn't tell me or Kyle about this new man. And it goes to Kyle like, Well, I already knew about it. So I don't know.

Of course, Kyle's going to say that, too.

Dries is like, It's just hurtful. Yes, it is hurtful because Erica does things her own way, and we just accept it.

I'm like, I have never accepted it. I have been waiting for someone to try open Erica's life and show us what's inside there because we never seem to get it. She's been on for 10 years now, and we know nothing about her, except that she likes to sing, and she has a mom who's oppressive.

Well, we're going to sure learn a lot more this season. She goes, they're like, Where did you meet him?

She's like, Yeah, it's on backstage. A friend of mine had him on a I saw on Reddit today that it looks like the friend is Megan Kelly, the ever-so-classy and fair and completely balanced Megan Kelly, whose podcast he was on.

I think we're learning a lot here.

She's like, Well, I said, Is that who I think it is? I mean, I was shell-shocked. I was just star-struck, and I kept walking, and I walked back, and I was like, That is him. I'm going to introduce myself. Oh, my God. Megan Kelly's podcast? Yes, get in my pants right Oh, wow.

So Erica was a fan of this guy?

Make America's gum again.

I don't know this guy from A Hole in the Wall. I don't know who he is, really, at all. But it's just... Apparently, Erica was a fan of him. That's what she's implying. I guess she was following him on Instagram or something like that, right? Is that what she's implying here?

She said she knows who he is because she saw him on Megan Kelly's podcast, or she heard him on Megan Kelly's podcast and a fan of his. She saw him backstage and went to say hi.

Okay, well. But then why would she say, Is that who I think it is? If she was seeing… Oh, sorry. I realized. I'm conflicted. You know what? Honestly, this journey that I'm on does not even matter, and no one cares. I don't even care about it anymore. She is into the sky.

She's like, Yeah, he's ex Delta. That's right. Flies only. Alaska Airlines now.

Jennifer's like, Wow.

She's like, Special Ops. That's exciting. Yeah, well, I don't ever do this. Did I already explain this part?

But I just walked up to him and I was like, I like you. He said, Yes, you're John McVee. Sorry, you already did that part. I got distracted because I was looking up his information. You carry on.

I'm on Reddit right now.

This episode is just not ending. I keep on thinking the episode's about to end. I'm like, Oh, no, there's still another scene that I forgot about. How are we almost two hours into this episode where nothing happened? I was like, Oh, good. Beverly Hills would be a nice easy recap for us today because nothing happened.

It'll take literally 10 minutes. It's literally a 10-hour recap.

But then This is the problem with Beverly Hills. It's so boring, but there's so much to make fun of it at any given moment, in even its most boring state.

So, Erika is saying, Oh, yeah.

The day those pictures were taken, we were actually walked around holding heads, and then I got a pedicure, and he got a pedicure. There I opened up, everybody.

Oh, my God, Eric, are you so vulnerable? We're so proud of you. We're so proud. She says it's early stages, so she doesn't know where it's going.

Or if it's going anywhere. But what I like the most about John is that we can be anywhere, and he'll go up to someone without an ID, throw him in the back of his van, and try and drive him off across the border. It's the most romantic thing I've ever been involved in in my life.

So when do you plan on seeing him again? Oh, not for a while. I said goodbye to him today before getting on the plane.

I was like, Oh, were you sad leaving him today? Did that make you sad?

What is that word sad? I'm not sure if I understand the concept Is that when the water flows out of people's eyes?

I was sad. Did I mention that he got a pedicule?

And Boze was like, Oh, girl, you keep saying, 'don't get crazy, ' but we are gone. We have left. We are in the mountains. There you go.

She's like, Oh, God, you guys are really blowing this up.

So next time on Beverly Hills, we get to watch Jennifer Tilly climb a mountain.

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