Transcript of Claud and Friends with Margo Oshry: Monday, October 27th, 2025

Good morning, girlies. It's The Toast. It's Jackson Claudon, we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast-fired things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast.

They sound amazing.

Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Monday, day one of Claudon Friends. Yes, that's right, Jackson's on maternity We're sobbing. We're so upset. But we're so excited for Clauna and friends. That's why she's really starting this week, Friends and Family. Emphasis on family. Today's co-host, Cratchell, Satchell, Hatchell, Natchell, Datchell, Satchell. Patchell. Patchell. I love that. Patchell. And you're so right.

You're right. No, I know. It's crazy.

It's Satchell, my little sis. Hi.

Oh, my God. I feel like I haven't done the shows with you.

Ages. Ages. Now, I didn't want to tell you this because I hate But you weren't my first choice for first co-host for one reason. No, not that part. That I'm happy to tell you. Okay. During my maternity leave, Jackie had so many...

Pargy guests.

Pargy guests, Pargy co-hosts. Your episode outperformed all of them. Seriously? Satchies was... Yeah, people just want the satch. They just want the hatch. They want the crutch.

They want the patch.

And that's what we're going to give them.

That is so crazy. You know, I had a sneaky feeling because Jackie once texted me an edit of something you guys were going to post, and it was making it... Because you guys talked about... We're talking shit about me on the toast, obviously, because you do that. It was something about how everyone hated having me. Then she was like, Can we post this? It's funny because everyone loved you. I was like, No, you can.

Well, I did want to tell you, I didn't listen to every single of the maternity leave episodes. That's fair. I was busy having a baby, but I did listen to yours. Are you ready for constructive criticism? Just one thing that I want you. I meant to tell you before the toast.

Can I guess? Yeah. I say I'm a lot.

No, I wouldn't even notice that. You swallow whole sentences. You talk. What does that mean? You talk so fast. We all do. But Jackie and I become more aware of it because professionally, we got a lot of shit for it. You swallow. I was like, What is she just saying? You swallow the whole sentence. Was that a paragraph? It's really crazy. I know. I talk really fast. I just noticed that you were doing it. I didn't even understand what you just said. I was just like, Yes.

You swallow whole sentences. Okay, got it. I won't.

Yeah, so if you could just be mindful of that.

I'll be mindful of not swallowing whole sentences. Welcome to the Durst. Thanks for having me. I'm so happy to be here.

Thanks for taking time off your extremely important corporate job.

We appreciate you. Thank you for making it so convenient for me. I really couldn't. Of course.

I work around the Satch. One thing about me. If only. I work around the Satch.

If only.

The Satch was out and about yesterday being such a good sister.

I know. I'm so upset.

What? I know. So Margot went to Woodbury Commons, our favorite place. I talked about the Prada outlet at Woodbury Commons many times on this podcast. Jack is always calling me cheap. I'm like, Okay, I'm cheap because I bought a Prada bag at an outlet.

Do you say it was good? Because I was unimpressed.

The Woodbury Commons, in general, is missing a few things. But I would say the best store there is the Prada outlet. The prices are slashed. It's giving- The price, I mean, what you got yesterday was the best deal of the day. It's giving lumbar liquidators, going out of business. Yeah. And Margot me a pair of Prada boots for $340. I'm sorry, that's crazy.

So crazy. Even when I was checking out, the store associate was like, Wow. Slay the house down. Slay the house down. She's like, These are final sales. She made me sign a document being like, Yeah, it's fine.

Yeah, it's fine. So Margot got me a pair of boots, which was so nice of you. No, it was so nice. Because I know you have to lug around those boots.

I did have to look. A shout out to my friends, though. They carry them the whole time.

Like, shout out to Queens supporting Queens.

No. You really slayed. It really was such a gorgeous day. It is so overwhelming though there. You just seriously, I was going to have a panic attack, and I brought Magnolia, which was the worst idea ever. Yeah.

Let's talk about you bringing your dog to the mall, basically. For those who don't know, Woodbury comes as an outside mall. It's an outside mall. It's an outdoor pavilion. It's huge. You bringing your dog, that's insane.

Is it?

What if she took a shit at Prada?

She is trained, so she only goes outside.

I know, but like you said, it's an outdoor mall. No, but the stores aren't outside.

I know, Margot. The stores are indoors.

You're so crazy for so many reasons. But the fact that you brought your dog to Woodbury Commons is insane.

Wait, there were so many dogs there. There was a dog in every store. Margot.

You're so crazy for that.

Wait, that's crazy. Also, I didn't know what else to do with her. I left my apartment at 11. I got home at 8: 30. I wasn't going to leave her at home.

Okay, so I did a Q&A over the weekend because, yes, I am an influential person. I do Q&A's. Somebody said, true or false, you hate Magnolia. You do. Everyone does. Let's talk about the fact that I literally hate your dog. But if it makes you feel any better, these days, I'm hating my dog, too. But your dog, I just can't stand her.

That is really the-We've never had this discussion. If someone asked me, what's the meanest thing someone could say to you? It's that.

Okay, then you live a very charmed privileged life.

No, it's like, call me ugly. I know you're lying. Like, call me fat. I know you're lying. Say you hate my dog. Like, fuck you.

I hate your dog. Fuck you. It's not that I hate your dog, actually. Magnolia, or as I lovingly call her, Ratnolia. She's so cute. She's cute. She's a sweet angel. She's very, very sweet. My God, she's so fucking annoying.

She's not. Romeo is so fucking annoying.

I agree because I'm normal and I can agree.

My dog's annoying. No, but by the way, she's not annoying.

What does she do? I didn't answer the person in the Q&A, but I just want them to know you were picking up what I was putting down. What does she do to you? She does not stop working. She's so annoying.

That's not true. Only when I leave.

Yap, Yap, Yap, Nolia. That's what they should call her. Yap, Nolia.

Only when I leave.

Yap, motherfucking Nolia.

Because she knows she's in a place where she's not loved.

Then also, and this is maybe how I feel about Yap, Nolia is how I feel about Chrissy Tegan. Oh, God. Chrissy Tegan, per se, isn't annoying, but there was a time period where the media was so annoying about her. Chrissy Tegan just broke the... No, she didn't. She just made a chilly. How do you feel about Magnolia? Magnolia, per se, isn't annoying. You about Magnolia is annoying. Sorry that I love her. You're making fan edits on TikTok to sad songs about Magnolia. You actually need help.

No, I do need help. I'm not going to lie, did I cry myself to sleep thinking about the day Magnolia is going to die, maybe.

Let's talk about the day Magnolia is going to die.

No, I will start crying. I will seriously start crying.

I'm 100% kidding.

But what are you doing? You're going to need to put me in an institution. You're going to need to put me in... I'm going to need to be put somewhere.

Listen, I've been through it. It is devastating.

No, and yours was a year from where I am right now because Max is five.

But you have so much time. Theo, low-key, died so, so random of him.

No, I know, but who's to say that that's not going to happen to me?

I know because they are from the same breed. I'm aware. Maybe they had a genetic cancer that Magnolia is harboring right now.

But there's a reason why I take her to the vet all the time.

Okay, well, because we found out Theo had cancer a year after it was chilling in his body. Not me never taking him to the doctor. I think maybe you should just stay on top of that.

She goes to the vet all the time. Also my vet, Dr. Lyff, shout out, is well aware of Theo's condition. She knows that every time I go to the vet, I start crying. Like I said, she's insane. She is aware that Mag's dying is my biggest fear. She's going to help me in every way that she can medically prevent that from happening.

And all that to say, I don't hate Magnolia. No, you do. No, I don't, actually.

You want to rescue her.

Yes.

Oh, my God. You are so drama. God forbid, a girl like, A girl loves her dog.

You do?

But God forbid, a girl loves her dog.

It's just like a bissel unhealthy. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, your social media activity when it comes to the dog. You know what? The other day, actually... So the other day, when they got me, I'm a troll. To people I love.

Oh, can we open the DMs? You should see any time. I want you to look at my DM's with Claudia. I'm always like, Oh, man, you look amazing. Oh, my God, love. Oh, my God, it looks so good. Never mind, what are you wearing?

I see the best, and I do it to also my sister Olivia. I'm like, That looks disgusting because she's always cooking stuff. I'm like, Oh, you're gross. I'm like, What's with this angle? I'm always coming for it. It's more so because I see the best in my sisters and I see the for greatness. I'm not being a troll.

But you are, yeah.

As Jackie once very pointedly said, I'm not trying to hurt you. It just hurts you. But I have been become very aware of my own trolliness. I was trolling Olivia so hard last night, and she's so fucking done with me. Good.

Good. Push back Olivia.

She said something like, Olivia's so chewy. You know? Okay. She said something that was so Chugalicious, definition, make the Girls Go Logo.

Olivia's a millennial. I know.

That is her charm, her Chuggy charm. I'm sure during the course of this maternity leave, I will have her on, and she's going to come at me and all the things I said about her. Yes, Olivia. Also in my Q&A yesterday, I actually got a really interesting question that I didn't post because I needed you and Olivia's take on it. Somebody was like, do Marga and Olivia get jealous that you and Jackie have a podcast together?

No. Me and Olivia are too busy to care.

Oh, so you're saying we're not busy?

No, you're busy, but you don't care. You know what I mean? You You're too busy to be jealous about anything in my life because obviously you're not jealous about anything because I can meet my dog.

No, I'm jealous. I'm jealous that you're so skinny.

Thank you.

I'm jealous that when you want to do something, you do it. You're very good, you're proactive, and you take an active role in your own life.

I take an active role in my own life.

I'm jealous of a lot of things. I'm jealous of a lot of things in Olivia's life. She low-key has the most peaceful low-key life. I'm jealous of... I'm open enough about what I'm jealous. What am I jealous of of Jackie?

You have the same life. It's so true. You have the same life. So true.

But no, I am jealous of certain things, mostly of how your breasts stand up on their own.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Me too. I'm really happy about that. But no, I just don't think about it. Also, it's been going on for so long. If we were jealous for the past 10 years, it would be bad. It would be bad. I'm just happy for you, and I'll take what I can get. I've ridden your co-tail. I've benefited from it. I have literally no issue.

Pretty good. Yeah. Not my Q&A last time, really coloring the pre-Fast 5 banter.

No, also not your Q&A being so clued in on our lives.

People are always trying to start something in my Q&A. Are they? Yeah. Oh, interesting. Someone saying, I feel like you hate Magnolia, they know.

Well, I mean, you're the one who chose to bring it up today. Well, you know what?

I You know what? I've been meaning to talk to you about it. And what better place than a podcast?

No, and you know what? Say what you want. I'm not changing anything.

Margot, never change.

I'm not changing anything, and I love my dog so much. And you know what? I'll remember this, and I'll resent you for it when she dies, that you were like, I hate your dog.

Listen, if you, when Magnolia dies and needs to take it out on me, I can be that vessel for you.

Thank you.

You look so pretty today. I'm so happy to be podcasting with you. Oh, thank you. You look so gorgeous. For you to show up looking so thin and young. When I'm on the heels of just having had a baby. Not cool. You should have looked like a slob today. Okay. I need to send a notice to everybody co-hosting me over the next few weeks. Please don't show up stenting on these. I was like, I have somebody coming. Oh, God, good luck. I need to go get a prom dress. I just think she's going to show up looking so sick.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. I know.

Well, in my defense, I came from work, so I couldn't look like a slob at work today. No, you look great. It's a Monday. No, you look great.

I'm glad that you... It's also nice when people dress up nice. It shows respect towards the podcast.

I was going to say, imagine I showed up here and your little sister, she's the first one and she's in a fucking sweatshirt.

Looking like a slob, right. No, it's good. No respect. It's good.

But noted. You look great.

But noted, yeah. Thanks. Now, fast five. Fast five. What are you into these days? What shows are you watching? Who are you following on social media? I didn't choose a story for you per se because I know you could really talk about anything, but what's that she into? What are you following? What saga?

What saga? Well, right now, I'm... Are you invested in this Whitney Levet Mark giveaway?

Tell me more.

It's really weird. And by the way, I love her.

No issues love. Do you watch Salamo? Secret Lives of Women Wives?

I don't think I ever ended actually finishing the most recent season, but yes. I guess they did some give away on social, and I don't know what the terms were, but I think it was to be able to come to the live show or something like that. Oh, wow. Whatever. Something of that nature. I don't know if that's the exact same thing. Someone's probably screaming in their car like that I'm right. Then I guess ABC was like, You can't do that. Then they made a video and they were like, We can't do this. Whatever. It's just weird behavior. Because maybe I don't blame Whitney, but Mark Ballas, you knew that.

Should know.

Yeah. Also, in the way that I work, it's like, If you do a giveaway, you need to have legal rules and stuff. Wouldn't you run that through ABC? It doesn't make sense to me. People are being like, This is weird behavior. Then I just saw a TikTok on my way here of someone being like, Whitney just lost her chance of the mirror ball because of this. Okay. She's dramatic.

Let me say something. This is my first time getting involved in dancing with the Stars, and I just want to say to the dancing with the Stars community, a lot of you are deeply unwell. No, I'm having a lot of fun, but I have found myself in the trenches, and I'm like, You know what? I need to go touch grass. People are really sick about this show, specifically when it comes to Whitney and Mark Ballas. They hate that Mark always gets the good... Apparently, he had Charlie Tabillion. He always gets girls who are easy to train and partners who are so obviously going to make the top four. Yeah, he's the most decorated, but it's so obvious. People hate Mark, and Whitney's the villain on her show. People have just been hating her. They don't want her to win, but it's like she's obviously the best, and this is a competition.

She's so good. Do you think she's going to win?

It's It's heating up. I do have a dancing with a Star Story, so we'll talk about it a little bit more. But she definitely has a chance. She is the best, and she does the hardest dances, and she does them so well. She succeeds in a technical sense.

The only thing that has been bothering me a little bit about their dances, and this is just a preference, is the incorporation of her- It's worth mentioning, my girl doesn't watch a show. Yeah, no, sorry. But I literally do. I watch everything on TikTok, and I have so many people in my life who are telling me everything's going on. I know everything is going on. In her dances, they incorporate a little bit too much of their TikTok-y things. If I see this one more time... Yeah, that's such a TikTok move. It's a little bit much.

I don't agree with you, actually. The show is so TikTok-coded. The fact that they're just playing into that, it's called strategy, Marga. But you wouldn't understand because you literally don't watch a show. No.

You don't have to do it every time.

You don't watch a show. They did that move once. Maybe you saw the clip a lot of times.

No. I've just noticed that it's like if you- Did I just read you to Phil?

I read you to Phil.

No, that's not true. I also didn't see it a bunch of times. I saw the dance once. Anyway, I'm team Alex.

Oh, you're team Alex? Yeah. Okay.

I just really respect that she's put her whole fucking booty into this thing. I love her. I love her. I think she has crazy great work ethic.

I agree. I think she's a great role model for the youth.

She really is. She loves to party. She loves to everything. Then she was like, You know what? I'm going to put that on hold. I'm going to put my whole fucking ass into this, and she really has. I feel like it's really hard.

I feel like you're avoiding saying the word pussy because I don't like that word. Put her her ass into it.

I don't know.

I'm not going to say the word. The saying and not me telling you. You're supposed to be young and hip. That's why we brought you on the show.

Claudia, I know that it's- You put your whole pussy into it. I know. I just don't like saying that. Why? I don't know. It feels like so wrong.

We're not saying it in a point of graphic way.

It feels like so raunchy. Just say, Pussy. Say it. Just like, weird.

Yeah, I know, but you're making it weird. It's a nice word. Is it? We had this conversation on the toes maybe 10 years ago about how the first time... We all grew up in a house of all girls, and the word Pussy was like a...

A men vagina.

Yeah, and like a sweet in term of endearment, almost. Then to come and grow up and enter the world and find out it's a disgusting pornographic term. Actually, I will not be abiding by those terms.

It's a sweet word. It's a common word to describe a coward.

Yeah, sure. But I'm talking about anatomically. Oh. Yeah, we used to go wash your pussy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Everyone else has made it weird, and I'm not getting involved. You know what I mean? It's a sweet word. No, I understand.

It is a sweet word.

It's a sweet word.

Alex is putting her whole pussy into it.

Very good, Sachi. Thank you.

How are you doing? We haven't even talked about you.

Nobody asks. No, I'm kidding. I'm doing so great. Yeah, it's the same thing every day with me. Got it. But nothing to share.

Today's not really about me. Oh, my God. That's so selfless of you.

It's about Sachi. Sachi, I have a question for you. Oh, God, what? Are you ready to dive in to the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

I was born ready.

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Fast five stories.

I'm game time. I forgot, you don't listen to this show. Also, Why would you know our inside jokes?

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Yeah, and you want to trigger me. Yeah, exactly. Okay, and you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to bark at it. Bark, bark, bitch. Okay, so fast five stories. Nothing major happened over the weekend, except a lot of things that just made me raise my eyebrows. Okay. The first is that Sophie Turner went on a date with someone, and I'm shook at who it is. Do you know who it is? Chris Martin. Yes, she went on a secret date with the Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. So apparently, they went on a secret date. They had a night out together a week after her on-again, off-again relationship with Peregrine Pearson ended in late September. Sophie Turner and the British aristocrat split after attending a high society wedding together where they were seeing bickering and arguing between feverish snogs on the dance floor. What? And then a week later, Sophie Turner and Chris Martin apparently went on a date. There's really not a lot of information about who, what, when, where, why, how. But just the sheer fact that they went on a date, let's discuss.

That is so interesting. It's really crazy. Everyone in Hollywood dates each other.

I know. I just want to say I'm not down. Not because I don't like this pairing. We could get into the pairing, but I liked her dating the British aristocrat. I thought that was really unique, different, not like other girls. I like him and Dakota Johnson. I know they were on again, off again, but to me, they're end game.

I like him and Dakota Johnson, and I like Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas. I'm still at the restaurant.

Oh, girl, get up. I'm still at the restaurant. Girls on the check.

I'm still at the restaurant. I know they got divorced. I understand.

I love him. I love him. I just want to say I've always been obsessed with Joe Jonas.

No, you have.

You've always been a Joe girl from day If you read my book, you know that he was the first famous person to follow me on Instagram. And DM you. Yeah. I also need to read a second book to let everybody know that he unfollowed me. He did? Yeah. I'm not entirely sure when, and I was really upset.

I feel like you guys had a friendship.

I literally saw him a little while ago. I was like, Oh, he unfollowed me. I'm not saying hi to him. And he came up to me. I'm like, But you unfollowed me.

I don't think people like, No. I am sorry. I don't. Also, I feel like he has a social media manager. One thousand %, he consciously unfollowed me.

Just like, Thank you for making me feel better. Trying to make me feel better, but he unfollowed me. Whatever. I didn't mean to make this story about me. That's fine. It just happens sometimes. Yeah, I understand. Do you think that Sophie Turner is going to be co-parenting with Goop? Because that's what Dakota was doing.

Right. Well, I mean, but Chris Martin is going to have to be co-parenting with Joe. Vice versa. Wait.

Coldplay. By the way, I'm going to say something big. Joe and his brothers are the Coldplay of our generation.

By the way, I agree. I'm obsessed with this story. Also, can we talk about them for a second?

Let's talk about Kevin releasing a solo song.

No, obsessed, finally. Finally. I actually meant to text her husband. They are coming to the Prudential Center with All-American Rejects. They added new dates.

Oh, my God. You have to tell Ben. No, I will.

I'll go. I will.

Ben wanted to go see the Jonas Brothers just so he could see the All-American Rejects.

Then I had to break the news to him.

Then I told Ben he could just go to an All-American Rejects concert. I also had to break the news to him that they actually weren't opening. The last time they played New York, all of my community, Jigs were in opening. I have to say this tour, the marketing, it's working. It's working.

I feel like they learned a lot because they've chronically been on tour since they came back together. And Happiness Begins tour rocked. We went. We saw it. It was fun for me in our road. They're in the suits. Amazing. Yeah, so cute. Then they had a second tour. I'm pretty sure it was a flop.

Their comeback has been very interesting. It's been filled with lots of peaks and lots of valleys, like Sucker being the biggest song ever. Then I feel like they couldn't get arrested for a little while. I'm happy that this concert is really paying off for them. So much so to the point, I'm buying tickets, I want to go.

Also, their choices in people to bring on has been incredible. Yes, Demi Lovato, for sure, Jordan Sparks love. They brought on Ben Rector, and they sing brand new. I love that song.

I love that song. I just know people in the audience thought they were getting Demi Lovato when they got Ben Rector.

I would have been happier with Ben Rector.

A Carnival Cruise commercial, like you said, song.

It's so good. They brought out Bright Young. I feel really effective also in...

I haven't really been keeping up in the last couple of years with new Jonas Brothers music. I like listening to the hits. I have added some to my liked. Oh, like what? Celebrate tonight. That song is so good. We made it through all of the years and all of the tears. And then also, Love Me to heaven. Are you familiar? Oh, so good. Give me everything, but it ain't enough. Got to win a while like a stupid dad. So good. So good. Also, I also have to say Sophie Turner and Chris Martin. Oh, right. Allegedly went on the date. I actually feel like they're not compatible.

I don't think they're compatible. I think she's just, post-breakup, going out with people, figuring out what she wants, what she likes, what she doesn't like.

Yeah, I feel like he's really low-key and calm. She feels really fun and wild. But I feel like wild has a negative connotation. I mean it in a positive way. In a good way. I don't feel like I could see them. I could see them going on a date and not liking each other. Her going home, texting her friends, being like, he was so weird.

But by the way, that is so annoying. You go on a first date and it's in the fucking news.

I know you don't like to talk about your dating life publicly, but can I tell everybody the funniest thing that you told me?

Which one? Oh, yeah, that one because that's not in play anymore.

Okay, Margot went on a date with What was it? Like cocktails? Cock entails. At a bar. The seating set up was a high top table.

Not a high top.

Oh, so just regular top?

Yeah, regular top.

On one side was a booth and the other side was a stool. Correct. The guy took the booth. It feels a little fake and gay.

It feels a little fake and gay. It is weird that the other chair was a stool and not a chair with a back. Of course.

You should never go back to this place again.

Also, you should offer to give it up. Of course. To give it up. By the way, not to make matters worse, we had played I had a pickle that day. Pickle ball? Pickle ball. I had thrown out my back a little bit. So she was injured. I was injured, and then I was sitting on the stool.

The stool had no back?

No back. I should have just said something like, Hey, can I sit in the seat? No, you shouldn't have to say it. Okay, yeah, fine. I agree. I thought I was maybe being bitchy. Then after sitting there for two hours with my back like that, I woke, I got up and I said to him, I was like, Oh, my back is killing me. He didn't even pick up on it.

Oh, my God. You never saw him again? I never saw him again.

There are other reasons, too.

Honestly, the You don't need other reasons.

I know. I agree. I didn't know if I was being so... Like, picky.

Yeah.

But every person I told was like, That's crazy.

That's insane.

I know. That's such a bad note to start out. I do have to say, though, now that I've never really thought about that. Now when I go on dates, it's the first thing I think about when it's that situation. How does the person react?

Every person has been like, Hey, do you want the booth? No, but also that means that he sat down first. Oh, sorry.

He got there first. Yeah. He sat in the booth first. I got there. He was sitting in the booth. That's crazy. Sometimes that'll happen, and then they'll get up and be like, Oh, you want the booth? I always say, Yeah, I do. Of course. But that didn't happen.

That's really insane. At least he was on time if I'm looking for some redeeming qualities. Are you ready for our next story? Yes. Haley Bieber went on a podcast, and it was like, Is this your random podcast? She must be friends with this guy. There's actually a lot of cute clips going around. One of the clips that's going around is her being really open about what procedures she's had done. Yes. Apparently, Haley Bieber confirmed she has never had Botox in her face, but she has revealed the treatments that she does get. The road founder appeared on the In Your Dreams podcast Friday to discuss her parenting journey, her neppo baby, internet theories, and of course, all things beauty. She said, I don't have any Botox except in my jaw for TMJ, which doesn't affect the way you look. But I have no Botox in my face. I made a commitment to myself that I wasn't going to do any Botox until I was in my 30s. When I get there, I'll see if I even want to do it. So this is me finding out Hailey Bieber is younger than me. That's very interesting.

Yeah, she got married at 21.

Bieber also added, What'd she have? That she's following the lead of her mom who's never gotten any wrinkle relaxing injections. My mom does nothing to her skin, and she looks insane. But she said she's very diligent with her skincare routine, which, of course, she has to say is the founder of a skincare brand. There are a couple of treatments that she does that she really likes.

I want to start doing them.

Apparently, it's so painful. Prp, which is platelet-rich plasma. Everyone loves that. They take blood from your arm, they spin it, and then they microneedle it back into your face. That's when you see pictures of celebrities that have blood in their face.

Red, yeah. I think Kim does it.

In addition to getting her own plasma needleed back into her face, she's also a fan of PRF, platelet-rich fibrin injections, where they take your blood. It's called the Easy Gel. Basically, they heat it and then cool it. It makes your blood like a gel consistency, and then you inject it. So I've done that, which I love. I've injected into my smile lines. I've injected it under my eyes. The substance is from your own body, so you can trust it unlike other injectables like Botox.

I saw her say that, and that makes sense. It's making your own Botox out of your blood. Yeah.

Genius. Yeah. It's not like she's had nothing done, which makes me feel better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's so pretty. She is so gorgeous.

One thing about me, if Hilly Bieber has no fans, I'm dead.

I've passed away. No, I'm so with you. I just love her. There's nothing about her that I dislike. That I dislike. I think she is so cool. I think she is so low-key funny. Funny. I I just want to... I feel like you can. I need you to hang out with her.

Not to be the most annoying girl on the planet. I have.

But I want you to hang out with her in a more relaxed setting.

I felt really relaxed when I hung out with her. I feel like she felt relaxed, too.

Yeah. No, she likes you. She does. She is so sweet. Not to be that person, but I have met her a couple of times at these road events. Obviously, every time, you have no fucking idea who I am.

No, and it's also her brand. She's going to be so nice to everyone.

At the most recent one, we made eye contact, and she's like, Look, I mean, she's like... I'm like, That can't be to me. I go like that. I was like, No, it was to me. Then she's like, Oh my God, hi, how are you? It's so good to see you. I was like, I don't know if you're saying that to everyone, but it feels really personal. I'm just going to pretend that you remember me. Don't yuck my yum. Don't yuck my fucking yum.

Because she's obviously here at this event. She knows everybody's been invited, so she's always saying... That's what celebrities do. They say, Nice to see you.

No, I know, but it felt like she remembered that we've met. She definitely did. I think she remembered that I'm your sister. She definitely did. I'm making it about you now, so you should agree.

I just love her.

I just love I just want to be her. In every sense of the word.

Did you see she went to a concert over the weekend with Justin, and he finally shaved his beard, and everyone's so excited about it, and then Kendall was there, too? Yes. And did you see Kendall also opened the Vogue World fashion show, wearing the life of a show?

No, literally. Can we talk about Vogue World also?

Yeah, we can. But what is it? Actually, I can't.

No, that's why.

I can't talk about Vogue World because I don't know what it is.

I do have to say one mean thing. I love Grace Abrams. Everyone knows I love her music.

Bitch can't sing.

It wasn't good. It wasn't even that outfit.

That's not her fault because Vogue puts you in whatever. But every time I see a video of Grace Abrams singing, it's bad.

It's weird though because I've seen her many a time and she was good.

I know and I feel bad for her because she's never been in the Neppo Baby allegations because she can't sing. Then it turns out that Audrey wrote that whole song.

But she can sing. She can sing. But can she? But I don't know. Also, you see that video of... Oh, I watched this 100 times before I went to bed. The video of Hailey Beat were getting there sitting down and saying hi to Miley Cyrus and then Gwyneth Paltrow.

I did.

I loved it. Also, everyone's obsessed with Hailey. Everyone wanted Hailey.

Hailey is this generation's Gwyneth Paltrow. I feel like people aren't ready to talk about that yet because everyone loves Gwyneth now, right? But I remember what it was like to be a Gwyneth fan when everyone was hating Gwyneth, conscious uncoupling, vagina smelling candles. Everything she did was crazy, whatever. But now everything Gwyneth used to do 10, 15 years ago is the standard of wellness, being gluten free, grain free. Totally. She was doing that stuff first. Haley gets so much hate. We talk about her all the time on the podcast. She's literally the most hated woman. It's insane. It's insane. She really is this generation's Gwyneth Paltrow.

Oh, I'm aligned. I love her, seriously.

What's your favorite road product, Sachi?

The glazing milk. The glazing milk. The glazing milk. I would agree.

So, Queen looked gorgeous on this podcast and- Yeah, like that outfit.

I need that shirt now.

It's just like a regular shirt.

She's not even trying.

You would see that shirt at H&M, and you would not buy it.

No, but now I need it. I know.

Are you ready for our third story that's actually really shaking me in my boots, and I have to unthink and unlear everything I've already known? Because Katie Perry Justin Bieber. Justin Trudeau. Stop. Katie Perry and Justin Trudeau have made their first public appearance. They're celebrating her birthday in Paris. I don't know if you saw the video of them leaving the restaurant in the paparazzi going wild. I ship. Unfortunately, I ship. You ship. I've been really tough because I feel like Justin Trudeau is a big loser, and so is Katie Perry.

But so it makes sense.

First of all, I just love... I saw the video. It was? I know. Did you see the video?

I did. When she took the flowers?

Yeah, maybe I think she took flowers. But I was more so looking at them just getting into this van. I I don't know. It was giving ship.

Is he currently the Prime Minister? No. Is that stupid?

No, it's not stupid because when I first heard this story, I was like, Don't you have better things to do? Like, run your country? Well, actually, he doesn't have better things to do because he is not the active Prime Minister. Is he unemployed? Yes, he is. Some could say he's unemployed. He's boy with no job. He's boy with no job.

Got it. I mean, listen, I feel like Katie Perry is really in this era of finding herself and going on these sidequests. Yeah. And Justin Trudeau is her current sidequest. And you know what? All I have to say is justice for by the Grace of God.

By the grace of God, there was no other way. Sure. I also like that she's 41 and he's 53. Very age-appropriate on both of their behafts. She was dating Orlando Bloom, who's universally beloved. Everyone in Hollywood loves him. I forget what is he, Lord of the Rings or one of those pirates of the Caribbean things. I just feel like it's hard to date someone who's so beloved and you're hated. Where does she go from here? She She went so sideways. She was always an ex-prime minister. But you know what? I'm telling you, I feel like it's the beginning of a comeback for her. First of all, she's also so skinny.

She's so skinny. She's never looked better. She's having the Ozempic Steve Levine moment.

By the way, my Ozempic Steve Lovine moment is coming. You bitches better be fucking ready.

I saw a clip of Kim talking about how good Chris looks. She's like, I'm just so glad now I know what to do when it's my turn. Steve Lovine. Steve Lovine and Ozempic, same.

Speaking of Steve Lovine, Lindsay Lohan, I watch Freakier Friday last night.

Oh, I've been meaning to. How was?

Let me tell you, it was so cute. Okay. I feel like they really honored the old movie. Jamie Lee Curtis is hilarious. I guess it's a comedy. She's hilarious. Yeah. Did you know that?

Yeah. I have something really stupid to say.

We knew Jamie Lee Curtis was funny. Yes.

Okay. But isn't Jamie Lee Curtis to Sylvester?

Get out. Get the fuck out. This is a pop culture podcast. Hold on. Let me think. Get the fuck out. Please. Get the fuck out.

Who plays Sue Sylvester? How?

Oh, only the hardest working woman in Hollywood, Jane fucking Lynch.

Okay, can you see how I would maybe- Get out. Maybe get a little confused.

You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding. Are you kidding me?

Sorry, sorry. I get confused sometimes.

No, she's not. It's Jamie Lee Curtis.

But I do think we thought, who's the one that's friends with Ariana Grande? Jennifer Coolidge. Oh my God. No, that's not who I'm thinking of. I'm telling you Jamie Lee Curtis and Ariana Grande have a relationship, and Jamie Lee Curtis is funny.

Anyway, let's just move on. All that to say, I actually thought the movie was really cute, except that the plot, obviously people are switching bodies. In the original movie, it's Lindsay Lohan and her mom. In this movie, Lindsay Lohan switches bodies with her daughter. Jamie Curtis switches with Lindsay Lohan's future stepdaughter, and it's so confusing. It's four people switching bodies. It was too many people.

That's too many people.

But I feel like they honored the original movie in such a funny way. Chad Michael Murray was in it. It was so hilarious. They had the original music, except they didn't play your You're it, you're the ultimate. It's automatic, I'm sure of it. They played the other song.

What's the other one? You got it.

Yeah, just give me a second. Yeah, okay. Then you played the other one. The other one. Do you know the other one?

Hold on. I'm sure I'll know the other one when you- The band was called Pink Slip. Inevitably start singing it.

Take me away. I want to shout out, take me away away. You obviously don't know it, so stop singing.

No, I do. You're just singing different verses at the same time.

They should have sing Ultimate, but other than that, I thought the movie was really fabulous. Okay, I watched it. A little boring. It went on a little long in the tooth, but it was really good. Back to Steve Levine. Katie Perry's in her Steve Levine's epic era.

That was good.

We all should strive to be there.

Yeah, no. I'm happy for her.

Because I was a hater. But seeing this picture... But Katie Perry has a way of just posing with her boyfriend that makes me believe it's the greatest thing. Let me see. Okay, because look at this picture.

Oh, like OTP.

Right. If you ever see the picture of Katie Perry wearing that green sea foam dress at the Grammys when she was dating John Meyer, and he's wearing the blue velvet suit. No two people have ever been suited for one another in a better, more impactful way. I just think she poses well.

Where is John Meyer?

Dating an influencer. It's not me. It's devastating. No, but literally.

Right. I forgot about that.

We have two more stories about two of your boyfriends. Tell me if I'm right, and I'm going to cut to ads in a second, but just give me a second. Are your boyfriends confirmed, Hugh Jackman and Zac Efron? Both of your greatest showmen?

Hugh Jackman and Miles Teller.

Okay. Don't tell Kelly.

No, I know. I love Kelly. I do. It sounds like you don't actually. No, sorry. I do love her. I was going to be like, I saw her over the summer. Because you were annoying. Yeah. No, I love her so much, and so I'm happy for her.

Does she know that you want her man?

No, I don't want her man.

She listens to the toast, so Kelly, stay away from Margot.

No, I literally...

I feel like Kelly's used to everybody wanting her man.

No, but by the way, I saw her and she was like, Snatchler, dead ass.

I told you this. She did an Ogie to her.

No, I love her. For that, I'm literally so happy for you.

I'm having a coxedinium flare up.

Where's your pillow?

Snatchy. Did you like my video I made this morning? My clue?

Yeah, I was cracking up because when I was watching it- I thought it was going to be hard.

Not everybody getting it. Obvious.

Why the fuck would you have a satchel?

I know, but It was also giving briefcase. I don't know.

Yeah, well, also corporate. No, but I was watching it. I was like, Oh, God, this could go so many ways. I didn't know where you were going. And you liked it. I liked it. I thought it was funny.

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All right, Margot, are you ready? Yes. Okay, so we talked about Dancing with the Stars a little bit. Obviously, Dylan Efron is on. They did Friends and Family. I have been saying that I think there's something going on with Dylan and Zack. The fact that he wasn't there, but his dedication night was to the sister. While you don't have to dedicate it to Zack, but your sister's there, so why wouldn't your brother be there? Dylan Efron has revealed why Zack has been absent from the Dancing with the Stars ballroom. Let me tell you, he's saying a whole bunch of nothing.

I know.

Dylan Efron on his brother Zack Efron's support even from afar, according to E-News, who's buying this, and I'm not. Dylan has two-stepped his way into week seven of dancing with the stars, but during his journey so far, his older brother has been consciously absent from the ballroom. As far as The Trader's alum sees it, he still feels the love from his high school musical brother. Hey, he's doing his thing, Dylan told Extra. Fans of the show were perhaps more shocked to not see the brother for Dedication Week. The younger brother, Henry, was there. The sister was dancing. But he just says that Zack is doing his thing. Busy. Busy, but supporting from afar.

Okay, but here's the thing. Obviously, I don't know what's going on with Zack Efron. Maybe he's on location shooting something. I don't know. Because from what I gather, I do think that they spend a lot of time together doing nature stuff.

They have that Netflix show, Zac Efron, End to the World or whatever.

I do think they have a pretty good relationship. I think they are together a lot, which is weird that he's not there, but maybe he's I don't know.

I agree. I feel like up until recently, they had a good relationship because maybe the dynamic of Zack being the star and Dylan being subplot, Zack was comfortable with that. But Dylan's a big star. He was on The Tonight Show.

Is that what would happen with us if I became really famous?

Yeah, I wouldn't be able to handle it. Yeah, no. They've had this dynamic, right? Yes. It's easy for Zack to be magnanimous and have his brother on his show because his brother wasn't threatening his position. I'm sorry, but I'm telling you something where it's going on. Or Zack Efron is so... I don't know, he doesn't give me the snob vibe. Maybe he just doesn't want to be on Dancing with the Stars. He thinks it's low-brow. But it's not actually. It's the biggest show on TV.

It's not. Everyone's talking about it. Huge stars go on it. But that's also where I'm like, What is Zac Efron up going on right now?

That's the other thing. He's not- It's not he's booked in busy as far as we know. And he lives in LA.

You know it's weird.

You won't convince me. People are like, No, it's not weird. You won't convince me that's something like, Fishy is not going on.

Listen, I don't follow Zack. I found him on social media, so I don't really know his social media activity. But is he posting? I just feel like he's not. Text Dylan, 21523.

Who are you voting for? Because everyone knows I'm voting for Andy.

I vote Alex. I vote Robert.

Really? Yeah, he's so cute. What did you know about Robert?

Erwin? Yeah. I know all the things. What? He's also part of the Det Dad Club.

Oh, that's why you vote for him? Yeah, no. Because you're sick in the head like that.

I'm sick in the head. I vote I vote Whitney, and I vote... Who am I forgetting? Andy sometimes. But part of me is like, I think he wants to go home.

Oh, Margot's convinced we're holding him there hostage, and he wants to go home. I don't think that's the case.

I think he wanted to do it. It's fun, blah, blah, blah. But I'm sure his knees hurt, his back hurts. It's hard.

Okay, ageist. I'm not.

He's wearing a knee brace in every... Two knee braces in every fucking thing.

Ages queen. That's my sister.

I know it's his birthday tomorrow, so now everyone's going to be trying to keep him there for his birthday. But I think a birthday gift would be like, Hey, we love you. You can go home now.

Did you see Jen Affleck? You know Jen from Dancing with the Stars?

I know. I love her. I feel bad that everyone's forgetting she's on. I know.

I guess Ben, who's been watching Dancing with the Stars with me, has been talking about Dancing with the Stars on his podcast. When they had John Stamos on last week, Ben just started talking about Dancing with the Stars, and they were talking about Jen Affleck. And Jen saw it and posted on her Instagram story. She was so excited. Not Ben being on Jen's story.

No, literally. Also, Ben was everywhere because of the John Stamos.

I know. Jackie calls Ben Forest Gump, just finds himself in the middle of a historic event. It's so true. That's true. That's literally been. Not him being in the middle like Selena. Remember Selena, Gomez, and kidney, Francia? What do you think happened with Selena and her kidney donor? Because the kidney donor wasn't at the wedding.

No, I know. I think that they really fucked up by saying that they were best friends when this happened.

Oh, you think they wrote a narrative that was not true?

That was not true because I think if it was just like, Selena really needed a kidney and someone who was an old friend, someone in her life was a match and gave her a kidney, that's an amazing story. That doesn't mean necessarily I'm sure she was well compensated for it. I'm not saying... I don't think she gave her kidney for free. I'm sorry. I don't think she did.

I just want to say you're actually not allowed to receive money for a...

You're not?

Yeah. It has to be a donation. You go through a lot of therapy, social work before you donate an organ to someone. You cannot be compensated financially.

Even if it's private?

Yeah.

Like a private donation? You're not allowed. Then I don't know. I don't Interesting. I don't know. I just think they made it seem like they were best friends. Then every time that it feels like a best friend should be involved, they're like, But where was Francia? Sure.

Yes, I agree. That's why one time when Selena said her only real friend in the industry is Taylor, Francia was like, Well, this hurts. Well, it's like, okay.

Are you in the industry?

Well, that too. But not inviting your kidney donor, the woman who saved your life to your wedding. Yeah.

No, I don't know.

Where your wedding is a celebration of your life.

I just feel like if it was such a big deal, why wouldn't Selena Because Selena knows that that's going to be a big thing, so why wouldn't she just invite her? She knows people are going to say it.

Because I think they have beef. That's why.

About the kidney?

Do you know that the theory is?

No. Honestly, because I have to say- This is all alleged.

You don't mess with Selena. No. This is all alleged, but apparently, what people say online is that Selena got the kidney and then didn't treat her body in a way that you should after you receive a kidney. She vapes and she drinks liquor, they say. Does she, though?

I feel like she's not a party girl.

She vapes. She does vape. I saw her vaping on her wedding day. So real. So jealous. Stressful. Okay, now can we talk about the metal story of your boyfriend? Yeah. We've been following Hugh Jackman and Seton Foster's very low-key relationship. The timeline maybe is not great, but they have made their first public appearance. They walked a red carpet together nearly a year after going public with their romance. They had a very special date night. Over the weekend, the Tony Award-winning actor has made their red carpet couple debut at the LA premiere of his new film, Song, Song, Blue. Dressed in coordinating black outfits, or it's not coordinating, they just both were black. She wore a slip dress with Spanish traps. He kept it crisp in a little black suit. He stars in a movie alongside Kate Hudson. I didn't know that. The two were playing real-life Milwaukee area couple Mike and Claire Sardina, who formed the band Lightning and Thunder in tribute to Neil Diamond. I have literally no idea what this movie is about. I didn't even know Kate Hudson had a new movie out, but he walked the carpet with his girl.

I mean, I think them as a couple makes the most sense.

Yeah, but what about Deborah and Furness?

Well, I mean, I never understood that relationship. Why? And that's where I'm going to leave it. Why?

It was nice that he had this O. G. Wife. For Sure.

No. Yeah, for sure. It just really didn't make sense to me that he started dating someone 20, 30 years his senior, when he was 20.

Well, it's admirable that they never broke up, even though he became the biggest star in the world.

No, no, no. By the way, yeah.

Is she that much older than him?

Yeah. It's a crazy...

It's like Aaron Taylor Johnson.

Yeah, no, that's exactly what it is, Deborah.

Free Alan Taylor Johnson, am I right? Free him.

Oh, sorry. I'm being so dramatic. I take back everything I said. She's 69 and he's 57. That's not that crazy. I thought it was literally 30 years.

Yeah, no. I think people just expected him to get famous and dump her.

No, and he didn't. Until he did. Until he did. I know, but they seemed so strong.

Yeah, well, because despite everything... You saw his concert, right? Yes. The fact that Hugh Jackman's on tour is so weird to me. He's singing songs from his life.

It was just like, random sporadic residencies at Radio City. I don't think he's leaving New York.

I actually think he is leaving New York, first of all. He's saying a bunch of songs from Greatest Showman.

A bunch of songs from Les Mis, a bunch of songs from Music Man. Then it was a one show, but it was really like- He dances and sings and throws fire in the air. And does like a jump rope. It's like a whole thing. As a consumer of The Greatest Showman, I was in heaven.

How many Greatest Showman songs did he sing?

He sang The Other Side. He sing From Now On. I do feel like he sing This is Me.

Even though it's not his song to sing.

Exactly. And a Million Dreams. Then he had brought someone out to sing Never Enough.

With him or just he sat and watched?

No, just he gave someone a moment. He needed a break. He needed a break.

He's dating set in Foster. We know this, but they are out and about now. While I'm not crazy about the timeline of things, I am choosing to look past it because these two are perfect for each other.

They are perfect for each other. They make so much sense. Like, OTP. I love them.

You went younger.

Yeah, I did.

Are you Charles or Josh?

Charles.

Yeah. We always talk about this on the toes. Peter Hermann.

Yeah, of course.

Gen Z, people your age, they want Josh. She chose, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert.

Charles. Josh. Wait. Oh, did I not finish your show?

Well, she chose Josh. She chose Josh? Yeah. By the way, I know.

Oh, my goddamn bitch.

Yeah. Obviously, Charles was the one.

Charles was the one. Oh, I love Charles.

Peter Hermann has acted in all of your and our favorite shows. If you could marry any version of Peter Hermann, which one would it be? Is it Charles? Is it Peter himself, Mariska's husband? He plays the lawyer on Law and Order SVU. He was also in Sex in the City. Which version?

Charles. The Charles version. You know who has taking over my For You page. Who? Edits of Mariska and- Peter? No. Stabler? Stabler. But their friendship, I guess they both went on Amy Poller's podcast, and it was like side by sides of it. That's really cute. They're so funny. He was doing the podcast, and she kept trying to FaceTime him, and she texted me like, Why the fuck aren't you answering my FaceTime? And then they FaceTime, and she's like, Are you naked? They're just funny.

My For You page is currently filled with edits to Taylor Swift's father figure of Desperate Housewives, mostly Marsha Cross. I'll protect the family. Speaking of, I cannot believe we've done this whole podcast. We haven't talked about Tiloas.

We haven't talked about Tiloas, and have you issued a statement yet?

I don't know if I said on the podcast, but on the podcast, I did make fun of Margot for six. She ranked her top five T-Lowas, Taylor Swift, Life of a Showgirl songs, and she put Honey on there. Me and Jackie were laughing her because Honey's the worst song. You know what? I've had a change of heart. It's actually pretty good. Let's say in the count of three, what we think the worst song on T-Lowas is.

Wait, I need you to give me a second because it Can I look for a second? Thank you.

We're going to do our best and our worst.

Okay. Yeah, that's easy. Jump back in. Life of a Showgirl. It's going to Honestly... Oh, okay.

3, 2, 1. Canceled. Elizabeth Taylor. Okay. And the best song? 3, 2, 1. The Life of a Showgirl. Okay.

Yeah.

So we're not aligned.

So we're not aligned at all.

Satya, I know you have a busy day, so I am going to let you go, but I cannot thank you enough for starting this maternity leave with such pargy energy.

I'm so happy to be here.

Please promote. Do what you have to do.

I will come back whenever you want, especially if it's in the studio. Satya will be back. Because it could have been easier for me. Yeah, just follow me on Instagram at Margashri and TikTok, and just engage with my things and click my links and just love me forever. And just love me forever. If you see my reels videos that are ads, please engage with them because they've been flopping.

I'm not the begging for ad likes.

No, it's been really bad.

It's been really bad. Sachi, you should have told me.

Yeah, help me.

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