Transcript of All Talk No Action: Friday, October 17th, 2025

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It's Jackson Claude, and we're your hosts.

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They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast.

Happy Friday. Let's set a It's Friday. Hey, Jack.

How are you doing? I'm doing good. Excited about the Friday. He's of it all.

Wait, wait. Are we going to share the major milestone or no?

Which one every day?

That you called me about last night?

No, we're not. Please tell them. No, I'm not. This is why I can't tell you anything. This is why I can't tell you anything. One day... Fine. Actually, I don't want to spoil anything. But I'm I'm I'm vlogging. I'm I'm vlogging in this moment.

Where's your mic flag? Oh, I forgot. I forgot. You have you have a doctor's note. I'm sorry.

I have a doctor's note.

I forgot. I forgot. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Yeah.

You're blogging?

I'm blogging. So the thing that Claudia is trying to tell you guys, I will put in my blog, okay?

Yeah, we save it for the Trian.

For the Trian. Speaking of Trian, I posted my Dear Toaster with Zack yesterday.

I'm going to I have to listen to it.

It's so funny. Really enjoy it. Really? Yeah. It's up on patria. Com/thetoast. We did a Dear Toaster's episode together, and it was one of the more enjoyable podcast we've done together.

Literally, people don't understand the plight of having to podcast with your spouse and then also be married to them afterwards. It is not for the faint of heart.

It's crazy business. I guess people who do it all the time, I think of the Bostics when I think of people who podcast together and are happy.

Yeah, but they don't talk to each other on the podcast. They talk to their guests. That's the key to a successful working marriage.

Yeah. But I guess that's also how people feel about us. How do you podcast with your sister? How do you not?

I guess. Speaking of the Bostics, not to blow up their spot. I'm sure this is a secret that I'm revealing. Sorry. I saw Michael in the office yesterday, and I was like, Oh, you guys are in town. Who are you recording with? Somebody we were just talking about. Sorry, but this is me promoting.

Okay, this is the episode where Claudia is just airing out everyone else's business.

Jeffrey Star.

Oh, Oh, wow.

Yeah, and I was like, I literally was giving Michael a list of things to talk about. I'm like, Please talk about the conspiracy palette. He was literally jotting it down.

Oh, my God. When does it come out? I don't know. Did you tell Michael that you were going to tell everyone?

No. I'm sure I'll get a text. I think, by the way, it's good. I'm promoting the show. Everyone listened to his and her.

I guess. But we never talk about who's coming on the show before the episode comes out because just so many things could happen. They could also record and decide. It wasn't good.

Should I ask Michael?

Yeah, ask. Okay. Anything you want to share about turd's self while you're airing out everyone else's business?

No, not your business. Is it okay that I revealed on the toast that you guys are having Jeffrey Star on the podcast?

That's really good. Stay tuned. I'm sat for that.

Stay tuned. Yeah, I know.

In LA, they're recording? I love that.

They told me all their guests. I won't blow up all them, but that one was the one I found most interesting.

Yeah, that's really good.

Thanks.

How's Los Angeles treating you? What's the latest? What's temperature today in an emotional sense, not in a literal sense.

In an emotional sense? I was going to say it was freezing this morning.

No, I don't care.

Emotional. In an emotional sense. You know what? How do I want to I'm going to say this? Ben is enjoying it so much, which is making me hate it. Do you know what I mean? He's living his best life, and he's had the audacity to go on a health journey while we're out here. He's been going to the gym, going for walks. I can't tell if I'm disliking it because If Ben's liking it so much, and that's just me, like I said, being a hater, or if it's just bad out here.

I do know. I was FaceTiming with you guys last night. I don't understand what he's doing out there, aside from good guys, which It's a reason to go home right now.

In and of itself, yeah.

What he's doing out there that he can't do at home. You say going to the gym and going for walks.

Yeah, but he can, obviously, in a technical sense, do all that stuff in New York.

Unless he's going on Runian Canyon.

No, not even that. I think the toxicity of the aura out here is very wellness-focused, and it's just with the weather. Ben keeps saying, The weather, the weather. I'm like, It's literally the same degree as in New York. But it's just the vibe. Going for a walk in LA is obviously different than going for a walk in New York. I understand why Ben is more likely to complete his wellness tasks out here. It's just in the air.

Yeah. When in Rome.

I'm just not in Rome right now, so I need him to stop.

I understand. I understand. Well, I'm happy for Lish that he gets to live out his dreams.

Yeah. The clock is ticking, though.

Yeah, I feel that. I'm ready for you to come home. Like, get on my time zone. Today's Friday.

Oh, and to be clear, I thought, maybe we're not huge on the West Coast. People are not loving the Pacific time drops. I'm sorry, guys. I'm waking up at the crack of dawn.

I know. And we're moving as quickly as we can. I know. But it's just not ideal for... I don't know how people on the West Coast have a career when they're dropping so late.

A lot of people wake up and do New York time, so they work at 6: 00 and they end work at 3: 00, which is cool. I'm not doing that. I'm working on it. Sorry, I guess we're not huge on the West Coast.

No, we're huge everywhere. We're just bigger on the East Coast is all it feels like.

Grr.

Bigger.

Grr. You look gorgeous today.

I do. Don't look at me.

Don't look at me? I don't know a thing.

I'm just in that face. Seriously, don't look at me. Don't say, Oh, and start thinking, When did you last wear that? Everyone, just keep your Now, this is shut. Thousand %. I'm just trying to get... If I can get my pants on, that's an accomplishment. We're good to go. No, that's the accomplishment. I don't care what it looks like. I'm not like, Oh, I don't like these pants. I'm like, Well, they're on.

And that hurts. I'm I'm not just saying this to make you feel good. You do look great.

Well, I thank you. I did have to do my hair fresh today.

I got a blowout. I got a blowout in Beverly Hills. Guess how much?

Well, I saw your close friend's story, so it was $90.

Oh, I posted it in my close friend's story. Yeah, $90.

Why couldn't you share that with everyone? I don't know. When I watched that, I was like, That feels like the thing that you would share with everyone.

Because then I said something not nice about the blowout itself, and I just, I don't know, maybe what if the stylist saw it? I felt bad, but thanks for putting me on the spot.

100% read, and that's a really good reason how I understand.

Yeah. The blowout, actually- I thought the blowout looked amazing, though. Oh, yeah. No. Sometimes you just need your hair washed and dried for you. It was 75 plus tip, so it ends up at 90. Then I also gave $10 for the hairwashing, so $100.

Los Angeles, baby.

It's the cost of doing business.

Yeah, but the hair did look really... It looked like $100 blowout.

Thanks. Do you think I could have expensed it since I'm an on-camera star? Would you have approved that expense?

You don't have to ask me. You have to ask the taxman because I'm like, treat yourself turdy.

You work hard. Yeah, Jackie's all about expensing. You know what? Actually, I do owe you an apology.

I'm actually not about expensing. I need to more. Our business manager is always like, You could expense that. I'm like, Oh, damn. I'll get them next time.

I actually owe you an apology.

Why?

Even though because I do feel like you were like this before you had kids. But I definitely let go of a lot of my cheapness and frugality, if you will, since becoming a mom, because it's like, whatever's best for my baby is best for me. So I find myself splurging a little bit more. Having said that, you had that mentality before you became a mom. It definitely got worse or better, if you will, once you became a mom. But I I understand you a little bit more now.

Okay. I don't even know how it's really shifted, but I'll take the apology. I'm not going to look an apology horse in the mouth.

Okay, mouth.

Okay, horse. Watch your mouth.

We have Queenie and Weanie today, and what's so beautiful is this is like the parent trap. I came to the show, shockingly, solely with a weanie. Jackie came to the show, solely with a weanie, and while we were getting ready, I was like, Wait, I need to figure out who my weanie is. But you know what? We're coming together. Half of my heart. Half of my heart is a shotgun went into a bride with a paper ring.

We're never going to get it because we can't even get it when our sets are too much.

Let's try to high five each other.

We're really zoomed in. I don't know. We'll see how that went.

We'll see.

But yeah, usually I would spend the show trying to figure out my queenie, but I like this better. It's a fusion. It's a Q-Lab queenie and weanie.

Oh, and to be clear, don't get it twisted. I did have a weanie. I actually had it the first thing I woke up this morning, but I have decided it's too mean. Okay. Unfortunately, one of these days, I'm just going to be myself. I'm just going to be myself.

Not today. Well, it just depends on the day. Like you said, today, you're not going to be yourself.

No, I'm not going to be myself.

But some days you are yourself.

Yeah, some days.

I caught up on Love is Blind last night. I'm all the way caught up on the new two episodes.

I'm not, thanks to a little thing called Netflix household. Seriously, fuck off. We have the biggest family plan on Netflix. I have an Amazon Fire Stick. It's always in my suitcase. So whenever I go to a hotel or we rent a house, I have all of my things already logged in. I plug it into the back of the TV. It's a travel hack, okay? I had to update. When I got here, I I logged in my fire stick. I updated Netflix household. I did the code. I've been watching Netflix. Yesterday, they say, You're out.

I got kicked out yesterday, too. And I had to get back in.

When I logged in, I reset everyone's thing. So we're on the same account. I apologize. That was me. They kick me out. And I'm not doing it again. Seriously, fuck you. Fuck you. You don't want me to recap Love is Blind on my big podcast? I won't.

Yeah, true that. You're suffering.

Seriously, so annoying. Netflix household, whoever invented that, jail.

No, and I'm watching from my mother's It's the mothership TV. Sure, there are some TVs you could say, maybe on my iPad, is that still you or did someone... This is the mothership. You don't have to question my bedroom television. That is my household.

Don't question the mothership.

We already got logged out of the living room, and Zack can't log in. He's waiting for me to do it, and I'm like, I'm not doing it.

I'm one more log out away from boycotting Netflix. I'm just letting everyone know.

Well, no, I feel like I'm a log out away from making my own single I have an Angleton account. Great.

That's what they want.

I know.

You're giving them exactly what they want, more money.

I know. Well, that... Yeah.

It's so annoying.

Well, I'm all caught up. So next week is weddings.

And some stuff did happen. Okay. Well, hopefully, I'll be logged back in by then.

Some stuff did happen that- I saw a spoiler. What?

There was another breakup.

Yeah.

I saw.

Good riddance. And that's good. It was good.

That's good.

Yeah. It's time. Also, when they showed previews for the weddings- The wedding? I did not see Sparkle and Jordan. No. They had a weird episode.

Shit.

There's something weird going on. It's not so terrible, but basically, he doesn't speak. I guess he works really hard and talks all day at his job, and when he gets home, he doesn't want to talk about work. He doesn't really want to talk. He's battery-drained. She's like, We fell in love via conversation in the pods, and now you give me one-word answers and you don't speak. You won't even tell me about this job that's draining you because you don't want to be further drained by your job. What does he do? I don't even know. I don't know what his thing is, but he didn't even- That's good. He didn't even tell us about it. He doesn't speak, he doesn't engage, and it got really weird. He's moody.

Oh, no.

Yeah. He has so much going on. I can understand what he's saying. Between working all day- I understand both of their perspectives.

I get home, I'm tired, I'm drained, I just want to relax.

I don't want to talk about the thing that drained me. Plus, he has his son. He just is a very tired individual, whereas Sparkle just has more of an easygoing fun. She's like, I want to play tennis in the morning, and then I like to golf, and I want to go to restaurants with you. Just the lifestyles are just not seeing each other.

Yikes.

Yeah. Oh, no. I'm really upset. But it's not for... The other couples are breaking up because they don't like each other.

It's not going to work.

These are just really lifestyle differences.

They could work through it.

I didn't see them in the trailer, which is weird because I thought they were the only couple getting married.

Me too. We might have a no marriage season. Historic.

Yeah. I mean, it's about time. It It's been a while.

It's shocking that it's never happened.

Yeah. And it's like every season, it just gets less and less legit.

Yeah. And this is where we've ended up.

Yeah. But Sparkle and Jordan, we- We have a lot.

We were counting. We were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you.

But I also feel like They're the two of them, they might be one of those couples where it makes sense for them not to get married today, but to stay together because she needs to get used to- Yeah.

He has a kid. It's a little bit more serious.

Yeah. She needs to get used to being a stepmom and being a part of his life. You can't just marry a woman in two weeks. Yeah. There really is no gun to your head that says that you can't date. So maybe they make that decision before the wedding day. I would like that.

Okay, well, I'll be logged back in for the weddings.

Sounds good. Then I finished, Nobody Wants This.

Oh, congratulations.

Super cute.

I really enjoyed. Super cute.

Then Season 2 is premiering next week, and they just had the premiere.

I saw Layton Meester showed up and showed out. She looked great. It's just a great show, and it's also a great ecosystem around it. Who gets excited about a show's premiere? Who cares? But it's fun and exciting to watch because everybody shows up with their partners, and it's just Seth Cohen. It's everything.

Yeah. Also, Kim premiered her show, too. All's fair. She was on the for that.

Yes.

Not as exciting as nobody wants this season, too.

No, of course not.

But something. Do you want to get into the Fast Five stories, my dearie?

Oh, wait, Michael. Not live yet. I can cut out.

L-o-l. I'm not going to let you in the offices again. We have a leak. There's a leak at Dear Media.

No, not me being such a rat. And then he said, Also, by the way, Michael's a businessman. Said, PS, it's an insane episode. I can't wait. I believe it. Like, drama get in. I'm sorry, I'm leaving this in.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I'm ready for more Jeffrey? Bring me back to that time.

I know. We're bringing back toxic problematic YouTubers. Trisha Paytis is literally on her way to winning a Tony. Nobody cares that she did Blackface once. So bring them all back.

Yeah, but I feel like Jeffrey is just not putting out the content.

No, he's all over TikTok. He's doing makeup.

I know, but that doesn't do it. I need...

I know.

It's a little niche. I need a little bit more curation. I need curation. I need edits, cuts, not just stream of content. He needs a podcast, honestly. A dear media.

But are you looking for makeup content or just Jeffrey content? Because I was into his makeup stuff for sure, and I was influenced. If he approved something, I would buy it. But I loved his house tours. I'm open to all. Remember Nate?

I'm open to all as a 360 creator.

Yeah.

You know?

360.

360. Are you ready for the Fast Five stories that you two need to know?

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Never. Our first story is some really sweet news. Sophia Richie Grange is pregnant. She's expecting baby number two with her husband, Elliot. She posted the most low-key pregnancy announcement yesterday. It was actually confusing.

It was so low-key.

To the point that it was confusing. She took a little picture of her bump in the mirror on her way out the door and said, On my way to launch these babies. It was a baby emoji plus SRG Artelier, which we discussed yesterday. She went to the launch party and she also launched her pregnancy announcement.

Now, I know after you have your first baby, everything the second time is not as big of a deal, right? But this is really little. I was so confused.

Yeah, I was confused.

But it's also good for her brand. Everyone's talking about her pregnancy announcement in conjunction with the brand. It was a good marketing move. It was just so low key.

No, it was so low-key. No, it was so low-key. I'm pretty sure this is a pregnancy announcement because what else could it be?

But is it?

Then I think some people thought she was having twins.

Right, because she said babies. She's also a little girl, so she didn't look like crazy pregnant. I don't know. It was confusing. It was endlessly inspiring. She's been very open about the fact that she gained 70 pounds during her first pregnancy. The fact that she lost it and got pregnant again, I can do it, too. I can do it, too.

Yeah. No, major shout out to her going back to back.

It's, like I said, endlessly inspiring.

Also being a working woman, starting her fashion label, it's what it takes. You got to do if you want to have kids, but it's just insane. It's hard.

I want to say, obviously, I don't want to give notes on her pregnancy announcement, but it was confusing.

I wonder if she thought that... If she was leaning into the confusion or she's like, Oh, I think I fucked that up.

I think she thought she was being so clear, like when Rihanna opened her jacket and had a little baby bump at the Super Bowl, and she was shocked that people were confused. I think they both thought it was so clear and obvious, but us were just like, What?

Yeah, funny.

I think any time you're going to join a pregnancy announcement with something else, whether it's a Super Bowl halftime show or the launch of a clothing line, it can get a little murky.

No. And a pregnancy announcement that's just a selfie in the mirror. That's not a whole thing.

Yeah. A mirror pick makes it so crazy cash. So cash. So cash.

Yeah. Hysterical, though. And that does not take away from the Monumentusness of the occasion.

No, of course not. Congratulations, Bishat Tovar.

They welcomed their daughter, Eloise, in May 2024. It's been a year and a half.

She's Eloise. Well, she's probably at least three months Yeah, but that's- Yeah, a little more than a year is when she got pregnant. That's what it takes. Well done. Well done.

Yeah. Go, girl. Do your thing.

I'm going to do my thing.

Are you ready for our next story?

Mm-hmm.

Euphoria Season 3, full cast has been revealed with some new guest stars. Have you seen this?

Well, I thought that Trisha Paytis was going to be on it.

Yeah, really, that's the biggest name. Well, it depends. This is going to be an insult to the She's not the biggest name.

It was the biggest shock.

It's going to be an insult to this next person who's also a very big name, Natasha Lyon.

Cracking up. Honestly, I feel like Trisha Paytis is a bigger name. Just in the circle that I live in, Having said that, Natasha Lyon did go to the same high school as we did.

She's actually very much in the circle that you live in. Trisha Paytis is still bigger in the Ramana community.

Right. Actually, she is married to a Jew, and her kids are Jewish, and I think she converted. It's the same circle, if you will.

Yeah, just one big circle. And then also 18 new cast members who I don't know.

Oh, because they're jumping forward in the series, I think. Well, it's been... I don't think they meant to wait five years between seasons, but there was always going to be a big time jump, like a member in the Desperate Housewives did that. That was so crazy.

Oh, the other name I recognize is Eli Roth.

Oh, my God. Bear Jew.

Yeah.

One thing about Eli Roth, he's so cute. I love him. Does he have a girlfriend? I feel like we just had this conversation.

You do? I don't feel like we did.

Yes. We were like, Does he have a girlfriend? And he actually has a pregnant girlfriend. Oh. Does anybody remember what I'm talking about, or did I actually make this up?

I'm on my way.

He doesn't really have an Instagram. Yeah, Jackie, because he was in that Tim Dylan, Addison Ray movie, right? Yeah.

Thanksgiving, three years ago.

That's when we were talking about him. That's when we were talking about him. He's more of a director than an actor now.

Yeah. Well, he's not the director. He is going to be a cast member.

By the way, Michael said it's fine.

Michael said it's fine. Jeffrey Star should be on euphoria.

He actually should. One thing about me, I watched euphoria. I kept up with it. It was fun to be a part of something. I've never needed another season of a show unless. The way I do not care, it's so much... Let me tell you, they left on an amazing cliffhanger. Rue made the worst decision ever. She just ruined her life. They left on an amazing cliffhanger. I don't care. I literally don't care.

But you're going to watch.

Yeah, but I don't care.

Yeah, but you've put in all the work, and everyone's going to be talking about it, and I know you have fun.

I am going to watch. I could see myself giving up on it halfway through. Yeah. But yes, of course. If this wasn't my job, I might not watch.

But you do it for your craft.

I have a commitment to torture myself, so I think I'll be watching. I know that Zendaya and Sydney Sweeni feel annoyed that they have to go back to the show. Do you know what I mean? It launched their careers extremely successfully. I think it was a crazy, weird environment to be on. Not that it launched that day, I'm sorry, but it definitely catapulted. She got an Emmy nomination, it catapulted her. Now that they have to go back to it, it's taking a step backwards.

You know who's excited? Jacob Alorty.

Yeah. Because it launched him, too.

And he's been out here trying to.

But it just boomeranged.

Yeah. I think he's excited to get back on solid ground.

And to be back as like, Nate, the hot guy everybody wants, even though a great plot to this would be because he's a so toxic male who peaked in high school, and now it's what? I don't know how many years ahead they're skipping. I would love to see him not doing so well. I don't know. I hope Eric Dane is in it.

He is. He's back.

He was recently diagnosed with ALS. Remember we spoke about that? He plays Jacob Alorty's dad.

Yeah, he's back.

Okay, good. Who else? Read me the names.

Let me see if I know the one. Zendaya Hunter-Shafer, Eric Dane, Jacob Alorty, Sydney Sweeney, Alexa Demi.

Oh, I heard Hunter Schafer's dating Joe Alwyn.

I heard that, too, from you.

Yeah, and I read it in an Instagram comment. It's like, seriously, don't listen to anything I say.

Maud Appito.

Yeah, all these people were already in it.

Martha Kelly. Yeah, these are all the people coming Jack, Martha Kelly, Chloe Cherry, Coleman, Coleman Domingo. Oh, Coleman Domingo. Coming back.

Was he an end?

That's the way that this was framed. You would know.

Yeah, wait, let me think. I feel like Coleman Domingo.

Hans Zimmer will score episodes of Season 3 as well.

Well, that's beautiful.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. He plays Rue It's a dad.

Very exciting.

Yeah. I'm getting fatigued by this.

I know. I just know people are excited about it, so I just want to let you know.

Yeah. No. And it's good that you kept us updated, but just as a note to production, I'm getting fatigued. So either get it out or don't.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some more TV news? I didn't even know about any of this. This is all news to me, but let me know if you did. Yellowstone's Beth and Rip spinoff, called The Dutton Ranch, adds four new series regulars.

So I heard about this in an AI-generated way. I didn't know the show had actually been green-lit. I didn't know it had an IMDb page.

It has a name, it has an IMDb page, it has casting, and it has a plot line, a log Line.

What happened at the end of Yellowstone, they decided to move to Texas, right? They loved it so much, and it was more cattle farmer friendly.

I didn't finish Yellowstone. What? Yeah. I was not loving the last season. I wasn't desperate to pick it back up. I'm like, If I finish it, I'll be sad that it's over. If I never- Do you want me to tell you what happens? Yeah, just for this, because this show is afterwards. But the log line is that Beth and Rip, they're playing themselves, are grateful for the piece they sought, fought, and nearly died for with their 7,000 acre Dutton Ranch. With tough times and stiff competition, Beth and Rip do what they must to survive, all while ensuring Carter becomes the man he's supposed to be. Is that the- The kid they brought in who was like a young rip.

Yeah. Okay, so at the very end of the show, so they have this big ranch. They don't know what to do with it because if they sell it, they can't afford the inheritance tax. The corporations, the government, everybody's coming after it. It's actually Katie who has the idea of being like, Well, what you sell it for is what you get taxed on. So it's worth $100 million. But what if we sell it for a dollar? The tax is $0. 10. So they sell it for $1 million back to the Native American community, but they section off the East camp For Casey and his wife and his kid to have a small ranch. They both technically still live there. They're able to afford to sell it. Then they're just going back between the natives had it and then the Duttons had it and then the natives had it again. It was actually a really nice way of buttoning it up. I liked it. Then Beth and Rip were like, This laugh ain't for us. They had went down to Texas because all the cattle had Brucelerosis, remember?

I remember Brucelerosis.

And they loved it because it was much more like the government or just the vibes were much more friendly. Rancher friendly. Rancher friendly. And so they were like, Well, what if we just did our own thing? And she had a little bit of money from just being a businesswoman special, and they bought a ranch. He'll run it. They take Carter with them. And it was like, really, they wrapped it up. Last season was not good, but they wrapped up the whole storyline and everybody's journeys really nicely. So it does lend itself to a show. But I'm just so fucking tired. It's the euphoria effect. I am so tired of hearing about Yellowstone spin offs that aren't happening. Whatever happened to Four Sixes?

Agreed. But like, Beth and Rip were the best part of Yellowstone. Of course.

No, I'm so here for this.

For their characters to live on and they're being played by the same people. I thought maybe it was going to be like an origin, a prequel. Oh my God. So that we get more Beth and Rip by the same writers in a new situation. I am excited.

Same. This is how the show... They didn't actually need to end Yellowstone. They could have turned it into the Beth and Rip show if they wanted to. It being now a whole other series is fine. I just feel like it's never going to come out the same way all these other prequels and schmiegles never come out. Where's Matthew McConaher? Where is Four Sixes?

We're always- Well, we got 1883 and not 1886.

We are the soul Two reporters on Yellowstone updates and news, and none of it ever comes true. Same with Game of Thrones.

It's like Game of Thrones. Yeah, except Game of Thrones just dropped a trailer for a new show.

The prequel?

No. I mean, they're all prequels.

Which one is this?

It feels like a fairytale. I couldn't even tell you what I watched. It didn't really look good.

You know what these people are? All talk, no action. What's that from? And then she's like, Yeah, all talk, no action. What's that from?

Yeah, it was called The Night of the Seven Kingdoms. It tells the story of Sir Duncan the Tall and his young squire.

What good squire?

Now it's just Game of Thrones. I mean, we were all just watching this medieval porn for a greater good because it was just an excellent story. But I think I'm good on the squire.

Okay, YouTube can't tell me. I mean, Google can't tell me what that's from. I'll talk.

Someone will tell you.

Yeah, sign off in the comments.

But anyway, Yellowstone is casting. It's moving forward. There's people attached.

Beth and Rip are a timeless love story. I would love to see them back on my screens again. As you guys know, I'm so in my cable era. Sure, Sign me up. But I will believe it when I see it. That's how I feel about all these things. Even with this big euphoria casting news, you could tell me that they're on set. Once I see an episode, I'll believe it. But up until this point, I've just been burned.

I agree.

But as a Beth and Rip stand, I'm certainly not upset.

Yeah, it's not the worst idea I've ever heard.

No. And I've heard a lot of bad ideas.

Are you ready for our fourth story?

I am.

Kylie Kelsey changes her Instagram bio to a tribute to Jason Kelsey's Manhood and her favorite Taylor Swift song. So Kylie Kelsey paid tribute to her husband's penis with a cheeky change of her Instagram bio, which subtly references Taylor Swift's spicy song, Wood. So their new Instagram bio says, Big fan of Japanese maples, which Travis, when he was talking about the song, he had said- She calls his penis like a big redwood tree. In the song, Taylor calls Travis a redwood. And then Jason said, I'm more of a Japanese maple. And then she made her I'm a big fan of Japanese maples.

Funny. Now, if I wanted to look into this as somebody who might suspect that Kylie Kelly does not like Taylor Swift, what I would say, hypothetically, if I was that person, is that this is a very good way of engaging with the Taylor lore, but in a way that's just focused on her and Jason. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. But I'm not that person, so I don't feel that way.

I just want to know what was her Instagram bio before and how often does she change it? It just feels like...

It feels like all these podcasters are changing their Instagram bios.

Oh, yeah. What'd you change yours to?

Okay. I changed it and totally forgot about it. And not me changing it on the toast live and having a typo. And so many people DM me being like, Oh, God. I literally forgot a word.

Oh, God.

Her name was turdy, made her money being purdy and wordy.

Oh, you're literally Kylie Kelly.

Oh, did Kylie Kelsey copy me? Deadass.

No, she didn't. Okay, thanks.

Now, I like the bio, except visually, it's a little long. The line runs on. It's like a run on sentence.

And also I'm already over it.

I know I- My bio.

Her name is already made. I'm not even... Yeah. No, I know I endorsed it at the time.

Give me a better run. I'm not married to it. Give me a better run. I don't know what the hell to make my Instagram bio. Why is it so hard? And embarrassing.

It is embarrassing. Cojers Wojers?

Come on.

You can't ask me because you're not going to get a normal response.

Okay, you guys, can somebody write me a good Instagram bio? I really don't know.

Yeah, it's tough times.

Why is it so hard?

I'm not crazy about mine, but I don't want to go down this road.

I love yours. I love Love, love, love it. Never change.

Yeah. Or you could be founder and CEO of Jurylu Global.

But that's not funny.

I'm laughing.

But you're always loving because you're a ray of light.

That's so true. I don't know how anyone got a problem with us.

We are literally the funniest most lifeful, most charitable, genderless girls. And I know us offline.

Yeah.

The fact that we have so many haters, genuinely blows my mind.

Bio. Wait, start from beginning.

Not me being my own inspiration.

Start from the beginning.

I don't know how anyone has a with us.

That's nice. That's good. That's not a bio. It's a quote.

A self-quote. Should I put it in quotations? Not a self-reference.

I think there's something there.

Yeah, let's workshop it and please sound off in comments as usual.

Or something that says... Or bio, Genuinaly a delight.

Okay. Also, do you feel like we're blowing up on Spotify? I feel like so many of our listeners who watch on YouTube have really moved over to Spotify. When I say Sound off in the comments, I always go to YouTube. I feel like I need to start going to Spotify.

Interesting.

I know. I feel like we've had an impact on our YouTube community.

I didn't know that was happening. I know. Koji, try and hold my finger. I didn't know that was happening. That's what I wanted.

They released who is dancing to what song on dancing with the stars. People are really mad. But the big takeaway is that Robert Irwin is dancing to dancing to life.

And the big takeaway is that nobody's dancing to something bad.

Not true.

Who's dancing to it?

Oh, wait. I thought you meant to something bad, like a bad song.

No, plenty. But there's a song called Something Bad, where he's talking to the animals. Peter Dinklage.

Yeah. No. Yeah, okay. Sorry. You see how that was confusing.

I do. But so that was good because that would have been really unfair. What do they have Jen Affleck dancing to? Like the score?

Something Bad.

What is it?

It's from the second movie, and it actually didn't even ring a bell.

Wait, I'm not okay. Of course. Oh, they have Whitney dancing to Popular, which is amazing.

Which is actually unfair. Alex Earle is dancing to- She got something good.

Wizard and I?

No, It's more fun. I can't remember. Just find it.

I'm looking.

What is this feeling? So sadden and new.

Okay, Jen and Yahn, as long as you're mine. Seriously, I'm going to sue this show for discrimination.

On behalf of the Affleck family.

Like, against postpartum women.

1,000%. She deserves... Who's dancing to defy in Gravity? It's not fair.

Elaine and Allen.

That's actually fine. You know what?

I'll allow it. Also, Andy and Emma are dancing to one short day, which is going to be adorable.

Yeah.

In the Emerald City. Jordan and Esra are Roomba-ing to For Good.

Okay. It doesn't give Roomba, but I'm looking. For Good. I have been changed for good.

Alex and Val, what is this feeling? Love. But it's time for Alex to break out. Don't you find? I feel like she's in the middle of the pack right now, and it's time for her to move to the front. She needs a big moment.

She's been doing really good since the beginning, but she needs a viral big breakout, a thousand %.

She needs a big moment. Maybe this could be it. Dylan and Dinella, I'm not that girl. That's a bad song.

For a boy.

For her, in general, and also for them.

For a boy. It's like such a low in the movie.

And they're Roomba-ing. Okay, do I not know what a Roomba is? Because Roomba- I thought a Roomba was a vacuum, so I don't know. Roomba feels like this.

I think you're thinking of Samba. Rumba. That's a samba.

But Rumba is definitely not the slow dance that you need for I'm not that girl.

Yeah.

Danielle and Pasha are doing the Argentine tango to No Good Deed.

This is not a bad song.

No, it's not a bad song, but this is just a crazy... There's always one too many elements in these themed nights. Like that TikTok night where we're doing TikTok dances to ballroom styles to a contemporary song. With a spiral song. And also make sure to include your most viral moment.

And who are you dedicating this moment to?

Elaine and Allen, Defying Gravity, Scott and Riley, The Wizard and I. That's really not fair.

No. So the thing is, if they had given the best song to the best dancer, it's not fair. So them giving Defying Gravity and The Wizard and I to Scott and Elaine, who are clearly in the bottom, even though Whitney having popular is crazy. There are so many great...

There are a lot of really good songs. I think dancing through life is one of the best songs for this. Robert and Whitney. It's going to be amazing. Whitney and Mark, popular. Andy and Emma, One Short Day. Jen and Jan should have gotten The Wizard and I.

They should have given Andy. Yes, they should have. And Jen and Andy should have gotten... I'm sorry. Emma and Andy should have gotten Defying Gravity. Or popular. Yeah, they could have done more. That's actually not a great song for him, just saying he's going home.

I don't know. It's a really cute song. One Short Day in the Emerson.

Yeah, but it's not obvious, and Andy needs obvious.

Yeah, but we're not going to waste the good songs on him.

We wasted the good surprise on you.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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Thank you. I thought of an Instagram bio for you.

Oh, my God. What? Click's going to click. That's good.

That's good. And then people will know who you are. It's a really good way. And they're going to be like, Oh, wait. What about? Click's going to click, girl.

Click's going to Click, TM. No?

No. Then it looks like you've only had one successful thing, and that you've trademarked it.

I like it. I like it. I do. Although I don't know if it sums up who I am. Do you know what I mean? Let's be real, I don't have many friends, so it's like somebody with a lot of friends would make that there.

You could also just do something honest and earnest, Host of the Toast.

Well, whatever I have, right now I have my bio, and then it says Host at the Toast. Yeah, that's good. I can make Hosting and Toasting.

Yeah.

We'll work through it. We'll workshop.

Well, our fifth and final story is a little Instagram news because Instagram rings have been awarded.

Oh, my God. We previously reported that Instagram was starting their own award ceremony.

So Instagram put out their winners of rings, including the judges panel. I'm just going to share- Oh, winners?

There's no colonies or anything. You just win one?

Yeah. The Judges chose winners. There's 25 rings winners, which we'll get to, but I just want to explain a little bit more about the awards.

And who are the judges?

The judges are Spike Lee, Marc Jacobs, Grace Wales-Bonner, Cause, Pat McGrath, Alona Mar, Eva Chen, Adam Mosari, Adam, and a couple of other people.

I'd love to see Alona Mar in high places, but what the fuck do these people know about content creating? Marc Jacobs?

Well, because he's a creative. The Rings are an award about celebrating those who aren't afraid to take creative chances and do it their way. Those who bring people together over their creativity and deserve recognition. So it's really about creativity. Mark Jacobs is a creator. That's fine with me. Sure. Okay. So the judges nominated a a bunch of people, and here are the winners. Now, I only recognize two names that I'll start with those two, and then I'll tell you all of them. Tell me if you know of them. One, Olivia Dino, Man I need, right?

Yeah, Olivia Dine.

But it's at Olivia Dino.

Maybe that's her Instagram.

Yeah, that's her Instagram. Then the other is Elise Meyers.

Okay, so Elise Meyers makes content for a living. Olivia Dine, I live and breathe for, but she's a singer.

But she's apparently a creative as well.

But are they giving out awards for people's accomplishments on the app or outside of the app?

On the app. Okay, here are the other people. Tell me if you know any of them. Cole Bennett.

Actually, it sounds familiar. Wait, hold on. Cole Bennett.

I can also just send you this article if you want to look at it.

Don't know Cole. Next.

Gabriella Moses.

Don't know.

Nina Gawamika.

Don't know.

Nigel Servester. He's a BMX icon, so you probably don't know him.

No.

Akeian Koichi.

No.

Two Lost Kids.

No.

O-m-g, Adrian. No. I was about to say, I'm Goodrian.

You literally You literally went.

Them just doing Hansel's. It's really hard for me.

It's hard. Agreed.

Tyshawn. Dolly sing.

No.

Dj AG.

No.

Dj AG. No. Yes.

Yay. I like her. She's funny. You know what? She makes good content. She does other things. She's a stand-up comic. But how I discovered her, and I think how she really got her start, was internet podcasting. Great. That's a good one.

Okay. Galleria. No. Sebastian Jern. No. Futura Dosemeal.

What about Sebastian Hastings?

Sebastian Hastings is a snub for this award.

Disgusting.

Futura Dosemeal.

No. Dosemeal? I love when Jackie speaks Spanish and her Southern accent.

Lauffy.

Lauffy, the singer.

The Icelandic Chinese composer, singer, producer, and multi-instrumentalist inviting a New Generation to Discover the Emotional Depths of Jazz.

Oh, no, that's not how I thought it was. Not Lauff. Yeah, no, I was thinking of Lauve, I guess.

But honestly, that person sounds really talented. Sounds nice.

Well, it seems very global. So me not knowing them doesn't mean anything.

Yeah, no. And I also don't follow Instagram. On Instagram, the most creative people who are making magic with the phone. I just follow swirly content, cooking content.

Right. And if they had a swirly category, maybe we would be better equipped to. But I'm just not really understanding the vision and the point of the awards. Because, again, Laufy, that's a composer.

Well, he's probably making amazing I could see how that fits into this.

It's annoying because they're giving the awards to people who have their own awards. Do you know what I mean? Olivia Deane could win a Grammy. A composer could win a Grammy. It's like, yes, Elyce Myers. Great. She's not going to win a Grammy. This is her award. For them to give our awards to other people is annoying. Yeah.

Then also the homesteading RD. It's a homesteading person who farrages hunts. That's cool. Yeah, but then it's like, why not ballerina?

Right. No, I'm just not understanding.

She's the number one homesteader in this group.

I'm a little zoomed out. What is the point of these awards? Who is this for?

I don't know what I really feel like.

I mean no hate because I'm actually a big fan of Olivia Deanne. I'm just using her as an example because she's the only person I know on here. Why would she win an Instagram award?

Maybe she's really used Instagram to launch herself.

Well, if we're going to be real, TikTok. She was doing just fine. I had heard about her before Man, I need went viral, but now TikTok has really given her another level of fame.

That's a really great song.

Completely agree. I love it. She reminds me a lot of Sophia Richie in the sense that she's going really viral influencing people. She dresses amazing and not modest, but just unique and different. She's not dressed like a thought. Her music is different. It's a little jazzy.

It's a little retro.

It's a little mature. I just like that she's becoming popular and people are copying either her music style or people are really obsessed with her fashion sense. It's just different and new and not just everybody else.

Every video I see of her on reels- She performs amazing. She's always so happy.

Yes, she's this very... I heard about her.

She's just a positive light. I was actually so taken with her, and I'm not even on TikTok, and Zack is always singing that song. I learned it through him, and then I would see all these videos of her singing this song. I'm like, It's so cute. I've been listening to her album. I've been really influenced by her.

I want credit, and somebody needs to go find the episode because maybe a year ago or more, I had heard she was dating Harry styles. I just looked her up, and then my algorithm knew I was into her. I started seeing her performance. I came on this podcast and I said, Jackie, you need to look into this girl Olivia Deane. I think you specifically would like her vibe because it's very like... I don't know what the word is. It's like a Michael Bouvier-like, but in not a terrible way. I mean good. It's like she plays... Her music is like all piano. It's Frank Sinatra. I said, Jack, you would like it. Of course, you didn't listen to me. Now, here you are a year later listening to Olivia Deane.

I like your vibe, Olivia.

Yeah. So find the clip.

Well, the thing about the Instagram rings is that I feel like a paid actor because we're the only people talking about them and propping them up. But I did find it interesting.

Yeah. And whatever the opposite of a Toasty Lion is, that's what I'm giving Instagram rings. I'm not understanding what and who it's for. I agree.

Great.

Let's dive into our final segment of the week, Queenie and Weanie of the Week. Every Friday, Jackie and I, at the very tail end of the episode, just like to take a look back at the week at a glance, if you will, and give out two awards. Queeny of the Week and Weenie of the Week is a seven-day title. It's really not that serious. You can find yourself a queen in one week, weanie in the next.

It's yet to happen, but miracles happen.

You never know. Today, we come to you two haves and one hole. Two haves making a hole. Because I shockingly only have a queenie, and Jackie, shockingly, so opposite day. Opposite day. Only has a weenie. Should I go first? Since we always start with queenie.

Because we start with queenie.

My queenie, I had seen it happen, but now I'm watching so much of it back, is Jasmine Touks. The fact that she not only a... First of all, she's a second black woman to ever open the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, which is a slay and a queeny-like title. But doing it nine months pregnant, I'm sorry. It's just you takes the cake. Queen. Then I was watching all this behind-the-scenes videos. They're in those chairs all day. You know it's like you're on set. It's just It was a hard day physically. She's doing it all nine months pregnant. She wrote this really beautiful Instagram about how she never thought she would open the show. She's been doing the show and being a part of it as a model has always been the highlight of her career, but she never thought she would open it. Being asked to open it, she didn't even think she was going to I asked to do it this year because she's pregnant. Sly. Sly. It's extremely iconic, extreme queeny behavior. Jasmine Dukes.

I love that. I agree. My weaning is somewhat related. Despite the fact that they had a beautiful party, pregnant women open the show. My Weenie is the Victoria's Secret Fashion show.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay, so you know what? I've actually had a bissel, a little change of heart.

Okay.

I see. I This is a new development because I know what you were saying. What's changed? What's changed? So they have hired Adam Selman to be the new creative director of Victoria's Secret Fashion. If you don't know who that is, I didn't really either. But I know that he's responsible for that iconic Rihanna look where she wears the sparkly dress with a matching head scarf. And he's a big deal in fashion, and they tapped him. And while I don't think he made amazing changes this year, at least it's something new and something different. I'll give him another year. And it does feel like they're really copying Sports Illustrated in the sense everybody knows who heads up Sports Illustrated. It's MJ Day, and all the girls love her, MJ, MJ, MJ. When I was reading everybody's captions, they're like, Thank you, @Adam Selman. They're trying to make Adam the MJ and tapping all these different people. You know what? It does work for Sports Illustrated. If you can't beat them, join him and copy him, I'm going to give I'll give him one more year.

I'll give him another year, but I'll just say this year was a mess from what I've seen and what I haven't seen. It just didn't pop off. For so many years, they were the Queenies. I know. It was a bit weeny.

A weeny affair.

A bit of a weeny affair. Not entirely, because like we said, there were some good moments.

All the cameras coming out for a weeny affair.

All right, don't stop. Where How is it even streaming? Did anyone ever find that out? Where did you watch it?

I have no idea.

That's a problem.

Yeah.

It's a job not well done.

Speaking of job well done, things we did, that. I'm going to wrap this up because I know everybody's over me in my Pacific time, so let me get the episodes up real quick. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Chausalina Morning Show. We deliver the fast-time story on your time on Monday, Friday, and YouTube so much. If you guys are on YouTube, please probably subscribe because we don't stop. We're also on the other side of the video.