Transcript of Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toast. Caught your pants on fire? Tell me again. Tell me you're a liar.

Trust me, I have spent my morning sat in my makeup chair watching Eff's Pod.

Same. I don't know how the hell we're supposed to wait till the first story to talk about it. Like, seriously, that square headed. I hate that ugly loser so much and I am so proud. Proud. So fucking proud. I never liked him and I never turned on Brianna LaPaglia like you other snitches did. Now I see everyone on social media like, oh, Brianna, bitch, you were the ones who turned on her. I didn't. Okay, it's, you know, it feels so good to be on the right side of things.

Well, I still have like 20 minutes left in the pot, but I've got.

No, no. By the way, she tells the craziest story. You'll have to tell me two stories at the end.

Okay. You'll have to tell me when we talk about it. So I haven't even gotten to, like, what social media's reaction. Like, I have no idea what people are saying. Like, are people riding with Bri?

Of course they're like, oh, you know, and she has. I mean, should we get into it? Like, no, just.

Just finish this conversation and then we'll get into like what she said in the podcast.

On the podcast, like, that she really lost herself. Like, if you see, look at her social media, like, you can see like, the girl that she was before this relationship is not the girl that she is after it, enduring it. And everyone's like, oh, you know, I loved Brie. And like, I really, I see that, you know, Like, I could see, like, I did unfollow her because I, like, you were on the hater train and I wasn't like, this feels. It feels good to know, like, I'm. I'm not like some of these bitches, you know?

Yeah. No, I'm so proud of her. The $12 million thing. I was at dinner last night.

We have to wait.

Like, okay, but now I'll segue. I'll segue out because I was at dinner last night when Margot. We were like, both just like waiting for 8:00, but we went to dinner at 7:45 and like, Margot was like, oh my God, he offered her $12 million in an apartment in New York and a house and she turned it down. And I was like, just stop. Honestly, I was like, I didn't know he had that much money.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's definitely Something people.

Are talking because I haven't put a red scent in his pocket.

Oh, yeah, that's another thing to feel good about. Like, did not contribute to the richification or the fame ification of Zach Brian one iota over here.

Right. So our hands are clean.

We are going to dive into the full podcast recap in part in story one of the day, I assume. I mean, we are going to be doing Queenie and Weenie, although it's just so clear.

It's so clear. But maybe we'll have even to even.

Do the segment is like a slap in the face to the common sense of our listeners. It's true.

But maybe we'll have, like, more to add as we anoint.

Yes. And I actually was only able to watch the podcast this morning because last night I was out at the theater. Have you ever been to the famous Apollo Theater?

Yes.

You have?

It's uptown.

Yeah, it's in Harlem.

Where?

What did you see there?

Darius Rucker.

Oh, classic. Well, the Joan Rivers tribute show that I went to last night was for was at the Apollo. And they, the like, when Brian said, like, I have tickets. Do you want to come? He sent us the poster and there was like a lineup of people, like, pretty, like decent lineup. So I was really excited. But they didn't put anybody on the lineup, like, who was actually there. It was star studded and it was all filmed for NBC. There were cameras everywhere. They didn't say exactly what it's going to be, but it was the stars. So Tiffany Haddish, Chelsea Handler, Nikki Glaser, Joel McHale. Who else? Who else, who else? I don't want to spoil it for when it gets televised. And like a bunch of other comedians who like, you know, and like, but like big, big stars.

Yeah, the big names.

Yeah, yeah. It was shocking to see who was the best. That's a really good question. Aubrey Plaza was there. So. And I knew this and I was being such a. Know it all. Like, because between every comedian, they had like a package. It was a big screen and it was like archival footage of Joan. It was a combination of like so much stuff from her documentary. I was literally like, honestly quoting it. If you ask Taylor Donahue, she wished she sat next to someone else. I was literally finishing the sentences. I'm like, but so much of the show was about Joan.

You tell her how he had walked through the apartment?

No, no, I didn't actually. It didn't come.

You'll have to text her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But really, the whole show was kind of built around the fact that, like, Joan wrote so many jokes and she had this crazy filing system. It's in the documentary.

Yeah.

She, like, put them all. She would write jokes, and once they were done, she would put them in this filing cabinet. She would type them up on index cards and file them based on different catego. And they were just, like, reading some of her jokes. And Arby Plaza did a whole segment of, like, Joan jokes that haven't aged well. It was, like, really funny. And then. So the whole event was for charity. It was for God's love we deliver, which is. If you watch a documentary, Jones, like, favorite charity, which started as an organization to, like, send meals, medicated meals to AIDS patients, and now it's, like, for the whole city if you're elderly, if you're sick, and you don't have meals, like, they deliver meals. And so they were auctioning off some of the OG index cards for. And the starting price for an index card was $5,000. Like, I was. I was gonna, like, auction. Get involved. But then they were like, starting price, 5,000. I'm like, for an index card.

That's really crazy.

I know. So somebody. Oh, you know who bought the first one sitting right in front of me? Lorraine Schwartz.

Oh, wow. Jewelry design. What did one go the most for?

Nothing. So literally nobody was bidding. They should have started at, like, $1,000.

Yeah.

Because after a while, Lorraine Schwartz was like, okay, I'll do it. Then the second one, like, nobody did it. And I saw some producer raise his hand. So they obviously, like, just to keep the show moving. And then the third person, they gave out to free for someone in the audience, like, it was the. I was. I don't want to be cheap. But if they were like, 5,000. 5,000, I would have. I wanted to be like, a thousand. I would have spent a thousand.

Like, yeah, they should have started at 100. Too much charity.

Like, you overpay. But $5,000 for an index card, like, is absurd.

Of which there are thousands.

Well, there she, in her career, wrote 77,000 jokes. There are 77,000 index cards.

So that would mean the value of all of the index cards is 77 value.

Because it's not, like, a real value. It's for charity. So it's like, it's all obscene. Obscenely overpriced. But they weren't auctioning off 77,000 of them. Just. No, no.

But, like, just the idea. It's still. It's about value. Yes. You might overpay because it's for charity. But like, it's based on the value of something.

Well, you really can't put a price on. Honestly, if they were auctioning off the one card that she read in her documentary, when she's explaining to the documentarian, like, all these different jokes, she pulls out a random one. It is so funny. She's like, why should I learn how to cook? So my husband can say my wife makes a great roast to some hooker. If they had pulled that one. Because I literally remember that joker.

$5,000 and get it framed.

Yeah, I would. But the joke, they kind of gave away, like three not great ones.

Oh, yeah, the curation. You didn't answer my question. Who was the best person?

Oh, oh. Let me really, truly think you could even say to.

If there was like two.

Sorry, Nikki Glaser. It's actually insane how Nikki Glaser, like, is the funniest bitch on the planet. Like, and she really, she went. The thing is, Joan, if you're like a female comedian, like, Joan means so much to you. And that was coming through from everyone. Even Chelsea Handler was like, my entire career, I have been, you know, everyone compares you to Joan and it's like the greatest honor you could ever. And then Nikki Glaser was like, everybody, everybody compares me to Joan. And I'm like, not in a physical way. Right. She was being really funny and it was like, it was interesting to see people toe the line between being funny but being really genuine and, like, really sincere. Because Joan means so much to female comics. And like, Nikki really slayed it. And she was. She talked a lot about, like, Joan's plastic surgery and like, her openness about that and like, how she gets made fun of for it. But, like, at the time when, when she would talk about it, it was so, you know, out there and crazy. And now, like, everybody lying to you, like, saying they drink a lot of water because they have like a perfect face is like, Joan.

Joan was just different. And what was so great is like these little packages between. Remember a couple of years ago we did a story that, like, somebody bought all the archival, like, comedy stand up footage of Joan and they were going to do something with it. I feel like maybe this is part of that because I was like watching clips from her stand up from her old late night show that I have never seen. It was. That was the best part. I was like, can we get more footage of that, please? So I'm sure they're going to put it all together and make it like a nice special. And it was, it was Excellent. It was just nice to see, like, somebody getting there. I feel like we're always honoring people who, like, stink. Joan was that bitch. Joan was a queen. Like, it was. It was. And she would have loved being, like, revered like that because she had, you know, she was very turdy and Jack's coded. She had a chip.

She had the chip of all chips.

That, like, she wasn't taken seriously and, like, really respected for the icon that she was. And I loved that they had, like.

And, like, she is really respected, but it's still not enough. Like, agreed what she is and what she was like, she doesn't get enough respect. And there can never be enough respect.

Most of the comedians there, like, had met her and had stories about her, which was so nice because, like, Joel McHale and Chelsea Handler went back to back talking about, like, that time at E. Where everybody was, like, working in the same studio. And Joan was, like, actually a delight and, like, a pleasure to work with. And then Melissa Rivers closed the show with this, like, letter that Joan had written. Like, if you guys ever do honor me, please read this. Like, and it was really funny. So. Oh, and it was star studded in the. Oh. But the craziest thing is that literally we're about to. The show's about to start. Me and Ben sit down. Someone taps me on my shoulder. I turn around. Who is it? My mother in law. I said, you. And she brought me a snack. She knew I was going to be there. She didn't tell me she's going to be there. She brought me a snack.

Ben, she was going to be there.

No, we were shocked. And then she, like, wanted to surprise us, but. But she had tickets and we had tickets. Jen, I. What's her name? Luann de Lesseps was there. Lorraine Schwartz was sitting right in front of me. It was like, really. It was very, like, New York theater crowd. It was fabulous. And I had never been to the Apollo before. It's really like. I knew it was special.

Yeah.

And it's gorgeous inside.

Yeah.

So that's what I did last night and then ran home and started watching a little bit of bfs, but it was late, so I watched most of it this morning.

Yeah, I watched all of it this morning. And I can't believe there's so much juice at the end that I didn't even get to see. But I was out last night. And then when I got home, I might have started to watch it, but then I saw what was going on in Amsterdam, which we need to talk about. And I had nothing but a pit in my stomach and didn't want to watch anything like fun or funny.

Pittsburgh, usa.

You might not have seen what happened in Amsterdam last night because like, per usual, like, nobody gives a damn about the Jews. But there was a pogrom in Amsterdam last night. The Tel Aviv Maccabi soccer team was playing soccer match in Amsterdam against Ajax, whatever that is.

So like a bunch of Israelis flew to support their team. Yeah, like, like people knew that, you know, lots of Israelis were in town.

Right. And they were staying in hotels and like a group, like many groups, I think it was maybe like hundreds of extremists. Like, organized. Was very organized is what they said. Like organized outside of train stations. Like as soon as the fans came out of the stadium, they were like hiding in alleys and like cutting off entry points outside of train stations, outside of hotels where they knew the Israelis were staying. And viciously, physically, violently attacked you, stabbing them, running them over with cars. Some of them jumped into the canal while the others stood there and it was really stabbed.

People are missing.

Yeah.

Israel had to send two passenger planes to literally pick people up to get the.

Out of that because the police were doing nothing the whole time. If you watch the videos they. And they film themselves, it was very like 10-7-style, very Hamas coded. Yeah. They're filming themselves, like making these Jews say free Palestine. They're saying, this is what for what's going on in Gaza. So this is what happens when you globalize the.

It's just beautiful, isn't it?

Bella Hadid's dream. And it's. It was so, so upsetting to see like.

And then waking up this morning and see how like American news reports it, like the New York Times, those vicious anti Semites. I hate.

It was a soccer led fight. It was a soccer. Yeah.

They make it seem like a football game and they beat up a fan. Yeah, that's not what it was.

No, not at all. It was very coordinated. Is like, you know, just blatant anti Semitism again. But anti Semitism is not related to anti Zionism. You know, they're bringing up Jews and telling them to free Palestine. But no, no, no. It's just a conflict about land. Right?

No. If you are a Jew living in Europe, like, it's so dramatic to say, but like, get the fuck out. Like, seriously.

I mean, we've always thought that, but this is one step further. It's at that a Jew can't visit Europe because it wasn't like Jews living in Anton, we'll be okay.

We'll be okay. They don't even have air conditioning over there. Come to America. It's great here.

Yeah. No, that you can't even go to a soccer game in Amsterdam. Like, and there were so many comparisons drawn to, like, Anne Frank. That's the city that she grew up in. Like, and we know how her story ended and that, like, Amsterdam isn't safer. Jews in 2024 to live or to even visit.

Yeah.

Is so crazy. Like, Europe is so far gone.

Yeah.

Do not go and do not come.

Do not go.

Do not go.

That was really upsetting. And even more upsetting to, like, wake up and then see, like, how it's being spoken about. I mean, people don't know. And if they do know, they think it's like a soccer kerfuffle.

Yeah. Like, I knew about it, like, from our family chat. So, like, then I went looking to see what's going on. And, like, you really have to go, like, deep in X and, like, find the tweets of people who are sharing this stuff. But it's not like, headline news where it's everywhere you go. Like, it's very possible that you didn't even hear about this yet. And it's so important that you do because it was, like, serious, like, 1930s style pogrom. That's what they used to be called, like, back in Germany, back in Russia, when, like, gang violence would, like, organize themselves and attack Jews. Attack Jewish businesses. And last night it was Jewish soccer fans, Israeli fans. So much so that Israel had to send two rescue planes to get the people out of there. And the police were doing nothing. They. They broke into the hotels where they were staying, throwing fireworks into the windows of hotels. Beating up fathers who are with their children, beating up women. Don't you care about women?

It's. Don't you care about women? No, you don't. It's disgraceful. It was really hard to watch. And like, I'm. I'm sorry. Like, trigger warning. No, this is happening. The footage is beyond graphic. These filmed by the people who did it. They are so proud.

They weren't caught. They were proud.

So that happened.

Right. So that's why I didn't watch BFFs last night.

So this morning. Yeah, I didn't want to, like, you know, ruin the experience.

Like, I wouldn't have. Yeah. And, like, I didn't want to associate the two. So then this morning, while I got ready, I watched my BFFs, and it's.

The perfect thing to watch. Oh, okay. I'm just Gonna say one thing and then let's just get into it.

Okay.

I do have some notes. Production wise, like, I can't believe they didn't get together. Were you in a Hamas tunnel? Like, what was with that? The quality I was shook from Josh Richards is like hotel room bl. Blurry.

I can't believe they. The remote setup, like, was really pretty seamless, but I can't believe they didn't get to get. Maybe they got together for the first one that they kept alluding to.

I can believe that they didn't get together because for the most part they don't. But, like, wherever Bree is, like, she has been in this house that I guess she was referring to a lot. She had like a full studio. Josh, she went someone in barstool. No, I'm saying up until this point, they never record in person. And it's completely fine. Like, they all really. The three of them have premium setups that it's seriously like the toast. Like, but for the fact that it's fine that they weren't together. But two out of three of them were. Where the hell was. That was the scariest looking studio.

Brianna was in Milan because he said he got on a date to Milan when Brie called him.

But, like, he didn't even bring a podcast microphone. He was using his wired headphones. Like, I was shocked. Even though the quality was fine of the audio, the video was really blurry. And Brianna was like, in a professional studio. Like, hello. A light. Yeah, I was shocked.

No, but that's BFF's pod. So much information in the podcast. So let's get into it.

Yeah.

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Our first story, BFF's Pod X Zach Brian Brianna Chicken Fry sat down to tell her story about the last year or so of her life with Zach Brian. The last two weeks since they've broken up and where we're at now. So I think the biggest. The main theme from the podcast is that in the last few weeks since they broke up, his team has offered her $12 million to sign an NDA and not speak about the relationship. Plus a house and an apartment in New York. The money would have been paid out over three years. She went back and forth with deciding whether or not to take the money, as did Dave and Josh. They did not know how to advise her.

Yeah, I thought that was interesting that she was, like, leaning on them and, you know, it's smart. Dave is a smart person, especially when it comes to money. So I thought that was wise of her. In the end, she decided not to take the money. And I think that really shocked a lot of people, and I think it also shocked a lot of people who maybe have never been in a relationship like that because, you know, $12 million is $12 million. But. And I was reading because someone in the toast was like, would you have taken the money? And all these people were commenting and everyone was like, honestly? Yeah. But then people were like, no, I've been in a relationship like this. And, like, there's no amount of money that, like, you can't put a price on your own freedom. Like, yeah, when you're out of it, like, no amount of money is even enticing to you. Like, to have your. Your voice stripped from you is. So you were in a relationship for a whole year where your voice was stripped from you. So, like, I think it's really unbelievable to a lot of people.

Then a lot of people are like, well, she's rich, she's famous. And actually barstool notoriously, like, pays their talent, like, not a lot of money. If she was a. A podcaster and an influencer, like, free of a barstool contract, she probably would make a lot of money. But she makes a salary from barstool that I'm sure is, you know, generous, but it's not what people probably think. Someone at that level makes so many interesting things. I mean, when your barstool contract was up and she offered her double the money to not work there.

Yeah.

Just to, like, I don't know.

I'm so proud of her that even in the relationship when she's still like under his spell, that she said no to that because that was, he was making her like, hey, she said herself, her job, her co workers. So I'm so glad that she said no to that. But I also think dollars and cents wise, of course, like you don't want to take the money because I can't be bought and like my story and my truth, like you can't silence me. But I also think when you break it down, like $4 million over three years for an influencer at her level. I know she has a barstool contract, but I think Dave is going to be very generous with her. He said he would buy her Bronco. He said he would give her the money. I think all of the money made from yesterday's episode will go to Ms. Chicken Fry.

There was a lot of ads and I have some notes for Dave on reading ads. But yeah, there was game time, there was raising K. There was also YouTube ads. Yep.

Yeah, I think they made a lot of money on that episode. I think we'll all go to her. Maybe even all the diss track stuff would go to her. I think she'll make a lot of money. And we read the creator list recently and if you're a pretty big size creator, you can be making about like $2 million a year if you're decent at the job. So like, I think over time she can out earn that money. But if she signed it and she didn't tell the story and as Dave said, like BFFs pod was going to end soon anyway and especially if she didn't share some anything about the breakup because she couldn't, I think that would affect her career in the same way that the last year affected her career where she wasn't being herself and it.

Really affected the BFF's pot. I was shocked to hear them say that. Like I received that like just as a consumer, I feel like it kind of fell off a little bit.

Yeah.

But for Dave to say like, yeah, we were going to end it one because like, I'm a little too old to be talking about like Internet drama but like to like we weren't like doing much.

Yeah, yeah. So I think that if she signed the NDA and like didn't share the truth, that it would affect her earning potential because people were sort of like waning in their interest from her.

And that's the other thing. That's what's so fud up about this whole thing is like he made her into a version of herself that like the Internet hated. And if. If you could, like, the reception on Tick Tock before she started dating Zach, Brian. And now after is so different. Like, she really, like, that's valuable. That's part of your job. How people see you, how they engage with you, how they follow you. And, like, for him to have stripped that from her, like, he really. It's so textbook abuse. And, like, isolating you from your friends and family, from your career, from your job. It's so many things that he stripped from her. And the fact that she's only been out of it for two weeks and she's able to see it. So zoomed out. Jackie, she's 25.

Yeah.

Like, she's very well, first of all, extremely smart and well spoken. But, like, just to see these things, like, I think it takes some people months and years to really kind of zoom out and understand what they went through and dissect random moments being like, oh, yeah, that was abuse, that was narcissism. Like, she kind of, like woke up in. In an instant. And it's beyond impressive how mature she is for her age. I was shocked when I found out she was 25.

Yeah. Very, very mature. And also, like, I liked what she said when it's like, I. There's obviously stuff about him that he doesn't want out there because that's what the $12 million for. Like, whatever he's struggling with, whatever, you know, even just a lot of things. And she was like, I didn't not take the money so I could, like, tell all his secrets. I didn't take the money so I can say what happened to me, what I experienced. And I could, like, go forth and tell my story, but she's not spilling his secrets and sharing all the dirty details about him. And that's why, like, she really is being so respectful about it as much as she can. While also, like, she had a public relationship, she's having a public breakup. And so she. If the, if she wants the public, like, to care for her still and, like, be invested, like, she also has to do that last chapter, which she wouldn't have been able to do. And if there wasn't that, then that's not what being an influencer is. No.

Because she still is protecting him and she's not. You know, when you break up with.

Somebody, I could even protected him by telling us that he called them idiots and not our words.

Yeah, that was interesting.

I could see when she read the text, when Dave read the text of the screenshot, she's, like, holding her head. Because she's, like, she's even protecting. Because now people know he uses that word.

And like, for him to have gone up to, like, if you would have asked me, like, how much money do you think Zach Ryan offered Brianna to, like, not talk about? I would have said, like, maybe $2 million. The fact that it was 12 is indicative of something greater. Right? And. And she's not. But he's such an idiot because if he had just ended the relationship with a modicum of decency and respect, she obviously has a lot of love for him. She would not have gone. She would have probably continued to protect him and. And talked about it in her personal life, but that's it. He's such an idiot. To do the whole thing via text, treat her, speak to her. So disgusting. Even when they're showing screenshots. Get your out. Like, monster. Like, if he had just acted with the smallest bit of grace, they would seriously. We would not be here. We would not be having this conversation. And he wouldn't have even need to. Needed to.

He could have even, like, broken up with her, went to Oklahoma, had the conversation over text, just not been on. Raya let her announce the breakup when she wanted to and let her, like, go forth and heal. But, yeah, it would have saved him $12 million potentially. And then also, whatever this is about to do.

Right. She gave him a lot of rope and he hung himself with it. Like, he is so dumb. I. Every little window into who he was. Okay, so you didn't get to this story. It was. I couldn't believe they saved it to the end. Jackie was so shocking. Two things. One, you know, one night, one morning, she woke up and was singing. Last night we let the liquor talk, and literally they didn't talk for a week. You singing someone else's song in my house, in my apartment that I paid for. Like, fucking crazy lunatic. Okay.

Oh, my God.

But this other story, like, is really. And all the stories she told her, obviously something like she's comfortable sharing. She. And when she. In the first clip, she was talking about how there was a night in, I think, December. She was like, unspeakable things happen. I don't know what happened, but, like, I feel like she's still not sharing. Like, really? What? Like, I wouldn't be surprised if there was different forms of abuse. Like, right, because she. She wasn't sharing all that. But the story she told at the.

End is, like, December being like 11 months ago. I was having a hard time with the timeline.

I know. So was I Hold on. December being 11 months, because we're only in November. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So it's her birthday. He's on tour, you know, and as a gift, he, like, rented this, like, huge house on the water in New Hampshire for her family and her friends and her to all go. And then he's like, I'm gonna come. And she's like, okay, great. And then, like, the whole time leading up, he's, like, complaining, like, I'm gonna be tired. Like, I work so hard. She's like, don't come. Please don't come. Of course he comes. The first night, they're doing, like, you know, bonfire and beers. Like, chill, you know, she's, like, kind of, like, earthy like that. All of her friends are sitting around. They're sitting around the fire, and, like, she could just tell, like, it's gonna be bad. He is, like, making little jabs at people, like, not being the kind of boyfriend. And she was, like, kind of panicked about it. So she was like, okay, I'm going to bed. It was 11:30, and she thought he would follow her, and he didn't. So she goes upstairs, and she does go to sleep.

She's just like, I can't. I can't handle this. She wakes up an hour and a half later, like, screaming, smashing glass, like, what the fuck's going on? She runs downstairs. Everyone's, like, hiding in the basement. All the her girlfriends hysterically crying. And she's like, what the fuck's going on? She looks outside. Her aunt, like, her old lady aunt, is, like, holding him back, like, trying to get him to calm down. Apparently, like, while they were all sitting at the bonfire, like, he just snapped. Like nobody was doing anything. He snapped. He's like, you're all low lives. You'll never accomplish anything in your life. I'm successful. You're not. Like, probably, like, having a chip on his shoulder that he paid for this house. Like, I literally don't know. And she was like, I couldn't even go out there. Like, when he would get like this, like, you just. There's no coming back from. You kind of have to just, like, let him deactivate. But all of her friends were, like, filming him. Just, like, have on record for Brianna, like, this crazy, toxic, abusive behavior. It's a huge fight, whatever. He goes back on tour. She comes with him.

And, like, the fact that her friends had filmed him, like, obviously had really bothered him. She was like, that's why they offered me so much money part of it. Like, I have all this Footage like, okay. From nights like this.

Yeah.

But every time for, like, the next couple of weeks following that event, like, when they would be together, he would walk, like, literally walk off stage onto the bus to see her and, like, start filming her. You like that? You like when I film you in your private, like, fucking crazy. Fucking crazy.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. So the story she told at the end, everybody was just sort of like, wow, like. Like the reception. I mean, there's nothing to say. I thought that Josh and Dave did a good job of, like, being supportive, but, like, there's no. There's no correct way to respond to something like that.

Yeah, yeah, they did a really good job of being supportive while also, like, being angry on her behalf.

And she wasn't angry. She was just sort of, like, sad.

Yeah. No way, though.

And by the way, and I'm glad she addressed it, she looked frail. Like, the light from her eyes had died. She looked so thin. I. She was like, I lost 15 pounds that I did not have to lose. Like, she's always been a very skinny girl. My first thought when I saw was, like, her bones are sticking out of her jeans.

Yeah.

And like, that's what a relationship. Like, that does to you. Right.

And that's what happened in the relationship. And then the last two weeks have also been really hard. Like, and also asking yourself, like, the biggest question of, like, the money versus. And the thing is, even if she had taken the money, like, I wouldn't. It's not like I have any. I mean, one, we wouldn't know. But two, I would not judge at all. Like, she said she doesn't come from much. Like, her family will never see that amount of money in their lives.

That was. That was really sad to hear, like, talking about how, like, turning down that type of money.

Like, her family was like, her family was like, taking the money.

She grew up vacationing in, like, a trailer park. Like, this is somebody who did not grow up like this. So you have to be incredibly principled and scrupled to turn that kind of money down and, like, look your parents in the face and. And them telling her to take it is completely understandable.

Yeah. Like, it's not like a hypothetical. Like, that's real money. And she said, I was ready to take the money and I was, like, ready to sign. And they actually dilly slow and sending me everything and weren't going to send me the money. Like, that day. That's why Dave was like, send her the money. And in that moment, like, she was like, okay, never mind. So if they had moved faster, she said they're stupid. If they had moved faster, like, it would have been done.

Yeah. I can only imagine, like, what he's really, truly hiding. Obviously there's some sort of alcohol abuse. I imagine you get violent when you drink. Like, there's. Your mind goes to a million places. Because she's not really sharing. Like, I think the worst of it, even though the stuff she's sharing is so horrible. I hate this guy. He better hope we never run into each other. Like, I'm throwing hands. I. And so ugly to act like that. Like, I'm sorry, you can't act like that if you're that ugly. If your head is that square, you can't.

Yeah.

And you know, he's not 5 11. He is not.

He's not.

Right.

He paid off that site.

He paid off that website because so many people were like, I've taken pictures of him. I'm five seven. He's literally two inches taller than me. Okay. So he's short, square headed. I fucking hate this guy. Like, I was actually. And this isn't a situation like I can relate to, so I don't know if it's right. But I was actually triggered, like, listening to it just. It's so textbook. It's also like imperceptible. Right. It's not like she walked into a room with a bruise on her face. So it's like, you're not being abused. It's verbal abuse. It's really mental. Emotional. It's emotional. It's like, it's so hard, psychological.

You know, hot and cold and you don't know what you're gonna get and you're walking on eggshells. And then the amount of love that you get kind of like tides you over for the next time. And even when it's bad, you're like, well, I know the love party's coming, so like, let's just weather the storm.

As she said him, fame and millions of dollars. Like, that's really with the diamond and.

They'Re both famous and like, she's got her own thing going that he can like, wheeled against her.

Yeah. Anything that brought her joy made him sick. Oh, I mean, the Golden Globes.

Yeah.

Dress, the tour.

That's what ended their relationship. She took two weeks to do her.

Tour after being on tour with him.

For a whole year, and he couldn't do that.

And I'm like, not only could he.

Not, he was supposed to be with her. That was the plan. Like, that was there. And by The. And, like, the. That's what's equitable in their relationship. A year for him, two weeks for her. Sure. Okay. He couldn't be with her. He couldn't even just stay home.

Yep. Yeah, I. Obviously, I'm kind of well known for my takes on cancel culture. Just know, like, when I talk about cancel culture, I'm not talking about this. Like, this is the exception. Like, seriously, I want him. His record label to drop him. Like, and I know this will make seriously no impact on his career. Like, as a male rock star. Like, this is the sort of behavior you just. You let it slide. But he has so many female fans, and it was those female fans that, like, really tortured Briana over the last year, like, making horrible videos about her. And, like, I. I want him done. I never want, Like, I hate them. Sorry. Like, you are an abuser. You don't get to, like, be famous anymore. Stop it.

I do really wonder how this will affect his career. I don't. He won't be dropped by his record label or anything like that. But, like, I wonder how it will affect fans. I wonder how will affect his fellow artists at award shows.

Like, Noah Khan is not fucking with him anymore.

Right. But also, like, he seems like a fucking piece of work, piece of shit. So, like, maybe he didn't have that many friends to begin with, but.

Oh, wait, and then we have to talk about Rose and Deb.

Rose and Deb.

So Rose is his ex wife.

Okay.

And then Deb was the girlfriend that he dated before Brianna, who, like, his fans loved. I think she was a toaster because people used to be like, deb, Deb, Deb. I was like, who's Deb? And he broke up with her kind of now, like, looks really similar. Like, abruptly, out of nowhere, started dating Brianna.

But Brian also maintains that there he was broken up with her when they.

Yes. That the timeline is totally cool.

Said, like, they both broke up with their people to be that they both cheated.

Yeah. But now we know. I don't think when. When he got divorced from Rose, like, he was liquid or famous enough to, like, pay her off. But I do imagine that Rose, who has been radio silent, like, she went. She's still, like, a content creator. So she went back to life. Hair, makeup, like, that's it. Never once spoke about any. And it's clear that, like, maybe she got a settlement of sorts. And so I think Brianna feels like.

People said Rose is a toaster.

Deb.

Deb is ex wife.

No, Rose's ex wife.

But she does content.

Deb you just said.

Okay. You said Rose went back to hair and makeup. Okay. Deb is a poster. She went back to hair and makeup. Rose was the military wife, right?

Yes, exactly. But he didn't have money at the time, so it. Nobody would have cared. Who could she tell? Like, we don't care. But then he was really getting pretty famous while dating Deb, and I think it's, like, safe to assume that perhaps he settled with her.

Yeah.

And so I think Brianna feels like there are other women who weren't in the position.

Yeah.

That she was in to not take the money. Like, she can live and pay her rent and do things, you know, that's. See, like, he makes them move out of their apartments, come live in my house, and everything's in his name. But it's like, yeah, we're moving near your family. So this is our house. Our kids are going to live here. But then, boom, get out, get your shit and leave. Like, so someone who's not liquid, like Brianna is. Brianna has a career. Is fudgeing screwed.

Yeah.

So he kind of puts him in a position to have to take the money.

Why did Margo tell me that the other. The past girlfriend got 1 million doll? She told me that.

Is that what Margaret said?

Yes.

I don't know that. Let me ask her where she knows.

This is what happens when Satch lives in my house. I know stuff.

It's so true. And, like, I don't have to download and send Tick Tocks. Jackie just goes down tomorrow.

I do. I go to Margo's room. I'm like, pull up this one.

It's. It's Tick Tock hour. Everybody. Turn off the lights here.

Deb got $1 million.

I didn't hear that, but it's possible.

Margot just knows stuff, you know?

It's so true. She's so young and connected.

She's probably talking to Deb for sure now.

Not to make everything about me, but my immediate thought, like, this morning, was, like, really just genuine pride that I never disliked Briana and I never liked spongebob Square Fan. Like, I am so real for that. Like, real CES real. And, like, I'm a forever fan of Brianna now. Like, she's got charisma. She's got talent. I want the world for her. Like, I need $12 million. I could wipe my ass with $12 million. That's what I need from Brianna.

Margo said she heard it in a Tick Tock. She's not sure how true it is. Okay, got it.

Okay.

Okay.

So spreading Margo spreading misinformation.

Right? Right Now I need. Now I know I need to fact check her. I agree with you about Brianna. Now it's on us. Like people who are kind and loving.

The women who taught, the women who were so excited, happy, joyful to tear her down because they were living. She was living a life that they could only dream of. Meanwhile, it was a fucking nightmare.

Now it's on us to fill up Brianna's wallet.

Like, subscribe, download, follow, so true. I followed.

I want to watch her tour, documentary.

Everything, and get her back on surviving barstool.

It's now up to us to make her realize that she made the right decision. Because not only in her heart, but also in her pocketbook, it will even out over time.

It's just really also a reminder about the Internet because I think that a couple of months ago you would have looked at this person. You know, it's a rock star living a dream, private jets, tour. Like, this guy, everybody wants him, he's so ugly, they love him, they think he's so hot. Literally you would have thought, like, I would give anything to be her, to be this life. It's a dream. Meanwhile, she's living a nightmare.

Yeah.

So it's important to remember when consuming other people's lives, like, of course. What do they say? Like, comparison is a thief of joy. Like, not only that, like, you have no fucking idea.

You have. You can't compare when you don't know the truth.

You're getting 10%.

Yeah. I followed her for a while and I remember she like posted like happy birthday stuff for Zach. Like the most glowing, loving, like enmeshed for him, for her to twin flame sort of thing. And I'm like, wow, a perfect relationship. Like, how dream. How amazing.

Yeah.

So social media is not real, but you should already know that. And one thing, everybody is fighting their own battles.

One thing that I hope she unlearns a little bit is she. She kept like taking responsibility. She's like. Because she was telling a story about something crazy. Did. She's like. And I went back, you know, and. And that's on me. She kept like taking responsibility because I think she's been so beat down by the Internet, like, taking accountability. Take accountability. And so she sort of blames herself a lot for like believing him, for loving him, for, you know, getting swayed by him easily. And I think she really needs to like unburden herself from that. Like, that's what abuse is. Like, it's. It's literally not your fault. It's his.

Yeah, I think over time, she will. I think in two weeks, like you said, like, she's already recognized it for what it was, which is, like, major strides. And that will be part of the next, like, phase of her healing, is recognizing that it wasn't her fault and that, like, this is what these people do. And she real. As much as it's like, you have choices, like, you could just leave. Like, she couldn't. Where. Where is she going?

She couldn't.

Like, and he made her feel like nothing without him. He separated her from her family. So I think eventually, like, she'll unlearn that. But right now, that's where she's at. Especially because she knows that the hater's response is going to be like, well, you could have left the. Why'd you say, you're the one who went back. So she's like, that is on me that I stayed, that I went back. Eventually, I think she'll see, like, technically, yes, she had the choice to leave, but she didn't really have choices.

Yeah. I do wonder what this means for the future of the BFFs. Like, are they going to give it another go?

Well, they better until they make $12 million and then they can end the show.

Correct.

And so either they can wait till they make $36 million so that Brie gets her 12, or they can just give it all to Brie and wait till they make 12 and give it to Bri and then they can move on. I wonder how they'll do it. Dave is really like, I know he gets so much, but he is such a generous person. He really, like, rides so hard for the people that he cares about. And I feel like he gets so much shit for being, like, misogynist, whatever. Like, he's always like, the girl. The women that like, work for him, he's like, always. They love him right by them. Like, you couldn't ask for a better boss than what Dave is doing for her.

Especially in what. Right. In what she's gone through. Like, a better ally. Like, somebody I'm sure like her. Like, she had legal help. Like, I don't even get a lawyer to negotiate a fucking settlement with your ex boyfriend.

Someone who's not scared of nothing because another boss would be like, listen, yeah, this is a liability. We don't want the stink. They could sue the hell out of us. And he's like, we're telling the truth. You can't sue me. Think you're going to extort you? Think I'm extorting? You. You're bribing her, like, just riding so hard for and making her so unafraid, knowing that she's someone in her corner who has her back, which is really nice. But also has, like, who has a lot of pockets.

Yeah.

Which is also important.

It's true. And I like that Dave said that, like, it was important for him to know, like, you're not the only one who has money. Like, it's not a big deal. I have it too.

Yeah. You want to pay me, I'll pay Bri.

Right.

So I feel like he deserves a lot of credit for that, and he's always been that way.

Yeah, I. I agree. It was a good showing for him.

Do you also feel like so much of this is, like, Taylor Swift coded? Not only because they keep saying smallest man, but because, like, Zach Brian, like, trashed her. Like, two days ago, Taylor wrote Parsley.

Wrote Dave a letter, and Brianna's. I was looking at her tick tock yesterday, and people were like, you need to listen to the ex Taylor Swift song. Like, now you know what it's like. And she was like, you're so right. You're so right. She's gonna become a big swifty. Because she's, like, not a swifty.

Yeah. Because she was with him. Who's tweeting that stuff? Meanwhile, Parsley loves Saved Parsley love save.

So that's, like, probably a developing story. Oh, he keeps, like, releasing music. We don't care. Take your guitar and go cry. Like, shove up your hair. She literally shove it up your ass. Like, the hate. It's. I went from being, like, so indifferent about this person. Like, I just kind of, like, never got into it, to. It's my mission now to destroy his life. Like, I hate him.

No. I went from being, like, really sad about their breakup because I thought their relationship was something and, like, that it wasn't, to being so relieved about their breakup that now I. I need to remember this for the next, like, couple that I ship when they break up. Like, I need to realize, like, I need to have relief and not sadness because when people get to a place of breaking up, like, that's a bad relationship.

It's true. It's true.

So I don't know if I'll ever learn that, though.

And I also think I feel like, you know, this phrase of love bombing, people have really, like, it started to lose its meaning. People are like, this guy's texting me so much, he's love bombing me. No. Meeting someone four days later and getting a tattoo of them, that is love bombing.

Yeah. A lot of these terms have lost their meaning. And narcissists, that's really hard for the people who are going through it. Yeah. Every guy that's, like, not acting in a manner is a narcissist. Like, that's not what it means. And we need to bring back meaning to those terms. And because I feel like.

Right.

Her situation is really textbook, but when those words are always slung around, it's like, it's hard to really picture it.

Yeah.

So I agree with you about the love bombing. And also, sometimes people, like, will be just being nice and they're like. They're love bombing. It's like.

Yeah. No, and it's like, girls, like, only want to date. Right. Guys, like nice incense flowers after the first date. He's love bombing, right? No, he's literally just nice.

And like, that's still true. But she was love bombed.

Correct.

Great. Well, that's the first story. I agree that it's developing. I look.

Oh, I'm sorry. I think that the. Him waiting three days, yada, yada. A lot of it had to do with the election, they were saying, which I thought was so interesting. He really tried to bury this story. Meanwhile, Donald who comma, lehu. Who gives a fuck? Literally, this. I feel like it's bigger than it ever could have been. Even, like, people actually are so desperately seeking a distraction from the election that I actually think he so did himself a disservice. He played this so wrong. But I thought it was so interesting how they really tried to like, like, maneuver with the election.

Yeah. If he had gotten it done before the election, then the election would have happened and we would have forgotten. But, like, in this kind of dry spell, post election celebrities aren't doing much. This is all we've got.

It's true. It was actually really.

It's bigger than ever.

Obsessed.

Yeah, me too. So just rooting for Bray constantly.

Number one fan. Should we start like a. I'm gonna start literally, like a fan page, like, just hyping her up.

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?

Like, if I have to talk about something else. Sure.

Yeah. It's not bad.

Okay. It's good.

It's some holiday cheer. Meister. Because the skims holiday campaign has dropped and it is starring Goldie Hawn and her kids, Kate and Oliver Hudson, and then their kids. So it's like a big Han Hudson family affairs skims campaign.

Really cute. So different, unexpected. Like, if you said skims is going to tap like a classic family I don't know who I would have thought of. I wouldn't have thought like, the Hudsons, but they really are so famous across, like, different age generations. And Oliver and the kids. Really, it was really cute.

I love Oliver. Doesn't mean as much to anyone as he does to us.

Yeah. For some reason, like, we are obsessed with him.

I don't know. And, well, he was in. He's in a lot of stuff.

But there's something that he was in something we watched. He plays someone's ex husband.

He was in something we watched. That's like one of our movies.

Wait, was he in Daisy Jones?

But that wouldn't be why we love him. Like, he's in a plenty of stuff.

Read his IMDb.

He's in Nashville for six years. Yeah. Excuse me. That might have been the one. I think he was in scream queens too. But I remember already loving him when I knew he was going to be in scream queens.

I feel like I really started to like him from his social media.

That too. And then they do the podcast.

Yeah. And I want to say something. I actually think it's crazy that they've never invited us on their podcast.

That's true.

Because they only invite siblings. And, like, there aren't a lot of siblings. Especially siblings who podcast. Like, our podcast is bigger than theirs. Like, why would I keep waiting to be, like, invited on that show? Isn't that weird?

Yeah. But then we'd have to go on it.

I mean, yes. Facts. We always are complaining, like, we don't get invited. We don't come and then we get invited. We literally say, no.

We just want to be invited. That's. We don't want to go.

We just want to be thought of.

Yeah. It's really true. And that you also. People could take solace in that. Like, knowing we're the type of people.

We're not going to invite us.

We won't come. Like, we'll save you the plate.

So you look like a good guy.

Yeah.

And then you don't have to see us.

And then we are not, like, chippy about you.

Chippy. I thought this was really well done. Like, I loved the whole esthetic of it. Like the green plaid pajamas. They were like, at this like, country club looking type of brunch. It was really very cute. And well, I. I mean, they just crush it. Like, the celebrity endorsements department of skims.com is so top tier. I have no notes.

Yeah.

And I have notes for everyone.

Yeah. I wonder if they have really big budget or it's like, they have decent budget, but Kim has good relationships and it's an honor to be thought of.

Yeah. I think that they're not like, you know, paying people extreme amounts, but I don't think they're lowballing people. I think they're giving fair offers. But there's so much that comes with. It's not just the campaign. It's really like the hype, the social media. Like, you get numbers, you get followers. It's. And it's such a relevant kind of Internet first brand that for a podcaster, like, you do it.

Yeah. And there's just a couple of podcasters, after all, and they're just coming off.

Of, like, banger after banger between the Tate McRae, Olivia Munn, and I'm sure they're gonna have a bunch of holiday stuff.

Yeah. Tate McCray was technically holiday also. I meant to say we should go to Oliver and Kate's podcast for Halloween ideas because they have siblings on.

It's a great idea. Just go through all their.

Let them do the legwork.

I love that.

Someone remind us next year that we said that. Are you ready for our next story? Just gonna take a negative turn, if I may.

Okay, let's get negative. My favorite.

Liam Payne's friend, hotel employee and alleged drug dealer have been charged in connection to the singer's death. Liam Payne's friend, a hotel employee and an alleged drug dealer have been charged in connection to the former One Direction member's death, the National Crime and Correctional Prosecutor's Office announced in a press release on Wednesday. The friend, who was not identified but reportedly presented himself as Payne's manager, was charged with abandonment for allegedly failing to inform the late singer's family that he had suffered a drug relapse. Police reportedly tried to get in touch with Argentine businessman when paint with the Argentine businessman when Payne fell to his death on October 16th via a cell number that hotel managers had provided, but he did not pick up the phone. A lawyer from a major firm reportedly showed up later to inquire whether the friend faced any charges, which led to the businessman testifying as a witness. A judge then decided that the friend had allegedly breached his duty of care with respect to pain. He now faces a sentence of five to 15 years in prison for abandonment. Meanwhile, that's really crazy.

I didn't know that, like, you could be held responsible.

Yeah, it is really crazy. I mean, I don't know what the laws are in another country and if the same would apply here, but to me, that seems unfair.

Like, I. I tend to Agree. In this country, if you sell me drugs and I die, are you responsible?

You can go to jail. That's like what's going on with Matthew Perry now.

Right, Right, right.

Okay, so the drug dealer.

But you're going to jail, like, not for drug dealing, but for murder, manslaughter, whatever you want to call it.

I think so, yes.

That's pretty crazy. You know, I mean, like, you shouldn't be dealing drugs.

You shouldn't be dealing drugs, and you should be punished for dealing drugs. It's really. It's not a hard thing to discuss, but it's, like, kind of hard to, like, say publicly, like, you know, on a podcast, because I think, like, there would be a lot of judgment from people if. If I said what I was thinking, like.

Like, I feel like. Because I didn't know, like, if you sold someone drugs and they ended up dying from those drugs, like, you should.

Be going to jail because you are a drug dealer and that is illegal.

Right. Does that make you a murderer? I don't know. Is this, like, a bad hot take? I've never thought about.

I think a lot of people. I think there's a lot of discourse about it, but I think that, to say more than that, like, I think we just get for. So. Oh, I'm just, like, not in the mood. You know what I mean? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially because my thoughts would be, like, half baked.

You know, I'm just now discovering this, so I need to, like, sit on it before I come to, like, a full conclusion.

Yeah.

Feel free to influence me in the comments. Yeah.

What do you think?

Which way should we.

Should we be charging them with? Man's laughter?

See, I know, like, like a doctor, like Michael Jackson's doctor. Right. Like, I know that, but that's because, like, you're a doctor, not a drug dealer. So that I understand completely. But I guess I have, like, lower expectations for drug dealers. I don't know.

Yeah, but also, like, when you're a doctor, like, you are asserting your authority over someone and.

No, like, you took an oath to protect and make the best decisions on behalf of your patient.

Yeah.

And killing them with drugs is not that.

Yeah, I. I understand what you're saying, but I do. I'm.

But I think even more so this businessman manager, like, that he's.

Because he's going to jail because he didn't tell his family that the. That he relapsed.

Right. And, like, if you were to trace it back, like, could things have gone differently if he did? Yes. And does that make him responsible? I don't know.

By the way, like, the girlfriend who left a few days before, like, if she had been there, would she be charged?

Probably sounds like they, they've got some, some unique laws over there.

That's really crazy. Thank God she left.

Also, haven't heard from her a lot.

But she said, but she also said, like, leaving is my biggest regret, but now, like, knowing everybody's going down around him, she shouldn't have been there.

And also, like, really, what could she have done?

Right. But also, I'm out of my depths here.

As am I. As am I. It's hard. It's hard when something like this happens because you so desperately want to blame someone and someone to be held responsible just because it makes you feel better. But in a situation like this, it's like, okay, we can blame the hotel guy who sold him drugs, the manager who didn't tell his family that he had relapsed, but at the end of the day, like, it might have still happened. Yeah, okay. If you couldn't get drugs from this person, he would have gotten from that person. His family would have held an intervention. He would have said, go. You like, right? You never know, right? So it's hard to. To place blame, even though it feels good to do that.

Yeah, I agree. But in this situation, it actually doesn't, like, feel like justice at all. It just.

It feels like someone else feel like a stretch.

Yeah. At least for me. Are you ready for our next story?

Number four? Do you think I am?

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Because what is queen? Oh, I'm obsessed with this.

Martha Stewart said that the New York Post reporter who covered her trial was dead now, thank goodness. But turns out she's not dead. She's very much alive.

And she saw what Martha said and she's rebutting.

Yes. So in the film, Martha talked about how the New York Times New York Post columnist who covered Stewart's trial was dead now, thank goodness. Except she isn't. The journalist name is Andrea Pizer and she used her latest column for the newspaper to declare I'm alive. She started working for the New York Post in 1989 and has published at least eight other stories in 2024, she said news of my passing came as a shock, she said. Of her uncredited cameo appearance, she said, but rather feeling angry or worried that Martha has offed me or to seek an emergency order of protection. I am overwhelmingly sad in the face of Martha's bitterness.

Okay, I wasn't really interested in what.

She said, but she's alive.

But, but her being alive is definitely like an interesting anecdote in this story. I'm choosing to believe Martha's version. I love that she said, yeah, like, what's more mean than like, not only are you not dead, like, you're so relevant, I thought you were dead. Like, it's such a slay. It's. And Martha didn't. Martha didn't mean that way because they say the opposite of love is in hate. It's indifference. Like, I don't even think about you because I thought you were dead. Like it's really she. And the fact that this woman is alive is truly neither here nor there. Like, it's Martha wins. Martha stays winning.

She really does. And like now having the privilege of hindsight on this situation and knowing that, like, what Martha did was a big nothing burger and that this woman was reporting it, like, gleefully that Martha was going to jail for this. She's the villain in this story. No one is. Like, feels bad for you that, like, Martha thinks you're dead. You have to get an order of protection. Like, seriously, Shut up, loserville population you.

I couldn't agree more. Like, the way I don't care. Like, oh, you're alive. That's great. We don't care.

No, we don't care.

Give Martha back her billions, then we'll talk.

Yeah. Until, like, we have to stay consuming. Martha Stewart and Breanna chicken fries. They should have a show together that we can all just, like, donate.

Like, a live. Like a live calling call a thon where we all just call. I'd like to donate $5,000 to Martha and Brianna.

And we just leave the channel on. Like, I go out of my house, but I leave it on. So it keeps, like, streaming and getting plays and advertiser revenue to finally pay back these women. And then Rihanna can come off the air when she hits 12 million. Martha will be sat there for a few years.

Yeah, works for me.

Works for me too. Works for me, too. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am just a little random Bravo news. Little update, because Bravo was hitting pause on the Real Housewives of Dubai after two seasons.

Oh, yeah.

Bravo has put a pause on Real Houses of Dubai. The most current season starred a bunch of women, and the cast was told a couple days ago the third season of the reality series would not be happening at this time.

I'm shocked. Not that I think that it's so good that it should be on pause, but people really seem to have liked the first season. Like, I actually remember not watching and feeling like, a little FOMO because, like, all my friends were talking about it. I haven't heard much about the second season, but I think if they were to put anything on pause, I have heard the most horrible things about this season of Real Housewives of New York. Like, I end up on, like, recap podcasts. Like, seriously talking about how people want to shoot themselves when they watch it. Like, it's dreadful. And so I thought. What I thought you were about to say was that they're putting it on pause because it's been so poorly received and the ratings were, like, abysmal interesting. But I guess not.

No, I guess they'll just, you know, trudge through that. But when I hear this about Dubai, like, my mind obviously goes to, okay, well, Caroline Stanberry is available. Housewives of London is picking up Like, I do think it's time for Caroline to move back to London and join the cast there. However, I also saw Architectural Digest was at her new villa in Dubai that, like, she built an outfitted with her new husband. Like, she's very much living there. That doesn't work for me.

She's putting down Rose.

Yeah. She got a new house. Like, it's. So it's customized, like, to a tea. They're obviously very happy and very much living there, but it's time to go back to London. They need you.

Was she on Real Housewives of Dubai?

Yes. Caroline Sambury.

Okay. Yeah, I thought she was, but I forgot, like, this doesn't affect my life. And based on the fact that I didn't even hear this news, I don't think it affects a lot of other people, and that's why it's being put on pause. But it speaks again to, like, this weird jerseys on pause. New York is in the gutter, actually.

O.C.

Is having a fabulous season. I've been hearing fabulous.

Yeah, Like, John.

John and Jen, too. This new girl, the girly Jen, they're loving her. Who has, like, a drama with Shohei Otani. But New York's on pause. Jersey is, like, indefinitely. They've. They don't know if they're coming back. Beverly Hills is on its way. So it's again, this conversation, and I won't get into it, that we talk about seriously once a quarter is like, where do we go from here?

But there are places to go, because sex lives, the Mormon lives did it.

And you can, too.

And you can, too. You can find, like, relevant women, housewives, mothers who are going to flourish in the digital age, and it can all work.

So those were the fast five when it comes to Queenie and Weenie. It would actually be insulting to the intelligence of our listeners to say anything other than biggest weenie of every week for the rest of my life is Zach Bryan seriously only sending bad vibes your way. And hopefully literally everything bad happens to you. Like, I fucking hate you. And Queenie, of course. Brianna Chicken Fry handled this entire saga like a queen. So much maturity, so much honesty, so much vulnerability. And really, to see someone at 25, like, make the decisions that she has made in the last week, it is admirable. I think she's becoming a great role model for young women, honestly. And I'm sending her positive vibes and only good things her way.

Only good things. Where can we mail the check?

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