Transcript of Giggling about gorgina, gossip pits, and jury duty

What's up, gigglers?

Gary, fix your WiFi.

Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

Okay, this was Pages. What's up, my Gorgina gigglers? Yes. That was actually a thing in 2016. I called everyone Gorgina.

Gorgine. I think Courtney K started it.

And then you'd go to Starbucks and say your name is Gorgina because you wanted them to yell Gorgina.

Okay. I didn't take it that far.

Wait, what started this whole 2016? Everyone posted their 2016 photos.

Okay, some girl did a TikTok.

It's always one girl.

That said, In 2016, the Chicago Cubs won the World Series. That should have never happened. That put us on the wrong timeline. And so they're saying that if the Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl, we're going to be put back on the timeline. Why everyone's heading on the Chicago team?

Chicago is like, Why are we getting involved in this mess?

You know what? Since this is a sports podcast- Chicago catching strays. The only time that we keep up with football is when it's about to be the Super Bowl, which I have to tell the giggler. One thing that I always think about, and not just because I've made New York City my personality for the past 10 years, but Sorry. New York is carrying the country on their back. Why do they have so many sports teams? It's not just one sports team. It's like they have two in each thing.

Well, New York has three.

And then you go a little further down the map. Hey, guys, why don't you pull some weight? Anyone ever gone to a South Carolina football game? I don't fucking think so.

They're into colleges, like South Carolina, the Gamecox.

And that says a lot. And that says a lot. Okay. Yeah. Their college. That actually makes so much sense because that's where they've peaked and stuck. We're in New York. We're like, great. That was so cute in college. Here's the professional big league.

All the gigglers from South Carolina are like, I just turned this on to enjoy my week. I'm just getting flames.

Sorry, I have my glass is on today. You're just listening.

You actually are giving Like, aunt, your version of aunt who went to Harvard but then took ayahuasca, and her life took a turn for the arts.

Yes. I was like, I went to... I was pre-med. I'm a doctor, but I found this passion in pottery. And now we make insane bongs. Yeah, I have my own weed line.

You got a drug addiction, but you're pretty, so it looks fashionable.

She's like, hair and cheek, though.

No, I'm obsessed with this.

Well, last episode, you made me nervous because you were like, We should start doing our outfits. And so then this week, I was like, Oh, we're doing our outfits. And then I walked in and I go, Guess we're not doing our outfits.

I was going to say, I didn't brush my hair. For the YouTubers, I have to apologize. I didn't brush my hair.

Well, I put an outfit on actually before, and I was like, I had to iron it, but I didn't want to. And I was like, I can't wear this because the gigglers get really upset when-They'd rather you just not-not do it.

Then show up with a crinkle.

Yeah, they I don't want you to half-ass it. And I actually agree. Just do what I do.

They don't half-ass.

Either full-ass or no-ass. The thesis line of Giggly Squad is do it full-on, and if you're not, don't do it at all. And we lean with the latter.

But do you know what's sad? This is actually a curated outfit. I was going to wear a little yoga top, but then I was like, Hannah, page can't handle when your boobs are out. She gets very weird. She starts having all these saying, You should do this more. I don't like all the attention. So then I was like, I'm going to wear this New York tennis shirt and then do high socks. I want to be like, Brunette Princess Diana. If she wasn't as where you were.

You're a red hen. So true. Let's just get right into it. Let's talk about the Golden Globes. Oh.

Nikki. Incredible. Incredible. Incredible. If she was a man, people would be like...

There would be a statue somewhere.

She'd have 10 Netflix specials already. Done the deal. The deal would have been out. She would have been in the Jumanji movie already. She'd be on every AT&T commercial. Not that she's not doing well, by the way. She's doing incredible.

What is the celebrity pipeline to phone commercials?

It's always like- Once you hit AT&T, you know she's- You're like, Jason Bateman does T-Mobile.

That's so interesting. Obviously, top line is Amy Poehler, I love that she won the Golden Globe for best podcast. First year, it's the category. Started her podcast 10 months ago based on, I see so many men doing it not well. I can do it 10 times better with giving 25% of the effort. And she really did. Now look, Amy is a grown adult. She's so sweet, so nice. I don't feel like she has a vindictive bone in her body. I think she's actually said that she has a very good relationship with her ex-husband, Will or not, who they have two children with.

But there had to be a little bit, just a small ounce of Now watch me walk up on this stage and accept this award, something you've been doing for five years. Now, as Italians, we knew what was happening in the room in that moment. Beautiful. Beautiful. We're dancing in our grave. That was art.

That was pure art. One thing I do want to point out about the Golden Globes was the budget cut. What was the room? It felt like the ceiling was very low. When they did a full pan of the room, I was like, Wait, is this in a gymnasium?

It felt like a little comedy club. I do feel like every time there's an award season, it's the first time I've ever seen an award season. It's the first time I'm like, Wait, we just had an award show yesterday. Now we're doing another award show today. It makes me feel like movies are just made for this award show run.

I'm so happy you said that because I had to look up. I literally said, went to Google and I said, The difference between all the award shows, give it to me now.

No What was the difference? They're like, These people are voting, but they're just saying different academies. I think it's one guy in a booth.

The Golden Globes are voted on from... No, foreign press.

Foreign vibe.

Foreign press.

What is the foreign press?

Anyone who writes articles about the industry, about the TV shows, about the movies, about the actors, they're voting Golden Globes.

But it's not the critic's choice. That's the people. The critics are different than the press.

The critics are the people of America. The people can vote on the people's critic's choice.

You know what is annoying is that to win the Oscar- Which is the academy. Which is the academy who we apologize for. Yeah. You have to have... It's all politics.

And then the SAG Awards, which I think they renamed to the Actors Awards, they're voting on each other. I would say that the celebrities probably care. They It's possibly about the actor awards.

They want the Oscar. Also, the actor awards, they're all just voting for themselves.

They say, whoever wins the Golden Globe, that's usually who will win the Oscar.

Can I say what's pissed me off? I've been holding in. Okay.

She's finding it.

Hudson. My sweet, sweet Hudson Williams. Yeah. He's being hilarious. He's running around having fun. He's shot into Fame, which honestly is so scary. I can't even imagine. Side note, everyone was like, Why doesn't Amy Poehler have a... Why isn't she a late-night talk show host? Because podcast is where it's at, baby.

That's where it's at.

You think she wants to go into New York City every day Well, media has just changed so much in the past 10 years. She wants to have her podcast. Anyway, I digress. Hudson is having them, and everyone's like, I love how he's just so free and so whatever. It's like, because he hasn't had his first people getting mad at him. They'll let him be free for six months. They'll let him be free for a bit. Then you realize, Oh, I need to shut up.

He's coming up on a cancelation in August.

He poses for the glam bot and puts two middle fingers up, which was iconic. Put it in the loop. Kylie Jenner gets a casual photo taken sitting and puts two fingers up. The comments are like, She's trash. She's horrible. She should be burned at the stake. She's horrible. Her whole family is horrible. Her mother's horrible. Her business is horrible. And under Hudson's, everyone's just like, This is my king. Protect him at all costs.

Imagine taking the time. You see a photo of arguably one of the most famous people in the world, Kylie Jenner. You take the time to go to your keyboard and go, What trash sent? Sorry, that's so diabolical. Look, we have a pot. Look, actually, I talk shit all day long. It's like one of my favorite things to you. In the comfort of my home, you freaks. I'll text my friend. People that talk shit about people, like consecutively, you know each week, they're going to post something negative about someone. That's got to be such bad energy in your own body.

I think it's how they feel about themselves.

Yeah. Do you know how many celebrities that in my head I'm like, what trash? But I would never say it on the internet.

Oh, God. But yeah, I watched some of the aftermath of it all, and I feel like the outfits were fun. I was happy.

I feel like a lot of people looked really good. It's so funny. One of my favorite outfits was Emma Stone, and she was dressed in Louis Vuitton.

I could see you in that. I could see you in it.

I had a lot of girls. It's so funny when you post fashion because it's so split. It's such a good example of, wow, the internet's so weird because the first message is disgusting. The next one is like, That's perfect.

The best ever.

I did get so many messages- Like my lace stress. From girls being like, You would like this one.

I was like, Well, people were like, It looks like a cheese slice, but It looked cool, girl.

It was so cool. She looked stunning. I think she's so pretty. It was so funny because, oh, I don't want to make you mad or anything, but one of your friends DMed me, and we did do a little bit backing for it.

Which one?

Your friend Gabby.

My blonde friend.

Your blonde friend. So she DMed me off the Emma Stone picture, and she was like, something like, oh, I love this one. And I was like, It's so funny. So many people are getting mad at me for posting this. God forbid, I love when an upper bluff is done well and someone's on the right amount of Ozempic. Give me a break. And so she said something back. That was very funny. We just had a little bit, and I was like, So Hannah's friend is my friend, too?

It's funny because Gabby loves you, but Gabby respects our marriage. Also, it needs to be like, I don't know. You guys haven't met in person.

I know.

Which is so crazy. It gets weird. So Gabby's always this page like me. I'm like, She loves you.

It's just you never met. Anytime I scroll a clip of hers, I always hit a light because I'm like, I'm supporting my friend's friend.

It's a family tree.

That's my friend-in-law. That's my literal friend-in-law. And that's a funny thing when you meet a friend through a friend. There is that respect of, That's my friend's friend.

But also there's a certain friend where you're like, If you hadn't met her first, I would have been your friend, too, and I approve of you. But I just surround myself with hot blondes.

You're no better than a man. You're no better than a man. You know what? We give a lot of hate to men, but I'm quite misogynistic. There are so many times where I'm like, You could have put makeup on. You got to smile. Are you not having a good time?

I did get on my TikTok, someone was like, Where have all the size 8s gone? And I said, Babe, I've been here. Whatever happened to having some ovaries?

You know what I always think about? I want to say it was 2013, and it was Jessica Simpson. I think she had just had a baby a month prior, and they attacked her. You look at those pictures now and you're like, So she was a size six, you freak.

There was drama, too, about Amy Schumer when she was doing all those movies, and she was like, I'm the ugly fat girl. Everyone's like, You are beautiful blonde, size eight. Yeah. Everyone's like, Look at this fat girl who's starring.

No, it's crazy. Starring in a movie.

Thank God she's funny, because if she wasn't funny, no one would put her anywhere. It's so true. Amy had to play the like. But that is what Giggly Squad is about. I hate to say it, and I'm so biased about the gigglers, but it's just a bunch of really hot, funny women who listen to our pod. I've done the research. I've been in the bathroom. I see who comes in and says hi to me. Someone said that me in public bathrooms is Amy Poehler. Grace reposted Amy Poehler wearing the Jeremy hat. Anyway, I'll see you guys in the bathroom.

Anywho, wait, that couple I was talking about last episode that broke up because the husband cheated. They're like a TikTok couple. I wasn't fully invested in the couple when they were posting, but I knew of them on TikTok, whatever. And she would post cute funny videos of she would go to a shoe store and be like, Oh, I'm getting these new shoes. And then she would just run down the aisle and be like, Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm going to get them. Like, stupid little videos. So it comes out that her husband that she's been with since she was 14 years old, they had just done a post that they had been together now longer than they've been apart. They have two kids together. Comes out that he had cheated on her. She immediately files for divorce. She's gone. The internet's like, and women, you should take a page out of her book. That's how you do it. You absolutely leave immediately.

Stop judging how women deal with their men. But anyway, continue.

Nada, 24 hours later, the internet had completely flipped on her. Well, she's actually annoying, and her videos were never funny. Imagine being married to her and having to deal with that. She's the problem. The women were like, She makes 10 mil a year. I'm sure he was fine laughing in a couple of videos. They have completely flipped on her, and now it's like, well, he probably just got really annoyed, and that's why he cheated.

So I get it. This is our second episode getting messy, but the algorithms are controlling our lives.

It's so scary.

People aren't even, I don't think, care that much. They just want attention. So when they see someone jumping on a bandwagon, they will post this bad angry take on someone because they know it'll get views. So we're in this anger economy of whoever's calling people out gets the most views. And it's like, the next thing you know, everyone's just attacking everyone, and it's a civil war.

That's why I love Amy. Happy Friday. Happy Yeah. No, that's why I'm so happy Amy Poehler won the Golden Globe, because her hour of her podcast truly is a true escape.

Buggles, rainbows, lollypops, joy.

Let's laugh. Yes. What's next on the docket?

I have a lot. Okay, this is going to piss you off. Have you heard the Stranger Things drama? No. What is it? So I haven't watched it.

I stopped after season one, episode two. So, yeah.

I stopped after, I think, season two. But I support Millie Bobby Brown, obviously. So the last episode, everyone is like... The last couple of episodes, but for sure, the last episode, people are like, it's diabolically bad.

Like the writing- The last season.

Yeah, the writing is off. It just seems like a different show. Like, worse than Game of Thrones, they were like, Oh, we didn't like the decision. But this was like, something was wrong.

Like the dialog was like, that doesn't sound like that character. Yeah.

So they realized that the writer of the show who's been considered one of the greatest writers of all time, whatever in TV, got a divorce from his wife. Okay. During the time that it still wasn't finished being written. And people are now realizing that she was probably, and this is a legend.

He had a ghostwriter.

She was a ghost writer because I think she's a writer as well. So people are like, they're just looking at the timeline and they're like, When she left him, He wasn't done writing the show, and the show ended like shit. So what do we do with that information? So anyway- If I had a nickel, if I had a motherfucking nickel.

Yeah, keep going.

No, that's it.

That's it. Okay.

Just wanted to piss you off.

When you were talking about it, I thought you were going to say, because I then remembered, I saw something that people thought it was ChatGPT.

Which we can add that to the flame.

The only writer that I acknowledge is Shonda fucking Ryan. I'm sorry. If that many shows can come out of one human, she is my ChatGPT. I think that that... We've never talked about this. Let's get into some fintech. How do you feel about if there's AI actresses or if a show is completely written by ChatGPT? I almost borderline think it should be illegal.

Well, it's really depressing. I come from the creative background where a lot of the comics were like, Well, they'll never replace humor. They'll never replace humor. But these motherfuckers are getting smart. They're getting smarter every- Except then they're also super dumb.

There's a video clip going around that if you ask ChatGPT to spell strawberry, it spells it wrong.

Well, because it's pulling from sources from humans, and humans aren't- Smart.

Smart. It goes based off It's algorithmic. It's algorithmic, yeah. It learns you, so it knows what to say. It's very scary.

It's very manipulative. It starts to tell you what you want to hear.

Well, and that's why men are getting in relationships with them. Then that's not a myth.

I'm scared about it.

I'm scared about it.

We're scared about it. I saw I-Robot. I mean, that's all I'm going to say about that. Also, we did- And then they're going to think they're going to start making them look like Megan Fox.

Fox, get the fuck out of my home. Literally. You think I'm bringing in a Megan Fox AI bot into my home?

Also, Megan Fox better get her money for that if they're using her facial features.

They made that movie. I mean, she played it.

Sorry, I missed that one.

That's okay.

There's also the- That's okay. Wait, a giggler messaged me and just said, I don't know if this is true, but she said to me that she was getting jury duty, and you know where they ask questions?

I screenshotted it. I screenshotted it. I screenshotted it, too. And I DMed her back. I was like, I'm crying. Okay, so a giggler DMed us and goes, Hey, funny story. I got jury duty, and they ask you a series of questions, and one of the questions was, What's your favorite podcast? She said, Giggly Squad. Immediately dismissed. I'm like, You're too powerful.

Shut out Ruth Fernandez, who said it to us.

I have Do you want to know? Okay. Have you ever had jury duty?

Yeah, I got dismissed.

Have you ever had jury duty? Yeah. Okay. I've only ever had it one time. I was also dismissed, but it's not the people. It's not the government that picks. It's the- The lawyers. It's the opposite. What is that? The defendants. They are picking the jury, not the prosecutor. So I wonder- Puts on glasses, suddenly knows law and order. Well, I got out of it because I said my brother is a lawyer, and he works for the people. And so I am biased toward that. Whatever. Got me right out of there.

If you want to get out of jury duty, just say you listen to Giggly Squad.

I wonder if they know Giggly Squad is so anti-men. If the case was something with... It's obvious. It was probably a guy. They commit 100% of the crimes. And so I wonder if they were like, No, she's so a woman.

I don't know, but it just made me really proud.

I read it in my bed the other night, and I was like, Hey, that's beautiful. And also there's no better feeling than getting dismissed from jury duty.

You're like, See you later, suckers. Then everyone goes, How do I get out of it? And then you feel like you're in some like Jumanji.

I called every lawyer I freaking knew when I got jury duty. What do I do to get out?

This was my problem when I got jury duty is I had an hourly job.

Yeah.

When they were like, okay, you have to be here for two weeks for $100, I was like, I'm actually losing money. But then I feel like- They should round up all the male loneliness.

Make them the drip. Put them to work.

That's camaraderies. But then there's people with jobs who they can't just leave for two weeks.

It's also people are like, caretakers. They really can't leave. Mom's really who is watching the kids?

Every now and then there's a case that you know you're like, this is going to be good.

On that note, one time my eyelash lady had jury duty. Let me tell you, that couple of weeks of getting my eyelashes done, no teeth like I've ever heard before. And funnily enough, she was doing a juror case for a murder. Now, this is highly illegal. She's telling me and my mom all of it. My mom goes, Wait a second. I think I know that guy. My mom knew the guy randomly who was on trial for murder.

Well, Kim runs in some sketchy circles.

I'm pretty sure he murdered his wife in jail.

My mom called someone.

She's like, You're never going to get to me.

That was my introduction to jury duty. This is my thing, though. When I had jury duty, and it was literally some guy probably didn't give the book back to the library in time, I'm like, I'm not staying here for this shit. I want murder. I want cult. I want kidnapping.

My New York City one was crazy. It was like an assault on an old lady, this guy, and they lived in the same building. It was a really crazy case, and I wanted to know what ended up happening, but I was like, I got to go. But I will say when I went, when I did Jury duty, and this was probably five, six years ago. I was very unimpressed by the way the people dressed. I was like, Guys, this is the one chance we get.

We're sitting on monhogany.

I'm like, Guys, Reese Witherspoon is somewhere really disappointed in all of you.

We're on display.

No, it's like we're cosplaying.

Do it for a couple of days. Do you want to hear something so embarrassing? I'm literally going back to the time I juried you. I was 24, 25. I guess I might have had a boyfriend at the time, and I got to jury duty and realized I hadn't taken my birth control that morning. It was that time in your life where you think that even if you have protected sex, you're going to have a baby. Turns out much more complicated to get pregnant.

Turns out now. You actually need a needle. You need to inject yourself with some shit.

I realized that I'm locked in this place, and I was freaking out that I need to take my birth control. I started to potentially have a panic attack because I was like, I'm going to get pregnant Because I'm forced to be in this law building, and they're not going to let me out. I almost went to the top to be like, I have to get birth control. But then I was like, fuck it. I'll just have a teen pregnancy at 24. But I didn't get pregnant. I just wanted to tell everyone.

We're so happy. Wait, speaking of having a panic attack, I know you tried to watch Tell Me Lies, and you couldn't get through it.

Do you want to tell them why?

Why?

I watched only 10 seconds. I just didn't think he was cute.

Oh, yeah. Hannah didn't think Steven was hot enough to be- But I don't know his personality yet.

I know he's like a douche.

I told you, he gets so much hotter because- Because he lies to everyone. Yes.

See, I'm in this place where I'm like, I don't like it. You don't like the energy. But they're dating in real life. Is that what makes it even more depth or people don't care?

No, you don't really think about it when... Because when the first season came out, you didn't know they were dating in real life, I don't think.

Oh, they dated before the show.

I think they started dating.

Also, let's be honest, anyone who's dating someone on a show in the storyline, they're actually dating. They tell their partners they're not. You're fully method acting dating someone.

It is funny to watch him in interviews because he does seem so nice. He's so nice. He could not be more opposite. But in the new season, if you haven't watched it, clip through this because I'm going to do some spoilers. The first three episodes are out of the third season. In one of the episodes, Grace, she plays a character, her name's Lucy, is having a panic attack, but she doesn't know what it is. The way she acted it was so spot on. I I actually had to turn the volume down because I was like, Oh, I actually can't listen to her right now because I'm getting like... She's like, Oh, something is weird. My hands are numb. She's in my chat, and I'm like, Oh, my God. She's having a panic attack because he's ruining her life. It was such... I just think every girl has experienced that, no matter if it's in your 20s and your 30s, a moment where you're like, What's going on?

Yeah, and you're like, Where's this coming from? It's like, Oh, everything's going on in your life.

She said, Well, I did drugs two days ago. Maybe it's that. Maybe it's like coming out of my... You think of all these different things and you're just like, Hey, babe, you're ruining your life.

You're not depressed. It's the man in your phone.

This season is particularly fucked up. Steven plays a really... But you know a guy like that, which is the craziest part.

Is it Steven with a V or a PH?

Ph.

Don't like that at all.

See, I prefer PH over V.

Well, is it Stefan or Steven?

Well, I would say that's with an F.

Stefan.

Stefan. You know, male names in general are like... It's hard, I feel like. Do you get a lot of gigglers DM you about baby names?

Not one.

Really? Because I would say it once a week. I'm going, send me some other inspo. No, I'm not loving that.

Wait, you asked them to send you baby names inspo?

No, they send me a list, and they're like, of these four, what are your favorites?

Oh, for them naming their child? Yeah. Yeah, now I have a gun.

I'd say 14% of my DMs is being like, I don't love that middle name with that first.

I do get a lot of, what should I name this kid? Oh, yeah. I'm like, Oreo, obviously. Or like, Mr. Schnibble.

Something insane.

I'm like, Loafer. That's what you name it. Wait. That's adorable. Do you think of a random noun. That's what you name it. It's adorable. Yeah. #hashbrown. I actually watched a insane documentary about the Judd family. Are you familiar with the lore of the Judd family?

I'm a little bit familiar with the Judds.

So there's the mom. Yes. Stunning gorgeous. Who had a different name, but then she changed her name. What is her name? It's something gorgeous.

Winona.

No, that's the daughter.

Ashley's the other daughter.

And then we'll insert her right here.

Oh, what?

It's like Naomi. Yeah. Naomi. Okay, so we got Naomi and Winona. Yes. Okay. Naomi gets pregnant at 18, and her mother-With Winona.

Yes.

And her mother, and she's not married. Her mother locks the door. And it's basically like, you're not welcome in this house. You've had a baby out of wedlock.

So she doesn't- Because they're from Texas, right? They're from somewhere in the south.

Yeah. But she's not really into this guy who she got pregnant with, but instead she's like, okay, I guess I have to fucking marry this guy. She marries this guy, and she's not even that into him. She wants to be a movie star, but she's like, I just got pregnant at 18. This fucking sucks. Then she gets pregnant again, as you do back in the day. Then she has Ashley. Then she divorces this guy. She's like, I hate you. But they moved to LA. She meets another abusive boyfriend, gets out of it. But she realizes that Winona is amazing at singing. She's like a momager. She's like, I'm going to get this girl famous. She's our ticket out. She goes to Nashville. But Winona is opposite of her. Winona is not into the glam, into the attention. She just happens to be a freakishly good singer, and they sing together.

Which the mom was good, too. Yeah, right.

Okay. What happens is like, Winona gets no... Press or accolade? No accolade, no anything. But Naomi's knocking down doors, and she's gorgeous, and she's like, My daughter is going to be the greatest. Somehow people hear them singing together because sometimes they sing together, and they're like, We want you two together. So they become this duo because no one's ever seen a mother-daughter, and they also look the same.

Yeah, red heads.

Two red heads, and they're spectacular. Meanwhile, Ashley Judd is just left in a hotel room while this is happening, and Ashley is very depressed.

How old is Ashley? When like- 16. Okay.

She's alone in a hotel room, and the other two are trying to... But in Naomi's mind, she's like, I need to support my family. Ashley's like, I don't have a family right now.

I can't name an Ashley Judd movie, but I can picture them. There was a period of time where I feel like she was in everything. I loved her as an actress.

But you know it's funny. She couldn't sing, which I feel connected with because my mom's a great singer, and everyone's like, Why don't you sing with your mom? And I'm like, not happening. So Ashley Judd could have joined the family thing, but she can't sing. So then she's like, I'm going to be an actress. And she becomes a fucking huge Hollywood actress. Winona and the mom or They're getting huge. So as a family, they became huge. But the T is, apparently Ashley Judd said no to Harvey Weinstein, and he fucked her career.

Well, wow, that's so interesting. I was just going to say why did Ashley fall off? She was at the top of her career. Yeah, I feel like late '90s. No, probably mid all of the '90s.

It was the classic. She had a meeting with him at some office. They go, Oh, he canceled. Can you meet him at his hotel? She goes, Okay. She gets to the hotel like, What restaurant are we meeting at? They're like, Just go to his room. She goes to his room, and she ends up getting out. But the damage was done, and he obviously was like, Well, you're not cooperating. But fast forward, Naomi, the mom, starts having really bad panic attacks and depression and just like, this is dark. Okay. Sorry, guys. We started having so much fun.

This was four episodes. Hannah, wait. Actually, I've been meaning to tell you this.

Her whole life, all she wanted to do was be in the Country Music Hall of Fame, and she gets asked. Then the day before, she does it.

What year was that?

In the '90s or the early 2000s.

Naomi died in 2022. Oh, she just died. She just died, but she committed suicide.

But what happened is, and I want to speak on her as like... Oh, that's so sad. She's so fucking strong. She finds out- Winona Judd is still alive.

She's 61. Yeah.

Through therapy and stuff, she finds out that she went through really traumatic stuff when she was three years old, and she never dealt with it. In her later years, it started just coming up, and she started just having all these panic attacks of suppressed stuff.

Where the Heart is. That's the movie I couldn't think of the name of. Have you ever seen that with Natalie Portman and Ashley Judd? No. It's one of the best movies of all time.

That was such a time of movies.

Movies? Do you want to know why? Because I genuinely think there were more movies geared toward women. Everything now when you go, that's why I'm like, it's so annoying. I don't watch movies, I feel like, as much. Everything on Amazon is like, a thriller. I'm like, I don't want a thriller. I want a cute rom-com.

Well, again, rom-coms were at their height.

Yeah, they were at their peak.

They were at their peak.

But anyway, the- That's why I feel like I'm so obsessed with Kate Hudson. Because when I think Kate Hudson, I think fun and rom-com-y.

She is hilarious. People don't talk about how she's so funny.

People don't talk about how funny she is. People don't talk enough about Goldie Hawn and Curry Russell. They just don't discuss them enough.

No.

Never been married to each other. They've been together. The longest couple, literally in Hollywood history. The history of the world.

And they stay out of the limelight.

Stay out of the limelight. They live in Aspen. They live in Aspen? Yes, they're very she-cunny. They have massive big winter parties.

For faffer. But overall, just to wrap, the Judd family is a very inspirational, beautiful story of motherhood and the connection of your mother and daughters and how your mom, it's her first time living, too.

No, whenever I see that, and don't forget it, your mom's first time living, too, it makes me really sad because you think about all the times you're like, Mom, you're annoying. You know how everything is cyclical? I do feel like our generation, specifically, and not even generation, I mean, 33 to 37, I feel like us being parents is going to be very '90s. I don't care what you do. Go. I feel like that's going to be the vibe.

You have to teach your kids how to self-soothe.

Well, you see all these things where it's like, screen time, iPad, blah, blah, blah, whatever. We're going back to flip phones. Then you see all these parents being like, no, go outside and no phone and all of that stuff. I can't imagine how hard it is to be a parent of a tween right now, 13 to 60.

But no phones is It's definitely getting back. It's like how when we were growing up, TV was the evil, where now people are like, Get off your phone, watch TV. Just watch TV, stop looking at your phone all the time.

No. Kim's biggest worry were the rug rats. Oh, Angelika wasn't nice enough. Well, buckle up.

When my mom would be like, Oh, you can't watch Wishbone? I'm like, It's an educational show. She's like, You're not watching TV right now. Go outside.

Loved Wishbone.

Also, sometimes we'd only be able to watch TV on the weekends in the morning, and then we had to run around. Weekend morning, we could watch Fun Club.

I don't remember my mom ever being like, No, go play. You wanted to play.

Oh, yeah. But also I remember because my parents were strict with TV, that was what they would take away.

You live now as an adult with no TV in your bedroom.

I didn't know you were allowed to.

They must have done something, right?

I didn't know you were allowed to. But I remember I'd go on Fridays in... What was this? Like, elementary school where you'd go to rent a movie and you're like, Today we're watching. Or I'd go to my... Pick up my friend in the morning and we'd watch TV together, like Save by the Bell or like.

Wow. I was never in morning TV.

It was like you get in a little A little person. You get a little snort in the morning of something naughty. Wait, can I say a celebrity couple that isn't talked about enough? Yeah. Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kornikova. How have they been able to stay out of the press? Yeah, where are they? So when anyone says, Oh, the press just love them. Anna Kornikova, the most beautiful, most talented woman in the world, and Enrique Iglesias, the most beautiful, most talented man in the world, who's so beautifully could be a woman, they're together.

Yeah, well, I think they're married and have kids. Yeah.

Where do they live? And they just live a peaceful life. I feel like they would live in Miami.

I feel like they would live in Florida, too. Because she could play tennis all year round. Who knows? One thing I wanted to say when we were talking about country music, because this is so Giggly Squad coded. Did you know that? What's the theater we played in Nashville? Oh.

We played in- The Grand OldO'Lopry. Grand O'O'Opry.

They threw Dolly Parton a birthday party, and they said, Hey, we're going to have it here at the very prestigious-It's the most famous theater in all of Nashville. For all of country music.

She said-My show, Nashville, started at the Grand O'L Our perp.

Yeah. And it's a very big deal. Dall-e Parton goes, Amazing. Thank you for having that party. I certainly won't be there, but have the best time ever. And I just feel like that is so... If I could predict what the gigglers are going to be like when they're in their 80s, it's that. It's like, Oh, my God. Thank you so much for the recognition. I'm certainly not going to be there. Have the best time.

Wait, it's so badass that you know you don't have to be there, and people would still be excited to go to a party just with your name on it. She's like, You can celebrate me, but I'm good.

But thank you. I love that. I feel like I'm going to start doing that for my birthday. I'm just going to throw parties for my birthday and watch it on Instagram.

Well, that was my favorite dinner when I threw a dinner, and then I didn't show up because I had a scratchy throat. Everyone sent me photos, and I said, Please stop sending me photos from the event. Thank you. I know I'm getting older. Because I'm very into lamps. The algorithm knows.

Yeah, nothing like a good lamp.

They know it's like, porn, where at first you're like, This is cute, and then you're like, I need to see some crazy shit. They know not to show me normal lamps anymore. I need some chrome, fucking mid-century modern. I need some fucking weird bases. I need some abstract. I need some crazy shit.

I'm going to I'm going to be honest. I've sensed this day coming with you because you love vintage, you love thrifting, you love like, Oh, I'm going to run into this little store. But now we're getting older. You're needle-pointing, You're going to dinner at 5: 00 PM with your husband. It was a matter of time until you said, Hey, check out this end table. This will really put you in a coma.

Two years ago, I couldn't spell sconce. Now I have a pen I have a shoes board of only sconces, and I have opinions. I didn't even know what a sconce was. I didn't know what a sconce was. Do I know how to put it together? No. That was intimidating for me.

Sconces will change the whole room.

Sconces will change the room.

Don't get me started on my crown molding in my apartment because it's a true work of art.

You know what's amazing about a light? It not only brings so much value to the home and the ambiance, but it also is fully a design piece. It's two in one.

I I love the '60s era. I love '60s fashion. Anything like Palm Royale, like Kristen Wig, that show, I love that. I love mini skirts. I love boots. I love big hair like that. I love the Mad Men, the decoration. I love when a room looks '70s vibe.

I love '70s. Do you remember the rooms where they just had a gossip- Pit.

Do you know they're coming back?

Okay.

Because that's insane. They actually said, Our Generation brought back interior designers. That it had fallen off a little. It was really only for the rich at one point, and our generation has made it like, No, we really care about our homes.

But I do have to say, I think there is somewhere in the marketplace because as someone who's dabbled and looking at interior design, it's fucking expensive. Then also it's styling where it's super expensive, plus obviously you have your own taste. It's so expensive to possibly not like it. I know so many people who are adults who've had bad experiences with it. But I feel like there's an opportunity for a girl who's doing well in her 30s financially to be able to hire an interior designer that isn't for millionaires. Yeah.

Well, because it's such an art. It really is.

I just thought it's like, I would love just someone's taste because I know what I I don't know how to put it together. I'm like, Yes, that's perfect. But if someone's like, Start from scratch, I'm like, I like lamps. But once you start seeing lamps, you can't unsee it. One bad lamp can ruin a room. This is how you talk about someone's shoe. That's how I speak about lamps.

A shoe really can ruin a whole entire outfit.

You go, As we can see here.

As we've learned today.

Actually, these are my Lululemon shoes. They're so comfortable.

No, I like those sneakers.

They're very comfortable.

I was just going to say something. What were we talking about before your lamps? Before we got on that riveting conversation. This is being in your 30s with your friend. Like, oh, my God, forgot to tell you. I saw a lamp the other day.

Am I crazy for liking this lamp? Or do you like this lamp, too? Like 10 years ago, it'd be like, what is my career now? What is I did learn a new word. The Genseys are saying. Oh, God. Chopleganger. Spell it? No. Okay. Perfect. So Chopleganger is like- Chop? It's a thing- C-H-O-P? I would see H-O-P. I'd love to use this, but it's like she's chopped. I think it might mean ugly or bad.

Okay. He's chopped. They're chopped.

They're chopped. So Choppelganger basically is like a doppelganger if it's the ugly version. You'll see a guy and you're like, Oh, he's the Walmart version of Glenn Powell. Or he looks like Pedro Pascal if he was microwaved. Now you just say he's a Chappal Ganger of...

Gen She needs to hit the box. I just can't Chappal Ganger, I guess.

But you know what it is?

It's too much of a...

Because they don't come up with words for, I think, day to day. They come up with it for Instagram captions.

Like, Slay is fun on Instagram caption, but saying slay all day, slay all the time, it doesn't- If I want to take myself seriously, I can't say slay in a normal conversation of someone that's not... I have to read the room. I can't go up to my dorm man and be like, Slay. I could, but I would like to be taken seriously sometimes.

Fashion is funny, though, where they love a word that means... Do you know how everyone was saying major in 2019? They were like, That's major.

The Rachel Zoe effect had a really big impact on us. Actually, Tinks made a TikTok the other day talking about trends in general and how the 2016s and us, trends would last so much longer. She was saying how you'd wait for your favorite influencer to post, and then you would look up the bathing suit they were wearing. It was such a A different time. I feel like we need to get back to that. The trends can't change so quickly.

Where were you in 2016?

Not a good place. No. 2016, I lived here for a full year, lived in New York City for a full year. I was having the best time of my life. I was just going out. You want to know what it was at that time? Your job truly was just a job. You went Monday through Friday. Once the clock hit 6: 00 PM and you were out of there, you were fully in your personal life. Now, our jobs are so I find with our personal life that I feel like we get a snippet of being able to go out on a Saturday night once a month. But then- And you still feel like, should I be posting or people posting? All I cared about at work all week, once it hit Monday, I was like, And what am I wearing Thursday night for drinks? Let me go on Pinterest now.

That's amazing.

Somebody said that Pinterest was possibly going away. And to that, I say, A lot more murder per capita with women. I mean, I don't know. That's the only thing that comes me down.

If women don't have Pinterest.

Do you know how many times I've written up those angry text messages in my notes and said, You know what? I'm just going to go on Pinterest.

It's going to be better. 90% of serial killers are men because women can post quotes on Pinterest.

We can regulate. We can regulate our emotions. We have enough deduction and reasoning to be like, That's crazy. Let me step away.

In 2016, I was working for a T-shirt company, and there were four people working. It was a startup, and I really was like-It's when you were cold calling. This was after cold calling sales because I was like, I can't do the cold calling anymore. I want to do something creative. So I was doing marketing, I guess. But my job was basically customer service. People would be like, Where's my T-shirt? And I'd be like, Have you looked next door? And they're like, No, bitch. And I'm like, Okay, I'll send you another one. That's what I did. But I would pitch the founder who's sitting next to me, all these marketing ideas, and he basically wouldn't listen to them. And then one day I was like, I've been here for a year. Can I get a raise of some kind? And he was like, No. And then I was like, Okay, I think I'm going to quit because this isn't going anywhere. And he looks at me and he was like... Because I was under 26, and he's like, If you had threatened to make me pay health insurance, I would have given you more money. He said something so diabolical where I just felt like such a nonhuman, just such an entity.

And then I started an Instagram called Forks and Fitness because it is F and F. Where is this Instagram? I think it might still exist, but it also might have I've definitely been logged out of it, but occasionally I'll get an email, a fake company being like, Can we promote Forks and Fitness? I have 200 followers, but I was doing sports modeling. It'd be me posting me playing sports because I wanted to show that women could be strong. And then I showed smoothie recipes. And then I did motivational quotes.

No, my Sheila. No. That is so sweet.

Are you going to say sad? No, I'm going to cry. Because I wanted to show women being healthy and powerful because that's all I knew. And I was like, see, you could be strong. And I was pitching. I was like, We need more women with muscle.

We were doing mental health moments of the day.

But it was funny because that's so loss-sounding. But literally in a year, I was telling people I want to do video. I want to get into sports broadcasting. And then next, I got my job at Betches doing video.

No, 2016 was such a crazy time.

See, 2017 was when I had my relationship that gave me panic attacks. So was my last year of- Fun. Of being a baby. Freedom. And then I'm just like, A man could ruin your mental health if you picked the wrong one.

You really don't.

Where in 2016, I was like, Does anyone want to experience life with me?

And then 2018 we met, and the world's never been the same.

World's never been the same.

Wait. I meant to say this in the beginning of the pod. Classic.

Just remembered. Let's start over.

Let's start over. Let's redo it. We were talking about the Super Bowl. I'm going to be in a Super Bowl commercial, which you already know, but I want to tell the gigglers. It was so... First, when I got the call, I was like, Guys, this is insane. What is the brand? What is it for? It's for Kinder Bueno chocolate. And it's so serendipitous because when you go home to my parents house, if you're staying at our home, if you're staying in one of the guest rooms on your nightside bed table, there will always be snacks.

Yes, and I've seen it.

One There are three snacks. There's either Nutella, Little Bites or cookies. Ferrero Rocher. Ferrero Roche's or Kinder Bueno. Now, the funny part of this is my mom doesn't know that they're all owned by the same company.

Well, she has taste. She purely just has taste.

They're also an Italian company, so low-key, I think they were like, Who can we tap in America that gives us the energy we need? Anyway, I filmed a commercial for the Super Bowl. I'm so excited. I actually haven't fully seen it yet, but I think the announcement was coming out today. Did you get to act at all? In one line.

Wait, how long? Are you allowed to say any of the premise?

I don't know what I'm allowed to say yet.

I don't want to get you in trouble.

I want to say it's like a 30 seconds. I'm a very short part, but it was so fun. That's very exciting.

Who did you do it with?

That I don't think I can say.

Oh, okay. That's exciting.

Yeah. So I'll say, what? It'll be fun. That's the thing.

I can't wait to watch it. That's the thing. So everyone have a Kinder Bueno.

Have a Kinder Bueno. And I will say after I got the call and my agent was like, you're going to film this commercial. I was so excited. And then I thought, what's an event that all my ex-boyfriends will be seated for, they'll be watching? How can I harness All that energy. Oh, a Super Bowl commercial.

I do have to say, I think the next step for me and you is really infiltrating sports. It's been a sports podcast for a while. For the last couple of years. I also just want to throw something out there. I do believe I'm going to be involved with something with March Madness, which I know the men love. So let's just say people are going to be pissed.

People are going to be real, real mad. And by people, I mean the men.

I mean about six or seven men that have crossed through my path.

I have a quick list of seven men that I can't fucking wait for them to see me on that screen.

You know it's going to be an awkward conversation for someone that night.

I'd actually like to throw them all in a group chat together and say, Have at it. How have your lives all significantly gone down?

It is the classic Lady Gaga quote where it's like, wherever you go, you will see me. There have been some safe spaces for men, like the Super Bowl. But look, those spaces are weaning.

But hey, I wasn't getting the full gusto I needed the knife in. With Bravo. Yeah. I needed to really twist it this year. Last year, I was just kniving. This year, I'm really cranking it. I'm excited. Anyway, and that's where we'll end.

That was a good mental health moment. Anyone use this as motivation to piss someone off. We love you so much. Have an amazing week. Oh, also, I'm going to Idaho today. I have to leave this pod to go on my flight. Idaho. Oh, my God, I have a run. Idaho, four places in Colorado. You're going to have to go. La, LA, San Francisco, Seattle. I got to run. We're back to work. Yeah. Love you guys. Bye.