Transcript of Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

Good morning, girlies. It's The Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, It's The Toast. I sound amazing. Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Tuesday. That feels like a Friday because we have a song, and we are celebrating.

We are fucking celebrating Snitch.

Snitch. Okay, that's right. First look, very first episode with our brand new theme song, created by and for The Toaster. Congratulations to the swirly songwriter named Becca, who delivered a fabulous performance of an original song that we were honored to get into the studio to record.

Yes. We had so many wonderful submissions, and it It was really tight down to the wire at the end. But we love this song so much. It's a perfect little ditty. It gets stuck in your head. It's so pleasant to listen to, and we are so excited to have it in every episode. Now, we won't listen to it live in every episode. We'll just add it to the front. But for today, we just had to hear our Gargi Pargy voices.

And just to acknowledge all the talented songwriters, it was a really big question for many weeks. Like, Becker or Samantha, Becker or Samantha, Blonde or Brunette, Blonde or Brunette. And then shout out to the two countries three tosters who did it together in Nashville. Those were the top three. It was really hard. Ultimately, we chose Beccas because it sounds exactly like we were looking for, a little Disney channel theme song. It's so pargy, it's swirly, it's to the point, it's not too long. And we officially have our theme song. And the fact that we went on this whole social media journey is so us. We couldn't just do it the normal way.

No, but the fact that it actually worked out is not so us.

Okay, so do you have something you want to say to me? Because you were doubtful of my song, Competition. You were doubtful.

I wasn't doubtful. I supported you completely. Really.

Yeah, but you were just doubtful. What if people are introverted music producers?

I can definitely sense that people came out of their shelves and their comfort zones and participated. No, it was so much fun. It was a great idea. The end result is so wonderful. We both got in the studio. You can hear a little Jack's a little clod on the ones and two. A little harmony. It's a little harmonizing, which is what we do all the time.

We do need to figure out both internally, but I would like to hear people's thoughts because we had mentioned perhaps getting rid of Good Good Morning, Millenials, and this would be our official intro into the show. People rioted. So I think as it stands right now, unless we find a better idea, it'll be every day, the ditty, the song Good Morning, Millenials.

Yeah. Everyone's going to want you to keep Good Morning, Millenials. I have my own thoughts.

I love that they have something. We created something that they love. I'm not going to take that away from them.

I know, but I'm all about evolution. And the show has evolved. Now we have a song. We're not even together anymore. We don't talk at the same time. Why? Let's move to onto the Yeah, I know. When you're constantly innovating, you don't need to hold on to every single thing. You can say your goodbye.

Yes, I agree with you. However, certain things need to stay with us. That's tradition. That's how traditions get made.

I'm big on tradition. I'm big on history. I know. I'm just saying it will always be like, remember when we had Good Morning, Millenials? Because the thing is, the tradition is the Jackson Claude.

It's the timeless tradition of the Jackson Claude.

You're timeless to me.

You really are timeless to me.

I think Jackson Claude are timeless.

So that was fun. Seriously, that whole journey, I loved every minute of it.

In any time, in any place, I would find you, Claude.

Oh, my God. Same. Love that.

Even though we've established, growing up, we would not have been friends.

No, if we didn't have to be.

And nowadays, we talked about this as influencers, what you think of me as an influencer if I wasn't your sister and what I would think of you. And I still think, actually, we probably wouldn't think to connect. Follow each other. No, we wouldn't think like, oh, my God. The way that when I saw Shannon's page, I'm like, oh, my God, I have to meet this girl. I have to get lunch with her. I don't know if we would think that about each other because we're so different.

No, we like, 1,000 % whatnot. It's Tuesday, which really genuinely means nothing, but it means to your tosters. So the community is getting fed today. We have a ton of really good submissions that I'm excited about. I was giggling choosing them this morning. And we have a Parchee show, no?

Yeah, always a Parchee show, especially now that we have a song in our hearts and in the beginning of our show.

Good morning, girlies, who's the tell? By the way, I've been singing it just so much in my head, in my house, walking around. The fact that I haven't accidentally started humming it on the toast and spilled the beans as to who the winner was is a miracle because I've just been like, Jackson, dad, in my house.

It's your favorite show.

The facts, the things you need to Start your day off swirly, it's the toast.

And shout out to Becker for writing it in my key.

Yeah, and actually, shout out to Becker for not writing it in my key. I actually had to practice a lot. It's a little bit higher than I normally sing. Obviously, I was able to crush it in the studio. Our producer, Curtis, said he never saw anyone get in so fast. Did the whole thing in four minutes. He was impressed. I didn't even mention it, but he brought it up. He kept saying, Wow, Claudia, it's so impressive.

But he's worked with you before.

Yeah, and it wasn't even in my key. Yeah, I've worked with this producer several times.

Why was he so impressed when he knows what you're capable of.

I guess it's been a while since my last single. Should we put this on iTunes?

Or is that crazy? Because I've been playing it on my phone for my family, and it's very short. They're like, Again. It would be nice if I could airplay it to the Sonos.

Right. I'll burn you a CD.

Because when my phone locks, it stops.

Right. We're playing a voice note.

I actually would like to put on Spotify so we can listen to it on repeat in the car.

I'll have to figure out how to do that.

I think it's pretty easy. It's not. It's not easy. It's not easy?

Unless we just upload it as an episode.

Unless we just upload it as an episode.

Then it's easy. But if we have to upload it as... I could put it on my Spotify page, which has my music and my comedy albums, but that wouldn't be right. Then we'd have to make a new artist page, Jackson Claude. It would be really hard.

I think that we should because our future is in the music industry. In music. At some point, there will be like, Toast tunes, and we'll need that page anyway. So I think we might as well- That's true. Just have everything in one place.

What is our artist's What's our band name? Is it just like Claudia? The Toast.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

Not like Claudia and Jacquelyn O'Shre.

No, no, no, no. I think when you search The Toast, then the podcast would come up or our various albums.

God willing, God willing, Blya and Hara.

Multiple playlists. We can make playlists for people. That's cute. That's our favorite songs.

Your time is to me. Jackie Ho, Ho, Ho. Jacky Ho, Ho, Ho. Yeah, like songs we reference that you might not know our songs, but they are. Yeah. What can I say except Yadw And also, what's that Demi Lovato song that we're weirdly always singing? Happy for you, know that I am. Yeah, we do sing that a lot.

Stuff like that. And you can get an education.

Connection. Education Connection would obviously be on that, too.

Yeah.

The albums write themselves. Summer.

Summer. Summer. Summer.

We do reference a lot of random songs.

Should I start writing down the songs I need to be on a playlist? Yeah. Then when we sing our song, songs?

Like toasty references.

That way, when the playlist starts, it will be a breeze.

Okay. I don't know what the name of the Demi Lovato song is. Just write Happy for You. Yeah.

You're welcome. Happy for You.

Summer. Timeless to me, hairspray. Yeah, that's good. I like that.

Okay, and then I'll just keep a running list.

Yeah, sound off in the comments. What other songs do we constantly say?

Now, here's the thing. Do you think that we should put the original version of Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, which is woman.

I don't know. They stopped sponsoring the show, so I'm inclined to say no.

I know, but I still have a Thuma bed, so they're always in my house in my heart.

I sleep in it when I...

Yeah, but no, I think Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, that goes on the original album. That's different. Come again? When we make our album of Toastus.

Yes, it's its own song. It doesn't go on the playlist. I agree. Okay, just let us hear. I love this idea.

See what else comes up.

Can't wait to get our my page up and running in 6-8 months because that's when I'll remember to do it.

Feel free to write in the comments, like songs we're obviously forgetting that we sing all the time that need to be. Yeah.

Well, just also be mindful of it today.

Yeah, of course. That's why the no pants, I'm not turning the page on this.

I wouldn't dream of you turning the page.

I will never turn the page on this. Let me just title it to its playlist. In case one day I stumble on it, it's like, what the fuck?

In 50 years, when we bury it in a time capsule, we should go into your backyard and bury a time capsule. We'll put a spritz. We'll put a couple of things.

Yeah.

But you probably won't be living in your house in 50 years.

That's how long we have to wait.

For it to be impactful.

If we did it for a week- I don't know. So we're 101. I feel like it was 15 years.

Yeah, but they did it when they were really youthful. We're already grown bitches.

No, but we're still making memories. 50 years is insane.

That's funny that you think of time capsule.

Eighty.

It's funny that you think of Zoe 101 when you think of Time Capsule. I think of Crossroads with Britney Spears and Zoe Saldana.

Oh, of course, because you're always thinking of Crossroads.

I am always... That movie is... I And obviously, we watched it the same amount growing up. We happened to have had it on VCR. We used to literally play Rewind, play Rewind. It was the only movie we watched. But I don't feel like it had as big of an impact on everybody else in the family as it did me.

Yeah, no, it definitely resonated with you more than other We all loved it, but it became part of your identity.

And in terms of the sister's identity, Margot was the one who was really obsessed with Britney Spears. So you would have thought that the movie would have impacted her most of all, but no, not me. And maybe that's because I really resonated with Like the music? Brittany in that film. Yeah, and just having a song in your heart.

Yeah, and wanting to be a singer-songwriter, not knowing where to start.

And Kim Coutrelle is your mother, and she wants nothing to do with you. That's the craziest part of the movie. Yeah. And she lives in a mansion in Arizona, and she's like, Scram, Brittany. Scram. Yeah, that is crazy.

It's a good flick.

And of course, Taryn Manning.

Of course, and the third.

So we saw Donna. Yeah, I said that.

Oh, you did.

She's the obvious one. We know that's how she got her start, but not enough people know Taryn Manning.

For me, as someone who never watched Taryn Manning is the New Black, Taryn Manning is only from Crossroads.

Oh, I guess. But no, she went on to have an illustrious career. Yeah.

But that's my first touch point.

1,000 %. What else? What's going on? I'm going to see Shannon's show tonight. Oh, fun.

I'm going to see her show when she's down here, so I'm really excited. Don't spoil it.

No, I won't. But I have plans. I'm going to get to dinner, too. Okay.

Hey, look at me.

Hey, look at me.

That's really fun. I tried to watch More Love is Blind last night, and I'm in Honduras.

Oh, thank God. Emphasis on the word tried.

Tried and succeeded, but I made it to Honduras. I fast forwarded through a lot, so I missed some stuff. I just want to say you were completely right about Madison, bad egg. The fact that Ben Platt could read her.

Could see that.

The way that he broke up with her and when and why, he was 100% right. Because even when she came back into the girls' room, she was like, I'm going home. This isn't going to work for me. It's like, Girl, no, you just got dumped. Revisionist history. She's a liar. You ain't nothing but a liar. Then it seems like in the future, when they all meet up, she has purple hair.

Yeah, she has pink hair. I might have waited. Yeah, it's a crazy thing to do.

I might have waited until I have my hair purple until after I met the person. Because then, I don't know, I just feel like...

That's not who you were when you met them in the pods.

Yeah. Maybe he doesn't like purple hair, and then he won't rue the day. I mean, it's crazy. I'd want to show up and make that person rue the the day.

Maybe she thinks her best look is the pink hair.

Maybe he will ruin the day with pink hair, but now it's like, maybe he won't.

Right. It's a risk.

It is a risk. I feel like blonde hair is very common place, can't really go wrong.

I just got the worst vibes from her. I really found her to be insufferable. Before she even turned malicious, just her storytelling and her use of therapy language, I just found her to be so dreadful. But she defend me. And then she started acting weird and wrong, and I'm like, Oh, you're the worst.

No. His biggest concern about her was the fact that she said that she's an avoid in personality during confrontation. Then they had a confrontation and she shut down. After having said, I'm not like that anymore, and he literally got to see that that's exactly how she deals And she was just like, You have to trust me.

You have to trust me.

Right. But then she had her opportunity. She shut down. He was like, Oh, no, she very much avoids. Credit to Ben Platt. He really tried to change the conversation. He starts saying, What does Christmas look like in 20 years? He tried to move and she stayed there dust collecting on her ripped jeans.

On her pink hair.

Pinked up hair.

Two things I also wanted to say about Love Is Blind. I was thinking about this last night. We have seen nick and Vanessa Lachet twice, where I'm up to, episode nine. I feel like you and I went on such a diatribe about them when we watched Love Is Blind UK because the hosts were barely in it, and it was just a much more enjoyable experience. I know that there's been a lot of feedback from the Netflix audience about nick and Vanessa as hosts in general, but also the show not needing so much host content. And I want to say it's actually been really pleasurable, the little droplets we're getting of nick and Vanessa.

I just saw them as we transitioned to Honduras.

Exactly. And that was the second time, the first time since the beginning. Yeah. And then the other thing was, I don't see enough people talking about the budget for the vacation. Usually, they say these huge hotel properties. Every date is very lavish. I mean, one of their dates was walking through town. That's not a date. Oh, they love that, though. The hotel is so small. I'm surprised they're not running into each other. They usually say these enormous all-inclusive resorts where there's not another human being. It's a really small Kimpton hotel. The sheets are purple. It's just weird. Kimpton is...

Oh, yeah. The beds look like someone's apartment.

They have a lot of character. It looks like they brought their own bedding. It looks like they brought their own bedding from Target.

They have a lot of character in not the way that you want your hotel to look.

Yeah, and they look like LinkedIn.

I literally want a hotel bed. Yeah, and I wanted to look like I'm the first person to sleep in that bed.

I know that I'm not, but the sheets are crisp. This is like a duvet, purple from Target.

It looks like in someone's dorm room.

College room. Yeah, exactly.

No, I totally got the same feeling. But Kimpton is nice, right?

I think there are varying degrees of Kimtons. It's like... I don't think it's a luxury hotel. No, I don't.

Okay.

Okay, then. I'll have to ask Brian. I stayed at a Kimpton once in Washington, DC, and the floor in my entire room was wet. And that's the only time I've ever stayed at a Kimpton, and it has colored my opinion of the chain. It was a carpeted room, and the carpet was wet everywhere I walked. It was disgusting.

Yeah, she's been to DC. Hope you didn't miss that. Yeah. The Nation's Capital, she's been.

I wonder what it was. It was there for a show, I think. I think it was probably my sole, that show at the Warner Theater.

Oh, she played the Warner.

Yeah, Warner.

She played the Warner.

It was a party show at the Warner.

It always is.

I could dive in. I'm just letting you know. But I also could not.

I guess I could see where life takes us, what we can add to the playlist.

Before we do, let me just say, Jackie and I posted a new episode on our Patreon yesterday, one of our favorite series, Naggy Bitch Wife. It's just when girls write in, they're like, Please, am I being a Naggy Bitch Wife? Or am I justified in thinking my husband's insane? It usually comes down to household chores, lots of things about taking out the garbage. I was sharing a story, and Jackie, you didn't support me, and I'm so glad that I shared it because you just didn't get it. About the paper towels? About the paper towel.

Did you get a lot of outreach?

Oh my God. People were like, Ben is so crazy for that. So let me just say this on the main show because it's worth repeating. I've noticed something crazy that my husband does. I've always known he has a really bad habit of overusing paper towels. It's so wasteful. It's money down the drain.

Are they saying he's crazy for the overuse or for what comes next?

For what comes next. Okay. And one of the ways he overuses is we have a couple of dishes that we always hand wash, our knives, our pots and pans, unless there's been something really gross in there. So I wash because I don't trust Ben to get all the food off, and he dries. And when he dries a big pan, he'll take a huge stack of paper towels to dry it. It's insane. That's clearly where you use the dish rag. And then the final step in the kitchen cleaning is always wiping down the counter is a Meyer Lemon spray all over the counter. And then to wipe up the surface cleaner, he'll use the dish rag. It bothers me so much. And I was saying it to Jackie, and she was like, I don't get it. It's not that crazy.

I was like, I'm not ideal.

I got some real sense of community in the comments. People were like, No, he's so crazy for that.

That's good to find your community.

Correct.

If you want to hear what other people... And some people are dealing with some real crazy behavior.

Real crazy behavior.

So check out Maggie Bitch Wife, patrein. Com/thetoast.

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Smart Mouth and Smart turn. First story, Zoe Kravitz is breaking her silence about her split from Channing Tatum.

Oh, I didn't see this.

It just dropped. Breaking news. Because Zoe Kravitz is on the cover of L's March issue, and she was talking about her ex Channing Tatum because their movie, Blink twice, just came out. So I guess that they maybe met on the set of the movie or I don't know.

It was like a project, I think, that they just... A passion that they worked on together.

So she's talking about the passion that they worked on together and their relationship. So she was asked whether their split has affected how she feels about their movie. She said, Not at all. I love this thing that we made together, and I care for him very much. Even when you bring up how great his performance is, it warms my heart to hear that, and I'm so happy that all of it happened. I just feel so grateful that we got to go on that journey together, she says.

It's very mature.

Yeah. I feel like it's the thing where it's like, Yeah, he's amazing. I love him because he's sitting in a room crying.

Right. It's easy to be the bigger person when you're the one who clearly broke up with the other.

Yeah. I don't know what exactly happened between them, but I do feel like that's what happened, especially in the way that she's talking now. There's no animosity, nothing.

She just gives the vibe like she's in control. Yeah.

Even when they were together, it was very cool for him.

Yeah. She's always been the leader here in terms of all of it. They were hanging out with Taylor Swift because of her.

Yeah. But actually not even about Taylor Swift. Just like, he's... He's Janet made him. He's very handsome. Silly, goofy. He's corny. She's the epitome of the cool girl and just them getting together.

That's why I brought up Taylor Swift. Their coolness was her.

Yes.

They weren't getting invited to these cool places. They were also just an interesting couple people found interesting because of her. She's really a very interesting, first of all, tier of celebrity. She's like, neppo baby, but she's also really successful on her own. She comes from just a really fabulous circle of women. And he is, yes, Magic Mike.

Yeah. She also said that he has a lot to offer talent-wise, and that she's excited for people to keep witnessing that. He has so much more coming, and I think he's in a place as an actor where he's feeling really confident and people are seeing different sides of him. I do think that speaks to the other side of Magic Mike. Maybe he'll start doing indie films and be a more serious actor, which I don't want to see, but I know that that earns people's street cred in the industry.

If you've been paying attention and you've seen the movie She's the Man, you would know that Channing Tatum is probably one of the most talented actors of our time. Now, has he chosen roles after that that I would have agreed with and told him to do if I was his manager? No.

You mean Magic Mike? Having said that...

I feel like his movie career isn't what it should be. When I think of Channing Tatum, I think of international heartthrob. Everybody loves him. But what's he in?

21 Jump Street, Magic Mike, Step Up.

The 21 Jump route route was good. I liked that for him.

Yeah, more like blockbuster comedies.

Right. But those movies went out of style a little bit, like the super bad type of film. So he got in on that, and then he did... And I get why Magic Mike is attractive, right? It's huge budgets, huge studio productions. It's a way for everyone in the world to know you, and you make a ton of money.

Don't forget, he's a dancer.

Right. Step up.

He's a very good dancer, so you want to dance, too.

But when you do that, I feel like this is what we're always talking about. If you care, you have to balance both those big franchises with your indie art films to still be taken seriously as an actor.

Yeah, but Joe Manginello is in Magic Mike, right?

Yeah. I think that- But you don't take him seriously? I take him seriously as my celebrity crush.

Yeah.

But that's about it.

Well, this is sweet for them. I feel sad for Channing because this just confirms that his heart was broken.

Do you think when him and Jessie J broke up, it was him or her?

That's a tough one for me.

To talk about or to answer? To talk about.

That was true love. I know. That was true love. But Jessie J is happier than she's ever been in her life. Correct. So it actually wasn't true love. Everything happened the way that it was supposed to. Correct. But it's just hard for me to reconcile that it wasn't supposed to happen for her with Channing.

It would have been better if her happy ending with the baby and everything after all of her fertility struggles, if it would have happened with him. But it wasn't meant to be. I agree. We can't lament over that. We really can't.

No. I've been trying to move forward day by day, step at a time. Sorry to bring it up. So yeah, I feel like I'm going backwards in my journey.

But I do love that Channing Tatum is girly in the sense that he uses his dating career as a big part of his star and how he stays relevant. I feel like we're recently talking about him much, exclusively because of who he's dating, never because of his work.

Well, now he's in Blink twice.

Which, again, is really only being spoken about because they worked on it together. It was a passion project. It's a very small independent film.

Yeah. And then before that was his wife.

Jenna Dawan. Yeah. Dropped the Tatum.

And she...

Her husband. She moved on, has a baby with someone else.

But her husband was doing something.

He was starting drama, right?

I'm googling it.

Steve Cazee. He was talking shit.

Steve Z? He was talking shit about someone.

Steve Z drama. Cazee. Do you think of... Cazee. Spell it.

K-a-z-e-e. I'm just going to search Steve Cazee drama. Oh, he posted Ha Ha when Channing and Zoe broke up. Was that it?

That's too recent. The thing I'm thinking about was way later. Maybe it's on his Wikipedia. It's not. What are we thinking of?

He did post Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha when Channing and Zoe broke up. And I feel like that was it, actually.

Really? Yeah.

Which that wasn't nice. But he did work on the twilight soundtrack, so he does get a little bit of a pass.

Wow. People who worked on the twilight soundtrack are of another elk. They're the most talented people on the planet.

Exactly.

The way they seamlessly wove Christina Perry, the Civil Wars, and then also Claire DeLune in there. It's actually a piece of art.

Yeah. What did he do on it? I don't know why I always remember that about him because it's worth remembering, honestly.

He gives Matthew Koma energy.

He does give Matthew Koma energy. Do you know why? Why?

Do you get what I'm saying?

No, I agree with you. And it's like, that's not a good thing.

Because the way I see it, it's like, you have a job in music that we've never heard of you. We only know you because of your partner, Hilary Duff. But if we were to look into it like, Oh, you do have a pretty legit music career.

No. And it's like the couple of times you've come up on your own, I'm not digging it. Even Matthew Koma recently was in the news, and I thought it was so loser-y.

Okay, so he was in the news for something positive, but a lot of people didn't see what happened before that. But you and I did. We were sending this screenshot back. He was selling these T-shirts against Kanye. I guess Matthew Koma is Jewish. I didn't know that. And he was selling these T-shirts, and somebody was like, Which charity It was all for charity. And he was like, somebody comments like, Oh, which charity is this going towards? Which Jewish charity? Obviously, this is a Jewish T-shirt.

Because it said, Fuck Ye. His T-shirt said, Fuck Ye. Oh, yes. Right after the Kanye T-shirt. Kanye. Yeah.

He got involved, and he was making these T-shirts for charity. And somebody was like, Which Jewish charity are you donating these to? He's like, I had a really hard time finding a legit Jewish charity, so all of it's going to a mental health organization. What? You could have found a Jewish charity first. I could give you a in, and they're huge. The ones you've all heard of. So instead of doing five minutes of work, you give it to a mental health organization. What?

That was so crazy.

But then he ended up donating it to a Jewish charity. I forget which one.

I think it's something to do with the Holocaust. I mean, there are a million- There's a million.

When you think about Jewish charities, you could start with the Holocaust. Of course, it's like a thousand. Then he ended up choosing a charity, a Holocaust one, and the shirts went viral. And then that's where it became story. But Jackie and I saw the screenshot of his comment, responding me like, I couldn't find a good one.

No, he was also just insinuating that a lot of Jewish charities, that he might not agree with them. I just...

I want to find.

There are so It's not the obvious ones. So if those aren't the ones that come to mind, if those are ones that you wouldn't support, even Zaka, for example, you've got issues.

Okay, so I found it. Somebody was like, Oh, my God, is this for a Jewish charity? He goes, I'm Jewish. I like when people say that. Leave me alone. I'm Jewish, and I had a hard time figuring out which charities were legit or didn't have a questionable history. And I didn't want to make the wrong call, so I decided to give to a mental health organization I know firsthand is doing great work. Now, I want to say something. He doesn't even name the mental health organization, which is just shady. People are like, If you're selling something for charity, it's... I don't know if it's even the law, but it's the right thing. Let me know what charity. So he doesn't even say it, And what does that even mean? Jewish organizations that have... It literally in the comments, it sounds like it was written by an anti-Semite.

A hundred %. For me, it feels like the Jewish organizations would probably be, obviously, pro-Israel and that he's not. That's why he's murky for me.

Oh, that's funny. I didn't even think about that.

Because, of course, when you think of Jewish organizing, like Friends of the IDF, Zaka.

A lot of them do big work in Israel.

There are so many big ones. So if those to him have- Yad vashem. Questionable histories, then he's problematic. To use everyone's favorite word.

Matthew Koma. But then he ended up just getting praised because he chose a Holocaust charity. He was selling these shirts against Kanye. Which one? Okay, let me go find it. Which one? That's a good question. That's actually a very good question.

Yeah, there are a lot. Matthew. And it should go to a Holocaust foundation, especially because it's in direct response to the swastika shirt. So that feels...

Blue Card Holocaust Survivor Charity. Let me look it up. On my way.

That sounds like a description.

Thebluecardfund. Org. It looks legit. I'm here. It's crazy, though, that I've never heard of it. I know all of them. Assisting Holocaust Survivors in Need.

La Fire, Hurricane and Natural Disaster Relief. Blue Card Fund. It sounds like they do a lot of stuff. It's not the COVID-19 response.

$7 million in aid to survivors battling cancer? Are these Holocaust survivors?

Okay, so the Blue Card Fund does a lot of different things. They cover a lot of buckets. Now, did he donate- And one of them is-specifically to the Holocaust one?

He said, Blue Card Holocaust survivor charity. Yes. I'm glad we got down to the bottom of that.

The Blue Card gives direct financial assistance to Holocaust survivors who need it most. Pargy. Emergency cash, dental and medical assistance.

Pargy.

Monthly assistance.

It was just crazy to sell a shirt about anti-Semitism and then give the proceeds to mental health. That's like if I ran a charity for cancer and gave all the money to lupus. They're different causes.

Yeah, that was a weird moment. It was.

But nobody knew about it because he ended up doing the Holocaust thing, and then it was like, whew-hoo.

And that was the story. No, and everyone just wanted to feel good. Like, Fuck, yay, did my part. And no one actually- But for mental health? Did a little digging. So, yeah, he doesn't earn a gold star for me on that.

No. And Channing Tatum would never.

Channing Tatum would never.

He would literally never. That's my non-charitable king right there. Never's given a penny.

Anyways, are you ready for our next story? I tried again to not choose it, but...

Oh my God. If it's about Megan Markle, I actually I'm vetoing. Okay. Because I don't even know what you're talking about. Nothing happened yesterday.

No, nothing happened, but now she's been accused of- Actually, something did happen. What did you see?

Is this about her talent agent dropping her? I saw that.

No, because that's unclear still. Right. This is about the Pamela Anderson comparisons. Have you seen this one?

Seriously, I'm not going there. No, veto. Okay.

We'll move on to the next story.

Perchie.

Next up, Christopher Nolan's first look at The Odyssey. He is directing-Oh my God.

That sounds so boring.

I don't know. I feel like I could never get into the book. Maybe I could get into the movie.

So The Odyssey is a part of- Homer. The Iliad and the Odyssey, right?

The Iliad and the Odyssey. The Two Books. The Iliad and the Odyssey. And he is bringing The Odyssey to the big screen. Tmz has photos.

This is huge for high school students. Like, huge. If there had been a movie back in the day, I would have went on to do great things.

But it's probably going to be a very long movie. I don't even know if you would have watched it.

Right. And that's Christopher Nolan's thing. And also, I don't think at the age that I was supposed to be reading Homer, would I have ever even appreciated a Christopher Nolan film? I still find them a little chewy.

Yeah. I don't know if I've ever even watched one. Oppenheimer. I might watch just to get a grasp of the obviously.

Have you not seen Oppenheimer?

I've not seen Oppenheimer, no.

Wow. That's really crazy of you.

It is crazy, but it just came out at a time in my life where I'm not sitting down to watch three-hour long movies. I was just thinking about because I saw Moana 2 is coming to Disney Plus, and I was like, Will I ever watch it? Then I'm thinking about how I saw Moana one in theaters back in the day. How much time did I have? Then I'm going to see a kids movie. Kids movie. I must have seen all the other movies.

I saw Moana in theaters, and I actually fell asleep. It wasn't a statement on the movie. It's relaxing film. I must have been really tired. I was at one of those theaters with really big chairs.

It's relaxing. It's so jarring.

I've fallen asleep at two movies.

What's the other one?

Do you know the other one?

You were there. Lincoln. I fell asleep three separate times during Lincoln. I actually think now I might appreciate Lincoln. Yes.

But at the time, it was genuinely one of those dreadful afternoons of my life.

Yeah, I was really hungover.

I was just like, Why am I watching this movie?

Yeah. Now I would love to go to the movies and see Lincoln.

A nice piece of historical film.

Right. So these years, whatever's come out. But the good news is we keep tabs on the movie circuit, and I don't think I'd miss that much, but I did miss Oppenheimer. The Odyssey has set sail. They're filming in Morocco, if you want to go. Excuse me. Did you say Morocco? Yeah. The village of Eight Benadu in the country of Morocco. And from the looks of the set, it's going to be epic.

Now, What is the Odyssey about? Is it a fantasy? No. Is it about Greek gods?

It's not. But it is about a journey. Well, that's what Odyssey means, but it's about a man on a boat, a big boat, I think.

Okay, so Titanic.

I think it's a man who leaves home to fight a war on a big boat.

It's a fake fantasy, right? It's not something that could happen in real life.

Here's the summary. It tells the story of a Adyceus's journey home after the Trojan War. That sounds like real.

Oh, okay.

So Adyceus is the king of Ithaca. He leaves home to fight in the Trojan War. After the war, he encounters many perils and is delayed for 10 years on his journey home. While he's away- Miserable. Miserable. While he's away, his wife and son are besieged by suitors. He returns home and destroys the suitors with the help of Telamechius, who is his son.

So it It sounds like fake.

Themes include fate, the gods, free will, piety, customs.

Do we know who's been cast? Who is Odisius?

That's a great question.

That's the role of a lifetime. It is.

It's like a movie that they would have in like, entourage where It's like they're casting the Odyssey.

Yes, exactly. Like Medi-Een.

Odisius is Matt Damon.

Shannon Tatum.

Matt Damon is Odisius.

Tom- That is so interesting. Interesting.

Tom Holland is in it.

As the Son?

I would guess so. And Elliot Page.

As who?

Let me try and see. They only told me Matt Damon is Odecius.

I find that shocking. I know Matt Damon is one of the greatest actors of our time when you think about Goodwill hunting. But in recent years, he's just been known as, to me, Ben Affleck's friend and the guy from the Duncan commercials. He doesn't give serious actor anymore. Although I know he has the chops, and I know he's quite capable.

Yeah. Do you feel that? Yeah, Goodwill hunting. He'll always have that.

No, I'm saying... No, in his OG career, that got him to the place of Matt Damon. He is one of the most talented actors ever. I don't think of him like that anymore. I think of him as somebody who does commercials.

Yeah. Well, now he's getting back into the game.

With this huge role.

I don't know how you just- He was also in the Outer Space movie. Right. Okay. That was serious. He had to live on a planet and make potatoes out of his duty.

Oh, Judy potatoes, my favorite.

Yeah. Judy potatoes.

I don't remember that part of the movie, but I also didn't see it.

I think there was Judy involved in the potato making. Like fermenting? Like maybe in the fertilizer.

Yeah, the fertilizer.

Yeah, he made so many potatoes. That's interesting.

Well, Christopher Nolan is known for not giving a fuck about the actor's history, just like coming into audition. If you're good, you're good.

Yeah. So honestly, this is star-studded. The only one who has the name The name of their character is Matt Damon being Odyssias, but here's who else is in it. Tom Holland, Elliot Page, Anne Hathaway, Zendaya, Robert Patonson.

Wait, Zendaya and Tom? That's so cute. Yeah.

Charlize Theron, Lepita Nyango, and then Mia Goth.

Who's that? Interesting.

Yeah. It's going to be a big one. We'll be talking about it award season five years from now.

I think that every time Christopher Nolan farts, it's big news for the community.

But the fact that he's adapting something that we all know is very exciting.

Damn, I didn't know that.

I hope that he sticks to the text because Homer would vomit.

Christopher Nolan does seem like a purist. He's not out here. Obviously, he wants to put his own spin on things, but he respects literature, I would assume. Yeah.

Who did the Napoleon movie? Was that Christopher Nolan? No.

No. The last thing Christopher Ellen did was Oppenheimer. He does one big thing every few years.

Right. Napoleon movie was the Ridley Scott, the other one.

So similar.

So the other one.

So the other one.

Are you ready for our next story? Some crazy news. Want to get your thoughts on protocol.

Okay.

Heartbroken passengers revealed they were made to sit beside a dead body for four hours after a woman died on a flight. An Australian couple has been left heartbroken after they say they were forced to sit next to the body of another passenger who died midway through their flight. The couple was traveling on Qatar Airways from Melbourne to Venice when a woman on board collapsed and died. It was pretty heartbreaking to watch, they said. They went to try and move her. They brought this chair down and tried to wheel her up towards business class, but she was quite a large lady, and they couldn't get her through the aisle.

Let's not disgrace the dead. That's really disrespectful. That's rude. I didn't see that part of the story.

I didn't see that part. But that actually answers the question that we would have asked. Why did they move her? Why did they try and move her? So Amazing.

Well, you know what? Try harder.

Seriously. She died, and then they kept her in her chair. They put a blanket over her, and the couple had to sit next to her for four more hours.

That's fucking crazy.

That is crazy.

First of all, why didn't the plane land? I don't know. Is that not cause for an emergency landing? Somebody died on your plane?

That's a good question.

Or unless they were over the ocean and the closest airport was four hours away. Maybe they didn't land in Venice. They landed somewhere closer, but it was still four hours away. Yeah. Because Australia is famously surrounded by water.

They said that they weren't allowed to move their seats.

That's also crazy. You're telling me there was not two other seats available or one? I just feel like they also could have move the woman. Now, obviously, her being so fucking huge, according to them, is a challenge. But there are other able-bodied people on the plane. There would have been people who would have offered to help move and lay her under a sheet and give her a little bit of- But move I think that not moving her.

Also, if they're going to investigate the circumstances of her death, you don't want to tamper with... I think starting to move a dead body and getting the whole cast and crew involved is crazy, and they're better off leaving her there. If there were no other seats open on the plane, then these people would just have to deal. But they said that they could see some spare seats, and they weren't allowed to go sit there.

That's the problem, to me. That's crazy. By the way, that's really crazy. I could see an airline being like, Well, the only two seats we have are in a cabin above your class. Being like, Sorry, that'll be... It's giving the Titanic, Will the lifeboats be seated according to gender and class?

But they were about to move the dead body to business.

Right. No, there's something off about this story, extremely bizarre. Yeah. And that's me? Oh, I'm assuming. I'm flying free guitar for life.

Right. They said that they have not receive support or an offer of counseling following the flight.

Oh, okay. So they're soft. They need counseling. I mean, to be clear, actually, that was me to me. Sitting next to a dead body for four hours is fucking traumatizing. I saw a dead body at the airport once, and by saw, I mean, literally, I drove past it slowly. When I was pulling up to the curbside check-in area, he was a couple cars down from me. He obviously just was an older gentleman who passed away, and I saw them putting a sheet over him. Let me tell you, my whole day was ruined. I couldn't get over it. I was so upset by it. And that was just a fleeting moment, not a four-hour plane ride.

Yeah.

Have you ever seen the dead body?

I knew you were going to ask me that.

Aside from a funeral.

Nothing comes to mind. I don't want to think too hard.

Yeah, that time. It was L-A-X for anyone who's curious. I could pick him out of a lineup right now. I remember that face. It was so sad.

Yeah, very sad. So sad for this couple. Sad for the lady, of course. Very unfortunate. Of course. They should have let them move the seats.

Yeah. I mean, what are we talking about here? It's insane. Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Is it Fifth and final? Because we skipped?

It is Fifth and final.

I'm going to make up for it in DT. I'll pull an extra one. I actually pulled a bunch of really good ones today. Oh, We're good.

The next story is actually really cute. Rumors have been swirling for a while. We didn't even talk about this, but rumors have been swirling about Leo from Love is Blind dating Ali Shapiro, Zil Zarin's daughter.

I have seen them, and I haven't acknowledge him because I have media literacy. These two are so clearly not dating.

Okay, continue. He was just talking to Page 6, and is telling the story about how this all went down, that he said that he and Ali are not dating. But Zil Zarin had slid into his DMs after Love is Blind, in an effort to set him up with Ali.

So he said- So, Jill.

He said, I got a lot of random DMs. Jewish mothers are notorious for being straightforward and aggressive. So I was getting DMs like, My daughter would be perfect for you. Oh, my God, you seem a nice Jewish boy. But he says one note from Jill Zarin caught his attention in particular because she was verified and had a lot of followers. So he was like, who's Jill Zarin? And he saw that she was from the housewives. Her DM was like, hey, I think my daughter would be good. He said that he was confident. Jill was confident that he and Ali would click when she reached out to him. It'd been roughly a month since Ali had split with her ex-fiance. So Jill was like, we live in Miami. Leo happened to be going to Miami for our Well, he's an art dealer. Of course. Her message was actually really nice. They facilitated a meetup because Jill was like, Look, whether you date or are just friends, I think you two would really get along. He said that she was right. They immediately hit it off. He said, The first time we met was at Art Wazl.

The moment that we met, I felt like we knew each other for years. They have been hanging out a lot, completely as friends, though. Yeah, I know. What's the point? There are a million photos of them at different events together.

They've been making a ton of TikToks, like playing pickleball. My The question is, what's the point? You're two grown-ass single adults who obviously get along really well. Start fucking. Let's go.

The way he describes her, though, I do feel like a relationship could blossom from this because he said it's just a friendship, and we are really good friends. She's awesome. It's funny because we have so much in common. Reality show stuff, art stuff. She actually worked at an auction house for a long time, plus being Jewish, and both of them have experienced a parent passing away from cancer, so they have a lot in common.

Right. Well, great. What's the problem?

I think we got to let these two marinate.

I love Jil Zara. This is so something she would do, and I'm happy for her that it actually worked out.

Almost. We're halfway there.

Well, we're halfway there. But if nothing, just budding friendship.

Yeah. I wonder how Brittany feels about all this.

I know. And it's like, could there be two more different girls?

She wanted to go to Miami. Yeah. She did get to go to Miami, though.

It's actually so crazy how people on Love is Blind are temporarily so fucking famous. I was on TikTok, and I must be watching a lot of Love is Blind TikTok content, so they're serving me other stuff. And I got a video from a former castmate, and I didn't know who it was at first. He looked so familiar to me, and his name was Kyle. Do you remember him? He worked in construction.

What city was he from?

He looked... Hold on. Kyle. I don't remember what city. Love is Blind.

I feel like I don't remember this, but No, you will. Did I watch the city?

Yes. I think it was the Deep Tee season.

Chicago.

Kyle Abrams.

Oh, he got with Shane's ex.

Deep T, right?

No, that was Shane.

No. But they dated after Kyle and Deep T.

Shane's ex-girl went with Kyle for- Shane's ex-girl.

I think her name was Natalie.

No, that was his real girl. That's who he went with. But he was Shaina, something like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She went with Kyle.

So whatever. There was a TikTok of his that came up. It was actually really highly produced. It was cringe. And I'm like, Why do I know this face? And it just reminded me, there was a time where he probably couldn't even leave his house, right? He was so famous.

Maybe he could have, but yes. You know what I mean?

Literally every famous person in the world was watching Love Is Blind, and it's just such a moment in time, and how I could not place this man for 10 minutes. It was so crazy to me, how the mighty have fallen.

Yeah, that's why you got to make the most of it.

Shaina. Shaina. These two.

Zoom in on his face.

He looks like Taylor Lautner. I'm having such a hard time being a normal human being.

But I do think I know who you're talking about.

You do, this guy. Yeah. It was just very jarring for me to see.

Well, these two aren't dating yet, but I like the way he's speaking about her. I'm holding hope.

Yeah, with respect to.

I'm shipping. I'm shipping on that perp.

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For those who don't know, every Tuesday, Jackie and I do Dear Toaster, our weekly advice segment, where the girlie is right into us, either via email or our website. You can email us, deartoosters@gmail. Com, or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast. Com. Anything you're going through, we're going to try and help you out. It is anonymous, don't worry. And today I'll throw in an extra submission, since we skipped over that story, we have some time. Let me see which one was the one. I had a bunch of... There were a bunch of really good ones today. Oh, this one was crazy. Ready? And it reminded me of the one I'm waiting for update on about the girl who found the pictures. Stop, stop. This one was similar. Hey, Jackson Turdy. Crazy story. I was looking through my boyfriend's phone to find a photo he took of me to send to myself. Classic. While scrolling, I found a video- Classic. Yeah. The such an innocent journey she went on.

If that is classic.

While scrolling, I found a video that was a black screen, but the sound was us having sex. It's weird, no? Do I ask him about it? Do I delete the video? Help. Because I mean, he could so easily lie, being like, Oh, my God, we were having sex, and my phone was recording. Who knew? Oh, my God, that's so crazy. But that's weird.

It's weird, but it's not the worst case scenario, right? He's not filming.

I mean, I just feel like it's a natural next step for him if he doesn't get caught.

Maybe. So what do you do?

Well, you have to confront him. Yeah. What if he lies? Well, I need you to then channel your maternal... Not maternal, like your woman's intuition. And you You know this man, is he lying? You know when your partner is lying to you. Their voice gets up, you can't make eye contact. You need to sit him down being like, I found this video. Explain it. And he'll either say, Oh, yeah, I wanted to jerk off to it. He'll be honest, or he'll say, Oh, my God, I had no idea. And study him. Is he lying? Yeah.

And maybe he wanted to jerk off to it, and that's not so bad.

But the word that comes to mind is consent. You wanted me to make a little audio file for you? Sure. But you have to tell me.

This is boyfriend or husband?

Boyfriend. Yeah.

I don't know. You don't know this man.

Yeah.

He's giving a stranger. You have to remember, you're still strangers. Get to the bottom of it.

Now's the time. Yeah, you have to have the conversation and then really trust your instinct.

Then also, is it just the one... Go through the rest of his phone. Is it just the one video? Because that could mean an accident. Is this habitual behavior? Oh, that's true.

Go look. Just go Can we go straight to his album of videos and see if you see any other black screens.

And look through everything that you can, recently deleted.

That's a good call. Yeah. Let's establish a pattern.

Before you confront him, get all the information you possibly can. Oh, for sure. I like that. I'm going to get rid of this stranger.

You literally kick this stranger out of your bed.

There's definitely space for non-nefarious- This to be innocent, of course. Yes, 100%. However, the fact that it's a boyfriend- This is a ton of space. There's not a ton of space. Other things are so cut and dry. There's space for an error.

Yes, yes, yes.

But I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah, but there's opportunity. If he's a good guy, you know.

Yeah. Okay, this one's really crazy. I feel like ever since a couple of weeks ago, we did one about breastfeeding. Everybody started writing in their weird breastfeeding things.

They now know it's open season.

Jackson Turdy. I have a one-year-old who's still breastfeeding, and whenever my husband and I are having sex, he wants to suck on my boobs to get some milk. When he first did it a year ago, I thought he was just excited about my huge milk-filled boobs, but now he's trying to make it a regular thing. Isn't this weird? Do I say anything or just bite my tongue since I'm weaning now. Sincerely a toaster whose husband thinks she has endless milk supply.

Well, since you're weaning and you made it through, don't bring it up. Don't make a...

No, I think this was worth talking about.

No, I I feel like the time passed. It's done. What's there to talk about? And what if... I don't know. This is definitely a weird territory.

There was an episode of Working Mom. Do you remember that Show, the Canadian show? Where she was sleeping with someone, this young guy, and she was also breastfeeding. She just had a baby. And I don't know if he was into it, but there was something about it. Maybe watch that episode and see what she did.

I don't know. I would also the community, if people could weigh in here- Chime in. What to do, what to do?

Yeah.

At this point, the time might have passed for you to say something, but are you curious? I am. No, I think because you're weaning, seriously, it's over. But if people want to weigh in, I'm like, Yeah, my husband does this.

Oh, yeah. Is this universal? I don't think it is.

I don't think it's universal, but I feel like it might be more common than people would expect.

Really?

I don't know because it's like... I don't know. I mean, not for me personally, but I'm just trying to be open-minded.

She's failing. She's trying and failing. All right. My sister-in-law likes all... Sorry. My sister-in-law likes all the reels about not liking your husband's family, aka, how we're and not wanting to spend any time with them. I'm not sure she knows that I can see that she likes them.

Should I say anything? That is hysterical.

It should be personal.

When I see those reels from people who are complaining about their in-laws, I'm like, Aren't your in-laws going to see it? I never even thought about all the people liking it.

Yeah, I thought more so about the people who made the content.

I think that a lot. How are you making this? You're about to seriously ruin every relationship in your life.

You're at a place where it doesn't matter.

What?

You're obviously at a place where it doesn't matter.

Yeah, there's some people... There's this one creator I used to see all the time where it's all about in-law etiquette.

Yeah, but a lot of times, because my favorite girl Shana, she does a lot of stuff like that. A lot of her followers write in crazy stories, and she acts it out.

Yeah. Then it's also weird. I was watching a video yesterday. This is a tangent, but it was about a woman. She was trying to explain why babies need to be able to eat their food and not be fussed with and their mouth wiped and scoop it up off the sides and shove a bite in there. And And so she dressed up in a bib and sat at a kid's high chair and was eating her food and then had someone simulate the wiping of the face. And it's just like, you made a really good point. The point that she made, I actually- But she looked like clown. I appreciate it, but it's like, what are you doing sitting there in a bib?

That's really crazy.

I actually sent it to Zack because I thought the point was so good. But was there a way to make the point without you eating baby's blood and putting a bib on?

Now, I know I said I would do an extra deer toaster, but I just want to be open and honest with the community. I'm three seconds away from pooping in my pants.

Did we even do two? Oh, yeah, the in-laws. We did three. Okay.

We did three. So I'm going. You can wrap up the show. I really have to go.

Okay, wait. Love you so much. Seriously, you guys are amazing. I hope you like the song. I hope you like the show, and we'll see you again tomorrow in case you didn't like this one. There'll be a new one tomorrow. Love you. Bye.