Transcript of Pee Pee Poo Poo Behavior: Friday, September 5th, 2025

Good morning, girlies. It's The Toast.

It's Jackson Claude, and we're your hosts.

It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast. They sound amazing.

Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Friday, or as a cool kids say, Friday.

The coolest. Only the coolest people could say something like that.

And only somebody so creative, thoughtful, and original could even come up with a word like Friday.

Because it's Friday, but we're excited, so we say, yay. So we say, yay.

Yeah, exactly.

It's very complex stuff.

I know I seem joyful because that's just who I am at my core.

What's going on beneath the surface, Turtalou?

My sponsored athlete's loss last night. Not to make everything about me, but I was obviously crushed. They fought to the very end. They played amazing. This is just the beginning of an illustrious tennis career. But I'm more so sad because I was really looking forward to every night this week. I've just gotten in bed and watched their match. I've been so invested in something and then gotten everybody else excited about it. So I'm just sad that I don't have anything to watch tonight.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. The Spritz boys went further than anybody thought that they would, except for us, because we We believe in our athletes. Young talent. We believe in the power of Spritz, and we just knew that they would Excel. That's why we chose them. We saw something in them that other sponsors didn't.

Correct.

And it was a moment in time, and it was beautiful. I think there's great things on the horizon for the Spritz boys. If we don't have these moments of being knocked down and not winning, the wins are going to be so much sweeter when they come.

That was 100%. That's really beautiful. Thanks to everybody who went on the with us. Of course, thanks to Spritz boys for just playing their asses off. And we'll see you again next year. Honestly, we'll see you at Wimbledon. I think maybe Spritz needs a sponsor trip where we go to Wimbledon.

I think so. That feels right.

Or like the Australian Open. Even though Spritz is such a small company, no offense. They would have us flying Coach and staying in a hostel. I'm just based on budgets. So I think it's going to be a self-funded trip.

We'll fly ourselves. Thanks. Thanks, Spritz. I love your cake, Spritz.

So today is Friday. Oh, sorry. Friday. And even though it was a tough loss last night, I'm obviously just excited to be back on the horn with my girls. It's such an exciting morning. I guess Emily Oster heard us talking about her on The Toast yesterday, and she posted about us on her Instagram, which is just huge for any my mom's who follow her, who don't know about The Toast. They're about to find the most amazing podcast. That was just exciting to be seen by someone. But she tagged me in an Instagram story, and that means that I can ask Emily Oster anything. I'm sure she's going to block me. But I have opened DMs with Emily Foster. Have you ever... Like, many times I've actually thought to myself, I wonder what Emily Foster things, and now I don't have to wonder. So if you guys need any pressing issues to get to Emily, DM me. I can get them to Emily.

You should have a monthly segment with her. But the lines of communication have been open for a while. I was on her podcast. Do you know that? She has a podcast, and I was on it. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, and I'm sure they would love to have you on it. You'll be probably getting me asked.

We would literally talk about Ozempic the entire time.

No, and you should just ask her 20 questions.

Yeah, I should. I should. I have so many questions.

Plus, between Dr. Fox, we were invited to her book launch party. I think she's surrounded by swirleys in her midst. I know she's a busy working mother, so I don't know how much time she listens to The Toast. The people around her keep her abreast of Oscar discussions.

I know if I wanted to get to her before this, I could have. But now I seriously have open lines of communication. Yeah.

No, I think she will love to fire off some answers to you.

Okay. Yeah, that's pretty sweet. I'm older. It is pretty sweet. So that was an exciting thing. It's also Friday. It's our first Queenie and Weanie back, and I'm just so excited. For those who don't remember, every Friday, Jack and I cap off the week with my personal favorite segment. It is the best time of my week. How the DTQ feels about your tosters is how... What are we calling the Queenie and Weanie stands?

Claudia.

Fair. I absolutely love Queenie and Weanie. It is like when I get to be... I either get to gas someone up, and sometimes if I want to get someone's attention, I'll make them Queeny, and they'll be like, Oh. They'll text me. I'm like, Great. I haven't heard from you. Then if I I hate someone and I want to really clown on them, I make them Weeny. It's just a really honestly cathartic way for me to end the week, and I think people really enjoy it.

And I think it's a good way for us to look at the week at a glance, which is something that we love to do. And I feel like we can't go into it another week without looking back at the past week.

That's absolutely beautiful. It's true. It's how we, for lack of a better word, close the chapter.

In summation.

In conclusion, okay, was this a unique experience or whenever you wrote a paper in high school, every final paragraph started with In Conclusion.

Yeah, the conclusion starts with In Conclusion.

In Conclusion. I think this book sucked. That's literally all my papers.

It's a never miss. It was a waste of my time. There's a better way to say it, but the professor will understand what you're trying to do here when you start out with that.

Right. It was like, introduction, side A, side B, conclusion. It's like the classic four-paragraph essay.

Wow, that's really rudimentary.

It is. Do you remember learning the building blocks of an essay like that?

Of course. But I feel like there was always three middle power graphs.

Well, okay. Then actually at NYU, there's this introductory course that every student has to take, no matter if you're pre-med, whatever. It's called Writing the essay, and it's really small six-person classes where you learn really how to write the perfect essay. It is the most miserable experience on the planet. I haven't retained one piece of information that I learned from that class, but I did retain what I learned in high school. Introduction, argument A, argument B. Conclusion.

Maybe argument C, Claudia's argument.

If you want to get crazy, sure. But to me, it's the four paragraph building blocks that really stuck with me. It's crazy what you learned in school that actually sticks with you.

Yeah, an outline. An outline, yes. I love an outline.

You do. I feel like you're always making outlines for the redheads.

I am always making outlines for the redheads, which, by the way, redheads went up yesterday. Things we did got the episode out on time.

Things I Just Did: Seamlessly Integrate a promotional moment for the Redheads.

I really want to know what people thought about the episode in the book. If you could drop a comment on the Redheads, if you did the homework, please let me know because I'm out here standing here alone being like, I hated this book. And everyone else is like, It's so amazing. It's so beautiful. I seriously hated it. And I just know that you would hate it more than me.

So as a natural born hater, I relate entirely to the experience that you're... That's seriously my lived experience. I'm always like, Wait, what are we talking about? This is the most disgusting piece of shit I've ever seen. Everybody's like, It's amazing. That's how I felt. Spoiler alert, not spoiler alert. A trigger warning about the Barbie movie. Not that it was a piece of shit. I was just like, I'm not seeing what you guys are seeing. And that happens to me a lot. So I relate to you, and I'm sorry that you're dealing with that, but you will find somebody who hates it just as much, if not more than you. And I could tell you it's the most amazing experience.

Yeah. So just come out of the woodwork. Let me know what you think. And I don't go into reading a book wanting to dislike it. I've given you my time, my energy, my heart.

My heart, you bitch.

It took me a while into this book to be like, I really don't like this. Yeah. No, thank you.

I miss Eden Sassun.

I don't.

She was so crazy.

I'm finally all caught up on your home. I was shocked when the episodes ended, they wanted to play Real Housewives of Orange County for me.

It's still mid-season, though, so you're just going to keep up with it.

Now, I'm just like, abreast. Seville trip has ended. These women are so crazy. They literally cannot not go three minutes without fighting. But it makes for such good TV because it's constantly changing dynamics.

But it's real fighting. I find with certain franchises, when you can tell they're just trying really hard. That happens a lot in Salt Lake City, and why I stopped watching it is literally one day you're best friends with someone, and the next day, you're arch-nemesis. It doesn't make sense. It's not a human way to live.

It's like this is a group of people that would never, ever choose to be together, especially go on a trip outside of this show. The way that When they speak, it offends each other with every breath they take. They're just all so different. It's just so interesting to watch. They can't get along because they are speaking literally different languages. When Adriana called Kiki, Kiki called Adriana out for something that she literally did. And Adriana goes, Why do you have to be so ratchet? And Kiki was like, What? Why would you call me ratchet? She was so offended.

And by the way, I agree with Kiki. Kiki is not ratchet.

No. And Kiki literally just told the table what Adriana just said. That's it. Cut to the next day, Adriana is talking about the situation, and it's becoming clear that the word that she thinks that she said is wretched. But her accent is so thick that it sounds like Ratchet.

That makes a lot more sense. Yes.

Because she was shocked by everyone's reaction. She's like, It's just Ratchet. What's the big deal? That's hysterical. No, they're literally speaking different languages. It's so funny.

Well, that's Miami. It's like a real melting pot of tostadas from all different parts of the world.

It's true. Lisa's Canadian.

There is a trending sound on TikTok right now from the Real Housewives of Miami. It's Alexia. Me apologize? Ay, por favor. You're crazy. I cannot stop saying it. Ay, por favor. I really need to add that into my vernacular. Sometimes I'll throw a little Spanish in there. Pero why? And now I'm going to be like, Ay, por favor.

Okay, add it.

Yeah, I should have studied abroad in Madrid. Speaking of studying abroad, I'm still slugging through the very last episode of the summer I turned pretty. She went to Paris to study abroad, and she shows up at the school, and they're like, You literally don't go here. It is the worst show on the planet. I need all the characters. I need there to be a natural disaster where everything gets wiped out, and I don't have to see any of these people ever again.

And Shayla survives.

Oh, yeah. Sorry. The alone survivor is Shayla.

No, I think- And Steven, so they repopulate the Earth.

Also, we talk a lot about Shayla and Steven, and I don't think we really ever talk about the fact that they are dating in real life, the actors.

I think I've known that somewhere, but I just assume they've broken up. But no, they're still together. They were at US Open together, which makes it even more criminal that they kicked her off the show because there's a real love connection between Steven and the actress of Shayla.

It's Edward and Bella.

Right. And why did you take that from us? I seriously, I want answers and accountability. It made no sense. She was such a character.

Or maybe just a Shayla spinoff.

I would love that. She was fabulous. Because she's so rich. She's so fabulous.

Speaking of very wealthy Asians, I know you don't know. Do you know who Becker Bloom is? I do.

You do? Yeah, you've talked about her, and then she's not on Instagram. She doesn't come up for me, but I've seen a couple of things.

She got married over the weekend in Italy.

Okay.

Suck.

Suck. Mazel tov.

For those who don't know, she is literally real-life crazy rich Asians. She lives in San Francisco. She started sharing her life on TikTok, just her jewelry in her shoes, and she wears $250,000 necklaces to work. It's insane. It's a level of wealth we've never seen before. She got married over the weekend. Real party. It's their intimate wedding. I believe they're having a big bang That wedding, more traditionally Chinese. This was just their 60 close friends at a villa in Italy.. Yeah, it was sick. Her chairs, the chairs at her wedding, where Van Cleef. Sick. Sick.

And then where did they go? Were they rentals?

The chairs? Yeah. I don't know who sits on them next. I assume they were rentals, but I don't know when you're so rich. Maybe you just bought them.

Maybe. But then what are you going to do with that? Unless you have a big 60 person dining table in your ball room that you- I bet she does.

Okay, good. She was also sharing their house hunting journey. They live in what's the wealthiest neighborhood in San Francisco? It's Palo Alto. Like that one.

Palo Alto.

Because they're in the tech space. And she was sharing her house hunting journey. She shared some videos. She's looking at... Seriously, it's insane. It's just her and her fiance. They're looking at $50 million houses. It's the craziest thing. I highly recommend. And it's funny because the internet hates rich people. Once you become wealthy and unrelated, people start hating you. But the general consensus on Becker Bloom is she riches right, and they love her. Love, love, love. And when they say eat the rich, we're not talking about Becker Bloom. That's what TikTok says. And it's just been interesting to see how she gets away with being rich when other people, other riches, haven't been so lucky.

I believe they call that selected with outrage.

That is. Yes, yes, yes. She's safe. She's been marked safe from the ire of the internet. But I just know it's been too pargy for Becker Bloom. Something's going to happen. Everybody loves her.

Yeah.

I believe it was a great John Mulaney who once said, Likeability is a prison.

What did he say?

He said, Likeability is a prison, and I have a chin implant. That's what he said.

Do you notice Rudos here four days in a row working?

I did. I thought you were going to say, did you know it was Bruno's birthday? I didn't.

How old is Bruno? Bruno is five. We celebrated his birthday in the Hamptons. His birthday is the day after Charlie's. Got it, of course. So it was like a joint birthday. Cool. Yeah. And he's looking more handsome than ever. A couple of people have commented on his weight loss. His groom said to me, she said, Has Bruno been eating?

Oh, my God. No, you told him that he's drinking hot water with Levin because he's anorexic.

I was like, No, he's on a weight loss journey. It's a whole thing. Thank you for noticing. He's as hungry as ever. Don't Because she thought he was sick. She was like, Does he eat his food?

I'm like, he eats- Oh, he's giving terminal chic.

He eats everything.

Now, I don't want to start a fight.

Okay.

But are you going to apologize to me?

I'm not going to apologize. The initial... I know what happened with Bruno's weight. When you started sounding the alarm, he had not gained weight yet. We weighed him.

I just want to say for a year, I said, This dog is fucking huge. Every time I would come, I haven't seen him for weeks or months, I would notice more significantly than you, and you would weigh him and you would be like, No, he weighs the same. Maybe that's true, but now he's on a weight loss journey.

One time, I weighed him.

Now he's on a weight loss journey. How does that make sense?

No. One time I weighed him, he weighed the same. I didn't agree with you that he looked big. Then over the year, he was getting bigger. I literally got a gate in my house because I thought it was because he was getting the straps of kids' food on the floor. I was with you. He was on the program. Turned out someone was overfeeding him.

I'm just saying he's on a weight loss journey looking better than ever. I'd been saying he was fat, and everybody said I was being mean. Okay?

Well, the good news is that Bruno has his physique back.

And he's looking better than ever. And his fat phobic Auntie- Stunted on these toes. Stepped in. When I spent the summer with him, he was really... I could tell. He was like, Thank you.

Yeah, but the summer, again, was like... He had a big boy summer because there's a lot of people in the house. There's a lot of food to get. He was Then off the program for a little bit. But that's okay. So did I.

We all had a big boy summer.

By the way, do you find I am eating less than a quarter of the amount that I ate in the Hamptons? I'm eating nothing here.

I said to Ben yesterday, and this is why I could truly never live in a house because you eat more when you live in a house. I just know it. Like house versus apartment. With a house, like the kitchen, it's just the center of the home and everybody chills there. Living in a house this summer, I was just saying this to someone, my friend Kristin. I said, I, over the summer, was eating a box of Oreo thins, one box every two days. I kept placing an Instacart order for a new box. I haven't had an Oreo thin since I got home. I'm so skinny.

No, every time I would walk past the kitchen, it was definitely a 200-calorie intake just on Stop. Like paying the toll to get to the living room. But I actually disagree with your hypothesis because I'm in a house now and I'm not eating anything. First, it's a couple of things. When we're together and when our family's together, we're just- We're celebrating. We're eaters. Everyone wants to... We gift food. We're just... Food is our love language.

We literally got a Carvel cake to celebrate Iris and Pepe.

We would just be at a store and be like, Oh, Cojis would love this. Right.

Cinnamon bun's for all.

We think of each other. Also, the Hamptons has such amazing food that everywhere you go, it's a shame to not pick something up. It's a shame to not eat something. It's true. Especially when we're pregnant and we're eating with purpose. It's true. I'm going to nourish my baby with this cinnamon roll from Round Swamp Farm. Yes, I am.

Yeah. It was the right thing to do at the time.

There is no food in Florida. There's no food here. I literally don't eat anything. Especially because I'm too tired to really cook something like pargy. I actually just started doing a sourdough love this morning because I'm not eating. I don't eat anything since I've been home.

Ben's been on his sourdough journey since Sunday, and I have not seen a piece of bread. I know it's an art. I know it takes seven days, but let me tell you, so many dishes. There's crusty sourdough on the floor, on the wall, all over these jars, and I still I haven't even seen a piece of bread. It's insane.

Yeah, he's doing starter from scratch, so that takes five days to mature. It's just really a shame that he didn't take some of my starter that was sitting with us for two months.

It's also a shame you gave me starter two years ago, and I kept it in my fridge. Then maybe a month ago, I was like, It's time. It turned black.

Yeah, you could pour off the black. I know. But still, that's too long. But literally, all he had to do was just take some of mine from the Hamptons, the Hamptons. Yes. It would have been ready to make the next day. But this way, it's really from scratch. It's what he said. He's really proud of that. But the thing about starter, it's also about the history of the starter. My starter is a descendant of- Of ballerina farm. Right. Who's a descendant of Oregon Trail. My starter has 300 years of history.

Your starter has roots.

Yeah. You actually don't want the freshest starter. It takes a long time to mature. It gets better and better with every feed. But I don't want to tell him that because he's excited and I'm not trying to be negative.

No, and this is the start. All trees need to be planted. Ruby will be able to tell his friends, This is my dad's starter.

Yeah, that's what it looks like. I pray that Ben does this long enough for Ruby to tell his friends that's my dad's starter.

He's turning into toxic you because while he is on his sourdough journey, like I said, I've yet to see a piece of bread and I still need to eat. I bought a loaf of sourdough from the grocery store, and he was like, This crap. I'm like, Okay, well, you haven't given me an alternative? Yeah.

A girl's got to eat. Was it real sourdough? Like three ingredients?

I don't know. It was from the Fairway bakery.

I feel like, yeah. I just don't see them feeding their starter back there.

He was like, When I make sourdough, it won't have as many holes. I'm like, Meanwhile, it was a delicious loaf. I made an amazing sandwich.

It was wholly?

Yeah.

Interesting.

Speaking of wholly, I I ended up on a Florida Georgia Line fan page who is just making edits, praying for their return. And obviously, they're not making a return. But I saw somebody say something really interesting. They just got me thinking about country music at a glance. Florida Georgia Line walked so Morgan Wallen could run. And they do really have similar energies. We forget, but there was a two, three year period where Florida Georgia Line was not only making the biggest hits in country, they were crossing over every time. Meant to be, Cruise, Holy.

Yeah. I don't think it's so... It doesn't scratch the itch in my head like it does for you.

I thought it was a pretty good analogy.

I won't argue it. I'll allow it.

Oh, my God. Thank God.

I'll allow it. I don't have energy to argue it, but I don't feel the exact same way.

So just to circle back, I will not be receiving an apology? About Bruno? For being labeled like crazy fat phobic Auntie?

I never labeled you anything.

What's with the word fat phobic? Like, I'm afraid? No, I'm not afraid. Actually, I am afraid. My personal journey is like, I am afraid. I'm not afraid of fat people.

You're afraid of being fat.

I'm afraid of getting fat again. That's my own personal issues. I'm not afraid of other fat people.

That's probably only one definition of the word fat phobic. There are probably multiple. But I do think afraid of being fat.

It's different, but that's not what they mean when they say fat phobic or homophobic. I'm not afraid of being gay.

Maybe it could also mean that.

Yeah, but I don't like them adding phobic at the end when they're trying to say you hate fat and you hate gay people, right?

Okay, so this is a larger- It's a larger issue. On phobia.

Just something I've been thinking about. I don't think homophobic people are afraid of gay people. I think they hate gay people. So it should be like homo-hatred, something... I don't know. I'm just throwing it out. I think It's a flawed, like linguistic system. But what do I know? I failed linguistics in college.

Yeah. No, I understand what you're saying. I think it's a lot to take on.

But yeah. All that to say, I'm not getting an apology.

And you're not fat hatred? No.

Oh, my God. That would be a self-hating fatty. I don't hate fat people at all. I personally don't want to be fat. I would argue a lot of fat people don't want to be fat. That's why Ozempic has been such a fabulous thing. But it clashes with the body positivity movement because when you're overweight, you're You have no choice. You want to be happy, you got to be body positive. But then this thing came that was like, Oh, you actually don't have to be fat anymore. We were like, Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll take that, please. It was like, Where does body positivity go in the age of Ozempic? If I was in college, I'd be writing a paper on it.

Interesting. Would you tap Serena Williams?

Actually, yeah, she's quite relevant to the conversation now. No, but I would cite myself. I would be the subject of my own dissertation because I am like, But he was more positive than me.

I think that's a conflict of interest. I could write the paper on you.

Yeah, but I can't trust you to be completely unbiased.

Why? You're my sister. I know. I'll just be like, She was beautiful at every size.

Yeah. I need She was always so amazing. I need someone driven by data.

Emily Oster should write a study about you.

Well, I did DM her, and I wanted to ask, How do we get an actual study on Ozempic and breast milk up and running? Because do they need money? What do they need? I'll support.

You know who you need to talk to? Who does studies?

Dr. Eze. Yeah. She did a study on Ozempic, but not about maternity.

She knows how to run a study on Ozempic.

It's actually so true.

Then you could say, I volunteer as tribute for the study. You're donating your body to science.

Yeah. Jane Doe.

That's something. But by the time you get all of that done, we will be 12.

I'll be your grandmother. We will be 12.

And you will already be back on to the same thing.

Now, I might just be saying this because I'm eager to get to Queeny and Weeny, but I do feel like it's time.

Yeah. I mean, the thing is, it's actually always time. Do you know what I mean? It's beautiful. When we start When we started the show, we would literally say Good morning, millennials, and jump right into the first story.

We would be crazy if we went five minutes of just chit-chat.

It was unheard of. We didn't even know that was an option. I will credit when I think about the genesis, to a set of glance, if I might. Of course, please, at that time. I really think the move, me moving, made for so much more for us to need to catch up on.

I will say you moving, I thought was going to be the absolute end of my career. I was really thinking about going back to school and getting a graduate degree. Having said that, now in hindsight, it's funny how God works. It was the greatest thing that ever happened. It really forced us one to up our game in terms of tech. I know a lot of people were more podcast, and there's not one person on the planet that does it better than us. We have the absolute best set up. You cannot convince me otherwise. Two, we had to work harder at keeping up with one another. It forced our show to evolve. I completely agree. Thank you so much for moving.

We have really separate lives, whereas we used to, when we were in the city, do the show. Live on top of each other. Me and you go to lunch, go home. I don't know, go to the gym and watch. There wasn't that much living separately that happened. So what are we going to catch up about everything? Now, I have so much to tell my Koji.

A thousand %.

So necessity is the mother of an invention.

Slay.

All is to say, we could start the stories whenever we want because that's what we used to do.

And we're also adults who are... What is this from? We're adults with no children. We have the luxury to design our own lives. Well, we have the luxury to design our own show.

What's that from? Sex in the City?

Yeah. When Big doesn't want to live with her anymore, even though they're literally married and she is telling everyone, We have the luxury to design our own lives. It's like, Okay, just your husband hates you. It's fine.

It happens.

Listen, we've all been there.

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Our first story is some royal news, some two-pronged royal news, and not about the usual suspects.

The wig?

Well, yes, the usual suspects being Harry and Megan. This is about Kate and William. Kate and William are making news separately and together. First, Kate showed off her shocking blonde hair transformation, which usually haircuts and hairstyle changes are not news here at The Toast. But Kate Middleton, the iconic brunet, is now rocking a blonde look.

I got tagged in this a million times, people wanting my take like turdy, turdy, turdy. One thing you're not going to catch me doing is talking about the hair of a woman who just had cancer. I don't give a fuck. She's expressing herself through hair. She just had fucking cancer. Don't, literally, don't ask me for my take on this. I don't have one. Do you, boo? Do you?

Oh, for sure, do you? But she's such a steady and a constant and such a brewet.

It's so true. Stable.

You know, Queen Elizabeth never showed up with blue hair. A perm.

I could see, though, Elizabeth with blue hair.

I'm sure she was itching her whole career.

Totally. It's the one thing she couldn't do as queen.

Yeah. It's not even just about the physical transformation. It's about what it means that she's just going crazy.

I think that's what happens. I wouldn't know, but I think when you have cancer, you deal with something so serious, everything else just falls to the wayside, the rigidities of life. Even if the future queen of England. This is her, for the lack of a better word, letting her hair down and just fucking around. I feel like there might have been a time where she would have absolutely never done this. It's been experimental, especially her hair is her thing. But I think when you just go to the edge of a cliff, you have cancer, it puts everything in perspective. You're just like, Fuck it. What if I just wore a blonde wig?

Maybe she's always had the itch to go blonde, but knew that that was a bridge too far for the royal family and for her position. Now, this is a good time to try it out.

What if you just fucked around with your hair? I love it. Now, it's not platinum blonde, if you haven't seen the photo. It's like a dirty blonde. It's very light, light brow.

However, it is very surprising, considering-Yes, it's a huge shift. Monumental. We've only ever known her to be a brunette. When I saw these pictures, I was like, I thought it was AI. I thought it was AI. I was like, I ignored it the first time. I was like, What are people doing?

That is a really tough part of this job, not to make everybody feel bad for me, but I'm constantly, and I'm a very savvy internet user, I'm constantly getting hoodwinked by AI. That picture of the Pope in the Puffer jacket, I only found out two years later that that was fake. It happens to me all the time.

Yeah, but most AI, you could tell.

No, it's getting better.

The sixth finger, the three legs.

Yes. But these days it's getting a lot smarter, which I think is the dangers of AI. They're outsmarting humans.

They are.

Although I cannot stress enough, when I'm talking about the dangers I just know I'm never talking about ChatGPT. I believe it was on this year program that I signed up for the premium plan, and it is the best money. Literally, ChatGPT is raising Ruby. We're attempting to sleep/nap train Ruby right now with ChatGPT. It's the most amazing thing.

Ben's actually done something really smart, which is that he has started his Sourdo journey in partnership with ChatGPT. It's brilliant because Sourdo was so scientific that I'm actually going to ask Chat today. I'm going to give them my measurements, which is I did in the Hamptons. I'm going to say, I'm making a loaf, 330 grams water, blah, blah, blah. How long should it ferment for? I'm in South Florida. I keep my house at 69 degrees. How long should it ferment for? What should my cook time be? Because I don't think my cook time is perfect.

We used ChatGPT last night because two nights ago, Ben made me an amazing dinner, and I wanted the same thing, but in a different font. We said, I made my wife amazing chicken parmen spaghetti two nights ago. What should I make her tonight that's a similar vibe? We had something quite similar.

Are you going to tell us or you're going to get a keep?

It was like an Italian seasoned chicken cutlet. I don't know exactly what it was. I feel like some people would say it was like chicken millinees, but it wasn't.

Like chicken paillard?

No, it was somewhere between a schnitzel and a chicken millinees, like turdy's version. With sauce? No. Just like a chicken cutlet. Then we had this garlic, lemon, spaghetti. It was so good.

You love GLS.

I love... Ben makes this garlic parmesan lettuce. I'm cracking out. Certainly not. Garlic, parmesan, buttery noodle type thing. It's fucking amazing. I'll have him make a video on it.

Oh, thanks. Yeah, you're welcome. Also, Prince William did Eugene Levie's Apple TV show called The Reluctant Traveler. Really? The two of them are cracking jokes on this new show of Eugene Levie's.

Do you think that William and Kate watch Schitts Creek?

I think everyone I forget that Canada is a part of the Commonwealth, right? Yeah. I think everyone watches and loves Schitts Creek. Any TV watcher. And I think they watch TV. They're like, Hold up all day in the castle. What?

Literally, if they don't. I mean, in the crowd, they're always fucking watching TV.

Yeah. I think they would watch Schitts Creek.

I think they would, too, especially because the levies are the pride and joy of Canada. They're the most famous people in Canada besides Justin Bieber, and he doesn't live there anymore.

Yeah. So I think he's definitely a fan. I mean, we could probably watch the episode and find out these simple questions. No. If I'm somewhere where it's playing, I would watch this.

Speaking of Apple TV shows, they either came out or announced or we got the artwork. They're doing the office spinoff called The Paper. They're putting so much money behind it. It looks so bad. I just know in two years from now, it's going to be completely erased from everyone's consciousness. But in this moment, I'm seeing it. It's on every bus in the city. It's on every bus stop. It's all over the billboards and shit. I just know. I just know nobody's going to watch it. I know it's going to be terrible, and I just know we're all going to forget about it.

I'll have to see if Zack is interested in watching it. Then I should- Because he loves the office? He loves the office. But I don't really want to send him back there. I haven't seen the office on my televisions in a year.

I'm at a place now with Apple TV Plus, where when the new season of your Friends and Neighbors comes, that's when I'll be renewing my subscription. I used to watch Ted Lasso, Cancel it. Apple TV is not something I need to be subscribed to year round. It's not fiscally responsible. Netflix, Hulu, they've got a bunch of stuff, but I'm really only ever watching one show on Apple TV. So once the season's over, I got to cancel it.

They shouldn't really make it a la carte. And then you should be able to buy episodes like the iTunes store.

Like Prime.

Itunes.

No, but Prime slays. You can subscribe to Prime and watch a bunch of shit for free. Or if you're not subscribed, buy it. Sure. Or rent it even. I like options. I actually cancel my Peacock this morning since Love Island USA is. That's crazy. No longer. I don't watch a lot of Peacock.

Peacock is a good one. But I also like... You're like, if I'm not watching... And you don't mind logging in and out a million times. No, I don't. No, not only do I never want to log in again. I also like, I want to let you know that I support you. If I do ever cancel, it means something. You shouldn't.

Okay, Karen. Yeah, you're giving Karen energy.

Look into that. I'm not just like, I really don't cancel willy-nilly. So when I cancel, you're canceled.

I don't know. These subscriptions are really adding up. It used to be like three, four, five, six, seven, eight dollars. Now, the Peacock, I canceled because I didn't want to pay for commercials with Love Island. 17 dollars a month. That's crazy.

Yeah.

That's really nuts. Yeah.

And you pay for cable.

Youtube TV.

Okay. So you're saving.

Yeah. No. But then I I also just bought ESPN Plus so I could watch my devil's partners.

That you can cancel.

Note to self, cancel that.

Yeah, that's a big one.

Yeah. It was still because it's a part of a bundle. I don't need a bundle. I just need an ESPN. They make it so hard.

No, I'm sorry. No. Yeah. No. That's too much. That's a bridge too far.

Well, love to see William taking after the great Queen Elizabeth. She would every now and then dip her toe in. She was in Bond, right? She was in Paddington. Paddington. British things.

Yeah. Love that. Yeah, super cute. Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Little booze news. The Kelsey Brothers' Garage beer has scored a $200 million touch down despite an industry-wide booze slump. Garage beer, which is a light beer maker, backed by the Kelsey Bretherin, is now worth roughly $200 million following a funding round as it has skirted a broader decline in sales across the industry, according to a report. First of all, their investors- It's misleading.

It's misleading. It sounded like Their beer got bought for $200 million. No. And that's not the case.

They just raised $200 million.

So when you raise money for a brand, it's like that's the value of the brand, according to numbers. But that doesn't mean... You know what I mean? So it's misleading.

I thought when I first read it that they were- Like another 100 mil for each brother now.

Right. Because they just made 100 mil from the podcast. They're crushing it. They didn't sell their beer company for $200 million. They're investors in a beer company that is now raising money at a $200 million valuation. But that could go down, that could go up. It's not real.

Their investors in a beer company, that's not their beer company. There are other investors. So their investment is doing well is the news.

Yeah. I also don't know how this company could be doing so well because I've quite literally never heard of it unless he's drinking it. I had heard of it because he drinks it on the podcast sometimes, and I see him do little Instagram things. But other than that, I've never actually seen one out in the wild.

I have to say, I do think people are investing in them.

A thousand %. I mean, they're the cereal guys. They are so brand safe right now because they're family guys. Cereal? Yeah, they're like the new wheaties. They're the General Mills. They have a huge contract with General Mills, both of them. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's like, O-G, athletes on cereal.

I don't look at the cereal aisle.

Oh, yeah. She just has her organic Purely Elizabeth. It's true. It's true. Well, I'd like Purely Elizabeth, but I also love sugary cereal.

I would like a little Purely Yeah, that's up next. Yeah, for sure.

They have so many brand deals. When you watch a football game, Travis is on every commercial. State Farm, Subway.

Pfizer.

Yes, Mr. Pfizer.

Is he still doing Pfizer commercials? I don't think so.

No, I don't think so.

Did anybody watch the game last night?

I didn't, but I saw there was drama.

My husband went out with friends to watch, and so I put on my Cowboys Abercrombie the outfit today, having no clue if they won or lost.

I'm dying to know. I was going to say, who won? I feel like the Cowboys lost.

Yeah, the Cowboys lost. Of course, they lost.

That's just so their vibe.

Not only is that what they do, the Eagles are the best team in the league.

They lost. They only lost by four.

It's like, oh, that's pretty good. The Cowboys will have their time.

We're so back to talking about football.

Yeah. How did that last night's game come up?

Garage beer.

No, no, no. Like, one step back.

I said when you watch a commercial.

Oh, yeah. Like, last night's, the games, I wonder if the Pfizer commercials are playing again this year.

That's what I was going to say. I think they record new commercials.

Oh, exciting. For every season. A new angle of his arm.

With the bandaid.

Oh, Cacklin.

I think there are more. I can't remember, but I remember last season being stunned at how many commercials he was in for the biggest brands in the world. He's raking it in. Yeah.

I mean, he's so brand safe, so beloved. I mean, he gets all of Taylor's love, and he can go and capitalize on all of it.

She can't because- There's no brand out there that could afford her, literally.

She's not going to be Hockey Million brand deals. That's just not what an artist does. But him?

Although we all remember the Diet Coke era.

Yeah, but that's what. You can have one or two major brands, but you can't just be taking every job.

No, she was AT&T and Diet Coke for a while. I'm like, that's literally it.

Capital One Oh, yeah.

Don't forget the capital one year.

Direct TV.

That was a part of AT&T. I believe they're like...

Brethren.

Yeah.

Cute. Well, anyways, Mazels to garage beer.

Yeah.

I love your beer, Spritz.

If you're going to keep saying that, you're going to have to explain why.

I'll tell the story. When we were over the summer, Spritz turned four, which, by the way, major milestone.

Happy birthday to Spritz. Not as major as 200 million.

Not as major as 200 million. Just a small milestone that we were celebrating with a little cute video. Ben and Zack got a cake.

We made a cake.

Yes. Then Ben put his face in the cake, but it was a really big cake. There was parts of cake that weren't faced. Harry actually had gone out and helped Zack get the cake, so he was expecting a piece. Of course. So he got his piece of cake. I was just taking a video of him because he was saying, I was like, Say happy birthday, Spritz. He was like, Happy birthday, Spritz. I love your cake, Spritz.

I'm sick. I do love your cake. It was delicious. It was a Carvel.

It was not Carvel.

Oh, no. It was a sheet cake from the grocery store.

It was like cake cake.

Yeah, it was like a yellow sheet cake from King Colin. Yeah.

And he loved your cake, Spritz.

I love your cake sprints. It was so cute.

It was really cute. Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

The White Lotus Season 4 location has reportedly been revealed. Have you seen this?

France.

Bonjour, White Lotus. White Lotus has reportedly picked a setting for the upcoming fourth season of the The Anthology series. I just feel like when you say France, there are so many different ways.

Of course, this gives me no clarity. Is it Paris? South of France? French Riviera. South of France, right. I feel like South of France is a little too similar to the Megan Fahey, Italians. Italy? Yeah, because it's very similar vibes. Is it Nice? Where is it?

We know that White Lotus usually films at four seasons. There are three, four seasons in France, the well-known Grand Hotel du Cap Forat. That's south of France. That's French Ribera. Then the Mgevi in the Alps. I think Alps. Why do I feel like they told us?

Because, again, even Hotel du Cap, it's too similar.

No, but they told us something that makes me feel like it's snow.

They said they would never do cold, right?

No, I feel like they said we're doing cold. Something like that.

I think we said that.

And then the Hotel George, the fifth, located in Paris.

Right. I can't see them doing something urban, like in a city. The whole point is that it's secluded.

Yeah. Okay. I'm team Alps.

We had said that it would be great if they did a skiing one. Then I believe this location scout did an interview and said we would never do something cold.

They definitely said something about the cold.

They did. If I'm remembering correctly, it was like, no.

Should I attempt to look it up? I don't even know what keywords I would say.

Let me Chat.

Yeah.

Yes, chat. Has anyone from the White Lotus made comments about filming in cold climates?

But we need a chalet. That's what we need.

To switch it up. Jackie, we said all of this, like Aspen, even, or like something really- I can't remember if it was just us speaking. I think we said Geneva.

Geneva.

No, not Geneva. Gestad.

Gestad. Or Courcheval.

There are so many party places. Sometimes chat says that they need a minute.

Do you know what I mean? I actually had an experience with chat where they were so wrong about something.

It says it's searching for Bill Simmons podcast quotes. Yeah, I think they went on a podcast.

Okay.

At this point, chat is not saving me time. And after I gassed up chat so hard not 10 minutes ago, it's going to get me the answer. It just needs 30 seconds.

In the meantime, those are our three options. Exciting. Looking forward to casting.

I think we can rule out Paris.

I don't think we can. Really? I don't think we can. Even when they were, where were they just? Thailand. They went into town a lot.

Okay, but it was a town, like a small village.

Yeah, but it was like city. Then he went to Bangkok, remember, Walter?

It's actually really crazy. The chat doesn't have the answer for me. Oh, here. David Bernard, the executive producer, bluntly stated that viewers should not expect the show to ever be set in cold weather. He elaborated on that point, noting that Mike White hates the cold. Bernard himself said he'd be surprised if there were ever a cold weather season. A separate report reinforced that filming in a freezing temperature would be logistically difficult, adding that would be cold settings aren't realistic for the series given the production demands. Producer Bernard also doubled down, joking he'd bet $100,000 we don't end up in the cold.

I feel like that's what you say when you're going in the cold.

Thousand %. Throw off the cent. Okay.

I guess we'll wait and see.

I just want to say not to just be a niche for getting a complainer, but my coxedinia has never been worse. Okay. If you see me on YouTube just wincing, ignore me. I'm fine. Okay.

Let's do our next story, shall we?

What number is it? Four. Yeah.

Justin Bieber releases Swag 2 after 12 hours of promotion featuring Thèmes, Bacar, and Hurricane Chris, who are three of my favorite artists This was very exciting for me.

Funny. Literally funny.

Less than 24 hours after announcing the project, Justin has released Swag 2, the follow-up to his surprise album that dropped similarly with Little Warning in July. The new It has 23 songs on the record with guest appearances. The album arrived after its promised release time of Midnight, appearing first on YouTube Music before other streaming services. Justin Bieber is working.

In the words of Great Wendy Williams, Clap if you care.

Well, I don't care about his music. No shade to him. I've never been huge on his music. A believer. I wanted to ask you, how did Swag One do? I've seen that people use the sounds a little bit on- Just that one.

Honey, I get it, I get it, I get it. I like that song. The way you got me all in my head.

And then also, That's my baby, she's iconic.

I think that's the same song. Oh my God, that is not how it goes. That's my baby, she's iconic. Iphone case, lip gloss on it. How did Justin Bieber's most recent album, Swag Perform? I have to say, I've seen a lot of people talking also about... It launched strongly with 163,000 album equivalent units in the US, 200 million on demand streams. It's his biggest streaming debut to date, plus about $6,000 in pure sales. I mean, $6,000 As in pure sales. It's actually crazy that album purchase numbers are so low.

Yeah. Okay. I would say that that is good, especially because when he dropped Swag One, I was like, Is this just an album, a fart of an album where it's just like a- Right.

Pee Pee Poo Poo.

Pee Pee Poo. We need a name for that. He dropped a bunch of those albums at some point. Pee Pee Poo Poo. Pee Pee Poo Poo albums.

He had a song literally called Pee Pee Poo.

It's not real music. It's not for radio.

It's like when a crazy person just puts together some shit. It's called Pee Pee Poo Poo.

But Swagwam was not Pee Pee Poo Poo after all.

No, it wasn't. But the marketing was giving potential to be Pee Pee Poopoo.

Yeah, as was his behavior.

Correct. Well, often when you get a Pee Pee Poopoo song, there's also Pee Pee Poo Poo behavior preceding it.

Behind it, of course. You don't just launch that as a sound of mind person.

Now, I saw like, Jelena crazy as being like, It's crazy that Justin would launch an album on the day that road launches launched in Sephora. Yesterday was a huge day for Haley, and it was announced a little while ago that road was going to be in Sephora. It's very rare that Sephora doesn't carry a brand that they own part of. They own part of so many brands. They own part of Rare Beauty. They own part of Makeup by Mario. Like, literally, Unless they have a vested interest or you're Dior, it's really hard to get into Sephora. Ulta carries literally everything shit on a stick. They carry everything. It was a really big deal. It launched actually in physical stores yesterday. It was a big day for Hailey. She had launch party. Justin also announced his album, and I saw crazy Haley haters going off about it. It was the first time I was ever agreeing with them.

Oh, that's so funny. It's one of the times where I don't agree. I feel like it's great to be in Sephora, proud of Haley. I feel like Haley has a lot of big days these days. It's true. There's only so many Fridays where you can launch an album. I think when you're just having a lot of success, your success will collide sometimes, and that's a beautiful thing.

I also think that Haley doesn't give a fuck because she's a billionaire now, and not to be rude, she's not threatened. She's officially the bigger success in the relationship.

Yeah, and it's like, You want to act out? Okay.

It would be seriously like Ben doing a podcast episode on the Day of the Toast. It's like, Sure, have fun. You know what I mean? Yeah.

No, I agree. But also, you can make the argument that rising ties, Rachel's shy. It's like when people are talking about Justin's new music, that's good for Haley. That they're, I don't know, a team. Maybe they're a team.

I was thinking that, and I was thinking that would make even more sense if he did a little pop-up performance thing at her party last night, but he didn't. That would have been good synergy because it would have been huge for the album, but huge for road.

You're saying if they're a team, we need to see some teamwork?

Is that crazy of me?

No, I think that's good. I hope to see some teamwork, but I will say that this did not raise a red flag for me where other things have.

I just want to say I'm harboring a secret, a terrible secret.

What'd you do? Okay.

When we were in the Hamptons, I ran out of my road milk, glazing milk, my favorite- You stole mine? No, it's nothing to do with you. But I did steal.

From Saatchi? Okay.

No. Even worse. From Malta? From Hailey Bieber. So I ran out of my road glazing milk, my favorite product. I placed an order on roho. Com. It literally arrived in three days. And I kept checking the porch, and it wasn't I'm there. I was being a Karen, but I even have customer service. I'm like, Hi. You said it's here, but it's not. I'm really sorry. Can I get another one? I still need it. And they had amazing customer service, I have to say. They were like, Absolutely new one. I had it shipped to the city. I was going to be back in the city next week, and I didn't want to deal. Like, suburban porch. Maybe somebody stole it. I don't know.

Porch pirate. You thought you were a victim. Correct.

A couple of days later, we're leaving the Hamptons, and we're cleaning the house. It's the end of season, and I'm on the back porch cleaning, taking some trash out. And what do I see on the back porch? I see my road. There were actually a couple of packages that had accrued there all summer. That's why you got some Dreamland baby pajamas?

Yeah, I was looking for them. They kept saying they were delivered, and I was like, I'm at the front door.

Right. That's exactly what happened to my Rahode. I believe both were delivered by DHL, and the DHL man, obviously, was crazy. Who delivered us to the back porch?

I'm like, Who even goes to look for them on the back porch?

Fedex, UPS, everybody goes to the front porch. I didn't tell Road because they had already sent the replacements. I got two. It was totally innocent.

Yeah. Am I going to go to jail? I think it's fair because of all the free marketing you do for Road- It's true.

I deserve the extra toner.

You're on their PR list, so they're happy to give you free stuff. I know, but I like to support brands. The idea that you got something free from road, well, they love to give you free from road.

Yeah. I just want to say, now that they're in Sephora, I can go out and just get. Up until then, I had to order online. I'm thrilled that they're in Sephora because now I don't have to deal with back porch, front porch trauma.

I had a similar experience one time. I had a similar experience one time. But I didn't do anything wrong yet.

I'm excited.

You know I love maybe Molly Mays brand.

You're selling from a small company.

No, wait. I guess at one point, I ordered two orders in one week. One was for a brown set, and I guess I got two pairs of brown pants, also different brown pants, and I forgot about that. When I opened my package expecting my brown set, there was two pairs. They only sent you pants. There was two pairs of brown pants. I said, Excuse me. This is preposterous. I was like, I didn't get my shirt, whatever. They issued me a credit, a gift card to use to place my order right. They didn't send me anything, but they sent me the gift card for the amount that I had spent. Then the next day, my set came and I was like, Okay, I ordered all of these things. That's on me. I never used the gift card credit that they sent me. I just wasted someone's time and made them feel like they did something wrong. That's almost worse. Made them feel like they were a bad brand. Maybe I stressed out Molly that day. Imagine. Some American girl got two pants.

Now the company's bankrupt because literally shipping will bankrupt a company.

Yeah. Well, actually, I think that was before tariffs anyway. Because the last time I ordered for maybe they were holding up my DHL, they were like, You have to pay this amount. I'm like, What do you mean?

You can't just want to say- Fleece me. I love road, but DHL... I'm sorry. If it's not FedEx or UPS, Scram. If a DHL van, if I lived in a house and I saw the DHL van pull up, I'd be like, Oh, my God, they're coming for me. Dhl is so crazy.

For me, I will go to EHL for maybe and for far fetch.

No, I don't fuck with DHL at all.

I understand. And their way bills.

All that to say, I'm really sorry, Haley. I'll Venmo you. It's like $34.

I'm sorry, Molly, if I made you feel like your business wasn't up to snuff. You guys did exactly what I asked you to do, and I never used the credit.

I feel better.

I feel worse.

When I saw the road milk on the back porch, I was like, Fuck.

I feel like that happens all the time, especially. On the other side of it, we get so much merch stuff. Do you remember? Where was this story? I forgot where someone posted it, that they ordered a sweatshirt. It never came. They banged down our door. I think they sent them a replacement because it never came. Then a few months later, she saw her neighbor wearing the sweatshirt. It was NFL Chilly season.

This girl made a TikTok. She was like, I bought the NFL Chilly season merch from Toast, and it never arrived. I asked customer service, and they gave me my money back. No, we didn't have any more. She just got her money back.

It was a limited drop. Also, the neighbor couldn't have bought it.

She was like, I was so upset. Then a few months later, I see my neighbor walking her dog wearing NFL Chilly season. It obviously just got shipped to her.

Right. And on our end, we're like, Sweatshirts aren't making it to their destination.

So funny. Listen, being business owners, this is what we were saying yesterday, being in the apparel industry, it's tough.

Yeah. And it's very full circle. It happens on both sides. We understand. It does.

Big and small.

Our fifth and final story, are you ready for it?

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It really does. Our fifth and final story. Real House as a New Jersey has started test filming without Theresa Giudice, is a report. What? Yeah. There are potential new cast members who filmed last week with Margaret Joseph, Dolores Catania, and Melissa Gorgia in mid-august. They want to see how the new girls work on camera with some veteran cast members from the show. The insider added that while Teresa wasn't involved in the test shoot, she, along with friends Jackie Goldschneider and Jenn Fessler, are still in consideration to be part of the new season. I think that whatever they're filming right now isn't even going to be a part of what we see next. They really want to see what dynamic is going to be. Is it going to be the Rationals and the New Girls, or the crazy- Or the O.

G. Theresa.

The Crazies and the New Girls.

The thing that Theresa doesn't have going for her is her allies. Jackie Goldschneider is not integral to the show, unfortunately. I happen to love Jen Fessler, but if it's Teresa, Jen, and Jackie, versus Margaret, Melissa, and Dolores, those are three heavy hitters versus Theresa, and two interchangeables. So that doesn't really help Teresa's case, but Teresa's Teresa.

Yeah, I really don't. I will be shocked if they go forward without her.

I would be shocked, too.

But the show does need some shaking up, apparently, even though I feel like enough time has passed.

No, I don't think that it needs shaking up. I think that they will not film.

Right. Therefore, it needs shaking up.

Right. And who are these new ladies? Do we know anything about them? No. The thing is, I feel like Jersey does a good job of hiring newbies. I think a lot of franchises hire new people, and they have a lot of one-season wonders who come and go, and then eventually, they find good people. Everyone in Jersey is fucking crazy. I think it's just ripe with people who would perform well. I can't remember the last time they had just someone come on for one season.

Well, the twins, your favorite.

That was literally 15 years ago.

Rachel Fuda was a great addition. Danielle.

People in Jersey just have a lot of personality, I think. I'm not really concerned about them finding new people, but I think their concern is how How do we move forward with the people that we currently have?

And blending new people and veterans. They have to have- And some veterans refuse to blend, Theresa.

Right.

Some veterans refuse to blend.

She just became friends with Jackie Goldschneider, who was a veteran six years ago. We were in the Pink Studio.

Yeah.

She doesn't play well with others. The other girls, Margaret and Melissa do, and I think that's to their benefit.

Yeah, they love the new girls, especially if you bring on someone who they know, which is how they should do it.

They became really good friends with Jackie Goldschneider. Not so much anymore since she- Rachel Fuda. Yeah, that was the craziest flip in housewives history, Jackie Goldschneider becoming friends with Theresa. Remember the Jackie Goldschneider, Theresa, Gia Giudice doing Coke thing?

Yes.

That was the crazy... That was such a crazy time in Housewives history. I think Jersey... I don't think Jersey's at a place where they need to pause as seriously as they are. I think some other franchises are obviously there. I don't think Jersey I'm a big... But I'm also just a big Jersey fan.

Well, the pause has been long at this point. So now they're getting back to work. It'll probably be a while before we get anything on our televisions, but they are taking on the task. I think it's good that they saw that Roni reboot did not work because we don't need a reboot.

No, we don't. But I saw that Dolores or somebody, they held that annual softball game, but I don't think it was filmed. They just did the charity softball game. That is my favorite episode of Jersey Housewives. It is the funniest. They should have recorded a special. It is the funniest. Agreed. It is hysterical. The fact that we're not getting it, that makes me sad. A lot of the girls still participated, and it was all good for charity, but we didn't see it.

That's a bummer.

Because it became one of my favorite installations, and that's why Dolores, she earned her spot.

Now this delay is affecting our lives.

Yeah.

The quality of our lives.

And speaking of the days of our lives, it's time for Queeny and Weanie, which is our final segment of the Week, Queenie of the Week and Weanie of the Week. Jackie and I like to give out two awards at the end of the week, just so we can take a look back at a glance, what went down this week, and deliver two awards, Queeny of the Week and Weeny of the Week. They're pretty self-explanatory. If you act like a queen of this week, you might be eligible for queenie of the Week. And if you acted like a major weanie this week, you might be eligible for weanie of the Week. Again, it's not that serious. It's seven-day title. One day you could be queenie, one day, you could be weanie. If you're a criminal, you're not going to be weanie. You're obviously just going to be in jail with a weanie in your mouth.

Let's start with queenie. As we always do, we start with the positive. My queenies is a group of people. It might be obvious, but it's just what I'm feeling in this first week back. Is the toaster community, including you and I. Of course, we're the queenies for doing the toast. But the whole community, we made it. We made it to this week. Everyone was- Supporting women in motherhood. Has been so supportive. I'm sure for some people, it's hard to not have this part of their routine and everyone giving us the space that we needed, and we made it back. For that, we are all queenies.

I love that. That's very teacher of you, but I respect it.

It's just like when I think of the week at a glance, it's the week of the tosters. We did I agree.

Mine is similar. It's the Spritz Boys.

Oh, that's beautiful.

These two college athletes, who I literally made my entire personality this week, brought me so much joy. I was on the edge of my seat watching them. I'm looking forward to seeing what they do in their illustrious careers. They were very queeny-like this week. So the Spritz Boys are my queenies.

I love that. My weanies, and the thing is, weenie is not a harsh enough term here, but I- By the way, I feel like we have the same weenie. I need to bring up this situation that has made me see- The nurses? The nurses made me see red this week. That's so crazy. I was almost going to make it a story, but then other stuff came up. But then when I realized it was Queenie and Weanie, I'm like, This is the perfect time to discuss what I saw this week. That has just made me so irate.

This TikTok went viral of a bunch of nurses making content in their practice. It's an OB/GYN practice.

It went viral. It's the Sansum Clinic in Santa Barbara, I believe it's in urgent care.

They went viral for all the wrong reasons.

Yeah. They made a video, and how many nurses do I see? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. There are three men, three women.

I just want to say the men are even more egregious for participating in this. Women should know better, but men, get out of here.

They made a video saying, Are patients allowed to leave you guys gifts? That's what was captioned on the video. Like a question that they get asked. Then they each started posing with the sheets. When you let go to the doctor and you lay on the table, they put a fresh sheet down for hygiene. It's like plastic. Then the part where you would sit, where it gets wet. They were posing with-Wet spots. Wet spots that women had left from their examinations.

Pap smear.

Yeah. So of course- So it's like, Yeah, we get left gifts, like your liquids.

That was the joke?

So unfunny, so unethical.

Just So egregious.

As if it's not embarrassing enough to have to go to the OB/GYN.

I think a lot of women actually don't go because it's so awkward and invasive. You just expect... I'm sorry. There's just no excuse for not having the highest level of maturity, of discretion, of competence. Anything less than that is unacceptable. And this, publicly making jokes, I wish- They're smiling next to the stains or sticking their tongue out, just being So fucking nasty. Men participating?

And I just want to say, they act like they're not shoving a glob of fucking jelly up your vagina in the examination. It just comes back down.

No, even a perfect vagina, there's liquid. Yeah, but like That doesn't mean there's something wrong.

When they're showing a big stain, they put that in you for the... They act like this just came out of nowhere.

They also put a big metal rod.

Of course, there's going to be stuff. Yeah, it's called Gravity, my friend.

Now, this is not There's a theory that all high school bullies become nurses, and this is obviously not helping the theory. I just want to say, Love the nurses. Is it like a... Yeah, because nurses love to get mad. This is not helping the reputation that all nurses were former school bullies, just saying.

Yeah, this is really, really, really awful.

I hate every single one of these people who participated, and I really don't know who I'm more disappointed in, the men or the women. The women really should know better about women's health and how personal it is and how caring you need to be.

Practically speaking, okay, so you're saying we shouldn't leave that there when we go to the doctor because we have to be a gift that you didn't like. Right. I It should rip off the paper and pull it down.

Great. So you're out of a job.

No, but then it's like when you come in, you don't know that that's clean or dirty. I could have sat there and not left anything.

I'm actually making your job easier by leaving my state.

So then you're going to... Because I've thought that before. Should I? But then it's like, But then they won't know that this is a dirty one. And then if I put down a new one, you might not know that that's clean, and then you might be wasteful, and you might take it off and put another one, and it would be wasting.

Which would be a greater crime than anything.

This made me so mad. This was so upsetting.

I feel like sometimes I see things on the internet that are so upsetting, and there's not enough rage and outrage from it. And I'm like, Oh, my God, I'm so different than my fellow man Because this makes me so mad. It's just like people go on with their day. Everyone was so upset by this. They have all been terminated from their positions. I hope they never get another job in health care ever again, because I feel like there are a lot of things in this world. Nothing's sacred anymore. But I do feel like HIPAA is the one thing holding our society back from the edge. We respect HIPAA. Celebrities, they go and have babies all the time. We don't hear about it. It's really HIPAA is the one thing we have. When you cross the HIPAA line, that's like the Scott Disick thing when he was in rehab and they took pictures of him on the Zoom. When we don't have HIPAA, we don't have anything.

I imagine that people who go into medicine have to follow a code of ethics that if you don't- Yeah, HIPAA. If you don't follow, there will be consequences. Not just you could get fired from your job, but you could lose your license. Yeah, it's called HIPAA. Where would it set? It's Where does that kick in here?

I believe there has to be an investigation.

This has become such a big story.

Where's the board? I believe the board is getting involved. I do believe you need a license to nurse, and I think those licenses should be revoked. I'm ready for jail time. I'm so mad.

Yeah, I'm so mad. If you know, if anyone here, there's so many of them, too.

Yeah, it's like not one person was like, damn, this is a bad idea.

It's not like there's one bad seat at the practice. It was like everyone there is a horrible person.

Yeah, they all filmed each other.

Yeah. No. And it's like, how many people work here? They just fired everyone. Did they have to close the practice? Correct.

No, justice for the practice. Whoever owns the practice, this is not their fault, but I would never, ever go to this practice.

Never.

And of all the types of doctor's offices to have a scandal like this. I'm sorry, there's not a worse one than an OB/GYN. There's just not. I wish this happened anywhere else. Actually, I guess maybe a pediatrician's office would be worse, for sure.

It's just so bad. It made me so mad.

It's actually worse than Weedy of the Week.

I know, but I needed to touch on it.

Agreed, and this was the perfect touch point. I just wanted to say honorable mention to my runner up for Weedy of the Week, which is the members of Fifth Harmony for being Weenie. I wanted to close a circle on that. That's beautiful. That's what we talked about at the beginning of the week.

They would have had these doctors not done what they... The nurses. The nurses notwithstanding. Yeah, that would have been classic case.

Yeah, Yeah. Worth mentioning.

Oh my God. There's all these screenshots. It makes me so mad to see.

No, me too. It's really... It's disgraceful.

Disgraceful.

I feel really good about the I feel really good about the fact that everyone was mad about this, and there has been so much outrage. Whenever there's outrage, I'm like, Oh, people are so annoying.

I feel really good about the fact that they are showing you who they are. Yeah, we have their faces. It's not like they made this video and they just showed videos of the stains and not Right.

Faces.

Do you know them? Is that your neighbor? This one is the craziest. Do you see this one?

The person?

Yeah, with the tongue out.

Ech.

Koji. I love your Spritz cake.

I love you.

I love your cake Spritz.

Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast, the Monday Morning Show, where we deliver the fast-size stories. You need to have a Monday Friday.

Such a bummer to end on that. I know.

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