Transcript of The Yassification of History: Tuesday, October 15th, 2024

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday. That feels like a Monday because yesterday was a bank holiday. Of course it does.

These are the days we live for, the Tuesdays that feel like a Monday because we had the day off. It doesn't get better than this, turdy. Ats, acknowledge the space.

It is the space where girls become women.

It's the space where we thrive. I didn't even realize that was the space I was sitting in this morning. I've been in such a frenzy because we were away this weekend. We got back yesterday, so the day was lost on me. But now sitting here, it's a Tuesday that feels like a Monday.

Bless up. We're almost there. We're literally almost there.

Bless up. Plus, we have such a bussing weekend ahead of us that this week is nothing but excitement.

It's so true, except today, I have to do something. I have to do something today. The negative? Yeah. But because seriously, it's taking over my whole day. I have to do something today. I have an appointment that I will not feel settled and excited for this weekend. Ari's Tour, Jackson Claude, taking Miami by storm. I will not feel good about it until this appointment is over.

The dentist?

No. A wax? Honestly, that might be worse. I have to go to the DMV. I have an appointment. I have been hoodwinked by local officials into getting a real ID. Rael ID? I have to get a Rael ID. I have avoided it for so long, but I'm seriously living without proper identification, and I'm traveling this weekend. What am I going to my passport with me? It's just time.

You have a passport card?

No.

People are missing out on the passport card. I don't think I have to go for Rael because I have a passport card.

Well, they say in 2025, if you want to travel, you need a Rael ID.

Or a passport.

Yeah, but who wants to bring their passport with them to Florida?

Slash Kerd.

No, no, not Slash Kerd.

Not Slash Kerd. I'll have to look that up.

Yeah, and I've just been talking about this with my fellow citizens, my fellow taxpayers, about how we're all They're slowly coming up on the expiration date of our former IDs. The new one isn't coming in the mail because they're hoodwinking you. You have to go down there. You have to make an appointment. I'm sure they'll charge me $5.

Don't you still need a driver's license?

That's what a Rael ID is. It's your driver's license.

But everybody needs a Rael ID, but not everybody has a driver's license. What would I have done two years? Rael ID is not driver's license.

Wait. Then, yes, it is. No, it's not. Because my driver's license didn't renew. They need me to go in and get a Rael.

Maybe you have to get that Rael stamp on your driver's license, and if you're not a driver, you can just get a Rael.

Maybe. It's so stupid. The identification system in this country was fine. Really, no one had any issues with it. I'm now thinking, do I have to take a picture? Cheese.

Say cheese.

I should have to take a picture. My photo is actually from the 10th grade when I got my permit. I didn't think about that while getting ready Today. That actually really does change things. I need to go to Sephora on my way down. No, but you look as parched as ever.

You're wearing a full fauch.

I know. It's just like, I would have given a little bit more effort. I'm actually not even wearing a concealer. I went for a no makeup makeup look today. I would have really put an extra ounce of effort in.

And maybe the color that brings out the best in turt.

It's so turt. Even though it's a black and white photo, this particular sweater I'm wearing is not my color. It's duty brown. It looks maroon. I would say it's a cross between duty brown with a tiny dash of maroon in it.

My eyes deceive me.

Yeah, it's brown.

It's brown, okay. It's giving maroon from over here, but maybe that's just the tailored Swift in me. Everything is coming up tailored.

While you guys are enjoying this fabulous episode of The Toast, I just know it's going to be stunning. Know that your girl is silently suffering, suffocating at the DMV.

Well, it's always good to expect that things are going to be terrible because they might turn out less terrible. That has been my experience at the DMV recently. I stocked up last time I went to the DMV. I packed a bag. I was like, We're camping out, and it was a breeze. So it's good to overestimate. Speaking of that, there's so much to discuss today because we haven't seen you guys in a few days. I was in Dallas. I feel like that's crazy. I'm back.

It's really insane of you.

No, but it's just crazy that I was there, and then I'm back.

It's amazing. It's like you stepped onto a plane into another land.

It's exactly what it's like. I was there for Yokey Pour, which is why I'm I'm bringing it up because we didn't even talk about our fasts.

We didn't. I do want to say, now in hindsight, this is a really old running toast joke, and if you guys don't get it, Jackie will explain it in one second. But I do want to say, now knowing what I know and looking back on the situation at a glance, I 100% said that.

Okay, so here's the story. Many years ago, I think it was 2018, because it was like fresh toast days, Claudia and I were going to Nashville together for the CMAs, and not germane to the story. As we were preparing for the trip, it might have been as we were getting on the plane or in the airport, Claudia was like, It's so crazy when you go on an airplane, you just step off in a new land. And I understood what you meant. When you take one step, you're just on the plane in Nashville, and then the next step you take, you're in a new land. And then later on in life, maybe a few weeks later on the show, I was talking about when you said that.

She brought up this embarrassing thing that I said and tried to humiliate me with it. No, I didn't.

I was like, remember when you said that? And she was like, I never said that.

And in the moment, I want to say, I fully believed that I didn't say that. I had no idea what the hell you were talking about. I'm like, this bitch is really trying to set me up.

I didn't make it up. I wouldn't make it up. I make up stuff sometimes for fun. That's just not in the realm of stuff I would make up. And now she's finally saying, six years later, that she thinks she might have said it.

No, I know I said it. That is how I feel. It is really crazy that you just step onto this tin can, and you don't do anything. And next thing you know, you step off and you're thousands of miles away.

You know what's crazy about that? Traveling with kids, trying to explain that that's what's happening.

Oh my God.

That's funny. We just stepped on somewhere, and all of a sudden we're in Florida, all of a sudden we're in Texas. I'm trying to explain that. But so you're right, it is a very real phenomena.

All right, tell me about your fast. You told me nothing about it. Always keeping things for me.

I feel like you're always the one who's fast, fast, fast. So my fast was as to be expected. It was okay. The best part of the fast was not being on my phone. But what I realized- Oh my God, I I completely agree. But what I realized, I'm not addicted to my phone. I'm not addicted to social media. Yay. I'm addicted to our family chat. And because I knew- I mean, you would be, too, if you were in it.

It's amazing.

Because I knew that none of you were on your phones, I wasn't worried about what was going on my phone. I check my phone all the time, and my phone is always blowing up all the time because of our family chat. So that was nice to realize. It's like, that's why I'm always plugged in. And I'm a big perpetrator of the bussing nature of the chat. It's on you, too.

It's not just- It's bussing partly because of you. Right.

And I'm just always thinking of funny things to say or send- Pictures of the kids. Or if I'm on Instagram, sending something that I see. So that's what I realized I'm addicted to. I'm not sorry for being addicted to my family. I did not miss my phone whatsoever, but the fast was okay. It was actually better than usual because I feel like usually my headache comes in strong at five, six o'clock, and then I can't even get out of it. But my headache came on earlier, and then I took a nap when the boys were napping. And when I got up, the afternoon was actually much easier. I felt like my headache had gone away. So it worked out better that way. But how was your fast?

It was horrible. This is actually the first fast in... The last two fasts, I was on Ozempic. So I was like, I thought I mastered. Chater. Yeah, I thought I mastered. I thought I mastered the fast. I'm like, It's getting easier as I get older. No, it's not, bitch. You were just on drugs. It was hard. It was horrible. I had a headache. I felt nauseous. It was terrible. Except, what I agree with you, when I left to go break my fast, I didn't even bring my phone with me. I was so uninterested. My phone was like... The best part of the holiday was being off my phone. It made me want to take a 24-hour phone break every week. I just loved it. But I don't even know if I told you this, something major happened to me at synagogue.

No, you didn't tell me.

Yeah, it was major. Well, I also don't know if I mentioned this, but the last time I was at synagogue for the last Jewish holiday, this TD Bopper came up to me and told me she loved my TikToks. That was just amazing. But that's not the story. We joined this to do synagogue. Me and Ben have really been loving it. It's a little bit younger, still it's old but new, very me and Ben. And we've really been enjoying it. And as always, the rabbi makes a sermon. And he was talking about... He's Lithuanian. So he was just talking a lot about Lithuania. And I was like, I wonder if he knows we're the pride of Lithuania. For those who don't know, Jagi and I are actually descendants of a great famous rabbi. He's a published... He's one of the great thinkers of our time. He survived the Holocaust. He was the rabbi of a ghetto, the Kovno ghetto. So many people were trying to be Jewish while living in this ghetto, and they're like, How do we keep Shabbat? We don't have bread. And he would write these Jewish laws for how to keep your Jewish laws while also being in a concentration camp.

He buried those writings that he wrote in milk cans. After the war, he came back, dug them up, and then he published these books. So he's really rolled around. It's part of the reason I don't want to change my last name is because, Bitch, I'm an ashray. Do you know what that means? So if you're a Lithuanian elk, you know.

Which is why when Jeremy Simon told Jen Tran that his great great grandfather was... So our great great grandfather, not to minimize him, he was the Chief Rabbi of the Kovno, ghetto. His great great grandfather was the Chief rabbi of Lithuania, which is even a bigger providence than- And so the great accomplishment- So we feel very attached to him.

The great accomplishment of rabbi Yafrayim Ashray is right after the war, he went back and dug up those milk cans and ended up publishing all of his learnings and writings in this book called Responsa. And if you know it, the original book, it's a $5,000 book. You cannot get it. It actually recently was reprinted on Amazon. Now you can get a paperback version. It's called Responsa. I actually highly recommend. I just bought a couple of copies on Amazon.

. Yeah, I just got one, too.

But the O-G, like copy, it's thousands of dollars. And a lot of rabbis own it. It's a point of pride. So the rabbi was talking about how he spent Lithuania. And one thing that he wants us all to take into this year is to spend more time studying the Torah and just learning. Even if you know very little, you know more than someone else, and so you should impart that wisdom onto someone else. And he said, Come by our synagogue. We have amazing books. We can't even fit them all in our new building. We have shelves and shelves. We've got, Responsa from rabbi Yfrayim Ashtre. And I was like, not me getting a shout out from the rabbi on Yom Kippur. If you are in Jewish, you might not understand the significance. It's like that scene in Mazel.

No, and it's crazy because it's not even what you're usually getting a shout out for. We have like, Claudia Ashray, Girl, No Job. It's a deep cut, as the kids say.

I don't even know if the rabbi knew a new congregant, if his is actually a direct descendant of one of his idols. I don't know. It was giving very... Like, Basher, very meant to be in this new synagogue. I felt like everyone was looking at me. They're like, Ashray, you are a high. I was like, Yeah. That It happens to me in the eighth grade, too. I actually wrote about this in my book. In the eighth grade, we happened to learn in the curriculum about our great great uncle, and everyone was looking at me and I was like, Yeah, yeah.

Also, it's our grandpa's cousin, right?

I thought it was our I thought it was our grandfather's great uncle.

No, it's our grandfather's cousin. Does that line up timeline-wise? I think it's cousin.

Don't minimize it.

No, I'm not. I'm just saying, what do we call that person?

Family.

Family.

So yeah, I was a celebrity in a different way, a very glamorous celebrity energy at synagogue. And so that made my Yom Kippour just really amazing.

That's great.

That's really great. By the way, so much. I didn't even realize the weekend was so long because then Monday we had off and the Craig episode. I didn't even realize Yom Kippour was two days ago.

I blocked it out. That's what I'm saying. We're showing up on a Tuesday that feels like a Monday, and there's so much going on. I went to the State Fair in Dallas after Yom Kippour. She's so country. I was so excited because I knew we were going to the state fair the next day. So it was like, Saturday is going to be a very somber day as it's supposed to be a very serious day asking for forgiveness. But Sunday is going to be so much fun because we went to the state fair. And I hadn't been in a year. Zack and I once went, and we took our engagement pictures there, and this time- What did you eat? I didn't realize it's such a foodie festival. Everyone that we were talking to in Dallas was like, What are you going to eat? Are you going to have this? Are you going to have that? So Zack was so excited.

What did you think it was?

Carnival games. There's a petting There's attractions.

Yeah, but it's for funnel cake.

I realized that now, and the State Fair sent me this little box that had all this exciting- Treats? No, not treats. A pamphlet of everything that's going to be there, and a bobble head of big text. The boys were then getting acquainted with big text, and they were really excited to see him, and he did not disappoint.

So what did you eat?

I had a bite of a donut.

Oh my God. Flop. Bite of a donut?

It was early. I kept saying to Zack, This is not my jam. He had a corn dog. They have fried Frito nachos. There's a bunch of stuff for meat eaters, but I don't know if that stuff doesn't do it for me. I got a candy apple. A candy apple does it for me.

That's so funny. I don't love a candy apple. It's a lot of work.

I know, but if you sit down and take the time. And I didn't eat it until I got home because I wanted to slice it like an apple should be. And I recently, I got into candy apples when we were in Utah. I Remember that chocolate- Yeah, we went to that chocolate place.

I agree.

We were addicted to.

When I say I don't like candy apples, I'm not talking about the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Co. Okay.

I like candy apples, of course, more than I like apples, but I'm not even an apple eater like you are. I don't really want to eat an apple, but I want to eat a candy apple.

When I say I hate eating healthy, I'm not talking about apples. I'm being so serious when I say, If you offer me a cupcake or an apple, I'm taking the cupcake, but I will eat the apple afterwards. I love apples.

Yeah. So it's surprising how much I love a candy apple.

What do you think is the best brand of apple?

I couldn't say. I go by what they look like at the store. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, but based on mushiness and also what's organic. And the organic section is so tiny.

I'm sure. Okay, well, let me just say we all know there's nothing better than a Macintosh.

The red ones? The super red ones?

No, no, no, no.

Is that Macintosh? I think so.

No, I literally just instacarted them yesterday.

I thought you're a green apple girl. You're such a green apple girl.

Oh, my God. The lies being told about me on this show every single day. I don't know how much longer I can sit here and take it.

You're a green apple girl and a green grape girl.

I am a green grape girl. Red grapes are fucking disgusting.

Has anybody else been experiencing amazing green grapes recently? And I would say it's just a Florida thing, but then even in Dallas, the grapes were superb. It's green grape season.

Tell a friend. I'm so sorry. I did not mean Macintosh. Eew. Honeycrisp. Everyone knows Honeycrisp is where it's at.

Honeycrisp is the red yellow blendy. It's red, but it's got a dash of yellow. Yeah, I understand.

And they're short and more bulbous. It's all about shape as well. No, the dark red, seriously disgusting.

Yeah. Nice for a picture. Nice for Snow White movie.

No, seriously, nice for a still... What is it when you paint a bowl of fruit? Like a still... What is that thing called? Do you know what I'm talking about? No. Like an art class, there's a bowl of fruit in the middle, and we all paint the still life. Still life. Still life, yes. That's what red apples are for, waxy as hell.

Yeah. Anyways, all's to say- How did we get here? I like a candy apple. Oh, that's what you ate at the fair. I did a blast at the State Fair with the kids. It was Really, really fun. They put on a Jolly Good show. Oh, my God. We saw the most insane animals. I'm so glad. Animals I've ever seen before. That makes me sad. You know the Longhorn? The Texas longhorn? It's like a ram, right? It's like a ram. I think they do something like this. And that's the logo of UT, Texas. And I've never really seen one or thought about what the animal looks like in real life. Claudia, the horns from wall to... The biggest animal I ever saw.

Jackie, do you know what those horns are used for?

So far.

Exactly. This horn we'd blow on Roshashana. Okay, that makes me sad.

Like the animals- It wasn't a sad situation. They were loving life. They were loving life. Okay, I believe you. Yeah, I wasn't feeling sad.

When we talk about the State Fair, we can't talk about it without talking about... You're maybe not going to get this one. It gives Leanne Locken.

Because she's a carny kid?

Because she grew up in the carnival, not the fair, but it's literally the same thing.

Yeah, it's not the same thing because the fair is once a year. I think it's still going on. So a reminder, if you live in the DFW area, get your arse to the fair. That's a fun thing. It is a fun thing. Everybody was talking about the fair. They have the Texas OU game. There's a football stadium in the fair, the Cotton Bowl. The Cotton Bowl. And there's this big game every year, and it's in the fair. That's pretty sick. Isn't that sweet?

Yeah.

It was on the M2 for her. Not that I was going.

Yeah. So not only is everybody talking about the State Fair, everybody's talking about Craig on the Toast. I love what we were able to do yesterday because, of course, we observe all bank holidays, all federal holidays here at the Toast. So yesterday was no exception. But I know how hard it is for people to live without us. And we had this Craig episode. We weren't sure when to release it. So we gave it its own moment on yesterday's episode. I'm so glad we did because it's really a premium guest interview. It's not what you would think, right? Sitting down with the reality star. We're not gossiping teenage girls. We're having sophisticated conversations. We're just talking about life, man.

We're talking about life. We're getting to know each other's point of We used. It turns out, just like most people, we're more alike than we are different.

That's beautiful. It is a part of toast guest nation, which is taking off everybody's talking about our guest interviews. I want to say, not to be annoying, and I don't want to say it because I feel like once I say it, the person will cancel. But I've already gotten confirmation that this person is showing up tomorrow. Jackie and I are interviewing someone tomorrow who I actually put on our list of dream guests maybe one or two years ago. It's major For Toast. Toast HQ, for toastiness, for toosters.

We'll leave it at that. We're not big on hyping. No, we've never. No, no. We've never.

It's a secret project.

That is very exciting. What is also exciting this week is that we are to Taylor. Claudia is coming here. It's a big weekend for Florida. I've got a full house, and I'm really excited to have everyone. And I've been listening to Taylor, and I've been thinking a lot about what I want my surprise song to be.

Wow. Okay.

And What I want my song to be is never going to be the surprise song. Why? However, because it's not really a Taylor song.

Crazier?

I'm so glad my Travis made it to the big... Oh my gosh.

I thought you were going to be No, no, Claudia.

That's the only Taylor song I sing these days. It's always in my head. I was singing it this morning. I'm like, My life would be made if she would sing that song. Nobody owns it. Just fucking sing it. It's so funny. But in a real sense- However, what I think she will sing is I think She's going to sing that song that she wrote about Ethel Kennedy because she just passed, and this is the first show since the passing. Starlight? I'm at Bobby on the Boardwalk, Summer of '45.

That's a great song. I would be down. Isn't that a good No, it's not. Why not? Well, one, people could see it as a political endorsement.

She has to be really careful. She already made her endorsement. I don't think people would be confused.

People could see it as an endorsement.

One, two. I don't think people would be confused.

Two, it's also like an homage to her ex-boyfriend, like disrespectful to Travis.

To Travis, who made it to the big game?

She's then taking this big moment and honoring her ex-future-in-law. It's weird. It's not about that.

It's about American Herstry, but okay.

No, I know what you mean, but no, I don't agree.

I feel like Taylor could write a song and come out with a song called Herstory.

Yeah, and we would clown on it, and it would be really good.

Yeah. Just putting that out there.

Well, if anybody's wondering what my surprise songs, I would really love, of course, to Hear Peace, but that is a dream I have given up on, whatever. I would love to hear Peter from TTPD, in addition to the OGs that I always want to hear. You're in love from 1989. That's the way I loved you from Fearless. You guys know.

But can I say something a little crazy See? Oh my God. It's actually not a little crazy. The surprise songs have lost their punch ever since they've become mashups of four different songs. It used to be you got two songs, two songs, and those songs defined your era's experience. And now you get 12 songs and you barely hear one of them, and it's just not what it was.

I have actually never agreed with you more on a statement. It's giving the mashup episode of Glee. I do not like the mashups. I'm completely in agreement. It used to be, even if you didn't get the songs that you wanted, you get what you get and you don't get upset.

It's like, he used to trade. It's like, Pokémon cards. You traded with other Swift. It's like, what songs did you get? And now it's like, oh, I got six.

By the way, you are 100% right. That is not even an opinion. That is fact.

Thank you. I'm not putting as much stake in the surprise song.

Even though it's unclear if that was an international thing she was doing for the international swirly.

I feel like she's trying to get through every song, and that she could say she played every song at the Ares tour, no song left She's behind. It's a flex for her. Very cool that she can mash up. It's giving DJ ear worm.

No, it's giving Mr. Show.

Yeah, but I'm just saying it just takes away the significance of what song you got.

It's giving like, We're all winners here. Yeah. I'm in agreement. So we'll see what she does. This is her first show back in the States. Let's see if she continues on with the mashups or goes back to singing a song.

And speaking of iconic Florida shows, your girls are performing Love that seamless transition. Yeah. We are bringing Jizno to Florida in December for a Gizmo holiday spectacular, December eighth at the Hard Rock Casino. It's going to be so much fun. I've never been so excited for a show.

Same. And I know you're only excited because your neighbors are coming. No, no.

I'm excited, too. No, no. There are other reasons for excitement. One, we will not have done a show in forever, and I miss tour life with my cis.

I definitely miss the crowd.

Two, it's going to be a holiday spectacular. So there's going to be a lot of exciting things happening.

Yeah, 1,000 %. I'm so excited.

It's the biggest venue we've ever done. So we get to see the most amount of swirleys we've ever seen in one place.

In one place. It's giving like, Guinness Book of World Records, most swirleys ever...

Ever in attendance.

Yeah, we should have someone from the Guinness Book of World Records show up and give us that. That would be so funny.

Most swirleys ever together in one place.

To congregate. Right. Love that. It's going to be lit. Tickets are available at thetoastpodcast. Com/tour. December eighth, Hard Rock Live in Seminal, Florida. The Florida swirley is, you're not ready.

If you've been wanting to travel for a show, this is the one because the venue is a hotel also. Hotel, casino. Casino.

I hear there's a kosher steakhouse nearby.

I heard that, too. It's December in Florida. Tis the season.

Tis the damn season.

Tis a beautiful night.

Wait, speaking of shows we're excited to see, it's so funny how TikTok can really indicate and just change Change the course of things you're excited about, right? I am now officially sat and so fucking excited for Wicked. They released another trailer, and I think it took the Wicked community by storm because Jonathan Bailey is singing and dancing, and I guess everyone's been excited for that. No, I get it. I am excited for that. Dance through life. I cannot wait. I think it's going to be amazing. Then a couple of vocal tracks have been leaked. I guess there's like... Because they're doing a lot of collabs, right? They made this kids' toy that when you push a button, Cynthia Aurelia singing Defying Gravity comes out, and it got leaked. So somebody had a video of themselves. We got a little snippet of her Defying Gravity, which I think a lot of people are really looking forward to, myself included. I just want to say I'm really excited. I don't feel like I've talked about enough, how excited I am.

No spoilers for me.

Speaking of Broadway, I've been meaning to tell you this because I'm sure you don't know about what's going on on Broadway with Nicole Scherzinger.

I don't think I know.

Nicole Scherzinger recently opened in a Broadway show. She is getting such I watch rave reviews from the top elite art critics. She is the bell of the Ball. She is the darling of New York. I forget what the play is called. I just know at the very end scene, she's covered in blood where she takes her bow. I've seen a million videos of it. She's finally getting the credit that I think she's always been supremely talented, but her personality has gotten in the way. She knows that she's talented. She acts like... What's it called? Sunset Boulevard. Sunset Boulevard, thank you. She just acts like a diva. I feel like now in this very demure Broadway role, she's just being coy about it. They are flying in to see her. It's like the Hamilton of 2024.

Well, that doesn't surprise me because I saw her in Annie Live, and she was spectacular, and she had it in her.

You saw something in her.

Yeah. No, she played Grace, and Grace, she was. She was honestly too good for that show.

She's supremely talented. When you look back on how she used to behave with the Pussy Cat, I was like, She was nasty as hell, but she thought she was better than everyone. I'm like, She was.

I didn't even know that about her, that it was her personality that was an issue.

Oh, my God. There are so many videos of that old Pussy Cat doll show, where she would literally steal a microphone from the other girls on stage. I didn't know. She was literally me doing karaoke, but in a professional sense. She wasn't working well in groups because she really is a solo artist through and through. She carried that group.

Yeah. Well, I'm happy for her.

She's having such a... I'm happy for her, too.

Like, nice to see people getting their flowers. It is. So I'm glad about that. I think without further ado, we can get into everything because we have a lot to cover today. Oh, I wanted to also tell you one other thing, which I know you're not going to be happy to hear.

What?

I continued reading Long Island Compromise, and I just feel the need to mention it because of the slam. You know, the blame, shame, game that we inflicted on that book.

And the compromise game.

But then I was on the plane, I needed to read a new book, and I saw, Oh, you know what? I'm actually 18% of the way through. Let me get back into it. And I actually enjoyed it, and I read it a lot over Yom Kippur, and it was the perfect thing to read on Yom because it is so Jewish. I felt like even though I was distracting myself from the fast, I was very much rooted in Judaism still. I'm enjoying the book. I understand why Dana recommended it to me. I don't think you need to pick it back up. We go from Beamer's chapters to then Nathan to then Jenny. And Jenny is the worst. It doesn't get better in terms of liking people. Now, I'm actually on Ruth, the mother. I'm looking forward to being here because she seems like a queen. I don't think you should keep reading it, but I just want to say We need to unslander it a little bit because I'm enjoying it. I'm going to finish it. It is for certain people, but not for everyone.

Okay. Thank you for the clarification.

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Okay, well, our first story, just jumping back into some tailored news because a couple of tailored updates from the weekend. First, Taylor and Travis were at the Yankees versus Guardian's game. It was game one of the American League Championship Series, the ALC's. Everyone was talking about the ALC.

It's not the ALC's, by the way. It's the ALCS, not I know that it matters. I know everything about baseball. Seriously, quiz me.

I never heard about the ALCS before. I'm so glad that they were showing up and showing out for the ALCS and supporting ALCS.

It literally sounds like a disease that they're raising money for.

Of course.

Do you know about the potential for the subway series? Do you know what I'm talking about?

No, but you know how I feel about a subway series.

So there are four teams left when it comes to making the World Series. Now, it's like the West. It's like they have different divisions. So the division Championship is on one side, the Mets versus the Dodgers, Shohe versus Pete. It's one to one. It's a really good series. And then the other game is Yankees versus- Atlantics, guardians?

Guardian. What town is that? The Cleveland Guardian. Take Out Atlantic. Oh, yeah. Cleveland. That's why they were there, because Travis is from Cleveland, and he's a big fan.

So if the Yankees win that series, and then the Mets win their series, the World Series could be New York versus New York. Now, I think the Mets are a little bit of an underdog in their series. I don't know about the Yankees, but there is potential for that. Although I don't know if anybody could be Shohe, but it's really crazy.

Let me tell you something. The subway series means so much to me. I remember growing up that there was a subway series. There was. And I thought that was just the greatest name for what was happening. But then you told me a few years ago that there's actually a subway series every year when When the Mets and Yankees play each other. However, now that's not making sense.

Yeah, no. Did I say that? Why are you listening to me?

I'm sure it was you because you're the only person I talk to. So when I say someone, it was you. Said that, no, the subway series happens every year when the Mets and Yankees play each other. And I was like, oh, That's okay. Not that special.

Mets versus Yankees. How often?

Great question.

Since the inception of Inter League play, the two teams have played each other in every regular season since 1997. So you were right. They play six games per season. Yeah, like a series.

So there's a subway series every year.

But is it only called the subway series if it's at the World Series?

Have they ever played each other in the World Series? Ask.

Yes, that's what happened in 2004. That's what you were talking about.

Oh, okay. So it's not a subway series every year?

No, they play each other every year.

And we don't call it a Subway series. But isn't every game a series?

Yes, that's what I'm saying. Is it only branded a Subway series if they make it to the World Series, or every time they play, it's a subway Series.

That's what I feel like it is. It's technically a series of subways.

Right. I love that name. And by the way, this year, they played each other four times, and the Yankees have lost every single time.

Wow. Go, Mets. Go, Mets, go.

And as much as I love Shohe, now I'm rooting against him, which has been hard for me. And it's annoying because he's so good. I just want to kill him. Every time he comes up, he's just amazing at what he does. He's an amazing pitcher, an amazing hitter. He's a good at all positions.

So I'm rooting for the Mets versus the Dodgers for a multitude of reasons. However, in the Yankees versus guardians, I'm torn because, of course, I would want Mets versus Yankees Subway Series, my favorite. However, if the guardians win, then Taylor and Travis would go to the World Series.

No, she's back on tour by then. She can't be... This is all fun. She cares. So then Mets versus Yankees. I'm reading for Mets versus Yankees.

I think it's what the subway system needs. They do need a bit of a boost. I think it would be very cute and exciting.

I also think they would break records for ticket sales because I was just reading something. Tickets for the Mets versus Dodgers game in LA are selling below ticket value, whereas in New York, because the Mets never make it this far, this is the best thing to ever happen to Mets fans. And they were such an underdog in this season that they're being sold for $500 in the nosebleeds.

Got it. But in LA, they're always in this World Series, just another day in LA.

They just buy teams, and they buy titles, and they buy people. It's not a big deal. They have no passion.

But you know what you can't buy? Heart.

No. And nobody has more heart. Oh, and I just found something out so cute. I wanted to tell you this. I'm so glad we brought it up. So they keep at Mets games, holding up this sign that says, O-M-G. It's like their thing. And I'm like, It's so lame. What is this? And They had it in the dugout yesterday. They brought it from New York. I'm like, Ben, what is up with this O-M-G thing? And then he told me, and now I'm obsessed. So one of the players, I think it's... I literally know all the players. I'm such Metsong, O-M-G. So one of the players... Oh, Jose Iglesias. In the off-season last year, he came out with a song. He likes to sing. It's so seriously. It's called OMG. It's in Spanish. It literally is amazing. I was listening to it. It sounds like J Balvin. It just sounds like a really good song. And the Mets so leaned into it. They made it the official song at the stadium. They play it all the time. And now, OMG is one of their slogans. I'm obsessed. I think that's so cute. They're supporting their players' hobbies in the arts.

A hundred %. It's important to have hobbies.

A thousand %.

The moral of our episode from yesterday. Don't miss it.

Don't sleep on it. It's so true. I love seeing Taylor being normal. Obviously, there's a million photos of them, but it's not as premium and high quality as when she goes to the NFL games and they have the camera up her ass. They were just blurry zooming in on them. I feel like they actually got to have a somewhat normal outing, and they were just acting normal.

Yeah, it was really cute. Then also this morning, she released a new project to commemorate the Eres tour. She released a book. It It's like a coffee table book of never before seen photos and personal reflections, behind the scenes photos, and all the magical memories that the fans made every night. It's a 256-page hardcover book that will be available at Target for 39.99. And then also a vinyl copy of Tortured Poets Department, which is 59.99. Yeah.

So Good Morning, America was being all thirsty. We have this big announcement. And honestly, this is like souvenir. To me, this isn't a real Taylor announcement. But what I gleaned from it that I think is most interesting is the caption that she posted on social media and the line is like, With the final leg of the Eres tour coming up. Like the final leg? What? I thought this was going to go on forever.

But it's not.

That, to me, was the most shocking part of this whole thing.

What could she have called it if she would add more legs with this upcoming leg?

She would just say, As we embark on this next leg...

I think it could still be the final leg of this Eras tour. And then if she ever wanted to bring back Eras, she could. But I don't think...

But how does she move forward now, like touring? Does she just do a tour for her album? No.

No, I think she takes a big ass break, and then when she comes back, it'll be the Taylor Swift tour, and it's just whatever the fuck she wants to do.

I just thought Ares was perfect for her because, first of all, everyone loves it so much. It solves the problem of album tour, album tour, that life that is really hard. She could do it forever. Obviously, always change it and take breaks, but I just thought this is what we were doing, a residency, almost.

Yeah. I don't think it That she wants to be touring forever.

Well, no. Now, this leg almost being over. Well, it's the last leg- It's good for her personal life. It's giving time to get married. Yeah.

Put a ring on it.

Right. Start a family, perhaps.

That's an odd- Here comes Baby in the Baby Carriage.

That's just a couple of ideas. Just throwing out there.

Well, that's what's going on with the lurd. We'll see her on Friday, and we'll let you know.

Oh, and on Friday night, the Friday night of You, I'm Yumki Pour, she was at my restaurant again. Now, Friday morning, I got a really good tip that she was going to be there, and I was so curious if it was going to come true. And then when I turned my phone on from Yoki Kaur, I saw that she was there. And so, yeah, I could have went knowing that- You could not have gone. But I don't even feel Because everybody was tagging me. When I opened my phone after Yumki Pour, everyone was tagging me in it.

That was this bread sliceer everyone was tagging me in when I opened it.

Oh my God. They said, Get this to Jackie, get this to Jackie. I saw that stupid bread sliceer. You need it. It's low-key hard to cut sourdough. The very bottom.

It is low-key hard. And to have a slice that's even on all sides, not thick at the bottom. Oh, yeah.

Because it starts thin. Yeah, totally.

And also one side is large and one side is small. Maybe I do need it. But please stop tagging me in it. I saw it. I sometimes feel the need to just post something to my story just to I can work myself. I can acknowledge. It's like, I saw it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, by the way, that one really took the internet by storm so much so that they were tagging me.

I even still get the fuck around and find out graph. Oh, I love that. I know, but I've seen it. I can tell you something.

I've Wishing Taylor and Travis all the best. They really enjoyed their bye week, and I enjoyed it, too. Agreed.

Same. Moving on to our next story, which is some video drama. Nicole Kidman and Salma Hayek were bombarded in a viral Fashion Week exchange that has since gone viral. It's three weeks old. It looks as though the girls are beefing.

Yeah. And to understand the true significance of this video, it's like, who would care? But Salma Hayek is the wife to the President of the company that owns Balenciaga. Salma Hayek is unreadily a billionaire, not through her work, through business. And marriage. Well, yeah, I didn't want to say that. That sounded derogatory.

It's more derogatory to say that her marriage is a business.

Yeah, a thousand %.

Through love.

Yeah, she married a billionaire. And they're in love, for sure. But she married a billionaire. And so for Nicole Kidman, who's not like this, she's not like a diva, I feel like we would know. For her to say it, period, is really crazy. But for her to say it to the woman whose husband owns the company that's paying you to be at that show, that's really crazy. Tell me you don't want to be invited back without telling me.

Well, they've brought in the forensic lip readers to assess the situation. Amazing. Because without even reading lips or listening to audio, the body language is tense. I'm putting myself in Nicole's position because she's being touched, and I do not like to be touched. Salma's got trying to direct her into a photo. She's got her arm around her waist. With Katie Perry. And Nicole, it's giving like, just don't touch me.

Nicole is also in full glam head to toe. There's a million photographers. It's giving over-stimulation.

Yeah, she's trying to maneuver her. And then I also read in this article that Nicole might have been on itch because of the setting passing of her mother last month. Maybe she just wasn't in a great mood, showing up to work, get your hands off me, not realizing in the moment who exactly it was. And then Katie Perry's there, too. Right. It's just a fun fact. Katie Perry is ready to take a picture.

She always is.

So the forensic lip readers are saying this because I saw a theory that said she said something to the effect of, Don't touch me. That's not what the forensic analysis is saying.

Okay. Okay.

So Jeremy Freeman is a UK-based expert witness and forensic lip reader. He's obsessed. And he said that Hayek is believed to have said to Nicole, Let's turn there. Okay, here. Then it seems as though Nicole responded, Hey, I'm fine. I'm good. There. It's enough. It's okay.

That's still tense.

Yeah. Then Salma interjected, beginning to say, We have to, before putting her hand on Katie's shoulder, Perry. Then he believes Salma said, That's fine. That's fine. And directed Katie Perry, who was wearing the sunglasses, to look at photographers and take pictures.

Well, because that's another thing of note is that if you watch a video in full, Nicole Kidman doesn't end up taking the photo, period. She just leaves, and then Salma and Katie take a photo.

Yeah.

So yes. I It was a chaotic video. I could really see Nicole Kidman just being like, There's too much going on.

Yeah. Get your paws off me.

The flashes, everybody's touching me. It's loud.

However, I saw someone be like, They're probably just overwhelmed. There's a lot of photographers. You showed up at a fashion show. In this situation, I do gravitate more towards Nicole of, Don't touch me. But to be overwhelmed by photographers, that's why you're there. And they're wearing sunglasses.

Sometimes if you are feeling really over stimulated, just one person, it's not even about the person. They're the one that you decide to take all of your issues out on. It's not about Salma. It's that's just where Nicole climax with what she could take.

However, this was at the Balenciaga show, so I don't really care how anyone was feeling. What are you doing there?

I don't care about anyone getting their feelings hurt. I think everybody, and I love Nicole Kidman, but I think everybody involved in this particular video is a big fat loser.

I don't really about the hurt feelings. No, not at all. I find it interesting that a bunch of A-listers are having weird tension.

Yeah. I also do find it incongerous with Nicole Kidman to be involved in this. Not the Salma Hayek of it all, the Balenciaga of it all. She's so scandal averse. I feel like in her career, she really has not stepped in it. And this is so random. It's not even Balenciaga clothes. I think of them and I think of Nicole Kidman.

The fashion moments that she has are not It's not like she has to be involved with Balenciaga to continue her fashion journey. And moreover, once again, the clothes are ugly. It's easy to put them back on the shelf.

Yeah, and they're very futuristic and stupid. I feel like Nicole Kidman has always dressed really well for every phase of life that she's in, and she always really crushes it. And black spandex Balenciaga alien sunglasses is not what I think of when I think of Nicole Kidman style.

No, and I think for anyone, it should be an easy thing to move on from.

You can find the black spandex dress anywhere. They're obviously paying celebrities to wear and show up. They all have contracts.

That, to me, is so not... Usually, I'm like, Get your... Bag. Get your bag. Here, it's like, all of these people are extremely wealthy. They could go to any other house, and they know how it makes people feel about them. The general public is not over Balenciaga.

No. Actually, I feel like those fashion contracts, except for... Unless you're like Zendaya, are not that much money. They're not known to be crazy lucrative. You do it more for the prestige.

Balenciaga is not... I don't know what their numbers are, but I see when I go to the mall, they're the only bags on sale. They're the only kiosk where there's not even someone working inside the kiosk because there's no one perusing. I think they've really, really suffered. Their bottom line has suffered. So it's not like they have all this money to just pay anyone exorbitive amounts right now.

Well, they are a part of one of those billion dollars. It's not LVMH, but LVMH type.

It's Salma's husband being like, We're going to prop up. Why?

Why? Yeah. I don't know.

Why don't you want to admit that what they did really foiled the business?

So this is just giving very much loser on loser crime, so I don't actually care.

Agreed. Are you ready for our next story?

Loser is going to lose.

Are you ready for our next story? Which I actually found to be shocking? I'm not actually shocked. I think a lot of people were shocked by this. It came out of nowhere. But it's some breakup news. Okay. And he's wearing Abercrombie because Jason Tartick- I was shocked. And Kat Stickler announced their amicable split. Jason Tartick is from The Bachelor, and Kat Stickler is a content creator and influencer. And many months ago, they announced that they were dating, and they've been posting so happily together ever since. I think fans of both of them were so happy about this, and knowing both of them, they seem to be really well-matched.

And then there was a little bit of a scandal with Caitlin, and the internet really took Kat and Jason's side. They really had a lot of momentum Momentum behind them.

Momentum. Everything that they've done, it seems like they're very serious because she has a daughter, and he's, of course, met her daughter. And they just seemed so well-matched. A couple that you're like, Oh, this makes sense. We don't have to check in on them.

No, 1,000 %. I actually hung out with them in St. Bart's, and they were really cutesy, totally in love. And they hadn't gotten public yet. So not me knowing everything before everyone else. And I was like, Oh, this isn't just influencers dating. It's a real relationship.

Yeah. So after around six months of dating, the couple had decided to go their separate ways, revealing in posts on Instagram stories on Saturday. So she posted a video saying that they had broken up and that she wasn't going to get into too much detail about it, but it all seemed pretty-Amicable. Amicable. Amicable. And then he said, I'm sad to share that Kat and I are no longer together. It's fair to say that I love hard with all my heart and fall fast. Sometimes in life that works out, and other times it doesn't. This time it didn't. Kat has brought me so much happiness and light. She brought out parts of me I never knew existed. I will forever be grateful for her. And of course, sweet MK, this chapter closes amicably and another opens. I'll be rooting for her happiness, and I'm also rooting for mine.

I just found this so shocking because I feel like they were starting to do stuff in their relationship that you really only do when you're about to get married. They were doing brand deals together, and I know that sounds stupid, but I can't explain it.

It's a really serious part of a relationship. To mix business with your relationship is something that you typically do when you're so serious that you don't have to worry that this is going to come between you.

Because you're going to have mixed finances any day now. Then, of course, she had posted this really cute video of her daughter running to Jason. Her daughter was obsessed with her boyfriend. So cute. I did not even think about these two as even on the chopping block.

More so just like, When are they going to get engaged?

Yeah, it's taking a long time. I'm shocked. I'm shocked.

Everyone's entitled to... I'm going to respect their privacy while personally wondering, what could have come between them?

While personally being curious. Yeah, a little personal. Never stop asking why.

Curiosity. She then also posted a video because I guess people... And she was so delicate about it, but people pretending to be concerned while also your daughter, why you introduced your daughter to men. Oh my God, shut up. She's like, Thank you so much for your concern. You're not concerned because if you're a fan of Cathy, you have to... You like her, you would trust her judgment. She knows what's best for her family. It's It was a fake concern.

No, but also... Okay, so what she has a daughter, and what she can never introduce her boyfriend to her daughter. Kids meet a lot of people. Kids are fine.

Yeah, so she was just explaining how the relationship between MJ and Jason, which I didn't even feel she needed to do. Mk. Mk, sorry.

Michael Jackson and Jason.

I didn't even feel she needed to do that, but she was patient for doing that. She was saying a lot of facts about her life. She lives in Florida, and that she can't leave Florida. So maybe they were getting more serious, and it just wouldn't have worked out.

Well, let me tell you some of the lore with why she can't leave Florida. It's actually really crazy. She popped on the scene when TikTok was blowing up. She was in a content couple. Her and her husband did classic marriage, classic early parenthood type stuff. And they blew up. And the second they blew up, they got divorced. Everyone was like, What the fuck? And she was so respectful, never said anything. Reddit did their thing, found documents, everybody. She will always maintain, very like Kim and Kanye. She has never said a bad word about. But apparently, he cheated on her and left her for the woman that he cheated on her with. And now that woman is the kid's stepmom. Like, really fucked up shit. And it was such a crazy saga of events, and she totally came out on top. I don't even know if he does content anymore, but she's one of the biggest content creators on TikTok. She's huge brands. She's super famous. But that's why she can't leave Florida. They must have some custody.

Yeah. So maybe they were about to get engaged, but their lives just can't work together. However, does love conquer all? Sound off in the comments.

I guess we'll see. I guess we'll see. But Jason's also very much hustle, bustle. I don't know if he could be tied down to Florida.

Yeah, but he can get on an airplane and step off into a new land. He could. He really could.

Yeah.

And for love- Maybe that's not it.

Maybe that's not it then.

Yeah. So I'm just I'm personally curious while respecting their privacy.

Okay, I didn't want to say this, but I did hear something.

Okay.

I heard that they broke up because he was wearing too much Abercrombie.

Interesting. I honestly, that's on her.

You could see it?

No, I think that would be unreasonable.

That's just what I heard. Obviously, I don't want to start any rumors or anything, but that's just what I heard.

Okay. Well, I'm not going to I'm proud. Of course not. I'm going to respect privacy.

Of course. But I'm shocked. As always. I was shocked, too.

Are you ready for our next two stories, our fourth and fifth?

I don't get a break between four and five?

I don't think so because they're both a bit of content news.

But I think for the sake of the flow... Okay, fine. Hold on. That was so annoying.

No, I mean, you could, but I don't need to need one. That's fine.

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Our next story, that are Siamese twins a little bit because it's both pieces of content news that could not be more different.

So they could have had a break in the middle.

No, but twins are very different. Maybe on the outside, they seem the same, but they're their own people. A Beatles documentary being produced by Martin Scorsese is coming to Disney+. So I don't know what the big twist is going to be, but a new Beatles documentary, Produced by Mr. Scorsese, captures the band's 1964 introduction to the US and it will arrive on Disney Plus on November 29th. With director David Tideshi at the helm, Beatles 64 is set to follow the electrifying moment of the Beatles' first visit to America and their performance on the Ed Sullivan show to 74 million people. Crazy.

Crazy. One thing about me, I don't give a fuck about the Beatles. I know. Seriously, the Laure, Yoko, John. I don't give a fuck. And by the way, this is going to be the hottest take. I don't even like their songs. Sorry.

I think their songs are objectively good songs.

Here comes the Sun. Is that them?

That one slaps.

Yeah, sorry.

That's Hargie.

I don't know. I just feel whenever... I didn't live through Beatlemania, so I wasn't... I don't know what that's like. But every time Taylor makes a huge stride or sets a record, they're like, It hasn't been done since The Beatles. I don't give a fuck.

No, I agree. The Beatles are a blind spot for me. Maybe documentaries like this would make me have more respect and understanding. Okay. I think it's interesting that Martin Scorsese is on The Doc.

Yeah. And how do you direct a documentary when you're a movie director? Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

Also, in the past, he coproduced and directed George Harrison's living in the material world. So he just does... Maybe it's a hobby for him to work on Beatles projects. Maybe he's just a big fan.

And George is obviously the least famous one, right? I would say it goes John, Paul, Ringo, George.

Yeah, but I'm sure George has the most peace.

1,000 %. George goes to the grocery store.

I think George- Wait, is George alive? I think so. I could find out.

And...

Oh, by the way, Correction alert. Martha Stewart's ex-husband is alive.

As is George.

As is George. Good. The reason why I thought Martha Stewart's husband ex was dead is because the way she was talking-Talked about it. It sounded like he passed. He never knew.

By the way, I didn't think that was a crazy assumption.

But that's why I assumed that's the information that I was gleaning off of. Apologies, Mr. Stewart.

He's dead? George is dead.

Oh, Rip. Rip. So maybe in his life, he probably had the most peace. Like, of And of course, John was so tortured, and Paul always being the second man, and Ringo is Ringo. But George could just be George.

I feel like there's two types of girls, Beatles girls and One Direction girls. I'm a 1D girl.

There's two types of people, girls and women.

Yeah. I just, I don't know. People could tell me all the interesting facts about the Beatles all they want. I don't care. I don't think any of them were attractive. I can't believe that girls used to faint. They're literally not cute. And I don't know. It's not my personal vibe. I realized this is one of the most offensive things. If this got clipped and put on some Beatles bro reddit page, they would be like, Oh, this that bitch knows nothing. You know what? I don't give a fuck, okay? I don't give a shit about the Beatles.

What you're saying is you do know nothing, and you don't care to know anything about this.

Yeah, and I don't think they're handsome. Sorry.

However, I think we're going to be inundated with a lot of Beatles stuff in the next few years, this documentary. And then remember each Beatle is getting their own drama film.

Obviously, the people who own the Beatles estate did some yard sale with the rights.

Wait, Claudia, more than that. Accompanied with this documentary, they are rereleasing seven Beatles albums.

And then there's going to be a hologram tour. I'm not interested in them disgracing the legacy of the Beatles for a quick cash grab.

Do you think the Beatles would cut it in this day and age?

I don't know if the internet's ready for that conversation.

To be honest, my answer is yes, but it's worth discussing.

I feel like when I see a movie about a person, then I really... Because I feel like we had Freddie Mercury, that whole era where we did those types of movies. It was very clear Elton John could have been alive in any time period, and he would have been as big as... Same with Freddie Mercury. Once I see the Beatles one, I'll make my decree. But I feel like no. I feel like if they seriously... The Butterfly Afflect, if they decided to play their song the next day, no one would have cared.

I disagree, but I respect and I'm intrigued by your opinion. But also I feel the It's the same way about Elvis.

Yeah. Any time, any place. Once in a generation.

He's Elvis.

Yeah. You know who I feel that way about?

That could make it or couldn't.

Couldn't. It was just kismet time and place, like One Direction a little bit.

Oh, okay.

I don't feel like they were that... And by the way, I love One Direction. I'm just offending everyone today.

Yeah.

Okay, so things I won't be watching? This. Yeah.

Well, our fifth and final story is something that you might be watching.

Unless it's Diner's Drive-ins and Dives, probably not. I've been watching so much Triple Day. And I think the food on there is fucking disgusting, by the way.

It's definitely not Diner's Drive-ins and Dives. But just let me get through the deets before you make your judgment.

Oh, she's saying, Shut up. She's saying, be quiet.

No, because it's layered, and this is also a a Redheads coded story. Okay. Pride and Prejudice series is in development at Netflix from Dolly Alder Hilton. Now, that name might sound familiar to you because she wrote a book that we read for the Redheads called Everything I Know About Love. And then that show was turned into a series that we didn't watch, but we really liked the book. It was actually Margot and Dana's favorite book of the year, the year that we read it, and they're such different readers. And it was a really good book.

It was just about- I read it. I did not like it.

I liked it. I didn't absolutely love it, but I respected it, and I thought it was- Yeah, it's She's huge in the UK, I think more so than America.

And she's very much... I'm trying to think of a comparison. It's just tales of a socialite. She's this wealthy party girl.

I don't even know about wealthy or anything.

She had worked in magazines. It was given The Hills.

I can't explain it. It was given Sex in the City for the Other Set in the UK. And it was just like, Memoirs of Adalia and stories from that period in your 20s where you're just doing it all. And it was really cute. And then she had her show, Everything I know About Love. She wasn't in it, but it was They took her book and made it. And now she will be penning the scripts for Pride and Prejudice series at Netflix. There's no cast yet attached, and the project has not been green-lit at the streamer. Netflix has a history with Austin having adapted Persuasion for a 2020 movie starting Dakota Johnson. But this is the series, Pride and Prejudice. I think this is a good idea.

Yeah. Pending that it's not like a radical new, loosely based on pride, is it a period piece? Or is it going to be like, Pride and Prejudice for 11-year-olds? Everybody has a cell phone.

I think it's going to be Bridgerton, Pride and Prejudice. I like that. Almost like also that show, The Bucaneers. I don't know if you ever watched it.

I'm familiar with it, but I haven't watched it.

And a lot of period pieces where it's like the dialog is very today. They're talking TikTok. The music is very today. The themes are very today, but it's set in a different time, which to me has a lot of potential. I actually wound up... I didn't finish The Bucaneers, but I wound up enjoying it.

Yeah, I feel like Pride and Prejudice is getting yasified. I think this happens with a lot of O. G. Books. It just happened with little women, like Timothée Chalamey and Greta Gerwig. Everybody was obsessed.

Was it yasified or It was just like a- That one was pretty authentic.

It was just like a recreation. Pride and Prejudice hasn't had a resurgence since Keira Knightley's, which was like 20 years ago.

I feel like this is the Bridgerton effect. I feel like a lot of- That's a good comparison. People are trying to capitalize on that. They're Oh, they do like period pieces when they're done in a really modern way. And I think that dolly being attached to it, it's brilliant, and it might really work.

Yeah. I think Dolly being attached to it is like, if that's the brand, it sounds cute. Yeah.

I think that that's the Bridgerton effect. And it's not something that really bothers me.

No. It's cute. But that, Catherine the Great show- Especially when it's something that's ahistorical to begin with.

I I don't like it when it is taking actual history and changing history.

So that, L Fanning show on Hulu.

The Great.

The Great? I didn't like that. I actually watched that episode- I did not like that. And I found it stupid.

I did not like that. And that is actual history that was Yosified, and I did not like it.

Yeah, yeah. Pride and Prejudice is fiction. Pride and Prejudice is fiction. But it's also an important piece of literature these kids need to know. Right.

Bucaneers is fiction. Bridgerton is set in a It's in a real-time, but then is fiction, so it doesn't bother me.

Yeah, it's set in a real-time, but it's completely fake.

Nobody plays a real...

The Queen wasn't the Queen.

She's not- The Queen Charlotte, I think, actually might have been the queen at the time. But of course, her story is completely changed. Yeah. And so that is different. But yeah, I don't like when it's real history, reyal history, to bring it back to the top.

Yeah, Wow. We've really done a full circle here.

As we always do.

And for the record, the two stories could have been separated. You think so? 1,000 %. The Beatles and Pride and Prejudice.

Yes, I could have separated them, but then the show was over now. I think it was better the way it was.

Yeah, I agree.

I think it all worked out the way it supposed. I think we let the chips fall where they made, Turtalou.

Well, in the words of Simon Van Campen, I am real, and that's what I'll be doing this afternoon.

So just think of me. In the words of Jacky Van Campen, I am real.

Jacky Van Campen. Exactly. And that's what I've been saying.

Been saying.

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