Transcript of The *Fast* Five: Friday, October 11th, 2024

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. That genuinely, if you are of the jewish faith, feels nothing like a fucking Friday.

It definitely feels like a Thursday because.

No, it feels like a Monday.

We're all over the place. Like, we're going into the weekend. Yes, technically, but we are going into.

The hardest day of the year fast.

I'm actually headed out of town for the weekend. We were supposed to leave town yesterday, but our plans got changed because of the Milton tings, so we're leaving town today. So it's very Thursday today, meaning I couldn't tell you what day it is.

How are you looking at this fast? Like, are you feeling like you're gonna crush it? Are you feeling like it's not your year?

No, I know that I'm gonna do what I have to do, but I also know that it's gonna leave me with a migraine for two days, and I'm going into the fast with a bit of a migraine. So it's not looking good for your girl. And I'm getting on a plane. Not good for the grain. It's gonna be a rough 72 hours.

It is. I'm feeling, like, definitely weak. I'm not feeling, like my toughest. Like, my mental fortitude is on point. Like, I'll be able to just, like, walk. Cause, you know, I gotta walk in the streets. I walk past, you know, bagel stores, chinese food restaurants, carts on the street, and I'm feeling just, like, weak of mind.

Well, I have to, like, make food for the boys. Like, I'm gonna be surrounded by food all day because they don't have to fast. Like, I have to make breakfast.

That's crazy.

Snacks.

That's really crazy.

Yeah. So I think it's good, though, to go into it weak of mine, because then you'll really embody the spirit of the day. Like, to come in, like, guns blazing. It's like, that's not what this is about. Like, we're not meant to feel our best.

We're supposed to be, like, coming in humble, hat in hand.

Hat in hand. Like, asking for forgiveness. Chuvah, please.

Even though I'm really not sorry, like.

Deadass, I did forget a lot over the last ten days that these were an important ten days.

Yeah, these are, like, the ten days between the two most important, where God, like, really judged. He's watching. You need to be on your best behavior.

But every time I remembered, I was like, no, no, no. I think, okay, I was good. I think I was good.

Yeah. It wasn't top of mind for me.

I was, like, too busy to be acting out.

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't do it. I mean, I didn't kill anyone, you know, so that's good.

But, like, what was in your heart, turdy?

What was in my heart these last ten days? Like, honestly, the toast and my family, like, I don't. I think that's what God wants. Like, work hard, play hard.

Yeah. So tomorrow is the big day. We will see you on the other.

Side of the animal to everyone participating.

Yeah. And just know, like, your girls are fasting.

Yeah. Like, while you're, you know, soaking up whatever Saturday awesomeness, drinking awesome shooters with your awesome.

A cold glass of tea. Think of sounds amazing at 03:00 on Yom Kippur.

Anything sounds amazing at 03:00 cold glass of water with, like, a lemon wedge. Mmm.

Tasty.

I also hit up a new. Speaking of Judaism, big news in the community. I know. I've been telling you guys, when the kosher grocer opened, like, the landscape of my local jewish community was ever shifted. Well, like, last week, a new kosher spot for dinner opened up. Now, that new, because it exists downtown, but they opened it up in uptown version. And I went last night. It was, like, so premium. It was, like, the fanciest steakhouse I'd ever been to in my life. I had such a big meal. Literally had to be rolled home. Just kind of perfect way to start Yom Kippur.

That's true.

It was really something.

Are you gonna have a big meal tonight? Do you know what you're having?

I don't know what I'm having. I was talking about that with Ben this morning. That's kind of one of the more fun parts of the holiday. Like, discussing a gorgeous.

I always botch it. Like, for some reason, we're always delayed. Like, we order food and it doesn't come, or. I just feel like I never really got it right. Plus, today is just gonna be, like a race to the evening. So I don't know.

I don't have a good plan, like. Cause I'm always, like, thinking fat, you know? I'm thinking pizza. Pasta. Even though, like, in terms of actually staying full and sustaining, like, hunger. That's not helpful. Like, you should really.

The more you eat, the hungrier you are.

No, no. It's, like, more so about what?

No, but that's also true. Like, just. Cause you eat a huge meal, that's not gonna make you not hungry. No, of course.

But if you eat a huge meal of, like, crap versus a huge meal of, like, a ton of meat and, like, veggies. Like, you will technically stay fuller longer. But I'm not thinking with my head at this time of the day.

Like, but then if you eat a whole meal of carbs, you can run a marathon. Make it make sense.

That's the thing. Like, it doesn't.

I feel like that's a lie, that the pasta industry started. Like, big pasta, carbs. Pasta fuels you, right?

You need to be fueled, right?

That feels like a lie.

Cause anytime I've had pasta, like, I'm not running anywhere, bitch. I am laying down. I'm feeling the pasta like. Like a rock in my belly.

It's giving big pasta.

Well, just leave it to us to uncover another toxic industry, another scandal. Speaking of toxicity and scandals, I'm all caught up on tell me lies. That's what I did yesterday. I think. I don't know how many episodes I was. I was behind more than I thought I was, and then I was, like, overjoyed to see that the episode I was watching was the new episode. So I'm all completely caught up.

I was a little let down yesterday to find out that I was already caught up. I thought I had one more episode. I thought it came out yesterday, but it came out the night before, so it's good I was caught up. But my recap yesterday was of everything. I want to hear your thoughts, so if you want to get into that now, tell me where the stories spoilers starts.

If you're avoiding it, the timestamps will be in the description of the episode, so you can just skip right ahead. I'll tell you when that. When it's over. So starting now. Okay. It's crazy how, like, for me, for so long, like, Lucy was the beginning and end of the show. Seriously, her scenes, I can't even watch her. Like, I'm so intrigued with what's going on with Pippa and Brie. Like, they are so far more interesting to me than Lucy. Like, Lucy's predictable. Like, we know what she's gonna do, right?

I feel like I used to hate Lucy so much in season one. Like, seriously, the worst person I've ever known. And in this season, I actually really like her when she is being good and trying for redemption. I like her so, so much now. I'm obviously disappointed in her. However, I could see how she got to this place. Like, everybody is sort of, like, splintering off and leaving her, and she has no one left. And then Steven comes a knock in. I agree. Pippa and Wrigley like, that's the heart and soul of this show.

Great. I love Wrigley.

They are my favorites. However, Brie has lost me. Brie has crossed into sociopathic behavior. Maybe her and Lucy are perfect for each other.

Okay, so while I don't endorse everything Bree has been getting herself into, like, the earrings.

Like, she. Seriously? You just saw, like, this switch flipped. Like, I'm a crazy bitch now.

And they are insinuating that, like, years later at her wedding, she's on the phone with someone and that it's the professor. Correct. Right.

Which also kind of feels like they never get caught, which I would like, that I can't deal with them getting in trouble. Like, it's.

No. Like, the Christmas party scene. Like, how dumb are you?

And I. I know everyone's, like, shipping. Like, oh, he should kiss her. But when Evan, like, put it in plain terms, he's a 45 year old man, and she's 19 years old. That is very young. If two. If Leo were dating a 19, you know, we would say the same thing. Plus, the professor student dynamic also changes things. But say she were a grad student. Like, that makes it a little better. I saw someone wrote in toast after dark that they were a grad student. They fell in love with their professor, and they're still together to this day. So there is something, like, very wrong with their relationship. Aside from the obvious facts.

Yeah. From an ethical standpoint.

Yeah. Aside from the fact that he's married. Just. She is so young.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, I like it too.

Yeah, no, I actually really don't like it. Like, I actually don't even think they have chemistry. And when they were sitting at the bar at that hotel and everything, like, started to be embarrassing and icky, that was the time to part ways. Like, you guys can't even go to a hotel bar together and have a nice time because your situation is so.

Off now for me. Like, I really can't watch Diana. I literally hate her so much. Cause you wanna know why? Like, she's so smart, right? And she clearly is guided by this, like, moral compass. That's what's really led her to her friendship with Pippa. Like, she knows. She knows the difference between right and wrong. I think people in the show, like, don't. And so all of that is just so incongruous with her, like, obsession with Steven and, like, knowing what Steve deleting those pictures, like, she now knows. And her, like, obsession with him and decision to, like, ride for him so hard and, like, how dumb are you? Like, the second your dad can't help your boyfriend, your boyfriend, like, is mean to you? Like, she's smarter than that in all senses.

I've always loved Diana, and I thought, like, I understood her. And last season, she was just, like, a totally different person than she is this season. But that's also, like, the Steven effect. Right? But I felt like she was always, like, really smart and together and, like, saw potential in Stephen and was going to, like, lift him out of his circumstances, and, like, that's why he was so attracted to her. When he was, like, realizing he was just, like, fucking around with Lucy, the two of them were going nowhere, and they were being losers and, like, doing poorly in school. Or I can have, like, this bright future with Diana. Like, and they walk down the stairs together. He was like, I'm choosing my future. And, like, all of this over here, like, I fully got it, and I shipped them as much as I could ship Stephen with anyone. But then this season, and again, yes, it is, like, the toxic relationship with Stephen, but, like, how does a girl like that, like, know what her boyfriend did and isn't affected by it isn't, like, turned off by him? So now I don't understand her.

And then even the way she was, like, standing, this is why the show was so good when she was, like, standing, when he walked into the room, like, she just looked so small. Like, she looked so meek, whereas, like, in the first season, to me, she was a giant. And now I don't know if they changed, like, the proportions of her clothes, but she looked, like, just so small inside and out.

That's really funny.

Maybe I'm taking the show too seriously, but, no.

I could say no.

Just the way I'm telling you. The way she was standing. They told her to stand like that because her. Her stance literally has changed.

Yeah. Right, right, right. I agree with you that, like, Wrigley and Pippa are oddly the most, like, the endearing. Yeah. And, like, true, like, moral compass of the show. And that scene when he broke down, like, was really sad, and there's just, like, so many lies. Like, I can't even. I mean, I guess that's why it's called tell me. I literally can't even keep up with it. Oh, and, like, when Bree pulled that earring out of her ear and, like, was being a dumb bitch, I, like, wanted to kill her. I was not expecting the teacher to show up wearing the earring. Like, what does it mean? Like, did she find it? He was like, oh, that's a gift for you.

Like, yeah. Like, I think Bree thought this was how she was gonna get Oliver to herself by the wife knowing, and she found them, and Oliver was like, it's for you. And I absolutely love that.

Yeah. Yeah, that was. That was uncomfortable.

Yeah. And Leo and Lucy broke up, which is sad, because they were actually cute.

Yeah. And, like, he was sorry. He was too good for her. Like, yeah.

And he was also good for her, but it was weird that he didn't tell her about his history with Steven.

Yes. Yeah. But it's, like, so frustrating that all these people, like, know how Steven works and they still, like, let him win. Like, when Lydia came up to him and was, like, when he came up to Lydia, like, in the quad and was telling her all the things Lucy had ever said about her, like, they just let themselves, like, get caught up in it, even though they know.

Yeah, but she actually wasn't wrong for that because it's not like she's experienced Steven. So, like, she only knows what Lucy says, and then, like, how everything he said, even if he's a manipulator, how would he know a lot of that stuff? Like, she obviously said some of that stuff, and then he twisted it. But now I also. And I said this yesterday, like, I do see the path to how Steven and Lydia get together, because they're both eventually enemies of Lucy.

And I do see how, like, Lucy will never talk. Lydia will never talk to Lucy again. Like, in her mind, she falsely accused her brother of something.

Yeah.

Now I do wonder if in real time now everybody knows about Pippa.

I don't know.

Well, right, right. Only one more episode. It's kind of a short season. I think it's, like, eight episodes.

Yeah. Good. Leave us wanting more. They're doing a fantastic job. It's been such a good season.

It really has. Even, like, post book.

Post book. Yeah, I like it. Yeah.

We have a great show. We've got stories. We've got Queenie and weenie. And I think for Friday, the stories are kind of good.

Yeah, they're really good. I'm actually really excited to talk about all of them. There are five strong stories. I would say, like, not one is more huge than another.

Love that.

So let's get into the five strong stories that you need to know, and.

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Our first story, one of our favorite social media tropes, Jessica Chastain, is getting backlash after her embarrassing complaint about her JetBlue flight. So Jessica Chastain took to X to complain about a situation that she encountered on a recent JetBlue flight. She screenshotted a dollar 15 travel credit from JetBlue and said, thank you at JetBlue for your dollar 15 credit. My flight was $1,500 and the credit is one 100th of the money I paid you. Strange that I paid that for your in flight entertainment system that didn't work for the duration of my six hour flight, but I guess it was worth it for this $15 credit. And they responded saying, we're sorry you're disappointed, Jessica, please send us a DM so we can look into this. And then she also posted the DM that she sent.

Oh my God. I only saw the first part. She doesn't stop.

She said the flight attendants issued the dollar 15 for each for the tv outage. Cause that was the issue with her flight. She said, I understand, but I spent $1500 on the flight of. So did my husband. There should be some flight credit or something since I have a true blue account and have been a loyal customer. True blue.

So this is a particular social media trope that gives me the ick. Like, when celebrities, wealthy people, use their platforms as like, a customer service communication method. And like, I seriously like, it gives me the ick. This is what I think is great about, like, brands doing customer service on social media for regular people, right? They have a hard time. You know, you're on the phone for 3 hours trying to get in contact. So overall, like, I like that brands are able to, like, issue customer service over social media. But to be Jessica Chastain. And by the way, when she posted this, it was like the night Milton was hitting, and I was just like, girl, read the fucking room. And I wasn't sure what she was complaining about because was she asking for a more significant discount or credit given the fact that her in flight entertainment did not work, or she was just sharing that her in flight entertainment didn't work and something else happened.

No, I think it was her in flight entertainment didn't work. She paid that much for the ticket. It was a six hour flight, and they only gave her $15 because her tv didn't work. Like, I agree with you, it's a good practice in general. And sometimes celebrities do use it, but they've had a crazy experience, right? Their flight turned around mid flight, you know, whatever.

Even then, I don't care.

Your tv doesn't work. Pick up a book and, like, what more should I feel like when you go on a plane, like, you know, there's a chance that, like, your tv might not work. And. And it's so. It's so annoying. But, like, they'll give you a little credit, but, like, really, what can they do? You're flying through the air. Sorry. Like, the television. They can't fix the television.

Let me say a television not working, like, is a huge inconvenience. Like, beyond.

What do you think you deserve for that?

Like, if I feel like, if that was the case on Delta, they give you, like, 5000 or 10,000 miles. Like, that, I feel, is, like, significant enough to, like, stave me off.

And what is 5000, 10,000 miles convert to in dollars?

Like $50, I think.

Okay, so she got 15. So it's a difference of $35.

The thing is, I am not going to go back and forth with you on whether I think this was an appropriate accommodation for Miss Chastain. I am merely focused more on the, like, the lack of self awareness that it takes to write this tweet. Like, you are a lady of a certain stature. Yeah, I. It's too much.

Yeah, it's not. It's not the best. Plus, it's not like she's, like, a social media swirly. Like, every thought on Twitter. Like, and so she's probably one of those people who has help in running her socials. So, like, this is what she's getting on for.

And I don't know, I just feel like if she really wanted to get in contact with somebody at. I was gonna say, dear media at JetBlue. Like, she has different ways of, like, back end channels.

Well, I'm almost glad she didn't use the back end special channel for her $15 problem.

The point of a flight is to get you from point a to point b. And they did that.

Yeah. Like, there are a lot of inconveniences that can happen when you're on the plane. Whether they want to be more generous in giving you something. Okay. But, like, to take to your big platform and start complaining about the $15. What? Hoping that. How much do you think that you should get? So it's a difference of $15, $20.

It's cringelicious.

It is. It really is.

I'm not a fan of the celebrities doing this, and Jessica Chastain is no exception. I have, like, a few, like, things.

Especially when she paid $1500 for the ticket. Like, I know she's saying that as some sort of flex, like, we deserve more, but it's like, right, if you pay dollar 1500 for two tickets, like, no, you're okay.

One. No, no.

Dollar 1500 twice for your husband too.

You have an iPad. No.

And, like, it's okay if you get the $15 instead of the $20.

No. What? So if she had been sitting in economy and her tv didn't work, like, what?

She deserves less of it.

Like, it's really out of touch, especially given the fact, like, what do we know about Jessica chassis? And she's a famous movie star. She has a lot of money. She will be okay.

Right? Right.

I hate when celebrities do this. It is my least favorite thing on the.

It never really ends well. And I think maybe once in a while it does end, where it becomes, like, a saga. And so maybe other celebrities then think, I'm gonna, you know, relate to people. Isn't it annoying when your tv doesn't work and you only get $15?

Like, even if a flight attendant, like, punched Jessica Chastain's husband in the face, like, I still don't wanna hear about it. Like, for real. That's your private business. Handle it privately. It's wrong.

Yeah, well, maybe she'll think twice next time, but I don't know. She kept posting the DM's. Like, she's.

She can't be deterred.

She's all in.

She's all in on JetBlue. And she's a true blue swirly.

She is not the true blue.

That was so funny.

Are you ready for our next story? We have a lot of content news today, so no particular order. Next story. Netflix is ordering a John Mulaney live weekly talk show in 2025.

Yes, I saw this.

So Netflix is expanding its business with comedian John Mulaney following the success of last year's live everybody's in LA series with Mulaney. Chief content officer of Netflix announced that they will launch a live weekly talk show with Mulaney next year. He said, I'm really excited. She said, I'm really excited about it. So for next year, for 2025, we're doing a variety live talk show with John Mulaney, which I'm super excited about. I mean, John Mulaney. Hello. So we have a long relationship with John.

Literally, me.

We have a long relationship with John, obviously, and we have done his stand up specials. And during Netflix is a joke festival, he did a live talk show called everybody's in LA. And I was there at a couple of the tapings and was just so bold and original and fresh and then unpredictable. And I think it'll be really fun to get to do a live show with him.

You know, she's speaking, like, in buzzwords, but she's not wrong. I like that Netflix has become, like, really the place for comedy, and they keep evolving. Like the new Tim Dillon show. It's like when you thought Tim Dillon was announcing something new with Netflix, you would have assumed it was another special. But no, it's like a play on, like, a Jerry Springer type of show. Like, I like that they're doing different things with comedians besides just specials.

Yeah, I think this is a great idea and could be the start of more talk shows on Netflix. Maybe even a nightly show like, this could really change the landscape. And I think he's the perfect person to start with.

Agreed. And I could see them, like, kind of eclipsing the traditional late night form.

Because there's been a problem in the late night for a while. I feel like there's all these, like, think pieces about it. Like, what are we doing about late night? And it's just like the. Jimmy's being stale.

Being Jimmy.

No one's tried something new yet, so here we go.

Yeah, but although they did do that with Chelsea. Right? They had a Chelsea handler. Was it like a. It wasn't daily, but it was like a weekly. It was something. She had big guests and it didn't do well. Where Netflix.

Mmm.

It was, like, very satirical, so it wasn't like, straight interview. She was like, you know, being like. Like, a little, like, loony little Chelsea, but it was canceled.

Well, try, try again.

Yeah. If at first you don't succeed, try.

Try again with John Mulaney.

Literally. And you know how I feel about John Mulaney, so that's good.

Yeah. So I'm happy for you.

This big for the John Mulaney swirlies.

Are you ready for some more big Netflix content? News? Something I'm actually really excited about, that Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart that I didn't know that I needed. But Martha Stewart has a documentary coming out on Netflix on October 30. It is called Martha. Netflix just dropped the trailer for the documentary, which premieres at the end of the month, and it chronicles her rise to fame, her criminal conviction, and how she rebuilds herself after her time in prison. So in the trailer, she says, I was on top of the world. And then, of course, she was indicted on criminal charges related to the sale of the stock. So she is participating in this documentary. She's giving interviews. She's talking about her rise, the trial, her time in prison, her comeback. It looks amazing.

It does. And, you know, I had never thought, like, sat down and thought, like, Martha Stewart should have a documentary, but she really is so impressive from a million different perspectives. Like, one of you just look at her business, and I think that, like, her real, like, rise and, like, her peak of, like, that homemaker tv era, like, we kind of missed. So I don't, like, know a lot about it.

Yeah.

And then, of course, the whole, you know, going to prison thing and, like, fun fact about Martha Stewart is, like, she went to prison because she refused to give up her, like, her ally. She refused to rat. So she's kind of, like, a gangster in that sense as well. But she literally went to prison. So looking forward to hearing about that.

And I feel like we were so young that maybe the first time we even heard Martha Stewart's name was in the course of the trial. But then now to see it as, like, she was, like, picture perfect homemaker, the word they kept using was, like, perfect, perfect, perfect. She's literally an adjective. Like, that's so Martha Stewart, like. And for that person to then be on trial, like, I'm sure it was a shock to the country, and then to have to come back, and she has come back and is doing, like, the same but different stuff. And, like, evolving as a woman in the industry also talking about, like, aging in the industry as a woman is impossible. And I also don't know if I knew she was amazing.

I don't know if I knew she was the first self made female billionaire. Something like that.

Us.

In the US. I don't know if I knew that.

No, I don't think I knew that either, because I don't know that much about her career story.

I agree. And, like, what is her business like then? All of it. Like, how did she become a billionaire? She has this, like, homemaking empire with, like, Martha Stewart weddings magazine. The tv show.

Living. The tv show, I think. What's North Living magazine.

Okay. Okay.

I think she had product line.

Yeah, definitely. Products.

And then, you know, probably made some money from the insiders trading.

Of course, of course. And the tv show.

Yes, a tv show. But I don't think you become a billionaire from a tv show.

No, no, no. But it's all, like, the Martha ecosystem.

It's product.

It's in the product.

I think she also, like, media mogul, magazine publishing mogul.

Yep.

Celebrity consumer goods mogul.

And then I think she also, and I don't know much about it, has a deeply interesting personal life, too.

Well, then, yeah, there's stuff about her husband. He is no longer with us. But they talked about the fact that he had cheated on her. And then, like, they were like, but didn't you cheat on him? And she was like, well, he never knew about that.

Obsessed.

Yeah. No, she's, like, still, like, gangster.

Yes.

She's just talking about, like, not trying to be.

Martha Stewart is a gangster. And that's why, like, everyone loves her from all different walks of life. Young, old, like, everybody loves Martha Stewart. Yeah.

So I think there's gonna be a lot in there. I'm 100% watching this. I know. I always say, like, I'm open. I'll be watching this if I don't watch it by October 31, like, someone remind me I'm sad.

Yeah.

Because yesterday, I had carved out some time to watch my last episode of tell me lies, and then when it wasn't there, I was out. I was all of a sudden, like, looking through my DVR, like, what do I want? You are scrolled on my phone.

Classic. What a way to waste an hour.

What do you say instead of DVR?

Well, you were talking about, like, your YouTube tv recordings. Right, right.

My library. Like, you guys wouldn't know what I'm talking about. Some of you haven't cut your cords yet.

I would say I'd scroll through my, like, recorded shows. I don't know. I wouldn't say DVR.

Tivo.

No.

Cultural shift.

Speaking of. Yeah. Beep, boop. Beep, boop, beep, boop. Speaking of, like, little mom things, I literally don't know. Transition. Did you see the new Tesla van? They literally made a minivan, but it's like a robot. You can't drive it, like.

Oh, yeah, the new robot.

I saw they had a big event last night.

I'm honestly, like, offended I was invited.

It's so true. You are, like, the leading correspondent when it comes to, like, Elon's thereabouts.

And I feel like I am, like, a leading correspondent in the Tesla space for, like, swirly's.

Yep.

You know how many other swirlies are doing such Tesla advocacy?

So they unveiled, like, a new two seater car. A taxi.

The robo van.

The robo van?

Yeah, the 20 seat.

Are you gonna be driving your kids around in there?

No, that. I mean, watch me in a year. I think I need a robo van. Cute, cute, cute, cute. So he heard you actually, wait, it does kind of look like a minivan when the door opens. Yeah, no, it's literally, like, 20 cedar yet. But this is kind of pargen. And do you see the robot?

I did. I did. It's giving ex machina.

It is. But he. One, he's funny. And two, his name is Optimus. He's meant to help with household chores.

Okay, wait. When I saw the robot, it was definitely a girl.

Maybe you saw a girl?

She had a sexy physique. She had boobs.

Did you hear her speak?

No, Ben was still asleep when I opened my phone, so I was scrolling Twitter with no sound.

Oh, well, let me know what the voice sounded like. But I can't imagine they made two different physique.

I saw all the robots. Like, I saw.

They were all feminists.

I automatically assumed I saw tits. Like, what are you talking about?

I do see, like, a slight shelf, but the voice that I heard was a man.

He's a man.

Like, very much a man. But I do think you could probably change the voice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, like. And that's why I also said ex machina, because it looks like Alicia Vikander in that movie. She had, like, a sexy robot.

So you think these robots are sexy?

I'm saying, like, they're not ugly. Like, they have, like, a good body.

And they have good personality. Like, if they want to stay at that level of not, you know, taking over my life, I would maybe invite one into my home, because it said that they're there to help with household chores, like full mile laundry if I'm.

Like, laying in bed and, like, the clickers on the other side of the room. And I could just say, hey, Robie, get in here and pass me that. But I have Ben, so, like, I actually don't need a robot, but Ben needs a robot. Yes, Ben needs a robot. Yeah. What was the story? Oh, Martha. Yes, I agree. I am fully sad. Like, I cannot wait.

Cannot wait. See you then.

See you then.

Are you ready for our next story number four?

I also think Martha has, like, a fabulous personality that a lot of people don't know about.

Yeah, I feel like people know at this point, but, yeah, when she's talking in her documentary, like, that's gonna be fun. The story itself is fun.

Like, the visuals of her home, like, maybe she takes us through. I think she lives in, like, Massachusetts or something.

Yeah, it's gonna be great.

It's gonna be great. I love that.

Are you ready for our next story?

I am.

Some kind of major news between Scooter and tailored. Did you see that? Scooter sat down for an interview, and he's talking about Taylor Swift feud and his portrayal in the recent documentary that was on HBO, Max Taylor versus Scooter.

Which was, like, not sanctioned by either party.

Right. So he actually said that he watched it recently. He said at the Bloomberg screen time event on Thursday. He said, I wasn't going to watch it because I just thought it was going to be, like, another hit piece. And I pretty much stayed quiet about this kind of stuff. And my dad called me and my mom and they were like, we just watched it. We think you should watch it. So I did. He said, he then talks about the drama. He said, look, it's five years later. I think everyone, it's time to move on. He claimed that there were a lot of things that were misrepresented in the doc. And he said, quote, I think it's important in any kind of conflict, conflict that people actually communicate directly with each other. I think doing it out on social media and in front of the whole world is not the place. And I think when people actually take the time to stand in front of each other, have a conversation, they usually find out the monster's not real. And that hasn't happened. And that has not happened. I actually really agree with that.

Zachary. Yeah. Like, for me, when it comes to, like, the scooter and Taylor thing, like, I really can't get into it anymore these days because, like, for so long, like, scooter's the devil. Scooter's the devil. Scooter's the devil. Now, like, after October 7, it just kind of puts things in perspective about, like, what's important and, like, Scooter Braun, like, doing what he did with Taylor's masters. Like, I don't even care. Like, you, like, advocating on behalf of the jewish people. Like, to me, that's, like, non stop.

Bringing the Nova exhibit.

Yeah, I am la. You see me, I'm washing my hands of this saga. Like, I'm not getting involved.

No. But the concept that when two people who have an issue actually, like, sit down to talk about it, you actually find that, like he said, the monster's not real. Like, it could be, like, a lot of miscommunication or, like, oh, the game of telephone was lost here. This was my intention behind this. I didn't mean it to come off like that. Like, and I agree with him that maybe if they. Now it's too late and too much has been said, and Taylor, I don't think will ever, like, move on from what she thinks happened, what happened in her experience, you know, from her POV. But at the initial moment, like, I do feel like that would have been way more productive than, like, everyone taking his social media.

Also, speaking of tailored, have you seen this clip going around? I think it came out, like, literally this morning. Of his ex girlfriend. Yeah, she's on Angel Reese's podcast. Angel Reese. I didn't even know she had a podcast. She's, like, one of the bigger. One of the new big, like, WNBA stars she, like, came up with, and she just, like, they have this conversation that was, like, seriously, so disrespectful. Like, it was really crazy.

I actually felt like the ex was being as respectful as possible.

She was being a little delusional, but respectful.

Yeah.

And then, angel, I really liked you guys together.

Like, okay, you have to remember, and I feel like I just realized this. She was this girlfriend for five years. Like, that's a very long time.

Yeah. No, and she basically said, like, you know, we're all good with one another, but we don't acknowledge each other. We don't even communicate because of Taylor. Like, we just know it would become this huge thing, and it's not. But if I said hi to him or, like, we texted him, it would become a big thing that it isn't, which, by the way, you shouldn't really be communicating with your ex, who's in a new relationship. Like, I don't care how long you guys dated and how, you know, well, you guys ended. Like, that's disrespectful, but whatever. Her point was made. I don't think her point was offensive or anything.

No.

And then I just felt like angel was, like, being like.

Yeah. She was like. So she's saying she doesn't like Taylor to Travis together.

Yeah. It was giving. Like, they were better together than Taylor and Travis.

Yeah. Like, no, I could hear the next song on Taylor's album. Like, angels falling.

No, no. Literally. Next thing you know, Taylor's going to WNBA, like, Indiana game to support Caitlin Clarke.

A hundred percent.

She's wearing just to get back at angel race. Yeah, yeah.

No, you found yourself on a list, my friend.

She's making a list.

I agreed with what the ex said. I believe her name is Kayla.

Yeah.

So, yeah, what Kayla said. However, I also agree that why do you need to talk, communicate. If you walked past each other in the street, yes, you should say hi. But, like, when are you walking past each other in the street?

No, no. And I think she might like texting and stuff. Like, you shouldn't be.

Why would you text your ex to five years, that's done. That's your ex even before he's, like, moved on with his wife to be like.

Right.

It's done.

Correct.

So, yes, I saw that. And then another funny comment that scooter made. Someone asked what artist he would pick to build a new company around if he was to start one today in management or otherwise. And he said, I'm going to give you the sound bite you're looking for, because I just can't help myself. The PR team is going to be, like, what? I think the artist, that's one that you should always bet on and is already a huge star, and you can always bet on because they want it all the time and they do what it takes to be, you know, present all the time is Taylor Swift, by the way.

Like, they can hate each other, but, like, still respect one another's hustle.

Yes. But this is a classic thing where it's like one party has moved on from the drama. Like Kim saying, we're all over it. Taylor will never.

But by the way, like, in the. In both situations for Taylor, like, it's very easy for the person who did that shit to you to be like, I'm over it. I'm over it. They're not the person who requires forgiveness. Right. It's harder to move on when you are the one who was the injured party.

Yes. But I think actually, in the scooter situation, he sees himself also as a victim. Yes. One from, like, the social media tirade that it started when she said something about it. And then, like, for his family, and it just got really crazy. And then also, like, she then re recorded all the albums and I, you.

Know, rendered his investment, like, completely useless.

Even though he did wind up selling it for a hundred million dollars to shamrock.

Yeah, no, he did good.

Yeah. So I don't. I. But I think he's, you know, you can't live in the past unless you're tailored.

Yeah. Yeah. No, one thing about Taylor Swift, like.

She never gets there.

Dust collecting on my pinned up hair.

Yeah. So that's them.

That's that.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yeah. I did think that HBO Max documentary was, like, kind of like it was giving the Janet Joplin autobiography.

Like. No.

Like, nobody was a part of it. Like, they had. No. I actually think, am I crazy? I was asked to be, like, a documentary, like, commentator on something.

Travis and Taylor, was it that one? Hulu. And they wound up using a clip from the toast.

Oh, okay, great. Okay. Yeah. So I got confused. I thought maybe it was that one.

No, it's cute that his parents, like, watch it and told him to watch.

Protected him. Like, they have to see things before he. He's like, they're kind of like this barrier.

Yeah. They're like, oh, there's something about our son. Press play. Actually, no, but it sounds like they told him to watch it because it wasn't as bad as he thought it was.

Maybe. Maybe they thought it was fair.

More fair than anything else that's out there because he said there's still a lot of stuff that they got wrong, but maybe it was better than anything. So. Yeah, who knows? Are you.

To me, like, the most interesting part of Scooter Braun is not the Taylor Swift saga. Like, what happened to all of his artists leaving him.

He moved on for managing.

I know, but, like, the company still exists, and the company's huge. It was bought by this billion dollar company.

I think he just moved on.

Yeah, but, like, the business he built, that, like, is a management company. It still very much exists.

Yeah.

It's nefarious, in my opinion. And they all went to the same place.

I don't see it as nefarious, but I also don't, like, think about it that much. So maybe it is, but I feel like people just, like, jump around. Someone's a good manager for something, by the way.

Yes. People jump around. Like, managers are like, you know, you have a new one every couple of years, except, like, the wet. The relationship between, like, Justin, Ariana and, like, scooter.

Yeah.

It's interesting.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Mm hmm.

You're ready for our fifth and final story?

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It's not t u r t. No. Our fifth and final story. A little drama. There's always a little drama, isn't it?

Well, with who?

Well, there's just always a little drama, period.

Like, literally, I get no peace. My life is so full of drama. Like, for real, I can't get a moment to myself.

Well, here's some interest on creator drama, because Hailey Welch, aka hawk tua, there's rumor going around that she is suing the people who interviewed her and created that viral interview. And she said that she's not, but she is calling them clout chasers.

So talk to her.

Shut down rumors that she was doing the creators of her viral hawk to interview. Their names are Tim and DTV, and they responded to, in a statement to people. So they're speaking out after Hawk to a shutdown. Rumors that she was suing them. They said, quote, as far as we know, that's her plan, to sue the creators exclusively tell people claiming that, but she hired a second attorney who contacted them about sending a letter, adding that they are still waiting to hear back. So earlier this week, rumors began swirling that she was suing them after they alluded to it in a tick tock clip. In the clip, they also claimed that they would be dropping a backstory video on YouTube with all of the receipts. So the relationship between Hawk tour and these people has been, like, kind of interesting ever since they posted the video in June that shot her to fame because, you know, they did that. But I think she was, like, kind of really embarrassed by the whole thing. She said she went into hiding drunk, and she's.

She, like, if you actually listen to her talk, actually just watch a video she did with Hannah Burner, she's really not, like, when I think when that video came out, everybody thought she was gonna be, like, a barstool smoke show, like, posing for Playboy. She's, like, literally not like that at all. She's, like, very demure and, like, from a small town and worked at a spring factory. And, yes, I think she was very drunk. And I think that video before, like, it ended up being a good thing for her. I think it, like, haunted her.

Yeah. And then I think once it really blew up, they were posting, like, more clips from the interview to sort of, you know, capitalize on that. So they said she called them clout chasers on, like, when she was asked about it, but she said she was not suing them. But they said, we've supported her from the beginning, even through negative comments. It's not fair for her to shed a bad light on us after we helped her become successful. But the truth will soon come to light.

You know what? I really could argue both sides of this. Like, for these guys, it's like, look what we did. We gave her, like, a life, a career, you know, millions of dollars. She has tons of adoring fans. Like, if we want to post some outtakes, like, we are allowed to do that, you know, and she willingly, consensually, like, sat for this interview, so. But on the other hand, it's like, all right, listen, you got your moment. Like, can you leave me alone, please?

Yeah. I don't think it's even, like, harsh to say that they were cloud chasing. Like, they were. They got some clout with the one clip, so they chase some more clout.

And that's also kind of just the nature of the business. Like, if I had a video that did really well and I had more footage from the interview, I would literally.

Post more, you would change some more clout.

It's pretty influencing 101.

It's pretty factual term. I don't think that she's making that up. But it is kind of weird that this is not that they were friends before they were strangers, but now she's full time content creator, having a lot of success and doesn't, like, look fondly on them.

And her success also doesn't. It's not what you would think it would be given what that video was like. She's having a lot of success and she's not, like, an onlyfans creator. She doesn't do the type of content that I think people would have assumed. She, like, rescues lots of animals and, like, interviews. Jojo Siwa. Like, really not what you would think the hawk to a girl would be getting into. So it's clear that that wasn't, like, an accurate representation of who she is and the fact that, like, so many people saw her at a moment that maybe she's not proud of. Like, I can understand her having, like, some hostility towards these guys, but at the end of the day, they did not do anything wrong.

Yeah, well, that we know of, but maybe more happened behind the scenes. They said receipts are coming.

Oh, my God.

Show us the receipts. And what would she even be suing them for? Not that she said she's not suing them.

Right. But based on what we know, right. We don't know when they don't. Didn't do anything wrong legally, like, based on what we know.

Right. So just.

So we just another opportunity for me to bring up that talk to us. The best podcast name ever created.

Yeah, it is.

And you know what? It's been a while since that video came out. Like, she's still making news. Yeah, she, I think, has exceeded what a lot of people thought. Like, her 15 minutes would be. Like. She did a pretty good job and, like, aligned herself with interesting folks. Like, she's a part of, like, Jake Paul's company.

Like, she know how to is here to stay.

No. And you. You can't put hot to it in a box.

No, you can't. Could you add it there?

Those guys were trying to. And maybe that's why she wants to sue them. Get me out of this box.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, it's time for Queenie and weenie of the week, our weekly segment where we do out an award to two different people. Well, four, because Jackie and I both do it to a queenie of the week and a weenie of the week. Somebody who acted like a queenie and somebody who acted like a weenie. Now, this week is gonna be a little different for me because, as always, I got a hard time coming up with Weenie, but I always eventually find one, and then I have, like, a million options for Weenie, and I have to whittle it down this week. Like, I actually had two weenies. I could not choose between, okay. And I could not think of one person to be a queenie. So instead, I'm doing two weenies. Sorry.

Well, I have my queenies. It's two people. I can't believe I sat on this information the whole episode, even though I got it this morning, because this morning, my little sister, who DNS is me TikToks, sent me a TikTok that made my life complete because Ariel Frankel from the bachelor and Jeremy Simon from the Bachelorette, he was the one who. We're probably related to his rabbi. His great great great grandfather was the chief rabbi of Lithuania. He trolled Jen on their date and just, like, talked about how Judaism is really important to him and his family. But he's also, like, on the bachelor's, like, what are you doing there? But we said there's also a queenie, an absolute queenie. Arielle Franco from the bachelor. I didn't watch her season, but she's a great follow. So I've always really liked her. And she's a Gargi bargy Jewess. And so we're saying really sick looking. They have to get together. They're two, like, proud, smarteen, attractive Jews. And she posted on TikTok, like, they're.

On a hard launch.

Was it a hard launch? I don't want to get my hopes up, but, like, they did a fun tick tock sound about dating app should just be called, like, what's left? And it was her talking, and then it pans to him and he's, like, laughing, by the way.

For sure, it was a hard launch. Like, they were talking about dating and they were on a date.

Never happens to me.

It doesn't.

List came true. And maybe this. I mean, it's such a good idea. It's sparky pilastery. They could have had the same idea that I had because. Because it's just staring you in the face. But it literally. The nachos that I'm shepping, I am obsessed.

Okay. Also, speaking of, did you see Abigail and Noah from the bachelor? Like, back in the day? They got married, too, like, three days ago.

I did. See.

So cute.

So cute.

Like, they're a cute couple.

All the bachelor. I have so many favorite bachelor couples. You guys are nothing compared to Arielle and Jeremy Simon, like, now I haven't even spoken about it. I'm elated.

She's kind of a clem.

Elated. I can't wait to see more. And I just. This is so beautiful. The bachelor, like, making a shit off. Who would have thought?

No, that's huge. That's really huge for the community.

It is huge for the community. So mazel toe to the happy couple. I wish you a long and prosperous relationship.

And, like, we'll perform at the wedding.

Yeah. And, like, not to make it about us, but just know, like, we're cheering.

We're here rooting for you.

Yeah.

Okay. I don't have a queenie of the week, so I'll just endorse yours. I think that's an amazing one. I love that.

Thank you so much.

My weenie of the week is twofold now. First, my weenie is. It's gonna be flaw.

Very good.

Because the more I, like, sit and the more content of, like, flaws she's comes across my. And flaw, by the way, is the reporter who started the lively stuff. And now that she's trying again with Anne Hathaway and Ann Hathaway is not having it. Like, the more I think about it, the more content I see. Like, the more I'm really convinced that, like, she's a BFA. And were you the one who told me that, like, the video she posted of Anne Hathaway, literally the cast, that's what I saw.

But then I went to look for it and I didn't see it on her page. So, okay. I don't know if someone else did that. So. Okay.

So all that to say, like, just based on the vibes, like, I really do believe she's a bad faith actor.

Agreed.

And I am not into somebody who's, like, getting famous off the bones of other people.

No.

And, like, that's, like, actually the definition of weenie behavior.

Yeah. And stuff from, like, twelve years ago that Anne Hathaway said no twice twelve years ago.

Right. Like, when you really boil it down, like, the crime.

Anne Hathaway said no twice twelve years ago and take a sip of water and didn't want to sing.

She didn't want to sing after a long day. Twelve years ago, my second weenie, which I just. I couldn't let the week pass without just acknowledging. And by the way, I didn't make him one. But Liam Payne is obviously an honorable.

Mention to the weenie that would have really summed up your week. Oh, Michael Buble.

Michael Buble.

Yeah. That also sums up your week.

Yeah. Michael Buble is my weenie, like, of every week. And I think moving forward, if I ever can't think of a weenie, which doesn't happen, he will kind of be my go to, like, a push of Michael Buble button.

That's a good idea.

I. We need to, like, start talking about Michael Buble again, you know, in a bad way.

Start making noise.

We let him just, like, get away with. With a lot.

Okay. My weenie is a group of people. I don't know how many people contributed to this decision, but I imagine it was, like, more than one. So I will say, like, the casting directors for Love is blind DC. I love this because it's not one love is blind cast member. It's a lot of them. It's poor judgment from the casting directors, also poor judgment from the people who decided that Brittany and Leo should not go forward because you just see, they announced the season seven Love is blind reunion, and they used Brittany and Leo for the teaser. So they know that people are, like, very much curious about them.

But also, we need. So we need to. The casting, we need, but we need to also to the contestants. Like, I am, and I'm not following the show so closely anymore, but I'm still seeing a million tick tocks, and I'm letting it be spoiled for myself. Yeah, I don't care. And apparently, like, Ramses and Marissa have such different opinions on, like, core major things, like, you know, birth control, the military. She's literally in the military. He said, if you ever joined again, I couldn't date you. He's, like, a radical who, like, hates the military. So the fact that, like, she was able to make it out of the pods, get engaged to somebody, and they didn't cover, like, huge, basic things. Weenie. I'm sorry. That's weenie behavior.

Yeah, I heard that. They had, like, a really insufferable conversation, and even last night when I found myself with the spare hour and I was like, what should I watch? I did think about turning it back on, but I'm free. I'm not going back.

Yeah, don't go back. But basically, Jackie, he doesn't want to wear condoms because, like, it doesn't feel as good for him. And she's, like, not down to go on birth control. And so, like, here we are.

Yeah, let's talk about that. To me, like, that's such a toxic male thing to say or do to insist that someone go on birth control and literally, like, change their hormone composition. It put chemicals in their. You don't have to put a rubber right. Is he getting shit for that? Because he should.

He is. He is. He's getting shit for literally everything he said. He also, like, said this. He.

She.

They met her friends, and her friends, like, I've. Are really level headed. It's, like, nice to see somebody on the show, like, who is normal, because they're having this, like, kind of crazy conversation in front of the friends, and the friends are like, wait, what? Because he basically said, like, if you ever rejoined in the military, I could not date you.

But how could he even date her knowing that she did was in the military and is proud of her service.

He secretly hates her, for sure. And not only is she proud of her service, she, like, grew up in the military. She has, like, an enormous respect for the community. It's not just, like, the same. I think some people go to the military to, like, pay for college. Like, for her, it's like, this deep thing. I think her some, like, maybe her dad, someone was in the military. Like, it's so much deeper than that. And he just, like, comes. It, like, spreads his cheeks and takes a big shit on it, because what? Because he's literally, like, a radical. Where did they find this guy? He's crazy.

Yeah, there's a lot of that. So it's. I'm just gonna say casting directors just as a whole, like, you really fucked up.

Did you see Jared Fried's video? It, like, went really well. He was like, okay. So he was just like, we're all watching love is blind, and, like, Ramsay's like, are we gonna talk? He said it about the two dreads. Like, just the two little dreads, like, hanging out the back of his head. And I was like, honestly, I wasn't gonna say it.

Said I couldn't say it.

Cause I'm like, it's. I didn't know if it was, like, a. Like, I don't know. Like, I don't want to say anything offended. I never say. I've never seen anything like that before. I'm like, let's not make fun of it because, like, you never know if it's, like, connected to something. But then Jared fried said it. I was like, yeah. Like, oh, it's just like, this kind of, like, elephant in the room.

And now, like, that he's a BFA. Like, he doesn't get the benefit.

Now that we get. Now that he doesn't get our respect and our courtesy, knowing that he's, like.

Such a crazy doesn't get our courtesy. Wait, I have to see this video quickly.

Yeah, no, it went so viral, I don't see it on Jerry's page.

Said, the love is brined. Producers should be ashamed of themselves. We need Brittany and Leo's trip Miami trip footage before we get to the read. He's so right.

Oh, my God. Jackie's becoming a Jared fried fan page.

Wait, I want to see.

I'll send it to you.

No, no, send it to me. I just want to. I'll watch it live just so that we can put a pin in this.

I saw it on Twitter. Like, not even in his account. Like, it went really viral. It's going to take me a while to find a.

That is.

Seriously, just Google Jared freed, Ramsey's.

Yeah. So, like, are we gonna talk about it?

Like, I'm not cuz I don't know the significance of it, but, like, I'm glad.

I think it's a style choice.

Okay. And, like, obviously, anyone wrong with you.

Would make fun of someone's pixie cut.

Like, I have made fun of someone's pixie cut many times.

It's just this week.

Just this week. And hathaway.

Fiona. So, yeah, you fumble the ball, and I know they probably feel like it's still a win. Everyone's talking about the season. It's not good.

No, and I. I feel like there can really only be one couple that gets married.

Scientists.

Yeah. And apparently Tyler does share with Ashley a and, like, the 9th episode that he was a sperm donor.

Well, yeah, they know that terminology. He fathered three children.

Right. Which, by the way, a lot of people, like, sell their sperm. It's literally not a big deal. But he was, like, actively involved in these kids lives up until last year.

No, it's good in the sense that it's vague terminology, because if he was a straight up sperm donor, like, at the sperm bank, they would say, sperm donor to father three children leaves it.

Open to, like, your friend needed sperm.

What level of participation. Are you a father or were you fathered?

And it's. We'll just kind of leave you with that before you om Kippur. Okay, that is our show.

That is our show.

Why don't you wrap it up, send.

Everyone out, like, in my own earnest way, if I may.

Fine. Like, why do you always have to be different? Like, just do it.

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