Transcript of Begging For Forgiveness: Wednesday, October 2nd, 2024

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy hump day that, for the jewish queens in this room and globally, feels really like a Friday. Because today, very sadly, is the last show of the week. But very happily, because we are celebrating Rosh Hashanah.

It's the beginning of the jewish new year. The festivities commence this evening, so I'm very excited for the chag, as we call it.

I am too. And, you know, it's such an important time of year for our community, and, you know, you're really supposed to use this time to make amends and go into the new year with fresh starts. So just want to put out there anybody I've had beef with, like, this year, I forgive you for wronging me.

And get over it.

Don't sweat it. Like, I forgive you. Don't worry.

Yeah, I love that. Any apologies? I want to issue this.

Yeah. Sorry for slaying so hard, being so glamorous.

Sorry for making it so hard for all of you. Sorry for ending it for all of you.

I got it. I got it. Like, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry for making it so difficult for you guys to dislike me. That must be annoying. Like, I'm charismatic. I'm gorgeous, I'm perfect. Like, that's tough. And I really do apologize to you.

Do you think you'll try and do better in the new year in terms of making it easier for people?

I mean, of course you always want to enter the new year, like, hoping to do better, but we all know those resolutions flop after a couple of weeks.

You are who you are, essentially, and I'm sorry to everyone who was sleeping on Sabrina Carpenter for so long. Like, now you're awake, and I'm happy that you're here.

Is there any grievances that you have with me that you want to sort of flesh out before we enter this new season of our year?

No, I hadn't thought about it. On its face? No. Hmm. No, nothing comes to mind. So really, it couldn't be. If I have to think that long, then, no, nothing's so true. Nothing's there. What about you?

Well, where do I begin? I hate you for being so perfect, and I wish you would do better.

At being perfect or being less perfect. It's a little perfect.

Being less perfect. It's intimidating. You're setting, like, an unrealistic standard for women in the media and podcasting landscape.

Okay.

So if you could stop, that would be great. That's pretty much it.

Okay.

Kind of a big one.

Yeah. No, I think at a certain age, like, you should. Every year, there should be, like, less and less for you to want to do better on. I do feel like every year we do talk about. I think our one cardinal sin in this life is the Lushon Hara gossip.

Yeah.

And we're working on it.

We're not. Actually. I feel that we need to redefine what gossip is because I. And I actually really believe this. I know I sound crazy, delusional. I believe, like, we have a misunderstanding as a society of what gossip is because I think that a lot of people consider, like, just exchanging information. Like, oh, I hear blank is breaking up. Like, that's not gossip.

That is not, like. I know. And I feel like on this show, like, really, we're sharing information. It's when the judgment kicks in. And I know, like, sometimes I'm sending a text to you or, like, to the sisters, I'm like. I'm just like, this is so mean.

Yeah, no, I mean, we've all been there.

Those moments, but what, I shouldn't bring my sister's laughs?

No, I know. And we've all been there where, like, we, like, either delete the text or we send it in vanish mode because it's just kind of too real.

It's so crazy. And sometimes you don't even need to say anything. You just, like, send a screenshot and it's nuff said.

Yeah, it's just kind of like a subliminal lush and horror.

It's enough said. But does that count, too?

The thing is, if God didn't want us speaking Lashan Hara, he wouldn't make people so weird. Like, honestly, I agree. Like, sorry. It's just facts. I love that they were talking about Lashan hara in the Netflix show. Nobody wants this. And it was so real. Like, listen, I'm a person. I'm really trying my best.

Kim Kardashian was wearing a bracelet that said La Shonhara. She deleted it cause it was in Hebrew. And I'm sure she got a lot of hate because that's, like, a normal thing to do these days. And it really got me, like, thinking, like, oh, Kim is now coming at me about my lashanhara.

Oh, please. I just know her. And the swirlies. Like, they. They probably say the nastiest shit about each other. Please listen. We are just human beings. We are just little girls. Like, we are just trying.

Yeah, we are. And in the spirit of our Judaism, we need to send love to Israel. That was under attack yesterday. Iran sent hundreds of missiles into Israel. You might have not heard about it because people aren't talking about it because they don't care when Jews are killed. And that's just a fun fact about our world.

We're also coming up on, like, the one year anniversary of October 7. And with the jewish holidays, it's just feeling like a very fragile time.

It is. There was also a terrorist attack in Tel Aviv. Six people were shot dead on the rail. And it was just a really scary day in Israel. So when Israel does defend itself and retaliate, make sure you stay quiet. I make sure you don't pipe in then.

Oh, my God. Wait. Speaking of politics, did you happen to watch the vice presidential debate last night?

I went out of my way not to.

Okay. Let me tell you.

I caught some clips on the gram, but, like, no, I did not. I was not sat for it. Okay.

So I actually thought it was Monday last night, and I got into bed, like, so excited to watch Monday Night Football. And then I realized, like, oh, there's not anything to watch. But then I'm like, oh, well, everyone's gonna be watching. You know, I'd love to watch something that everyone's watching. So I did turn on the debate, and they're lauding it as, like, like, battle of the midwestern dads. Like, they're both from the midwest, and they're both, like, really just, like, nice. And the whole time they were just like, that's a great point. No, no, you. You really. That's a great point. And it was, you know, the new rules of, like, there's no crowd, and they turned the mics off to, like, make it civilized. Like, boring. I was so bored. Like, I literally, I was ready for a knockdown drag out. Like, I need, like, it's nice to, like, hear people talk, but, like, from an entertainment perspective, I actually did turn it off halfway through. Cause it was just too civilized.

No, I just. Not interested whatsoever.

I feel like a vice presidential debate, they're doing it for clicks, for ratings. No one really cares.

It's a nice idea in theory. And I feel like we've gotten to a place in our country where things are so divisive that it's like, really, what's the point of a debate? We're not arguing the finer points. You couldn't meet more different. Nothing's gonna be cleared up here. But the idea of a debate, like your two presidents and your two vice presidents even also, like, it's a great idea.

It's a great, you know, a core tenant, if you will, of american politics.

Yeah. Functioning democracy. So I'm pro debates in general, just, they've really gotten to a dark place, and it's not how I want to spend my evening.

No, I did, like, when there used to be crowds, like, it would be like WWE.

Yeah. But without that, it's like a show trial.

Yeah. And I just, like, I don't know. I wasn't feeling it, but I'm happy for everyone, and I'm happy for people in the midwest.

Like, I think we're people feeling it.

You know, I think a lot of people are, like, loving this midwestern energy that was on display. And I think they made, they made Midwest proud, you know, Minneapolis and Ohio. I think, like, they both felt, felt proud. So I'm happy for them.

Okay.

Happy for David. David Muirdeh David Muir, the ABC News guy, he takes himself so seriously, and he is also in the back of taxi tv. He does, like, a little, like, freaking news little something. And you just know he loves his job. Like, he loves getting dressed up. I think he loves, like, putting glam on and, like, he gets his hair. He loves being a star. And that was kind of, that was radiating because I also watched, like, I thought it was on at eight and it was on at nine. So they did, like, this dreadful, very, like, E. Newsdev pre show to the pre show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was just like, really, I'm, like, analytical, but I just knew he was loving. He's like, everyone's watching me in the country, and, like, it was giving Elle woods me yet.

Did he do the presidential debate? Was that him?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he didn't actually do the debate. It was two swirlies.

Yeah, but it was his, it was still the same network, right?

And, yeah, it's like his show. He does the evening, evening news on ABC. It's like, it's his territory and everyone's coming. Like, he knew the opportunity was, like, was coming, and he took it. Like, he dressed, he knew the vibes.

Nice.

Yeah. So that's what I did last night. And then I also watched Gilmore girls get you a girl who can do both. And I have something to say about Gilmore girls, if you'll let me.

The floor is yours. Let's hurt.

So when I watched the show, everybody was like, oh, my God, you're gonna hate Rory. You're gonna hate Rory. And, like, I do, for sure, I do feel like my dislike of her has been influenced by people being like, you're gonna hate Rory. And I want to know, where's the energy for hating Lorelei? Like, I'm now at a place where Lorelei is clearly the worst character on the show. Not only is she, like, so annoying, like, her and some other guy in the show are clearly OTP, and she's like, we're just friends. Grow the fuck up. You're 33. You can't identify in an emotion. Like, it's frustrating as hell. And then in his most recent episode, like, her house was filled with termites. The entire foundation of her house was compromised, and she needed $15,000. Now, she's a single mom, and obviously that was not in the cards for her. She comes from an incredibly wealthy family that she hates, right? And so, at dinner with her grandparents, Rory brought up the fact that they have termites and this $15,000 bill that's been plaguing them. And Rory brought it up because she knows Grant. I mean, Grant literally has servants.

Like, grand can afford it. Amanda and Rory got in so much trouble from Lorelei. Like, why did you bring it up? Because the grandparents were always like, let us help you. They look literally ran to the checkbook. Oh, mad. She had such a fucking chip on her shoulders. No, she wanted to get a loan. She couldn't get a loan because she.

Like, your daughter should live with termites. Rather than asking her parents, who are. I don't know, the dynamics of the show, but they're fine enough to have dinner with them. But you can't get your daughter out of a termite infested home.

So what she ended up doing was she tried to get a loan. She was denied because she wasn't an eligible candidate. But then her mom made a call to her special banker and was able to get her a loan only if her grandmother co signed it. So it's like, why don't you just take the money from your mom? Because you ended up getting a loan that you could only get because of her.

And, like, the moral of the story is, like, this is admirable behavior.

Like, I guess she's too proud.

She's doing it for themselves.

She's too proud.

I'm not admiring.

No, she's really pissing me off. And, yeah, like, I have some other thoughts, but I feel like they're kind of mean. I just, like, I'm not liking loreliness.

It's fictional characters.

No. Okay, here's what I'll say. Like, the whole thing is that, like, her and Rory, like, came up with this life together. They are so tight. It's actually really cute. She had her when she was 16. So in the show, now, Lorelei is, like, 32, and she has a 16 year old, and they're, like, like, super close in age. They're like sisters. And Lorelei, like, every now and then, is like, a hard ass, you know, strict mom, but for the most part, she really trusts Rory. And they, like, stay up all night watching movies and eating candy. And, like, every morning they're having, like, gallons of coffee for breakfast and pop tarts, and, like, she just, like, I'm like, go to the grocery store. Like, make your kid breakfast. Like, and she's, like, never at work. So I'm. I don't know. It's just, like. It's, like, funny and cute, but, like, at what point is it neglect?

Yeah.

Yeah, those are my thoughts. So, yeah, Lorelai's pissing me off. I just. I don't hear enough. Like, and everyone is in agreement. Like, the grandparents, Richard and Emily, King and Queen of the, like, carrying the show. Lorelei's pissing me off. Like, admit you like that guy. Don't be so proud. Like, it's nice. Some people would kill for wealthy grandparents. Okay, you know how many single moms would kill to have their kids tuition paid for?

Right?

And you have such a gifted kid. Like, there are some single moms who have most fucking annoying, bad behaved kids. Rory is, like, literally better behaved than anyone in the show. Like, I don't know. She really pisses me off.

Well, I'm sorry for that. For you, it's okay. But I'm glad you're enjoying the show, otherwise.

Yeah. What are you watching?

I am not watching anything currently because I have been reading. We just finished the redheads, and we were recording. So, like, once I finished the Redheads book, it made me realize that I want to read more. So I started a book by Carolla lovering because I realized which one Carola lovering is for me. It's one of her old books. I don't know what it's called, but I was like, the two. She did tell me lies, which I didn't read by watch a show. And, like, the way that I love that show, I can't even tell you. We were talking about it on the redheads because we're talking about how it's so Colgate coded and then bi baby, which was another book that just felt, like, so. So similar to, like, my life and my feelings and just, like, how we are as swirly. So I was like, I should read more Corolla lovering in my life. So I'm reading another book of hers that she wrote too good to be true. I think it's called I after I.

Read bi baby was also like, I want to read another Carolla lovering book. And it really felt like the only book worth reading. Washington, tell me lies. And I'm enjoying the show too much, so, like, I don't spoil it.

If I had read tell me lies, I would hate the show, which is just so unfortunate because I love the show so much. So you really can't, like, love a book and then watch the show. Look at perfect couple, because the people who didn't read perfect couple love it.

Yeah, that's true. Like, I don't. I've never really liked a book and a show, you know, or a movie.

Yeah. Not nearly as much. If I love the book, then the show ruined it. It's true. Except I think that didn't happen with Harry Potter for people.

Oh, yeah. Well, and I think Twilight as well, and.

But we didn't read Twilight and confessions of a shopaholic. I can say the book a plus. The movie a plus. Plus. Plus.

That's so funny. I forgot that that was a book.

It's the. It's a series, and it's the best books ever, and we need another one. Sophie Kinsella.

Get to work.

She said she put out another book last year, the burnout. Not my favorite. And I also feel, like now she, like, felt, like, pressure to write smut because the trends. Yeah, I could, like, feel her, like, shoehorning it into the book. Whereas otherwise, like, Sophie Kinsella, like, doesn't do. Like, that's corny stuff. But I feel like her editor was like, this is what people want. Make them have sex, write about it. And it just didn't feel. It didn't feel right.

That is so interesting.

Right? Wouldn't you imagine, like, if you are someone who writes romance or rom.com sort of books, like, I'm sure your editor is, like, people want sexiness. Like, put in a sex scene.

Yeah. You're 100% right about that.

And I don't think every romantic book needs a sex scene. Like, it. Make the choice for yourself. Artists integrity.

Whatever happened to artists integrity?

Artists rights, man.

Artist rights, man.

Artists rights. Where would the apostrophe go? There. I love that. That's, like, becoming a viral thing of, like, people correcting people's misuse of apostrophes.

And I just want to say, like, you know me. I love the Oxford comma. The Oxford comma is my girl. I know a lot about the Oxford comma when it comes to properly, like, possessive apostrophe. Like, I have no fucking idea.

Yeah, I'm not perfect either. And there are definitely some words that trip me up, but then I just, like, I rephrase the sentence so as to avoid the apostrophe.

I feel like the inventor of the english language, like, really could have done better when it came to, like, possessive multiples. Right? Like, the s apostrophe is some of the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. It's ugly. It's hard to say. It makes no sense. I don't like it.

Yeah, I'm trying to think of examples. It really could break my brain. So I like those little cards that are going around that it's like it's the holidays, the Smiths. It's not apostrophe. Or like, when people get married and they're like, to the softers, apostrophe, sdhe.

No, it's literally.

That one's pretty clear as day.

Of course, we don't own the. Congratulations. We are multiple of two people. That one. I know.

Yeah. At a wedding, there need not be an apostrophe. Unless you're saying, like, the sufferers wedding was beautiful.

It was beautiful, but. Yeah, I know what you mean.

Anyways, that Stacey's grammar lesson.

We have a good show today because we have stories, and how would you say that they are? And we have. Dear toasters, the girlies are in need, and we didn't do it last week, so we were like, you know, doubled.

Over with double the deer, double the toast, double the struggle.

The girlies are, as usual, deeply unwell, and we're here to help.

Cool. Can't wait.

So, I mean, it's up to you, obviously, like, you're the captain of this ship.

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Yet. Welcome.

Today's a big day in the business of lists because the time 100 most influential people list is out, as is the time 100 next. Listen. So, like, that's, like, up and comers, I guess. That's, like, where Sabrina Carpenter is.

What?

But she's not on the time 100 influential people list. So we've got.

I don't think a second list. Sip through a second list is truly not necessary.

Yeah. I really think, like, 100 is enough for you guys to get it in at 100.

And Sabrina is the definition of not up and coming. Like, she came. She's here.

No. And, like, she would have been next last year if you guys were right on your predictors.

It's so true.

But now she's quite influential. I actually sent Claudia an interesting stat last night that I don't think anybody else is keeping tabs on.

You guys. It was such an interesting statistic.

Sabrina Carpenter has more followers on Instagram right now than Olivia Rodrigo.

That's fascinating to me.

It's really shocking. It's really shocking because I was listening to short and sweet yesterday, and I had the thought, like, is Sabrina right now bigger than Olivia was at her height? They play the same venues. They both have songs on the radio, but for some reason, this feels bigger, and maybe it's just because I'm enjoying it more. That's why I'm asking you.

Well, Olivia Rodrigo launched her sour tour after her first album and did not play these venues. Like, Sabrina playing arenas on her first album is really crazy.

Her fifth. But first.

You know what I mean? Like, Olivia Rodrigo could have, but she didn't. And she did, like, big theaters, like, a couple thousand people, as opposed to, like, 15,000. And now in her second tour, for guts, which is, like, huge, global, as you saw, actually, she made a TikTok. She did 85 shows, and in every country in the world now she's. Her and Sabrina are playing the same size. So. Yes. I don't know. It's hard to know.

It's hard to call. I can't call it because I. I'm biased because I'm a Sabrina swirly.

And you, I think. I think it's also different. Like, you really can't compare, because Sabrina really. It was kind of amazing how every song she released, you were like, oh, well, it's obviously not gonna be espresso. Oh, it's obviously not gonna be. Please, please, please. And now the whole album is as big as espresso was.

Like, feel that way about Olivia, though, too. Like, her second song was, like, it was not as big as drivers, because nothing could be as big as that. Like, that was like a lightning in a bottle, but huge. And then everything she did after was, like, also really huge. And the album became huge.

Yeah, no, you're right. It's really similar.

And not to put women against each other, but, like, let's do it.

Yeah, no, let's get down to the numbers. Yeah, I.

Superior sound off in the comments.

Like, who had a bigger peak with their albums? Olivia or Sabrina?

Who reached higher heights?

Well, the Instagram follower thing is really interesting. Even though there's so much about Instagram followings that, like, really. I don't understand. Like, the fact that Selena Gomez has more Instagram followers than Taylor Swift. Like, really makes no sense to me. Like, zero. Zero sense.

Yeah, yeah, of course. So much of it during, like, bots and whatnot. But I feel like there's bots on every side. Like, every. There's bots.

Everybody cancel each other out. I feel like. I thought you were gonna say it. And I agree with. You really have to think. I think maybe I look at it so much as, like, an american. Right? Like, I see it through my own lens. And you don't know who's, like, really biggest on the global scale, but globally, Taylor Swift is bigger than Selena Gomez. Like, you can't even.

Yeah, it's me.

Otherwise.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think. I think it's a pretty good marker to measure.

It makes no sense. But that was also my. It's never who you think. I remember a little while ago, somebody did, like, the real housewives who have the most followers, and it really wasn't who you would think it was. I think the number one followed one was Candy Burris. That was because she had, like, a life and a career and a following outside of the show. Yeah. But the women of Atlanta were, like, all in the, like, the OG is. Were all in, like, the top ten.

Yeah. Okay, well, let's go through the time. But also lists.

People also don't realize that Atlanta, for a really long time was the highest rated show. Like, the most people were watching it.

Right. So the time 100 list, not gonna give you 100 names. And a lot of people, like, you don't know. They're, like, tech leaders and artists and whatnot. But for of the people we do know. So for artists and also who wrote the article on them. Dua Lipa by Patti Smith. Dev Pat. Dev Patel by Daniel Kaluuya.

Okay.

21 Savage by burn a boy.

Okay.

Aaliyah bot by Tom Harper. Jenny Holzer by Kiki Smith. Colman Domingo by Lenny Kravitz. Davine. Joy Randolph by Uzo Abuda.

Oh, Aduba. That's cute.

Lauren Groff by Ann Patchett. Oh, I like Ann Patchett.

I just want to say, like, 99% of the people you are naming, I have no fucking.

I know, but this is the artist category, so these are, like, the famous people. Like the celebrities.

Okay.

Jeffrey Wright by Octavia Spencer. Queen Fantasia Barino by Taraji P. Henson. And Taraji P. Henson is also on the list herself. Later.

Oh, that's cute.

Leslie Odom Junior by Kate Hudson.

Wait, that's random.

It is, but, like, I feel like there's. I mean, there's obviously connection, but I feel like it's a known connection if you think hard enough.

Okay.

I'm sure I could click on the article, and it would tell me, but this is more fun. Latoya Ruby Fraser by Lynn Nottage. Alex Edelman by Phoebe Waller Bridge. James McBride by Ethan Hawke. Brooks Headley by David Chang. I think he's a famous chef. Icons. Taraji P. Henson by Mary J. Blige.

Oh, my God. Obsessed.

Kylie minogue by Chris Martin Elliot.

How do those two know each other?

I mean, from the circuit. In and out of the green rooms.

That's crazy.

Elliot page by Raquel Willis Bernaboy. I think he had written on 21 Savage by Angelique Kidjo. Michael J. Fox by Ryan Reynolds. Thelma Thelma golden by Michelle Obama. Sophia Coppola by Rashida Jones.

Hmm.

Jenny Hermoso by Mana shim. I think she's a soccer player because she's wearing a jersey in the picture is why. I think that, Frank. Deductive reason.

Good deduction. Yeah.

Frank Mugisha by Hillary Rodham Clinton. Motaz Azaza by Yasmine Sirhan Sakshi. Malik by Nisha Pooja. Mark Cuban by Ashton Kutcher. Fun times.

Like, I. You know, I hate to center myself in the time 100 list.

Patrick Holmes by a rod.

Oh, that's cute.

I mean, I could just jump around to the people we know. I'm sorry.

I wish you would.

I know, but it's like, some of the people in the first category, we don't know, but, like, other people do. So I was just trying to be.

Like, that's nice, but, like, let's be real. Everybody knows who we know.

As we get further down, though, into, like, titans, I don't expect we would know everyone. Kelly Ripa by Anderson Cooper.

Oh, okay. Andy Cohen, like, circle jerk of best friends. Love that.

Jack Antonov by Marin Morris.

Question mark.

Question mark together? I know. There are so many other people he.

Works with that are, like, more famous.

Even Sabrina.

Yeah, Sabrina. Lana del Rey. Taylor Swift. He's married to Margaret Qualley. Like, yeah, he has like an kind of a. An endless well of people he could have tapped.

Yeah. So he tapped Marin.

Maybe they do work together then in.

The leaders category, which is a lot of, like, politicians. I won't bore you, however, Rachel Goldberg Poland is on the list, as I had said actually a few weeks ago, that she. She should be the one, you know, when they do the COVID Who is the one?

Sabrina one.

There's like twelve different covers. Sabrina's on a different list completely turd. And I haven't even gotten to that one yet.

We got to a place where, like, these lists were so amazing, and then they all collectively decided to, like, give everyone the winning slot. Like, why can't there just be one time person of the year?

There is a time person, actually. No, these days it's like the COVID nurses. Like, it's.

Well, that's fine. No, that's fine. Like, I remember it was like the Times up women.

Four different cut. Like, last year there was four different covers. I think that's been going on for a while now. You know how I feel about that.

I know it's giving Sports Illustrated, like, okay, let's give out toasty 100 of the year. Like, who is the time person of the year? It's kind of like a lot went down and, like, the thing is, and I understand, like, obviously, I see it from a celebrity perspective. Right? Like, I think it should be Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. But there are other, like, athletes, politics, world leaders. Like, I get that we have to cover all different category, so not every year it's gonna be a celebrity. And I like that it shouldn't be a celebrity every year. Yeah, but I'm always gonna see it. Like, it's the year of Travis.

You know, the time person of the.

Year Taylor Swift was last year.

And that feels right, actually. Like, including politicians and everything, because, like, it was tailored.

But who, like, really was, like, the big thing this year, whether it was like a world event. Like, it's literally like the war in the Middle east. But then. And by the way, they, they. Time 100 is not taking aside, like, when you were reading. Like, Motaz is like a big palestinian reporter. Her Scholberg's mother is like, they really are playing both sides.

Yeah.

So I don't think they could just choose one if they were to make, like, the event of the year. The war.

For me, it's Ed and Golan for you.

It is. And I love her, but I don't know if, like, for everyone it is.

I think, like, she's representative, of course. Do you listen to her new song?

I haven't yet.

Eden is. Was the israeli candidate for Eurovision, which we like recap thoroughly. Earlier this year, she just put out her next song. It's called older and it, like, somehow is a bop while also, like, capturing the feeling of, like, Israel right now. It's so Gargi party. I can't believe you haven't listened. And for everybody else, stream older. You didn't stream skin when I told you to and you missed out. So listen up now.

Stream skin. I don't know what was, like, the big thing this year, like.

No, it really is the war, right?

Like, what was the most googled term or phrase this year?

Well, that list is. Will be coming out soon, so we're right and we're in October. List season is really November for the slackers. It's December, but we start to really get the year at a glance in November.

Season is upon us.

Right. And this is the beginning of list season, people. Sexiest man is coming soon. We had that little teaser where we got to vote and I never. In my email address.

We all agree, like, the lists are getting worse. They're getting, like, more inclusive, which is not a bad thing. But I mean, like, everyone's a winner.

Yeah.

When it's like, why can't. Why can't we just give a winner? Like, whether it's gonna be high, hotly contested. But that's okay. Like, make a decision. Choose someone.

Do you want to know time? 100 next key names. I won't make you suffer through the.

Non emphasis on key.

Emphasis on key. Okay, artists. The number one. Sabrina Carpenter by Christina Aguilera.

Oh. Oh. That's why they were together.

And they were also recording something for Sabrina for Christina's, like, anniversary of her song.

Yeah. They did a cover together. It was adorable.

It was part Victoria Monae by Yara Shahidi.

Okay.

Ashley park by Tina Fey.

Interesting.

Kaia Gerber by Laura Dern. Hiya, Dern. Laura Dernae. Oh, cute. Okay, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. Phenoms shabuzi by jelly roll. Now that is a good one. Except it should have been last year. Technically last year.

Yeah. This list is stupid.

Renee Rapp by busy phillips. They look alike.

Oh, my God. You took the words right out of my mouth. They are twins. That's crazy.

Elon Amar by Lindsay Vaughan.

Oh, I'm so happy. For her. That's great.

The conspiracy that you are off of Ilona Mar.

I did read the conspiracy theory that. No, no. That I have, like, beef with Ilona Mar.

Yeah, you're, like, done with her. I respond to these charges.

I love, like, the crazy things I end up when they're, like, harmless, right? Like, the crazy conspiracies that come up about me. And you like me having imaginary beef with Ilona Mar. Cause I actually was recapping dancing with the stars, and I forgot to mention her when, mind you. Mind you, you're all up Alona Mars ass. Like, I was there the last olympics. Can you say the same? No. I invented Ilona Mar, you jealous bitches. So you all said to say me and Ilona Mar do not have beef. I love it. I'm sorry. When I was recapping dance with the stars, I forgot about her. But you know what? I'm glad I did because her first week performance was really not good. And I'm glad I didn't have to say that. But look, now I said it.

Yeah, that's what you made her say. You made her.

You made me say it.

You created the beef that you wanted. Now I am continuing to scroll for another name in another category that we recognize. I'm not seeing. Alexander Wang is here, didn't he?

Wasn't he? Yeah. Bad stuff.

Something.

And I just want to say, like, maybe it's always awkward when somebody does something, like, unignorable, but they've been canceled. Right. That kind of, I feel like, is what happened with Morgan Wallen. Like, he obviously was, like, radioactive, but his success was so un ignorable, they had to, like, include him back in country music. Alexander Wang, Washington. Like, some really atrocious allegations came out about him. And I don't think he's, like, really moving the needle, like, crazy amount in the fact, like, he is ignorable.

You could have skipped over him and we wouldn't have been like, where's Alexander Wang on this list?

Correct.

Except, like, where is Morgan Wallen on the time influentialist and Luke Combs? Because they are, like, the biggest ones in music right now. Like, them and Taylor. They're doing. They did the stadium tours. Right on the list.

Right.

The list is lacking. Every year that Luke isn't on it. It's lacking.

Yeah. The Bechdel test. The Luke test.

I'm sure that Luke doesn't give a rip.

Destiny espresso Luke waiting up at midnight.

To see if he made the time 100 list?

No. Were there any influencers on it.

I didn't see any.

Who do you think?

Like, I just scrolled through the whole next list, even where I feel like they would shove an influencer and I didn't see a recognizable name right now.

Right.

I was gonna say Alex Earl.

Yeah. Even though if there ever was, like, a year for her to have been on it, I feel like maybe it would have been last year. Maybe she was on it. Like, who do you feel is, like, the big influencer this year? And there are some, like, you know, evergreen ones. Like, I feel like Makayla Negero, the beauty girly from TikTok. Like, she's.

Yeah, they're evergreen ones who are just like, that's their career now. But it's terms of, like, who's hawk Tua, perhaps?

No.

To what times most influential. I see it. It feels right.

I agree. And you better talk to a.

Talk to me. Every time I talk to in the podcast app, I'm like, I love that.

That you say, that feels right.

That feels right.

Okay, so this will stop giving, like, a major flop.

Yeah, but how could we, like, we were never gonna be, like, a hundred for a hundred and can I ask you a question?

Is the time 100 list numerical or they just do, like, five different categories? Oh, my God. Like, they taking all the fun out of these lists.

And it doesn't seem like the names are, like, in any sort of order of importance except for Sabrina being top of 100 next.

Boring.

Agreed to.

Like, I like to pit artists against artists. Like, that's just a little bit about me from, like, an entertainment perspective. Like, I love, you know, competition benefits the consumer. Right?

Yeah. And if they were on the next list this year, does that mean that next year they should be on the main list? And if they're not, it kind of didn't bear fruit.

If you're on the next list, Kave, Homer, you should be on the regular list next year, God willing. You know, but, yeah, if things go terribly wrong, because there are some people who, like, one year, you can't stop fucking hearing about them. Right. And then you never hear about them again.

Yeah. And you don't even realize you haven't heard about them because you forgot about them. So that's how we couldn't even give an example because they're out of the ether.

Yeah. That's always so interesting when that happens.

Hate to see it unless it's by choice. Addison. Ray.

I feel like Meghan Trainor should have been on there. I'm kind of having, like, a Meghan trainor like, obsession.

Me too, because I love her song to the moon.

Which one is that?

Take you to the.

To the moon.

And now, like, my Spotify thinks I love Meghan Trainor, so it's like, dear future husband, I'm like, okay, shut up.

So I didn't want to listen.

She's into that one.

She came across my desk because she just sold out Madison Square garden.

And, like, footage I saw. She brought out Paris Hilton.

Oh, yeah, I saw that, too. She did, like, a lot to commemorate, and she was, like, crying. And then all these videos of her show came across my desk. And, like, you really forget how many hits she has. And, like, it's actually, I don't feel like she gets enough credit for literally revitalizing her music career and doing it all using social media. Like, it could be a case study for how artists can use social media. Like, and, you know, she. They clown on her for making, like, tick tock music. Let me just say her music is good.

My lips gonna take you to the moon yeah, I'm listening to her new music, and I'm not on TikTok, so.

And, like, it does get annoying after hearing it so, so many times. Like, that song was good. I could have a Gucci, Gucci. I could wear my Louie. Like, but even with nothing on. And she managed to do it all while. While being in, like, such a stable, healthy marriage, having two adorable kids. Like, honestly, not enough. People are saying Meghan Trainor is a role model.

Mister and misses Cortez.

Yeah. And, you know, I went to a concert, and I went because Kelsey ballerini and El King were playing. And, like, Meghan Trainor was just, like, in the lineup, and I wasn't going for her. It was actually really shocking to see, like, people lit up. I forget that, like, TikTok fandom is, like, really crazy. They were screaming, crying, throwing up. Everyone on their phones when Meghan Trainor came out of. And I was like, oh, let me see what she's about. And she has such a great personality, too. She, like, really carried the show well with her vocals. And, like, you know what? I just feel like I'm not complimenting Meghan Trainor enough these days.

Par delicious.

Yeah.

Add her to the list of people we're not complimenting enough.

Par g licious equals conversation stopper. Conversation dead end.

Conversation ender.

No conversation bo. Like, we're just wrapping it up.

Or alternatively, add her to the list.

Yeah. Okay. Pargilicious equals add her to the list.

Equals rip equals totally.

I agree.

It used to be. We used to say totally more, but now I'm feeling pargilish.

I mean, I'm here for it.

Are you ready for our next story? Maybe I shouldn't have ended the last conversation because this next story is seriously so disturbing that it needs to be discussed. So here I am. Sean Diddy Combs, accused of new allegations in a set of allegations that have come out as an attorney, is representing 120 individuals in civil lawsuits for the horrifying allegations spanning the last three decades. So Diddy was accused of sexually assaulting 25 minors, including a nine year old, during a shocking press conference. The attorney's name is Tony Busby. And this is what he said, quote, I want to focus on the ages of these victims. When we talk about the ages of these victims, when the conduct occurred, it is shocking, Busby said, that Diddy's youngest victim was just nine years old when the disgraced rapper sexually assaulted them. Quote, this individual, who was nine years old at the time, was taken to an audition in New York City with bad boy records. Other boys were there to audition as well. All of the kids were seeking tv or music careers with the promise of I'll make you a star, according to the attorney. Quote, this individual was sexually abused, allegedly by Sean Combs and several other people at the studio with the promise to both his parents and himself of getting a record deal.

The attorney shared other similar stories, alleging that Combs once forced another minor to perform oral sex on him in exchange for a record deal. Quote, another instance, an individual, 15 years old at the time, was flown to New York City to attend a party where she was drugged and then taken to a private room, allegedly in the presence of mister combs. This female individual was raped, and then other individuals took turns raping her. The attorney further noted that the group of 120 accusers is evenly divided by males and females. The attorney said, quote, we will expose the enablers who enabled this conduct behind closed doors. We will pursue this matter no matter who the evidence implicates. He said that many powerful people and many dirty secrets will be exposed. He informed that some of the names will, quote, shock people, right?

He said, from like the top of banks to companies to world leaders, like the names. And I'm telling you, may God protect this man because he's going missing any day now. He's going to disappear.

No name. Blame him. This, ma'am, we need to know who are the people who are doing things like this? It could be people that we talk about every day glowingly on this show, like the behavior it says both. Multiple allegations of violence, sexual assault or rape, facilitated sex with a controlled substance, dissemination of video recordings and sexual abuse. Minors. This morning, all of the headlines were, like, different bits and pieces from this lawsuit.

That press conference.

One of them is a pregnant woman who woke up after being drugged and raped and hurt, like, genitalia, like, ripped open. They used horse tranquilizers to drug people at these parties. Like, the worst of the worst. Like, we need names now.

No. And I'm just, like, I'm having deja vu. When, like, we thought all this info was going to come out with Epstein, and then, like, everyone disappeared, and there literally was never a list. Right.

No. Only person to be, like, you know, convicted of trafficking and who's the clients, right, right. Who'd like to.

Right. Like, ghislaine is gonna sing for her supper. Never happened. I could throw up.

So for some reason, it always felt like we weren't gonna get those names right.

Like, it felt too good to be true.

I didn't feel like. I'm seriously, like, checking the news every morning for names, like, here. I really feel like it's any day now.

It's also just so crazy, like, how many victims there were. And, you know, when it comes to, like, Harvey Weinstein. Cause now I go back and I watch entourage, and there was a character whose name was Harvey, and, like, I think it was, like, larvae Weinstein. It was clearly. And he was, like, this disgusting looking. And so it was this open secret, right? Like, everybody knew about it. And now if you go back, there's so many instances of, like, people literally saying it. And I feel like, diddy, at least for me, like, didn't have that reputation right until. And that's why it's even more shocking. All of these things, at least.

Yes. But I don't pay attention to Diddy. Like, I was never really a huge fan of his music or, like, follow him on Instagram. So it's not like I was, like, hearing things about him and, like, clocking them. You know what I mean?

Yeah. The only thing people are now, like, going back and finding is this one Eminem lyric where he refers to P. Diddy as an raper, and people think he spelled rapper. He's like, no, I forgot a p. Diddy. Like, it's like, literally, that's the only thing people have found as, like, damning evidence.

And, like, a Simpsons episode of a white party.

Oh, was there?

But I watched a little bit of it. Maybe I missed something.

See, like, the correlation.

No, no, he's the white party guy. But I didn't. I didn't see what went down in the episode that was like, oh, this is what goes down at Diddy's parties. But maybe I just didn't see it.

Those allegations are so violent. And so, like, I actually feel like I could throw up.

Yeah.

And, like, oh, my God. What a fucking animal. Like, animal.

And, like, that's just, like, that. This has been going on for so many years. Like, how brazen he was.

May every person who knew about this and, like, let them burn. Oh, my God. Like, the amount of people it takes to orchestrate years and years and years of these parties. Hundreds. Hundreds. These are only the victims we know about. It's literally been a month since this came out. Like, may they all be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

Yeah.

And you know what they do to child predators in prison.

Hopefully.

Let him have it.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. I feel sick.

Yeah. So we will keep you posted on that one. Are you ready for our next story? Some happy news from Please, the happiest place on earth. Disney Disneyland Paris. Kylie Jenner makes a rare return to the Runway. Closes the Kiperny show at Disneyland Paris. So let me tell you, yesterday, my whole social media feed was just dark, you know, bullets raining down, terrorists. I ran Israel, and then I saw Kylie Jenner grace the Runway at Disneyland, and it really put a smile on my face. She is such a fucking queen. I love this fashion show. First of all, Kiperni, like, is a really great house. They make, like, nice, pretty clothes. Like, nothing that you have to mind bend to understand.

No Balenciaga energy.

Like, freaky deaky stuff. I love that it was at Disney.

Like, hardship.

I'm sure up until they made that decision, like, no one would ever have wanted to do a fashion show there. It's literally giving, like, Orlando fashion Week.

Yeah.

Who would go to Disney for their fashion show?

There's something about Disney that as much as we love it, it's so, you know, fancy fashion. People, like, saying it's tacky, low brow.

But no, like, that castle is beautiful. Sorry.

Literary castle.

Castle. And when you, like, look at it in a different light of, like, a high fashion. She's a princess. Like, it was par. Delicious.

Fiona, I loved this. First, I want to say it's, you know, a lot of people, we were just having this conversation about Bethany. Right? Like, that model walk is so hard. And even, like, you know, how hard you practice. Like, if you're not a professional model, it's really hard to ace her walk. Was incredible. Like, so you would think she was, like, a high fashion model for years.

So graceful, but also so competent. I feel like she is the most confident person on earth. And that's why it's always surprising when you watch keeping up and she's, like, crying about, like, what the haters say about her. But I actually feel like she is most of the time, like, so confident. She just is, like, comfortable in her skin. I mean, who wouldn't be? She's, like, so gorgeous. But, like, a million girls are gorgeous, and they're, like, you know, hunched over and feeling shy. Like, she is just really exemplary in the way that she carries herself. And I know that sounds maybe like a high praise for just someone who walked down a Runway in a pretty dress, but, like, I don't know. She's got that je ne sais quoi, as the French would say.

And even, you know, every time the Kardashians do something, like, especially Kylie, she's under such scrutiny. Like, everybody's like, well, this is bad. Nobody said a word. She did not give anyone a single opportunity to critique. You cannot say one. She looked sick. The dress was perfect. The walk was everything I loved. And, you know, like, high fashion people, like, really, really hoity toity people. They, like. The celebrity culture is, like, a annoying but necessary part of, like, fashion week. But, like, it really should be. Like, the editors. Nobody could say shit. Like, she ate. She slayed the house down boots. I loved it.

She.

Brilliant moment.

Loves the mouse.

Brilliant moment. Less for coperny. Like, maybe they wouldn't have been really making any noise. It's hard to stick out fashion week when every big brand is doing everything. I loved it. She looked amazing. And honestly, I never even heard of this brand, but that dress was cute. You're right. Like, sometimes you see these fashion week shows and, like, it's so avant garde. You're like, okay, I'm never gonna buy this. Like, it's good for you, but not for me. No. She signed me up. Kaperni, give me a dress.

Yeah. And good for Meesker. Moosker as well. Like, this was a win for the diz. It's huge for the is, like, seriously weeping tears of joy somewhere.

Agreed. It was so fabulous. And I feel like Kylie has, like, a bad association from Paris fashion week of last year where, like, everyone was making fun of, like, her face and, like, what did she have done? Like, it was a lot. I think she looks back on it. It's, like, a negative time, and she was having, I think, she has said maybe it was two years ago that she was having a lot of postpartum anxiety, too. And now to see her, like, actually close it out and just, like, tell everyone to kiss her fucking ass. I loved it.

No, she's seriously the most beautiful person on earth, at the happiest place on earth.

It was joyous.

It was abundant.

It was giving abundance.

It was giving abundance of joy for me personally. So I just want to thank everyone involved, and they can, like. And that's the thing about, like, the fashion world. Like, you can still, like, do that. You know, we haven't written you off completely. Like, you can still have magical moments.

You can, you know, and sometimes it's, like, obvious. Like, Kylie Jenner was like, you know, she's not. She's mainstream, and that's okay.

Do you think that, like, we're so captivated by this because of, like, the magic of Disney? Like. Like, I seriously feel like I'm under a spell. That's how I fell, by the way.

I would say. Yeah, because everyone is. Even people. Like, we're always gonna be like, kylie farts and we're like, oh, yeah, it's amazing.

I love the smell.

But everyone else is, like, when Kylie does something, like, they're always running to find, like, a critique of it. Nobody. Yeah. We're all, like, under the influence of fairy dust, of Walt Disney.

100%. They should do everything at Disney.

Thousand percent.

They should definitely hold, like, more high society, highbrow functions at Disney. Like, I love the coupling.

Yeah. I mean, Disneyland, Paris is different. I think it's hard because, like, in America. I mean, actually, no, there's one in Anaheim. Like, yeah, yeah.

Even though the one in Orlando, like, is the OG. It's actually the.

It's just hard to get people to Orlando.

It is hard, but think. I think it's worth trying. And they also have universal studios. I think I might go universal this year.

Do it up.

Yeah. And they have Ripley's believe it or not. Kim went there.

Yes, she did.

And they have the Sabrina Carpenter concert and rascal flats coming through.

Do you believe it?

I do. I'm a believing person. They've not given me any reason to not believe. Do you believe it?

I would say or not. And do you happen to have that swirlitude?

Of course I do.

Okay, just checking.

Phew. Do you think I didn't. Do I look like.

I don't, I don't. Maybe just your camera. You looked like you were kind of lacking swirlitude today.

Oh, like, could you say something meaner?

By the way.

No.

I was like joking and like Larping and I accidentally said something really hurtful. I apologize.

It happened. I've been there before.

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Our next story, another fashion news. Nicole Kidman's daughter Sunday makes her Runway debut at Paris Fashion Week. So Nicole Kidman's daughter Sunday Rose has officially made her run debut. The 16 year old, who's the daughter of Nicole and her husband, Keith. Urbanization grace the catwalk on Tuesday is part of Mew Mew Spring summer 2025 Paris Fashion Week show.

I was surprised because when I read this, I first thought it was her child, one of her children with Tom Cruise, who have been, like, shunned and banned from speaking to her, like, literally leaving the house. And I was excited because that means, you know, maybe the grasp Scientology has on their kids is slowly loosening. But alas, no, it's her and Nicole. I mean, her and Keith Urban's kids. So that's great. Too happy for them. Love to see nepotism taking the fashion world by storm.

Some of my favorite fashion world loves nepotism. That's their favorite.

It's my favorite, too. Like, my favorite swirlies are all, you know, really undeserving of their success. And I love that. Like, I really, really do. Cool. I feel like mew mew is, like, really crushing it.

Yeah.

And especially when it comes to, like, young people. Like, I think a lot of the. The gen Zelenial swirlies. Like, it's a mew mew is there, like, designer of the moment.

Yeah.

And they're always, like, dressing Alex. I feel like they do a really good job with young people. And so tapping into an up and coming nepo baby.

Genius, the Runway.

Also, what she looks like, she looks.

Like Nicole a bit. And she's got that, like, Nicole facial expression of, like, the flare nostril. Like she's doing the Nicole Kidman.

Yeah. It was Sunday Rose or Isabella Jane?

Sunday Rose.

Oh, yeah. Isabella Jane is. Isabella Jane Cruze.

Sunday Rose.

Oh, she's very beautiful.

Yeah. How could she not be?

Oh, I'm obsessed.

Yeah. And then also, they obviously got, like, you know, we're having a buzzy Runway. They had William Dafoe, Willem. Oh, I saw that. Cara Delevingne and Hilary Swank.

How many kids does Nicole Kidman have?

That's an interesting bunch of people.

Three. Yeah. So she has one with Keith Urban, and then two, a son and a daughter, Connor and Isabella.

And they're much older. Bella's 31 and Connor's 29.

Right. Because they're from her marriage with.

Yeah.

Tom Cruise, which for me, is like a personal celebrity. Roman empire. She has four kids.

Yeah. And she has two daughters with Keith Urban. I didn't realize that they had kids together. That's pretty parchy and not in a conversation ending sort of way.

I don't think I realized that they had kids together either, because they kind of give, like, second marriage, like, you know, sunset golden year.

Yeah. Yeah.

Hmm. So she became a first time mother in 93 when her and Tom Cruise adopted their daughter Bella. A few years later, they welcomed the son, Connor into their family, though they split 2001, she told Elle that the former couple's kids were raised amidst a lot of love. They're generous and hardworking. Yada yada. After splitting with Cruz, she went on to marry Keith Urban, and they two years later, welcomed their first daughter, Sunday Rose, followed by faith. So, yeah, they have two kids from. She has two kids from each marriage.

That's lovely. I didn't realize she was a mom of four.

Me neither. I wonder if her and Katie Holmes, like, ever girly girl, chitchat together, they could just swap stories for ages.

I don't think so.

You don't?

I don't.

Okay.

That's just. But what do I know? Literally zero and you know that I.

Can'T talk about Nicole Kidman's kids without Leah Remini. No. Close. Keep guessing. Without bringing up a particular Keith urban.

Blue ain't your color turns his kids eyes cold.

He wrote a lyric about, like, tom Cruise literally turning his kids against.

I think Keith Urban needs to write a song about Tarek's armed hike, and it should be sung by Keenan's Uber driver. And then, like, your life will be made.

I just want to bring up the lyric because I always botch it, and it's actually really beautiful. Let me just find it. I don't understand how another man can take your son and turn it ice cold. Now he spells it s u n. Because it's like a play on, like, heat and cold, obviously. But if you really look, read between the lines, these are not surface lyrics. You know, he's talking about son turning his kids against Nicole Kidman.

So what would Keith Urban write about Tarek's arm tyke?

I mean, where does he begin? The magnitude of it all is actually.

A lot like, because you could really play on, like, woods themes and references.

Like, yeah, no, and also, like, whose point of view is Keith Urban speaking from Tarek the gun? Christina, I think, you know, the moose.

The moose in the woods. Your point of view. The helicopter pilot.

From my point, man. Okay, so for. If it's my point of view, it's really a song about, like, not being able to move past very, like, right where you left me by Taylor Swift energy.

Got it. I stayed here. Dust collected. Non Tarix gun.

I mean, actually, dust wasn't collecting, and that's. Therein lies the issue.

Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Actually circling back to something?

I am. I thought that was it.

No, circling back to something that we discussed at the top of the show. But I didn't segue into it because it's very fifth and final story. Energy. Olivia Rodrigo's guts concert special is coming to Netflix.

Wait, how did I miss this?

To just sort of put a pin in that? Olivia Rodrigo has announced a concert special to debut on Netflix on October 29. The streamer will air the vampire pop stars performance from the Intuit Dome in LA from her guts world tour, she said, I'm so excited to share the guts world tour with my fans. For those of you who didn't get a chance to rock out in person, now you can have the best seats in the house. And to the fans who cheered, screamed, and danced with me, I'm so glad we got to do it all over.

Again, I love concert movies. I think that there was a time where we were getting so many, like Beyonce Taylor reputation. Like, I love to watch a concert from home. And I love that Netflix does it. Like the Ben Platt one was really good, too. Like, they do all different kinds, you know, love.

Yeah, but you saw her on tour.

I did.

So you'll be part of the latter group that she discussed of people enjoying it.

Again, she was thanking me.

I might be part of the former group of people who didn't get to see it but could watch at home. And I think I would. I could see myself being in this headspace of needing a little concert, a little getting ready, listening, watching something.

Yeah.

You know, thing.

It's perfect. Like background watching mindless. I love concert dvd's like.

And like, more of this. I like them in general, too. I mean, obviously no one could ever do it better than Hannah Montana. Miley Cyrus, best of both worlds. But you could try. But you could try.

No. And I welcome it. Please try.

Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

Hannah Montana.

No, the moon is Hannah Montana.

You'll land among, like, one direction. That was a great one.

Beautiful. Your favorite one. What's your favorite?

There was a time, Shawn Mendes. There was a time where, like, these movies were so popular, they were being like, released in theaters.

Katie Perry, part of me.

Well, then I think that they went to, like, hybrid concert slash documentaries, which is fine. It depends on the person. I don't love it. Like, Beyonce's homecoming was half documentary, half, and actually liked it because, like, the prep was so insane and she was, like, talking a lot about her post baby weight. Like, that was really interesting. Sometimes people aren't interesting. Like, maybe just sing. Like, not to be one of those people, but shut up and sing.

Shut up and sing. Shawn Mendes.

Shut up and sing. So then we got to a place where it was like hybrid. And I don't really, it's touch and go, but overall, I don't think I like that now. I feel like, you know, real hardcore concert movies. Movies are coming back, bring them back, bring them back. I mean, like, the eras tour was. I forgot about that part of, like, my life where that movie was coming out. That was like some of the most fun I've ever had at home and at the theater.

I look forward to that after I see it live.

We are underrated. Going so soon. We don't have outfits. We still don't plan.

I ordered. I ordered stuff for us. I ordered.

You order that dress?

Yeah. Oh, great.

Great.

Okay, so we got something. But, like, I have a closet full of outfits that are made for the irish tour. Like, let's get real.

We will figure it out.

I've got a closet full of seamless and boots.

So we are going to move on to dear toasters, our weekly advice segment where we read three submissions from three swirlies in need. If you are in need, feel free to send us an email, deertoastersmail.com, or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com dot. If you scroll down, there's a little submission box. Both are totally anonymous. You can write in about anything, and we will do our best to get to you. So today we have some really interesting submissions. Are you ready?

Yeah.

Hey, Jackson. Claude. I recently found an old iPad in one of my husband's storage units. When we were moving, I charged the iPad, and it turns out it is his ex girlfriend's iPad with all of her old social media accounts still logged in. I'm so nosy. So my best friend and I went through these to see if she was talking shit about me. She was, but she found out recently, and she is claiming that this is, like, a huge invasion of privacy. What do you both think? I know I shouldn't have snooped, but I think an invasion of privacy is, like, a little farfetched.

I mean, it is an invasion of privacy. You invaded her privacy, but it's not like she's, like, gonna sue you. It's an invasion of privacy. Okay, next.

Yeah, it is an invasion of privacy, but, like, it was there only, like.

Seriously, a really big person wouldn't look.

No, of course. And by the way, like, she had just go around leaving her shit places, like, things are gonna happen. Yeah, these are the consequences of her actions.

But, like, you didn't break the law. And how did she find out that you looked? And also, like, what sort of, like, small circle is this that, like, you see your ex's iPad and you start looking to see if she's talking shit about you? Like, who cares what she thinks about you? Like, I would look to see, you know, if he's still reaching out to her or something. Like, I don't know. I would say, don't you find this a half fake story?

If this was the ex's iPad, like, that she owned. You have, like, notifications about your devices, like, through your icloud and stuff, or through your social media, like, sometimes internally, like, there was a login attempt and literally give you the address if you, like, zoom in on the map.

Like, they didn't attempt to log in. It was already logged in. Yeah, no, but, like, why is your ex iPad? How. How far wealthy x also, like, how. How much time in between? It sounds like literally the ex of one day. And that's why you went to go look, because why else would she be talking shit about you? Did you steal her? Man, I. This is not the whole story.

Oh, wow.

Jacuse I'm just saying it's giving not the whole story. Because also, like, then how did she know that you snooped? Unless, like, you literally share a best friend who told her that you snooped, and then who is she accusing you of invading her privacy to? Because why do you care what she says about you? Why? Do you know her?

No, but let's say she found out in a not nefarious way, like, through her iPad or whatever. How did she then get in contact with you that, like, you invaded her privacy? Did she tell the boyfriend? Why is your boyfriend still talking to his ex?

But even if she found out that you got into her iPad because she literally left it by you and you just charged it. You could have charged it and not read it. She knows what you read because someone close to you told her, which means you guys are just too close and you all need to separate a bit.

So you're saying break up?

I'm saying who's really the third in this relationship?

Chilling.

Did your ex like. I'm just saying this is not a little story, and I can't operate with half the information.

This is a really funny one. Okay. My husband and I are both full time college students, and when we got married, we made goals that focused on building our financial stability and our career so that when we finish school, we will be ready to buy a home and have kids. Because of this, we've had to be very frugal with our expenses and cut back on things. My husband has been very good at finding odd jobs so he can make a little extra money for fun stuff. Well, his newest endeavor is driving me crazy. Last year, my husband decided he wanted to become TikTok famous and make extra money from it. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but now his account has grown where he actually can make money off of the creator fund, and he's managed to make a couple thousand dollars or more a month, which is great. The problem is, I hate his content.

What is the content?

He runs an account where he interviews random people at the grocery store and makes, like, funny bits out of it. He's gotten complaints from some of these store owners about it, and they've had to make criteria for what he can and cannot film in their stores. We live in a relatively small town, so family and friends have seen him doing it, and I think it's so embarrassing. He's also constantly on TikTok, scrolling for ideas and editing, and I genuinely feel like the extra money is not worth my husband gallivanting around town, shoving his phone in people's faces. He says it's become a fun hobby for him and wishes that I would support his success and I'd rather be poor right now while we focus on building our careers. Am I wrong? Secretly. Sincerely, an embarrassed toaster.

Morgan. Oh, my gosh. Like, you're not wrong, but I really don't know what you could do about this. First of all, he needs to, like, maybe stay out of the grocery store. Can he do just, like, man on the street in your town? Like, in a place where he's not, like, bothering people and causing problems?

No. I feel like the solve here. It's, like, seriously to do this in another town. Like, it's that town's problem. They don't know you there. Like, you can.

You should, like, go to another town bringing down content day.

No, like, seriously drop him off.

But what does she do about the fact that he's, like, constantly working on his content editing?

And that can be, like, worked on, right? Like, you can set boundaries with social media, and if you're making a lot of money, like, you can hire an editor to take some of that shit off your plate. Like, if you're really making dollars, like.

You stop editing at 06:00. Like, after 06:00, no more editing. Like, do it during working hours.

Yeah, but also, like, and I understand, like, the. The issue here, but a couple thousand dollars a month is a lot of money. Yeah. Like, let's make it work. The answer is not, like, getting him to stop completely.

And the thing is, if he works hard on it, like, he might be making way more soon. So I don't think he should stop. And also, I think it will cause a problem if you. If he's loving this and you tell him to stop, and he. It will just cause resentment. So we do have to find a way to live with it and to, like, get it out of your face.

Yeah. So I actually think starting, like, making this content, like, an hour drive away from you, like, will solve a lot of your problems. It'll solve, like, the store owner issues the people in town and then, like, have a healthy conversation about, like, phone usage in the home, like, boundaries. I think that's totally wrong. I actually think a lot of people have that. Like, I know a lot of people, like, are not allowed to bring their phones to the dinner table. Like, and you have, like, set times, so it's all new to him, so he's probably, like, overwhelmed.

I. Mm hmm.

But stopping everything is not the answer. Like, that's a lot of money, and if you work at it, it could be more.

I agree. And actually, I'm glad he's making money because, like, if it gives you a reason to not stop him. Because if he was making no money, like, and he still wanted to keep doing this, there wouldn't. Like, I just. Just let him do it. You just gotta let him.

Yeah. And, like, you need to get comfortable with, like, this being your husband's hobby. But there are ways to make it better.

And I actually end fork of July.

Oh, my God. Did I write this? No, I literally wrote this. Okay, ready? Mm hmm. Hi, swirly. First off, I credit you guys for my pop culture knowledge. I love you so much. Literally everyone comes to me for pop culture, and I know everything because of you guys. Well, obsessed. So here's my question. My grandpa's grandpa name is Cooter.

I love. Like, I love that so much. It's so me coded.

It was not a problem for me until recently. I'm 23 and people are, like, thinking I'm so weird for having a grandpa named Cooter, which, like, fair. But this man refuses to change his grandpa name. What is a good comeback for this? Because I feel like such a weenie that I have a grandpa named Cooter. Love a toaster. Who needs better comebacks. Okay, first of all, you are 23, and, like, there are people around you who are making fun of you for your grandpa. Like, those people are evil and they. No, seriously. They immediately need to be cut out of your life. Like, I thought, seriously, when I read this, I'm like, oh, maybe twelve year olds writing in, like, bitch, you're 23. Like, you actually have people in your life who are bullying you. Like, no.

And who know, like, making you feel bad about something. Like, one that's innocent and sweet and precious and innocuous.

Like, so much so that you're going to your grandfather to ask him to change his name. Like, bitch, he's a hundred years old.

Like, no, no, I think it's a really good bechdel.

I don't even think it's a bad name.

You should have this person in your life. Like, can I tell you, my grandpa's cooter. Without you making fun of me. Great.

If so, come on in.

Yeah.

No, and the great thing about being like, an adult with free will is, like, it's not like we're all in high school. Like, this group of friends. You have to make it work.

Yeah.

You don't need these people in your life. And honestly, like, I know it sounds traumatic, but, like, family is so important. Grandparents are so precious. Like, your grandfather wins here. And the name isn't even bad. It's actually a cute name. Like Scooter.

So cute.

This is gonna end up being a blessing. Anyone in your life who has one fucking thing to say about this. Good day, sir.

That's really crazy that they would have an opinion on that. I would recommend to them to get a life and they can have opinions on their own lives.

Loser. Lamer. Wanna be like, oh, totally. Get out of here, scrab. Me and Cooter will, like, ride off into the sunset.

How about that?

You should do this the next time somebody makes fun of it.

Loser. Lose all double loser. As if. Whatever.

Get the picture done? Yeah. Bye. That's our show. That's also our week. This is our final episode until Monday as the jewish new year begins this evening. And Jackie and I will be celebrating separately, which is obviously devastating. But what it is, we are survivors. Happy holidays to everyone. Celebrating. If you are not celebrating, we'll miss you and enjoy work that sucks.

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