Transcript of Love Thy Neighbor: Thursday, September 26th, 2024

Good morning, millennials. And welcome back to The Toast.

Happy Thursday. That actually feels so crazy.

Like a Thursday is what it feels like. What day is it? I don't know. For you guys listening, it's Thursday. Allegedly. For us recording, it's Thursday.

It's Thursday. It is Wednesday. We are recording Wednesday evening. Jackie's in town. Oh, hey, Jacks. How you doing?

Hey, turd. I'm doing good. Jackie's in town, so we're just making the most of it. And we're very disoriented. So basically, I got into town this morning. That's why I wasn't on the toast for Wednesday's episode. And then we have a big, wig dinner. I've been logging my trip to New York. So all the dates are in the vlog that's forthcoming. But we also did an interview right before this. So I feel it's weird to be talking with you for the first time when I've been talking to you for an hour. Right.

So we had rented studio space to interview our guests for next week.

It's a party studio, by the way.

I know. And so now we had extra time. We're like, great, we'll use this studio. Video for Thursday's episode. And it's a little too pargy. It's making our usual crap look like crap.

Yeah. So it's like, It's a nice treat, but don't get used to my hair looking this color.

The lighting in here, could it be softer?

Look at my hair.

It's really upsetting how we're just look.

Yeah.

Wait, so much happened that you and I haven't been able to chat about. The first is we announced our big show at the Hard Rock Live in Seminal Hollywood, Florida.

Gizmo holiday spectacular. We're going to Hollywood, Florida.

And if you're listening to this, Patreon presale has begun. So 10:00 AM Eastern Time on Thursday, which is today, the Patreon presale begins. So if you're a Patreon member, you will get a code. You will get first access to tickets, and then everybody else, it goes on sale tomorrow, Friday. So if you go to thetoastpodcast. Com/tour or just head to any of our social media. You will be inundated with the link if you're looking for it. We just got to wait to see the twirlies there. It's like a holiday-themed show. I tried to promote it on yesterday's episode with Ben, and he was just going on and on about how the last time he was at Hard Rock Seminal, he said it was the last time he's going to be there because don't give free drinks at the casino.

All I have to say is, okay, see you not at the show. What a bright time. It's the right time to rock the stage at Hard Rock.

To hard rock the stage alive.

We're live at the Hard Rock. I'm so excited. Also, for me, it's like my big hometown hero show. Oh my God.

Yes. All your neighbors, because I know how much you love to hang out with your neighbors. Are they all talking about it?

All my neighbors are talking about it. I know more neighbors are going to be talking about it, I feel like this is the first time we might use our 100 comps just because of the neighborhood. I do technically have- If you didn't use our 100 comps in New York City. I know we have more family friends in New York, but that's the thing about being neighborly. When your neighbor is performing at the Hard Rock Seminal Live, you go and see your neighbor. It's what you do. It's the neighborly thing to do.

I find your tone in which you're talking to me about your neighbor to be extremely derogatory. I don't know what that's like. No, I think- I have neighbors.

I think that New York has everything in the world. Seriously, everything. What it does not have is that neighborly spirit. And I think that's fair. You guys don't want that neighborly spirit. Seriously, you would spit on it and stop on it. I would say, Fuck all the way off. You would say, Eeu, yucky.

Yucky?

No, that's yucky.

Eeu, yucky.

But I love my neighborly spirit. I love my neighbors, and I think they'll be there.

I think you need to get one of those lawn signs that says, Love thy neighbor. What do you think about that?

I don't need to be reminded of that, but I do want to be the person that's putting that energy out there.

You want to be known for that? Yeah. You definitely don't need a reminder. The love that you have for your neighbor lives in your heart.

But I want to inspire others to love thy neighbor. So if I ever got a lawn sign, which- I'm getting you on. Right now, I don't have any lawn signs.

I feel like your HOA is against it. I haven't seen anyone.

I've seen a couple lawn signs, but I could see my HOA being against it. Maybe you have to put it in a flower pot or something, not on the grass.

Wait, I wanted to say something. I meant to tell you this. When we were just interviewing the last person who- Who was interviewed. Who was being interviewed. Before we came here, Jack and I had an interview. We were recording this episode, and then we have a dinner. So we needed to get dressed nicely. And we were trying on a bunch of different outfits. I was trying on different tops. I needed different bras. I forgot to take my strapless bra off. I'm like, weirdly, wearing this big jacket with a strapless bra underneath. My back will never be the same. There's nothing worse than wearing a strapless bra when you're a big-titted broad, but unnecessarily. I don't need to be wearing a strapless bra right now.

I'm so sorry.

I can be wearing a sports bra. Nobody would know. Yeah.

Are you wearing a shirt underneath that? No.

So just like, you look at me, you see a fabulous, glamorous celebrity, right? I'm silently suffering.

Something that you guys don't see about me is that Actually, I'm wearing Leopard shorts, but just the angle of the cameras and the sofa, you don't really get to see them. So I'm not just wearing all-black because I'm in New York state of mind. It's just so not Jacks. If I was seriously wearing all-black from my chin to my tip of my overgrown toenail. That's just not Jacks.

Jacks is about color. As a vibrant redhead, I actually think an all-black look looks so good on you because it contrasts your hair. So your hair looks redder and brighter than ever.

No, This outfit without the shorts, it's very inside the actor's studio. That's not your girl Jacks.

What's wrong with inside the actor's studio?

Nothing. But I am who I am. I'm not an actor.

Don't say that.

I am seriously the world's worst actor, and I know that.

Let's do an improv scene. I love these games. Okay. So pick a place. Where are we?

Because if I had an acting bone in my body, I'd be on the stage. She would be in Hollywood. I seriously would.

Pick a scene.

We are businesswomen.

What business you all in? No, come on. Where are we?

We're at a park. Come on. Okay, we're at a park, and your dog just bit my leg. Oh, my God.

Bruno, why did you bite this beautiful young lady?

Your dog's name is Bruno? Yeah. So is mine. Oh, my God. It's almost- Don't worry about the bite. It happens. Oh, but that's so sweet.

Are you sure I can get you anything?

No, I'm easy. Are you sure? I mean, what are you offering?

If you come back to my apartment. It's an episode What a best view. I actually can't take me seriously. Looking at you like that, pretending we're not sitting in this studio. We're not in a park.

You're the one who wanted to act.

We're literally in a park. There's greenery behind us.

You're the one who wanted to act.

I love improv games.

Do you want to play another one? This show is improv, by the way. Something For the people, there might be one person out there who doesn't know. There might. This is improv comedy. Claudia and I do not talk about the stories, really, or the things that we want to share on the show. We really just let the chips fall where they may. And I would say some days- This show should be called The Chip for a number of reasons.

This show should be called The Chip. Some days, we don't script ever, but some days we'll sit and prepare being like, should we talk about this? Literally this episode is probably the least we've ever prepared. We just went from one interview to another. We picked the stories.

I've been traveling all day, so I've not been deep. I guess I was on my phone the entire time I was sitting in the airport. So I'm caught up until 8:00 AM. Anything between then and now, who knows? But no, I actually am caught up on popular culture.

Did you see Anna Delvey got eliminated from dancing with the Stars?

I did. And we have a dancing with the Stars story, so we're going to fit that in there because I have thoughts.

Okay. And I asked Ben a question when we were recapping it because I was saying there's genuinely nothing more shameful than being the first person sent home on a show like that. But it's such a great opportunity. So I said to him, If you got the opportunity to be on it, but you were going home for the first week, would you rather do that or never get cast on the show?

Go home the first week.

We both said never be cast.

It's very exciting. There's weeks of press leading up. You got your picture taken. It's a big celebrity moment. You got to dance on TV. Yeah. Why would you pass that up? It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

That's a very grown approach. Ben and I were like, We'd rather literally never set foot on the stage.

And seriously, if you go home the first week late, then you probably are bad, and this wasn't worth doing for more than a week for you.

Our swirly Tori spelling was also eliminated.

I saw. And of course, her response in contrast to Anna Delvise was so gargi-pargy. It was just a really hysterical moment for popular culture, which is what we do. Which is what we do. And we also play footsie. And it's nice when people make it easy for us. In our big boots.

Jackie and I are both wearing down the street. And we were walking. So like we said, we got dressed at two o'clock for the evening. We won't be home probably till 8:00 or 9:00. Crazy. So leaving my apartment in the middle of the day, being big hooker boots and big sunglasses, being actual prostitutes.

It was definitely humbling. I'm wearing a leopard trench. It was humbling.

It was given what business you in. What business you in.

That's the theme of our lives. We've got a big business dinner tonight. That's actually why I'm in town. You can hear about it on the vlog. What business you in?

And it's actually a hard question to answer. I understand why Romeo and Michelle struggled in the way that they did.

They were also making something up.

They were lying. But we have a thriving business. And if somebody ever dead-ass looked me in the eye and asked me the question, What business you all in?

What business are we in? So it depends on the person asking the question and what picture I want to portray to them. And do I want to make it sound bigger than it is? Do I want to keep myself small?

No, let's say it was the exact scenario as the movie. She's this very simple, older woman who probably doesn't know what Instagram is.

We do a podcast. That's it. If I'm trying to hobnob, we're in media.

I would say we're in the business of content.

And then if we're talking to, I guess, some Gen Zs, we could still say we do a podcast, but we're influencers because we are.

Yeah.

I know a lot of influencers don't like being called influencers. Get over that. I think it's a really useful term. If you tell me you're an influencer, I know exactly what you do.

A thousand %. I don't not like the term. I don't feel like it accurately describes what we do for a living because influencing is not our day job. It's just a benefit.

Right. But for someone who might not... Who knows what an influencer is but doesn't know what a podcaster is and influencers have a podcast. We're like so in the weeds. Yeah, those two words are interchangeable. I'm like, Yeah, influence. What about it? What's it to you?

Yeah, we've got influence.

We've got influence.

Yes, we do.

We've got influence.

How about you? You're like, Sorry. Sorry, you don't get it.

I'm sorry. Humble bragg.

Yeah, it's so true. I don't know why people hate the word.

That's why influencers, they're like, No, don't call me that, because they're just trying to be like, Don't look at me. Look at me.

But I actually don't think influencer is a... Oh my God, what is the word I'm looking for? Definitive? I don't think it's a perfect... That's not the word. I know the word perfect. But I don't think it's the perfect word for a lot of influencers, because I think there are a lot of people who create content and work with brands, but they have no influence, right? Just because you have a lot of followers does not mean you have influence. An influencer implies that you have influence.

Okay, but on the whole, aside from those outliers who either bought their followers or they all died, the person moved on.

But it's not outliers. I would say half of the content creators who you know and love who have a good following Some of them can't... If they wanted to launch a business, they have no... Their followers don't trust them to buy stuff. They just think it's pretty or whatever. A big part of being a content creator is... Some people just follow you for the vibes, not for the links or not for the follows.

Yeah, but I still I'm assuming that person falls into the influencer category.

I'm just saying it's not a perfect word because it implies that if you have the followers, you have the influence.

I understand what you're saying, but few things in this world are perfect. One thing that is perfect- The toast. The toast, original recipe. So true. This is It's an original recipe, even though we're in this really fancy studio.

And it's original recipe being recorded the night before. So you know there's always a level of crackhead- Night before episodes are done by crackheads like us.

We couldn't do it every day because then this wouldn't be a serious business. It would be a couple crackheads. But once in a while, it's what's needed. And it allows me to travel home tomorrow without having to podcast at 7:30 AM. Thank you to the studio.

No, we have this gorgeous studio.

Why not us? Everybody else with their fancy fucking clips and their zero listeners. And it's like us.

Oh, my God, chip. Your chip is coming out. Chill the fuck out.

Put the chip away. I see seriously. First of all, my whole Instagram these days is podcast clips, which I just want to say I love. And we were talking to our guest, and an hour ago about how people don't have conversations anymore in real life because everyone's so deep in their phone. But everyone's having really good conversations on podcast, and it's really nice. And then I see a clip of it on my Instagram and I like that content. And everybody's stuff looks really good. And ours always looks good because we're so girly and swirly. But now I feel like one of the others is all I'm saying.

Yeah, well, this is actually a studio I have been in many times. I recorded Victoria Fuller's podcast here. I have been here many times, and I see this studio on my For You page all the time. So while it is very party, and I'm not making a crack at it, it's not original and violent.

No. And we are violent and original in our work. But today, I think we're just going to be substandard influencers. What do you say? The thing is, it's... Should we do a bit of A holiday gift guide? I was going to say a bit of wellness.

Yeah, what's your favorite wellness thing of the moment right now?

A bit of therapy. My favorite wellness thing at the moment, in earnest?

Yeah, why not? What do I like?

Sourdough is really my wellness. I guess that's like wellness. It's very soothing. It's what I like to eat. It helps me eat healthy. Yeah, so sorry that that's boring, and I didn't pop off with that.

You know what I've been loving, wellness-wise? And I'm being dead serious. I know you think I'm about to make a joke in dead earnest. So many of the Lemme products. I take all of them. Obviously, hair and nails, melatonin when I need it, Lemme Sleep. And they have a new one. It's like a nature's Ozempic thing. I think they're innovating in a really unique way over there.

I haven't received that PR yet.

Well, you're sleeping at my house tonight. I'll give you some.

I would love to try. I am on the PR list. I think it's forthcoming, but if it's not, I'm going to just get it myself because I agree. I enjoy Lemme.

Yeah, that's my wellness hack of the day.

Not an ad.

Not an ad, no. Just fun fact.

Not us, never.

No, we can't be bought. Today's episode... No, I'm totally getting it.

I think we'll have to wait a few minutes for that after just that stunning- Change the subject. Let's just change the subject. Endorsement. Change the subject. Well, I'm back in the big Big City. What are your thoughts? Big city slicker. It's an interesting time to come to New York. It's UN week. It's UN week.

And by interesting, you mean bad?

Seriously, you couldn't pick a worse week. So I've just been trying navigate that. And I'm dealing with it. I am. You're so brave. It's okay. I'm halfway through all the traffic I'll need to sit through. So I'm just... Yeah, you are. It's just like, it's enraging because when you think about the reason for the season and the UN as a body.

Jackie, I literally did this whole speech on the episode with Ben. Good.

Because I don't have it in me. I know. I'm too mad. I know. Even though it was less traffic than I expected. I literally flew in at 07:00 AM because I didn't want be late for stuff. It was a breeze.

She was here so early.

I couldn't get her up. I was literally in the city by 9:45.

No, I'm glad you got here early. We had a lot to do today.

No, and it was really nice. So the city is the city, but it's so nice to be with my swirleys. Of course. Laugh Amelia.

I love having you here.

Yeah, and I love to see you guys, and I'm seeing Sachi later, and that brings me great joy.

And you saw Romeo.

And I saw Romeo. I think I'm going to take him home with me. What if I just put Romeo in my purse?

I mean, he's so tiny. He can fit.

And my purse is big.

You saw it. Your purse is huge. And it matches your purse's colorways.

Nobody would notice.

I would. That the love of my life has gone missing.

How long would it take you to notice?

A while. Because Ben is so on it when it comes to the Romeo responsibilities, that it would be a while.

I really don't have any reason to want to take Romeo other than it's funny. But practically speaking, I could take him home with me. You're coming down in a few weeks.

You could take him back. I mean, practically speaking, I could your house and take Harry home with me. If we're just being practical.

Yeah, yeah. But you couldn't fit him in your purse.

No. No.

Romeo, he's at that purse size right now.

I could put Charlie in my purse, depending on the bag.

Depending on the bag. Bag dependent.

Something to think about.

Yeah, it is something to think about. What if we just put stuff in our purse?

And we'll leave you with that. So now I think enough time has passed since that last second we needed to rejigger.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel so not caught up with the fam. You Do you know what I mean?

Do you mean our personal family or the family that we've built online with our community?

The family that we built with our community. I just don't feel situated yet. Do you know what I mean?

No, I can't.

All caught up. Maybe because I missed an episode and you didn't.

Yeah.

I guess I've been vlogging, though, actually. So everything that if you guys were missing me, it's all in the blog. So I'll just leave it at that. It exists. Because we have to get to our big week dinner, which if you want to know what the fuck this dinner is, head to patreon. Com/thetoast. Yeah. It's a little meta. That's all I'll say. Now, without further, a do, do, do, do. Here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

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Okay, our Stories in no order of importance, if I may. First up, Dancing with the stars. As you stated, First Elimination, Anna Delvey, and Tori Spelling were sent home. Justice for Tori. Now, why?

Because she's our girl.

Is she?

I don't know. We're always fucking talking about her.

I feel like we're talking about her at the absolute minimum. One can talk about Tori Spelling while doing pop culture.

Really? I feel like if you're talking about everything within pop culture, she's really not a major player.

She's just a speck.

I think if she heard you say that, she would be overjoyed to hear that her plan has been working.

She's just a speck on the windshield of pop culture.

To me, she's like... I'm trying to think. I don't know.

She's like a nat on the windshield of pop culture. I understand. Well, she was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. She must be devastated. Yeah, that's definitely a tough loss, as was Anna Delvey. So as the show's hosts were bidding goodbye to both duos, they asked Tori Spelling, if she had anything that she wanted to say. What was she take away from this experience? And she was just... To Tori Spelling, she was just like, send love to her family and her kids. Just like, they had to pull the microphone away from her. To pull the microphone away from her.

That's so Tori.

And then they turned to Anna Delvey and said, What will you take away from this experience? And she said, Nothing.

Nothing.

I just want to say, you guys have heard everything I had to say about Anna Delvey this week and for the past few years. Maybe I was wrong about her. She's a queen that was fucking hysterical. It was. Also, she looks gargy pargy.

I actually had the same exact thought when I saw the clip.

I've seen the courtroom photos of her. She wasn't a gorgeous girl before.

No, but she's been living She was in New York. Ever since she got out of prison, she's friends with Kelly Cattrone. They got her a facialist, and she probably got Botox. She looks unbelievable. And she had full TV glam.

She looks like a different person. Not to say that she wasn't- Not to say that she wasn't- Not to say that she wasn't- Not to say that she wasn't- Not to say that she wasn't- Not to say that she wasn't- From the O.

G. Days.

Not to say she wasn't nice-looking. Not to say anything about what she used to look like. Just saying what she looks like now.

She wasn't strikingly- No.

And also, it's important to note, actually, that she wasn't striking because she didn't get by on her womanly wiles. She didn't con people with her looks. That's a different sect of con women.

Which I think most female con women use their sexuality to con. Yeah.

I think it was actually even more shocking that she was who she was doing what she was doing. The glow up is astounding.

I am in agreement.

She looks amazing. She sounded amazing. I think she might have a fan in me now.

Nothing. What business you all in? Nothing.

It was seriously an iconic moment.

I know. I think the entire experience has been really torture for her. I don't think she enjoyed one minute of it. And we talked about this on my episode with Ben, but her partner made a big TikTok being like, Listen, after the first week, I guess she got really bad backlash for being a terrible dancer, so much so that they couldn't find her after the premiere. She literally went missing, and they eventually found her in the bathroom crying. She had read people's comments on her performance, and it was overwhelmingly negative, and she just couldn't help it get emotional. And it's crazy to me that you can survive prison, but you can't survive social media comments. Dance with the stars, watchers. Fanhood. The Dance with the Stars followers, people who've watched a show for years, people who go to see them on tour, they're obsessed. It's a part of... It's a very niche fandom that I don't know much about. When I meet someone who's been going to the tour since they were 12, I'm What? It's like a thing. Yeah.

Some more dancing with the stars news, though, is that Brooks Nader was spotted her partner, Gleb Sivchenko, backstage.

And a lot of people are mad because this video is an invasion of privacy. Some little rat took it. They literally look like they're hiding in the air conditioning ducts, and they're about to either go on stage or they just came off stage and they give a kiss on the lips. And to be honest, I'm beyond relieved because so much dancing with the stars content has come up on my social media. And so I see everyone's reels. I have seen every reel that her and Gleb have made together. And if they weren't dating, that actually is crazy deceptive. I'm glad that they are. They weren't just doing it for clicks because that would have been lame.

Interesting. And so he's not in a relationship. This happens with Dancing with a Star all the time. So someone's stepping out of their marriage.

He's not stepping out, but I do think his marriage recently Not due to her.

Is he single right now? Yes. Okay. And she's single. She has been spotted with Tom braided, I think, one time she was rumored to be with. I feel like Gleb is... You know, whoever they put with Gleb, they're wanting something to happen. Except when he was with Lisa Van der Pomp. She's the eligible bachelorette of the season. Of the time, yeah. So is Jen, though.

Okay, so here's the thing. I have so many questions about- So is Anna Delvey. It's really enough with Anna Delvey. I can't. I have such a crazy thought about dancing with the stars.

My outfit tastes very Anna Delvey, don't you find? Yes.

I would like to know if somebody who works at the show in terms of social media, everybody all day is practicing with their partner, so they're I'm in these studios and all they do is practice. But seriously, they must devote half the time to practicing and half the time to making TikToks. They're each churning out five premium TikToks a day where they're learning these audios, they're learning dances. I want to know if you have to hit some minimum. It feels like dancing with the stars is making them do it. That's how many there are. And I feel like they're literally curating sounds for them to do, curating trends, giving them a list of things that they have to do before they can leave the studio for the day. The amount of content being churned out is beyond natural, in my opinion.

Obviously- You think it's overkill?

I think that it's obligatory.

Aside from that, is it too much? Are they asking them to do too much? Is it ruining it?

I think it's a lot. I'm enjoying it, though, but it's a lot. All of it? Not all of it. You could tell, and I really feel this way with Danny Amandola, someone's holding a gun to his head, having him do these TikToks because it's like- It's Zandra saying dance. No, I'm telling you, I think it's the rules of dancing with the stars because he's just lip syncing, and he doesn't even know what he's saying. What's Danny doing? What is Danny doing?

Go home, grandpa.

I just know that they're holding a gun to his head being like, Do you know you have to sing for your supper? Lip sync for your supper.

But why is he in this position? I feel like it's like, freeze frame. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. That's what Danny Amandola is asking himself.

Although Danny Amandola is getting a lot of praise, his performance was really good.

Of course it was because Whitney's his partner and she's a queen. Yeah.

Everyone's really... There are a couple of people who are obviously going to go home soon, whether it's because they're not great dancers or because they don't have huge fandoms. But there are a lot of... Alona Mar is really good. Fadra is really good. Everybody's loving Joey. There's no obvious choice. There's not someone who's better than everyone.

And Pamel Hore Steve.

Of course, Pamel Hore Steve. Danny Amandula really improved. He was actually very good. And Alona Mar made ways because her thing is that, because she's a rugby player. So from a physical perspective, she's really strong. And the girls get lifted. Ballroom dance is very traditional, the men lift the women. But she's probably stronger than her partner, who is Allen. And in this week's performance, they did a lift. He lifted her, and then they did the same lift, and she lifted him. It was iconic. I loved it.

Wow. Trailblazing. Yeah.

It was like when Jojo Cee was partnered with a woman, even though I feel like you can be gay and dance with opposite sex, but I think she was just trying to make a point.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did she win?

No, I think she came in second, Jojo. But she was really good, obviously.

I missed her season as I missed the other 32.

Yeah, no, but this one... And by the way, I know so much about dancing with the stars. Still haven't tuned in to it.

I'm participating from a It's like I'm having fun from over here. I don't need to watch every week, but I'm liking the clips and the moments. And new couples, it's always fun to have a dancing with the stars couple. It is.

When it's not out of your marriage, Robert Herjavec.

Right, even though he was separated and very lonely.

Robert Herjavec.

Yeah. It's always someone.

And it's fun when it's two young single people. That's the whole point. It's fabulous. But when it gets murky, when... But so she... Robert Herjavec's partner, Kim, she left the show, right? And she never came back. Yeah.

I mean, like, Ardem and Nikki, Ardem's not on the show. Yeah.

He's a bad faith actor.

Major.

I know it in my bones.

Yeah. Well, she's leaving him. Yeah, I know. So that's that on them.

And still no news about John Zina making a grand gesture and leaving his wife.

No, I think He's just seeing where the chips fall.

Yeah. He should start a podcast called The Chip.

The Chip. Yum.

The Chip. You can't see it.

But you can taste it.

Ow. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

Oh my God. I just pained my elbow so hard. And you know what? I have actual trauma from paining my elbow. What was that thing that I had that Dana Hulsberg once had, where she had to lay down in Penn Station? Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It's not vitiligo Because that's the skin disease that Michael Jackson- Vertigo? And it's not vertigo either. Visoviva or something. So it happened when I was on the subway, literally- Struggling with visoviva and coxedinium.

She's so strong.

I have my coxadenia right now is so bad. I said, Jackie, on the way here, this is the first time I'm podcasting in two weeks without my pillow. Our assistant was like, By the way, I'm bringing stuff from the studio. We needed our mic flags. And she was like, Do you want me to bring your pillow? Which was so thoughtful. And I was like, No, it's fine.

It wouldn't have been fair if you weren't suffering the way I'm suffering.

I think, well, that's It's just take a minute.

I'm having full body pain. It's spreading. It's so bad. And moving, honestly makes it worse. It's like when your feet really hurt at the end of the night and you take your shoes off. You can't put them back on.

Yeah, that's where I'm at. I readjusted them better. All that to say, I was on the subway and I banged my elbow really hard. And of course, I had the funny bone tingles in my hand. And I proceeded to then have some panic attack, which I'd never had before. And the sweat was coming from my scalp down my face. I'd never sweat like that in my life. I was freaking out, freaking out. And then it was gone in like two seconds. And apparently, it's called visovigia or something, where your body, you experience- Misovago. You experience some pain, mine was my elbow, and your body goes into shock. Now, it never happened to me again, but I did learn some helpful tips. If it ever happens to you, clench your fist. It pumps blood into your heart. Like, pump, pump.

Yeah, because now you need to do that. You just bang. Right.

And then also start humming. It sends blood flow to your brain.

Let's do a song.

We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas.

We-no, I'm okay right now. We're practicing for Jisno holiday Spectacular. Tickets on sale tomorrow on Patreon.

Yes. Surprise song is going to be going off at Jisna holiday Spectacular.

Yeah, I mean, to say the least.

We have ideas.

To say the fucking least, we need carolers.

Should we hire a choir? Like a gospel choir?

Yeah, it's me and you.

Oh, happy day.

Oh, happy day.

Oh, happy day.

Oh, happy day.

When turdy washed.

When turdy washed.

She washed her...

Her sins.

I know. It feels way to appropriate someone's religion. That's why I changed it.

Oh, okay. So when turdy washed the floors away.

She's always washing the floor.

She washed the floor's away. Oh, turdy's day. Oh, turdy's day.

Oh, turdy's day. Oh turdy's day. Holiday. Fa-la-la-la-la- I didn't mean to take a turd on the nice song.

That's okay.

What were we talking about? Disney with the Stars.

We were talking about Visoviglia and Toxinemia.

Visoviglia, yeah.

We'll have to bring our pillows to Disney holiday Spectacular.

Oh, my God. Actually, let me think, when we were doing Jisno, did I have any pain in my tailbone?

I actually didn't. I do think the adrenaline was coursing through us.

Yeah. The more we do, the less adrenaline there will be.

It'll just be- No, but this is our biggest venue ever. We didn't even tell you guys that. It's true. It's the biggest show we've ever done by far. Plus, with all my neighbors, the adrenaline is going to be through the roof.

Yeah. And with all my haters, your neighbors in the audience, I'm going to even more lit up. Yeah. Actually, I don't hate your neighbors, obviously. I've not met most of them. They're wonderful. They're wonderful. But as a group, collectively, obviously, I hate them. Except just know, when I make fun of your neighbors, I'm never talking about Randy.

And you're never talking about... But you were no stock walkers.

Yeah, well, that's Randy and her kids. I'm not talking about them. No. Those are my queens and my queens.

Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Lady Gaga announces Joker 2 companion album called Harlequin, which she confirms It's not LG7. It's only LG 6.5..

Okay, so you know what's giving? I wonder if you know what I'm going to say.

Like someone releasing a companion album to their movie.

Not a companion, but someone releasing an album that they're saying, This is an album, but it's not the album.

Oh, someone just did that. Luke Holmes.

Exactly.

I'll take you with me.

Yeah, he released a whole album of songs about fatherhood, and he was like, Listen, this is just where I'm at right now. And I wrote all these songs. Obviously, it's not the big rock or country album. It's not the big next drop. But this is where I'm at. It's Father's Day. Enjoy. And we did.

Yeah. And we are still. So Lady Gaga, actually, you were the one who said that there should be more... She released Dive with a smile with Bruno Mars, and you said, Maybe this is part of Joker Faleya Do. And after weeks of puzzling fans with cryptic social media posts and billboards, it all leads to Harlequin, the companion album to Joker, Faleya Do. Keeping in theme with the Joker's passionate scribble, she embodied her role of Lee, a version of Harlequin, for the marketing of the new album in a series of Instagram posts that read, I'm ready for my interview. Don't tell me what to wear. No duct tape, no mission amongst others. Whatever the fuck that means. I haven't seen these movies. Anyways, original Gaga music is on the way. In a cheeky billboard, she dubbed Harlequin as LG 6.5, with LG7 still set to arrive early next year. Oh, she's beating the little monsters.

Well, I think Lady Gaga has a really strong history of writing music for movies. Obviously, a star is born. Hold My Hand from Top Gun, literally my favorite song. That documentary?

That she was nominated for an Oscar for with...

Yeah, I forget the song, but yes.

Diane Warren. Yes.

And obviously, she has major songs always. But I do think the song she saves for movie projects are major. They're always really beautiful and really big.

Yeah. Well, I mean, to talk about the art of scoring a movie is a really beautiful big musical composition.

And by the way, maybe this is her way of trying to get more awards because she's going to be nominated. She's not going to be up against Taylor Swift, Diane Warren, and Billy Eilish. She's going to be up against scoring.

She deserves Egot because she is that talent. Now, of course, she needs to earn it I think that she will earn it. And I totally endorse her taking time from LG7 to go on this journey.

She has an Oscar and she has a Grammy. She has nine Grammys.

Does she have an Emmy? She She was so close to getting it, right? This is how close Lady Gaga is to an Emmy. Does she have an Oscar?

Yes. She won for Shallow, and that's why, remember, she was crying.

Okay.

She's halfway there.

She didn't get the Emmy.

No. Why is it so hard for people to just tell me what she has. She's actually ways away.

She needs E. T.

I think she needs E. T. Yeah, exactly. She has the go. She needs the E. T.

Tony will be a little tougher. She's going to have to take some time, move to New York.

I don't know if there's Is there any way to get a Tony? That doesn't involve you doing a Broadway show, every day on stage. You don't have to do a movie to win an Oscar. You can write a song for it. I don't know if there's a backdoor way to get a Tony. I think they really just give it to the on stage actors.

Yeah, maybe she could produce- Is there a producer of the year? Something, a song.

Yeah. She'll get there. Although I don't think that that's actually a goal of hers. I think some people, they choose their projects based because they want to become an Ega.

I actually think Lady Gaga- She's too much of an artist. She's not motivated by shallow things like that. Wow. You can't spell Egot without ego. Just saying.

Chilling.

She's not about ego. She's not about ego. She's not. From the same girl who shouted turd.

You're right. No, get you a girl that can do both. I agree. I think she's not motivated by silly things like that, like vanity. I think she really cares about releasing the best work, the best art, the best music. What are you about to say?

Is Egot all about Ego? Sound off in the comments.

Is Egot all about Ego?

I like that. I love that. That should be like a thesis.

If it was a little bit shorter, it could be our title.

Oh, okay.

Putting the Ego in Egot.

Can you have Egot without ego?

Although I do want to say, and I'm going to hold your hand when I say this, I actually think as a podcast, we have too many episodes with Egot in the title. We weirdly have... Remember we had like, Egot.

We got Do you remember? Regot is important because it's someone who's on a razzie. Yeah, right.

We did Egot less than Regot. I actually think we've maxed out on how many times a podcast can put Egot in their titles.

It's so funny because we're making fun of everyone else for being obsessed with Egot when it's like, We are obsessed with Egotts.

It's us.

We're the problem. No one can make one move or win one award without being us.

How close is Elton John to an Egot? Egot tracker. Actually, Elton John already has one. What about Egot tracker? I bet there's a website for that.

For our title.

Egot tracker? No. I'm very, very against, as of this moment, unless you convince me otherwise, I'm very against putting Egot in the title.

What about... I mean, I know how to get it. Like, turdy for Egot. It actually goes against two principles.

Yeah. Jackie doesn't like having our names in the titles.

Too often. Yeah. Because it could always be like, turdy and shurdy and Jacks and Backs. We can always go off.

I love that. Turdy and shurdy and Jacks and Backs. I love it.

We could always go off with the names. We have to... And also it's It doesn't interest new listeners. It doesn't. Like, who's turdy? Who's shirty? Who's Jacks? Who's your backs? What else to say, New Lady Gaga music is forthcoming, so that's something for us, the fans. Ruh, ruh, ruh, Ma.

Jacks is really feeling delarious. You did have a very long day.

Roma, Roma, Ma. Ga, ga, oh la la. Woke up at 4:30.

When that dance came out, the cultural reset, in gym class, the way everybody was doing it. Yeah. And whoever learned it first, the best and fastest was so cool.

It was better than TikTok.

It was like the hold on, throw down of its time. Yeah.

And it was like, Oh, you slobs aren't going back and back and back on YouTube.

It was better than TikTok. Yes. Thank you.

We were dancing. Did these high schoolers think they meant to dancing, synchronize dancing? They do. We were doing the hold on, Hold on. We were doing the ice cream freeze. We were doing bad romance.

They didn't see us in the living room.

No, they didn't see us. Doing the damn thing. And they never will.

Those were the days. When we used to make up dances, there was such a hierarchy in our family. Just due to the nature of the order in which we were born, Olivia was always put in charge of the activities that we were... We always would go do gymnastics, things we would want to do, and Olivia was always the coach.

In our family, we have a lot of respect for birth order.

Yeah, when we are choosing rooms on a trip.

I feel like, one, other families don't, and two, I think that's probably a key to our harmoniousness as a family.

It keeps things fair, even though it's fucking annoying.

Yeah, but with a lot of- You can't fight it. Privilege comes a lot of responsibility. I always felt like it was very balanced. And like, Margot, you actually got four- You would feel that as two out of four. Yeah. I guess it was stinkiest for me and you, and more so for you.

Every now and then, we would go reverse birth order, just to shake things up. Like, Margot, who's always getting the shit in.

And it doesn't really change anything for you. And it doesn't really change anything for me because you're never first, you're never last. But we also never had it that bad. I think every position can be argued to be the best.

All that to say, every Dance We Ever Choreographed as Kids was created, choreographed, produced, styled by Olivia O'Shera. Yeah. That's a lot of pressure for a young kid.

Right. Which is why she got to choose her room. Yeah. We'll let her have it. We'll let her have it. Yeah.

I'm going to readjust my coxadenia. Oh, okay. And you have something to do because before you continue, what story are we about to get to?

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Parjilish, some would say.

Well, our next story is some celebrity news, as stories are around here.

It's like what we do for a living.

Jennifer Anaston was swatted. Her home was swatted after a prank call to cops. This is like a thing. This is what the pranksters are doing right now. Seriously fucking annoying.

There's an episode of Bluebloods about this where the head of communications for Tom Selleck got swatted. It was like a prank. And literally to get swatted, 50 swats, swat teams, show up at your house, flashlights, guns, and you get... It's so scary in the middle of the night.

So Jennifer Anaston's LA home was swatted after a call to cops that the LAPD are now investigating. She had one hell of a wake-up call on Friday evening as law enforcement told TMZ that she was swotted, a growing prank targeting many in Hollywood. Law enforcement tells TMZ that someone called the cops and told dispatcher he was worried about a friend's well-being, but never mentioned her by name. Per the cops, the scholar said his friend was not doing well and supposedly alluded to seeing him on the other side. We're told the scholar then asked cops to do a welfare check, providing only the address and keeping himself anonymous. Then they're told authorities They stopped by the address just after midnight, where they were met by security who were seriously surprised by their arrival. It was during this time that police learned that they were at Jennifer Anaston's home, and cops say they spoke with the actress who assured them everything was okay and that she had no self-harm intentions.

Okay, wait, but that's not swatted. That's called a wellness check. So the police come... That's the regular police who are at the police station at your precinct.

Yeah, it's not like helicopters.

That swat is when they show up in armed brink trucks. So the person who wrote this article didn't understand. And I'm surprised. This doesn't happen war with celebrities.

Just given the fact- Everyone's calling it Jennifer Anaston swotted.

But that's not what it is. But I'm surprised it doesn't happen more given the sheer fact that celebrity's addresses and personal information are not protected in their public info, and you can find it anywhere.

Yeah, but I guess that- When they live in like, armed communities. No. When you're calling to get a wellness check on someone, a bit of... Should you be able to be anonymous in that? Maybe the police don't have to tell.

I think actually being able to be anonymous encourages more people to do it, which overall is a good thing.

But why do you need to be anonymous? I mean, sometimes anonymity is necessary, but on the whole, if you're doing a wellness check on someone, what's the benefit to you being anonymous? I don't know. And now the LAPD, I mean, it's the LAPD. Hopefully, they could trace the phone number. It's giving star 6-7.

It doesn't sound hard.

And figure out who done this because this is bad on a number of levels. It's a waste of police resources. It's a waste of police resources.

Speaking of a waste of police resources, I was talking about that today because you're walking through the streets and there's so many. Every five seconds you turn around, you hear a police escort. And you just know it's some irrelevant diplomat. Nobody's ever heard of. If you're just walking through the street, he should just walk to the UN because nobody knows who diplomats are. They're literally not famous. That's a waste of police resources.

Yeah, no. It's like diplomatic Fashion Week. They really think that they're the shit.

It's diplomatic Fashion Week, and they're getting out of these, literally, Kendall Jenner sprinter vans. They actually think they're such hot shit.

Yeah, I'm happy for them. This is their week. Do your job, man. This is their week. Learn that immunity. It's so true.

I actually used to live in a building. In my old building, there was a diplomat who lived in that building, and one of the elevators didn't even go to the floor that they lived on. It was crazy.

They think they're such hot shit. Seriously, bro, no one's looking.

The one in my building actually was hot shit. You know which country? It was a really high security. It was legit.

Well, no, there's different tiers, right? Because there's ambassadors, and that's the real deal. I've seen passport to Paris. That is a big job. It's true.

But then there are- Every Joe Schmo is a diplomat.

Everyone's a diplomat. So true. You get a badge, all of a sudden, you think you're something. And you know that these people are fucking assholes because they get diplomatic immunity.

So they travel and their sons are like assholes who go to bars and roofy girls, and they get diplomatic immunity. Yeah, I've seen SVU.

Yeah. I wanted to ask about diplomatic immunity, but ambassadors are legit, and I think they're... Ambassadorship is so interesting. No, and it's a really important job.

Marjorie Post, when her husband was an ambassador, they were ambassadors to Russia, a very hostile time, cold war vibes. Yeah.

And it's like, I feel like sometimes with an ambassadeship, it's like you give it to someone to get rid of them. Like, Oh, yeah, we'll send you to Siberia, literally.

But there are a couple of key... I think the ambassador from US to Israel is a really important person.

Yeah, but you could also go somewhere fabulous to be the ambassador.

Yeah, in a country that has amazing relations with your country, and they love you there.

You could be the ambassador to Ibiza.

Yeah. I don't know. Ibiza is not a country. But you can choose to live headquarters.

You have to live in the capital. I know. But I'm just saying there's fun places to go.

And there's, of course, the diplomatic community, which I think is a huge benefit for a lot of them.

So what's that about?

You could just fuck shit up. I don't know if it covers murder.

Okay.

But it's a thing that I think diplomats have in our country and our diplomats have in other countries so that you can't ever get held in another country against your will. But did you kill someone? Yes.

Because you're a... Diplomatic immunity is a principle of international law by which certain foreign government officials are not subject to the jurisdiction of local courts and other authorities for both their official and to a large extent, their personal activities.

Okay, but are they subject to any jurisdiction? Do they have to follow the laws of their own country?

Probably.

It just feels like they don't need that. Just behave.

Why you want to be a big official just to break the law? It's counterintuitive. It's weird. It's counterintuitive. A thousand %. It's like, does that apply to laws that they have there, but we don't have here? So it's like you're just not used to it. That's what I'm saying. It's a cultural difference, or all of a sudden, no law. Lawlessness.

That's what I'm thinking.

Interesting.

There's always an episode of SVU where there's some diplomat's kid has a diplomatic immunity, and he sells drugs.

Right. That was just in Perfect Couple. They thought that he had diplomatic immunity. Shaker.

Shaker.

Shaker. Shaker. Schaker. Schuter. Yeah. Yeah.

Are you sure it was shooter? A thousand It's fun.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Anyways, Jennifer Anastan, I'm sorry. That's really fucking annoying.

I'm sorry. Nothing happened to you. Your security handled it. They didn't even come on your premises.

In the middle of the night, just a disturbance.

I'm sure they did. I would bet my life she didn't even wake up.

They said they spoke to her.

Oh, okay.

It was a disturbance. That's annoying. She was annoyed. Headline, Jennifer Anastan was annoyed.

I would definitely take being annoyed and making $25 million a year off of a show like I worked on 20 years ago.

Right, right, right. But the headline is Jennifer Anastan was annoyed.

Got it. Well, It's not the first time, and it won't be the last, so she better get used to it. Yeah. Life is full of annoying things.

So true, Tartine. Our next story is some content news because 50 Cent is setting his Diddy Abuse Allegations docuseries at Netflix. And you know he's I've been working on this for years. The Doc is here. I love the turnaround time, but it's not even that quick because 50 Cent has been working on this for a while. Netflix is producing a docuseries from Curtis 50 Cent Jackson about charges of sex trafficking and racketeering, as well as sexual assault and violent abuse allegations against Diddy. Alexandria St Ableton directs the project which is currently in production.

I am glad that we had said this is such a long-running thing, and so many people are involved. It really needs documentary because a lot of it is confusing. I'm glad that P. Diddy is a part of it because I do think he has access to things like most filmmakers don't. I would love to hear... What did I say? P. Diddy. Oh, sorry. 50 Cent. I would love to hear... There are certain people who I think really need to be a part of it, Aubrey Ode being one of them. Obviously, I think P. Diddy will sit down while also being behind the scenes. I think he'll also be on camera sharing. Oh, my God. I think 50 Cent will also be on camera. It's been such a long day. Will be on camera in addition to being behind the scenes and using his celebrity to ask people to be a part of it.

Yeah, I agree. There's a lot going on in the ditty stuff. Rumors and otherwise. I saw a comment in our comments, Why aren't you guys talking about the D. Stuff?

People love to think we're being paid by big, whatever.

Big Hollywood to cover up their lives.

I just want to say, I know what I'm going to say is extreme, but when people say, Why aren't the girls talking about XYZ? It seems suspicious. I feel like those are really anti-Semitic comments. People are like, They're a part of some Hollywood big conspiracy cover up.

I just feel like- Is that a crazy assumption? You guys just think highly of us, that we're privy to the protection. Having these conversations. And in those rooms.

And really, I feel like we talk about P. Diddy every day.

We talk about it every few days when there's tangible news, but usher deleting his tweets. It's sus, but that's not a news story. It's true. Okay, it could be a million things. Then I also talk, And Megan Fox deleted her tweets. Know that she left Twitter a million years ago. She didn't delete her tweets because Diddy was arrested. Right. So then it gets into this- The weeds.

You have to pull back a little bit.

We're trying to stick to the facts a little bit. And the resurface keeping up a clip, and Justin the Biber was naked at a party.

No, the Justin Bieber rabbit hole is definitely really concerning if you go down it, which I briefly did.

Yeah. But all's in time. And thanks to documentaries like these to really stick to what we know. The facts.

Yeah.

And I look forward to watching it. Agreed. And I'm grateful for 50 Cent. Agreed. Every day, and today, especially.

It's no exception.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am. It's a little casting news that has the potential to be really exciting because the Legally Blonde prequel series.

I can't hear any more about Legally Blonde.

Legally Blonde prequel series that are never coming out. That are never coming out. That Amazon Prime video is putting out an open casting call for the series's lead role. It's giving Nikki Blonsky.

We will be getting Nikki Blonsky of our time. Thank you. This is a Gen Z Nikki Blonsky.

However, it should be Sabrina Carpenter.

Yeah, she is a triple threat. Although I don't think filming a Prime video show, no matter how iconic this could be, really fits into her schedule of being a pop star.

Not at all. It fits into my schedule of things I want to watch, star in Sabrina.

But it's not a musical, right? It's just like a show.

Yeah, no, it's just a prequel series. So I guess give it to an actress who can't sing. Yeah, it looks like me.

A pretty cute young thing. Who me? Literally pretty cute young thing. I'm tired of getting updates on this.

This is not the movie, though. This is not the movie.

I know, but it's just like, Don't tell me shit anymore until it's out. I don't want to hear it.

I do agree with that. It's going to be a wicked movie. I feel like they're using our endless love for Legally Blonde against us.

1,000 %.

And it's wrong.

It is not right.

Because there's not a lot that's pure in this world, but our love for Legally Blonde is that. It's one of those things. And society's love for it. So true. So just cast your movie, okay? Don't bring us into it.

Yeah, just get it done.

Get to work.

Get to fucking work, bitch.

Get your fucking ass up.

And speaking of ass, are you okay? By the way, not me, like reading the ads and you going off camera to pick your camel toe. I was seriously like, you- You did it to me. You expected me not to laugh?

You got up one time, which gave me the idea. I didn't even leave frame.

I just pulled my shorts.

Well, I knew, but I was like, Might as well. I have space over here. You don't have space.

That was just like a crazy thing for you to do.

Well, it's been a long day, and I deserved to- Pick it. Situate my shorts.

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