Transcript of Chew Like You Have A Secret: Thursday, July 16th, 2026

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Welcome back to The Chosen. Happy Thursday. Hope everybody's having a great day, doing things that they love. Speaking of people that I love, it's Jacqueline Valet.

Hey, turday.

How you doing?

Happy Thursday.

I gotta tell you something, you know, we drive to work separately.

I know.

Just 'cause like, you know, sometimes you need to run errands, like whatever.

We need freedom.

Yeah. But we leave the house at—

We didn't ship all these cars for nothing.

We leave the house at the same time.

Uh-huh.

And every day, like, I pull out after you. So I'm—

You drive behind me every day.

I drive behind you every day. And there aren't so many roads here, so it's like—

You're behind me the entire time.

Nobody ever really cuts in.

I know.

You drive so fast. Like, I'm not gonna let you sit here anymore and talk about like, I was scared of the road. I have a hard time keeping up with you. I know the Tesla, like, it's just easy to go fast on. I remember when Lauren Elizabeth got a Tesla, like, super early. We were all in LA. She's like, do you want to see how fast it could go? And I was like, no. And she went insanely fast, and it happens really quickly, like 0 to 60, whatever. You— I, I'm not sitting here anymore with you being like, do you think I can make a left turn?

So many things to say.

You're so fucking fast.

So many things to say. First of all, I told you guys I speak I tried to tell you.

No, I didn't speed a little.

Nobody believed me.

Well, you guys, like, it's actually unsafe.

Okay, but second of all, we sit in traffic the whole time. Where am I even—

No, like, a couple of times, especially when we pull out of the house, there's like— Oh my God, I'm like literally like 100 feet behind you and I'm going like 50 miles an hour.

But today I was ahead of you a lot because like I backed out, I got out like really early, you were still waiting.

No, but like we met up at the stop sign, so like—

And then I went fast after that.

And I thought it the other day too, I'm like, why the fuck is she driving so fast?

It's so funny because I always wonder like what you think of me driving behind me. You're probably like annoyed I didn't turn there, like, no, no, there's not a lot of turns, it's like a weird drive. No, like, you have to make space for yourself here. They don't have like turning lights like in Florida. Like, if you want to make a left turn, like, they will give you a green light just for your left turn.

So yeah, you have to be aggressive here.

Yeah, here you have to make space for yourself. And I always feel like self-conscious that you're like, oh, she didn't turn then.

Oh, that's funny. No, I'm like not thinking about you.

You think I'm aggressive on the road?

No, I just think you drive really fast.

I tried to tell you guys, like, I, I'm glad that you saw it for yourself. Like, yeah, I did. I feel conflicted because sometimes I find myself like driving fast. I'm like I— that feels incongruous with me as a person.

Yeah, yeah. And it's just like we've sort of sat here and like watched you build this narrative about being like a scared, like defensive driver. But defensive drivers would not drive how you drove this morning.

I just want everyone to know, like, I, I was honest about that. No one believed me. Yeah, no one believed me.

Yeah, you should just bring that sort of like aggressive energy to all elements of driving.

I'm getting like so much better and so much more comfortable in like bringing our cars up here has been amazing because I feel, I feel like I'm in my own clothes, you know?

Yeah.

It's been, it's been really great. So, okay. Okay. She saw me.

That's the first thing I wanted to tell you.

Except you also, like, I find a space for myself to turn in, like, and I'm like so glad to have made it.

Yeah.

And then you come in my turn too. I'm like, wow, she beat that truck.

Like, you always, well, here's the thing about like making space for yourself on the road is that a little while ago, like, cuz I, I don't, now I drive like a decent amount, but Ben usually drives me and like, I don't drive that much. But like a couple of years ago I had the realization that like, the other cars on the road, like, they don't want to hit me either, you know what I mean? So like, even if I do something like a little aggressive, they're gonna stop. Like, they don't want to hurt their car or their lives or their passengers. So just like drive a little crazy because nobody else wants to die either.

Yeah, I, I understand. That is like, when I'm like merging lanes, I'm like, well, they're gonna let me in. Like, you just have to because what's the alternative, right?

We're gonna crash. Ding me, right?

Ding me just to show, like, to show me something.

You have the realization that the other person sort of like has to let you in. It's very powerful. That's what Ben taught me. Ben is like too aggressive, but I respect his like shame. Like he just sort of parks his ass wherever he wants.

Yeah, yeah.

That was the first thing I wanted to tell you. Second thing I wanted to tell you is that I watched Elle.

I know that you started Elle. I'm very curious your thoughts.

So I fell asleep in the middle of the second episode, although, you know, and, and like I wasn't loving it, but you didn't love it when you were watching the first two episodes either. The people from Seattle like are miserable, not in real life, in the show. And yeah, like the way they're like, "Seattle, like we don't do that around here." It's like, okay. Like everyone's being mean to Elle and like I'm not liking that. And it's all gray and ugly. And like I loved the first 10 minutes of the episode where she was living in Bel Air. Like can we go back to that? And if it weren't for you like being so compelled by it, like I probably would quit it. I think I am gonna set it down briefly because I wanna watch Five Star Weekend.

So what part of Elle are you up to?

I was getting so sleepy by the end.

It was like, did she go to the concert yet?

No. Oh, she heard the senior girl. That fucking bitch senior girl. Like, she heard them talking about the concert and, um, she came home like defeated. Her mom did her closet and then her mom's like starting to like think about redecorating, throwing away all the rental furniture.

Um, okay, so you're not at a point yet where I loved it yet, so like don't feel discouraged. Um, I don't want to like say anything that's gonna like set any expectations for you, but I feel like I can remember like a point where I had my first like, oh, that's like such a sweet moment, I love that.

Okay, because I haven't had that yet.

Um, that's fine because they also like don't have their house party yet. So like before the house was party, I wasn't like feeling like so much love. I was just like, it was just like, are they poor?

No, they're just leaving just to like hunker down, save his reputation.

Yeah, exactly. Out of sight, out of mind. They're not poor, their house is nice. Yeah, money doesn't seem to be an issue for them. I like the Um, yeah, love her. So I watched 2 more episodes. Um, it's just like so great. It's really— it's so great.

I really want to watch Five Star Weekend. I haven't heard anything like really good or bad, but I did read the book. Ellen Hildebrandt. Um, I have like PTSD from Peacock, so like it's been like taking me a few days to open Peacock back up again, but I do want to watch it. Jennifer Garner plays whatever her name was, like the main woman. And I liked the book. I think I get all of Ellen Hildebrandt's books confused.

I didn't read that one.

It was like she becomes a widow and she's also like, uh, who's like the equivalent? She's like a, like a Wishbone Kitchen type, but like for older women. She does like a lot of hosting content and like cooking, and people love her so much. So she hosts a 5-star weekend where she brings like her 5 friends and like hosts and schmoozes. But it turns out like one of the friends has a big secret. I won't spoil it.

I think they all have a secret.

No, no, but like one of them is like, "Chew like you have a secret." Viola! Chew like you have a secret. I fucking love She's a Man.

Same.

When people talk about comfort movies, we need to start a list because honestly Bend It Like Beckham's on that list too, of like really nostalgic comforting movies. Because She's a Man, I could watch that and I would never get sick of it.

But yes, yes, but like there is an element of sadness because like Amanda Bynes—

of course—

is not that person anymore.

Although her performance is so stellar, it does transcend reality. Like, I can watch it without getting sad.

But it's like, I don't know, it's just, it just makes me sad, like, to think about her and like watch her great work, because it's like, where is she?

It's also insane that she wasn't like nominated for an Oscar. Deadass, I know you guys are gonna say, think I sound crazy, but like, that is one of the best acting comedic performances of our time. And it's like, well, you get an Oscar for stuff like that. Where's her Oscar?

I don't know.

That movie's so good.

It is.

That like run of movies she did towards the end of her like acting career.

What a Girl Wants.

Sydney White.

Mm-hmm.

So good.

Mm-hmm.

So good.

Yeah.

Um, so that's on my to-do list. 5 Star Weekend.

Okay. Um, I think I have like 1 or 2 more episodes of Elle. I will miss her when she's gone, but it's, it's giving me like faith in Hollywood.

Like a reboot.

Like, no, and like they can do something that I would like. And people are comparing it to like Off Campus in the sense that like of that like feel-good sort of show. And so maybe I will watch Off Campus.

Okay, but if you don't like it, like, just seriously, like, don't ruin it for everyone else. Just say you didn't like it. I mean, just say you didn't watch it, you know?

I feel like I'm gonna like it.

I think you are too. And with season 2, you know, being highly anticipated, like, you could get caught up before season 2 drops.

Yeah, no, and like, my beef was never with Off Campus the show. It was just this, like, with Garrett Graham. No, it was just this, like, constant cyclical, like, hot new thing, like, all the time. And if you're, like, not watching. Like, it's just like fast production.

Well, that's sort of the age we live in.

No, and it was a commentary on the age we live in, not on specifically Off Campus. I have no idea what's going on in the show.

It was commentary on the age.

It was a commentary.

I also think you would like it because the school setting, like, is very similar to your college, but it's like your college. It's like a small liberal arts.

That's literally all it takes is a small— it takes is like a school setting for me.

Yeah, me too.

That has any like reminiscence of Colgate.

Yeah.

And that's it. And I love your show.

Yeah.

I feel like Elle actually has that a little bit because it's very like the school.

Yeah.

And like the weather, and it's cold and rainy.

Oh, and she got that woman fired. Like, that was upsetting.

There are a couple of upsetting things that seemed really honest. No, no, there are a lot of unnecessary upsetting things that happen that like we can't come back from, you know? We can't like sitralsy.

Yeah, I didn't love that.

So I want you to keep watching because like I really want to know like in totality if you do like it.

I'm sure I will.

I don't know. I don't know if you will.

When People are always like, it's a good show, you have to get past the first few episodes, it's a good show, the first season sucks. That's like one of my biggest pet peeves. No, but you didn't love it after the first episode.

I didn't love the first episode. After that I liked it, and then it probably like episode 3 or 4, I loved it. Loved. So it was like from like to love. And I think that's a fair amount of time to have to wait. 'Cause they have to prove to the executives like, you know, this is a reboot.

She's very good, Lexi Mindtree.

She's amazing.

She has the elle je ne sais quoi. It's very reminiscent of just like little vocal stims and hand gestures that Reese Witherspoon did.

She—

that was a character study, and she did quite well.

She crushed it.

Yeah, the walk, everything, everything. And you could tell, like, little wardrobe pieces. Like, she's wearing those wedges that have the star, the heart. Yeah, which is so Elle. And it's not like copycat, but it's— or when she's laying in bed, she's upset and she's eating the chocolate Ferrero Rocher. Like, little nods to the movie, which I love, without being like heavy-handed or obvious.

Yeah, she like printed out some like paperwork for her classmates, pink and scented. So good. But like, she doesn't say, gives you something extra, don't you think? She's just like, yeah, I find lavender to be very calming and this is a high-stakes situation.

Gives a little something extra, don't you think? That movie's so good. Legally Bond. Add it to the list.

It is.

What else? What's going on with you?

Um, not so much. Went out to dinner last night, so I—

without me.

Yeah, so like, that was a Love Island, a thing that could happen now that Love Island is over.

Love Island, your life back, time with your family.

Yeah, so that was really fun. Oh my gosh, in the World Cup, my prediction was right. That's Really crazy, really crazy. And I just want to like, I want to be like, eh, slay, yeah, I'm always right. Stay with me.

It was an educated guess?

Not really. This was my educated, like Argentina Messi, yes. And I was rooting for Messi cuz like the boys like Messi, everybody likes Messi. So like that was my association. And then from the other like list of teams, I just sort of went off of vibes.

Vibes are so important.

But, and so like I'm not here saying like, eh, stick with me. Like I'm always, no, you should, I always get it right because this never happens to me. Yeah. Like if I did a, if I did a bracket or something, I would never win. This is really a fluke. Um, I wish I put money on it. Yeah, but I would— if I put money on this, it would have meant I put money on other things and I'd be down. Yeah, I will have lost money with all my bad guesses.

Messi, Argentina versus Spain, which does mean that David Beckham lost last night. Yes, a valiant effort, but we'll see you next year or 4 years, whenever it is.

Yeah.

Um, and the game is won.

Probably over the weekend, but for like ad dollars, you know.

Well, I hope both teams have fun.

I hope—

and speaking of sports, last night—

oh yeah, that's a story.

I don't know anything about Spain, the team. I obviously have seen Cheetah Girls too, so I know a lot about Spain in general, but not their soccer team. So I'm gonna say Messi, even though I just feel like it's obvious, and it's just like, it's like when LeBron wins, it's like, well, obviously, but like, it would give someone else a shot.

Yes, a little bit, but he's only won the World Cup once. He is like old, so it's like one of the last, and it's like, you know, elder respect. Like, it's like cool when like an older person like beats out the youngsters.

Yes, it is, it is. Real underdog story. Well, we'll see. Just good luck to everyone. Do they talk about soccer at the ESPYs? Like, no. Cuz like none of the players were there cuz they're like playing.

Would have had to watch.

I watched a lot of clips.

I was enjoying it. I literally did not see anything.

I saw like Jalen and Ali Brunson on the carpet, so that's how I like knew the event was happening. And then I was keeping up. It was kind of like a sweep for the Knicks. Like they just won all the— they were nominated for a lot of like, you know, best player, best play, best moment, and they won like a lot of them. And I could see like people on Twitter were being like such haters, and it's just like, sorry, it is the year of the Knicks and you just have to get over it. Like next year it'll be someone else's year.

And Super Bowl this year Where were we together? Seahawks versus the Patriots. Wow, who the hell won? Not Drake May. The Seahawks won.

Okay, wow, forgettable.

Forgettable.

That's why they weren't like winning tons of awards at the ESPYs.

Wow, that's crazy.

Yeah, I love to see like WAGs coming together.

Taylor should have been there.

Totally. Even though like Travis's team didn't have like an impactful year. So do you think Travis goes to the ESPYs every year or only when he's nominated?

I think like he would go every year if not for Taylor, right? Like it probably was like a fun work event that now he can't just like show up to for no reason.

It's like a big deal.

Yeah. Speaking of Travis Kelce, the new Harry Jowsey show, which is Catching Kelce 2.0, it reminds me so much of Catching Kelce.

Totally. I thought the same thing.

A lot of the girls have been posting like that they are on the show. A lot of beautiful women.

You love to see beautiful women.

Yeah. And I wonder why these beautiful women like chose to go on this reality show? Like, not Love Island, not The Bachelor. Like, why Harry Jowsey?

I think it's actually harder to get cast on these shows in general. Like, not only do so many people want— there are like a lot of like hoops you have to jump through. You have to go like psychological evaluations, like all these things, STD tests, health monitor. So I don't think it's like that easy. So I think a lot of girls who like want to become influencers or reality stars, like, they'll just sort of take any show. And it's like, yeah, okay, so I'll either have to date on Love Island or date Harry Jowsey. It's like, it's all good.

I wouldn't take any show. And I'm not saying they shouldn't do this show because I have no idea what this show has in store, but like, you don't just want to be that person who's on a random season of Temptation Island.

I think people do, like, honestly, because all you— you just need a show to get you like 100,000 followers, and then like you're— then that's the kickstart for you, you know? You can go on other shows. Netflix does those like Perfect Match where they bring people from all different types of shows. You just need to be a reality show star. Okay, Temptation Island is like truly like bottom of the barrel.

That's what I mean, like, there's people who couldn't get cast on anything else.

I really believe that. I don't think people wake up and like have dreams to be on Temptation Island. They just want to be on a show, and that's the show that they got, so they're going to take it. Okay, that's why I think.

Okay.

Yeah, I just— Mackenzie wore on Call Her Daddy.

I did. Why did she wear that? Wasn't she cold?

What on God's green diddly dally earth was she wearing?

I don't know.

She looked like she's just woken up in the villa, like a very thin cotton pink sports bra and little gray booty shorts, like actual pajamas. That's not an outfit.

Yeah, uh, like, it— alternatively known as a bra and underwear is what she wore.

Yeah, and I saw clips in the interview and I felt like one of my takeaways was like, this is like And what I've been really begging this group of women for is like, just to have an ounce of respect for yourself. Like, if a man treats you like garbage, like, why don't you like hold him accountable? And yeah, she's really the only person that did that because Alex was like, you know, Corbin, you saw that thing and you never spoke to him. And she's like, I just don't tolerate disrespect. And it was so refreshing, but it was hard to take her serious when she's like wearing pajamas.

No, like, maybe I need to watch the interview to understand why that's what she's wearing. It was such a strange outfit. And like, seriously, not to be a grandma, aren't you cold?

Like, you're naked under the studio lights. Like, it does get hot when you film a podcast. Alex wears a sweatshirt.

I'm sure she keeps it there because she likes to wear sweats.

Yeah, very strange choice.

Very, very strange. I haven't like seen much from the interview. Like, I heard her say that Melanie said she wasn't going to explore Corbin, so that's why Kenzie was upset that she was for Corbin.

Like, um, I personally didn't think that like Kenzie had a lot to come and explain, you know? Like, she— I had really no problem with anything she'd accept the golf thing, and I feel like by the end she really understood why that was wrong, you know?

Yeah.

And so I didn't need to like sit there and hold her accountable. She's like a big personality. She was like being cutesy. I don't think it was like a relevatory interview.

Yeah, I don't really think there's anyone that like I need to hear from, you know. I've been spending hours with them for the last 6 weeks. Like, so that like we had plenty— like all they do is say the same thing over again. So I don't think there's anyone that's like I need an interview with them to like get to the bottom of this. But that's why like the reunion is good because it's like they see each other and maybe that's like new fodder. But yeah, at this point we're just like circling the drain. But these are the buzziest people, right?

It's safe to assume she's gonna have someone else, right? Because people are like, well, why Kenzie? It's like, well, she was the only one eligible.

Yeah, she just—

now everyone's home.

Yeah.

So I, I think we'll get someone. Um, yeah, based on like how social media has shaken out, Trinity is by far the most popular. She has 3 million followers. A lot of the other girls cracked a million, but like she's almost— this morning she had 2.9. So she also has a big personality. She would be a good choice. I do think if like if I had my druthers, like I would love to hear Melanie, but unless Melanie goes on and like has broken up with Sincere, it's— I don't really need to hear her explain why she's staying with Sincere. We watched that the whole season, like that's deeply uninteresting and quite infuriating.

Yeah, I feel like honestly all 4 would be a good— like not together, but any of the 4 would be a good choice. Maybe 2 of the 4, like last season she interviewed multiple people. Yeah, she did. Like I feel like she does interview the winner, so like it will be Trinity. Oh right, um, but even like Kata.

Sure, sure.

What are they up to? I haven't like seen them.

You know, when they leave the island, they all like stay in Airbnbs together and make TikToks. They're all in hotels together with their couples. Yeah, um, I saw like a lot of the like, um, Casa people and like the bombshells who, you know, nobody cared about are all together like on a hibachi. Yeah, right. I remember last year like all the bombshells, I got a house and it was like seriously sad. But they go to LA because they all have all these opportunities. I don't think any of them have gone home yet.

Yeah, McKenzie went home. I saw.

Good. And they get like their hair done. It's funny, they all look so different when— because we're just used to— it's like when you go to camp, like, yeah, not really. I mean, they wear a lot of makeup, but not really like operating at their full 100s. And so I saw like that, um, uh, Kada and Trinity got their hair done. They actually look so different. Like, you could see what they looked like in regular life. So I think they're all having their glow-ups, you know, getting their nails done, appointments, things of that nature.

Yeah, just, you know, back to the real world. It must be such a shock. I feel like they simulate like the villa in that it's like a halfway house.

Yes, LA is a halfway house.

You can't just like go back to living by yourself.

No, no, no, it's really like camp.

Yeah, it is.

So we've got stories. Let's say Thursday, just like a very chill day.

Very chilled.

We're so chill.

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Thank you, T-U-R-T. You're welcome, J-U-R-T. First story, ESPYs 2026 are a fun night, you know. It is a fun night to celebrate the best in sports. Marcelo Hernandez hosted. Oh, you know what, I saw like a really sad clip of the Savannah Bananas.

No. Oh, they opened the show, and I just want to say, like, I was really happy that like the sports world was acknowledging that.

I agree.

I like what they do is so fun and like sweet and family friendly. And I'm sure like other athletes like maybe look down on it because it's like not like the MLB, but I think they're so sweet. People are obsessed with them. And the fact that they got a gig at the ESPYs, I was so happy for them.

No, they definitely have a new publicist between— yes, going on Dancing with the Stars, they're opening up the ESPYs, um, they're doing the most. And I think it's a great example, like more Savannah Bananas energy in this world.

No, the clip that I saw that was sad, and like I just know because I watch Paul American that this is definitely like jokes that bother Jake Paul. Because in March— and I have no problem with Marcelo, like he's just doing his job— but he was like, so cool to be in a room with like all the best athletes in the world and Jake Paul. And it's like, Jake Paul is an athlete, like leave him alone. And then he like kept piling on. He was like, oh, uh, Jake, like I gotta introduce you to my dad and my grandpa. I know you like to beat up old guys. And Jake, by the way, took it— he was cracking up. He's like, that's funny, that's funny. I just know it bothered— I know he went home and cried to Utah. Oh, because he like wants to be taken seriously.

And like, he is the best boxer in the world right now.

If you watch Paul American, like, okay, yeah, he does have like interesting opponents, but it's more like a marketing thing.

Yeah, he takes it.

He is like an elite athlete. Like, love him or hate him, if you watch documentary, he's so committed. I just know like that joke really bothered him, you know what I mean? Yeah, he took it like a champ. Yeah, and good for him for being at the ESPYs.

Yeah, because he is an athlete.

Yeah, technically.

No, but like, he is the best. But like, he— is he still undefeated? Actually, no, Tommy Fury beat him. But like, he does box.

Like, I just want to say, there's something like unrealistic about being undefeated. I think like being a fighter who has also lost like makes you more of a real fighter. I just want to say.

Yeah, but he, he has boxed like his, you know, contemporaries, not just Floyd Mayweather.

Yeah, no, he just has that reputation because that is how he started, with like these retired old like basketball players. Yeah. Um, I just know like he cried at you in your arms. Arms. What a beautiful place to cry though.

Yes, yes. Um, okay, so here are some of the big winners. We have Best Championship Performance, Jalen Brunson, New York Knicks.

Of course.

Best Breakthrough Athlete, Alyssa Liu, U.S. figure skating.

I forgot, like Olympians.

Yes, the Muhammad Ali Sports Humanitarian Award, Steph Curry.

Oh, does he do a lot of humanitarian work?

I mean, he must.

Yeah, you know, they all do, you know, support their communities.

Yeah, they do, they really do. So, um, Best Play went to OG Onanobi.

Okay, my boyfriend. Oh I told you like a while ago that I made this TikTok that I was like getting canceled for, where I suggested like lightly that maybe Ojenna should date Khloé Kardashian. It has like— so at the time it probably had like half a million views, and like everyone was like literally giving me death threats in the comments. And I'm sorry, I just like wasn't deleting it. Like, yeah, it was a bad call, I understand that now, like especially with the Jordyn Woods of it all. Um, but like whatever, like, can I live?

Only the Jordyn Woods that makes it a bad call?

They say that also the Kardashian curse— like, you obviously don't care about Ojenna Noby if you're telling Khloé to date him. And it's like, but— and then a lot of like just Kardashian haters, legitimate reasons, illegitimate reasons. But I was like, hey, whatever, I made a TikTok, like, grow up. Well, it's like obviously picked back up again because my comments are like starting— it slowed down for a while, but it must have ended up like back in the algorithm.

Can I see it? Yeah, I want to hear it.

I'll play it out loud for everyone.

But can I— I also want to watch it.

No, like, I don't look like gorgeous.

I want to watch it. I want to see like all the facials. Okay, see, it's on a great post of America.

I have fallen in love with OG Adinobi this week, and I feel very strongly that he needs a good woman in his life. I know that he's single and he needs a loving embrace of a woman. So I have compiled a list of people, athletes, celebrities, who I think would be perfectly suited for this king, king of New York. Now first and foremost, I know she's done with athletes, especially basketball players, but OG would never— like, OG's such a king, he would respect this queen. I feel like he's very stoic and serious and she's just so fun and bubbly. Would be the perfect, very simpatico energy. So Khloé Kardashian is probably my number one choice. That's it.

Oh, okay, wait, hold on. I want to see the comment section. I want to see it.

I'll read it, I'll read it.

No, no, I want to—

I hate when people like touch my phone, you You know, clearly a lot of like reaction memes, like, I beg your pardon. Oh, this was a good point. I didn't realize Khloé is 41 and OG's 28. That's fair, fair. This is the most disrespectful suggestion I've ever seen. How dare you disrespect OG like this? Are you a Spurs fan? Are you okay? This is so weird. Is this rage bait? Somebody wrote Sierra Miller. I should, um, somebody else wrote, because there are rumors, isn't he with Suni Lee? Um, somebody said, do not make any more suggestions. Hell no, I rebuke you.

Well, you didn't make any more suggestions, you just did the one.

You putting any Kardashian on this list is hella disrespectful. This is very weird. And by the way, I'm not skipping over good comments, these are all in a row.

Okay, okay, I got the point, I got the point.

No, hell no, this has to be retweeted. Wait, delete this right now.

Wait, okay, so it's, it's resurfaced like after last night, after he won?

No, in the last couple of days. How many views is it at? Oh my, that's so crazy. Is it only at 300,000 views? It's just like I'm getting so many comments. Well, okay then.

Um, so he won Best Play. I've heard that there's like a little bit of drama because Jack Hughes was also like from the Olympics, from the Olympics, for scoring the winning Team USA goal. And like, they're both amazing moments. It's just like unfortunate that Obi's is more— oh, oh geez, is more recent. That's OB-GYN.

OB-GYN is like so top of mind. Yeah, so it's like bigger, but I think that's because it's more recent. Yeah, I love him so much.

Like, at the time, if it was 2 weeks after the Team USA goal, like, it be USA.

Yeah, it would be USA. It's true. I didn't—

yeah, so it's, it's just unfortunate timing. And I think, I think we all deserve and play amazing sports. Um, some more big winners. Best NBA player, of course, Jalen Brunson. Um, just doing people that we know. Best athlete in men's sports, Jalen Brunson.

Yeah, so this is what I mean when I say like people on Twitter were annoyed that it was like a Knicks sweep, but But it is what it is.

Best athlete, women's sports, A'ja Wilson, the Las Vegas Aces. Best team, the New York Knicks.

Slay.

Best comeback athlete, Christian McCaffrey.

Okay, because he came back from an injury. Josh Hart also wasn't there. I don't know why. Tea, tea. And you know Mitchell Robinson got traded?

Yeah, I didn't know that.

He's out to Boston.

He said, I think I'll go to Boston, I think I'll start a new life, get out of New York City where everyone knows my name. Um, best NFL player, Myles Garrett.

How can he be the best?

By the way, I know that the ESPYs are like an awards for athletes, but we've never actually gone through the list. I didn't know they like rolled like this, like best male athlete, best male.

I don't know if I knew that either.

I guess it's a slow news day, so we have the capacity for this. But it's like, no, and I feel like we're so into sports. No, no, and I like it, and it's cool that like they really all like merge all sports. Like the sports are competing against each other. They do have like best NHL player, best MLB player, best NFL, best soccer— of course went to Messi— best golfer, Scottie Scheffler.

So cute.

Best tennis player, Carlos Alcaraz. Cute.

So cute. Oh, I was seeing— okay, like she hasn't released any. Did you see the leaked photo of Paige Lynn's dress? No, it was— I think I did from the back, but it was a rehearsal dinner. No, it was like a full wedding.

It was like backless.

No, it was strapless.

Show me.

It was like in a TikTok. I don't know how to find it.

I saw a picture from her rehearsal dinner. She had a rehearsal dinner at Ohika Castle.

Oh, did she? She got married across the street.

Like, um, I heard it was at Ohika Castle, the rehearsal dinner.

Oh yeah, this is just a picture from the back. It looks to be like a shiny silky satin strapless dress with like a drop waist. Beautiful.

Yeah, classic. Yeah, classic.

Exciting stuff.

Yeah, I'm on watch. Like, seriously, you have the— till the end of the week.

Oh, and I was seeing like some TikToks. Like, Tiafoe was there. It was just sort of like Tiafoe, Frances Tiafoe.

Who?

It was just like a who's who of tennis.

Oh, I saw all the boys were like playing games. Oh, and I heard Taylor Fritz brought Olivia Jade.

I heard that too. And Morgz went to the ESPYs.

She did.

Is that weird? I don't know if that was before or after she blocked us, but, um, I think it was very much after she blocked us.

But she did like invent fashion, so it makes sense that she's at the ESPYs. She invented fashion in sports.

In sports, yeah.

You know, because before that people were showing up naked. Naked, yeah.

And nobody ever thought to like dress nice at a sporting event.

No, not till she told us.

So maybe— I think she got an award award for Best Fashion in Sports. Honestly, big mistake blocking us because like now I have like a beef, you know, and I didn't care before. Yeah, I was very much neutral in the Paige V. Morg saga. Yeah, but now unfortunately I'm a hater.

Yeah. Um, so that's the ESPYs.

Congrats, congrats to all the winners. I'd love to see like everybody all dressed up, and I'm so happy for OJ Anunoby.

Bless you.

Thank you.

Our next story Spory.

Special Forces season 5 cast has been revealed, and once again, like, making news with the casting for a show nobody watches. It's insane.

Yeah, so we have Mauricio and Alexia Umansky, which I find very shocking.

Not really Alexia, because like when you're young you can do stuff, but like, why would Mauricio want to do this? Why not? He's so wealthy, like, at his job, and he's like a little famous, like, it's perfect. And he has the Netflix show and then like Real Housewives He's like, he doesn't have the Netflix show anymore, I don't think. Whatever. Like, I can't imagine wanting to do this, but also he is like one of those like wealthy middle-aged men who probably just wants to prove to everyone that he could win like the physical challenge of it all. Yeah, but it's like, okay.

I think also like his Q score has sort of taken a nosedive, and so this is the sort of thing, you know, he'll be in the trenches, be like, my wife, you know, like, yeah, I'll see him rise.

Like, but nobody watches it, so we won't see it.

No, maybe we'll see clips.

Yeah.

Um, no, I could see him, like, I, I— and also his jobs also revolves around him being a public figure, so like, I think this is a good thing for him to do. He did Dancing with the Stars.

Yeah, I don't know, this just feels like very lowbrow.

I don't think it is.

I think it is, I really do. I mean, Jussie Smollett was on it.

I know. Then we also have Briana Tiesi from Selling Sunset. She's also like one of like Nick Cannon's girls.

Oh, okay, friends.

I don't know if they've— I think of a child together. I watched her.

It seems likely.

I watched her on one season of Selling Sunset. I liked her.

Okay.

Then we have Hannah Stocking, who's a comedian. Okay, like a Viner and an influencer.

Vine girl.

I like that they include influencers on the show, so I endorse. And we have George Santos, the former U.S. congressman.

Obsessed.

Yeah, obsessed.

Like, that's where this show— not so much anymore, but at a time, Dancing with the Stars, like, was for really for people who were on their way down, but also people on their way up. And it helped rehabilitate a lot of the images. And I could see that having Like the George Santos effect.

Yeah, if, if anyone dares to watch.

Obsessed.

Um, Ruby Rose, the actress.

Really? Yeah, she's the one with the Katy Perry thing. Yeah, that's so random. Like, don't you feel like the industry like, like dropped her off? She was so—

she was— yeah, she really was.

It was like she could not breathe.

So I don't know how that went down, like, yeah, if it was her, if it was them, right, if it was the public, right? Um, Oliver Hudson, one of our favorite actors.

Oh my God, what a weird group. I love Oliver Hudson. Why would he do this?

Why not?

I don't know, he's like an actual actor.

Like, yeah, he has a podcast. You gotta get in the mud a little bit.

I don't know what the point is.

I don't think so. LaShawn McCoy, who's a Super Bowl champion.

Well then, that's just unfair. He's obviously at an advantage.

Who knows when he was right? You're right, true. Maxim Nemov, Olympic figure skater.

Okay.

Brandi Glanville. Dairy Buzzy.

Yeah.

Colin Gosselin.

Oh, is he the one who just wrote the book?

Yes. Okay, so one of the children of 8.

Yep.

David Charvet, an actor.

Candace Charvet. Why did you say it like that?

Because I just— the letters were like appearing.

It's like, second.

Yeah. Um, Candace Cameron Bure.

Oh my God, like, why would she do this?

Don't make me say it again. Why not?

Like, I feel like she has shalom bayit, you know, she's gonna be a grandmother. She definitely, like, is— I think she's good financially just based on vibes. I don't know why I feel that way.

So, like, all of these people are public figures who thrive from attention and popularity. This is an opportunity to get—

this is a show nobody watches.

They watch it.

No, no, they really don't.

Well, it's on season Clap if you watch Season Special Forces. People do, they're always commenting like, you guys got to watch. Really? Like, yeah. And not everyone, I'm not saying it's the biggest show, but like, it's a show. Just like you said, why someone would go on these reality shows, because they want to be an influencer. Like, if you're a public figure and like you make your money from like being in the public, you go on a TV show when called.

Yeah, it's true, it's true.

Alicia Baumgartner, who's a world champion boxer, and Matt Barnes, who's an NBA champion and podcaster.

Well, best of luck to you all. It sounds horrible, like the actual experience of filming. The whole point of the show is like, can you survive the training? That's, you know, it's like army training for the special forces unit.

Like, it's very serious. I wonder who will win. Who won last season?

I think Gia Giudice did.

What?

Yeah, I think it was a tie. I know Shawn Johnson and her husband won one year. Hold on, I'm pretty sure Gia Giudice won special Forces Season 4.

Sean Johnson and Gia won.

Oh, oh, okay, so I got my things confused.

But okay, who won Season 3?

This is like— I was thinking of Gia. I don't know if you saw the video of Melania from court. She went to Zoom court, and so like obviously the whole thing was public and we saw the video, and they referred to the victim that she like punched in the face as LR, which could be Louis Rielas. It could also be his son's name is Rielas Jr. Um, or it could be, you know, Lauren Rosenberg, like a friend.

So Um, it's definitely one of the Luis Ruelas.

That would be really crazy. Yeah, yeah, it's like Jersey to pick up cameras.

Yeah, it's actually like a crazy story that continues to get crazier.

Yeah.

Season 3 of Special Forces, Brody Jenner and Kayla Nicole won.

Travis Kelce's ex-girlfriend, fellow Dear Media podcast host Kayla Nicole. I feel bad for her, she's like always stepping in it, and I do feel like she does like poke and prod a little bit, but it's just a bad spot to be in. Like the Swifties are so mean and like I feel bad for her.

Yeah, but she has like a career. Like, yeah, and if, if Taylor and Travis didn't go on to like be Taylor and Travis, like, and she was just Travis's ex-girlfriend, like that just wouldn't carry as much clout as it—

because he was not really like— he was obviously a famous—

everyone has an ex-girlfriend, they don't have a podcast and Special Forces. Um, season 2, Nick Viall, Tyler Cameron, and Erin Jackson won.

Why are there always so many winners?

I know that's like Traders too! Oh, and season 1 Carly Lloyd who's a soccer player and Hannah Brown won— go Hanna Brown toaster!

Hannah Brown was a toaster? Yeah you knew like from The Bachelor it's like a new-ish toaster but it being maybe 6 months old welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome well congratulations on that thing you did 5 years ago you must be very proud yeah breaking news are you ready for this one I'm not sure if we're gonna get into trouble here or what um so there were two people named Anna at my wedding day uh okay let me see oh wait no they didn't have twins right yes she had triplets wow hello to all of them hi guys how do y'all doing today hey everybody good morning afternoon evening wherever you may live thank you for joining us tonight again thanks everyone watching online also shout out to our patrons over on Patreon.com/charlotteandcarlygomez now before we move forward because some questions for might come up about marriage which will our probably happen later in life when someone next gets married eventually hopefully soon by God please tell her something nice story. say happy birthday to your wife first bye-bye honey love ya forever hahaha are you ready Number 3.

But 3 and 4 are sort of like a pair.

Well, that's too damn bad.

Okay, so I'm gonna move 5 to 3.

Do what you have to do. I'm doing what I have to do. Okay, there's like a rhythm and a flow.

I'm gonna move 5 to 3 so that 4 and 5 can be together. They are sibling stories.

Beautiful.

Story number 3: Jessica Alba is joining Netflix's 13 Going on 30 reboot.

Okay, did we talk about the 13 Going on— because it's like the first time I've heard of it.

I feel like we talked about about it.

What's the premise? Like, Jenna Rink is all grown up and everything's being kept under wraps.

Okay.

And I saw that Emily Bader is in it. I guess she plays like the Jenna Rink type.

Who's Emily Bader?

She's the girl from People We Meet on Vacation.

I didn't watch it.

She was so cute in it. Like, I just remember the movie.

We can talk about this.

She was cutesy. Like, I just liked her a lot, so I think she'll be great. Um, there was someone else. Oh, Logan Lerman.

Who's that?

People are fucking obsessed with him. There's a lot of internet lore around him. I don't know what exactly it is, and he's from a series that like you and both did not watch. But he was also in one of the weirder shows I've ever watched, which was Hunters on Prime Video, starring Al Pacino as like a Nazi. It was weird, but I kind of liked it, and he was in it. That's what I know him from. He played this like little Jewish kid from the Lower East Side. Yeah, he's Jewish too.

Oh, do you know that Miles from L is Jewish?

You're kidding!

Jacob Moskowitz.

Oh my God, you know what's so funny? When I was watching the theme song, I kept seeing Jacob Moskowitz, and I just assumed that—

You said, who's the Jew in this episode?

I thought it was Elle's dad. He has like curly hair. I was like, maybe he's Jewish.

No, that dad is not Jewish.

That dad is so classic. He's, Prime obviously loves him as like a wealthy father, 'cause he's also the dad from The Summer I Turned Pretty.

Is he?

Yeah, the boy's dad.

He's a great actor.

He is. When you can't afford the dad from What a Girl Wants, what actor is that? The king's speech.

Colin Firth.

When you can't afford Colin Firth, you get the dad from The Summer I Turned Pretty.

He's been such a great character.

Completely agree.

But no, Jacob Moskowitz. Rabbits is my—

a Jew.

I love that. I didn't know there was—

you could be a Jew. I know there were Jews in Seattle. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. And I just want to say, I've been getting like some shit about the Seattle stuff. I have to be more specific because I think of like the Pacific Northwest region and I just say Seattle. All those negative things that I think, I actually think about Portland. I'm sorry, I've been to Seattle many times. It's not my particular vibe, but like it's a cool city and they've got like a lot going on, and it's not that, that different than New York. It's a bustling metropolis. I really have no problem with Seattle, and I know we have a lot of followers there, so like I, I just want to be more specific like, when I say all those negative things, I'm speaking generally about the region, saying Seattle, but I'm really talking about Portland, which I did not like for one minute. Okay, yeah, great. So if you're from Portland, you can be offended. Like, and if you're from Seattle, I just had to make a correction. Like, I really— I have no particular issue.

You just sort of got like grouped in.

I think that happens a lot. I think Seattle gets a lot of like bad PR because of Portland. So yeah, because it's called the Pacific Northwest.

Yeah, even like that season of Love Is Blind really conflated the two.

Well, a lot of them lived both in Portland and Seattle.

Yeah.

And I want to say that that season of Love Is Blind did more damage for like the PR of the Pacific Northwest than anything ever could.

You—

anything than I ever could, for sure.

Yeah.

Um, story—

Jessica Alba, 13 Going on 30. We don't really know her like role or what.

Yeah, so it seems like there's two young protagonists, Logan Lerman and Adeline Rudolph, is in it.

Let's get an age on she—

maybe she's the Judy Greer. She's Lucy Wyman now.

She is 31, so she could be playing a 20-year-old or a 40-year-old.

Yeah, I really want to know what this is. Jennifer Garner involved at all?

Yes, she's an executive producer.

Got it.

Okay, so I guess like Elle—

I was gonna say, for this, now that we know what we know about Elle, like Hope Springs Eternal. Yeah, is it a reboot? Is it a pre-boot sequel? Reboot. What does that mean?

Another— it's a sequel also.

I wonder.

Let's not think too hard about it or else we won't like it. Yeah. Are you ready for our next sister stories?

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Our next story, Post Malone will be headlining the FIFA World Cup closing ceremony in addition to everyone else that we've told you about. Okay, so Post Malone has been announced as the headliner for the FIFA World Cup 2026 closing ceremony where he will perform ahead of the tournament final at New York-New Jersey Stadium on Sunday. By the way, the game is on Sunday, July 9th. June 11th. Um, we have stated who the other performers are. He will join the previously announced lineup of stars including Tom Cruise, Jennifer Hudson, Laura Pausini, Nicole Scherzinger, Robbie Williams, Madonna, and I Show Speed. That's the halftime show. Madonna, Shakira, BTS, Justin Bieber, and Coldplay are doing the halftime show. He's doing the closing ceremony. That's before the game.

They're closing it before the game arts. Okay, whatever. Like, love Post Malone, so sure. A lot of people were freaking that Posty wasn't at Taylor's wedding, but I think he had like a scheduled conflict.

For sure, she loves him.

Same with Shania Twain. Shania was invited, but Shania was opening for Harry Styles. That's also why Harry Styles wasn't there.

I would call out sick. Like, are you crazy?

The comments were like, Shania, like, love you and your commitment, but like, are you crazy?

Seriously, he could have found someone else, and someone else could have had that opportunity.

Well, yeah, but like, she is on for the whole tour, so you can't just miss one show. No, you could.

And like then some like local girl could have her big break. I actually don't think like Harry would be mad.

No, I think the opposite. Like, you're like, you're missing this opportunity, which like is really good for you to go be at Taylor Swift's wedding. Like, my ex-girlfriend slash nemesis.

Like, they're not—

no, they're not, they're not, they're not. I just know Harry doesn't like love her, you know? Yeah, I think he was like probably like a little relieved that he had a gig the night of the wedding and like Zoe had to alone.

Yeah, for sure. But yeah, I feel like Shania, like, okay, so she pissed off Harry, like, who cares really?

I don't know, they've got a good thing going, those two. They have like a longstanding friendship. Yeah, he brought her out at like the two tours ago. Mhm. I love Shania Twain.

Well, so now we have like more entertainment. I think we should watch this game on Sunday, like all the— like, yeah, the kids will love it. Yeah, great. Messi's playing. Oh, and that's our fifth and final story. Have you been seeing this photo? The baby in the The baby in the bath. So Lionel Messi participated in a photo shoot 20 years ago with like a baby, a charity calendar for UNICEF, with a local baby who like won the opportunity to be in the picture with Messi. And that baby is now Lamine Yamal, who is playing for Spain against Messi in the World Cup. And I guess also even like as he's been a player, like on his own team, like he wears Messi's number, like he loves Messi.

That's really—

he has his picture with Messi from when he was a baby. And like, what are the odds that this, you know, otherwise random baby went on to be like Messi's number one opponent 20 years later?

Yeah, that like is spooky.

Mm-hmm.

But it's really cute.

Yeah. But I'm sure also like his parents love soccer and they, they—

Yeah, of course they put him up for it. They put him in the local league. Yeah.

Yeah. It's not that crazy. And he grew as Messi's son because he loves Messi and like, and he accomplished all of his dreams and his parents' dreams for him.

Yeah. And so like, but it's just a crazy thing to hear. It's sounding familiar to something that happened in tennis, like with Alcaraz. Gaz.

Yeah, he took a picture like with Rafa and then ended up playing Nadal. Yeah, that happens like a lot. Yeah, yeah, it makes sense, like an old photo. But this is crazy. This is so cute. Yeah, this is so great.

Like, love more lore, anything to get me into this, you know? Like, I want to. Yeah, so yeah, let's watch.

We're gonna watch.

I wish I had like a little bit—

actually crazy that we have pictures of the two star players and one's holding the other as a baby, like That's 20 years apart.

It is really crazy. I just like really, really wish I had a little bit more vested in this game. Like, I genuinely don't care who wins.

Okay, who would you put your money on? Then it's like really not fun if you lose, but then you have a stake. Like, I think I would put my money on Argentina. I think I'm rooting for Argentina, I can say that.

Yeah, because it's like, I really don't want Lionel to be like upstaged by this like little baby, you know?

Yeah, little girl, little girl. Girl, but not even that. Like, you know, he's not going to be playing forever, and so like let him have his moments. You know, I read his golden book, and like when he did win the World Cup for Argentina, like that was like literally the proudest moment of his life.

I remember, cuz it was recently that Argentina won, and it was the first time ever, or like in a, you know, a half a century, and it was such a big deal. I remember I didn't realize that it was like Lionel who did it.

Yeah, so like for him to have that again, like I'll support that. Lamal will be around, you know, for a long—

just the beginning.

Yeah, maybe it's not his time, but it's Messi's time. I agree. And David loves Messi.

David Beckham does?

Yeah, because he plays for Inter Miami, which is David's team.

So it's settled. Where do you think David and Victoria live full-time?

I think Miami now, right? But also they love LA and they in the UK, but they are always in Miami.

Yeah, I just love them.

Yeah, we need another docu-series.

We need like a reality show, even though like the Victoria one I felt like like I'd seen, like it was enough. 'Cause the David one was so good.

But the Victoria one was really about just this fashion show. The brand. And like the feat of pulling off this fashion show in the rain at this castle, which isn't like the most relatable.

Compelling. And I feel like a lot of like her story was in his documentary.

Yeah.

So after hers, I was like, okay, I think I've seen enough.

I liked her.

Maybe it's just like a reality show.

Yeah, like a reality show.

They just don't need the money, so.

And yeah, why would they? The only place to go is down.

Not when you open up your home.

It sounds like it could be more love.

You two, it's true. Maybe you'll sit down about Nicola. That I would love.

But you wouldn't because then you wouldn't have respect for them.

I know, I know. That's exactly what happened with Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Brooklyn.

Those are the Fast High stories. You needed to know them. They're sports-coded. Yeah, very sports-coded.

Well, yeah, I don't know if you guys see my pants. I have like two track lines down the side, which is very athletic of me.

And so it was definitely like a little Easter egg that this would be like a sporty episode. Bye. And that's what you got.

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