Transcript of JuJu's Thursday Thunder, Top 5, and Show Awards | Postgame Show

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Juju.

Yes sirski, back in Miami, the MIA, yo, for the live in-person Thursday Thunder. And boy, do I got 3 almost guarantees for you. First leg, Breanna Stewart for over 20 points tonight against the number 2 team in the W. The Valkyries. But guess what? Next leg, that 20 will not be enough. I'm taking the Valkyries money line. And the last leg, I'm going with— I'm going with the Young Ways to walk into Phoenix again and get the 3.5 spread. Young Ways to Washington. Yes, sir, man. Washington Mystics -3.5. Lock that in everywhere you are in America right now. All 50 states, DraftKings Sports is available. The crown is damn yours.

All right, back in the young ways. There you go, Juju. We're going to stick with you here. Your time to continue to shine. You have a top 5 for us here?

Yes, sir, I do, man. In honor of my boy Samuel Monroe Jr. passing and Michael Wright, who people would think of them just as villains, like no matter what and everything they ever played.

Yeah, that's right.

I got a top 5 list of niche villains that no matter who you see, where you see them, that's a villain. Always a bad guy. Yeah, always a villain. Yes, sir. Number 5, Noel Guglimi.

Oh yeah, that's Hector. Hector!

Hector!

Hector!

I thought his actual name was Hector because he played so many Hectors in so many movies.

Exactly. No matter what he in, He did it. Number 4, I can't see this brother, man, without thinking about him chopping off something. Ramsay Bolton, whoever your name is, I don't trust you, baby.

Has he ever been in anything else?

Yes, there's a great show that was over across the pond with Sir Ian McKellen in it about 2 older gay lovers, and he was the neighbor, and it was just a riot of a conventional sitcom where he plays an incredibly likable dude.

Really?

Yeah, it was very disarming because I was already introduced to him as the bastard.

Number 3, and I bought him on the list a couple weeks ago.

Yeah.

Christopher Waltz.

I was about to say, I think we've done this before because I remember I told you, what about Django?

I think it's Christophe. I don't think he's Christopher.

I think it's Christophe.

Okay.

Steve Martin also.

He's the N-word to me. What? I'm not talking about—

Whoa.

He's 4 letters.

He's the N-word.

Oh. To my boy Samuel Monroe Jr.

Oh, got sold out.

Da da da da da da.

Partner.

You feel me? No matter what, bro.

Boyz n the Hood—

I mean, not Boyz n the Hood. Menace and Don't Be a Menace.

The way he walks up.

Right.

He creeps up.

Didn't Kane make his sister pregnant? Was that the start of the beef?

I think it was his cousin.

Cousin?

Cousin, yeah. And in Players Club, he had the worst, roughest scene, and I still associate that with him.

He's so indelibly connected to that, people still think He did it for real.

Right, bruh. And the number one person, the number one villain, niche guy. I have never even seen this guy as anything else. Lloyd Avery Jr., the guy who shot Ricky.

How'd you even know his name?

I had to Google that guy. IMDb. Also, he looks like Rondo right there.

He does.

And the originator where the saxophones come from. That's the saxophone brother.

Yeah.

Starter hat.

Ricky had no chance.

All right, well, Ricky's— come on, Ricky goes running a straight line.

First of all, give me, give me a couple zigzags.

Yeah, he's a running back.

Cut, cut. How about stop stopping for scratchers? All right, maybe we can wait till later.

Go off tackle, man.

Didn't he have a milk on him too?

Exactly. Well, you know where you at.

You're in the middle of a pursuit. Like, it's in the— this didn't happen like, oh shit, they rolled up on me. Like, they were getting chased and they split up because they're getting chased. Unbelievable, Ricky.

Let's do some show awards here. Who performed well today?

Yes, sir, man. First off, without this brother, I don't know where we would be today. My brother Roy, the EP Award. Salute, man. Great week of EPing, man. Also, I like to give the Best Shirt Award. This— nobody said this, and I can't believe y'all didn't. My brother Mike Ryan, Dolly Parton Cowboy.

That's great.

What do you find in this?

It's a halftime performance, Thanksgiving performance. The 2nd best Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving halftime performance behind, of course, the Creed one.

Phenomenal, man. I want to give the Best Doggy Award to my man Ollie.

Come on, Ollie. Yeah, Ollie.

Yeah, you're a good dog.

Good dog. Good dog.

And I want to also give the best—

Put that thing away.

The best non-wench, the best non-wench Among Us award, my sister Trista Creek.

Good job, sister.

You're not a wench.

She's not a wench at all. I want to give the glasses— I, I've never seen these glasses on you, but they look great— award to my brother Amin El Hassan.

Oh, very good. Good job.

I don't think you pull Fallujah without the glasses, right?

Cynophobe, listen to it.

I also want to give the— man, this brother had the Marlins Rockin' Award to my brother Jeremy Tashay, bro. Come on, man. Great top 5 list too at the top of the show.

Thank you very much.

Rockin'.

She shoehorned the second one in too.

And lastly, come on, man. Without this brother, how could we have had this week or last week? The Substitute Award, brother, and the Salute Award, my brother Zaslow.

Good job, Zaslow.

Substitute Award. Thank you, everyone.

Quite as prestigious as the other awards.

Thank you.

Such a fun substitute. He has a fart corner. Everything for us.

All right.

Did all right.

There you go.

Thank you.

I should come in tomorrow rolling in the TV on the, uh, cart.

Is that Edward James Olmos?

Hell yeah.

I think we got a couple polls for updating here.

Yes, sir. We actually got one poll and it's a pretty important poll. Did Jeremy Taché have the Marlins game rocking? 51% of the audience says yes, my brother did. And those are your poll changes.

Did Jeremy have that thing rocking?

Good night, everybody.