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Transcript of Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Holiday Special

Where is Stugotz? The show has a TON of topics to get to before Christmas Weekend, so it's time to break out The Wheel of Issues! Dan and the Shipping Container tackle Jim Mora Sr.'s postgame dismissal, Puka Nacua, and Dicker the Kicker. Then, is Matt Stafford better than Brett Favre? Plus, Mike is officially concerned about Matthew Tkachuk, and Billy ruined everything yesterday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 35:59
  • 890 views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of #BecauseMiami: Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy

Because Miami closes out its 2023 by showcasing the Miami Herald and a bombshell series of stories called "Shakedown City." This is a devasting report that could very well take down multiple mayors in the county of Miami Dade. We have two of the writers who contributed to this investigative report. Sarah Blaskey, who discusses just how complicit Miami mayor Francis Suarez is in all of this, and Jay Weaver, who talks about the role of real estate developer Rishi Kapoor. Plus, its the 40th anniversary of Scarface, and with us today is Manny Ribera himself...Steven Bauer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 53:31
  • 1K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of GBF - Are Those Beanie Babies?

The guys end 2023 with a back to basics episode of GBF. Chris Simms is excited to work on Saturday and have a Sunday full of texting his wife thoughts he won't remember. Stu Gotz picks dozens of game in Stu Ya Gotz. Tony Boselli surprises Mike Golic. Juju, Carl, K-Funk and SherBear make their weekly picks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 01:20:06
  • 1.3K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Postgame Show: The Lost Cowboy Tapes

Jeremy explains how David's merch store greed led to some awesome news and updates the math for The $2 million puzzle. Plus, Tony and Master discuss The Lost Dallas Cowboy Tapes and where you can find them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 07:30
  • 920 views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Hour 2: I Really Can't Stay

After Tony delivers this week's Thursday Thunder, Dan wants to discuss Dan Orlovsky's Top 5 Christmas Likes and where he relates. Then, Mina Kimes is here! She and Lucy discuss if In-N-Out is overrated before Mina shares her takes on Pete Carroll's coaching style, Geno Smith, #MVPurdy, and Stugotz's Bill Belichick game. Plus, Mina answers if the Dolphins should pay Tua, what to make of Baker Mayfield's success, and field questions on her "cringey millennial" status. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 38:20
  • 1.2K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Hour 1: Strike That From the Record

Dan interrogates our video producer John Reed over the Stugotz's White Elephant Gift Scheme (and, apparently, a series of other crimes). Then, Jess and Lucy tell us about a crazy story from the day Lucy rented a dog that ended with their friend Priya leading the Woke Dog Mob. Plus, Brian Kelly's Heisman photo, Billy's TV viewing habits, and Survivor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 38:01
  • 930 views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Local Hour: I Do, I Did, and It's Done

Mike, Billy, Tony, and Jeremy are dressed as the crew from Anchorman to pay off their Bucket of Death punishment. Then, Dan feels bad for the Orlando Magic, the University of Miami had a fun National Signing Day, and Lucy drives to Fort Lauderdale to visit a friend. Plus, Pete Carroll's jovial coaching, Lucy introduces us to the New Year's Fairy, Billy gives up on dressing well, and Guy Fieri issues a threat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 38:10
  • 940 views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Postgame Show: Five Times As Better

Tony tells us about his three-day water fast and Roy celebrates his championship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 04:54
  • 1.3K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Hour 1: Great Games, Gents

Dan Le Batard: Aaron Rodgers is a loser today but maybe also a winner and has lots of attention and is good at football and also is a champion but maybe still a loser and also definitely not. Then, Stugotz wants to play a series of games around Bill Belichick calling teams and asking for their head coaching job. Plus, Stugotz predictions, Anthony Edwards, AROD is everywhere, and breaking Harbaugh news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 36:14
  • 870 views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Local Hour: Cuban Santa

We have two Super Bowl previews this weekend, but we have something more important to get to first: Cuban Santa. Mike Ryan isn't here because he's handing out bags for UM on National Signing Day, but Billy's worried he may be the Connor Stalions of the Miami program. Then, Ja Morant is back, Dan might need the Ticket Wizard, and we have a new Miami Seaquarium jingle. Plus, David Samson and his faulty tech are here to discuss Yoshinobu Yamamoto, yellow lights, and cooking shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 36:53
  • 1.3K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of PTFO - The Whistleblower: Smush Parker Tells His Truth

You may remember Smush Parker from his very public, lopsided beef with the late Kobe Bryant, but there is so much more to the arc of Smush's life story — from being a toddler raised inside "The Cage," in New York City, to bringing up the ball right before "The Malice at the Palace" began. And now, it turns out, Smush Parker is committed to another shocking quest: become the fourth former NBA player, ever, to become an NBA referee. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ZWFEMq7prXc Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 47:55
  • 960 views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Hour 2: Lucy's Rizz Quiz

Dan is flabbergasted to have finally seen someone who is a bigger liar than Stugotz. Then, Lucy has a new game called the "Rizz Quiz" where she tests Dan, Greg, and Stugotz's knowledge on terms used by young people, and it goes exactly how you'd expect. Plus, Greg and Stu torch the Lakers for their In-Season Tournament banner, Monday Night Football gave us some QB sound from Jalen Hurts that was actually useful for once, and there's a LOT happening in College Football bowl season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 38:21
  • 1K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Hour 1: THE TURK OFF GOES TO A VOTE

Greg and Roy's turkeys are officially done... They spend some time slicing turkey in the eating area for Dan, Stu, Mike, Lucy, Billy and Chris to taste and cast their votes on which turkey is the best. Who will win? Will the 6 votes result in a tie? Can Roy pull off the upset? Will Greg's fried turkey prevail? Will Matthew Kugler need to step in? Plus, Stugotz predicts the Clippers will win the title, the Demontae Kazee suspension, and dog double dutch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 37:42
  • 1.2K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of The Big Suey: Can't Spell Margarita Without the Rita

The crew continues to watch Greg fry his turkey, and it's a truly a sight to behold. Pablo Torre is here to discuss Eric Adams and his bizarre comments on New York, why Domonique Foxworth should be the president, and to preview his new PTFO with Smush Parker. Then, Mike fell in love with bowl games all over again because of the Famous Toastery Bowl, and men generally feel they're younger than they are. Plus, Ron Magill is here to chat about the Cesta Cyclones recent loss, relieve Lucy of her dog-based guilt, and tell us about the white alligator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 39:52
  • 1.3K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Local Hour: The 2023 DLS Turk Off!

It! Is! Time! The 2023 Dan Le Batard Show Turk Off is here as Greg Cote and Roy Bellamy compete for the best tasting turkey in the DLS family. Then, 🎶 His name is Puka, Puka Nacua, and his quarterback is not named Tua 🎶, Lucy tells us about a hilarious new Iowa Offensive Coordinator candidate, and Billy needs a snot rocket as he's dressed in his F1 Bucket of Death punishment. Plus, we check in with Greg as he fries his turkey on a concrete ledge while barefoot in an enclosed garage next to live wires, Tommy Devito's agent cashes in, and John Oliver is "woke." Note from the writer: Hey. It's Jeremy. Nothing in my whole life has ever made me feel as anxious as watching Greg Cote do this. Nothing. Ever. Nothing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 37:53
  • 1.3K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Austin Ekeler on Chargers Changes

Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A. react to Week 15. The guys play a game of If The Season Ended today and tell you who would move on in the current playoff matchups. Austin Ekeler joins the show to discuss the Chargers letting go of HC Brandon Staley and GM Tom Telesco. Stugotz has his Top 5 QBs who didn't start the season as their team's starter. Billy has his weekly BBBBBB picks headed into MNF. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 01:08:13
  • 1.3K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Postgame Show: Mason Rudolph...is...BACK!

The chunk of flesh ripped out of Tua's arm leads us to a conversation on the expense of tattoos, and Billy has a question for Chris before we end the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 06:14
  • 1.4K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Hour 2: What's in Billy's Bag?

We kick off Hour 2 with QB talk: Jameis Winston brought a briefcase to work to be an inspiration, the "yeah, no" of NFL quarterbacks, the Trevor Lawrence question, and Lamar Jackson's case for MVP. Then, would you go on a 9-month long cruise? The Shipping Container has some strong opinions on cruise ship food. Plus, Jessica has decided who from the show she'd want to be stuck in an elevator with, Billy takes a look through his bag, the crew watches what may be the worst layup attempt of all-time, and Stugotz has nothing left in the tank. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 36:47
  • 880 views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of Hour 1: 'pologies

Mike's limited fake Ed Orgeron forces Dan into some reckless speculation. Jessica believes Red Zone should be discounted through the rest of the NFL season, and Chris can't believe the dissension he's hearing in the room over the delightful Scott Hanson. Then, two incredible sound bites from Jake Browning and David Njoku, too much Tucci, and Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday compound leads the crew to discuss how they'd handle the end of the world. Also, Stugotz spoils a new movie. Plus, it's time for Stu's Weekend Observations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 39:41
  • 900 views
  • Published almost 2 years ago

Transcript of The Big Suey: Huh... No Piss

Dan is embargoing his Dolphins and NFL thoughts, so we'll get to those later. First, Billy's phone is racist, no one can find the proper networks on their televisions, and do you have a speaker in your bathroom? Then, Leeman got stuck in an elevator over the weekend, and it leads us to discuss HOW you'd want to get stuck. Do you want someone in there with you? Would you lay down? Would you pee...? Plus, heartbreak for the Cesta Cyclones, Aaron Rodgers still wants to play despite the Jets season being over, and Raheem Mostert is somehow one of the most successful Dolphins of all-time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 37:57
  • 1.2K views
  • Published almost 2 years ago
Description of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Dan Le Batard, Stugotz and company share their unique perspectives from Miami Beach's Clevelander Hotel.