Transcript of Alley Oop 133: What’s Really Going On with the Bucks? AD Hurt Again, Reaves Ballin’, Bulls Rolling

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We're doing this Howard Stern style today, baby. We're in the studio. My sister at the house, she did. We switched roles. How are you Are you listening today, Trista?

I'm chilling like a villain on Penicillin, Juju.

I like that Penicillin. Look, I like those glasses also. Tell the people about these glasses right now because they are the talk of town.

Shout out to Metta. They gifted me these glasses for the UFC event. They're the ones that take a little photo. I'm just going to take a photo right now. It's all POV. I guess that's the new wave of the future. I couldn't find my headphones, so I was like, Let me put these on. My lashes still need to get reapplied. So let's see how the... Maybe the glasses will move our views up. Smart, Trista.

Right. Pov is the way to go. Also, the way to go these days, apparently, Austin Reeves. If you got two superstars down with injury, call on Austin Reeves. He'll get you 40 points. He'll get you a 30 ball. He'll get you also a buzzer beater last night.

He didn't get me a 30 ball last night. What did he get you? He didn't get me a 30 ball last night.

Oh, he gave you a 28 ball?

28, and I had him for 30, so selling.

Damn.

I know.

How do you feel about my boy? Let's check out this game winner right now. Six seconds left. Okay. We inbound the ball to Austin Reeves. There he is. He has Jada Dane on him.

Alabama, Larry Bird, the swipe through comes around. Oh, Midi, lean back, splash. Game over, sir. Runs over to his friends. Jared Vandebilt, the man who takes clothes, wears them, then brings them back, gives them the hug.

I got a problem with that, though. Sometimes you get the fit off, and then everybody was taking pictures. How are you ever going to wear this fit again? I didn't even expect these pictures to be taken tonight.

Honestly, Jew, I wish that was a thing, where it's like, get this fit off and send it back. This is just a one-time thing anyway. I really am just wanting to rent these clothes. I do the Rent the Runway. But the clothes aren't really in alignment with street style. So I'm trying to find streetwear Rent the Runway, and I just cannot find it. So buy and return it is.

Yeah. Well, Austin Reeve is definitely Rent the Runway. You feel me? A hundred %. Do you think that he can sustain this?

Because when Luca comes back, he's going to say, Hey, it's time for the closet to go for me.

Right. It's time to rip the runway when Luca get back. Do you think he can sustain this until he get back, or do you think this is like a flash in the pan? Do you Jake Leravia, who, Minnesota and Ant Man, realized who he was last night? Do you think he can keep this up?

I think Austin can keep it up. I don't know if Jake Leravia can keep it up. You say Jake Leravia in such a disrespectful manner. Like, who the hell? You did.

I say like the old country.

Sacramento King's Leravia. Arabia, the Lawrence of Leravia is what we're going to call him. No, I think Austin has the goods to score. I think he really does. I think you see his moves, you see his footwork, you see his ability to shoot the rock contested. We saw that last year. We've seen that the year before. He just had other players that needed the ball more, and now it's just an open runway for him to rent.

Also, by the By the way, this is not Cisco on my shirt, ladies and gentlemen, today. I just got to point it out. This is my doll, Courtney Williams. I was walking in the studio the day. Somebody asked me, Was this Cisco on my shirt? And now I can only see Cisco got Not here nor there. Sorry for cussing, Ms. Rebecca. Moving on. We got some more action in the NBA last night. We're going to go through a couple of scores because some of these don't deserve to be talked too much in-depth about. Celtics over the Cavaliers There's Donovan Mitchell's hurt, Pistons over Magic, P-U. Even though K Cunningham had a pretty phenomenal block on my boy last night. What's his name? Jalen Sugs. He blocked the hell out of him after he got poked in his eye. Hawks Over Nets, Boring Snooch Fets, Bulls Over Kings, are you surprised with the Bulls? Four and no Bulls. Will this last? Are they going to make the playouts? Or they going to be playing Bulls just like always.

Bulls have had a very soft schedule to start. They have not beaten anyone that I'm particularly impressed by. I guess you could say that the win over the Pistons at the UC, but it's the opening game, and you look at what our guy, K, did. Gave you 23. I'm going to need more than that. I'm going to need more from Officer Thompson. I also feel like the Pistons without Malik Beesley might be just not as good. I just don't think they're really as dangerous of a team. And I said that prior to start the season. I said, I'm concerned about what these Pistons can be. Losing him really stinks. They wanted to keep him. You beat the Magic, but the Magic's offense hasn't gotten any better. The Hawks are still figuring it out, and the Kings are not good. So they haven't faced anybody. If they were to beat the tomorrow or today when this comes out, I will be impressed. I will be very impressed. If they beat the Bucks on Friday, which if they beat the Bucks and the Cavs, okay. If they beat the Spurs, okay. But this is just a team that's We saw this a few years ago when they started what?

They were the number one in the East before Alonso Ball got hurt. That's basically all the things that Bulls fans like to tell us about. Well, we had DeMar and Alonso, and when we had Zack Lovine and Vuch, we were number one in the East. You don't know what we could have been. So I think that's what we're seeing right now. I think it's TBD on the B-U-Ls.

The biggest news coming out of the league last night, to me, outside of AR15, going crazy. Anthony Davis, another one. Another injury beginning the season. This one don't look good. Noncontact for real. Lower leg, they say, and that big structural body. Like, bro, I don't know, bro. Do you think over under, let's go 40 games with Anthony Davis play this year? Look at my boy. He didn't know what was going on. Over, under, 40 Games for Anthony Davis.

I got to watch this clip before I give you it. I got to see it again. Okay. Show me it again. Go back. All right, here we go. Yeah. So we didn't really even see anything here.

That's all good. It's just Rebecca down here. We got to guess what the injury was.

There was no moment that we got that started it. We just get the end of the story.

Listen, I didn't shoot it, for God's sakes. You shot it. I didn't shoot it. Yes.

You shot this. This is your personal phone. But, yeah, bro, I don't know, bro.

This is your personal phone from the nose bleeds. Well, here's the thing. I would say under 42, if this is as serious as it looks. But we knew there was stuff going on, Juju, to start off the season. Because we've been knowing that he's had Achilles tendonopathy for a while now.

I didn't know that. This is breaking news to me. I thought real hoopers was supposed to know and I didn't.

He's been dealing with bilateral Achilles tendonopathy. Oh, wow. And so that's something that is a regressing... It's not really like an injury. It's like something that you have to deal with throughout. And so that's something that I think will impact his durability for the rest of his career. In four of the last five seasons, AD has played 56 or less games.

How old is AD?

31? I don't Let me see. Yeah, that's on me. 32. 32. 32. 32. He's had multiple lower leg injuries. It's just a frightening thing. And so for me, you now have a noncontact issue with the Achilles. I don't know if it's a tear, but what I know is this is going to be a constant nagging thing if it wasn't a tear and this is not a season-ending injury. What do you think?

Bro, I think this is the beginning of the end. I ain't going to lie to you because I'm always rooting for them. I want the Dallas Mavericks to win the Championship this year for my personal wants outside of the Minnesota Timberwolves and, of course, the Boston Celtics. But I want the Dallas Mavericks to win the Championship if I could just choose who I want to win. They won't. Look at those baby greens over there. Get out of here. Scram.

I'm trying to see more because I'm like, what is Why are you juju's saying? Why do you want the Mavericks to win the- Because I don't like how the whole world just turned on Nico, even though, look, the trade for Luca, it was questionable.

It was a bad mood. But I It's like when the world zig, I zag, man. You zag. You feel me?

So I'm not going to jump on the- Are you zagging for a reason or are you just zagging just to zag?

I'm not sure yet. I'm trying to figure it out. It's a philosophy. Because we can't reward or root for bad decision-makers. No, I'm not. They got Cooper flag. See what I'm saying? See, that's where I don't have a problem. The brother made a mistake, so we hate him forever now. Is that what we're going to do for that forever?

But he said he didn't make a mistake.

That's what he's supposed to say. I'm saying I show my brother Nico compassion. I don't want him fired. I want to see what he does next. And it'll be perfect if they can win the Championship this year. Kyrie can get him a ring, another one. And it'll be fun. They got a good squad over there. Dilo, though, they're going to have to get rid of Dilo.

They have a horrible squad. They have a horrible squad. They're literally the worst offense in the league. They stink. They're 15th, I think, in defense. This team stinks, Juju. They stink to high heaven. And I don't know why you want AD to win another ring. He already got his ring. Kyrie already got his ring. This team needs to go away. They need to get off my TV screen. And to me, I'm wondering if Juju Gatti is getting free Nikes from Nico Harrison right now.

That's what I'm wondering. See, that's what I'm saying. I'm wondering if your integrity Have you been leveraged?

Have you been compromised?

This is how she at when she got them damn POV glasses on. Now she's asking about my dealings with Nico Harrison. I do not know officer. How about that? Is he sending you those jerseys?

No officer. Are you getting all those jerseys from Nico Harrison?

I do not know Nico Harris, an officer. You're right, though. You're right. I'm not going to lie to you. I like Kyrie. Not here nor there.

I like Kyrie as well. I like Kyrie as well.

But who do you want besides the Portland Trail Blazers. Who do you want to win the Championship this year?

I root for the Nuggets at all times.

At all times?

That's rich. I root for the Nuggets, well, unless they're going against my Blazers. I root for Jokić. I root for this team to figure it out again. Brucey B. I fell in love with Jamal Murray, postseason Jamal Murray in the bubble. I just think There's almost no other player I enjoy watching more than when it's fourth quarter, playoffs, and Jamal Murray's in his bag. Those two players together are just like magic. They're not like Magic Johnson. They're like Basquiat out there. They're like Monet.

Man, he's supposed to know who no damn Basquiat is. Who's Basquiat? My little test of microphone, I'm going to die. It's my bad.

He's a streetwear artist. You need to get your street... I mean, a street artist, you need to get your street art game up.

Anyway, Jean-Michel Basquiat. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go get my street art game up.

You're in Miami. That's where Art Basel is. It's just a month away, so you need to get it together, Juju. Anyway, it's a thing of art, right? Those two together is a work of art. I already like OKC, so if they win it, I'm not pressed if they win it.

I'm not pressed. I can't claim OKC. That's like me I'm not claiming them.

I said I'm not pressed if they win.

I already like the Blue Jay. I'm not pressed if they win the World Series, a game away. Moving on. I've been rattled since my lip test is in the season. I've been rattled since my lip test is in the microphone. I don't even know the topic no more. I just want to go sanitize and mouthwash, but we can't do that.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. The thing that you have to know really quickly before we change topics.

Yeah.

Is that Juju, when you go to eat with Juju, this is something that I forgot all about until right this second. Can I not tell this story?

No, you could tell it.

Am I Cash Patel right now?

You are Cash Patel, but you can tell it. Cash Patel. Oh, whoa.

So Juju, when he goes to the restaurant, he doesn't want to eat off the utensils that everybody else eats and that they clean in the dishwasher. Sure. He wants the ones that come from the packet, the plastic. He would rather have the plastic ones. And if the plastic ones are coming in one of those little open containers, he doesn't want those either. The level of the germophobish... That's when I hit the song. Yeah. He's eating with his fingers if it's not a plastic wrapped with a glove on, with a plastic glove. Exactly. So the level of fear in Juju's heart right now that his lip has touched another man's microphone, where spit has been coming right at that, and he has now...

My whole back just got wet.

You're probably going to get COVID.

Okay, moving on. This is why... This is a perfect segue. I would like to give a very, very, very special birthday shout out to my brother, your brother, our brother, Dylan.

Dirty 30.

Well, look, I want to say this. Shut out Dylan. Without you and Ms. Rebecca, this show would be kaputs. So I want to thank you in front of the world. I want to thank you in front of our family, our extended family, which is the listeners. Thank you so much for your contributions, Dylan. We appreciate you so much, brother. Happy birthday, man.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm happy to be an editor for this.

It's a really fun show, and you guys always keep it funny.

We would be absolute mess without you all.

I don't give a damn like a hado with no time to care.

I'm not even feeling like a hado. I want to say, though, your level of germaphobia is Trumpian. That's scary. Isn't it weird?

Just remember. Trumpian.

Trumpian, Juju. I'm shocked by that.

I know. You look at Juju and you would never... Never think that. I hate to say this. We're going to come across the wrong way, but you just don't look like a germaphobe.

You know what I mean? So what do I look like? I like germs. Is that what you got to say? Yeah, I am, bro. It's It's ridiculous. Everybody always tell me...

Since you were a little boy, were you like this?

Not since I was a boy. Were you like a little kid? I think it was since COVID. Covid did a number on my mental health. Now, everybody, my family, my relationship, everybody understand. They got to give me a little grace. So salute everybody that gives me my grace. And salute to Dylan with the dildos, except on his birthday. We're not going to say that to him today. Moving on.

Let's pivot. I got a question for you. Okay. Are the Milwaukee Bucks good or bad?

The Milwaukee Bucks are good at aggravating me because I want them to... I don't like the Bucks. The Bucks are one of the teams I will never like. It don't matter what What happens? The Bucks can end racism while saving Earth from a meteor in the same day. And I still would not root for Yannis Antetokounmpo. The next day. I don't give a damn. They are so boring. They are so... I'm not going to say lame, but I just do not like the Bucs. Salute to the franchise. Great Championship you all won a couple of years ago. I am not a fan. It wasn't.

It wasn't a good championship.

Exactly. You beat the Suns.

Was it really an impressive Championship.

Not at all.

Was it really impressive that Kevin Durant's shoe was on the line and they beat him by 55 and then Kyrie went down and then James Harden went down? Then they ended up beating the Nets who were clearly the better team. Was it really that impressive? I don't think so.

You said it. The besmircher.

Actually, the besmircher has decided to besmirch. I think you're right about Milwaukee in the sense that maybe they're good. Maybe they're a team that could mess around and be an Eastern Conference Finals team as we see them right now with a bunch of jags, just guys.

Jag offs.

But boy, oh, boy, are they hard to watch. I don't Yannis is the best, most dominant player that's not really that exciting to watch. Exactly. It's just pure aggression. There's nothing smooth or graceful about his game.

Just overpowering others.

He can dribble a little bit. He can shoot a little bit.

Dribble a little bit. A little bit. I don't know, bro.

He can dribble between his legs.

There we go. He can do that. He can do that move.

He can go... He can literally bounce one time and then back and then to the rim. He's not James Harden or Kyrie Irving, but you're right. The Bucks are infuriating because we thought they were dead in the water, and maybe they will be. But AJ Green is hitting threes. Bobby Portis is hit in threes. Tori and Prince is hit in threes. My guy Ryan Rawlins came out of nowhere there and is somehow the new point guard of the future there. Kyle Kuzm is playing his role, and then you just give... We roll with Yannis. He's our guy. We do everything he wants us to do. He's the clutch closer. We can go on runs with him, just pure dominating the game and the pain. You can't stop him if you know what he's going to do because he's just way bigger and stronger than you. And guess what? That level of basketball is so infuriating. You hate the Bucks Because of what they've done to your Celtics? Is that what it is?

Moving on. Is that what it was? I want to remind people this is also not Kyle Kuzma on my shirt. This is Courtney Williams stuff. But this topic right here, speaking of my Celtics, so painfully, Jalen Brown has leaned into the struggle this year. I like this new Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown used to be so serious all the time. He wanted to drop knowledge on you. Excuse me, pardon me. K-knowledge. There's a silent K. He just... K-knowledge. That brother. Right. And now this year, bro, he ain't taking himself as serious. He doesn't got his ring. He's a more fun guy. Man, the world been poking fun at him and his hairline. He smudged on Ogie Ananobi's jersey, and he linked into it, man.

Us, including.

Right. He linked into it. He hit up LeBron on the stream and asked him, What are you asking? I said, You got more details on this story?

He said, What do I do? How do I fix this? Lebron, come help me. You did something. We saw your hairline looking a hot mess. We've seen multiple iterations of LeBron's hairline looking like it was ready to go, and he still hasn't come on home. And LeBron was like, Leave a message, I'll call you back. And so on the stream, live on the stream, let's pull it up, Ms. Rebecca. What did Jalen Brown do after we said, Go to Turkey, figure it out. And Juju said for us all, I'm coming home, I'm coming home. Tell the world Jalen Brown is coming home.

Take it away, Trista.

When you look at Jalen Brown and Kevin Durant, they go back and forth. Kevin Durant said, That's better. So you won't leave stains on your opponent's jersey while playing. Listen, I know I'm putting myself in a very vulnerable spot by even commenting that Kevin Durant is not the one to be making these comments. Kevin Durant's got the worst head of hair in the NBA by far. I think he's doing it on purpose to troll us. Anyway, Jalen Brown goes back at him and says, Man, I'm embarrassed for you. Your hair looks like a football field. It looks like FedEx field. Kevin Durant's from the DMV area, it's looking like FedEx field. Looking like MetLife Arena.

Yeah, that's a horrible, horrible... I think Katie might have the worst hair besides Devin Carter. He might have just the worst natural hair. In the history of the league down there, my boy got pees still. I didn't know they still had pees, bruh. My boy had pees in the mud, bruh. Do you brush this? The only way to go is to go super duper low, which is what Jalen Brown did last night. Because contrary to this picture, my boy didn't go by. My boy had a game last night, and he was still dropping buckets with the Caesar. Now, the Caesar is way lower now, which is credited to his barber. But my boy got the low, super duper low Caesar and still hasn't come home yet. Salute to Jalen Brown. Salute to my phone for following.

Salute to Jalen Brown. It looks bald in this photo, though. Just probably because of how... He has really no hair in the beginning.

He looks bald in this picture because it's a fake-ass picture, Trista. You got duped. They done got my sister with these big old glasses. No, he didn't go bald. He still got all of his hair on top of his damn head. Salute to the Celtes. Getting a big dub last night.

Big dub the Cavs. That's a big dub.

For real, for real. They was 0 and 3, and now they are 2 and 3. Salute to whoever I root for.

Well, I tell you this. I tell you this. Denver plays the Portland Trailblazers tonight in the NBA Cup. Juju Friday night in Portland. I'm going to be there.

The NBA Cup back tonight?

Nba Cup is back tonight.

You just brought news me. I like them courts. I like them courts, bro. Look, the world don't like the I like them because I think they're for the kids. They're grown-ass men be complaining, Oh, I can't see the game. It used to be me. Some of these courses are atrocious. But at the same time, I like them. The kids love them. It's like Anthony Edwards shoes. They don't make the best sense in the world. But look at the colors. They're so colorful. They're amazing. Come on. They're awesome. They're not for the kids. Look to the kids. Also, speaking of the kids, we We got a segment we like to call Boy Stop Here. And so, Ms. Rebecca, let's get these boy stops rolling. There we go. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, this was not called a Travel. Let's count the steps.

All right, let's wait for the gather first. One. Now, there's the gather. One, two, three. No, that's the pro. No, see, he was gathering.

We got to get it back. He was gathering. I got confused by you not counting. Let's go back again. Let's start over on my count.

No, let's wait for the gather. You got to wait for the fold.

The second hand has to They don't have to touch the ball.

Yes, the second hand has to touch the ball. They don't have to touch the ball.

Yes, the second hand has to touch the ball. It's already a carry right here.

One, two, three, four.

Come on, bro. Four steps.

Three steps is a travel. Listen, it's depending on when you call it the gather. It's either a carry or it's not a travel.

Are you insane right now? This is a travel in every- He's still gathering.

There it is.

One, two, and then up.

That's it. It's just a very unorthodox gather.

Are you trolling me right now?

I'm telling you the letter of the law before you formally gather, you can take a bunch of steps while you're gathering.

Bro, look, I'm trying not to cuss. This is the biggest travel since I've been convinced that one time. Who was traveling? I think LeBron was just walking with the ball. It's some crazy stuff going on.

I'm just telling you, technically, by the letter of the law, if they're not calling that a full gather, which is where your second hand has to touch the ball.

You keep saying gather. Say gather one more month. Say gather again. Say gather again. See what I'm going to pop up in Portland. This is a travel, ladies and gentlemen.

You really are, my brother. You are really my brother. Oh, my God.

What? Yannis Antetokounmpo or G-Yannis?

Boys, stop. Boys, stop. He's got no bag, though. Really, truly, truly, he has no bag.

He got the same bag that Alyssa Thomas got. It's just a hammer in that.

And she doesn't have any shoulders. Yana's shoulders are just fine. He's got the Alyssa Thomas bag. He went to the store and said, Give me the Alyssa Thomas broken shoulders handbag, please. And they said, You sure? And he said, Yup.

He was like, Of course, indubitably.

They said, You sure that's the handbag you want? That's the one?

All right, Ms. Rebecca, what else you got for us?

All right, here's what I think is the best use of AI in sports, this stupid video. Here we go.

What is it?

Oh, Lord. Ladies and gentlemen. What? Is this Danny? Hold on.

Hold up. Oh, my God. There is no way these dudes can jump that high. The man is being murdered. How did the ball come back off?

The man is being murdered. Out of a ball.

Out of a ball.

This is him.

What is the point of this video? Why are they doing this? Is this anti-Asian?

The man is being spiked to death. No, I think he's just being- Bro, mad as hell.

Whatever they doing, whatever they are to, the coach mad as hell.

What part of this is real? Like, any of it?

I don't think any. Is it?

I mean, I don't- This game happened.

I got to say, this video is at least three years old.

Is it? I just wanted to- I love it. I've seen this video. I saw this video a long time ago.

When they carry him. Oh, my God. When they carry him.

Look. Ms. Rebecca giving up a three-year-old video for a new voice.

You know what Dylan? On your birthday, I gave you half the day off. I gave you half the day off. And then what you did is you threw me under the viral video bus by saying my video was three years old. I am now this man. This is Dylan smacking the ball into my face. That's me right there at the end of the show. Dead. Dead on Dylan's 30th birthday.

At least it's a real video.

You're not showing an AI video. That's all I wanted to say. Is it real?

This is real? It's not real. Come on, that's AI. It's got to be, no? He said it is.

He said it's a three-year-old video. Ai didn't exist three years ago.

Maybe it was AI. Who knows anymore? I promise you, listener, this is your first time listening. This is not how the show usually goes. We're better than this, honestly. I promise to you. I think that if you just give us a mulligan, Come Back Tuesday, we will be wanted.

Every part of this has been wrong.

Ms. Rebecca, thanks for the videos. I don't care when they came out. You special to me. I thought you were about to say so.

That was like a make a wish. She's like our make a wish producer.

That is so wrong.

She's very talented.

I remember Tim Tebo would always go to the make a wish, and he doesn't eat carbohydrates, and they would have him eat cake and stuff, the little kids of the make a wish. And he would It's like Rebecca, where you just humor them. And they would give them. They'd try to feed them a little piece of cake, and he'd put it in his mouth. He'd be like, Mmm, yummy. So good. And then go and spit it out. That's us with this viral video right now. Great job, Ms. So fresh, this content.

Dylan, you better enjoy the hell out of this birthday. I swear to God.

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