Transcript of Postgame Show: JuJu Finds Out (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Greg, I'm sorry I set you up for that hard night workout at the end of the segment, but I really do want the answer, the worst question you've ever heard.
It's not so much... I'm just kidding. Go ahead, keep going. It's not so much the worst question. Good one, Chris. I hate the long question, where everybody Nobody's rolling their eyes. The other reporters are rolling their eyes. The other players next to the guy you're asking. Name names. The shipping container is rolling its eyes. Name names.
Speak their names.
No, I'm not going to name names, but you know who I mean. Oh, I know. Okay. I know, too. We all know a reporter like that likes to hear himself talk.
Say what his name rhimes with.
But it happens. It happens.
It's funny because- Do you remember what the question was, what it was about? I should say what the question was.
We're on the air for the record. Sometimes I don't know if you- Just make it short.
The way I also hate the news guys who talk in their news voice to ask a question.
Will Manzo? I resent that.
His name rhyme with Pim Sherry.
I know what his name is. It names right. It rimes with Ira Windermann. Okay.
That thing, huh, Greg?
Hey, that thing. But I didn't say it. That thing that he said.
We welcome in Juju for the postgame show. Juju, what's going on, man? I guess my first question for you is, what's the worst question you've heard? You've done a lot of media stuff, like All-Star Weekend and Super Bowl and On the Road. You hear a lot of questions. What's the worst question you've heard, Juju?
Well, coming from someone who asked Jason Tatum and the Joker whether they prefer red Doritos or blue Doritos, I don't have a leg to stand on in this argument.
A good-ass question.
But I will say I don't like... Because in those scrums, there's podiums set up for players. I hate when I'm at this podium right here and you all hear me ask my question. Now, two podiums down, this brother is asking my question to Kyrie Irving. I'm like, You.
Theft.
Plagiarism. That's right.
Greg, is that against the rules? You said there aren't that many rules.
Asking somebody else's question? Yeah. No, I think that's professional courtesy not to do it. But we all do it because what you do is you rephrase it. You don't mimic the exact question, but you go with that line of inquiry.
Juju, did the other guy rephrase it or did he just...
No, bar for bar.
See, that's bad. That's bad.
All right. Juju College Hoops got started. Yesterday, right, Mike? Yesterday was the first day of college hoops.
The defending champ went down to Arizona. University of Miami, men's and women's both win down here.
Is the Kings Basman going to be any good?
They're going to try defensively. I don't think they're a tournament team, but they're going to be not fun to play.
It's John Lucas' kid that's the coach.
Jay Lucas, and he's stacking some talent. A very good defensive coach.
He seems like a real deal. I like him.
He is. But the headline with a bullet, though, is what Arizona did to Florida. That was really impressive.
Hell, yeah, man. They're looking good. For some reason, I was expecting to see Bryce out there, but I'm like, What am I thinking? They have a squad over there in Arizona, and I think they're going to be one of them title contenders by the end of the year.
A lot of talk. They never do anything.
Self-hatred, Arizonaian? What's wrong with you?
I went to Arizona State, brother.
He's a Sun devil.
Forks up. Man, spoken like a sucker, Tony.
You're calling me a You're a sucker? Hey, you got his ass. Hey, you take this.
Hey, look at me. You're wearing it. Look at me. Stop. Look at me right now. That's what I said. Look at me. You see everything, right?
Gimmick in friends.
Yeah, I see everything. Okay.
You saw yourself being a sucker earlier.
You're just adding to your sucker.
Don't ever call me a sucker.
In front of Ron Stroman, no less. He knows you're a sucker.
With the Return of College Basketball, though, we had a couple of story lines for Out The Night last night. Of course, one of the biggest story lines was Loyola College buzzer beater with Sister Jean patches on first game without her. They went crazy. Nice dedication they got to Cis. That looks beautiful. And they hit the buzzer beater. So her spirit was in the building last night. Also, Kian Anthony, 15 points in his first game. I saw that. Lala in the crowd. Nice. But also there was a questionable injury last night. I saw this. It's so good. I want to ask you, have you all ever seen an injury handle like this?
What do you got?
Cramping up. He's cramping up. They went, get your ass.
No, that That's not real. What? That's not real. That's Sora. That's Sora. That's crazy. That's got to be Sora.
That's what you do with a dead.
For the audio audience, it's a player laying on the floor, and then they just drag him.
They literally drag him off the court.
No, but they're dragging him by his right arm and his left leg.
Drug him by the cramp. Well, yeah, I ain't never seen that before, but welcome back, college basketball.
Don't get him up on your feet and hop off. Don't get a stretcher. We're just going to have, by the way, the trainer is a short woman. Who's bullying this guy? No one's going to help. Everyone else is just like, Hey, you got him. That's nuts.
In NBA news, Yannis Buzzer be the last night. Indiana. They hate that boy in there. So they had to feel good in front of Halliburton dad.
We didn't talk about this today. All right,. We didn't talk about that either. We didn't talk about Indiana booing Miles Turner in his return. It was his fault.
Of course, they booed him. Why would they boo him? Because he was talking shit the other day. What other day? About Tyrese Halliburton. What did he say? He was. What did he say? Go ask him.
Okay, Ja.
You do see that. He said that Tyrese Halliburton, he acts more tough because he knows he has backup on the bench. When you got James Johnson right there, I would talk a little more, too. Me, too. But some of the stuff he said on a podcast, they took it personal.
Miles Turner was in Trade Rumors for 12 years. I can understand why his ass is a little chapped.
This I'll say, Mike, I didn't know that context. I thought it was just they were mad that he left. I'm like, your team is the one that decided to go in a different direction because everybody got hurt. I wouldn't blame him there. But If it's because he was talking mess about the franchise player, then I understand a little bit. Juju, today on the show, what we did talk about a lot was Kyler Murray versus Jacobi Praset. I asked you to put on the poll. We'll check the polls in a little bit. But before we do that, a couple of things. Number one, what do you think? Who do you think the Cardinal should choose moving forward?
My big brother, cover your ears, Greg, because I think they should roll with Jacobi the rest of the season, man. It looks a certain way when Jacobi's in. It looks another way when Kyla Murray's at the helm. So it inspired me. I was so agreeable and agreeing with that take that it made me come up with the top five teams that should trade for Kymer today. Okay. I didn't know my camera did that. Let's do it. Number 5, the Cleveland Browns. I mean, he's a veteran, a little bitch. I know they got a couple of kids at the helm over there in Cleveland, and we don't want Deshawn to come back. So I think that's a good land to stop for.
They're in salary cap hell, aren't they, though? That'd be tough.
Oh, yeah.
They're in hell. They're in Ohio.
They're in actual hell, yeah. Art Browns. Number 4, the New Orleans Saints.
You know the Tyler Shuck guy? Shuck Show, Shuff Show, whatever his name is.
He didn't show me enough. More like Tyler Shucks.
He didn't shuck you enough.
Number three, the New York Jets.
Well, of course.
So the bad teams.
Why would you want them if you were good?
Wait, let them cook. Bad teams with no quarterbacks. I like it. Number two, the Las Vegas Raiders.
They wrote back. Russell Wilson, 2. 0 for Pete Carroll.
Yeah. Number one, your Miami Dolphins.
That I'm into. How do you like that, Greg?
I don't.
You don't like Kyler Murray?
No, I don't like him more than Tua. I think they're comparable.
I like my quarterbacks when they can't move at all.
No, the mobility thing I give to Kyler Murray, obviously.
Oh, thank you for that.
Not much else, though.
Can I give a little break in news update? Nfl Trade Deadline? Kind of a big great. The Jacksonville Jaguars have traded for former Rated wide receiver, Jacobi Myers.
Okay. It makes me a little worried about Travis Hunter's knee. I think it's a little bit worse than what they said, the four-game sin on IR make it a little A little bit longer. What did they get for him?
Fifth round?
A fourth and a sixth. For a player who did not want to be in Vegas anymore. All right, there you go. A little bit.
Did you all see Steven A in the booth last night? Yes. Drinking Jerry's tears.
After the turnover. All right, I'm out.
That was awesome.
Juju, we also had another Pablo Tori finds out, Revelation that Steve Ballmer is getting sued by investors in Aspiration. I didn't know if you had... Pablo. Do we have a Juju finds out?
Yes, sir. Juju finds out. You feel me? I'm quick with him like my brother Tony finds out. Would you say you got a minute turnaround?
Probably less. 30 seconds. 30 seconds?
Hold on, Juju. I got you. Juju.
Well, and Juju finds out, Don Canon right now is working with Lil Uzi and Jack Jack Harlow on Generation Now. He also just mentioned on a podcast that he mixed one of the biggest songs in the decade, Cardi B's WAP, in his car during the pandemic.
Liar. In his car? Gannon.
In his car. Doncannon.
Gannon.
Shout out to the boy.
Pat Summerall will be the next coach of the Auburn Tigres. What are the polls, dude? You update us on the polls.
Well, we only had one poll today. You feel me? I know you all be going so fast. So I'll just throw in before I say the poll. This East Coast, West Coast beef with YouTube and ESPN, I've chosen the side. For the first time last night, I made an executive decision. I was like, You know what? I'm not watching the boys on TV last night. I'm not watching it because I'm not paying $30. What's going on?
You said you're riding with the alphabet. Google, baby.
Now, in other news, my girlfriend has sling and they have it, so I was able to watch it. Neither here nor theirs. Important note. Riding the sand has been. First and last poll today. Who is better? Jacobi Brisset or Kyler Murray? This is Big O. 78% of the audience says Jacobi Brisset. What? Yes.
What?
That is insane. Those are your posts.
Vindication.
That is insane.
I tried to tell Mike Ryan.
I tried to tell him. Did it to himself. Did it to himself. Whole show. Thank you, Juju.
Thank you all.
"What does his name rhyme with?"
JuJu has his Top 5 Teams That Should Trade For Kyler Murray. He also has breaking news.
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