Transcript of Alley Oop 134: Ja Morant Trade Rumors Heat Up + Lakers Trio Ballin’ Out

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We have been prepped by our illustrious producer today, Ms. Rebecca, and said, Have fun. So you will see three people today having the time of our lives. And I know what you're thinking. It's Juju and Trista hosting How Will We See Three People. Today, we are joined by my brother in the Lord, Jeremy Tasche. Say what's happening to the people.

What's happening? Hey, it's amazing to be here with you guys. I could not be happier and have already made myself look like a dork. So we're batting a thousand already.

Of course, on a basketball show, just comes in with the baseball. Hey, come on. With the baseball thing on. He said, We're batting Jeremy, this baseball season is over, okay?

Yeah, you're right. I got to get out of that mindset. I've spent my whole summer all in baseball mode. We got through the fall. World Series is done. I got to put, oh, no, the new hat back on. I'm talking baseball again.

It's all good. But speaking of baseball, right quick, the LA Dodgers are, again, our world champions. I think the Dodgers had one of the coldest promo videos ready to go after they won. Kendrick Lamar squabble up, coupled with Blake Snell looking directly at us like, Oh.

It's now my pleasure to give the Commissioner's trophy to Mark Walter and the 2025 World Series champion, Los Angeles not.

Didn't I tell you? What you think about that, Jeremy? Let's give you a good two minutes. You know what I mean? How did you feel about the World Series as well as that promo? It was perfect.

The promo was amazing, in particular because you've got an LA team going against a Toronto team. So there's so many layers to using Kendrick there. But It was a perfect World Series for me. And I was telling you guys this a little bit before we actually started recording, but you had all of these individual moments, some for superstars, were getting paid hundreds of millions of dollars, and others for players who you never would have imagined could have contributed the way that they would, like Miguel Rojas coming out of nowhere and being the hero. Or even with Toronto, Andres Jimenez, who, God, I've known Andres since he's 17 years old. For him to emerge, broadly enough, I taught Andres English. It's a weird long story we'll get into another time.

Look at me, Louis.

But it's really crazy to see how many, and that's the thing that in many ways only baseball provides. In the NBA or in basketball in general, you will find the role player who gets hot and has a game, and it's a moment. And in baseball, you end up with some of those individual moments. It would feel like every game. And in that final game, you end up with these superstars stepping up. It was as perfect of an ending as we could have hoped for. And hopefully, that's a perfect lead into basketball season where you're going to have all sorts of fun that's similar to it with teams that are coming out of nowhere, but ultimately two dominant teams this season that make their way to the end. It was so much fun. And now I'm so happy that I get to bring that positive energy from that season into basketball season.

Juju, I think the thing, too, is you add the squabble up to the back to back.

Oh, The back to back.

Chef's kiss with the back to back. He's just dead. He's dead. I don't know if he'll ever survive. It's over. I don't think anyone will ever want to hear Drake speak about anything ever again.

Well, I know who I want to see again. But after this, Toronto, salute to your team. Had a great year. But Alejandro Kirk, you, sir, you get a salute from me, my brother. That guy rocks. But moving on to the reason for the season. We're here to talk hoops. Right now, Ja Morant is making a lot of noise per usual. Luckily, it ain't the noise we used to hearing from my boy. Stop. But Ms. Rebecca loaded up after the game the other night. He had this to say.

That's a gun joke.

Anytime, Ms. Rebecca. It's coming.

Give mama a second.

Just give mama a second.

It was right there. You had it.

Wow, it happened that fast. It was already on the first video. She cannot even push for it.

She had to make sure the audio was up, for God's sakes.

What went wrong for you today? Go ask a question, sir. Do you feel like it was anything you could do differently, I guess? They had a whole spiel in him. From the outside, it didn't make you wrong. But from the outside, it didn't look like you had your usual energy tonight. Go ask the question, still. Okay. You feel like you should play more? I asked the coaching staff, Should I play more or not?

What could have been done different to get a different outcome other than asking the coaching staff?

According to them, probably don't play me, honestly. That's what basically the message was after. It's cool. The coaching staff message was that? It's cool, huh? You didn't have anything physically wrong in terms of illness or anything? I'm fine. Okay. I'm fine.

Man.

Trista, take it away.

Oh, man. I haven't heard anything quite that effusive. I just can't even recall as I'm racking my brain for a star player. There's a lot of star players who say, Go ask them. It's not something I can speak on, go talk to the coaching staff about X, Y, or Z. But when he said that the coaching staff had a whole spiel and that essentially the take-home message is to not play the guy that's the guy, and he's the one delivering that. Also, put it on wax and I'm totally healthy. It's a wrap. Oh, my God.

All right. Jeremy, what's your thing, bro?

I just thought, God, to bring that energy to a post-game presser is like, you don't see that very… It was big time, I'm just here so I don't get fined energy. Really, There were two more moments outside of Spiel that really stood out to me. The one which is really amazing to use spiel in context that way. It's pretty impressive to find a way in the midst of one of the most awkward minute. Is that a Yiddish word, Jeremy? I think it is. I'm pretty sure it is. I don't want to get my own Jew card taken away if it's actually not, but I'm pretty sure it is.

You like Juju? You like how I asked, too?

Yeah, right. I thank you for outsourcing to the Jew, not Juju. Yeah, it's 6: 7. But yeah, you've got that moment, right? So you've got spiel in there. But then you've also got when the reporter... I really good question where the follow-up is, what could have been done differently outside of asking the coaching staff? It was awesome that he was like, I got to pin you down so that you don't just say the same thing over again. Then after he answers that, you can hear the PR guy in the background go, We good? Good? And then one more question gets asked. And that was another great moment. Those moments where it's awkward in a postgame, particularly in the locker room, it's one thing when it's up on the podium. When it's in the locker room like that, you can hear a pin drop, and there's other players back there who can all hear. It's not a huge locker room. I've gone through this experience before with one Jimmy Butler, and it can be a very, very, very awkward environment for everybody because Now, you almost feel like at times you could feel like the animosity that exists within the building could be taken out on the media.

It's an awkward dynamic. Like you said, Trista, you do not see that specific type of animosity brought to the forefront for that long in a singular presser.

Especially considering the way that it goes down to you before you get your take off, because I know you have an excellent one, is that the logistics The physics of getting that done, we have to talk about really quick. So you get access to the locker room between the time they tell you you can go in and the first player, and I don't know if this is different for Miami or Memphis or wherever. But in Portland, from the time they tell you can go in until the first player goes into the press room. If he goes to the press room in 30 seconds, then you don't get to go back to the locker the room. And so you're basically there up until that player usually gets showered and changed, and then it goes out there to give their first statement.

Okay.

But Ja clearly has already showered. He's got his shirt off. He's putting the tee on. He's putting the sweatshirt on. So you really found a unicorn moment where Ja is ready to get up out of there. But the first player to go in, which you would think would be Ja out of the presser, hasn't got there yet. So that window can get like very slim. It's just a tremendous bite, really.

Right. What do you think? I got Ja Morant going to the shower, hitting one of these right here. I'm out of here.

Yeah, for sure. I'm getting out of here as quick as humanly possible.

Or is my boy still musty from the game? He could. You know what? I'm getting out of here. He could. Just take it off. I'm getting out of here. I didn't play as much as I wanted to, clearly. I'm not sweating.

I didn't need to take a shower.

That's the statement on its own.

Right.

Like you said, bro, when a brother like Ja used his spiel in a sentence. You already know something going on.

They had a whole spiel. They must hate Ja, and he must hate them. And that Tomás Ayasolo, it's not working, bro. He's gone. Ja Moran is gone by... I mean, the deadline is not even in the picture anymore. We're talking about this week. We're talking next week. I don't think you can do that, get suspended. Got suspended.

We didn't even talk about that. It's insane. Right. Speaking of the trade destinations for Ja Morant, like you say, you think they're going to get them up out of here ASAP. Where do you think the options are for Ja Morant? A player of Ja Morant's caliber, status, coolness, swagger, with his past and his history. Where do you think he can go? I got a couple of spots that may be okay, and one of these may be very offensive to my brother, Jeremy Tashay. The first one, Minnesota Timberwolves. I feel like they know how to deal with somebody like that because they deal with somebody like that. And my brother Ant Man. So Double Down. Right. Is that too much? What do you all think about that one? Is that too much or too little?

Oh, man, that's a great one. Honestly, I don't know what that trade is to get it done. I think that's a big key piece. Are you getting rid of Conley for salary and then trying to get one of these other players? Are you moving Julius Randall? I don't know how that works with the Grizzlies.

What do you think, bro?

I'll talk from the heat perspective, right? Because I know one of the places that everybody floats out there is the Miami heat.

Miami heat.

I find it to be a fascinating combination of factors that go toward the heat, right? Because there's two different ways you can look at this. One, you can look at the obvious thing, which is, all right, heat culture. You have this established culture. You've got a guy in Bam at a bio at the helm as a leader who could not be a better example for a young player on just how to be on and off the court. Obviously, Eric Spolstra, everything that Riley has handed down, that's all in place. It seems like a perfect place for John Morant. And with the value being somewhat diminished, that's something that can benefit the heat who have constantly come up just short in terms of the assets available to make a move. The obvious piece sitting right there, if you want to make a swap one for one, you've got Tyler Hero, who the heat have yet to sign to an extension. The flip side would be that you also, if you want to play with Hero and Morant and Powell, you have other financial things that can make it work, whether it's a combination of Wiggins and Jovich or things like that.

But the thing that's interesting is that what Ja Morant has been most frustrated with is the offense that the Grizzlies run.

The lack of ball screens.

And what have the Miami Heat just instituted but the exact same offense that the Grizzlies brought in last year. So either it's you bring in this guy and he's equally furious, or in What you have as a structure, with Eric Spolster at the helm, with Bam and Abayo as a leader, you say, Hey, man, you already know the way this offense works. You got to run it. It's our way or the highway. And now you have someone who doesn't even have to learn this thing on the fly. He already knows it.

Jeremy, do you think Ja would assimilate into that culture?

I don't know Ja well enough. All I know is that the heat have taken guy after guy after guy after guy with reputation issues news, going all the way back to Tim Hardaway, going to Alonso Morning, going to, obviously, Jimmy Butler, and gotten them to buy in and gotten the best years of their careers out of them.

The heat have a built-in reputation. That's the thing about them. All right, cool. As soon as you understand that you have been traded to the Heat, you understand your mindset has changed because they are known for culture first and championship It's right after that. Eric Sposter, being such a great coach, he has been promoted to the USA coach, so they're like, Okay, we believe in that system that he got going on down there. I feel like Miami is one of those places where, dang, yes, it's Awesome. It's fun. But you know they're weighing, testing for your body fat. Exactly.

To have a guy like Bam at the helm, not just a player like Bam. Someone who, by the way, is one of the least selfish players on the court that exists. Hey, Ja, you want to go get yours? Go get yours, man. That's the deal with Tyler. Tyler, you want to get yours? Get yours. When it was a Jimmy, Jimmy, go get yours. I'm cool doing all the dirty work. I just want to win. I can't think of a better human being and basketball player to complement what it is that John needs. But again, is it worth committing $45 million each of the next couple of years down the line toward a player that you don't even know if he's going to buy in? That's the concern. And they just came off of a year where the entire thing was tanked by a guy who didn't want to buy in.

I think it's potentially worth it. That's facts. But the reason that it wasn't worth it was why? Because they didn't want to pay Jimmy. That's That's right. And Ja is already getting paid. He's already on the payroll. He's getting exactly what he wants to get paid. And you're not sure if you want to invest. And I know how much Pat Reilly loves Tyler Hero. He feels like Tyler Hero is a little mini Pat Reilly, but they're not sure if they want to pay Tyler Hero. So if you're not sure if you want to invest the money, and he's basically on a two-year prove it deal, then make the move now, see what you can get. And on top of that, the profitability of trading for Ja is crazy. Because, listen, we've been to this arena, Kaseya, and seen the seats empty, even in the finals. I promise you. Relax. You know what it is?

We're going to put you on another minute time out. It might be empty the first quarter, but the third quarter- Third quarter goes up.

Listen, they're just parlando. They're dealing with traffic and all that stuff. That's right. But I promise you, jaw in the building, doing what he does on a random Tuesday in November, but will be in the seats pre-game.

Yeah. And the grenades will be in the stands because my boy will be launching them. And lastly, before we move on, nothing better. Sometimes Then to trade for a guy, a brother on top of that, who already got two strikes. Right. That's what the heat do.

Yeah, but that's what the heat do, man. That's like, Hardaway was there. That's the thing. Hardaway became a guy. They retired his number. He's one of the guys for the Miami Heat, and he was reputationally in the trash. They got him for nothing. It's what they've always done is they've turned these guys who were at the end of the rope, for that matter, even when they acquired Shaq. It was like he was out on the ropes in LA and they went, Yeah, we'll be the team to go get him. Why would we get Shaq? We could get him to buy in for a couple of years. Oh, they win a championship, their first championship. Look, it makes all the sense in the world. It's just a matter of whether now they reconsider the flexibility that they wanted this offseason because this is the type of guy that you lose that flexibility for and what that package looks like. Is it a, here, here's Tyler Hero. You guys sign him and get him to buy in. We take Ja. Or is it the decision to just be a team that's small and you run Norm Powell, Tyler Hero, Ja Morant, and Bam at a bio with whoever you want and say, We'll be the anti-Rockets.

You have all the size in the world. We're going to be this small team that runs around and just tries to score 150 a game, which would be the antithesis of everything the heat have done forever, but would be so damn entertaining.

Right. Speaking of the Rockets, right quick, I had those people as one of the places his landing spot is, and also a place that will not work, but will work on paper for the Hawks, the Atlanta Hawks. Don't bring them to Atlanta, though, because my boy will be in zone for tonight. Or Houston.

Same deal. Listen, Houston goes up. They got the foie gras, bacon-wrapped steak at the James Harden spot. Like, James Harden will upload him to every place he needs to go. We cannot have the spots be Miami, where the baddies are, Houston, where the baddies are, Atlanta, where the strip clubs and the baddies are.

We cannot have these- Let's get them to Sacramento. How about Sacramento?

Exactly, Jeremy. That's where I think he should go. The fans will love him. They just trade Zack Lovine and Demarra Rosen, figure something else out, make them go to Memphis. They need the scoring. They need guys that get you empty buckets. And Sacramento has plenty of those.

Those brothers, Asuna on Twitter yesterday, and it said, Those white men are dangerous. And they had a picture of Luka Donchik, Jake Laravia, and my dog Austin Reeves on it. What a League for my boys. The trio, Luka was out, didn't miss a beat because Austin said, You know what, Lakers, here's my back. Jump on it. They've been having a phenomenal week. What do you all think? Can they sustain this? How do you all think LeBron is seeing this right here? Is he like, Look at my boys. I'm so proud of them. Also, Austin Reeves, first player in NBA history to throw an alley-up to a father and a son on the same team like this here. You know what I mean?

Oh, wow. I hadn't thought about that. That rocks. Right.

What do you all think? Can they sustain this? Is this the real Jake Leravia? Here we go. Let's check out my boy Austin. I've got to be the first person in NBA history to throw a father alive and a son alive.

I don't know. Sky.

Got to be right.

While they're still on the same team. Well, let's do that.

It was a hater in the crowd.

I know. You all look the damn same, Jake Leravia and Austin Reeves. Honestly, the casual fans, and if you said, Hey, which one's Jake Leravia? Which one's Austin? They're going to get them confused, honestly.

That's racist, bro. That's racist. Yeah, we don't know what to say. All white people just tell them.

They're calling them Tresleches. It's another one for you, Jeremy.

They called Indiana Fever Tresleches earlier.

We had that, too, when it was Tyler Duncan, and I'm trying to remember who the third... What is it? Max Struce, maybe?

Yes, Max Struce.

Yeah. That's the one.

God, what a time. That's the new level of exciting Whites. You know what I mean? There's exciting Whites, and there's like, oh, exciting Whites.

It's Cooper D. Jean. Yeah, exactly. That's how they doing. Yeah, bro. I think they got some cooking, man. I think this was important for them as well, especially for the Lakers organization, the Lakers fans to see that. Wait a second. Man, Life Post, LeBron, ain't as scary as it was. This is so bad. Right. Salute to Nico Harrison. We love you. But yeah, this thing ain't so scary, especially if we're going to get that type of output from Luka. Because we all know Luka I was injury prone that time. He already done missed a game or two this year. I was going to say this, Ju.

Just to go back really quickly to Ja Morant. You see that sometimes it's the location that changes changes your mentality and your actions. And there was no world that Dallas was ever going to be a conducive environment for Luca to slim down. There's just too much text mix. La is a city where you feel ugly if you're five pounds over. Yeah, you have no choice. You are shamed into it on a day-to-day basis. I think that's what you would expect and what we get from Luca. Luca is a test case for a jaw in Miami, just to circle it back.

Well, and for that matter, you're talking about a certain player that may no longer be for Los Angeles. Can I float the idea of if a Ja Morant doesn't end up in Miami?

You got to whisper this with Ron James. Hold on, you got to whisper that and say it.

How about instead of trading for John Marant, the Miami heat, trade for LeBron James.

Wow.

My mind is blown.

Fuck, he'd be a He would be a good fit.

He would be a good fit.

We got a segment here at the Alley, illustrious Alley, that we like to call Boy Stop. We're going to have that right after these messages.

All right, so I just want to know for Jeremy, does MLB have the most voluptuous players in pro sports? Does it? Please discuss. I think he calls him fat. Just listen. For our audio listeners, what the team is seeing here is a rather voluptuous man run around the bases in a baseball uniform. It is none other than Alejandro Kirk, who runs in a very fugly style. And here's the video.

Slowest runner in the big leads. He's going to get there.

The throw from Cazona was not close, and Toronto's taking the lead.

There was enough Having a blast with it over there in the Jay's dugout.

I love him.

I mean, does it have...

Where's the fat reference?

Is he slow?

I mean, you don't think the slowest is...

I thought he called him fat. That's what I felt.

Like, thoughts?

You'd be a horrible witness in a murder case, Ms. Rebecca. I think he called him fat, if I'm not mistaken, lawyer.

And here's the tape. He doesn't call him fat. No, he... I mean, look, Alejandro Kirk is probably, if I had to in all of sports, probably my favorite shape. He is 5'8. Yeah, I said it. He's 5'8, and he is 560 pounds. He was just the funniest athlete to watch because he straight up absolutely should not be a professional athlete, and yet is one of the most remarkable hitters in Major League Base. He's a really great defensive catcher. It's so funny to see... Like, baseball is so weird in that way, right? You could have on one team a guy who is a pitcher who's 6'9, 190 pounds. And on the other team, you could have a 5'8 catcher who's 250 pounds. And both guys are equally good at the game, and neither one of them look like they should be pro athletes. And it's just It just makes me laugh every time I watch him play, and he's just so wonderful. They signed him for $10,000.

Oh, my God.

I got some clients to hand out.

I also think he gives a lot of elevation to people that don't run pretty. If you run ugly.

Oh, it is an ugly run.

Phoebe, the Phoebe of runners.

His feet are slaying out as he's going. You're like, What is... This is the least efficient run I've ever seen.

This is very inefficient, ugly. It made me feel good because I think I run like him.

That's how Ms. Rebecca looks like on a random Sunday morning in Maine. Jogging, jogging.

That's the thing about baseball.

It'll make you feel like you could be an athlete. That's what's great about baseball is there's no sport with more of the common man where you're like, Oh, I could do that. And yet they're doing what I would argue is the most difficult thing to do in sports, which is hit a baseball.

And do some of them smoke? Any When I'm in a sport with the professional athlete smoke, I'm like, What is happening? Yeah.

Look, Ms. Rebecca-chu, smoke, all of it. Look, we're going to have the institute. My records are reclectly right now. Ten dollar fine for Ms. Rebecca for using the word volumptuous. Every time that word is used, you pay $10. It doesn't matter.

I said he had my favorite shape in sports.

You're a guest, and we're going to let that slide.

Would you do this for free drinks. Standby. Oh, Lord. Standby. Standby. Mama's getting it together here.

We are standing by, bro. My boy is proposing in a restaurant, getting a hug from his wife for free food. But here's the gag. They're just getting free food. He already married her.

I love that.

It is in bounds, out of bounds, bro. What you think, Jeremy?

Oh, No, I'm into it. I'm into it. Hustle smarter, not harder.

It's 2025. People are losing Snap benefits. You do what you can.

That's right.

See, there we go. No, that's right. That's my sister. She's got it exactly right. To me, you take advantage wherever you can. You So whenever my wife and I are on vacation, I'm always trying... She's too embarrassed to do stuff like this. She's so honest to a fault and to a point where I'm always saying, We should I'll constantly be telling them it's our honeymoon. Everywhere we go, it's our honeymoon. Everywhere we go all the time, it's our honeymoon. They'll give you something. Even if it's just like, Oh, hey, have one free drink on us. It's like, Well, that's now a drink we didn't have to pay $27 for at this hotel in New York.

Yeah, 27 times, too.

That's what I'm saying. Why wouldn't it be our honeymoon? It's always our honeymoon. To me, yeah, absolutely. You should 100%. You should do that everywhere. Every place you go, you should just fake propose. If You're not someone who's too shy to handle the embarrassment that you're creating.

If your wife had you do... If you did that to your wife, what would she do? Would she snitch on you?

If I did it, I don't think she would, but I just think she wouldn't know what to say. I think she would just be in such a state of shock, which would actually play really well for the proposal because it would be like, Oh, my God, look how stunned she is.

Lastly, from the WMBA, we all love the stud buzz. The stud buzz are the best thing that happened in the W this year, at least one of them, outside of the Aces getting a damn championship. Salute to the Aces, whatever. But Netisha Hyjiman, a. K. A. Netisha Hyjiman, put out an album or a song or something. Tell me, is this a boy stop or is this boy go? Got potential, ladies and gentlemen. She's singing it. That's your fault. Hey, come on. She saw something with potential and had to put it on wax, man. So, yeah, keep going, sis. What do you think?

Which one? Me or Jeremy?

Let's go Ms. Rebecca. What do you think, Ms. Rebecca?

It's the diss track for that, You ain't Got No Potential.

Is that the diss track? Okay, I'm so sorry for the audience for asking Ms. Rebecca a question. That was so horrible. Wow. Ten more dollars in the fine box.

You asked for it, you get what mama has.

That's what happens. That was the worst on your feet moment.

I was waiting for that. I had that in the back of my pocket. You had that in your pocket? She wrote it.

That made it worse.

I didn't write it down. I didn't write it down.

Oh, my God. She's going to get so many bitches from that song. She's going to send it. She's going to send it and be like, I was making this song for you. She already has the most soft energy. I was at this event, Jeremy, in New York City, that they invited the stud buds to. And I brought my little puppy, Ollie, and she was like, Can I hold him? And my heart melted. I almost fell in love with T, and I'm not even interested in T. Come on. So the ones that have T, got a bud like that. Got potential.

She's going to reel them in. Trist is right. Listen. She's going to reel them in with that.

She's swimming in panties after that.

Swimming in it.

And on that note, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to call that a girl go, because it's not a boy's style. That's a green light. Girl go, right? Keep it moving. But tell folks where to find you.

You could watch me on the Dan Levitard show. We're taking a break from the pitch clock, I think, for a little while. But hey, if you're interested in baseball, we welcome all newcomers. Our thing is everybody watching. You might not know anything about baseball. We had a whole bunch of people who watched it for the very first time this year just because they enjoyed watching Chris and I make fools of ourselves in Trivia. So come join us over there on the pitch clock. And then, yeah, you could follow me at jeremetashay on X on Instagram, and I will have all sorts of updates from the Miami Heat throughout this season. My first game on the sideline this year is November 10th against the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Thank you all so much for locking in. As always, without you all, who the hell are we next time?

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