Transcript of Giggling about magicians, lymphatic drainage, and pregnancy scares
Giggly SquadHello, my Gigglers. Before we get into our wild LA trip, I do want to address our interview with Megan Thee Stallion interviewing. Megan was a dream of mine. I love her music, and it's my go to. To hype me up, get me excited, give me energy, be there for me when I need a boost of confidence, when I'm not believing in myself. Looking back at the interview, I really wish I used any other word except fight to describe how her songs impact me. Definitely was not the right word. While there wasn't any ill intent, that does not matter. I acknowledge that what I said has a deeper meaning, and I'm so sorry to Megan. I appreciate everyone who brought this to my attention.
Sup, Gigglers?
Gary, fix the WI Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. The Gigglers have gone Hollywood.
No, we're different.
We're different. I wore hair extensions once. My favorite, though, is from my family getting texts like, my mom being like, when did your hair get so long? And Des being like, you should always wear your hair like this. I'm like, guys, this is hundreds of dollars and hours of hair extensions.
No, but you want to know what? You should wear your hair super straight like that more.
Thank you. You know, we all did that in middle school, though, right? I remember straightening. Didn't look like that. Looked more squarish.
I'm going to bring back my straightener.
Should we?
Let's bring back straight.
You know, piss me off when people are like, oh, I have a straightener, but I use it for curling my hair. And I'm like, don't be a hero. You know, girls are like, you just have to just use a curler.
Just use a curling. I've never been able to master that.
I mean, it's because it's not a competition. Like, why. Why are we, like, why are we.
Putting women against each other?
Yeah. People are like, you could do it heatless. Let's just. We're trying to get through the day.
No, the heatless curls actually really stress me out.
Because they're liars. Because they wake up in the morning, no one looks good.
No, I've tried. The heatless curls count less times. I don't know if I'm wrapping it wrong, but my ends always come out crinkly.
Over this last week, I was offered mdma.
I just have to preface this story with Hannah calls me after she goes to this party, and she would not stop saying I mdma. And after the fifth time, I was like, it's Molly, stop saying mdma. I'm gonna have a freak out.
I go, since when is MDMA Molly you woman in style?
Since forever.
But I remember in that moment, I wasn't gonna say yes, but I pretended I was considering it. Like, I'm like, you know, I normally would because I wanted to, but it's.
Saturday night and I can't.
It literally was like totally a time where you could do. Yeah.
If there was ever a time, it.
Was in that moment and people were like, we're microdosing. And I'm like, okay. Like, regardless what dose, I would ruin the party.
I actually feel like you wouldn't micro dose because you're an all or nothing girl, you know? So you're like, if I'm gonna do it, let's become drug addicts.
Well, that's why weed fucks me up. Because everyone's like, just take a little hit and then take a little hit. Don't feel anything. Take the biggest hit I've ever taken in my life. Can't breathe for, yeah, for an hour. And then.
And then you find yourself on the bathroom floor and you're like, I think I'm having a panic attack.
Exactly.
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Okay, let's talk about LA and how you. Let's start with Pilates.
We started at Pilates. First of all, we were Pilates. I was a Pilates girl. I'M so la.
Yes.
I got there on Tuesday and by Wednesday I was like, I could live in a mansion in Beverly Hills if one was provided for me. I felt like myself getting my smoothie.
We were on Rodeo Drive. And Paige, you could just see she was who she was meant to be.
It. I truly was like, where is my white Range rover with my 2.5 children? Like, I was like, I could live this life. Okay, so we go to Pilates. The one day I like, force Hannah to come with me. And we walk in and it was just Katie, Kirk, Kate.
Okay, Katie Couric is there. And. And you have to go quick with this stuff because the class was about to start. I didn't want to get yelled at, which I was going to get yelled at regardless of this class because it was great. And I did Full name government name was yelled out.
Yeah.
So I just go up to Katie and I go, Hi, Katie. We've DMed before. I obsessed with you. And she's like, oh, my God, I love you. And your co host. And I point, I go, she's right here.
And I said, katie, I was an assistant in one of the offices that, like, you had an office in at one time. You were working on a documentary. And she was like, oh, my God. So then we're fast friends with Katie Carrie.
We are obsessed with Katie Carrie.
So it's literally Katie, me, Hannah, in the line of Pilates.
Yep.
Pilates now was a 55 minute er, which I'm not used to. I'm used to a nice 45.
Can I argue? This was not Pilates.
This was intense. Working out.
This wasn't. My thing is, like, I was there to support you. And maybe I should have told the instructor that beforehand because he thought something different. He kept calling me out whenever I would, like.
He was like, hannah, come on. We usually wrote our names down so that he could specifically call people out.
Yeah, he. Hannah, what you doing? Hannah, leg up now.
Let me tell you something. I was expecting a very LA vibe for Pilates. Like, take what you need, leave the rest. If you want to be in child's pose the whole time, like, it's what your body's telling you.
No, I was ready to make fun of them. No, no. And these housewives next to us were not fucking around. They were like, go harder.
There was a moment where Katie Couric looked at me and said, Paige, I'm 68. You can do this.
And I was like, katie flamed you?
Yeah.
But we all kept making eye contact with her because we were all dying. So after this, I was like, katie.
I don't think I can do that.
I was like, katie Couric's disappointed in me.
And you never want Katie Couric to be disappointed in you. It's right up there with, like, my mom, Oprah, and, like, you don't want Katie Couric disappointed.
There's something, though, about. I love older women. I just feel like I want to listen to everything they say because I feel like they know everything. They're so knowledgeable.
Yeah. They've seen, like, I feel like some.
Older men are out of touch. Or, like, older women. They're like, we love that you guys are saying what we've always been thinking.
Yeah.
So after the class, we took an opportunity because she's like, what are you guys doing here? And we're like, we're interviewing, like, a list celebs on the carpet, and we're actually pretty nervous. Do you have any advice for us? And I'm laughing because we're getting a master class in journalism.
No.
Literally on Rodeo Drive.
I was like, write this down with Katie girl.
I was like.
I'm like, I don't know.
He's like, I also can't write. And Katie, Courage. She gave us good advice.
Yeah. She said, be silly, but not too.
Silly, which we didn't listen to.
Where exactly is the line?
Well, she was like, have respect. And, like, it is a crazy moment in their lives, too. So, like, ask them, like, how does this feel? But then also, have fun with it. But the truth is, interviewing could be chaos and just about rolling with the punches. And we're. We love you, Katie. And I think I will say the.
Pilates place that we went to in LA was called Naturals, or Natural if.
You hate yourself, go.
They just opened one on the Upper east side. I think I'm gonna go.
You're, like, sadistic.
Yeah, I'm getting. I'm getting freaky with Pilates recently.
I was telling you I'm working on a new bit about, like, two types of people. They either want to be disrespected in the bedroom or disrespected when they're working out. But, like, I don't like being disrespected in the bedroom. Because if he says one thing, I'm like, did I say something to piss you off earlier? Like, could you talk it out with me next time instead of, like, calling me names?
See, I'm the complete opposite. Like, in the bedroom, I want you to actually dislike me.
Yeah.
I want you to hate me and everything about me and say it.
Wait, that's crazy. Because in the bedroom, like I told you, if Des accidentally like, sits on my hair or something, I'm like, oh.
But seeing a workout class, if you're like, trying to motivate me, that's not how I get motivated. You're not the boss of me. Don't tell me what to do.
I also have to say I have my own issues. And I don't know if any former athletes listening would relate, but because I've been forced to work out my whole life, like, Never day off, 6am workouts, I'm in this place where, like. And it's why I've had trouble working out sometimes, because I'm like, I don't have to anymore, so I don't want to. I've gotten like third degree burns on my arms from doing planks on a hot court when I was 14. Like, I've like, pushed myself way too hard.
Oh my God.
No, like actual abuse. So now, like when I'm at a Pilates class, I like to push myself. But the second I feel like it's too much for me, I don't give a. Like, I'm like, I'm good. I'm not. I'm not winning Wimbledon today. Like, everyone calm down.
And that's how I am when, like, boyfriends want to make love. I'm like, it's not for me today. See ya. That's like, so inappropriate and weird.
Giving the environment. That's a crazy thing to say. Yeah.
Like, in this economy, I don't think there's any lovemaking going on, but.
Oh my God. So you were doing Pilates? I went once.
I went four times. No, I went full on.
But I am proud of you.
Thank you. I needed to. It actually it did. Get it.
Does it helps you mentally? No.
Endorphins really do make you happier. The science is there. Like, if you do work out in the morning, it truly does set your tone. And also because, like, I was jet lagged. So I was waking up at like 7am and I was like, okay, well, I'm just gonna sit here and scroll and get pissed off about something and then stew in it for the rest of the day. Like, no, I should just like get up, go to Pilates.
You know, it's so funny. I was jet, like two, but I was waking up at 10.
No, I texted you at one point. You're like, I'm going to skip this one, but super proud of you.
No, I don't Know what it is in L. A? Like, I just get three more hours of sleep in the morning.
No, you say this all the time. When we go places that, like Florida and that are, like, naturally sunny. Being in California, I was like, I feel bad about myself if I stay in bed because the sun is out.
Which, honestly, I don't need that pressure.
No. That's why, like, New York, I'm like, oh, it's dreary out. Perfect. I'm in the mood to loathe so someone.
But also New York. The second it hits 65 degrees, everyone's animals. Everyone's drinking on a rooftop. Wild, Insane.
And I like that, though.
Yeah. Because we earned it. We also then Paige. Paige is a professional at being hot. Like, when someone says, paige, you have to look your best at this day. She has a routine. She has a regimen. She's ready.
All I did was get facials and massages in la.
What is your actual thoughts on lymphatic drainage?
I love it.
Do you think it works?
I think it works if you go to a good person to do it and then you do the appropriate steps afterward.
And what are the appropriate steps?
Drinking a ton of water, not eating anything that's, like, bloating. Like, really not having carbs, not having dairy, not having salt. Nothing fried. So it's like air and light.
Eat your own cough.
Yeah, cough and then suck it back in. So, like, you have to do that. I think lymphatic drainage is also really good if you are specifically getting ready for an event, like a wedding or, like, going on a vacation or something like that. But I also believe that it's good for your body, like, in general, to get them once a month.
I do believe in lymph nodes.
No lymph nodes.
And I also do fly a lot. And I know that there's buildup and.
Stuff, like when I get sick, like my lymph node. Like, that's like when you get a sore throat. Like, your lymph nodes get swollen. Definitely. They need to be drained.
I believe in nymphy lymphs. I do think. I don't know what that is. So you, like, were doing all these things, and then I started to get kind of paranoid that I was.
You started to panic.
So I started to.
Well, then Lenore got involved.
Lenore got involved. And Lenore was like, whatever Paige is doing, do what Paige does. But in my head, I was. I. Well, our first party was on Wednesday. Our first Hollywood party. Shout out. Contessa Mills is this designer styled by Tabitha, my stylist, this small designer in New York City, put together this, like, sick look on Wednesday of this, like, champagne set. Whatever. Everyone liked it. So I was like, I already did good once. I can flop on Sunday. That was like, my perspective.
Wow. Never in my life have I had that perspective. If anything, I'm like, okay, so now I have to beat that outfit.
No, I was like, if it all goes bad, I could be like, you guys saw Wednesday though, right?
Right.
Like, I just.
No, I'm gonna be honest. I was. When I was getting ready for, like, the Oscar for Vanity Fair, there was a moment in my head that I was just like, and I don't give a fuck about my wedding day because this is my best look ever.
But, yeah, you're getting lymphatic massages. And finally I go, I need to get a lymphatic massage. Just do it. Obviously, no one's available because every woman in LA is getting lymphatic massage.
Before that, I got something called a diamond facial. I said, hey, can you do this on my body?
She's like, anything with diamonds? Yes. I don't care what it does. They're like, it's going to make you bleed. And you're like, yeah. So I go online and I'm clicking every lymphatic drainage place near me. Find just a woman in an apartment.
Awesome.
And I was like, the Price is Right safe. She does face and body. I said, we're doing it. So I just went to a random apartment building somewhere in la.
What is wrong with you? Look, I feel like in la, people aren't doing legal things in their apartment.
You know that it's sketchy when the first thing they ask you when you walk in is, how'd you find me? She literally was like, how did you.
How did this come across your desk?
And then she was like, your name's Vanessa, right? And I was like, no. And I was like, it's okay, it's fine. It was amazing. I don't think it was lymphatic, though. Like, she didn't use any tools.
Yeah. I will say my lymphatic in New York are bet were better than the one that I got. I don't even know the name of the place I want.
Do you think you could give your own lymphatic?
I have before. Like, I've laid in bed and had, like, really horrible stomach aches. And YouTube, like, how do you lymphatic drainage like, your own stomach and done it, and my stomach has felt better. And then you do your castor oil, and it's like, yeah, friend, you can do it yourself.
You basically just press down on your stomach.
No. Literally. Watch a YouTube video, and it'll show you, like, the direction to go in.
And do you fart during lymphatic drainage massages?
No.
Do you hear, like, gurgling?
Yeah.
Okay. Where is the air supposed to go?
It's not so much the. That it's air. It's like, the contents in your stomach. So, like, that's what you're peeing out.
Wait, no, we have to tell them. We have to tell them.
So Hannah and I, like, okay, we're in a hotel together. Or, like, not even a hotel. Like, if we haven't seen each other in a day, it could be a day, it could be an hour, it could be 10 minutes. Like, the next time we're gonna see each other, we have, like, a bit in our head. Like, we think of, like, a funny line.
We have a line.
Yeah, we have a line to greet each other with because it's like, hello, we're comedians. Like, I wanna make her laugh. So anytime, like, I'm going to her hotel room or she's coming to mine, like, as soon as we open the door, we perform our lines.
Yes. We don't even laugh at each other. Like, I'll be like, I look like an insurance salesman. And you'll be like, I just had a diamond facial.
So at one point, I opened my. I opened my hotel room door and I go, I think I'm pregn. Hannah goes, I just took a pregnancy test.
So this just so you guys know. Yeah. We were, like, not telling each other about this, and then we just blurts it out. I was late.
I really didn't think I was pregnant, but I was like, obviously, I'm waiting for my period to freeze my eggs. And of course, it's, like, late this month. I'm like, hello.
See, I fully thought I was pregnant, and DEZ is in Dublin. So I was like, there's a problem.
They're like, I don't know how I'm gonna explain this one. He's been gone for six months.
We both fully convince ourselves that we're both pregnant, start to plan our lives together.
No, no, no, we didn't.
I was like, we're having the babies. I did say, we're having it now.
Then we were walking down the street, and Hannah was just like, look at us and our kids. Just us and our kids. I was like, neither of us are pregnant.
Also. That's, like, I feel like we talk about mental health and stuff. We do. I'd been on Prozac for a bit. Yeah. And I had one of those classic, like, I think, I think I'm doing pretty well. Like, I was like, I'm good. So I just like got off my Prozac this month. Yeah. Because I've just been on it for a while and I googled it and it can mess up your cycle. So the day of the Oscars. Yeah. I started like spotting and I was like, we got to get this going real quick because I'm about to like, cramp and plo and. Yeah. Bloat and poop.
I still haven't got mine, but I'm never regular.
Yeah. See, I'm like every Tuesday.
I know for a hundred percent fact I'm not pregnant, but I'm just waiting.
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Also, we're best friends with Steph Shep. She's amazing.
I also wanted my best dress for the Vanity Fair party. I loved her dress.
She's. She, she's always best dressed and she never, she always looks chic.
She exudes elegance.
She exudes wealth.
Yeah, like she always looks very regal and elegant.
She also looks stunning.
Yeah, I appreciated about her too. Like she's best friends with Kim Kardashian, but it was just like two girls and on the carpet she was like, now I gotta go take my pics. After Kim, like it was just like girls being girls, you know?
We had this moment in the middle of the Vanity Fair interviews where I looked at Paige and I go, what did I say?
She looks at me and she goes, everyone's just a human.
And Paige was like fighting her own demons, you know. And she looks at me and she's like, are you fucking high right now? And I'm like, we're all just, you wanna know what?
It actually like made the rest of the stream so much easier because I was like, wait, yeah, everyone's nervous. Everyone's like clocking their own outfits and bodies and like making sure their lipstick looks good. Like to take these pictures. Like, everyone is just a human.
Let's get to. Okay.
I hate to. I hate to praise a man, you know, I hate it. But I think my favorite interview of the entire night was Jesse Eisenberg. I love everyone.
I love him so much. And before the interview starts, you guys can know, but we talked to them a little beforehand, and I was like, where are you from? And he goes, queens. And I go, oh, this guy can handle us.
Yeah.
Like, let's give it to him.
Yeah.
He was so funny. Yeah, we had incredible chemistry with that man.
No, we had such good chemistry.
We were literally all, like, singing, dancing.
By the end together, along with our weird.
Every bit. Every bit. The man's a comedian.
He's so funny. And he just, like. I don't know. I just, like, appreciated him. And then after, he was like, he's like, wait, you guys are, like, really good at this. And, like, I really enjoyed myself. What do you do? And Hannah was like, oh, we have a podcast. And he was like, what's it called? Like, I'm gonna listen. I was like, no, I'm obsessed with you. I want to have mutual friends with him because I want to go to dinner and talk shit about people with him. I feel like he'd actually be so good.
It also, like, some of these A listers were so nice and normal. I think that's why I started being like, they're all just humans. Because you think they're gonna be like, AI bots.
No.
Who knew that geekly squad Jesse Eisenberg was gonna be the collab of the century? We also got so lucky that our first interview was the honorable Amy Poehler.
Couldn't. That was the comedy God saying, you're gonna be okay.
No, that was. And. And also, what was hard is they would see a celeb, and they couldn't always immediately get them on because there were, like, multiple people interviewing. But Amy went out of her way. Waited.
Yep.
Also cute. Zaddy. She was with. Yeah, she was obsessed. And Amy is a giggler, so we just. We love her so much. Do you know how many viral moments Amy has at these award shows?
No. It's insane. And, like, me, her, like, meme with the sunglasses on and the hoodie. Like, everyone uses that every single day.
Insane. So to.
Just the amount of times I quote her in my own home, and I don't even, like, remember that it's her.
Yeah. She's the nicest person ever.
She really is.
You know what I love when you meet a famous person who, like, this is. I'll explain it.
You're like, that's exactly what I wanted you to be.
Yes.
That's how I thought you were gonna be in my head.
This is how I know. I. I like people when I'll, like, say a side remark, and they, like, listen and respond to it. You know those people who. You say stuff and they just don't acknowledge it, and they keep talking.
Sorry, what'd you say?
I knew you could do that. No, but there's a lot of famous people that I'll. I'll say a side remark, and, like, they'll never catch it. Like, for 10 minutes, they won't acknowledge anything you say.
Yeah.
Or like, you have to, like, yell it. Or like, Amy, I'll say something on Bomb my Breath. And she'll look and laugh.
Yeah.
Like, she's just.
She's in it.
She's in it with you.
She's locked in.
She's locked in. She's so cool. She's so fucking funny. Okay, that's so. I'm obsessed there. I need to get a restraining order.
Let's talk about the beef we had before we went live. That's a cat.
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Hannah and I almost. We almost fought before we went live.
Oh, yeah.
Because Hannah wouldn't let me stand on. On the left side for my address because it's her bad side. And I took one for the team, and I said, you know what? I don't want her to feel uncomfortable because I'm someone. If I hate my outfit, I have to leave.
Yeah.
And so if you hate that side of your kids, I didn't want you to have.
We had a moment. We had a moment where we looked at each other, where there was, like, a power struggle happening. And Paige knows that I don't ask for much. I literally don't ask for anything except that side. But Paige wore a dress that was not conducive to the right side.
It was not. My slit was on the left side. So I. Every time I'd ask a question, I'd then whip to the left side to the camera.
Cause this is my thing. You didn't always see full body. And you have. You look beautiful. Both sides, sides of your face.
No, I actually didn't really care.
You didn't really care. Yeah. Because if you cared, I would have been on the right track. I usually didn't, but we had a moment where you looked at me, I looked at you, and you saw the fear in my eyes.
I did. I actually felt it. You're like, I'll die if I'm on this side.
I was like, I think I won't.
We don't need any more beta bloggers. We'll literally be passed out.
And I don't want. Knock on wood. I think about our business relationship over, like, last, what, five, six, seven years? We've never had one fight.
Because it's a give and take. I know what you need, and you.
Know what I need, and it's never the same thing.
Never.
It's. We never want the same thing. But there was a moment there.
There was a moment where I was like, okay.
And then imagine again, finally, like, we're doing it live.
Okay, so that was one drama thing that happened before we started live. Then we're literally standing there. They're like, okay, we have. It's like, six minutes till we're going live. Someone comes over to Hannah and is like, oh, my God, I love your necklace. Like, is that yours, or did you borrow it from, like, a brand? And, like, in my head, I was like. And I looked down at my hands because I had borrowed three rings from David Yurman, and I specifically wanted this, like, pinky ring. It was a little too big, but I was like, it's fine. Like, I'm like, I'll be fine.
It looks good.
I look down, gone. I. I start cold sweating because I'm like, I'm gonna have to give David Yurman my first child, my unborn child in my stomach right now. Like, I'm gonna have to give him this child. Like, I am freaking out. A woman, like, who. I don't know if she works for Vanity Fair or. I mean, she must have. She was standing right there, and she heard me say, oh, my God, I lost my diamond ring. And she goes, I think someone at security found it. I heard someone saying, like, we found a diamond ring. Whatever. Let me go check. She goes and checks. She comes back and she's like, okay, I think they security has your ring. But small problem. There's another woman here who is claiming. Claiming that it's her ring. And I'm like, okay. I go, so what do I have to do? And she was like, describe to me what it looks like. And I'm like, it's a pinky ring. It's diamond. It's David Yurman. It has, like, their signature band. It's like, flat top. She's like, okay, let me go back.
You're selling it. You're, like, obsessed with it. Gorgeous. So I bought, like, a billion dollars.
Like, you got to get it. Security guard comes over, and he's like, I don't know if you heard, but someone else is claiming that they lost a diamond ring and that this is their ring. Can you please describe it to me? And I'm like, okay. So I describe it again, and he looks at me, and he's like, yeah, this is your ring, not this other woman's. Takes it out of his pocket and hands it to me. And so this all happened, literally. And then they're like, in five, four. And I'm like, oh, my God.
I'm gonna put this in the newsletter because I took a crazy video when I got home that night.
Yeah.
Because they lent you jewelry. I'm wearing a diamond necklace.
Yeah.
And I've never worn an expensive necklace like this. I couldn't get it off.
Do you know, like, when I couldn't do the clasp.
The clasps on some of these, like, really? They make sure that, like, it'll not fall off. And I have my new nails, but I'm telling you, it wasn't my nails.
You should have just come to my room.
I. I could. True. I couldn't figure out because it's like, you have to press down on two things. You have to spread it open. Then there's a lat that was, like, twisted. I could.
So I am, like, that's having sex with me. Press down on these two things.
Specifically, like, a frat guy trying to finger someone. I was on someone's thigh. No one was. Nothing was getting open or turned on. So I. I knew my stylist. Like, I can't just go on because we had to fly in, like, three hours. I'm like, I can't go on the plane with this. And, like, she'd. So I. I send her a video, and I'm like, high tab with them. It's not coming off. Let me show you. Exactly. I'm telling her. I'm like, I'm doing everything you're saying it's not coming off. Yeah. And 30 minutes later, I got it off.
Oh, my God.
Also, one piece of drama.
Yeah.
We were able to get to the carpet. The good news is we got to go first. Where there was, like, no one else there because we were there really early. And we're taking the photos, it's going well. And then we go to, like, the second place where you take photos and suddenly no one has their cameras on us.
No, it's like all the cameras just went.
Turned right and I look to the.
Left and I'm like, someone really famous must have come in.
It was, well, Selma Blair, who's iconic, she does so much for Ms. And like, one of my best friends has Ms. And she's incredible. She has her service dog, who just so happens to be the cutest dog in the world.
And after us on the car park.
So I literally go, who the fuck? Oh, it's the cutest service dog in the world. And then the photos, the dog is on its back. Every celebrity's petting the dog. So anyway, shout out to Selma Blair and her service dog. If someone's gonna take my thunder, it's them.
No, if someone was gonna take our thunder, I'm glad it was a canine. Let's start with Hailey Bieber. Oh, God, that was crazy. Hearing Hailey Bieber yell your name from the line. I was like, I stopped out of my tracks.
Well, I. It's become such of a bit that I've like, disassociated from it where I'm like, it's obviously a bit like, yeah, is not my best friend. And then now I'm like, is Hayley my best friend?
I think she is. Her and I meeting each other was exactly how it felt when, like, your friend brings. Brings home. I was going to say, brings home someone and is like, this is my other friend. And you're like, where are you from? What do you do?
Yeah. So for people who don't. Didn't see it, which, like, I blacked out too. But with these interviews, like, they'll be like, can you go on? If people can't, they just do the carpet and leave.
Yeah.
Haley yells my name and I'm in the middle of an interview, so I'm like, what's going on? Yeah, she does the carpet, comes, comes back. And I do have to say about Haley, like, she's busy. She's a mother.
She also.
She just jumps in our interview. And it was one of those moments where I think I was nervous because I know she loves me, but then I don't know really why.
Yeah.
So then I'm just like, don't do anything weird. Even though we don't know how we got here, but, like, don't I. Like, if I do one thing, she'll not love me anymore. So I was free. I was scared. You Were the cool one during that interview. Like, you were like, what's up? Nice to meet you.
Like, I was like, that's my friend. She's like. She's socially awkward and weird, so thank.
You for making her feel like she belongs. Thanks for being nice to her.
Well, I complimented her skin, and I know that if you want to get on my good side, you say, wow, your skin looks really good today.
Even if you're breaking out.
Yeah.
Even if you have a hive.
Yeah. I'm like, oh, my God.
What did you. That's your first time meeting Haley in person. What is your. Like, truly.
I'm not even just saying this because she legit has a skincare and, like, makeup line. She radiates in person. That's what I wanted to say about Kim Kardashian.
Like, oh, yeah.
I didn't see her walk in, but I felt the energy in the room shift. Like, you could.
She floated.
You could legitimately feel it. And I was like, I feel like someone really famous just walked in because everything feels different. And I turned around, and she literally glided.
Yeah.
Like, across.
She glowed.
Her face is just so stunning in person. I was like, very starship.
I actually kind of missed her because it went by so fast. But, yeah, I. The thing with Haley is I love people seeing, like, she's just a girl. Like, she's a girl's girl. She just wants to giggle.
Everyone's just girl.
She literally came over because she's like, you guys are giggling. Can I giggle with you?
Yeah. It was, like, it wasn't as stuffy and pretentious and, like. And, like, weird as I thought it was gonna be. The energy was actually, like, super chill, super fun. Like, everyone was like, yeah, like, Sofia Richie. Amazing. I feel, like, loved her dress.
We've.
We vibed with her really well.
She, like, reminds me of, like, a girl I went to high school with.
Yes. You know, I do just say, lois was watching my little cousin and your niece. My little niece. Sorry. She's my twin. She's not my niece.
No, she's your child.
They sent me a video. Coco Jones came up.
Yeah.
And she's wearing this beautiful yellow dress. So Lois thought she was a Disney princess. And Jeannie goes, do you like Hannah's dress? And she goes, no, I like the yellow one.
She's like, no.
Lois was loving the fashion.
No.
And Lois thinks you're a princess. She calls you Princess Paige.
When I first met Lois, she, like, I could tell she wanted to touch my legs. Like, I could tell she, like, didn't know it tights elsewhere, you know. And I, and I could see her like looking and I was like, you can touch it. And she like touched it and she like looked up at me like, oh my God, like so fancy.
And I was like, she's like, hannah never does this stuff.
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Also, I think I'm best friends with Lil Nas X.
No.
Why was he so fun? Because I. He's the kind of guy that, like.
Did you guys almost make out?
Like, yeah, he's so funny online. But you know those people who are so funny and cool online that like, in person, like, they're busy. He literally was down to clown with us and then we saw him inside and he was just like dancing. Yeah.
I was like, we knew we'd find you on the dance floor. And he was like, you better get on it. And I was like, I literally would die. Also, Jay Ellis, the guy that I said was best dressed when he. When you were like, are you married? And he was like, yeah, are you? And you were like, yeah. And he was like, why are we having this conversation? Basically, here's the thing. I love when a man is in a good outfit, there's not so much variation that the men can do. Like they're all in tuxes, they're all in suits. And so, like I appreciated his jacket and I liked that he did like the sunglasses with it. So I was like, I never do this, but I think you have like a really nice outfit on.
I met Bowen Yang for the first time. I've never met him before with Matt Rogers, who I've it.
I need to go on last call Teresa's yesterday. Like, I need a. I need a proper 60 minute sit down with those two men. Because the yapping, the. We immediately were like, who are each other in the duo? Like I am Matt and you are Bowen. Like, it's like, it was so clear.
But I have to say, like, they are so cute. So talented. The T is that my friend Hailey. Not Hailey Bieber. Hailey. Nicola, who you guys all know from my Bachelorette and who listens to every episode of Giggly Squad. Shout out. Haley, what's up? I know you're talking back to me like I'm talking to you and freaking everyone out in the subway. So she bartended with him back in the day.
With Bowen?
No, with Matt.
Oh, my God.
They work together. Wait, so it's just like such a cool circle moment.
What a New York City like thing.
Yes. Also, Emelia de Moldenberg has been, like, so supportive of us since day. Since. With my comedy since day one.
Actually, I want to say. I want to bring something up about that. So supportive of us. Kelty from E. News in the shout out. Kelsey, so supportive. Like, it's very rare that you meet women in your industry, no matter what your industry is, that are, like, actively supportive. Like, Kelsey DM to me, like, before and was like, good luck today. And I was like, good luck to you today. Like, never forget that when, like, women do that.
We really want to ask Jesse Eisenberg and Nate Bargetzi about tampons. We didn't because we were respecting the balance. I know, mate. From, like, the comedy world.
Okay.
Do you know his dad was a. Is a magician.
Okay.
And he opens for him on tour.
You're kidding me.
No.
What kind of magic?
I don't know. Shout out. David Blaine. You guys have never done David Blaine? YouTube. That's what you should do tonight.
You know what? There's actually, like, a couple years ago, there was a magic show in New York City that everyone was like, did.
You go to the magic show? Wait, I remember I did it once. Yeah. It was, like, hard to get a table. It was hard to get.
Everyone was, like, going there on dates.
My wallet disappeared and people would always.
Be like, did you, like, have you gone and seen it? And I was like, no, because I was fudgeing cool in high school. Like, what are you talking about? No, I didn't go to the magic show.
Also, side note, don't love the animals. What? Are the rabbits okay?
Yeah.
Did the rabbit want to be a part of the show? Is the rabbit getting paid?
Not a single dove is there being compensated.
Yeah, these doves are too pretty. Like, what is the labor laws for the doves?
No.
Look at us trying to.
Kaphi had labor laws the other day as she Should. She didn't do us goddamn thing. She wasn't even. They were like, actually, we don't need her in the shot. And I was like, okay, I don't care. She doesn't care either.
Like, I do have to say, daphne in a green room at Radio City.
No.
Passed out, loving life, had her own chair and glam team.
If I'm ever like, what's the energy I want to bring to the function? It's Daphne in a green room. It's like, I need my own chair and I might fall asleep.
We're just. This whole pod is just us name dropping. But that's. This is the pod to do it, right?
Yeah. I mean, we didn't become friends with any of them, so it's not like. Trust us, we're not different.
We're not different.
We don't know who the fuck we are.
No one gave us their numbers.
No one was like, you guys are really cool. Let's hang out.
The only one. Cassie David.
Yeah, well, that's our girl.
That's our girl. Wait.
Rachel Zegler, actually, can you redeem me for a second? Said to me, paige, Hannah and I are friends. And I know she embarrassed you when she yelled my name, but I actually do like her. And I was like, okay, I'm just looking out for you.
So we did it for two hours. My feet.
No. I couldn't stand gushing blood. And I'm like, okay, we're at, like, the coolest party of the century. Like, we should stay. And then I was like, oh, but everyone's human. And my feet hurt, so I have to go home.
I do have to say, I've never respected you more. We're at this party, by the way. We're dead sober. But, like, I'm just in my people watching era. Like, it was crazy. Yeah. I got to see Coco Gauff, which was, like, big for me.
No. Yeah, you yelled at her in the line.
I did yell at her. Security. So we're as friends now. No, she actually was really. Because we have a mutual friend. And whatever it was, it was a moment. You were like, let's get out of here. And I was like, I can stay longer. But we did have a flight in three hours.
Yeah, I was like, I have to pack. I have to go home. My crush of the whole party didn't get to meet him.
Oh, you're. You're putting it out there.
You're manifesting Brandon Skelner. I don't know if that's how you say his last name. He's in a. Then I was like, wait, I know him from something else. He's in this. This is. No, it ends with us. He plays Atlas. But I was like, no, I know him from another show. He's from the Show I watched, 1923, which is like the prequel to Yellowstone.
When you watched the show, were you into him?
A hundred percent. But I, like, never knew his name. And then I saw him and it ends with us. And I was like, oh, yeah, he's so fucking hot in person. This man is tall. I was not expecting it. I literally, my whole body, like, shut down when I saw him. I was like, that's the hottest guy I've ever seen.
So this is what's interesting coming from you because he's light eyes, light hair.
I know.
Which you like a guy with, like, a good jawline.
I like a strong jaw. He's not a blonde.
I think when he was growing up, he was a blond. That's what's giving.
Whatever. I think he's so good looking. I think he's a great actor.
Did you try to find him at all?
I did.
I feel like you didn't put any effort into it.
No, I put.
He also was, like, waiting for something.
He was, like, waiting to take his pictures. But I didn't, like.
No, but, like, he could have gone. He was, like, waiting for his publicist or something. Yeah, he was standing there for a long time. Yeah. And I was like, is he trying to talk to you? But you were gone. You left. At one point. You. You. It was like after the rehearsal, you left and I was just standing there and I was like, sorry, she left. And then he was asking about you. No, Hannah.
I just got really upset. No, I will say I did go home and, like, try and look him up on Instagram. I don't think he has an Instagram.
Well, that's like. That's hot.
I was like, wait, that's so fucking hot.
Anyway, so that was your crush of the night.
So that was my crush of the night.
Who was your best dressed?
Okay. My best dressed of the Oscars was Felicity Jones. She was wearing this, like, silver. It almost looked like wet dress that had, like a bow. I loved that. And then my best dressed at Vanity Fair, controversial people. A lot of people didn't like it. I loved Zoe Kravitz. I love.
Oh, yeah. You would look so good in that.
Dress with the little peekaboo, like, butt.
And the polka dots.
Fun.
Yes.
Another one. People weren't loving Kim Kardashians. I Liked it.
Oh, yeah.
I thought she looked great. Who else did I like? Who was the girl? Zoe Deutsch. When she came in, she was, like, one of the first people we saw. Yeah, she just, like, radiated. I thought her dress was cool.
Wait, we met Chrissy Teigen and John Legend. Yes. And I made a good comment.
What'd you say?
I looked at John Legend and I said, has anyone ever told you you have a really good voice? And they. And he laughed.
He did giggle. I told him his outfit was giving Dune. And Chrissy was like, ugh. I know.
She's so funny. So funny, the two of them. But they love. Like, you could tell they have so much fun together.
You can tell they like each other.
You can tell in a relationship when, like, you talk to them that they're disconnected or, like, they just had a fight in the Uber. Yeah. They, like, are in on every joke together. Like, I love.
Like, they're, like, friends.
Yes. You know, and they've known each other for fucking ever. They've been through so much.
I like them together a lot.
I know. No one asked. Let me give you my best dressed. We had. Sorry. Something came out my throat. Lymphatic drainage just worked.
It was. God. Being like, we don't care about. Your best dressed is.
Shut up. Stop. I'm obsessed with Schiaparelli. I. Ariana Grande's dress. I couldn't get my eye off of it. No way. You didn't like it?
No, I actually. I did like it, and I thought it was, like, that was perfect for the movie she's promoting.
Yeah.
Okay, look, I know I talk a lot of. About musicals because, like, they're not for me specifically, I feel. Oh, Cynthia Erivo's Vanity Fair dress, I loved. I thought it was so cool.
She was there. We missed her. Yeah, it was.
I feel really bad for the Wicked Girls.
So there's this thing where one. I don't think. I don't know who's voting. I forget. It's not the Academy. Or maybe it is the Academy.
Yeah, no, yeah, it's the Academy.
It is fine at the Academy. They don't respect musicals. There's also something about if your movie does too good, it's considered less cool. So. Honestly. But look, I'm gonna be honest. It's about the nomination. Awards is a shit show. Like, it's. There's so many politics and random things and this happens. And press.
I mean, so happy for Mikey Madison. But, like, yeah, that is what the substance is about.
Yeah.
That was like, that. I Just feel like. Is kind of so insane. It's like. Okay, so Demi Moore literally lost to, like, a younger version of herself.
It's funny, with the Oscars, I feel like they either either give it to, like, the up and coming, or they give it to the older person who should have won it before, but they didn't give it to them. I was rooting for Demi and Cynthia.
Yeah, I was rooting for them too, Mikey.
Now, like, I'm so excited to see what she's gonna do and leverage and all the different roles she's gonna have.
No, she's gonna.
She's clearly like, a chameleon. Also, her name's Mikey, which is just, like, really cool.
I wonder if that is her real name. Yeah. Is that, like, her real.
No, it's Michelangelo.
Wait, in an interview. Michelangelo at some point. Oh, and also, yes, of course, I did Hannah spray tan for Vanity Fair. But let me tell you what this woman did to me. She came. You. You're the woman.
If. I mean this woman. Look me in the eye. You.
Hannah came to me the night before, okay? And I said, I can. I can touch up your spray tan. All I need you to do is exfoliate. I brought. I have exfoliator. If you need to come to my room and get it, you may.
I don't believe in exfoliation.
Shower prior to coming.
It's like Bluetooth. I don't believe in it.
So she shows up to my room, sweaty, splotchy, splotchy. She goes, I didn't exfoliate. Is it bad if I don't? And I was like, okay. I mean, I'm just.
I also was dealing with the pregnancy at the time.
Okay, so was I. Okay, so was I. Neither of us are pregnant.
We were so excited until the Gigglers were both pregnant.
No. Hannah's, like, coming up with scenarios like, wait, this is actually gonna be perfect. I'm like, I. Like, I know for 100 fact I'm not pregnant. So you come to me splotchy. I'm, like, trying. She's like, look, it's only chest up. Is, like, all I have to do. I didn't even really have to do her arms, but as I'm doing it, like, I can see the splotches, you know?
I'm like, you're just making certain parts darker. Yeah.
I'm like, this is not my best work. I'm trying to buff it out. Like, I'm trying to do anything.
I love when you take your paintbrush out.
Yeah, you love when I take My.
Paintbrush out because she's so focused.
Okay, we're done. We go to bed. We wake up the next morning, I'm petrified to text you because I'm like, I know that hairspray tan looks. Looks crazy.
And you know that I haven't even checked it.
Yeah, but you woke up and it was actually. You showered and it was fine and it looked great.
No, you never have failed with a spray tan. You're incredible. I think you should launch your own spray tan line.
But I'm just saying, honestly, one day I. I think I should.
And I think you know how to do it. Right. I think it should come with one of your paintbrushes. I've already thought about it.
Oh, my kit would be sick. Phenomenal.
Can't wait for the prince box on that.
What would we name it?
Painted by Paige.
Painted by Paige.
Okay. It's a little corny. Well, can I be in on it?
Yeah.
Okay. I'll be an investor.
Okay. It could just be painted.
Yeah, just painted.
Cute.
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Hello, this is Jenny from Red Room and I'm here to tell you that everyone's favorite Emmy award winning show, the White Lotus, is back on our screens this February. I for one am absolutely dying to immerse myself once again in the world of the White Lotus, starring Parker Posey and Patrick Schwarzenegger. And this time we are heading to Thailand. I love the show because of blends, glamorous surroundings, dark comedy and a bit of mystery. And if I'm honest, I've rewatched season one and two so many times with now that I'm ready for a new season. Season three is available to stream weekly without a contract with a NOW Entertainment membership or catch it on Sky Atlantic from February 17th.
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