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Hello, this is Jenny from Red Room, and I'm here to tell you that everyone's favorite Emmy award-winning show, The White Lotus, is back on our screens this February. I, for one, am absolutely dying to immerse myself once again in the world of The White Lotus, starring Parker Posey and Patrick Schwarzenegger, and this time we are heading to Thailand. I love the show because it blends glamorous surroundings, dark comedy, and a bit of mystery. And if I'm honest, I've rewatched Season 1 and 2 so many times with now that I'm ready for a new season. Season 3 is available to stream weekly without a contract with a Now Entertainment membership or catch it on Sky Atlantic from February 17th.

00:00:35

What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix the WiFi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

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I mean, the day just got away from me.

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Hello, my Galactic gigglers. This week is going to be out of this world. Sorry, that was so millennial. Grace is so mad right now.

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Wait, Grace is like, I've been spending too much time with Grace because everything I'm like, Oh, so millennial. And I love being a millennial.

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The call is coming from inside the house.

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I think it's just me being super self-aware. I'm like, Can't do that. That's millennial. Yes.

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See, I identify as Gen Z, so I'm allowed to call people out as millennial. But also, I love my little millennials. We've been through so much together. We've had a rough go of it. We've paved the way. We've had a super rough go. We've paved the way. We've had a super rough go. No, like 9/11 was so...

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You actually wrote something on the notes that's so millennial. I couldn't even believe you wrote it. What did I write? Aiden or Big. That's the most millennial thing I've ever seen. I was like, There's no way she's just jumping into the conversation now.

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By the way, 10 minutes ago, I go up to the page and I go, Have you tried this Charlotte Tilbury blush stick thing? It's so good. She's like, Yeah, we've known about it for four fucking years. Where the fuck have you been? I was like, Okay, I was just recommending a product.

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No, it is good. Charlotte Tilbury is great.

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It's good and it's fun to put on. No, I was talking to someone and they said something like, Well, yeah, big is so hot. And I go, Hot take. I wasn't into him. Yeah, he seemed busy, which I guess is hot. He had a driver. He was a loofe. Where were you driving all the time?

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No, I love that he had a driver. That gave rich.

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It gave rich. But I liked Aiden.

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You would. Here's the thing. When I first watched it in high school, we're on is probably eighth grade into high school, I was big. I was like, Obviously, it's big. Then when I was in college in my 20s, I'm like, She should have picked Aiden. Now that my frontal lobe is fully formed, I'm back to Big because, yeah, she could have picked Aiden, but she would have thought about Big every single day of her life. True for her.

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Yes, Big. Clearly, she hated Aiden. She could have.

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She left him for dead. She literally couldn't stomach him when he was fat. And so that says it all.

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Also, hot take, neither. Yeah, neither. Like, literally, there's more men in New York City. Why are we having to pick from two? That's what I always tell my friends when they're in a pickle. I said, There's more men in New York City.

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Wait, I just watched the Chris DiStefano stand up on Hulu. I have to watch it. You have to watch it because he has this joke about how once you have kids, all your other friends who don't have kids, their problems are so irrelevant. And he He has this joke where he was like, I was talking to this one girl, and she couldn't decide if she should break up with her boyfriend or not. I asked her, Do you have kids with him? She said, No. He was like, Kill him.

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You're single.

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What are we talking about? Just kill him. It's so true. If you really sit back and think, your problems could be so much more complicated. We overcomplicate them. If you aren't married, you weren't engaged, you don't have kids, light them on fire. Who cares? Yes.

00:03:59

Shout I went to Chris Estefano, who almost got me in trouble because he filmed us at the Knicks game, and I gave him the middle finger, and then he posted it, and it looked like I was giving the middle finger to a giggler, a random giggler who was filming me. I said, No, that was a comedian man who deserved it. He deserved it. It's his love language. And then he loves Giggly Squad. Who doesn't? Who doesn't. Then Chris was like, Oh, me and my co-hosts are going to be the Giggly guys. I was like, Don't make me get legal involved.

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No, literally, don't make me call my lawyer.

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Because we actually don't know how to do a legal battle, but Steven Small Claims Corp. Steven Corp. We were so excited to announce the Vanity Fair thing purely because we knew the gigglers would be pump the fuck up.

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We manifested that. We said, Where are the girls in the gaze on the red carpet? And Vanity Fair said, Hello.

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So we have to leave.

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I leave tomorrow.

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You leave tomorrow. I leave Wednesday for... This is my question. I got a spray tan a week ago. Can I get a spray tan again, even though this spray tan is not fully gone?

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Yeah, you just have to exfoliate it off.

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No. That sounds so intense.

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It's not as intense as you think it is.

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How do you know when it's off? My apartment's pretty dark. You just go by vibes. When you feel your Not to be sovrance, but when you get a little scared, you know it's right.

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Just get in the shower the night before you're going to get your spray tan.

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I don't have a lufo. What are we exfoliating with?

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Get an exfoliating mint and some Osea has a really good exfoliator.

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Yes, they do.

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That's the one I use. So get that shower.

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You have so many beauty accessories.

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Oh, my God.

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It's insane. It's insane. But no, we're excited about Vanity Fair. We've never been on a red carpet, and you bring people together. Never. I don't... Tell your truth.

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Tell me, tell my truth. I don't know if Vanity Fair is really ready. I think they need their legal team on standby. Definitely someone accompanying us on the carpet of like, Please don't say that. Because it's going to be silly.

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I do have to say a shout out to interviewers who do all these award shows because you have to know everything about everyone, every movie they've done, any reference, what they're wearing.

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I did ask that in the meeting. I said, No, if I forget a thing or two.

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But it's an after-party. They said that everyone's like, This is the last award show. They're just partying. It's like-We're just there for literal vibes. Vibes. Only bringing a certain energy to the function, which we don't I don't know what energy it's going to be yet.

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It's certainly not knowledge. I don't know if that's the energy we're bringing.

00:06:36

I feel like, Hey, can you guys stop giggling and ask literally one question?

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Yeah, one question that's important.

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I'm excited. I have no idea what I'm going to wear yet.

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Me neither, which is crazy. Ez Town, USA. I've never waited till the last minute for something more important in my life.

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Well, we've never... You've done a gown before. You did the Caroline Herrera.

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I did Oscar De La Renta.

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Oscar. Oscar. Oscar. Oscar De La Renta. Oscar. Oscar. I watched the SAG Awards to get us going last night. Get in the mindset. Live on Netflix. It was really good.

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Wait, let's talk about Timothée Chalamet's speech. Did you see that?

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Yeah, I have thoughts. You have thoughts. I have thoughts.

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I felt it in my bones that you were going to have thoughts and hot takes.

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Do you want to do yours?

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The only hot take I really had was... I thought it was a fine speech If a woman made that speech, there would be a very different news day today. It was the only thing I could really think.

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Let me preface this by saying I'm a huge Timothée Chalamet. We're huge. We love Timothée Chevrolet. Also, he's so New York, and as a New Yorker, I love him. When they said he won, he was like, Oh, yeah, what's good?

00:07:49

I'm a huge Him and Kylie fan. Him and Kylie.

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We support. I think he's been on this insane press tour and he's run out of things to say because he's actually really good in press. I think he also was a little off. Did you notice when he had to do his announcement, he messed it up and he goes, Should have made it to rehearsal. Maybe he was having a day. He's got to be tired. The wicked girls are holding on by a thread at this point. No.

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I It's a literal thread.

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I mean, they're duty garlanding themselves.

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Yeah, it's too much.

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It's like us on tour, we got it.

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I've never felt more aligned with the Wicked cast than I do right now.

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We We don't even have to hit any notes. No. We're not being chucked into this guy. So, Timothy, honestly, I loved how he started it. He was like, Let me just say, some people make it look effortless. It's not effortless, at least for me. I worked five years on this role. And then he stops and he goes, I just want to say, I'm here to be the greatest of all time. It was giving rapper. When a rapper says it, you're like, Yeah, respect.

00:08:52

He's the best player in the game.

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He was like, Yeah, I'm MVP. I'm here to be the best of all time. I'm not there yet. This is a step. I want to be Viola Davis, Marlon Brando, I want to be the best. And he walks out.

00:09:05

And he chucks his mic at the crowd.

00:09:07

Fuck all you untalented fucks, I'm better than all of you. But I do have to say with Timothée, I wish he had worded it like I'm so grateful for this award. This is so motivational for me to be the best I can be. And I'm so excited to keep working the hardest I can to be as great as I can be and fulfill my whatever just be like, Thank you guys so much. You got to have a little respect for the crowd. You're in front of Harrison Ford.

00:09:35

Yeah. Well, men can be a little cocky-er than women can be in an overall setting. Men can be an asshole and it'd be fine. Women can't be a bitch and it'd be fine.

00:09:46

This happened to me at Starbucks. I was waiting for my Starbucks, as one does, and this guy next to me is watching the woman make it, and he goes, less foam.

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Oh, never.

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But no one reacted. He was very normal. He was just like, Hey, less foam. No one reacted. I just thought if a woman had said less foam, she would have been arrested.

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I would watch the Starbucks barista spit in my coffee. It's not even-It's handed to me and I would say, Thank you so much.

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We've all been there where I'm like, The color and shade of that macchiatto is going to ruin my day. But that's when you just say thank you and you move on. You move along. You take the L. But it's like, if he just added a please, or Excuse me, can you add more foam? Thank you so much.

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So sorry.

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He literally just goes, More More foam, no, no, no, no, Just a middle-aged white dude.

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Yeah, like 30s, 40s.

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This is my thing with Timothée. Then I thought about it again because I was upset. He's manifesting. I know some comedians will write on their promotion. They'll be like, your favorite comedian, or that thing, because people start thinking, oh, that's my favorite comedian. It's like you say it to people and then people start believing it. So him, he literally was manifesting by saying, I want to be the greatest of all time. I just don't say that to your therapist.

00:11:14

I'm not as mad at it. Really, the only thought I had was like, he can say that. He can say that other people wouldn't... It wouldn't have been as well received. If Nikki Glazer got up after hosting and being said, I want to be the best host of all time for all of the award shows, people would be like, Okay, you did one and you did good. Chill out.

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Or like, Yeah, keep it in your brain. There was no need for it. It does remind me, though, which one of my favorite speeches of all time was Snoop Dogg when he goes, I want to thank me for getting me there. We're like, No girl can ever do that.

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No, we could never.

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There was one tennis girl that was like, I want to thank me, and it was really cute, but everyone was like, Okay, calm down.

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No, not to bring it back to me. Mean. But going through a breakup, half my comments are like, You got where you are because of a man, which is the craziest thing ever, but you can't credit yourself.

00:12:11

This is my thing. As a tennis player, I was always coached, and did I always do it? No. But I was told, speak with your racket. There's a lot of trash talk. There's a lot of saying, I'm better than you. You deserve this, whatever. Speak with your racket. And for him, it's like, speak with your talent, which he has. I love him. He's the most humble, funny, cute guy. I think he just was feeling himself that moment. It's just in front of all the most talented other actors.

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It felt like I'm coming to be better than all of you sitting here.

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It felt like he was like, I'm going to be better than all of you. Just watch me. It was a very rap video. Yeah, it was. Which, you know what? New York, your shit out. But let's keep an eye on him. Yeah. That's what I'll say about that. Side note.

00:12:55

Maybe he'll come to us at Vanity Fair.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. I don't know. He's going to look at me and be like, You're the worst interviewer of all time.

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No, we support- I just think it was unnecessary because I actually think he can be one of the greatest of all time. Well, that was the thing, too. That's right. I was like, No, you are on your road to the greatest of all time. You are amazing. Okay.

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Side note, just some tea. Fran Drescher comes up and I'm like, I miss her. What is going on with her? Because she's the President of SAG, which is a really tough job. I googled it. The first thing I see is, you know her high school boyfriend, she married for 20 years and he came out as gay?

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If you see the photos, you're like, Mom.

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Wait, I didn't-Fran, that's on you.

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Open your eyes, Fran. If I had a nickel, And they're best friends, obviously.

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Yeah.

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They're not still married.

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No, but they were together for 20 years, and then he came out as gay.

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But she's remarried, right?

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Yes, I believe so. But she found out because a tabloid was exposing him.

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Wait, that's fucked up. One, that a tabloid exposed him. But two, I don't see it as a loss. Not at all. I mean, it's like you lived 20 years with your best friend. Yeah.

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Do you know what they call it on the Gen Z These are calling it? What? Grace, correct me if I'm wrong, a violet relationship. Lavender.

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Periwinkle?

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I was so close. A lavender relationship, which is fucked up because people see couples online instead of... Because I guess it's not socially acceptable to be gay. They just write lavender relationship.

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I mean, if I had a nickel, if I had a literal nickel for all the gay men I've dated.

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I'm only attracted to very toxic straight men. I feel like life would have been easier.

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I love a toxic gay. I'm obsessed with a toxic gay.

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Some girls always end up with gay guys, which is like, I'd love to know the science behind it. Is there dad gay?

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I'd also love to know the science behind it.

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How did you get there? Are there some girls who like a tinge of gay.

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I think it's because it's deep down, I know you don't even like women, so I know you don't like me. You're the ultimate challenge.

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I do have to say when I see a hot gay, I'm so turned on because I'm like, You hate me. You loathe how I was born. That is my biggest fucking turn on. Also, I think it's my own insecurities because I'm the gayest straight girl ever. I want a man to make me feel like a little dainty girly flower without having to change myself. That's why I've dated Like, gorillas? Yeah. But then for you, I think you're so girly that you can handle more girly man, and you still are girlier than him.

00:15:38

Wait, I feel the same.

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See, if I'm with the girly man, I'm like, What's up, bro?

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No, I feel like my new vibe is ultra, ultra-masculine. Yes. I need it. Yes. That's what I'm looking for.

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Are you putting feminine energy out there?

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I think I'm very much in my feminine energy right now.

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Are you sleeping on the right side of the bed?

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I sleep on the right side of the bed.

00:15:59

Okay, then you should be good.

00:16:00

Everything points to, I'm going to be okay, but who truly ever knows? Actually, one of the girliest things that I wrote down was I had a pimple last week that literally ruined my social life. It was It was so traumatizing. But I figured out two things that I was like, I can't wait to tell the gigglers. Okay, so I had this really bad pimple. I'd popped it, but it wasn't going away. I took my Lumify eye drops, put it on my pimple.

00:16:30

Wait, you were doing a full- No, stem. Womanman in stem.

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Yeah, I was like, I have concoctions that I've just made up. Put my lumify eye drops, redness immediately went away. Then I took neosporin because I had dried it out so badly that the skin around the pimple was dried and crackling, and I just looked a mess. I mean, it was my fault because I attacked it.

00:16:50

You were at the end of the substance.

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Truly. Then I put neosporin on it, literally gone the next day.

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You want to be a dermatologist so bad. So bad. Wait, that's incredible.

00:17:01

Yeah, so I was like, I have to tell the girls. Two non-skincare products, and Lumify is probably going to email me and be like, Please, you not. This is not for skin care.

00:17:10

Girls are going to end up in the hospital.

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They're like, I drank my Lumify.

00:17:16

No, you guys, we're going to say it again, and we shouldn't have to say this. We are not doctors. Also, you were in Miami and you were going out to dinner with people who were not me.

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I knew you were going to bring this up.

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I don't mean it in a negative way. I just want to know, how was it?

00:17:30

Okay. I went to Miami. I got to Miami on Thursday.

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Because dinners could be hard.

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I went to dinner Thursday night, but low-key. Then I had to work a literal 13-hour day on Friday. I did that, and one of my girlfriends came to Miami with me, and I was driving back to the hotel after my workday, and I was like, Alexa's literally on drugs if she thinks I'm going out with her tonight. That's crazy.

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I was so surprised to see you.

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I'm getting home, I'm showering, I'm putting my pajamas on. Mind you, I had a 07: 00 AM flight Saturday morning. I was like, I I can't go out.

00:18:01

But did you have full glam?

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I had full glam.

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Okay, so that factors into it.

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I walked into the apartment. She said one sentence, and I was like, Okay, I'll come with you. She's in sales. She's in sales. She really got me. She got me good. This was like an Ogie, Paige, went out till 3: 00 AM, got back to my hotel, slept for one hour, got up, went to the airport. If anyone saw me at the Miami airport on Saturday No, you didn't.

00:18:32

No, you literally didn't. Back to the OG days when we drive to the Hamptons on a Thursday, and you'd be just in sunglasses about to puke. I was like, What did you do Wednesday night?

00:18:42

I walked through the Miami airport with a hat on and sunglasses, not because I wanted to be cool. My eyes were crossed. I literally couldn't see in front of me.

00:18:53

And you used all your eye jobs on your pimples.

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I was like, I have no lumify because it's literally on my skin. I felt I was like, I sat there waiting to board, and in my head, I was like, Paige, you're almost 33. Why don't you figure it out? But I had so much fun. I literally needed it. Hot take.

00:19:11

I want the Miami airport to be better. Because when I go to Miami, I love Miami. The airport, I don't know if it's because they don't pay income tax. I don't know what the science is. I don't know what it is. But they've left it for debt.

00:19:23

Miami Airport gives that there is a casino in the vicinity, and there is not.

00:19:30

Miami Airport gives everyone retired, and they're in Boca right now who ran it.

00:19:34

It feels like I lost all my money. It feels like- You can't even walk.

00:19:40

There's nowhere to stand. Walk?

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There's nowhere to eat. Nowhere to eat. I'm sorry. I'm not getting a tuna fish sandwich from subway at 7: 00 AM in the Miami airport.

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I bought three of those little things of olives, which was a bad choice, but I panicked, and I was shoving olives in my mouth for a snack. No, there's nothing. So, yeah, we We travel to a lot of horrific airports. Miami, you could do better.

00:20:04

Miami can do way better.

00:20:06

I know we're cocky because we have fancy LaGuardia and Newark, which took years off our lives.

00:20:13

We're New York City, as we should have the greatest airports because you can fly from New York to anywhere because it's the best city on the planet.

00:20:23

We take it for granted. We take it for granted. I'll be somewhere and I have to fly somewhere else. They were like, You can't. I'm like, It's a plane. No, wait.

00:20:30

It's a plane. I didn't realize that until I spent so much time in the south. I was like, Oh, and I'll just get a flight to here. And they're like, No, you can't. I'm like, What?

00:20:40

That's why we drive five hours to places because there's no direct flights.

00:20:43

No. And I'm not stopping. One thing about me. I'm not stopping.

00:20:47

I'm not doing a connecting flight. No. I emotionally can't handle it.

00:20:52

But we don't deal with it that much because we live in New York. But yeah.

00:20:57

Even though planes have been falling out of the sky, I've had I have this real, if it's meant to happen, it's meant to happen vibe about it. I was on a flight yesterday, and these two... Talk about karma. This one woman in the front, you're supposed to check her bag. She gets away with it somehow, and I watch her get around the guy, and she doesn't have to check her bag. Gets there, they're like, Ma'am, you got to check her bag. Then the bathroom starts to flood, and she's in the first row, and the rug that you're on is literally getting wet. I'm sitting there just watching this and she's losing her mind. I was like, That's what happens when you don't check your bag. When you don't check your bag.

00:21:36

Here's the thing. I'm listening to what the airport people tell me to do because I don't work here. Who am I to decide?

00:21:44

Can I say one more You're not listening to the talk about male pilots? Yeah.

00:21:47

I can't get off a plane anymore. Now, every time I get off a plane, I think they've listened to Giggly Squad. They know I am Giggly Squad. So when they say, Thank you, have a nice day, I'm like, I feel like you put a little I'm going to have an extra oomph on that one for me.

00:22:01

Side note, why do they feed you like you're in Little League? I do not need pretzels and a cheese steak. Give me hummus. Give me popcorn. Give me something nice. I don't know.

00:22:15

A. We love the marketing girlies at any company. The marketing girls run the country. They really do. What is commerce? Marketing, I don't know what it is, but it's the girls our age. What's going with the disconnect from airlines, their food, and brands? Because why there hasn't been a Chipotle collab on the fucking airplane? I don't get that. Where are we missing?

00:22:45

I feel like there was a Shake Shack one, and people were complaining, I don't want my airplane to smell like a cheeseburger. I said, I will pay money.

00:22:51

For my airplane to smell like a cheeseburger. I'll pay extra money. It was a limited time, limited flights. No, I want to get on an airplane and feel like, Oh, shit, this This is going to be so fun because I can literally order whatever from... They need to step that up and off.

00:23:06

I'm not asking for much. What about a pop tart? Just a Smoors pop tart.

00:23:12

I'm not asking for the craziest thing.

00:23:14

I don't want mustard pretzels at 7 AM.

00:23:16

No.

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Or they're either too healthy or too unhealthy.

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Do you know what I mean? No. I don't need a quinoa with a taragon sauce. It's a literal brick.

00:23:23

Get the fuck out of here. It's literally that, or it's the saltiest 500 calories two pretzels you've ever seen. Anyway, I'm not happy about it. Anyway, that's why... Oh, I have one more note. If you're a pilot, don't practice your material on me on the plane. When it's 8 AM and these guys start trying their one-liner, start your own podcast or crash the plane. I don't want to be a part of this. It's 8 AM and I want to be asleep and not worry about things. Sometimes they're really... The only Do you think the people that could be funny are actually the Steward-Eye. Because they're these pissed off women are gays. They can be funny. Absolutely. One more question. I have a lot of thoughts. I'm immersed in tipping culture right now?

00:24:15

I know what you're going to say. Have you ever tipped the stewardess?

00:24:19

We literally have to tip an iPad, but no one ever tips a stewardess when they're literally waking people up, which they shouldn't. That should be illegal. But they're I'm going to talk about one-on-one.

00:24:31

Yeah. My flight to Italy, I tipped my stewardess.

00:24:35

Did she go down on you?

00:24:38

No, I think if you're doing an overnight eight-hour, you've fed me two meals, I'm going to throw you a 20.

00:24:45

Wait, now I'm upset. Do they stand there when you're walking off because they want to be tipped? I've never seen a tip.

00:24:51

No.

00:24:52

But then sometimes I wonder, am I insulting someone if I give them a $5 bill? Yeah. If you're tipping, you're throwing a I think for anything.

00:25:01

Also, who has the cash? Who has the cash? My dad. If you have a question in your head, should I tip this person? And I don't know how much. It should just be a $20 bill, I think.

00:25:13

So I had this guy driving me around from my Alabama shows who I loved. I'm obsessed with this man. At the end, I was like, I don't have any cash. Can I Venmo you? Then he's like, I don't have Venmo. And I was like, no problem. I'll zell you. And I get out of the car, try to zelle him. It doesn't work. Text him. Hey, how can I pay you? Cash I tried to download Cash app. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. You have to put your card in.

00:25:34

Okay, actually, this weekend in Miami, all the Bellmen, I'm bringing my bags up and stuff. I'm like, I have no cash. Can I Venmo you? Everyone takes Venmo now in a tipping sense.

00:25:44

It's good, but it's so much more intimate to have to Venmo. Where cash is there.

00:25:50

It was such a beauty. It's like, Now I have your phone number? Did I need it?

00:25:54

I don't want to see that you Venmoed your friend for a Long Island Ice Tea last week. Now I have to be friends with you for a Venmo can be invasive. But it is good if you're bored.

00:26:03

When random people friend you on Venmo, I'm like, this is like, it's inappropriate.

00:26:08

It's inappropriate, but if you're dating a new guy, find his Venmo and just, you'll learn more about him than if you're just scrolling his Instagram for sure.

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00:28:30

Chris, what are you up to on Venmo?

00:28:32

You want to check?

00:28:33

Yeah. Yeah, let's see what your latest emojis were. While you check, I'm going to do an egg freezing update because that seems appropriate. Oh my gosh.

00:28:41

Thank you for editing, going to get a haircut, more grings.

00:28:46

Oh, you pay your barber through Venmo? Yeah. Okay.

00:28:54

He's got a guy. I love when guys have a guy. How often? You get weekly?

00:28:58

Yeah, what are you at? Weekly Shape Up? Things are going all right now. I'm bumping back up the weekly. No, I've realized I only want to date men who have a weekly shape up.

00:29:10

Chris, on your birthday, we're going to get a guy to come and give you a haircut during the pot, okay?

00:29:14

Wait, I love that.

00:29:15

Chris just got so excited.

00:29:17

I literally love that.

00:29:18

This is what dreams are made of. How are your eggs doing? Are they scramble? Are they sunny side up?

00:29:25

It's a process. It's like a full... There were definitely things where I was like, Oh, that's more extensive than I thought, or, Oh, that's way easier than I thought. So I went for my appointment. I had to do a blood test. I had to do an ultrasound. Did that. Everything came back normal. Then I did a Zoom with the doctor where he just explained more things in detail. And now I have to go- Did you listen? I did. I listened. Did you take notes? I actually asked a couple of questions, and he said, Good question. Good question. I said, Mmm. Good start. A plus. So now I have to go and do just a quick appointment with the nurse to teach me how to do the shot. And then once I get my next period, I call them and I say, Hey, I have my period. And then I go in and I get my shots.

00:30:14

You get more shots.

00:30:15

So I get the shots that will be 10 to 12 days, and you do them while you have your period. Then when you're done with the shots, you go in for your egg retrieval, which is only 15 minutes. Which I just had no... You are asleep. You're under anesthesia, but what they call local anesthesia, I think. You're breathing on your own. You're not incubated.

00:30:41

Wait, so you're... Sorry, you're doing your own shots.

00:30:43

You do your own shots.

00:30:44

But then when you have your period, they come in.

00:30:46

No, no, no. You always do your own shots.

00:30:48

Okay, but you don't have to do it until you have your period. Yes.

00:30:51

So I'm going in for them to teach me how to do it. Got it. And then once I get my period and I'm ready for them- So you only do shots for a week? You can do them for 10 to 12 days. It's all individualized. Got it. Then you sign this whole consent form and all this, whatever. The one thing I just didn't think about until I saw it was there's a question on the consent form that's like, Okay, and if anything happens to you, what would you like us to do with your eggs? So the options are, discard them. Scramble. If you're married, do you want to give them to your spouse? Like, Would he make a baby with your eggs? Would you want to donate them?

00:31:35

I hate these future questions. I'm like, I literally don't know what I'm going to have for breakfast tomorrow.

00:31:40

Then it's like, How many years you want us to have them for? I just did the largest one.

00:31:46

I didn't know you had to pay to bank them. Yeah. They literally take up rent in New York City.

00:31:52

Yeah, I know you were paying it a rent.

00:31:52

Is it more expensive, I wonder, in New York City than somewhere else?

00:31:56

Well, it's probably legal in other places. I don't know. I don't know what the pricing is around the country. But I was like, wait, I don't know. I was like, I literally don't know. And she was like, look, we can always go back. You can always go back if you change your mind, if you do get married and you're like, yeah, if something happens to me, I would want him to have them. Part of me was like, why wouldn't want a child walking around and them not having me? That's crazy.

00:32:25

Or be like, why do I have these weird mental demons and my mom can't explain them to me?

00:32:30

But also, I'm like, if I had a sister and say she couldn't get pregnant, I would want her to have mine.

00:32:36

What if your brother's wife can't get pregnant?

00:32:39

Well, that would be incest. My brother's sperm I'm not making a baby with my egg. That would be so highly illegal.

00:32:49

I literally spent three days in Alabama.

00:32:53

You're like, Give it to... Well, gosh, you're on a page. Give it to your brother. He'll have a baby with it. I'm like, No, super, super Super illegal. Could not do that. Could not give my brother's wife my eggs.

00:33:06

I was thinking about my friend's, Becca, who's a lesbian. I was like, Do you want to use your brother's egg and put it in sperm? You guys, I don't understand any of it. No, I understand. I just haven't talked about it. I think it's so good that you're explaining this because we don't know the details unless you sit down. Also, I feel like our parents' generation, this wasn't as popular.

00:33:28

I love the place doing it. It's called extended fertility. The doctor is just so... They really do break it down of you're going to have these questions. You actually don't even know it yet. Here is like, first, let's do your blood test. Let's make sure everything. He said that I'm at a normal age for 32. And they can really... Can they say, yeah, you're definitely going to be able to have a baby? No. But they can give you the percentages of in a couple of years, how hard will it be for you to get pregnant? And if your eggs are 32 now, could you get pregnant at 42 with these 32-year-old eggs? Yeah, you definitely have a chance. So they really just break it down for you so nicely. They have a lot of information.

00:34:14

Yeah, it's funny. I don't know anything about my eggs. I say eggs, weird.

00:34:19

I don't know anything about them. You do say it like my mom. So I'm hoping that... Here's the other thing. Now I'm just waiting on my period.

00:34:25

Well, are we synced up? Because I'm supposed to have mine on Tuesday. When? Tuesday. Oh, fucker. Okay, don't be jealous.

00:34:33

Tuesday as in tomorrow?

00:34:35

Oh, yeah. I'm so PMSy right now. I cried. I'm crying over everything.

00:34:41

Well, here's what I'm manifesting. And recently, I've been praying to Saint Anthony because I feel like him and I are just boys for things that aren't even lost.

00:34:48

He's a little like 100% accuracy.

00:34:51

He's never failed yet. Do you want to know what I used him for last night? I ordered pasta, but they didn't have ravioli, but I wrote in the note, If you have ravioli, can I please I was like, I'm definitely not going to get ravioli. Then I said, Let me just say a prayer to Saint Anthony. And I said, Saint Anthony, please come around. Something's lost that must be found, and it's my ravioli.

00:35:08

Got ravioli in my order. Dealing with an Amber alert, and then he's like, Hold on one second. Pajda Sorbo needs ravioli.

00:35:14

He needs a ravioli in a spicy vodka sauce, and he came through. So I literally pray to him for things that he doesn't even specialize in.

00:35:21

Side note, no matter how good of a person you think you are, whenever we get an Amber alert, I'm like, I'm in the middle of a text. I'm in the middle of and you're going to frighten me with some six-year-old's bullshit. What did she do to deserve it?

00:35:37

Okay? No, and you want to know why? It's always the dad. It's like, let's just find where the fucking dad is before we all send a text. No, so I'm hoping that I get my period when we get back from Giggly Squad, last leg of our tour, because that would be ideal.

00:35:56

All the gigglers are in on it with you.

00:35:57

Yeah, so Manifest that I could Then because then I'll be home for the two weeks to do the shots.

00:36:03

Can I say the most fucked up joke that I'm not doing on stage? I did it once and it didn't get that good of a response, so then I lost confidence in it. It's really inappropriate. It might need to be cut. I want to do a joke about why getting older is better and how getting older is better because if you run into a pedophile, you're like, I'm safe. Because if you see any other man, you're scared unless he's a pedophile and you're like, phew.

00:36:28

Yeah. Wait, that You might have legs.

00:36:30

There's something there.

00:36:32

There's something there.

00:36:33

Yeah, pedophiles are really scary unless you're in your 30s and all the other men are scary. I didn't even get to all the things I've watched. Have you watched the Gabby Petito? I thought we were going to say the same thing.

00:36:46

Baby girl? No. I watched a show on Hulu this past weekend.

00:36:49

Okay, you start.

00:36:50

I watched a show on Hulu called Paradise. It's so freaking good. My guy from this is us, Sterling K. Brown. He plays. I love him. No, he's so in this. He plays the bodyguard of the President of the United States. But it's about the world ended, and now it's all these people that have survived and they're in. But they made a fake town, so it's like normal world.

00:37:14

I love a Apocalyptic stuff.

00:37:16

But it doesn't give apocalyptic of they're running around being zombies because I don't like that apocalyptic. It's been done. Yeah, I'm like, It's dusty, it's dirty. It's not for me. This is like they live in homes and they have shoes on.

00:37:28

I do feel like zombies are '90s grunge.

00:37:30

It's Charlie XCX. I've never been into a zombie, whatever. It's such a good show. There's only eight episodes, six are out right now. I don't usually like stuff like that, but it's a really good show.

00:37:46

I wasn't a fan. I don't think it was that well done of a movie. Do you remember the apocalyptic one with Julia Roberts and stuff? It was on Netflix. It was called The End of Something. When they couldn't see.

00:37:56

Oh, no, that was different. Oh, yeah.

00:37:58

But it was really bad.

00:37:58

But They all went to the Hamptons. Yes.

00:38:02

But the Hamptons were only 20 minutes away. It just didn't make sense. But then when all the Teslas started freaking out, and then when the big boat got turned, it started to scare me to be like, Are they warning us for something? We're sharing conspiracy theories.

00:38:19

Here's the other thing. I'm not fighting. I'll take myself out, please. Me and Daphne are, See you. I don't give a fuck.

00:38:29

Someone was talking about what are they called? Preppers who are prepping for the end of the world. And I was just thinking about, I'd really rather kill myself than talk to a doomsday prepper about Joe Rogan for 24 hours. No. You don't want to be stuck with people who are preppers.

00:38:44

Being in someone's basement eating a can of beans. Get out of here.

00:38:48

Unless they have pop tarts, I'm not coming. No. Okay, so you're familiar with the Gabby Petito case?

00:38:55

I am.

00:38:56

Because we're journalists. Thank you. So this If you're like, Oh, I remember when it happened, because it happened pretty recently, they have so much footage and interviews from Gabby's family of Gabby Petito. She falls in love with Brian Laundry. I think that's his name. Then they head to Florida. You got all these new details. His mom hated her. Kind of thing where she didn't like that she was taking attention from him, like real boy mom vibes. She even had sent him a note at the end being like, I would bury a body for you, all this stuff.

00:39:30

The mom?

00:39:31

Yes, a note basically being like, If you killed someone, I will protect you. I'll do anything you need. But Gabby, it shows how she started talking to her ex-boyfriend being like, I have to get out of this relationship. They show all the police footage when someone called in and was like, this man's hitting a woman. Then they ask her questions and he comes out and he's like, yeah, she's being crazy right now. I hope she talks good about me. Then she's like, sorry. She doesn't want to get him in trouble. So she's like, sorry. I hit him. Him. Because he had a scratch on him, and they were like, did you hit him?

00:40:02

You can hit a man.

00:40:04

Well, first of all, it's legal. But also no girl hits a man for no reason. But they literally put him in a hotel for domestic... Violence? No, for people who were domestic Oh. Victims, abuse victims, and she's stuck in the van because they think she did something. They could have saved her life that day.

00:40:23

Even if she did hit him because he pissed her off or whatever, I Have you ever been in a situation where you've looked at your boyfriend and you're just like, If you really did want to kill me right now, you could and there's nothing I could do.

00:40:36

My husband's ACL is torn and I feel like I could run away from him.

00:40:40

A hundred %. But in reality, he's 6'5. It really would be nothing you could do.

00:40:48

I mean, I thought it like I could kick him in the balls. I could poke his eye.

00:40:51

No, you'd have to squirm and figure it out.

00:40:54

But all those TikTok videos that are like, Hold his hand like this and twist it. You're not going to do that.

00:40:58

No, you're not going to do it. In the moment- Take his At that moment, you're so shocked. You're literally just thinking about surviving. That's insane to me.

00:41:06

It's so spooky because she's crying and she's like, Sorry, I have bad anxiety. I freaked out. She's trying to protect him. He's not protecting her. And he's basically like, Yeah, she went crazy, and they believe him. Then weeks later, she's murdered. She's dead. But this is the crazy part. No one knows where she is. The parents of her are texting the parents of his being like, Where's Gabby? I haven't heard from her. Your My son isn't texting me back. What the fuck's going on? The parents aren't responding. So police go up to Brian's parents and they go, Hey, where's Gabby? And they go, You can talk to our attorney. And they're like, Whoa, we're just checking in.

00:41:44

Unpopular opinion. My child comes to me and says, Mom, I killed someone. I don't want to manifest this. Oh, my God. Saint Anthony? We're not manifesting this. Am I protecting him? Fuck, yeah, I am. I think I think I am. Now, if my child is a sociopath serial killer, I'm not protecting them. You have to go to jail. You need help. You need a therapist.

00:42:11

I understand you'll be there for your kid no matter what. If your kid murders someone, they're capable of murdering again. I don't think they'll be killed unless they're in a state, then they could be killed. It does the chair, whatever. But visit your kid weekly in jail. Where he's not hurting other people.

00:42:29

Does Because the chairs are crazy.

00:42:31

Because the chairs are not. Also, chairs are crazy. They don't even let you lay down. They make you sit up.

00:42:40

No, no, no, no, no, Everyone's looking for Brian Laundry, and the parents are like, he's here, but the cops don't have the...

00:42:52

They can't get him yet. Then apparently he escaped and went hiking somewhere because they're... This was also the hardest thing. These people love hiking, so I was having trouble wrapping my head around that storyline of it all. I don't know, I couldn't relate. But then they do this whole search party for him, and then the parents in one hour find him. I'm putting that in quotes. His body was already decomposed. This is what they're saying on TikTok, that to identify him, they brought the teeth to a dentist, and that dentist was the mom's brother. There's a conspiracy. I don't know if this is accurate, but there's a conspiracy theory that he's still alive in South America. I mean, sorry, South America.

00:43:34

Wow.

00:43:35

No, it's a lot to process. I'm stressed out.

00:43:38

How big is his tooth, though?

00:43:41

The thing is it probably wasn't his tooth. That was the good thing.

00:43:47

I was still hungry. I'm like, So he took out all his teeth and he's in South America with dentures?

00:43:52

That's a crime in itself. No, so that her brother, who's the dentist, was like, Yeah, that's Brian. So that she could hide him in a different country.

00:44:01

Remember there was also a conspiracy theory he was in the flower bed in their backyard? Yes. I loved that one. That was one of my favorite ones. It's a rabbit. I was like, this is a real Scooby-Doo thing.

00:44:10

She changed him into a rabbit with a magician, and now he lives in her flower beds. That's fucking horrible and scary. But one thing I did like about the documentary, it really shed a light on the victim. I hate when they're obsessed with the man and how fucking crazy he is. It was literally just being like, Gabby Petito was an amazing fucking person.

00:44:29

Here's something else to Someone kills my daughter. I'm showing up to your house. I'm ringing the doorbell and I'm shooting you in the head. I will have called the cops prior. Meet me here. And make sure you have your handcuffs because I'm going to kill someone.

00:44:46

Imagine texting the parents and them not responding to you when you say, Do you know where your daughter?

00:44:49

I would have killed those fucking parents, too.

00:44:53

Then we're wondering, why are the parents not in trouble for whatever it's called, hiding a fugitive, which is crazy.

00:45:00

An accessory. They should be in jail, too.

00:45:02

Apparently, he wanted to get her away from her friends and family. Classic. So he brought her in a van to be like, Let's do a van thing, because that was her dream. And she goes, Then I'm going to make money and do a YouTube van vlogging thing. And he didn't believe in it. He made fun of it. And now her vlog has millions of views.

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00:47:30

Are you on the side of TikTok where girls are just posting their legitimate abusive husbands? I'm like, Wait, but you're still married to this guy? You're in it real-time.

00:47:42

What if he sees this? Posting him doing something? Yeah.

00:47:45

I'm on the side of TikTok where all of these girls are posting, videoing their husbands, and the husbands don't know it and being like, no one's going to watch your TikToks. Then they do get a bunch of likes, and people are like, leave him. But that makes me so scared for For them. I'm like, wait, you're still in it, though. What if he catches wind of this?

00:48:05

It's very interesting because when you're in this scary place, you're really crying out for help. But these people don't expect the videos to go viral Well, next thing you know, he's exposed in a way that he could hurt you. I'm not on that side. Okay. Sorry.

00:48:27

You don't know where my algorithm has taken in me. One time we were on tour, though, when I heard a guy... Do you remember when I heard a guy yelling at his girlfriend in the hotel room and I called down to the front desk? Yes. That was scary. It took everything in me to not open my door and go out, but I was like, I can't. What are you going to do? I don't want him to know my room and yeah, and then like, beat me up. What are you going to fight about? No, I was like...

00:48:55

No, you did the right thing.

00:48:57

You did the right... I was like, I'm literally going to...

00:48:59

I want to murder Honestly, if any man's voice gets raised, even slightly, I'm calling the police.

00:49:05

No, calling the police. I actually one time was with a boyfriend and someone called the hotel security on us because he was screaming so loudly. And in that moment, I was so embarrassed because I've never had to talk to hotel security. But in that moment, I was like, I know a girl called for me. Isn't that crazy?

00:49:25

What did you say?

00:49:27

I was like, Oh, I'm fine. But yeah, I was like, Oh, he's just like, you know.

00:49:33

I'd be like, Okay, this is the fucking tea.

00:49:35

But what are you going to do?

00:49:37

No, yeah, because obviously you told on him if he's in trouble. It's a very, very... Oh, sorry. I just...

00:49:44

That was your inner- It was my inner child. My inner child just came out.

00:49:49

My inner is not happy. We're in transition, Have you watched Baby Girl?

00:49:57

Yes.

00:49:57

Okay, it's a very controversial This is controversial. What are your thoughts?

00:50:02

As someone who literally watched 365 days during COVID every single day and use my vibrator to this man, I love a sex scene. I love a sexual movie. I love putting myself in the mindset. It's never too much for me. Baby girl made me uncomfy. I literally felt like a mom. I go, This is too much. Wait, really? I was not aroused. Because you love getting You love choking.

00:50:31

You love it.

00:50:31

Yeah, I love a dominant... I don't know if it was because it was Nicole Kidman, and I feel like I have a relationship to her.

00:50:40

That's my mother.

00:50:41

Yeah, I was like, No, Nicole.

00:50:43

She's my mother. So Gabby Bryant, one of my good friends, had the funniest response. She was like, First of all, no one's believing that Antonio Banderas has never given you an orgasm. No, that was wildly inappropriate. That was a miscasting.

00:50:58

No, because in my head, I'm like, Wait, your husband's hot as fuck.

00:51:01

Also, Antonio Banderas will make you come just pronouncing his own name.

00:51:05

Yeah, I was like, this is not.

00:51:07

Then she was saying how she kept licking milk but pretending to be a dog. And I'm like, that's just factually incorrect.

00:51:14

Yeah, your cat.

00:51:15

That's milk. This is the thing. I thought he was so hot. He was so hot. But then I saw him being himself, which is British, with a weird haircut, and then I got the ick. So I love him in his American version.

00:51:29

There were also It was just certain things where I was like, Okay, you're not doing this before work. She got all ready, and then it was like, Meet me at a hotel. What time was that? 6: 30 AM? You can't do anything to me at 6: 30 AM but get smacked in the face. Like, what? No. Get off of me.

00:51:47

But there's theories that make it a little more interesting. I thought it was fun. I just think there's two types of people, people who were like, this was too much, and then people who were like, okay, you made her drink milk. To do more.

00:52:01

I thought it was going to be just like... Those types of movies, though, really never, I feel, do well. At the end, you're. Like, 50 Shades of Gray, it was never really it for me either. I was just like...

00:52:13

It reminded me of the Barry Keoghan movie. They love getting a baby girl boy dancing to music awkwardly long periods of time.

00:52:26

I'm too interested in logistics, and it's like, he showed up to the house. It's like, now you're just being messy. Don't talk to my kids.

00:52:35

I want to say a spoiler. Okay, I'm going to say spoiler alert.

00:52:39

It's been out for so long.

00:52:41

Fast forward, like the Charlotte Tilbury.

00:52:43

Yeah, it's literally been out for almost...

00:52:45

To fast forward, but what makes it a little more interesting is, you know how it doesn't make sense that the dog attacks her and then he brings the dog back. It seems just very planned. She's like, You just get people. You understand me. You saw me. Apparently, he's always been dating that girl, and that girl knew what she was like, and that girl told him the whole time to do that stuff so that at the end, she could say. Then it's funny, at the end, she's not even like, make me CEO. She's like, let me talk in the YouTube videos.

00:53:15

Here's the other thing. If you're below the age of... What am I? 32? If you're below the age of 31, you're a fetus to me. There's in no situation I'm looking at a male intern and being like, you could probably fuck me That's really good.

00:53:30

This is my thing, though. I think there's an age of a woman where you forget what young guys are like, and you're like, wait, it would be fun to teach them.

00:53:40

No, not for me. See, I feel like you and I are similar in that. We're going old decrepan. We're going, remember how hot of girls you used to be able to get? Here we are. We're not going opposite. Let me teach you. No. I've taught enough men enough things.

00:53:59

Luanne gets it.

00:54:01

Luanne gets it. She's different than us. She's fine.

00:54:04

She's fine. Do you now think, because I got you to be a cat girl, could you see yourself with a Zaddie?

00:54:11

100%. Why? I could never see myself with someone younger. I I would only ever see myself with someone older.

00:54:17

Who falls asleep at nine. I would love it.

00:54:20

I would love it because I like to do things by myself at night. No, I party at night. There's nothing I love more than occupying my boyfriend with his favorite show, and it's like, Okay, I'm going to put this on for you, and then I'm going to go do my stuff. I could go older. I could never go younger. I just really couldn't.

00:54:39

I do have to say, I feel like in your 20s, going a lot older, there's a weird power dynamic, but you're I'm in primed time for Azadie right now because you're financially independent. You know who you are, you know what you want. An older man is not going to...

00:54:54

A crisp 44?

00:54:56

No, but also, let's discuss how 44 Four is when their faces become their men. Yeah, they're men. No offense, but I see a 35-year-old guy now and I'm like, Okay, you still have to call your mom. You have a blanky. You still have to call your mom. Yeah.

00:55:11

Your mom is still nervous that you're not going to get married. 44, they're like, We don't give a fuck what he does. He doesn't even have a mom. No, I'm down for that.

00:55:24

Oh, my God. I'm excited for you. See, we're merging.

00:55:26

Here's the other thing that people don't realize. The Vanity Fair red carpet is also me speed dating.

00:55:33

I better get ready for that, Hannah. Wait, I'm going to be Chris Harrison. Yeah, no.

00:55:39

There's no Bachelor in 2025. Yeah, there is.

00:55:42

This is called the Vanity Fair Livestream. Yeah, there is. This is called the Vanity Fair Livestream.

00:55:45

Vanity Fair red carpet.

00:55:46

Wait, someone comes up and I look at you and you're like, no. I'm like, sorry, we can't interview him right now. She's not interested. Sorry.

00:55:52

They're like, no, you're supposed to interview me for my movie. I'm like, sorry, I don't want to go on a date.

00:55:56

What is interview? I'm not available. They're like, Paige, it's not why you're here. What is interesting with meeting these A-listers that we're going to do is you know them, but then when you interview them, first of all, you get their vibe and you also see their actual height. I'm nervous that some celebs, I feel like I'm never going to be able to enjoy their movies again because I'll be friends with them now.

00:56:17

Here's the thing, though. Not friends, but I know them now. I'm not trying to date an A-lister or someone famous. Who's the guy behind you? Who's your manager?

00:56:25

It's normally a stressed out female publicist. Yeah, that's true.

00:56:28

But is your financial manager also here with you? Or maybe your agent is here.

00:56:33

You go, who's your agent? Who runs the agency?

00:56:36

Who runs the agency? Who really runs everything? Yeah.

00:56:38

Who's calling the shots? Because you're a puppet. You're a little puppet.

00:56:42

You're a little baby.

00:56:43

No, it'll be even interesting. That's really interesting. I'm not saying. To wrap this up, I caused some drama in an elite.

00:56:49

Amongst?

00:56:50

Elite Daily posted a video of Fuck, Marry, Kill, Italian Food. I saw. The cancelation was close. I wanted your opinion because at first I was like, I don't know if I said the right thing that I thought about. And I go, No, I'm going to double down. I think I was right.

00:57:06

And I'm not someone that just will blindly support- No. Anyone.

00:57:12

It's- Definitely not me.

00:57:13

But let me tell you something. I think you made the right call. Wait. Okay.

00:57:17

Tell them, Fuck, Marry, kill, lasagna, pizza, or chicken parmajian, and why?

00:57:24

Chicken parmajian is just like... It hits everything. It hits everything. Sometimes with lasagna, if you don't have a meat in your lasagna, and I personally sometimes don't like meat in my lasagna, you have pasta and you're like, I need a protein. I need a meat.

00:57:39

People fuck up lasagna.

00:57:41

People fuck it up a lot.

00:57:42

Also, you always feel like it's too much lasagna. Not too much. It's like the soup of pasta.

00:57:52

Yeah. I'm going to say something else. I never order lasagna out. Never. I'm not going to a restaurant and ordering lasagna. Azalea.

00:57:59

I hate to say lasagna is what people make when there's too many people at the party and you just want people to be fed. Right.

00:58:06

That's why leaving it on your stoop, it's homemade. It's homemade. That's better for me. I'm not getting it out at a restaurant. It's a casserole. Pizza Pizza is... We're not going to kill pizza.

00:58:19

That's crazy. Late night?

00:58:21

Pizza has always been there. Pizza cold, pizza warm, pizza with topping, pizza with just cheese.

00:58:25

Every time, turn me around. Every hole, let's I know. But chicken barmajón, I respect. I respect its mind. I respect its body.

00:58:38

I one time dated a man that was just like, Well, I actually, I shouldn't really come for this because I feel like you like this, too. That was just pizza with pineapple on it is so good.

00:58:46

It's very Dez. Dez has a really good comedy bit about pizza. And I think it was in that moment that I was like, I just will never orgasm to you.

00:58:57

I'll never think about later in life and come to you. So know that.

00:59:04

I'm going to ruin it, but this is one of my favorite jokes. He jokes that when people say, I don't like pineapple with pizza, and then he's like, why? And they're like, I don't know. It's like, Oh, so you don't like something. Have you ever tried it? And they're like, no. And he said it's giving... When guys are like, I would never date another man. It's like, What are you afraid? If you tried it, you'd like it.

00:59:26

I've tried it, though, and I don't like it.

00:59:28

I would never I would never order it out of the blue. Yeah, and I would never order it over things.

00:59:34

But I like pineapple as my fruit. I don't like when pineapple's in other foods. I don't like a pineapple sauce on a random chicken dish. So I'm...

00:59:46

Keep me out of it. Unless it's Caribbean.

00:59:49

Yeah, but even then I'm just like, I don't like when things are sweet that are supposed to be savory.

00:59:54

Yeah, and some people are obsessed with sweet and salty together.

00:59:57

Yeah, and I'm not one of those people. I like individual But anyway, that's just a little bit about me in my palate. What time are we at?

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