Transcript of Bobby Turns 54

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. Don't... Dude, happy birthday to you.

Hold up. Happy birthday to you.

Let the gong out.

Happy birthday, dear Bobby. Happy birthday to you.

Very good video.

54 years old on this earth.

When Koreans turned 54, they turned that.

You look so good for 54 years old. Rudy, do you have anything to say to start the show off for Bobby's 54th birthday here in the Year of Our Lord 2025?

I hope you don't die.

I hope you don't die either, bud.

I hope I don't die either, dude.

Thank God, you won't.

Is that your fear that I'm going to die?

Yeah, you look really old.

No.

What?

Do you think about me dying?

Yeah. Ever since I looked at that photo, I feel like you're closer to death.

That's why... What photo?

The one that Ati Melanie sent me for your passport.

Oh, yeah.

Well, no, that was a more Ozempic face.

Can we bring up episode one of this show just so we can stay still frame and look what you looked like then, look what I looked like then. We can just do a little throwback, Just so we can see what we look like. Click on the first episode we ever did, Bad Friends, episode one, and let's see what we look like. I don't want to hear anything, but wow. Look at the difference. Wow. Look at you now and look at you then.

It's like 20 years have passed.

Yeah, you're like Obama after he left office. Yeah.

That's his threshold. Wow. Wow.

Look at you then. Same thing. You look the same. I shaved my beard.

We both look the same.

No.

I look younger then?

Yeah, you look like a child. Look at little young Bob, and now you're older and wiser. Look at how clean your arms are. No liver spots, no nothing.

Oh, my God, you're right. You look fatter.

You do look fatter. Thank you, Mccone.

God, Mccone, you're trying to get on my good side, baby. Yeah, dude.

You look skinny mini now. Yeah.

I'm the Korean Luigi Mangione.

Yeah, Free Bobby.

It's so funny. People see it all the time online. They do. No one says They really do. What? They see it all the time. I'm the Korean-The sexiest guy in the world. But the Korean version. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. You look younger. But they do call me the Korean Mangione. I saw a photo of him today, and I have to be honest with you. Am I expressing my feelings?

About Luigi? Yeah, let's hear it. You like him, huh?

You really like him. Dude, he's so hot.

Look at him there.

Yeah, he's a murdering fool, but he's a hot.

You know he looks like James Franco and Sam Morel. He's like, If they mixed.

A little Sam Morel. A little Sam Morel. 5% me.

The curly hair. Yeah.

He also bulked up. He got bigger.

Well, you got to get Jack before you go to jail. Prison rules, dude. Yeah.

You think that he's going to get?

Is he going to get the death penalty?

Is he going to go to real prison?

He's going to go to prison. Yeah, they're going to be.

Is he in jail now or prison?

He's in jail. You go to jail until your hearing. But the trial started today?

Yeah, second-degree murder.

But the Mangione lawyer said they had a big win today, right? Big win. Big win for the kid, didn't he? No terrorism charges. No terrorist. No terrorists. Right. No terrorist in charge. Good escape, Mang. There you go.

Would you date him if he got out?

Of course.

This is why they write letters to people in prison? This girl. You know, like those... There's a thing on TikTok I've seen where female inmates are like, Hi, 14, 442. I'm in Pacoima, and I'm getting out in June, and I just want to meet a nice guy. I know. The responses are the amount of guys that line up.

Oh, my God. You saw on Netflix, there's this doctor who broke out a guy from prison.

Yeah.

A doctor got a con.

Well, just because she's a doctor? Yeah. She likes dick.

I think when you get excited, it just comes out weird.

Well, he's the one. That's what I hear. I was busy watching the Charlie Sheen documentary because he reminded me of you. Mocone and I were saying… Tigerblood? Tigerblood. Also, he-Catblood. He admitted that he… What did you say? Catblood. He admitted that he liked boys. He likes guys. Really? In the documentary, spoiler alert, he says that he was tired of it. At some point, you get You share it on one side of the menu, and you flip it over, and you try the other side of the menu. We thought of you because you try the whole menu when we go to eat at restaurants. You're trying the other side?

When I was in high school, I did try some. Charlie Sheen. You know what I mean?

You share a lot of similarities.

That doesn't offend me.

It shouldn't. You know what offense me? What?

Catblood. I have Tiger. You're saying that Charlie Sheen, he loves Tigerblood, but I love catblood. Why can't it be Tigerblood? It's not that he loves, it's that he has Tigerblood. Yeah, I have it.

No, you have catblood. You're more of a cat. You roam, you sleep, your hours are odd. You don't really like people much, but you really secretly do. You're a cat. How are you not a cat? You're absolutely a cat. Yeah.

I am a cat, right? You look like a furry right now.

What?

A furry. You look like a furry.

God damn it, Jules, it's my birthday.

It is your birthday.

Be supportive. We sell weapons together.

You already saw it.

I saw it again with her.

Did you like it?

It's so good.

It is so good. Did you see it? No. Why?

I'm holding out. You refuse.

I'm holding out for when it gets to DVD. I want to watch. It is out. On DVD?

We streamed it at my house.

I want to buy it on DVD.

Oh, Blu-ray.

I still want to watch it.

Oh, you want to put the thing? He wants the VHS tape.

I'm old school. Yeah, okay. I tried to go watch it, but I was out of town, so I just got back. Then I tried, and my wife doesn't want to see it, so I got to go alone. Or I got to go on the road.

Yeah. Why doesn't your wife want to see it?

I think because she saw the trailer and was like, Is it scary? What is it?

She doesn't like scary movies.

She likes them okay. That's not her favorite. I was like, I'll go see it alone on the road.

Scariest movie of all time.

Scariest movie of all time? Quick. The scariest movie of all time.

Scariest movie of all content.

When Harry met Sally.

Yeah. What's the scariest-The orgasm scene in the diner. Oh, my God. Freaky. I ran out of the theater.

What's the scariest movie of all time? What's eating Gilbert Grape?

Did you ever see When Harry met?

No. She doesn't know what that is. Okay. What's the scariest movie of all Are you being real?

Because I was going to say Shrek because you were doing that.

Well, Shrek, throwback, dude. A little Guy Fietti throwback. Yeah, what? Our buddy guy was texting us today big time. He was blowing us up. I love it.

Yeah. I would say The Exorcist.

I freak me out the most because I watched it too young.

Yeah, when you were young watching it because you'd never seen anything like it.

I wasn't supposed to watch it. My babysitter showed it to me.

Yeah, it's just the...

So bad, right? Is that what happened in your house, dude? You watched stuff you weren't supposed to watch? Well, who was Was your babysitter as a kid? The Trees?

Maybe, but it's always my uncles were just like- The Trees?

Watch over her.

That smoking man in the tree. What's a smoking- Agda.

Agda. Agda. Please watch over her.

No, but my uncles were always just watching porn. Oh, okay.

Those can be scary. Those can be scary. Those can be very scary. Those are very scary.

Yeah.

That's gross. Your uncle just watch porn in the living room?

Yeah, and then my cousins and I would just be laughing.

Gross. That's so insane.

What about the uncle that chops people up with machetes?

He's still scary.

He's so scary, that guy. I've never seen him watch porn. Oh, you never?

For your birthday, what's big? What's coming up? Do you want your gift?

Not yet. Okay. Edging. I'm not going to edge the gift. He likes edging. Well, the thing about gifts is that people don't really give me the right guess.

That's right. Well, they don't cost enough for you.

Oh, my God, what? I mean, we did put effort in this year, so to act defeated beforehand is a little bit hard. I'm just saying that it's based on history.

How about this? Yeah. What do you want to have happen this year different than the last year?

I want to do it like Mafia style, actually.

What does that mean?

When the Mafia weddings. The envelope.

You want to go around? You want the envelope of cash?

Yeah.

I'll do that tomorrow when I come see it.

An envelope of cash is, I think, the most respectful gift.

Yeah, but the amount of cash you want is... People aren't going to give you cash.

Even if it's $50? Let's say you work at Chipotle and you come my birthday party. Give me five bucks.

Okay, and then if you work at a bigger job, you have to give more money. Yes.

If David Spade comes, give me a grand.

Okay, give you a grand. Well, you know he's not coming to your birthday party.

I know. I've had some people because I guess it's a surprise. I don't know who's going.

Yeah, you don't know.

I don't know. I know. But people are texting me directly. I can't make it. But I'm not the one that... Surprise. I know.

I'm not the one. Do you know where it is? What's going on?

Like, Sia. You know the singer? Yeah. She texted me today. I can't make it. I'm like... And then Kaleila-I cannot make your birthday party. Your birthday party.

If she sang you that at a voice message? Oh my amazing. Dude, that would have crossed me.

She's the best, though. Have you ever been to her house?

No, I haven't been to her fucking house. But is it Sia's house? I hate when the internet is like, Do you know what is Hollywood? You hang out with fucking Hollywood people all the time.

I I didn't know who she was. Liar. Anyway- Liar. At one time, she came out on her balcony. Did she sing? During COVID, I think. The Pope? And she sang from the balcony. We were all in the garden and stuff, in a picnic an area. We were just tears. Just singing. Like a acapella. Fake tears.

Fake tears. But they're still tears nonetheless. What?

Yeah, I put-I think yours were fake. Yeah, I put water. No, no, no.

Do you know where where the birthday party is?

You do.

Yeah, of course. I'm asking if you do.

I don't know. That's why I'm going to get it out of you right now. No chance. Yeah, because you're my best friend.

Yeah, but why would I try to ruin somebody else's surprise?

It doesn't matter.

It does matter. That's why it's a surprise.

In the place that we're having it, is Am I going to be like, Oh, my God, I can't believe it. Yes.

I think so.

Are you invited? No. Okay. Why wouldn't they invite the team?

I told them not to. I see. It was pretty deliberate.

Carlos, are you invited? No. I'm not going. You're invited, but you're not going? I said, No, I'm not invited, and I'm not going. How about with you, McCone? Oh, my God.

I said not to invite them. You wanted to invite these guys? Yes. Why? They're part of my family.

You want famous people around. No, no, no. Oh, yeah.

Oh, what?

You do on famous people on your birthday. What's going on? Yeah. If they did go, they would have a separate wristband and be relegated to a different part of the...

Yeah, not in the same area. Right, of course. You're in the kitchen.

That's right. Are you going? Yeah. You are. Interesting.

Do you know where it is?

No.

Fucking liar, dude.

Are you a liar?

Yeah.

You know.

You know. I went somewhere Sunday night. Where? It was almost incredible. It was incredible.

Where?

I went to a symphony at the Greek Theater.

Did you really? Yeah. Who did you go see? The LA Philharmonic? I don't know who it was. Who played there?

It was the music of Stardew Valley.

What? Yeah. A symphony played the music of Stardew Valley at the Greek? Or at the... What did you say? Greek Theater, yeah. I love the Greek.

Two shows sold out.

Stardew Valley, a symphony of Stardewians. Yeah.

I went backstage. I said hi to Eric Peroni, the creator, because he's done Tiger Bits, I know him. He went up on stage, and when the music started playing, and asked my friend that was with me, I did cry.

It was that beautiful.

The tears was like, Oh, I'm 54, and I play games.

That's cool. But that's your game. Golf is my dumb game. You like this stuff. Everyone has dumb games.

Yeah, but it was surreal because it's like, I discovered the game on my own just by somebody mentioned it somewhere.

So it wasn't on your own? I discovered it completely organically on my own. A friend of mine recommended it to me.

It's the opposite. All right. The symphony was great. He went up on stage, made a little speech, and it was just nice. It was beautiful. Yeah. I really like that. He mentioned my name He mentioned your name? I'd say that.

What did he say? Nothing.

He just did a little speech up on stage.

What did he say? Did he say it's Bobby Lee's birthday and happy birthday to Bobby Lee?

He just basically said, Last time I was in LA, I hung up with Bobby Lee.

Did the crowd go nuts?

Half applause.

Were you backstage?

No, I was in the audience.

You sat in the regular-In the bucket seats. What is the bucket seat?

Not the bucket seats, but the-No, the VIP. The VIP. Since her mom left, the house is a disaster.

Quiet?

It's a disaster.

It smells like shit.

Yeah, and then Jules is like, What? I can do it. I can take care of it.

I said I would help clean but not do deep cleaning.

You didn't do nothing. You think Do you think you keep her at your house because you want someone there?

Yeah.

Well, it's silent when no one's there.

It's nice to have people around.

Yeah, when her mom and her there and the dog.

He loves my mom so much. It's crazy. Yeah.

She's wonderful.

She's a wonderful woman.

It's like what?

You're her kid.

Yeah. She's like my mom. She does everything the way she folds the socks and the underwear.

Everything's beautiful. She does a great job.

She does, yeah. I miss her, and she's going to come back in October.

You have a mom still, you know?

Yeah, but she's just knee deep in K-pop.

Did she call you?

She's texting-She'll text me tomorrow on my birthday. We text every night.

What's a What's your night text from your mom say?

You up? No. What? No, she'll go, Rest in peace.

You know what I mean? Rest in peace? She sends you death text?

Yeah, rest in peace. She'll go, She'll have some poem sometime. Give me a poem. Yeah, she'll have some wisdom. Of some wisdom.

New weird day. Yeah. Oh, what the heck? Hope you sleep well. What's been going on in your world? Nothing. Nothing at all? You're not doing anything? Are you dating someone right now?

No. Stuff like this.

But the two Bobby thinks I'm a lesbian now.

Soft night. Soft night. She texted you Soft night.

That's not really a quote.

No, that's cute.

Soft night. Here's another one. Good night, sweet dream of me loving you under the same moon and stars and beyond always.

That's beautiful. What did you respond?

Let me see. Just nine hearts.

Just hearts? Yeah. That's it? That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Say something nice back.

I'll send her photos. Is she a Raya girl? What? You're texting-I'll send her photos like this.

Of just you in front of thousands of people. That's very funny.

You know why?

Do you know why? Why?

Because in the beginning, they were like, you know what I mean?

Never believed in you.

Yeah, you're not going to make it. It's my way of just going, Good night.

That's so funny. Sweet. Vindictive still after all these years.

Sleep tight.

You don't need to do that.

I just do it every once in a while. I'll just send another thing I send her. I'll make her a collage of all my apps of her. Of her face. When she was young.

You know what I mean? Just a reminder she's not young anymore?

No, just to go, I'm thinking about you. I send her a photo of me, you, and guy, Fiery.

That's a good photo. You know what I mean? What did she say to that picture?

She has no idea who they are. Anybody. I'll send her stuff. What was the question?

Why do you think she's a lesbian now? Are you dating women at all?

Well, the other night, she doesn't know, but I found out.

What do you mean I don't know?

Let me finish. Okay. I'm sorry.

No, what's going on? It's your birthday. You're emotional.

Yeah, I'm a little emotional. The other night, I go, Good night. She goes, Good night. I go upstairs, you know what I mean? I barricaded my door, so no one gets in.

Who's coming in?

The cat's Guner. Okay. Then outside, remember Guner, escape. Anyway. I go, Good night. Then at 3: 00 in the morning, I'm like, God, I want a Choco pie.

Everybody does. Who doesn't want a chocolate pie at 3: 00 in the morning?

Do you like those chocolate pies? Yeah. I want a chocolate pie. But then to unbarricade my door, and then I have another thing that I had to unbarricade to get to the chocolate pie.

Imagine if something happened to you, someone needed to get to you.

Oh, I'd be burned alive. Yeah, it'd be done. Yeah, I'm like, I laid there for a bit going, No chocolate, no Choco pie. Choco pie, Choco pie. Then Choco pie, one. Choco pie, always one. Yeah, so I go out. Then when I'm going to Choco pie, obviously in my living room, I'm like, Oh, I should just go out in the balcony and have a cigarette. Choco pie, cigarette. Great combination.

Why not?

It's 3: 00 in the morning. Choco pie, pop. Choco pie, pop. Choco pie, always first. I look at the driveway and there's another car in the driveway that wasn't there before.

Interesting.

Interesting, right?

Interesting. It's interesting.

I'm not the Pink Panther. I'm not an investigator. I'm looking at the car, I'm like, Who the fuck? I texted her. I'm not going to say her name, but she goes, My friend, let's just make it up. Lucy. Lulu. Lulu is over. Yeah, Lulu is over. I go, Oh.

At 3: 00 in the morning.

At 3: 00 in the morning. I go, That's fine.

She's down here eating a Choco pie, too.

Yeah.

We're just friends. Yeah. That's what they say. But they were out partying. He's my roommate, dad.

But they were out partying, I think.

Yeah. You guys were drinking?

Yeah. You're being bad? We went to a gay bar.

Which one?

I mean, it's all lining up. You went to a gay bar? Where'd you go?

I forgot what it's called, but I gave a male stripper $1, and then he grinded on me.

Very good. Wow. You went to a gay bar. By the way, can we say this in all seriousness? No. At gay bars, you got to be careful. A lot of spiking of drinks. You know that, right? That's a big deal in Weihau. Yeah. They got busted again, that place.

Where do they spike?

They spike girls drinks.

With what?

So weirdo straight dudes will go to gay bars, spike girls drinks. So straight girls feel comfortable at gay men bars. They spike their drinks, and then they take them home. Wow. Yeah. It was happening all the time at the Abbey. They got in trouble for it. Wow. They got caught. The guys were out there. So be careful the drinks that you get. Please be very careful because people are spiking their drinks. Just be careful at all bars, not just gay bars, but all bars of your drinks because you, young ladies, going out, some creepo. You know what I mean? Be careful. Do you ever drink beer?

I hate beer.

Damn, because that's what you do. You get a bottled beer. That way they can't... It's harder for people to get to a bottle of beer. What do you drink when you go out?

I just close it.

What do you close? There's no lid?

With your hand.

I just cover it with my hand.

You do? Yeah. Good. What do you drink?

Just like a... Well, I just do a tequila shot, so it's over.

Oh, that's good. Take a shot and get it over with. Be careful. But also be careful, please. How are you getting home? Is she driving?

Uber.

Lulu didn't drive?

No. Kyla says not to drive.

Yeah, don't drive. It's so stupid.

I know the mattress. Because the mattress she uses-We're friends. We can see-I'm not done I'm not done talking. The mattress that they use is this big. It's this table. It's the size of the table, right? So you guys are just like sardines in there.

Yeah, and we even showered together.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

I mean, we've done it.

It's so funny. For a second, I was like, Yeah, we do. Okay, that's fine. But wait a minute. This is your best friend or just a friend?

I feel like we're best friends.

You are? Okay. And she sleeps over.

Yeah.

I've met her, right?

No, you haven't. She's coming tomorrow, too.

So you sneak-Is she white?

No, she's Honduran.

She's Honduran. Handuran.

How did you meet her?

College? School, yeah. Yeah.

When she was in a class? Yeah. Who initiated? What do you mean initiated? Well, who says hi first? Becoming a friend is a thing.

I think I did. I'm her. I'm Lulu.

Yeah, there's Lulu.

God, this test is so hard. It's like the curriculum.

Yeah. Tell me about it.

The curriculum is difficult.

Tell me about it, Lulu.

Jimmy, you're the best.

You ever want to go out and get a drink? No. Why not?

Because I like other genders. Really? Yeah. Other genders. All right. Anyway, let's go back to this thesis.

Excuse me.

Yeah.

Gross.

Be careful with it. I know.

She's a jungle girl.

My name is Jules.

I thought it was a baby orangutang at first.

What's your name?

Yeah, what's your name? Hi, I'm Lulu. This is Jimmy.

What's up?

He's on the football team.

I just want to talk to Lulu.

He's on the football team.

You don't want to talk to me? I'm on the football team.

I don't care.

Wow. Gay.

Yeah, that's so gay. Anyway, what's up?

You want to share this book so we can work together on the lab.

That's how it starts.

That's how it starts.

That's how it started.

She was a gars? Yeah. Oh, cool. Does she know who you are? A big podcaster? A little bit. She knows about a bigger You're not really interested in the Festa Fame?

No. Yes, she does. Do you feel famous? No. You are, though.

I don't feel it.

Really? No one ever says, Hey, aren't you on Bad Friends?

No, when we hang out, no one.

That's not what your sister and your mom says.

I don't know. When you walk around LA, people don't say hi to you?

No.

Well, everybody in LA, please run up to her and say hi.

Every time you see it, don't be shy.

Don't be shy. She loves people. She loves photos. She always wants to take a photo. So this new friend of yours, there is nothing there. Are you just friends?

Yeah, we're just friends. But then Tito Wabi tells everyone in the family that I'm a lesbian.

Well, it doesn't mean you're a lesbian. It means that you- I would encourage it, and I would love it in my life, if you're honest. I know. Then when I-If you want to disrespect the Lord, that's on you. That is on you if you want to disrespect the Lord. I won't stand for it. I won't be having that in my house, pal. Don't bring her over. We're going to meet her tomorrow? Yeah. Exciting.

Yeah. Okay.

Imagine they pull up on a Subaru. What car was in the driveway?

I don't know what it was.

It was so dark. Should have clocked it. I know. Then we would know.

Really? If it's a Subaru, why?

I think it's a Honda. Subaru's dead giveaway. It's a what? Honda. Honda. Very vague. Very vague. That could be anybody. It could be anything, yeah. It really could go They, them, he, she. How many of your friends have pronouns like that? Does anybody say, Hey, please call me they?

I think just two.

Two? That's a lot. It's more than zero. Just two. What do they say? They're they?

They, them. They, them. Do you have trans friends? No, just gay, lesbian. They're bad at grammar? Yeah.

They're bad at grammar. By the way, coming from you, broken English guy. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Can you write a complete sentence? I can. I doubt it.

Did your students have fun at that show that you brought them to? They love it. They did? Yeah.

He wants to bring more students back over here. But I think they've been somewhat of a hit on the show, so maybe we should get one or two.

No, but they came to the Comedy store.

Oh, really? Was I on that? No, I wasn't there.

No, it was Jay Lena. Jay Lano. Yeah.

Lano was on at the store.

What a legend. Did they like the whole show? They liked the whole show. They liked Why is McCung going back and forth like that? It's really driving me crazy. Birdday stuff. Oh, birthday stuff. Oh, birthday stuff.

How about, Let's give you your gift. Let me give you your gift.

It's Korean. I'm Korean.

Happy, happy, birth, Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Oh, this is what I like to see.

This is what I like to say, Happy birthday, Bobby, the Bad Friends Gang. Already, it's great. Unglasses?

I don't know.

I love it already.

What ifWhat if it's not? It doesn't matter.

You've done this before, right? Where you filled this bottle with tap water. Sink water, yeah. Yeah. This could be from, you know what I mean? You never know.

Pay less shoes. It'll be raw stress for less in there. But sometimes you have to learn a lesson. Other side, don't ruin the box. Okay.

It's already legit.

What is it? It's glasses. Is it?

Yeah.

Let's see.

Yup, glasses. Wow. Let's take a look.

High end. Highest of the end. What do you think, kiddo?

I have to see them first.

Let's open it up and let's see how you feel about it.

Oh, my God. Wow.

Put them on.

Look at these. Oh, those are pretty-Your eyes look normal now. You got me round glasses just to do that joke?

It did work. I mean, it landed.

Yeah.

Just imagine. Look at you look skinny and cool.

Let me look at it in the mirror.

Wow. That looks just sick.

Wow. Wow. It's pretty cool, man.

You like them?

I do like them.

So we're not going to return them. We can't because we bought them on sale. Did you really? Yeah, we can't return them.

I mean, it's not really my style, but I'll try.

Oh, okay. So we missed.

See, that's the thing about gifts.

Is that you're not good at receiving them?

Oh, here we go. You're going to start a fight with me. I just want to be honest and be an authentic myself.

It's okay if you don't like them.

No, I like them a lot.

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Not you.

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You look good in it. I love it.

You love it when I wear it. You always say you look buff.

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Andreas, because this is his style, the round, you know what I mean?

You think it's Andreas? Yeah. Who do you think picked those glasses out?

Carlos.

Carlos. That's his name.

I have the same Louis Vuitton round style.

I thought it was the-He said those were the best.

But the bigger ones were too gay Tim Dillon-y. Oh, I see. Less sunglasses.

If you don't like them, we'll take them back. We'll take them back.

They look good, though, on you.

Good. He doesn't like them. I love them. Thank you. The hardest person to buy a gift for. That's all. That's what cash. No one's going to give you cash. If you don't like them, we'll take it back.

I really appreciate it. What a pleasure.

That's all we wanted to hear.

Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I really, really appreciate it. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, señor Bobby. Happy birthday to you. Did you make a fucking wish? I did already.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much. Is there ice cream inside? We'll find Oh, the dressing. The fucking icing is great. Dressing is good. Yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you. I really appreciate it.

You want me to cut up pieces of cake? Yeah. 54 years old. I know. It's unbelievable. How do you want to do this? You want me to cut this up or you just want to just eat it yourself? No, you cut it. Cut it, baby. All right, so you did or didn't like your first gift?

I loved it. I thought about it. I love it. I'm really grateful. Thank you so much for it. So you're going to keep them. I'm going to keep them forever.

All right, good. Well, we have another gift for you.

I'd love to see another one. We have one more gift.

I'm going to be very grateful for this. Did you get him a gift or are you going to bring it tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

Okay. Put the mic close to your face. It's been so long since I've said that. Yeah. What? You're quiet.

Yeah, get closer to the mic.

Hello.

Just pull it for me. There it is. Here comes your other It's your gift.

Hello.

Hello.

Do I know her?

No, take a seat. She's a psychic? This is the first woman you ever dated. No, she's a psychic. Yeah. She's a psychic. You don't have to put on the headphones if you don't want to. If you want to, you can.

Do I hear myself in there?

You can do, yeah. I don't want to hear myself. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. That's why some people don't like it.

You smell so good.

Oh, thank you. What's your name?

My name is Ashley.

Ashley. Are you a gipsy?

No. Oh, my God. Right away. I wanted what? Right away. I want a gipsy.

Okay, bro. Okay, sorry. Can I ask? Turkish? No. Okay. Damn it. That's my second one.

She smells good.

The whole gypsies and Turkish people, they smell so good.

I'm Yugoslavian.

Yugoslavian? Yeah. We love Yugoslavia. We love it. That's one of our-I love Yugoslavia.

I love Yugoslavia. Were you born in Yugoslavia?

No. Okay. I don't even know the language. I don't speak any other language.

You were born here in California? Yeah.

Are you an LA person? Yes. Wow. Let me guess where you grew up. Go ahead.

Oh, I know.

Well, you do first.

I know where all the jugs are. That's what we call them.

Yeah, where are the ugs? The ugs.

She's Western Valley. She's the West Valley.

North Glendale. No.

West Valley. No, not.

Damn it. Can we get a second guess?

Malibu.

Close.

Santa Monica. Yes.

Did you go to Santa Monica High?

No, I didn't go to high school.

Good for you. You didn't go to high school? She almost didn't go to high school either.

No, I didn't.

Did you go?

I didn't. Good for you. What's 4 times 2?

I don't know.

She said she didn't go to high school.

Okay, I know.

I was just seeing-No, that's how it works. No, she's telling you. She doesn't know. Tell us your specialty, Ashley.

I specialize in psychic readings, tarot card reading, and spiritual healing.

We think you need for your birthday, psychic reading, spiritual healing. Do you need to get closer? Can you do it from there? I can do it from here.

Okay. I don't need spiritual healing. Yes, you do. No, I want psychic. I don't need spiritual.

I want her to do all of it. I'm healed. Okay. Will you run the gamut on this guy?

I can't do a spiritual healing today, but we could definitely set it up.

We can set it up.

Okay, thank God.

Okay, so let's do what you do. I'm curious to see. What do you need to do?

We're going to be doing a full life psychic energy reading on you. We're not going to do the palms.

Look at me right now.

Huh?

Look at me. Do you feel it?

He's about to fart.

No, do you feel it? Okay, damn it.

You're trying to send her messages?

I think we're too far away. But a lot of people can feel my psychic energy. Can Yeah. Okay.

Look at me. Whoa, I feel it.

Oh, my God. Okay, good.

Okay. First off, we're going to be looking into your cards and your psychic energy at the same time. I'm Korean.

You're Korean? Yeah. Does that help? Do you have a Korean deck there? There's got to be a different deck for them.

Probably, but I don't have it. Okay. Is there anything specific that you would like to look into? Have you had a reading done before?

I went to the Renaissance Fair and I got a reading there. That's cool. Yeah.

Okay. How long ago was that? What? How long ago was that?

About three months ago. Three months. Two months. Two months ago.

It was a month ago. It was last month.

It was last month. Very nice. I went to the Renaissance Fair, and I don't know. I think over the years I've done them, but in my mind, I'm like, Yeah, it's not even close.

Well, you said at the Renaissance Fair, she got one thing right. She helped you with one thing, but I bet you Ashley's more of an expert. She can help even-I would love to know.

I think my career is okay. I think more love.

I think your career is... Yeah, sure. It's good. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.

I think-It could be better.

We'll let her do her job.

All right, okay.

My main question for you, I know that we are filming and on there. How personal do you want to get?

Get personal. Get deep. He loves to get deep. He'll go-Let's go, Yug. Okay, sounds good. Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug. Now, that's not offensive because you're Yugoslavian, and yug is like a term of endearment. Yeah, no, it's fine. I think yug is great.

I think yugs are great. Mom and dad are both yugs?

Yes. Do you know where Yugoslavia is on a map, by the way?

Yeah, it's Eastern Europe.

Where?

South.

South of?

That's right.

That's right. That's right. That's right, dude. That's right, baby.

Do you have to draw blood?

Yes. No. No? No. We signed up for the blood package. Did you get the blood package?

Not today.

These guys are always doing discount stuff. You guys, we have a good blood package.

Can I ask questions about you? Yeah.

Does he have to pee in something first? Don't you? You don't have to do that?

That's only for his.

Are those your real teeth?

Yes, actually. They're beautiful. Nice teeth. Thank you. They're flawless teeth. Yeah, no braces.

You floss?

No.

Oh, wow.

Nice.

I feel like you're flirting to the Bobby.

He is, and it's enough. Stop flirting.

I'm not flirting.

She's right. Stop flirting. Let her do her fucking job.

Hey, you, look at me.

Do you have... So personal and the other question is going to be full name, date of birth. We know today's your birthday.

Well, tonight at midnight.

His full name is... Can I answer? Yeah, absolutely. Robert Young Lee. And his birthday is September 17th, 1971. Yes. Okay. 54 years old.

Wow.

Very nice. How old did you think he was just by looking at him.

Like, 48? Yeah.

That's what I said. But here, this will make you feel better. How old do you think I am?

Like maybe 50. Yeah.

I'm 42. That hurts you. But you're right. I do look old. Thank you, Yug. I'm going to jump off my roof tonight. Off my roof tonight. We look the same age. We do. It's really weird. It's weird. People on the internet go, I didn't know you guys were the same age. Well, whatever.

All right, there's four cards there.

The first thing- I like her balance.

The first thing that I do see within your energy is that you definitely have a long life ahead of you. It's going to be the first thing that we pick up on your aura.

She said he would die soon. Yeah, that's a win. That's a huge win. That's a win, dude. Huge win.

Yes. Win. Huge win. Yeah, but will I be all like this or no? No, actually.

Okay, good. Actually, no. I see you living into your later '80s for sure. Wow.

Huge win.

Yeah. I don't see any major life-running issues or events other than the ones that you might bring to yourself. You smoke.

He smokes.

No, it shows me that you put yourself in dangerous position.

Yeah, I'm a throw seeker. He is. Yeah, the sharks, I go in.

Now, what card says that? Can we ask?

It's these two right here. Can you point them up to me?

I want to see what one looks like.

You're a thrill seeker.

A thrill seeker, for sure.

Now, does that one next to it? I think I've seen that one before. Is that one when you have an extra chromosome? Is that what that is? You read that one for him? No.

I have down syndrome.

All right, dude. You don't need to repeat the joke.

Gosh. But yes, long life ahead of you. Nothing major or life-threading other than things that you put yourself in danger. You might put yourself in. It always comes with a risk.

It does show me that-I'm in the alleyway. I see a tiger. Don't go in the alleyway.

Don't go to the tiger. Okay.

I guess we're not going skydiving tomorrow. We got to throw that out the window.

Energetically, I do see that your energy is extremely positive. You're not a negative energy. Pure energy.

Pure positivity.

Intuition is definitely heightened. You do sometimes follow your intuition, but it does show me that you neglect it at times. You just go where your mind wants you to go or heart wants you to go instead of what you feel energetically.

Right on the money. It's just right on the money. Right on the money.

It's right on the money. Pretty good. That's good.

That's good. You got a good connection going. Within your auraIt's a pure connection. Yes, absolutely.

It's like HD.

It's 4K.

It's 4K. Is his aura yellow by any chance?

There's different auras with colors in his aura.

It's really yellow, though.

What's the dominant color in his aura? Aura, yeah.

Well, right now, I'm seeing a lot of pastel colors.

Oh, I love pastel. Oh, I love pastel. Yeah. Am I alpha or beta?

Yeah, pull that card. Look at my face right there.

I do see that you definitely do take control of the room at times.

I take control of life.

You do.

Going forward, energetically positive energy. You do surround yourself with positive beings as well, but there is some negative-I don't know.

Just let her finish.

There is some negative energies around you that don't truly have faith in your visions or in your perspective of life. You. Right there.

What? Take a look. That's not me.

She lives with him, and all she does is she's rude to him, and she's constantly like, You'll never amount to anything, Tita.

If you look at my bedroom, there's a long string of cats Cat hair ball.

How is that my fault? That's your fault.

How is that my fault? I'm not the cat. That's negative. I think you put it there. It has to look like cat. He's right. It looks like it comes from your throat. Okay. Let her finish.

Okay.

Yeah, there is negative energy around you that doesn't really have full, I guess, on the same path as you or same vision as you. Their cards are basically and your energy spirit is saying to just keep pulling through and keep following what it is that you believe in, what it is that you desire in your life. There's no failure. There's only upward growth in your energy. Okay. Your chakras look good. Like I said, aura looks good. There's good pastel, bright colors. I'm seeing oranges, yellows for sure. There is some vibrance, like fushia colors, pink colors, reds.

Any black? No. Damn it.

No.

I love black people.

That's not what the cards say.

No. Then when we go into It wants to pull up in your career. Oh, easy. Financial area. Is that okay?

Yeah. Let's pull it up.

Okay. When it looks into that area, there is no negative connection coming through, but it does show problematic things that you're trying to pursue, investments that you're trying to make, it does seem like it's being prolonged. Now, I don't understand completely what's going on.

He's got a business manager who's 104 years old. Yeah. Is that say that he's stealing from him? Does that say anything about that in there? Is he being taken from?

It does show me that you're being taken advantage of in business matters.

That's not. No, it's... Who?

No, this is not us.

It's not severe.

It's not severe. It's not a severe.

Is that life It's right now. Could it be that someone in his world is taking advantage of him financially, that he gives money to friends? If he gives Carlos money, is that what you're saying? He's taken-No.

I don't see Carlos-I'm not saying you.

I'm just asking the world.

Well, what's basically going on in your financial career path-Basically, what you're saying my career is not great.

No, it's not great. I'm not going to be Ken Jong.

No, I do see positive things.

You know who Ken Jong is?

No.

She knows who you are.

Yeah, because she's here. Well, To be quite honest, I really didn't know who Bobby Lee was before I got the phone call.

You don't know who either of us are? No. That's great. Well, that makes it better to be called. Who do you know?

In terms of comedy, who do you know?

Nobody.

She doesn't like stand-up. She's from LA.

I don't follow any YouTube podcast. Good. Yeah.

This is a waste of most people's time. We're very popular. No, we're not.

That's great.

We're very popular.

We're not. I'm very busy. Okay.

Not into YouTubers.

Yeah. We don't like us either. Don't.

I'll be honest, my husband loves podcast and loves YouTube channels.

Okay, good. You have a husband? I do.

I do. Okay. So all these cards were a lie.

Yeah.

Okay. What it's showing financially and within your career path is that there's no major problems, but there is pushback, negative pushback. Things that you're trying to drive towards in this remaining year and in the upcoming year is that there's a little bit of back spacing instead of My special is going to be a bomb.

Yes. That's what she's saying. That's what she's saying. She's saying that. I'm doing a special for Hulu. It's going to be a bomb. I'm going to cancel it. Don't cancel it. No, I'm canceling it. I'm not doing the special now. She's saying you are delaying the thing in-No, that's what she's saying.

That is what she's saying.

I'm going to put the special out and the audience is going to go, No. Push back.

Push back.

Yeah. Okay. Good call. We like Cheeseburger, your special on Netflix. White We want white noise. We don't want Finally. Yeah. Okay.

But for the most part, when it comes down to the take an advantage of thing, there seems to be like there's some person or some energy that doesn't give you the correct answers that you're looking for or doesn't give you exactly. My manager. It feels like they're just prolonging you and stringing you along in a sense.

It's my agent, CAA.

I've said this so many times.

Oh, my They're prolonging it.

Now, let me be honest. I did plant that card for her to read that. I needed that to come out.

But energetically, you have leadership in your energy. I'm a leader.

I'm like Andrew Yang.

You're meant to succeed within your professions.

I'm sexy.

No, succeed.

Succeed within your- And sexy, though. Sure. Absolutely. But there's definitely some revisioning or reassessing that you might need to do in the next year.

I'm going to fire my agents right now, right in front of you.

Shit.

What? Should I call Abby?

Give her a letter, Finna. All right. You do the whole deck on him, right? No. Okay.

We go as far as we can until the card start repeating himself, and then if you have any questions, we go from there. Okay. Sorry. But when it comes You're on to finance. You're still are still growing. There is no necessarily any issue or blockage in money circulating around you.. You're cool there. That's fine. I'm not going to win any day. There's definitely a lot of creativity within your energy, and there's more creativity opportunities in the next year. Something that you've been waiting for for a long time seems to be coming up.

I'm the Korean Luigi Mangioni.

Okay.

There's something that you've been waiting for for a long time that seems to be coming up to surface around, to me, it looks like July of next year.

What's happening in July?

We don't know.

There's an opportunity that you've been waiting for for a long time.

Coachella.

We're going to Coachella, right? We're supposed to.

I was thinking that's not early. What?

April? Well, they should move it.

Yeah, they are. You know we were invited to Coachella?

Backstage-not you.

Not you. Can I call?

Not with that fucking attitude.

No. I'll tell you why. She just talked about negative energy. That's not me. It's you, man. That's not me. Stop vomiting in front of my fucking bedroom door.

You live in his house and you create negative. Okay, is there love in there by chance?

We are going to get into love.

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Is it gay love?

No. But you do have attractions from male energy for sure. I do see that in your energy and your surroundings.

Can you explain that, please? Clip it. Can you explain that, please?

It just shows me that there's energies from the opposite sex that are interested in you. Interested in me?

Yeah.

Guys want to fuck you.

I don't see you pursuing them.

Is the energy a red energy?

No.

No. Told you, I don't want to fuck you. Please? No. It shows that you're begging for guy energy.

Okay.

But when it comes down to attractions, there's There's a lot of attractions around you, and some are very not pure, not positive energies. Energies that just want to beThey're not pure, but are they hot? Sure. They seem like you're attracted to them as well. I do feel there being a lot of different attractions coming from different energies, female energies. But like I said, a lot of those energies don't feel positive or good for a commitment or long term investments in love. Oh my God. But when it comes down to love, your heart is still placed in your past.

That one hit like a fucking dagger. Energy from your past.

What do you think of white people doing Asian accents? I think it's really funny. Thank you.

When your best friend is Asian.

Yeah, for sure. But what I do see is that... Well, before I go forward, usually when I see someone stuck in their past, I would tell them that it's probably better to just keep moving forward. Well, for some reason, your soul is tied. So it's spiritually soul-tied. There's a lot of investment energetically and stuff like that. But there's not just one soul-tied. You have two connections in your past.

It's not me.

So there's two connections in my past.

Yeah.

Okay, wow.

I think ultimately, that might be holding back from finding yourself committed in other relationships or even with the people that you was with before. Wow.

That is awesome. That's wild.

That's wild. Is that it?

No.

There's more? Mm-hmm. Okay.

But I do feel like you're definitely meant to find happiness. I do see there being a lot of different energies coming in and out, a lot of dating, a lot of socializing, a lot of exploring, which is great. But you need to find your heart. Okay? That's what you need to find.

But the problem is, where is the heart?

That's right here.

I know in the human body where it is. What I'm saying is that when you say, I have to find my heart, is it the one or my own heart?

Well, both. There's self-neglect, for sure. You have a lot of hidden-I got rid of porn.

That's good. You just told me you watched it the other day. I know.

I slipped.

All right.

Well, it's showing me that-No, I watched the video game.

Same thing. No, it's not. It's pornographic.

They showed a titty in a video game. I jerkt off to it. How's that a thing?

Is that porn? I mean-Show that in the cards. All right, go ahead. Let her finish.

But when it comes down to where the heart is and all that, there's trauma tied to your heart. So there's definitely trauma. Oh, my God.

My dad.

You have this stubborn energy energy towards giving yourself completely in a relationship, like loving someone entirely in a relationship. So you have this wall.

Big wall of China. The biggest wall of China.

But when it comes down to finding true love and true happiness, where you can settle down and have a family and all that.

True love will find you in the end.

It will. But I feel like you still have some searching. We can say soul searching, but that's- Grinder. Yeah. Yeah, I'll find it. Probably for another two years.

Two more years till you find it.

Wait, two more years until I find somebody? I'll be 56. So?

So what?

Age is just a number.

She thought I was 50.

How old would she be? How old would she be?

Younger.

56. The girl he's going to meet won't be 56? No. I'd like that.

Younger.

A good amount of years.

Wow.

It feels like your twin flame flame is here, and I feel like you have connected with that flame.

Oh, so I've met this flame before.

From what I see, yeah.

I'm right here. And I am younger.

But you look older. I do.

I do. That's the problem.

Yeah, trust me. But what are your questions?

I don't really have any questions. The two-soul thing I'm trying to think, but I don't know.

Maybe she's saying, maybe it'll come to you.

Yeah, maybe it'll come to me later.

I'm so fascinated.

I've had one great love in my life.

Okay. Yeah. Do you want to talk about it?

Well, it's her aunt. You know what I mean? I went out with her. We lived together for 10 years. It didn't work out, but she's still a great love of mine.

Good piece of a life. She's still a piece of his life, of everyone's life.

Everyone's lives in this room.

She lives at his home, so her niece lives in his house.

So you're still very connected?

Oh, God.

A pure connection. If you weren't married, we'd have a connection.

No, you wouldn't.

You're not her style.

You're not her style. I'm just totally kidding. She likes the jugs.

I'm not juggy enough.

You're not a jug. I'm so scared of this thing, but I'm glad it went well.

We're going to do you next. No. Yeah.

No, it scares me.

I've never had this done. Does it say anything about being generous with his peers and enriching his life that way? Oh, you give a lot. Did you understand a word he said?

Yeah, I got it. But yeah, you definitely give out to others. Energetically, you put a lot of energy out. You try to give. I'm like Mother Teresa. But there is a little bit of stubborn energy. You want to know exactly for what, for why. What is it going to do for you?

What is it going to do for you? That's not why.

Yeah. I told you about the homeless man.

The one that you accidentally hit with your car?

No, not that one. He died. Okay. Anyway, I don't want to get into it, but I secretly give money.

I know, buddy. I'm teasing. She doesn't know that.

Money It's like even advice, helping others with whatever their... Not permanations, but whatever their encounters they want to do with their life. It's like you stand off a little bit. You're like, Wait a minute, I need to know the details. How am I going to... Am I going to succeed from this as well? Do I get any credit for this?

That sounds right.

I don't think it does.

Okay, it's wrong, but it sounds right.

It may not be in every situation, but in some situations, you get a little bit of standoff. But you People that you do care about and you want to succeed, you definitely help them as much as you can.

Thank you. You have opportunities to others. That is true. He's extremely generous, both financially and as a friend.

He's extremely generous. You also do a lot of therapy work on your own. He does.

I do.

How do you know that? You're not an actual therapist, but you are to your friends.

No, but I have therapists. That's great. Every Thursday at 4: 00.

Yeah, she sells it. It's in the cards.

Yeah, you need that. Everyone needs that. You need it. I do. You.

I love it.

Don't be mean because she's married. Because she's married to a baby.

She got a little competitive. You know what I mean? You need it. You do too. No, everyone needs that. It's that jug energy, dude. I feel it. Yeah, I got to fight against it sometimes because of the war, that old Yugoslavian war. Was there a war there?

I don't know. I have no idea about it.

She's from Santa Monica.

You have no idea about your people.

It's not a country anymore. Tell me everything you know about Korea. You know everything about Korea? Yeah. You're not from there.

Samsung.

Oh, right. That's what I'm telling you.

K-pop.

Old boy. Actually, this has been amazing. The Yugoslavian War refers to a series of conflicts often called the Yugoslav Wars that occurred in the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s. The country broke apart in independent states. The more you know.

I was in that war.

Key conflicts include the 10-day war. We learned about that. The Croatian War of Independence, the Bosnian War, and the Kosovo War. Bosnian Kosovo, George Bush, too. We remember.

Interesting. Yeah. Learn something new every day.

You learn something new. God, that was amazing.

Do you have the internet? Do you have ChatGPT? I do.

Don't use it.

Okay. All right. Is there more to it now?

It's questions now.

Oh, just questions? You can ask it. Yeah. So two years. Will he ever be a father?

I don't see that.

Wow.

Can I be- Yeah. No, really?

Well, the thing about being a father, you already are a father to people around you.

That is very interesting.

I have a lot pulled out.

But the thing is that-Hello. That's more of a question for a female's reading.

A lot of milk.

Very potent.

Yeah, interesting.

What? You could. You could definitely be a father. But it shows me father figure energy. Right. It doesn't show me how many kids you're going to have.

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Okay, here's what I learned. Two years from now, I might meet the love of my life. No, you will meet-I will meet the love of my life, okay? I'm going to live up until my '80s.

Late '80s, she said. Late '80s.

Late '80s?

It's very possible.

Very possible. That's a win. W. Yeah. Somebody's embezzling from me.

Someone's stealing.

I'm going to try to figure that out.

Can I be honest? How many years have I been saying that to this question? Yeah. Literally, how many years are you in? Somebody's embezzling you. You're getting robbed. Yeah.

What else?

That you still are tied to the love of your past.

Tied to the past. There's two, but I don't know who that might be, but there's something I figured out.

There's one that is more like recent, right? But then there's one that's going to be way, way long, long time ago. It feels like in your teenager years.

Oh, maybe. I know who it is then.

Do you do?

Yeah. Who is it? I can't tell you.

Oh, that's why. Yeah, there is one. I strongly believe that that first relationship has caused a lot of different ways.

It was an unrequited love situation.

She wasn't allowed to date Asians.

Yeah. Back then in this country, we had a rule. Okay.

We still have it, but people disobey it. I'll tell you that.

Yeah, because her stylings. In the sac is too... Okay. Cut that out. No, what I'm saying is there was a girl that I had a huge Two, three-year crush on. I could never tell her. I was in love with her. I hung up with her every day. She knows.

Yeah.

Then she married somebody else. You know what I mean? But it broke my heart. Because this was before I did stand-up, so I had no confidence. I couldn't say anything, but I still feel those things. You know what I mean? Yeah. Also, I'll be honest with you, Kalaila, but that's the only time I felt those feelings. You know what I mean? I know that I can access those feelings, you know what I mean? But because of... I think that particular incident, you know what I mean? It closed my heart. You know what I mean? Then I opened it up for Kalehla and then devastation.

Kalehla is your aunt? Yeah. Do you feel like a little bit still very much so tied in a romantic way?

No.

That's good. Your energy doesn't say that. If it's love, it's love. You care about this person.

How dare you?

No, no.

I get defensive.

Leave the yug alone.

I can't believe you guys come in here. No, what I'm saying is that... What I'm going to say to you is this, is that when I love, I love... Here's the thing. I'm super loyal. That's true. But to gain my loyalty, it takes a while. Long time. Yeah, but once it happens, I'm your guy forever. When people are my people forever, that'll never change. That's right. You know what I mean? With this person that you're talking about, we talk today, and I saw her yesterday. I mean, we still... You know what I mean? Her stupid fucking niece lives in my couple. Too much? Be nice. Yeah, this lovely little woman. But so, yeah, I mean, when I love, I love. But anyway, can we do Andrew or no?

We don't have to do me. What? I'm a little scared.

Yeah, you have to do it.

I've never had one of these.

I still have stuff to tell you about you.

Okay, go ahead.

You talked about confidence, and spirit right away started going crazy within your energy, that there's confidence when you do your work. But in your normal life, adventures and stuff that you do, there seems to be lack of confidence there in questionable areas.

Yeah, because Okay, I think she's right.

Yeah. There's some self-work that needs to happen with confidence building outside of work. Because here it's like, Okay, let's go.

Because when I'm at home, she's serious. I'm a piece of shit. I kill myself.

Don't say that.

No, but I do. I'll just mope around. It's like, Why I've been living.

You like those chairs? Yeah.

Very Eastern European. I love them.

Those were made in Yugoslavia.

I love them. They're chairs from my people.

Well, that one's from Bosnia. That's from Herzegovia. Yeah.

Come on. Confidence building, I definitely see it's needed outside of work. You put on a different persona in front of different people.

Yeah, I'm a changeling.

He often will do black in front of black people.

What's up, man? See, he does that.

What's up, though? Like, dude, you got to stop. You got to stop doing that.

Raise the roof, though.

Yeah, and they don't say that.

They don't?

No.

Stress is very normal.

Give me the loot. Give me the loot. Give me the loot.

They do say that.

Yeah.

Your stress levels are pretty normal for this common day and age, but it does feel like your stress sometimes gets the best of you, and it puts you in a negative place emotionally.

I don't know why I just did that. He's getting stressed.

He's getting stressed. He'll kick a shoe.

When I started doing my check window, dude, I guess I started getting stressed.

Then there's trauma.

Oh, you want to talk about that?

There's trauma.

Trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, Who caused it?

It seems like a lot of people. Oh my God.

Thank you.

There's a lot. You've caused trauma?

No, I haven't. Yeah. I've only helped you.

It feels like there's trauma from a long, long time ago that you still haven't resolved. That's right. Energetically, if anything.

You got to find that kid wherever he is, whatever grocery store he's working at.

London was traumatic.

London was, but she said it was a long, long time.

It definitely feels like it's somewhere within your 20s.

20s.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Trauma, but you're still doing well. I still see many opportunities for you in your life, positive and both negative. Life comes with both negative and positive, so it's fine. You work your way out of most scenarios, which is But just pay attention to what's happening in your work life with that. Don't let your energy get prolonged anymore. If you want something, go and get it. Then with the energy that I feel taking advantage of you in a negative way, that one you need to seek out because it is not allowing you to reach your highest goal. But you've done well for yourself.

Thank you so much. Who's smarter?

You both are definitely very wise.

Yeah, but the cards, what do they really say?

It shows me that you have... Well, it doesn't show up in the cards, but it shows up in your energy that you have strategies.

Like I'm playing chess and he's playing checkers? Yeah.

Maybe.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. You, you. Check it out, check it out. You, you, you. I have no strategy?

I mean, we're not doing your reading anymore. I can't really look into it, but energetically...

You go with a Yeah.

She said that. It feels like you're like, you don't really follow your intuition.

She did say you follow your intuition.

I'm a dolphin.

You need to start getting in touch with what it is you feel.

If we were animals, does it say anything about what animal energy that we have?

If you were to guess, what animal would I be?

You'd be a tiger, remember?

Yeah. What would I be? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no.

That's not a thing.

It's an orangutang. No. It's an orangutans. What is it? What is it?

I don't know. I can't base off of an animal.

It's a beaver. It's a beaver. It's a beaver.

A platypus.

I have beaver teeth. It's beaver. Fuck. Well, she said it. That's fine. I'll stick to it.

Beaver. Well, that's great. How do people hire you?

They can find If you're in the Los Angeles area. I'm in Burbank. I own the House of Tarot in Burbank. People can find me through my website, thehouseoftero. Com. That's you? Yeah, that's me.

Wow.

Gosh, you did a great job.

Great job.

We found our inner truth and a right path for today. If you want to get this, you're in the LA area. Thank you so much. What a birthday gift that you just got. Thank you so much.

That cleans the energy.

I'm going to say something in Korean. Double.

Thank you. He said, Please drive safe. Thank you. All right, good. Thank you, Ashley. You're the best. Thank you so much, Ashley.

You're fucking amazing.

Give a round of applause. Thank you. Thank you guys for having me. Thank you. Honestly, I will say it's probably one of the best birthdays you've ever had.

It's joyous, it's beautiful, and I'm content.

You feel good? I feel pretty good, yeah. You're going to keep your glasses?

I'm going to keep the glasses. I really like them.

Wait till you see the gift I got you tomorrow night. Really?

You got me this expensive water.

This expensive water. You love fancy water. I love fancy water. You're going to take that home or share it with your crew?

No, take it home.

Smart. Yeah.

Smart. Very excited. Thank you so much.

Give a heartfelt goodbye to the fans for how much they've been there for you and what they mean to you on your birthday.

Well, I have to say-On this year of your Lord. What I have to say in general is that, and I want to be real. Will you stop the gong? Sorry. Sorry about that. Stop the fucking gong.

No, I just figured just for a second.

You've been gonging all night.

I apologize. All right.

I have to say that Okay. I'll do it over the gong. My 50s have been the best years of my life.

I want you to be serious. I'll stop.

Okay. Okay. It really has been, and I've had a lot.

Start it over. I had to do the little one. Start it over. It's so fun to hit.

I know. I think it's your OCD.

Can we keep it? We can keep it. That wasn't on the cards. All right, tell me. Be honest. Be honest. Go. Yeah. Your 50s have been.

Have been turbulent, to say the least.

But positive.

There's a lot of negative.

But also so much good.

But I lived through them. You did? A lot of dark, a lot of light. But I've grown a lot. Ultimately, when I was at the Stardew Valley sitting there watching and just looking at the beautiful sky and just being in the moment, why'd you rub your eyebrow like that?

I had an itch, man. Don't stop.

You were saying something nice. But this is like a face gong. You don't do face gongs.

Your fucking face looks like a gong of all faces. Because it's flat? Well, go. Turbulent, but you got through it. When you're sitting at Stardew Valley looking up at the sky.

And just listening to this beautiful music. I was just like, It does not get better than this. It doesn't.

You mean your life as a whole?

Yeah. We got it nice seats. But no, you know what I mean? Ultimately, it just doesn't get better.

Life is really good.

Yeah, it's exciting. Yeah, it's been good.

Life has been very good to you so far.

It was a rough beginning. I mean, the first 22, 23… Not 22, 22. 52, 53 years old. 51, 52, 53 were a rough years. The first 53 were rough? Yeah, 50, 51, 50, 50, 49, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53.

But right now, you feel good.

I feel like I'm out of the woods a little bit.

Me too.

Do you?

I feel like you're out of Yeah, I feel like I got out of the woods and I'm looking around. And I'm looking in them.

Yeah, you should get back in the woods. But no, I really do. I feel stronger. Just even my character. Criticism and things I can take better. You know what I mean? I can throw things away in my mind. You know what I mean? Like negative thoughts. I have the best job in the world. All my dreams have come true. It sounds cheesy, but- It's not. You've been a dear friend. If you just... Let's get rid of this house smell. Then we're good. I will. Then we're good. But I do love you.

I love you too. So hard to say.

I know.

Honestly- Say it honestly.

You're like a daughter of mine, and there is a deep love.

I'll do anything for I love you too.

Okay, good. Yeah, and I love everyone in this room. Micone, we're trying. I love you. Yeah, I love you too. You know what I mean? There's a lot of love. Carlos? What's up?

He's sick. Is he really? He didn't eat all day. What's wrong? He almost passed out while the taro girl was here.

I didn't feel good, so I switched with M'Cone.

You know he eats once a day.

I postmated nuggets during the fortune teller. Okay. You feel better? A little better, yeah.

Yeah, nothing says a good pick me up your health like chicken nuggets.

Yeah.

How many nuggets did you order? Ten. That's not enough. Ten's not enough. You ate once? That's your only time eating a meal? Yeah. Get to 20, man.

I only had a bagel all day.

But you've only been up for about six hours. That's true. He's been up since 9: 00 AM.

Anyway-speech was me.

What a great-What a great-And what a great birthday. And it's not over.

Yeah, tomorrow. I'm just curious to see what happens. Me too. Don't skip over me.

What about you?

He's just giving love to everyone. Anyway.

Tell the poor guy you love him. Yeah.

Andreas. Andres. There you are. Andres. That's it. Yeah.

Thank you for being a bad friend.