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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

You two are something.

We're bad friends. Probably one of the funnest birthday parties I've ever been to.

Was it one of the most fun birthday parties you've ever done? Yeah. There's Chef Yune right there.

He was out of pocket.

What did he do? He didn't do anything wrong. He tried to squirt stuff in my mouth. Well, he had a Socky squirt gun. Yeah. He had a little Socky squirt gun. Show the Socky squirt gun. He let me You don't play more Saki. There's Max getting it right in the mouth. That had Socce and Super Soaker. Super Socce, by the way, invented by a black guy, we learned. Stolen by a white guy. Wow. We learned that. We learned that. But show the one of me. He let me light the grill on fire. Huge. Come on, go. More, more, more. He kept yelling. Come on, more, more. I thought it was like three on fire. Then he goes, Saki squerk on, and he unloads maybe 16 ounces of-Wait, he started the Palestine fire. Sexy. You'd Oh, Yul. Yul. Yul. Yul, Yul. He hits himself in the face. He has flaming rods, and he hits himself clean in the face. Not once there, but he does it twice. He did it right after this. Do it again. Right in the face, twice.

But I told him Three times. I go, I'm sober. The fourth time, he's like, You want to relapse? He didn't listen.

Relax, work on. He was so fun. That guy was one of the most fun times I've ever had in my entire life.

I was threatened by him.

You loved him.

I made an announcement. I remember, I go, Don't replace him with me.

I said, Are you busy? Do you want to do a podcast?

Because he had real good energy.

Great comedic timing.

Yeah, good comedic timing. I've been a little off lately.

There's me getting scoured. Wow, what a silhouette. It looks like someone's pissing in my mouth. Internet, take this and run with it. Yeah. Take this and run with it. Carlos also did not get scoured in the mouth. Carlos, of course, is our Halloween. It's our spooky Halloween episode. You got a Halloween song prepared, Bob?

Huh? Bum I'm ready for your lyrics now.

No, I'm doing the beat.

Let's see who goes first. Scary Halloween. Scary Halloween. Scary Halloween. Scary Halloween. Scary Halloween. Scary Halloween.

Who do we have in the studio?

What the fuck are you? What the fuck are...

You don't just get to moan. Yeah.