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It's wild how thick just external hard drives used to be, and now they're like, you can put them in your wallet. They're so thin. Then it's going to be this big, and we're going to be like, Where the hell is everything?

It gets to a point where it's too small. I hate the audio micro SD cards. Yes. Too small.

Way too small.

They're also so flimsy. I feel like you're going to break it.

If it falls into grass, you're over.

It's too valuable and important of a piece of technology to be that little.

Completely agree. Completely agree. Those are some fire crocs, E. Thank you.

Pizza Planet.

Pizza Planet crocs for the people listening. Got some checker. Thank you.

Got all the little knickknacks on it.

The Jibbitz.Thanks.Yeah, that's so wild. You're wearing Crocs. I was wearing Crocs yesterday.

I really like them. I feel like the croc hatred died out, and now they're cool.

They're here to stay. They're not going anywhere. Do you ever go into sport mode? Always. Put it in 4 by 4? Yeah, just put that little strap in the back. You're good to go. You bought those at Disney. Bold move to buy something pretty cumbersome. Did you get it at the end of your Disney trip or at the beginning?

It was literally the first store we walked into. I was like, Mariah saw them behind the counter and was like, Oh, my God, look at how cool those are. I didn't see them anywhere in the store. I asked the lady, I was like, Do you guys sell those or is that just a one-off item? She's like, No, around the corner right here, we have them. I went, they had my size. I brought it in I rang it up, and I put them on and spent the whole day in them.

What did you do with your other shoes? Did you just- I had to carry them.

Oh, no. But it was worth it. It was definitely worth it.

They got the Toyota car on it, too?

Yeah, it's got the toy truck on it. Then we got the aliens, we got a box of pizza, we got a little spaceship.

God, the one thing that Pizza Planet always wanted was the soda vending machines. When they went up and it was the robot aliens and the mouth dropped. I just wish it was real.

If they made a Pizza Planet restaurant, it made it good pizza?

Yes. Because the Disney one is like, it doesn't hand.

It makes you upset because you're expecting it's the pizza planet. It's iconic. It better have good pizza, and it's not.

No, it's just like a food court.

Then you don't want it. It's also crazy expensive.

Right. Everything at Disney is pretty expensive. Have you ever been to Club 33?

No, but we were talking about that because we did a VIP little tour thing.

What is it?

It's a It's a private club that you have to be a member of in order to go into it. It's in a secret spot in the park. It's in the open, but you have to know.

It needs to be grandfathered in.

Yeah, the waitlist is like 30 years. The waitlist is. How much is it?Just.

To get into it. It's like 50 grand initiation fee to get in, but then you have to pay monthly fees to keep going.

But if you know somebody and know somebody, you can make it happen. I know a handful of people have been in Club 33 and did not have a membership.

But then when you get there, you still have to pay I heard it's fancy food, and it's not even that good.

Because when you go to an amusement park, you want a little churro. You want something that hits the spot. You're going to be like- You want carnival food. You're tucking in the bib and getting lobster bisque, and you're like, This is-Yeah, I don't need a Chateau Breyand at Disney. You know what I mean? But I know Club 33, though, before Disneyland allowed you to drink alcohol, now you can't drink.

Yes, that's what it was made for.

That was the only place where you could drink.

Oh, it's It's like a speakeasy. Yeah.

Walt didn't want anybody to have alcohol at the park. So he came up with the idea of Club 33 for the corporate executive people to be able to have a cocktail and a meeting like all On premise.

Oh, that's what it looks like on the inside. I don't think I've ever seen the inside of it.

It looks nice. Apparently, there's a really cool waiting room in there. Our tour guide lady, she was telling us about it. She said it's really cool.

Is there a dress code? Sir, you're going to have to leave the crocs at the door. I don't know.

You have to do a palm scan to get in.

Hey, guys. Good morning. I'm here. No, I think all of them are weird. There's some weird stuff going on. I don't know what the hell is going on in that room in Club 33, but I think it's weird. What is the three, three standpoint? What is happening? What is the nastiness happening?

Three plus three equals six. Yeah. You know what six is? The devil's number. The devil. This is not a No. Bfc.

I think those squares turn upside down, and it kidnaps all the people. All the patrons. Yeah, it kidnaps them, and then it turns them to Disney. Get it out. What's the word? Employees. There you go. They're forced to be employees when they don't want to be because, man, you should see some of them. They don't want to work there. I wouldn't either.

There's a lot of speculation about that place.

Sorry, I just woke up, too. Do you Do you guys know, also, we were told that if you are walking around and you tell an employee that you're having a bad day, I'm having a bad day, they have to stay with you and make sure you have a good day because it is the happiest place on earth. What? What? Is that They're like, What can we do to make you happy? And then they have to do it.

I'm having a bad day.

I was this close to like, Act pouty and be like, I'm having a bad day. What are you all going to do for me? What are we going to do for me? Yeah, help me cut the line.

That's what I would just say. I don't want to wait in this line.

How far are you going to go? No one's ever going to go, No, I want to skip this. I don't care. What if you're like, Okay, this is the only way to make you happy. We're going to make it work.

Also, speaking of Toy Story, at Disney, they used to, the actors, if they were in Toy Story, and if you said, Andy's coming, they would all fall down to the ground. But then everyone found out about it, and they were just like, now they just look around for Andy. They don't all fall to the But it was a cool little bit they used to do, but it got out of hand.

Those Disney mom TikToks, they are ruining all the magic. They just constantly put out everything that are secrets, and there's no secrets anymore.

It is cool to see the little hidden things around the park, though.

I think some of them are horse shit, though. They're like, Look, that's a Disney. It's like, No, it's not. It's just three circles.

That was an accident.

It's just three circles. When you walk into the park, do you go left or do you go right?

I always go right.

I don't know technically what we did because we started at the Grand California Hotel.

Oh, right. And you walk right in.

It's attached to, what is it called? California Adventure Park?

It's right by Soren over California, over there in the wilderness vibe. Well, this is like an amusement park hack. Also, any type of function you do go into, they say go left because in human nature, we're prone to go right. It's just something... They've done studies of humans-So it would be less crowded to go left? You're going to run into less people if you go left when you enter into a space than going right because humans, I don't know if it's because we're right-handed, but we gravitate towards the right more than the left.

Rock, paper, scissor's ready?

What is this for? What is this? Rock, paper, scissor.

Rock, Rock, paper, scissor, shoot. Rock always wins.

Oh, really? Yes.

Most people, for some reason, statistically-I was thinking paper.choose scissor first. There's something about scissor being the last option. When When you say it in your head, you go rock, paper, scissor. Then for some reason, most people immediately think of scissor to throw their first one.

Because it was the last one they heard. Yeah.

I always throw rock, and it's almost like guaranteed.

Because it's the last one they heard. Rock, paper, scissor.

Then you panic because you have to make a decision no matter what, and you forget the first two.

Because my favorite move, my favorite defeat is the paper over rock. I love it. I always think the person is going to do the paper over the rock. I'm always going for scissors because I'm like, Got you, bitch. Got you, I'm going to cut it.

That's like a trick. I feel like card magicians do, too, because they'll pick a card and they'll go like this, and there's one number that they want you to see.

They'll hold it a little.

It's like a millisecond longer, which is so crazy that in their head, they're like, You have to hope it works. You have to hope it works at the number that they see as a card.

On Halloween, we were given that candy, and this little girl comes up and she's dressed as just scissors. She had a cardboard cut out as scissors.

Was there paper and Ross?

At first, I was like, Oh, my gosh, lovely costume. Like, this girl just wanted to be scissors for Halloween. And I was like, Okay, here's your candy. And then finally, her parents all came up, and it was like, rock, paper, scissors. They were holding. I was like, Now I get it? I just thought she wanted to be scissors for Halloween.

There was a twelve-year-old girl that came up to our house, and her dad was standing right next to her. And again, with the freaking gentle parenting. She's twelve. She's old enough to know better. She reaches her hand and... There's a line, grabs a whole handful and throws it in her bag, and I gave her a look, a mom look, and the dad didn't do anything. And she saw the look, and she looks at me. She goes, You're so pretty.

She's going to go fall in love.

I said, So are you? And she goes, Can I have another? And grabs another handful. I said, One more. And she goes, and she puts it back and takes one. It was the most mean You're so pretty.

Can I have another? Literally.

She saw my energy that I was upset. She goes, You're so pretty.

That's crazy. That sounds like- So nasty.

It looks you up in the eye.

It's so pretty. Oh, my gosh. You're gorgeous. I was in ugly makeup.

What movie was she watching? Because that is a movie. Mean Girls. Yeah.

Oh my, I love that skirt. Where did you get it?

You agree, you think you're really pretty. You agree, you think you're really pretty.

She comes up with it. So you agree, you think you're really pretty.

Get the fuck off my porch.

It's crazy that she watched a movie and she was like, Oh, I want to be the mean girl. Not the good girl that we all...

It's crazy every single year for Halloween, you get a really good idea of what kids are like because Some of them are so bad and rude with the candy and the gimme, gimme and the grabbing. It's just like, how were you not raised to... I don't know. Some of them were so nasty. It's the pre-teenage. But we also... We were giving out seltors, happy hours, and I was also giving out accelerators to the parents. To the adults, okay. The parents were so excited. I was given every parent one of these, and they were just like, Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Then they were like, word was spreading around the neighborhood to the parents that we were the tequila seltzer and energy.

Then it ended up just being parents showing up to our porch without kids. They're just standing They're like, Hey, nice to meet you guys. I'm like, Hey. It's quiet. I'm like, You heard about the seltzer?

They're like, Yeah.

I love it.

Then we were just giving them out, but it was really fun.

But speaking of Accelerator, we do have a little birthday gift for Zane after the intro.

Oh, what's up, baby?

You got to wait.

It's Zane's birthday. Wait, today is Zane's birthday.

Happy birthday, Raven.

Happy birthday, Zane. Everybody say, Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. I'm a hundred and two. I look like a monkey, and I smell like one, two.

I got to write down get Zane a gip.

Yeah, order right now. You'll be good all right before the episode ends. Yeah. It's Cometal, baby. It's Cometal, baby. Let's go. Well, I was about to say, Happy birthday. Welcome Welcome back to Zane and HeathUnfiltered. I'm your host, Zane.

I'm Heath.

I'm Matt.

I'm Mariah. And we are unfiltered. Thank you so much for coming to another episode. Guys, I'm just waking up, so please give me someYeah, we walked in and Zane was nowhere to be found, and I was like, Oh, maybe he's just in his room getting ready.

I didn't want to be annoying and be like, Yo, I didn't know that you were still sleeping that whole time.

I was still sleeping, and I was having a crazy nightmare. I woke up sweating. The only thing I wanted to do as soon as I got up was shower. But I saw you guys, the lights were on. I'm like, Oh, my God, I have no time to just get ready right now. So I'm here. We're good.Don't.

Worry, do your thing. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday, so I could do whatever the fuck I want.

That's right. So Accelerator did send a big birthday card.

Oh, my God. Yes, guys, look at this. Accelerator gave me a birthday car. I'm going to open it. Lab on the stew.

Good handwriting.

I love good penmanship.

Where did he even get big birthday from?

Bigbirthdaycards. Com. I just made that up. Yeah.

Okay.

For your November 18th birthday, we're celebrating by giving your listeners 18% off cases on drinkexcelerator. Com with code hbdz. Com. Zane. Wow. You're the best. Happy birthday from your friends at Xcelerator. Wow, guys. Thank you. 18%. Go get it. Drinkexcelerator. Com. Let's see. What do we got? He's opening a box. God, they know me so well. They even incorporated a cow. Holy cow. That's so funny. Look at that. I think they gave us four. Oh, boy.

I don't know if my headphones will be able to fit over it, but all.

Oh, my God. This is incredible.

For the people listening.

This is incredible, guys. Thank you so much.

You know the plastic hats where you have the two cup holders on this side of the top? We got this a cowboy version, baby. They got a black one. These are Texas A&M colors. I don't know about this.

Honestly, this would have been really nice for my hike.

Are you going to do it?

There it is.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, go Zane.

Easy Zane, easy. Go Zane.

Are you one? Are you two? Are you three?

I love these.

I just made a whole mess.

You made a mess. I wonder when those hats first started. Was it '80s, '70s, '90s, the double drinking?

It feels like an '80s thing.

I feel like it was probably something in a movie that...

You think it was a gag thing, and then people were like, Wait a minute, that's cool?

I feel like one guy, one brilliant frat dude was just like, I'm going to make a hat where I can drink out of it. Then it was probably in a movie, and then it just took off as like...

Bier helmet was patented by Steve Nelson in 1985. Wow.

Shout out to Steve. Wait, how did your dad make his money? Well, you know the beer hat? Yeah, my dad did it.

Well, thank you very much, Accelerator, and happy birthday again. Thank you.

Thank you, everyone. I really appreciate it. I'm going to have a good day today.

I know you are.

Thank you. Of course.

What do you want to do for your birthday? Are you doing anything for yourself or are you going to throw a party?

I remember five, six years ago, I remember every time someone in their 30s or 40s would be like, Oh, it's my birthday, but I don't want to do anything. In my head, I was like, How are they? I don't understand why they think like that. Just enjoy it. Let's do something. Every year, it's more and more. We just don't need to do anything. It's just not that special.

I know. It just takes too much organization and orchestration to get all your friends together. Then you hate taking up their time because as you get more in your 30s, everyone has plans. Also, people don't want to make plans. You're like, you really don't have to.

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You know what is now a new escape room that's in LA that I just saw?

What, 18th door?

No, it's not the 18th door, but I think it's the same.

Oh, I just saw it. Titanic.

Titanic escape room.

Wow. Do they fill up the room with water?

I don't know. When I watched the TikTok, I didn't see the water, but it does look fun. It does look fun, and I think we You definitely should do it.

You know how they have a 60 out where they make different escape rooms? 17th door, since it's so intense, they should make super intense ones like Titanic where you are underwater and you need to escape.

You might drown. I want to feel like… It's cold, and it's just freezing cold. You might get hypothermia. That's on the release when you say it.

Yeah, hypothermia. That would stink. This one just came out that you can do?

I believe. I bet there's been a handful of Titanic escape rooms, but now there's finally one in LA made by 60 Out. Oh, 60 Out?

They made great escape rooms.

Yes, they did. So we definitely should give it a go.

Isn't it interesting that out of all the major events, Titanic is the one that's acceptable to... I'm not going to use the word celebrate.

I think it's because...

I don't think the Titanic is that political.

Not only because it's really, really old, like it happened a long time ago, but I think it's because it happened naturally. They hit an iceberg, so it wasn't like... But even who's making fun of any hurricane?

I was just going to say, what if they did a Hurricane Katrina?

That's horrible.

Yeah, that would not.

You know what I mean? It's really windy in the room. You can't do it. It is strange because it was so...

It's so old, and it also is rarely documented. It's just the story of it. There's not like... Video footage. I don't even think there is a picture of the Titanic sinking, a real photograph of it. No, I don't think they have that.

Why don't they have a Mayflower experience?

You might get tuberculosis and die. But the Oregon Trail, though, that's one, though, where it's a simulation all the time.

Wait, the what?

The Oregon Trail, the computer game. So good. You never played Oregon Trail?

We talked about this before.

No, it's like a pioneer simulation game that they play in schools where you learn about the Oregon Trail and you shoot Buffalo and bear and you die of at the end.

You're on your way to find gold and stuff, right?

Yes, I believe so. Yeah. Thank goodness that Rose found Jack on that. Matt, you know he was like, Rose, this is what we're going to do. We're going to get to the top of this. We're going to ride it all the way down. Just like, wow.

Matt, you know how long I believed that that whole story happened?

Oh, you thought Jack and Rose were real people?

Matt, I thought it was for a good amount of time after.

The characters in the Titanic are real. Like, Kathy Bates' character is a real woman, the woman who came in a new money hanging out.

Yeah, but there was no love story, though. There was no love story.

There could have been.

There could have been. Okay.

Was there really no lifeboats that people were able to be rescued?

There just wasn't enough.

But there are survivors, though. Yeah. Yeah.

There's definitely survivors. A lot of women and children survived, but a lot of poor people, the Irish down at the bottom, they just locked it up because they knew that they were- A lot of workers.

Do we know how many survived? Is there a documentation?

Yeah, definitely. There has to be. Definitely.

About 700. Oh, wow. 700 people. That's a lot more than I thought.

Did it the last person who survived pass away recently?

I believe so. Oh, really? But I think we're also a baby, and they didn't remember. They were just like, I was on the Titanic. Yeah. That's crazy. But you know Rose, how she dropped the diamond in the ocean at the end? Can you imagine just being her granddaughter being like, A bitch, what? That was worth nearly a billion dollars, that diamond.Unbelievable..

You tossed it in the ocean. It's crazy. Still, to this day, they're going to count what are people saying on the lifeboats of how the Titanic went down. They don't know if it split in half like they did in the movie. They really don't know how the ship went underwater. They're just going by what people thought happened, which is pretty crazy.

Milvina Dean. She died in 2009.

At the age of 97.

Wow. Southampton, England.

How old was she?

Well, if she was 97-In 2009. I bet she was young. She had to have been… She was nine, two months old. She was nine, two months old.

Wow. She really was like the...

Yeah, they're that crazy. That's crazy.

She looks like she was on the Titanic. Look at that.

She probably brought that up a lot to her friends. I would, too. Yeah, but they were like, You were two. You know what You were two months old, you don't even remember it. Shut up.

I'd be bringing that up at every party. Are you kidding me? What a great icebreaker. Like, Hi, my name is... Hi, I was on the Titanic.

Nice name, icebreaker.

Yeah, three truths and a lie. I was on the Titanic. I was the youngest person on the Titanic. We know you bring that up a lot.

Yeah, shut up, Martha. You're lucky you are a baby.

Damn, that's really cool, though.

That is very cool.

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Oh, remember when we talked about a couple of years ago that we were going to do a pirate ship for my birthday? Never did it. Look where we are. We're in the stew.

It's a little chilly.

We should be on a pirate ship right now. Fucking ahoying with my homies. Walk in the plank. Yeah, I've always walked the plank. I've always wanted to walk a plank.

Yeah, that's just-Just shark infested waters.

Like, I just want to live that.

Someone made me walk the plank. I'd be like, Fuck all you guys.

When you walk the plank, you're tied up, right? Yeah.

It was rocks at your feet and shit.

Oh, they put rocks out your feet.

They want you to sink to the bottom to Davy Jones's locker.

The whole thing is like, they're basically killing you. You just tie them up and then you make them jump and just sink. That's what walking the plank is, right?

Yeah, pretty cruel. That's crazy. They just have the knife. They poke you. Honestly, I feel like that's a better death than just leading you stranded in the middle of the ocean.

I think that's worse.

I think drowning has to be like the worst.

No, it's definitely the worst death for sure. But it's like in the prison.

We've never talked about why pirates have the eye patch. It's not because pirates lost an eyeball. It's because it's a way of getting one eye regulated to the darkness and one is to the light. When you enter the deck below after it's been sunny outside, it's all dark inside. You don't have to adjust for the darkness. Does that make sense? Oh, my God. I'll have to explain that right. No, that makes sense. They just move it around so one eye has already been dilated and ready for the darkness. And then one-I think-when they're in battle, when they're like, enough for more force. Oh, I bet they'll probably pop that open and like, just, I need both of my eyes in this situation.Wow.It's really smart. Yeah, brilliant. Brilliant.

Also, they really weren't peg-legged.

What were they?

They were just...

They were just kneeling. It was actually bent behind them.

But how did they lose their leg, though? Scurvy.

Scurvy. It's definitely scurvy.

Was it infection? Was it hypothermia?

Probably like... It's just wild how people back in the day, you get a cut or some scrape. There was no like... You run the risk of...

Yeah, and they got to amputate it. Cut it.

From just an infection like that. That's wild.

That sucks. You know how many times we get something and it's staff and we can go to the doctor and get antibiotics? All we do is just put a little bit of Neosporin, and we're saved. I really wonder how long we would have lasted without if we didn't have doctors. What did What have we all gotten in that?

I think the lifespan used to be like late '20s.

But I'm such a good impact. My anxiety would go through the roof. If my friend started coughing, I'd be like, It's going to be okay.

Their sicknesses would probably last months because they didn't get... Oh, my God.

Also, you break a bone. That arm is just this.

It could grow weird and just is like, you never got to be able to fix the broken bone.

You're not getting surgery to put metal rods through your bones to make it… You're just screwed. You just have a…

That's so weird. And think about cavities. You're just…

Oh, yeah. Just ripping out teeth all the time.

That would be probably the worst thing.

Ripping out teeth?

I think the fact that no dentists back then, if you did get a cavity, just tooth pain without medication or anything.

Because that's what he doesn't cast away. You're like, Tom Hanks. Yeah, he knocks his own. With the ice skate or whatever.

I could I can do that.

I feel like if you got me drunk enough and the pain was that bad, I could remove one of my own teeth.

Oh, me too. I could do it. I could remove my teeth right now with how weak they are. Right now. Zane is in the substance. I know. That would be me. I think by, honestly, age 9 or 10, my teeth would be gone. I just have no teeth.

It's so wild that we have baby teeth, and then we get our adult teeth, and that's it. What if we were shedding our teeth once a year? Like a shark? All of our friends would lose like, Oh, hey, it's just that time. Yeah, that time of the year. Maybe beauty, or it would be more like, Embrace. Hey, it's okay. You're growing in a new one.

They would come up with little dentures where you just put a fake tooth in until it grows out, and you'll be fine.

Yeah, but then people be like, Why are you hiding it? Everybody poops. Everybody loses their teeth. It's fine. Yeah.

I would always have a hole somewhere.

It would be cool if there was just a third set that was a backup set.

That would come I think we all need a third set for sure.

If you lose it.One more set. Yeah.

Just one when we've all had dental implants.

It's weird that you get your baby teeth and they only last for a few years. And then that next set is your whole life. I wish you lost your baby teeth at 30. That way I can...

Imagine having baby teeth when you're 25.

Wait, there's a guy on TikTok, his bottom two teeth are still his baby teeth.

Yeah, my mom.

Your mom's still have a baby tooth?

Okay, yes, she has a baby tooth. My mom never got an adult tooth for one of them. She had a baby tooth up until a couple of years ago and had it pulled.

Why did she pull it out before?

Because she didn't have another tooth.

Oh, she didn't have another one under it? No.

It was just one of the teeth just never had a baby tooth behind it. Our dentist was like, Don't let that one fall out. But wouldn't it be nice to know that you could at least get a fresh set in your 30s?

All these 80-year-olds would have beautiful teeth. Everything is just going old except for their teeth.

It's strange. Yeah, they are. It's strange that some people never have to get their wisdom teeth removed, and they just grow in like normal, no crowding.

Yeah, there's a lot of times you don't even have to take your wisdom teeth. People just do it. Or it That's how dentists would make money. They're like, We got to take your wisdom teeth out, but they don't need to. There's a lot of people talking about that. But they don't need to.

I truly don't think I needed mine out. I got all four out. I never had pain. I felt them all coming in. There was plenty of room.

They said there was like, crowding. Yeah.

Oh, I I just found out. Some girl posted a TikTok the other day. Her dentist told her. It was her close friend, so she tells her all the stuff that people don't talk about. But she said, You're supposed to do mouth Floss first, or you're supposed to floss first, mouthwash, and then brush your teeth. You're not supposed to wash your mouth out after brushing your teeth. You're supposed to leave that toothpaste on your teeth.

I always leave my toothpaste.

After, after.

Because I feel like it defeats the per... You have to leave the gunk. I feel like rinsing I want the toothpaste. I want the toothpaste to sit in my teeth.

Yeah, you're not supposed to... I've been brushing my teeth now and leaving that gunk on there. You're not supposed to spit it out.

My order is floss, brush, mouth with just water. No, I don't do that. Then I'll do mouthwash, and then I'll gargle mouthwash and spit that out, and I don't rinse that.

Why do they tell you to mouthwash last when you're not supposed to do that?

I don't know because I feel like that's what it is in the commercials. I feel like mouthwash is always celebrated as the The final refresher. The final thing before you go to bed or start the day.

If you're listening, guys, mouthwash before you brush your teeth.

Say it again.

Floss, mouthwash, and then brush your teeth.

Your toothpaste should be on your teeth. Brush, floss, mouthwash.

Oh, you brush then floss.

Interesting. Because I want the mouthwash to really get in from a post-flossing, too.

Because also my mouthwash is the gum therapy therapy Listerine one. It's helped me so much. I never bleed anymore since I've been using that. But I don't know. But I know I need to switch it up.

We have water flossers, and I don't know if this is a universal thing. I thought I was brilliant for it. But instead of just water, I do mouthwash and water.

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What about when you guys, Shampoo Conditioner? When you put Shampoo in, do you let Shampoo sit or do you just it's in and you wash it right out.

You leave the conditioner in. You don't leave shampoo in.

Shampoos just clean it. That's how I normally do it. But then I was reading on my shampoo bottle. It's like, Let the shampoo sit for two minutes. I'm like, I have been using this for a year. I never once let it sit.

When I was in middle school or high school, I forget.

Busty.

Thank you. There was, I think maybe four months where I didn't know this. I thought it was used as a shampoo. I was using only conditioner as my shampoo because I thought that's just what you do. It works. I was like, Oh, this shampoo makes your hair solid, but it was conditioner. My mom found out and she was like, Honey, you haven't used shampoo in form? I'm like, No, just conditioner. My hair, she couldn't believe it, but my hair was probably so disgusting. When you look at it through, I never got lyse or anything, but I was using conditioner for a long time as shampoo.

I haven't used conditioner, I think in probably seven years. Shampoos.

You just shampoo? Yeah. No conditioner.

Well, I think you don't need it because your hair is so- Is it shampoo for the hair and the conditioners for the scalp, or is it shampoo for the scalp and clean?

Shampoos is the scalp and clean. Shampoos is the soap cleaning portion, and then conditioner would be to soften and detangle.

Yeah, it's like the lotion or the hair.

But yeah, my hair is so fine, and it just gets greasy easily. If I condition, immediately, it just It feels like I hate it.

Yeah, I have to use very little conditioner. I double shampoo.

Yes.

And then very little conditioner. You double, so you shampoo, and then you wash out, and then you... Or you make them potions. I think most...

Yeah, that too.

She's getting too... I know Mariah is-I'm taking the caps, and I'm like... Mariah, are you going to get out? Mariah is definitely a rosewater type lady, right? You spray rosewater in? No. I know. Supposedly, that helps your hair grow. Not grow. Rose Mary. Rose Mary.

What did I say?

You said Rose. Rosewater. Rosemary. I think it was rosemary water.

There is something-I use rosemary oil.

Rosemary, yeah.

I used mainintail in high school, and I swore by it.

Oh, yeah, mainintail.

I swore by it. It was that horse shampoo. It really made my hair nice. Now people will tell you, That's the worst thing you could use for your hair.

My hair was gorgeous in high school. The ingredients was just this long.

I had the poof. Everything was just immaculate.

I remember thinking it was going to make my hair grow longer, and this is when I I wanted my super long hair, so I was doing the main entail, and I was rubbing it in. I'm like, Grow, please. I was just like, I needed life.

You wanted extra hair so you could tease the time.

Did you ever almost do dreads? Did you ever consider it?

No. But I would tease every day. I would just have this whole area of my head, I would back comb. You're carrying it. I could have that height.

Yeah, let's rock.

Yeah. That's crazy because I wanted the opposite of that for my hair. I hated the height of my... Because it made my face long as shit.

I could never do any braids because I would pull all my hair back into a ponytail. My ponytail was like this. It was so fine and thin that I just couldn't do anything.

I had such toxic friends, though. In high school where it wasn't cool to even put gel in your hair anymore. Because in second grade, it was all about having your little- This was flat and then you just- It's the swoop. Then I was doing moose for a bit in seventh grade, and then it was just like, Don't put anything in your hair. I was like, Okay, fine.

If it moved when you moved your head, that was it.

That little flip.

The hair flip.

That's so funny.

I think I have neck problems because how much I- I It's like the sucking in for me.

It's just a take now. You just can't help it.

I don't even think about it.

I'm flexed. Just constantly, yeah. Nonstop. You know when you're doing, when you're planking, if you're just planking, it doesn't do anything. You have to flex your abs in order for the workout to... Yes, for absolutely Absolutely. If you're constantly flexing, your muscles are constantly engaged. You're not burning as much fat, but you're burning. You're still burning.

I'm always trying to get better about the mind to muscle. That is a proven theory that you have to actively be thinking about the muscle that you are working out while you're doing it. You have to target it. Target it. You have to be focused on it. That increases so much more growth. Sometimes I'm just like, Well, I'm just doing it to do it. But it's like, no.

I wasn't doing that until my transformation. Once I started doing my transformation, they were telling me, You need to focus on that area. I'd focus and flex and then do it. Then the workout was just 10 times better. I'd see results much quicker doing that.

Some people don't have that. Some people can't have that mind muscle connection. Working with a lot of dancers, I noticed kids, they can't comprehend it. It takes them years to do it naturally. They can't understand thinking about that body part.

It's almost like learning how to wiggle your ears. You can't explain to somebody how to do it.

I can only do this side.

You just have to... Cut the camera.

Don't put it on me. I just went...

I can do this side, but I can't do this side. Oh, that's weird.

Imagine if you still had your old ears, Matt, you'd be able to...

I think it was Probably because of my ear surgery. He'd be flying. They snipped something. After clumping, he probably lost. Yeah, I can only do this one. I can't. I'm trying to think about it. But wait, when you're doing yours at the same time, does it just feel like Yeah, you look like you're about to fly.

Can you do one?

No, both.

I think they cut one of your cords, Matt.

Maybe they did.

Can you see it from there?

Yeah, I can see you move.

It moves way too much, Eith.

Yeah, a little too. Why did he have that?

I learned how to do it accidentally because I used to wear glasses in school. When I would have my glasses on and I'd be getting a little bit like, sweaty or oily throughout the day, they would start slipping. They were falling down my face. Push it up with your ears. I did. You didn't I want to do the whole... Yeah, that's embarrassing. I would feel tightening to hold it so they wouldn't slip. Then I realized I was engaging this and I was like, wow.

I want to wear glasses so bad. I would take my friend's glasses that needed them and wear it just for five minutes just to look like I am.

I would stare at the TV on the static screen this close because I wanted glasses so bad as a-Oh, yeah.

You would do the eye exam with a little video game, and you would just get a look at the dot. You'd say the wrong letters. I didn't see You'd miss them and just press it randomly just to get picked.

It's crazy that we wanted all these problems. We wanted the problems.

I wanted braces so bad. A retainer? Sign me the fuck up.

I love it. When people had the design on the roof of their mouth, the old retainers.

Yeah. If a girl had a retainer, I thought she was hot. I thought retainers were attractive. They looked just cool.

Man. I wanted to break my arm so I had that cast. I wanted that colored cast.

Just trying to fall out of a tree.

Speaking of our old self, I just saw on my TikTok last night before I went to sleep, they're finally making a documentary about MySpace, and they are having the MySpace famous people that I used to see in Sawgrass Mall. No way. I saw Hannah Beth. She used to be a big seen MySpace girl. She posted a clip on her TikTok channel of her sitting down about to do a MySpace interview. I was like, Oh, my God. That's so sick. Here, let me show you real quick. I'm pumped for that. I immediately sent it to my friends.

I would watch that. Is it a broad MySpace documentary? Like an emo scene MySpace?

I think it was the scene era. That's what MySpace was.

True.

They're sitting down Hannah Beth, and bro, they have to get. Wait, that's really cool. They have to get like drop dead. They have to get all these girls because they were in my space. They were in my space.

Yeah.

I know they're going to want to do PR, so we have I want to get one of them in this room.

Yeah, cute. Send us to the my space premiere, too. One of them. I would love to go to this.

And you have to dress like this.

Yeah, dress like your own my space. She posted, Finally, a my space documentary is being filmed and your fave scene queen is featured in it.

Wow.

That's really cool.

So everybody in the comments are like, Okay, where's Audrey Kitching? Where's Kiki Cannibal? All these girls need to be in it.

Jeffrey Star will probably be in it, too.

Oh, yeah, because he was a big... Jeffrey Star has been around for so long. But he was He was MySpace, though, right?

Yeah, he was huge.

You know what? He's going to do it, too. Definitely. He's going to reach out.

He's going to have a Red Bull and just like...

Yeah. Oh, my God. God, I just wish they could have me in it. I know. I was like, want to be my space.

Then they're like, All right, let's pull up the pics. You're like, Cut the cameras. You get so excited, and they're like, Well, let's look back at these posts. You're just like, No.

They're like, See, send your MySpace page. I said, I only have 800 followers.

I'm like, God, shit. I hope they interview Tom because I don't think I've ever seen a video of Tom speak or talk. We just know his picture and that he existed and sold it.

But like-He literally just travels the world and just takes... He's super into photography and takes pictures.

Made a couple of hundred mil.

Wait, can't they have me on as somebody that was watching it as a fan? As a viewer. As a viewer, because I wanted to be it so bad, but I've... I would suck on the interview, but I feel like I could give in some insight on it. No, I was one of those who wanted to be. I really wanted to be famous on MySpace because...

They might use this clip it, too. Like, Guys, remember MySpace? What?

Oh, let me do it again. Because they might put a clip because they'll take this clip. No, guys.

We also have talked about MySpace in past episodes.

I know, so they'll take that. Take it, please, guys. Oh, my God. That's so sick. I really hope they finish it and complete it and it's good and they put it out. That's really sick.

Tom. Tom Anderson.

How is What are you doing? You think he's still loaded? Definitely.

I feel like he made like $600 million off of it.

Wow. He's 54 years old now.

Zane, he was your age.

Oh, wow.

He was your age. Is this when he started it?

Because that's the famous picture. Imagine me making a whole website.

Zane coding a website. He's locked in.

I can't believe how good we all were at coding.

I was all right a little bit.

We knew the fundamentals of HTML I cannot believe...

I could not hop on a computer and do that now. There's no way. But it was second nature to me.

But yeah, I was able to make my page look the exact way I want it through coding. I can't do that anymore.

I remember one of my buddies in school, he did try to help me make one, but I could never walk into it ever in my house. So it was just like, when I would go to his house, he would like... I was the same way.

I remember your page.

Was your computer in your house in the living room where everybody could see what you're doing? I never had internet I had access in my bedroom. I had a computer in my bedroom, but I could only play computer games on it, but I couldn't have the internet.

You look like you had a gamer session. I feel like your computer in the living room.

When you would walk into my house, you would walk into the living room and there was the couch, a chair, and then the TV, and then the patio to go outside. Then to the right was, what they call it, the family room, den. It's a separate living room that had the corner desk.

I can smell his house right now.

A computer. Then I had a really big TV in that room, and then another couch. That's where the Xbox was. It was like a video game area.

With your big ass aquarium lighting up the space.

Yeah, that's a den, yeah. We called it a computer room.

I didn't even have a TV in my room.

No, I was not allowed.

I was always so scared to go on my computer because my stepdad was a FBI agent. In my head was like, Oh, he can see. It doesn't matter if I'm on private. He can see everything. I feel he can see anything. But at the end of the day, I'm like, Was he caring to even check to see the weird shit I was going on on the computer? Because I was into some questionable shit. My tumbler days, oh, my God. He would have put me in a mental hospital if he saw what I was like, reblogging on tumbler.

Did you really like it or you were like, this is cool?

I was intrigued in it. But if I had a son that was reblogging that shit, I would-The stuff that you were? I would be concerned. A hundred %, I'd be concerned.

Were you just posting naughty things or just really dark means?

No, it wasn't naughty things. It was more like, again, we talked about this, like horror stuff. Oh, yeah. But it would be like some gory stuff. But again, people...

It's just a face.

But then again, as a parent, I don't think I'd ever want to be searching through my kid's history and seeing what they're doing. I don't want to see it.

I think you should just trust that your kid has good judgment.

Because I'm not insane now, but I like horror movies.It.

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Guys, Danielle has been selling a lot of stuff, just her clothes because she has a ton of clothes. They just had a garage sale at a friend's house.

I went.

Were you there?

I bought five things.

Were you there when the whole underwear man came? No. Okay, so-Oh, no. They were there, and a dude shows up, this 30-year-old dude, and he was looking around. He's like, Hey, do you guys have any underwear? They're like, Oh, yeah. Well, we have some right here. Girls will get PR packages. He's He's going through it and they're all new. He's like, Do you guys have any used underwear? No way. All the girls were like, Oh, my God. They couldn't believe it. It was shocking.

Oh, my gosh.

Some of the girls Some of the girls were like, that were didn't care. They weren't gross up, but they were just more like, Oh, let's take advantage of this guy. Like, Oh, yeah, these are used, but they were like, new. They were like, Oh, yeah, these are used.

He's like, Oh, God.

But no, in my... When she told me that story, I was like, Okay, a part of me felt like it wasn't him that was a freak. It was more like he's taking advantage of maybe he has some site where he's posing as a girl, but he's using that site to almost like...Sell it?Yeah. Imagine he's running an OnlyFans site or something like that, a girl's OnlyFans site. Maybe she's a real girl, but maybe he runs it. So maybe he takes that underwear and he poses it as it's her underwear, but he's like, it's... Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I guess so.

More like he's not... He could be, but I was thinking business to this guy. Why would you show up?

I think 100% he was being a creep.

If I was into that shit, I wouldn't show up to a garage show with a bunch of people around asking for that shit. It's crazy. Use the underwear.

Those people are sick.

I know. They also don't care. They're so weird. They don't care what you think about. They're just like, Where's the used underwear? He wanted what he wanted.

I know. Look, but there's a chance that he could be just looking at as a way to make money.

The way I see it, though, if he was running somebody's OnlyFans, he would just be like, Hey, give me a bunch of I'm going to sell them and make money for it.

Because he wouldn't want to sound like a creep. He'd be like, It's not for me. Trust me.

No, he wasn't making it sound like it wasn't for him. When he was...

Again, that's what- That's why I think he's a creep. Otherwise, I'd be like, I don't want these people to think I'm weird. I'm just going I'm not going to say this.

I wonder how much used underwear... What's the market value on a used underwear?

I'm not going to Google that.

Is it so expensive where he was hoping to get just a cheap fix on it?

I don't know.

The thing is that... The panty. I know. I I know some people that are running OnlyFans. People are paying a lot of money for different things that girls are selling on there.

You guys go on Facebook marketplace. Yeah. Have you seen any things for sale that are clearly not trying to sell what the item is?

Give me an example.

Like a half naked guy in the mirror selling this mirror.

I'll search for mid-century mirrors, and it'll be a guy taking a picture of the mirror, and it's like, underwear like this in the mirror. It'll be like, mirror for sale. But it's clearly selling himself.

Clearly, you're not... No one wants to buy that mirror with that type of picture being taken.

Also, you're saying they're using that picture as a way to sell themselves?

Because the description has nothing to do with the mirror, too.

Because you know someone sees it, they're turned on, they're going to DM him, and then they start opening up the door to what?

The mirror is big as hell, but in the description, 6-inch. Yeah, right. It's like, what is 6-inch?

It's a 6-inch hard and sturdy mirror. Rock solid. Ready to go, willing to deliver at any time.

Can deliver this mirror between 3:00 AM to 6:00 AM? That's probably what it is. Imagine I really like the mirror, I'm like, 3:00 AM to 6 AM. Sure, yes. 3:00.

Fuck. Yeah, I could be there.

Come inside. You're like, Where is it? You look at the mirror, you're like, This looks great. You look at yourself in the reflection, he's standing right behind you. You're like, I...

There's so many things like that on Facebook.

Definitely.

It's so funny how there's so many girls that would just take advantage of that creep in. It's like, Oh, you're gross, but you know what? I'm going to make some money off your creepiness?

That is weird to be that bold and upfront to ask for that. No, these are new. I want the used ones. Where's the ones that you've been wearing?

Now that I'm thinking about it, yeah, I know he's definitely a creep. But if I was buying it to do some service on the side like that, I would just get two underwear. I would just scrape it up a little bit. Or maybe just wear it for a couple of days. Or get some-He should have said-Just get some-He should have said, Where's the vintage underwear?

Because vintage has to be used. That's crazy.

I think-Oh, that's a better way to put it, like vintage underwear. For a shoe.It's vintage.

Like second-hand? Second-hand.

Like a hand me down piece of pain.

It just used underwear, I think is…

You really You really are. Sick and disgusting. Speaking of that, I have a really gross story. Oh, my God. This is really gross, but whatever. Matt and I, we went to some hay ride type place.

Yeah, Nights of the Jack.

It's like a pumpkin festival. We went to a pumpkin festival in Calabasas for a little bit. Oh, you remember we had to leave for that on one of the episodes? We were there and we got there early. There wasn't much people there. There's maybe a total of 150, 200 people there, but it was a wide spot. I was walking around and all of a sudden, I farted and I was like, Okay. I was like, Oh, my God. I got to go to the bathroom. It felt like it was a little bit more than-A little bit more serious. A little bit more serious, yeah. I go to the Porta Potty, and it's a whole Porta Potty section. But there's an where you can see the whole festival, and that's how you go into the section of the Porta Potty. Almost like a locker room. In the locker room, they're all facing each other, and then there's a... I'm in the Porta Potty. This is in... Keith, this is insane. I was in the Porta Potty, I close it and I lock it. I take a quick whiz, and I need to wipe because I didn't know if it was serious or not.

I pull my pants down. I I walk in. This is the door, right? I walk in, I close it like this, right? I'm standing right in front of it. There's not much space in there.

Ask to door.

Ask the door, right? Okay. I grab toilet paper and I pull my pants on like this, right? All the way down. And I bend over. Let me do it quick. I'm going to flip this. So right now, I'm bare as my jeans are around my angle. And as I'm wiping, I don't even notice it. But the door has swung open. I have not noticed it. I am like this, and I feel Aaron like, oh my God. The entire... The festival. There's no way. But nobody was there. There was no human in sight. No I'm human insight. And I immediately, I scream. It's really hard to close because it swung open, right? So I have to go outside, reach out.

That is mortifying.

Mariah, I couldn't believe that nobody saw this. But imagine somebody was in-That would have went with me to the grave.

Yeah, you would have scarred someone's mind for the rest of their life.

No, Matt, because we did it. We did a little like a brand deal there. Matt, I would have called him, but like, I am so sorry. I have to leave right now. Like, screw it. I'm not doing it anymore. I have to go. Because the word's going to spread. There's not much people, their word's going to spread. And then I'm going to be around in 30 minutes. Oh, things were spread. In 30 minutes, and people are going to start looking at me. And even whether they're looking at me for that reason or not, I'm I'm going to have a fucking panic attack. You need to leave. You should leave. No, but I got so lucky and I finished and I walked out and I couldn't wait. Matt was just around. Matt was around eight other people, so I didn't want to say it yet, but the whole time I was just like, I have to tell Matt what just happened because this is insane. Or I just wish Matt was- I witnessed it. I wish Matt witnessed it. You were waiting there for him to finish the bathroom. Because it was such an insane view of just as That's paper in the air.

We got it.

It was absolutely insane.

That was the other day when Zane went to the bathroom when you thought he was in there?

When we were at Disney and I thought you were in the bathroom, so I... Zane went to go to the bathroom, and I was looking around. I didn't know where he went, so I ended up going into the bathroom, too, because I had to go real quick. But I didn't see him in there, like any of the urinals. So I walked in and I went to I just hear from the stall. I'm like, Oh, he must be in the stall. I hear…

Yeah, that's Zane.

I was like, Damn. I was like, Get it. Okay.

But didn't you say that you called my name first?

I walked in, I was like, Zane, and I didn't hear anything. I was like, Oh, maybe he just didn't hear me. I just hear it blowing up the bathroom. I'm like, Oh, get it. Every time it was like, Bum, bum.

I was like, Oh. He's hyping this person up.

It was just going off. Every single sound that was made, I was like, Okay. I go, I'm like, Okay. Then I'm washing my hands and somebody else walked out of the stall. I was just... I was egging this dude on with his poop, and it was not Zane the entire time.

I finally meet up with him. They're like, Zane, were you in the bathroom at all? I was like, Oh. Or he was like, Did you hear me when I called your name? I was like, No. They all just said they're holding each other. I'm like, What happened? I couldn't believe it. So funny.

Imagine, though, your name. Somebody is doing that to you and you're just...

You're trying to be-I would never leave the stall. I would just be like, Please leave. Okay.

When I was in the bathroom, though, it was me and this other person. I was about to say person, but they're definitely a dude. We're both sitting on the toilet next to each other in the stall, and they're just so small. You're all right, man? I'm just sitting there and I know we're both trying to be quiet. We're both trying to be quiet. It was the most awkward thing. We're both on the same. We get it.

You're waiting for the other person to flush so you can just...

It's just such a horrible moment. I'll flush and then go while it's flushing just to get the sound. I wish there were just signals. Yeah, or just elevator music. You do the water blanket cradle, right? I do not. That's crazy. I do not. I think it depends on the What do you mean?

I put a layer down on the water.

To prevent...

Splashback.

I guess I don't...

There should be music blasting in all bathrooms.

We should. Yeah. It's just a really loud. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.

It's just a intense drum beat.

Because I think the quieter it is, the more anxiety you have of just sitting there trying to get...

Relieve yourself. You want to feel safe. I don't like being in a state of of alertness while I'm trying to relax.

I feel like that make people go quicker, too. The flow would be faster. Speaking of signaling, though, I was thinking about this while driving yesterday. Someone cut somebody else off, and You never know if somebody does something on the road accidentally or on purpose, why isn't there something on every car where it's a light thing, a sorry light? Hey, my bad. Because immediately you think they're assholes when they do something, when it could be genuinely an accident. So my head was like, just imagine just a little a sorry blink on every vehicle.

Japan, to say thank you for letting in people in a lane, they just hit their emergency lights just once. So it just flashes as a thank you.

Oh, really? I just hit my brakes twice. I go, Thank you.

You hit your break or horn.

You tap your break light so they... Oh, your break light. I do window down and then I go like this.

Imagine cutting someone off and then you break twice.

Okay.

Nasty. Do you hear about the guy who has this new business where you can hire him to come to your work and give an anonymous complaint to your boss, and he can just cuss them out? No. Wait, so you hire this dude. Say you're at work and you just hate your fucking boss. You just want them to get... You want your boss to get yelled at by somebody. Okay. You pay this guy who shows up in a clipboard and whatever, and he goes, Who's the boss here? Where is Jenny? I need to talk to Jenny. And Jenny's like, I see you goes, Yeah, Jenny, heard you've been treating your employees pretty bad. You've been giving them some really shit hours. And how about this stuff? And they'll just start cursing the person out.

Wait, that's genius.

What a funny. What a funny. Genius. Brilliant.

The manager is In front of everybody?

Per your own request of what you want.

You'll have them say whatever you want.

Have them say whatever you want.

That's such an easy job for that person to do because he'll never be in there again. It's just something you go in. It doesn't matter. You're not going to see anybody.

It's an anonymous complaint. No one knows that it came from you. Hopefully not. But you could get all your employees together and chip in and pay for this guy to come in and just bitch out your boss. Wow. I mean, that takes some balls as a career because you're going in somewhere looking for the most important person and just ranting at them on a whim. But yeah, it's this genius business.

You just need to be confident. I feel like if you're confident about it, you can walk in anywhere and really cause a scene.

Yeah, I was just like, brilliant. That's crazy.

Brilliant business. I think that's a great to do if the boss is really bad. He's just terrible to their employees.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hopefully they would-I love that.

I'm all for it.

It would be very satisfying if you were the one that paid for it and you're like, you have it done at a time when you're at work and you can watch the whole thing happen, the satisfaction of seeing the guy walk in and you're like, here it is. It's coming and you're just like-You're looking over your cubicle being like, fuck, yeah.

You're also going to assume... If I was a boss, in my head, I was like, who who's not at work today? That's who did it. You want to do it when you're working.

I want to get my money's worth. I want to see it happen in person.

You're just sitting there recording it.

Or you know what I would do? I would call it in, have them do it. And hours before, I would go to my boss and be like, Hey, I just want to let you know you've been doing so good. You've been doing a really good job with employees. Hey, boss man. Let him know that I'm on your good side.Oh.

I'm on your side. I would never do something like that to you.

When he does want to make positive changes, he's going to make the biggest a positive change to you first because you were being nice the whole time.

That's all manipulation.

I'm so curious on how the whole gig goes down because I wouldn't want the boss to cross the thought of being like, Who hired this person? This is a bit. Somebody did this. Yeah, you wanted it to seem real. I wanted it to seem real where they're honestly flicked out by it in a weird way. Not legally, but I need to get my shit together. I don't know who this person is.

Do you think the whole clipboard action is a little two-stage?

I think it shows a sense of I'm here to check up on things, and you're not running it properly.

I saw some people go to restaurants with a clipboard to pretend like they're-A food critic or a sales officer. A food critic, and they get treated a little extra special.

Meanwhile, they have no power. Or even coming as a customer, too. You hire someone that comes in as a customer, and then you're like, By the way, I heard that... They either heard or read or something where they're a customer getting food. But also, I want to tell you this real quick because I've heard That shit that's been going on here. Having a clipboard in your hand is such a-Go in places and just don't say anything.

Just look around and just write things down.

Oh, that's good.

People freak out over it. You're just like, none of your business. You just start counting things and just going-How many employees do we have working here right now? Yeah, you're looking at the clock, you're nodding and going...

Or pulling employees to the side, just really quick as the boss is there. He could see it, but he's far away now and you're just like, How is he treating you good?

Yeah, you come in like a teacher who's there to monitor another. That's like, Bates it, Bates it, I'm out of here. Now, what is this for watching? Oh, yes.

I'd be pretty freaked out as a boss because you really don't know. Matt. Now, what is this that we're working on?

That would be really fun.

Oh, yeah.

I'm just going to do it for free.

That's why I always wish I could be a process server. Serving papers to somebody would love to go do that.

Oh, like a lawsuit?

You know like Seth Rogen and Pineapple Express, where he just will put on scrubs and walk into a hospital and be like, Doctor so and so, you've been served. You think you can do that? You blend in. I just love the idea of putting in on a uniform, going in somewhere, trying to find a person and confirming their identity and just being like, You've been served.

That is... It's crazy that they have to go to those lengths to serve people. They can't just be like, Look, they You can't prove that they've been trying to avoid them. It's impossible to try to prove that, so you have to do it in person with your own eyes and serve it.

Who was the celebrity? It was Olivia Wild. She got served her papers at a panel Q&A event. Crazy. Olivia Wild, she's like, yes. And then she goes, you've been served. And she gets-No.

It's a Q&A. Like, yeah, okay. What would you like to ask?

Well, I got this for you. Me and my daughter remade it. It's just this, you've been served.

Peace. In order to do that, though, you really don't do that as your first option. Really attempt to do it privately. And if you, as a person that's serving, can tell that they're avoiding you, then you have to go all the way in.

I think also the severity of whatever you're being served can justify the rudeness of how you do it.

Also, I don't think they're doing it because the person that is trying to sue them, I don't think they tell them to do it. I think they choose how to do it. It's their own discretion. It's their own discretion. I don't think you even-I'm also so curious, do they get paid by getting the service done?

If you tried three times, you're still not getting paid until it happens? Or do you log in hours?

I think the firm charges hourly for just all the work that they're doing. It's depending on the salary, hourly or whatever.

You must like it, I guess, if they're not getting it through.

They're getting paid a lot, so they're going to do it.

They're a process server. I think that's the name of the title of the job.

But I think it's I'm a part of the firm, though. I don't think it's a freelancer.

Yeah. All right, I think we're good.

Good? Wow! Wow, we did it. We did it.

All right. Well, happy birthday again. Happy birthday, Zane.

Thank you. Thank you, everybody. My name, Ryan even. Thank you.

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