Transcript of Catching Employees Cheating and Stealing - UNFILTERED 272

Audio is rolling. And video is rolling.

You know what else is rolling?

What? Me. Oh, yeah? Did you pop a Molly before this?

Absolutely.

No, Zane looks like he's been watching a lot of Backstreet Boys videos lately.

You know what? I wanted to do no half for an episode. I wanted to show people. It's giving... My hair is at its worst right now. And I was like, I'm going to let it all out. I'm just going to just...

It's out all right.

It's giving nick Carter. Very nick Carter. Nick Carter.

Just whatever you guys have in your tank, just let it out now so we can move past it.

Speaking of Backstreet Boys, did you hear? They just announced. The Sphere. They announced a residency at the Sphere for July.

I'm thinking second proposal. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

Run it back.

Keith, we look completely different from when we did it the first time. Unrecognizable. I say we come back.

I guarantee you could probably sneak backstage and they think you're going to go out and perform.

You just got to show that hair. We might be banned. We get there, we buy the tickets. We don't realize that there's a clear atmosphere that's just like scan space, and it's like...

You're with the band? No, you are banned. You're not allowed to be here.

I can already see the story ties on TikTok. These two boys with a little music being in the back is like, they've faked their roles, but this is not the first time. They already did this before last time Backstreet Boys went on residency in Vegas.

Tune in later tonight to hear the full story.

Part two. But I think we should definitely Should we go back. Or should we go back and apologize? We did. And actually do a real proposal on stage.

Backstreet Boys, please invite us back.

You ready to rock and roll, baby? I'm always ready to rock and roll.

Let's do it. Okay. It's Cove-to, baby.

It's Coveito, baby.

Because welcome back to Zane and Heath unfiltered. I'm Kevin.

Yeah.

I'm Heath. I'm mad.

I'm Mariah.

I thought you were going to do the backstreet boy's names.

I couldn't remember. I'm hanging there. I froze.

Welcome back to another episode. Thank you so much for coming back. We really appreciate it. I can't believe here again.

It's so stupid. He just took his medication. Bear with him this episode.

No, I did not. I'm actually waiting for another two hours. I've been taking my for the past two years and not... You're supposed to take it the hour, the hour every day. I've been all over the place. Between 10: 00 AM to 5: 00 PM, I'll take it somewhere in between there every single day. I thought it was like any time.

Just make it part of your routine the same way.

It is a part of my routine between 10: 00 to 5: 00 every day.

Listen, hear me out. Stick the pill in the puff, in the little hole. All and crush it up. Just that way so every morning you grab it.

It's right there. But you know what? Then I will do it still different times.

No, Zane would pick up his puff and be like…

What are you doing?

That's probably why it's not… I haven't felt any different on it. I just thought it was like…

I mean, it's not going to kill you, but I think it would toss your just stuff off balance.

It's been tossed for a long time.

Is this your… It's my Alexa Pro. I don't understand. Yeah, I don't understand. Well, let's get better at it.

I will. I'm going to take it at 5: 40 PM. I know. 5: 40 PM every single day.

You have an alarm set?

No.

Let's start with that.

Well, they said it's at least within the hour.

Yeah, you should set just an everyday alarm on your phone. That way, when it goes off, you're like, okay.

Like birth control. You know? It would be the worst girl.

You're all right? Now I'm on the pill.

Just pregnant all the time. I'm like that fish in that game.

Well, I remembered to take it.

The pregnant fish in that game. The tank game.

The tank game that we've talked about. It's wild how he birth control, though. Sometimes when they're taking the pill, it's just like a sugar pill for that day. Yeah, the placebo. It doesn't matter if they just take it because if there was a day where you're like, Oh, wait, is today the day I don't have to take it? It would just toss you legit off cycle. So interesting.

We should try it out one time. We should buy a pack and then try it.

Try to guess which one it is.

Yeah, we flip it around, play a game.

I think they're different colors, too.

It's just-Oh, they are different colors.

They are different colors. You're just popping it out because it looks like a calendar. It looks like a month. I don't know. Some are on a wheel, some are like a grid.

What's the advent calendar? Is that what it's It's not an advent calendar.

It's like getting a little chocolate. A little design on it. They should make a birth control advent calendar. That would do well.

Imagine like Marvel-themed, like birth control. That's sick. That's a great campaign.

They should put birth control And inside the middle of a gummy daily vitamin, so you get two and one as well. So you know that you're getting your vitamins and your birth control. I don't know if that makes sense.

Not a bad idea. What happens if guys take it?

You know what? I do not know. I think it could affect maybe your hormones. No, I don't know. It's the same thing where I've always thought with like, my doll. If you just had a headache and you had no Tylenol, had no Advil, had no Aleve, and you took a my doll, did it get rid of your It's like this.

Midal is for a headache? I thought midal is for something else.

Well, it's in a similar vein. Midal is for cramps. Yeah. I think it's either... It's not like an IB Profen.

Guys get crampss, too. When I eat too much, like Chipotle, I get a little cramp.

I get Can you get tummy pain once a month.

Yeah, I get cramps?

Have you ever put on the thing?

No, we want to, though.

It's basically a simulator. It's basically a simulator of what menstrual cramps are. Yes. I have never done it, but I also just can't imagine what women have to go Mariah.

You want me to sound pick me or do you want me to lie?

What do you mean pick me to who, guys?

I've never had a cramp in my life.

Whoa. Wow, that is so pick me.

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Yeah, I don't get cramps. So I would like to try it, too.

I mean, is there other forms of pain that it caused? Do girls get headaches when they are on their periods?

Every girl is different.

Everybody's different. Some people have severe crampss and pain every month. Some people pass out. There's people that physically cannot move.

And people have to go to fucking work.

It's crazy. It's horrible.

Obviously, if you have a sick day, you have a sick day, you're so sick. But it's wild for women who can have a seriously bad day. It's really bad period. Actually bedridden.

Not like I feel sick bedridden. You physically can't move out of a fetal position or it's really horrible. People get hot flashes. It's really bad for a lot of people.

My pain that I know my pain that I get, My once a month stomach issue that I have, I know if I had to be in an office or go to work while feeling that, there's absolutely no way. I can only imagine other people that are dealing with that every month, and they are one of the unlucky groups that have the severe pain. There's no way I could function and work while dealing with that.

Unfilters for the girls. You know what I'm saying? We are here for you. We ride. We ride and die for you, baby.

Everybody's different. I think for me, personally, it does help that I dance because my whole life, they haven't been severe for me at all, and they only lasted a few days. I've been very fortunate, but gymnasts don't get it at all because of how much they're working at. I've heard that.

Yeah.

But, Mariah, you know you're right, because I'm a good dancer, and I never get periods or cramps. It's true.

Everybody's different.

Wow. I think this is really a thing. You learn something every day. Who else dances like and doesn't get cramps while they have their periods?

Did you ever get a toe cramp in the pool?

Where it locks.

That's the worst. When you're swimming and then your toe is like, oh.

Where your toe will just point straight.

That's never happened. I think I need to... I don't know what you're talking about.

I've had Charlie horses and foot crampss. Wait, is it Charlie horse in your calf in a foot cramp What's worse than your foot?

Charlie horse is your thigh.

Yeah, it's more your quad.

I thought it was more my calf. Okay.

You know what's worse than that, though? When you scrape on the bottom of the bowl with your chin.

You dove a little, too.

I still do this a lot as a grown woman. In a hot tub, if you're gossiping and you're walking on your hand, you're like, Yeah, no. And then he said... You always did the silliest position.

You're straddling the You're on your stomach floating, but you're walking with your hands, and then your knee scrapes or the top of your foot.

The bone right here on your big toe just catched out on a step.

It's the worst You have a scrape on your chin because there's not a bandaid out there. It's like, for your chin, and you're going to school with that shit on.

I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Everyone's looking at it.

The worst was when I was in high school wrestling, and you would get You did wrestling in high school? I would have a mat burn every single month. It's so annoying. It's worse than a rug burn.

Oh, I can't imagine.

It would be like, they'd be on your face, they'd be on your chin. You get them on your forehead because you're bracing on the mat and it's just like rub.

Can you lube up at all? Put some Vaseline all in your body.

Once you would start sweating, it would be easier to slip and slide around on the mat. But when you first start out and it's warm up-time and you're on the mat and That mat has to smell. It's like rubber. When they would... Because if you're wrestling, you have to break an arm and throw them forward. Then you would hit and land on your forehead and you would drive and then it would just be...

You know that shit's dirty It would get so infected, get ringworm-ish.

Get staff, all of that. What weight class were you in? 135. 135. Where is that on this? Is that the light weight class?

No, I think our lightest was 103. 103 or 105, something like that.

Do you have to be that exact... How in the world of-No, you have to be under it. Under it? But in order to be the- Then what's like? You have to be between this and this.

Technically, you could wrestle up if you wanted. Sometimes the school wouldn't have somebody at that specific weight class, so you would have to jump up.

Okay. The coach is like, I need you to bulk up.

Yes. I'm almost positive it was 135, but there was a kid that was a year above me who also weighed the same weight. Okay. We would wrestle for that spot for the match that was coming up. Whoever won got to wrestle that. Then whoever lost had to either jump a weight. Sometimes I would wrestle at the 140 something category. Like, if that kid beat me that week, whatever it was. So you would just wrestle up whatever you would be underweight for.

Got it. Rate yourself from 1-10. How good were you in wrestling?

He had that glam hair. I'm not even No, it was because I had to wear it in a...

What are they called? Like a mesh net.

Like a bun.

Like a hair net? Yes, like a hair net type thing. I'd have to wear that and then have the headgear over it, and it'd become... My bangs would be in my head. I can picture that. Have you ever seen Vision Quest? I was maybe like a 6, 7 on a scale of one. I went to districts, and I did well. I I didn't make it to... I think it was regional or district or something like that. I did well. I wasn't like a...

There you go, district, regional state.

Right. I almost made it to state.

I would suck at wrestling, but boy, you put a little alcohol on me, I'll beat everybody. I'm so good at drunk wrestling.

They would be doing illegal moves.

They'll be like, Sorry. He'd be like, He'd be grabbing the chair.

He would run up in the bleachers.

You piss me off enough, I watch you dead.

I watch you fucking dead.

It's so funny.

But I feel like if I try to do wrestling right now, I started taking classes, I think I can get good really quick.

I think so. It's fun.

Or like, jujitsu. I think you'd be pretty good at.

Is jiu-jitsu more- Like rolling.

It's more like chokes, arm, bars, leg.

Todd Buston.

I'll explain. Now we sound like the Joe Rogan podcast right now. But is jiu-jitsu Jujutsu is still in the round, in a circle, like wrestling is? Wrestling takes place within a circle. There is a perimeter. Yeah, in jujutsu, you would wear your gi. Okay, got it.

Also, it's totally different. If you wrestle and you go to your back, It's different points, right? You would have a takedown in wrestling. If you get put on your back and your shoulder blades touch both of them, you're pinned, you're done.

I just couldn't imagine, I got to go just get up close to somebody I don't know and wrestle It's different with other team sports. There's a bit of a distance. There's some passing. We're just trying to do points. You could blame other people. I'm going to get up in this other motherfucker, I don't even know.

Them's like their skin all over your-The thing is, I was grossed out 100% of the time.

What they would do is people wouldn't shower on purpose, so you would stink. I just remember being on the verge of throwing up.

Oh, that's a good tactic.

You would just smell really bad, and then they would do it on purpose, and then they'd be like, arm pit on your face. I would just have the heebie-jeebies.

That makes sense, though, because I'll be working out, and if my gloves smell really good, like something smells really bad, I physically can't lift I have to stop and take off my gloves. I can't lift with my gloves right now because the stink weakens my entire body.

The amount of times I'll be like, All right, I'm just done, and I would just get pinned because I'm like…

That makes sense, though.

Dude, it's so gross.

Well, this episode is for the ladies. Hope you guys are still here.

Stinky, sweaty wrest.

All right, well, let's move on to something more exciting for the ladies. This is the last episode before your wedding.

We're a married couple.

This is coming up This is coming after, but this is before your wedding.

Mariah, you're probably right now in your wedding dress editing this, trying to push it up.

Yeah, this actually this exact episode.

Yes.

I'm really excited to see how that picture turns out. I'm just waiting for it. It's like imagining it in my brain.

She's walking down the aisle with one of those teacher cart things, pushing it. Projector. Projector. Yeah, with the laptop right there.

Where are we at right now?

What is the percentage completion of what you need to get done before. Yeah.

Is everything locked and loaded and ready to go?

97.

Yeah, 98%.

That's amazing. That's great. For this far ahead?

I know. That's great. I know. We leave in almost less than a week now to fly out there. We're pretty There's a few other things, a lot of filling out what songs play at what time for the bridal party to walk out, for us to walk out, for different things like that. So we're… Yeah.

Just piecing it all together or just the run of show. Right. The run of It's just how it's all going to flow.

Me and he, they're talking about it. It's literally like you're planning a concert.

Yeah. It feels like you're putting on a play.

It's just like, lights, camera, action, places, everybody.

At this time. Places. You have to trust also so many people people also are on the same page and you don't have to communicate it again to them.

You're allowed to bring in suits to dry cleaners, right? That's allowed? Yeah. Okay. I didn't know if that was not allowed.

What do you think dry cleaners do? You mean take rent a two dry cleaner?

Yeah, to get it steam. I didn't know if it wasn't a lot.

The steamers are fantastic. I love the steamer. I think it's one of the best inventions of all time. A fucking steamer. It's just like it does the job. I could do it all day.

Oh, yeah. I could just buy that instead of taking it to a cleaner. I feel like it's so expensive taking that to a cleaner.

Right. Are you talking about for his wedding? You guys should just have a steamer in your room for all the men.

Does anybody know what a dry cleaner is?

We've talked about this. We looked at videos and stuff.

I don't get if it's cleaning it, though. It still doesn't make sense to me.

I think it's high power steaming.

I think it's disinfecting. Because steam does disinfect.

Yes. It's a way of washing.

They're putting a bunch of chemicals in it. But it's still not dry, though. Steel is What is the dry portion?

Is they let it hang dry? Yeah, it's just dry. They power it with thick steam that cleans it.

Cleaning chemicals. Lately, they've been saying, go to eco friendly dry cleaners because the stuff that they put in regular dry cleaners, apparently, is not good for our skin. But then again, I'm like, I'm only wearing a dry clean something a few times a year. I'm not wearing a suit every day.

I bet your sweet ass that I'm sure the eco-friendly one is still bad.

Still bad. Okay, maybe Yeah, I'm sure. There was just this woman who was like, Do not go to other dry cleaners. I was like, Okay, I'll change it up. Still go to them. I was like, Okay, good to know.

I'm nervous for you guys, but I'm also really excited for you guys. Thank you. I hope everything goes exactly the way you picture in your head.

We did really good. We did finish the seating chart arrangement and everything like that. Which was so fun.

Oh, I know. It's a Southern thing to not do a seating chart. That's what I learned.

We did not do We had a seating chart for hours. Well, we had a seating chart for our rehearsal dinner, but the actual wedding, it was just, sit wherever you want.

Wait, right. But I've never been to a wedding like that. So I was like, Oh, this is interesting. So I remember looking it up on the spot, and it's a Southern thing. People were commenting, and they were just like, We do this in the South. It's just traditionally. And it was just so interesting that different areas do different things.

Do you just at least book certain seats for family members? There's plenty of seats.

I don't know. We never sat with everybody. People ate. We did not eat with our wedding party. People ate, and then we came out, and then there was still food.

They didn't do a seated plated dinner. That's probably why it helps that you don't really need a seating.

I to do it like that. I remember where we sat on your wedding. I only remember that party the night before.

We were in the corner by the stage. If you're looking at the stage, we were in the corner right by the window.

Oh, yes. Okay. Wow.

It's just a way of people just sitting comfortably wherever they are. Also, some people are already bonding sitting there and they sit together and I don't know.

You're not seeing where you want to sit, so you're looking at the table that you want to sit at and you're like, I'll be right back. And you end up just like, scooting up.

Yeah, it's always different. But that is so fun being able to put people together where they're at.

It's like one big puzzle.

It feels like Sims. Yeah.

And when you're looking at a table, you're like, That's a good ass table.

You're like, They're going to have a good time.

Every table, I don't know how we did it, every single table makes sense. There's not one random table where it's like, Those are the-Yeah, the table 14 is what they call it, or table 16, that's the oddballs. I'm really excited because the people that don't know each other, we have some tables split with this is one group and this is another group, but they have something in common that I'm going to tell them. When we go say hi to each table, I'm going to tell them, By the way, you're all teachers at school districts. Perfect. Me and my mom categorize all the tables. We have a works at a school district table, team dancers, adult dancers. We have California- What's your name, Mariah?

What am I sitting at?

You're the groom. But we have California One, California Two, California Three.

It was so fun. It's different sections of California friends that are coming Closer.

Parents of Friends table.

It was really fun. Right actually has the seating shaped like the state of California. She really is going as far to make it.

It was really fun.

What's my mom at?

Parents of Friends. She's with Danielle's parents.

It was fun. I wonder if my mom is going to find her true love.

I think a lot of people are going to find love at this wedding. I know people that are going to be good matches.

I got so excited the morning after my wedding, finding out who kissed who, who went home with who. I'm not saying tons of people went home with each other at our wedding, but there were some hookups. There were a few?

The debrief must be so fun.

Yeah, it's so fun getting the debrief.

Tell us later.

Love is in the air. Then you'll find out just things that also went wrong on your wedding that you will not know until the next day. It's great just having a big laugh over it.

Thoughts on proposals happening at a wedding. Never. Fuck that. The amount of videos I've seen of people doing that is crazy.

It doesn't matter who. No, it's bad. Really bad. Unless you ran it by the bride and groom, and they were both cool with that.

You shouldn't even ask the bride and groom if that's okay.

The balls, you have to be like, Is it okay if I propose at your wedding?

Unless the bride and groom is begging you and forcing you to do it on their night, maybe.

Maybe. Yeah, it just takes complete attention away from what we're here to celebrate. But yeah, that does happen. People get drunk and they just think it's a perfect moment. We're already with all the family. Let's do it. Come on, sweetheart. Let's get back.

I don't know. Honestly, Heta Mariah probably wouldn't mind me because it takes attention off them for a little bit.

Yeah, go celebrate that.

Please, please do it.

You're doing a bouquet toss, right? Yeah. Have you practiced? I actually...

I was like... Just straight into the ground behind you.

Because I know really good shoulder stretches. I've had people text me. They're like, throw it my way. No.

Was it my mom?

No. That's on them. They got a fight for it because your back's to them. But you want to make sure it's released at a proper angle because you see someone.

It always straight to the floor.

It's straight to the floor.

Is there bad luck if it hits the floor? Is that ever happened? No.

If someone says that, they can piss off. If it's bad luck, you got to redo it. Get out of here.

But I will say, shout out to my sister and my mom because they have been helping so much on the East Coast. They're freaking killing it. My sister's doing any last minute, any DIY stuff that we're doing, she's handling that so that when we get there, it's already done.

Do they go to the venue a lot or they don't?

No, we don't have to go to the venue at all. Oh, that's nice.

Do you guys lose your voice easy? Yes. Just go ease into talking. Don't go too hard and don't strain yourself. If there's music playing and you'd the words of a song, mouth it. Do not scream and shout.

We had this whole conversation because we did karaoke the other night, and I said, The day of our wedding, remind me if I'm talking too much because the next day, I'm going to be shot. I just don't want to deal with that.

You don't need to shout at people across the room. If you need something communicated, go say it.

It's very hard.

It's hard for me because I like to be on and I like to match people's energy, so no one thinks I'm in a bad mood. Because that's the worst.

It's your wedding and your voice is gone and you can't talk to it. You're like, Thank you so much.

Yeah.

Mariah, that's going to be work for you. Horrible. She's talking to everybody. Oh, boy.

I'm trying to feel free. Just thank you so much for coming. Oh, my gosh, you look fantastic. How are they?

Mariah, I'm like this. She said, Thank you for coming tonight.

Did you guys do Did you do the under the dress garter thing?

No, we did not.

Okay, we're doing the garter toss, but I'm like, we're not- But it's not going under my dress. I don't understand. You've never seen that where the room goes- A little too long and everyone's like, whew.

Or they like- It comes out in their mouth.

They're I'm like, what? Bro, I literally couldn't come up from that and then look at her parents. Like, just... Right.

What?

I don't get it.

The garter is around the bride's legs. Traditionally, it's a very '80s, '90s thing. The bride sits in a chair and the groom literally goes under her dress and grabs it.

I haven't seen that.

Some of them do pranks where they come out with like, granny panties or like Make a joke out of it. I like the joke. I think my dad did that actually.

The underwears, the big underwears?

You're not going fully under? Are you just making eye contact?

No, it's just going to be sitting on a table. I'm not even going to wear it.

Oh, great.

But it's still a toss? I'm still going to slingshot it.

I I just think it's like... Are there kids at your wedding? Yeah.

A couple. We have seven under five, and then there's a few teenagers.

Are you guys doing like, passarounds of light up, strobes? No. No. Okay. Yeah. That's why you have flush light. The damn kids at the wedding.

They're running around like their swords.

They have to light up styrofoam things, and then it's just fucking Star Wars. Then you decide to hit one, and then that kid's targeting you all night going, You hit me, I hit you. I fucking hate that shit. All right. But I've had a good time.

They're fun, but yeah, we just like, the only thing that we're-The kids coming are the ones that are in the party, the ring bearers and flower girls and their siblings, and all their siblings They're like newborns.

They're all like babies. They're all like two, three.

Got it.

But one thing we saw at her cousin's wedding that we just went to recently, all the sandals for the girls to wear on the dance floor.

Oh, yes.

To change out of your heels.

Yeah. Instead of being barefoot because a lot of time glass will break.

I feel like I don't see a lot of that.

So we got some shoes for people.

Good. What about the boys? You can have. Those heels hurt me, too. You can have them.

Those shoes hurt You can wear some flipper flappies.

Yeah, I probably will. Are you going to allow me to wear a wife beater at some point? Can I be on only my wife beater at some point?

Yeah, you could do it for the after-party. Okay, good.

Thank God, because I get disgusted. I'm just sweating through it. Because I'm going to be dancing a lot.

Suspendies or no suspendies?

For the grumsman, no.

Cumberbonds?

No, cumberbuns. Got it. A vest.

Got it. Oh, nice. Nice touch.

Black tank top or white?

White. Black tank top. Under a white shirt?

I'm asking to be nice. I don't know. If you see me with a color that you don't want.

I personally don't like the look of a wife beater under a white dress shirt.

I'm not wearing it under the night. I would pretty much wear it when I'm seeping through my shirt.

Who do you think you are? Is it Zane, Leo Skepi? Where are you keeping this tank top during the wedding?

Is there a room in the same venue?

You're going to go back to the room to grab a tank top? Yes.

Absolutely. What do you mean? Do you know how much- I think he just wants to show off those guns. I don't think You forget how much I sweat during the wedding. I'm disgusting.

Do the classic take the bow tie off, unbutton the shirt, show some chest meat.

Yeah. I don't think you want to see it. And trust me, no one's going to want to be around me if I get like that. I get so drenched. It's disgusting. Then I'll be separate, and then you'll be like, Where's Zane? I'm drying up in the corner by the AC vent.

Oh, they're just ringing him out. You know what we did the other day that made me lose my voice, pretty much. It gave me a sore throat. We went to different department stores because we wanted to pick out each other's perfume and cologne for the day of. Oh, cute. We were running around four different department stores, and halfway through, I took a whiff of just another one, and my entire throat immediately started hurting. And I was like, Did I just get What just happened?

My throat started to hurt, too. I started feeling funny because we were just all literally for hours just swipping.

Just swipping.

Smeling different perfumes, cologs, things like that.

I ended up being sick for the night, and then I woke up with a crazy sore throat, and then I looked it up and it's a thing. If people complain all the time, they're like, I was testing out perfumes, and then I automatically got sick.

That's wild. Is it the amount you're taking in?

Yeah, I think it's just all the... I'm sure particles and stuff and all that.

Just the fumes. Whatever causes inflammation.

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Did you get your car situation figured out?

Yes, I I just got that locked in yesterday, actually.

Oh, good. I didn't want to stress you out with it, but I know that last week you were trying to lock in something. There was one thing that was going to happen.

Yeah, so I ended up finding this company in New Jersey that does car rentals for weddings and things like that. They only had one vintage car, and it was the exact car that I had been looking for.

No way. The color and everything. It's perfect. Really?

The picture of that one that you showed So the black one that I showed you, that ended up being down in North Carolina.

Oh, all right. But for some reason, it popped up as one that was close. But it wasn't.

Was it a private owner? What's the- The black one was a private owner.

The one you're getting. The one that I'm getting is from a specific car rental spot.

Manual or automatic?

Manual, baby.

But you know how to drive that? Come on now. You're driving away. It's a It's so pretty, though.

That's it.

Oh, that's it? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. That's really…

That's like James Bond. Of course, it's a Porsche.

It had to be. Porsche? Yeah, I'm really excited.

Just name your His name her daughter as Porsche. Porsche? But spell it not like Porsche, but spell it like P-O-R-S-H-A.

Okay.

Or like P-O-R-T-I-A.

Oh, T-I-A. Portia?

Or I knew a Portia that was spelled that way.

I think that's how Ellen's wife spells it.

Yeah, I think so. Ellen who? Degeners.

Degeners. Does she move to London?

Probably. She probably already has a house in London. Yeah, I'm really excited. It's perfect. I remember one time, Ellen and her wife, Portia, were at a party, and I was looking for Patricia, and they were standing right in front of me. I go, Patricia, and then Portia looked back at me like, That's not my name. I'm like, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to Patricia. Oh, boom. That's where she looked at me. Tell her. What are you saying to me right now? I'm like, No, I'm talking Patricia. Nasty. It was just a weird moment. Patricia was like, Why are we in the middle of Ellen Degenerous and her wife right now? Just the look back.

That's not my name.

When you drive away in the getaway car, are you just going around the block and coming back?

The driveway for the venue is basically a big circle, so we're just going to circle to the after-party.

Nobody needs to know that. You lose the keys.

You're like, All right. Congratulations. Give it the keys back.

Amazing. All right, cool. We're excited. When you guys are listening to this, it already happened.

We're married right now.

I wonder how it went.

Our rings are done.

Wait, what were you getting done with the rings? They weren't done?

The final picture. Our wedding bands. Oh, lovely. I had it custom made, so I drew it on a piece of paper when we went to the jeweeler.

Okay.

They made it this this week, and it's just now finished.

When you and Scott went in to the Rolex store in Vegas, and you guys went in and both bought Rolexes, they sold them to you right on the spot? You didn't have to get on waitlist or schmooze them or talk to them?

You don't have to be on a waitlist to buy a Rolex.

No, this was before. Rolex used to have a stock, so you could go into a Rolex store and pick it out like normal shopping.

Used to when?

Before COVID. Okay. So pre-COVID, you could go into Rolex dealers. You could go into a lot high-end watch shops and be able to buy a watch on the spot.

Yeah, just one Rolex, please.

Then the whole COVID thing happened, prices went up, and then you weren't able to buy them anymore.

You can't buy them right now? No.

It's a process of going into a store and getting a Rolex that you want. They sometimes will not just sell it to you there on the spot. You have to network with the person, schmooze them up, talk about what you're having mindful. You got to also maybe look at something that's on the lower end and then say, I'm going to treat myself. I really want the one you actually want. It's how you just found out about the Birkin bag situation.

Oh, my God. What's the word? It's like, get over yourself. If somebody wants to fucking watch or wants the fucking bag, just give it to them. I don't understand this whole, no, we have it, but no, you have to kiss her ass a little first.

It's like, go fuck yourself. It just sounds complicated. It sounds like buying a car. How long are you there for? I don't know. There's a Rolex that I've been eyeballing, but I'm like, I just want to go in the store and be like, Give it to me.

It looks great. Let's go. I got mine from Torno.

Okay. The one in Vegas? Yes. You guys were not in the Rolex store?

Not a Rolex. It was a In the mall or in the hotel, sorry. Yeah, so Torno does second-hand watches, high-end jewelry, stuff like that. Got it. I bought it from the Torno.

Torno for the watch.

Prezzy playing Jay. Wow.

Never caught that.

I didn't even know he was doing something.

He'd call me that.

She remembered it. It was so weird because now you have to basically, like Zane said, you have to kiss ass for any high-end designer thing and these watches, blah, blah, blah. But when we went in there, they were getting a champagne signed up. They were the ones working for the sale.

They wanted you to buy. They were wanting this deal to happen. There wasn't just this power.

Now you have to go in and bring a bottle of champagne.

You got to smooth them. Can I take you out to to sell me this watch.

How the hell that was after COVID?

The switch up is crazy.

That is so interesting because there was the watch and I was like, What?

You can't just go in and buy it? I was reading all about it and I'm like, How did Scott and he go in and get it?

It was a different time.

I hit up my friend who works at Hermes through DMs because you can't just buy a Birkin, and Remy just wanted to connect to somebody there. My friend is high up in the company, so I was like, Oh, let me DM him for you if you want to.

Got it. Relationship.

I texted him, and the day I was like, Hey, do you have a Birkin in store? He literally goes, Ha, ha, ha. People are waiting five years for a Birkin, not going to happen. What the heck?

Isn't that crazy?

For people that have good relationships, they're waiting five years. To me, I think everybody should just stop buying Birkins, so they stop this foolishness. This whole fucking bullshit, whatever. I bet you if people stop buying it, they'll go, Oh, never mind here.

But that's why because they make it so hard to get. They make it so exclusive. That's why the used price is so high because they buy them for $8,000, $10,000, and you could sell it for 30.

Get the Walmart Birkin. It's the same fucking material. It's the same material.

But I feel like if you give it a Birkin, use the fucking Birkin. Jane Birkin beat her Birkin up. Beat it up, yeah. The Olson twins were known. It's supposed to be just a big ass tote that you carry around and you have it for the rest of your life and you put wear and tear on it.

You stuff it. It's just expensive. It's the whole conversation about people, they see somebody who has a really expensive hard to get car, and they give them shit. They're like, If I had that, I'd use it as my daily driver. These people, they buy these cars and they don't even drive them. It's like, well, I get the idea of wanting to drive them, but you know what I mean? It's like a baby that you worked to get.

Exactly. Or scuff it I'll scuff my cars off. I'll hit curves.

No. Zane, I saw this video. It was this really wealthy guy, and it was one of the most painful videos I saw, but he had just bought this brand new car that was insanely expensive. He goes, time for the christening, whatever he called it, I don't remember, really wealthy dude, and he goes up to it and he goes to the side of the car and he just goes, boom, and he hits it and puts a giant dent and scratch into the paint, and he goes, Now I don't have to worry. Every new car, he'll just-You know what?

I get that.

I get that, too.

If he gets a paint chip or if he gets a door ding, or if something happens to it, it's just like- It's whatever.

I think about the dent on my defender because you look at Casey Neistat. He just beat the fuck up. He just used it. It's a defender. It's supposed to be out. It's what it's made for.

It's what it's made for.

It gets trunks of trees and stuff. It just adds character to it.

I don't mind the scuffs.

But yeah, people were losing their mind in the comments when he did that.

Not when it's so noticeable, though. It's like a scrape on your chin. It's just two in the middle. I want it around the wheels. I want it maybe on the bottom, the bottom back of the car. It can't be two out in the open.

I think it just gives you some mental relief. I don't have to keep it in. It's just in this pristine condition that you beat yourself up if something does ding itself because it's bound to happen.

It's how I would feel when I get a new phone, you have the screen protector, you have this. Then as soon as you get a scratch or a little chip in the screen, you're like, Now I don't have to baby it anymore.

When I got my Tesla, I leased my Tesla every two years. I don't know what the fuck happened. The second day, hole in my tail light.

Oh, yeah, I know.

Your new one. It was like a rock just flew into it from the highway or something. I was like, Well, I don't have to worry about my car. It dinges anymore. I already have a nice little whack right in the tail light. And the rock is in there. You see it chilling in the tail light.

I feel like I have a chip at the tip top, it's so tiny from a rock. But then I also feel like I don't feel like I have chip-proof glasses because there's these squiggly lines in it where it's almost shatterproof. Where if it does get shattered, it won't keep growing.

And you know, insurances, they don't cover the ones where rocks just fly randomly through the car because it happens all the It's a long time.

What I don't understand is how do they fix cracks in glass without even removing the windshield? They replace it. I thought they pour something in it.

If it's a tiny little pinhole, chip, crack, thing like that, it It's like a suction thing that goes around it on the glass, and then you fill the crack in with a liquid. Then the liquid fills in where it was chipped and cracked, and then you would just smooth what was a little bit raised. You hit it with a razor and you smooth it, so it fills in the crack to make it not noticeable.

But if you looked really hard, maybe you could see some slight distortion in it.

But safe light is the best. If ever you get a crack or-Safelight repair, safe light replace.

Brilliant. Yeah. Brilliant. Jingle. It's weird. I've never said that jingle out loud, but right when you said it, I'm like...

I just replaced the back glass in my lightning.

Good on you.

I can't wait to see it fully done. It's getting close. Oh, my God. Are you going to take me out for a spin for coffee talk?

Of course, we're going to do a little coffee.

He spills on the seat.

No, I just redid all the interior, too. Full upholstery on the seats and everything. We should smoke a cigarette in the car and let it smell like that again. No, the amount of cigarette burn holes in my seats before I...

We should bring it back. That's one skill I wish I was really good at, is just reupholstering things. You find a cool vintage chair, but you're like, I'm going to find the fabric, I'm going to whip it together. All of that. It's such a skill. Or people who do crown molding and adding Wayne Scotting on stuff and just a redoing stairs. God, I just wish I could do it. Maybe I could. It's just the power saw keeping my chill and committing to it. I think if I had a workshop, I could actually do it.

I just don't have-You just have to do it one time. This is my first time redoing the interior on my car. I had to pull the old ones off and then go in with hog rings, and you hog ring the new seat cover into the foam, and then you're pulling it down.

It's an art.

It's a skill. There's so many great videos out there on YouTube to learn. I watched a few videos and I was like, Okay, I think I could do it. And then you just try it.

I feel like you don't even have to go to school anymore. You just learn everything off YouTube. It's the best. It's insane.

You really can't figure out how to do anything.

I struggle with painting No, I really can't paint walls or shit. Really? Especially.

I thought he was going to be meaning a beautiful paint. I really struggle with painting walls.

No, just painting a wall.

It drives me mad because you do the roller, you get it going, you get it going, but then some parts of it aren't even, and then you start working on that, and then you step back and you're like, You got to do another coat. You have to coat it. You have to coat a wall at least three times.

Yes, but it's still... I know.

You're using rollers?

Yes, using rollers. Good rollers? Yeah, good cheap rollers. Of course.

Because cheap rollers will suck.

I'm just not that skilled, and I drive myself crazy on it where I feel like it's not perfect and it hasn't fully set. It's like, if you're editing a photo for too long, you're like, I don't even think this looks good anymore. Or if you're a musician, you're working on a beat, you're like, This just sounds weird now. Painting, I just keep overthinking it and it drives me mad. I wish I was good at it, and I knew it takes practice.

I know people use the spray paint gun. Is that better? Does that cope with it?

Yeah, the exterior, you can just cover so much more space way faster.

Why don't you do interior with that?

Well, it's tough because if you were going to spray, you're…

It's not like a- You got to be experienced with it.

I bet the first time you do it, you're going to be like, whoa. Little rascals where he's on the hose, the water hose.

Well, no, not the one with the hose. I thought there was a purse, like less-sour-they ones.

They're hooked up to either an air compressor or something like that. But there's just It's overkill, especially indoors. You know what I mean? Yeah. You can. Yeah, inside. Then you got to cover the floor. It's just like...

How do you get the... This episode is interesting. We are all over the place. You know how people have... My mom has it in the house. Texture? It's like texture, but it has ridges, but not like your cement ridges, but more like what you see inside houses.

Like plaster?

Like a stucco?

Is it stucco? You go in and you have a scalpel. You put the putty on it, and then you just move it in different-It's not putty, though.

It's the... Yes, that.

To give the wall a finish so it's not flat.

It's crazy how popcorn ceilings, how they just thought that was just going to be...

Dude, I love popcorn ceilings. I love popcorn ceilings.

No, you wouldn't like it in your house, though.

I grew up with popcorn ceilings in my parents' first house as a kid. It's nostalgic, but it's just such a weird thing that they did with ceilings of like, this is faster and it finishes quicker. Was it faster? Yeah, it was faster for them to finish up ceilings by doing it.

It also covers any imperfections. If there was a little crack or a little dip or something was not perfect in a flat surface, it's just easier to hide. I don't know. I like popcorn. It's coming back for me now. Yeah.

I want to see popcorn ceiling in your house.

When we get to Tennessee, I'm sure we'll have a cool basement with popcorn.

Yeah.

Did you guys see on TikTok, this girl was showing all the the Hallmark cards, like birthday cards and anniversary cards in the section at any store. She saw a whole section that had work husband and work wife cards. Shut up. Where you give it to a girl or a guy that's your work wife. Isn't Are you crazy?

There's no way they're promoting that.

Wait.

Okay, but with the person-It says for my work wife, blah, blah, blah.

It has to be for single people, right?

It has to be.

It has to be for single people as a joke. I don't think anybody who is married married would buy that card.

Why do I see people that are married buying that card, though?

Then they must have looked at the data on Etsy and realized that people were buying these types of cards, and then we're like, Okay, well, we should put these in store since people are buying them if there's been a demand for it. I think it has to be, I don't see.

It's more of a joke.

It's more of a joke.

Isn't every job against workplace relationships?

No, you just have to tell somebody or you have to tell HR that you're in a relationship. You're allowed to be in a relationship.

But I don't think it makes people who have a work wife and a work husband, they're kidding. But if you're buying them a card, there's something underlining.

But I can also see-It's very weird to put it in print.

I also see a girl getting a work wife card for a girlemployee.

Like a girl got it for her work wife. We run this in multiple ways. We run this branch together. You're my work wife.

Yeah, exactly.

You like this person.

I saw all the comments from From girls like, that would put me in a spiral if I found out my husband got that girl.

Me being your amazing work husband is enough of a gift. You're welcome.

That's given.

We fucking in work to workplace.

Have you ever worked with anybody who was in a relationship?

At work?

At a workplace. You worked somewhere and they were in a relationship. I haven't. I think it's different when one person is a person of power and the other person... I can understand two people in two departments dating each other and being married. That's fine. It's a little different, though, if it's like you're on a team and there's a boss and the boss is dating or married to.

But you can't even... Even if you report that, they won't a lot. They're going to be like, You need to.

I think you have to move them around or something. I don't know what really the law is.

I think any corporate job like that. I worked for... Remember I told you I was a janitor for that gymnastics company?

Yes.

That was owned by a husband and a wife that started a private business. I think that's... You know what I mean?

Yeah, no, that's okay.

But I've never worked at a job where coworkers were together or anything like that.

Or they started dating in the work.

If a waitress is dating the manager, isn't that a little not fair and weird? You get to clock out whenever you want, or you get to ask for days. If it becomes unfair about asking off for time, and then the person of power is lenient to their significant other, sorry. That's not fair.

Wait, this card. For my work husband on Valentine's Day, I finally found someone just as inappropriate.

At least it's owning it.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

What are you talking about at work?

Wait, this caption, HR will be busy this month.

Yeah, that's crazy.

That clearly means you're talking about some nasty stuff at work. Yeah. You know what I see that's super common now? Anytime I go to a restaurant or a coffee shop, the gossiping between the workers while I'm standing there trying to order is out of control.

Wait, it's been happening so often. You're so right.

That's crazy that you brought that up because I need to say something, too. No, go ahead.

I have nothing to say. I'm backing that up because it's been happening so often where I'm like, is anybody going to look at me? It's so unprofessional. Lucky for them, I'm so nosy and interested, so I'll let them do it.

But I'm like, I watched- In front of you, yeah.

I literally just watched two Two people gossip and complain about a customer that was right in front of me. The dude walked to the... Was still in ear shot, and they were going... Nasty things that they were saying about this man. It's been happening a lot. You could have easily been like... That's my dad.

No, literally, it could have been. You could even go on to the guy and be like, because that pissed you off, you're like, Hey, I want to let you know. They're fucking right in front of other customers just talking.

It was a long time, too, where I'm standing there ready to place my order, and I'm just...

It was weird. There's one girl... I went to a coffee shop. There was one girl squatting on the floor, fixing the cups, but I know the tactics. I've done them all. She wasn't really doing anything. She was just moving the cup side to side and talking to the cash register from the floor, and she was like, Yeah, he said that. And then after that, and I'm standing there waiting to order.

I'm like, Damn. I wish I could say the place I was at, but I don't want to just in case. But I was at this... It was a cafe, a coffee shop. First of all, the line was out the fucking door, right? And there was one station open, but there was about eight people back there. Five of them weren't doing anything, right? It was crazy. The whole line was just interesting, but nobody said anything. You just see all them cussing at each other, but not fighting, but it's almost like, I'm ready to fucking clock out. Yeah! Oh, my gosh. This is a high-end You should not be talking about it. They're just going off to just... And nobody was quieting the other person. Like, Yo, chill. Nothing. They were all in the same level, just out of control. You're sitting there like, There's a no way. No way this is allowed. This is crazy.

It got really lenient. I don't know why.

It's crazy that they don't even have any shame with a bunch of customers saying that I could never.

You know my friend Ryan, the clothing company? Yes. He was He was telling me he caught one of his employees on the security camera in the store. It's a really sick shop. There's a couch. It's a viby warehouse, leather, and just cool automotive clothing. There's a nice leather couch that's off in the corner, where customers can sit and hang out, whatever. He saw on the camera his employee, he has one person at a time running the shop.

I'm guessing this person is not working there anymore.

He is still working there. Oh, God. He sees on the camera the guy sitting there on the couch. He brought his Xbox to work. He brought a full-blown flat-screen TV to work.

And blankets.

And blankets. He's sitting there. This is in the clothing store on the couch, covered with a blanket, pulls the TV up, plugs in his Xbox, and he's in the corner of the couch just sitting here playing Xbox on the clock working.

Unbelievable. Did he know that there's also security cameras all around and they can see him and he just thought it was fine?

Don't know, but Ryan was like, Dude, the ball's on this guy. Honestly, that's crazy.

It sounds like he was playing a prank on him. That doesn't make any sense.

The other workers at the store saw it on the security cam, too. They were all gossiping, talking about it or whatever. Then they took a screenshot of him in the blanket, covered up, playing Xbox while working, and made it the background for the work computer. When he came in the next shift to work, he saw himself basically busted on the work computer. Just to confront him and be like, Dude.

One of our family friends, another mom, was out at Costco. She was there at Costco, and she saw another mom across the floor shopping and realized it was another mom that we all grew up with. This mom She did not like this mom. Always didn't like this lady because they always hated each other. Their kids used to date. It was just like, she was like, Oh, my gosh, that's her. Oh, gosh, how's she been? Looking at this woman and was about to maybe go up and run in there and say hi, but just decides to watch her for a bit. The mom puts on a hoodie at Costco and just trying it on and then puts on her other jacket, zips it up.

And stole it? She stole?

And stole it. And then the The mom saw all of this happen, watching her. And then instead of going up, she decided to go up to security and say, by the way, this woman just stole a jacket. I know who this woman is. This is her name. And then just left. No way. Yeah. It was just petty, but just like, Oh, that's her.

I wonder how she's doing.

That's fucking hilarious. It was just like catty mom stuff.

The moment she's looking at her, she's just stealing something.

And now she's stealing Well, you know what? I'm going to report this just to be like, Fuck you. It was too perfect of a situation for her not to sell somebody because she's going to come back next time.

She's going to be like, How the hell did they see that?

Right. I would have walked up, Love the hoodie. Where did you get that?

Where did you get that? Oh, is it... You still have your tag on. Well, it looks like you're doing well. Do you remember that asteroid I was talking about? Yeah. Well, NASA has made an emergency decision as they confirm it is too late to deflect the asteroid.

Too late? Isn't it hitting in 10 years? What?

Me coming up with an excuse.

It's just too late. I can't do it anymore.

They said it's too late, so we can't.

Why is it too late?

Because it's probably coming too fast.

That makes it…

Towards Earth, so it can't be moving too much.

I am not an astrophysicist.

Then figure it out. No, I'll do it. I'll shoot it. I could shoot it. I'll shoot it down. Send me off.

What if we push bikini bottom?

If we push bikini bottom.

Was it really 10 years or didn't he Yes, it was 10?

Yes, it was going. It was. It still is.

It's supposed to hit 2035, you said? Yes, 2035.

The 10-year countdown starts now. That's actually cool. If we know we have 10 years, that's a good amount of time.

Wait, Zane, it's too much time to where you can't say, screw it, and life doesn't... Exactly. You still got to be like...

But everyone's ready. Everyone's prepared, though. So there's not going to be any riots or anything. 2.

3% chance, right? That's what we said last time, 2. 3. That's a high chance. Or 2. 1. Yeah. No, that is a really…

It's high. That's pretty high. It's high. If you get surgery, 2%, you're going to die. That's scary.

What's that one question where it's like… I don't know what they say exactly, but it's like there's a hundred marbles, whatever, and one of them kills you. But for every marble you pick up, you get $10,000. How many marbles are you picking up?

None.

Yeah, none. None. Because it would only- Make them make them make them make it.

Ten thousand is crazy.

Do like-Okay, $100,000 per marble you pick up, but one of them kills you.

Yeah, none. Let's pick up a handful.

A handful?

Just a handful. Like five?

Yeah, I think it's-He Or Matt, really? Death.

Death. I think it's worth a gamble.

What's the highest risk that we do?

Probably driving.

Driving, for sure. Yeah, I think just the probability of it is actually pretty fucking crazy.

What's the percentage?

You're going to get into an accident?

No, not even an accident. Just dying in an accident because getting in an accident is much different.

Even less. It's slim. You shouldn't live your life in fear because of that.

I think your biggest risk in gambling is you probably sucking on that puff all day. Shut up.

You did the same shit. You did the shit. You know what? You smoked cigarettes. That's even worse.

I did.

Look at you now.

Matt, would you pick up one handful at a time or would you individually select a marble at a time? You would just go like this. You know what?

I didn't think about it.

I would be like...

No, I think I would just handful.

You know what I'll do?

He's two corners. Because I think the probability of me running into the one that is the death ball would be if I was picking them around, I think I would reach that. I don't think like... I don't know. I would trust the risk of them just just a bunch in the little proximity versus picking around. I don't know.

That's how I see it. Very interesting. Yeah, two out of 100. I wonder how many people would actually grab, take that risk.

I'd maybe grab one.

One just for fun. Then you could tell everybody. It's such a conversation starter, too.

It's weird how people build water parks, but also you know that someone might die at that water park. Or you make a medication, someone might die because of that medication. But you build a car, someone will die because of something that is wrong with that car. It's just so crazy, the risk people take on to create something, but you have to accept that. Someone will die. Someone's going to die. We build pools and people die in them.

You build Legos for kids.

Right, and someone's bound to choke on them.

A Lego has killed somebody?

Yeah, people choke on them.

Yes, of course. A Lego? Yes.

Did you guys see the new Amazon Prime trucks?

Yes, and how they're basically making it like a loophole?

The Amazon Prime trucks, they have been going electric, and they have a funky little build to it, but they're showing new ones now where you have to pedal it to drive it.

Yes. To save energy?

Well, you also don't have to have a license plate, so you don't also have to pay tolls and stuff on it. It's this way of getting around not having to pay for things.

It's just so funny seeing these Amazon drivers, and they're sitting behind a steering wheel.

Oh, my. Oh, no.

No, but it's I'm not going to lie, I would do this. No, it's worse than that. It's bigger. They're bigger than this.

Wait, I would do this.

Some come a little bit bigger. But then the part of me, I just think it's so fucking scammy of Amazon. They have so much money. Give somebody fucking easy-No, I thought they were doing that to be eco-friendly. I thought. No, it's more of a way for them to save money.

It's for them to save money, for sure.

To save money. This to save money? Yes, because it adds up if they have to... It's like toll fines. It's all the fines that come with actually having a vehicle. You don't think it was people- They have to pay registration on the vehicles.

You don't think it was people going like, Oh, I would like to move my body a little bit or get some exercise while working?

That's how I look at it.

That's how I look at it, too. I would do this.

You're in the shade. You're in the shade. It's like being on a golf card all day.

I don't know. You're going to have some good ass legs.

No, but put me closed cabin. Give me some air conditioning.

Put Jeff Bezos in one of those, and let's see how much he enjoys pushing that around town.

I'm sure you're not biking the full weight of it. I'm sure it has to be bike.

It's electric assist. Yeah. I mean, as long as there's electric assist, that sounds fun to me.

If it works in certain types of areas, just don't block the bike lane and shit. I don't know.

It's so funny, though.

My mom would totally want to do that.

Yeah, I would do that. When she was for USPS.

What is that?

What is that front at the USPS?

The new USPS truck.

Oh, hell not. That's crazy. What is that?

That may be more aerodynamic.

No. Boofy. Zane, what country were we in? Boofy. Where all the cars were like, yes.

Boofy. That's ugly as fuck. Why would you want... That looks so unappealing to the eye.

It's like drawing a car from memory. Yes.

It really does. Where are the cars in my dreams?

No, I hate that. I want to die. I hate that.

Yeah, it is pretty funny.

That's literally my chin. That's what it looks like. Get rid of it.

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