Transcript of Heath Witnessed the Craziest Car Crash - UNFILTERED 260

This is cyber Monday.

This is cyber Monday, pretty much, right?

Because it's Black Friday, cyber Monday. Oh, yeah.

So December second.

Hopefully, you all got some good deals.

December second. I don't go shopping.

The new update on the iPhone, the calendar, I hate it. The calendar. Did you get the new iOS update?

Do you have iOS 18? I think so. Everybody's showing that it's out and that they can get it. My phone, when I go to click to do an update, it's not available for me. I want to try the iOS 18 so bad.

Probably because you don't back anything up on the cloud. They're probably catching you there and they're like, We're not going to give them the update. You got to sell us your soul first before we give you it.

I'm getting the holiday sniffles right now, my man.

It's a nice update. Now it's multi-colored. When you like something, like a text and stuff. It's like, colorful, which I'm like, Okay, but it looks a little weird.

I update my phone all the time.

It's ready for me.

I'm going to do it during the episode. Really? And have it set.

Cool.

Okay. You're going to need your phone. Watch.

I know. You're going to need it. How long is it? The update always happens for me in the middle of the night. Before I go to bed, it goes, Do you want us to do the update while you're asleep?

I do it when I sleep. Yeah, because I don't want to worry about it. I know no one's calling me or texting me when I'm sleeping.

You have the update, though, right?

Is it ready? Let me see.

Mine was not available for the longest time, and everybody kept posting that they had it and they already switched.

I think there's tiers, right? I think tier one, they get the update. I think it's whoever has been with the longest, they get the update first. Because I swear I'm the last person to get that update notification thing.

It is weird. I'm just excited for the satellite phone.Oh, yeah.I think that is insane.

This finish up setting up your iPhone thing has been on since I've had iPhone, since I've been with Apple.

When have you not finished setting up on your phone?

It said, Finish setting up your phone with... Oh, setting up Siri. I don't use Siri. I don't know why. It's not like I don't trust Siri. I'd rather just type it in or call. You know what I mean?

I'd rather just do it myself. I'm the same way. I never use Siri.

I just don't need it. When I'm cooking, I'll use Siri or use my Google Home.

I don't like Siri either, but my friend just did something that was so genius, and I was like, damn, I think I'm going to turn it on just for that. He couldn't find his phone in my house, and he's looking all over the place. You know if your phone's on silent, you can't call it or anything. He just walked around the house going, Hey, Siri. Hey, Siri, and was waiting for it to be to answer back.

Everyone's serious. Probably just went off.

I know. The amount of times we said it, too. Even if you have it on silent, that will respond to you. That's really good. I need that. Wow.

This is actually a genius idea. I was like, why?

Could you go, Hey, Siri, where are you? It would be like, I'm over here.

Hey, Sarah.

Or just send a-He was just waiting for it to do that. The beep, beep? Or like, Here.

I wish you could change the name.

Instead of Siri? Yeah. What would you change What if there's two phones there?

Right. You know what I mean? I think we should be able to personalize what we want. Like me, I want to put, Hey, Daenerus.

I knew you were going to say that. You know what I mean? Or Hey, Keisha.

Hey, Ms. Keisha.

Hey, Ms. Keisha.

Then you can put in exactly what type of voice you want, too. You know how sometimes you could choose British? You know when you're on the navigation, it says, Turn left on McCoyney Line.

Charmed.

I don't know. I think they need that update because-I don't know.

I want something that feels like I'm James Bond. You know what I mean? I want to feel like this is a spy piece of-I'm not delusional.

I don't need anything like that. Okay, Daenerus. But Daeneris is a fictional. James Bond, that's too real.

What was Batman's Assistant called?

I don't know.

Michael Caine's character.

Oh, Jeffrey.

No. Geoffrey.

Robin.

It's like a big Butler name. Like, Todd. Chives. Alfred? Alfred. That's it. Alfred. Pennyworth.

I think Chives is another movie, though, because that sounds really familiar.

Chives? I know an even Stevens. Lewis had a Butler in one episode. He would call him Chives or something like that. Chives is a very cliché.

Chives is a good pet name for a smelly animal. Hey, Chives.

Hey, Chives.

That is a good pet name. What do you call those little possums? But they're gerbels?

No. Farrets?

Farrets. Farrets. That's a good name for a ferret.

Just talking about ferrets last night. Ferrets? Yeah. Because I like ferrets, but I heard that they stink, so I would never want a ferret.

I feel like they've always known to stink. I feel like that's one pet that I'm like, Oh, that's a stinky animal. I wouldn't want that.

They secrete just in the odor, and you can't. You just have to deal with it.

Is it a mix between a racoon and a possum?

What are they? They are a rodent, for sure. They're in the rodent family. They are a rodent family. They're just super long. And lanky and just foxy. And stanky. I like just how they just sling around and get into stuff. I think they're almost like little kitties.

I just wish they smelt better, then they'd be really cute. I already told myself, if I ever get a pet, I'd probably get a dog if I were going to get any pet for the house, I would say in 5, 10 years, whatever. I'm getting a dog, I'm not getting one that smells at all. When I go somewhere and I want to get a dog, I would tell them, Hey, give it a bath first, and then I want to smell after you give it a bath, because there's a lot of dogs, you give it a bath and it still stinks.

It's a smelly like a wet dog. It's just smelling like a wet dog.

You got to get one of those hypoallergenic, the non-whatever type ones.

Like Danielle's, Charlotte, Danielle's never smells. That's good. Even when it smells bad, it doesn't smell bad. That's the dog I want.

Dogs don't sweat, right? I don't think so. Because that's why they pant. It's because that's their-I think they sweat out of their paws, right? Oh, yes. I didn't know that. They do secrete pheromones out of their paws. That's why they Right before they take a poop, they do a little like, they scuff the ground to secrete their scent.

I thought dog sweat. It just wasn't… It didn't come out like…

Oh, dog sweat, but not much as human. It's been a different way. They have sweat glands, panting.

On their paws and nose. Their nose. That's why it's always so wet.

Interesting.

I thought it was just wet because it was just a moist area.

You can tell if it's sick, if it's nose is cold, right, a dog?

Don't you? Yeah, sometimes they're wet and runny That's a way to see if your dog is sick.

I saw this very interesting TikTok, and it's a study, but some people claim it's not true, but I'm trying to test it in my own world of observation. Some people believe that dogs, bees, whales, turtles, they are animals that are sensitive to the electromagnetic field of the world. Internally, they know what's north and what's south and what's east and what's west. There was a study where they did a massive study of dogs, and when dogs poop, but the dog has to be not around traffic, it has to be in an open field or a backyard, that they will align north and south when they are pooping. But some people go, That's not true. Some people are like, It is true, but the study itself showed a significant amount.

I'm going to look now because I have three, four dogs running around here all the time. I'm going to check now when they go in the backyard to see what they face.

Can't see which side of the couch they shit on.

Yes. Look.

Just if they're facing.

That was rude. That was rude.

So this on Google, where I just pulled it up, it said, Yes, dogs prefer to poop facing north or south and are sensitive to small variations in the Earth's magnetic field. So yes, it was in Germany, in Czech Republic. They observed them over.

This is one of those things where they saw three dogs in their magnetic fields.

Every time I'm driving and I see, even though it's not accurate because you can't be near traffic, I guess, for the study. When I see a dog poop, I'll pull out my compass and I start moving it around to see if it's lining up with the north and the south.

Sir, what are you doing? I can see him driving on the streets and he sees a dog pooping, has to pull over.

I hate seeing a dog poop. When you're driving, you're like, Oh, cute dog. Oh, God. You're just seeing it go.

I feel like they also get embarrassed, too, because every time they poop, they look at you and they're like, You got to keep watch for me.

You got to be...

It's so funny, though, because if you're If you do go camping and you go to the bathroom in the woods, you understand immediately why dogs do that, look like that, and are making... Because if you're standing there on the back, you're just like this, and you're just like... You literally are doing exactly what a dog does.

You're so vulnerable. Your bum hole is very vulnerable. It's crazy. It is. I get it.

Then you're watching to see if other hikers are possibly passing through.

Have you ever touched a dog's bum hole? They get very-No, insane.

They're just wet, and they'll let you know.

I think it's just I want to know what that sense is like of being able to be aware of the electromagnetic pull of the universe. What does it feel like? Yeah. Is it just this like, you feel in line with it? Is it like a vibration?

Or what if... You know how when you touch a magnet to another magnet, if they're both the same side, it'll flip? Yeah. What if a dog tries to poop the other way, but it doesn't let them.

Yeah, it just repels.

Did you know that there are studies showed that toilets are being built and they all face north? Did you know that? Every toilet built in the house. Every toilet in every house, it's all facing north. Check it out.

That's not true.

That one's facing this way. This one's facing that way.

You have six different toilets in this house. I know they're all facing.

Open the back. You'll see what I'm talking about.

I also know churches or Greek churches all face the same direction. You don't like churches? When they build a church, most churches, old churches, face the same direction.

I love when I'll see a really beautiful home that's being talked about when it was built, how it was built, and the thought that they put into We were like, Okay, so we angled it this way because the way the sun rises, it comes through perfectly through these arches, this window, you get this light. Then we also designed it so that when the sun is setting, it does this over the pool, backyard.

They thought about it.

Put so much thought into being able to angle their house perfectly.

They didn't put a lot of thought on my second house, that's for sure. This shit was dark all the time. No sun.

Explain what we were talking about yesterday with the time zones in Tennessee. Oh, Matt. That's so trippy to think about.

Okay, so Nashville is an hour behind Chattanooga.

Okay. Oh, weird. The state is divided.

It splits somewhere in between that. I was saying, what do people do? Say you live on one side of the time zone and your work is across the street on the other side of the time zone. You have to wake up an hour early to then get to across the street to make it to this time.

How What trippy is that to think about?

Then when you leave work, you have to lose completely, like going back and forth just across the street. It's not like you're going far.

Wait, do you lose? Because it's not based on your timeline. It's based on their timeline, your hours. Right? Yes. If your work starts at 7:00 AM and you have to leave your house at 05:30 to get there on time, you still-You could leave your house at 08:00.

But then if you have a dinner party after work at your house at a certain- You're just constantly doing- I bet most people are forgivable.

Well, it's not forgivable. People are aware. Definitely. If you know your work starts at 07:00 AM that time and you're an hour behind, you are going about your whole evening knowing that you have to report at that time. Yes, the time is different, but you have to...

For new people, just move in is probably-You would have to, in your mind, in your body, be to work and ready to get there at 6:00 AM, your time, if your work over here starts at 7:00 AM. Yeah.

As you're traveling, you would go from 6:00 to land over here at work at 7:00.

Are we figuring out time travel right now? Yeah.

If you could run back. We were also saying on one side of town, if the stores stay open an hour later, if you're on your side of town and you're like, shoot, I don't have time. They're closing the store. Let me just go across the street to the other.

This time zone. Oh, yeah. For beer and stuff. When the liquor closes, you just go, Well, let's just go.

Or if the bars are open, I want to stay out longer, but they close at 2:00. Okay, it's not 2:00 yet over there.

There's a bar called One Hour Later. That's right on the line.

I feel it. I want to interview somebody so bad. I know they're probably used to it. It's probably second nature. They don't even think about it, but it's so interesting that people go through that.

Yeah, that is so weird. That is so cool. That's crazy.

Sorry. In my head, I always thought they lost an hour going back home, but they never actually lose time. It's just like they have to go on a different time frame always.

Yeah, you would just be having to do the mental math of like...

Yeah, and that's only for work because they would never put themselves through that outside of that unless they're using it to their advantage.

You would lose the hour in the morning, but then you would gain it back going back. If you get off of work at 5:00 and you go home, you're technically getting back at 4:00 on your house.

Yes, but you should still go to bed. At an appropriate time, you can't cheat yourself because you need to- You have to live off of the other...

It's so weird.

Yeah, you have to go to bed like an hour early.

When that daylight saving time hits, you're just... Oh, that was bad. You don't even know what to do.

I saw an interesting study about time zones, and because of the curvature of the Earth, even though, say, someone who lives up in Maine in the Eastern time zone, the sun is going to set earlier than someone on the western side of that time zone. They get more daylight. People who live on the Eastern side of all of the time zones, that sun sets faster. Based on daylight savings? They go to bed earlier, based on the curvature of the Earth and the sun, because there's a 30-minute difference of when the sun sets. Those people will go to bed earlier and technically end up getting 112 more hours of sleep than anybody else who lives on the Western outside of their time zone. Does that make sense?

I always thought that the time zones were based on exactly where they draw the line, where it is at the sun's at exactly overhead at 12:00.

That's what I thought, too.

Right. But the time zones.

It starts getting a little bit off.

Look at this. That's the map.

Yeah, you see right there where it's- You know what? I have never bothered to look at that.

Indiana is weird because some of Indiana doesn't do daylight savings, and some of it does. Indiana is a very weird-Look at where Idaho just...

I wonder why they did that for Indiana. Because that doesn't even make sense.

There's some weird... It's like an old timey thing about it. Even Michigan, the upper peninsula of Michigan is also split as well for the people who are listening.

I didn't know Florida split, the Panhandle.

Oh, right there. Because So it got, yeah, over down there.

Hold on, wait a second. Where is FSU?

Right there.

Wait, is it right before the time?

It might be touched into the red.

Okay, so I was about to say, we drive there all the time. We would have to know about the time zone going there all the time.

It was like when we went to your wedding, we landed and we drove and we had them.

Yes, that was really cool.

Some people miss their flights, too.

Yes, going back, you lose the hour.

We had to book it.

We didn't realize. We're like, Oh, wait a minute.

Yeah, we should have put that clear on our website.

When we were driving, we saw the clock change.

We were waiting for it. We were like, here we go.

We got pulled over because we realized we were going to be late. We thought we had three hours to kill.

That is crazy. Crazy.

And we got pulled over.

We have not done the intro.

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Heath.i'm Matt.I'm Mariah.

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It's Christmas Day.

It just does something to me.

We got to do it earlier, too. You guys, you have to do it as soon as Halloween ends, you got to put your Christmas declarations up. It honestly feels good.

Mariah did. Our whole house has been Christmas since the day after. I normally do it.

Some people get conflicted Well, traditionally, I do.

Back at home, we would do, after Thanksgiving dinner, we'd pull out all the boxes from the basement or the attic, and we'd start putting stuff up that week. But this year, we're going to be out of town for so long. I was like, You know what? I'm just going to put it up because I want it to be up for at least a month total. To feel something. To feel something, yeah, because we're going to be gone for weeks at a time.

You don't even get to enjoy, but your neighbors get to enjoy it.

Yeah, but I think when we have the whole house red and green.

When we have kids, I think I'll go back to right after Thanksgiving, we put everything up.

Yeah.

I think that makes sense.

Are you a colorful type of Christmas decoration type or just the white and the gold? All color. All color. Okay, so I love the white and gold. My mom loves white and gold.

She likes that bougey Christmas.

I don't even think she sees it as boujee. I think she sees it more as just... Clean? Clean, yeah.

All matching monuments and stuff are all part of the same color scheme.

I feel like it's definitely more vintage. It's definitely more old Cool. Traditional to have it all colorful. The Christmas lights are all green, purple, red, orange.

I like rainbow lights.

Yeah, I get it.

I'm big. I like a combo where you do the base, your trunk, white lights, and then-That's good. And then do also a little bit of white lights as well on the limbs, and then you get the fat big color bulbs. Then you do that. Then it's like an intensal. We do a little silver tensal, a little bit of gold tensal.

Some like homemade ordinance.

Yeah. Oh, homemade ones or once you got on a vacation.

It's important. A little macaroni garland. It's important to feel something whenever you look at your Christmas tree and Christmas decoration. You want to look at the arm and be like, I got that eight years ago.

It's really cool to see the tree that my parents will put up, and it's got my Ninja turtle monument I've had since I was two.

That is the one thing you keep collecting.

You just remember seeing these... The ones that you made that you don't even remember making, but it's just there and it's got your name written on it.

My mom will buy it the Orniths that look expensive as hell. You know the ones I'm talking about? They come in a case of four. I'm like, Mom. They were nice. But when you buy Orniths, they come in 20 or 30. They all come in like the-The big pack, yeah. Yeah. She's like, She's just buying the ones that are like, Oh, Cindy's going to love that. She's going to be jealous of these Orniths.

I'm going so hard on my tree. There was a girl, I'm going to gatekeep it, but I fell in love with her tree, and she has exclusive content on her Instagram, and I paid for the monthly membership to see how this woman does her tree. Because it's the most beautiful fucking tree I've ever seen, but it takes a while. I needed to know her process because I'm like, this is the fuck. I'm going to have this. I go down rabbit holes. It's the first year we're doing a fake tree, too. Patricia has always been real tree, but I'm like, because I want the exact tree this girl has. But my argument is in the future, we'll also get a real tree, but we have a front room tree and a back room tree, a two-tree situation.

Did you see the family that has had the same tree for 35 years? A real living tree that they use every... I think it's 35 years. And they're just watering.

Where are the roots? Wait, what are you talking about?

They replant it after... I don't know how. I didn't even know you can do it, but they replant it. Yeah, this is it. 34 years.

34 years, the same tree. I have to see how.

I didn't even know this was possible.

Oh, it looks like an old tree. Look at the shape of it.

They said something that once it's cut, it won't grow taller. It just...

Oh, boy.

That's the best-looking one.

It looks like a Bush. 1983.

I believe it because look at that tree. That's really cool.

Show the damn tree.

Yeah, why are they showing Michael Jackson?

Michael Jackson's Thriller. Why? What was that? It's just giving you a reference of the time, how this thing came out.

It's as old as the Thriller music video.

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I think I tell this every year, but did I tell you guys the house that I grew up in, only the first year we moved there, we bought a real tree, and then we just planted it outside, and then we just did our fake tree for the rest of the time. We wanted that tree to be the Rockefeller tree, to donate it, and the freaking new people that bought the house chopped it down.

It was huge.

It was bigger than the house. It got bigger. You guys didn't talk to them? They chopped it down at the 20-year mark.

Damn.

I know.

Do you have to apply for the Rockefeller thing, or do you get scouted?

Well, the people this year got scouted. Yeah. They asked about the tree, and they donated it. But I don't know if...

I'm so conflicted, though, because it's really bad. I think it's really cool if you get selected to be the Rockefeller tree, and you get to be a part of that process. But sometimes, after they chopped down that tree, I'm like, damn, that was a gorgeous tree out in front of that house, and it's gone. And then it's gone. But you just go, we were it.

You know what? If your family spent so long growing that Christmas tree and you get picked, you better put our name at the top of that tree. Yeah, there needs to be some star. Just some credit.

I want VIP tickets to the lighting. I want to go to SNL. I want to get a tour. I want to be with the Rockets.

I want to I want to be in the cracker. Give me access. Give me the credit.

The key to the fucking city if I'm given my fucking tree.

You need something for someone to spend so long.

I want to be at the Macy's Day Thanksgiving parade with Al Roker.

How are we doing? You know it's so sad, too, though. It's a family that gets picked. They get so excited. They talk about it for the rest of their life. But you know people picking it, they're just like, All right, who are we picking this year? It's just such like a-It means nothing to them, but it means everything to the family.

It means nothing to them, but it means everything to the family.

That's probably why they don't give shit.

I would also ask, I want the Home alone suite at the Plaza and buy the whole package where you get the pizza in the limo.

What's at the Homealoon? It's called the Home alone 2?

Home alone 2, he stays at the Plaza, the hotel, and he eats a bunch of- Wait, is it the Plaza or The Plaza?

The Plaza. The Plaza.

It's one of the fanciest hotels right south of Central Park.

Have you guys seen it, the hotel? No, I haven't. I didn't even-Eloïsa, The Plaza?

Donald Trump?

Every time I'm in New York, I just don't think about that. I didn't know if it was still... If they changed it or-It's a gorgeous hotel.

Yeah, this is it. But they have a package. I believe they do it every winter is you can stay in the room, I guess, where they shot it. They bring you the whole massive scoops of ice cream. You get a limo tour with pizza. I still want to do that movie thing that you have a private showing, movie theater, couch situation.

It's really high-end.

Wait, I thought you guys did it when you watched the movie.

No, we wanted to. When you watch the movie and then they have a private chef cooking for you that brings out all the meals that are being brought. You see that at the movie so you can eat. They do it for Home Alone. You get the pizza, you get the ice. They bring everything in the movie that you're watching at the exact moment so you could eat it.

The ice cream comes first and then your food. I'm like, oh.

Or they do where you could watch Home Alone with a live orchestra.

Oh, wow. That would give me kids. That would be cool.

I've always wanted to go to the Game of Thrones one. They have a Game of where you watch it as they're playing. Oh, my God. They don't have it anymore.

That would be sick. Wow.

That would just be so fun. They do it for white chicks, and you know the scene when they're like... Yeah.

Oh, God. I don't want to eat that.

The ribs and everything.

No, I would watch the movie before going. I'd be like, I want to make sure everything in this movie is something I'd eat.

Yeah.

It just seems fun. It would be fun as a movie you've never seen before. So you don't know what to expect.

That's true.

I'm trying to think of what movie I would want to eat.

Ratatouille. Yeah, right. Just think of the best food movie. It's Raining cats and Meats. The whole time.

Harry Potter would be a good one.

Yes, that would be. Just give me that butter.

Anything like fantasy, like any fantasy movie where they're bringing out crazy shit, they just make it. Yeah. Cartoons are good, too. Cartoons are really fun because they always make something ridiculous in cartoons.

The dish I made for my friend's giving last night. What did you make? Did it get finished? Yeah, I made And, buddy, I was stressed. I made French onion pasta.

Oh, yes. French onion pasta.

Which is a bold move. Not a Thanksgiving staple, but I felt like it was a complementary dish because it's a very rich flavor.

I'm curious if there was enough.

Like a French onion soup.

And I did... The recipe said four servings, but that's also if you had an entire bowl to yourself as a serving. Side dish, it was the perfect amount. Because Thanksgiving meals, everyone's just getting a tiny little stew.

Let me get four servings. You'd probably serve 12 servings. 12 servings.

But everybody got a bit, and there was still a little bit left over. But it was a hit. Everyone goes, This is really great pasta. I was on cloud nine.

Matt with four different packets. Homemade.

Matt, is it supposed to taste like a French onion soup? Is that why it's French onion?

French onion soup is the flavor. That would be good. It's so good. It takes a long time to make because caramelizing onions takes well over an hour and a half to get them. Does it really? If you're doing four onions, you got to like, thinly chop them with the grain and everything, get them boiling. You got to stir it every 5 to 10 minutes. Keep it going, keep it going. Then add a little cherry white wine, deglaze the bottom of the pan.

Should have made a TikTok so other people can make French onion dip pasta.

Beef stock, a little bit of Worceture. What recipe did we go based on? Then Reggaeton. A girl I saw on TikTok, Caroleyn. Look up Caroleyn's recipes, French onion pasta. I nailed it. But there is just a moment where you're doing it, where you think it's all going to go wrong. There was a moment where I freaked out.

If it did all go wrong and it didn't taste how you wanted, would you still have brought it?

No. Really?

I think I would have breached it. No, you can't.

Yeah, you do. Just tell them, Hey, guys, I brought it.

The worst thing when somebody brings something, they're like, I burned it. I'm sorry.

You're like, Mmm.

Which one's yours? It's okay. Rouse chocolate chip cookies.

We're doing a friendsgiving with Remi and Alicia, and we have to do potluck style where you bring your own thing.

We're filming it, so we have to cook it at our house and then bring it.

What are you all making?

I don't know what I'm making yet.

Remi is doing the heavy lifting because she's filming a whole thing for her own thing about Thanksgiving dinner type thing. She's doing a turkey stuffing, mashed potatoes.

I'm bringing somewhere.

That ain't a dish.

It's for your dish.

It's the most important thing.

It's for your dish.

That's cutlery. That's cutlery, babe.

Zane's just going to bring a pack of Oreo's.

Yeah, but I'm going to make it look cool. I'm going to put it on a tray.

You're not doing that.

Put them like that.

Get in the kitchen and whip something up.

I'm going to Boston Market. Fuck it.

Where the fuck is there a Boston Market?

There was one in Taluka that closed.

I know that one right there. Yeah.

But if you actually go to... I went to... I was on Postmates last night, and there's a few things, a few restaurants that do Thanksgiving. Yeah, you just like, there's a Thanksgiving section. They put it in for people that like...

Costco has Thanksgiving meal kits. You just get it. It's already in the tinfoil. Preheat your oven, and you're good to go. It's good.

I bet it tastes good, too.

We're tackling the dessert.

What are we making?

Bianca Minjada.

Bianca Minjada? What's a Bianca Minjada?

It's the best thing in the world.

I don't know her. My grandmother's recipe.

It's like a pudding mustard texture. Yes. Then you have cinnamon powder on top of it, and then chopped up chunks of dark chocolate bits that are scattered all over it.

Oh, boy.

But it's like a white vanilla-flaved mustard. It is crazy, Matt.

You love it. I'm excited for you guys.

Do you know what you're actually making?

Yeah, Bianca Mujadas. It's going to be better than yours. What's Cal making? It's going to be better than your grandma's.

Or does cow just feel ? I don't know. Is cow a cook?

I'm sure he's probably going to help out with it, but we already tried what the turkey is going to be like. She did a test run the other day. We were over at their house, and it was the most moist turkey I've ever had.

I bring a full pig roast, full pig apple in the mouth. It's me. All right, reel me in.

That'll throw you off, though. Have you seen one recently?

Like a roast pig?

It's too put together.

It looks good for show, but don't cut that up in front of me. No, to me, it's just sad.

To see it all in I don't like to see what I'm…

I can't.

To see the snout of a pig.

Show me shredded pork, and I don't even see it as an animal. Yeah, exactly. When I see that, no, I'm like, I can't do it.

I'm crying. I'm eating and I'm crying. Yeah, pigs don't make me eat that.

Then some people get like, They go for the nose. I'm like, oh, how you can see that and be like, Oh, let me…

Pigs feet, anyone? I actually would try pigs feet. And chicken feet. I would totally try it because people eat it.

Jordan loves loves chicken feet. I watched him eat these chicken feet. It was the whole thing like this, and he put the whole thing in his mouth.

Is that where flow went?

He ate everything, and then he just goes... It takes out the bone. And spit out all the little knuckles. I was like, what?

The talons?

I can't.

Crazy. He was like, You got to try these. I'm like, I don't think I do.

Is it just really flavorful?

Finger-licking good, huh? Finger-licking good.

Chicken finger-licking good.

I would try it, but it's got the best pig's feet. Someone freshly made it, you got to try this. I wouldn't buy it at some weird gas station.

You got chicken feet back there. It's floating in a jar.

They have that.

It's crazy. You've had frog legs, right?

I don't like them.

Oh, I think they're fine.

Well, it might have been the one I had, but they're like, chewy and super greasy.

Yeah, I picture them like those sticky hands that you throw against the wall.

It's crazy that they call them chicken fingers, but they're not fingers. Right. You know what I mean? Stick with the tenders. Don't say fingers. It's not correct.

Why do they call them fingers?

Because, like chicken fingers.

Is there a difference between a finger and a tender?

Because they look like this, but fatter.

Skinnier a little bit, maybe.

Yeah. Well, I remember, Canes is Canes' chicken fingers, not Canes' chicken tenders.

They don't let you say chicken tenders. Don't say chicken tenders.

Yeah, we were doing that brand deal. They were like, Don't say chicken tenders. We were like, Got it. Fingers. Fingers.

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Thank you, Betterhelp, for sponsoring today's episode. And thank you for taking care of our cozy warm hearts for December. But you know what I respect, what was that place that did the... Was it Burger King or Wendy's? Like the chicken fries. I respect that. I respect that. The chicken fries. I respect it. I get it. That one I understood. They weren't the spicy ones?

Do you know what a turducken is?

A stuffed turkey duck.

With a chicken. With the chicken?

Oh, with the duck in.

Can you pull up a turducken? You know who made this really famous? John Maddon. Eew.

Really? Mariah, that's something you would do.

No. Wait, that's not... Matt, that's bad. Don't look I'm not even going to put a picture.

I'm going to bring that. I'm going to bring that. It's not cooked.

What you do is you get the turkey, then you stop it with the dick and then the duck.

It is the cook at home one. I'm going to bring you a platter that's fully not cooked like that.

I can never trust myself cooking that. With the food thermometer being like, I guess it's done, because you have to go through three different animals.

Zane, you're going to be like... Do you watch Friends? You're going to be like Rachel Green on Thanksgiving. She tried to make a shepherd's pie.

I'm sure there's a picture of it.

She put ground beef with the lady fingers.

Oh my God. It's all in one. Just the all in one.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert.

Wait, English trifle? What is that? Is that what... Oh, maybe. I don't know.

So now they have recipes where you can make it if you want, but it's disgusting.

Yeah, I feel like it's just a decoration.

I would love to make a pie. You know what? All I want to do is just do the fork and do the little... The crimping? The crimping of the crust. Also, just the weaving of it.

Think of an old movie. When you think of crimping a pie, what movie do you think of? There's one movie, It's right in my head that I think of. It's a cartoon.

Arthur?

Snow White.

Oh, yes.

There's a specific- The birds carry this. Yes, the birds, specifically a scene where they're crimping the pie. I always think about that when I- I was thinking of American pie.

That's a famous pie With the crimping of the pie? No, he just fucks the pie.

Oh, yeah. Well, I'm thinking actual crimping.

My brother made apple pie one Thanksgiving. This was like 20 years ago. Instead of sugar, he accidentally used salt. Oh, my God. The whole thing is made of sugar.

Oh, no.

We all took a bite and we were all just looking at each other.

How did it...

Horrible. That's bad. Did he Did it pick up the wrong box? Was it a mislabeled-It might have been in a clear jar.

In a container.

You know what's crazy? I feel like I'd smell it as I'm making it. If I poured a whole shit ton of salt in it, I'd have been like, Wait, that doesn't feel right, doesn't smell right.

It says there was zero taste test in making the mixture. That's crazy.

Salt and sugar. Sugar glistens. It's like crystal. There is a bit of a-Salt is actually, I feel like a much more fine.

No, they're both pretty fine.

My favorite It's the favorite trend that people do. It'll be the wife asking their husband if the food tastes okay, and they'll do a spoonful of salt and then put whatever it is on top of it, and they're just like…

So good.

It's a little salty.

It's so funny.

But it's crazy that they fill that thing up with straight salt, and then they just top it with the soup. That's so funny. You know what else? I love a good chicken pot pie, too. A chicken pot pie It's just the perfect ingredients. If you cook it right, that's my Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between a shepherd's pie and a chicken pot pie? A shepherd's has been a bit of beef.

A mashed potato topping on a shepherd's pie. It's like the ground beef with peas, usually some other veggies, pea, carrots, corn, and then they do a thick layer of mashed potatoes.

Yeah.

My family, it's going to be non-Thanksgiving food. We're going to celebrate Thanksgiving. It's going to be all the right things, but the food is going to be different. I just don't like Thanksgiving food. It just never hits to me.

My brother, for quite a few years, refused to do a Thanksgiving-type meal, and they would just do pizzas because there was this movie. It was a Thanksgiving turkey movie where they like... Do you know what I'm talking about?

Is it a cartoon? They burn the turkey?

Oh. Free Bird?

Free Bird.

Free Birds, yes. It's such a funny, great cartoon movie. You guys got to see it. But in there, they go back in time and they stop the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off of the menu. The whole thing is about it being turned into pizza.

You see, that's a good idea.

That's a good plot.

They would watch it and then do pizza instead.

I like that. It's dark, but I love the concept. You know what I mean? Were they able to successfully do that?

They did. That's good. It's really funny.

Guys, spoilers. Oh, my God. The movie came out 2001. Shit. Cut that, Mariah. Oh, I decided to go home last minute. I'm usually here for Thanksgiving, and I'm decided to go home. When are you heading out? Tuesday morning.

Nice.

Is it? Whenever I look at flights to go to Florida, I always look at when I'm landing, not when I'm leaving. And I didn't look at when I'm leaving for this flight because I was like, Landing at 4:00 PM, perfect.

Oh, yeah. You're leaving 5:00 AM.

6:00 AM. 7:00 AM.

It's good to leave.

You can't sleep those days. You have to stay up all night. It's...

I just mess. Your flight won't get delayed. That's why I always take the earlier flight because there's no delays. I know. It's always going to be... If that one gets canceled, there's always one right after.

But me thinking that I was going to get home at 4:00 and I'm I just ruined my day. I'm actually not going to go home and be able to... I'm going to get home and fall asleep immediately because I'm not sleeping on the plane. I'm not sleeping the night before.

It was a very long day.

Yeah, so I just screwed up there.

I always get missed mixed up when I do a red eye. I've been telling everybody we're leaving the 26th. I'm like, I'm leaving the 26th, leaving the 26th. We checked our flight. We leave the 25th around midnight. So I'm like, oh, crap.

Yeah, you really have to.

The 25th at 9:00?

11:59 PM.

Oh, oh.

Yeah.

I do love me a red eye.

We land the 26th, but now I have to plan to be completely ready the 25th. I always- You're going to have to bring your suitcases on the- I am.

Red eyes are the best. They're my favorite. You don't miss a day of travel. If you're traveling like us across the country to go home, you're not traveling for an entire day.

In the plane, everyone's on the same page that it's going to be lights out. We're all very quiet because that's the worst is when you get on those early morning flights, people are getting coffee, people are opening up the window, want to see the sun arise. No one's going to be on this plane for three more hours.

But Matt, that's me after not sleeping the night before. I'm just like, lights are on, let's go. I haven't slept yet. My eyes are just I'm not playing with Tasha Beddingfield.

I'm really looking out the window.

But, Mariah, your day isn't ruined when you land? No. See, it's ruined.

We are actually pretty good about sleeping on planes, so I feel well-rested.

I think it's just because I'm just so excited to be home. When we travel-My adrenaline kicks in. Yes. I'm just so... As soon as I touch down, I'm like, Let's do it. I don't know. It's just fun.

I had a reader next to me on the plane.

The lights It's a spot light.

Out loud. Were they older?

Yes. Oh, weird. You would think they would have a Kindle. Kindles are great.

I'm a little like that.

But when the whole plane is lighted out and the one light on is right, literally, I'm like, Oh.

I get it.

I'm not going to say anything, obviously, but that thing is a spotlight.

Keith, you know what I would do? I would pretend I'm having nightmares in my dreams, and I would just make so much noise where that lady feels like that light is actually what's causing my nightmares.

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I don't know if you remember it this morning when you first woke up.

Kind of. I remember- It's really funny.

He woke up. Well, he was dead asleep, and I was standing in the bathroom, and I just hear him start cracking up. I look over and I'm like, he's sleeping, but his regular laugh. He started laughing. Do you remember your dream? I said, Are you awake? You were like, Yeah. I was like, What's so funny? What are you laughing at? He goes, Zane just ice-skating.

You were dreaming?

I guess I was dreaming about you ice-skating. I remember the dream. It was you, Zane. It was you in the... You know those blue tight pants that we tried on for an Instagram reel? Yes. And we did the Pilates. It was you in those with your ass out like this, ice skating. You were just like, arching. I remember laughing. That's so funny.

You know we have to create your dream now.

We have to make it a reality.

We have to make the dream a reality.

That's really funny that I was out loud laughing in my sleep.

You've never done that before. It was like an It wasn't like an I'm a sleep laugh. It was like you laughing on the podcast.

That's really crazy. No, normally when people are deep in their sleep, you're not hearing any crazy emotion unless it's like they're terrified and they wake up. It's a very like... It's like mumbling. Yeah. That's weird that you're That shit must have been funny. Yeah, wow.

Zane, can you ice skate well?

What? Can you ice skate well?

I'm terrible at ice skating. That's probably why he was laughing. Was I really good in the dream?

It was not good at all. It was just the way you had your legs going with those pants on. That shit was funny.

I can't. Thank you for giving me something to do. Are you flattered?

That's crazy to think about somebody- No, that's cool.

Keith is laughing with me at me. I don't know. We'll figure that out. Can you ice skate well, Mariah? I feel like you could if you tried.

Keith can ice skate and roller blade. It's nobody's business. Nice. He's really good.

Old-school roller skate, the four-wheel- I love the quads, yeah. Can you stride?

I can do crossovers and things like that. I can go backwards, but I'm not crazy good at backwards. I can keep doing the crossovers, but I'm not those people doing crazy tricks.

But he's good. He can keep up. For me, it's hard. I can keep up. I have no technique, but I can make it around a ring.

Could you spin around in one place?

I can't do anything. I could just stay up.

Yeah.

She can ice skate at the level of where you don't have to worry about falling.

You're not by the rails the whole time.

She's not with the little ice scooter.

I'm also not afraid to fall. I don't care. It takes me a few times, and I'll tumble a few times, and I'm like, All right, I'm fine. I'll just get up and keep going.

It helps. Acknowledge your privilege. Acknowledge it, because for me, I fall. It doesn't matter how small...

Broken back.

Broken back.

Yeah, maybe that's why I'm not scared to fall.

My main thing is not falling because I know as soon as I fall, I'm fucked. I'm like, the old person.

Knock on wood, I never get hurt.

Well, I think because your body can really handle it.

I feel like in any- Think about gymnasts getting injuries, dancers getting-It's crazy that bigger skaters are able to do all of those moves.

Every time I'm just out to skate, and I feel like I'm running in a divot all the time, and they're out there going… And landing perfectly, backwards, doing all this shit.

I'm like, How did that happen? But I can roll a blade much better with the straight blades than the quad. I think the quad is so much harder.

Well, ice quality is totally different, too.

Professionally, they're zamboating it after every-If you go to those free skates, that's so chopped up and really nasty.

Also, the rentals, like skates, the blades are so dull. You're slipping. If you get a good pair of skates that are sharp, that edge Catch is so nice.

It is crazy that you're putting people that never skate before on the worst rinks and giving them the worst skates while the professionals that can't skate through that.

You're doing like lessons in the middle of it. You're going around watching a little girl just spin it.

I had a flavor of the month at the Denny house where I wanted to join a beer league for hockey. For three months, that was my goal was to learn how to skate. I would go to the ice rink by myself. Literally every other day, I had full hockey gear, and I would just be on the ice by myself, figuring out how to skate. I was like, I got to learn this.

With what you looked like to back then, I'm surprised you got yourself.

It's so badass when you're able to stop really good in skates and then just the snow kicks up.

You good? I'll ask somebody.

You all right?

My best.

You all right? Yeah.

It's given this. You ladies, all right? You good?

All right.

Oh, shit. Steve Kerl's insanely good at skating.

Oh, really? That's why he was really good at it.

That's why he put it in a lot of the episodes.

It was so random. It just like he had the skill. It's like Creed when they have him sometimes playing the guitar. He was in that rock band. So they're just like, whatever skills you have.

I know the episode because someone, or Tobi has a cancer scare and they go to the hockey rink.

So he does that and then he skates in the thriller movie that he made. What was it called? Threat Level Midnight. Threat Level Midnight.

I didn't know he made a thriller movie.

It's the biggest part of the series.

Oh, yes.

His little-In the office. Yeah, it's his movie that he made.

Golden Face or whatever. But did you know Creed was in the grassroots?

The band? Yeah. I knew he was in a band because he mentioned he was in a band, and My dad told me this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But band has some really big songs that you definitely know.

Is Creed an actor? I feel like he's not an actor. They just threw him on in the show.

Somebody on set was like, Can my friend come on? They were like, Sure. He literally wings it most of the time. Imagine. They let him just do what he wants because it's so funny.

They were a fan of the grassroots, and they were like, Yeah, this is just cool because...

They really did whatever they wanted.

The crazy story to me about the office getting casted is Phyllis, how she was a casting director, and she was just the person who was interviewing or doing the auditions and reading the lines, and the people were like, Actually, she's so good interacting with these people. We should put her on. Then she became a character in the office, casting director, office. Now you're doing inside out. That's so crazy. Making that money.

Insane. Dude, I love that.

Didn't she used to be some model?

She was a dancer, cheerleader.

That's what it was.

Pull up a picture of young Phyllis. I got to see this. Isn't her Phyllis?

Phyllis is Phyllis. I think Oscar is Oscar. Angela is Angela. A lot of them have the same thing.

Very interesting that they went that route. Like, Hey, we're going to... Which is very risky, too, to do that because that could ruin Okay, Phyllis Smith.

Phyllis.

I know we went way past the airplane talk, but I wanted to bring this up. Did you guys see the video? This was one where I was like, Wow, I'm going to do this. This is such a good fucking idea. It was two friends that booked the aisle and the window. You know how people have been booking aisle and window and keeping the middle open to see? Just in hopes that nobody books it. Most people don't want to. Yeah. They put their hand through a hoodie and put the top over it, and they were moving it around the whole flight as people were like, get it, they had it crunching.

They haven't done it on the acting like it's coughing. They're like, Are you good? It looked so real.

It looked so real. This must have been a Southwest flight or something because- Because you can't do that on a normal- Because you can't do that on a normal... Yeah, if it's booked, it's booked. But I think they were on a Southwest flight and just hoping that nobody took that seat.

I just love the coughing.

It's so good.

Southwest has no assigned seats. You just get on the plane and sit.

Right. But you can't... Well, yes, there's no assigned seating. You get on the plane and sit, and it's like a free for all. But there is an order of you boarding the plane.

The only reason that would be messed up is because if somebody actually needed to get on that plane, there was one seat left and you did that. That's really messed up, but it was really funny. I just can't believe how real-Some people do the trick where you just are very eager for someone to sit next to you.

You're just like... People are like, no. You just creep muggling.

Or just be a character. You are on there, you're just like...

That's literally you on every place.

Just really, really, really, really let them know that this is not going to be a good place. Or you just have a big bowl of something you're eating. Yeah, I'm just touching everything.

Just wings.

Yeah, crack it like crab claws. Just like...

Yeah, like the stinkiest, like boiled eggs, like crafish.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Some Brussels Sprouts.

And then just...

Oh, God.

Or just get that barf bag and just pretend.

That's good, too, because there's one in every seat. You know the girls on TikTok that will make shit on their bed? And it's like this They'll make eggs. They'll make like a little... They have like a little... Yeah, the people in their dorms. Yeah, the dorm cooking. People are crazy. I would bring that on the...

Just a little full countertop stove.

Got a pot going.

But you're So you see that, you're like, I'm sitting there, let me get them. But now, most people would avoid a situation like that. Now I'm all for it. If I see a crazy person, I'm sitting next to the crazy person. Because I'm going to bring it right back in here. I get so jealous all the time of just that ass that was in front. I saw that, I was just like, damn.

It does make for good stories and funny memories.It's a show.

Because planes can get so boring. You've seen everything on their screen already.

Did we ever say that we confirmed We won't say who it is, but that the person was famous.

People know. People know who it is. They said it in the comments.

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The calendar, I don't like how the calendar looks, but it's cool how my reminders are being synced up with the calendar. It's a little bit better about catching times and dates. It does look different. Even if you were to discuss, Hey, are we going to record on this day at this time? Or whatever, it will really start figuring that stuff out. Interesting.

Interesting. I really need to get on my Google calendar game because I do everything on my Apple calendar. It doesn't notify me when the time comes. You know how it's-Go to your notifications. It's on. It just doesn't push a notification. I have notifications for my calendar.

I think you can set banner, push notifications, all of that.

You know what? One day, I think it just annoyed me.

One day, and I probably turned it off. Having the email synced to my calendar is the biggest life-changing Everything's a interesting thing ever.

Emails synced to your calendar.Yeah..

You know when someone books a meeting through your email and you press yes, it automatically goes into your calendar on Apple.

Then it has the link right there for the Zoom. It's very convenient.

I'm really bad at finding those Zoom links. Yeah. They are tough.

Getting in on a Zoom call. I just hate that. I get nervous every time where I'm like...

No, I get more nervous hanging up.

It's like three because everyone...

Click it out.

All right. See you later.

Bye.

Then you're like... Then you're like... Then you're like... Then you're like... Then you're like, FaceTime update, too. I hate saying goodbye on FaceTime now because you have to tap the screen to enable to click the red X. Before, you used to be able to just be like, All right, I'll talk to you later. Boom. Hang up. Now you're like, Okay, I'll talk to you later. Then you got to tap the screen, and then you got to let it go to your face, and then you got to click the...

It just took way too awkwardly long to hang up.

Is there certain family members or friends that when you say bye on FaceTime... I'm the type of person I normally hang up.

You let the other person hang up.

Other person hang up. But there are certain friends and family members I have where I'll say, Bye, bye, and I'm going to do something, and I notice that the FaceTime is still on, almost like, What are they doing after the phone call? Or, Are they saying anything after the phone call? It's funny because they do it every single time.

Dude, when I was driving here, I was going down L'Oréal Canyon. For the people who don't know, L'Oréal Canyon is basically this very narrow road that's in the middle of the hills that gets through the hills.

Connects the north to the south of LA.

Pretty much. A house that they were building, and they had a retaining wall. It's a massive cliff, the whole retaining wall fell.

Oh, no. But it was just like one and a half. As you were driving, it was already down.

I saw two police officers just standing looking at it, and then everyone driving by was looking at it, and half of the huge... It's like a wooden retaining wall, the big a railroad track-looking...

It's on stilt? What do they call it? Railroad?

The big wooden-The Piling? Big wooden... I don't know.

Matt, is it like this? It's like stilt?

It just all fell down, like half of it. But it made you realize this whole fucking house might fall down. It was like a massive landslide was on the verge of happening. Wow. So right when I went past, I was like, Oh, my God.

How much was on the ground?

None was out into the streets, but it was like the whole side of the cliff. It just looked like it was on the verge of a landslide, but it had already fallen.

It's so crazy. The one place where you should not be building like that, especially with all our earthquakes and everything. It is crazy. Everything is just so close to barely hanging on.

Who's building that shit?

There's no room in the city. You have to build somewhere. If someone wants their property.

Was it the caissons that they drill into the ground? Those big metal things that… So they have to…

It wasn't metal. These were like wooden… What? Railroad tracks? They use in building, but they're from railroad things. It's like, I forgot there's a name for it.

It's confusing because you're saying railroad.

Rectangular piece of wood that's very dark brown. Like a 4 by four? No, that's like a plank. No, like a huge Why do you want to say railroad tires?

You're saying railroad because railroad is just the stick on the ground.

When you're on a railroad, yeah, that wooden stuff, but that heavy duty wood, but they use that for retaining walls sometimes. A lot of times, you can see them on sides of houses and stuff. Anyways, but I was just like, Fuck, this is like, if that goes…So.

Scary.oh, boy.We actually talked about this on a bonus episode, but one of Leah's friends' exes, they crashed or something or something happened, and they told the insurance that a rock fell from the…Oh.

Like a falling rock off of one of those cliffs.

Off of the Laurel Canyon, and he got away with it, and the ex told the insurance company that... He was lying? That he was lying. And so they looked into it and they found out. But it's crazy. It's so easy. You can easily get away with it. How does it work if you have cameras on your car? Can you just say that, Oh, camera wasn't on? Because I know Tesla records it, but it could not record it also.

Yeah. I don't know.

I'm surprised not every car has its camera on.

Legally-they should make that to lower your insurance. If you put a camera on your car, it will make your insurance go down a bit, too.

I think they do have that.

Really?

I think so. Yeah, because it protects your- Even in an accident, they go, Well, let's see it because you have that thing where you have it documented.

Progressive has something where it monitors everything to where it syncs with everything, so it'll see how fast you accelerate. If you're slamming the brakes and it takes points off and it deducts and it affects your bill on how much of a driver you are. That's not good. If you slam your brakes, it's like, oh, you're-There's a box inside the car.

It almost looks like a battery, and it detects how fast you were going.

At the time of the Yeah, it's like a black box.

It'll check your speeds for this specific road. It feels like a black mirror, though. There's a part of me where I'm like, Oh, I would love to lower my insurance, but I also don't want them to know every little movement I've done.

They go, Oh, dee, dee, dee. Does anybody else think it's really weird? It's always been like this, but the speedometer on a car goes up to 200 miles an hour, but there's not a single road over 70 or 75. It's so drastically different.

I think for emergency. Yeah, honestly, I think it's a just in case for emergency. Imagine your car, you're trying to get away from somebody, the cops.

Okay, but if everybody's car does that, then there's no...

I don't think it makes it be 200.

Let me ask that to you. It's really good.

There has to be a good reason. I really- Why can our cars...

Sorry, one second. Why can our cars go well over the speed limit? But... It's illegal. But it's illegal. Why are our cars capable of it? Why are we allowed to have a car that can go that fast when legally we can't drive it that fast?

Let's see what it says. My ChatGPT would never understand the questions I'm asking.

There are several reasons why cars are designed to go over the speed limits. Safety and power reserve. Cars are engineered to operate efficiently and safely at a range of speeds, but having an additional power and speed capacity ensures that vehicles can handle situations like overtaking, merging into highways or accelerating out of danger. There you go. Safety, universal design standards.

But 200 miles an hour is getting you back into danger. Does it-Going that fast is so dangerous.

I think more people are causing harm going well over the speed limit than evading some dangerous situation.

I think 100 miles an hour is fair.

110. You know how some cars can go like zero to 60 in a certain amount of seconds, right? Yeah. Is that because it's... I don't even know how to say this. Okay, my car can go from zero to 200 miles. But is the reason why I can go zero to 60 in a short amount of time is because it caps at 200. It's almost taking the energy from the... Like the horseback. Does that make sense? If it caps at 80, my car wouldn't be able to go zero to 60 in a short amount of seconds because it's such a-No, it's nothing to do with that.

It's just basically your torque and acceleration. It's also a goal for auto manufacturers. The biggest thing that they're trying to do in flex about a car is the zero to 60 time because it's just the most universally accepted form of how quick a car is.

A car can go zero to 60 in three seconds if they build it like that, but it only goes up to 60 miles an hour.

Over 60, it's not as quick to accelerate to that. Zero to 60 could be three seconds, but zero to 100 might be seven seconds.

Sure. I'm saying if my car only goes to 60… It would still accelerate there. It could still go to that quick if they put it to that. Okay, all right.

But there's also There's governors on golf carts and other electric vehicles. They can go faster, but they put a governor on it to be able to cap it and lock it.

You know what I mean, man? In my head, I'm surprised that the government's like, all cop cars get to go 150 miles an hour, but all civilians' cars can only go a certain amount of...

It's also market demand, too. People want to buy cars that go fast. No one would want to buy a car that was capped and limited, too. Yeah. It's standard. It's market competition.

It's just a very interesting to think about.

But you just got to be responsible about it.

My Tesla had a cooling mode on my seats. I only have the heat warmer. I had a cooling mode and they took it off, and now they're You have to pay for it. But it was already on my car. Isn't that crazy? To give me something and then just take it away and then be like, Now you have to pay for it.

Or what they do is they give you the free access to get you accustomed to it. Then they take it away and they go, yes, now you have to pay for it. But they let you have it as a trial, and then they'll take it.

Do you think I had the trial then for a year?

I think so. Usually, they'll give you access. Your friend Kate had access to some feature for a year, and then once that's up, it's just gone.

Okay. If it's a trial, that makes sense.

I just really thought that was part of it. When you get a car, you get Series XM for six months or whatever, and then they're like, Okay, time to pay for it.

You know what? I love Series XM. I just don't want to pay $3 a month for it. They'll be like, You can pay it for a nickel this month.

You pay for it for You wait for the car, you do whatever you want with the car.

It's smart that they do that because it's smart that they do it for a long time because after a year, you got your favorite station, you have everything set up already. You know exactly what to do every day.

I'm listening to Margarita Bill. I'm listening to Dave Matthews. I'm listening to Dave Matthews. I'm listening I become a different person when I'm serious.

Imagine you were just sitting in your house and all of a sudden you get notified that you have to pay for your toaster.

Or your toaster, like your microwave.

Or your outlets. Yeah. Well, your outlets, you do pretty much pay for it because you have a bill every month. But yeah, no, that's funny.

Did you like the lights? Do you want to pay?

I know you like the lights. You saw how bright they got? You can pay an extra $10.

You're going to pay for dimming?

We are going to start charging $0.10 per every time you sit in your sofa.

Oh, gosh.

The sofa just has spikes that come out. I love thinking about that. Me and Matt were joked about this all the time. Just imagine driving and the way stoplights work or intersections work. As soon as it turns around, we talked about it maybe five times, but I love it. The spikes just go boom.

Or you just disintegrate. Or you just disintegrate. You're dead. You're like, Sorry, you broke the rule.

You know, you can run a red light. You can, but as soon as it turns red, a laser goes up. If you're past it, you just We saw a crazy accident on my way home from here the other night.

Sitting first car at the light, getting ready to turn, and this dude ran a red so bad, just like this, was coming, and this guy was coming this way, and they smashed, and the car immediately flipped over onto the roof. I was like this.

You saw this happen? Yes.

It was so loud. It was scary.

When was this? About two days ago.

Two, three days ago?

Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

It's crazy how- Everybody was very quick, though. Easily cars hit.

It was weird. It just hit and just went boom.

It's wild. You got to see it because every time you go by an accident, you're like, How the fuck did that happen? This car is upside down over here.

I would have never thought it would have flipped watching the accident. It was a hard hit, but it was very weird.

What's really crazy in those situations, it doesn't matter what I'm on my way to. I don't care if it's my flight, my job, record anything. Immediately, if I saw something on the road and I feel like I saw it first, you have to stop it. I feel like you have to help because if nobody saw it, then that's just more time. The amount of people that got out and health was amazing. No, that's amazing. It felt so good. There's just a lot of footage that I see. Where people don't. Where people just see it and they just drive. I'm just like, That's crazy. Unless you're driving for your fucking pregnant, and your wife is going to labor, I understand that, but man, I think anything can wait in a situation like that. That person really needs help. Amulance isn't coming for another at least 8 to 10 minutes.

There was probably 30 people within 5 seconds of the car flipping that were out of their cars and running over to help.

Everybody should be required. Not required, because it's so rare that you catch it in the moment. But because there are certain things you really can and can't do in a situation like that. Most people will immediately pull that person, and you're not supposed to pull them out because they could have broken bones and shit.

Yeah, you got to like...

I feel like everybody should know exactly what to do in a situation like that. Because I feel like a lot more lives would be saved. If 30 people show up to say, and everybody knows exactly what to do, you could really get them at least ready for an ambulance truck in that first minute or two when something happens. I'm going to ask my mom, what do I have to do? I'm going to learn. Then you wait for the... Then I'm going to tell everybody on this podcast.

Fire Department to come with the Jaws of Life.

Yeah, Jaws of Life. What If a car is flipped over like that, do you take them out? Or what do you do?

Do I have your consent? I don't know. That is such a tough thing. Because you can't get sued. I'd be like, get me the fuck out of here. I don't care. You can get sued. You can get sued for I'd be like videotaping. If I'm doing this, sorry, I'm doing this for my own protection. If you want me to get you out of this car, I'll do it. But we got to agree that you're allowing this to happen.

They pulled the person out pretty immediately. Yeah. They didn't seem injured, which is good because when they pulled him out, it was an awkward thing because the airbags were off and they had to get out underneath from the bottom.

You'll be surprised how injured they are and they still are able to call themselves. It's because you're in such shock, you have no idea that something really bad happened. You're out in that head. You're like, Oh, wow. Everything is fucked in my body. It's so crazy how your body literally really just is numb to all that in a situation like that, unless you're really fucked.

Yeah, your adrenaline is just going and you just don't even realize what happened.

I'm in a flipped car. I don't care what the hell is going on. You get me out of that car. Because that shit could blow up.

That's another thing that I'm scared of, too. If it is an accident, you flip. You don't know if there's a leak, if your car is about to explode. Then I saw that, too, and I also worried, you want to run over to help, and a lot of people are, but you're also putting that in danger, too. I know you're saving somebody, but still clear the area once you're out. You don't know if it's going to blow up. If you get everything out and everybody's safe, try to get away from the wreck.

Yes. I know. It's the worst when an accident happens, and then another car can come, too. The domino effect of an accident as well is like, oh, my gosh.So scary.Yeah. Good. Patricia, I think, sprained her ankle.Right now?Just now? No. Last night, we were walking home. We had a couple of drinks, and she was wearing these boots, and she walked over her curb and was like, Oop, and we were like, Are you good? She's like, Yeah, I think I'm good. And then just woke up and like, Our ankle is swollen.

Is it broken?

I don't know. I don't know. She just sent me the picture. I mean, we're recording. I got to find out.

You girls really do go through war with your shoes and shit.

I hope it's not broken. We have to leave in two days.

It's not bruised, though.

It just looks like it's Just keep icing it because if you are on a plane, it will blow up more, whatever you have. I remember when I remember it dislocated my elbow and we had to leave the next day, the next morning. My God, that thing blew up like a balloon in my cast. It was terrible. But just as long as she keeps icing it and cooling it down and get it.

She just the heel just gave and rolled.

Yeah, because she's wearing those heel boots and stuff, just rocking that outfit. She just walked the curb off the sidewalk. She should have just taken the path I was on, it was like, Fuck.

Or if you hit grass, that thing…

A hairline fracture is the worst because you don't know. It's something where it's broken, you feel something, but you don't know if it's a chest pain.

I still have it in my hand. I still have a hairline fracture from it. I got hit by that bike outside of Jimmy John's. It's still there.

You feel it?

You feel it when you press? Yeah. Right now, I can feel it. It's not painful. It just feels like something's in my body.

Is that something you feel like you should get fixed because in the future, it could get worse? How is that?

It doesn't affect me working on. It doesn't cause me severe pain.

It's just working out is pretty surprising because you're pushing weights, right?

But it doesn't hit there that much.

My buddy Austin had a similar thing. He was riding his bike and went over the front like down biking, and he jammed both of his wrists, and he broke both of them, but one didn't heal properly and still has a hairline fracture in it. They have to go in and do surgery because it's been years now, and it's still he can't lift anything with that arm. They have to take a of his hip bone and put it into his wrist.

Strange. I feel like they could just make something out of plaster, use old cadaver bones or something.

Do they usually take parts from the stomach and hip to fix anything?

Depending on where, but yeah, I guess your hip bone is easy to shave off.

It's like the back of your head for hand transplants.

It's like something you got easily replaced. But yeah, the recovery is crazy because they were cutting and shaving his hip. But that's It was a bone? Yeah. Because when it happened, it didn't heal properly, and I guess just kept getting worse over time. So make sure that doesn't get worse.

It's hopefully. I had a hairline fracture in my rib from the time I hit the couch.

That scares me. So broken ribs.

That was crazy. That was crazy. I thought I had bronchitis. It's such a weird feeling. You don't know if it's something that...

And there's no cast. You can't cast your rib. If you have a broke...

It's just It's a rib cage. I've scared it just like rib cages sometimes. When you look at a skeleton, you're like, What in the hell is just this whole system is bizarre.

Insane.

A punctured lung is another huge thing.

Oh, yeah. Collapsed lung. My buddy had a collapsed lung one time.

So scary.

That's really scary.

I used to think of a collapsed lung was. The lung literally detached and just fell to the bottom. To the bottom of her head.

She's a bag in the I always thought that's what it collapsed lung was.

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