Transcript of Heath Caught a Stranger Spying on Him While Sleeping - UNFILTERED 257

It's a very PG.

But we love that. Very PG. I'm going to start off with, try to start with PG intros. Do they still rate movies anymore? I feel like I never see rated R. They do.

They don't say in the trailers, but it's just rated whatever. I think you just need to look up to see the rating. They will never say it on the trailer. They used to. I think maybe it depends on the channel that they're promoting the movie on. Maybe they have to. I don't know. But I don't really see it in trailer. If you go to YouTube and watch a trailer, they're not saying rated R. It's rated PG 13.

Or if you're on Netflix, there's nothing that says rated R or PG 13.

It also loses the aura of a trailer, if you think about it. The trailer is so good, and then it's rated R.

Or it looks really scary, and then you see PG, you're like, Okay. Yeah, okay. I'm not going.

No, really. If I see a movie that looks good, and then it's PG, I'm like, No, it's great. I don't know what it is.

Like a horror movie at the end of the When they show PG 13, you're like, It can't be that good.

It can't be that good.

I'm always curious where the shift is between G and the P, G.

Oh, I know. It's one curse word. Or it's more than one. Is it one curse word or more than one?

Phoebe has to deal with death or violence a little bit?

Pg 13?

Yeah. No, no. No, PG.

Oh, PG.

Pg? Pg and G. Where do they draw the line?

What becomes-Well, PG is parental guidance, right? You still need a parent with you if you're is it under 18, correct?

Or is it under- So, G, you don't need parents at all. You're like, Mom, I don't care. I have every right to watch this.

Yeah, so if you're watching the Backyard Againz or you're watching the Teletubbies, you don't need a parent. Parents leave the kids to watch that.

What was the Lion King, PG or G?

Oh, no, that's PG. When Mufasa died- That's PG.

It was intense. It was intense. I had to have a talk with my parents after.

I see what you did.

You didn't mean to. I didn't even mean that.

And it's It's still a dark...

There's dark moments in the movie, which I feel like that's why they have PG in it. You know what I mean? Great conversation. I love this. God, I feel so informed. Then PG 13 is obviously before A little bit of cursing. A lot of you can say-I think one curse word. You can say shit. Yes, but one. You can't have more than one or two.

I think you get one F word in a PG 13. Yes, it's something like that. You get one F word.

When you got two in there, rated R.

You're Boom.

But at that point, you might as well just go all out.

I remember Dunstan checks in. Jason Alexander says, Shit in it, and that movie was PG, and that was a Disney movie.

That's okay then. He said, Shit. One time. But it's the real world, though. Kids are walking out, they're going to hear it. I think in their head, it's like, as long. We just throw it in there because kids are hearing it here and there, and they need to understand that it's a bad word. Don't say it. You know what I mean?

Have you seen that people are playing older cartoons and movies for their toddlers, and it's stopping all of the temper tantrums and their behavior.

Because they're not changing up the frame every three seconds. It's like Cocomelon where it's just a crack.

That's what it is. All these new shows, they're so over-simulating. That's why the kids are paying attention to them because they're so over-simulating. But the second it's off, they are off the walls. People are experimenting and playing shows that they grew up watching, and they notice behavioral changes in their kids.

Have you seen I saw a mom on TikTok that she was with her son, very young son. He's talking about how he was saying things like, When you die, can you die happy? It was something very weird. She's like, What was that? He asked it again, and she then is like, What is he watching? She goes to her phone, she sees that he's watching kids' shows, and then she clicks on one of the kids' shows on YouTube. It's this Alligator Puppet that obviously obviously is run by a certain YouTube channel, but what he's saying is so dark. Oh, no. It's definitely not a kids' show, but he's putting it out as a kids' show.

Who's doing that? That's an evil person.

It's so crazy to me. He wants to make it just dark. But she saw that and it blocked everything. Now she's really... I think she has-Monitors it. I think she has YouTube parental thing on it, but some things are getting passed as kids' shows. But they're saying really weird stuff that kids should not be hearing. Oh, gosh. But yeah, that reminded me of that. That's crazy. Very interesting. That's why we need to go back to Blue's Clues.

Take it back to SpungeBob.

Yeah. No, it's not good. We've noticed a little bit of...

A SpungeBob is a It's on the line. That is a gateway drug.

That is a crack. Let's wait until the kid is maybe 13, 14 for SpungeBob.

My brother is also super into Spongebob like I am, and he's trying to get his toddler into it, and he was like, he just doesn't understand it He likes looking at it, but he can't really follow it.

Connecting the dots. I get it.

I like the pretty colors.

Almost three. But he likes the look of it.

It is a very esthetically look. It has the aura to it. Just don't let him watch a new one. I think that's when his brain will start getting weird and messed up.

Only one to season five.

Yeah, absolutely. Keep it there.

You and Ms. Rachel have something in common.Me.

And Ms. Rachel?yeah.

Both have your nipples pierced.I used to. I know.

But I have heard the- I thought that was a joke people would make about Ms..

Rachel, and then I saw a video, and she was outside.

With all respect to her. No, but I understand why it could get at Ms. Rachel.

Ms. Rachel Parties. I believe that's true.

But I can see her being really overwhelmed. I'm sure she really did not want anybody to see it because she does a whole kid show, but one little moment is just It's a nip slip.

That's why she's always wearing the overalls to really cover it up. All respect to Ms. Rachel.

I think she's brilliant. It's her personal decision, but yeah, I know. It's things when a kid's like... I told my friend's wife, who's a toddler, and they love Ms. Rachel.

I said that.

Your friend's wife is a toddler.

No, my friend's wife.

Sorry. You know what? I didn't want to say because I thought it was my ears, but as soon as you started, I was like...

I told her about the Ms. Rachel nipples pierce, and she goes, Why did you tell me that? Now Now I can't get the image out of my head every time we're watching.

It's real life, though.

It's real life.

It's raw.

Raw, real. Let's jump into this, baby.

Yeah, let's go. It's coffee talk, baby. Let's go.

Hold on. Welcome back to Zane and Heath unfiltered.

I'm Zane. I'm Heath.

I'm I'm Mariah.

We are unfiltered. Welcome back to another Monday, Tuesday morning.

Yeah. I just got back from Tennessee. You did? Just a week out there. I went a little bit early to see my family, get a little bit of family time in, seeing my parents, my grandparents.

You went a little earlier. You went the day after Halloween.

Yeah. Yes, I did. I went super early and just got to hang out, family time. Then we were driving probably about two hours away to do the whole hiking trip and everything.

Who's we? You and your whole family?

Me, my brother, and then my buddy Austin and two firefighter friends. Nice. But yes, it was really nice. We got to see my little nephew. It's so weird because it was his first time remembering me. I've only I've seen him a handful of times. But when I walked, because he was at the park when we met up with him, and he turned and he saw me and lit up and immediately recognized me. I thought that was the craziest thing. Just this little brain being able to recognize your face and put…

The permanence is finally setting in where you're like, I know you and you exist and I see you.

Because the first time we saw him is when he was a little baby and you weren't sure if he even remembers you or not.

Yeah. Then you see him at one, one and a half, and then two. But now he's almost three. He was just like, Uncle Heef. I was like, What in the… I know before you got there, he was playing podcast.

He's like, You make sure you remember when you were…

You better… A flash card.

I think you and your brother look very similar. I think when he sees you, he sees the face of his father in it. He's just like, I'm related to this person. This person is part of my tribe. It's so bizarre.

But hearing him say that. Then we We were just hanging out at my brother's house, and we were holding him, and we walked into the bathroom, and on the wall, there was one of those just bathroom signs. I forget what it said, but it was like something like, Love, kind, whatever, a little prayer type thing. It said it on the wall, and he pointed and was reading it. I was like- At three years old. Not even three.

Get him in Mesa.

I was like, Wait, What? I was like, Did you? He just read it again. Grab a book, grab a book. I ran over to the books and I sat him down and I was like, What does this say? He read every single book like this. How old is he? Two and-He'll be three at the end of the month. End of this month, he'll be three. Oh, my gosh.

Both his mom and dad are like, We haven't taught him this. We haven't taught him to read.

My mom was freaking out, too.

What's going on?

Well, he had It was speech trouble. He just wasn't talking for a very long time. They had somebody starting to work with him. He was in speech therapy, right? Yeah. I guess that worked really, really well.

But no speech costs to work. They teach him how to read, too.

They would always read to him Yeah.

Sometimes it's nice putting a visual to what are words that we're saying as well because it's all sound at first and then you're-Wow.

He's finding his voice with the words. But it was mad. It was crazy watching him read every word.

He's going to be reading Shakespeare by He's going to know no more worse than me when he's five.

I'm getting jealous.

It was so cool.

He's like, Sure, I can read.

Oh, he can't? At what level?

That's not even fair. I can't even catch up to him. If I started now, I could never catch up to him.

But yeah, it was just so cool to watch a little brain. It's a beautiful time. It's so cool. But yeah, it was really nice. We got to have a lot of nice little family time and then got packed up and then we were off to the trail.

Whichwhat is the trail called? The Smoky Mountains.

Nice. But on the way, I didn't realize that we were going to be doing it, but do you know what the Tale of the Dragon is?

No. Have you heard of it? Is this a landmark?

It's a stretch of really winding roads. It's a super famous place in the United States for people who ride-Car commercials.

Oh, yes, I have seen that.

I've seen that.

I have seen millions of times, yes.

It's the most iconic place to go ride or drive your car. I didn't realize that we were going to be taking this in to get to the hiking spot. It was so beautiful, especially now because all the leaves were changing colors. They were falling.

I just wanted to go because it's called tail of the dragon. Sorry.

It has nothing to do with-No, I know.

That's exactly what I'm going to be playing. I know me.

But it was really cool. We drove that in and then we dumped our car at the bottom of the of the trail where we were going to be exiting.

How long was this trail? How early was this trip? Or camping along the way.

Four-day trekking. Four-day trek. You carry your bag with your tent, all your sleeping gear, all your food. Got it. Then you just keep walking and then camp at the end of the night at a campsite.

Have any of you and your buddies have done this trail before, or was this all of your first time doing it? This is a new time for all of us. Okay.

Are you bringing the same amount of stuff that you brought in last time? Now, do you know what to bring, what to bring, or is it just different every time?

That's the thing. You try to be as light as possible, but without losing certain luxuries.

And losing your mind. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because that would just make me... Because you're like, I want to have enough, but then I want to have a little bit extra.

I also don't want to break my back with all that stuff that I want to bring.

We dumped the car, but then we took a boat ride to the other side of the lake. The boat driver dropped us off on this little rocky patch. Then you were just like, and he just lets you go, and he's like, All right, later.

Do you pay the boat guy?

Yeah, we had to pay a shuttle fee. Okay.

Got it.

Cool. You're the only ones. There's nobody with you that you're high.

Nobody else. There was nobody else out there. Well, I'll get there.

You said you dumped the car. Wait, do you at least... Do people know that it's your car? If something were terrible to happen, they know. Oh, really? They put a note on the car going, We own this. We took this trail, just in case. Oh.

Man, that's really smart.

But there wasn't a checkpoint that you went into before you parked the car? Or was the parking the car took-There was a parking lot.

There was no other cars there, though. We parked in the parking lot, and then we walked to this little Fontana Dam marina. Then we paid for a shuttle to just take us to the other side of the lake, and it was the start of our trailhead.

You guys were the only people on the shuttle? Were there other people? Nobody else. Okay.

Isn't the trail that you're taking, isn't this a trail that you looked up and people do take this trail?

Yeah, you're on trail talk.

You would know. There's an app called All Trails.

They have a bunch of really good hikes.

I should call it Happy Trails.

They should make one.

But we knew the route and everything that we were going to be taking and everything. But as soon as we got off the boat, we scaled this rock face right at the water. You're scaling something at the very start. It was immediate. Then as soon as we got to it, there was a creek that flowed down into the lake. As soon as we stepped foot at the very top, we looked. There was wet bearaw prints all throughout the mud-I would have turned around.crossing the rocks. We're looking at this as the boat drivers just driving away. I was like, That's it? We're in it. This is-Did you have bear spray?

No.

Because I bring bear spray on every single hike, and I'm like... I was like, Whatever. I don't need it.

How heavy is the bear spray?

Probably a pound.

It's like hairspray. I know. It's just an aerosol can.

It's not just for bear. It's for anything, anybody.

I also got worried because I was flying with it, and I didn't want any issues and things like that. I just didn't have time to grab a new one. I was just like, whatever.

He's like, he did bring his key, though, that is a knife.

I have a little Swiss on it.

Back up.

I can't even poke through the hair. But it was crazy because we saw these like, jaw prints and then also like, baby bear jaw prints. I was like, okay, it's a mom and baby cubs. I was like...

Even more protective and scary.

Exactly.

But it started setting in right there.

What time of day are you now scaling this? Or is this 8:00 in the morning? We Got to the other side and got dropped off at around noon. Oh, the nightfall is coming just around the corner.

Our campsite was basically right there. So it was 100 feet away from where we There was no real hiking the first day. Got it. But I wish there was because I was like, Okay, well, now we're staying right where we just saw these tracks.

You're with four other people, or three other people. Nobody brought anything to protect your group?

No, we were just By the end of the trip, we were sharpening these spears.

We were sitting on the camera just shaving these things down into these giant poking things. That was the first thing I would have started doing. I would have started anything to make something sharp. Getting good. Getting good.

Making bow and arrows and stuff. We did not realize what we were into. But literally right next to our first little campsite, there was a little fire ring and everything. We're like, Okay, we're good. Ten feet away is a bear trap, like a giant bear cage. Well, that's good. I was like, not good because they're obviously there for a reason.

Yeah, but you stick- Like a bear trap? No.

Like a claw? No. A cage the size of this with a a door that slams, like a guillotine. I was like, one of these giant... But see-through.

Zane, after a few drinks, would be like, Give me a bit in there.

We were like, Our plan was, if we saw a bear, are we all running into this thing and shutting it to hide? Then I started thinking, I was like, Oh, my gosh, if we did do that, all five of us stuck in this little cage together and then you take it out. Who knows?

What are they doing with the bear? Okay, they trapped the bear and then they it further away from the trail? They're not killing the bear.

I don't think they're... No one's killing bears, right? It depends. They're not just capturing them, killing them.

Yeah, this is what it was right there.

Keith, my tent would be right next to it. Where's my food going in the cage. That's where everyone's food is going to be for the night.

But we did have bear hangs and everything to pull your food up to keep it off the ground. Police system?

You did that?

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Were you the most experienced? Because you've done trips like this in the past. Were you the most experienced in the bunch, or was there someone else who was the bear grills in the group?

So me, Austin, and Jeff, I think this was our fit. So we I think this is our fifth annual.

Okay.

We all pretty much are…

Shane was a newbie.

Shane, this was his first one, my brother.

Was he nervous?

But he's also very outdoorsy. Okay. He wasn't nervous at all. But what's crazy is we set up for the night, started getting dark, and then we all started getting a little weird.

A little spuked.

We were like, okay. Then we went back down to the water to look at the sunset, and there was fresh bear tracks on top of what we had already seen. I'm like, okay, they're clearly all around right now. Whatever. We do a little fire, we end up eating, and then we go to bed. I wake up at 3:00 in the morning, one of the other kids is shaking my tent. Keith, get up now. Get up now. I'm like, What? He's like, Get your thermal. I brought my thermal vision. What time?

Is it the middle of the night?

3:00 in the morning. Okay, 3:00 in the morning. It's pitch black.

Keith, you brought your heavy ass thermal goggles.

I had to. He spent so much money on them. I don't blame him. I had You're in the perfect territory for it. Yes.

It's like, so I can see it, but I can't do anything.

You're going to want to see this. That's funny.

He wakes me up. I'm like, oh, shit. He's like, he got out of his tent to go to the bathroom, and he put his headlamp on, and he turned, and he saw two sets of eyes 50 feet away staring at us. Oh, my God.I was like, Oh. I get out, I grab it, I turn it on, and it's doing the load up screen, and I'm like, Come on.

I'm like, hurry up. But you also don't want to see it either because it's a horror movie.

I thought maybe it was the middle of the night, he had a sleep paralysis type thing. He was just dazed in a dream. Seeing things. I put it up, two fucking wolves staring at us.

I'm like, I'm sitting there, I go, and I just give it to him, and he's like, Shit.

We're both freaking out. They're underneath the bear hang where our food is, and they're just dead staring at us. I was like, This is wild. This is our first night.

You do this for fun. To me, you do this for fun. We did the 17th door and we walked away. How the hell did you- You said at the end of the trip, Shane was like, This is type 2 fun, right?

I was like, Yes, 100% type 2 fun. But yeah, I'll just speed run through I had a tent question.

Four guys, all individual tents?

Everybody has their own individual tent.

Byot? Yeah. Okay. Are the tent roomy or are we doing just a capsule?

They call it... Everything is in the ultra-light backpacking world. They call it a two-person ultra-light tent, but really, it's comfortable for one person.

Okay, it's very light.

That one, that's about the size of it. Mine weighs 2 You're trying to be as light as possible because you are trekking with everything.

But it's also pretty strong, too, though.

It's a pop-up or you got to wrap it up?

There's the sticks and everything that run through the frame, you clip it on, then you stake it out, put your guidelines, whatever. It's not super, super sturdy, but it is like you're not going to blow over. Got it. How cold was it? I had packed thinking because there was a cold snap a few days before we got there, and we were We went into it thinking it was going to be like 30, 40 degrees.

You have to, too, just in case because you can't be out there freezing to death.

I packed my pants to trek in that were insulated. I was thinking we were going to be cold. It ended up being like 70 degrees, humid. I was burning up walking. I was like, This sucks.

All that extra show was just tossed out just to make my trip a little better.

But it was comfortable. We were fine. Then I'll just fast forward. Next night, we ended up going. You hike six miles. Then you get to your next campsite.Cellphone.

Signal or no cell phone signal?No.

Signal, but I have a satellite phone.

Okay, so if something happened, like someone broke their fucking leg, you could at least- I tried texting my baby four times.

He did not respond.

Are you okay?

Are you there?

I know. I had you on find my friends, and I could just see. It was just like, he's in this area, but we don't know where I'm like, Mariah, has he texted you?

We've been talking the whole time. I'm like- Interesting. Interesting. Yeah.

I told you to download the app. There's an app? Yes.

Wait, Danielle was like, do you think he didn't tell Zane on purpose about the satellite? I'm like, No, he probably told him, but it's a whole step to download the app, and Zane's not going to do it. Oh, yeah.

No, I thought- It's a whole problem.

I can download an app to talk to you if you tried.

It's the only way I can contact him was through the app. It's like WhatsApp, but for hiking.

No, through the app, you don't have I pay for a membership for a satellite phone. It's a Garmin.

How much is the battery life on that?

Days.

That's crazy.

It's amazing. I can send-Boom mobile? I can send any text through my Garmin. No matter what, you don't have service, anything like that, it pings satellites.

Is it like T9? Yeah. Or does it have a full keyboard on it?

T9 keyboard.

On the device, you have to scroll through the letters and it gets annoying. But on my iPhone, I have the app, so I can text normally through the app, but it's using my device to shoot the signal up to the satellite. That's sick. Wow. I have the one on the left.

All right, Keith, I thought Mariah had that, too. I thought she was texting you on that. It feels like it. I didn't know it was an app. It does feel like it. I thought you had this actual satellite phone.

I told her, Download the app and we can text through that.

I think this is a good thing for everyone to have just on them. Or not on them, but in their closet. Just have it on you in case just anything ever goes down. You just have it.

What's cool about it is that every message I send, sends my coordinates. If I stopped responding or if something happened, she would have my last pin for me.

I don't know what I would do from there. They're like, Ma'am, what are the coordinates? I have seen a lot of numbers.

0.1. 2937, south-north.

I'm reading his phone number.

Latitude. I don't know.

But that's really good, though, that she It's like your last coordinates for every style.

I love the message on it, like rescue on the wait, ETA, two hours.

Eta, three days. But we were thinking about if something did happen, if we press SOS, how long it would take somebody to come pull us out?

Would you have to find a clearing for it to be like, for a chopper to come get you?

I think no, that's when they have the rope ladder. I think they go as low as possible, and then they have the rope ladder. You've seen movies? I think that's how they do it, right? In case if it's a lot.

Or no, they put you in the thing and I was spinning.

I'd be a lot more worried if you weren't with the group you were with. You have three firefighters and a corrections officer.

What about me?

I'd be worried.

I'd be worried. Zane would just go like a cabin fever No, he'd start hallucinating.

He'd get there and be like, No, I actually can't.

You don't understand. I was going to show you, just so you have an idea. This was the bear tracks and shit all by the water by our campsite.

I don't even know if I could identify a bear track.

Did you see You're going to see this picture and be like, Okay, yes.

Black bear, brown bear.

Black bears are out there. Then also with the wolves, I didn't know if there was wolves out there. My first thought went to coyote, but I'm looking at it, and they were, Matt, they were big. It was not like a little suburban coyote.

I think they were wolves. Once we got out of the mountain and I got internet, I started looking it up.

Apparently, like... That's so cute. They call them red wolves. It was across It's a moss breed between wolves and coyotes out there. They were making these weird red wolf breed in the smoky mountains, apparently.

Oh, no. They look like they'll eat you up in one-one.

No, they actually look so cute.

That's the size it was.

Yeah. Wow.

Did you ever get crunched for time? Every night, we're working to a new campsite, and you have that planned out along the trail. Did you always make it there in good time? Or were there any times where we're like, Guys, we need it. Nightfall is upon We got to get to the checkpoint.

He's in loss. Okay, so that was one of the bear paws. Then this was where we got dropped off, and this was what we had to walk up and immediately saw all those bear tracks.

I don't know. That looks like my footprint. You sure that's not humans? That's it?

That's it, that's it, that's it.

You sure that's not a human footprint?

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We're going on a bear hunt.

We're going to get to go. We're like, Okay, whatever. Just stay. This spot was the most inside. I have to show you what this meant.

You have a little bear app. It shows you all the bears in the area.

It was the craziest setup I've ever seen. It was in the middle of a corner of a river, and it was a flat plateau with grass everywhere. Then somebody, I don't know when or where or what happened, but they had set up this rock formation with a fire pit. But look at the way the rocks are set up. There's a seating every corner. They would put a flat one, and then an angled one as a backrest.

Someone got crafty out there.

Super crafty, but there were seats all around.

It looks a little witchy. I don't know. I was seeing like, it's a seance.

I could see that.

But it was a really cool setup, and we were like, This is really sick.

It possibly could have been there for a really long time. And then people just walk up to it, they see it, they're like, Oh, shit, who did this?

Wait, talk about the other night.

Okay, so this is the campsite we stayed at. This was our last night, and this was the most sketchy because this was the high bear activity. Also on the way to this, we came across a bear on the trail right in front of us, and we're like, Okay.

How big are these bears that you're seeing?

Probably five, six.

Full-grown or half-grown?

It was a full-size black bear.

I don't know my bear size. I've never seen a bear in person. They're big. Yeah, it seemed like a panda bear.

Then also right on the trail on the way A black bear was a wild boar, and those are massive and also really aggressive. They will mess you up. A black bear, they're not too aggressive. They're scared of you, so they will just run. But a wild boar, they want that smoke. They know what's up. I was more nervous about that.

Oh, wait, that's a boar. Okay, I was thinking a hog. What's a hog? It's the same thing. A hog and a boar. Oh, it's the same thing.

The one that I saw clicked like that one.

There was a movie that I was watching. That will fuck you up.

They do. That's crazy.

They will ram you.

They'll eat right through you, too. We end up going to the campsite.

We're hanging out. It's amazing. At 3:00 in the morning, again, all of a sudden, a alone guy comes walking through in between our It was intense.

Now, keep in mind, because I always ask him, Are there other campers around? They said this trip, for some reason, nobody else was camping. They were the only ones.

You didn't see anybody the whole time.

Nobody.

But also 3:00 in the morning is pitch black. It's not like he walked through during us at five o'clock, and he's also looking for a campsite.

To be by yourself in that environment is so strange. It's not like you could do by yourself. This is in the middle of nowhere.

I was like, honestly, I think a lone person out there in the woods is scarier than any animal that you would come across.

I'd rather come across a dinosaur.

For real.

The fact that he's out there by himself, too, is just crazy.

You got to be some other type of crazy to be doing this alone. People think I'm crazy, and we do it with a group of five. It's like, You enjoy that? It's like, Yeah, it's type 2 fun. But to go by yourself and just do that What?

Something's up.

Wild. Why? I don't know why he just walked right through. He came like he had a flashlight walking through, and then he just went down and just went to the water.

He wasn't a ranger?

No, just disappeared. That's it? Just gone. Nothing came about it. Keith, what if...

This is really scary, but hear me out. Imagine he was checking it out, but he saw there's just too many people. Probably. It's not good enough. It needs to be only maybe two people.

He was like, Oh, they're all dudes. I'm sorry.

No, it's real.

We were working on our... If we did come across, because we were a group of dudes, we were on the trail working on how if we saw- You're around the fire, you're playing Ninja. No, but we were going through lines in our head to let if a group of girls walk by, no, we are not a threat.

I love that.

They're like, Hey, girl, you look so cute. You are going to I love that, too. Hey, Barbie. Hey, Barbie.

Oh, good luck.

It's exhausting. Honestly, in that moment, it's probably the best way to make a group of girls feel really safe. You don't have to freak out.

I love that people do that. The people do it on TikTok, so I told them about it. We were going through and just making up different- So Julia.

You're doing a whole scene.

You're practicing your Charlson.

Your brother just... He does it, and it just sounds way too fake, and The girl's like, Yo. The girl's just like, We got to go. No, we got to go.

Oh, man. But it was really fun.

Was the whole trail one circle? So did you end where you started? Then did that guy pick you up at the end?

So we left We left the car at the very bottom, grabbed the boat here. He drove us all the way up here, and then we hiked our way all the way back to the car.

Okay.

But it ended up, our last day, I think we did just over eight and a half miles. The day before was six and a half, I think another six and a half. I don't know exactly how much it was altogether. Probably around 20 something.

Any aches? Anybody throw their back out? Anything like that? Because I know I would have.

The worst thing is just you don't get a good night's sleep. You're sleeping on a pad this thick with no support.

The grounds on-It's night after night after night of rough sleep.

You see, and that's why I don't do the trips with you, and I would love to, but it's my mind. I have really bad lower back, and you know that. I just came out of sleep on time.

I would not be able to handle that. Like, day two, I'd be like, We need all of them.

Imagine your back being thrown out, and then you have to hike up with your group, and you don't want to hold them back. That would suck.

But we were making things out there. Like I said, we were carving weapons. Also, we were making homemade chopsticks out there. I would be like, That's actually really cool.

Did you do a little design in the middle? That's cool. I would be leaving witchy shit just to freak out the future.

Making weird rock formations and little sticks hanging stuff from trees, the little stuff in Blair witch project, just to freak people out.

No, that's not a bad idea.

And then that was our-Oh, what?

That's a great shot.

That's a good formation.

You should send that to... What's that brand?

A dancer would love this picture. You guys found your windows.

Yes.

Whose tent is back right? They're a A little out of line. Stop. That's not you. It is. You got to scoot over a little bit.

The ground was dropped off right there where I was. Yeah, Mariah. I had the- The show must go on. You weren't there. I know.

I was the- I would never be there.

I was the one tripping. Then Matt, you're going to love this. As we're going through these trails, each day that we were hiking, we came across these cemeteries in the middle of nowhere.

Wait, what do you mean? Like the Yes.

Full-blown cemeteries.

Of people who just have- A hundred years. How far did they go back?

1700s they were born.

Send the picture. Before the country was like... Or 1776, but yeah.

Did he take a picture? I took so many pictures and videos. I could not believe.

It's like, here lies Abigail.

It's clearly spirit Halloween. Fourteen years old.

Scarlet Fever.

Look at this one. This was one of the older ones that I saw.

Oh, my God. 1794. Moses Proctor. What is this? The Crucible?

Proctor and Gamble. No, these names were- Patience.

Patience Ruston Proctor.

Were there former township out there that just no longer exists, and that's why the people live?

A lot of names were Calhoun. Then there's also a town nearby that was called Calhoun. Then as soon as we left, there was a restaurant called Calhouns. It just seemed like they had just- Legacy. Pioneered the town or something.

What was the other thing you ran into?

A ghost? The house. Then there was an abandoned house right next to this. We were walking by, and I was like, Guys, don't. They're like, We have to go in.

That's how a scary movie starts.

I know.

Everything's- That's how big of a house? Like a little shack? Like a four-bedge.

It was a nice house.

Like, every movie that you've seen where they're in the woods, they're like, Look at this house. They walk in, they find something, an artifact.

I would make that my campground, though. Look at this house. Tell me you want to stay here. It was cute.

I'd be dancing on their grave.

You all run into Sam and Kobe. They're like, Hey, guys.

You have the video?

Oh, hell, no.

That looks like trouble.

Wait, hear me out. The inside's really nice.

I would take a peek in a window, but I ain't answering.

It's a fixer upper, but give it a chance. No, Matt, I don't want to see something I don't want to- Matt, this in LA, 1.5.

Million dollars.

You should have looked under the house.

The whole time, we kept saying, This is what you would see in a movie and be like, There's no these people are this dumb to do this. When you're watching a movie, you're like, Oh, so everybody just drops their backpack and goes in to do this.

It just sucks you in. It's like, I have to.

I just want to know the story so bad. I would hope to go inside and see pictures or something. This is in the middle of nowhere and it's abandoned.

Where I was like, Let's go inside. A bear and a wolf inside. What are we waiting for?

It's the man that passed you guys in the middle of the night.

That's why you can't have someone like me. You have a video of inside. Heath, you're going to get haunted. You are so...

Okay, envision it like, I'm finished.

Wait, did you break in?

The doors were open. Oh, okay. Front door was wide open.

Oh, shit.

Zane, doesn't this look like a cold stone ice cream scoop? It does.

Wait, what is that? It probably is an old school freezer.

It looks like a deep fryer.

Maybe they're running like a...

A little bed and breakfast?

Yeah, it was probably maybe a post along the trail to people who needed to eat supplies, all that stuff.

Yeah, like a spooky house.

A trading post.

On this house, it said that Calhoun name, where all the tombstones were Calhoun.

Damn, you saw the owner and the owner's steed.

You find a fidget spinner, you're like, What the fuck? Okay.

Come on.

It's the iPhone?

Yeah. There's just a perfectly good charger, a USB-C.

A Tesla charger.

You're like, Oh, this isn't... Whatever.

We're not going to hear anything.

There's a Nespresso machine in there. You're like, What?

This is so old. Just aura rings in the bedroom.

Wait a second. Okay.

I don't want to keep talking. I could talk forever about the hike, but it was amazing. We made it out safe. Nothing bad happened. Yeah, type 2 fun. It was awesome.

The fifth time, man, I'm just glad he came back alive. Again, you scare me every time.

Oh, real quick, I did want to say, apparently, iOS 18 on the iPhone, you can satellite message now.

Yes. Yeah, I knew it.

It It shows the satellites above you and you point your phone. It tells you where they are, and you can send messages on iOS 18 without having any service or Wi-Fi.

That's sick. Did you guys bring any entertainment?

I just brought a journal. A journal?

Yeah.

Music?

No. Oh, nothing. I would not be able to grab. I'd be just dark circles. I'd be scaring the shit out of you guys. If you maybe go in that house, the next day, I'd be...

He's drawing the house on fire.

Almost hanging.

You're all hanging from the bear traps.

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I had a pretty chill weekend. I don't think... Let me remember what I did. Why don't you tell us about your weekend while I remember?

I'll tell you what I did last night. I went to a Disney channel drinking games. Wait, what? You know the Disney games that was big on the Disney channel?

That's so weird because we were literally at Disney last night.

You guys went to Disney? Mm-hmm. Fun? Yeah. Disney games with the different shirts.

The colored shirts.

There's a red team, yellow team, blue team, green team, pink team. It's all drinking. I think I still have glitter on my face.

I saw that.

I was like, Why is there glitter on his eye? It's because our team did glitter and I wasn't able to wash it off. It looks cute. Don't be mad. But it was really fun.

How do you play?

The first game is a bunch of Jello shots, and underneath each one of the lids is a letter, and you have to figure out who your team mascot is going to be. Then on this stage, they all have cardboard cutouts with a drape over it. Then once you figure it out, that's also your placement right now in the game. We got Zendaya. We had a Z-E-N-D-A-Y-A. I was like, It's Zendaya. We got Zendaya. Then they revealed it. We're like, Woo.

I love that. It brings you back. Shit like that brings you back.

You do flip cup, and then you do a... It's like a ball bouncing thing. It's more of a relay race.

Was it a birthday party? And then that was the theme?

It was their birthday for Pablo and Alex. Oh, nice.

Okay. So it was a birthday. That was the theme.

It was a blast. It was a blast. I loved it. That's what I did last night, but over the week.

Every time I see Matt, I'm like, Oh, how was your weekend out of the state? In my head, I was like, Oh, he definitely traveled. He was gone somewhere at some point.

I went to Dripping Spring for a wedding, and that was really nice. It did Halloween.

Oh, yeah, that was Halloween. Oh, it was a Halloween wedding. You went to. Nice. Yes. Did you guys hear about the... Remember we were talking about how Michael Myers... Or I was saying, How has nobody dressed up as a killer and did something crazy on Halloween. Remember we were talking about that? We were like, We haven't really heard anything. It just happened this Halloween. Someone in a Michael Myers mask had an ax on Halloween and axed somebody's leg off.

Zane, you got to stop talking on Everything you say.

No, here's the thing. I think it's just we don't see it happening. Then when somebody hears us talking about it, then they find something. I think it's all like, I don't think I'm putting anything in the universe. I'm not that special.

Oh, my gosh.

Was it Philly? Yeah, it was Philly. Michael Myers stops another location and gets another victim, not only a little boy, but also a man with an ax and runs off.

Oh, my gosh.

Still haven't been caught. That's awful.

Crazy. The therapy I would need after that. Ax taker.

Just being attacked, one, that is just awful, but being attacked by a masked man.

But here, look, what if the guy had an infection that was spreading quickly? And then he was just helping him. We don't know the story yet. He hasn't been caught.

Love the imagination. Love the imagination.

I think we got his foot bit by a rattlesick. So he amputated it to keep the blood from traveling up.

I watch too many movies, Heath. It's not a good mindset to have.

Have you seen In A Violent Nature? It's this new movie out. It's this horror movie, but it's a very interesting take. Some people hate it because they think it's boring. You follow the killer the entire time. You know the kids in the cabin in the woods on a camping trip.

Oh, you never see that side.

You never see that side. I love that. It's all about the teenagers and them partying and him just walking up and getting closer and slowly killing them off. But it's this weird... It's very slow. Like a different perspective of it? Yeah, but it's all through his eyes, and it's freaky but good.

I feel like it's really hard to make interesting. It's an interesting idea.

It's an interesting concept. That's where it fails.

It's hard to execute.

But it's worth watching if you want to check it out. Interesting.

I did a little vandalism while he was gone. I'm just going to say it.

What'd you do? I'm just going to say it. What'd you vandalize?

I love that.

He was gone for four days, and I was just spiraling, and I was just writing his name everywhere.

No, no, literally.

So first I started off just wholesome, and I got us Christmas stockings, and I our names and stuff and put them on the fireplace. And then I don't know what happened.

I lost control.

I was out of control. It was an out-of-body experience. The workers came to redo the street, and I'm never going to come across the situation again. They left, and the street was blocked off in front of the house. I ran out with a screwdriver and carved our name into the street.

Because they put the cement.

Into the wet asshole.

Full names or just initials? I put H&M. Okay, nice.

Right in front of our drive.

No, no, but not. It was.

I was literally like this.

I have a video. Was it really wet or bored?

It was because I wanted to wait for them to go down the block. Yeah.

No, but you should see, I got home to the neighborhood. It's beautiful. It's all repaved, whatever. But also you see some rogue person that said, Fuck it, and just drove through. There's tire marks all through it, and they were back and forth.

Oh, someone did it? Just like, I'm mad. I'm going to destroy this newly.

Because they blocked the street off, and I think they got frustrated and didn't want to find a way around.

That's crazy.

They were breaking through the barricade.

I was in middle school in time, and we were at Sonic, the drive-in, and there was wet cement in the back, and me and my friends went up with a stick and started writing it, and the manager came out and just yelled at us. It was like, You little shits. Why are you doing That is our property. He yelled at us, and I'll never forget. You just get this urge, though. I felt it was a huge moment where I was like, If it was my own cement, outside of my own place, maybe, but I shouldn't have done it at Sonic. Really bad call.

You get that urge, though, because you don't come across that often where you have the opportunity and it's wet. It's rare.

You know the window is closing? It's not going to be. You're like, I got 20 minutes before this thing is dry.

You know what? You see it all the time. You think it's like, okay. You're crazy, Mariah.

That's not even to me. That's asshole.

Mariah, you look like a cycle bag.

Why?

Eritcia, if you want to know my outfit. You're going to squat. Get ready with me to vandalize the street.

Who's even filming this? Is someone walking down the street? Film this real quick.

It's a drone. I just set it up myself. One of the workers, I said, Can you record this really quick? It'll be funny.

That's my girl. That's funny. Wait, and it's not fully... It looks... I don't know, maybe because of the video, it looks like it's 90% dry now.

It's almost dry.

Okay.

It's more of an etching.

That's why I was carving Because I wanted to put the date, but it was too dry where I couldn't get a curve in for a two. So I just left it in red.

Your neighbors are looking at us. They're just like, Yeah, it's one of those names.

You're on the next door app like, Who is this? Who is this woman? Do you know her?

Oh, boy. You should have looked a little crazier and had a robe on. Just like you're like, you could not waste any time.

Vandalization.

When he was in Tennessee, when I had a few days where I could talk to him before he disappeared, went rogue, we were talking about the peanut, the squirrel. But before we get into that, he was I was dying. You know how we were talking about the AI animals, the tiny little cows and the tiny pigs? The tiny heath was telling me how he had this whole talk with his grandparents. Or his parents are grandparents. His grandparents. About how those were not real.

They thought they were real or.

Look how adorable.

They were like, Look at how cute this is. I was like, Yeah, it is really cute, but you know they're not real. And he was like, What are you talking about? I go, They're like...

It's like computer I was like, they look really real.

This is fake graphics. Think of video games. They were like, What do you mean video? I was like, It looks real, but it's not. They're like, How do you know, though?

I'm scared what we're going to think is real.

I was like, How do you know?

I was like, This would be on the news if it was real. You're just looking at one image.

Because it was just a baby cow in the hand. But how do you know it's not real? I was like, I don't really know how to explain because they're all so old and their eyesight isn't the best. To them, it probably looks clear. Yeah. I was like...

Knowing me now, though, if I was that age now, I 100% would believe that. I'd be sharing it. I'd be, Y'all look at this. Now we are at a different time.

Now we're going to be just such grumpy old people. When we're old, we're going to be like, That's AI. Yeah, exactly. There could be some amazing Marvel, and they're like, Look at this. And we're like, Well, that's just AI. We're not going to believe anything.

That's so funny how old people believe everything. We're not going to believe anything. That's really interesting.

We should be super cynical. But not like, Isn't this adorable? Not that type of like...

It's not adorable.

You are not going to believe this.

I want one of him.

You are not going to believe this.

You know what? There was a point maybe, what, a few years ago where we couldn't I can't really tell, but now it's just super as soon as you see it, I don't know what it is. It's just too perfectly 3D clear.

I felt bad. It's all right. They were like, But I want it to be real. I was like, Me too.

But yes. I've never heard about this peanut squirrel situation. I've never heard of it.

You mean he's our big fan? What are you talking about? You've never seen peanut the squirrel?

It's a famous squirrel?

I think it's niche. It's niche.

There's this guy on TikTok, and he posts- Maybe because we like squirrels so much. He posts with his squirrel, and he rescued this squirrel, and he also has a racoon. We can't forget the racoon.

Yes. Fred.

He has a racoon, Fred, and a squirrel named Peanut. But he, for a living, rescues animals. He has a farm. He has a whole sanctuary of resc animals.

He posts videos with his animals. He runs a sanctuary, rehabilitating them, things like that. He lives in New York, and he's had this This little squirrel for seven years. I just saw the headline. You saw the headline? It's a trained squirrel. He's in the house and he's jumping, and he's doing tricks.

Not bothering anybody.

He posts on TikTok. He's been posting on TikTok. He has a big fan.

He makes money on TikTok. Rock and uses that to fund his animal shelter and help the animals and things like that. The squirrel is the face of this animal shelter. It's like peanuts, rehabilitation, something. I don't remember the name exactly. But apparently somebody had called into the state and complained to report that he had a squirrel.

It's against animal code.

I guess you can't have a pet squirrel, and they apparently got a judge approved the search warrant. They had 12 officers come into this guy's home.

You wouldn't believe how fast they acted.

Pull him out of his house, raided his entire house, took the squirrel, took the raccoon, had him sitting out of the house for five or six hours or something like that, and went He threw everything and ripped his whole house apart. He couldn't feed the other animals and the horses that are on the property and stuff because he was literally in custody.

He has a beautiful home. Everything's clean. There is nothing suspicious about these people.

It has the animal or whatever. But then they took it from him, and then they cut its head off.

What? They euthanized it by decapitating the squirrel?

Yes, to see if it had rabies. Insane. They cut his head off and killed his pet squirrel.

They euthanized peanut and Fred.

For no reason.

Dude, the internet went ballastic because people were like, What the hell?

Just so It's like the animal activists right now and people that are like...

That's really dark. Even the people who are part of the animal control coming in, at least have... It's crazy. They work in the animal business. They do have compassion. I understand there are situations where animals have to be euthanized, but they know how to do it humanely. But decapitating is really bizarre.

Wild.

It's really sad because I don't know the person that obviously called it in. It could have had a bad day or it was a terrible person. Or was a person that was genuinely worried about this squirrel having some to add? I have no idea.

I don't want to be devil's advocate. I'm so surprised that he himself, though, that passionate about the animals, though, did not know that he was breaking the law or was I'm sure doing- But it takes you seconds to do research.

There's another way to do it. I would tell this guy, Hey, just so you know, you're really not allowed to have him, let's bring him somewhere else. Yes.

I understand them taking the squirrel away and putting it somewhere else, and he was like, Figure it out.

I had two pet squirrels for a while in Florida. I don't know if it's legal in Florida, but we were cutting the grass and it fell out of the tree, hit us in the head, and we were like, Oh, my gosh, that's a pet squirrel. Then we took it in, and then we had a squirrel in our house for years until they passed away.

We had Bingo, our squirrel, into Luca Lake.

It's just like- That's a beautiful squirrel. That squirrel looks healthy. That's the healthiest squirrel I've ever seen in my entire life. It looks clean. It looks like he's having a really good life.

The judge just should have looked at his videos and be like, Okay, this is not allowed. How can we go about this?

And they killed Fred, the racoon.

That breaks my heart. It's crazy. It breaks my heart.

I just can't believe how aggressive it was, the whole thing. It just seemed to show- Did you ever see the video of that guy who was a snake owner and animal control came in to euthanize some of the states?

And they did the wrong one. And they did the wrong one. And they realized it. So there's a guy who was a reptile collector.

It's on video.

He did have a ton of these certain type of snakes that were against the law. They're an invasive species, and legally, they had to come in and euthanize it. So they were taking these snakes out. And sorry if this sounds so graphic and inhumane, but you used the bullet. It's almost like a nail gun. It's like a nail gun. It's like a nail gun. They put it right into the head, and they were doing it and killing them. Then they took out this massive bow constricter that was not invasive, not on the ones they had to euthanize. It was the guy's prized one that he's had probably for 50 years.

Or it was just this. Also, it was like a $100,000 snake, like a crazy-They didn't make sure he was watching them do this?

Well, I think he just didn't want to watch. He knew that they were coming in, and he didn't want to watch it. Obviously, the body cam of them doing it. Then you see the one guy realize, the one cop or whatever. He's going, Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.He's.

Like, I'm not telling him.

I'm not telling him. And he goes, Well, you have to tell him. And then the guy comes in, the owner of the snake, and goes, You got to be fucking kidding me.

Zane, it's so That is that scroll.

It is the craziest little- Did this just happen?

I feel like it happened a year ago.

I saw it probably a year. The video comes up on my feed every now and then. I've never seen that.

That's crazy.

It's not that It's not even that graphic of a video because you don't see them kill it. You see almost like a dead snake on the ground. But it's just this, you just know shit moment. I mean, it was an accident, but a massive accident. Obviously, they didn't do it on purpose, but they were not paying attention.

When you're ending, it doesn't matter. An animal's like, you have to be 100% certain.

I would.

Yeah, no, you're screwed. Then that guy, I mean, That guy is liable for so much.

I just feel so bad for this couple. At the end of the day, they're just doing a good thing.

Yeah.

There was another way to go about it. I just can't believe how dramatic of a situation they made it.

It hits hard home for you guys since you guys have taken in squirrels and just don't share it.

I actually could imagine. That was the toughest thing is what they-We were sharing it.

Remember we were posting all those stories and shit. We shared the Bingo.

I have no idea if chickens were legal in to Luca Lake when I lived there. I have no idea, but we had chickens for what, two years? If we would have been raided and they murdered my chickens, I would have... I bald my eyes out when the or whatever it was attacked Flow and killed Flow. I was devastated. Oh, Fred is so cute.

Fred was super cute. Oh, my God. He's even cuter. Oh, my God. Look at the racoon. Raccoon.

Did you hear 84 70 to 80 monkeys have escaped in North Carolina? No way. I think chimps. Can you look up monkeys escaped? I wish I had a little bit more. You all seen Planet of the Apes? Monkeys Escaped in South Carolina. That's crazy. Yeah. 43 monkeys remain on the run in South Carolina.

This is awesome.

Mariah, like cool.

We're moving.

This is awesome.

That's crazy. Monkeys aren't dangerous. They are not chimpanzees for the people who are listening. I wish I could tell you they look like- Mariah.

That looks like Jumanji. No, the middle one. Remember the scene where the monkeys are jumping on the cop car?

It does look like those type of monkeys.

But run free. Run while you can. But don't do any outdoor parties out in South Carolina. Stay safe. What breed of monkeys are those? Wait, are they... Wait, are all monkey breeds dangerous or just some of them?

Monkeys alone aren't dangerous. If they escaped.

There's also there's monkeys that are like a capuchin monkey. They're little.

But even if they grow like full-side, just in general.

I just want to know who was the person that left the gate open? Yeah, that's a lot of monkeys that are…

That would have been me.

Go, go, go. It's not one monkey, two monkey.

Or Or they actually found their way out and escaped this game.

Because monkeys are smart.

Yeah, I guess. They were like, I saw the pin code. I know it. Monkeys never forget. They're just like, Let's go.

Ag dumb, ag dumb, ag dumb, ag dumb.

Oh, man. But damn, it's going to be sad because I think all those monkeys are going to die.

Oh, probably.

I think a pet racoon would be... Well, not anymore.

Yeah, I think kids, like animated movies are making them so cute. They're just so cute.

They're so So cute. It's like a cool... They look like robbers. Kind of dog. Yeah, they're really cute.

I keep getting confused with skunks.

Skunks are cute, too.

Skunks are cute, but why they...

Pepelepew.

It's such an interesting animal. The way it looks, it's almost like they purposely made the tail half white.

You know what I mean?

It just seems like it should be all black for what it does.

You know you can get them D-something. D-scunked? Yes, so they don't shoot out that smelly stuff.

What does it smell like again? It smells like... I don't know one person.

This is another thing I pictured having to deal with growing up. Scunk? Yes. Like getting sprayed by a skunk.

I'm like, It's going to happen. I always thought it was going to happen, and then I was like, Oh, well, at least I know I just got to put ketchup on.

No, it's wash yourself in tomato juice.

Yeah, I thought it was tomato juice. You sit in a bath of tomato juice.

Where did we learn that in, Greg and Josh? I don't know. I forget. We learned I'm not in some Disney channel show.

I don't know why in a show.

Or is it an oatmeal bath? Oh, no, it is tomato.

I don't know.

But that was only in the show, so I don't know if that's true or not.

Skunk? It smells like, you know people say skunk weed?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.

It smells exactly like that.

Yes, that skunk.

Baking soda, hydrogen peroxide.

Oh, complete opposite. But it can temporarily mask the smell. Yeah, sure. With tomato juice.

Yeah, it can smell like tomato.

You can mask yourself with any smell.

I thought if you didn't take a tomato bath, you would die. Die? Yeah, they made it so dramatic.

The jellyfish thing, you have to pee on it. Pea on it, yeah.

I know that one.

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