Transcript of Robots Are Taking Over The World

Leah and Jordan really killed it in here. They spuked this place up.

I'm scared. For the people listening, we got skeletons. We got cobwebs. We got freaking bats up in here.

We got freaking bats.

We got tombstones.

Matt, look behind you. You didn't even look before reacting. I did.

I looked a little bit before.

That's not bad, actually.

Do you guys have arachnophobia? I do. Is spiders scare you?

Yeah, they do scare. Whenever there be a few I do videos that someone will post, Guys, look up this spider. My hands are shaking before I type it in Google because I know it's going to be some giant, disgusting spider, and it freaks me out.

They don't scare me. I just really dislike them. Right.

I'm scared about stepping on a spider or squishing spiders because if it's pregnant, that's why when I see a spider, I can't even leave a spider. If I see one, I have to catch it in the middle of the night. You got to bunch it up in a paper towel. You do a paper towel. See, I'm worried, even that will make it pop. I do the cup, piece of paper, and just transfer it outside.

Did we all watch that one video of the pregnant spider being… Is that why we all think about… Okay.

That one video. There's tons of them, but yeah.

That video haunt me.

I actually got hit in the neck by a spider today. I opened my front door to grab a package, and all of a sudden, I got hit right in the back of my… I was like, What the? I went like this, and I threw the spider off me, and it was like a big, good size.

Like a black window? It was a black window.

A black window spider. I was just creeped out. You never know if they bit you or not. You do that little panic. You feel for a bump.

Or you walk into a cobweb and you already know that you feel it. You're in the dark and you're just like, Oh, God.

You know why? Because you've trespassed a creature's home. It's just this nasty, disgusting feeling that you...

In a spider bite, I don't think I've ever been bit by a spider, but it's not good.

I I think there's certain bites that we see where we don't realize they're spider bites, but they are.

Yes, I agree.

Because it's not a mosquito bite, but it's just that crazy bump. A weirder bump. Yeah, it's a weirder bump, which we've all gotten or we all get sometimes where it is a spider. I think we just get bit at night and we just don't know it.

I have had a fear, though, because my uncle got bit by a brown recluse. He did?

Bro, those spiders are nuts.

Can those kill you or is it just the bite is really bad?

Well, it's not that it's a bad bite. It's what happens after the bite because it's a flesh eating. As soon as you get bit, your skin just starts eating itself and it opens up and makes a giant wound, and it gets really bad and infected and inflamed. That's insane. He had it and it overnight just started eating his own skin and really spread bad. So ever since that, I like...

You see? I can't do that.

That is the only one that I'm weary of.

You know how they always say Australia has the most venous? The Huntsman. All of it. The Huntsman. But is there a state that has the worst spiders?

I think it's Australia.

But US states.

Oh, US states. I don't know. I see some crazy spiders in middle America.

I've seen a tarantula in Texas. A live?

Like an IRL tarantula?

We were in Cub Scout sitting on my friend John's driveway, I don't know, working with wood or something, and just a tarantula walks by the driveway.

And nobody I just had it in a jar and put it… That's crazy to me that there's a spider down and open like that.

Maybe if it escaped some kid's bedroom. Also, who the fuck? I really want to think that I'm a supportive parent, that I will cater to my kid's interests and encourage their curiosity. But the moment, my kid's like, I want a spider. No. No.

Even a snake, no. I'm sorry. Because there's snakes that get out all the time, and then they end up in event, and then they're gone, and you can never find them again.

It seems like it happens to every single one. You have a snake until it escapes.

Yeah. That happened to my friend in college. I think I've said that story. Yeah, you did that whole story.

But also, I don't like the whole live feeding thing. I can't do it. I can't go hold a rat by its tail.

I can't do it. I can't do it either. It's too much.

I know. You go to Petco or whatever, and you see all this cute little mice. All of that is just food.

Then the people will feed it and watch it and be like, Look at this.

You're sick.

Something is wrong.

You know there's people out there that buy all those mice just to set them free. They're just like, I can't. I can't just let them go. But they end up in everyone's homes. They just let out the side of the road.

I think rats are cute.

No, there's a difference between mice and rats.

But like, rats are big, fat, domesticated rats, not New York City rats. Yeah. Sometimes a little cute.

I think it all depends.

Look at that. Look at that mouse. So cute. How can you let a thing like that die in a disgusting snake's mouth?

You know what I I know.

What was that movie, Mouse Hunt? Yeah, Mouse Hunt. That was really good positive PR for rats.

Yeah, shout out to the rat. Stuart Little, too. Stuart Little. They did it.

Mouse Hunt was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I loved it.

Yeah, with Nathan Lane.

So good.

But yeah, I think-It was the funiest movie of the year.

I think it was good for what they did to the rat community.

Should we hop right into it? Yes.

Love.

I thought you were about to lay down. I was like, Okay, happy Halloween. Let's go.

All right, guys, get ready for a spooky episode.

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I'm doing incredible after I got that in me, baby. Good, good. Yeah. I'm energized. I'm feeling refreshed.

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Now, it was over earlier today.

Yeah, I had to shoot a brand deal outside. Doing a whole video I feel like I'm an outfit repeater. I feel like I wore this just a few episodes ago. That's okay.

No one knows. I wear this carhartt shirt every single day.

Just to have it got out all my fun little seasonal sweaters. I got my pumpkin sweater.

You're usually on top of that, too. Usually October first, you are decked out in Halloween sweaters.

We're still in a heatwave.

We've been in a heatwave for five months. It will not cool down here. I'm not ready for sweaters.

I'm feeling this heatwave is going to go through Christmas, too. So bad. I have a feeling.

It's just a bummer. I know. I just wanted to just get crispy. We had a layover last weekend in Kansas City.

Oh, my gosh.

Nice. Kansas City. The fall was there. I was loving it.

Remember when LA always had perfect weather? It's starting to become just hot all the time where it's losing its top best weather.

We were just in PA, and the weather was amazing. The trees were changing. It was cool.

I love it. I love it. There's professional leaf peepers out there. When you go leaf peeping, there's birdhunters. Birdwatchers? Birdwatchers. Birdwatchers. Watchers, not bird hunters, Jesus. Bird watchers, anything but that. But they just go to certain places at the right time, peak folia. To look at the leaves. To go peep at the leaves. What's your favorite leaf? My favorite leaf? Oh, that's a really good one. Maybe the maple leaf.

I Mine's a four-leaf clover.

Oh, okay. That's the only one I can think of. A four-leaf clover is just a clover that has a mutation.

It's a leaf.

I guess. I think we're talking about tree leaves. But are clovers changing?

Matt, you're a walnut.

What are those leaves, though, that had the little seed in it and you throw them and they spiral down? The little propeller?

Yeah.

Would you stick it on your nose?

No, but I wish I did. And you spin it?

Oh, you could do that. Spin it on your nose.

Speaking of leaves, I-I want to leave. When we're at Coachella, someone put like, it was a small little tiny leaf just like that attached to a clip, and they put it on my hat and they're like, You've been something. I forget what it was, but it's a thing where you just clip a leaf. Sprouted. Sprouted. It's like, You've been sprouted. I was like, What the hell is that? It was just on my hat, I was walking around and everyone just kept saying, You got sprouted today.

I was like, Is this a rave concert thing or is this a thing you do?

You know what? I'm thinking it's a rave thing because I feel like people freak out of a rave.

It's along the lines of a plur.

Oh, plur, peace, love, unity, brave. Respect.

It reminded... That little thing, it was so cute. It reminded me of the scene in ET. Was it ET? With all the big people in the chairs and they were moving around. They all got big. Remember that? E. T? No, not ET.

What is that in ET?

No, wait. The movie of the robot, the little robot is square.

Wally? Wally.

So close. I can't completely understand the confusion.

I get that. Wally. Remember, they planted their first plant, and they're trying to protect it because that was the first sign of life.

Yes.

It reminded me of that. Sorry. Okay.

That was a good It's such a crazy route that I went.

While we're on robots, I got to go there. Obviously, you guys saw all the Tesla stuff.

Yes. It was basically his new launch for his new Elon Musk.

The CyberCab.

Cybercab. Is that what it's called, the CyberCab?

Is that like rail?

Apparently, they're coming out. They're going to be super cheap. You don't drive it yourself. You literally just ride in it.

I feel like it's going to be a waymo situation where you're going to barely see it. They're going to probably have three in the entire city, right?

I'm just It's up to somebody buying it.

It is. $30,000 is what he's saying they're going to aim for that price point to sell.

That's cheapest. How for a- But the thing is to incentivize more of them on the road, you let it go pick up other people. You would call an Uber type thing, and then that would just be your mode of transportation. You would make money on your car going out and giving people rides.

Got it. It's a form of waymo, pretty much.

It's self-driving. It's self-driving, completely autonomous. But you could also take it wherever you want or whatever.

It's a party bus.

Well, they also have the bigger version that is like an 18-person bus.

That's sick.

Cameras inside?

I would imagine that has to be.

Now, if somebody takes your car out, do you get the right to privacy to on them in your car? Interesting. Your friends take your own car out. They're just talking shit about you the entire time.

That's interesting.

Where's your sense of... Well, I bet you probably couldn't be able to watch them. Same way if you book an Airbnb, you can't spy on your people renting out your house.

Right, but I'm sure it'd be recorded for safety purposes.

No, heath, I thought the city would buy this, not like...

No, it's people buy them.

People buy them, and then you get to rent it. You put it out.

You make money off of it going to pick people up.

That's such a huge liability, I think.

I do think it's a a genius idea understanding how many cars do not get used and how many cars there are and why not give people an opportunity to make money with the cars that sit stationary.

Just imagine all the TikToks. What I do to make $50,000 a month, this is my fleet of Tesla cyber cabs. I've got 50 of them that I send out and they bang all me.

There has to be a limit.

You know people are just going to go out and buy 10 of them.

You're also just taking so many jobs from taxi drivers in this case, too. Just some rich person is going to buy just a bunch of Teslas, let them go out and then just take.

No, people are going to have businesses where they own 50 of them and it just goes and makes money.

It's going to be all loaded people that have a ton of money to buy all these cars.

I was thinking this the other day. Can you have sex in a way, Mo?

Oh, my.

There ain't no driver.

Well, there's a camera in there.

Okay, but they're watching you.

Yeah, of course, you're not going to be able to do anything crazy in the car.

Okay, so someone is watching you.

I'm sure there is. If it's owned by a business, it's just like any business-owned building.

Once again, I would never have sex in a way, Mo. We know, man. No, no, no.

But I-It's the new Mile High Club.

But yeah, what if people are just riding around in little screw pods and they're just going around?

I could see shit going down on the party bus once.

It's not the Mile High Club. It's like the 70 miles an hour club.

Oh, my God. Imagine the parties you could throw in there.

I will say I do like how it looks retro-futuristic. Me too.

It looks like how people in the '70s thought the future was going to be. It's very Jetsons. It's very It's Blade Runner-looking.

It looks like something where you're not going to want to take out all the time. If you're all having a big dinner or a fun night, you're like, You know what? Let's call the Tesla taxi. The Robo van.

Or he calls it the Robovan.

Yeah. It's like, what? Robo van.

Robo van, but he pronounces it-Reboven. Reboven. Because it's just like a-It's all one word. Yeah. Because he's quirky. He's quirky. He has a sense of humor about it. But it looks so low to the ground where I'm like, Let me see that go over a speedbar. Yeah, right?

What's the clearance?

That in LA, imagine trying to get off the hill with that.

There's no way. It looks almost like a train, too. I like it.

They're not going to have it here, though. They're going to have it in populated cities like New York, right? I don't think they'll have it in LA.

We need it out here.

Yeah, our public transportation is terrible.

I think we need just people movers to get around because we don't have rapid transit. Well, they're working on it, but it's, I think. Just to be able to... Because we're always like, Are we getting an Uber XL? Oh, no. It's one of the Uber Xels where there's only...

They only have five seats.

They have five seats in the back and stuff. It's such an awkward experience.

We're going to save money, too. Big groups that have to split up Ubers, it'll probably be cheaper.

Can you get a smoking or non-smoking one? Just ashtrays in it.

They're probably going to be... Wait, the thing is, if it's driverless, if someone's bringing in a drink. You know most Ubers, I think they don't care, really, if you bring a drink in the car, but there has to be some system in there where if it catches.

We got into an Uber XL recently, and it was one of those, like the Escalade where it has the mini fridge in the glove box, like that armrest. He opens it up. He's like, You guys want any beers, any sodas? And he just had beers all in that little thing. And he was like, Yeah, just take one.

We were like, He for those.

Oh, yeah, that's rare. You rarely see that.

He was about it.

I think it's like it all comes out of the driver what they're comfortable with. Because one time I was getting into an Uber and I cracked my beer. I'm like, Hey, man. He goes, Sorry, buddy. Did you just crack a beer? I'm like, I did.

He goes, You got to pour it out. You got You got to hide that. You can't be in plain sight opening that. You got to be like...

I was intoxicated, Zane. I was intoxicated.

Even when I'm vaping in an Uber, even if I see that they're vaping, or sometimes I'll see their vape in the cup holder and they'll make me feel better. But I still, I don't want to just make it seem like I'm up in the roof. Because I know always they're rating my Uber, so I'm just always thinking about that. I still always think about that. I'm really strict with that.

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Another wild part of the whole Tesla thing is that he unveiled the robots.

Yes.

Let's not.

Let's not. They look a little dinky, but they looked smooth. They still look like you could be like, just knock it on the ground.

I wonder what's going to be the first instance where it's going to scare somebody. What have-Self defense. What do you mean self defense?

I mean, if it has just combative mode to where it can-If you hit it and it hits you Yeah, or it just blocks your shot. None of that. You can't destroy me. I understand you can't knock it down. It needs to be able to stabilize. You can't just go up and kick it. But then at the same time, you can't just go up and smack it. Where does it draw the line on like, Sorry, do not hurt me.

Exactly. I wonder what in their system they put in when they get hit, what in the system did they do to react to that? Does it Do you ever react where it... Because the way these robots probably work is that it takes in all the information and then it does whatever is best. It's almost like AI. It does whatever it thinks it needs to do.

But I would imagine it probably wouldn't have some reaction like that because if you bought it, it's in your house, you would never want to break it. Correct. So it would probably just take whatever you're doing to it.

Right. Yeah. These are more domesticated bots that you safely respect.

My thing is, I'm so curious to when this is going to become normal, right? To where it is at the point where half the population has one in their home. Do you think we're five years or 50 years?

I'm sure they're going to be super expensive. How much would these robbers-He said, Oh, they'd be affordable.

People can have them in their home.

That's what we're saying.

I would say, I think he said something along the $20,000 mark.

I wouldn't mind these being in a home full of elderly people, people who cannot go down and get the box of the thing that they want. Helping out somebody who is physically disabled in their home, absolutely. Give them that. To make their life easier. For me and my own household, a full functioning adult, I can move around my body. I really don't need it. I also think it looks hideous. You know people are going to be putting clothes on it.

They're going to be dressing it off.

Yeah.

It's like putting wigs on it. A hundred %.

Another drink, boys. Here we are.

You might not think you want it until you see it do something. It does something really helpful.

One time you were like, wait a second. What is the one thing in your house that you find annoying that you have to do where you would want your robot to go do for you?

Fix the AC. If that thing could fix my AC.

It knows HVAC. It's your own personal mechanic. It'll work on your car. Yeah.

I just wish they made them cuteer-looking. Very adorable. You know that show on Apple TV called Sunny or whatever with like, Rachida Jones that came out? Like an adorable... Make it look a little bit more human and silly. Don't make it look like... It looks like it's ready for combat.

What's the cute little thing that delivers food that you like so much? Oh, the Postmate Robot. Yeah, those things look really cute because I think just the shape of it. Because this is so human-like, are you saying instead of that, it's more like a cute little...

Yeah, just a little sillier looking. I don't know. I'm thinking out loud, but I...

But maybe if it looked too silly, then people won't take it seriously.

I guess. It looks just like a stormtrooper. It looks like they're going into fucking battle.

Yeah, they are pretty crazy looking. Did you see that the person that did iRobot wants to sue for stealing the designs, saying that he copied it? I was like, That's crazy. But then also when you look at the name of his event was called We Robot, You're…

You got a case.

If he didn't name it We Robot…

I think he would have been fine because it just looks like any futuristic vehicle that's in any movie, in any show.

Right. You can't sue somebody or whatever for it. Everybody has the same idea of what a humanoid robot or futuristic car would look like. I think the We Robot name with it looking so similar, you're…

We Robot? What are we talking about? You're putting me into the No, baby, You Robot.

I don't know.

Just call it a homebot.

But if it wasn't for the movie, he would have called the iRobot.

No, because the iPod, they wouldn't have done it because Apple is more i, iMovie, iPad.

Oh, wait. Is that why the movie called the iRobot? Because iPhone? I didn't even think about that.

That all started doing the eye break you fix. It's all like eye something.

But did you see any of the robots talking with the people?

Yes. Okay, so I wanted to bring this up, too. I was thinking that it was real, but then I found out that it was people-controlled for this event. So it wasn't actually the robot being autonomous. There There was people.

Tesla has not confirmed that they were real people. But when you're watching the videos and the way they're talking, you're like, this is some guy.

Yeah, trying to be as robotic-sounding as possible.

Yeah, just on FaceTime interacting with these people and clicking, Pour drink, do this. Some people were having the conspiracy that when even the Robo car was driving off, that's just somebody driving the car virtually.

I could see that, too. Because it's also really embarrassing if these robots are fucking up on camera. Imagine the vent and just the robots are not oboeying combat.

Tesla's share is tanked after it because people were like, Oh, really? As cool as it was, people weren't fully convinced that they're going to be fully there yet. It's the same thing also with the Cybertruck. Cybertruck, when they revealed it, we thought it was going to be coming next year. It took years.

It was a long time.

They need good PR. They need one situation where one of these robots saves somebody's life in some way. Then everyone's like...

It's doing CPR like a child.

It's something. It needs full surgery. It comes and just removes your appendix right there on this spot.

You're on your kitchen table and it's just...

Back up. Or you get a... What's it called?

What did you get a Appendicitis.

Appendicitis.

It just saved someone's life right there on the spot, but does the... Because how much delay time happens from the moment you are in a need of an emergency, getting to the hospital, getting seen, all of that.

Or are they waterproof? I don't know. Imagine a drowning kid.

It jumps in the pool.

A drowning dog, yeah. It jumps in the pool.

It's short circuits and...

Shocks the child. Oh, boy.

Can you trust it enough to watch your kid for a couple of hours?

Oh, that would be a good babysitting.

Yeah, that makes me sick.

Well, I mean, but it talks like Dada.

What would be a price point where it's low enough to where you'd be like, All right, screw it. I'll get it. Like, 20,000 is like-Not in the house, not where I'm not in the living situation Patricia and I have.

That would just take up too much space, and I don't want to-It's like having another roommate. I would need to be like, Go to your room. Go on the charger.

I I would much rather buy, right now, buy a car.

No, right. But I'm saying if they've been around for 5, 10 years and it's at the point, like TVs, you can get an insane flat screen TV for 300 bucks now, but they used to be like 5,000.

Everyone has a great experience.

Everyone has a good experience. Everybody's raving about it. They're down to like 400 bucks.

What's the coolest thing this robot can do?

It'll do your dishes, your laundry. Oh, it's all worth it.

Of course, it's worth it. Oh, God.

Can you imagine your baby's crying and you're like, I don't want to get up with the robot, and that thing just comes in.

It just rocks it.

That kid's just like, what? That's why make him cuter. I don't know, something where a kid would actually make it cuddly.

With like, bubble, like animated eyes or something.

It's so funny because now everyone's so interested in them because they are so new and they look like they're like the life of the party. But imagine you're having a party and the robot just wants to be like, I have a thought. You're like, Shut up. This is not a you conversation. We're talking right now.

And then it goes…

They just look like, Oh, well, I have something to say.

He's always correcting you. He's fact-checking you on the spot.

Just like, Actually, that's not correct. Get the fuck. Just go inside.

Tell us a joke.

Yeah. That's not even a good joke. They're like, Oh, God, sorry.

Do you think these will only turn on almost like an Alexa command?

I think so.

It doesn't do anything until you say the code word.

Well, it's crazy because the amount of scanning it would have to do of your home to be able to function is insane. It will be full camera in your home, just every square centimeter.

I just watched a movie just came out with Megan Fox where she's a robot and the dad's wife is in surgery, and she's in the hospital for a long time.

Are you spoiling this?

No, I'm not spoiling it. But no, it's a movie just like this where she... Megan Fox is a robot. It's just her character, and she has to scan the whole before. So as soon as you said that, it's like it's-Yeah, it's weird.

I don't know. I just can't believe we're at this point in time. It just feels very bizarre.

I know, and it doesn't even... But still, I'm not fully like... I think it's a very cool-looking invention, but I need to see it, yeah, practically actually solving a problem. It seems more just like something for show. It seems gimmicky. We can make this thing walk around and it can talk and answer I'm still cool. My Alexa can do that in my own home and can tell me actually more information. I don't know. I'm just, solve something.

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I'm looking at the hands, too, like the fingers. How good of a grip does this have?

If it's picking up glass, how does it know the strength and pressure to use?

That's fine China, that's fine China. Oh, my gosh.

Can it deliver a baby? Does it have the softness to be able to...

We do not need robots to deliver it.

Imagine the first thing a baby sees is our robot head. I mean, wild.

I don't know. I don't know. The future is scary. It's crazy.

Again, good PR. That's all it needs. It needs to do something, or they'll probably set it up. I can see them setting it up in some way.Fake.

Something.yeah..

Yeah, but make it good, though. Hire me and Mariah, we'll come up with a great campaign for how to make these robots look good.

It's just crazy how accurate I Robot movie was.

Yes.

I'd be so pissed. It's like copying Mariah's stance groups.

That's what it's about. It's like the robots were doing good things. It was helping the old lady because her purse was stolen, and it's chasing down to get the purse back.

Was the plot just one got full consciousness? Yeah. It was like, let's rebel. Has feelings.

Yeah. Has I have dreams.

Sunny.

Remember the tear that came out? I was like, okay.

Did it? Did it cry?

I don't know. Maybe I made that up. I could soar and there was a tear that came out. No, I think it did. It did, right? Because I remember being like, I got emotional. Yeah, it made me cry.

I think that's a Mandela.

Yeah. I robot tears.

They had very watery-looking eyes. They were very liquid- Yeah, maybe they did.

No, the big thing of the movie was the Wink. You might be confusing the Wink.

That really changed the history. That movie was crazy. That was a historical scene.

Have you ever seen Ex Machina?

No, but I know about the movie. I want to watch it, though.

That will be your favorite robot movie.

Really?

Yes. I just don't know what voice I would want to hear the robot have. Because you get to pick it, it would just be something, I guess, neutral.

I would want mine to be like, Hey, sweetheart.

Oh, like a littleNo, Zane. You'd be falling in love in a week.

Zane, are you in bed with your robot now? No.

God, stop.

I'm not.

Zane's just watching TikToks with the robot. Showing it.

Showing it. Yeah, look at this.

The robot would really know what's funny and what's not. He's like, I got something better for you.

Imagine that.

Because he registers all your things that you find funny.

He knows the algorithm. He would know what you would like.

Or if it's something even darker, what if a robot is just sitting there scanning the room and scans a moment where two guys are fake wrestling or they're fighting in the living room and he takes that information in.

No, we're playing, Zane. We're playing. He's choking you out. This is what you do with your friend.

Yeah. Got you.

No way.

Was this in LA?

Yeah, it was at Universal Backlot.

Did David get to go?

I don't know.

I just was surprised. I think actually Sam Sheffer was there, but I don't know if anyone else we knew got to go.

There was only one car YouTuber I knew that went to it. But that was the only person I saw posting at the event.

Yeah, you could tell it's going to get much better than that. It looks like year one right now. Just the way it's moving, in 10 years, it's going to be just...

I know.

Smooth. Yeah, just smooth.

My back, I shouldn't have done that.

It would massage your back right now.

For chiropractice... And the pressure, the pressure with all that metal. A little higher, a little higher.

It just keeps going. Get up.

The thing is, all electronics have some fault, right? Yeah. There will 100% be something that goes wrong where it hurts somebody. I don't know. It's so weird to think about. I hate it. Look at it. It's doing long. It's folding close.

That's not fast enough for me.

You be like, Come on.

Step it up. Oh my gosh.

He buys on Brian's jealous all the time. Yeah, it doesn't fold fast as fast as me. No, she doesn't.

I know. I'd be like, hurry, hurry, hurry.

But it looks too good, though.

It does.

The bartender, that's a little too slow. Yeah. You're waiting in line. You're like, Oh, how's the line at the bar? Oh, my God. It's robots tonight.

Let's just go to another bar. Cash.

Card. Have a good night. You got to be kidding me.

You know what? I'm down for them to replace people at the DMV.Replace them, all of them.Get.

Them out.Get them out. People at the DMV are always just like, You didn't do this. Why didn't you bring this?

I think the robot would just be nicer about it, too.

It's okay. Please stand right here.

I think we're just already getting so lazy. There's already so many things that we don't have to do. Now to have somebody doing it for you is so…

Just organizing would be so nice. Cleaning and organizing. Just go organize my entire garage for me. Get all of that. Stuff like that where I would just like a clean bot.

But I feel like a robot would take so long to organize something.

I know, but like…

They don't know what you want it organized to. I feel like it would never be able to do stuff like that.

It's too right now, but who knows? I don't know. I still think we're a long way away for the robot.

I think like 30 years.

Yeah.

That's a good amount of time for them to figure it out. To where it's It's at a really good point. Yeah, we'll be old as fuck, and we'd be way past understanding these robots or what it can do. There's going to be all these jokes about robots, and shit. We're just going to go right over our heads. It's going to be so sad. We're not going to understand anything. We're already not understanding Skibbity Boop and all this shit. Imagine 30 years with these new robots.

The robots have their own...

Own little means.Inside jokes.Yeah. Oh, my God.

Zade, you should be a robot for Halloween.

I would love to. I can move like a robot. I I can move in any way I want, so I can be a robot.

Do you have your costume picked out right now, or do you even want to reveal it yet?

No, I can reveal it now. I don't care. To me, an easy costume is when I don't have to worry about my clothes. If I could do something on my face. And nothing else. And nothing else. Because finding clothes is tough, unless you get something from spirit. But I like to be like...

Have a little bit of a fun.

A little bit of fun, yeah. So I'm going to be a goat. What?

A goat? Yeah, a goat. Like a Billy goat? I don't know yet.

I'm just putting it together.

Are you going to get the contacts with horizontal? No, no, no.

You have to have the rectangle eyes.

I tried doing, remember the red contacts last year? It was too much. I could not walk around with those contacts in my eyes. Remember when I was at animated?

Is it because they're bigger than a normal contact?

The thing is I don't wear contacts, so I'm not used to having anything in my eye. I think that's Not really yet.

Normal color contacts, I feel like, aren't bad. It's when you do the blackout ones where it's a huge contact that you put on, I would feel so uncomfortable with that.

Even when I'm talking to friends who wear crazy colored contacts, I feel like I don't know them anymore. It's just this People with brown eyes that want blue eyes? Sometimes, if it's a friend who's always switching up contacts, my brain is like, I don't... I feel like I'm not talking to you normally.

That color separates from the white too much. It just looks too When you were the Ice King or whatever, that scared the shit.

I feel like I did not know you. Yeah, no, it's scary.

I'm so curious what you're... It's going to be full goat prosthetics? Yeah.

I don't think it's going to look as good as what Jason would do because his shirt is all out. But it's just a goat. I don't know. Just a mythical creature.

Zane was trying to think of the one costume that he could do where he doesn't have to shave his beard.

Yes, that's what- Billy Goats have beards. Keith, that's what I was doing. I was trying to-Actually? Yeah. I was like, what can I do from here up where I don't have to shave my beard? That's funny.

You could be Mr. Thumbness from Chronicles of Narnia.

Alicia was saying the same thing. She's like, just be Mr. Thumb. But I don't want to... Whatever. But he's wearing like... He has like legs, like goat legs.

What do they call them? Half man, half goat?

I was trying to find a centaur bottom.

Half man, half horse.

Half horse, yeah.

Okay.

I was trying to find a centaur But they all looked really bad. So I'm just going to do a goat, and I might go a little further and just wear a Tom braided jersey.

Because he's the goat. He is the goat. Or what about a LeBron? They're really original, right? But what about a LeBron one? Because you're just not from New Jersey or New England.

That doesn't matter.

Oh. Well, Tampa Bay.

The thing is, it's still Florida.

Oh, he did play. So you would wear…

Tampa Bay.Brady.Brady would be good.

Was he the GOAT when he was in Tampa Bay or was he the GOAT when he was in? He's still the GOAT. I understand that.

He's GOAT as a player.

But the year that he was considered the GOAT, that's when he was in the Patriots, right?

I think he made his biggest stride of his career as the Patriots' quarterback. But just because you are... You're not from Tampa. You're from Florida.

I'm just trying to find a little bit of...

I think you should just go full GOAT and not do the Tom braided thing. Really? And just be like, I'm a GOAT, bitch.

But it doesn't have to be connected. Oh, that's But the braided costume doesn't have to be connected to me.

You should be Brat Goat. Just Brat Goat. Everything is great. The farmer be up in that.

The The amount of- Brat Goat.

It's so…

It just doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense like Brat Goat.

You know there's going to be so many costumes where it's going to be that color with whatever that they're doing. Like Brat Cat, Brat, Mouse, Brett, just any anything just that color with any animal.

You give Goat. You do.

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What are you going to be? Well, I don't know because on Halloween day, I have a wedding, another fucking wedding in Austin. On Halloween day? No, because Halloween It was on Thursday. It was scary. And then the wedding is in Austin on that Saturday. So I'm just going to go to Dallas and do Halloween with my hometown friends and their kids because they have little ones. We're just going to go socialize, do the whole trick-or-treating stuff. But I was like, Are you all doing a costume with your kids? And they're like, No. I'm like, Oh, okay.

Well, I don't want to be like-They're not going to have fun with their kids?

I don't know. That's on them.

I wanted to be- I guess parents don't really dress up. Now that I know-No, they should. They should, but you normally don't see it.

But when I'm a dad, we're doing a whole-It's going to be great.

I think that's how you should do it.

Even though my parents never did that. My parents, if they did a costume that's for one of their friends' parties and they...

I don't think I've ever seen my parents in a Halloween costume.

Really?

No. Remember when I was at your house and we went to a Halloween party? It was your parents' friends. It was like a neighbor's house. They didn't dress up. They didn't dress up?

No. You're talking about when we went to my next door neighbor. Yeah. Yeah, no, they weren't dressed up.

That's crazy. That is just that thought went in my head.

My parents did Pulp Fiction a lot. Okay. My mom would have this syringe. She was doing with Thurman, and my dad was like, John Travolta.

That's just a costume they would do every...

Yeah, I think they've done it a few times.

It's easy, and they could save it.

My mom was a frappucino one time, and my dad was a Starbucks employee. That's kinky. Yeah.

Does anybody ever dress up as another holiday? Would anybody dress up as Santa for Halloween?

I've seen it before. Oh, yeah. Which I think it's funny.

That's.

I like it.

Santa's a hit during Halloween. Absolutely. I get You know what?

I've never seen a zombie Santa. You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Where mix the two? A Santa Claus witch.

It's a witch hat. It's a witch hat, but it's- That's good.

It's Mrs. Claus.

Hello. Were you guys ever costumed a lot as a kid, a repeat thing? You were Jason a lot or scream. Scream. Scream.

I was Scream every year.

It was like the bloody- I had the bloody one.

Where you pump it and it gushes down the face.

You're like, knock, knock, trick or treat. You're just sitting there, squeezing it, trying to get it going.

I mean, Scream was just, I think, not only the easiest costume to do, but it looked cool. Just the face with the all-black, it just worked.

What an iconic design for a scary mask.

Yeah, they really killed it with that one. Because Freddie, you're wearing that mask. There's a lot to it.

You got to have the Stripe sweater.

You It's a lot. Or if you want to be Jason, the Hockey Puck, it's like...

You got to wear the Hockey Puck. What was Scream?

Scream?

It was a ghost. It was a ghostface.

His name was Ghostface, the killer, but it was a costume in mask, but he was like someone in the neighborhood who was like a slasher.

You've seen Scream. What?

I only saw that and knew. Remember when we went to the premiere for Scream 8 or whatever it was?

That's crazy. You've never seen any of the Scream.

Never seen them. Scary movies.

Watch the first scene in Scream 1. But the thing is Scream changes.

People take on the identity of Scream and commit crimes under Scream's avatar. He is not a person. Jason is the entity that is Jason.

He's the traumatized kid from a summer camp, and it's just trying to make his mother happy.

Scream is just somebody wearing the Scream mask? Yeah. Yes.

It was It was based off a movie, right? In the Scream movie, in the movie, there's a movie out called Stab. That's right. The killer in that movie has that mask. Got it. It's almost like if someone were to take this Scream mask and start killing people. Which I'm surprised I haven't seen.

I know. I'm surprised there's not a lot of bad stuff that happens on Halloween. Why haven't we seen?

It's so fucked up to talk about this. But why haven't we seen some crazy maniac that wants to recreate this movie going around and start killing people?

Because I think it's tough to kill somebody with a mask on and commit to it. I know people wear a ski mask and have committed crimes, but going full, I'm the freaking slasher boogie man who wears the mask.

I'm sorry, I'm thinking I'm thinking like a killer right now.

Very bad. No, but I get what you're saying.

They kill him and then they insinuate that they were doing it with this mask.

I thought about that, too. When I was like, if you were to do something horrible, Halloween would be the day because people would think it's just part of somebody acting for Halloween. If you were going around when people are trick or treating and you're doing...

Oh, and you're bleeding out because someone just killed you. You're like, Help me.

And everybody's like, Wow, it looks so real.

Or do you think killers think of that idea and they go, Too cliché. I'm not doing that. Maybe. Like, oh, killing someone on Halloween. What am I? Scream. You know what I mean? It could be cringy in that world in the community of killers.

In the community.

Do you think there's a private dark web chat for murderers? Like killers like, Hey, what are we doing this year?

A hundred %. That's crazy. There's probably just people out there who just fictionally like to write like that and just pretend. Jason, no. Freddy Kruger scares me the most.

Out of all the movie characters? Mm-hmm.

What was that movie?

He terrifies me. Knowing that I can't go to sleep because then he's going to get me in my dreams.

He was never a thing in real life in the movie, right? It was only in your nightmares?

No, he was a thing in real life. He was a kid, child, snatcher. He was killing children in their neighborhood. Then all the parents decided... I'm not really spoiling much.

This is-It's okay. It came out in 19.

The parents all decide to kill the real Freddy Kruger, and then Freddy Kruger threw out... They They try to burn down his house. That's why he has... He's all burned and stuff. Then his soul went into the dream realm.

Got it. That's who I was thinking of with the Stripe Sweater, Freddy Kruger.

Who'd you think Freddy Kruger was?

I think when we were talking about Jason, I envisioned Freddy Kruger. I think. I don't know. I've never seen a Freddy Kruger either.

You've never seen the movies? Nightmare on Elm Street. You don't like horror movies, though?

I do. I just never... I never was allowed to watch them growing up. I've never seen all of the classics, right?

Yeah.

I never got to see Scream or Freddy Kruger or Jason. Friday the 13th, the first one, don't watch because Jason isn't in it. Oh, Friday the 13th is Jason.

Friday the 13th is Jason. Nightmare on Elm Street is Freddy Kruger. Halloween is Michael Myers.

What is Texas Chainsaw?

That's separate. That's separate.

That's a whole other one.

Okay, I never saw any of the original ones of that, but I saw a remake, a recent one.

Watch the Jamie Lee Curtis. Well, the new Jamie Lee Curtis one. Halloween. That one's pretty good. Oh, really? Halloween ends or... No, Halloween ends is terrible.

Who is Halloween? Michael Myers. Oh, my gosh, there's so many. I know.

Let's do a marathon. We watch all of them.

I don't think I've ever seen a... I've only seen that one Halloween that I watched with you.

Do you remember Freddie versus Jason? We're like... Yeah.

They're trying to do Jason.

We have Kelly Rowland from Destiny Child in it. That's some 2003. Just a madness. They were running out of ideas.

But Texas Chainsaw Massaker has always been a favorite of mine, too. Really? Just terrifying.

Chills. Yeah. It's Running for your life, and someone has a chainsaw after you.

Even the story of it. Did you see the one with, What's her face? The one, not Matthew McCona. That was pretty old. I actually watched that one recently. I didn't even know that he was in it. I was looking up all the text. I was like, Matthew McCona is in one of them. It was terrible. It was terrible.

Sorry, I'm just trying to get cultured in this. Leatherface, he cuts people's faces off and wears their face. Yes. The Texas chainsaw guy.

He's, I think, a little mentally He's mentally challenged.

Yeah, there's something wrong.

His family helps him out, and that's just his sick obsession.

They know he does it.

Yes.

They feed into it. They help them capture people, and then they'll give them.

Got it. That's always the worst moment in a horror movie where it's like, Oh, no, we need to make a pit stop, or they get to the gas station, they go, Actually, you want to do a shortcut? It'll save you this many hours. Then they end up trying to go up to someone's house or whatever, and there's an old lady there, and they think, Oh, thank you. Hi, miss. Is she like, on some water? The house smells like crap. You just get cricked.

It's half the Halloween movies. It's half the Halloween movies they do, though, or not Halloween, horror movies.

Yeah, that moment, though, where you feel like you're in a safe zone and you realize you are not, and there is something about to kill you.

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Thank you, mintmobile, for sponsoring today's episode. We love you. What I'm loving about these new horror movies is that they're starting to do a lot of daytime horror shit, which I love that they're doing.

Oh, interesting.

Just like midsummer. I love that they're just like, let's try to make it scary, but it's during the day, and they're able to get it done. Just such a interesting challenge to put on yourself. Guys, we won't get in too much because we can't talk about this movie a lot because it just came out and we cannot spoil it. But everybody listening, you guys have to. If you guys can take a lot of body, horror, body, gore. Is it more gore? I think it's just like it's...

Like torture, almost?

No, no, not torture. It's not torture, but it is If you could take bodily type stuff. Okay. Just like insides and all that.

Yes, inside blood cuts.

You have to go watch the movie with Demi Moore. It's called The Substance.

Is that what you and Todd just watched?

Yeah. Matt watched it, and he was like, You have to watch this in theater.

I was like, Run and go see it in the theater.

We watched the Substance? Yes.

I have never seen a movie like this, and they did it so perfectly.

Don't go to too I don't see Google Images because I don't know what you're getting.

Don't watch anything. Don't watch the trailer. The only person I knew that was in this movie was Demi Moore before watching it. It made it so much more enjoyable because you don't know who else is in it. And just the shit that happens. I really want Mariah to watch it because I want to see her face the whole time.

Because I saw it with just two buddies, and I was so shook. I went to it at 10:10. I couldn't go to bed because my brain was just so zonk from the movie. Not like, Oh, I can't sleep because it's so scary. But I'm like, I I've never seen something like that in the longest time. I texted Todd and Zane, and then I took Patricia and Connor Franta and our friend Sarah McKendrick. We all went because I had to see their reactions to it.

It's something you want to watch somebody else watch it. Interesting. It's also almost a two and a half hour horror movie. Well, it's not even considered horror. It's not scary at all.

It's body horror, sci-fi, little camp.

I felt like I watched a really good Black Mirror episode. Yes. Like the best one, just the best Black Mirror episode out of all the seasons.

It's not for everybody. Don't take your mom and dad to go see it.

But if they can handle that, it's an art piece. I would say it's like a...

It's quite a litmus test to see what you can handle.

Yeah, it is.

But oh, my.

And it's still in theater.

It's still in theater. And I say, go see it. I think even watching it at home wouldn't hit as good as seeing it on a big screen.

Theater was... But for you guys, I wouldn't watch it. I'll just wait till it comes out on.

I like the... As I'm getting older, I really like the atmosphere of going to a movie theater again.

Then you should definitely watch this in a movie theater because everybody was on the same page. Really? When everybody's watching the Marvel movie, where all three Spider-Man were in it. Oh, yeah. It was like that where everyone was just talking to each other while watching because it was just so insane.

And you'll laugh. It's really funny, too. Yeah, you'll laugh, too.

The movie theaters give me the same nostalgia feeling of putting a record on. It just...

It's a nice ritual. You get out of your head, you get to zone out and escape to a different world and just be like...

Whenever you guys think about a movie, like yours down the line, do you ever remember as, Oh, I watched this one in the theater. Yes, I know exactly what movies I've seen in theater. Because I did the same thing. All right. Yes. As soon as you play a movie after, it's been out for years. Yeah.

But I also have a really good memory of random things. Mariah makes fun of me and my family because we remember restaurants from what we ordered at a specific restaurant.

You remember exactly what you ordered 10 years ago at a certain restaurant.

My whole family is like this.

Remember we went to this restaurant when you were in high school?

I got the steak. That's crazy. We went there and you got the baby back ribs, and they had the really good baked potato. That's crazy. It's always we remember every single restaurant and what we ordered.

But we love our food. I can always remember what movies I see out of town. If I was in a different state, I went to the movies.

I can remember. Oh, for example, Dark Knight. When it first came out, I was in London working the Olympics, and I remember we went to the movie theater and we watched Dark Knight when it came out. It was just such a cool experience because it was an amazing movie, and I was in London watching it. It wasn't the premiere. It was like we went to a movie theater because I was working the Olympics.

I remember I went to the premiere for the Dark Knight, and I was high out of my mind. I was so high.

The next morning, my mom was- Dark Knight is the Heath Ledger one, right? Yeah.

My mom, the next morning was like, So what was it about? I was like, I have no clue. I got to watch it again. I couldn't.

You just go, Oh, it's so good. I was like, The Joker was bad. I don't want to give it away.

The Joker was bad. I don't know.

Did you watch the new Joker?

I heard it's got terrible. I heard it's got terrible. No.

I heard it's got terrible. Did you see the interview with Lady Gaga and him? They're asking them how they liked the movie, and they both looked at each other. Almost like a Season 8 cast of Game of Thrones when they got interviewed, and they're all just like, Same thing. Do you think they react like that once they see everybody else react bad to it? Almost like they think it's good?

No, I think they know as soon as they watch their own movie.

You think so? Yeah.

There was a big clip at Cannes Film Festival where they showed it for the first time. I think it was Cannes. People were reading walking Phoenix's lips, and he looks over to Lady Gaga, and they think he says, It's terrible. She goes, Oh, no, don't say that. It's fine. He goes, No, really, it's terrible. It's not a good film. He's like, No, Yeah, and she's trying to be like... Because everyone is doing the whole big standing ovation, and he's just like, It's not good. She's like, Stop, stop. It's great.

Probably doesn't understand that people can lip read now. That's my favorite, the deaf girl on TikTok that reads people's lips. There's so many people on TikTok that do that. I love it. Every time I see a video where some people are mouthing, I immediately look up the search and see which lip reader goes in.

What they think that they're saying.

I saw a lot of people didn't know that it was a musical, but it's like, It's Lady Gaga. You would assume that it's going to be-Yeah.

Also, good movies have musicals in it. I never mind musicals as long as the movie is good.

I didn't know Wicked is going to be in two parts. Two parts. Part one, part two. We have to wait a whole other year for the second one.

Yeah, I get it. It also keeps people excited, too. When I watched the first Mission, I always bring this up. I love Mission Impossible. Mission Impossible, the part one, I was so excited knowing that in exactly like a year, I'm going to get the second one. It's It's almost like it's just a promo for itself. I get it.

Yeah, I love a good-And that wicked movie looked like they put in a billion dollars into it.

What was the thing that you want to say that you think it was gross or scary?

Did you guys see on the news, they found a head in a box. Did you see that?

Wait, what?

I saw that. It was just on the sidewalk in Chicago, West Side, Chicago.

Oh, this is the head in the box.

I heard that they found- It was in a box. Almost like a cartel left the box as a message. It It was insane.

Oh, no, I didn't hear that one. I heard the one about how they found someone moved into a house, went in the freezer in one of the houses, and found a head and hands. No. What? A head and hands, and they were able to identify them, and it was a girl who had gone missing in 2005.

No way.

Yeah, but it's very-Oh, God.

And they left it in a house that was sold?

Yes.

How do you forget that?

I have no clue, but I also don't know if Even the last owner even knew that it was in that freezer. I don't know if it's a freezer in a shed. It's a back freezer. It's a household of junk. I don't know.

Can't they just easily find out the last person that was living there?

You know what I mean? I think it's still an ongoing investigation. Right when I saw it was very fresh, and all that they knew was that they were able to identify it, and they're investigating more and seeing how it was tied.

Oh, my gosh. Imagine, say you have neighbors that know you have a shed with a meat freezer, right? In the middle of the night, say you did something like that, you chop the body up and you go into their freezer and you put it at the very bottom underneath all the stakes and just whatever.

You're talking about someone else's freezer?

Somebody else's freezer. Say you live next to somebody that... You're in the middle of nowhere. You got a bunch of land.

You just know they have a freezer.

You just go in there, you bury it at the bottom of their freezer. They would never know. They would never know that it's in there. Then eventually, it would be found and you have no... The cops go, What is this? You're like, I genuinely have no idea how that got in there.

Somebody put it in there and just associated you with the motor.

You are so screwed. Done.

So fucked.

Oh, my gosh. How would you get out of that one? You wouldn't. A lot of people, too, my family, they have a meat a Pacific freezer where it's just packed full of a couple of years worth of food. You know what I mean?

It's just like-My dad and my mom had that, too. Just shit that they don't touch for years.

Especially people in the country. You just have designated meat freezer. You could just bury it at the very bottom, and it could be in there for years.

You just would need a damn good alibi or just, I don't know.

Imagine being like, I don't know how that got in there. I really don't. Well, it's your freezer in your property.

Yeah, but the thing is that they're going to call it in, right?

No, but say it was something like that where they sold the house and it was just a random freezer back there.

Or it was an empty house, and then the person was like, Oh, this is an empty house. That's so scary. God. Your whole life is going to change. You're clearing out your freezer before the big move, you're starting your family.

Or say you find it yourself. What do you then do? You know it's not yours, but then now you're stuck. Do you call it in?

Absolutely, 100%.

You have to. Hey, I just found a head in my freezer. How long is it? I don't know. It's been in here for a few years.

Somebody put this there. The thing is that, you know what, Keith? At that point, you have no choice.

Or you get scared thinking that they're going to think it's you, and then you go then try to bury it.

Then you're screwed.

Then you're screwed. Give me a damn lie detector test. I passed that. Never put the body in there.

I've never seen that head in my life. Then you're a good killer.

Then you're like, I never seen it.

Well, I thought what time and when I found it.

Even though in times where I feel like I'd be so confident of a crime I know I did not commit doing a lie detector test. You know the pressure on the line? Yeah.

But when you're so confident, you know you didn't do something. I think they see that. I think any professional would see that like, Okay, this guy is telling the truth. Because they're going to get a ton of... They're not going to just get one guy. They're going to get multiple people to ask this guy questions.

What a crazy plot twist of like...

I'm also not a good liar either. Actually, am No, in that situation, I'd be a very bad liar. I need to just say it out of the blue for me to be a good actor.

I just found this body.

I wouldn't say I'm a good liar, but I'm a great truth teller. I'll make you believe that I did not do something. I would be in that confession room looking at the camera, even filming me, being like, I didn't do this, and let's figure out who did this.I'm going to help you.And I will help you.

That's what a killer would do, though.

No, because People are sometimes are only concerned about themselves and not concerned about the victim and who did this. That's a big tell all.

You're a killer that studied.

Yeah, because you're Casey Anthony. She's only worried in her moment about herself getting accused of the crime. She is not once concerned about where her daughter is.

I feel like there's so many unsolved that is just one second away from being exposed. You know what I mean? I feel like there's so many missing people that are still missing, and the proof is out there in somebody's house or something that it just hasn't been found yet, and it's so crazy to think about.

Oh, yeah. It's just right under your nose.

The stories where other people may have seen it or think, but they just don't report it just because they don't think it's anything.

There's just someone in their life that they know that actually killed a kid, and they just had been living in denial all the time.

There's a crazy conspiracy that the old milk carton, like missing kids, was used for trafficking.

Really?

Some people think that that's how it would be.

What an interesting thing to put just on milk cartons, too.

I also feel like they don't do that good of a job about missing people these days. I only get a missing person's report. If I walk into maybe a Walmart and I look at a cork board in the customer service area-I feel like they used to be on billboards.

Yeah, they would be on billboards.

I don't see the faces of people who are missing that often in my life unless it's someone on social media I know who I'm following.

Yeah, you would only know if you saw a video. But I wonder if we've ever come across a missing person and we just didn't know what they looked like to have caught it.

Also, why do I feel like we don't get... I just recently got a notification, maybe a week ago, that, Oh, I'm missing a child abduction alert, or something like that. I got a notification on my phone. Why do I feel like we're not getting every single Yeah, I definitely don't think we are. Is that something that you have to call in and pay for?

What do they call it? Like an Amber alert type thing?

Yeah, but I feel like we should be getting much more.

Maybe they only do it if it's in your close vicinity. If it's within 50 miles of you, maybe they'll send it to those people.

Maybe. Sometimes it's like, if it's a missing elderly person, show me a picture. Yeah.

Show me what they look like. Imagine everybody got sent in. A picture, every single phone in the area, I think I'd be on the lookout for sure. If I was driving around and saw a picture, I'd be like, My eyes peeled wherever I am at.

Yeah, or sometimes it's some car, but I'm like, I don't know what that model of that car looks like either. Yeah.

I want to help. If I'm free that day, I want to help out any way I can.

Or think about driving on the highway or just around town, just in your mind being able to know which cars around you are currently stolen. When my truck got stolen, they were driving it around town, and nobody knew that it was a stolen vehicle, right? Yeah. To anybody driving by, I thought that that was just their truck.

Why doesn't the whole car flash red when it's stolen? You know what I mean? Give us a way where-What if you could just look around and know what car is? God, that'd be fun. Oh, man. Or following a car, or you get that alert that child, the car, the license, and it's in front of you. I'm following the car the entire way through. You are? I don't care how far. Yeah, no, I'm going to be on the phone with the cops, and I'm following that car until I see a cop car come on the highway.

Oh, man.

You have to. Because if you don't do it, what are we going to do it?

We've done it for drunk drivers. We would definitely be doing it if somebody was...

Yeah, drunk drivers were on their ass.

I would love just to be a detective one time on a case. Give me the case. I devote a couple of months of my life.

But you work on the social media aspect, right? You're from your own computer doing...

I just want to I want to have a badge access, be on the team. We're in the room and we're going, Well, this is the story about this. Well, how have we looked into this guy? They go, You're going over there today.

I'm like, All right. I would love to see Matt on a case to see how much he adds to the team.

Just pouring coffee. You guys are missing.

You're up until 5:00 in the morning just sitting there like...

We're thinking too big about this. It's right under our nose here, guys.

It's so crazy because there's so many movies about that. Just the detective who's sitting there. But that's somebody's real life. There's a lot of people that are genuinely doing that. I think that's so cool.

What's so tough about a detective is you're given that one case, you are getting paid your whole salary. Someone's paying you to go down this whole, what do they call it? Foot trail or footfollowing the case.Falling the clues, yeah.Imagine you have a whole case, you work months on it, you still don't solve anything. You feel so defeated.

My favorite thing to watch, though, is the detectives in the room with somebody, and they're trying... Where they're in there for three talking to them, and they're trying to get them to slip and confess. I love watching the way that they word things to try to bait them or trick question them into accidentally saying the truth.

Normally, they just let them talk. Yeah, it's so interesting. Because at some point, they will slip them and say one little detail.

Where they're like, Wait, I thought you said that...

Yeah, they'll be like, Wait, then what time did you get there? And they're like, What?

Because you said you were at the gym at 7:00, so how could you...

Yeah, they'll They already know what their story is.

Even though they'll make something like that up just to see how they react to possibly having a flaw in their story.

I'd be so bad. Even if I'm innocent, I would be in jail.

They I would be like, Wait, no. I would be so. Just misspoke one line.

It was like-I would be terrible. Yeah, I would throw myself in a hole being interrogated like that. Yeah, I'd be in jail, prison. I'd somehow confess to it when I didn't even do it.

A lot of people do. Like, false confessions. It's awful.

Do you see the British woman who killed both of her parents and had their bodies stored up in her townhouse or whatever and had been claiming their pensions or getting their money. The cops, full body camp footage, are like, So where are they? She goes, All right, you're not going to like this answer. It's a bit morbid. She says something like this, and she goes, What? My father's body's in there. He's been dead for a few years. They go, Where's your mother? She's like, That's a bit more complicated. It's by the sink and a cover or whatever. She goes, But just relax. You've caught the bad guy. It's me. Oh, my God. This woman, so, how would I say, just politely confesses to the crime.

She was collecting the money because people didn't know that they were dead?

She killed her parents. She poisoned her parents, and they'd been just old and missing for a long time, but she was collecting all their money. Then people eventually caught on that they had not seen these people in a long time. They come into her home, full body cam thing, and she just confesses. They're right up there. The bodies are there. I can't wait to watch it. Take me in. I've committed the crime. That's wild.

That's crazy.

It's been so long where she's just used to it.

Yeah, they're in there. Do you want to hear a bit of it?

Oh, God. That's what he's meant. I Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Obviously, I'll say- Where's my mom? A little bit more complicated. Okay. Where will we find your mom? Where will we find your mom? Okay. So upstairs, there were about five wardrobes.

It's behind the bed, but back next to the sink.

I did know that this would come eventually. It's for her that I deserve my punishment. I deserve to obviously get- Right to it.

Coming sentence-wise because that's the right thing to do. Give me a girl that's that honest. Do you know what I mean? I want a girl that truthful. She says, cheer up.

I don't know. I think...

I don't know.

She says to the cup right at the end, she goes, cheer up, you've caught the bad guy.

Huh?

She's, cheer up, you've caught the bad guy. That might give me a bit of peace. Cheer off, at least you've caught the bad guy.

That's crazy. Wow. Crazy. Not all day.

She is on some happy pills. Yeah. If this story was more intricate, definitely would have made a whole show about that.

Just this posh lady that is just living.

You're going just serving the max sentence. You're going to jail for the rest of your life.

I deserve it.

All right. Well, that seems caught me. This is it.

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It got a little goosebumps in my system. I needed that.

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