Transcript of Intruders, Nightmares, and Family Ghosts

We are live in the stew.In.

The stew, baby.In.

The stew, just cooking up.

What stew do you like?What.

Stew?beef stew?A beef stew?I.

Don't like stew.Oh, you don't like?I.

Eat maybe chili.

What's the difference between stew, soup, and chili?Chili.

Is ground beef.Chili.

Is like its own thing. Chili.

A soup doesn't need to have meat in it. I think once you add meat in it, it becomes a stew.

Is chicken soup, like chicken noodle soup, a stew?

That's a state of mind.

No. You see, stew to me is like, not potro, is it?

A little bit of taters. If you get some mashed potatoes, it's a stew.

Yeah, you have veggies, taters, you got meat. But it doesn't consist mostly of liquid. You think it's more- To be a stew.

Potatoes, boil them, bash them, stick them in a stew. Yeah, taters.

You know what I mean? But it's like-It's less liquid than-quarter liquid. Yeah. That's stew.

It really has to be cold outside for a stew. You can have a stew on a hot day?

Absolutely not.

What about a gumbo? Is that a whole other thing or is it gumbo with stew?

No, gumbo would be considered like a porridge.

It's got to be shrimp.

Isn't the dad on Rugrats stew pickles?

That is right. Stew, pickles. Shout out to stew.

Is this I'm watching. Is his name S-T-U or S-E-D-E-W?

S-t-u.

S-t-u. What a great spelling for the name. I like that. S-t-u.

Do you think he was a Stuart?

Yeah, probably. I remember in the episode, they'd be like, Stuart. It wasn't always stew. It was sometimes Stuart.

He always looked so tired.

They all had purple hair. All the pickles had purple hair.

Wait, that's a great costume.

It is. We could have done that.

That's really good. That is really good. No, Mariah would have taken years for that hair. The orange three triangle hair. Yeah, no way.

I could do it.

That Cynthia doll is just always... The best. Someone always doing Cynthia every year. It's the best.

Hannah Pilkis, I think, just did it for her.

She's a perfect person for Cynthia. Yeah.

Nailed it.

That's good. I think the whole rug rats crew is a great costume for sure.

You're just going to wear a big ass diaper.

A what?

A big diaper. Big diaper. Well, I think it's Tommy was the only one in a diaper. Then Chucky was in board shorts. Chucky was a little bit older than Tommy.

A little bit older, yeah. It was implied that Tommy was one of the younger ones for sure.

Is Chucky one of the cousins? Angelika is Tommy's cousin, right?

Angelika and Tommy were the only relatives?

But Phil and Lil were not.

Oh, one of them. It would just drive me nuts. I forget which one.

Phil and Lil? I forget which one. The parents of Phil and Lil?

Maybe.

It drove me nuts.

They had a very interesting relationship going on. Phil and Lil.

There was something going on. I know there's a little trauma in there for sure.

They were a little bit nasty to each other.

They were pretty snippy. She was always in aerobics stuff. Just like, Let's go.

Let's go.

Angelika's mom was a working lady. She was taking calls, talking out the side of her mouth.

But she just had a bitchy daughter. You know what I mean?

The mom probably didn't pay attention to her.

Because she was too busy working. Oh, that's true. That's also implied.

We just said this the other day. We were in the car and some guy was walking by or whatever, and Mariah goes, Yeah, he had a Bluetooth on. I was like, Isn't it so weird that we still call a little headset a Bluetooth?

Oh, right.

Why do we call that? Was it the very first Bluetooth device?

Because it was called the Bluetooth. It was called the Bluetooth set.

Because you had to use that technology to connect it to your phone.

It was one of the first ones, though, to connect your phone to your- But it was just a wireless headset.

You're so right. A Bluetooth I think it was one of the first devices Bluetooth was used.

Then the name just stuck.

If you're still rocking a Bluetooth headset, just get some Airpods, though. What are you doing? What do you mean? You could talk to somebody, you can hear someone with just one Airpod in.

They like that wrap around with the little business.

You know, my Uber, in the weekend of your wedding, an Uber had a Bluetooth headset to make calls, but it was only used to make calls. I guess so.

Yeah. But yeah, we still call those a Bluetooth, and I think that's so interesting.

Anyways, let's run the intro. Awesome.

All right, let's get it. It's coffee talk, baby.

Yeah. What Hey, oh, let's go. I'm Zane.

I'm Heath. I'm Matt. I'm Mariah.

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Can I just say how excited I am about our billboard?

I was just a little bit... You were about to do that? I was about to. We We're on a billboard in Timesquare for our Patreon. For unfiltered? Yeah. But it's for Patreon. It's like a Patreon. Am I on it?

No. Devastating. Sorry, I wasn't trying to make it about me, but I was just curious.

So Patreon put up a on board of our show's Patreon. That's amazing. In Timesquare.

I don't know when it's up, though. I did email them saying what day it's up because it's only one day a week that it's up.

One day a week for 30 seconds.

They're doing other creators as well.

Okay, dope. I think they pick seven other creators, and then every day is a creator.

Wow. Do you know where exactly In Timesquare is at?

It's on 48th Street and Broadway.

All right. We'll shout it out to the people if you're down there in Manhattan.

Right above the Happy Socks store, but it's in a really good location. It's pretty big, too, which is really sick.

It's our first billboard that we're on that we didn't pay for. It's a real one.

It's a real advertising.

It's sick. It's so cool.

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Do you know what picture it is of you guys?

Okay, so I told... Initially, we were going to do an original clip, but it was so last minute where we were just like, Oh, just pick whatever picture you want. It's a good one. And they picked our happy hour picture. Oh, nice. From our page. There's not much out there of good quality zaneheath pictures. Yeah, exactly. But we told them to switch it to the album cover of the podcast instead.

Perfect. Yeah. Does it have any copywriting on it?

It's got the Patreon logo, and it's a clear Patreon push.

If there's any logos, they just blur it out.

That is awesome. You guys look like a European. You look like a DJ, too. We're DJing at win.

Check out Zane and he. It looks like a Vegas billboard. Make sure to go to I Uday Club. Zane and he thought we were going to DJ there.

Wow. I look up the Mariah's in it. I'm like...

But you know what? Maybe we should just keep that one up there. We look like musical talent.

They will be unpleasantly surprised. I know. They'll find out we're not.

Because they'll look at it and be like, Who are those DJ? And then they're like...

That's badass. That is like a dream.

It's really sick. Who would have thought it would be for a Patreon? The first time we're ever on a...

I thought it would be for Spotify first.

Yeah, it was just really... It took us by surprise for sure.

Yeah, we're superstars now.

We're superstars. Oh, Matt, I found this out the other day. Do you know that song that goes, Don't get knocked down. I can get up again. You're never going to keep me down. What's the name of that song?

Pissen the Nightaway? Oh, gosh. Oh, it's a weird name, right?

My jaw dropped when I saw the name of that song. Pissen the Nightaway.

Look at the name of the song. Oh, Tub Thumping?

Tub Thumping.

Tub Thumping. By Chumbawumba. Chumbawumba. Damn, I never knew that.

You could have had $20 million on the line and been like, What's the name of the song? And I'd have been like, Don't get knocked down.

I didn't know it was a weird song. It's one of those ones where if you're trying to pull it up on your phone, you're like, Where is the song? You have to start the lyrics. Where is the song? Where is it? Yeah. Damn.

But Spotify is pretty good about it. If you type in the lyrics, it's going to bring you to the song. Oh, really? Yeah.

Or there's at least a playlist where somebody made a playlist of that lyrics, and then it's the first song right there. Oh, yeah.

I usually just type in the lyrics on Google. It's love that.

Tub, tub-thumping.

Also, click Images for the album art for it because it also looks like something Gen Alpha would do, and it makes no sense.

The album cover?

Like they were ahead of their time. Yes.

It looks like something that somebody right now.

Right there, the green box. It's like the original brand right there.

Oh, yeah. I remember this CD.

Isn't that crazy?

It's giving Skibbity Toilet. It is.

I could see it saying that on the top, Skibbitty Toilet. It's so weird.

Top Dumping Chumbawamba.

Yeah, look at the white star with a green circle. It just, it screams Gen Z editor.

Yeah, for the people listening.

It's also giving Brat.

Yeah, it is.

Wow.

With that chartrews.

Keith, I didn't know you were still in your breath somewhere.

You know, once you're in it, you never leave it.

How's your week been going?

Really good. My sleep has been so, so fucked.

Really?

I think you said really good.

Not where I thought that I was going.

No, it's really good, but just my sleep has been so bad. I'll fall asleep before 35. I'll have the worst dreams, and then I'll wake up at like nine. I get no rest. All my dreams throughout the night are bad, but it's been like this for a week and a half.

Maybe it's what you're eating. You know how some people have... If they eat pork, they have weird...

But I've been eating pretty normal, clean. I'm not eating anything weird or random.

You're having a hard time falling asleep, so you're staying up.

I'm having a hard time falling asleep, but I'm having a hard time just staying asleep.

Are your nightmares just conflict?

Yes, conflict. They're way too clear.

Dude, same. I was skiing with Mumford & Sons in my dream the other night. Like, a fucking random. But they didn't like it. They They never like me. It's always they never like you. So I'm like, this is so sick, but I'm with these people that don't like me. Or they never like you. That's your worst nightmare. They were just like, Shut up, bro. I was like, I don't even listen to Mumford & Sons.

That means we have big insecurity problems. I guess so. Everybody just does not like you in your dreams.

Or I'm like, I was at a pet store in my dream, and all the hamsters were dying, and I'm trying to feed them and get the water to them. It's just all of these animals in a pet store, and I can't keep all of them happy.

Why can it be just a happy, awesome dream? Occasionally, we'll get those, but it always starts off sick, and then there's some conflict in it that I'm having to- It's just really stressful conflict.

What's really weird, too, you always think dreams are random. You can't control them. I control it, whatever. But sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of a dream, and then I'll fall asleep back into the dream right where I left off, which is really weird that your brain can do that. It'll pick back up as soon as I fall back to sleep.

That's a good feeling. It's the worst when you go back and it's something else, and you're like, I wanted to go back to the story we were doing.

But also, it's like when I'm having a nightmare and I wake up out of it, I'm like, Oh, I'm glad that's over. Then I'll be like, Okay, I'll fall back asleep, and then boom, I'm back to being chained up and being-For nightmares, I get right back into it.

It's weird. It's a dream I never get back into.

It's frustrating.

What's the difference between a bad dream and a nightmare?

A nightmare, I feel like something demonic is like, well, I think anything like-Bad dreams are stressful or it's something you don't want to deal with.

Harming. Oh, you wake up.

If you're being physically harmed, to me, that's a nightmare. If I'm being chased about to be like...

If I feel like my life is on the line, that's a nightmare. Something stressful where I feel like I'm not going to die is just a really bad dad.

Mumford & Sons not liking you. That's a bad dream. That's a nightmare for you.

That's definitely Mumford & Sons' song name, Bad Dream. Oh, yeah.

Bad Water Skiing.

That's a good segment. We have people send in their dreams, and we say if it's a bad dream or a nightmare.

Oh, that's good. Everybody send in your bad dreams and nightmares in the comments, please.

This is random, but I want to bring it up. Okay, there is a squirrel burying.

Is this in your dream?

No, this is real life. In Patricia and our living room, we have this art ceiling. We knew last year there was a squirrel at one point in the winter. We could hear it, but it wasn't aggressive, but it was every now and then. In the attic? In, I guess, the attic, but we don't have an attic. I know how this squirrel is getting into our house. There's a tree that goes up to the peak of our roof. They have those little vents that go into the duct that's above of your living room. Because the angle of it, and I guess there's no barrier behind the vent, this squirrel is able to go up, enter through the vent, and has just been stashing his acorns. I'm now very conflicted about what I should do because-It sounds like a dream for me.

That's a good dream.

Because I was about to report it to the landlord and be like, There's a squirrel that keeps getting in there. I think we need to trim the tree or they need to put a mesh guard and lock up the vent. But what if the squirrel's in there the moment we lock it up. Then we're going to have a dead squirrel in our roof. I don't know what to do here. Do I call animal control? Are they really going to come out and get all the way in my- The thing is that you're renting right now, so I'm pretty sure that your landlord will take care of that.

I don't think that's something you have to take care of, right? Yeah. You just tell the landlord the situation, and they will handle that.

But I feel like I got to tell the landlord, but I need to let you know, if we do cut it and block it up, I would like the peace of mind that the squirrel squirrel is no longer in the attic. Do we need to make a bridge for this squirrel?

You should lure him out.

Okay.

I'll get over there. Yeah, come over. I'll talk to him.

We have Snow White over here.

She has to wear her costume, though. I have to make silence.

I have to make a squick and make squicken, this squick, squick, and get the squirrel out. But I've been thinking about this squirrel, and just the winter is going to get worse, and there's going to be a point of no return.

Just don't bury it in December.

You could always build him a picnic table like we did.

I guess I could do that.

You really do. If you can't get rid of one, you home it, and then it'll love you so much.

The thing is, it probably is finding its home for the winter. It's probably working on it.

I bet he has a fucking stash up there.

All of his warmth is in there.

Then it grosses me out knowing that there's just thousands of acorns that are just sitting in this attic above us, and it's just... There's probably squirrel poop up there. He could have squirrel babies up there. I don't...

You think so? I think you're helping them create a new community, and I think that's beautiful.

I think you got chosen.

Okay. It's just I feel... But when you're sitting there watching a movie, it's just like...

He goes, Oh, bombs away.

Or I just don't want them to bite some wire.

Yeah, I think you just tell your landlord.

But that one day that school is going to come back and be like, What the fuck?

I know. It's sad, but that's like pest control.

Yeah, true.

Then I would make something like, I don't know.

Yeah, maybe like an outside thing where he doesn't have to be in your house.

I would get a little dog house on Amazon and insulate it.

Maybe.

Put some nut, make a little trail. I think he'll figure it out.

All right. All right. Insulation Mariah.

They really like the peanuts, the ones that you would crack open at a baseball game. They love those.

It's just good ballpark nuts.

Throw a handful out on the ground. Let him go to those, and then I would say block it off.

Okay. They eat on my I ate all my pumpkin.

They ate the actual pumpkin?

They love pumpkin.

Oh, burrowed into the pumpkin. You don't even have to carve it out yourself.

They just...

Just look like this massive hole, but yeah, ate through all of them.

Have you seen people have been leaving their pumpkin out longer than they should? After you cut it, it starts like rotted, but they just put a cigarette in the mouth, and they just look like this old grandpa pumpkin.

I don't give a goddamn how long I tell you about it myself. That's my favorite audio.

Do you know that sound? No, I keep hearing from this one, but I haven't seen the actual video.

Somebody did exactly that. They let their pumpkin rot, and they put a cigarette, and then they put this sound over it, and it's perfect.

It's so good.

Very good.

Keith does it really well.

The sound? Yes. You got them half the same time, or whatever.

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Mariah, why don't you tell Matt what video you got this last weekend?

I will once I find out what video.

This past weekend, I had them send you a video. Like a cameo.

Tell him.

It wasn't a cameo.

It was even better as in person.

Do you want me to tell him why I got the video?

Yeah.

Zane went to Vegas this past weekend for an event or whatever.

Yeah, I went to Vegas for Gladiator, for the new Gladiator's movie. Cool. It was like an activation type thing that Paramount did in Vegas.

And Zane facetimed me early in the night, and he showed me that they were in the distance, but he said, The Love Island people are here. I'm like, Oh, my gosh, that's so cool. He goes, Make sure you have your phone on you. I'll facetime you when I meet them.

Because we're a whole group, right? But I didn't know they were going to be there until our Paramount contact. She said, Oh, yeah, we have you guys, blah, blah, blah, and Love Island people. I'm like, Love Island people? Wait, from this season, the one that came out, she's Oh, yeah. And then she names all of them. In my head, Oh, my God, Mariah is going to freak out. We all get into the room and it's us, the five, six, seven of the Love Island people, and just a couple of other influencers. We're all taking shots, and they're so sweet. They're having a lot of fun, and they're very personable. I go across the room. It was in a hotel suite. I call Mariah. I'm like, Mariah, you're not going to believe it. I love Island people right here. Keep your phone on you because I know I'm going to be able to have the... It's going to happen. So just have your phone on you. And she's like, Yeah, okay. I already knew in the back of my head, she wasn't going to answer the phone. Whether she was awake- It was late. They had a night out.

Everybody went out.

But I had a feeling, even if she was awake, I feel like she wouldn't have pitted off. So she's like, I'm going to let it. I'm going to make him think that I don't need.

So he tries calling me. I missed the call, and then I wake up to a DM from Liv from Love Island. It was them.

Where were you guys? At a club? We were at a nightclub because they had the whole thing at a night. We were in gladiator. It's all 50 of us. It was really cool. They told us to go to a nightclub. Our table was filled with gladiators, and they had the gladiator movie sign. Was Paul Mascal there? No, it was not the cast. It was just us. Nothing special. But we were all just partying, and then we were just casually talking. And then I was just like, Oh, by the way, one of our really good friends/host of the podcast, she brought up the podcast because she pulled on my DM and she was like, We've DM... Her Australian accent, We've DM before. I was like, Yeah, no. Remember, I was trying to get you guys on the podcast. She's like, Oh, I'll come. I'll come. I was like, Absolutely, please. You and Kayla both come. That'd be a great episode. I was like, Just send her a DM. It'd be so funny.

I got a video from Liv, Kayla, and Janay. They were like, Mariah, pick up the phone. So it was really cool.

Oh, wow. Wow. That's awesome.

They're like, Wish you were here. Did she win? No, she didn't. No, no, no. They were like the fan favorites.

Were any of the people that you were with from Love Island, or any of them in their relationship still from the show? Yeah.

I didn't know. Well, a few of them were with their boyfriends. Like, Jané was with her boyfriend. Kenny was alone. I think he's single, right? Kenny?

Kenny and Jané are together. You're thinking of Kendall.

Kendall, my bad. Kendall. I talked to Kendall for a little bit. He's so funny. He reminds me of myself. It was really funny. We're all like this now, by the way.

We're all cool. Question. For the gladiator outfits that you wore, they provided all that for you guys, or you had to get it yourself?

Oh, yeah. We walked into a room, and it was like, they hired actors in Gladiator, and they had the spears going like this. We're going to enter the suite. That's so cool. You walk in, they had all this jewelry.

There's an armory, basically.

Yeah, they had an armory section, helmets, swords, swords, guillotine on the side.

Because everyone looked so good.

And then in the bathroom, they had a lady doing... It's so on me. I cannot get it off. It's that sticker. The gold? Gold It's so on my arm. I can't get it off. It's tough. But everybody was in there getting their tattoos on. We were together pretty much the whole night. They wanted us together. They didn't want any of us separating or leaving.

Is glad Aider 2 a sequel or a prequel to Gladiator 1?

No, it's supposed to be a sequel.

Is it his son going back? Is it Russell Crowe's character related at all to the characters? This isn't an ad, by the way, guys.

I'm sorry. You all think we're doing an ad every time we talk about a movie. We love movies.

No, but you'll see there was a kid in the first one that ends up being who number 2 is about.

Okay. It's been a long time since I've-Mirai, it's actually you in an anonymous account saying that shit.

This is an ad because you and movies- Because I'm just tired of movies. Plane, suit. Every time we talk about flying, this is an ad for an airline, you can tell.

If it was an ad, we wouldn't be allowed to talk about other movies. Yeah, right.

Just put that up. What was really cool about... What I loved about this, too, was that we were in Vegas for less than 20... We were there for 22 hours. So we were in and out. So it's the best way I think, to do Vegas. You're in and out, you come back home. It's almost like you went out in the city. Like an extended night. Extended night, yeah. It felt really short, and that's what made it even better.

Did you gamble? No, we had no time to gamble.

No time to gamble.

Gladiator shit, man. Wild times. Isn't it cool? That was very cool, but insanely barbaric at the same time. But I guess I got to rewatch it, but the way the crowds are just like, Yeah, they cut off his head. I'd be like, Damn.

I couldn't... But it was just so normalized back then. We're someone's head shop, that was a normal thing.

It'd be the equivalent of going to a baseball game. You take your whole family and you just go watch the gladiator's dual to the death. That's crazy.

Is there an age limit or kids could go to the meds? They didn't care about age limit.

I picture the dads with the babies up on their shoulders in the bleachers.

No, they would bring their kids to watch if someone committed a crime. The whole city needs to watch this because they need to show people that this is what you do. This is what we'll do to you if you do bad things. They should do I bet you will all behave. I bet you will never do anything illegal.

We don't use corporal punishment.

We'll never do anything bad. If the city of Taluka Lake was be heading today, everybody come, You'll never commit a crime again.

Hey, so this guy stole last week, so we're going to do a public beheading.

Catch me not ever going above the speed limit. Oh, no. Imagine if you go above the speed limit, they put you aside.

Zan, I wouldn't even drive anymore. I wouldn't drive. There'd be like, bad headings. I'd be taking the wheels off my car.

If the heading's on TikTok Live, you'd be like, Oh. Let me watch it. Let me watch that one more time. I'm reading this. I just finished it last night, this book by Stephen King called The Long Walk, and they're making it a movie. Basically, it's set in this distant totalitarian apocalyptic world, similar to hunger games. Every year, there's a walk. Young guys who are 18 can enter this walk and volunteer. If you win, you win an insane amount of prize money. But it's 100 guys, and you have to just constantly be walking.

So whoever's the last one walking.

You get three warnings, and then you have these guys on the side with guns, and they shoot you if you pass your third warning. It's just you think like, Oh, it's just a walk.

Oh, it's a movie.

They're about to make it a movie. But I read the book and it's just fucking intense just thinking about walking and walking and walking and walking hundreds of miles. They can occasionally get the food. They can get unlimited limited water. But how long do you think you could fucking walk for? I think in the book, they only make it five days. You can't even sleep.

At least it's walking and not running. You know what I mean? That you have to be running a certain pace.

There's something worse about the walk, though, because it drags it out. I'd be gassed in five minutes on a run.

Actually, you know that it would end in an hour at least or something or two hours.

This, you're like, day five.

It's so sad because they're all bonding with each other and talking, and it's all good spirits. Then slowly, you start can't stand other people. You're like, Why the hell did I do this?

I'd be getting into people's heads. I'd be like, You've been walking a long time, huh? Just so I don't die, just so I win.

That's what happens in the book. It's scary, sad, all of it, and it's just this fucking walk.

My brain, Robert, I just thought of the fan edits for if they had guilty pages. Heads will roll. Heads will roll. I would be cutting all of it, too. I'd be like, Can I edit? I'd be making it look so good.

Then it's the people in the crowd, it's like, The man crying out. It's just like the...

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I got so scared, Patricia and I on Saturday. Saturday morning, we're just goofing around. Hung over from the night before. We've been watching scary Movies. I'm just goofing around in bed. We have our bedroom door open. We're just like, Ha, ha, ha, ha, hee, and all of a sudden we hear something like, fall in our house. We have not left the bedroom at all the entire morning. We just stop and look at each other. We're like, Hello? And she goes, Go lock the door.

It's so funny. It's so funny. That's the first thing we do as humans, thinking that they're going to respond, Hi.

If they did say something, you'd be even more freaked out.

I was like, Did you invite anyone over? And I'm like, No, same with you.

It sounded like something fell, like a crash.

Yeah, or something just moved around. It sounded like somebody is in our house.

We freak out.

We're like, Okay. And I just go and lock the door. And then we're like…

You locked your bedroom door to the rest of the house.

We lock our bedroom door to the rest of the house, and we're just like, we check the ring camp, and then I'm like, should I call my neighbor to then come into our house just to see?

Yeah, set them up. What the fuck?

Well, it was just…

Yeah, I think somebody's in my house. Why don't you come around and then you go through the front?

Hey, you said you needed eggs yesterday, right? I actually have eggs. You never gave them yesterday.

I wanted not to come in, but just to be aware of it. If I ran to be there, I don't know. We were going through so many different things in our head.

Me and Keith are so opposite. When we hear something, we go, and we beat line throughout the house, and we're like, what was that?

You don't even come prepared. You're just like, nothing on us. What was that?

Us hearing about the neighbor that had an intruder, we put our pants on and went right to the house. We literally walked out and just were like...

You guys really dive headfirst until any trouble.

I have a lot of confidence that we're good at defending ourselves. I have no... We never back it up. We never back it up.

But my thing is I kept thinking it was the right side of our hall, and then that's a trapped zone where if the attacker is right there, then I have to go all the way down the hallway, or then I run back into our room.

Do you have a laundry in the back of the apartment where it's like- Like a laundry shoot? No, no. Normally, I picture laundry rooms that have an outside It goes out to a big thing.

That water ride where you have to cross your arms.

The floor drops out.

But I mean, we were debating. It was just our brain. Once again, this wasn't that serious, but we went through all of these different types of But you're also hung over, so we have a little anxiety, right?

I'm sure it's a lot.

What was it? I thought somebody was in our house and was not responding to us. What happened? I walked out and-The squirrel. I went into the living room and a picture. It fell off the wall.

Which picture?

My David Hockney one. My grandma. Your what? It's like a David Hockney frame.

But what made it fall?

Has it been up there for a long time? Patricia had just put it up the day before, and I don't think she nailed it very well.

Who is David Hockney?

A famous painter.

I don't know. What day did he die? Yeah, I'm thinking like, Mariah, there's something.

David Hockney hasn't died yet. He's still alive. But it was just this moment of terror, and it was just a picture.

Okay, so what if he did die the day that the painting fell?

Has David Hockney died? No, he's still alive. We have the same birthday.

He's 87, July ninth. I don't know.

That was probably a stupid story.

No, I have something to add onto it. I could tell my story. Which one? At Tori's house.

Oh, well, that's crazy. Tell your truth.

Yeah, that's crazy.

This is like actual Ghost approved. Yeah, much scarier than yours, Matt.

No, not that yours wasn't scary.

It was just a spook.

It's Halloween. We got it.

A couple of weeks ago, my cousin got married, and a few weeks leading up to the wedding. Actually, two weeks leading up to the wedding, there were a few weird things that were happening at the house. Okay.

Can you mention the weird things just so we have a- That's the story. I thought you were going to say a couple of weird things, but then this happened. I was like, I'd like to know the weird things because maybe... It's connected. Shut up, Zane. Just fuck off.

The person that gives no details in saying a story, I'm just like, Hey, you really need to mention what's going on.

That's stupid. All right, go. All right. So my grandmother's passed away, and then my cousin has grandparents on her other side of the family that have also passed away. Okay. So the grandparents- Years ago.

No longer... Years ago. Okay. This didn't happen all week.

No, no, no. Okay. So getting ready for the wedding, the morning of, we got ready at the house, okay? At her house. And The night before, Tori was going through the house, and she was like, We need to clean up this place because there's going to be a lot of people here. Let's take some things off the walls. There's going to be pictures taken. Let's just make it look presentable for pictures and everybody coming over. So they were going throughout the house, and they're looking at some walls, and they have this staircase, and above the staircase is this wall that's high up, and you can't get to it unless you have a ladder. So they're looking at the wall, and they're like, Should we clean that up? That looks a little messy. So they go up to the wall, and they take one thing off of the wall. Now, on the wall- It's a shelf. Well, there's a shelf, and then there's things hanging on the wall outside the shelf. Okay. They took something off the wall, not off the shelf. They took something, they stepped back, and they were like, That looks so weird.

Let's just put it back and just move on. So they put it back. They moved on. They forgot about that part of the house. And hours later, they're downstairs now at this point. They hear this huge crack ash where they thought somebody upstairs fell. So they run up thinking somebody fell because that's what it sounded like. And the shelf on the wall, keep in mind, this shelf has been up and not touched for 30 years.

You didn't It didn't touch the shelf.

It didn't touch the shelf. The shelf was not only... It's not like the shelf was put in and it fell, and you can see the screw sticking out. This shelf was ripped out of the wall where the drywall was split.

Oh, wow. What was on the shelf? Was there any like a frame or something?

It was just like a- It was just like a- Trinkets. Yeah, like fake flowers. Yeah, like little things. But it's been up for 30 years. Yeah. No, no, no. So the second they didn't even touch the shelf. They touched around it. They put it back. It gets ripped out of the wall, and they were like, This is so weird. So they put it back, and like I said, you could see the drywall sticking out. So that was one thing. And then a few days after that, my... Okay, so Tori, my cousin Tori, who got married, for her bouquet, she had these little arms hanging from her bouquet, and she wanted pictures of her grandparents on them to have for the wedding. But she wanted to find pictures of the grandparents in their prime, not when they were super old, just how she remembers them the most? She was looking for pictures, so she found a picture of my grandmother easily. She found a picture of her grandfather easily. She couldn't find one of her other grandma, which is weird because we don't stop taking pictures. There's pictures everywhere. She cannot find a picture of her in her prime, how she remembers her.

She's asking her parents. She goes to her mom, she goes to her dad. They're like, I don't know. I'm not home. You can check upstairs, downstairs, wherever. They showed her where the pictures were. She's digging for pictures for hours. She checks upstairs, she checks in the basement, can't find anything. She was like, whatever. She goes upstairs. If this is confusing, the house is three levels. Okay. There's an upstairs, a middle floor, and a basement. Got it. She was upstairs, downstairs. She was like, screw it, whatever. I'll just use another picture. She walks upstairs. In the middle floor, on the kitchen table, there are now a stack of pictures on the table, and they're pictures of her and her now husband, and they're all pictures of them together, and she's going through them, and she's like, Where do these pictures come from? She's going through them. In the middle of those pictures is the perfect picture of her grandmother in her prime, holding Tori as a baby. And it's how I remember her in her prime.

It was the perfect picture, perfect age. But that was the only picture that wasn't a picture of the couple. Right. And it was stuck in the middle.

She automatically calls her parents, and she goes, Oh, did you find this? They're not home. Nobody's home. She goes, Oh, did you find these? Thank you. And they're like, Tori, I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not home. This all happened in a matter of no time.

Just like someone put a stack of pictures on them.

Somebody put a stack of pictures. And then she's telling us this story. The day now, the night before the wedding, she's telling me and my sister this story, and I'm like, Oh, my gosh, that's crazy. It's definitely your grandma. Leading up to the wedding, she wants to let you know that she's here. She'll be with you, whatever. She's telling us the story, and I'm like, Tori, So just for the story, I need to see this pile of pictures. This is so cool. She goes, Yeah, no problem. So she put the picture of her and her grandma that she found. She put it on the fridge. So I was looking at the picture on the fridge. I'm like, Wow, this is amazing. I said, Go get the pile so I can just really feel the story. Pile of pictures does not exist. She cannot find this pile anywhere. And they live in a small apartment. She calls everyone. She goes, Did you move the pile of pictures, the pile of pictures that we found. She asked her husband, and he was like, No. And they were speed cleaning the night before. They said, When we speed clean, we'll just throw things in the kitchen cabinets.

Everybody does that. So we ripped apart the whole kitchen, and she goes, She still cannot find this pile of pictures. Freaky.

But she has the one of her grandma.

She has the one picture that she needed.

Isn't that crazy? That picture proves that this stack exists. You know what I mean?

Yeah, because where else- Isn't that wild?

It was so weird.

It was so weird.

It was like the grandma put it there in the stack, but the stack might... It was just...

Yeah. When her mom... Now this is her mom's mom. That is the picture of her. She was looking at the bouquet, and she goes, This is the most beautiful picture I've seen of my mother in so long. Where did you find this picture? And she was like, In that pile? And she was like, Huh?

That is bananas.

Yeah, it's really, really strange. It's pretty though.

Damn, you have a lot of good ghosts in your fan. I feel like there's never a spooky ghost happening in your guys' parents house, grandparents house. It's just good vibes. It's just people have passed away in the family, just hanging around. Well, in Matt's house, we got them throwing shit on the More. Yeah, squirrels burying. Just haunting you. Just haunting you.

So weird.

That is so weird.

For Mariah, it's more like, She's here. Yeah. Me, I'm like,. I was just, Grandma's not fucking with me.

That's that.

Just goosebumps.

Then when I told my mom that story, she said, At the wedding, I don't know if I'm going to tell the story correctly, but at the wedding, At my mom's table, there was... When they got to the table, there was a penny on the table. They were like, Oh, who left change? I never at the table was like, Who carries change? Number one. And they were just like, just them being them, they're like, Check the date. And it was the date my grandmother passed away. So they were like, I'll hold on to this.

What is happening?

Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

So weird.

It's really cool.

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Shut up. You're talking about recently. On your phone?

Stop. I talk to my mom all the time. Everyone, shut up.

Wait, really quick, what phone do you have?

Well, what? No, no, no. What does she have?

This is discussed I know what you guys... I know what you all... Nasty. We're just being funny. Fuck you. I was talking to my mom the other day, and she just out of nowhere, out of nowhere, it's just like, Oh, my God, honey. No, you know who you need to have on the pot? And I'm ready to like, Mom, no. You don't even understand. There's just really nobody that we really have. I feel like we've gone everybody that we would or would. Or could. Friends, people that we know or could. We like to just keep it to the four of us most of the time. She's like, Okay, I really, really would want you guys to have Tyler Henry on the show. I'm like, Tyler, I was like, Mom, I didn't even know you- Would know him. Would know him or even cared about that type of shit. It's like, Why? I love him so much and blah, blah, blah. I was like, Mom, it's so crazy. You said that the last guest that we were going to have- What's Tyler Henry? Essentially was Tyler Henry. It's just that he didn't want to do a reading on the show, which was like, why?

That's crazy. Of all people, that's who she brought up.

Yeah, really? That's almost something Tommy, it doesn't matter. Just bring him on the show. Yeah. Maybe he will. Maybe he'll just do a surprise one where he'll walk in, feel a vibe. He's like, You know what goes to his PR team? I'm like, Do it. I'm like, Do it just this one. Tyler, no. No, no, no. You don't get to tell me who I get to read.

Tyler, you do this all the time, please.

Come on. He's brushing his teeth right now like, I must go on unfiltered.

Yeah, but so when she said that, I was like, damn, my mom has never said anything. She's never said anything about my podcast or anything like that. So it was just a very weird-I would take that as something.just out of nowhere thing. Just very out of character for my mom. It's almost like someone went to her and was like, You need to say this. It was like that off.

It was like he told her to tell.

Out of the blue, yeah. Mariah, do you have my number? Or do you have her number? I do. Yeah. Are you talking to her? Is this some weird thing that you're doing?

No, not about that.

She thinks he's cute. She just wants to say...

My mom?

I don't know.

You should have one. Now that she's single, she's just like, Honey, you should...

I don't know.

There's just something. It's all these fitness guys. You should have them in the podcast.

Yeah, you should have Sea Bum. Come on. I'll come out and visit.

That's my mom's type of Sea Bum.

Oh, my God. Who's Sea Bum?

Chris Bumstead. He's like a big fitness- Mr..

Olympia, six-time- Oh, yes.

My mom would be all over that.

Oh, man. My poor Uncle David.

It does not look like that. Uncle David's fit, but he- Brian, it'll happen.

I could It's somebody in your family. Pick somebody. Somebody. Our plan is to just get him to just see if something has, something sparks. Okay.

Yeah.

No, it's going to be... I think this might be, honestly, the first wedding where... No, my brother was the same, too, because my brother and Tali both hate, they don't like being said that. The attention. But I can't wait to see how much of it were… I'm going to notice that you guys are just to the side. We're going to be panicking. No, just to the side. No, we're seeing. No one's going to… Where is Heath and Mariah?

You're just going to be disappeared.

I would. In my wedding, I'm gone. I'm out of there.

The attention alone on the bachelor party, knowing everybody was in that house for me, and it was all everybody just making sure I'm having a good time. I am having a good time. No, it's stressful. You're having a good time. Is this what you picture? Yeah.

Remember the birthday party that I threw two years ago at that bar? Same thing. If I had my aura ring on, sorry. If I had my aura ring on through the room. Through the room. The whole night. It's like, But why? Why do that to your- That's the attention. The people that always freak out about their birthdays, you know those crazy people that are just like, This is my birthday. No, we're going to... They're stressing out the whole time. It's like, Why even throw a party?

Just live in the moment.

Yeah, just like, why even put yourself through that shit?

But yeah, after that- Do you think you have all of her relatives' names down? Or there's some you probably need refreshers on or head shots?

I have all of the immediate family Like aunts, uncles, cousins.

I would say by heart, you know at least 50 people easily.

Yeah.

And then their kids.

It also helps that I see them so much, and they're all together all the time. But there's extended family where it would be her dad's cousin that I've met a few times that I can't remember the name, but I recognize everybody's faces.

Yes.

But yeah, it's a huge I know.

Especially even parents, friends, and stuff like that. Yeah, you met one or twice, but they know your name full and through. They know everything about you. You're like, Oh, it's you.

What's up? Back to the painting thing, because when you were talking about that painting, I saw that old guy, and it reminded me. I wanted to know if you knew of a painter called Alex Colevilles. Alex Colevill.

Show me what his paintings look like.

It's from the '50s and '60s, but all of these... Alex Colevill, yeah. All of his paintings look what bad video game graphics look like in early 2000s. Is this a painting?

Yes.

I saw a TikTok about this.

That looks like graphic design. It doesn't look like paint.

Click the dog. Doesn't that look like just a bad video game?

One of the '60s N64 or PS1.

I think it's so cool that he was...

That's amazing.

Painting, it looks like bad graphics. I don't know how to explain it.

It's so cool. Some people have a little bit of a conspiracy, or they think, Oh, maybe the video game designers of that time modeled their graphics off of that.

Look at that.

That's so good. And just the thought behind each one. To me, when I see them, I'm like, Art. I love it. This is art to me.

It's so beautiful. They look just like N64 graphics.

This is so cool. I want one.

Get one.

Keith, I'll paint you one.

You want to do it?

I'll paint you one for sure.

I came with this from the '50s.

Isn't that crazy?

That looks like someone came up with that now. It It's two-Yes, two replicate old graphics. It's very modern to me. You'd find that in a very modern hotel.

Yeah.

I had my first tux try on. Oh, nice. For the wedding.

Very Very nice.

Very exciting.

Have you gone to a size where you can fit in what you wanted?

I'm not sure what that was supposed to mean.

I know that you're eating better. You're eating cleaner because you're trying to fit.

Don't do that. No, I told the guy that I'm still I'm losing weight. I'm actively. I have three fittings.

Just to make sure it's all-Yeah.trimmed.

And adjusted.It's going to be... As it gets closer, if I'm losing weight, he's just going to tighten it up a little bit, too.

What if you're getting wear? Are you going to have another jacket you put on later in the night, too?

No, one that I'm going to be in the whole time. Nice.

I was this close to doing it on your bachelor party, but I decided, where I might not like it, but I was going to-Strippers. You know those The videos of they're like, All right, turn around, see your bride, and it's like their friend in a wedding dress. I was this close to doing it at the bachelor party, but I didn't.

Wait, how would you do it at the bachelor party?

I would have just done it just as But as a joke, it would have been just a joke.

Would he be thinking the whole entire moment that Mariah is there?

I didn't get that far. It was more just like, Turn around, see your bride. I think it was like, very in the moment. We have a surprise for you, and he's going to hear that. It's like, Oh, obviously, it's not Mariah, but it's more just like a joke.

That wouldn't upset me at all, by the way.

But I know, but-Strippers weren't upset me. No, not Bachelor. No, I didn't do it because I just didn't end up doing it. But normally they would do it at the wedding day, and I was like, I feel like that could be...

Just too much orchestration to make it.

People do it during the... They call it the first look. It would be set up so you would see the bride for the first time on the wedding day. But a lot of people do it where the best man will dress up in the dress, too.

The reactions are so funny.

It's crazy how long it takes them because they look and they like…

They want to be happy.

Do they get all dolled up? I thought it was just the veil and the dress.

It's just funny watching the guy react because they're anticipating. They're anticipating their brain. They turn around, they want to be happy and smile, and then you can see their face in the mark.

I would go as far as doing the black hair. That's so funny. The black hair.

He hasn't even looked fully up.

It's Zane turned around. I see his back.

But it It takes them 30 seconds to realize. He's just like...

Zane, I'm lifting it.

Got you.

The whole family's there. It's just like, That one took very long.

Has anybody made it over to the beach in the last few days by any chance at night?

I wish. No. Because of the...

The bioluminescence.

Yeah, I've heard about it.

Is that a thing every year? Once a year, that happens?

I think once a year or maybe every other year, it just depends. But it's going on right now, and it's absolutely stunning, and I cannot believe that that is real life.

It's crazy. You think the pictures are upping the color? It's like, no, they'll have videos and they'll put their feet through. I'm like, oh, my God, that's actually that color.

It's an algae that's in the ocean. When there's movement, it triggers the...

The internal neurons and just, I don't know, what's it? In there to turn blue and glow in the water.

That is It just looks like avatar.

Yeah, it really does.

People say ghosts don't exist.

I wish it was like that all the time. Is the algae harmful or anything?

I don't think so because they'll put their feet through it and then you see the collar goes through their feet.

How long is it lasting for?

I think it's usually-There's been time it'll be a couple of days. It's usually four days to a week, I think.

Oh, man.

But my buddy was just there and filmed a really cool video jet skiing through it and surfing in it.

That is a miracle.

I It's really beautiful.

You could tell they're sweet. They're fun. They're good vibes. If you could hear them, they're going to be like, let's go.

It looks so fake. I cannot get over it.

It'd be so pretty if it was like that all the time, though.

Oh, my God.

I wouldn't mind it. Imagine if every ocean was like that.

Every ocean, all of it. The beach would be packed every night. It'd be just gorgeous.

Oh, my. Look at that.

It looks crazy.

Imagine the pictures you get with that. Oh, my God.

You should not be surfing at night, though.

I mean, why not?

It smells bad.

Oh, that stinks. I mean, it can't be perfect.

I know. It has to have something.

It is an algae, so I get it.

You should do a video of Michael Myers surfing. Can you surf? I've never-I think you could. I think you could.

I think you would be so good at surfing.

I feel like you'd be better than me for sure surfing. I don't know. Because I have no balance at all.

I think you'd be able to pop up and get up pretty easily. You mean that? I mean it. Thank you.

You're not going to I'm good at a lot of things, but I think surfing. I think you can kill it. Matt, remember how we told you we were going to Halloween Horror Nights? Yes. I wanted to talk to you about this one house that we did. It was like a late night with Chucky type house. I wish you were there to see how bad it was so terrible. Oh, no. They set it up like a late night show, right? You know how they have haunted houses? They walk through, it's like a whole maze. But this one was different. They had it in a theater, and they a whole late night with Chucky.

But it was an hour wait, and people didn't know what it was. So we were sitting there waiting.

We thought it was a walk just like the other houses. When we got in there, we were like, Oh, this is going to be good. They had a whole late night section. They had these two chairs for guests, and there was a knife with blood in it. Oh, this is going to be really good. We're all sitting there and there's a whole room filled. We're like, Oh, this is going to be sick. We're in the front row. These people that work there took care of us.

It's a huge theater, too. A lot of people in here watching this.

They had us fill in questions, like a code, fill in a question for Chucky to answer. What you did was so smart not putting your name because we were so scared that they're going to call.

I was embarrassed that like...

Mariah. No, yeah. They were saying the name, so I was like, I'm putting freaking Maria.

I can't believe you thought that far ahead. I would have never thought to not put my name in case of that.

I will say it was not worth the wait, but I really liked it. It looked cool. The concept was really cool. I feel like it was also way too short.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say bad, my bad, because it started out really well, but then it just stopped.

Was he hosting a talk show? Like, what's up, guys? It was great.

I'll show you. The way they started, they did questions. I thought they were going to have a whole performance and show because it started out so well.

We were only in there for 15 minutes, and then we left. It would have been a really fun hour show.

Oh, for sure. If they did something else after the questions.

Oh, is that it? It was so It was so well done, and he was so...

You know how Chucky's funny? He was so funny and quick because these were actual people's questions.

Yeah, he was doing improv answering, and they were like... It was really clever.

That was really good.

It was like the guy who does It's like this crush at Disney World. We're finding Nemo and stuff.

That's exactly what we said. That's what I said.

It's exactly the same concept. I thought it was great. It just abruptly ended way too quickly, and then we were out of there. I was like, I could have sat because I just got comfortable. I was like, I could have sat there for an hour.

You could tell everybody walking out was just What?

Did he bring out any guests?

No. No. There was a host there.

We got a good big guest for you guys. Stasi, baby. But it's a whole horror thing. He'd be like, We have a question from Joe Schmo.

Joe Schmo, stand up. Where are you from? I don't care. Nobody cares. It was so funny.

It was basically like, yeah, somebody would stand up and then Chucky would like...

Roast them.

Roast them and go into how he would kill them.

Have them standing up and everybody sees them. It was like an interactive thing. But no, I think the crush, like the turtle one is so much better. It's genius. That one, they did such a good job. I feel like they need to do more of that because it does bring in such an audience. The guy who is the Grinch guy is amazing.

He needs to be paid hundreds of thousands of dollars.

I think he was getting paid a lot of money. No, I thought I read somewhere.

He should, at least. Imagine you do that just one month of the year, couple of weeks, and you just don't do anything.

I think there's multiple Grinches because you can tell when people post them, they're different people. They get the bad one. Yeah. Everyone's like, Oh, not as good as so and so. People know the main guy who's the best.

Hate, hate, hate, loathe entirely.

Hate, hate, hate, double hate.

Double hate.

I want to say they're Probably thinking of just bringing him as the next Grinch for whatever next movie they have.

They could.

They could. Did they...

Did Jim Carrey still act? Yeah. Oh, I didn't think so. Actually, I think he retired, but he did that one show That was called Showtime. I think he's had it with the industry. Yeah.

But I could see him coming back for the Grinch.

It was torture for him to do it. In what?

Oh, he was. I think that was the last thing he was in, though. Sonic movie? Yeah, he was the villain.

Oh, right. He was. He was egghead.Egghead. Yeah. Eggman, egghead. Yeah. Eggman? Egghead.

Maybe there's certain roles or if he feels a connection to where he's like, I'll come back for this. I think it needs to be really a certain circumstances. Or maybe if someone, a really good director that It's for the kids. Yeah, I can see that, too.

I get it. But yeah, it just would have been so much better if that late night show was longer and there was more to it.

Such a good concept.

Just shoot out blood into the entire audience.

Oh, like that scene? I want to come out drenched with fed blood. They said when he killed the person at the end, when he stabbed them, no, but you guys were wearing hats.

I didn't feel it. We got sprayed with water in the front row. Oh, really?

No, I didn't feel it. But yeah, Universal just didn't feel like what it used to.

No, it felt much less scarier.

I feel like the people walking around are scarier than what's actually in the haunted houses sometimes.

Yeah, because they'll come up on you when you're just walking around, when you least expect them.

They did have pretty good houses this year. I'm not going to lie.

The coolest part were the props. The props are unbelievable. Everything visually looks amazing. It was just not scary, and it didn't feel like enough. There wasn't a lot of actors It was one section of the park right where you walk in, and then that's pretty much it.

Also, I don't know if it was because we went on a weekday. Maybe they pack it more on a weekend, but there were still a lot of guests walking around the park. It was still busy. I will say the weekend house, bizarre. That was weird.

The guy The Weekend? Yes.

He has his own house and a whole sound stage.

They had a bar for him, too. Upstairs, they had this whole bar section, like a loungey nightclub-y vibe where you can go up and get a drink. It was like a whole camp. I think The Weekend just did a whole thing with Universal, obviously.

I can't feel my face.

But in the waiting room where people are waiting in line for the house, it's like a stage where it's a fake It was like a weekend performing. But it's in front of people waiting in line. It was interesting. But the houses were... Or the maze was... It was straight Illuminati vibe. It was like crazy.

Everything people think about Illuminati, they They made that the house.

They leaned into it fully.

I could see them going like, All right, what do you think of what do you think of Illuminati? What's like a Illuminati stereotype?

And that's what they made for every single portion of this.

So I get it. I was like, You know what? They really went all... Yeah, it was really wild.

Not helping their case, though.

I know, but I think at this point, it's like, imagine someone's constantly saying something about you and you're just like, You know what? Let's just run with it because everybody thinks this anyways. So I think that's what they did. That's cute little something. But they had a house where it was a Spanish Monsters or something. It was terrifying. It was Monstros, too. It's crazy what they're... It looks like... It's obviously prosthetics, but just too good. It just looks way too real.

They do a really good job. Yeah.

You know that costs so much money, prosthetics. I'm putting prosthetics on and all that.

But it's universal. They make the movies. They got access to all of it from this set.

I know. Zane didn't realize that all the houses and the sets are in the I was mind blown.

Oh, right.

There's a tram that you can take to the terror tram or something, and it takes you into the back lot to walk through. They had all of the iconic movies. There was, what was it? Psycho.

Bates Motel.

Psycho House.

I thought that was just a pop-up thing that they had, but it's like, no, this is the actual one that they use. I was like, oh, I just didn't think that. I just Yeah, you learn.

It is crazy that all those movies are just filmed in our backyard, right there at Universal.

Universal Backlots have fake suburban neighborhoods. When you're watching a show or a movie and you're like, That was definitely not filmed in LA. It was. It's just a fake neighborhood. It looks like a neighborhood in Connecticut or something. They have those back there.

It's-yeah, Gilmore Girls, all of that.

Have you done any of the tours, either a Warner Bros or the Universal Backlot?

Yes, I've done Warner Brothers, and I've done Universal Backlot many times. I've done Universal Backlot, I think, three or four times.

We haven't done the Backlot tour, but we've always wanted to. But we went there for the Porsche event, and then this.

We've gotten to see-You can do it when you go into Universal, the park, that's a ride, basically, and you do that. But then I also think they have a separate one, or you can buy just that as well. Yeah. Pretty cool. Very cool.

You know the Terrifier movies? Yes. They made an announcement. They're making a fourth one, which no surprise. But Terrifier, Mariah, wait, in space. Are you kidding me?

Oh my gosh.

How does he get to space?

How? If this is real, I don't know if it's real or not, but- Jason went to space, though.

Jason did go to space.

I'm thinking the movies are already so goddamn ridiculous. I think they're like, let's just really have fun with it because it's already a ridiculous movie.

They're leaning into it like Sharknado.

I was just going to say it feels like the same people that are making Sharknado.

Yeah, they're just doing it for the bit.

I think the fan base loves how corny it is and how unrealistic.

They're just like, let's see it.

They're going to watch it.

Did I tell you they filmed the third one at the St. Allen Mall? Oh, really? Yeah. So everyone was sending me videos and they were like, this is I was like, Oh, I'm so stupid. It was like Santa Claus in the mall.

That's our old mall. You know my best friend John? Yes. Back home? He loves him. Oh, really? He went to a meet and greet to meet him. He just loves horror.

After you guys showed that one scene, a a year ago on here, I was like, That is not for me. That crosses the line with horror and violence and gore.

Like, Saw is not there.

Saw is a little clever. Make it a fucking game. I don't want to just see somebody just brutally murdered to the twelth degree. Yeah, I know.

Sometimes it makes you think that whoever's making these movies, is this how they would want to kill? It makes you... Yeah. But that's also the Saw movies, too. I think people just have a gory imagination. It's just terror porn. Terror porn, yeah. All right, James. Yes. Okay. All right.

Okay, you guys got to get rolling.

Matt and I have to go to Calabasas. All the way to Calabasas.

We have a brand deal. Baby, welcome to my world. That's my.

Baby, you know us. I can't believe we're going there right now and not you.

We'll be there right after you. We'll do the little unwind. Come on, we have to for a little bit.

Oh, no way. I'll bring my laptop then.

Okay, so I should drive.

Oh, no. You can come over. You've never been to our house.

I know.

But I'll just come back and edit then, and I can come over. Because I do have to edit the whole night's video.

Because I have a flight tomorrow. I have a lot I have to do tonight.

It's just a bad night to ask because I do have to sample my night. Fine.

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